} Page 6 --- University Daily Kansan Monday. Nov. 3, 1958 1 --- Alpha Chi Omega Alpha Chi Omega sorority held a Barn Party with a picnic supper, hayrack ride, and dancing Saturday. Alpha Kappa Alpha Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority has announced the addition of eight women to their Ivy Leaf Club. They are: Betty Rice, Joanna Featherston and Cynthia Hester, Kansas City. Kan.,juniors. Janet Rogers and Elaine Arnold, Kansas City, Kan.; Theresa Byers, Kansas City, Mo., and Joyce and Joycelyn Black, Lawrence. All are sophores. A Tea Rose Banquet was held for the new Ivies at the chapter house Oct.22. --for outdoor men ... and women too Alpha Tau Omega The Alpha Tau Omega fraternity pledge class recently held on hour dance with second floor of Gertrude Sellards Pearson. McCook Hall McCook Hall, and Varsity House held an hour dance with the first floor of Corbin-North Hall at the Varsity House. Delta Delta Delta --for outdoor men ... and women too The pledge class of Delta Delta Delta sorority and the juniors of Phi Gamma Delta fraternity spent an evening dancing in Topeka. Kappa Sigma The Mothers Club of Kappa Sigma fraternity held a bridge party at the chapter house Tuesday. Foster Hall Foster Hall an hour dance Tuesday with the fourth floor of Gertrude Sellards Pearson Hall. Theta Chi Theta Chi fraternity entertained Alpha Phi sorority with a pizza party Wednesday at the chapter house. Margaret Millman chaperoned. Jolliffe Hall held its annual fall costume party Oct. 25. The theme of the party was, the beat generation. Jolliffe Hall Jollife Hall held an exchange dinner with Miller Hall Wednesday. Tau Kappa Epsilon Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity held an informal Halloween party Friday at the chapter house. Mrs. Virginia Brammer was chaperone. On the Hill... Phi Kappa The pledge class of Phi Kappa fraternity entertained the second floor of Corbin-North Hall Tuesday evening at the chapter house. The theme was Halloween. Phi Kappa fraternity held a leaf rake with Alpha Delta Pi sorority at the Phi Kappa chapter house. A Frisbee contest and picnic followed. Chaperones were Mrs. Edward Dicks and Mrs. Thomas Clark. Acacia Acacia fraternity recently held an exchange dinner with Alpha Omicron Pi sorority. The chaperones were Mrs. W. R. Banker and Mrs. D. H. Bue. The pledge class of Phi Gamma Delta fraternity held a dessert with the pledge class of Kappa Alpha Theta sorority. Phi Gamma Delta Delta Delta Delta --for outdoor men ... and women too Members of Delta Delta Delta sorority entertained their fathers recently. After attending the KU-Tulane game, members and their father had dinner at the Castle Tea room. Forty-one fathers were present. --for outdoor men ... and women too Delta Delta Delta sorority held its annual fall dance, the Crescent Carnival, at the chapter house. The preparty was at the Stables. Chaperones were Mrs. Wanda Dick-Peddie, Mrs. Frank Spurrier, Mrs. J. E. Stevens, Mrs. John Skie and Mrs. E. W. Wuthn. francis sporting goods 731 Massachusetts Street it's Zerowear insulated underwear light as a feather, warm as toast 12.95 two-piece suit 4.95 insulated vest Warmth without weight for football games or hunting trips—with the comfort and freedom of action you've been used to all summer. - 100% nylon fabric, rib knit cuffs - Du Pont Dacron insulated - Completely washable, won't mat - Available in all sizes - Tan, white, red, or plaid "Everything for the Outdoorsman" A MAN'S SHAMPOO... in Shower-Safe Plastic! Old Spice Shampoo conditions your scalp as it cleans your hair. Removes dandruff without removing natural oils. Gives you rich, man-sized lather that leaves your hair more manageable, better-looking ... with a healthy sheen! So much better for your hair than drying soaps...so much easier to use than shampoos in glass bottles. Try it! 125 SHAMPOO by SHULTON Botany Club to Meet Thursday Dr. R. H. Thompson, associate professor of botany, will be the featured speaker at a meeting of the Botany Club at 7:30 p.m. Thursday in the Kansas Union. Botany northern South America. He recently spent a year's leave of absence in this area. Dr. Thompson will show slides and speak on the flora of central and The KU whistle was used in the early 1900s to wake students at 7:45 a.m. and sound the curfew at 9:50 p.m. ANYONE FOR FOOTBALL? When Pancho Sigifaoos, sophomore, pale and sensitive, first saw Willa Ludowic, freshman, lithe as a hazel wand and rosy as the dawn, he hemmed not; neither did he haw. "I adore you," he said without preliminary. "Thanks, hey," said Willa, flinging her apron over her face modestly. "What position do you play?" She placed a foot on his pelvis and wrenched herself free. "I only go with football players," she said, and walked, shimmering, into the gathering dusk. "Position?" said Pancho, looking at her askance. (The askance is a ligament just behind the ear.) "On the football team," said Willa. "Football!" sneered Pancho, his young lip curling. "Football is violence, and violence is the death of the mind. I am not a football player. I am a poet!" "So long, buster," said Willa. “Wait!” cried Pancho, clutching her damask forearm. Pancho went to his room and lit a cigarette and pondered his dread dilemma. What kind of cigarette did Pancho light? Why, Philip Morris, or corris! Philip Morris is always welcome, but never more than when you are sore beset. When a fellow needs a friend, when the heart is dull and the blood runs like sorghum, then, then above all, is the time for the mildness, the serenity, that only Philip Morris can supply. Pancho Sigafoos, his broken psyche welded, his fevered brow cooled, his synapses restored, after smoking a fine Philip Morris, came to a decision. Though he was a bit small for football (an even four feet) and somewhat overweight (427 pounds), he tried out for the team—and tried out with such grit and gumption that he made it. Pancho's college opened the season against the Manhattan School of Mines, always a melltlesome foe, but strengthened this year by four exchange students from Gibraltar who had been suckled by she-apes. By the middle of the second quarter the Miners had wrought such havoc upon Pancho's team that there was nobody left on the bench but Pancho. And when the quarterback was sent to the infirmary with his head driven straight down into his esophagus, the coach had no choice but to put Pancho in. So stirred was Pancho's team by this fiery exhortation that they threw themselves into the fray with utter abandon. As a consequence, the entire squad was hospitalized before the half. The college was forced to drop football. Willa Ludowie, not having any football players to choose from, took up with Pancho and soon discovered the beauty of his soul. Today they are seen everywhere—dancing, holding hands, nuzzling, smoking. Pancho's teammates were not conspicuously cheered as the little fellow took his place in the huddle. "Gentleman," said Pancho, "some of you may regard poetry as sissy stuff, but now in our most trying hour, let us hark to these words from Paradise Lost: 'All is not lost; the unconquerable will and study of revenge, immortal hate, and courage never to submit or yield!" Smoking what? Philip Morris, of corris © 1958 Max Shuiman And for you filter fanciers, the makers of Philip Morris give you a lot to like in the sensational Marlboro—filter, flavor, pack or box. Marlboro joins Philip Morris in bringing you this column throughout the school year.