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Survive Summer Heat In 10 Sensible Steps
NEW YORK — (UP) — How to beat the heat—10 sensible steps you may want to consider:
1. Dress correctly. Clothing holds heat. Discard it and don a Presleyesque ensemble. Go to work wearing only sideburns and a low-slung guitar. If your co-workers get all shook up, their cool stares will help lower the office temperature.
2. Talk correctly. Avoid hot words and phrases like "income tax," "brush-off pitch," "Khrushchev," and "sonali da gespu." Say easeful, cool, lulling things like "vacation in Norway," "Marilyn Monroe's skin tone," "Hammock-time in Little America," "ho-o- o hum."
4. Be Clever. When outdoors, take along a personal air conditioner. Tie a small record player atop your head and keep yourself drenched with modern advanced jazz. It's cool, man.
5. Try psychology. Withdraw from the hot world. Try to imagine you're a cucumber in a shady glen. If your friends remark that you're turning green, you're a success. Tell 'em, it's only your chlorophyll showing.
6. Be scientific. Use simple hydraulics. Keep a驴 of ice water at your feet. Your blood makes a complete circulation of your body every 20 minutes. From time to time, put your toe in the pail and hold it there 20 minutes—icewatering your system.
3. Work correctly. Sit down. Lean back. Put your feet on a desk. Stare vacantly. Avoid pursing your lips. Any muscle flexing produces heat. Don't even flex your brain.
7. Be calm. Particularly at the beach, with all those Blinkins sauntering around. Excitement only makes you warmer. Save it for next winter.
8. Eat properly. Food is heat. Avoid it. Instead, take frequent baths in a solution of water and equal parts of tranquilizer and pep pills. Save the solution for repeated use.
9. Drink properly. Sample the air conditioning before you patronize the bar. Select a very cold bar, slap down a dollar, and order a hot buttered rum. The bartender's reaction may send you both to the cooler.
10. Be a scream. Meet a friend and say: "know why it's warming up in Siberia? Because Khrushy turned on the heat in the Kremlin." This kind of thing will cool off any friendship.
A vast area in southeastern New Mexico, known as the Permian Basin, was once covered with a shallow sea and supported a great deal of marine life. The waters receded some 150 million years ago, and today the area is widely-known as an important petroleum producing region.
Senior To Edit Democrats' News
John Lang, Arkansas City senior, was appointed by the president of the Young Democrats of Kansas as chairman of the "News Letter."
The "News Letter" will be a monthly publication telling of events concerning the Young Democrats beginning in September.
The publication will be sent to each county and collegiate Young Democrats Club in Kansas and to the Young Democrats Chairmen of the six Congressional Districts.
Baustian To Conduct New Santa Fe Opera
Robert Baustian, who will become director of the KU Symphony Orchestra this fall, has been engaged as a regular conductor of the new Santa Fe Opera Company in the capital city of New Mexico.
During August he will conduct several performances of Rossini's "The Barber of Seville" and Mozart's "Cosi fan Tutte."
Bauptian, believed to be the only American conductor on the regular staff of a European opera company, recently returned to this country from Germany, where he conducted for the Wiesbaden Opera Company and Symphony.
There are more than 4,500 different varieties of grasses throughout the world.
Brown To Defend In Iowa Masters
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Joe Brown, defending champion in the twentieth annual Iowa Masters golf tournament, is definitely the golfer to beat when the best in Iowa tee off on the Iowa State course Saturday.
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It is not just because he is the defending champion, not that he ranks as one of Iowa's all-time best, either. The cold figures show that no golfer has "mastered" the masters as Brown has.
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In winning four titles, including the 1955 and 1956 crowns, Brown has averaged 71.84 strokes in $24^{1/2}$ rounds shot on the Iowa State course. That gives him better than a stroke lead over Rodney Bliss II also of Des Moines. Bliss has averaged 72.93 strokes for 14 rounds of championship play.
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Other leading averages by golfers who have played at least 10 rounds in the meet: Bob Leahy, Denison, 73.00; George Clark, Ottumwa, 73.91; Jim Rasley, Des Moines, 74.38; Jack Hall, Des Moines, 74.52; Pat Willcox, Des Moines, 74.53; Sarg Fontanini, Des Moines, 74.91, and Fred Gordon, Belmond, 75.40.
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Northwestern Given Grant For Psychology Research
A three-year program of teaching, research, and training in educational psychology will be supported at Northwestern University by a grant of $156,000 from Carnegie Corporation of New York.
The Northwestern appropriation is included among grants totaling almost half a million dollars announced Monday by the philanthropic foundation.
ment of a new approach to mathematics teaching; and one of $66,000$ to the University of Maryland for developing an experimental program of mathematics for the junior high school.
Under the Northwestern program, faculty members of both the school of education and the department of psychology will join together to develop a new undergraduate and graduate courses in educational psychology. These courses will include more knowledge of basic research on human behavior than is provided in the usual teacher training curriculum. The Northwestern group will also outline a program of needed basic research in the field. A portion of the Carnegie funds will be used for the training of graduate students.
Other Carnegie grants announced Monday include one of $55,000 to the National Education Association for a conference on gifted students; another of $36,000 to Illinois Institute of Technology for the develop-
Barbecue Fools The Firemen
HAMPDEN, Mass.—(UP)—A look-out at the Ludlow fire tower spotted smoke one evening, and the local fire department was sent to the scene. But it was only that a Cross Road resident and his guests had moved into the kitchen to barbecue their steaks because of the forest fire danger.
A television screen employing a thin transparent film of phosphor rather than the opaque now used, is said to cut down reflectance, increase picture clarity and remains visible in bright daylight.
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