Page 14 University Daily Kansan Tuesday, May 21, 1957 Dormitory, Fraternities, Sororities Name Officers Watkins Hall Joyce Klemp, Leavenworth junior, has been elected president of Watkins Hall. Also elected were Joy Yeo, Manhattan, secretary and Doris Cinzsoll, Detroit, house manager, juniors; Helen Owen, Kinsley, vice president and Georgia Dillon, Garden City, treasurer, sophomores; and Marilyn Shaw, Galena freshman, freshmen counselor. Sigma Alpha Epsilon Bob Boyd, Prairie Village junior, has been elected president of Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity for the fall semester. Other officers elected were Kent Pelz, Des Plaines, Ill., vice president, and Larry Meuli, Herington, treasurer, juniors. Jack Russell, Great Bend, recording secretary, Bob Offill, Kansas City, Kan., rush captain and John Garrett, Pittsburg, pledge trainer, sophomores. Bill Jungmann, Topeka, house manager, Wendell Koerner, Jefferson City, Mo., scholarship chairman, and Charles Roberman, Lawrence, correspondent, freshmen. Alpha Phi Alpha Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity recently elected officers for the coming year. Ronald Brown, Elwood senor, was elected president. Other officers elected were Reginald Buckner, vice-president, Beckwith Horton, corresponding secretary, and Dan Matthews, recording secretary. All are Kansas City, Kan. freshmen. John Gardenhire, Topeka junior, treasurer; Shelton Townsend, sophom- reator, parliamentarian, Thomas McClain, freshman, sergeant-at-arm, and Floyd Smith, junior, house manager. All from Kansas City, Kan. --- Pi Beta Phi Shirley Ward, Salina junior, has been elected president of Pi Beta Phi sorority. Others elected were Ruth Anderson, Hutchinson, vice president; Ellen Proudfit, Kansas City, Kan., social chairman, and Polly Peppercorn, Lawrence, and Nancy Dunne, Wichita, executive board. All are juniors. Ann Underwood, Emporia, recording secretary; Sarah Simpson, Salina, pledge supervisor; Mary Nell Newsm, Topeka, scholarship chairman; Mary Claire Purcell, Kansas City, Kan., house manager, and Patsy Straub, Chicago, Ill., executive board. All are sophomores. ... On The Hill ... Alpha Omicron Pi sorority recently held its State Day at the chapter house. Nancy Moyer McCain, national first vice president of Cincinnati, Ohio, was present. Beverly Wesonig, Pittsburg sophomore, was selected outstanding pledge. Alpha Omicron Pi Delta Upson fraternity held its spring formal Saturday evening in the Student Union. Chaperones were Mrs. Eleanor Mitchell, Mrs. Helen Spradling, Mrs. Ralph Rosebrough, Mrs. Wanda Dick-Peddie and Mrs. Carmen Wynne. Gary Westhusin, Plainville senior, recently received the alumni award for the outstanding senior at the Alpha Kappa Lambda annual Delta Day-Banquet. Professor John Ise was the speaker. The fraternity held its Parents Day Sunday with about 90 guests present. Entertainment was given by the Delta Upsilon double quartet and the Kaw Valley Boys. Stephenson Hall Alpha KappaLambda Franklin Moore, Holton junior has been elected president of Stephenson Hall for the coming semester. *** The chapter held its annual Ruby and Rose formal dinner-dance recently. Chaperones were Mrs. Wanda Dick-Peddie, Mrs. A. G. McKay, Mrs. Thomas Stuart, Mrs. Eleanor Mitchell, Mrs. Ralph Park and Mrs. C. A. Thomas. elected president of Stephenson man for the coming semester. Other officers elected were Gail Bower, Eskridge, vice president; Neil Logan, Garden City, treasurer; Bill Smith, Bonner Springs, social chairman and Phillip Heinschel, Smith Center, men's interdormitory council representative. All are sophomores. Keith Goering, Neodesha, secretary and Richard Driver, Quenemo, song leader, freshmen. Sigma Phi Epsilon Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity recently held its annual Golden Heart Ball at the chapter house. Chapeloners for the dance were Miss Merle Munson and Mrs. Mary Edmondson. Phi Chi Dan Croy, Lawrence junior, has been elected presiding senior of Phi Chi professional medical fraternity for next fall. Other officers elected were Lee Murray, Hutchinson, presiding junior; James Webb, Kansas City, Kan.; treasurer; Vern Shull, Colby, judge The fraternity's Mothers and Wives Club banquet and meeting were held at the chapter house Sunday with about 50 attending. Alpha Kappa Alpha --advocate; Wesley Hand, Derby, sentinel; Harold Compton, Larned, rush chairman, and Haven Krueger, Wichita, chapter editor and historian. All are seniors. Delta Gamma sorority held its annual Pinafore party Friday at the chapter house. Chaperones for the dance were Mrs. Edna Stewart, Mrs. Mildred Wogan, Miss Merle Munson, Mrs. Edward Dicks, Mrs. Eleanor Mitchell and Mrs. Mary Wigton. Alpha Kappa Alpha sorority and Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity held a joint spring formal in the union ballroom Saturday evening. 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VALEDICTORY It has been my custom in the final column of each year to forego any attempts at humor, because you, dear readers, have had your funnybones so frozen by the cold wind of impending final exams that it is futile to try to get a laugh out of you; and because in this last column of the year we are saying goodbye, and goodbyes are occasions for sweet solemnity, not slapdash foolery. With this column I complete my third year of writing for Philip Morris. Today my heart is full. I am grateful, first of all, to the Philip Morris Company who make this column possible. They have given me a completely free hand in the choice of subject matter; they have not tampered in any way with my copy; they have been unfailingly courteous and helpful. I wish to take this occasion to extend heartfelt thanks to the makers of Philip Morris for their most touching kindness, and to notify them that if we renew our association for another year, I shall require a substantial increase in salary. Second, I should like to tender my thanks to you, dear readers. A writer's life is not an easy one. There are an appalling number of hazards—a drought of ideas, for one; catching your necktie in the roller of your typewriter, for another—and when a writer is blessed, as I have been, with an audience as alert, as bright, as intelligent as you, dear readers, then he must take his hat in his hand and his necktie out of the typewriter and humbly give thanks. Thank you for being dear. Thank you for being readers. This, dear readers. I now do. Thanks for being dear. Thanks for being readers. Finally, I wish to thank the tobacconists of America who make it possible for us to buy our Philip Morris Cigarettes by the pack. If there were no tobacconists, we should have to buy our Philip Morrises direct from the factory in boxcar lots. This would present grave storage problems to those of us who live in dormitories and other substandard dwellings. 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