Page 8 University Daily Kansan Wednesday, March 20, 1957 —(Daily Kansan photo) TAKING A BREAK?—Seemingly resting on their imagination, True Binford, sophomore, on the left, and Kiki Ison, freshman, both from Overland Park, rehearse for the Tau Sigma recital. Dance Group To Present Recital Thursday, Friday Tau Sigma, honorary dance organization, will present a spring recital at 8 p.m. Thursday and Friday in Fraser Theater. A series of dances will portray the theme." Portraits of Paris." Taking part in the program will be Mary Ann Clark, Kansas City, Mo. sophomore; Yvonne Schenck, Blue Springs, Mo. senior; Raymond Anderson, St. Joseph, Mo. junior; Mary Ledgerwood, Kansas City, Mo. sophomore, Cherie Miller, Fort Scott junior; Sharon Hoover, Wichita, Lois French, Topeka, freshmen. Peggy Epps, Topeka sophomore; Barbara Fields, Webster Groves. Mo freshman, Nancy Collins, Richmond senior; Miss Ruth Hoover, associate professor of physical education; True Binford, Overland Park sophomore; Karlan Ison, Overland Park freshman; James Kohlenberg, Louisburg senior, Henry Walling, Independence, Charlene May, Mante, seniors. A group of approximately 80 foreign students will leave for Kansas City by bus at noon. In Kansas City, Kan., they will visit the Buick, Oldsmobile and Pontiac assembly plant. They will then go to Mr. Truman's office in the Federal Reserve Bank Building for an informal talk with him. 'Missile Theory Not New To Man' William R. Butler, assistant to the dean of men, said, "This is undoubtedly a unique experience for foreign students before they return to their own country. They look upon this as a rare opportunity to meet with a former leader of a government which had a great influence on their countries before they came to the U. S. to study." Four to eight U.G. Mitchell Honor Scholarships in Mathematics, ranging in value from $250 to $800, will be awarded to undergraduates who are majoring in mathematics in the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences or the School of Education. Ann Laptad, instructor in physical education; Donna Dee Duncan, Coffeyville, Alaine Casebier, Oskaloosa, seniors. Applications for the scholarships, which are to be awarded on the basis of the student's record in courses at KU, are available in the department of mathematics office in 215 Strong Hall. Applications should be turned in to the department office by April 1. A visit with former President Harry S. Truman will be the highlight of the annual field trip by foreign students Tuesday. in physical education, is the adviser, Walling is narrator, and Dick Fanolio, Kansas City, Mo. senior, director of lighting and scenery. The Psychology Club has invited students to visit the Topeka State Hospital and Menninger Foundation Saturday. The group will meet in front of the Student Union at 8:15 a.m. Saturday. Students Will Visit Truman James R. Campbell, superintendent of the inertial navigation group, Chance-Vought Aircraft, Dallas, Tex., told members of the Institute of Aeronautical Science Tuesday night that the principles of inertial navigation have been known since the time of Isaac Newton, but not until today have they been fully developed. Group To Visit Topeka Institutions Math Scholarships Deadline April 1 Miss Shirlev Hughes, instructor Mr. Campbell showed slides to illustrate the use of inertial navigation in guided missiles and discussed the methods of keeping track of inertial forces and determining geographic positions. Topeka Drive Has Good Start Topeka Drive Has Good Start Topeka's drive to obtain $8,000 for its Western League baseball team got off to a good start Tuesday with $1,650 being collected. The money is needed for financial obligations which must be met before baseball revenue begins coming in. Any person who can provide a car for the trip should call Jon L. Baker, Olathe senior, at VI 3-0651. Non-profit hospital plant andments of an estimated value of 12.2 at 5.2 billion dollars. Town & Country Shoes ... come out, come out, wherever you are and go walking in these marvelous walk-on-air wonders. They're favorites in comfort and style. America's Best Fashion Shoe Value, Engineerettes Quiz Dr. Bee Dr. Lawrence S. Bee, marriage counselor and professor of home economics and sociology, answered questions asked him by engineerettes and their husbands Monday night at the Engineerette meeting. The couples asked questions about problems they encounter in marriage and in raising children. ettes, wires of KU engineering and architecture students, will be April 1 in the Art Museum lounge. The next meeting of the Engineer- Seaver To Read Poetry James E. Seaver, associate professor of history, will read the poetry of Catalull at the Poetry Hour at 4 p.m. Thursday in the Music and Browsing Room of the Student Union. On Campus with Max Shulman (Author of "Bearlion Boy With Cheek" etc.) (Author of "Barefoot Boy With Cheek," etc.) ADVICE ON ADVISORS Recently I made an extensive tour of American campuses, interviewing students and selling mechanical dogs, and one of the most frequent complaints I heard from undergraduates was, "My faculty advisor doesn't really care about me." Everywhere I went I heard this same cry. (Indeed, at one university I found 15,000 students jammed in the field house chanting it a cappella.) But I am bound to say, dear friends, that you are wrong. Your faculty advisor does care about you. The trouble is, he doesn't know you. And no wonder! How do you expect him to know you when you see him once or so a semester? Get to be friends with your faculty advisor-like, for example, Alpine R. Sigafoos, a sophomore in timothy and silage at Texas A. & M. Alpine R. Sigafoos appeared one night in the living quarters of his faculty advisor (whose name, by a curious coincidence, was also Alpine R. Sigafoos). "Good evening, sir," said Student Sigafoos. "I am come so that you may get to know me better and thus help me solve the vexing problems that trouble me." "This," said Student Sigafoos, holding up the first of the three packages, "is a carton of Philip Morris Cigarettes, which come in long size or regular, and without which I never stir. It is, sir, a smoke beyond compare—full of fresh, natural, unfiltered flavor that delights the taste, salves the soul, and turns the whole world into one long vista of peace and greenery. Try one, sir." "And what are those three packages you are carrying?" asked Advisor Sigafoos. "Thank you," said Advisor Sigafoos, lighting a Philip Morris Cigarette. He puffed appreciatively for an hour or two and then said, "And what is in the other packages you are carrying?" "I am rather a complex fellow," said Student Sigafoos, "and I don't expect that you will get to know me in a hurry. So," he said, holding up his second package. "I have brought my bed-roll." "I see," said Advisor Sigafoa, not entirely pleased. "And what is this third package?" "Well sir, I know that occasionally you will be busy with other matters and will therefore be unable to spend time with me. So I have brought along my gin rummy partner, Walter M. Handzlik." In the next two years Advisor Sigafoos, living check-bjowl with Student Sigafoos, got to know all of the lad's personality traits, his hopes, his fears, his drives, his quirks, his aspirations. At the end of that time, armed with true understanding, Advisor Sigafoos concluded that Student Sigafoos's basic trouble was that he was not really college material. 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