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CLASSIFIED ADS
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nished
divans,
chairs,
but not
vision
Oceu-
East 23rd VI 3-7377
been lease ist be but may couple th the Office.
FOR SALE
LIVE GIFTS—Nightingale Canary singers, Parakeets, all colors, from sunny Texas—complete stock of cages and stands. Fresh foods and toys. Complete outfits for dogs-beds, hammocks, harnesses, chameleons, hampsters, fish, turtles, chameleons, hampsters, etc. Everything in the pet field. Grant's Gift and Gift Shop. 1218 Connecticut. Phone VI 3-2921.
BEVERAGES - All kinds of six-paks, ice cold. Crushed ice in water repellent close paper bags. Plastic, party supplies. 6th, 6th and Vermont. Phone 1-3050.
TIME. LIFE & Sports Illustrated magazines. Special students' prices of ½ reg. sub. rate. Prompt service, buy now pay later, call VI 3-0124. tf
REMINGTON STANDARD TYPEWRITER. Good condition, reasonable. Ph. VI 3-4715 17F Sunnyside. 2-13
MISCELLANEOUS
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NOTICE-Your Avon Representative will call on you by appointment or take orders by telephone. Ph. VI 3-2376. 2-12
ARMY BLANKET. Was left in Allen Field House after the Iowa State game. Will the finder please call James Fulton. VI 3-1695. 2-12
LOST
GLASSES between Strong and Malott.
Charcoal frames in brown leather case.
Ph. VI 3-9123 or turn in at Kansan
Office.
2-13
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FOUND
LIGHT BROWN PUPPY. Small. Found near Student Union. Call VI 3-7404.
FOR RENT
NICE CLEAN ROOM For 1 or 2 men.
821 Indiana_Phone VI 3-4163. 2-12
BE INDEPENDENT. Live close to the campus. Room and board $45.00 per person, dorm room $6.00 per person. Co-op 1537! Tennessee. Ph. VI 3025. Ask for Tom. Anla, or Jack. 2-13
ROOM for 2 or 3 boys, extra large, clean, quiet. Linens furnished. Close to KU. Phone VI 3-2961 or see 1022 Alabama. 2-11
MEN, study in peace in your own-room.
Single or double, next to bath. Liness
Near Campus. Near Campus.
ty of Burking Space. 170t. Ohio. Ph. VI
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EXTRA NICE 3 room - newly decorated furnished apartment. Private bath and entrance. 825 Ohio. 2-13
TWO CLEAN WARM SLEEPING ROOMS. Single or double, serving home style meals reasonably. Ph. VI 3-1585.
FOUR ROOM FURNISHED APART-
MENT with private entrance, private
one bedroom, one study room.
Utilities paid, quiet home. Ph. V3-1
7826.
TIRED OF WALKING UP THE HILL?
Two rooms for boys one-half block from the invasion. Phone privileges. Available immediately. Phone VI 3-5766 or see tfr 1231 La.
NEWLY DESIGNED AESTHETIC HOME
Swimming pool and showers. Kitchen privileges if desired. Phone VI 3-9655.
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INDUSTRIAL RELATIONS
WED. FEB. 20
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TYPIST, experienced in theses, term papers, reports. Fast and accurate, student rates. Mrs. Betty Veqstul. 1935 Barker A. Phone VI 3-2001. tt
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BENEFICIAL FINANCE CO.
Phone VI 3-8074 for 1 day service
833 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Mass.
EXPERIENCED TYPIST. Former secretary will type themes, term papers, and theses. Fast accurate service at regular rates. Call VI 3-8568. tf
FREE TUTORING IN ENGLISH. Review of grammar, sentence structure, outlines, paragraphs, and theme structure. Ph. VI 3-7401.
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TRANSPORTATION
TICKETS to anywhere by airplane, steamship, and escorted tours. Ask us about Sky-Coach and family day rates. Call Rose Glieser at 914-527-3080 for national airport for information for lighthouses and reservations. 8th & Mass. Phone VI 3-0152. tt
RIDERS OR DRIVERS for car pool from K.C.K. Call F1 2-3267 after six for details.
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LITERATURE CAN BE SCREAMS!
To save you tiresome days of reading, days that can be more happily devoted to healthful winter activities like skiing, tobogganing, and three card monte, this column today presents digests of some classic novels that are sure to come up in your lit courses.
The Scarlet Letter
This is a heart rending story of a humble Boston lass named Hester Prynne who is so poor that she does not have enough to eat, nor a roof to cover her head. But she is a brave, brawny lass and she never complains and by and by her patience is rewarded: in the summer of 1859 she wins a football scholarship to Alabama.
Hester works hard and makes the varsity and wins her letter. Everybody says she is a shoo-in for All-Conference honors, but along comes the War Between the States, and football, alas, is dropped for the duration.
Poor Hester goes back to Boston. It is a bitter cold winter, and poor Hester, alas, does not have a roof over her head, and the only warm clothing she owns is the football sweater from Alabama, but that, alas, has a big scarlet "A" on the front of it, and she can hardly wear such a thing in Boston where Union sentiment runs so high.
Poor Hester, alas, freezes to death.
Little Women
The Marches are a very happy family - and for no reason whatsoever. They are poor as snakes; they work from cockcrow to evensong; their dear old father Philip is away with the Union armies; and their mattresses are lumpy.
Still, nothing can dampen the spirits of madcap Meg, jocular Jo, buoyant Beth, animated Amy, and crazy old Marmee, as the merry March girls lovingly call their lovable mother.
Well sir, one Christmas the March girls get an invitation to a ball. But Beth reminds the sisters that they can hardly go traipsing off and leave poor Marmee alone at Christmas time. The sisters swear a lot, but they finally agree with Beth.
Marmee, however, will not hear of it. "Land's sake, little women!" she cries. "You must go to the ball and have some fun. There will be punch and ginger snaps and confetti. Best of all, there will be morris dancing. Oh, how your father and I used to love that!"
"I never knew father could dance," cries Meg.
"Oh, yeah?" cries Marmee. "You should have seen Philip morris!"
"The best," cries Marmee. "Philip could morris in long size and regular and was full of natural goodness and fresh and firm and unfiltered too."
"Was Philip a good morriser?" cries Jo.
The girls are cheered to hear this and go to the ball. Marmee stays home all alone, but soon gets a wonderful surprise: Philip comes back from the war!
When the girls return from the ball, they find Marmee and Philip morrising, and they cry "Huzzah!" and throw their bonnets in the air, where they are to this day.
$ \textcircled{C} $Max Shulman, 1957
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