Page 3 College May Revise Division Requirements Division requirements of the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences may be revised. Gilbert Ulmer, assistant dean, said Tuesday. The purposes of the revisions, Dean Ulmer said, will be to simplify division requirements, introduce a greater degree of flexibility for students during their freshman and sophomore years, and guarantee a liberal education by limiting the area of choice for courses to fill requirements. The College Administrative Committee is considering the possible revisions. "Although the present system worked pretty well 30 years ago, before there was such a degree of specialization in the junior and senior years, it is now just too tight," Dean Ulmer commented. "Many times students cannot fill the division requirements for junior standing and still be adequately prepared to go into their major fields of study," he said. "The committee hopes to narrow requirements down to a smaller number of basic courses." Robert Beer, associate professor of entomology, and J. Neale Carman, professor of Romance languages, were named as new members of the Administrative Committee. The new College faculty members were also introduced at the meeting Professor To Science Planning Session Dr. Herbert Smith, Director of the Bureau of Educational Research and Service, will attend a joint meeting of section secretaries of the American Assn. for the Advancement of Science in Washington D.C. Oct. 11 and 12. In attendance at the planning sessions will be secretaries of the associations 18 scientific sections including every branch of science and related fields. Dr. Smith is section secretary of education and represents over 600 educators. Groups Asked To Report Officers' Names, Addresses Alumni Group Plans Meeting The first fall board meeting of the Alumni Assn. of the University will be held at 10 a.m. Saturday in the Oread Room of the Student Union, Fred Ellsworth, general secretary, said today. Wednesday, Sept. 19, 1956 University Daily Kansan Business to be considered will be the presentation of the financial budget report of operations from June 1 to Sept. 1, committee reports on life membership study and alumni election study, discussion of legislative activities, general membership, setting of salaries, and the Coach's letter The coach's letter can be received upon request. Mr. Ellsworth said. Requests have been coming in at the rate of 100 a day, and the first mailing will be over 3,000, he said. Chancellor Franklin D. Murphy will sit in on the session. Mr. Richard Becker, chairman of the Alumni Committee on University Development, will report on that committee's progress. Officers who will attend are: Clyde M. Reed Jr., president; William (Red) Hogan, vice-president; Fred Ellsworth, general secretary, and Dick Wintermote, field secretary. Officers who will attend are. Directors who will attend are: Paul O. Masoner, Roy A. Edwards Jr., Fred C. Littioy, Edwin R. Phelps Jr., Todd Haines Barteldes, Chester Mize Jr., Richard F. Allen, and Herbert A. Meyer Jr. University Theatre Auditions Singers and dancers interested in appearing in University Theater productions this year will be auditioned at 3 to 5 p.m. and 7 to 9 p.m. today in Fraser Theater. Persons interested in designing, lighting, makeup, and other technical phases of the theater also are urged to attend, Dr. Lewin Goff, University Theater director, said. 38 Freshmen,3 Sophomores GetNavyROTCScholarships Larry C. Schooley, Kiowa; Gary L. Schugart, Hoisington; Robert R. Seacat, Emporia; Lawrence E. Seaman J. Lenexa; Jerry C. Seyb, Iola; Samuel W. Simpson, Worland, Veterans of American wars numbered about 19 million in 1950, or 40 per cent of the adult male population of the United States. Donald L. Heimbach, Kansas City, Kan; David E. Hickerson, Kansas City, Mo.; Frederick R. Hohnbaum, Hiawatha; Milford A. Johnson Jr. Iola; Dickie R. Matthes, Topeka; John G McEachen, Prairie Village; James M. Kean, Phoenix, Ariz; Mark A. O'Brien, Marshfield, Mass; Larry G. Ostertay, Kansas City; Kan; Ronald E. Ott, Lebo; Robert E. Price, St. Joseph, Mo; Thomas L. Reddick, Springfield, Mo., James A. Reeder, Miami, Fla.; Jerry L. Richter, Springfield, Mo.; Joseph E. Schad, Junction City. Thirty-eight freshmen and three sophomores have received new Navy ROTC regular scholarships. They were selected during the preceding academic year on a nationwide basis. While enrolled in the Navy ROTC program, these students will receive tuition, all books and supplies, and $50 a month. Upon receiving their degree from the University, these students will receive a commission as an ensign in the Navy or as a second lieutenant in the Marine Corps. Freshmen - Merlin G. Askren Topeka; John R. Bolin, Mission John V. Bowser, Springfield, Mo. Jerry K. Brown, Mission; Ralph L. Chappell, Lyons; Frank A. Coombs, Lawrence; Richard E. Dowell, Bartle- ville, Okla.; Charles E. Farns- worth, Topeka; Karl T. Feldman Jr. Independence; James R. Gibbens, Phoenix, Ariz.; Billy D. Giles, Mulvane; Dennis E. Greulich, East Greenville, Fa. Students who received the scholarshing: Wyo. Stuart A. Smith, Lawrence; James B. Sortor, Kansas City, Kan; James H. Taylor, San Bernardino, Calif; Robert E. Westfall, Bethel; Sheldon A. Womochil, Abilene. Campus organizations should report the names and addresses of their presidents to his office if they want to be included in the Student Directory, Dean of Students Laurence C. Woodruff said Tuesday. The three-day institute, sponsored by the Kansas Savings and Loan League and University Extension, will be composed of workshops and discussions on accounting, lending, savings, organization and procedure, machine operations and internal audit. The group will attend the KU-TCU football game. The eighth annual Savings and Loan Institute will begin Thursday when Kansas savings and loan company junior executives enroll. Sophomores — Charles K. Elvin, Haven; Vernon M. Hay, Ottawa; Wendell C. Ridder, Higginsville, Mo. Savings Institute To Open Thursday CAMBRIDGE, Mass.—(UP)—The continuing dispute between Harvard University and the city of Cambridge has flared up again. Latest explosion in the struggle which has been going on for three years was a move by a Cambridge official to turn the famed Harvard "Yard" into a bus terminal and parking lot. Harvard Vs. Cambridge He added that organizations have a week or 10 days in which to report. ALBANY-(UP)—The horse-drawn railway car is now a thing of the past. It became official this year when Governor Harriman approved a bill deleting any reference to Ole Dobbin from the railroad law. Eligibility rules for taking part in extra-curricular activities follow: Modern Times Arrive Any undergraduate student must meet the eligibility regulations set forth in Paragraph 3 below to participate in extra-curricular activities. All University students who are enrolled and not directly connected with the classroom come under this rule. Membership in such organizations as divisional, departmental, professional, political, social, religious, and other programs is considered; however, students representing the organizations in intramural activities, or holding positions of responsibility or leadership, such as officers, may be excluded from working committees, must meet the requirement of eligibility. About one in five of the 2.25 million U. S. patents issue since 1899 have been automotive. requirement shall be the responsibility of the leader of such of these organizations or activities to determine the eligibility status of participants, and to report to the chairman of the Senate Committee on Eligibility that all affected members of the organization or activity have compiled with the regulation. 3. Undergraduate students to be eligible to participate in extra-curricular activities in an academic program leading to a recognized degree, and must be making normal progress toward that degree. Following are the above criterion may be met. For those who have attended college one semester or more, at least 60 per cent of the grades in all college subjects attempted within the last calendar year immediately preceding the opening of the semester of participation in the activity must be C or better. A student must be carrying an academic load of at least 12 hours during the semester of participation in the activity. Those who have attended college for one year or more must have completed satisfactorily at least 24 hours of work for college credit within the semester preceding the opening of the semester of participation in the activity. 4. The Senate Committee on Eligibility is authorized in individual cases to make exceptions to the above rules when in its opinion strict adherence to the rule would result in gross injustice to the student concerned. Phi Delta Kappa, honorary education fraternity, will discuss its role in the dedication of Bailey Hall at a business and dinner meeting at 6 p.m. Thursday in the English room of the Student Union. Reservations for the dinner can be placed with Carl Fahrbach, Newton graduate student, secretary of the fraternity. Phi Delta Kappa Dinner Thursday Phi Delta Kappa will help with registration and will give tours of the remodeled Education School building at the dedication Oct. 5 and 6, said Herold Regier, Tonganoxie graduate student, president of the fraternity. Aeronautical Institute Hears Missile Expert The design for high speed missile cooling and the type and strength of the materials being used in the theoretical research laboratory in McDonnell Aircraft Inc. of St. Louis, Mo., were explained by Richard Hepper, project group engineer for the plant, to the Institute of Aeronautical Science Tuesday. Meat Quality High About 40 attended. In other business, Nancy Smith, Baguio, Phillippines senior, was elected secretary for the remainder of the semester. LINCOLN, Neb.—(UP)—Only about one fourth of one per cent of animals federally inspected in recent years were found unfit for food, farm experts at the University of Nebraska report. About 100 million meat animals are inspected annually for cleanliness and wholesomeness. A Different Jesse James JOHNSTOWN, N.Y.—(UP)—Jesse James has arrested a "deputy sheriff." James, a deputy for the Fulton County Sheriff's department. arrested Wladyslaw Lewandowski on charges of impersonating a deputy sheriff. Louisiana's capitol, rising above Baton Rouge, includes 48 steps, each marked with the name of a state and the date of its entrance into the Union. FOOTBALL: ITS CAUSE AND CURE At next Saturday's football game, while you are sitting in your choice student's seat on the ten-yard line, won't you give a thought to Alaric Sigafoos? Who, you ask, is Alaric Sigafoos? Come closer, sit down, light a Philip Morris, savor that natural tobacco goodness, sigh contentedly, cross your fat little legs, and listen. Alaric Sigafoos (1868-1934) started life humbly on a farm near Thud, Kansas. His mother and father, both named Ralph, were bean-gleaners, and Alaric became a bean-gleaner too. But he soon tired of the work and went to Memphis where he got a job with a logging firm. Here the ex-bean-gleaner worked as a stump-thumper. Then he drifted to Texas where he tidied up oil fields (pipe-wiper). Then to Arizona where he strung dried fruit (fig-rigger). Then to Virginia where he was a research assistant (book-looker). Then to Long Island where he dressed poultry (duck-plucker). Then to California where he lectured young women who were about to get married (bride-chider). Then to Minnesota where he cut up frozen lakes (ice-slicer). Then to Nevada where he determined the odds in a gambling house (dice-priser). Then to Milwaukee where he pasted camera lenses together (Zeiss-splicer). Finally he went to Omaha where he got a job in a tannery, beating pig-hides until they were soft and supple (hog-flogger). Here he found happiness at last. He found happiness at last... Why, you ask, did he find happiness at last as a hog-flogger? Light another firm and fragrant Philip Morris, taste that true tobacco flavor, puff, relax, let sweet lassitude possess your limbs, and listen. Next door to the hog-floggery was an almond grove owned by a girl named Chimera Emrick. Chimera was pink and white and marvelously hinged, and Alaric was hopelessly in love the moment he clapped eyes on her. Each day he came to the almond grove to woo Chimera, but to no avail. He tried with all his vigor and guile, but she, alas, stayed cool. Then one day Alaric got a brilliant idea. It was the day before the annual Omah Almond Festival. On this day, as we all know, every almond grower in Omaha enters a float in the big parade. The floats always consist of large cardboard almonds hanging from large cardboard almond trees. Alaric's inspiration was to stitch pieces of pigskin together and inflate them until they looked like big, plump almonds. "These sure beat skinny old cardboard almonds," said Alaric to himself. "Tomorrow they will surely take first prize for Chimera, and she will be mine!" Early the next morning Alaric came running to Chimera with his inflated pigskin almonds, but she, alas, told him she was not entering a float that year. In fact, she had just sold her almond grove and was moving East to try out with the Boston Red Sox. Alaric, upon hearing these glum tidings, flew into a violent rage. He started kicking his pigskin almonds all over the place. And who should be walking by at that very instant but Abner Doubleday! Mr. Doubleday, who had invented baseball some years earlier, was now trying to invent football, but without success. The trouble was, he couldn't figure out what kind of ball to use. Now, seeing Alaric kick the pigskin spheroids, his problem was suddenly solved. "Eureka!" he cried, and ran to his drawing board, and the rest is history! $ \textcircled{C} \mathrm {M a x} $ Shulman,1956 When you go to next Saturday's game, the maker of Philip Morris, sponsors of this column, suggest you take along the perfect football companion-Philip Morris, of corris!