Page 6 University Daily Kansan Friday. May 12, 1961 Catholic Chaplain To Leave Campus Father Gerard Goetz, Catholic student chaplain since 1958, will leave Aug. 15 for an identical post on the University of Colorado campus. Father Goetz, who came to KU from the Colorado University campus in 1958, is being recalled by his superior, the Rt. Rev. Leonard Schwinn, abbot of the Holy Cross (Benedictine) Abbey, Canyon City, Colo. No replacement has been announced by the Most Rev. Edward J. Hunkeler, Archbishop of Kansas City in Kansas. "I wish that my stay could be longer." Father Goetz said. "The people here have been great. They've been honest, sincere and earnest. I've enjoyed every moment I've spent on the campus. "When you begin something, you like to finish it. But since I've taken a vow of obedience, when the abbot says I go here, I go here; when he says I go there, I go there." He listed several accomplishments of the KU Catholic students during his three-year stay here. Among them are: ★ The purchase of a four-acre plot of land, site of an eventual Catholic Student Center. (The proposed center would house a chapel, a dining room, a recreation area and the chaplain's residence.) ★ The initiation of Sunday Mass on the KU campus. (Two morning masses are now held each Sunday in Fraser Theater for the estimated 840 Catholic students on the campus.) ★ Contact with Catholic alumni for contributions for the proposed new center. Bricklayers Give $150 To Architecture Dept. Speaking of Colorado again, he The KU department of architecture has received a $150 gift from three Kansas labor unions to be used for "educational purposes." It is the first gift of its kind ever to be received by the department. Principal donors of the gift are the Kansas Bricklayers Local No. 18, the Kansas City Bricklayers Local No. 4, and the Masonry-Contractors Association of the Greater Kansas City area. George Beal, professor and chairman of the department, said it is the first time labor unions have given organized support to the department for training professionals. He said, "It tends to bind the profession from top to bottom." Law Staffers Selected The Law School recently announced officers of the Law Review for next year. They are: editor-in-chief, Charles J. Garland, Wellington 2nd year; associate editors, James B. Lowe, Winfield 2nd year, Joel A. Sterrett, Topeka 2nd year, Arlyn D. Haxton, Marysville 2nd year; section note editors, John B. Hurley, Jr., Wichita 2nd year, George Maier, Jr., Chicago, Ill., 2nd year, Donald H. Loudon, Kansas City 2nd year; business manager, Robert R. Crawford, Salina 1st year; honor committee representative, Patric D. Little, Wichita 2nd year. Will and intellect are one and the same thing. - Benedict Spinoza said he anticipates returning to the cooler climate. "I don't like Kansas weather," he said. "It's too hot in the summer. To get back to snow banks in August will be great!" When Father Goetz leaves, the KU Newman Club will also lose its unofficial mascot, a "queenly beagle" named "Duchess." Known by Newman Club members as "the Beast," Duchess greets all arrivals at the present Catholic center, at 1915 Stratford Road. Last semester she gave birth to three puppies, all of which were purchased within six weeks after their birth. "One went to Milwaukee," Father Goetz said, "and the other two are local beagles." "The objectives of the club are spiritual, intellectual and social," he said. "And I think we've tried to cover all three aspects, doing the best we could to keep the students' feet on the ground spiritually." THE NEWEST ADDITION—The Photo and Graphic Arts Bureau recently received the Robertson 320 copy camera which is being inspected by Miss Eleanor Wells, University Photographer, and Mr. Edward Julian, director of the bureau. KU Gets $17,578 Health Study Grant KU has received a $17,578 grant for its Environmental Health Research Laboratory from the U. S. Public Health Service. The grant will provide $17,500 for construction and fixed equipment and $78 for movable equipment. Dr. Ross McKinney, professor of civil engineering and director of the laboratory, said the grant, which is matched by state funds, will permit the laboratory to get into operation sooner than expected. When fully equipped, the Environmental Health Research Laboratory will provide facilities for studies on water purification, sewage treatment, industrial waste processing and treatment, re-use of water, stream sanitation, air-borne pollution, radiological health and problems of radioactive fallout. The new laboratory will be housed in the $450,000 Nuclear Reactor Building. Contracts will be let in summer for construction which should be completed by next fall. For gentlemen who have everything: pigskin hangers. A New York store's boutique department's showing such. LUCKY STRIKE PRESENTS: Dear Dr. FROOD: DR. FROOD'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Don't let exams upset you. After all, there are worse things—distemper, hunger, insatiable thirst. Dear Dr. Frood: Shouldn't we spend our millions on education instead of a race to the moon? *Taxpayer* Angered Dear Dr. Frood: What would you say about a rich father who makes his boy exist on a measly $150 a week allowance? DEAR TAXPAYER: And let the Communists get all that cheese? DEAR ANGERED: I would say, "There goes a man I'd like to call Dad." Dear Dr. Frood: A fellow on our campus keeps saying, "Bully," "Pip-pip," "Ear, 'ear,' "Sticky wicket," and "Ripping!" What do these things mean? Dear Dr. Frood: How can I keep from bawling like a baby when they hand me my diploma? Emotional Puzzled DEAR PUZZLED: It's best just to ignore these beatniks. DEAR EMOTIONAL: Simply concentrate on twirling your mortarboard tassel in circles above your head, and pretend you are a helicopter. Dear Dr. Frood: What's the best way to open a pack of Luckies: Rip off the whole top, or tear along one side of the blue sticker? Freshman DEAR FRESHMAN: Rip? Tear? Why, open a pack of Luckies as you would like to be opened yourself. FROOD REVEALS SECRET: After exhaustive study and research, Dr. Frood claims to have discovered the reason why college students smoke more Luckies than any other regular. His solution is that the word "Collegiates" contains precisely the same number of letters as Lucky Strike—a claim no other leading cigarette can make! CHANGE TO LUCKIES and get some taste for a change! A. T. CO. Product of The American Tobacco Company - "Tobacco is our middle name"