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University Daily Kansan
Monday, May 8, 1961
University Daily Kansan SPORTS Hawks Beat MU McCue Re-injured
The Kansas hopes of repeating as Big Eight outdoor champs took a major step backward Saturday although the Jayhawkers defeated Missouri in a dual meet, 74-61.
Junior sprinter Larry McCue, conference Indoor 60-yard winner, pulled up lame in the 220-yard race. This is the second time this spring the Hutchinson Juco trans- fer has injured his left leg.
SINCE THAT TIME McCue had run only on a relay team at Drake and Saturday was his first attempt at the dashes since the Oklahoma State Previews, March 25.
The mishap could force McCue from competing in the Big Eight Conference meet May 19-20 which would definitely dim Jayhawker hopes. Without the probable points which McCue would win for Coach Bill Easton, the Kansas position would be weakened considerably.
BEFORE McCUE HAD to quit in the 220, he came from behind to win the 100-yard chase, posting a respectable .9.7 time.
Perry Pitchlyn, sophomore utility man, also pulled up lame in the 220 and was not able to continue.
The highlights of the meet were the blazing quarter-mile win of Tiger Jim Baker and the exciting half-mile which was taken by KU's Kirk Hagen.
BAKER SCOOTED to 46.9 to eclipse the existing meet mark of 47.9 which was established by Missouri's Pete Orr in 1957. This also set a new Missouri school mark.
In the 880, Hagen upset teammate Bill Thornton to post the seventh fastest time in Big Eight annals, and tied with the immortal Glen
Jayhawks Close Here With Win
Cunningham for the fourth best clocking ever by a Jayhawker at 1:50.9.
Pitcher Tom Holler led the Kansas Jayhawk baseball squad to a 4-3 win over Nebraska here Saturday as KU closed its home season.
Although there were three games scheduled for the weekend, only one was completed because of wet grounds.
ASIDE FROM THE record breaking performance by Hagen, the old mark was set by KU's Bob Tague in 1958 at 1:51.3, firsts for the Jayhawkers were taken by Bill Dotson in the mile as he paced his way to his second fastest career time, 4:09.2; Pete Talbott in the javelin; Larry Cordell in the broad jump; Charlie Smith in both the 120 high and the 220 low hurdles; Jack Stevens in the pole vault at 14-7, just one inch below the school mark which he erected at Drake; and a tie in the high jump by Dick Anderson, at 5-10.
The double header scheduled for Friday was moved back to Saturday but the second game was called because of darkness, and the single game was called off.
The win was the fifth of the season for Coach Floyd Temple's squad, and the second in Big Eight play and moved KU out of the conference cellar as KU's record now stands at 2-6.
It was Holler's hit in the eighth inning which gave the Jayhawkers the win over the now eighth place Huskers, which now has a 3-9 conference record.
Holler was also the winning pitcher for Kansas which travels to Central Missouri State, Warrensburg, for a non-conference tilt tomorrow.
Kansas at Both Ends
Kansas shares both ends of the Big Eight record for the fewest free throws yielded in a game. Kansas allowed only one against Iowa State in 1934. But two years later the Jayhawkers got only one free throw of its own against Missouri.
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$52,000 Tournament of Champions on the Desert Inn Country Club course yesterday, winning by seven strokes and adding $10,000 to his already considerable bankroll.
LAS VEGAS — (UPI) — Samuel Jackson Snead, who is pushing 49, has proved once again that age is no barrier to a top notch golf game.
And he's looking forward to another shot at the U. S. Open, the lone major professional golf title that has eluded him.
Snead ran away with the 72-hole
The female knee is a joint and not an entertainment.-Percy Hammond
THE DEAN YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN
Now in the waning days of the school year when the hardest heart grows mellow and the very air is charged with memories, let us pause for a moment and pay tribute to that overworked and underappreciated campus figure, your friend and mine, the dean of students.
Policeman and confessor, shepherd and seer, warden and oracle, proconsul and pal, the dean of students is by far the most enigmatic of all academicians. How can we understand him? Well sir, perhaps the best way is to take an average day in the life of an average dean. Here, for example, is what happened last Thursday to Dean Killjoy N. Damper of Duluth A and M.
At 6 a.m. he woke, dressed, lit a Marlboro, and went up on the roof of his house to remove the statue of the Founder which had been placed there during the night by high-spirited undergraduates.
At 7 a.m. he lit a Marlboro and walked briskly to the campus. (The Dean had not been driving his car since it had been placed on the roof of the girls dormitory by high-spirited undergraduates.)
At 7:45 a.m. he arrived on campus, lit a Marlboro, and climbed the bell tower to remove his secretary who had been placed there during the night by high-spirited undergraduates.
At 8 a.m. he reached his office, lit a Marlboro, and met with Dorther Sigafos, editor of the student newspaper. Young Sigafos had been writing a series of editorials urging the United States to annex Canada. When his editors had evoked no response, he had taken matters into his own hands. Accompanied by his sports editor and two copy readers, he had gone over the border and conquered Manitoba. With great patience and several excellent Marlboro Cigarettes, the Dean persuaded young Sigafos to give Manitoba back. Young Sigafos, however, insisted on keeping Winnipeg.
At 9 a.m, the Dean lit a Mariborlo and met with Erwin J. Bender, president of the local Sigma Chi chapter, who came to report that the Deke house had been put on top of the Sigma Chi house during the night by high-spirited undergraduates.
At 10 a.m. the Dean lit a Mariborl and went to umpire an intramural softball game on the roof of the law school where the campus baseball diamond had been placed during the night by high-spirited undergraduates.
At 12 noon the Dean had a luncheon meeting with the president of the university, the bursar, the registrar, and the chairman of the English department at the bottom of the campus swimming pool where the faculty dining room had been placed during the night by high-spirited undergraduates. Marlboros were passed after lunch, but not lift owing to the dampness.
At 2 p.m., back in his office, the Dean lit a Mariboro and received the Canadian minister of war who said that unless young Sigafoos gave back Winnipeg, Canada would march. Young Sigafoos was summoned and agreed to give back Winnipeg if he could have Saskatoon. The Canadian minister of war at first refused, but finally agreed after young Sigafoos placed him on the roof of the mining and metallurgy building.
At 3 p.m. the Dean lit a Mariboro and met with a delegation from the student council who came to present him with a set of matched luggage in honor of his fifty years' service as dean of students. The Dean promptly packed the luggage with his clothing and Mariboros and fled to Utica, New York, where he is now in the aluminum siding game. © 1901 Max Shulman
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