a disting- tuto address commence- lified and is actually and time, name thing not flatter say will says the end up the al common may come a sail; if N rthand. honest effort a succe- school of possible school of Short-训 training; a f established in positions in the business day and outheast cor streets KAN IANT. cycle made instations d. or 15 seconds STORE GGG DOMS 性. ntion ents. Shop LORING rices. well made. $25.00. rousers to and $7.00 satings to $25.00. cut and ilors, main St. as City. DES. NEXT. If tongues were all attached to brains, How thankful should we be. How thankful should we be! If "hogs" were barred from railway trains, How thankful we should be! If fads and foibles were taboned. If gum was not by ladies chewed. If death would kinetly steal the dude. How thankful we should be! —Chicago Herald. If caws would only sleep at night, How thankful we should be! If money would not get so tight, How thankful we should be; If women would not talk, forsooth, If ladies' hats were less uncoffee If wetter clerks would tell the truth, How thankful we should be. If fishermen would stick to facts, How thankful we should be! If men would sit between the acts, How thankful we should be! If girls in front their hats would doff, If folks would stop at home who cough, If empty guns would not go off, If thankful we should be! —Boston Courier. If railway trains were never late, How thankful we should be! If horse cars never made us wait, How thankful we should be! If hens would scratch away f,on home if dogs would bark in roam If beer was never two-thirds foam, How thankful we should be! —Boston Transcript. If men would always take an "ad," How thankful we should be? If items were the latest fad, How thankful we should be? girls would write at our request, boys would hand us their best, outside calls would take a rest, How thankful we should be? —S. H. S. Recorder. If editorials came by steam, How thankful we should be! If things were always what they seem, How thankful we should be! If lessons weren't so hard to learn, If teachers wouldn't nee so scrawl, If folks who borrow would return, How thankful we should be! The Present. If knowledge came at one's command, How thinkful we should he! Thankful we should be! If wealth and power sought the man, How thankful we should be! If time its mishaps could recall, If comfort dwelt with great and small, Or, if there were no its at all, How thankful we should be! — *Drury Mirror.* TRIOLETS. Triolets to life should slip Like a blossom blowing; Soft as petals pout the lip Triolets to life should slip. Scarce a fairy's finger-tip When on April almond trees Blooms unfold them slowly Triothets must breathe of these Subtle-sweet as almond trees. Murmuruous of brooding bees Buried in them wholly. Dried in them wholly. When on April almond trees Blooms unfold them slowly. EXCHANGE NOTES. Where's a fragile fancy hid Fit for such a triolet? Once meesens a sunbeam, slid Where a fragile fancy his hid. Read me runes that run amid Veinings of the triolet. There's a fragile fancy hid Fit for such a triolet. —Harvard Adocate. The Review came out with a good number Friday. We are inclined to think each number is something of an improvement over the last. The article by Col. Moore on Hamlet is especially valuable. The Coup d'Etat and the College Rambler come from the same state, and resemble each other very much in their character and general made up as well as in the color of their covers. The College Rambler comes to us this month with an excellent article on "Large College and Small." We wish we could publish it, as it is worth reading. The Coup d'Etat in its last issue gives a handsome cut of a new building which Knox is to have. It is to be built from funds contributed by two of the literary societies and by the alumni. Each of the societies gives $7,000, and the total cost of the building will be between $35,000 and $40,000. Knox has reason to congratulate herself upon the degree of good feeling that pervades her atmosphere and the general relations of friendliness that exist between her students. It is a healthy state of circumstances and one that justly deserves mention and comment in these days when nearly every institution is possessed of two or more factions, each striving for prestige or college honors, and in the conflicts which arise, tending to create a hostile sentiment among those who by every interest should work in harmony. What is known as "college politics" and its attendance evils is at present almost unknown at Knox. How long this happy state of affairs is destined to continue none can tell, for certainly the political pot has boiled as furiously here in times past as any where, but judging from the animosity displayed in the factiona quarrels of several colleges which we have in mind, we have good reason to pray to be delivered from their evils as long as possible. In some places these quarrels are precipitated by opposition to the secretes societies, based upon grievance either real or fancied; at other colleges politices are found to be quit as rotten from entirely different causes, and in all cases there ipt to be quite as much blame at tached to one side of the dispute a to the other. — Coup d'Etat. Would that we could always say the same. University envelopes and writing paper at Crew's. Dolly Graeber's fleet of boats is the finest in Kansas and the sudents enjoy them. The Chimes of Normandy will be mounted elegantly with new and beautiful costumes. With the excellent advantages for rowing every student in the University should take a boatride once a week. Field & Hargis will sell lawn tennis goods as low as they can be purchased in Chicago or Kansas City. University writing paper in neat form at Crew's. A large prize will be given this year to the best tennis player. Buy a raquet and practice up. The leading male parts will be taken by Halloran, Howe and Stevens with Doctor Moore as "Gaspard" in the Chimes of Normandy. Kansas State University stationery at Crew's. Miss Josie Hutchings plays "Serpolette" and Miss Georgia Brown plays "Germain" in the Chimes of Normandy. Crew has some new University Stationery which he is selling cheap. Students this is the Ice Cream season. Go to Mrs. Prices, 718 Mass. Street for the finest Cream in the City. The best musical talent in the city will take part in the Chimes of Normandy" there being over sixty performers in the cast. J.L.TAYLOR&SON LIVERY AND HACK STABLES The Best Hacks and Finest Livery in the City. Telephone 139. Buy your Stationery at J. S. Crews. The Chimes of Normandy will be the most elaborate amateur entertainment ever given in Lawrence. Buy some University writing paper at Crew's and write your girl a letter. We are cutting prices right and left up stairs' and down. If you want bargains come at once to L O, McINTIRE'S Field & Hargis have expended considerable money in order to have a large assortment of Kaquets at cheap prices. Let the students show their appreciation by patronizing them. The beautiful Opera (the "Chimes of Normandy" will be given next week at the Opera House for the benefit of the Hospital Fund. Another Estes Park party is being worked up. The people of this county may expect to be treated to some rare lectures next fall at very low prices. Attend the Grand Cut Price Sale which will be continued a few days longer at L. O. McINTIRE'S. Barn Opposite Lawrence House. Rowing. One of the old philosophers once said of all exercises for the development of the constitution and for the promotion of health of body give me rowing. A modern philosopher said the same thing the other day adding that Dolly Graebner furnished fine boats for rowing. FINE NECKWEAR AT DICKSON School of Shorthand. Success is oftener the result of honest effort than of circumstances; make yourself a successful stenographer in the shortest possible time by attending the Dickson School of Shorthand, Typewriting and Business Training; a highly successful institute of established merit; hundreds of graduates in positions in this city; widely recommended by the business public; course 12 weeks; sessions day and night. DEARDORFF building Southeast corner of Main and Eleventh streets, Kansas City, Mo. ABE LEVY's CATCHERS' MITTS. No. 5-O...per pair, $5 00 TIME E. E. MENGES, Sporting Goods Co., 924 Main Street, KANSAS CITY, MO. GEO. R. SHANE Photographer. All work warranted as good as the best. 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