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A WASHINGTONS BIRTHDAY THOUGHT,
If Washington had lied that day
He chipped the cherry tree,
How different it would have been—
Our country's history!
For none can doubt that had he lied
Old Bushrod would have jumped
For his right heavy bickery stick,
And George's life out thumped.
And then—ah me!—our loved State
Indeed would have been sad:
For if G. W, then had died
It would have had
No Dad!
—New York Life
EXCHANGE NOTES.
HE PONIED.
Professor;—Who wrote Caesar's Commentaries?
College Student:—Why —er— Bohn. -N. Y. Life.
The Coup d'Etat speaks of a "cinque" party. We suppose it meants "haute cinque."
The Baker Beacon has a new head. Improvement seems to be the aim of its managers, who are genuine rustlers.
The Ottawa Campus for March is a good issue. It is well arranged, and contains much interesting matter.
The Wesleyan Advance for March contains a local contest oration on "Our Debt to the Puritan." Murder will out.
The Washburn Reporter is just now busily engaged in annihilating the Baker Index. We are waiting to see what Bro. Brummitt will say.
The last issue of the Hesperian goes for the Courier, and casts some miserable aspersions on the literary societies here. We hope the Courier, will give that paper a flattener. It seems to need it badly.
The Delphic for March contains a long article on "The Philosophy of Philanthropy." We find also quite a good article on "Single Land Tax." The editorials are also good.
Greek recitation: Benevolent professor (prompting)—“Now, then, Eipas.”
Sleepy student (remembering last night's studies)—"I make it next."
(He goes it alone before the faculty.)
—Ex.
The subject of Commencement dresses is momentous Already it occupies all the wakes hours of the Senior girl; at night, in visions, she stretches out her arms to where this darling beauty of her thought floats in a distant dreamy haze. —Coup' Etat.
Few college journals in Kansas really contain more reading matter in the course of a month than does College Life. Our type is small and set 'solid,' so that our pages contain more than their size would promise. Our four page weekly amounts to considerably more in a month than the sixteen-page monthly which present a much more imposing appearance.—College Life.
Wonder if that question is agitating the minds of our Senior girls.
We are pleased to learn this. We were not aware of it before. This refers to size it seems and not to quality,—a wise discrimination.
The University Journal, from Southwestern Presbyterian University prints a eulogy on Jefferson Davis as one of the declamations delivered at the Washington's birthday celebration there. We fail to see the connection between Jefferson Davis and George Washington. The local column contains some pretty tough specimens
The literary portion of the March Coup d'Etat is filled with Washington's birthday productions. The exchange columns are not as good as usual, and contain a great deal of foreign material. Here is a specimen:
Young ladies' boarding school. Professor—"What can you tell me of Pluto?"
Miss D.,"He was the son of Satan, and when his father died he gave him hell."
The editorial columns as usual are good.
The writer had the pleasure of listening to Prof. J. H. Canfield's address before the Teachers' Association at Clay Center Saturday night. "The Essentials of Good Citizenship" was handled in a masterly and instructive manner, and added fame to the already famous orator. He pointed in glowing terms to some of the defects in our government, to the necessity of every voter familiarizing himself with political issues, and then voting as his better judgment dictates. The professional politician received a severe handling by Mr. Canfield. Take the lecture as a whole it was the best it has ever been our pleasure to listen to, and we believe that every listener was of the opinion that Prof. Canfield is the man for Chancellor of the State University.—Clay Center Dispatch.
LOGALS.
The Junior class held a meeting yesterday morning.
Boys go to Andy Reed for your Baths.
Raymond's Liver Pills are equal to the occasion.
The Chemistry class had their pictures taken Wednesday.
See the New Catchers Mitts and Gloves at Smith's News Depot.
Pat Graham will make your old shoes look as good as new.
Boys try Gregg & Johnson for a shave or hair cut.
If you want something new and stylish in Millinery for Easter go to Mrs Gardner's.
The Alumni Catalogue will be out soon and will be a credit to the University.
Prof. Bailey did not hear his classes the first of the week.
Mrs. Gardner has just received all the latest styles for the Easter season.
Boys take your shoes to Pat Graham to be mended, No. 9 east Henry St.
Andy Reed is the popular Barber with the students.
Peabody was sick Monday and Tuesday and did not attend his classes.
This spring-like weather does drag on one so, and the best thing to tone you up is Raymond's Sarsaparilla.
J. L. TAYLOR & SON,
Successor to
CARMEAN & HARBAUGH,
LIVERY AND HACK STABLES
The Best Hacks and Finest Livery in the City.
Telephone 139. :-: :-: Barn Opposite Lawrence House.
Try Andy Reed for a shave or
1air but.
The meteorites which Prof. Snow has just secured from Kiowa county give the University specimens of all the different kinds of meteorites that are now known.
A petition was circulated Monday asking the faculty to change the spring vacation from April 10th to April 3rd.
Students take your cups to Andy Reed the most popular Barin the city.
Wagon tongue and Axle tree Bats and all the new styles in Base Ball goods at Smith's News Depot.
Chas. S. Finch has served his connection with the Kansas City Globe and has taken his old place on the Evening Tribune of this city, as editor. He is an old University student. and one of the best editorial writers in the state.
Boys take your cups to Gregg & Johnson.
Henry Nickel, an old K. S. U. graduate, was appointed assistant business Manager of the Alleghany Safe Deposit Co., of Alleghany City, Pa. K. S. U. graduates still continue to come to the front.
Gregg & Johnson are the popular Barbers.
The best poetry that has been written in Kansas this year is being written by Miss Nannie Pugh of the State University. Her verses have been appearing in the University Review; they are everything that is told in words dainty and exquisite and there is a freshness about them that one feels in an early morning breeze; the verses are dewy with pretty conceits.—[Eldorado Republican].
Boys go to Andy Reed for a shave or hair cut.
Dr. Wilcox presented the third of a series of lectures to the members of Kappa Alpha Theta fraternity. The characteristic types of Apollo Artemis and Hermes formed the subject of a very interesting paper.
Photographs and engravings of many historic works of art were carefully studied. Mrs. MacDonald, at whose home the Thetas met served refreshments.
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Trade of Students Clubs Cordially Solicited.
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Large Stock of Spring Goods.
Special Notice Paid to Students. 740 Mass. Street.
Merchant Tailor.
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Perfect fitting. well made, and well trimmed.
Fine fitting Trousers to order for $5.00, $6.00 and $7.00
Suits to order for $25.00.
Spring Overcoatings to order from $15.00 to $25.00.
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Regular Meals, 25c; Regular Board, $3;
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