What inion, national. to order emms to me of RING s. made, o. s to $7.00 to oo. and THE BEST SHIRT IN THE WORLD. TRIOLETS. es. our ows look 1. Accusation. supe de by EET. USE. 8t. Rent leck. rdially Extenuation. From a dear friend of mine You have stolen a sigh. I have heard you’re divine From a dear friend of mine- That your lips are like wine, So your teeth don’t deny; From a dear friend of mine You have stolen a sigh =Philip Becker Goetz. 11. III. Although I stole a sign, Mark you he stole a kiss, And you can’t well deny That, though I stole a sigh. Yet the kiss would imply That the slighing is bliss; So if I stal a agh His reprisal’s a kiss III. Vindication. When I stole a kiss Twas to make a fair trade; A fine gallant is this, Who would not steal a kiss, When I lady's unrise, After she can't evade; If by stealing a kiss He could make a fair trade. —Algernon Tassin, Boston is a city, where society is haughty. Where the girls are all so pretty And the men are all so spoony. And at almost any timelet, you never trip. You can pay your little dielenet, And drink your little whiskey. —Herrard Advocate, EXCHANGE NOTES. The principal thing the Drury Mirror seems to lack is more original editorial matter. The Gospel should be preached to every creature, but whether every creature should preach, that is the question.—College Star. The Mount Union Dynomo is a very well arranged paper. Its alumni columns are well filled and must be quite interesting to old students. Our exchanges still persist in being cute about la gripe. We all know the articles are funny—yes very funny; but we have had plenty now, thank you. Just cut them off right here please; and, along with the witty McGinty jokes, consign them to "innocuous desuetude," or "bury them with a stake of holly through their hearts." — Washburn Reporter. La Bellevue for March devotes the whole of its literary department to two long essays on "Time a Circle" and "The Uses of Time." The effect of these articles is somewhat modified by a very good poetical translation of "The Lorelei." The editorial page contains nothing but aphorisms on abstract virtues, very good in themselves, but amounting to nothing as editorials. College Chips for February has an excellent article on "The Augustan Age in English Literature." College Chips is very interesting paper. The only trouble with it is that you turn over the leaves and are stopped short by a sort of supplement in a foreign tongue, which is doubtless very interesting to those who read Norwegian. We judge by this that Luther College has a foreign contingent among its students. Nellie Bly Caps for ladies are the very latest at Abe Levy's. The Harvard Advocate for February 28th is a dandy. The Senior Dinner Oration is splendid, and the Senior Dinner Poem is unrivalled. It is bright and witty, and is by far the best effort of the kind we have seen. The February issue of the Pulse contained, as a very attractive feature, a page of poetry suitable to the time of its publication, which was near St. Valen tine's Day. We clip the following from the collection as expressing in tuneful numbers the condition of many a weary soul upon that days which should be fraught with none but merry memories. "My true love hath remembered me," he gently breathed in accents gnomie; "She bath a tender heart," quoth he; he raves, he howls, he tears his hair. The valine is comic. -Iowa Wesleyan. The Hesperian still continues to lash the "frats" in general and those at Lincoln in particular. If the Greek chapters at Lincoln will sit humbly by and permit themselves to be "run over" by the Hesperian without attempting to publish a paper of their own, they deserve what they get. K. S. U. students, whether "barbs" or "frats," have too much pluck and ambition to permit one faction to run the papers to the exclusion of all others. If nothing better can be done we start a new paper here, and proceed to score the other side. The Baker University Index for March is an excellent number. The article entitled "Suggestions as to Extemporaneous Speaking" is worth reading. The Index however is especially strong in its editorial department, which contains well written and sensible articles, and reflect credit on the editor. We second the Index's opinion that there should be lasting good feeling between K.S.U.and Baker.The apprehension that the Index seems to be under that literary societies at K.S.U.are endangered by the presence of the fraternities seems to us unfounded however. Iowa Wesleyan for February is full of good things, among which is a very interesting series of brief articles headed "What Is Oratory," which are well worth the reading. From an article on "Too Much Society" we quote the following which we think quite pertinent: The habit of running to excess in social matters, once formed, is almost impossible to break off, and the matter can not be looked at too seriously particularly by those just beginning their four years in college—the four years which will give the decisive "set"to their characters, and largely determine the trend of their after life. Many a student who has been drifting with the tide, and has quieted conscience by promising to turn over a new leaf next week or next term and do thorough work, has suddenly awakened to the fact that he has lost not only a year or two out of his course, but much of his power of concentration, and for what? Go to Smith's News Depot for all the best brands of Cigarettes and Smoking Tobacco. Students should go to Andy Read, he is the most accommodating barber in town. J. L. TAYLOR & SON, Successor to CARMEAN & HARBAUGH. LIVERY AND HACK STABLES The Best Hacks and Finest Livery in the City. Telephone 139. Go to Andy Read for a bath. New Neck wear at Bromelsick's. Go to the Star Meat Market for fresh meats. The best 5 and 10 cigars in the city at Smith's News Depot. Go to Andy Reed's for a shave or hair cut. Spring style Dunlap just reciveed at Bromelsick's. Boys take your cups to Gregg & Johnson. Barn Opposite Lawrence House. Fresh meat at Chus. Hess, 937 Mass. street. Hair cut in all the latest styles at Andy Read's Have you seen the Evening Sun Hats at Abe Levy's, they are the latest. New Windsor Caps for spring wear just received at Abe Levy's. Boys try Gregg & Johnson for a shave or hair cut. Andy Read will give you a No. 1 hair cut or shave Try Andy Reed's for a shave or hair cut. If you smoke you have 30 brands of the best cigars in the market to choose from at Smith's news Depot. Try Andy Read for a shave or hair cut. P. S.—Remember, we are pushing carpets out at very low figures this week. GEO. INNES. SPRING WRAPS. Ladies, we cannot emphasize to strongly the importance of looking up your Spring Wrap or Jacket at once. For completeness, styles, quality, workmanship, and low prices, this department is without a peer. Nobby all-Wool Jackets from $3 up. We lead with the finest and best selected stock ever brought to Lawrence. We show exclusive styles and fabrics not to be seen elsewhere in the city; goods that the ladies want and are anxious to get. Newness and freshness all over the store. This spring finds our stock in the best of condition. You get a full-sized dollar's worth with us every time. Our Guarantee goes with every transaction. Dress Goods and Silks. An inspection solicited. GEO. R. SHANE. Photographer. All work warranted as good as the best. Call and see us. Studio at 615. Mass. Street NOTICE TO STUDENTS, SPRING STYLES. If you fail to see your home paper in our reading room and desire to have it, we should be glad to send for it and place it on file. Please send in your name to the general secretary. We are anxious to make the reading room of the Y. M. C. A. attractive for the young men. Attend Our Grand Dunlap's Stiff Hats. Stettson's Soft Hats. Crushers in all colors at BROMELSICK'S. Spring Sale of Silks, Velvets. Wool Dress Goods, White Goods, Linens, Satteens Ginghams, Carpets, Curtains, etc. Our low prices will please all buyers of Dry Goods and Carpets. L. O. McINTIRE. Prof. Samuel Wade. 33 Years Experience. Equaled by Few. Excellled by None. Hair Cut and Shave 25cts. Six Shaving Tickets for 50cts, or 12 for a dollar. SENSATION WEEK. The sensation of the week is the extraordinary March Sale by A. D. Weaver, of new Spring Silks and Dress Goods. This notable sale eclipses any special sale ever run in Lawrence. The elegant new goods and the unusual low prices is what does the work. The sale will continue until the 20th inst. A. D. WEAVER. CADY & OLMSTEAD Jewelers. Diamonds, Watches. Clocks, Jewelry and Silverware. Art Goods Etc. 718 Main St. and 717 Delaware St. Kansas Clyt. Mo. Goods on Approval to Responsible Parties Restaurant and Confectionery, Oysters, Cholec Candies, Cigars, Tobacco etc. Regular Meals. 25c; Regular Board, $3; Meal Tickets $3.50. 820 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. F. H-KLOCK'S, DONNELLY BROS. Livery, Feed and Hack Stables. Corner New Hampshire and Winthrop Streets. Special Rates to Students. TELEPHONE No. 100. Go to the AMERICAN CLOTHING HOUSE for Your SPRING SUITS. 821 Mass. Street.