New Stiff Hats at Abe Levy's. Fine cigars and tobacco at Smith's News stand. Shaving and hair-cutting neatly done at Andy Reed's. Go to Smith's News Stand for your papers and magazines. Abe Levy has some new Black. 4-in-hands. Go to Andy Reed's for a shave and hair cut. Most exquisite pefumes at Raymond & Dick's. Mid-winter Hats, the very latest, at Abe Levy's. Indian clubs and dumb-bells at Smith's News Stand. The best of Pork Sausage and the choicest of prime beef cuts at the Star Meat Market. Buy one of Levy's New Stifl Hats. New Kid Gloves at Abe Levy's. Andy Reed is the most accomo dating barber in town. Give him a call, New collars and ties at Abe Levy's. You will always find the latest thing in Soft and Stiff Hats at Bromelsick's. New collars at Abe Levy's. For Rent. A furnished room. Apply at 1038 Tennessee Street. The Lawyer and the Burglar. Abbot Ben Legis, may his tribe decrease!— Awoke one night from a sweet dream of fees And saw, within the precincts of his room, Cautiously groping in the midnight gloom, Defending rogues had made ben Legis bold, So, quiet-like, he to the rascal spoke: *My precious friend, aren't you the self-sam* blake I saw from sentence of ten years or so, For such a job as this?" "I am the so." Replied the rogue. "You alibied from blame For the performance of that little job." "And now, ungratefully, you come to rob. Your benefactor!" "angry Abou cried. "Business is business!" the cool scamp replied; "With cash I bought the good defense you made, And now must rob to get back what I paid!" "But now the law shall hold you in its tolls; To prison you'll go!" "Not so; for now my **Amply** will me enable to employ **A better lawyer!** So, good-by, old boy! Will see you later!" Here the rogue withdraw, And Ben remarked, as he disappeared from view: "This reclamation plainly doth record That legal virtue is its own reward!" —Chicago Tribune. A Newspaper Cliping. Twas a clipping from the paper Telling of some funny caper On the stage; So I read to every letter, Saying that I didn't better For an age. Then I turned the clipping over With no purpose to discover What was there, But in smiling contemption Of the humourist's creation, Rich and rare As I looked I know I started And the smile from lips departed, For I saw, Printed the uncut column, Notices of death, sad solemn, Full of awe. So, I thought, confried and pleasure, Meted out with equal measure; You may laugh. For some other one is wailing, For the tear is smiles unfailing Other half. —Columbus Dispatch. STUDENTS! Buy your Bread and Cakes of W. L. ANDERSON. He will give you the best quality at lowest prices. STUDENTS Will find all Second Term TEXT BOOKS —AT— FIELD & HARGIS'. Bread! Bread! Why do those students look so happy and contented? Because they eat that superior quality of Bread made by R. J. SPIETZ. MASSACHUSETTS STREET. DAVIES, The Students Tailor, Will make you a Suit cheap and Guarantee Satisfaction. 923 Mass. Street. Over Straffton & Zimmermann. MERCHANTS NATIONAL BANK The Bank witthe Town Clock. And Finest Hall in the City for Parties. STUDENTS INVITED TO CALL. R. G. JAMISON Cashier. WM. WIEDEMANN, Manufacturer and dealer in CONFECTIONERY! FRUITS AND NUTS. And manufacturer of Pure Ice Cream and Fruit Ices A specialty. Parties supplied on short notice. SPENCERIAN STEEL PENS Are the Best They possess the essential qualities of Durability, Evenness of Point& Workmanship. They are unsurpassed for correspondents and schools. Samples sent to teachers on application. Mention this paper. Ivison, Blakeman & Co., 753 & 755 Broadway, New York. If you want to take a ride, JUMP ON! WE ARE GOING TO THE I.C.G. STORE. We heard that they wanted money. We wanted goods, and seeing that peculiar twinkle in Bayless' eye, we knew that something was going to turn up. Now here are the facts: We find by his own words and the size of their stock that they have too much for the inner man, and judging by the effect their goods have on themselves we had better while cheap, get on the outside of some ourselves. Can't remember that we ever bought goods so low! In fact, while others are advertising to close out, we find that the I. C. G. by their prices might always be considered as closing out. It is "an old chestnut" in Lawrence, when you hear merchants say they are closing out, unless they give the proof by making prices. You remember when we were on the car of overhearing one person whisper in the ear of a friend that they always went to the I. C. G. Store to get prices even if they did buy of some one on credit, for then they knew they would not have em too much on any goods in their line. So, thinking the matter all over and knowing how hard my poor husband had to work to keep up the table and clothe himself and family, I made a new resolve on January 1, 1890, that instead of his always having that troubled look on his face we would meet him with a smile when he returned home after a day's work and show him how much ready cash we had saved by trading at the INDIANA CASH GROCERY. Mettner's Portrait Studio. 719 Massachusetts St. Students are invited to have their work done, which he guarantees to be only A No.1, but please do not expect CUT PRICES. T.F. HALLORAN'S RESTAURANT and CONFECTIONERY. (Falley's old Stand, 905 Mass, St.) In connection with the Restaurant is a LUNCH COUNTER WILDER BROTHERS. SHIRT :: MAKERS. And Gents' Furnishers, at the University, where students can obtain punch at all times of the day. Everything provided first-class. Lawrence, Kansas. Students and everybody will do well by calling on us and be fitted out in Shirts and Underwear that have been made to order for parties and not taken. You can buy the Finest Good for one-third the regular price. Patronize our Custom Steam Laun dry for nice work and low prices. Work called for and delivered. Tele phone 67. Loc The good Mrs Wedn Miss for the Mis entere Mar in the Mis Univ Mr. county Miss before Mr. class of Prof dience C. S the Sor- ber. The in the Club. Fred City so term, The more ce son. Prof. day mo classes. Prof. his class mesday. The offers a taxation Misses and Ma visitors Mr. O student the Unit Prof. cional of his r The B presents with ses