UNIVERSITY KANSAN. as. ill do fitted that parties y the e reg- Laun ces. Tel. CE. ! e-d, 127. N. nware, LE. shment ds. 'students' ally attend- NN, RY UTS. notice. fruit Ices D. S. OMS, KET choicest prices, licited. LL, N'S SUBSCRIPTION PER YEAR, 50 CENTS Stable, nce, Kas. City for PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. O CALL. N Cashier. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, NOVEMBER 8. 1889. VOL 1. LOCAL.-- PERSONAL Pay your subscription! Your subscription is due! Norse is a pledged Beta. Robert McIntyre to-night. McPherson is able to be out. Cooper is the new Sigma Nu. Have you got your ticket to the ball? Brooks was in Kansas City Saturday Death to the "Frats" so say the Barbs. Take in Robert McIntyre this evening Hodges went home to Olathe to vote Usher Guards give a ball Friday eve J. G. Littick spent Sunday in Kansas City, Jack Shall visited the University Monday. The Phi Gams gave a hop Thursday night. The "Frats" must go! So say the Barbs. Your subscription must be paid before Dec 1st. T. C. Henry visited the University Tuesday. Popular derivation:—“dupe” from “do up.” Who says the University isn't lively this year? Miss Edith Clark returned to the city Wednesday. Fred Kellogg spent Saturday and Sunday in Emporia. Not "Rho Kappa Tau" but "Woe Kappa Tau." The Rho Kappa Taus are busy packing their trunks. Howell and Trigg, students of Baker, were in town Monday. W. A. White was one of the "seen in the hall" people Friday. It costs money to print the KANSAN Pay your subscription! Challiss did not go hunting Saturday, but he bought a new gun. A. W. Postlethwaite *alias* Mr. Welsh, returned to Chanute Monday. Bishop, law class of '89 visited the University law library Tuesday. Numerous quizzes have scared the life out of lower classmen this week. Everybody out to night to hear Robt. McIntyre, the prince of orators. David Palmer, an old K. S. U. student visited with his friends here Saturday. Amos went home to Baldwin to exercise the right of every American citizen Tuesday. The Sigma Chis had a phantom party at the residence of J. D. Bowersock Thursday evening. If you wish to be continued as a subscriber to the KANSAN you must pay your subscription at once. The class in qualitative analysis will commence work next Thursday. A large class in the study is anticipated. Prof. Patrick, once of K.S.U. visited the University Saturday. He left Tues day for Ames, Iowa. A number of Business College students visited the University Saturday. Their new uniforms give them confidence. Ten quarto volumes of Fenclon's works in the original French have been received for the library. They were obtained by Prof. A. G. Canfield at a great bargain. Brewster swears eternal vengeance on the individual who stole his new gloves The cards are out announcing the wedding of Mr. Albert S. Riffle of the class of '84 to Miss Bella Love, November 13th. The city election interested some of the students—those who were old enough to vote. The "triangle," of the University Clanna-Gael, were quizzed by the disciplinary committee last week. W. E. Curry went to Topeka Friday to spend Sunday...Journal. What did he do Saturday? Mrs. Prof. Bailey entertained a number of her lady friends with an elegant lunch last Friday afternoon. Athenæum we are told is going to continue the program business, and make a show of holding meetings. The Unity Club listened to a lecture by Mr. Wodward Monday evening on the subject, "Balzac and Thackery. Orophilian is not dead by a good deal. A few mugwumps have left the society, but that doesn't kill it by any means. Seminary of Historical Science meets this afternoon at 4 o'clock to give its members a chance to attend the lecture Miss Reasoner and Mrs. Prof. MacDonald attended the Kappa Alpha Theta convention at Bloomington. Ills last week Those who thought they could do as they pleased here, because this is a University, are coming to another conclusion. The class in local administration and law is working up a paper on "The Perecretion Phase of Municipal Government." Christian has been kept out of school for a month on account of lameness. Poor '91, will there be anybody left to graduate. Adelphi is its name. Lets see: Adelphic, — Adelphi; why that sounds a good deal like *Adelphi* don't it? and *Adelphi* means brothers! "Up Barbs and at them," quoth the immortal Sherer, Grand Guide of the Highbinders;—and lo Swope's umbrella was filled with raw owl embe. This whole initiation business would have attracted no attention, but for the smart trick a certain young man did in writing it up for the *Tribune*. Adelphic is a Barb society, ergo it is the dute of every Barb to join it, is the logic used to draw the Barb members out of the old literary societies The Camera club held a meeting at Prof. Bailey's residence last Saturday evening. About ten were present. It was proposed to establish a prize for excellence in photography, to be competed for some time this winter. Morse and Potter hired a dray and hauled a pair of dumb bells up to their room Wednesday. They expect to saw wood and quarry rock until they get strong enough to wield them. Here is another instance of an old K. S. U. student rising in the word. L. F. Gault, an old student here, and a member of Phi Kappa Psi fraternity, who is now located at Tacoma, Washington, has been placed in charge of a large box factory recently established there. The enterprise is a big one, and it speaks well for Gault that he should have risen to the management of the business. The Tacoma Ledger of October 20, gives a good write up of the manufactory. The building, it says is a three story block, $40\mathrm{x}80$ feet, and contains machinery capable of using from 25,000 to 30,000 feet of lumber per day or of turning out 2,000 boxes of different kinds We are continually called on to record the rise in business of some old student, and it makes us proud of K. S. U. to see her sons successful. Hallow e'en passed in rain and mud, but some of the valiant got out in the wet and did a great act. They turned the University sidewalk upside down There is a pungency, a keenness, a brilliance of conception and execution in this novel loke which baffles description. Junius Oscius, Wordenus, ex rex barbarorum, erat in Lawrentia Saturdia et Sundia. It is rummored that Wordenus et Clarkus are going to tour the country *a la Nye and Riley* on a lecture called "How I thought I joined a Fraternity." Peace be with them. Charlie Johnson visited University friends the latter part of last week. It is a source of regret to his large circle of friends that he will probably not return to K. S. U, this year. This will probably prevent him from graduating with '91, his old class. Judge Wess recently returned from a four month's collecting expedition in western Kansas. The results of his labors were seen in thirty-nine cases of specimens which arrived this week, weighing 3,000 pounds, and making half a car load. The specimens are those of fossil vertebrates of the cretaceous formation, including saurians, fishes, turtles and pterodactyls. There are between 75 and 100 jaws of fossil animals, some with teeth intact, and some without. The nterodactyls number about half a dozen, and are the first the University has obtained. Among other fine specimens is a saurian jaw found in the nickel mine canyon. Only about two inches of the upper jaw, projected from the rock, but the scientific eye of the Judge knew there was something there, and as a result the museum has obtained an extraordinarily fine specimen. The amount of territory explored did not cover more than twelve miles along the river, and moreover this section had previously been searched by Yale scientists who pretended to have gotten all there was to be found. It speaks well for the enterprise of the Natural History department, that such rich finds have been made in places supposed to have been thoroughly worked. Thacher - Henry Wedding. We take the following notice of the Thacher-Henry wedding from the Lawrence *Tribune* for November 5. Mr. Henry is an old member of Kas. Alpha chapter of Phi Kappa Psi fraternity, and the congratulations of his fraternity brothers as well as those of the KANSAN go with him: The wedding of Stuart O. Henry and Miss Nellie Green Thacher took place at 12 o'clock today at the residence of the bride's father, Judge Solon Thacher, on Tennessee street. Only the relatives of the parties and a few very intimate friends were present at the ceremony. Both the bride and groom are well known in the University and social circles of Lawrence. Miss Thacher was a member of the class of 1881, graduating with first honors. She afterward studied in Europe. She held the chair of German in the University for one year during Prof. Carruth's absence in Europe. She is an accomplished linguist, a rare conversationist, and a lady of unusual culture in many directions. Her qualities of mind are not more admirable than her qualities of heart. Mr. Henry was for some years a student at the University. He was afterward in business with his brother, T. C. Henry, at Abiline. In 1883 he spent something more than a year in Europe. Since that time he has been hard at work making a name and a reputation world of Colorado. He is secretary of a number of corporations there and has the confidence and respect of all who know him. The happy couple will spend the next three months in southern France and Italy. They left for New York this afternoon. The Societies To-Night. On account of the lecture to-night for which a large number of students hold tickets, the attendance at the societies will probably be small. The following however are the programs: HISTORICAL AND POLITICAL SCIENCE 4 P. M. Report of last meeting, —10 minutes. Fred Funston Current Events, Domestic,—10 minutes Bryce Crawford Current Events, Foreign, —10 minutes M. E. Hickey Relation of the State to industry, —15 minutes M. McKinney Farm Mortgages and the small farmer, 15 minutes Wm. Hill Notes on Henry George and Malthus, 15 minutes E. E. Slosson Some principles of the common law, determining the relations of common carriers to the public welfare. Hon D. S. Alvord Reporter for the afternoon. H. F. Roberts Orophilian gives no program to night, but has a business meeting at 7 o'clock. No. 9. ADELPHIC College Songs, Musical Director, D. R. Krehbiel Reading ... Hervey White Declaration ... P. A. Willamson Essay ... G. A. Haury Oration ... Thuc. Hunt Declaration ... Louis Hodges Reading ... Maude Tinsley Essay ... D. R. Krehbiel Oration ... Ernest Hickey RECE88. DEBATE—Resolved. That the present jury system should be abolished. KENT CLUB Affirmative. Negative. H. R. Linville, H. C. Riggs G. O. Virtue. R. D. O'Leary. REAL USED Current Decisions ... Edminter- Declamation ... Simmons Essay ... Wallace Oration ... Coy Paper ... Butterworth Expository exercises Extemporaneous speciates ... Crank and Feller DEBATE—Resolved, That the simultaneous withdrawal of railroad employees without previous notice should be considered conspiracy and punished accordingly. Affirmative. Negative. Wilson. Hill, Cantrell. Cunkle. PHARMACEUTICAL SOCIETY. Music, Guitar Solo... H. Adams Constitution... A. W. Thomas Oration... Guy Peckham Select Reading... Miss Grabe Essay... Baker Academy of Science... L. E. Sayre DEBATE—Resolved... That the pharmacist should not prescribe medicines. Affirmative... Negative. Shopflin... Gray. Mary... Orbustle. ROBERT McINTYRE. To-Night-To-Night. The Topeka Capital says of Robt'b. McIntyre: "His 'Wyandotte Cave" fairly made one's blo-d stand still. Above the greatest word painters on both sides of the sea we place Robt'b. McIntyre." Kob't. J. Burdette America's great humorist and lecturer says: "He leans upon no manuscript, indeed such addresses could not be written only from the fulness of the heart could they spring in all their witchery of elegant and forcible English. The sentiments range from grave to gay, from lively to serene, running over the gamut of human feeling, and this is not praise of my friend, it is my honest tribute to the eloquent power and rare ability of a brilliant earnest speaker." Hear him to-night. Seats 75c, 50c, and 25c. Operetta in One Act. SCENE 1. Displary Councies (Salus) Now on every kind of lawlessness we're bound to set our foot. And all tough and wicked tendencies to pull up by the root. For take a monkey business it's getting just "we trop". And we think the time is fully ripe for some hard work to drop And we find a stop and listen, we'll tell you of our list. Of the ones who won't be missed, Who never will be missed. As result of our endeavors we've compiled a little list. We've got 'em on the list, We've got 'em on the list. Of a certain class of students who might better be misled. For now never will be missed. They never will be missed. For the sid-walk operators who thought they were not seen. We've got a gun lobby. We've got a gun lotout. And on all the holy terrors who o came out on Halloween. We think to vent our spleen. We intend to vent our spleen. There's the rich and racy outfit who got out to shake. For the rest of their departure we have settled on the date. There's the Betes Phil U's, and Phi Delts; Phil Gams and Sigma Nus on whom there are no flies. There surely must be some of them suspended from the U. We'll hire hem from the U. That's that we'd better do. Yes these mock initials and egging par les too. Must be squelched at K. S. U. There's the rich and recy outfit who got out to *affitte* 100 Must be squeeched at K. S. U. For they'r never, never do. SCENE II Three Sprites (enter singing to Dis. Com.) Three Spirits (center singing to Dis. Com.) So please you sira we much regret, Tara we shall not sing! You may think we're somewhat hy* But we'll do better—by and by. But youth of course must have its llng, Sputum us; no paupri; And dart, becked this tlng, Be hard on us; be hard on us. Tr. la la la la la-la-la, la la la la la-la-cea, (the three form a ting around the Dis. Com., singl g; and exeunt.) SCI NE III. We don't think that we've done a thing, tra la, For which we can j ust be fired. We simply took out and placed ta la, A minute later, o be king, tra la, Of a se ret rantage ring, tra la, And this rumpus is makes us tired, Its actually making us tired. For "was the happiest day of our life" tra la, And now create such a stri c tra la, And to scare us half out of our life, tra la, By uplift the faculty koufe, tra la, The wieldy, thus the Metaphorically speaking, its thin. Chorus of Barbs, With aspect storm, and gloom my stride, We come to l learn how you decide, We come to you, to a-k you to, Fire from the U., those who who, Had aught to do this Hoodoo. (Re-enter the three Sprites; to Barbs) We hit his back better give in, give in, Your reaso s though various, Are not worth a dearius. And you see what a fix we are in, are in, What a horrible mess we are in. SCENE IV. (Onnes) (Angels appear singing the "Nunc Dimittis," then all unite in the following): Mos' noble faculties, Perseus f a y, Thy me we praise, We're sore to death you know, My f a y to go, We promise neverno Studen to haze. (Red lights); tableau; curtain) applause. (Enter chorus of frat men) P. L. Soper '81 has been appointed assistant United States District Attorney by District Attorney J. W. Ady, of Newton. Soper is a smart man He is a graduate of K. S. U., and also of Columbia Law school, and is a member of Beta Theta Pi fraternity. Best equipped Studio in the city. Latest accessories and most improved apparatus. We freely guarantee our work which we believe you will find unexcelled in any point of artistic excellence. A visit to the Studio will repay you. GEO. R. SHANE, 615 Mass. St.