UNIVERSITY TIMES. SUBSCRIPTION PER YEAR, 50 CENTS. 'such 825 dents nome PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. For and by the Students of the Kansas State University. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MAY 24, 1889. VOL. I. LOCALS. Score 17 to 19! Oh! those exams! Behold! The Senior conquereth! Ask Deverill how he likes the waltz. Commencement invitations are out. Smith has entered the list as high kicker. The Review for May will be out to-morrow. The committee was in session Wednesday. Watson is also on the list for the broad jump. Morgan thinks of entering the 100 yard race. There will be lots of training done next week. Prof. Marsh posted another notice yestday. The entire rainfall last week was nearly four inches. The Caesar class had no examination this year. There were no failures in the beginning Greek class. The Sophomores select their Tug of War team tomorrow. The chapel will have a new carpet before next week. The hardest task of the whole list will be the mile walk. They say Chapman looked frightened Wednesday morning. The teams for the Tug of War have nearly all been chosen. The Senior class held another meeting Tuesday at one o'clock. Tuesday at one o'clock Only four in the Algebra class got out without taking the final. Sophomores will hold a class meeting on Saturday at one o'clock. The boys are now trying to get pointers about each others abilities. If you have not paid what you agreed to, see Hadley and do so at once. The Y. M. C. A. elected officers at a special meeting held Tuesday. The Caesar class has a "symposium" instead of a final examination. Fred McKinnon thinks of entering the Field-day bicycle race. Next! The Zoology class were excused from further laboratory work last week. Those on Atheneums June program are taking lessons from Prot. Saunderson. The Laws are taking their examinations in the basement laboratory of Snow Hall. A list of subjects for review in Heat and Light was posted last Tuesday morning. Shilling umpired last Saturday's ball game. Some of his rulings were quite amusing, The Zoology class did a good deal of reviewing in the museum identifying birds. The Faculty are after the "Preps" who made such a vigorous kick in last week's issue of the TIMES. The Freshman themes were due last Sunday, but of course they were not handed in until Monday. Prof. Snow was the favorite of all classes in the ball game last Saturday. He made several excellent plays. A large and attentive audience listened to Prof. Marsh's address on Hamlet, at the Unity Club last Monday night. The Science Club annual meeting was very much marred by the rain storm, which kept many people away. The invitations are out for the Kappa Alpha Thata reception to be given at the home of Miss Mamie Monroe on the evening of May 31st. The prizes for the Field day sports were posted on the bulletin board yesterday. In Trigonometry eleven escaped the final with a "one" and fifteen with a "two." The faculty have nobly helped along the subscription fund for prizes on Field Day. We advige those who are making boasts of what they can do, to look out for "dark horses." The Field day committee has decided to give a prize to the lady who throws a base ball the farthest. Fourteen of the third term German class got rid of the examination by having a class grade above 90. The Seniors held a meeting Tuesday and perfected plans for Class Day. F. E. Reed was elected Master of Ceremonies. The Seniors thought their chances rather slim for capturing the ball game when they learned that Harvey was out of town. There was very little boating last Friday and Saturday, and the first of this week, on account of the extremely high water. Chapel exercises were held every morning of this week and will be held tomorrow morning also, but not next week. The Y. M. C. A. elected Ackley President, Slosson Secretary, and Potter Treasurer, at the meeting held Tuesday noon. All class work closed Wednesday, and then the next thing in order by reason of the examination system, was "cramming." Helianthus Annuus has been somewhat delayed by Dreka's failure in forwarding $^8$ome of the fraternity cuts. It will be out Monday however. The Sophomores have at last called a class meeting and we suppose that this class will now be organized in the most approved manner. The 100 yard race is constantly calling forth remarks, and it is now stated that there will be several who have not been heard of who will enter. The Phi Delts and Betas held a joint meeting last Saturday evening. Cider, amateur solos, and "Cap" Franklin's Rock Chalk, made up the bill of fire. The Barbs held a meeting Wednesday noon and selected a committee of three to get up a team for the Tug of War. The committee is Hill, Chapman and Squires. Freshman.—"Where are you going?" Senior Prep.—"After specimens." Freshman.—"Have you Botany this term?" Senior Prep.—"No, and the Juniors have sold all they had." Those students who contemplate going home before Commencement will miss the biggest treat of the school year by so doing, and they will also miss Field-day, so our advice is to stay. The Freshman held a meeting Monday noon, a committee consisting of Hickey, Butler and Allen was appointed to select a team to represent the class in the Tug of War on field day. The Zoology class got on a spree last Wednesday and piled all the laboratory chairs in the middle of the room, then fastened the door on the inside and climbed out through the window. The executive committee of Atheneum literary society desires to call the attention of all members to the program that is posted so that preparations can be made for a good beginning next year. The Faculty and Seniors were entertained by Chancellor and Mrs. Lippincott last evening. Despite the stormy evening the Faculty and Seniors were out in force and a most enjoyable time is reported by all. Prof. J. H. Canfield says that the notice concerning the literary societies that was on the bulletin board some time ago was correct. Orophilian has Friday night May 31, and Athename Saturday night June 1 There has not been so much enthusiasm in any undertaking this year as there now is in the Field-day contest. All who can should make it a point to enter for one thing or another, even if the chances of winning are not the best. A young man who goes to the University, a young lady who does not, a party of screenaders, a house on Kentucky street, waltzing, put these all together and you will have a scene that occurred one night last week. The Seniors have a new program to propose for Class Day. All the collegiate and special department classes will participate.Hereafter that day will not be exclusively for the Seniors, but all class-men will play their part. In order that this plan may be successful, it will be necessary for all the classes to meet and appoint a committee on arrangements. This should be done at once. Professor in Logic (to Sophomore reciting)—You don't seem quite clear upon that point. Soph.—Well, that is what the author says, anyway. Prof —But I don't want the author; I want you. "Parphumry and sich" at Raymond & Dick's. Student (glumly)—Well, I guess you've got me. We notice by the "Argo" that some change is to be made in the faculty of Washburn for the coming year. Just what these changes will be the Argo does not state. It is sufficient for Washburn to hope that the faculty, as it may be changed will be one that will continue to pursue the same policy which has already made Washburn second to none but the State University among the colleges of Kansas. It is with mingled feelings of pain and joy that we contemplate the competition and its results between the University Times and Courier. We rejoice at the manifest success of the Times and regret the unmistakable waning of the Courier. The latter must "get a move" on itself or be relegated to oblivion.—Washburn Reporter. Thanks! Have you a spot on those best pants, to come off before commencement? Get you quickly to Raymond & Dick's for the stuff to make them spotless. The "spring poet" in his annual visit has entirely overlooked the K. W. U., somewhat sensitive, the editor wrote him a note asking to know the why and wherefore of this slight and received the following reply. I did not mean to pass you o'er In dealing out my varnel lore, And for this I shall make amends. Next spring when in my yearly round, the State University, May 1st 1889. I will weave a poem deep profound, I'll make it perfect in its metre, And than all others by far sweeter: And while I write I'll be right hearty, And while I write I'm too right hearty, And head it with "The Boat-Ride Party." Very Cordially, Kansas Spring Poet. — Wesleyan Lanc Stand up here Billy, Rhaldo, Vernal Versifiter,—Guilty or not guilty? WANTED, 390 thirsty students on Field Day, to quench their thirst at the Buffalo Mead Fountain down at the "Blue Mortar" Drug Store. Raymond & Dick have ICE-COLD MEAD. PERSONALS. Harry Riggs climbed the hill Monday. Harry Riggs climbed the hill Monday. Miss Southard was a visitor this week. Harvey is going to throw the base ball. Harry Riggs climbed the hill Monday. Miss Southern was a visitor this week. Miller is improving. Ed O'Bryon visited the University Monday. Prof. Robinson spent Saturday in Kansas City. Miss Rilla Van Hoesen was a visitor on Monday. Miss Bessie Root will visit her Theta sisters soon. Dr. Lippincott did not meet his classes Tuesday, Spencer is talking of training for the foot race. John Hayden came up from Baldwin yesterday. Miss Inez Henshaw visited the University Monday. J. W. Roberts returned to Hutchinson this week. J. G. Stream, of Kansas City, spent Sunday in the city. V. L. Kellogg spent Sunday with his parents in Topeka. Caywood is accountable for the poetic effusions of this number. Miss Hattie Hilukle, '82 is in the city as a guest of Mrs. Alice Sears. Misses Barker, Love and Penfield visited the University Monday. John Sullivan made his regular call in Lawrence Sunday eve. Miss Maufe Martin was shown through the University Monday. Fred Pentzer is expected to attend the commencement exercises. Miss Rila VanHosen and Inez Henshaw were visitors Monday. Alex Ancher leaves for his home in Florence this afternoon. Miss Belle Roberts, of Baldwin, visited University friends on Wednesday. Prof. Marsh lectured before the Unity Club on Hamlet, Monday evening. Charles Gault and J. A. Hyden, of Baldwin, were in the city yesterday. E. Stanley, principal of the New York Street, climbed the hill Wednesday. Miss Maud Little, of Paola, will visit friends here during Commencement. Fred Morris is in Kansas City attending to business connected with the Annual. And the ladies will also have a chance to compete for prizes on the great day. Hon. C. S. Gleed attended the reception at Chancellor Lippincott's last evening. Misses Mary Knox and Cora Shellabar- ger of Topeka were among Wednesday's visitors. Misses Southard, Monroe and Webster called on University friends Wednesday morning. Dr. H. A. Gobin, of Baker, was at the M. E. church Sunday, in the interest of that institution. Misses Carrøl and Pauloe, of Baker University, spent Wednesday in the city and on the hill. Misses Kate and Ota Nickelson, of Baker University, were visiting friends in the city this week. Prof. and Miss Mary Miller leave for California immediately upon the completion of examination. Mr. Jack Schall, of the Hiawatha World, spent Saturday and Sunday with his parents in this city. No. 33. Miss Sears visited the University and listened to the recitation of the third term German class Tuesday. W. C. Curry goes home next Thursday to be there on Decoration Day, He was sent for to play the cornet. DeWitt C. Bower, a student of some years ago, will attend the Beta Banquet June 6th. I. F. Oakes, Alice S. Andis, Mary J. Camaham and E. S. Andis, Lane University students visited the University Monday afternoon. A. B. Craig, a student of last year, came up from Wilda to take the final examinations. He has been spending the last term on his farm. Miss Frances Steinberg was a caller Wednesday morning. Miss Steinberg is a member of the class which graduated from High School this spring. She will probably enter the University next fall- Law Department. Bob Hazlett came in from Jetmore last week to spend a few days at home. The firm of Pochler & Hazlett is doing a flourishing business in real estate at that western metropolis. The year's work of the Laws is almost ended. Yesterday was the last day of recitation, and to day and to-morrow will be taken up by the examinations. Everybody expects to pass, as the oldest inhabitant does not remember an instance of "flunck" in the law department. The Juniors have a short examination Friday. Mr. Roberts, a last year's graduate, was around visiting the boys during the week. Bishop and Mitchell conducted the defence in the Franklin shooting case last week. A good many of the class have not yet decided on a location. Two or three will probably locate in Lawrence; some will go to Oklahoma, the paradise of lawyers. Enns will give German lessons in Lawrence during the summer. Returns will probably all be in next week. Class Day, Commencement. The following is the program : Oration . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hobbs Essay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Enns Oration . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pollock Debate . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . { Stebbins } Oration is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mitchell Oration is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bishop Essay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Horton Oration is . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Harrington Big preparations are being made for Class Day, Commencement. The following is the program : Southwestern Tennis Association. The Spring Tournament of this association will be held at Excelsior Springs, Mo., on Tussey, Wednesday and Thursday, May 28th, 29th and 30th. All finals will be played on May 30th, Decoration Day. Preliminary sets will be best two in three, finals best three out of five. Regular Association clubs are entitled to one representative for the doubles, and one for the singles. The names of the delegates should be sent in to the Secreary as soon as possible. A Tournament open to all players in the Southwest, not club delegates, will also be held. An entrance fee of two dollars for the doubles and one dollar for the singles will be charged. Players must send in their names immediately, so that the time of playing may be arranged. An excellent list of prizes will be awarded, and the association extends a hearty welcome to all tennis players, and promises its best efforts to insure a good time for those who attend. Excelstar Springs is a beautiful summer resort about twenty-five miles from Kansas City, on the Northwestern Railway. Ample hotel accommodations at reduced rates have been secured. The round-trip fare from Kansas City to the Springs is $1.20—trains running at all hours of the day. For further information about the Southwestern Association, or the Excelsior Tournament address. RUSSELL R. WHITMAN, Sec., Lawrence, Kan.