UNIVERSITY TIMES PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. SUBSCRIPTION PER YEAR, 50 CENTS FOR AND BY THE STUDENTS OF THE KANSAS STATE UNIVERSITY. VOL. I. No. 6. AS. Local. hop Quid est tibi. Quid est ibl. Excellent lesson Wednesday. Excellent lesson Wednesday The children would not be LAWRENCE, KANSAS, NOVEMBER 9. SHOP ITY. The cider picnic could not be. Does "dupe" mean "to do up?" e, New and Barbers "Boys, where is the geometry lesson?" "Phi-Gamma gives us this lesson." ention nts. Lurch. ey's ers- The Dryden class has begun the study of Swift. N, urs in fured e. s, $3.50 Did you vote for the man that was elected? Smith keeps the finest line of cigarette tobacco in the city. K. S. U, was well represented at the rink Modny afternoon. Some of the students attend the German Sunday School. Sid Riley is the old reliable barber, toys, give him a call. Several ladies attended the tariff debate. Saturday evening. E. D. Eames is Mr. Dyche's regular assistant in taxidermal work. The faculty party came off according to announcement, Wednesday. What did Professor Blake mean by his strange actions Tuesday night? Go to Bromnick's for your handkerchief, collars, cuffs, shirts, etc. The library was never quieter, neater, and better managed than it is at presett McCullough Bros. is the place for the students to get hair cutting and shaving. The first lecture for this year, in qualitative analysis, was delivered Wednes day. Profs. Blake and Mr. Franklin had charge of the "Jack o-lantern" Tuesday sight. A young ladiy, prominent in University circles, had quite a sum up on Harrison. Sid Riley has the most homelike barber shop in the city. Get your hair cut there. The next meeting of the Kansas Academy of Science will be at Wichita, Nov. 1, 1889. Ask the Seniors of the Political Economy Class what they think of a "flock of cows." Mr. Dyche took charge of the class in Physiology,which commenced work Wednesday. The Sophomore English class has begun the study of "Hall's Longer English Poems." Special inducements for the students to have their shaving done at McCulloch Bros. The Y. W. C. A. will meet in the University after this week, every Friday evening at 7:15. According to the list published on the bulletin board there are thirty three freshman this year. One of the first reports displayed by stercopticon Tuesday night was, "Who stole the book." Give McCullough Bros., the students' barber, your trade, and you will get your money's worth It took two days to examine the Sophomores in Structural Botany and the Seniors in Meteorology. The English class have just found out, that the down rows in a cornfields are called thoroughfares. The Review may be a little late in appearing this month but it promises to be unusually attractive. Did you see those K. S. U. Republican club badges? K. S. U. made a good showing at Kansas City last Friday evening. Both sides of the Oratorical Fuss are crying "Let us have Peace." But each side wants the Biggest Piece. [Time to Laugh.] Prof. Biake will address in Athenaeum Literary Society this euening on 'Travels in Norway and Sweden. Look out next week for Black, the shoe man's, add. He is just receiving his winter stock of boots and shoes. B. W. Woodward will deliver a lecture this evening in the Art room on the Kansas City Exposition. All should hear this lecture. Quite a number of students sat up Tuesday night to listen to the returns. What could have been their object in such an act? Prof. Qnayle, of Baldwin, and an old student of the University, preached at the Presbyterian church last Sunday morning and evening. Ernest Blaker is at home on a few weeks vacation. He is troubled with weak eyes but it is hoped that he may soon resume his studies. Go to Smith's for cigars to pay your election bets. He keeps the finest line of imported and domestic cigars in the city. Special rates on box lots. G. M. Culver and E. M. Mumford entertained the populace of Lecompton last Saturday evening with a joint discussion of the Tariff Laws. Prof. E. C. Franklin of the State University has accepted a position as chemist in a sugar refining establishment at New Orleans. — Industrialist. Those long marks in Prof. Canfield's room on the north end of the board are not Baking Powder statistics as one would suppose at first glance. The absence of a free lecture course deprives the young men of any other way to pay up their "obligations" except to resort to the political Science Club. Mr. Sterling has placed in the Library for the use of the students, The English Illustrated Magazine. This is a very interesting addition to the reading-room. The TIMES has more subscribers in the University than any other paper published. We invite affidavits as to paid up subscriptions, from any publication in town. The Freshman English class are "poring away" over Johnson's lives of the Poets, yet the class work is very interesting as is all the work under Prof. Marsh. The afternoon classes last Monday were—were not well attended. The boys en-masse had made "previous engagements" with ex-Gov. St. John, who spoke at the rink. Bruno Hobbs is back again without doubt and is here to stay. The Times reported that he had returned a few weeks ago, but the report was a "little off." The regular time of meeting of the class in Practical problems, connected with electric lighting, is on Friday evenings. All persons interested in electric engineering are cordially invited. The Sophomore class has not organized this year. There are so many aspirants for the presidency that every member of the class is afraid to urge the calling of a meeting for fear he can't be elected. The University delegation at the Kansas Academy of Science at Leavenworth say that prohibition does not prohibit there but that they handle a terribly fatal article of tombstone polish. The Kellogg boys point with pride to a father who has raised himself by industry and frugality from the humble walks of life to the affluent position of Attorney General of Kansas. K. C. Star: "A foot ball club has been organized at the Kansas University. A young man probably acquires a more symmetrical education at that institution than at any college in the country." The half term examinations are over with now and the students can again breath easy until the end of the term. The average student has doubtless often inquired what is the use of examinations any how? J. N. Scott met with a severe accident in the chemistry laboratory last Wednesday. He accidentally poured hot concentrated sulphuric acid over his hand and consequently has a serious wound. A number of town people enjoyed Congressman Funston's speech in the Opera House Monday from the top of Mt. Oread, thus preventing the jar of the speakers voice from loosening their store teeth. A Very Lazy boy has been Trying Hard to think up a Joke about Prof. Canfield's being a Pawnbroker on account of the Three Balls incident of some weeks since. But the Joke like the boy Won't Work. Miss Etta Hadley entertained a number of her friends last Tuesday evening, Progressive angling was indulged in, after which an elegant lunch was served. The latter part of the evening was devoted to dancing, conversation and music. Several of the students, both Democrat and Republican, fell into the traj laid for the unsuspecting, by St. John last Monday afternoon. It is strange but true, that they could not distinguish Cleveland's message from Arthur's. A good text for those who are users of books, but not book-lovers, is a saying of Milton: "As good almost kill a man as kill a good book; who kills a man kills a reasonable creature. God's image; but he who destroys a good book kills reason itself." The following from the Kansas City Star is supposed to refer to Abe Levy: "The experiment at Lawrence on the part of the government to educate the Indian has proved a source of enormous financial aggrandizement to the venders of silk handkerchiefs at that place." The University Young Men's Republican Club, about 80 strong, took part in the Republican parade last Tuesday evening. Politics seem to interest several of the students. The excursions to Kansas City, Wyandotte and Leavenworth attracted several of the more enthusiastic young politicians. One of the K. S. U. members of the Academy of Science got very much excited because a Leavenworth paper got him mixed up with a man from somewhere else and referred to Prof. So and so, of Lawrence, visiting his brother at the penitentiary. These little things are what makes life worth living. A number of Baker girls "come to town" Monday "to hear the speakin." They visited the University and viewed the skeleton of the megathermum In Snow Hall. After looking in wonder at the massive pile and examining the rich luxuriance of its jaw one of the girls after changing sides with her gum spoke up: "Law me, girls how that brute do remind me of Phil Campbell." The formal and official changing of the name of I. C. Sorosis from I. C. to Pi Beta Phi recently, is transformation in nomenclative parrell to that which little Sue Smith under goes after doning her first 'long dress' and becoming Miss Susan E. Smythe. An I. C. 'Grub' have often been fraught with pleasant memories and many of the Pi Beta Phi repasts of the future be as happy. One of the chief subjects discussed at the Leavenworth meeting last week was the Geological survey of Kansas. There seemed to be a diversity of opinion as to the location of the headquarters of the survey. Some think that it should be under the charge of the professors of Geology in the University, while other members of the Kansas Academy of Science think it ought to be under the charge of a commissioner. Personal. Brewster was in Argentine last Saturday. W. T. Reed returned home Sunday. Davis is the new Sigma Nu. Chas. Whe went to Topeka Saturday. Professor Marsh was in Topeka Satur day. F. A. Marshall is visiting friends in the city. Mushroom paid a visit to Topeka last Saturday. Fred Kaiser of Ottawa is the newest Phi Gam. Harry Riggs visited the University Friday last. Stebbins talked Democracy at Endora Saturday. Will Albach is engaged in a Topeka drug store. Gerald Holsinger returned to his classes. Monday. Hogeboom was in Topeka Monday and Tuesday last. Frank Marshall is working on the Leav enworth $Sun$. MissHattie McCague visited in Fairmont Saturday. Miss Anna Monroe was registered as a visitor, Monday. Ernest Smith was called home by a telegram Sunday. E. W. Cadwell is in the insurance business at Concordia. Miss Nellie Thacher was seen in the library, Wednesday. John Prescott has gone into insurance business in Topeka. W. T. Reed of Newton was up to attend the Beta party. Fred Dorrance was in Topeka Tuesday voting for Harrison. Lou Hill has been at his home in Hia! watha visits friends Chancellor Lippincott made a flying trip to Topeka Saturday. The Junior English class has almost finished reading Othello. O. C. Billing of Marion visited with his Phi Dell brothers Saturday. Will Taylor went home last Monday to cast his first vote for Cleveland. Harry Alback of the Law class of 86, bein visit friends in the city. Chancellor and Mrs. Lippincott went to Atchison Wednesday afternoon. Misses Palmer and Botkin were among the visitors Wednesday morning. Miss May Mitchell, of Paola, entered the Music Department this week. Hon. E.H. Funston and E.F. Cald well visited the University Monday. Miss Bertha Weller attended a Prohibition meeting in Topeka Monday. Bert Funston went home with his fath er Tuesday. He returns to morrow. O. C. LeSour has gone! to Marion O. C. to take a position with the railroa Potter was in Kansas City Saturday and Sunday with his mother, who is sick there. Dwight E. Potter was initiated into the mystic shrine of Pi Delta Theta last night. Lee M. Gray and E. Murphy, Senior Laws, spent Sunday with friends in the country. E. Morris, W. R. Armstrong and Culver down to Wyandotte Friday evening. H. C. Riggs and J. H. Lowtell addressed the Piohibition people at Blue Mound Monday. Powers of the Law class went, to his home in Iola last Monday to vote for Harrison. Misses Springer, Houston, of Garnett, and Lyda Griffith have entered the Art Department. Miss Bessie Goodrich and Kate Wilkelson of Leavenworth visited the University this week. Miss Lockwood was detained from her classes for a few days the first of the week by illness. J. H. Morse will return Christmas. E. A. Wheeler is in Portland, Oregon. Ed Martindale is working for the Journal. Does any one know where Paul Goddard is? Miss Kittie Biscline is in Leadville, Colorado. Wait Davis will not be back to school this year. Fred Kellogg is furnishing notes for the Journal. G. D. Hoge is doing newspaper work in Marion county. Charley Voorhees is having considerable trouble with his eyes. Miss Lillie Freeman will not return to school this year. R. E. Kroh is teller in the Wyandotte National Bank. Potter of Peabody was initiated into Phi Delta Theta last night. Miss Agnes Love has been compelled to leave school on account of ill health. Sandford Finney will probably go to Baltimore, Md. before long to study law. Will Morgan will probably use his pass and come up to attend the Phi Gam hop. Fred Stocks, 84, of Blue Rapids, will be in the House of Representatives this winter. John Hogin is at work in Bellevill. He writes to Lawrence that he misses University life very much. Garland Holsinger visited his home in Rosedale last week. He took in the cars at the dealership. Misses Eddy and Newlin will represent the University branch of the W, Y, C. Misses Maud Cunningham, Laura Beaks, Elsie Nuzman and Clara Hawes, Baker girls, were in the city Monday. Angelo Scott, an old Universitystudent speech at the opera house Monday evening. Miss Amy Beardsley, has covered her will in Arkansas City in the future. G. Holsinger, who has been at home the last few weeks on account of sickness, returned to the University last Saturday. John Sullivan. The Irresistable, did good work for the Democracts in Kansas City this fall. His office on 9th street was crowded with Democrats all through the campaign. Martin Schilling is rejoicing over the fact that his father has been elected to the State Senate. Young Schilling will be able to pitch a wickered ball than ever. Bruno Hobbs, one of the bright law boys did good work for the Republican ticket in Butler county. The El Dorado Republican compliments him very highly. He has returned and is hard at work. Wm. Riley Cone is now superintendent of public instruction of Coffey county. This is another case of "Rise up William Riley." Students the cold weather has 'set in, now is the time to buy your winter underwear, socks, fur caps, etc. Remember Bromelsck's is the place to go for them. STUDENTS Will find in our stock of BOOTS and SHOES A large assortment At prices that DEFY COMPETITION. When in need, please examine MASON'S. Buy your Winter Underware of Abe Levy.