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University Daily Kansan Tuesday. April 15. 1958
Campus Club News
Groups Plan Meetings Art Fraternity Elects
Newcomers' Club
Sam Anderson, instructor of German, will speak to the Newcomers' Club on his trip to Russia, at 8 p.m. Thursday in the Art Museum lounge.
Mrs. Mervin Lee, chairman of the hostess committee, will be assisted by Mrs. John Meixner and Mrs. Paul E. Wilson. Mrs. Franklin Murphy will preside at the tea table.
Delta Phi Delta
. . .
Max Griffin. Salina junior, has been elected president of Delta Phi Delta. honorary art fraternity.
Other officers elected were Jan Harper, Winchester, Ill. junior, vicepresident.
Lois VanLiew, Lawrence, corresponding secretary; Wilma Deitcher, Manhattan, recording secretary; June Carter, Lincoln, Neb., treasurer. All are sophomores.
.. On The Hill..
Delta Tau Delta
Delta Tau Delta fraternity held its annual Paiama Party Friday.
A dinner was held at the Dine-A-Mite and dancing followed to the music of Don Rose at the chapter house.
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Alpha Phi Alpha
Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity has announced the initiation of eight men. Doss Cunningham, Kansas City, Mo. junior, was honor initiate.
Other initiates are David Brooks, Kenton Keith, both Kansas City, Kan. freshmen; James Perry, Lawrence sophomore; David Wake, Kansas City, Kan. senior; Chaucey Jones, Chicago, Frank Holman, John Tarlton, both of Topeka, all Juniors.
Lambda Chi Alpha
Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity had as dinner guests Thursday George Spasyk of the fraternity's office of administration, Indianapolis, Ind. and 1st. Lt. and Roderic Howe. Lt. Howe is instructor of Army ROTC.
VARSITY
SHOW SHOWING!
TODAY
"St. Louis
Blues"
with
Nat "King" Cole,
Eartha Kitt, Pearl
Bailey, Cab Cai-
loway, Ella Fitz-gerald
Romance Language Department
LAWRENCE
The faculty of French of the Romance Language department will give a dessert-coffee Tuesday at 7:30 p.m. at the home of Miss Barbara Craig, assistant professor of Romance Languages.
Fats Domino Jerry Lee Lewis in "Jamboree" co-hit... Susan Oliver in "The Green Eyed Blonde"
Invitations have been sent to students taking courses in French who have shown an interest in further study of the language. Information concerning further French courses, requirements for majoring in the department, job opportunities, and opportunities for travel and study abroad will be presented.
Several members of La Confrerie, honorary French society, will help serve.
The pinning of Margaret Green, to George Pohlman, Natoma senior, has been announced.
Couple Tells Of Pinning
Green-Pohlman
Miss Green is employed at the Registrar's Office. Mr. Poblman formerly attended Kansas State Teachers College at Hays, where he was affiliated with Kappa Sigma Kappa fraternity.
Wedding Plans Announced
Miss McMinimy is a sophomore in the College and a resident of Gertrude Sellards Pearson dormitory, Mr. Matthews, the son of Mr. and Mrs. Dean E. Matthews, Ashland, is a senior in the School of Engineering and a member of Beta Theta Pi fraternity.
MERLYN MCMINIMY
The wedding date has been set for May 31.
The engagement of Merlyn McMinimy to William B. Matthews has been announced by her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wendell A. McMinimy, Ashland.
Use turmeric instead of saffron in yeast dough and sauces for a pale golden color.
ronite Nat "King" Cole "St. Louis Blues"
CHILLICOTHE, Ill. — (UP) — Mrs. John C. E. Ernst, who likes to knit while riding the bus to her job at a local department store, has solved her problem.
Dropped Stitches Problem Solved
She may have solved one of yours, too, if you like to knit. She has come up with a combination knitting needle-crochet hook.
hook to pick up dropped stitches and tie ends while knitting in the bus. And after she didn't have one in her knitting bag.
Trouble was she needed a crochet
So she had a local gunsmith make the combination needle-hook. Then she had it patented. It went into commercial production early this year. The device is called "Pick Up Stitch."
THE POSTMAN COMETH
I have recently received several letters from readers which have been so interesting, so piquant, so je ne sais quoi, that I feel I must share them with all of you. The letters and my replies follow:
Maybe you can help me. I came up to college eight years ago. On my very first day I got into a bridge game in the student union. I am still in the same bridge game. I have never gone to class, cracked a book, or paid any tuition. All I do is play bridge.
To explain my long absence and keep the money coming from home, I told a harmless little lie. I said I was in medical school. This made Dad (my father) terribly proud. It also enabled me to keep playing bridge. We were both very happy.
But all good things must come to an end. Mine ended when I came home for Christmas vacation. I arrived to find that Sister (my sister) was in the hospital with an ingrown spleen. Dr. Norbert Sigafoos, the eminent ingrown spleen surgeon, was scheduled to operate, but unfortunately he was run over by a hot-food cart on the way to the scrubbing room.
SIR:
"Oh, never mind," chuckled Dad (my father). "Harlow (me) will fix Sister (my sister)."
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Well sir, what could I do? If I told the truth I would make a laughingstock out of Dad (my father) who had been bragging about me all over town. Also I would get yanked out of school which would be a dirty shame just when I am beginning to understand the weak club bid.
There was nothing for it but to brazen it out. I got Sister (my sister) apart all right, but I must confess myself completely at a loss as to how to put her back together again. Can you suggest anything? They're getting pretty surly around here.
Sincerely,
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Indeed I do have the solution for you—the solution that has never failed me when things close in: Light up a Marlboro! Knots untidy as you puff that fine rich tobacco. Shade becomes light as that grand flavor comes freely and friendlily through that splendid filter. Who can stay glum when Marlboro gives you such a lot to like? Not I. Not you. Not nobody.
SIR:
Just yesterday—thirty years later, mark you! I went fishing in Widgiwagan. I caught a four-pound bass. I took the fish home, cut it open, and what do you think I found inside?
Just off the campus where I go to school there is a lake called Lake Widgiwagan. Thirty years ago when my father was an undergraduate here he went fishing one day in Lake Widgiwagan and dropped his Deke pin in the water. He dived for days but never found it.
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You guessed it! Two tickets to the Dempsey-Firpo fight.
Sincerely,
Willis Wayde
@ 1958 Max Shulman
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