THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF: EDITORIAL STAFF: JOSEPH W. MURRAY - Editor-in-Chief EARL FISCHER - Managing Editor BUSINESS HOMER BERGER - - CLARK WALLACE HENRY F. DRAPER J. E. MILLER - - STAFF: Business Manager - Ass't bus. Mgr - Treasurer - Circulation Mgr MEMBERS OF BOARD. LOUIS LACoss J. A. WILLIAMS CARL CANNON Entered as second-class mail matter September 30, 1904, at the Lawrence, Kansas, Postoffice under the act of Congress, March 3, 1879. Published every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Address all business communications to Homer Berger Business Manager, 1406 Tennessee street, Lawrence, Kan.; all other communications to Joseph W. Murray, 1129 Louisiana street, Lawrence, Kansas. Subscription price, $1.50 per year, in advance; one term, 75e; time subscriptions, $1.75 per year. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall, Phone, Bell. K U 25. SATURDAY, MARCH 5, 1910. "On to Princeton," is again the slogan of the University of Missouri. For the second time in just a few months our friends over there have been bereft of high hopes. First came the news that Roper would not be back to train the western Tigers next year—that his alma mater needed him. That was a blow, but not a staggering one. It only remained to make a contract with another Princeton man. So Dillon was secured, and all was well—Dillon, who had the warmest recommendation of Roper, as best gifted to carry out "my policies." Small wonder, then that, as the telegraph reports says, the student body of Missouri is feeling blue since they got word that Dillon's business interests will keep him in the East next year. Once more negotiations must be opened with Princeton—with Princeton, we say, because it is generally admitted even in Columbia, Mo., that Princeton had as much to do with the victory last Thanksgiving day as Missouri did. The gloom in Columbia will not lift until another Princeton star consents to have his name added to the athletic payroll. The Bible Institute which will open tomorrow with the address of President Sanders of Washburn in chapel tomorrow afternoon is an important feature of the University life, and is recognized as such over the state. Since the Institute was begun, five years ago, other educational institutions of the state, recognizing the value of a series of lectures on religious subjects, have imitated it. Thus the Universitil, sometimes referred to as a "Godless institution," has been the pioneer in an important branch of religious teaching. PENCIL DUST. Have you heard this before? A visitor said he liked the chapel exercises all right, but he didn't think much of the choir. Postscript: What finally be came of Don Carlos? One of the contractors for the new Administration building says, "It's cheaper to hire a student than be one," and later in speaking of the erection of the Administration building, he says, "the sound of the hammer will soon be heard on the hill." After that knock on the students it would seem that the hammer had already been heard. A butcher in Oklahoma lately killed a man named Hart—probably packing house heart was too expensive for his shop. Now that the University seismograph has been installed the students will not have to go with the team to learn the result. He (at the Nickel—What's the matter with the pianist? She (of the Fine Arts)—Oh, she plays by ear and she's hard of hearing. This is the time of the year when the small boy is hunting knot-holes to insert in the baseball fence. Perhaps the reason that the company of militia is to be organized here is to increase the number of guns in the University. Question: Will it be necessary for "Puny" Bluck to enroll in the Rolla School of Mines again before he can be reinstated at Missouri. Just because Professor Hunter happens to have a hornets' nest in his office it needn't be taken for granted that anyone who chances to enter therein is apt to get stung. It is now a matter of much conjecture as to who will pick the grapes from the Vinland Vine. The University extension department proposes to offer courses of study for Women's clubs. The department seems to appreciate the need of higher education in the proper places. To avoid unpleasant surprises, seniors in all schools of the University are invited to check records in the Registrar's office. The K. U. club will give a concert in University hall next Tuesday evening, March 8. Athletic tickets are good. UNIVERSITY NOTICES The German Verein will meet in room 313 Fraser hall, Monday at 4:30. The third annual banquet of the Y. W. C. A. will be given March 12 at 6:30 in Snow hall. Tickets can be procured in the rest room between 10 and 11 o'clock every day next week. President F. K. Sanders of Washburn will talk at vesper service Sunday. Monday Professor Hugh Black, of Union Theological Seminary, will lecture in the chapel on "What and How to Read." Tuesday at 4:30, in the chapel. Dr. Washington Gladden will speak on the subject, "Where Are We in Industry?" College Men and Others. The relation of a college student to his fellow men socially intellectually and morally was discussed by R. L. Douglas at the Y. M. C. A. Thursday evening He urged the boys to be careful that they give their associates no false ideas of the attitude of the college man to those less fortunate in opportunity. To Suppress Mysticism. Nobody can read the mystic verses in the magazines without thinking that the price of poets' licenses ought to be increased. Somerville Journal. The Spring Models Show STETSON AT HIS BEST. Stetson the Great has gone right ahead this season with his characteristic determination to "put it over" all the other hat makers for real individuality and smartness of modeling. You will be interested in seeing how splendidly he has done it. Certainly nothing classier was ever seen in the headwear business than his new spring derbies and soft hats. You can see them ALL here! We are now showing, for example, $3.50 over 75 different styles and colors at. Imperials are also in and they are more than ever the classiest $3. hats in the field. Pound Stationery 35c to 60c HE PRINTED THE NEWS. And Brock Pemberton Got Emporia Merchant on His Trail. The Emporia Gazette, William Allen White's paper, was almost wrecked recently on account of a short story which it printed about an Emporia woman who will marry a Topeka man, says the Topeka Capital. The story related the account of the purchase, by the bride-to-be, at one of the Emporia stores, of $40 worth of "under-things," all in one garment, and the tale was concluded with a series of moral reflections on the extravagance of woman. After the appearance of the story in the paper the woman returned the "things" to the store, explaining to the clerk that it was not publicity but underwear which she was looking for, and that she would in the future trade at some place where the purchase of such things caused less of a flurry. Then another woman who had bought a $25 lingerie waist at the same store returned it, saying that she was afraid the news of her purchase might reach her husband and that would never do. Then the merchant who owns the store, inspired by a vision of all the women in Emporia calling at his store with packages under their arms, went to see Mr. White and asked him to please repress his news-hungry reporter who had the audacity to publish the account of the purchase of underthings for a trousseau box, said he could not comprehend the temperamental make-up of a man who would boldly set into type the story of so delicate a matter, the publicity of which meant dollars, forty of them, to him, the merchant, and a big advertiser in the Gazette. The reporter was called into consultation and a discussion on newspaper ethics followed. Mr. Brock Pemberton, of Emporia, a reporter for the Gazette who has made his hit with the girls of the younger crowd in Topeka, is said to have been Who Was This? The University visitor, a member of the class in the late ninety, looked at the haughty youth with interest. "To what fraternity do you belong?" he said. The youth looked serenely at the sky above the visitor's head. "I am a Bard," he said leily. Prof. A. T. Walker and Prof. C. E. McClung left Wednesday evening with Prof. W. H. Johnson on a trip for the inspection of schools during the rest of the week. Shorthand & Typewriting Practical accounting. Enter at any time. LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas, Protsch Spring Suiting The Watkins National Bank. Capital $100,000 Surplus $50,000 Undivided profits $20,000 J. B. Watkins, Pres. C. A. Hill, V. P. C. H. Tucker, cashier. W. E. Hazen, assistant cashier. Programs and Invitations Made to order. Either printed or engraved. A. G. ALRICH, Bell Phone 288. 744 Mass. St. GENERAL PRACTICE. G. W. JONES, A. M., M. D. GENERAL PRACTICE Special attention to diseases of the stomach, surgery, and genecology. St. Louis Residence Lawrence Hospital and Training School. 1201 Ohio St. Both Phones No. 35. DR. H. W. HAYNE OCULIST EYE WORK ONLY 713 Mass. St. ( ) First-class Work. 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