UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the Universi- city of Kangaroo. EDITORIAL STAFF Harry H. Morgan ... Editor-in-Chief Helen Patterson ... Society Editor Helen Potterton ... Society Editor William Cady...Business Manager William Allen...Assistant William Allen...Assistant NEWS STAFF Wilbur Fischer Marjorie Rickard bob Reed Jack Carter Bob Lees Eugene Dye Karen Koster E H Kendrick Paul Flagg Bull Gardiner Ruth Gardiner Subscription price $2.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Published in the afternoon five verses of the sermon, from the press of victory of Abraham, from the press of Entered as second-class mail mailable offered by the United States, Kansas, under the issue date. March 1989. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the university of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the book of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the book of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be curious; to be gargacious; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to be intelligent; to satisfy the students of the University. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 27,1916. THE HALLOWEEN PARTY All out for the big carnival, Halloween party. Put up books, business, gray hairs, baldheads and years and sally forth. Lay aside stiff joints and stiffer actions; unlock your front door and join the throng. K. U. is to have a masquerade carnival for you on the night when witches gather and fun flows free. It's to be a Halloween of fun—good, wholesome fun, devoid of accidents, destruction of property and coarse raillery. Anticipate, wait and reap. It's for you, says the committee; be there! BACK THE TEAM! For the last two weeks the Kansas football squad and the coaches have been putting in long hours each afternoon on the practise field. They have disregarded all kinds of weather and little has been said. Following the team's defeat at Ames, the men came home a desperate, determined set of men. There was not that spirit of over-confidence that has so often crept into the Jayawhacker camp in former years. It will be a better team that faces the Aggies tomorrow than it would have been if Ames had been beaten. The Aggies have beaten us but once and that was some years ago. It is not the feeling of the Kansas air that they will repeat tomorrow but the team needs your support. Let them know in every way possible that you are backing them. The Aggies are coming to Lawrence prepared for a hard fight. The state championship, as well as a high standing in the Missouri Valley depends on tomorrow's game. Either hold no classes overtime or enlarge the walks.—Indiana Daily Student. Surely, holding classes overtime is not a universal malady is it? FOOTBALL IS NOT ALL The Washburn Review recently cited three essentials for college life; "First, talk football; second, talk football; third, talk more football." Has Washburn forgotten that the world demands well-rounded men rather than athletes with only brawn. The gentleman who wrote that for the Washburn Review must be a very young man. MR. FACULTY, MEET MR. STU- The first All-University party of the year is to be held Saturday night at the gymnasium. And it is not only an all-University party in name, but in fact. Everyone—faculty members and students alike are expected to be present and get acquainted. Members of the faculty have protected against the brand of college spirit displayed at K. U. and say it has a tendency toward rowdyism. Many of these same critics have never attended a University social function of any sort and consequently do not realize that just as much en- thusianm and loyalty for the Crimson and Blue can be shown by attending a University party and getting acquainted as by getting out in the street at midnight and shouting, "Oy-Oy-Oy" More friendship should exist between the students and the faculty members so come out Saturday night, Mr. Faculty Man and meet Mr. Student, in an informal way. Vice-president Marshall advised Kansas mothers to train their children to grow up to be president of the United States, but not vice-president.—Yes, there are doubtless many undesirable features to being vice-president. It generally amounts to looking like a zero with the vim knocked off. But most mother's sons would gladly worry along with almost anything for $1200 a year. STUDENT ASSISTANTS If the most thoroughly trained professors differ in opinion on the same subject, is it not true that the difference in viewpoint between a professor and a student assistant would be even greater? Is it reasonable then, from the standpoint of fairness and accuracy, that a student, with his limited understanding and training, shall be employed in the grading of another student's examination papers? The professor in the course teaches a certain thing—the student assistant sees the same thing at a different angle—the student whose paper he corrects suffers the consequences. An example of this impossible method of treating a subject occurred last week when two students who had studied together and had talked over certain phases of the subject, submitted practically the same solutions in their examination and upon the return of their quiz books found a difference of twenty per cent in their grades. The specific question on, which the error occurred was taken to the head of the department. He had corrected one book—the student assistant the other. The professor pronounced the answer to the question correct in both cases. This was only one of several complaints. Such a method of determining the quality of a paper is certainly most unfair to the student. The student assistant, with the best intentions in the world, cannot always arrive at the viewpoint of the professor in charge of the course. No professor should be so crowded with work that he has to turn the work of his class over to someone else. Frequently the professors are crowded to the limit. They have more work thrust upon them than they can do well. This is only another way of emphasizing the fact that K. U. needs more instructors. COLLEGE RIFF RAFF Winsome Wiles in Co-ed Styles—is the nity heading of the feminine section in one of the eastern college dailies. One buck, an iron man, one spondulc, a minor portion of a wampum, twenty nickels or twenty "downs," forcefully announces the Indiana Studios carfare to the arms Indiana-Tufts football game at Indianapolis. The young man who serenades a girl with a mandolin these days is wasting his time. The modern girl has a better ear for an auto-horn—. The Varsity tells of a man who lives on onions alone, and this colm joins all others in believing that a cat who eats onions ought to live alone. The Indiana Student believes that since "steadies" are exempt from the "No Date" rule for football games, they will have the number of "cases" will increase. A Pacific Coast college paper has he head, "Short Sport," and immediately under it a story of a faculty stag" party. The Minne-ha-ha, published at Minnesota, discusses in full the weighty question, "Do we drink with a sound like a clairnet?" Most of the shadows that cross our path are caused by our standing in shadow. "The world may seem round on the day dad's letter arrives but it seems mighty flat the rest of the month," philosophizes the Daily Okhloman. A MAN'S IDEAL GIRL To let you down into some far corner of my heart, learn about the girl who inhabits my castle in Spain? Aye, but only for a moment. Well, she's at least my equal mentally, broad-minded with solid views of things. To her everything must have its proper place. She is me mentally. I seek to pierce through to the heart of things and values them accordingly. Tempermentally she will be the reverse of me. She must be able to view things from different angles. Need I say such a girl would place her profession of wifehood above all faith and confidence in all that pertained to me? Of course she must be cultured and appreciative of other culture. Do I ask too much? That may be, that may be—but I'm content to go on seeking for her—and I may if I shall find her—Ohio Stat Lantern. CAMPUS OPINION Communication must be stated as evidence of good faith in will well established without the writer's consent. ASSUMES ALL BLAME In view of the fact that all the criticism and blame for a story in the Kansas City Times Tuesday morning has been directed at me, I presume of course that it was understood by him. I alone assumed responsibility for the assignment of the questioned article. I regret very much the impression some individuals seem to have that another newspaper man on the Hill could also be blamed for the story and a tendency on the part of some to censure him. SUGGESTS BLANKETING SQUAD (Signed) Paul Brindle, K. C. Star Correspondent. 10 the Editor of the Kansas; the hacker in the wizard way the blacking- saw his hand into the prisonishment to careless freshmen and "dates," it would appear that its members have little regard for serious injuries. Last year the squad was summoned to him this return trip and good luck will save the man from a broken neck. If this mode of punishment is to remain in vogue we should systematize it. Let the cheerleader pick out a squad that will practice and be on hand at each game. Let him also provide a large canvas blanket that will be "puncture-proof" and large enough to fall to grip. Along with this a vigilante committee might be selected to watch out for freshmen and dates. This would do away with danger and partiality. An Upperclassman. WITH THE POETS I face the worst that winter brings, with love beside the fire! LOVE DREAMS McCarthy The pride of autumn fades away on wooded vale and hill. The vale are growing graver and the night is darker on chill. Then, hey for home, and happy eyes, and joy that never tie! Well, we will win! O, sweet as youth the springtime was, and fair were summer's bowers, and fair were summer's glores of autumn's golden hours With the sunlit days we saw their sunlit days retire. But winter brings us back again to the door against the blast, and so bolt the door against the blast, and let the cheerful blaze in. Mine, and let old of old days, Of days old of days, in me the dream of young desire, When love beside the fire! Send the folks at home a box of our own make of chocolates. Let them judge just how good a quality of cake they like. Confectionery, Wiedemann's—Adv WANT ADS FOR RENT "one modern room for boys, 825 Missouri. Call 2764J, DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. General Practice. 801-246-7550. House and office phones 801-246-7550. FOR RENT - Room for boys. Inquire 1140 Tennessee. 33-5 LOSH–Carbon twypermethyl copper cis- t-alcohol B.1358 serine pyrophosphate cis- tral carboxylate LOST -Sigma Delta Chi pin on campus. Initials "R. E." on back. Return to Kansan office. Reward. 34.3 PROFESSIONAL CARDS G, W. JONES, A. M, M. D. Disease of Adenoma of the Testis. Residence 1254 Oglio St., Both phone, 304-876-9111 KELEBR BOOK STORE ... 923 Mass writer and school supplies. 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Business College Lawrence, Kansas. trains young people for good paying positions as bookkeepers, stenographers, cashiers, commercial teachers, court reporters, and private secretaries. We prepare students for civil service examinations and our graduates secure entry into law firms. Call us at 800-746-2955 or log in to Catalog or Request. Address, Lawrence Business College, Lawrence, Kansas. COAL COAL COAL We are Lawrence's Coaling Station GIBSON'S MILL Phones 23 PARKER LUCKY CURVE FOUNTAIN PENS at the Hess Drug Store 742 Mass. A. G. ALRICH Printing, Binding, Engraving K Books, Loose Leaf Supplies Fountain Pens, Inks, Typewriter Stamps Mr. Bear Stamps 744 Mass. T. Lawrence Pantatorium Hats Cleaned and Blocked. Tailors, Cleaners, and Dyers of Baths, Gent's Fashion Both Phone Numbers 12. W. 9th St. 424 Griffin Coal Co. FUEL CONKLIN PENS are sold at McCulloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. 112 West 7th. St. A good place to eat Johnson and Tuttle 715 Mass. St. Established 1895 A. MARKS & SON Lawrence Watches, Diamonds, Jewelry, Silver- ware and Cut Glass our specialties. We do repairing and guarantee our work. 735 Mass St. The Brunswick-Balke Bowling Alleys for KANSAS MEN Across From Carroll's. Citizens State Bank Deposits Guaranteed The University Bank Why Not Carry Your Account Here? Kennedy Plumbing Co. All kinds of electrical shades Student Lamps, National Main Lamps, Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Ete. Phones 658 937 Mass. Peoples State Bank Capital and Surplus $88,000.00. "EVERY BANKING SERVICE" COAL Now is the time to order your winter's coal. A full line kept in stock. W. D. GWIN Phones 370 Mrs. Ednah Morrison Gowns and Fancy Tailoring I cater especially to the trade of University women. Prices reasonable. 1146 Teh. St. Bell 1145J. Kennedy & Ernst HARDWARE and ATHLETIC SUPPLIES 826 Mass. St. Phones 341 PROTSCH The Tailor MRS. EMMA D. SCHULZ Fancy dresses of all, descriptions also tailored suits and remodeling 917 Mass. St. Between Kress' and Woolworth's. 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