UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the Univer- Harry H. Morgan ... Editor-in-Chief Helen Patterson ... Society Editor Helen Patterson ... Society Editor BUSINESS STAFF William Cady ... Business Manager William Allen ... Assistant William Allen ... Assistant NEWS STAFF Eugene Dyer Chicago Center H. Kendrick Paul Pigeon Paul Flage Bill Gardiner Bill Gardiner Wilbur Fischer Marjorie Rickard Bob Reed Bob Reed Alfred Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mat- ter. Received in September, 1985. Cansas, under the act of March 8, 1989. Published in the afternoon five times this week. The address of the department of journalism is 415 N. 8th St., New York, NY 10026. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the students ther than merely printing the text. The University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be courageous; to leave more problems to wiser heads; in all, to understand; to satisfy the students of the University. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER 25. 1916 THE Y. M. CAMPAIGN Education, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great equalizer of the conditions of men—the balance law of the social machinery—Horace Manning. Tomorrow at noon the Y. M. C. A. 12-hour campaign to raise $2,800 will start. A committee of 200 students will solicit every man in the University by tomorrow at midnight. Are you planning to do your share? The Y. M. C. A. is one of the best organizations on the hill and if you haven't derived any benefits from it it is your own fault. Worth while meetings for men each week, the employment bureau, and the gospel teams are some of the things conducted by the association which merits every man's support. There are many sailors on the ship of humanity, but few helmsmen. OUT IN THE COLD The rain drizzled and dipped off of hats and raincoats while students shivered and slipped off of the walk into the mud waiting patiently for street cars at the gymnasium yesterday. The need of a shelter house was never more apparent. It was necessary for many students to remain crowded into the hallways and entrance to the Administration building, obstructing the progress of others entering and leaving. But no one blamed them. BETTING AGAINST K. U. An inexpensive shelter along the tracks would eliminate the crowding at the entrance of the Administration Building and would save many hats, suits, dresses, shoes and tempers from total ruin. BEETING AGAINST R. C. With the K. U. team making good progress on the gridiron comes Dame Rumor with the report that a few of the fans are displaying their loyalty to the University and confidence in the team by betting on the Aggies in Saturday's game. We hope that it is only rumor but such things have been done before and it is possible that a few "bum sports" may still be here. No greater disloyalty could be shown a team than by betting against it, no matter how large the odds are. But the men who are laboring each afternoon down on McCook should find some consolation in knowing that these disloyal ones are very few and that the student body is behind the team, "through thick or thin." And besides we hate to see any Kansas lose money by betting on a game when the odds stand as they do in Saturday's game. Not considering the matter of loyalty, we should think ordinary judgment would be a better guide than that. A STARVING PLEA "Let not the grass grow on the path of friendship." The call has come to us across the waters for assistance for a starving people. It is a cry of distress, an appeal of a hungry person to one who has plenty. It means that you are asked to give up one or more movies—that you are to be given an opportunity to share a little of the good that is yours with thousands of starring people. It means that you are to extend your friendship from your own narrow circle to those masses who cannot approach you except through the pleas of their representatives. If those people were in your midst, or rather if you were in their midst, you would see and understand. Many of us fail to give because we fail to see. What we do not see we seem unable to appreciate. There are few who would pass a tarving kitten; is it not far more important that we heed the cries of a tarving people? THE NEW SOUR OWL The whole University greets with joy the announcement of the Owl Society that the Sour Owl is to be issued in a rejuvenated form this year. Magazines full of spice and life are published by all of the larger universities of the country and it will be a thing of credit to K. U. to have a publication which may be classed with the Cornell Widow, the Princeton Tiger, the Chaparral and others. Herecifico the Sour Owl has usually had for its purposes the magnifying of trivial happenings around Mount Oread, which has not always reflected the institution in the right light over the state. It has been an example of yellow journalism of the worst sort and did little more than make scandal out of campus occurrences by means of exaggeration. The University public awaits the first issue of the new Sour Owl with agerness. THE FASTIDIOUS PARISIANS! THE FASTIDIOUS PARISIAN! Women's styles are as interesting as ever this year. This is the 6920th season for them, and they are getting more clever and more unique at every stage in their history. A complete study of them would be a life job. A course in The Progress of Women's Fashions would cover as much ground as the history of common law or the development of social theory, but it would be far more interesting and entertaining. What great sport it would be to trace the evolution of women's styles from the loose-leaf system invented and patented by Eve to the "wait-for-me-Lizzie" effects of the present age. Probably the most wonderful transition has been that from the hoop skirt to the present keg affair without hoops. Sometimes the women wear polkadot waists so loud that, when matched with a blue serge suit, the soprano section drowns out all the rest. At other times, salamander-like, they wear everything—shoes, stockings, dresses, hair ribbons—all of the same color. But this isn't meant as a criticism of the fair sex. Men sometimes wear vivid green or yellow shirts, with socks to match and decorate their shirt-fronts with neckwear that looks like a cross section of a rainbow. CHILI-AN MINING Have you found NITRATES yet, my dear? It was in Brick's one winter night- Two girls were feeling silly like they were stuck in a trap. Motor and the girl motors with you; walk and you walk alone—Log "Who's that old pedder over there?" "Oh, that's an economics prof who too to a flies in Wall Street." -Yale Ecole Al—Why are you down on Phi Beta Kappa? LEVITY WITH THE GRIND I hear they're found in CHILI." Jeff–Well, don't you think they a bit exclusive?*joo-d-o'LAN- tern. "No, Ah didn't know of your moth cr-in-law's death and read the dak." "Ah didn't put dat under 'Funeral' Nicees'; dat went under 'Public Impro- vement'. So Sweet of Him The man didn't mind. She thought he was kind— For she was only his Sr. There was a handsome young Mr. Who met a maid and he Kr. —Princeton Tiger. IN COLLEGE AND OUT For she was only his Sr. How much does a man's importance in college indicate as to the place he will assume in the world after graduation? Some say it is an absolutely accurate measure, but now and then one has doubts aroused regarding the truth of this. The Independent has an account of the college careers of Woodrow Wilson, Princeton '79, and Charles Evan Hughes. Brown '81. Hughes was an underdeveloped youngster who entered college as a sophomore at the age of 16, acquired the reputation of a grind and took all the scholastic honors to be had. He became a student expected him to settle down into the seclusion of a cobwebby study after graduation. Today both men are candidates for the presidency. Both have risen to their eminence by the manner in which the term has appealed to the public mind. More or less of an opposite type was Wilson—player on the baseball team, brilliant student in his own world and a master of scientific science, but not in other lines, managing editor of the Princetonian prominent in student activities. He had much to have expected to find its setting, as it has, in the political world. With college careers widely different, both men in later life have achieved much the same kind of popularity and prominence. The answer? We aren't attempting to supply it. Ohio State Lantern CAMPUS OPINION Communications must be stained an evidence of good bish but names will not be published without the writer's consent COAT-RACKS IN AD AGAIN Throughout the winter the chairs and tables in the class rooms of the Administration Building serve as coat and hat racks. The student hangs his overcoat on the back of his chair, sits down on it, hangs his hat on his left hand, spills his books and papers on the floor with his right hand, rearranges them to the tune of the music he listens to from his professor, drops his Stetton on the dirty floor, and perhaps takes a few notes in between times. When he leaves, the overcoat looks as if he had slept in it, his hat as if he had used it for a vacuum cleaner, and his notebook as if he had jotted down a graph of the path of a runaway pig on its pages. On a rainy day the odor from wet garments, and from dirt gargling, and at all times the untidy appearance of the rooms during class is certainly not inspiring. The cost of a few rows of hooks, out in the halls, if nowhere else, would be little. As to spelling the appearance of the halls, it may be said that students spend more time in the classrooms than necessary for proper places for hats and coats, not only in the Administration Building but elsewhere in the University buildings, has existed for years. Perhaps it is not too much to hope that some time the proper authorities will recognize the need. A good deal of the power is with those who talk least. Listen to the ebb and flow of conversation round about you and ask yourself what difference it would make if most of it faded away to nothing. From any large gathering talk rises like smoke when there are those who are by no means facile in talk, in which are nevertheless quick and clear eyed and able to perform. Those who talk fast and much are open always to the suspicion that they let it all end then and there. Let no man mourn if he is denied the gift of eloquence. His work of wisdom perhaps outpaces and outdoors the man who speaks from the place that he has made. His life is behind his counsel. His character validates and verifies his opinions—Philadelphia Ledger. THE POWER OF SILENCE "Mr. Blank should have risen and picked up the paper instead of letting the lady bring it to him. It would have been a chance for action," she offered one critical "Begabos!" said Pat, as he cut the grass in the cemetery, "it isn't every man that has four thousand men under him!"—Lamb. The play had just been given and the drama in dramatic criticism was picking up. "Oh no, he shouldn't," piped up another. "She's his wife." Being Natural He's a Poet—But It's Not His Fault He sits by the hour and racks his brain. He composes things that are inane, that are pretentious, that are ill-meaning. If 'b' pays you $, I go nonsense, I must.' -Boston Transcript. A very poet sign. That's easy. Drop into a store Dead Quiet "Oh, where can rest be found?" A weary poet sighs. that's easy. Drop into a store. That doesn't advertise. Wrathful Reecruit: "Ere, wot did you send idiot in year of the Caledon feral." Astonished Sergeant: "Why, it ain't a secret, is it?"-McGill Daily. As it is, one of the greatest disappointments of a University career is to be forced to leave after a four years' stay here on the campus, realizing how little you have dipped into the vast store of knowledge and entertainment contained in the thousands of volumes. You read the work assigned by your instructors, and then it is time to go to class or to lunch or to bed—or some other place not so important. YOU AND THE LIBRARY How fine it would be if one could spend as much time as he wished in this room. The shelves are there awaiting you, but so many other things are calling. Maybe it is not always a matter of lack of time. Perhaps it is sometimes merely giving the available time to rival matters. DAWN WITH THE POETS In the spare moments of four years you should be able to make good use f the Library. Why not try figuring your time a little more closely? -Ohio State Lantern DAWN By George B. Logan, Jr. his radiant sunshine so adorning this majestic cliff, the brilliant the ancient day stands every morning in her face. This day the new-born world hath been born. Within his mantling arm of white, he wields a sword. To walk among the stars in light. Risen with laughter unto leaping. Rilson with laughter unto leaping, and the old old day comes up from sleep. The old old day comes up from sleep. The curtain of the night is patted in. In spotted garments ways uncharted In spotted garments ways uncharted Slow speechless music robed in splen- der mg. Fresh as a flower, for new emprise. The deep sky sings eternally, With childlike wonderment to rende With childlike wonderment to render Its own unweared symphony. Reborn between the great suns spin- ning Forever where men's prayers ascend And the beginning hath no end. And the beginning hath no end. "Good morning; have you used Pear's soap?" "No; I'm not rooming with Pear and "—Yale Record. The folks at home would be glad to know that you're eating Brinkman's fresh, wholesome bread and pastry.—Adv. When you buy a shoe you have it fitted and you take it because it looks well and feels comfortable. But a careful selection of your corset is much more important. You must feel comfortable — and your corset must form a fashionable smooth base for your gown. are designed with infinite care for every type of figure, and naturally the best of fabrics, boning and other materials is used in their design, for they are high class corsets. Back Lace Front Lace But a Redfern is not an indulgence. It is a healthful safeguard. You will find it all you expect the best corset to be—comfortable, fashionable and serviceable. From Three Dollars Up For Sale By Innes, Bullene & Hackman --- THE JILTED FUSSER'S LAMENT (The New York Times (N.Y.) LAB.) S is for the suppers that I bought her, U is for the unkind words she spoke, C is for the candy that I bought her, K is kale I've spent and now I'm broke, E is everything I've done to please her, *n* is auto rides that we have seen; Put them all together they spell "sucker." A kind of fish I've always been. —C. T. Lowell in Minnesota Daily. WANT ADS LOST-Black patent leather purse for about four by six inches, containing watch and cheek box. Reward for business office at Ubait business Office. 30-3 FOR RENT - one modern room for BOYS. 825 Missouri. Call 27641. BUS. LOST—Leather note book I. P No. 505, in basement of Snow Hall Friday afternoon. The noter book nose the tree. New item for reward. R. C. Hepler. 1233 Oread. R. C. Hepler. 1233 Oread. LOST-24 Brownie Folding Kodak, at Cameron's Bluff, on hill south of Spring, Oct. 21. Finder please notify George Beebe, 1336, Tenn. 31-8* 1504W. FOR RENT—Room for boys. Inquire 1140 Tennessee. 33-5 PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. General Practice DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office and office phone 809. Home 809. G, W JONSEN, A, M. M. D. Diseases of Alopecia. 2014. Philadelphia: Saunders Residence 1304 Bath. Both phphs. DR. H. REDING F. A. U. Building fitted. Hours 2 to 6. Both phones 513. CLASSIFIED Printing KELEER'S BOOK STORE. 232 Mass. writer and school supplies. Paper by writing paper. FORNEY SHOE SHOP. 1017 Mass. St. Don't make a mistake. All work must be completed by you. B. H. DALE, Artistic job printing Both phones 202, 1027 Mass. WE MAKE OLD SHOES INTO NEW shoes to set results. 1342 Ohio Printing, Binding, Engraving K Books, Loose Leaf Supplies Fountain Pens, Inks, A. G. ALRICH Typewriter Papers, Rubber Stamps 744 Mass. St 744 Mass. St. WILSON'S The Popular Drug Store Toilet Articles Good Things to Eat and Drink Established 1865 A. MARKS & SON Jewelers Watches, Diamonds, Jewelry, Silver ware and Glass our specialties. We do repairing and guarantee our 735 Mass. St. The Brunswick-Balke Bowling Alleys for KANSAS MEN Across From Carroll's. Citizens State Bank Deposits Guaranteed The University Bank Why Not Carry Your Account Here? Kennedy Plumbing Co. Kennedy Plumbing Co. All kinds of electrical shades Companies, National Mazda Lamps, National Plugs, Sockets Phone 615 284-1777 197 Mez Phones 658 Peoples State Bank Capital and Surplus $88,000.00 Tailors, Cleaners, and Dyers of Ladies' and Gents' Fine Clothing. Both Phone 506 12 W. 9th St. Lawrence Pantatorium "EVERY BANKING SERVICE" Hats Cleaned and Blocked. Griffin Coal Co. FUEL 112 West 7th. St. CONKLIN PENS are sold at COAL COAL COAL We are Lawrence's Coaling Station GIBSON'S MILL Phones 23 McCulloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. College Inn Barber Shop PARKER LUCKY CURVE FOUNTAIN PENS at the Hess Drug Store 742 Mass. Closes For All Home Football Games. Foot of 14th Street Hill. BERT WADHAM A good place to eat Johnson and Tuttle 715 Mass. St. Now is the time to order your winter's coal. A full line kept in stock. COAL W. D. GWIN Phones 370 Mrs. Ednah Morrison Kennedy & Ernst HARDWARE and Gowns and Fancy Tailoring I cater especially to the trade of University women. Prices reasonable. 1146 Teen. St. Bell 1145J. ATHLETIC SUPPLIES 826 Mass. St. Phones 341 PROTSCH The Tailor MRS. EMMA D. SCHULZ Fancy dresses of all descriptions also mimic modelling 917 Mast, St Between Kress' and Woolworth's. MARLEY 2½ IN. DEVON 2¼ IN. ARROW COLLARS 15 cts. each, C for DO cts. CLUETT, PEADODY & CO., INC. MAKERS The mum season is on and the Flower Shop can supply you. PHONE 621 CORRECT STATIONERY We have the best the market affords. When you think of writing think of WOLF'S BOOK STORE, 919 Mass. St. DICK BROS.. DRUGGISTS A trade so large that our stock is always pure and fresh. We want to know K. U. men and women better. Where the cars stop -sikh and Mass. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business.