973 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the Univer- Harry H. Morgan Editor-in-Chief Roger M. Berman Society Edition Helen Patterson Society Edition EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF william Cady ... Business Managers William A. Allen ... Administrators NEWS STAFF Eugene Dyer Cedar Cove He Kendrick Paul Flagg Paul Flagg Hugh Gardiner Paul Flagg Subscription price $2.00 per year it advance; one term, $1.75. Wilbur Fischer Marjorie Rickard Jonny Bob Reed Jack Carter Stephen Stattered as second-offense, mail mate of the defense, office at lawrooms, Karnas, under the supervision of the judge. Published in, the afternoon five nights ago. The writer's versio- ness of Kanaka, from the breeds of Musa. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone. Bell K. U., 55. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the class, in order that rather than merely printing the news by standing for it, he will play as favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courteous; to solve problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve the university to the best university. The University MONDAY, OCTOBER 23, 1916. SELF-CORRECTION Bear with yourself, but do not flatten yourself. Work effectually and steadily, your smile and without the impact of your faults. Be the correction of your faults—Fenclon. ADD YOUR MITE Hundreds of thousands of Armenians and Syrians are facing death today from cold, starvation and disease. Their land has been overrun twice by the barbarous Turks, who showed no mercy to the 2,000,000 Christians of Turkey, Persia and Syria. The invaders kidnapped the women and children and 850,000 Armenians were massacred or died of wounds, disease or starvation. And now to the United States, the only big Christian nation, not engaged in the European war, these suffering people look for aid to tide them over the coming winter. There is a national campaign for contributions to the relief fund now in progress all over the United States. Many prominent Americans are on the national committee, which attests to the worthiness of the cause and aid has been asked from the University of Kansas. This is the time of year when the landlades hover around, assuring you that it is still very warm. K. U. has never failed to do her part in a proposition of this sort. And she will not fail this time. The students and faculty members of the University contributed liberally to the Belgian relief fund and the cause of the Armenians and Syrians is just as worthy. THE PROVERBIAL MOTE IN THY EYE A good many people are prone to be telling others how to do this and how to do that, not to do this or not to do that. In fact they pretend to know everything, but when they get down to the real thing they usually "blow up." Would it not be better for all concerned if the adviser would conduct a little revolution at home before he started out on his reforming crusade? In other words, "burn the brush pile in your own back yard," then there will be some grounds for criticizing the neighbors. Do likewise with your fellow students and use a little judgment before you criticize. GET BEHIND THEM! In one of the city dailies there appeared recently a football story with the heading, "Jayhawkers with their backs to the wall." This may be the truth, but we fight! We have lost our last two games and, to some, the chances for a winning team look slim. We lost the first game to Illinois, one of the most powerful teams in the West. The second to Ames—who, according to football experts, has one of the greatest eleven in the Valley. It is far from being a disgrace being beaten by these two teams. In both games the team put up a good fight. Our men may not all be the best players in the world—but they are down there on McCook every afternoon putting in several hours in an attempt to give Kansas a winning team. To them fall the hard knocks and the hard work. Is it fair for the rooters to lay down when things look dark? The glory of life does not consist in being on top all of the time, but in being able to arise after each fail. Now is the time for you to get down to business and show whether or not we have the "abdominal stability." If we haven't interest enough to get out and push harder than ever, we don't deserve to have a winning team. The team and the coaches are doing their part and now is the time for us to do ours. VITAL QUESTIONS Is your county club organized? What part do you intend to take in *is* activities? Do you intend to attend its meetings regularly? Is your club going to be a live number or just one of the big-feed-at Christmas type? Ever hear of the mill tax? Do you know what it means for the University? What is the attitude of your club toward it? Is your club "working on" you state legislators? Does it intend to invite them to its holiday banquet? Does it expect to make a lot of friends for the University and the mill tax? Now really did you ever get a vote or convince a voter that K, U, needs in independent income? Do you intend to? If not, what sort of a student are you not to have any loyalty for K. U. and what sort of a county club do you hope to have if all the members are just like you? Matches may be made in heaven, but the University furnishes its share. —Indiana Daily Student. THEN—AND NOW! A pair of pretty blue eye And a pair of brown, Chanced to meet. That's all. This handsome youth And the pretty maid Walked along. That's all. Every night they met; They were both in love— Perfect bliss. That's all. Now things are changed; Life's no more a dream— Grown up. That's all. LEVITY WITH THE GRIN Now once a young man from Calia his home for the war far awaits They expect him to come down in Mais. — Princeton Tiger. Clerk—Cornflakes or the Cosmo- molitan? — Champrall. Customer—Have you any good nutty cereals? When the enemy popped In a cannon he hopped; Larynx—Me? No! But everything else did. Chaparral. Pharynx–Did you come up on the boat yesterday? Stude I—How many courses are you going to flunk this semester? Well, I'm carrying five- Chapurrell. He—Was he on his knees when he pronounced? "DUMM- HMM! 'Tell HeaP you Tomm- Why, doesn't he know it? Tiger." The host—it's beginning to rain would better stay to dinner. "Doggone, if germany licks England I suppose we'll be smoking Kaiser Wilhelm tobacco instead 'o Deine Albert. Dean States Fourth." On, I had to laugh. I wasn't eve in the submarine. Neither was Jin and when we asked the Kaiser whispered that he had been bleship, he said, "U'Z-Froth." The guest—Oh, thanks very much, but it's not bad enough for that—I'll pass. "How did you cure yourself of walking in your shoe?" "Took carfare to bed with me." Yale Record. proposed She-No! I was!—Punch Bowl. Tommy—Oh, mother, look at that man! He's only got one arm. WHY WORRY? Does it pay? In the first place we don't have any time for it. Life is made shorter. Should anything be encouraged that shortens life? No. Most of us will agree that we as students are prone to sit and worry over a task given us to do. The task requires us to do the work. Wonder no so much electricity and mid-night oil are used by us. We worry over a problem or a theme until a late hour, then our nerves are all unstrove and we are not very well prepared for the work. On the other hand if we would take a short time for recreation, get busy at our work as will we would. It much works better. We are daily worrying and complaining and doing out sheaves of misery to the other fellow. Our hardship is a loss. Don't do it. It doesn't navy. We map our courses in college and perhaps for life. Many changes take place, but why worry about them? We never have won a battle and over, ever. Let us quit this fett and worry, Make the other fellow cherry, Meet our tasks with a smile, Show the world life is worth while Then we'll see some future day, Why all this worry does not pay CONCERNING GOOD FELLOWS Normal Student How often have we heard the defense, "He's a good fellow anyway," brought forward to excuse a man for any faults he may have? He does not need ambition, ability or exceptional force to meet with student favor. If he is a good fellow, all his failures in other respects are forgotten. Of course, it's nice to be pleasant and popular, and we all like to be considered as good fellows. But there are other things to consider. If Lincoln had been content to let his good qualities consist of more good manners and a caring duty every time we sent goods across the Mason and Dixon line, while congress would have about twenty senators less than it now has. CALL HIM "FATHER" We admire the good fellow right, but we like to see his pleasant disposition backed up by an inclination to do things.-Daily Illini. Boys, when you speak of your father don't call him "the old man." Of course you are older now than when you were taught to call him father. You are much smarter than you were then, you are much more intelligent than you were better, your hat has a modern shape and your hair is combed differently. In short "fier" than you were then Our father has a last year's coat, a 2-year-old hat and a vest of still older pattern. He can't write such an elegant note as you can and all that, but don't call him the "old man." Call him father. For years he has been rustling around to get things together, working on his craft with mall of phail industry and the brightest half of life has gone from him forever. But he loves you, though he goes along without saying much about it, therefore be not so ungrateful.—Spokane Sportman Review. There is always one type of student in the university who paves a sure way to success. They are the ones who do the odd jobs such as chopping wood, moving lawns or clothing items, carrying goods that include business and self reliance, making them prepared in the schooling of the world. THE SUCCESSFUL "An American went into a French café and came out a Russian." -Cornelius "Horrible mixup down the street." "Howzat?" WITH THE POETS But that within its wonderness I see my mother's eyes; A rover of the wide world, when ye my heart was young far 'o'er the distant seas; And never shine the dim stars but that I never watch the sun set adown th West side white And, oh, the promises she held of golden lands are great Away and back to olden lands an dreams of long ago. in the trees But that those houses have broken cash distrusted ones. MID WEEK AUGUST AT THE INNER downty nights. I've watch the Southern Cross abaxe But that there comes her broken can far 'ar o the distant sea; there I saw. That I would be a wondered for ever, evermore. A river of the wide world, I've seen the Northern lights VISIONS I never hear the West wind sob softl in the trees The sea came whispering to me in well beloved tongue; both tails dangle beautifully boy-heart and tilded nine eyes with dream I've watch the Southern cross albae ou ambling, sunny lands. Arisaema palmatum. And yet I see the sun set, adown the Western skies And glimpse within the wondersmysm my mother's pleading eyes; Wonderful of yore. And if you be a wanderer for ever, evermore. Still wild unrest is scourging me, the Wanderist of vore. armed, heavily armed, armed sheltered, silver gauds; Still wild unrest in scourning me, the That vainly cloaks her broken call fan 'c'er the distant sens; ... And Wanderlust first luring me till neath the stars I awore them that shone for ever And still, when shine the dim stars, my wander heart would go to dream. And yet I bear the West wind so softly in the trees, broken, broken ca. of long ago. New York Evening Sun. She must possess a perfect temper not never raise her voice save in a song. What a man wants in a woman is somewhat as follows; She must be a splendid housekeeper and not require any servants. She must love children and be able to attend to them. MAN WANTS BUT LITTLE. She must be a fine musician and have a mind stored with all the intellect and wealth of ages, but must never get the idea that bubbly hasn't the superior intellect and doesn't know everything. She must be a dream of beauty. She must be an angel with the smile of a seraph and a great mass of magnificent hair, all her own. She must dress in the latest fashion, but spend no money in doing it. She must be interesting, elusive, gay, of deep religious nature, lively and warm. She is an intimate, fascinating, but a lover of homes and fireside, preferring the society of her husband to anything else on earth, but not worrying when she does not see him. That is all that most require- Philadelphia Evening Telegraph. Ease Up's Fables CRABS AND CRABBERS Once upon a time there was an old Grandaddy Crab who lived with Mrs. Grandaddy Crab in a mud bank on the river. All of the children crabs had grown up and moved into mud homes of their own. So these two old crabs used to sit out on their front door step and talk about their neighbors. They were always fit very well, so they weren't always in the best of spirits and envied other's good fortune. The more they talked about their neighbors the more faults they found until they soon were never saying a good thing about anyone, nor anyone about them. And just about this said "once upon a time," there was a town where people lived together, and when they came home, they began to talk about their neighbors. They run their pinchers into their friends and opened out all their faults but they were suffering from far-sightenedness and could not see below the surface, so they never a good thing in their neighbors. Because this was the very way the crab family lived, these people were called grouches and their methods, crabbing. FOR RENT—One furnished room at 1337 Kentucky street. 30-2 LOST-Black patent leather purse about four by six inches, containing watch and check book. 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