UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the Univer- EDITORIAL STAFF Wilbur A. Fischer...Editor-in-Chief Michael R. Assonetti...Associate Editor Edwin W. Bullinger...News Editor Henry Pegues...Assistant Editor Milton J. Anderson...Editor Don Daniell...Sports Editor BUSINESS STAFF William Cady ... Business Manager Candy Moore ... Manager William H. Allen ... Assistant NEWS STAFF Paul Brindleil Bradley Hearn Fardell Browne Alice Bowley Bob Reed Joe Bollig Courtney Flags Alfred Hill Engene Dye Diane Kendrick E. H. Kendrick Dorothy Brunton Joe Flags Cargill Sproull Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. written as second-class mail, mult- office use. Carson, Kansas, under the name M. M. M. M., May 1899. Published in. In the afterword, Five Ways to Worship the Holy Trinity, by Nathaniel Kronk from the press of HarperCollins. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas, Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate university to go further than merely printing the news. This requires University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be gentle; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to try to prepare students of the University. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1916 WATCH THE CLOCK! The greatest financial campaign is the history of the Y. W. C. A. is now in progress. It started at six o'clock Tuesday evening, and before the town clock struck eight nearly four hun dred dollars had been subscribed. Wednesday the hands of the Y. W. C. A. clock on Mount Oread had nearly reached the $450 mark, and now we shall watch it climb until the $1,800 necessary for the year's budg- get is raised. We know the value of the Young Womens Christian Association, and the good work that, they have done and are doing for the University of Kansas—but we do not support it as it should be supported. It is the duty of every young woman in the University to affiliate herself with this Christian organization, and to support it. Watch the Clock! AS OTHERS BELIEVE There are some students who believe the mill tax is unfair. They argue that with the price of wheat so high it is unjust to put an extra tax on the millers. Yearlings versus Varsity is the line-up for tomorrow. And it will be some scrap! The frosh will be after the Varsity's scalp, in revenge for all the hard knocks they have received in scrimages. And the Varsity will be out there to show the yearlings that "experience counts." It is to be a real game—a full-time battle-royal to the finish—and to the winners will come the laurels. Here is a chance for the freshmen to show up the upperclassmen in rooting. There has always been a great argument that it is the freshmen who do all the rooting at the football games. Let's see! Let's seel—Freshman, it's up to you to root for your class team. They'll have to fight hard to beat the Varsity—sophomores, juniors, seniors and others, it's up to you to get behind the Varsity and cheer them on. Let's all go out to McCook tomorrow afternoon and see the fight! "A Short History of the United States" is the title of the 884 paged text book used in Professor Davis' class in American history. Professor Davis justifies the title of the text, however, on the theory that a short man is often fat. THEY'RE WITH US! The state schools, and the candidates for the governorship of Kansas are in favor of the mill tax! The assurance that the heads of four out of five of the heads of the state educational institutions—and probably the fifth—are advocating the measure may surely be taken as an indication that the schools, and that the students in those schools, will fight for the mill tax. The Chancellor, and the students of the University have long been fighting for the adoption of this tax, which will assure a permanent income to all the state educational institutions. It is with the greatest of pleasure that we welcome the students and heads of the other schools as they enter the light for this good cause. "in union there is strength" is a time-worn adage. Nevertheless it will apply in this case. The students in all of our state schools come from a wide range of territory, and with everyone of them talking and writing, and writing and talking: "Mill Tax! Mill Tax! Mill Tax!" the real purpose of the measure will become known to all the people and the legislature of the state of Kansas . Students and educators of Kansas, let us do our best to give a truthful impression of the Mill Tax to all the people of the state; let us show what it will do for our schools—and let us fight for it until we get it! WELCOMING OUR SOLDIERS The men of Company M have returned to Fort Riley from the Mexican border. They are expected to be back on the Hill next Monday. We will be glad to see them back and the militiamen will enjoy being among old-time friends again. We should show our appreciation of the patriotism of these men who went to the border. Why not have at the next convoiation a "Soldiers Homecoming Day" program? Convocation day is the only time that all of the students can conveniently meet together. We can give the soldiers the "Crimson and the Blue" and a few "Rock Chalks." Perhaps, two or three of the militiamen will consent to tell us of their experiences in the service of the United States army. THE NEWS IN RHYME Prof. Burdick sprung an expose Of Chance's boyhood dream. An aecobat as long as that, I think would be a scream. The journalists will put themselsives Above the hoi polloi, And know each other for a brother By wearing corduroy. The Y. M. is campaigning hard To make the $ come: Let's ante, bo, and miss a show, It's worth it sure, then some. The freshies had a little smoke. Freshies had a little smoke. Soon comes the Owl, a rare old fowl, in glittering effulgence. The news this week is quite unique, (The truth is strange as fable); the news is a bit confusing. he p. c. ran an hour or more. Your cue! Go to it, Gabriel. THE LETTER HOME "Dear Dad: Was glad to hear from you." Have been too busy to write, I read my history through and And my algebra's a fright. I study most every night till one, The work here drives me mad, I don't have much time for fun, But my grades are not half bad. The mums are here in force. All kinds and all prices. Hope you and mother are feeling fine. Was by cannibals cooked and about to be ate; Young Silas McCaule of Kansas state, And brother still as thirty, But next time you send that letter But the deed wasn't did, for to tell the whole truth. Please don't forget that fifty." William. Even cannibals balked,—he was such a raw youth!—Chaparral. When Ragby asked her pap dear, He signed "R. S. V. P." Old Millorcs, tired of paying bills Stad. Take her, C. O. D." " THE FLOWER SHOP Pictures That Please made by people who know how The Loomas Studio 925 Mass Over Bell Bros. 20 Cents also Over Electric Light Office The Successor to Reynolds Bros. "HOT STUFF" season is on and we are offering the very best. After the show stop at Lawrence's THE best things in life are the commonest. Thar's plenty of friendships—plenty of sunshine—plenty of landscape-an' yo' can get VELVET at any tobacco store. "Salvation Joan" Edna May 7 Part Vitagraph The Celebrated Stage Beauty Tonight Only BOWERSOCK Assisted by Donald Hall; Bobby Connley, Dorothy Kelly IN The Victrola opens your door to all the music of all the world are—is there—room to pass these? Quoth the *Henry*, "Nevermore!" She can entertain her guests with stirring band music or superb instrumental solos, and can at will furnish the latest dance music to add to their enjoyment. She has at her command the world's greatest opera artists—always ready to oblige with their arias and concerted numbers. On these steps by lawyers haunted—tell us truly we implore—Is there—is there–room to pass thee? Tell us, tell us, we implore!” Old fashioned horrehound stick candy. Our own make, at Wiedemann's—Adv. "Scarlet," quoth they, "thing of evil, scarlet still if Ford or devil Wretched Henry, sent by envy, malice tailed thee here sahore! -V. T. M. C. E. Orelup, M. D. Specialist—Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. 90 per cent of all headaches are due to eye strain, cured by properly fitted eyeglasses. glued with plastic Bell phone 1700, Dick Building Successor to Dr Hammond. Adv. THE SCARLET HENRY Schulz says—'we're here to make clothes that will suit you.' Adv. Open then they fling the shutters, when with many a chug and splutter, Up there hoping a shining Henry of a scarlet-like fresh gore The hostess who has a Victrola in her home can entertain her guests regally. Not how much, but how good, quality first always. Our ice cream is absolutely pure. When too tired to come down town, remember you can get Wiedemann's cream at Lee's College Inn. Once upon a midday dreary, while they pondered weak and weary, O'er many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten law, they It's good, every drop of it. McNish's Acreated Distilled water.— Adv. Wouldn't you like a Victrola in your home? You can easily get one. There are various styles of the Victrola from $15 to $200, and terms can be arranged *so suit your convenience.* But with mien of lord or Blackstone, chugged before their chamber door. Stopped upon the steps of Knowledge, just before the lawyers' door, and then back into the room, where he lay. As of something gently chugging by their chamber door. "Tis some professor," they muttered, "tugging at our chamber door, While they nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a clunging, As of something gently obeying by their chamber door. O her many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten law, While they nodded nearly napping, suddenly there came a chugging G. W. Hamilton Mgr. BELL BROS.MUSIC CO. The Curtains of our Show Windows were raised this morning on a display of Fall Fashions of Unusual Beauty for Women That represent the newest and smartest Styles of this season. Tonight is Students' down town night. We want you to see them. The windows on the north side are just as attractive as those in front. Don't miss a window. We Will Pay $5.00 in Cash to the Young Woman in Kansas University who will bring in, not later than closing time, 10 o'clock Saturday night, Oct.21,the best "write up," descriptive of these windows.Limited to five hundred words. $2.50 for the second best description.