CNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the Univer- city of Kiev.
EDITORIAL STAFF
Wilbur A. Fischer...Editor-in-Chief
Atticus S. Hullinger...Associate
Edwin W. Hullinger...News Editor
Henry Pagues...Assistant Editor
Don Peterson...Sports Editor
Don Dauvall...Sports Editor
BUSINESS STAFF
William Cady... Business Manager
William H. Alen... Assistant
NEWS STAFF
Paul Brindel Eugene Dyer
Paul Brindel Conteo
Alice Bowley E. H. Kendrick
Bob Rees Jacqueline
Paul Flagg Paul Flagg
Alfred Hill Cargill Sproull
Alfred Hill
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ter to the U.S. Mail Bureau in Kansа, Kansas, under the act of March 19, 1867.
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Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas.
Phone, Bell K. U. 25.
The Daily Kanaan aims to picture the university of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the students of Kansas; to hold the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courteous; to solve problems to wiser heads; in all,
MONDAY, OCTOBER 16, 1916.
BEATEN—BUT NOT WHIPPED
The Jayhawker team was beaten at Ames. The score was in favor of the Ames Agies—but the K. U. men fought until the final whistle, and played like men every minute of the game.
The game is lost, but the season is not yet over—there is still a good chance for the Missouri Valley Championship. There are still our old enemies the Sooners, the Cornhuskers, and the Tigers to get revenge upon Our men have the fighting spirit, and will develop as the season grows older. The rooters are behind the team, win or lose. Let that be true throughout the entire season. That is the winning combination.
HEALTH IN THE UNIVERSITY
Defeated—BUT NEVER WHIP PED_that's the ideal of the Jay hawkers.
One of the most valuable services which the University offers to students is the free vaccine treatment against typhoid fever.
The words "Lawrence water" go without explaining. Health authorities deem anti-typhoid treatment one of the means of preserving health. Three cases which look like typhoid have been announced here.
An attack of typhoid of ten spails a good year on the Hill. Remember the old slogan, "Don't put off until to-morrow what you can do today." Take the vaccine treatment now.
At this time of the year when out-of-door sports, such as hikes and steak roasts, are popular, students should protect themselves against germs which often are found in wells, springs and streams.
CLEAN UP
There are many things on the campus that do not belong in the general scheme of a university. Of course the frush are trying their best to become a part of the general scheme of things on Mount Oread, and we will grant that the majority of the curriculum has a small place in University affairs. But seriously—how about all the trash that we find scattered about the campus?
Couldn't we lug that tobacco bag or that master theme or that "vote-for-me" dogger down the Hill and dump it into a waste basket? It is lots easier to toss little bits of paper on the walks and on the grass than to carry it away, but we should follow the example of smaller colleges and develop some personal pride in our own University campus.
UPHOLDING THE REPUTATION
U PROHOLDING THE REPUTATION K. U. girls have the reputation of being among the best dressers of the universities of the United States.
We can all see them climbing the hill toward Fraser and Green Hall, the girl whizling by in a high-power motor, her pretty jaws working automatically on a huge wad of chewing gum; the one in a gay green silk
party-dress, whose frowny locks are confined by a head-ache band completely "out" in Chicago a year ago; another, teetering up the hill on French-heeled satin pumps, with a goodly length of radiant, striped, silk hose exposed to view; the fair maid on a chilly autumn morning, whose shoulders, neck and arms are half bared and半 covered by the filimest of Georgietta blouses; the one who is an exact replica on a half-scale score of the latest edition of Vogue; and among all of these, is the wholesome lass in the handsomely tailored blue serge school dress and nobby little hat.
AS IT MIGHT BE
The sleepy calm of Lawrence is very conducive to mental effort. The war whoops of marrauding felines, the wails of much abused cornets, the yelps of angry pianos under the assaults of half-backed "rag" artists, and the horrors of military activities sometimes called the automobile burmese are not heard as in former years Pure intellect has an undisputed field.
Student (in Fraser); "Is Professor Blank in?"
Stenographer: "No, he just took the elevator up to the Mid-West aeroplane Transmission Company's deck button there if you wish to call him."
The students of K. U. will enjoy a holiday tomorrow in honor of John D. Rockaferell, who recently donated $100,000,000,000 to the University.
OUR K. U. POETS
A FRESHIE'S REVERIE
Oh, gosh, it's almost ten,
And that's the time.
And there is that warmth them.
That温度 history and English
Wait, the image has a bit of a weird margin on the right. It looks like it's cut off or just very small.
Let's look at the word "college". It's clearly visible.
The word "college" is likely in a font that matches the overall aesthetic of the image.
One more thing: the font style for "college" is quite similar to the font used for "law".
Maybe there's a typo in my transcription? No, it's clear.
The text is:
Tat temperature history and English
And reading by the ream.
Why can't I have a little fun,
And quit this awful grind.
-Go to a show or dance perhaps,
And have a good old time.
Wish I'd never come to school—
Hate it worse each day;
Everyone looks at you so funny.
Everyone looks at you so funny,
You never know what to say.
One thing I can only hope—
That a senior some day I'll be;
Then I'll show these fellows some
thing.
And theyll all look up to me. M.S.
IN MEMORIAM
(Lines dedicated to a mustache, which some naughty sophomores shaved off
I had a little moustache—
I had a fiddle moustache—
A friend so tried and true,
And everywhere that I went,
That moustache, he went too But now I'm feeling lonely;
But now I'm feeling lonely,
My closest friend is dead;
My closest friend is dead;
No more shell needs to bite
No more shall people see him In his place upon my head. H. H. P.
HER EYES TELL ME THIS
Ah, no! The kindness I saw there revealed
I looked into her melancholy eyes,
And wondered what they held in
DO YOU DRINK?
Could they be filled with villainies and lies,
and hes,
To wreck me on some barren shore?
I know she is a GENTLE COW.
R. T.
Was of another sort. And now,
With my rash judgment of her all
In LAWRENCE on the water, and in LAWRENCE in the river, that An itooses from the wells and through
CAMPUS OPINION
And though you may not think it—
Though we knock it and abuse it,
We are obliged to use it—
And though you may hot think it—
You are not supposed to drink it
If you would avoid a lot of aches and
pains.
Though we do it without pleasure, as you know.
So a shot in either arm
Will do you no great harm—
Since it's free it's well within your
reach.
For the Lawrence City Fathers
On this score can have no bothers,
Showing that in some things they are
muddy slow.
Communication must be signed up evidence of good faith but named not will be publishable.
There can be no doubt about it,
For the Kansan *e*'er does shout it
That our water and eyer go side by
each.
Showing that in some things they are mighty slow.
This question of our drinking Has set the great men thinking. Doctor Sundwall and the others daily "Have your water boiled and tested; See that germ work is arrested— And be inoculated right aww."
KANSAS FIRST!
I have been a Kansas rooter and football fan for nearly twenty years, and I am asking permission to draw attention to a few facts.
KANSAS FIRST!
Editor of the Daily Kansas
The cheerleaders are asking for suggestions, and new yellows. Why? The University of Kansas has a yell that is known from the Atlantic to the Pacific. It have heard it in Louisiana, Colorado, and other states, but he spoke of men from practically every state in the Union.
I attended the K. U.-Normal game, and this is what I heard: Yell for members of the team, yells for the team, nine rahs for ——; and not until close to the end of the first half did I hear any mention of the fact that the team playing on that field was Kansas!
Fifteen years ago, ten years ago, it was different. Perhaps once or twice during a game a yell would be given to a player as recognition of some particularly brilliant piece of work, but the point emphasized throughout the game was the fact that it was the KANSAS TEAM that did play. Players played well and did fine. But when that question? It was their duty to do it; it was expected of them. No man was worthy to play on that field if he did not give his best effort, and play the best game that was in him.
And therefore my suggestion is this; that the cheerleader let us hear the Kansas, and less about the individual on the K. U. team is recognition of the fact that they play good ball—they would not be there if they did
remain Yours very truly,
H. W. Chalkley,
Football Fan.
The University of Kansas owes nothing to the players, but they owe
A SAMPLE "PEP" EDITORIAL
Let us then all boost for Old K. U.
Should a man boost? If not, why?
not? Don’t mules boost? Don’t elephants?
Then, why not boost for
elephants? Then, all boost for
together. Then Old K. U,
will be thoroughly boosted—W. K.
HE'S ALWAYS JOLLY
Who is the jolliest man whose name appears in the columns of the newspaper? You will probably think we have in mind the cartoonist, or the editor of the funny page. No, it's the advertiser.
Do you ever read the advertisements? Why, of course you do. You are always looking for bargains, cut sales and other such things. Now, haven't you noticed how congenial and happy the advertiser seems to be? He is always making a sacrifice because the greatest that has ever been made on earth is America." The jolly real estate dealer hails you thus: "We will sell you land in the Ozarks where money grows on stumps — the only place on earth where you can live in comfort. All you need, to be a first-class farmer, is a blind mule, chain harring, lops-dipped cart, three "razor-backs," a few chickens, a mule cow, and a haunch dawg. We will invest in farming, go elsewhere to be skinned?" Conversely, We make a speciality of setting up estates for widows and orphans—I. Ketchum & U. Skinnum Co."
Even the painter in the advertisements is as clean as a pin, with a smile on his face as bright as the face as is spreading paint like a machine.
The pious doctor advertises the fact that he has just discovered a new cure-all remedy. He is not pestering you, but it will "cure humility, goat, catachism, plurisex, neuralgia, catarhism, pleurisy, neuralgia, catrarhism, or any other disease, without pain or the aid of a knife. Guarantee to kill or cure or you get your money back." Give it free! Send three dollars, and the remedy will be mailed at once."
Even the woman who is using the new floor dressing smiles like a sermaph on pay day, as she wears out the floor with her knees.
DISTRICT
No one likes to tell anyone else to take a bath. We have a thing of reluctance in what we are about to say. Keep the university district clean! We are convinced that it is easy to keep the lawns and the yards light, but we also know how hard it is to ever get cleaned up if things are too good to go stevenly along at first.
Oh, yes, the advertiser is the greatest optimist living.
WANT ADS
A CLEANER STUDENT DISTRICT
FOR ENTERTAINMENT-One large room, reason-
able rent. 1339 KC. Tel. 258J2. J2 5
The educational center of the state should be a model so far as cleanliness and general sanitary conditions are concerned. The educational center should always been such a model in the past, a new year, and we are going to hope for better things. Keep the back yard neat; pick up loose pieces of paper; take a little pride in the lawn; continue the rushing season neatness. It is just as easy, and things will look so much better. Daily Illini.
FOR SALE - A piano with Cecilian
piano player, price reasonable.
Bob Williams
LOST—Ring, also rain coat. Reward.
Address "L", this office. 26-23
FOR RENT - Front room for boys at 1325 Ky. Mrs. Hargelt 25.2
FOR SALE—K. C. Star route. Must have cash and take possession immediately. See Sturtevant, Bell phone 1067. 26-2
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, General Proc.
160 to 4000 House and office phone,
160 to 5000 House and office phone.
G, w JONES, A, m M. M. D. Diseases of
Acoustics 26, pp. 381-391
B, both phones. Residence 124,
Both phones.
R. H. REDING F. A. U. Building.
R. H. REDING F. A. U. Building.
titted. Hours 2 to 9. Both phone 513.
titted. Hours 2 to 9. Both phone 513.
KEELERS BOOK STORE. 239 Mass
writers and school supplies. Paper by
writer and school supplies. Paper by
Printing
B. H. DALLE, job printing
Both phone, 202, 187, Mass.
CLASSIFIED
FOREINY SHOP 1019, 1017 Mass. St.
FOREINY SHOP 1019, 1017 Mass. St.
All world
guaranteed.
Shoe Shop
Printing
WE MAKE OLD BOOKS INTO NEW
places to get results. 1242 Ohio St
Citizens State Bank Deposits Guaranteed
The University Bank Why not carry your account here?
Mrs. Ednah Morrison
Gowns and Fancy Tailoring
I cater especially to the trade of
University women. Prices reasonable.
1146 Tenn. St.    Bell 1145J.
THEATRE VARSITY
Today and Tomorrow Blanche Sweet
IN "The Storm" A Play With a Big Punch.
The Woodstock silent invisible typewriter.
HERE IT IS
Let us send you one of these machines on free trial. You will be under no obligations. A special introductory price just like rent of three dollars.
Morrison and Bleisner Phones 164 701 Mass.
A K. U. Food Factory for Kansas Men and Women
It's been in operations for years.
It's the largest patronized of any K.U. house.
Because
Its service is clean and quick. It employs K.U. students. Its prices are right.
AND ALSO BECAUSE
It's on the Hill and "Just a Step From the Campus."
A. G. ALRICH
BRICKEN'S OREAD CAFE
Printing, Binding, Engraving
K Books, Loose Leaf Supplies
Typewriter Papers, Rubber Stamps
* 744 Mass. L.
THE best things in life are the commonest. Thar's plenty of friendships—plenty of sunshine— plenty of landscape—an' yo' can get VELVET at any tobacco store.
Students Shoe Shop
R. O. Burgert, Prop
1107 Mass. Street Lawrence, Kansas Work and Prices Always Right We also Repair and Cover Parasols
WILSONS'
Good Things to Eat and Drink
The Popular Drug Store Toilet Articles
112 West 7th. St.
Griffin Coal Co.
FUEL
College Inn Barber Shop
Closes For All Home
Football Games.
Foot of 14th Street Hill.
BERT WADHAM
Established 1865
A. MARKS & SON
Watches, Diamonds, Jewelry, Silver-
ware, Glass our specialties.
We repair, polish, and restore
work.
735 Mass. St.
PROTSCH The Tailor
Peoples State Bank
Capital and Surplus $88,000.00.
"EVERY BANKING SERVICE"
ATHLETIC SUPPLIES
826 Mass. St. Phones 341
MRS. EMMA D. SCHULZ
Fancy dresses of all descriptions,
also tailored suits and
remodeling
917 Mass. St.
Between Kress' and Woolworth's.
Kennedy & Ernst
HARDWARE
and
ATHLETIC SUPPLIES
Mass St. Phone 84
Kennedy Plumbing Co.
Lawrence Pantatorium
Tailors, Cleaners and Dyers of Ladies' and Gents' Fine Clothing Both Phones 506 12 W.9t St. Hats Cleaned and Blocked.
All kinds of electrical shades,
Student Lamps,
National Mazda Lamps,
Cord, Sockets, Socket, Etc.
Phones 658 397 Mass.
Coal Coal Coal
We are Lawrence's Coaling Station.
Gibson's Mill
Phones 23
CONKLIN PENS
are sold at
McCulloch's Drug Store 847 Mass.
Parker Lucky Curve
Fountain Pens
at the
Hess Drug Store
742 Mass
COAL
Now is the time to order your winter's coal. A full line kept in stock.
W. D. GWIN Phones 370