UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
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Published in, the afternoon, five
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birth of Kalyan from the press of
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The Dally Kangan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the students ther than merely printing the news by standing for the deals and presenting their favorite; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be gregarious; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to identify with the students of the University.
OPENING CONCERT NUMBER
WEDNESDAY, OCT. 11, 1916.
The doors will soon be opened. Yes, tomorrow night the doors of the gymnasium will be opened to the students and others who are going to hear Martinelli, the great Italian tenor.
Tomorrow night the best concert course in the history of the University starts with one of the finest singers who has ever been before the students of K. U. Never before have we had the opportunity of hearing such artists as are in this course—from the first fall number, Martinelli, to the great Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra in the spring.
The students of the University are taking interest in the course this year, but not as much as they should. Perhaps they do not realize the importance of music in their education. Perhaps they do not realize the importance of the stars who are in these eight concerts.
ANOTHER GOOD RECIPE
Do not miss the opening number to-morrow night—Martinelli, the great Italian tenor, in Robinson Gymnasium.
The University cook made some broth one day. He first cut up some beef and put it on the gridiron, then he put in some brains to give it the proper flavor, spruced it with pepper, and boiled it for a long time, and when it was done he called it a football team.
OUR CHEERLEADERS
There are to be no dates at our football games. We have a right to be proud of this reform, and its results are bound to be gratifying. However, we have just begun,—there are other ways in which we can aid our cheerleaders in making our rooting the standard of the Missouri Valley—the model to be followed by all of its schools.
Suggestions, coming from the grandstand and dictating what yellows we should be led in, are decidedly out of place. We have elected our cheerleader and have made a wise choice,—that, I believe to be the opinion of every man on the Hill. Now, it is our duty to subdue personal desires and follow the opinions of our leader, as to what we shall yell, and when.
Cheerleaders are human and we must overlook their mistakes as much as possible. They fill a difficult position, and fill it well. They will appreciate constructive suggestions when made through the campus opinion of the Kansan, or in personal conversation,—so, if anyone has suggestions, let him choose one of these means of conveying it to the cheerleaders, instead of attempting to "ball them out" at the games.
THE MILL TAX—WHAT IS IT?
THE MILL TAX—WHAT IS IT?
It's a peculiarity of man that he votes very consistently at the dictation of his pocketbook. Consequently it be hooves every student of the University, if he wishes to help push for the Mill Tax and an independent University, to become thoroughly familiar with the central working plan of that tax.
The voters of the state of Kansas will not be convinced by any slip-shoot arguments from a crowd of school-boys. They want facts and reasons. To be simple—they must be educated to this important idea before they will take an aggressive stand for its adoption.
The Mill Tax, if secured, must take the form of an amendment to the state constitution saying that the legislature may levy a permanent tax for the use and benefit of the state educational institutions, and apportion among and appropriate the same to the several institutions. This tax will continue in force until changed by statute, but contains nothing that will prevent any such further appropriation as the needs of the institutions shall at any time require.
The institutions affected by this bill will be: the University, the State Agricultural College, and the several normal schools. As can easily be seen from the bill, such a tax must originate in the legislature before it can be laid before the people of the state
Primarily, the Mill Tax will relieve the legislature of the task of making their biennial appropriations, will give the schools a steady and permanent income, will provide a flexible system of finance to meet the needs of changing conditions, and, above all, will prevent the mad scramble for appropriations which is now necessary. State institutions of learning must be divorced from the political hemings and hawings of the state-house legislators if they are to expand naturally with the growth of the state. The Mill Tax is the best solution now offered. Boast for it.
A certain well-known cafe is suddenly becoming popular with the fair ex since it has been suggested that he football training table be installed here.
RECIPE FOR A HEALTHFUL NIGHT
Turn the grinder crank for a few quiet hours, open the windows, turn out the light.
OUR K. U. POETS
GREAT CAESAR!
Caesar was a movie star;
Led the Roman legions
Past the busy camera man Into Gallic regions.
Filmed them on their march through Gaul;
As he put the Gauls to rout Chased them to the ocean. Wanted to perpetuate
wanted to perpetuate For all time and nations
For all time and nations
His achievements in that
His achievements in that war, And his aspirations.
And his aspirations.
But just then a fleeing Gaul
Saw the operator.
Smashed the camera with one blow— Gone a moment later.
Thus was lost to us today Cooper's nine real feature
And the children learn of him From a Latin teacher.
"The boys all swear and smoke."
"They spend their time in living
up."
Then write their dads, they're
broke."
'They waste the State's cold money.' So all the papers say
ULTRA BLUE RAYS
"There ain't no work at Kansas."
"It's住, a force, and raiz."
So all the papers say "The life they lead is awful."
There isn't no work as Khanna.
"It's just a farce and play."
Thought good times was the pro gram
It's: "Read the whole blamed li brary."
And studies weren't much.
But good times, well there ain't none
So I thought I'd have it easy-
Take all the soap and such
About this sinful, shameful, wicked life
And; "Outline this and that."
I'd like to be a K. U. Law Away up on the Hill
And good times at K. U.-M. E.
An' growl about your cussedness,
When they've nothing else to do
Until you are black and blue;
An' growl about, your nakedness
When they've nothing else to do When I go home I'll tell 'em
With nothing in the world to do But
An' then the fellows whale you Until you're black and blue;
just sit
There was an old maid from Duquesne
who married a wealthy old swinee;
still.
They marched down the aisle In true wedding staile
And the minister stepped on the tresne.
CAMPUS OPINION
Communication must be signed as evidence of good faith but names will not be published.
Editor or the Daily Kaiser!
For a love of lakes like lee's new book, he is author and novel and that will last. The old schools have scabs of them and old ones at that. If we don't ever start them they never will grow. The night shirt parade is one of our best and shows the "pep". Everybody looks forward to it. Why not get a few more? Freshman-Sophomore contests are good. Anything that is oprical或amusing is good.
HE WANTS TRADITIONS
Editors: the Dolly Parsons
RESCUED FROM SCRAP-BASKET
Fellow Student;
You are an ignorant judge of human welfare. (This does not apply to students who have secured tickets for the concert course, but it does refer to all others.) You are an intellectual sham. You come here to laugh if you find yourself in that important possession, artistic tenement.
You are a lop-sided critic. You delve all day in the unearned increment, Kant's theory of knowledge, and the fourth dimension; and then you neglect that high and noble phase of life secured through the appreciation of art. So why are you hypocrite. You disguise yourself as an intellectual being; and yet you don't know a Bach fugue from a piece of pousy plaster. You have been indulging in these barbarous raptime tunes, and it is high time to recuperate from this pathological state. You must grace left in which to do it. The first number on the concert course is tomorrow night.
MISTAKES THAT HELP
Dear Artistic: We're with you— Editor.
Can't appreciate this high-fangled music? Of course you can't. You haven't tried hard enough. The trait isn't inherited—not by a long shot. That's because you might just it's got to be learned. We'll bet our last spring's hat to a souvenir spinner from Lincoln's log cabin that, when the kids of the town were splashing around in the swimming pool, they'd been driven to practice by his "ma" just as you did. But do you suppose for a moment that he ever regretted it?
A man or woman should not succumb to discouragement every time you get sick.
The minor mis-step is often the means of discovering the quicksand which might have produced much more valuable material at some future less favorable time.
There is great educational value in most errors. Experience, according to the old proverb, is entitled to a long string of pedagogical degrees.
"The mistakes that make us men," says Dr. Lyman Abbott, "are better than the accuracies that keep us children."
The man who never branches out into new fields never makes mistakes. But neither does he achieve triumphs. But neither does he achieve triumphs. But neither does he achieve triumphs. And toward better things necessarily stumbles now and then. But if he keeps on ahead, he reaches his goal.
YES. WHAT?
let the little slips look larger than they really are—honor State Lantern
"Football is murderous" says A. L. Gepford, of Sheliwayville, IL. "Whenever man enters a game, he knows some game is murdered. The sport is murderous." He also denounced as sinful dancing, kissing, baseball, tennis, mock trials, church factions and acts of cruelty upon superiors and last but not least, horsehorses.
In the big game of life, the little faults and virtues are quite apt to be overlooked. Yet, after all, do not these very things constitute the making of one's character? Too often a person who does business with his business honesty is unimpeachable, if he transgresses no law of the state and earns enough money to preserve his self respect. But the facts that he is nagging and disagreeable, that he smirches some other's good name by low jests and remarks, and that he is rude in row, conceived standards for others do not in any way seem to debark him from the title of honorable man, good church member or model citizen.
THE MODEL CITIZEN
What is left for a fellow to do
anyway?—The Daily Illini.
"NETHERBORROWER NON LENDER BE——
Tommy borrowed my socks.
Bill Higgs borrowed my stud Roomie borrowed my rocks, Henry borrowed my duds.
Math. tests borrowed my brains,
Mac my scarf pin of pearl,
—Lee hocked the remains,
But Chauency borrowed my girl-
Yale Record.
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WE MAKE OLD SHOES INTO NEW
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UNDER TWO FLAGS
WILLIAM FOX PRODUCTION
THEDA BARA in "Under Two Flags"
Matinee, 2:40; 4:15
Night, 7:40; 9:15
Admission 10 cents.
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You must feel comfortable — and your corset must form a fashionable smooth base for your gown.
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Hot Chocolate
Ready for you at
LAWRENCE'S
Somehow, there's a difference between the hot chocolates here and elsewhere, just as there is between one of those old high-wheeled auto-buggies of years ago and the modern Pullman-like touring car. And that difference you will appreciate once you come to this confectionery for that hot chocolate.
After the show tonight stop in at
LAWRENCE'S
Successors to Reynolds Brothers.
THE best things in life are the commonest. Thar's plenty of friendships—plenty of sunshine—plenty of landscape—an' yo' can get VELVET at any tobacco store.
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Fancy dresses of all descriptions,
also tailored suits and
remodeling
917 Mass. St.
Between Kress' and Woolworth's.
Kennedy & Ernst HARDWARE and
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826 Mass. St. Phones 341
Lawrence Pantatorium
Hats Cleaned and Blocked.
Kennedy Plumbing Co.
College Inn Barber Shop
All kinds of electrical shades,
Student Lamps,
National Muzik, Mazda,
Cord, Sockets, Etc.
Phones 658 397 Mass.
Tailors, Cleaners and Dyers of Ladies' and Gents' Fine Clothing Both Phones 506 12 W.9th St Hats Cleaned and Blocked
Closers For All Home Football Games.
Foot of 14th Street Hill.
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Griffin Coal Co.
FUEL
COAL
112 West 7th. St.
Now is the time to order your winter's coal. A full line kept in stock.
W. D. GWIN Phones 370
The Brunswick-Balke Bowling Alleys for KANSAS MEN Across From Carroll's.
Parker Lucky Curve Fountain Pens at the Hess Drug Store 742 Mass
Citizens State Bank Deposits Guaranteed
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Gowns and Fancy Tailoring I cater especially to the trade of University women. Prices reasonable. 1146 Tenn. St. Bell 1145J.
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CONKLIN PENS
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Coal Coal Coal
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