UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN OFF-SIDE PLAYS There's only one thing the varsity men don't like about their new training quarters in Hamilton Hall. And that thing is the heating plant which supplies hot water for the showers. The former varsity quarters on McCook have been turned over to the freshmen, and the one heating plant in Hamilton Hall supplies both buildings with hot water. The freshmen finish their workout before the varsity men do, and hasten in from the field to dress. Incidentally, they use up all the immediately available supply of hot water. In a few minutes the varsity men arrive—and find that the showers are spraying likewarm and even cold water over the community. And, as Friend Shakespeare says "n Hamlet," we think “—tis bitter cold, And I am sick at heart.” The system of signals now being used by the varsity is a subject for much comment among the players. "I've never experienced a more unique or a more comprehensive set of signals," said one man yesterday. "The variety of plays which can be directed with the help of the system. The system is hard to remember, however, as there are a great many numbers in it." The system is one which Coach Olcott has worked out himself; and, so far as is known, the only one of its kind in use on any gridiron. "I'm going to bring down my books tomorrow, and study while I'm waiting to get into the game." Thus spake a freshman yesterday, after he had remained on the sidelines for two hours, hoping for a chance to get in on the scrimmage with the variety. Well, that's one way of mixing brains and brawn. Coach Clark is popular with the "kids." After almost every practice he may be seen tossing a football with several of the little town boys who gather 'round him in an admiring circle as soon as the day's work is over. Some of these days, Manager Hamilton is going to have to buy the boys a new tackling dummy. Tackling practice constitutes a necessary and essential portion of the daily workout; and the tackling dummy is the best means of securing it. And, naturally, defenseless stuffed buck built tightly about two hundred pounds slam themselves down upon a poor, defenseless stuffed buck built to resemble a football player, the suck is bound to suffer. The folly of not reporting for practice regularly has been deeply impressed on several of the men this week. Not only do those who fail to report regularly reap the bad effects of irregular training, but they lose the esteem they place on their team. More than once during the last five days have members of the squad said of men who are no longer coming out: "Why, that fellow would have made the team had he kept busy." Or: "Say, he's fool- We Like to Do Little Jobs of Repairing No matter how small or how large bring in that job and we will surprise you how near new we can make it for a trifle charge. Bowersock Theatre TONIGHT AND TOMORROW Daniel Frohman presents LOUISE HUFF IN "The Reward of Patience" an appealing story of a Quaker Girl's romance. Also Paramount Burton Holmes Travel "IMPERIAL BERLIN" First Show, 7:45 Second Show, 9:15 Admission 10 Cents Coming Monday EDNA GOODRICH In "The House of Lies." ish for stopping. He'd get a letter sure if he stayed on." BAPISTE, 801. Ky. St. Sunday day school, 9:45; Morning service, 10:45; Young People's Meeting, 6:45 Popular Evening Service, 7:45—Adv. On your way home from the movie show stop in where you will meet your friends at Wiedemann's.—Adv. C. E, Orelup, M. M, Specialist—Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. 90 per cent of all headaches are due to eye strain, cured by properly fitted eyeglasses. Bell phone 1700; Dick Building. Successor to Dr. Hammand—Adv. Buy your candy where you know it is fresh. We have been in the candy making business for years. Wiedemann's—Adv. McNish's Areated Distilled water. Carry your own drinking cup and drink "it on the hill." A cooler in every building.—Adv Physicians advise the use of McNish's Aerated Distilled water You'll like it too.—Adv. Just received a fresh shipment of buttercups at Wiedemann's.-Adv. BAPISTH 801 Ky. St. "The Voice That Cured the Blues." Sunday, 7:45. Adv. Not how much but how good. Quality first always at Wiedemann's. Adv. BAPTIST 801 Ky. St. "The Voices That Cured the Blues." Sunday, 7:45. Adv. Attention Freshmen!! O one week from tomorrow some K. U. man is one week from tomorrow some N. K. U. man is the "Thundering Thousand" will send "Rock Chalk" ringing down the field but— that isn't a circumstance to the way they will send you thro' the "gauntlet" of "Paddle Row" unless you are "protected" by a Fresh-cap and if you'll use your telephone we'll send one up—just tell us the size and school—they're 50c. The Fairfield— one of our best Young Men's models from Benjamin We're showing it in Blue, Brown and Green fancies and a great many fancy patterns. $25 Douglas and Dolly Varden CHOCOLATES at REYNOLDS BROS. Operated for students by a student (H. H. Barrett, Mgr.) Our line of Students' Supplies is very complete The quality also is good CARTERS Massachusetts Street Student Enterprise Tickets Now On Sale AT REGISTRAR'S OFFICE PRICE $5.00 FOR FORTY ATTRACTIONS These tickets are sold only to Students, Members of their Immediate Family, Faculty and University Employees. Tickets are NOT transferable, and must be signed in ink by original purchaser. Guest tickets may be obtained for $5.00; these tickets are good only when presented along with regular Student Ticket. Coupon No. 4 will be accepted as $1.00 payment toward any reserved seat for the Missouri-Kansas football game. Student Tickets are sold ONLY AT REGISTRAR'S OFFICE. Get your ticket before first game— NORMALS vs. K.U.-SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 30th., 3:15 o'CLOCK W. O. HAMILTON, General Manager Athletics.