UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the Univer-
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Wilbur A. Pischer    Editor
Ben Fullinger    News Editor
Don Davis    Sports Editor
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Harry Morgan
Harry Howby
Margorie Rickard
Harry Howby
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Lawrence, Kansas.
Phone, Bell K. U. 25.
The Daily Kansan aims to picture the University of Kansas, to go further than merely printing the book, to give the University hold; to play favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful to be helped; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to help students to identify the students of the University.
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 22,1916.
All complain of want of silver but none of want of sense.-South.
ANOTHER DATE RULE
Football stock has taken another boost with the announcement of a move to bar dates at football games. The promoters of the plan should be commended and given the co-operation of every loyal student on the Hill.
The confidence that can be inspired into the football team by an effective "Thundering Thousand" cannot be over-estimated and it is easy to see how the effectiveness of those "pep-instillers" is weakened when half of the men are accompanied by dates. Naturally, a man is not going to test his lung capacity under such circumstances, nor become quite as enthusiastic as he might otherwise.
"No football dates" is a custom at many other large universities and has resulted in considerably more support from the rooters. The president of the W. S. G. A. has approved the plan and it is to be hoped that the co-operation of both men and women with the organizations boosting the plan will put it into effect and render the support of the fans more efficient.
Freshman boasts of how many men it will take to make him wear his distinctive headgear are already commencing to circulate around the campus. And the chips are flying in the upperclassman's carpenter shed.
WE OUGHT TO SHOW OUR MUSCLE
A few years ago the University held an exposition—a miniature world's fair—at which all the schools exhibited the best of their work. Thousands of Kansans visited this exposition and were liberal in their praise of the remarkable work being done by the students. The press throughout the state made favorable comment.
This year K. U. celebrates its semicentennial anniversary. Something is needed to show how strong and big and husky we are on our fiftieth birthday. A University exposition would show the strength and growth of each department of our University. It would give the people of Kansas—even the students of K. U.—an opportunity to see what this school of ours really is.
Chancellor Strong advocates extension of the University. The results of such extension would certainly be serious as one worthy junior succeeded in locating his classroom only after a week of searching.
CONFIDENCE
It is the season of football. We are all thinking and talking in terms of football. We are all thinking of the knots decorating the tail of a certain Tiger over in the jungles of the "Show-Me" state. We all are sure that we can twist that tail again. Everyone asks everyone else "What
lo you think of the team?" And every-
one else answers.
"Great! It's the best team K. U.
ever had!"
We are confident of victory. Corey and Otopolok of Nebraska are pretty fair, but then there's Lindsey and Burton and Fast and several others that juggle locomotives and eat tenpenny umnoised in dynamite. We have a right to be confident—
Isn't it the best team K. U. ever had?
yells in the world."
"All the world's a stage." And the actor who sings a simple song of "attempt" is better paid than the daily clad mummer who does a toe dance on the tight wire of "good intentions."
THESE ARE YOUR FRIENDS
Get acquainted with—yes, the professors and students, of course—and also with the many friends to be found in Spooner Library. The acquaintances made there are lifelong. They are books.
Then there are our friends, the magazines, in west end of the main reading room. And last, but by no means least, is your own home town paper.
By all means meet those friends at the Library.
TWICE TOLD—BUT WORTH IT
First Microbe—Heard you had a baby last night. Many of the babies, there.
Second Microbe—Naw, small turnover. Only about three million of us there.
PREPAREDNESS IN THE DARK AGES
"You gonna fight fo' yo' country in
the desert."
"Gwyn awry nigger—What'i
"Ignaw nigger' of country—Ise a
city nigrita." Punch
THE WAY THE FIGHT STARTED
She—That girl is fine. She reminds me one of a mermal. How I wish I were one, with beautiful face and—and"
He—Aw, forget it. You couldn't keep her from crying. He couldn't be tough to downbraining. —Frob.
CULCHAW!
You, CHAW
Stude — I say, old chap, who was Shylck?
Shylck?
Ditto- Why, Bill, you've been neglecting your Princeton Tiger
Send the Daily Kansan home.
Parker Lucky Curve Fountain Pens at the Hess Drug Store Mass
PROTSCH The Tailor
Coal Coal Coal
We are Lawrence's Coaling Station.
Gibson's Mill
Phones 23
Students Shoe Shop
R. O. Burgert, Prop
1107 Mass. Street Lawrence, Kansas
Work and Prices Always Right
We also Repair and Cover Parasols
H. H. Barrett
Says Meet Me At REYNOLDS BROS
A. G. ALRICH
Printing, Birding, Engraving
K Books, Loose Leaf Supplies
Fountain Pens, Inks
Typewriter Papers, Rubber Stamps
744 Mass. St.
McCulloch's Drug Store
849 Mass
POET'S CORNER
Particular Cleaning and Pressing for Particular People
CONKLIN PENS
THEY LIVE SO LONG
Lawrence Pantatorium
Tailors, Cleaners, Dyers and Hatters
Attention Department in Connection
Bath Shop 508 12 W. 9th St.
Represented by
Harold WilliamandL.R.MILLIES (Bell708)
AUTO DELIVERY
You should try our $1.50 Pressing
Tickle - Your a winner!
They live so long, the times
know what passed before a rose could
blow.
What more numberless, without a
name in darkness, is darker, the saver
came.
A crowding dutiness, from the slime on
Earth.
What further centuries with movement
wore along on Time's unebcbling
Before the weakling man-ch ld came to
All this, and more, they know.
Our dates—how brief?
We shall its to-day—to morrow we shall
"sleigh to day."
He (in accents tender)—Love could anyone come between me?
Little Willie (under the lounge)—
Well, he would have to be pretty darn
thrilling.
"Heels us to-day; to-morrow we shall divide ever between hope and fear,
Warring with evil which we deem our knowledge Bounded by one little sphere,
We desire for hope of good not high,
The gods patient be, and know not fear,
They so long—so long—hear
"Did you see those autos skid?" "Sir! How dare you call me that?"
They live so long—so long!—
The Bellman.
WANT ADS
LOST RAINCOAT-at Gymnasium Sept. 11, with the name of owner, T. H. Cronemeyer, Lawrence, Kansas on inside. A liberal reward is offered for the return of this coat to the Kan-ter. For both coats of a 180 or Bell 19273), and may have the coat which was taken through mistake from the Gym. 5-ft.
FOR RENT -Extra good modern room with sleeping porch, boys, single or double; reasonable. 312 W. 16th, just east of Tennessee. 4-5
LOST—K. U. band pin, between 1200 Tennessee and the post office. Return to this office. 9-2
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS, General Practice
940 W. 15th St. House and office phone
6-800 House and office phone
3-800 House and office phone
DE, H. REDING F, A. U. BUILDING
D, E. REDING F, A. U. BUILDING
fitted. Hours 9 to 8. Both phone numbers 313.
Are you sure the little folks can re-
nounce school without Life Insurance
fund?
Inwrs. Bulline Nackman
L. S. Beughly
Visit Our Suit Room
On the Second Floor
Newly Renovated, Decorated and Carpeted, New Cases and Fixtures, and Newly Stocked with the smartest of Ready-to-wear
Coats Blouses
If it's something new in Women's Wear, you will find it here.
Women's Furnishings—Especially adapted to the wants of College Girls, on the first floor.
Phoenix Silk Hosiery, Perrins Kid Gloves Toilet Sundries, Perfumes
LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence. Kansas.
trains young people for good paying positions as bookkeepers, stenographers, cashiers, commercial teachers, court reporters, and private secretaries. We prepare students for civil service examinations and ensure secure excellent appointments in departmental and field service.
Catalogue on request. Address, Lawrence Business College, Lawrence, Kans.
Press Ticket $1.50 CLARK LEANS LOTHES
EVERYTHING PRESSED BY HAND
730 Mass. Street
Satisfactory Work is our Business Getter
THE VARSITY --- TODAY "THE LAW DECIDES"
Big 7-Part Vitagraph, with DOROTHY KELLY and DONALD HALL
Tomorrow--BESSIE BARRISCALE in "HOME"
BELL BROS.
THE VICTOR VICTROLA
Newest Models
TALKING MACHINE HEADQUARTERS
Largest Stock
THE EDISON DIAMOND DISC PHONOGRAPH
THE COLUMBIA GRAFONOLA
Latest Records
The only store in Lawrence where you can test and compare the merits of all the standard machines, in an impartial way. You will find out talking machine service designed especially for your convenience, sound-proof record rooms, well informed sales persons, and an up-to-date and complete stock of records at your command. You can buy any machine on easy monthly payments if you wish.
G. W. HAMILTON, Mgr.
BELL BROS. MUSIC CO.
Long experience in the flower business has taught us when and what to buy. We are prepared to satisfy your own flower taste—and hers too.
Remember "Flowers are always right."
825 1-2 Mass. The Flower Shop Phones 621
Ed Anderson
(formerly Griggs')
Is remodling his store front.
Stop and see it.
There Will Be Music Sunday Evening at Lee's
Get your crowd together for a good feed Sunday evening at Lee's. There'll be an artist at the piano and the whole evening will be given over to well prepared and especially selected eats and late popular hits from the bright lights.
Make Your Reservations Early
If you have a little party on hand, call us up and reserve your table. We are anxious that you be satified and this year—as in the past—are making the one big slogan of this popular inn, "SATISFACTION."
DON'T FORGET Sunday Evening at
LEE'S COLLEGE INN
Just Down the Hill From the Library