UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Wilbur A. Fischer Editor Nathan Hullinger News Reporter Don Davis Shorts Editor BUSINESS STAFF William Cady ... Business Manager William H. Allen ... Assistant William H. Allen Harry Morgan Jack Carter Mark Morgan F. William Koester Marjorie Rickard F. William Koester Henry Pegues Dorothy Cole Bruce Paul Helen Patterson Ruth Gardiner Helen Patterson Ruth Gardiner NEWS STAFF Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mailable office of the City of Kansas, under the date of March 14, 2005. Published in, the afternoon (two verses) of a woman from the press of Switzerland, from the press of Germany. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go further than merely printing the course material. The University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be chic; to have more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to be a student; to satisfy the students of the University. SURE THERE'S A GYM! THURSDAY, SEPT. 21, 1916 There is a tendency among the men of the University to forget where the gymnasium is located after they become juniors and have completed the compulsory two year gymnasium course. They breathe sighs of relief and toss their gym suits aside. Apparently they do not realize the obvious need of several hours of exercise a week for a student or they would continue to limber up in the gymnasium and the chances are retain some of their old time pep and vigor. "Professor Y pulls small town sarcasm in class and thinks he is quite witty." "Professor X is an old bear." "Professor Z acts like an undertaker." OUR RESPONSIBILITY "Professor Goodfellow is a prince; I like to work in his classes."—Take your choice, Mr. Professor. Carl L. Becker, Merle Thorpe, William H. Twenhofel, and H. A. Millis—this is an incomplete list of the heads of departments and ranking professors that Kansas lost this year. In the majority of cases better salaries elsewhere was the cause of the loss. Yet Kansas has higher taxes per capita than any other state in the Union. Loyalty is a nice thing, but good men will not remain here indefinitely on beggarly salaries and loyalty. The shameful conditions that exist in regard to appropriations for the state schools are a challenge to every student. The University supposes you to be an influential member of your home community. Use your influence. See the representative for your district during the Christmas holidays; talk with your state senator about the work and needs of the University; stir up interest, arouse public sentiment, boost all the time for appropriations adequate to place K. U. in her proper rank among universities. One, two, or three years ago, when he was a Frosh, he nicely asked you which building was "Hay-worth" Hall, and was as grateful as a lost puppy for your kind interest. But now, from his glacial heights! Yes, you know him. IS K. U. SPIRIT DEAD? If the writer of the contributed editorial about “K. U. Per.” had been down at Lee's Inn during convoction his fears would have been dispelled by the volume of the Rock Chalk that rolled over the Hill. If he had personally known the rooters out at football practice he would have recognized two-thirds of them as upper-classmen. We are sure that the school spirit is not dead, not even sleeping. Visit the daily scrimmage on Hamilton Field and listen to the buzz of comment, criticism, and approval. Every play is followed with the most intense interest. The players see this and appreciate it. The first test for both team and school spirit will be held Monday afternoon. Let us all be out then to cheer the team. That will be the time for the end of criticism and the beginning of real boosting. Come out and wear the rust off your lungs with a good old-fashioned Rock Chalk. Does it hurt you to say "Hello"? Several hundred new students might appreciate a friendly greeting. "It kinda takes the helplessness out of a fellow," as one freshman said. HELPING STUDENTS The student loan fund is a "safety first" device which comes to the rescue of the student who, for financial reasons, might be compelled to cut short his career at the University. Sometimes a student lacks but a few weeks of completing the year's work and receiving his credits, but through some unforeseen circumstances is forced to give up his course at once. In such emergencies the revolving loan fund is invaluable in tiding the student over the remainder of the school year. The card attached to the bottom of your enlistment blanks was merely a reminder of a good enterprise. Did you notice it? Learn more about this fund. When Woodward gets back from the border it will be necessary for him to add two letters to his name. He will have to change "Rook" to "Rookie". THERE ARE OTHERS! Students and alumni of K. U. like to boost for the University without thinking of the other state schools. As a result the people out over the state have become hardened against this talk. And is it not right that they should? Until we learn to see that the other state institutions are also important and that they need money as badly as we do our efforts to secure larger appropriations in the future will be as 'futile as they have been in the preceding years. And by the way, that is where a mill tax comes in. We are not boosting for a mill tax for K. U. We are boosting for a mill tax for the state educational institutions. TWICE TOLD—BUT WORTH IT She—Are you fond of Swinburne? He—Yes, but I prefer Limburger. Professor—What do you know about Tom Moore, Mr. Kauder. Kaulier (arroused from peaceful slumber) Er ahr -Ah Moore ten cee "That guy who just left forget his overcoat," said the bartender. "His outfit is too big." SNOW USE! "Well, follow his footprints in the snow." “Ah doan’ know which way he went.” "Lawd, man, Ah ain't no snake" " Carowell. She has a passing tender smile, A passing pretty wanna win A passing sparkling eye; A moving suit for wearing But she's been so passing, passing That alas, she's now "passé!" he asks, she's now passive. ___ Vale Record. A passing wit for sassing, Yale Record. A passing pretty wanton wile, POET'S CORNER Us a smokin' corn-silk. Maw can't never let see! snail yer breath, no breath We rub on bands with catnip down by the well And chwahs sassafras and Maw can't tell Corn-silk cigarettes Good enough for king! SMOKIN' CORN-SILK ADMISSION 15 Cents Corn-silk cigarettes. Good enough for kings! Spike can inhale 'em, too— And I blow rings. Almighty Dollar A photodrama of unusual tenacity. See the scene showing fire in great New York subway. COMING TOMORROW—LOUISE HUFF in "The Reward of Patience" Bowersock Theatre TONIGHT WM. A. BRADY presents Frances Nelson, E. K. Lincoln, and June Elvidge in the o `aparkirn` for? Darn his hide. Make Sheil hit his mouth and come this side. A dog always tells you out; never down to fail. Some day we'll tie a can to old Sheil's suit. Corn-silk cigarettes, (Grab that pup). Beef cell terborrower → You grew up! Once Henry Spareshanks (Fairbanks) his name), Tried his touch, Hank wasn't game, Smoke made his eyes hurt. Poor Hank then he got a mouthful and darn near Hark was a dizzy boy— Hend falt queen Spareshanks him immixed him! Gol darn near. —Pook HAVE WE LOST OUR PEP? Kansas has lost her pep. Two thousand students were at the convocation Friday morning, and out of three attempts, Rock Chalk failed utterly once, and could not have been heard a block away at any time. The team was in the football practice yesterday, MOST of them FRESHMEN, and there are APPROXIMATELY TWO TOUSHANDS MEN in school. Our football men are wearing bruised shoulders and sore muscles in an effort to prepare themselves to uplift the team. They also such an usually heavy schedule. Why not thaw out and show a little appreciation? HOW TO GET I's Communication must be signed as evidence of good faith but not tampered to not be published. CAMPUS OPINION Classes will begin this morning, and the routine program of the next nine months will be in operation. Now is the time to arrange schedules for study and recreation that will be satisfactory to both students and faculty. Men who have not been accustomed to working under a teacher or chief of staffes, experts and especially freshmen just out of high school, are at to find, at the end of a few weeks, that little has been accomplished. The reason for this is that their study has not been supervised as in preparatory schools and that no definite hours have been set aside and used for study. Every student should carefully consider his weekly program, note on what mornings he has recitations and remembrances, and furthermore, informingly. Furthermore, the matter of taking notes in lecture hours is not appreciated by many new students. In many cases the time is wasted in inattention when careful listening and the taking of complete notes would save much time out of class later. After all, the lecture hour can be of little use for any purpose except taking notes. It is safe to say that more time is lost in studying than in宝贵 hours due by idleness at any other time of the day.—Purdue Exponents. -"Pepper.' GET OUT OF DOORS Get Out-of-Doors! Get out in the open at every opportunity! Don't forget that all healthy creatures demand exercise in the open. You have been leading vigorous, active lives out-of-doors practically all summer and you cannot change abruptly to the inactive seclusion of your study without dire results. Every day, you face a suddenly failed, and they have been forced to give up their studies and leave college simply because they have not secured sufficient outdoor recreation and exercise—Iowa State Student. Insist on having McNish's Acreated Distilled Water and be sure of a healthy drink.-Adv. Copyright Hart Schaffner & Marx HART SCHAFFNER & MARX All Wool Fabrics ITS worth something to you in these days when world-war makes the markets uncertain to know that when you pay for all-wool quality, you're going to get it. That's the only way you will get it, too; paying for it. And all-wool quality is so positively the most economical thing you can get in clothes, you'd better be sure of it. We'll guarantee it. Varsity Fifty Five models in suits, for young men. Varsity Six Hundred overcoats for young men. Any man can wear them; $20.00 and up. PECKHAM'S WANT ADS FOR RENT-Extra good modern room with sleeping carp, boys, single or double; reasonable. 312 W. 16th, just east of Tennessee. 4-5 LOST RAINCOAT-at Gymnasium Sept. 11, with the name of owner, T. H. Cronemeyer, Lawrence, Kansas on inside. A liberal reward is offered for the return of this coat to the Kunzler Lumber Company in 180 or Bell 1927J, and may have the coat which was taken through mistake from the Gym. 5-ft. LOST—K. U. band pin, between 1200 Tennessee and the post office. Return to this office. 9-2 PROFESSIONAL CARDS DII, H. L., CHAMBERS, General Proc- sident to 30, 60th House and office phone, 30 to 100th House and office phone, Di. H. REDING, F. A. U. Building fitted. Hours 9 to 6. Both phone 513. Hours 9 to 6. C. E. OELUP, M. D. Specialist—Eye and Head疼 All headaches are due to eye strain, not properly treated. Glass window was broken. Bail phone True Dick Building. Successor to Dr. Dick. The folks at home would be glad to know that you drink nothing other than McNish's Aerated Distilled Water.—Adv. Stop whittling nickels A large part of every pencil goes in sharpening—as much a waste of nickels as whitling them into the basket. It's a waste that a Conklin can stop. For the 'varsity man who buys a Conklin's Self-Filling Fountain Pen NON-LEAKABLE gets a pen that will last him for all his days, with no care except filling, and it fills itself in 4 seconds. You will find a *Conlin* point particularly suited to your hand—at your stationer, druggist or jeweler, from $2.50 up. Every Cobbii is guaranteed to write and fill exactly an you think a pen should be filled with. You will be shuffled a new pen or your money refunded without any charge. YOU are the judge. THE CONKLIN PEN MFG. CO., Toledo, Ohio