UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
ITLL BE A HUMMER
Today's Game Starts Series for the Missouri Valley Championship
HERE COME THE TIGERS!
They Took the Train Yesterday "Red of Tooth and Claw."
It was a pleased bunch of baseball bugs who rolled over in bed this morning to see the rising sun coming up in the east without a cloud near it. And they had a right to be pleased. For it meant that one of the fastest baseball games of the year would be pulled from the field without interruption from I. Pluvius unless the latter arrived late in the afternoon.
All is set for the big game this afternoon. Twelve Tigers left Columbia at 3:40 yesterday afternoon and reached Lawrence late last night. Coach Brewer has his men in the same good condition that the men of McCarty has and neither team will suffer from lack of training. The biggest and strenuous work this week in preparation for the big games and the three star pitchers were working fine in the last practice yesterday afternoon.
MUST WIN BOTH GAMES
The series which starts this afternoon will decide the Missouri Valley championship. But in order to do so either team must win both games of the series. In the case of a complication will result that may cause a split in the title for the year. At the present time both Missouri and Kansas have lost only one conference game. Missouri has two conference games and Kansas has the Kansas series while K. U. has yet to play the Ames Aggies and the Kansas Aggies. In case of the split in the Tiger series this week a defeat for either Kansas or Missouri in any one of the remaining games means the loss of the season.
MAX PUT SMEE IN BOX
MAY FUT SAME
Urban, vertebrate morning it looked like Craig was doing the hurrying for the Kansas squad but the dope last night indicated that George Smee would do the mound work for Kansas. McCarty will probably use Smee against the Missouri star pitcher, Bryant, this afternoon and tomorrow afternoon for use against one, Mr. Taylor of the Brewer squad.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
The game this afternoon starts at 3:45. Put tomorrow afternoon the big battle will not start until 4:30 on account of the high school track meet. The track meet and baseball game tomorrow can be seen for one admission and this feature alone will attract an unusually large crowd.
Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once at her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer.
Admission to the Women's Formal is twenty-five cents a couple. Get your ticket by Thursday or Friday at the latest, so the committee can arrange for the number of guests. Gladys Elliott.
Forty Club Dance—Woodland Park Saturday night. All members expected.
Senior Invitations may be secured by those who ordered them, at the Fraser check stand on Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday mornings
Room Lists for next year. The University Health Service is preparing lists of rooms which will be classified so far as possible according to convenience, sanitation, service and students' ability to pay. When completed the lists may be consulted at the registrar's office, the offices of the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. secretaries and at the University Hospital.
The International Polity Club will meet Tuesday evening at 7:45 at the Beta house. The Rev. N. S. Eldrink will speak. This will be the last meeting of the year and any instructions for the delegates or any resolutions to be presented at Cleveland will be considered.
The Orchestra will hold its last rehearsal Tuesday evening, May 23. All members are requested to be present.-McCandles.
Second Band will rehearse in Fraser Hall next Monday evening, May 22.
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Will the person who has taken
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library it return it. Somebody else
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Why don't you let Schulz make your Commencement suit?—Adv.
We have the largest assortment of "Local View" post cards in the city; also booklet of post cards and large view books. Wolf's Book Store—
JISS LYNN LEAVES
HOSPITAL TODAY
Miss Margaret Lynn, who is at present in Simmons Hospital, recuperating from nervous exhaustion, is recovering nicely and will probably be able to work next few days. Miss Lynn fell from the platform in Robinson Gymnasium on the day of Billy Sunday's address. Her arm was dislocated but is healing rapidly.
Miss Lynn will go from the hospital to her home this afternoon.
THE HOURS OF MISERY
Examination Schedule May 27 to June 2,1916
Exclusive Saturday classes will be examined Saturday P. M., May 27.
Classes at 11:30 will be en-
Classes meeting at 11:30 will be ex
announced M.A. A., May 29.
Classes meeting at 2:30 will be ex amned Monday P. M., May 29.
Classes meeting at 10:30 will be ex-
amined Wednesday A. M, May 31,
Classes meeting at 4:30 will be examined Wednesday, P. M. May 31.
Classes meeting at 9:30 will be ex.
amined Thursday A. M., June 1.
Classes meet at 3:30 will be ex-
anmited Thursday P. M., June 1.
Classes meeting at 8:30 will be ex-
Classes meeting at 8:30 will be examined Friday A. M. June 2.
Classes meeting at 130 will be examined Friday P. M. June 2.
Three hour classes (and one hour classes meeting on Monday, Wednesday or Friday); will be examined from 8:30 to 10:30; if scheduled above for the morning: from 1:30 to 3:30 if scheduled above for the afternoon.
Two hour classes (and one hour classes meeting on Tuesday or Thursday) will be examined from 10:50 to 12:30, if scheduled above for the morning; from 3:50 to 5:30, if scheduled above for the afternoon.
Four and five hour classes will be examined from 8:30 to 11:30, if scheduled above for the morning; from 11:30 to 14:30 if scheduled above for the afternoon.
Laboratory classes will be examined at the time corresponding in the schedule above to the first laboratory period or at the time corresponding in the fourth hour exists) at the discretion of the head of the department concerned.
Classes meeting on Saturday and not on other days in the week, will be examined as scheduled above on Saturday p. m. from 1:30 to 3:00 for one and two hour courses; from 1:30 to 3:30 for three hour courses.
Entrance examinations may be taken during the week in accordance with the instructions of the Board.
Wednesday, May 31.
8—12 English
10—12 Algebra
3-5 Geometry
Thursday, June 1
Thursday, June 1.
8—10 Physical Geography
10—12 Economics
1—3 German
Friday, June 2
8—10 Latin
10—12 Physis
10—12 Physics
1—3 Botany
1—3 Botany
2. 5 Creek
Time for examinations in subject not given in the above list may be arranged with the Committee on Examination that will be held during above days.
Candidates will report to Professor Stimpson, Room 202 Blake Hall, for examinations and for any further information in regard to them.
10—12 Free-hand Drawing
Saturday, June 3,
10 Chemistry
1----5 Psychology
3----5 Physiology
MEN—Be dressed right Commencement week. Ask Schulz—Adv.
The quality of our goods is inside the box. A five pound box of chocolate for $4.99.
Municipal Reference Bureau Has Most Others Skun a Mile
OUR'S CAN'T BE BEAT
Communities of the State of Kansas have a Municipal Reference Bureau which is excelled by only two other bureaues of the kind; those of Iowa and California. That the cities of the state are appreciative of the service of the bureau is shown by the number of requests for information that come in to Mr. Charles Tallman. Dozens of times the last year Mr. Talbot has answered 472 inquiries from persons living in Kansas.
The Bureau is supported by the University and by the League of Kansas Municipalities. Besides cooperating with the Kansas League and the National municipal leagues, the Bureau edits a monthly review of municipal progress and problems, and provides lectures for various kinds of municipal welfare meetings, dealing with a wide variety of subjects.
Mr. Talbott is particularly well fitted to place at the service of Kansas communities exact information on social engineering, and to help the communities of Kansas to solve their problems. He works at the University of Michigan, DePauw and Wisconsin along economic and legal lines
The work of this department is systematized to a point of unusual efficiency. Filling cabinets contain classified information as to the work performed by the staff, and those are kept carefully up-to-date. The map and tack system is used to keep account of the cities of the League. Those cities that are paid up active members are marked on the map with black headed tacks. The predominate task on the map is proof the progressiveness of Kansas towns and cities.
the May number of "The Public Servant," a magazine for the promotion of training for public service, or the work of the department as follows:
"It is a good sign when universities will specifically advise communities on subjects as these. There are today many universities both publicly supported and privately endowed that would hesitate about answering such an inquiry and would then refuse. Keep up the good work, Kansas! You are now doing a service that all university students will be dug in to learn. And this recognition of the real duty to place its knowledge at the service of society is a first step and a long one in training men who can give such services to communities in the interest of the communities."
Here's how to put yourself to sleep. It's a rare bit, invented and tried out by Prof. R. M. O. Mogen himself. His 11:30 class in Psychology received the first instruction. They provided that the patient first retire for the night, then return home, the shake-up ensued, and patient they immediately fell into heavy slumber.
GIFT DAY
The instructions are simple. Play the hypnotist by pressing the eye lids gently and warbling the words, sleep, sleep, s-i-e-e-p. Then Morpheme immediately warts. Then Morpheme goes gradually emergent from which you gradually emerge by snapping your fingers in perfect rhythm with the tapping of eight bells.
Tomorrow will be gift day at Gustafson's. This store will have extra help tomorrow to wait on commencement shoppers. The buyers who send attractive gifts and who are free from rush and bother the last week or so, are choosing their gifts now.
"Moore's Safety" and Sheaffer fountain pens "Eversharp" pencils will make useful Graduation presents. Wolf's Book Store.-Adv.
Of course you'll want to go home right. Let Schulz fit you. Adv.
Whitman's, Lowney's and Morsa's chocolates. Get them at Wiedemann's.
Give a Gastafson gift and experience the real pleasure of giving
THE COLLEGE JEWELER
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“READING MAKES A FULL MAN” SAYS THE SAGE
An account of the men who have given their lives in the hunt for fortune in the earth, "The Gold Hunters"; a man named man of Idaho, Charles J. Lisle.
The story of rowing in American Universities since the first race between Harvard and Yale, sixty-four years ago.
"READING MAKES A FULL
Found in the June Scribner;
A clear explanation of the strong financial position of the United States, should a break with such Germany, is that Daniel Noyes has succeeded the fact that thru the new banking system we possess at this moment an available resource such as was not in the grasp of any Europeans at the outbreak of the present war.
OATMEAL FARCE SUCCESS
300 Women Attended Play at Unitarian Church
"A most successful farce," is the verdict of the 300 women who saw the tragedy, "Omelet and Omaalnea," at the Uitianatian church last night.
The play is a take off on canned goods and breakfast foods and was written by Mrs. Ona Winnant Borland, of Kansas City. Seventeen women of the Association of Collegiate Alumnae presented the play. The opening scene showed E. M. Carr as an army soldier, struck upon hearing the voice of the ghost of Chanticleer coming from the graveyard. Queen Milk, Miss Esther Swenson, and Fraudius, a can ofBoneless chicken, Miss Nadine Nowlin, have conspired together and have poisoned Chanticleer, king of Illville. The ghost of Chanticleer appears before Omelet, the Haken Hopes, and each him to avenge his murder. Omit promises. He also tells Oatmealia, Miss West, with whom he is in love, to flee from the castle of Illigalone to a sanitorium and warns her that in the eating of prepared breakfast food she will meet her fate. She becomes insane and in the mad scene scatters "wild oats" after which she dies of an unknown illness. A guilt of Milk and Fraudius and in the last scene he stabs the leading characters.
Other players in the cast were:
Postum, Mrs. E. B. Stouffer; Bolognius, Mrs. J. C. Sundwald; Player,
Miss Agnes Thompson; Baconius, Mrs. S. D. Daines; Toastem, Mrs. E. M.
Briggs; scene shift, Miss Agnes
Thompson; and Camelia Kidd,
Miss Gladys Ellott.
Come to the Congregational Church for supper Saturday. Salad, sandwiches, coffee and strawberry shortcake ice cream served from 4 to 9—Adv.
Plenty of time left to get your Commencement suit made. Schulz... Adv.
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