UNIVERSITY DAJLY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the Univer
city of Kearne
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The Daily Kansan aims to pique interest in the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the book, the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be courteous; to learn more about problems to wiser heads. In all, the students of the University.
FRIDAY, APRIL 28, 1916.
Trusting too much to others' ears is this world; the world men's saved, not by faith the world men's saved, not by faith.
For want of a nail the shoe was lost for fear it would be torn. For want of a horse the rider was lost being overtaken and slain by an enemy; all for the want of a horse the shoot
—Poor Richard's Almanac.
ENGINEERS' DAY
The Engineers are today celebrating their annual holiday. The civils, the miners, the architects, the mechanicals, the chemicals, and the electricals engaged in a friendly rivalry over the building of the best float for the parade. This afternoon they again contested in the track events.
Engineers' Day, with its friendly rivalry has, more than other one thing, helped to make the students in the School of Engineering, a closely knit organization. The various departments of the school have a feeling of brotherhood that is seldom found except in small cliques. The engineers can be expected to stand by one another at all times.
The spirit thus shown is meritorious. But could the University as a whole have this same feeling of commeraderie, this closely knit organization, a great deal might be accomplished. "Die Engineers uber alles" may be a good phrase, but "K. U. uber alles" is better.
So in petty school pride let us not forget our greater and more worthy University pride.
A lawyer in a prominent case asked a witness a question that it took thirty-eight minutes to read. And now if some professor will only ask one that takes a full fifty minute period.
LOOK OUT FOR TOES
The spectacle of two University organizations offering attractions which are of interest to and deserve the support of the entire student body, on the same night, is not an especially auspicious sign of friendly co-operation. It is unfortunate that the senior play had to be postponed so many times and it is equally unfortunate that the management was able to obtain the Bowersock theatre only on the night which Director McCanlane had already set for the University band's concert. However, since the bandmen had announced their date first it seems that it would have been only courteous for the seniors to have found another date for their play. The sooner all the organizations of our school learn that results are obtained not by selfishness but by co-operation the sooner the maximum success will come to them.
SUMMER MILITARY CAMPS
Many of us are making plans for the summer vacation. Others of us have not yet given the matter serious consideration. Some will go to Estes Park, others will canvas, or work in the Old Home Town. Perhaps a few of the more fortunate will spend the time traveling. A few will just loaf—resting up from the arduous winter work.
How many have given the summer military training camps established by
the government, any serious consideration? The estimated attendance this summer will approximate 30,000, distributed among seven camps. The majority will be college men; Harvard, Yale, Dartmouth, and Princeton each sending from 300 to 1,100 undergraduates.
The five weeks' outing will be ideal, and will include instruction in the manual, drill, cavalry exercises, field meuvers, field surveying and field work generally. A clear insight into military matters will be afforded by the five weeks' instruction. The general purpose of the camp, while it is to foster a patriotic spirit, is also to give men a better knowledge of military history and policy, as well as to instill habits of obedience, discipline, command and self-control. Attendance at the military camps neither increases nor decreases the obligation to defend the country in case of need.
Students need pay but $22.50 for mess during the entire camp period. About ten dollars is required for the uniform and personal equipment. Other expenses of the camps, such as tentage, blankets, cots, pillows, ordinance, etc., are met by the government. The first camp will open June 5 and continue until July 2. Others follow in succession, the last closing October 5. Should further information be desired, write the Military Training Camps Association of the United States, 31 Nassau Street, New York City. D. K. Jay, executive secretary, is now receiving enrollments from college men over the country, and assigning them to the different camps in their respective sections. These enrollems are not binding if it is later found impossible to attend.
The U. S. soldiers in Mexico who chase jack rabbits for a diversion, might form a good track team.
THE LITTLE THINGS
They were walking up the Hill together. She had just taken the last piece of candy from the sack he field. He crushed the sack and started to toss it aside.
"Wait," she commanded, "Let me have it. I'll place it in the waste basket at the library."
It's the little things that count.
Essays in Tabloid Tablets
JOBS
Jobs are a necessary. Evil. Men students. Accept them. In the summer. So that. They can. Have more. Dates in the. Winter. And so that. They can smoke. Phillip Morris best. Instead of Camels. To get a job. You first. Apply. And they have had. And the expire. You have had. And the expire. You eat up. Work. A job. Entails. A boss. Who sees to it that. You earn twice. As much as you. Gets. Bosses are noted. For their. Ability at profanity. Jobs may be. Divided into two classes. Grafts and Real. Ones. Under the head. Of graft jobs. One of the worst. Of minimum. Soup pots. And frying pan. To susceptible housewives. Cook books to ibid. Medicine books. To farmers and other. Sympathetic people. Who are never. Sick. And all subscription. Plans. Real jobs. Include. Working in the. Harvest. Digging ditches. Playing the piano. In picture show. Coming out. Newspaper reporting. Und. So. Weiter. The most agreeable job. Is talking father. Out of an allowance. For. The summer. When. One. Can.
Can you answer the following ten questions? You should know them. Grade your "roomie" on the basis of ten for each successful answer.
What D'ye Know
1. Locate the Black Forest.
9. What part of almonds is used?
10. What does S. O. S. stand for?
"Here," said Bridget, "Where did you hear such language, I forbid you
Young Pat: "Well, Kipling uses it."
Kipling: "Yes, with him then."—Nebraska Aygwan.
1. Locate the black roost.
2. Locate the Green Mountains.
3. What is the golden rule?
4. What is the Black Hand.
5. What is the Scarlet Letter?
6. What is Yellow Journalism?
7. What does B. & O. stand for?
8. What part of the sweet potato is
Will the person who found the watch containing the name Neil Paul in the back of it please notify him by calling 711 JBell?-Adv. 140-3
POET'S CORNER
I remember I remember
the violet, the violet,
the violet, and the lily-cups,
the violet, the violet,
the lilace where the robin buil-
lard, the robin buil-lard,
the laurentine on his birthday,
the laurentine on his birthday.
Tremember I remember you.
The little window where we bought,
the little window where we bought,
the little window where we bought,
Nor could come a time so soon.
But now I often wish the night
just now.
I remember, I remember,
and I remember to be so swimming.
And thought the air must rush as fresh
my spirit flew in feathers then,
to swim and summer pools could hardly cool
I remember, I remembe
CAMPUS OPINION
SHE OBJECTS TO SMOKING
Editary Daily Kansan;
I remember, I remember,
I used to look at their shoulder tops,
I used to think their slender tops
it was a childish ignorance.
It was a childish ignorance.
To know I further off from heaven
to know I further off from heaven
THEY BREAK THE DATE RULE?
Editor: Dolly Kangas
communications must be signed as evidence of good conduct, and published without the witness's consent.
I believe other girls feel the same as I do.
I wish to answer the communication from "Smoker," printed in yesterday's Kansan. It seems to me that "Smoker" is taking a lot for granted in his estimate of the attitude of the wards having their exserts smoke. You were entirely right in the question you asked in "It's the little things that count": what can a girl do but say yes when a fellow asks her if she cares he smokes, and at the same time pulls a package of cigar-shaped sticks—no, she is merely polite, if the men could know what sensible girls say about men who smoke in their presence, not many men would have the mistaken impression which "Smoker" evidently has. There is a certain kind of man who howls at women in the presence of him. The Kansas' editorial was not "taking things for granted," and "Smoker" should show better breeding than to howl at the Kansan. Does "Smoker" know that there is an Anti-cigarette League on the Hill? Has he ever noticed signs in the various parks where people camped the campus? Isn't he able to gather from these gentle hints what the best people think of his dirty practice? Does he suppose that a girl likes to start out with a fellow whose breath uses of tobacco, any more than she uses of smoked of whiskey? Even Arrowning any. He is defiling the pure sweetness of the candy in using it to neutralize his vile breath.
Another thing—it isn't that a woman feels "dammed" (as "smoker") delicately expresses it) if she is seen walking with a man who is smoking; a woman with any sense of refinement feels insulted, just as much as she would if he did anything else that was against the rules of etiquette. If "Smoker" has any more arguments to bear upon the subject, I
SHE DOESN'T LIKE SMOKE Editor Daily Kennett
Fruit salad, whipped cream and wafers. Ten cents a plate. Wiedemann's—Adv.
Now that certain members of the W. S. G. A. are having mid-week meetings, the other women of the Hill could not tate to follow their daring example.
-Disgusted.
I heartily agree with the Kansan, in its editorial Wednesday, concerningly a man's smoking cigarettes while with a University women. I notice in last night's Kansan, that a woman wants smoking a woman, and he doesn't think she should object. I must certainly think she should.
A Girl With a Spine.
If "Smoker" has any more arguments to bear upon the subject, I feel perfectly able to refute them.
Smoking cigarettes is bad enough of itself, without giving the co-ed he is honoring with his presence, the opportunity to get a whiff of the nasty, atkining things. I have numerous dates, and I may respect the man I am most likely to爱 me, I stay dear now! He is the kind who refrains from smoking when he is with me.
In not a few instances these organizations have run mediocre candidates as a means of testing the strength of their machine, they will be able to "swing" the election next fall. If, on the other hand, their candidates are defeated then they are given a hint and immediately start to patch up the cracked machine, and in good order for the big election.
Law Makers-Law Breakers-One and the same! And where are we to look for aid? Our system of student government has become a political one, pure and simple, and representatives to be elected must have the backing of the strongest political machine in their class.
It is strictly in order for the women of the University to say—or to be compelled to say—"There are to be no more mid-week dates."
The Jones Store Co.'s May Merchandise Fair
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WANT ADS
LOST One black Simplex Note Book
No. 6 containing the name of Ruth
Goldsworthy. Please leave at Registrar's office.
HAVE YOU TRIED
FOR RENT—On Mt. Oread, June 12,
sorority or fraternity house! First floor, front and back parlor, large dining room, kitchen, pantry; second floor 4 bed rooms and bath; third floor, 4 bed rooms and bath. Hot water heat. Electric lights. Call M. S. Root, Bell 1428W. 139-3
jewelers
China Painting
DARBER WANTED--For evenings and Saturday work. Inquire at K.
U. Y. M. C. A. 139-3
FOR SALE -- Visible typewriter, tabulator, backspacer and all modern improvements including two color ribbon. Monthly payments if desired. See it at 1220 Louisiana street or call Bell phone 1442J. 142-5.
FOR RENT—After September 1, modern house of twelve rooms midway between town and the University. Bell Phone 1823 W. 141-3.
Book Store
CLASSIFIED
In Goods Free
ED. W. PARSONS, Engraver, Watch
laboratory. Bell phone 711, 717, Mass
laboratory. Bell phone 711, 717, Mass
China Painting
MISS ESTHETIC HUIP, UHP,
MISS ESTHETIC HUIP, for special occasion,
carefully hand-painted.
KEELERS STORY BOOK, 929 Mass St. Typewriters for sale or rent typewriter and School Supplies Power by computer 104c. Pictures and Picture framers.
PHONE 501 B. Brinkman's Bakery
Shoe Shop
shop shop
K. U. SHOP SHOP Pantatorium is best place for best place. 1342
Ireland
Printing
We Give and Redeem Surety Coupons
PHONE KENNEDY LUMBING CO.
sales, goods and Mazda Lamps. 956-
724-2300.
We give Surety Coupons with all purchases, one for every 10c you spend in funding them in giving them is just funding $2 \frac{1}{2} to 5 per cent on what you spend.
B. H. BALEN, Artistic Job Printing
Both RONAE 228, 1027 Mass.
ORNEYN SHOE SHOP, 1017 Mass. St.
don't make a mistake. All work
is done.
MIR M. A. M. MORGAN, 1831 Tannessees
tajoring. Pursuit very reasonable.
tajoring. Pursuit very reasonable.
$2.50
Surety Coupons are the same as money. A Merchant must purchase merchandise in any Department of this store (except foods) the same as $2.50 in milk.
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
G. W. JONES *A*, M. M. D. D. Dlesson
B. M. A. C. *A* Healey
1881 Ohio St. Ohio Hail-
stone
HARRY BREDING. M. D. Eyes, ear.
now, p. 391. U. Hide. Words, Bell 611.
N. U. Hide. U. Hide. Bell 611.
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires' studio. Both phones.
J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. D. O. $82 MM
    Both phone. Phone office and residence
A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law, 743
Injury Lawrence, Kansas.
DR. H. WILSON, Attorney at law, 743
Perkins Bldg., Lawrence, Kansas.
C. O. ORLEMAN, D. M. Dickg, Eye.
Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist. All
services guaranteed. Successor to
Dr. Hamman.
50c
Of the style you usually pay $1.00 for
Can You Buy Athletic Underwear
We are open evenings for your convenience. Come down after supper tonight and look out for us on Saturday so to see the 75s and 11s styles.
Remember 820 Mass.
High Grade Clothing for Less Money
Special This Week Pound Paper 23c
SHUBER **SEATS NEW SELLING** Direct from 6 months in Chicago. TAYLOR HOLMES In a new comedy—Brimful of fun. HIS MAJESTY Bunker Bean Lee Wilson's Dreamization of Harry Leon Wilson's Saturday Evening Post Stories
Evans Drug Store 819 Mass. St.
SHUBERT NEXT SUNDAY SEATS NEW SELLING
Fresh strawberry sundaes and cebials at Wiedmann's.-Adv.
Why Not
cut flowers, you must buy those grown in Lawrence.
square it up with her with some flowers? A little thoughtfulness covers a multitude of sins, you know. And remember, to get the
Freshest
The Lawrence Floral Co.
1447 Mass. Bell 55.
Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 For $100.000
Capital $100,000
Surplus and Profits $100,000
The Student Depository
Conklin Fountain Pens
Non-Leakable and Self-Filling
Sold in Lawrence at
F. B. McColloch's Drug Store
847 Mass. St.
THESIS BINDING
Engraved and Printed Cards
A. G. ALRICH
Typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St.
PROTSCH The College Tailor