UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the University of Kansas
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Entered as second-class mail mast- officer of the United States, Kansas, under the sword of Marrow.
Published in the afternoon five
versities of Kansas from the press of
Kansas.
Address a1. communications to
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Lawrence, Kansas.
Phone, Bell K. U. 25.
The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the more than merely printing, the more than merely teaching the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be courteous; to leave more problems to wiser heads. In all, the students will satisfy the students of the University.
THURSDAY, APRIL 13, 1916.
THE DOG AND THE WOLF
A. Dog fell asleep back of the yard.
A wolf ran up and wanted to eat him.
But he didn't see it, so now I am lean and bony. Wait a little — my master is going to celebrate a wedding; then I shall have plenty to eat me with fat. It will be better to eat me then."
The Wolf believed her, and went away. Then he came a second time, and saw the Dog lying on the roof and waving to "Well, have they the wedding's?"
The Dog replied, "Listen Wolf! It is ready to eat you." The dog, the yard, do not wait for the wedding, and he will go.
GROWING FAME OF K. U.
The remark is repeatedly heard that "K. U. is losing all her good profs" or words to that effect. Each time a professor resigns to take up work in a new field, the walling and lamenting is heard anew.
Such an attitude on the part of a number of the undergraduate body is uncalled for. In any commercial or other institution where approximately three hundred employees are working, there will be constant changes in the force. We cannot expect to bring an instructor to the University of Kansas, and keep him here for ever and a day. In the majority of cases, those men who leave the University, go to an Eastern school on the reputation they have made while at Kansas. We have had their teaching while they are in their prime, while they are working hard to make the reputation which each professor desires. The University of Kansas is well known in the East from a scholastic standpoint. What one feature makes it so, other than the fact that our faculty is of the best. Isn't it an honor to have men from K. U. constantly sought for by larger schools?
A university may be without fine buildings, it may be lacking in a beautiful campus. There may be few students, and those students may not be rolling in wealth. The instruction rooms may be crowded, and the laboratory equipment may not be the latest nor the best. But all these difficulties are to a large extent overcome by earnest instructors who desire to instill the spirit of learning into the undergraduate body.
Instead of the antagonistic feeling which many of the undergraduates take toward the University of Kansas because it does not pay enough to keep its teaching staff, a feeling of fellowship and "K. U. ueber alles" should prevail. Kansas cannot be expected now, to have so great a University as some of the eastern states. But later—yes, for with the proper spirit, with that enthusiasm for the University which every graduate and member of the student body should have toward his Alma Mater, the University of Kansas will become the educational center of the Middle West.
But only by the enthusiastic support of all, at all times, under all conditions, will the state become proud of her University, and the parents of surrounding states become anxious to give their children a Kansas Education.
THE LITTLE THINGS
Three laughing jolly girls, arm in arm, sauntered up the library cut-off.
They met a student going down the Hill. He stepped off the side-walk to the soft oozy mud, as they passed him. He had to, for there wasn't room on the walk.
It's the little things that count.
"The evil that men do lives after them:
THE SUMMER PEST
The good is oft intered with their bones." -Julius Caesar.
In less than two months the open season for housewives will begin, and already the men students of the University are going over their hunting kits with an eye to a record-breaking bag this year. Some of them are going in search of game singly, but as a rule they will go out in pairs, or larger groups, armed with all kinds of money-separating weapons, from aluminum dishpans to Dr. Chase's Handbook of Health, from hair-dying combs at two-fifty each, to imported Japanese plum trees, with seedless fruit; and from crop insurance to bookyooks.
Statistics compiled by the Y. M. C. A. show that practically all of the men students in the University are accustomed to work in the summer vacation and that they follow a great variety of money-making plans. They earn from fifty to five dollars a week. A few wouldn't get that much if they couldn't say they were college students, for everybody sympathizes with the poor boy who is trying to earn enough to take himself through school.
The records also show that the average student earns about $200 in his three months and that he saves at least half of it to help on his winter expense.
"Had I but served my God with half the zeal
served my king, he would not in mind
**are**
Have left me naked to men enemies.' — King Henry VIII.
Jayhawk Squawks
2nd. L. H. S.: "I think it's barber-outs outrage."
First Long-Haired Stude; "What
first thing is causing the price of
haircuts to go up?"
Prof. Blackmar is taking a class to visit the scene of incarceration at Lansing tomorrow. If you have any friends, Friends, kindly leave it at his office.
Upon reflection, we beg to suggest that Professor Blackmar take some medies along too. They ought to be interested in lancing.
One would gather from reading the news dispatches that there are almost as many lairs in Mexico as there are liars.
Every man should have just enough girls so that they can't all be mad at him at the same time.
Our definition of doolity is when the man of the house makes the beds.
This collyme maintains that we rubbed it in on Missou. First we beat them in athletics, and then last Friday, we moved that athletics were beneficial.
Lord Whta Talker, the gentleman barber, says he had to be bailed out only once, and that was the time he met the creek and swallowed so much water.
A man never gets so lazy that he stretches a stretch to attend a dog fight.
"Yes," said Alec Sommers, "I had quite an adventure while coming from church last Sunday evening. I was walking with old Mrs. Kantherhee brother and I didn't know my brother was classified in college. I said, "senior." She couldn't hear, so I hollowed, louder this time, "senior! Would you believe it? The chap made up of us turned around and said: 'Don't care if you did; we engaged!'
There may be culture in agriculture, but the average girl can't see
IE DIDN'T CARE
The president of a neighboring institution advises all seniors to leave college in debt. There are various funding in" well with the student body.
The average man enjoys grand opera about as much as the average woman does a baseball game.
-G. S.
If skirts continue to ascend
And shoe-tops keep the pace,
I wonder where on earth will end
This bold, immodest race?
Robert Burns was born in 1759, in Scotland. His personal character was rather weak, his fliptations many. His best verse was written at white heat, his poetry so sensitive love affair. He never liked to accept money for his poetry. He died in 1796.
POET'S CORNER
"Why, Jesus was cusked and discussed from one end of the land to the other. All he had to do was to say 'Come forth' and the graves opened like chestnut burrs in the fall."
These fragments of the three addressees of the flavor of the messaged heart.
"Pilate should have been influenced, by his wife's dream. She may have been one of those miserable, plurable, plastic, two-faced, two-by-four, lickable, and clawed women, but Pilate should have heeded her warning and set Jesus free."
John Anderson, my Jo. John.
When we were dead again.
JOHN ANDERSON, MY JO
John Anderson, my Jo, John.
We clamb the hill thegither;
"But Pilate was just one of those rat-holted, pin-headed, plibable, stand-pat, free-lunch, pie-counter politic-ist, machine gang in Jewish politics, and he was afraid if he released Christ he would lose his job."
Now to be properly enjoyed, a walking tour should be gone upon alone . . . . . . . . . You must be open to impressions and let your thoughts take color from what you see. You must have the right to play upon. "I cannot see the wif," says Hazlitt, "of walking and talking at the same time. When I am in the country I wish to vegetate like the country"—which is the gist of all things. There are no crackles of voices at your aboow to jar on the meditative silence of the morning."—From "On Walking Alone" by R. L. Stevenson.
Bumble: "My roomy has stuffed our cushions with his old love letter."
It may be necessary to use such language in order to reach people of the slums but it does not seem that it ought to be necessary in order to reach college students. To the writer of this note some of the language quoted seems objectionable, and he, for one, dislikes to see the University set the stamp of approval upon it by inviting Mr. Sunday to speak here.
The three addresses given on that day were: "What shall I do with Jesus?", "Real Manhood" and "Hot Cakes off the Griddle."
Your bonny brow was brent:
But now your brow is bald, John.
You're not the snaw;
But blessings on your pow,
John Anderson, my 19.
FOUND IN A BOOK
Rumble: "What was his idea?"
Bumble: "Pretty soft, stuff-"
CAMPUS OPINION
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder."
"So do presents."—Harvard Lampoon.
A Corner for the Library Browser
Communications must be signed as evidence of good faith and honesty in耻辱swhilbehold the witness's consent.
"Billy Sunday has had many great days in his life. Doubled the greatest was the thirteenth of March, 1914, when he opened the University of Pennsylvania.
"What Sunday's own impressions of that day were may be understood from the prayer he offered at the close of the night meeting.
I didn't beg either.
And monie a canta she, John.
We've had no way.
Now we main tottier down, John,
But hand in hand we'll go.
Editor Daily Kansan:
"Oh, Jesus, isn't this a fine bunch? Did you ever look down on a finer crowd? I don't believe that there is a mother who is any prouder of this lot of boys than I am tonight. I have never preached to a more appreciative crowd, and if I never preach another sermon, I am willing to do so. I'm always saying that I have helped save the boys at the University of Pennsylvania."
My attention was attracted by a statement made by a correspondent under "Campus Opinion" of your Monday issue to the effect that when Billy Sunday "speaks to an edu- cationist," he styles than when showing the submerged tern the error of their ways" and that, when he spoke at the University of Pennsylvania, "his addresses did not offend the most critical or super-sensitive." I do not suggest an active an audience at the University of Pennsylvania may be or how they are affected by Mr. Sunday's addresses but I submit an account of them, taken from a book written by one of his admirers, Wm. Clement Snyder, Sunday, the Man and his Message", and leave to the reader to form his own opinion as to their character.
F. H. Hodder.
John Anderson, my jo.
—Robert Burns
And thus ad libitum.
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SENIORS—order your caps and gowns before Easter recess at check stand in Fraser.—Adv. 134-3
CLASSIFIED
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Book Store
CELERER'S BOOK STORE, $23 Mass
it. Typewriters for sale or rent
typewriter and School Supplies
for use in school offices
for use in ac. Pictures and Picture frames.
Jewelers
ED. W. PARRONS, Engraver, Watch-
 jewelry.
Bell phone 711. 717. Mass
phone
—full of action
—Out in time for the "Two-Bit Dance"
MISS ESTELLA, NORTHTRUP. china
certainly handled. 78, 635. Mass. Phone
certainly handled. 78, 635. Mass.
Shoe Shop
PHONE KBNNEEDY PLUMBING CO.
Mazda. Phones Mazda. Mazda Lamps.
Mazda. Phones Mazda.
K. U. SHOE SHOP and Pantatorium is the best place for best results. 1342 JOB NO.
—dandy plot
Plumbans
Fraser Hall, Saturday, 7:15 p.m. Be there-Admission 10c
Printing
Deasemaking
FORNEBY SHOE SHOP, 1017 Mass. St.
make a mistake. All work
done.
MISR, M. A., MORGAN, IH31 *Tennessee*
injuring: 6 *every* reasonable
injuring: 6 *every* reasonable
B. H. DALLE, Artistic Job Printing
both phones 228, 1027 Mass.
—pleuty good music
PROFESSIONAL CARDS
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over
Squires room. Both phones.
HAIRK REDING. M D LOS VEW, eye, ear,
frown, face. F C. U Bldg. Phones, Bell 51$ &
face. F C. U Bldg. Phones, Bell 51$
G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. D. Displeas-
cate colony. 128 St. Phone. Heal
colony. 128 St. Phone. Heal
J. R. BECHET M. D. M. D. O. $23 Maxs
Both phones, office and residence.
OVERSEAS, BROOKLYN, NY. Eat, Nose and Throat Specialist. All glass work guaranteed. Successor to Dr. Hamman.
DR. H, W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist, 218
P窜龄 Bldg. Lawrence, Kansas.
FOUND—A raincoat with initials L.
A. W. Was taken by mistake in Frazer Hall Friday. Owner please call 1253W. 184-2.
A. C. WILSON. Attorney at law, 743
Mass. State Lawyer, Kansas.
WANT ADS
FOR SALE--One two cylinder out-board motor; good condition; cheap. 251 Bel, Alphin, at Johnson & Carl. 134-3.
LOST—Between Spooner Library and 1116 Iad, a lady's gold watch, open, with monogram, "D. M." on back. Finder kindly leave at Kansan arts center.
For parties, banquets, committee feeds, etc., call 92 on the Bell for reservations. Let us prepare your next picnic lunch.
At 900 Tennessee RAYMOND'S PRIVATE DINING ROOM
PRIVATE DINING ROOM
Whipped cream, fruit salad and waters. Ten cents a plate at Wiedemann's.—Adv.
At the Bowersock
Tonight Only FRITZI SCHEFF in Pretty Mrs.Smith
Tomorrow
A diverting comedy drama
Mary Pickford in "The Eternal Grind"
JEFFERSON DE ANGELIS
Shubert Nights 25c, 10c, $1.00
Nights 30c, 40c, midday
Wednesday $1.00
"SOME BABY"
April 23—Taylor Holmes in "Bunker
Conklin Fountain Pens
Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at
F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mast, St.
THESIS BINDING
Engraved and Printed Cards
A. G. ALRICH
typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St.
PROTSCH
The College Tailor
Watkins National Bank
[Capital $100,000
Surplus and Profits $100,000
The Student Depository
Bring your old suit to me and get twice as much for it.
Money loaned on valuables.
CITIZENS
ABE WOLFSON 637 Mass. St.
posits guaranteed.
We are handling all University accounts, and we solicit your business, de-
STATE BANK
707 Massachusetts St.
We do Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling.
UNIVERSITY WOMEN!
MRS. EDNAH MORRISON,
Bell 1154J. 1146 Tenn. St.
are sold exclusively in Lawrence by
At Your Service
EXPERT BARBERS
College Inn Barber Shop
BURT WADHAMS, Prop.
Corona and Fox Typewriters
F. I.Carter. 1025 Mass. St. We have machines for rent and a full line of supplies.
Ladies Tailor Fancy
dresses. Summer dresses of every description.
Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz,
917 Mass. St.
“THE BEST AMERICAN MAKE”
LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM
Tel. 569 Bell 12 W. Warren