UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
K.U. IN TWELVE INNINGS
Ames Lost 7 to 6 in Opening Game of Baseball Season
Kansas came near losing its star pitcher, Red Craig, in yesterday's Ames game when the veteran huren slid into second base and wrenched his knee badly. The injury was on the same limb hurt during the 1914 football season and with George Smee handy, Coach McCarty took no chances of any strain being put on it and Craig was promptly jerked on the pitch. As Smee entered the game with the scorer he secured the credit for winning the contest as far as the scoring is concerned goes to him.
FIRST BATTLE A THRILLER
Long Struggle Full of Unexpected Plays
COULDN'T HIT IN PINCHES
COULDN'T HIT IN PINCHES
A total of from thirteen to sixteen blows was registered by Kansas during the game, according to who kept score, and but five errors were put out. The jahawkball game compared with nineteen Antees. Buck U. hits never came in the pinch while the Crimson and Blue fielding misplays persisted in bobbing up when there were visitors on the bases.
Four hits, three of them for extra bases, base on balls at critical times mixed up with poor K. U. fielding, enabled the Ames Agrees to fight Kansas to a standstill for twelve long innings in yesterday afternoon's opening game of the Valley Conference and finally to lose by a 7 to 6 score.
The score:
AMES
AB R H PO
Davis cf 6 1 1 1 0
Aldridge ss 4 2 0 0 9
Carrigan 1b 3 1 0 14
Jones f 4 2 2 2 0
Kinnick 2b 3 0 0 7 3
Janda rf-p 5 0 1 1 3
Evans f 5 0 0 0 0
Stewart c 5 0 0 5 1
Elder 3b 5 0 0 0 4
Merrill p 2 0 0 0 3
40 6 4 34 23 9
One out when winning run was
40 6 4 34 23 9
KANSAS  AB R H PO A
Gibben b 3 6 0
Wandell cf 5 2 2 2 0
Wood ss 2 1 1 2 1
Smee lf 4 2 2 4 0
Chimery lf 4 2 0 4 0
Walter rf 2 1 2 2 0
Travis rf 4 0 0 0 0
Weber b 1 0 0 5 0
Groft 4 0 1 2 0
Deaher 2b 4 0 0 1 3
L.Weltm c 5 0 1 4 0
Craig p 3 0 1 0 2
Chase 0 1 0 0 0
1. One out when winning run was scored
42 7 13 35 9 5
2. Chase ran for Groft in the 12th
3. Carrigan run, bunted third
story.
The score by innings:
Weltmer. Three base hits, Smee, Jones.
Two base hits, Jones, Janda, L
Welttren.
Ames 300 010 020 000
Kansas 302 000 010 00x
The summary
Sacrifice hits, Kennick, Deaver, I Weltm
bases, Smith, Jones
Stolen bases, Davis, Jones, Weher
Adldridge.
Base on balls, off Craig 2, Smee B Merrill 2, Janda 2.
Double play, Jaya to Carrigan.
Struck out, by Craig 5, by Snee 6
to Carrigan.
Hit by pitcher, Kinnick by Craig.
Hits off Craig 3 in eight innings off Smee 1 in four innings, off Janda 5 in four innings, off Merrill 8 in seven innings.
Time of game 3:45. Umpire, Owen.
SHOW FAMOUS FOLIOS
In commemoration of the Shakespeare Tercentenary the University library has placed in the hallway of Spooner library, an exhibit case in which are some of the most interesting works of the Shakespeare collection of 1,250 volumes.
Early Shakespeare Editions on Exhibit in Spooner
This collection contains no rarities nor valuable Shakespeare originals, but fortunately many of the more important items have been represented. The collection consists of forty three volumes of the quarta faciesimis, photo- lithographed by William Griggs.
Among the books shown the following ones are worth special mention: Methuen facsimile reprint of 1623, 1632, 1664 and 1685; a fine copy of the Booth reprint; the Howard Staunton reprint of the first folio; and a copy of the facsimile of the Chatsworth copy of 1623; a facsimile of the dissertation of the Duke of Devonshire, with an introduction and census of copies by Sir Sidney Lee.
Senior invitations at check stand in Fraser, April 3-8. Get them early. Adv. $128.$
Miners Tell About Experiences
Milner's Tell About Experiences
Writing under a great air pressure
when being in the experience,
say several mining enquiries,
were taken into the caisson under the
river last week. One of these who
was on the expedition said that they
experienced no inconvenience in
breathing. It took them several min-
utes to take the title in the caisson,
and one who tried to breathe in the
nose he nearly blew it off his face.
Other parties of engineers will be taken into the caisson this week by Prof. Arthur Terrill of the depart- ment, who will mine engineering. Those who wish to take the trip can register on a card on the board at Haworth Hall.
HEARS THE REHEARSAL
Reporter Intrudes and Sees "Copping the Grapes" as
Stop the music, Mr. Pianist, have the lights turned down and ask the leading man to look behind all the scenery to see if it has ears—we're about to give away a secret. Every-weather reporter snaked in a Kansas reporter sneaked in a museum of the senior play, "Copping the Grapes." No, we can't tell who he is—Alton Gumbiner and Don Burnett wouldn't stop at murder. They want to keep the thing secret, so that it will be a success. And besides they're mad anythings wrong, an announced the date of the play a month later, May 26 instead of April 26.
The rehearsal last night wasn't as spirted as it might have been and the males in the cast deserve criticism because they let the leading lady go home alone, while the weepy maiden aunt had three escorts. Director Macintosh came to the actors, in forceful terms, that she wanted satisfied, and if sarcasm is really the way to get under people's skins they must have understood him.
The policeman forgot his lines and couldn't for the life of him say 'eminent eligibility committee.' He told the author that he didn't have an answer to the question. The burglar tried to make love to the man, the leading man, who is engaged to her, nearly went to sleep, instead of gnawing his nails.
The author asked the leading man if he thought that he was playing the part of a person who had been married for two years, and that worthy son. A boy named Ubcle Jimmy banquet the night before, and that his love had been drowned.
The play is divided into two acts, an epilogue and a prologue, and if it's as funny as the rehearsal all payers will get their money's worth.
ARE LOOKING FOR WORK
Students Not Afraid to Labor During Summer Vacation
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"What are going to do this summer?"
This expression is a familiar one among the men and women of the University at this season of the year. Believing in the old adage "it's the early bird that catches the worm," many students are already looking forward to employment. Even up to this time, more students have been received at the Employment Bureau than were received during the whole second semester last year.
Last year, twenty-three women secured summer work through the Employment Bureau. The nature of the job required them to dip canvasing and made a success of t. The last report of the Employment Bureau shows that out of the two or three hundred men students which had enrolled, eighty-one were doing summer work.
But a much larger per cent of students get jobs for the summer "on their own hook." Many of the men work in the harvest fields, others work in father's office, still others do canvassing and a few even play baseball.
Rhea Heath, of football fame, went to Kansas City, Tuesday to serve as an election judge. Judging from the reports of the rough work done in the election, it might have been well if the whole football team and company "M" had gone along with Heath for the day.
Six women in the University are doing junior chauqua work, a few work on newspapers, others work in stores and offices and a few labor during vacation enlarging their hope chests.
J. C. Tibbets, a special in journalism, went to Kansas City Tuesday to study the election and learn how the papers handed the election.
But at any event K. U. Students are not afraid to work!
Senior invitations at check stand in Fraser, April 3-8. Get them early... Adv. 128.*
Obtain comfort, fit and style in your spring clothes by consulting Schulz.—Adv.
Fruit salad, whipped cream and wafera, ten cents a plate. Wiedenman.
H. H. LEAGUE LAUNCHED
Fridays and Saturdays are fruit salad days at Wiedmann's.-Adv.
Schedule of Games Prepared-
Managers Must Hand in
Names
Hash House League captains or managers must hand in a list of players by Friday.
Hash House League baseball games will operate Saturday under the rules in force last year, pending the prepaRE of a revised set of regulations by the league. The games has been drafted, which appears elsewhere in the Kansan. Each of the twelve teams will play Saturday, making six games in all, three in division. Two will be played in the morning and four in the afternoon.
The Commission decided last night to require the captain or manager of each club to hand in a list of players not later than Friday night, indicating what men are not regular boarders at the club the team represents. These men will be copied on copy desk of the Daily Kansan, or moved to John Gliesner, 1250 Tenn. St.
Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks.
We have a large line of box candies.
Our own and other makes. Wiedemann
Phi Delta Psi, the honorary society for senior women at the University of Illinois, has just given its annual spring party to which all junior girls are invited. At this party every year, 15 juniors are chosen for election to the senior society. Girls are selected on basis of personality and activities in which they take part, but the friendship has some weight. The invitations are issued regularly fortunate ones before May 1 when the names are published. All meetings and activities of Phi Delta Psi are secret.
The Commission wishes to call the attention of the managers to the clause in last year's rule which requires that at least five players of a team in the field must be regular boarders, and that at no time can the number be less. Players on the Varsity may participate in Hush House League games without provision that they do not occupy positions toward which they aspire on the Varsity. "K" men may also play, with the same restriction.
The matter of obtaining cups or medals for awards is being investigated, and also the possibility of ob-
servance from the Athletic Association.
The Cercle Francais met this after noon at 4:30 in Fraser Hall. Mnd de mure talked of her experiences in Paris, and of Paris itself.
Clarence Gorril and Russel Friend, 18 Colege, received an icey bath Satuary in Lake View when their canoe appears at a row was the cause of the spill.
"Hydraulic Power Development" was the subject of an illustrated lecture read last night for the Engineers by Prof. J. O. Jones, professor of hydraulics. The lecture was sent out to teachers of water power by the Pelton Water Wheel Co., showing the details of the development of water power by the old wheel and the new turbines. The lecture is being sent to all of the larger universities in the United States to bring them up to speed that wish it. About seventy-five engineers attended the lecture.
The Deutsche Verein held their regular meeting Monday afternoon and were entertained with an illustrated lecture given by Prof. H. O. Kruse, instructor in the department of German. The slides dealt with the various aspects brought out in his lecture. In his talk he touched upon the nature of the country, the industries, the conditions, the historical development and the dangers and difficulties confronting modern Germany.
Show Pictures of Germany
ANNOUNCEMENTS
The Sigma Xi banquet will be held Thursday night, April 13, at I. O. O. F. Hall. The members, as well as the five weave, will be there (whatever the case may be) will be there.
I will pay two and a half cents for each copy of the mining edition. Professor Terrill.
Women students, living west of Tennessee and south of fourteenth street, are invited to a district meeting at 7 o'clock at 1408 Tennessee.
All Men Students are requested to be in Fraser Chapel at 12:30 p. m., Tuesday, April 12, to vote on the proposed cheerleader amendment to the constitution of the Men's Student Council.
Coach Olecott wants 25 more out for spring football practice every afternoon. Spring training lasts until April 20.
No Sooph Hop Farc rehearsals will be held this week, as the gym will be in use. Everybody out—cast, chorus, next Monday afternoon at 4:30 a.m.
K. U. Debating Society meets in room 313 Fraser Hall Thursday at 8:00 p. m. Election of officers, followed by a Dutch feed at Bricken's.
Football practice 10 o'clock Satur-
Adv.
Senior invitations at check stand in Praser, April 3-8. Get them eary. -Adv. 126.5
Do the great financiers of the country go without ample life insurance? Can you afford to go without it easier than they can?
Lecture on Hydraulics
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CARROLL'S
The Frowzy Germ
The little pet pictured above is the *Bacillus Stevenlye* ens, in common parlance the "Frowny Germ." He is present in great numbers in every part of the world, and what he lacks in personal appearance, he fully makes up in seal when he gets on the job.
PLACING THE BLAME WHERE IT BELONGS
The discovery and segregation of the "Frowzy Germ" forms an achievement fit to endure in the annals of Science along with the discovery of Agchylostoma Duodenella, Uncinaria Americana and allied nematodes as the cause of Ankylostomiais. In fact, there are those who contend that the discovery and segregation of Bacillus Slovenly-cus is of even more far-reaching importance than the discovery and segregation of Agchylostoma Duodenella. It is urged by such contenders, that whereas Ankylostomiais has been confined chiefly to the South, there is no region in all the world free from the ravages of the terrible "Frowzy Germ."
For the benefit of non-scientific readers, who after all are most concerned, let it be made known that Ankylostomiasis is short for Hook Worm disease and the Aegyklostoma Duodenale, with his playmates, Uncinaria Americana and the nematodes, are the cheerful little chaps who produce that form of sickness.
It was formerly supposed that the lackadaisical, don't-care, what's-it-matter attitude of the Georgia "cracker," for example, was due entirely to laziness and general cussedness, but charitable Science lingered on the phenomenon and has shown that, as a matter of fact, this apparent worthlessness is really the work of a large colony of little worms armed with hooks, which attach themselves to the small intestines of the victim and suck the blood from the intestinal walls, at the same time robbing him of all a man's natural ambition and initiative.
In similar manner, it is now shown by the advance of Science that all the slovenly men and women we see around us in everyday life, are neglectful of their appearance, not because they want to be, but because they are afflicted with the presence of the Bacillus Slovenly-cus, or "Frowzy Germ."
It has always been the belief that men and women were unmindful of their persons either because they were too mean and stingy to spend money for better clothes, or because they had some strong predisposition to carelessness, but now these theories are completely upset by the remarkable discoveries of the group of patient and world-famous scientists who have segregated this vindictive Frowzy Germ.
Of course, it will be realized that until this discovery was made, the general public were not to be blamed for regarding a shabby, untidy appearance in man and a dowdy exterior in woman as substantial evidence of stinginess and carelessness, or both. These scientists, however, were quick to see that since a neat and well-ordered appearance in such a constant source of profit to man or woman, in business or in the personal and social relations with the rest of the world, and since such an appearance is so easily secured and maintained, there must be some unguessed cause for anyone falling away from such a condition.
Quickly the scientists pricked the idea of *stinginess* being the cause, for, as they have remarked, was it not a fact that very often those who gave least attention to their clothes were among the freest spenders in other directions? Surely then it was not stinginess. The belief in some natural predisposition of skin to stinginess by those relentless scientists, for it was found upon investigation that these were the quickest to demand that their homes and offices be kept in good condition.
To follow, bit by bit, the trail of these patient scientists through an une years that have led up to their announcement that at last they have grasped the cause of the slovenly, frowzy, dowdy persons one sees about him, would be to weary the lay reader and so let it suffice that the cause is known and, in passing, it may be said that during the patient laboratory experiments and world-wide observations of this group of illustrious men, they have accumulated vast quantities of data, the least part of which would convince any normal-minded man of the truth of their deductions.
THE STRANGE CASE OF MADAME X.
Among some of the interesting cases observed, may be mentioned that of a certain beautiful young woman, referred to in the record as Madam X. She was always known as a person of great taste in matters of dress until shortly after her marriage to a young man of distinguished family, when she began to lose the subtle essence of her charm. The gold of her hair was unfaded, the blue in her eyes undimmed, but no longer did she convey to others that impression of grace which once had delighted all who knew her.
Little by little this charming young matron changed into a dowdy, careless woman. Her husband, once a model of conjugal devotion, gradually came to display less and less interest in her and finally the whole community one morning was shocked to learn that he had disappeared from its midst at just the same time a beautiful chorus girl was leaving. The wife, of course, was protracted and while in that condition, it chanced a member of this scientific group had the rare opportunity to make a blood test. Squirmiling and wiggling among the red and white blood corpuscles, almost unnoticeable among the many varieties of familiar bacteria which infest the human blood stream, the investigator came suddenly upon the amiable creature pictured on this page. Presto! At last he had found the cause of the young bride's carelessness. While her friends had been cruelly gossiping and blaming her for her changed appearance, she in reality had been suffering from the ravages of the Bacillus Slovenly-cus.
THE SACRIFICE OF THE PROFESSOR'S SON.
In feverish haste—but not without all due scientific care—the professor made cultures of this germ and then one night he syliy injected a few million sons of our Frowsy pet into the arm of his own son, as he slept in his bed at home. The transformation was swift and marvelous! The professor's son, a carefully groomed young man—the pink of fashion—and on the threshold of a successful business career, began at once to fall away from his former ideals of dress. From a model of sartorial perfection, he became a careless, slovenly figure, a reproach to the business house that employed him. His advancement stopped, he took to drink and finally lost his position. What his end might have been, Heaven alone knows, had not his Spartan father suddenly come to his rescue and by strong administrations of a new anti-toxin, rescued him as a brand from the burning.
THE CURE IS PAINLESS AND SURE.
By such observations and experiments, these careful scientists have left no doubt of the baneful activities of the Bacillus Slovenly-cus, and now they have prepared a cure.
Every person who suffers from the presence of Frowzy Germs—the symptoms are plain and unmistakable—is invited to present himself, or herself, to the nearest clothing or women's wear retailer sometime during the period from March 27 to April 8 and be inoculated with a liberal dose of Dress Up serum. These world renowned scientists, who are to be credited with the discovery of this germ, are willing to guarantee that anyone who will take part in the Spring Dress Up and will realize the importance of clothes, will never again suffer from the Bacillus Levenus-cyx.