UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
WANT A BIKE RIDER
Search Made For Trick Cyclist to Perform at Soph Hon
Though he has not yet posted the above legend on the University bulletin board, Dix Edwards, chairman of the sophomore force committee, may have to speak one day one the parts in Bodh Soh Foor, "Oh! 'Oh! Oh!'
WANTED—An amateur actor
who can perform stunts on a
bicycle.
The manuscript of the farce, which is a musical comedy in one act, calls for a trick bicycle rider who is capable of at least three or four good "stunts"; and Edwards declares that he can avoid being caught such a character in the play until it becomes evident that not a man in the University can fill the bill.
"If any man on the Hill can perform on a bicycle, I want him to let me know about it immediately," said Edwards this morning. "It doesn't
Tryouts for the show will be held early next week, according to a statement made by Edwards this morning. All sophomores who act, sing, or dance are urged to come out for parts in the cost.
matter whether he's a sophomore; or he can speak the lines of the play credibly and perform several threms of wants and hell'll be: the part in the 'fare'.
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" is described by Edwards as "a musical crazy cuz, patched together and threaded with words and music." It will be given at midnight on April 28, on the main playing floor of the building. They will be the performers speaking their lines and doing their "stunts" on a level with the spectators. The bicycle rider will have the whole gym floor on to perform.
The first golden piledolated warbler Dyche Museum has received has just been classified by Dix Teachener. It is a small brown bird with a brilliant golden breast, and was sent to the museum in California, by Le A. Adams, '83.
A better bread than mother made is
Brittany's Blue Ribbon, Sanitary
Brand.
THEATRE VARSITY
7:40 TONIGHT ONLY
SARAH BERNHARDT IN "JEANNE DORE" WITH ORIGINAL CAST
Being the drama in which the world's greatest tragedienne made her last appearance.
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C. W. MCKENNAN, Vice-President,
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THE BOWERSOCK THEATRE TONIGHT DUSTIN FARNUM IN "BEN BLAIR"
All those who like to see a story of a poor young man with every handicap win out, will enjoy this picture.
Also Paramount - Bray Cartoon, "Colonel Heeza Liar and the Pirate." Four shows daily. Ad 10c.
The Training School for Kansas Doctors
At Rosedale Hospital, doctors, students and nurses work quietly, faithfully and efficiently for the poor of the state, with little reward except the thanks of those who have been there and know the service ethey render Kansas citizens.
Men You Know—and Don't
A few years ago the Kansas legislature caught the investigation fever and went gunning. Committees of legislators put their legal noses to the trail of almost everything and everybody, and investigated.
The Kansas State Board of Health was not immune. A committee headed by a pompous statute framer soon had to issue an order, corrupted and the investigation began.
temen of the legislature,
have to shave with an old-
woman, then pay your money to a barber.
Can you explain, sir, why you
spent fifty dollars of the state's money for a shaving
Never a smile. The small man explained again. A shaving set was a machine that had records in its database records so that they could be used time after time. The inquisitor said "oh" and the secretary of the state board was allowed to keep his job.
"Doctor Crumbine," boomed the head inquistor, "On this bill from your office we find an item for a disease. Can you explain, sir, how you
He has been on that job day and night since 1906 when he was appointed from membership to temporary secretaryship, but he was set born to a filial line. He joined the position and under his guidance the state board of health evolved from a political nonentity to a dynamic force of good, ranked as the fourth or fifth best of its clan in the
begins to lose interest in the day and place of his birth, especially if he has practiced medicine in Kansas since 86 and has his whole life wrapped in the welfare and health of the Kansas people.
Perhaps being with Kansans so long is what made Doctor Crumbine such a good advertiser. He does not know that he is, and would probably deny the allegation, but it is true that he has a way of getting people to public and advertising his campaigns, which ranks A1 by the acid test of results. One experienced newspaper man has said that Doctor Crumbine has a keener "nose
Perhaps it is. Still when "do-ers" are under discussion, Doctor Crumbrin's name is very apt to be enunciated. He has a way of getting him to tell his story. People seem to use his eyes when he talks and are likely to see things as he does. The men and women who work with him and under him, very nearly worship the secretary, and even national health organizations have a habit of putting them in J. Crumbrin on their list of officers.
The neatly dressed man never smiled, but patiently explained the meaning of the long word "dictaphone," what the said "talking machine" saved the state in time and money, and why he bought it. The inquisitor was feeling poorly, but he came back gamely to the attack.
came to buy a talking machine for your home with the state's money?$^{20}$
"Doctor Crumbine, we gentlemen of this committee and all the other gen-
this committee and all the other gen-
but to meet Doctor Crumbine, one
would never suspect him of being a
reformer, a leader, a forward-looking
person, or someone hard to associate the abolishment of the public drinking cup and the age-old roller towel, and the origin of "Swat the Fly" with the man who talks and acts so quietly. Persons reforming the world and harboring the enemy are raddibly enthusiastic, you know. That's the way to get things done.
University S. S. 9:30: The discussion on "The Historical Background of the Hebrew Prophets" will be continued
Mr. Crumbine is very much a Kansan, but being a trifle too old to conveniently be a nativeborn Kansan, he is for his family or for his place. But in fifty-four years a man
Morning Service: The answer to the question, "What Do You Think of the Atonement?" Subject, "The Sacrifice of Jesus" or "History; old time, new time, all time."
M. E. Church Calendar for Week Be- ginging, March 12
Evening Service 7:45: Will be in charge of three students. General subject, "Christ and the Future," given the Christ and Future Womanhood, Ruth Daniels; "Christ and the Future American Indian," Mr. Clements a student from Haskell; "Christ and the University Man," Mr. Rowland Clark.
Mission Study Classes will meet as usual on Wednesday and Thursday.
Epworth League 6:45: "The
Urgency of a Great Task" - Maude Ar-
nage
DEAN S. J. CRUMBINE
for news" than any man he ever met outside the editorial and city rooms.
outside the editorial and city rooms. Following the lead of that legislative committee the secretary does considerable investigating himself. He looks into sanitary conditions all over the state and the country, with demands of disease and to keep it so. He is a gunner too, but instead of hunting officials' scalps, he likes nothing better than to shoulder his gun and tramp the fields in search of game. Or, if the spring is in his blood, he sometimes takes a vacation for a few days and all communications reach him on the river bank near Pratt, Kansas, where fish insist on getting tangled with his hook.
Faculty Keeps Eye on Student's Health
THE University Health Service has been organized for the purpose of teaching the students the importance of maintaining health and of living in sanitary surroundings. The committee composed of five faculty members, John Sundwall, F. H. Billings, James Naismith, Alice L. Goetz, and A. Haskins, trained for various phases of the work, conduct the operations of the health center lines of activity: Education, Sanitation, and Personal Supervision.
Sanitation is maintained by a carefully worked out plan of examination, inspection, and supervision. All new students must submit themselves to rigid personal examinations, which are of great benefit to the students themselves, in that they find out their own abilities if there are none given the satisfaction of knowing that they are physically sound. Also this examination is of great value to the University as a whole as it prevents the possibility of the endangering of the student body with some communicable disease.
The educational work is conducted first, by means of lectures concerning both personal hygiene and sanitation which are delivered by experts on the various phases of these subjects, and which all first year students must attend; second, and third, through which information may be disseminated; and third, by means of placards, lantern slides, and other such mediums.
All rooming and fraternity houses must meet certain standards. Every University building has a health officer, whose duty consists of seeing
that the matters of ventilation, light-
tightness, sweeping, and cleanliness are properly
The third phase of the work of the service is that of personal examination and advice. The chief organ for this is the nurse, who that is maintained by a fee of two dollars yearly from each student. To assist in the work of the hospital there are two auxiliary dispensaries in the campus where the hospital located in a secluded corner of the campus where all dangerously transmittable diseases are taken. Difficult or dangerous operations are taken to the Rosehill hostel.
Local physicians are extended the use of the University hospital and its facilities in the treatment of all student cases they have, in case the students prefer the services of some other coachesthan the four on the hospital staff.
TOMORROW'S BEST BARGAINS
Ghirardelli's Fillippe 10c, Ghirardelli's
Sliced Fruit 10c, Nut Bars 5c,
6c at Courthouse Grocery.
K. U. wall places. Now only 35c at Rowlands'.
**Students** who need fountain pens will be assigned to a water station. 886 ones at Hendrys', they are good. 900 others at Beaver's. They are good.
Tall and refreshing limenades for 10c at Reynolds Bros.
Handy Scratch Books, 16c the lib.
Handy Scratch Books, 16c the lib.
items and
shopping lists. Hoodley.
Marsec's Chocolatees, fresh shipment,
Straffen's Drug Store.
Key rings, for your laboratory keys. 10 cents at Ecke's.
St. Patrick's chocolate mints, 32c the pound at the Round Corner Drug Co.
Professor Skilton will be unable to meet his classes in the development of the course.
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Physician and Surgeon
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Lawrence, Kansas.
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BONNER SPRINGS, KANSAS
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