题 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Vienna EDITORIAL STAFF Guy Servier ... Editor-in-Chief Wilbur Flecher ... Associate Editor Ralph Ellis ... News Editor Zathar Ellis ... Assistant Adam Clapper ... Assistant BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS MANAGER Chas. Sturtevant ... Business Manager Carrall Sproull Harry Morgan Vernon A. Moore Maureen McKernan Lloyd Whiteside Charles Snyder Paul Brendel John Glossner Pam Brinkel Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mails offered by the post office. Canvas, under the label of Marcelo Mora. Published in *the* afternoon five nights a week, the journal of versity of Calgary from the press of Montreal. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kangan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go further than merely printing the text on paper. University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be courageous; to leave more scorless problems to wiser heads; to provide the students of the University. TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 1916. A long life may not be good enough long enough — Poor Richard's Almine. THE FOLLIES ARRIVE Even in the ordinary town of three thousand inhabitants, a home talent performance always excites the highest interest. So it is that in this University community of ours with 3,000 or more inhabitants—with the undoubted talent that is always present in an institution of this standing,—the K. U. Follies are attracting the —the K. U, Follies are attracting the highest interest. The best of the talent in the University is on the program, and the rare opportunity of hearing it all on one evening will prove one of the biggest drawing cards that has been offered at the University this year. The program is to consist of singing, instrumental music, whistling, dancing and many surprise attractions. Even a press agent would have to force his vocabulary to the utmost to find enough words to describe adequately the brilliant array of talent that will be on the program tomorrow night. Not the least of the attractions of the evening will be the satisfaction of knowing where the gate receipts go. No worthier cause could be desired than the helping of the Armenians, that nation that has suffered most of all of the innocent bystanders caught in the warring maclstrom. This is the whole purpose of the entertainment and every student who passes in his little mite may well feel that he has done an act that he will be thankful for. When an evening's entertainment of the caliber of that offered tomorrow night, with the added opportunity of helping in an unusually just cause, is presented to the students of the University of Kansas, they never turn it down. CLASSICS COMPROMISE Teachers of the Classics have been forced to accept a compromise, says Meyer Cohn in the current issue of the New Republic. Under the old classical standard, says the author, the undergraduate was given a smattering of the ancient Greek, which he was supposed to absorb, and, becoming interested, to continue after he had finished his literal third-rate translations. But instead of wondering what the fate of Penelope was, or what happened in Homer's Odyssey the student wearily throws aside his Greek book for a more interesting story written in the English as soon as his course is finished. How much more natural it is for the gleaner after Greek philosophy, Greek history, Greek literature, to take a free translation, done by a master of the English language. With no Greek abitives, no subjunctives, no unrecognizable idioms, the student really enjoys Chapman's Homer, or the Odyssey. Where before he spent weary hours deciphering the journeys of Homer at thirty lines an hour he may now get the sutle beauties of a really good translation. The Greek drama, in the translation, may be read and appreciated. An acquaintance with Aristophanes, with Sophocles, with Oedipus, with Euripides may be bad without the heart-rending caused by an attempt at a free and easy understanding of the original Greek. Not that the study of the Greek need be neglected, but by the study of the Classical in the translation, the student is able to obtain a real understanding of the general tendency of the original, without losing its smoothness and ease, in a maze of mystifying rules of syntax and grammar. FIRESIDE CRITICS Ever since the University of Kansas was founded it has been the object of argument and discussion. Every land its characters who still live in the period of their youth and cannot understand why things are not run as they were a half century or so ago. Kansas is no exception. When in Perkins's drug store Smith's barber shop and Brown's general store and post office they gather to criticize present day conditions, the University is not forgotten. The University, being a state institution, run on state funds, is open to public criticism. That is a good thing as long as such criticism is constructive and when the people who make it are prepared to talk on the subject with intelligence. It is a sad thing that the unthinking as well as the thinking people may criticize this institution. The "fire side" critics are the ones that do the harm. People who have never visited the school, know nothing of the work it is doing, think of it only as a place where young people gather to spend money and learn to dance and drink tea and who imagine that they are paying many more dollars in taxes because the University exists, insist on being heard. They are the ones who, through their ignorance, are hindering the best interest of an institution that has done more for the state than any other one thing. Critics ask in loud voices why the institution does not educate a greater number of students and it is these same critics that are instrumental in cutting down the appropriations for the school to such an extent that they are inadequate to provide for the education and comfort of the small per cent of students who are here. Still people ask, "why does not the University have a larger enrollment?" Rather incongruous is it not? THE THRILL OF THE POTATO "The proof that I am able to do anything so worth while as to raise a potato never fails to thrill me." The statement doesn't sound like Ida M. Tarbell, business investigator and journalist, but she said it and moreover, she does this same "raising of a potato" and gets the thrill on a little farm in Connecticut, and has done it for years. The farm, she says, she bought for a plaything and now uses it as a substitute for summer resorts with interesting and enjoyable results. She owns a horse, some chickens and even a cow. She makes preserves and jelly with as much skill and apparent joy as she writes her illuminating articles on what she has observed of business conditions. Her results in farming are as happy as her happy conclusion concerning business, that "any industry or commercial undertaking can be a real success only when it pays dividends in dollars and cents and in personal satisfaction and human happiness." In short, she likes the farm, likes its restfulness, likes its work and its rewards, likes to get back to the soil. And we like her the better when we know this purely human side of "one of the foremost journalists of the day." We like her the better because such knowledge brings us together on common ground. Hudson Maxim, the millionaire inventor and manufacturer of manitions, sends out another statement that he is not in agreement with Mr. Maxim, let it be understood, is in the business of sending out statements concerning the defenselessness of America, merely for the good of his own sake, that has nothing to gain himself, oh no. CAMPUS OPINION Communications must be strenued an elderder of good faith but names will not be published without the writer's consent Editor of the Daily Kansan; The pitiful fact concerned with preparation by the United States, is that just such men as Hudson Maxim reap the benefits. The United States has the brains, the capacity to build and equip as great an army as the French or any savvy courser in the world, by spending the same amount of money. Instead, we put as much money into our "pitiful little army" as Maxim calls it, as Germany does into hers. What have we in comparison? Who is to blame? Who is as manipulative patriotic and wished to help the country it would hardly seem so bad, but instead they bleed the government. The steel manufacturers are for a big navy, and they are for it strong; It will mean a market for their steel plate after the present war is over. The manufacturers of powder, of guns, of shoes, of the necessities of war, of population and of the United States, for they must have a market after the present war is over, and the war orders have been filled. We can save you money on framing. Con Squires... Adv. Saturday Evening Post, Popular Mechanics, Cosmopolitan, Ladies ifome Journal, all latest periodicals at Carroll's.—Adv. Cakes, pies, bread. Everything is baked in an up-to-date sanitary bakshop. Everything is pure, sweet, clean, moist and nutritious. Everything is the word. And is in every meaning of the word, "The best" at Brinkman's—Ady. And the public pays the bill. A B C Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847, Mast. College See Griffin Coal Company for Fuel. Shubert Nights and Sat, Matinee Nights and Sat, Matinee Matinee, 25c to $1.00 Subbert 850 to $1.56. N. Y. & Chicago Musical Revue, "Nobody Home" WITH ORIGINAL COMPANY OF 60. NEXT—MAY JRWIN. When that suit needs pressing STUDENTS SHOE SHOP O. BURGERT, Prop. call 1090 on the 107 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kansas. Work and Prices Always Right We also Repair and Cover Parasols For the latest in commercial and society printing call on Bell phone. You can save by purchasing a ticket 5 Suits $1.50; 18 Suits $3.00 36 Suits $5.50 A Good Place to Eat Johnson & Tuttle A. G. Alrich 744 Mass. St. WE OFFER Our delivery service is efficient and we will get your suit back on time. VARSITY CLEANING PLANT 1015 Mass. just now, our special rate of MRS. EDNAH MORRISON, Bell 1154J. 1146 Tenn. St. We do Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling. Good for for the cleaning, pressing and repairing of one three piece suit each week. for a semester pressing ticket. UNIVERSITY WOMEN! $5.00 Lawrence Pantatorium Anderson's Old Stand 715 MASSACHUSETTS STREET Blanche Sweet in Paramount Pictures Blanche Sweet appears exclusively in photoplays produced by Jesse L. Lasky Feature Play Co. While she is one of the youngest stars to be seen on the screen, the record of Blanche Sweet's triumph after triumph reads like the repertoire of a veteran player APPEARING AT THE Bowersock Today Only. "The Ragamuffin" Replete With Dramatic Action and Tense Situations The seats at the Bowersock are large and comfortable, the pictures clear and do not hurt the eyes; the building is fireproof. Matinee . . . . 2:30, 4:00 Night . . . . . 7:45. 9:15 Admission 10 Cents For Line Party Reservations Call Bell 10. WANTED—Work by married student in the afternoons. Phone 2445W Bell. 82tf. THE ELITE Boarding Club is a good to eat. Come and see. 1131 Tenn. Bell 1277J. Mrs. M. Ellison, proprieetress. 81*5 WANT ADS I AM NOT AFRAID OF WORK! and want something to do to enable me to go to school this semester. Although I am a skilled artisan, carrying a card in a national union, I will wash windows, do housework, dig ditches, in fact anything, we have from 12:30 to 5 o'clock open, and all day Saturday. Drop a card to E. H. care of the Kansan, or call K. U. 25. FOR RENT—To men, one nicely furnished room, also one suite rooms, with study and well ventilated sleeping room adjoining. For three men. New house, fine location, gas, electric light and hot water. Call 1416 Tenn. LOST Conklin fountain pen. Return to 917 Ohio, or phone B. 2521* Reward. 83-1* CHEAP ROOM—For one or two boys, mother and daughter or couple. Privilege of light housekeeping. 1346 Vermont. Bell 1414W. 83 FOR RENT, GIRLS—One large south room on the third floor for two, $14. One large room on second floor, $14. A girl wishes a roommate. The room is in the front and faces the east. $7.50. Board at $4.00 a week. Mrs. M. H. Reed, 1237 Orend. 84-5. FOR RENT - Southeast room for two young ladies, 1220 Ohio St. 83-3 FOR RENT, BOYS Two- large rooms, $12. Also one room on first floor, suitable for man and wife. Mrs. M. A. M. Morgan, 1321 Tenn. 84-5 FOR RENT, GIRLS- One large, southwest rent for two, $13. Mrs. Wren was born in 1944. 1. OST-Waterman fountain pen, silver filigreed cap, probably left on table while enrolling. Call Derge, 1701 Bell. 84-3 WANTED - Roommate, male, aplen- did room in modern house, 1221 Ft. Lauderdale Ave., 3rd Flr. Book Store CLASSIFIED KEELER'S STOCK STORE, 392 Mass. St. Book. Typ writers for sale or rent. Paper by the pound. Quip books 5 for 10c. Pictures and Picture framing. jeweler ED. W. PAIRENS, Engraver, Watch- Jewelry, Belfast phone 717, 717, Washington phone 403-289-5600 China Painting MISS ESTLTAK K. NORTHHUP. ohm MISS ESTLTAK K. NORTHHUP. ohm cateriously handled. 7d. Mass. Phon. cateriously handled. 7d. Mass. Phon. Barber Shops Go where they all go J. C. HOUCK 913 Mass. Saintatorium K. U. SHOE best place for best result 1241 HCA H. B. DALLE, Artistic Job Printing Both phone 238, 1027 Mass. Show Shop FORNEY SHOP 1017 1017 Mass. St. Forney Shops. All work guaranteed. PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires' studio. Both phones. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. $32 Max. Both phone, office and residence. MIBR M. A., MORGANH (123) Tennessee tailing in the US; very reasonable. tailing in the UK; very reasonable. HARRY REDING. M. D. Ear, ear- worm. M. D. Ear, earworm. new F. B. U. Bldg. Phones, Bell 515, F. B. U. Bldg. A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law, 742 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas. G, W JONES, A. M, M. D. D. Diseases colony stucco LB. U. S. St. Phone 181-265 Hesi- Stone St. Phone 181-265 DR. H. W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist. 2014 Pirkinska Bldg. Lawrence, Kansas Coal Coal Coal C. E. ORRELIP, M. D. Dick Bide Eye. B. O. KLEIN, D. D. Dick Bide Eye. Successor to Dr. Hamman guaranteed. A. C. GIBSON Both Phones 23. Deliveries Watkins National Bank Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository PROTSCH The College Tailor "THE BEST AMERICAN MAKE