UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
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Scene from "It Pays To Adver tise" at the Bawersock Theatre next Wednesday, January 19.
Plain Tales from the Hill Main feature of the day—ICE.
The present weather conditions on the Hill ought to be another reason why K. U. students should have military training.
Many students are doing trench duty in the library in preparation for a week's desperate drives.
Any insurance company that would insure students against flunking would probably receive an abundance of applicants at this time of the year. The worst feature about such a project would be that the morals of the faculty might be put in jeopardy.
John S. M-Clernanh, of Miltonvale, a junior in the college did not return from his vacation until October when he succised the sickness and death of his father.
Wiliard Hilton, track man, expects to be back on the hill next semester. He was forced to leave school the early part of last fall on account of the sickness of his father whose place he has been taking in managing their drug store in Cotton Wood Falls.
Fred Ruslebach of Fredonia, Kansas, star half back on the Indiana freshman team this year, will enter Kansas University the second
Agnes Smith, freshman Fine Arts, who was detained at her home in Springfield, Illinois because of a fire, has mother, has returned to school.
"All the world is a skating rink," Dean F. W. Blackmar,
The Delta Sigma Phi, honorary debating fraternity, pledged the following men monday night: W. O. Hake, Minneapolis; Clarendon, Minnesota; Ravner McQuiston, Independence; Roy Davidson, Nickerson.
Prof. Thorpe A Nature Fakir?
Making a plea for getting both sides of the question, Prof. Merle Thorpe said this morning: "Old Circumstantial Evidence is the biggest liar on earth. For example: I have been trying all winter to get a brother and aunt in Minneapolis, Minnesota to visit us in La Crosse. At least once a year we written a book that the glorious winter climate of Kansas, its mildness, its softness, its 'open-window' effect, and so forth.
"Well," said the professor thoughtfully, "my furnace uses gas, and I'm getting just about three cubic inches of gas an hour, and—my Minneapolis relatives arrive on the 5:44 tonight."
W. B. Brown, superintendent of the Journalism Press, is one of the latest victims of the gripe. He has been unable to be on the Hill this
Black walnut taffy at Wiedemann's.
—Adv.
Friday and Saturday are Charlotte russe days at Wiedemann's.—Adv.
We are headquarters for Spalding athletic supplies. Carroll's - Adv.
Do not take the Just as good. Red Cross Cough Drops—the real thing 56 per box—Adv.
EQUIPMENT
No Grades to be Given to Those Holding Out Football
Suits
"This matter of unreturned athletic material has become a serious matter," said Coach W. O. Hamilton this morning. "There are still fifty football suits that have not been turned in and this alone represents at least an outlay of a thousand dollars. We have up to this time been very loyal in this matter, and have issued suits on application; but we also believe that rules will be made for the future. This will mean that no one, not known personally at this office, will be issued a suit unless a deposit is made to cover the same.
This delinquency in returning football suits is due to gross carelessness on the part of the man who have them, and if they do not come in within the next day or two months of the Registrar, this means that the guilty ones will receive no credit for their work until the suits are returned.
WHEN YOU TAKE 'EM
Classes meeting at 1:30 will be examined Saturday p. m. Jan. 22, 1916.
Classes meeting at 3:40 m., Jan. 24, 1916
Classes meeting at 3:30 will be ex
Class meeting at 8:30 will be ex
amined Tuesday m., a. m., Jan. 25, 1915
Four and five hour classes will be examined from 8:30 to 11:30; if scheduled above for the morning; or scheduled above for the afternoon.
amined Tuesday a. m., Jan. 20, 1916.
Classes meet at 4:30 will be ex
Three hour classes (and one hour classes meeting on Mon. Wed. or Fri.) will be examined from 8:30 to 10:30 if scheduled above for the morning; from 1:30 to 3:30 if scheduled above for the afternoon.
Classes meeting at 10:30 will be examined Thursday a. m., Jan 27, 1916.
Classes meeting at 2:30 will be examined Friday a. m., Jan 28, 1916.
Two hour classes (and one hour classes meeting on Tu. or Th.) will be examined from 10:50 to 12:30, if scheduled above for the morning, from 3:50 to 5:30, if scheduled above for the afternoon.
Exclusive Saturday Classes will be examined Wednesday p. m., Jan. 26
Laboratory classes will be examined at the time corresponding in the schedule above to the first laboratory period or at the time corresponding to the last hour (exists) at the discretion of the head of the department concerned.
imined Tuesday p. m., Jan. 25, 1916.
Classes meeting at 11:30 will be
examined Wednesday a. m., Jan. 26
916.
Prof. Arthur Mitchell of the department of philosophy is meeting his classes this week after being conned from home all last week with the gripe.
Classes meeting on Saturdays and not on other days in the week will be examined Wednesday p. m. from 1:30 to 3:00 for one and two hour courses; from 1:30 to 3:30 for three hour courses.
Carroll is now making a 20 per cent discount on all Jersey sweaters.
THE MERCHANTS REGISTER
Many Kansas Towns Will Sen Delegates to Take Short Course February 7 to 11
*Advance registrations have been received, to date, from the following towns: Hunnewell Lawrence, Iola, Harrison Boulder, Valley, Hayle, Hawaii, Great Bend, Newton, Ottawa, Hillsboro, St. George, Conway Springs, Parsons, Norton, Concordia, Burlingame city, Emporia, Quenoem, St. John, and Horton.
"Advance registration indicates a much larger attendance at the Merchants' Short Course this year than last," said F. R. Hamilton, Director of the Extension Division, in speaking of the session to be held at the University February 7 to 11, inclusive.
The programs have been out just one week. Last year we had received less than one-fourth as many advance registrations when the programs had been out the same length of time."
HAMILTON STAGES SHOW
Hunnewell was the first town to register and this will be the first time this town has been represented. Other towns registering for the first time are Springs, Six way, Springs. Six registrations have come from Parsons.
This year's session will last five days. Those of previous years have been only three days in length. Some of those who have received leave have said it gives promise of a course even more interesting than last year's.
Puts on Farce With Slats Cole, Leading Man—K.U., 38; Washburn, 10.
"We are glad to have the new ones," said Mr. Hamilton, "because this shows the movement is spreading, but we are even more pleased to see the old ones re-registration." He adds that it is coming back to. It is an indication that they like what we have to give them."
The basketters must have forgotten that the Dramatic Club was going to put on a show last night for Cole's troupe staged a real force in the gym at the expense of the iabathabs. The team was found to be 38 to 10 after the final curtain.
The Correspondence Study Department of the University Extension Division has been moved from 117 Fraser to 111 Fraser, the room vacated by Assistant Registrar, Miss Emily Zwick and her force.
Those who have rooms to rent or the Merchants' short course Feb. 7-11 please call Extension Division, K. U. 101.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Women Elect Basketball Captain
The freshman basketball girls have elected Iri Nelson as their captain.
Ruth Endicott has been elected captain of the sophomore team.
It was a large company that represented Kansas. Hamilton has been wanting a game in which he could try out all his men and his chance came last night. Thirteen players got into the fracas and everyone had as much of the tangle as could. The crowd liked the fan and stuck it out.
The Snow Zoology Club meets tonight at the library yin Snow Hall at 7:30.
Sigma Delta Chi Beta house Thursday, 8 o'clock
Allen Howland of Ludell spent Tuesday with his brother, Herbert Howland, track man. Allen expects to enter the University next year.
Carroll is now making a 20 per cent discount on all Jersey sweaters.
COLE'S UNDERSTUDIES GO ON
GOLF UNDERSTUDIES DO TO
rough it. It still needs Othe to get to,
reince Referee Hewitt in the first five minutes of play. Four personal fouls were called on the Jayhawker captain and he was asked to retire from the game. Pausch replaced him and after making two personal fouls Lytle was sent to Pausch's rescue. Lytle managed to get two personal during the early parish event. His wife was given a trial. These four centers helped to make things lively.
We are headquarters for Spalding athletic supplies. Carroll's—Adv.
Then there was the jinx—or whatever you call it. Every time a player would get the ball someone would knock it out of his hands. A mad scramble would ensue and another player would enter into the spirit of the occasion and a real force was staged to the delight of all except the scorers.
Both teams played poor ball all through the game. It seemed to be more guess work than team work but the Jayhawkers excelled the Topeakans in all departments of the game. During the first half Bally slipped one field goal through the ring while Nelly scored two goals. These were the only scores in the first half for the Ichabods. This half ended 15 to 4 for Kansas.
It would be a hard job to pick stairs out of the men who got into the jamboree last night. Kowder, who relieved Pattinson and Kennedy, helped get him past the gate. He got four goals from the field and five from the ten foot line in the ten minutes of the affair that he played. Gibben was also right on the free throw line and scored temps as well as four field goals. Nelson showed up best for the visitors. He played good at guard and scored one field goal and four free throws. However, he missed the majority of his chances at the free basket.
This was the final practice—game, rather for the Jayhawkers before they meet the Cornhuskers Friday night. Ten men will leave tonight for Lincoln with Coach Hamilton as chaperone. These ten have been playing in the games so far and have been chosen for this trip. They are apt. Cole, Kennedy, Appel, Kowar, Patinson, Wilson, Pausch, Kowar, and Wilbrush.
CAST OF CHARACTERS
The actors in last night's perform-
ment
Kansas G. FT. F.
Gibbon, rf 4 3 0
Kennedy, lf. 2 0 0
Cole, c. 0 0 0
Appel, rg. 0 0 0
Nelson, lg. 0 0 4
Pausch, c. 0 0 2
Pattinson, lf. 1 0 1
Lyle, c. 0 0 2
Kowder, lf. 4 5 0
Washburn, rb. 1 0 0
Miller, c. 0 0 0
Uhrlaub, rg. 0 0 1
'Folt, lg. 0 0 1
Total 15 8 14
Washburn G. FT. 14
Berg, rf. 0 0 0
Nelson, ig. 1 4 3
Nuell, lf. 1 2 3
Stewart, c. 0 0 2
Baily, rf. 1 0 1
McCosh, rf. 0 0 0
Drake, rf. 0 0 1
Partridge 0 0 1
Howey, Baker, referee. Bond, Kane
dower.
Total 3 4 10
NOTES OF THE GAME
made it all the merrier for the onlookers.
Despite the ten below weather which had to be faced to get to the gym, 367 persons, including squads, coaches, band and spectators, crowded into the gym for the Washburn gambo. Some left early to get to the Dramatic Club show while others stayed to see the fun out.
Among the spectators were found sight dates and eight other women who did not have dates. Unless there was an error, the roll of the honor will not be printed.
The faculty was represented by Coach and Mrs. Herman P. Olcott and Prof. and Mrs. George E. Putnam. These two couples never miss a game regardless of the size of the game or condition of the weather.
At times in the second half it all became necessary to take time out while Hoover and the players stopped laughing. The crowd did not stop but the actors were confused when laughing too hard. This only
The cry "We want forty" was heard early in the second half but the reckless shooting and poor teamwork kept the score from reaching such proportions.
It took Washburn a long time to locate the basket in this game. The half was almost over when Nelson slipped in his first three throw making the score 12 to 1. It looked for a while as if the Ichabods would be held scorelever for the first half of the game.
Someone was heard to remark after the jamboree that if Kansas played the same kind of basketball against Nebraska that they played last night the score. Friday night would be so large that the Cornhuskers will have to borrow one of Hamilton's numerous adding machines.
According to the latest report last night $2.25 was taken in for reserved seats for the game. It might be added that this estimate is high.
McCanes had almost a full band out last night. The weather did not stop the band boys and they put out some first class music.
A report has it that Ross Keeling will not stay for the second term of school. Ross has played his last year of football but has this spring yet to serve on the track squad. He has had two seasons in the team, two years and will be missed this year. Possibly he can be prevailed upon to stay the rest of the year.
In the Missouri Valley Conference meet last spring Kansas took third in the mile run to Barker of Ames and Weaver of Manhattan. Weaver now is enrolled at K. U, and Coach Walter of the Ames basketball squad says that Barker does not expect to return the second semester. Makes things look rosy for Herriott and Sproull, doesn't it?
Ames loses two other good track men this year in Dickinson and Wilkinson. Dickinson pulled quite a few points for the Aggies in the confer-
cemet meet while Wilkinson worked in the pole vault. The latter did not show up extra weil because of the supply of polly vaulters in the Valley.
THE CALENDAR
Thursday
ciety, 1122 Ohio St.
7:00—Men's Glee Club, Fraser Hall.
7:30—Dramatic Club, Green Hall.
7:30—K. U. Debating Society, 313
Fraser Hall.
8:00—Unl. Debating Society, 110
Fraser Hall.
7:00—Mechanical Engineering Society 1129 Ohio St.
Friday
8:00—Morning Prayers, Fraser, the Rev. E, B. Backus, "Patriot-
8:15—Concert, Hawaiian Orchestra,
Fraser Chanel.
Bowersock Theatre Wednesday Night, Jan. 19 A Positive Sell Out!!! Cohan & Harris' Laughing Hit
"It Pays to Advertise"
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Seats now selling at the theatre box office
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Prices: 50c, 75c, $1, $1.50
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