UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. REPORT THAT PROF NUMBER 69 If You Object to Pseudo-wit After Whistle Blows, Protest Phone 25 If your prof holds you after the whistle blows, call K. U., and give the Daily Kickoff the imprint of the class which was held over. Why not a faculty committee on discipline for professors who hold their classes overtime? This seems to be the open season for those professors who can't say all they want to say before the whiteblows. You'll have an extra session held on student time. While no doubt most of the cases of overtime are due to the conscious desire on the part of the professors to earn their salaries, the dormitory officers are committed by the witter members of the faculty family. Some of our professors are blessed with wonderful wit. They can't help being funny. We don't know if they've coeriously at every pause—and are then held overnight to listen to another chestnut. CONDITION GROW The conditions these facts have been popularly lately. The condition is becoming aggravated by the desires of each professor to work his lectures overtime in order to pound in his wisdom to make his students quiz-takers. HERE'S YOUR CHANCE Unfortunately students can't give their proof a cut for holding them overtime. Neither can they rise when the whistle blows and walk out of the room. The professor must teach it, and you it —you call while he finishes his hairn and then do a spring in ten flat to your class. When grades are not yet turned in, it is unwise, to say the least, for a student to assess itself in regard to working time. All he can do is seek with right-leg indignation. This is a difficult and exhausting procedure to go through four times every day. Watch that prof of yours. But there is hope ahead. Beginning tomorrow, any suffering student may report offending professors to the Daily Kansan and their names, including the hour when the offense was committed will be reported in a column under a head which will be most appropriate for the occasion. Watch that prof of yours. Call twenty-five every time he continues a pseudo-joke after the whistle blows. GOSPEL TEAM SUCCEEDS Holidays Did Efficient Work Among Churches And Schools of State During Holidays Church efficiency was the goal towards which the Gospel Teams of the Y. M. C. A. worked on their last trip. As a result, a Church Union was formed at White Cloud, Methampus, and Christ Churches, B. B. Balser will return later to White Cloud and assist the churches in their final plans and in the selection of a pastor. There has been much discussion about the ability of the teams for the smaller churches and the Y. M. C. A. hopes to establish the plan firmly. WORK AMONG HIGH SCHOOLS The gospel teams also organized Chartered Education, and worked among the high school boys, teaching them athletic games, helping them in their school work, and opening courses in hygiene. One night at each town was given to the discuss the student life. These students brought out the largest crowds and of much practical benefit to the University. Efficient church work is the aim of these trips rather than individual conversions and the success achievable through large trips to laver town in the future. The members of the two teams sent out were: B. B. Balser, captain; Charles Sloan, Herbert Howland, J. M. Johnson and L. B. Glyce to White Cloud, Kansas. The Circleville, Kansas delegation were James Sellers, captain, Edward Todd, and Wayne Edwards. To Speak In K. C. Olive Clermont, sophomore College, will go to Kansas City tomorrow morning where she is to speak to the Grandview Mothers' Club on "The Playground—a Supplement to the Home." She was a playground supervisor in Kansas City, Kansas last summer. The Harvard corporation has announced that hereafter admission to the medical school will be offered to students completing two years of work in certain approved institutions. Formerly, students seeking admission were required to hold an academic degree. STUDENTS ARE URGED TO AID RELIEF With the purpose of making hospital supplies, gathering old clothing and obtaining subscriptions of money, to help the warring nations of Europe, a War Relief Club has been formed by the Unitarian Church. The club urges that all University students help by supplying the organization with old clothing. The committee of the club is: Mrs. T. H Chalabee, M. M. N. Benedict and Gillith Snow. All University women are asked to help by spending a few hours a week making bandages and other hospital supplies and they are urged to communicate with the above named committee. TO HEAR UKELELES Sixteen Native Hawaiians Will Play Under Auspices of N. M. C. A. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, JANUARY 5, 1916 Music lovers at the University and in Lawrence will hear a concert of unusual type, when the Hawaiian Orchestra of sixteen members under management of W. S. Ellis will appear before K. a. Audience, Friday Y. M.C.A. The orchestra is made up entirely of native Hawaiians and last summer was on the Redpath-Horner circuit, where they played in the auditorium in Fraser Hall. The orchestra was obtained and the concert will be presented under the auspices of the Y. M. C. A. Finkes, which will cost you $300 per hour. The Y. M. office and at some down town store which will be announced later. MR. BYNNER COMING To Read His Version of "Iphigenia In Tauris" for K. U. Students Witter Bynner, formerly assistant literary editor of McClure's Magazine and a leading American poet and dramatist, will read one of his plays to students of the New York University. Bynner is to spend a week visiting his friend Willard Wathes of the department of English and has consented to read his version of "Ephigenia in Taurus" by Euripides. He has given gift to Fidelio, Pittsburgh, and will give it in St. Louis just before coming to Lawrence. Mr. Byner is a graduate of Harvard and a member of Phi Beta Kappa. In the last issue of Stanley Braithwaite's anthology of magazine verse, Mr. Byner was given the largest number of poems. Mr. Bynner is one of a group of American poets who are voicing the new generation's response. GET THOSE PICTURES NOW! Jayhawker Photographs Must Be By January 20 Says Manager Because of the desire to get the Jayhawker out a month earlier than usual, all seniors must hand their photographs, prince and princess or on before the dairy 20 and all organizations and juniors must be in by February 1st. The Annual office is in the same office with the Daily Kansan and will be open from 11:30 to 12, and 1:30 to 2:30 every day. The office will also be open Monday. We welcome visitors from 10:30 to 10:30. Pictures and day can be sent also to Manager Ross E. Busnark, at 1600 New Hampshire street. The K. U. Limm County Club boys' basketball team defeated the LaCygnite high school team in a well played game on Dec. 30. The score was 75 to 16. The Jayhawker management is en- endeavoring to have the book out by April 1. This makes it necessary for them to hand of hands of the prints by Feb. 15th. The K. U, boys excelled in teamwork and goal shooting, and kept in the lead throughout the game. In line-up of the attack, Roy and William Smith, forward; Wilbur Fischer, center; Elmer Bradley and Julian Stephenson, guards. LINN COUNTY TOSSERS DEFEAT ALCYGNE FIVE There is an army of 21,102,113 Americans at present engaged in actual student life in the United States. No other single country in the world can equal this record. The PitBeta Pi medical fraternity has pledged the following new members: Fred W. Schnitzler, Wichita; Frank M. Hoch, Wilson; George A. Neylon, Paola; and Walter J. Keeler, Lawrence. Pki Reta Pi Pledges Varsity baseball has been aban donated at Franklin & Marshall. NEW HOME FOR ATHLETES Manager Hamilton Drawing Plans for Club House on McCook Field Plans and specifications for the new Athletic building which is to be built on McCook grounds, just south of old sheds, are being completed. O. Hamilton, manager of athletics. Outside athletes will be completed before outside athletic begin in the spring. building at its location. Manager Hamilton was asked to draw up the plans and submit them to the Board. Nothing definite as to the size of the building has been decided upon as yet, but Manager Hamilton is thinking seriously of drawing up plans for a bungalow style, one story high, and constructed so that later another story may be easily added. The building will be large enough to afford plenty of room for the athletic members for at least two or three years. The Board of Administration decided favorably on the erection of the building at its last meeting. BURDICK IS DELEGATE Governor Capper Selects K. U Professor as Representative to N. I. Conference Dr. William L. Burdick professor of Law in the University has been named as delegate to the National Conference on Immigration and Americanization by Governor Capper. This conference will be held in Philadelphia on the nineteenth and twentieth of this month. The session will open with an art exhibit by the immigrant races of America, "The Immigrant in America" a film depicting the life of the immigrant from his arrival in this country will be shown that evening. Many prominent immigrant workers and authorities will gather to take part in the conferences and round tables on the following day. These discussions will be led by such authorities as: Colon Roosevelt; John H. Fahey, President of the Chamber of Commerce of the United States; Louis F. Post, Assistant secretary of the Navy; and Stuart Deerby, Librarian and Editor of the Public; Mary Antin, author of "The Ungranted Gates" and "the Promised Land" as well as other books upon the immigrant problem. The object of the conference is to inaugurate a movement that will instill in the hearts of the strangers within the gates of 'Ellis Island a deep feeling of Americanism, truer realization of American ideals and a love for America. The conference will work along the lines laid down by President Wilson in his recent message to Congress. WILL GIVE LAW COURSE IN COLLEGE NEXT TERM Elementary law for college students—that is the purpose of a new course in law that will be offered to students in the seniors in the College next semester. Heretofer it has been impossible for a man in the College to take even a little law without enrolling in the course. He will need additional fees for the privilege. The new course in the college will avoid this difficulty, and will offer instruction more suited to their needs than the technical courses in the School of Law. Reserved seats for the opening basketball games of the 1915 Jaya-hawker season with the Ames Aggies, Friday and Saturday night in Berlin, where were on sale yesterday afternoon. A large crowd is expected by W. O. Hamilton, manager of athletics, at both games. A re-arrangement of the gymnasium has increased the seating capacity by several hundred. "The idea of the course is to give college men instruction in the ordinary principles of law, such as they are likely to need any time," explained Prof. Blain F. Moore, who will give the new course. The course involves a variety of technical nature, but the students will study the common principles of contracts, wills, and other things that they may need any day." At a meeting of the trustees of Dickinson College, James Henry Morgan was unanimously elected head of that institution. The new course is scheduled for 10:30', and will give three hours credit. BASKETBALL TICKETS ARE PLACED ON SALE The new president of Johns Hopkins, Dr. F. J. Goodnow, has been inaugurated. Massachusetts is considering state university. RICHARD OUT FOR BLOOD Subject of Mr. Southwick's Recital not a Mollycoddle nor a Pacifist 'Richard III" is the Shakespearean drama which Henry L. Southwick of Boston, gave at his recital in Fraser Hall this afternoon. While Shakespeare has shown Richard III as an unmitigated, doubleyed villain, in some instances historians have given it the label "Hood he lived." Brightest of all was "Hood he lived" with greater security, he would have beer, an able and admirable governor. He was "liberal and forgiving to the verge of folly," but of a "tyrannical temperament" and of a passionate friend for music. During his reign he made what, for his time, was a liberal provision for the promotion and encouragement of literary effort. Other good measures marked his brief reign, such as the extension of England's commerce and the repeal of benevolence, but they have generally been attributed to his desire to maintain plurality and to open his bloody accession to the throne rather than to any innate goodness and true conception of his kingship. But Richard was out for blood. There is no doubt of that. The play is not more bloody than the actual career of the hunch-back king; his revolting crimes; his harmonious warmth. All goes well for a time and his crimes bring to the power he covets until his surpassing and monumental crime, the murder of his two young VHILI officers, the eightful of the throne, appels his accomplice. Then the tide turns and nemesis brings Richard's defeat and death in 1485 at the hands of Henry of Richmond who became a monarch, inviting Elizabeth, heiress of the house of York, recieved the two houses of York and Lancaster, thus closing the thirty years' War of the Roses. Mrs. Brown to Organize Committee of Students to Governor Social Affairs TO REGULATE PARTIES The president of the men's organizations of the Hill will meet Wednesday evening at the office of Mrs. Eustace Brown at seven-thirty o'clock. The purpose is that he will attend the meeting that will act with a corresponding women's committee concerning closing hours, dances, chaperones and everything which goes to make up the social life of the student body. Professor Patterson will commit to student interested who meet the plan will be at the meeting. Mrs. Brown urges all the men presidents to be at the meeting as it will be their chance to voice their sentiments on these matters. She suggests that if any organization has a meeting on this night that the vice-president may take charge and the president attend the meeting. About twenty-five women attended the first meeting of Miss Gladys Elliott's gym class which was held Monday night in Robinson Gymnasium. This class is composed chiefly of the women faculty members, wives of students and secretaries employed on the Hill. The women presidents will meet on Thursday evening at the same time if WOMEN'S EVENING GYM CLASS WELL ATTENDED "The object of the class," said Miss Elliott, "is to provide some means of recreation for the women of the University. Any woman connected with the University is welcome to attend the Monday night classes." The class meets each Monday night from 7:30 to 9 o'clock in the gymnasium. The swimming pool and the floor gymnastics were in about equal favor with those who attended the first night. Sayre To Address H. E. F. Dean Sayre, at the School of Pharmacy, will address the Home Economics Club, Thursday, at 4:30, in Room 10, Fraser Hall, on the subject, "Good Housekeeping." Tea will be served from 4:15 to 4:30. Visitors are cordially invited to attend. Sayre To Address H. E. Club The Woman's Athletic Association is largely responsible for the increase in athletics among women of the University. In the past year its membership has increased from 90 to 200. The law course at Washington & Lee has been lengthened to three years. Allegheny College has celebrated its 100th anniversary. CLOCK IN SPOONER TURNS A NEW LEAF CLOCK IN SPOONER No, not the Oancellor. Nor Mrs. Brown. Guess who made a New Year's resolution! Brown. And it wasn't the office cat And it whatah? library clock. Having passed the time in slothful idleness all fall, the clock in the main reading room of Spooner Library, that self-same clock which has caused so many students to be late to class, that self-same clock - brace yourself now - is running. It started out the new year again, resolution never to again, did this clock which hasn't run a minute all fall. And so far it has not broken its resolution. THE STUBBS BOYS AT PRINCETON Well, well, and is this our Governor Stubbs in the morning paper who has just taken his two boys back east to enter Princeton? The same Governor Stubbs who from one end of the state to the other lambasted K. U. for its classical courses, "aastronomical mathematics" to be exact, and advocated more "salt-rising bread" courses, more practical studies for the youth of Kansas, courses that spelled bread and butter? There must be some mistake. Surely it is not our former Governor who has chosen for his boys what is probably the most classical institution in the land. There must be some mistake. Well, if this is the same Governor Stubbs his boys at Princeton will not be sent to classes in badly-ventilated, badly-lighted basements, nor assigned to overcrowded classes, nor to laboratories with archaic and incomplete equipment. He thought that good enough for Kansas boys. He vetoed an appropriation that would have greatly remedied conditions for Kansas boys at K. U. Nor will the Stubbs boys at Princeton be without dormitories, nor a Student Union, nor an auditorium, nor sufficient and highclass instructors. They will find at Princeton twice as many instructors per one hundred students as at K. U.; 320,000 volumes in the library as against 100,000 at K. U. And yet six years ago K. U. was good enough for the average Kansan's son in the opinion of the Governor. Perhaps it is the Governor's astute financial sense. He doubtless has had it pointed out to him that at Princeton nearly $400 is expended on each student while at K. U., the great state of Kansas—the great state with educational ideals, the great state that is out of debt,—expends $176 per student for instruction, taxing the citizens of the state the substantial sum of 14 cents on $1000 valuation for their University. And out of this $176 must the University, largely at Governor Stubbs' demand, look after one hundred and one activities of the state, water-testing, drug-testing, community music, etc. Nothing like this at Princeton. It is not a case of sour grapes with us. If we were not loyal Kansans, or did not have fathers who were loyal Kansans and we had the necessary fare to New Jersey and back, perhaps, who knows? we might be enjoying the educational advantages of Princeton, or Michigan, or Yale, or Wisconsin—along with the Stubbs boys. There have been as great souls un known to fame as any of the most fa mous.—Poor Richard's Almanac. Mabel Elmore Has Grippie Mabel Elmore had a rather strenuous vacation, spending two days as instructor in the physical department of the Topeka High School. The exertion proved too muqi for her, however, for she fell ill with the gripe and was confined to her home during the remainder of vacation. DO YOUR CRAMMING NOW Only Eighteen More Days Until Quiz Week; Bug Early; Avoid the Rush Do your quiz-week crammingle early! Only eighty days remain to get ready for the final ordeal. The examiner will check on its decision on the fateful hours. In a few days the doleful schedule will be posted on every bulletin board to serve as an incentive under the dark days that are to be. The final examinations for the fall semester will start Saturday afternoon, Jan. 22, and continue until Friday noon, Jan. 28. The "K" book again is wrong. Quizzes are to begin on Saturday, January 22 instead of on the following Tuesday as the "K" books indicate. This is good. The K books made by Registrar George O. made more time to prepare for enrollment after quizzes are over and grades are reported. amined Monday a. m., Jan. 24, 1916. Classes meeting at 3:30 will be ex- cused. The following schedule of examinations was presented by the committee on examinations, composed of Professors E. F. Stimpson, M. and C. H. Ashton, and approved yess meeting of the University Senate; amined Tuesday a. m., Jan. 25, 1910. Classes meeting at 4:30 will be en- cled on Friday. Classes meeting at 1:30 will be examined by J. Jan. 25, 1916. Classes meeting at 9:00 will be examined by J. Jan. 25, 1916. amined to meet me at 8:30 will be ex- amined Tuesday a. m., M. J. 25, 1916. armed Tuesday p. 12 armed Wednesday a. m., Jan. 26. examined Wednesday a. m., Jan. 26. Exclusive Saturday Classes will be examined Wednesday, p. M., Jan. 26. Classes meeting at 10:30 will be examined Thursday a. m., Jan. 27, 1916. Classes meeting at 2:30 will be examined Friday a. m., Jan. 28, 1916. Three hour classes (and one hour classes meeting on Mon, Wed, or Fri.) will be examined from 8:30 to 10:30 if scheduled above for the morning; from 1:30 to 3:30 if scheduled above for the afternoon. Laboratory classes will be examined at the time corresponding in the schedule above to the first laboratory period or at the time corresponding to the second. The staff (staff) at the discretion of the head of the department concerned. Two hour classes (and one hour classes meeting on Tu. or Th.) will be examined from 10:50 to 12:30, if scheduled above for the morning, from 3:50 to 5:30, if scheduled above for the afternoon. Four and five hour classes will be examined from 8:30 to 11:30, if scheduled above for the morning; or from 9:30 to 11:30, if scheduled above for the afternoon. Classes meeting on Saturdays and not on other days in the week will be examined Wednesday p. m. from 1:30 to 3:00 for one and two hour courses; from 1:30 to 3:30 for three hour courses. Students desiring to take entrance examinations during this week, apply to E. F. Stimpson, chairman of Com. examinations, Room 202 Blake, at once. Board Meeting Postnomed Board meeting. The absence of Chancellor Strong, who is at Rosedale today attending a meeting of the medical faculty, the meeting of the board of administration, scheduled to take place at the University this afternoon, was postponed indefinitely. Only an informal gathering took place, the mechanism being made definite action until a time when the Chancellor could be present. The board will meet again later in the month. Hugo Wedell, secretary of the University Y. M. C. A., will go to Norman, Okla., Wednesday, January 12; to assist Raymond Robins in a religious campaign at the University of Oklahoma. He' will return the following Sunday. Raymond Robins is at present conducting a five day campaign at Manhattan in which Mr. Wedell is assisting. Wedell To Help Robi... THE CALENDAR Thursday 8:40. Morning Surgery, Fraser, Prof. C. A. Shulb, A*Fatal Dime. 4:30. 4:30—Home Economics Club, 10 Friar Hall. 8:30—Society, Home of 7:00 - Mech, Eng. Society. Home of Prof. A. H. Slusso. 7:00 - Men's Blee Club, Fraser Hall 3:30 - K. U. Debating Society, 313 8:00- University Debating Society, 110 Fraser Hall. 8:00 - Morning Prayers, Fraser, Prof. C. A. Shull, "Sunset." Send the Daily Kansan home