UNIVERSITY DRIET KANSAS Only 10 More Shopping Days 'Till Christmas A Muffler Will Please "Him" We've served men so long that we know what men like—and our long association with them leads us to believe that a muffler for Christmas will please them immeasurably. We are showing a very complete line of really new designs in silk or knitted 50c to $5 "The House of a Thousand Gifts" It's The GIFT We bring home that is most highly prized. Remember this before you leave for your Christmas vacation. This store will help you. Kid Gloves, Hosiery, Handkerchiefs, a Silk or Lace Waist, Furs, Silk Umbrellas, and many novel items from our Fancy Goods Tables THE STORE OF GREATEST SELECTION Your Individuality and Quality Photography You can furnish the first. Let us furnish the other. Twenty years in close touch with all of the up-to-the-minute methods of photography qualifies us to take pictures reflecting your distinctive personality, and not merely a general outline of your features. A business of long standing in Lawrence enables us to give you the low rate of $3.00 for a dozen Quality Photos and a gloss print for the Jayhawker. The LOOMAS STUDIO (Over the Electric Light Office) 719 Mass. St. Phone H-210 Send the Daily Kansan Home Plain Tales from the Hill Well, the news is out. Coach Occoni is going to become a benedict. Saturday afternoon the former Yale gridiron star modestly admitted that he was leaving Lawrences for a marriage to Miss Evelyn Dutton Fogg of Portland, Maine, will take place the evening of December 22. The ceremony will be performed at the home of E. H. Van Dyke, the owner of the New York Stock Exchange. THE COACH WILL MARRY The bridal trip will consist of a tour of the New England states and Canada, ending up in Lawrence about January 5th. The Olcott will be "at home" after February 1, 1916, at 1704 Kentucky street. Lawrence musical circles will receive quite an addition in Mrs. Olcott for the bride is a former pupil of Madame Milka Terina, and has quite a reputation in the east as a concert singer. Her voice is a high contralto. In addition to many of the former Yale football stars who will attend the wedding there will be one person of importance in the literary world in Kate Douglass Wiggin, an intimate friend of the bride. A BELGIAN CHRISTMAS It was Christmas Eve. From the cracked window pane Jack Frost shook his chapped fists at the bent and crippled figure of a man, who crouched upon the hearth before a dying fire. He was constructing a firebox with a hole of cigar box; and near the fire lay a corn-cob doll, bedecked in a crisp husk dress. Presently the man finished his work; and he placed the two strange designs together, where the light would fall on them best; and began talking to the impassive doll—The fire flickered feebly, and the walls of the house seemed darkened—The man raised his head and listened. Then he rose, drew his coat tighter to his thin form, and passed into an outer room. An nour passed—He returned; and now he seemed gaunter and more broken; and felt his way across the room like one half blind, and crouched again before the fire, whose flame now flickered and died, flickered and died He stared at it. Then his-hand went slowly to the doll, and he thrust it into the flames. The chair moved closer. He held out his hands to the warmth, hold out his hands to the warmth. "She'll not need make-believe toys this Christmas," he said to the doll, An hour later the frost crackled again. The sound angered the man, for the lights had all gone out and he was—alone. NOTICE TO CUBS The editor of this column has decided to give no further space to cases of sickness, popularly known as "a girappe". He maintains that the trip from Columbia, via Kansas City weather profit says that wet of the "trip" should be cleared up by this date. P. Conner, the Kansas City weather profit says that weather would drive away the epidemic, but it appears to have been quite the reverse at K. U. Donald Hutt, who was a freshman on the Hill in 1912, came in from Middland, Texas, Thursday evening to attend the Phi Gam annual pig dinner. Don is running a. ranch of his own at Middland. William McClure, one of Uncle Jimmy's boys of the class of 1914, returned to make a visit with his K. U. friends last week. McClure built a house while a student and is now trying to trade his property for弯 Douglas boxed in stock raising at Republic City for the past year, but expects to take up law practice next year in Kansas City. Prof. Robert Ogden of the department of Psychology made the statement that the lump in the throat accompanies emotions of sadness and love. One of his students desires to know if that accounts for the reason why so few of the professors have large Adam's apples. Neal Ireland, chairman of the Gospel Team Committee of the University Y. M. C. A. is planning on sending student gospel teams to White Cloud and Circleville during the Christmas holidays. Ireland hopes to enlist several athletes on the two teams. Romulus Church, the sophomore who in an issue of the last week's daily Kansan expressed a desire of locating another student with a birthday occurring on the day following Ground Hog Day has had success in finding one student, also a sophomore, who lives just across the street from the church at 1229 Ohio and has a birthday on the same date. Harry McColloch, a senior in the college, had a birthday Sunday. To remind Harry of his knickerbocker days his mother baked a large cake and he'd a dinner party to celebrate it, but now it's the blowing out of the candles made him feel a dozen years younger instead of a year older. LIKENESS STALKS THE CAMPUS The Metropolitan Life Insurance Company with offices in the Bower- sock building has been experiencing an unusual run on an order of its new 1916 calanders. Mr. Faust, the local agent, hasn't been able to learn the reason for the run on his cadenades than that from a distinctive face of a young maiden—a maiden with blue eyes and fluffy reddish-brown hair. A student appears at the office—always alone—asks for a calandres tucks it shylly into the pocket in the picture the student sees appealing, pathetic blue eyes, a perfect oval face, and hair that carries a touch of Irish red. Students say that she's a freshman on the Hill; that she has been posing for some artist, she has double, or that some artist has an idea. THE CALENDAR 8—Morning Prayers, Fraser, Dean L. E. Sayre, "Peace on Earth." MONDAY 4:30—Lecture, Frank Speight (London), Dicken's Recital. 7:30—Second Band, Fraser TUESDAY 8—Morning Prayers, Fraser, Dean L. E. Sayre, "Peace on Earth." 2:30 - Entomology Club, Museum 4:00 - W. G. A., Myers Hall 4:30 - Mathematics Club, 103 Ad. Bldg. Paul W. Harleyue, Bldg. Paul W. Harleyue, 7—County Club Union, 110 Fran- ce Hall ser Hall. 7-Men's Glee Club, Fraser Hall. 1:30-Zoology Club, Show Hall 1:30-Choral Union, High School Auditorium 7:30—Orchestra, Fraser chapel. 7:30—Zoology Club, Snow Hall. 8-German Verein, comedy, "Eiener Muss Heiraten," Green Hall 8:30—Freshman mixer, Ecke's Hall. WEEKDAY 8- Morning Prayers, Fraser, Dean L. E. Sayre, "Peace on Earth." 3:30—Preliminary Tryouts for Debating Teams, Green Hall. 4:30 - Cercle fronds, W. 4:30 - S. G. A., Fraser Hall. 4:30—Chem, Eng. Club, 210 Chem Building 4:30-Mining Engineering Society; Haworth Hall. Haworth Hall. 7—Women's Glee Club, Fraser Hall. Hall. 7:30—Botany Club, Snow Hall. 7:36 Dahlk Club, Staw Shaw Club 7:45 Qua Club, Rest Room of Fraught 7:55 8:15-Band concert, Fraser chapel. 8:30-Civil Engineering Society. THURSDAY 8-Morning Prayers, Fraser, Dean L. E. Sayre, "Peace on Earth." 7—Mech. Engr. Society, Home of Prof. A. H. Sluss. 7:30- M-Men's Club, Fraser Hall. 7:40- Frize Delantal Society, 312 Frazer 8—University Debating Society, 110 Fraser Hall. FRIDAY 8—Morning Prayers., Fraser, Dean L. E. Sayre, "Peace on Earth." Theta Sigma Phi Initiates Theta Sigma Phi, honorary journalistic sorority, held initiation last night at the Alpha Chi Omega house for the following: Mildred Eppard, Margaret McAlvin, Estella Foster and Marion Lewis. Honorary members who were Millo Carter are Mrs. Lee Riley, Miss Fay King, Miss Francis Davis, Miss Laura French, Mrs. Nan Willison Sperry, Miss Hannah Mitchell, Miss Bessie Wood and Mrs. J. W. Evans. Give the children all they want. Red Cross Cough Drops. 5c per box. —Adv. Kodaks for Christmas, Evans Drug Store, 819 Mass. St.-Adv. Order McNish's aerated distilled water. Both phones, 198...Adv. Kodaks for Christmas, Evans Drug Store, 819 Mass. St.-Adv. Send the Daily Kansan Home The last edition of the Kansan before Christmas, will be printed Friday, December 17 Walter Steinhauser, '17, College, waltersu.edu/nr/worthlast week weeks associated Illus.' An epidemic of garage-building has broken out among the gentlemen of the faculty. December 18 holds different things in store for President Wilson and the first president formerly into "bondage" for life while the later escapes for two weeks. Wanted. Some one to compose the music to a song hit, entitled: Oh! It's nice to dance until morning, But we are afraid to come home after Oh! It's nice to dance until morning. But we are afraid to come home after Going Home— Then you should be interested in INDESTRUCTO Trunks and Luggage Not a bad suggestion for a Christmas gift, either. Sold by us only, in this city. Xmas Suggestions from the Pennants Students' Downtown Store e Leather Pillow Tops Collegiate Blankets Footballs Basketballs Sweaters Lorgevs Ash Trays Maaazine Subscriptions Smokina Stands The finest Pipes Xmas Cigars Tobaccos, 1-2 and 1 lb. jars Tobacco Pouches CARROLL'S NEXT TO ELDRIDGE Do You Bowl? Just opened BRUNSWICK BOWLING ALLEYS 714 Mass. St. K BOOKS Special Price at $1.50 (Regular Price $2.50) UNIVERSITY SEALS-BRONZE Special Price $2.75 (Regular $2.50) Come in and see our fine line of Holiday Presents UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE 803 Massachussetts Street Complete line of Fraternity, Sorority, and K. U. Stationery, Pennants, and Banners