UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
THEATRE VARSITY Call No. 8 or tell ushers about line party reservations before 7 p.m. TONIGHT ONLY Ethel Barrymore in the "FINAL JUDGEMENT"
Bowersock Theatre Matinee and Night Saturday, December 4
Prices, Matinee 25-35c; children under 12 years, 15 cents Prices, Night 25c, 35c, and 50c. Tickets now on sale at Bowersock Theatre box office. Bell Phone 10.
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The Musical Treat of the Season
BOWERSOCK THEATRE MONDAY, DEC. 6
The De Koven Opera Company Considered by all critics the Greatest Light Opera Organization in the World In a Magnificent Production of
ROBIN HOOD
The acknowledged evergreen and ever welcome idyl of Light Opera
With an All Star Cast. An Augmented Orchestra.
Prices, Parquet, 1st 8 rows...$2.00
Parquet, Next 9 rows...1.50
Balcony, 1st 3 rows...1.00
Balcony, Next 5 rows...75
Second Balcony...50
Tickets now on sale at Theatre Box Office
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It's All in the Name NEEDS SETTLED POLICY
Tropidonotus Fasciatus Fasci-
nates the Eyes and the Ears
of the Daughter of Eve
Some persons lavish all their spare time on dogs—big dogs, little dogs, bull dogs or white, fuzzy-wuzzy dogs; others squander all their affections on cats—nice, fat, fat, lazy cats that p-U-r-p-r-; still others have parrots and say they like sea animals. “South Sea Island” diction, But Miss Elizabeth Pratt, women’s sport director, scorns all such common every-day pets. Such pets have feet, legs, ears, and hairy skins, and they make loud, disturbing noises; they are not desirable; they mew and bark and chatter and talk; they are not to be compared with little Tropidonotus fasciatus, who does not attack dogs, but chatter, chatter, chatter, who bites only now and then; and who ever and always preserves a golden silence—aside from an occasional affection hiss.
The other day while in the gym surrounded by a number of women, Miss Pratt asked if they cared to see him out on his own. He hummed him out of her sweater pocket.
Nobody Loves Him
"Oh! A snake!" and the women fled in a wild panic.
"Don't be afraid, girls. He is only a baby, just four inches long and very tame. No, little Tropidotonus Fasciatus wouldn't hurt anybody. See the cute little fellow trying to run up under my sweater sleeve. Your arm is just a little bit longer than him last night running across the road. When you grab a snake just back of the head he can't bite; and it is but a short time until he can be tamed. This is a swamp snake and he's just as nice as his name. I make Trophy a nice bed out of grass filled with frogs, and I'm ready to breakfast. I've been trying to find some ant eggs for you to make a fine meal."
"I guess I'll have to let him go," continued Miss Pratt sorrowfully. "Nobody cares for me when I have little Tropodontus Fasciatus. The notion we've inherited from Eve that snakes are bad and malicious is wrong. They will never harm you if you don't molest them."
"But when did you ever commence to play with the horrid things?" asked one girl from a far away corner.
Tropidonatus Related to Rhombise
"Oh I lived on a ranch and always played by myself. Folks used to say I would be a naturalist, but I find the study of women just as interesting."
Miss Pratt paused, smiled and then went on. "You must know that the Tropodionetus Fasciatus is not of the Erythroposter gaster or Compressidcus a variety of snakes, as commonly supported by the quants Northern Canada, western United States as far south as Kansas. It has no loarial, internasal nor pre-cular plates, but has yellow labials. It is closely related to the Tropodionetus Rhombic, Cycloplumia and Taxisplutus; but it is not poisonous, although it has a sinister appearance among snakes. It was uninitiated. The Tropodionetus Fasciatus——" But Miss Pratt's audience had fled.
THEY WENT, THEY SAW— AND RETURNED BAREF
A meeting for the men and women interested in the study of the Prohibition question and its related topics will be held in Myers Hall on January 14. In four, a Tentative class organization was made last month and since the officers have attempted to stir interest in the study of this subject.
It seems as though these two particular young men boarded the train in Columbia with wet feet (no explanations needed) and, before curling up on the lazy-back seats of a Wabash day coach to commune with Morpheus, they pulled off their heavy and water-soaked shoes. The frigidity of the atmosphere of their forebears forced them to peek around one and they picked their way,鞋less, to another coach, carefully dodging pins, banana peels and grips which were strenuled along the aisles.
Sockless Jerry didn't have much on to loyal Jayhawks who, upon arriving in Kansas City, Friday morning, from the mud-crawling contest held in Columbia, found it necessary to get off the train and enter the Union Station without any shoes. The unarmed matriates were soon alerted to the alarm of triangular figures of their plight and explanations of their plight and just what happened came forth.
Prohibition Enthusiasts Meet
Smoke Little Egypt, mild smoke, 5c cigar> Adv.
But alas! the coach which they left was swabbed to another train-
Of course, both of the fellows,
being plutocrats, had extra pairs of
shoes in Lawrence. Sam and Jim
 didn't leave the K. C. station that
morning to celebrate Kansas
victory, but stuck around the station
and boarded the first train for Lawrence and those extra pairs of shoes
the moment. So long as that is the case, so long as a power whom we deem neutral—those demands we have not troubled to understand—can suddenly join our enemies, no nation, however great, is safe.
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America's Lesson
"That is the lesson for America in this war. What policy are your arms going to defend? Which nations accept that policy and which nations do not? How can we meet their views? How far are you prepared to go with others in maintaining some general policy of protection to protect the interests of all?"
"If you do not answer these questions definitely and associate the answers with your military preparation, that preparation, however well executed will maintain peace, but to ensure the protection of your rights and interests. And the end of it all will be, if you follow the worst instead of the best side of European example that you will receive. You must same kind of slavery under which the men of Europe now suffer; a conscription not merely of the body but that conscription of the soul and conscience which the worst manishad is suffering would have veiled. The individual German or Frenchman is not free to obey his conscience in the gravest acts that concern him; he must kill in a quarrel the merits of which he has no means of judging; he is deliberately deceived and disorganized; he may also necessary and inevitable it is not freedom.
“Are you going to subject our generation, or the coming one to the risks of the same kind of physical and spiritual serfdom? What kind of burden do you propose (x) ensure for them in the measures you are now contemplating?”
Lectures Tonight
Mr. Angell will lecture tonight at the Pi Upsilon house before the International Polity Club. He will spend the night in Lawrence.
D. Y. C. S. E. SAYS BUSENBARK
Jayhawker Manager Wants Seniors to Turn In Their Pictures Before Christmas
"Do Your Christmas Shopping Early?" is to have a practical application in a novel way to a campaign started today by Ross Busebank, N.C. Ross has asked Ross—you may remember—is the young man who urged all the seniors to turn in their pictures for the Jayhawker by November 30. Well—Ross has changed his mind about it and he will be extended to December 15.
"I hate to do it," he said this morning, "but the photographers down town have been so rushed with work that it will be impossible for them to get all the pictures done. So many junior and sophomores are having their pictures taken that the seniors have difficulty in securing dates with these students. I feel the session in time of fifteen days should be sufficient, and I hope that all seniors who haven't yet been photographed will attend to the matter at once.
"Include the item in your Christmas shopping list," advises Ross. And then do your Christmas shopping early."
Gospel Team At Conference
John Michener and Hazen Lanning
attended the Gospel Team Conference
which was held at Wichita
University, The University of
Among those addressing the conference
were: H. L. Heinzman, International Secretary of the Y. M. C.
,A Fred E. Pierce, State Secretary for Rural Work, and "Pep" Graffon,
the conference, Ottawa University and K-Institute having the largest celebrations.
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EVANS DRUG STORE 819 Mass. St.
Paramount Picture PROGRAM
Bowersock Tonight
2 shows—7:45, 9:15 Jesse Lasky presents The World Famous Beauty EDNA GOODRICH in her photo play debut—
"Armstrong's
Armstrong's Wife"
A Modern Drama.
Paramount Newspaper
Admission 10c.
For information Call 10.
FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES
FISCHER'S
THE most progressive store, or the store for the most progressive men—read it either way, it's true.
THE wonderful increased sales indicate with certainty that many more men are finding out the truth of it every week. Will you test it when you need the next pair of shoes?
NO matter how particular you are about your footwear, we'll try our best to please you.
FISCHER'S
Your Gloves Cleaned FREE
Bring your white or colored kid gloves to the store this week and we will clean them Free. The only exception is that they have not been cleaned before with gasoline. "Erado" will clean them instantly without leaving a spot or making them stiff.
Be sure and see this perfect cleaner demonstrated.
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YOUR PERSONAL APPEARANCE
in society, in every day life, depends much on the clothes you wear. If these clothes are not well laundered, if they are soiled and mussed, you will not have that neat appearance that comes from
GOOD LAUNDERING
The latest improvements in machinery, excellent service, efficient checking system, and many other details help The Lawrence Steam Laundry to Help Your Personal Appearance.
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908 Mass. St.
Phones 383
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