UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Texas EDITORIAL STAFF William Cady ... Editor-in-Chief Wilbur Pischer ... Associate Wilbert Reisch ... Advisor BUSINESS $1AIR Chas. Sturtevant..., Business Manager BUSINESS STAFF REPORTORIAL STAFF Chester Patterson Larry Vernon A. Moore Ralph Ellis Richard Bills Guy Servicen Guy Servicen John Gleisner Bruce Brindel Brandi Brindel Roop Tuebarkh Charles E. Sweet Charles E. Sweet Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-lawyer mail matter of office of lawyers, Kansas, under the name of Lawrence. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone. Bell K. U. 25. Published in the afternoon five tithe weeks before the arrival of variety of khakwas from the press of the Indian press. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of us, no further than merely printing, the news by standing up for it; playing no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be funny; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to give students the university's students of the University. FRIDAY, NOV. 19, 1915 It is not enough to know; we must tell us, we know to account— Goethe. LETS GO. KANSAS. "Let's go, Kansas!" Where? To Missouri. When? Thanksgiving day. What for? To see as great a football "tangle"—as lively a fight—as was ever put on by the two competing football teams. Missouri has increased her gait steadily since the season, with the last battle a decisive victory. Kansas has played a consistent game, piling up points on every team played, with the exception of the Owen machine and the Cornhuskers. Will we win? Of course. Do not deny yourself the pleasure of seeing this victory and do not withhold from the team your support at Columbian. As the folks to spare that turkey's neck until after the game, for you will eat nothing but Tiger meat Thanksgiving day. "Let's go Kansas!" down to Missouri on the twenty-fifth where we can really be thankful for that Tiger dinner which the team is going to serve us in good old fashion Jayhawk style. SETTLE DOWN! With the football season drawing to a close, the semester half over and affairs beginning to assume a natural trend, it might be advantageous for some of us to take a peep into a book once in a while. It really seems a shame to spend dad's good money for board and room, when we have to wait from one week end to the other to see a football game. But maybe dad didn't have that idea in mind when he cranked up the Ford and hiked us off to the station in September. Anyway, a word to the unwise ought to be sufficient. Some really hard licks between now and Christians might help our batting averages on the books of the profs. They may even take it into mind to put us or the All-American. A SACRIFICE TO PROGRESS Get out that crepe again, George, and drape it gracefully around the crown of your John B. Another condition has gone the way of its fellows, another custom has fallen under the axe of progress. No more can the brothers put on their clean collars and, after carefully arranging vari-colored silk handkerchiefs in their breast pockets go forth in a body after the evening meal to call on some sorority. No more can they spend a carefree hour between seven and eight in the evening looking deep into their favorite color of eyes or practicing the terpsichorean art in company with some feather-footed nymph. Hard it is George, very hard, but it is a sacrifice to learning. The decree went forth that the custom was injurious to study, in that it broke into the evening and made serious work impossible until nine or after. it was not the hour spent in calling alone that was censored but the fact that the succeeding hour was spent in dreams and in quieting the tremulous flutterings of palpitating hearts. This it was that caused the Senate to express a wish that the custom might be numbered among the missing. This wish was expressed to the women's pan-helenic association and courageously they preformed their duty. Without faltering or wavering they resolutely passed the motion that ended forever the little parties that have for so long a time been a feature of the social activity of the school. It was nobly done. A sacrifice to the advancement of erudition that will be remembered long after the sorrow caused by the passing of the old custom has ceased to make morbid the life of students. RAH! AGAIN FOR KANSAS They say that Kansas lost a foot ball game last Saturday. Right again. But on the same afternoon, Fred Rodkey, who spends nearly half his time running around over the country in insufficient clothing, hopped over five miles of dirt and into the north gate of McCook Field to find that he had smashed his own record in the Missouri Valley. Right behind him was Grady, and then, not so very far behind, were more Kansas men. In fact, the showing was so good that William Oliver Hamilton has sent his team to Madison, Wisconsin to compete in the Western Conference meet tomorrow. Rodkey is doped to take first place and all K. U. is with him. WE WANT 'EM, TOO The new dormitories for women a Grinell College have just been completed and have been declared to be the most artistic of any similar buildings in the West. As the poor little boy says, it must be wonderful to have the things you like. We are not envious at all of Grinell, only it would be rather nice to have some dormitories here too. To want the most artistic in the West would be asking too much of Providence. Grinell's quadrangle of dormitories consists of one large building surrounded by four cottages. At least we have the ground and the view to go with beautiful dormitories when we can have them. May be some day some one will be kind enough to die and leave us the money with which to build a decent rooming house for men and one for women. Not that we want to have anybody die for our benefit, or anything like that, but—— RADICAL LIMITATION "Education" for October makes the following statement and commen- "Ocidental College in Los Angeles, California, takes high ground in limiting the freshman class to one hundred and fifty members, all of whom must be admitted 'conditions' that make little truth trouble; they that they intend to remain at least two years. Thus 'Ocidental' seeks to build up a good constituency well prepared for college and with some definite ideas in advance, about what they want in going to college. We will tell doubtless insure the turning out of an excellent product by Ocidental College." What we do upon some great occasion will probably depend upon what we already are; and what we are will be the result of previous years of self-discip: line.—Canon Liddon. It seems a somewhat drastic method of "weeding out." Heretofore, "the survival of the fittest" between the high school and the college has worked a sufficient reduction. To place any additional distraction before the effect who can have but not all of college, seems unfortunate, to say the least. Should all colleges adopt such a measure, the effect might be disastrous, rather than helpful. Judged by the standards of democracy, it will hardly meet the test. However if such a course has been adopted how should we secure the "greatest good to the greatest number," opinions may better be reserved until it has passed the experimental stage. Question. Ah, my love has wondrous hair Locks of golden, glittering brown, But 'twill drive me to despair Does she take it "off" or "down" ? No worry his, no care nor pain, His life is all a sweet refrain: Poll's. Biog, or the Globe. THE MAN ON THE FENCE He sits there smoking, blowing rings, Or chewing match sticks while he sings: Or the Hyp's more tragic robe — Then back upon the fence again. 'Tis there he sits and whittles chips or Else a paltry nickle flips; As up into the air it sails, He calls the turn and says it's tails. then. Or on perchance looks at his watch, and slouches back up on the rails. I wonder as I see him there, I wonder as I see him there, His eyes half-glazed with baredom's If he does not have thoughts and dreams. Inside his head in heaps and reams: Stories he has left untold; Mother—Why don't you yawn when he insists on staving so long. THE QUESTION BOX He—There goes the honestest girl in the world. This department did not预谋 to answer questions about the host of its ability. It reserves no time to ask about coins, stamps or billed taxes that you can easily obtain. We are concerned concerning the vital problems of the department; and we concern the nature of the experts in this department. Just Like a Girl The front door of Fraser is too heavy for me to open. Can you tell me what I should do about it? Daughter—I did and he told me what beautiful teeth I had.—Ledger. insuit. toile her has left untold; toile her with hair of burnished gold— To the Question Editor: Yours is not an exceptional case, Perplexed. We have noticed that many freshmen this year are having the same trouble. It all arises from the fact that no thoughtful upper-classman has told you that freshmen are not supposed to open the doors of Fraser. That is the way Dean and Dean were placed so convenient near the entrance. If you will simply kick, one of these gentlemen will come and open the door for you. There are always a number of young men on the campus who would like nothing better than to open the door for you. You are supposed to enclose your picture. By all means do this at once. The Editor has a little vacant time during the day, and it might be that he could be on hand himself to open the door for you. We are much in favor of blending if you wish, but ultimately this course do not change it. After seeing you, we might change our preference. Girl with hair of burned gold;- Perhaps he isn't what he seems! I am afraid that. I do not understand the University young man. At first I had more dates than I could take care of, and now I find myself a new one. My sister was always very popular in my home town and this kind of treatment hurts me most awfully bad. My sorority sisters don't seem to be able to help me, so I write to you for advice. My sister encourages seniors seldom ask for a second date. "What's he doing in that costume?" I. D. Clare. My Dear Miss Clare: I assume in the first place that you are attractive and the only reason for your failure is your attitude actions to the young men. In the first place when "he" arrives have a freshman meet him and show him a seat. Keep him waiting in the parlor at all times minute and thus will help him all the time to see you. He will be supplied with two or three "K books and will thoroughly enjoy waiting. On the way to the theatre tell him of all the boys who called you during the week. And, my dear, don't forget to tell him all about the grand and glorious times you had in your high school. Tell him how perfectly great Dick was, dates, but Hiry was charming blue eyes. This will entertain him during the show and you can depend on your wit to have something to say at the cafe. Always order the most expensive dishes because if you don't he will think you are from a cheap family. When you get a find some books to read something the trick book and then the trick is turned. He will have you dated up three or four weeks in advance. Diplomacy "He's taking a correspondence course and the sophs wrote him a letter asking him to. haze himself." Yale Record. He—She won't even take a kiss without returning it—California Pel. Yale Record. She stabbed me once, she stabbed me twice. "Oh, why?" I cried in pain, "Oo-oo-oo!" Mr. Barker said. And ran me through again. "Oh, why," I cried in pain, She—How's that? Illinois Siren. NOVEMBER 25 $ ^{TH} $ !! Show your spirit of appreciation for all that the year has brought you-by wearing new clothes, made expressly for you-from your own choice of woolen and fashion and leave your measure today with our local dealer "The Albemarle" Sam'l G. Clarke GOOD BOARD-at $3.25 a week at 1113 Rhode Island Street. 1848W. WANTED - Single room for girl Phone 1784W. 49-3 WANT ADS CLOTHIER Barber Shops TO FENT - Modern 5-room cottage, furnished or unfurnished, cheap if taken at once. Family leaving town. 107 E. 19th St., near Mass. 49·3* Barber Shops Go where they all go J. C. HOUCK 913 Mass. Jewelers Send the Daily Kansan home. Pantatorium CLASSIFIED LOST—Phi Beta Phi arrow. Grace Zoellmer engraved on back. Finder call 99. 50-3* MISS ESTELLA NORTHRUP, china painting. Orders for special occasions or for the holidays carefully handled. 735 Mass. Phone B152. WANTED-University girls to canvass, permanent work for women in the demonstrator Willis' Drum Unit. Mass. Phone 768B after 130 p.m. m. 50-3* China Painting K. U. Shoe shop and pantatorium is the best place for best results. 1342 Ohio. Phone Kennedy Plumbing Co., for gas goods and Mazda Lamps. 937 Mass. Phones 658. Plumbers Shoe Shop Ed. W. Parsons, Engraver, Watchmaker and Jeweler. Diamonds and Jewelry. Bell phone 717. 717 Mass. Street. 7O7 Mass. St. Eldridge Bldg. B. H. DALE, Artistic Job Printing both phones 228, 1027 Mass. Printing "The Chandler" At no other store will you find a more comprehensive showing of all that's exclusive and desirable Delivery to suit your convenience. FORNEY SHOE SHOP, 1017 Mass. St. Don't make a mistake. Alll ware is stocked. Dressmaking Mrs. M, A, Morgan, 1321 Tenn. Up-to-date dressmaking and ladies' tailoring. Party dresses a speciality. Prices vary reasonable. PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires studio. Both phones. Harry Reding, M. D. Eye, ear, nose and throat. Glasses fitted. Office. F. A. U. Bldg. Phones, Bell 513; Home 512. G. W. Jones, A. M., M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. Suite 1. F. A. U. Bldg. Residence, 1201 Ohio St. Phones 35. G. A. Hamman, M. D. Dick Building Eye, ear and throat specialist Glasses fitted. Satisfaction guaranteed. J. R. Bechtel, M, D., D. O. 833 Mass. St. Both phones, office and residence. A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law, 743 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kansas Dr. H. W. Hutchinson, Dentist, 308 Perkins Bldg. Lawrence Kansas. You'll Like Our Bakery Goods Once tried, always used. Brinkmans—Adv. Smoke Little Egypt, mild smoke, 5c cigar. Adv. Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847, Mass, St. 847 Mass. St. Style Clothes Serviceable Clothes Schulz Clothes Shearer Soil Printing, Pen Inks, Musillage, Paste, Pencils, Eras ers, Rubber Bands, Typewriter Papers, Printing, Engraving. A. G. ALRICH, 744 MASS. ST. SHUBERT Eyes and Fr. at Sat. Wed. 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