UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THEATRE VARSITY Appropriate music by Mr. Childs TONIGHT ONLY WILLIAM FARNUM in "THE WONDERFUL ADVENTURE" Tomorrow—Chas. Hoyt's Comedy "A BUNCH ON KEYS" Men You Know—and Don't Twelve years ago this fall, the student paper at the University of Missouri printed this query: "How can an assistant instructor with a salary of $300 a year sport" a diamond ring and carry a cane?" The man who admits this introduction into pedagogical life, still wear the diamond ring, but his salary has doubled several times and he is now respectfully called "Professor an can be looked up in "Who's Who." Why Is He Near Engineers? This red-backed compendium says that Robert M. Ogden was born in 1877 and that his address is Knoxville, Tennessee. But Mr. Ogden really does not look guilty of the former and the latter is simon-pure libel, for he lives just west of Marvin Hall on University Heights. Just why he located near the engineers is his own secret—but it has no bearing upon the teaching of psychology, anyway. In fact, the only geographical factor in his teaching of the science of the mind is now in hand, with modal muscles." "Ph.D., University of Wurzburg," the red-backed folk register says; and Wurzburg is in Bavaria, Germany. Gets Acquainted With the "Widow" But before Professor Ogden watched the gay young Germans of the fashionable university "corps" ride around in their carriages from morning until night, he was found where they "yell, yell, yell"—for old Cornell. He took a degree of B. S. from the late conqueror Harvard; and while he was there, he found time James Bulline & Hackman A. MARKS & SON The oldest jewelers in Lawrence. Es tablished in 1858. Remember the Number 735 Massachusetts Street. Midway Cleaners P. G. MOSSER, Prop. G. A. SNOW, General Manager Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing GOODS CALLED FOR AND DELIVERED THONES: Bell 541 19 West 9th Street FHONES: Bell 511 Home 504 19 West 9th Street to act as art editor of "The Widow," Cornell's humorous magazine. Just how good an editor he was, he does not divulge, but several men who worked under him have since become famous in the field of art, and he is one of them. The author of the book, "The Problem of Form in Painting and Sculpture." Changed His Hobby But painting is not his hobby now, and neither are $300 jobs. In truth, he only stayed with that Missouri job two years. Then he went to the University of Tennessee and remained in Knoxville nine years. It was there that "Who's Who" identified southern indulgence forgot to notice that he came to the University of Kansas in the fall of 1914. He teaches psychology; is ranked as a full professor; acts as secretary of the American Psychological Association; and wears that diamond ring; but what does he know about pay? He knows everything when he is in the classroom, but outside—there he is "even as you and I." DEAN SHAFFER TO SPEAK IN LAWRENCE NOV, 13 Dean P. A. Shaffer of the School of Medicine of Washington University, in a letter to Prof. C. F. Nelson of the department of biological chemistry of the School of Pharmacy, yesterday accepted the invitation of that department to address the Kansas City section of the American Society of Chemists in Lawrence, Saturday morning, November 13 upon the subject, 'The Fate of Food Proteins in Animal Bodies.' Dean Shaffer is one of the best authorities on biological chemistry in the United States and the School of Medicine, over the acceptance of its invitation. The lecture will be given in the main lecture room of the Chemistry Building at 11 a., m., so as to give all students and faculty men who attend an opportunity to have dinner and get down to the football field for the Nebraska game which occurs the same day. The lecture will be free to everyone connected with the University. DELEGATES TO GO TO WICHITA Y. M. C. A. Will Send Two Repres sentatives to College Conferen ce ference The University of Kansas Y. M. C. A, will probably be represented by at least two men at the sixth annual Gospel Team Training Conference of the College Men of Kansas, which will convene in Wichita, Nov. 26, 27, 28. The purpose of the conference as stated in a bulletin issued by the state officers of the Y. M. C. A. is: "To learn the means by which a deputation of college men can lead boys of a manatee community to friendship with Christ." The leaders of the conference will be Fred D. Pierce, state secretary for rural work of Kansas, a man of long experience, and H. L. Heinzman, international student secretary for the graduate at the University of Kansas. Pinéapple ice at Wiedemann's— Adv. Smoke Little Egypt, mild smoke, 5c cigar—Adv. Homer H. Grafton, state college secretary of Kansas, is in charge of the conference. Grafton also is no stranger to the University of Kansas in putting on a recent financial campaign for the University Y. M, C. A. Everybody Welcome See Smith at Plymouth church Sunday, 10:45—Adv. Everybody Welcome Methodist Epworth League. Topic Sunday evening: "Won by One." Leader, James Sellers—Adv. Those students who have occasion to visit Kansas City often during the course of the year are watching with interest the progress of the new interurban line which is to connect Lawrence with the metropolis. THE ELECTRIC LINE NOW THREE MILES FROM TOWN While the line is at present three miles from town, official's of the new road state that they expect to have a connection with North Lawrence in three or four weeks. Nothing has been decided upon, as yet, as to the schedule that cars on the new line will maintain, but it is expected that they will furnish better service than the two steam roads do at present, and, if the custom of interurban n other places is followed at a lower rate. ANNOUNCEMENTS The Preliminary Programs for the Kansas State Teachers Convention, which is to be held in Topeka, on Nov. 11, 12 and 13, may now be obtained from the Chancellor's office in Fraser Hall, upon application. Orchestra rehearsal next week will be on Thursday evening on account of conflict with Concert Course. Special—Two dozen fresh mixed cookies—15c. Brinkman's Bakery, 933 Mass. St.-Adv. "Arm America!" Plymouth church, Sunday, 7:45—Adv. Smith - Plymouth Church, Sunday, 10:45 - Adv. Church" Sunday services. Your pastor will have something of value to say.-Adv. Be sure to attend the "Go to bibliography" section. The Bowersock Theatre Tonight Two Shows: 7:45, 9:15 The Oliver Mosco Photoplay Co.presents BLANCHE RING AMERICA'S FAVORITE in her greatest stage success- The Yankee Girl By Geo. V. Hobart ADMISSION 10 cents. For information or line reservations call Bell 10. Phone 198 and get a bottle of distilled water brought to your room. Adv. Bell 914. MRS. EMMA D. SCHULTZ Ladies' Tailoring and Dressmaking Remodeling of All Kinds 913 Mass St. Bullock Printing Co. WHEN DOWN TOWN Bunck Printing Co. CARDS, PROGRAMS, STATIONERY & AUDIOVISION Bowersock Theatre Building Bell Phone 379 Hiawatha Cafe CHILI, OYSTERS AND SPAGHETTI Are you going to the football game? For good company take a box of Wiedemann's chocolates.—Adv. CITIZENS STATE BANK We are handling all University accounts, and we solicit your business, deposits guaranteed. 707 Massachusetts St. Keeler's Book Store Typewriters for Sale or Rent. Hammond Agency and Supplies. Ribbons, Carbon Paper, Paper by the Pound. We Save You Money. J. A. KEELER, 939 Mass. St. They Close in December Go Now "Two fairs for one fare" BASIL HORSFALL CONDUCTOR December 4 is the last day of the Panama-Pacific Exposition at San Francisco. The San Diego Exposition closes December 31. soon,will be only a memory. See the Grand Canyon of Arizona en route to California. W.W. BURNETT, Agt. LAWRENCE, KAN. Bowersock, One Night SATURDAY, NOV. 6 Only The Most Stupendous and Expensive Musical Attraction on Tour LILLIAN HALL AS BUDA The ORIGINAL ALL STAR CAST JOSEPH F. SHEHAN AS THADDEUS MIRTH CARMEN AS ARLINE ELAINE DE SELLEM AS THE QUEEN EUGENE CROWELL AS THE CAPTAIN ARTHUR DEANE AS THE COUNT ROBERT A. WHITE DEVILSHOOF PHILIP FEIN AS FLORESTEIN The Boston English Opera Co. Offers for the First Time Outside of New York and Chicago the ALL STAR Revival of the Bohemian Girl THE WORLD'S GREATEST COMIC OPERA Prices: Lower floor $1.50, the first five rows and boxes $2.00, first three rows of balcony $1.00, balance 75c. Gallery 50c. TICKETS NOW ON SALE AT BOWERSOCK OFFICE The FAMOUS SINGING CHORUS TENORS WILLIAM YOUNG FRED GOODWIN CHARLES REED WILLIAM BURKLEY CHEYAN SMITH ALFRED HARTMAN JOSEPH LA VERNE CHARLES RILEY SOPRANOS THREASE EVANS NELLE BODINGTON IRENE LITTLE LUCY EVERY RUBY BROCK ARLINE DAVIDSON ROSE DUMONT BASSES ADOLPH SEIGEL DAVE CROBNBERGER MAURICE BODINGTON FRAKK MAYA FRANK REHMAN EDWARD GIBSON HENRY DAVIES JOHN O'NEIL CONTRALTOS RUTH DYE MABEL NELSONE HELEN SMITH GENEVA SMITH THORA NOBLE CAROLINE BALDWIN ALICE DARLINGTON PREMIERE DANCERS MISSES BODINGTON AND HALL