UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Official student paper of the Universi- ally of Kangasn
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Published in the afternoon Five-
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Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone, Bell K. U. 25.
The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the class than merely printing the news by standing for it. To play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be generous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to give students a glimpse of the students of the University.
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1915.
The word which has been once uttered can never be recalled. - Horace
DO YOUR PART!
The football team plays its first game away from home tomorrow. While a victory is expected, it must be remembered that every game away from home is hard and requires an extra amount of enthusiasm in the players. At home the Thundering Thousand is at hand to instill the "pep," but on a trip the "pep" must go with the team.
Tomorrow, do one of two things; either go with the team to Manhattan and take you "perp" along, or go to the rally at the Union Pacific station and pass on your enthusiasm to the players.
Start the first visiting game right for it will mean an accumulative effort toward a Thanksgiving victory.
YOU SHOULD KNOW
The really cultured man or woman does not confine his knowledge to one subject. He is able to converse intelligently upon literature, art, and music, science, modern history and current events The University of Kansas attempts to give its students an opportunity to know something about all these subjects. Through lectures and concerts students are enabled to know something of the best in literature and music and the Classical Museum offers excellent copies of pieces of the world's best sculpture.
Many students leave the University without ever knowing that there is such a place as the Classical Museum, especially students who have taken no work in the Greek and Latin departments. The Museum is at the south end of the second floor of Fraser Hall. In it are copies of statues which people travel long distances to see, copies of ancient ornaments and vessels, and many other interesting antiques.
The door of the Museum is always open. Sometimes when you have a few minutes to spare go to the Museum and acquaint yourself* with a little of the world's best sculpture. You need it in your education.
If there is anything that you would like to see bettered, write a short communication to the Daily Kansan's Student Opinion column: Constructive public praising and constructive public knocking are the straight roads to University unity and understanding.
PITY THE SNOBBISH
"Snowbishness in a state university is the epitome of incongruity," says a worthy contemporary. And this publication goes further to say judiciously that the snob is the student who is not sure of his social position.
“Essentially, then, there is nothing which can give ascendency to one student over his fellows save his own in trinitar merits,” continues this paper.
A man's wealth or his social position have no real value as factors in his college success. The man who takes upon himself a superior attitude because he comes to his ten o'clock in a sixty horse-power roadster has voluntarily ostracized himself. Nor need the successful college man in athletics or journalism or what not, rise in his own estimation, for if he does he loses that quality which gave him eminence. * * * Our campus snobs, few as they are, are actually laughable in their presumption. They evidently labor under the delusion that they are the big frogs in the little pool. The humor of the situation becomes excruciating when the attitude spreads throughout an entire fraternity."
There are snobs in every school. Those who are thus afflicted should have the following lines dinned into them day and night by their associates: "The Eternal Saki from that bow! has poured'd, Millions of bubbles like us, and will pour."
THE LITTLE THINGS
He sat at the desk studying. She came down the hall searching for Professor Somebody's room. She could have found the number of the room on the schedule as well as he, but she chose to interrupt him and he chose to be courteous. He didn't know the number but he found it. It's the little things that count.
Do you know that ten minutes spent in the library each day, or an hour a week, will give you a knowledge of most of the new books that are worth while? These books may be found on the shelf over the index cabinets. They are left there about a week before they are in the stacks. Why not explore?
SISTER'S MUFFLER
The high cost of living may be stinting our supply of butter and eggs and meat but it has evidently overlooked women's dress for this fall. The "tired business man" and the "hard fisted farmer" settle back comfortably when they find that the newest fashions are in reach of everyone
What could be more sensible than the new muffier, which the up-to-date girl is wearing around her throat? With a little ingenuity she can convert one of the family bath towels into a beautiful muffler, or gracefully swing the hall rug around her shoulders and sally forth with great elat. Grandmother's patch work quilt can also be used with dashing effect. Of course it is rather hard on grandmother these cold nights to have granddaughter wearing her quilt down to the picture show, and it is rather hard on the family to find that the bath towel has disappeared, but as long as daughter is keeping up the reputation of the family what else really matters?
THRU THE PERISCOPE
Perhaps the reason that some men will not stand behind the Student Council is that they do not like to talk about a thing behind its back.
Hi Speed, who is quite a queener, says he is entirely in sympathy with the Arkansas mountainers who make the moonshine.
After the student engineers discovered the strain on the railroad rails, they might find out how it wears its tie so long.
Try this on your snorphone: The more you know, the more you know the less you know' but the less you know, the more you know you know.
The Sigma Nus may not have put the frat in Allen Frater, but they got him just the same.
Although "The Witching Hour" will not be presented until January 19, it will occur at the Gym tomorrow night.
Freshie the Goat was feeling like The Morning After. He had eaten a Billy Sunday which struck in his Rubberneck. In fact, he was about to Flunk, when Quita Bird hopped up and warbled, "I got a snokey feeling around my heart and I saw the Goat let that soak in until he felt better and then Dropped a Course which Broke The Ice andlet both of them Fall in Love.
The Midnight Story
And now the gridiron fans convene To watch the gory fray.
And shrist and whoop with savage glee
A mastodon who grasped his ear And threw him on his back.
I saw a behemoth fullback charge
Adown a tortuous path
At every murderous play.
Full sixty yards, a goodly deed,
Until he met, alack.
THE GLORIOUS GAME And now the gridiron fans convene
Send the Daily Kansan home.
THE GLORIOUS GAME
Six concludes of the mastodon,
Their caked scales, flashing fire
Their cooled soles melting ice
Right swiftly speeded to the spot
And in excess of ice.
Fell straightway on the luckless wight
And stamped him in the mire.
They dug him out, the band tuned up To celebrate the crime.
The crowd arose and screamed with joy:
The game went on, the crowd was
the crowd was pleased and thus concluded my lay. The corpse? Oh he was penalized Ten yards for offside play.
The last time they attempted to get the turkeys from the roost after dark, two freshmen happened to go where the other boys had gone for turkeys on the two previous years. As the farmer had lost enough turkeys, he watched his coops that year with a shot gun. The result was that two freshmen had to appear in police court the next morning, and the fatties had no money the fraternity had to pay the fines. That fraternity bought its turkey on the next Thanksgiving and has done so ever since.
CAMPUS OPINION
To the Editor of the Daily Kansan:
The University of Nebraska has both a Student Book Exchange and a Student Book Store. Neither, however, are in the hands of the Student Council. The Students Book Exchange handles only second-hand books and is operated on the commission basis by three students. It has proven popular among the students and profitable to those concerned in it.
—L. E. S.
Communications must be signed as residence if good faith but names will not be published without the writer's consent .
There is also a school book store, called theRegents Store, which sells new books to the students at cost. New England
Neal Ireland.
To the Editor of the Daily Kansas:
In answer to the appeal from the W. S. G. A, for student opinion on the question of the proposed change in the date rule, I wish to say that I am heartily in favor of it. - And I have not talked with a single student, who is not.
An added half-hour on Friday and Saturday nights would give time to see the end of a long picture at Bowersock's, and get home on time.
Minus a half-hour on Sunday night would give a half-hour longer to sleep, and that much more possibility of reaching an eight-thirty on time, to say nothing of a half-hour less of boredom.
Its custom was to put two black beans in a hat and add white beans until there were as many beans as there were members in the fraternity. The hat was then held up high and each member drove the beans to the black beans were supposed to go out in the country and steal a turkey.
THE CALL TO THE SCHOLA $ ^{2} $
Here you are set down, scholars and idealists, as in a barbarous age; amidst insanity, to calm and guide it; amidst fools and blind, to see the right done: among violent proprietors, to check self-interest, stone-blind and stone-deaf, by considerations of humanity to the workman and to his child; amongst angry politicians swelling with self-esteem, pledged to parties, pledged to clients, you are to make valid the large concession of equity and the under bad laws to force on them, by your persistence, good laws. Around that immovable persistence of yours, statesmen, legislatures, must revolve, denying you, but not less forced to obey - Emerson.
A Sophomore.
History You Should Know
Several years ago a fraternity at the University of Kansas had a peculiar method of getting its Thanksgiving turkey.
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