UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 1 Official student paper of the University of Kerns EDITORIAL STAFF Raymond Clapper...Editor-in-chief Mauren McKernan...Associates John Gleissner... William Cady...Assistant News Editor William Cady...Assistant News Editor BUSINESS STAFF Chas. Sturtevant...Advertising Mgr REPORTORIAL STAFF Charles Sweet Gledson Glendon Patterson Gargail Garrill Sproull Eliner Ardrt Don David Don Martin Don Nutt Paul Brindle Maureen McKernan Maureen McKernan Boss Rusenbark Boss Rusenbark Subscriptions price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mat malt office at lawsuits, Kannas, under the office at lawsuits, Kannas, under the office at lawsuits. Published in the afterparty. Five years later, a collection of essays on vexity of Kansas from the press of the Times was published. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life and its future, no further than merely printing the news by standing behind a podium; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to encourage; to be generous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to see that students can answer the question of the University. THURSDAY,OCTOBER 14,1915. Human improvement is from within, outwards..Froude. THE NEW CULTURE Opening the October "Atlantic Monthly" one finds an article by Katharine Fullerton Gerould, which, with all due respect to Mrs. Gerould's ability and experience, is a miserable interpretation of contemporary life. Culture, she believes is being extirpated by the increased hold of democracy, which she labels a "fallacy," the influx of racial and socially inferior races, materialism in all classes, and the "idolatry" of science. Her indictment of science and the scientific attitude interests us at the University of Kansas. She says this: "Culture puts us disinterested in communication with the distilled and sifted lore of the world. Science is in comparison a prejudiced affair—prejudiced because it seeks always to bring things back to literal and physical explanations, * * * Science lacks vistas, is short-sighted. * * * Human welfare is a question of microbes." In other words, culture puts us in touch with the "lore" of the world, science with the "fact" and its explanation. Culture, therefore is the desirable thing because it is based on love and tradition and mistakes. Science is "prejudiced" because it tries to "bring things back to literal and physical explanations." Assuming that Mrs. Gerould has correctly pointed out the basis of culture, which is doubtful, then what reason could it have for existence? Do we want anything to remain part of our civilization which does not go back to fact for its basis? Do we want to live in ignorant bliss? Do we want to sleep on with our delusions rather than have our ideas overruned by new facts? That is what Mrs. Gerould is arguing for. She bemands the fact that human welfare has been made a matter of "microsbes." She then necessarily bemanns the fact that thousands of lives are saved every year from the ravages of typhoid and smallpox by the injection of a few of these microsbes. She is sorry that the Panama Canal was dug because it could be done only by discovering and getting rid of the yellow fever germ. She is unable to read her books now because someone has found that geems were the cause of some of our troubles. She can't enjoy the psychological involutions of Mr. Henry James' novels because other persons are alleviating human suffering and misery. These scientists are playing hob with Mrs. Gerould's culture and she doesn't like it. She wants us to have our nursery tales back again. She can stand this cruel science. . . . . The old culture, insofar as it is unwilling to be based on truth cannot last. It burned heretics; tortured Copernicus because he wanted to substitute what he had observed for the medieval astronomy of the church. Cultured followers of Aristotle persecuted Galileo because he demonstrated that heavy and light bodies fall with the same rate of speed. Culture said that Fulton's steamboat and Morse's telegraph were of the devil, and that Darwin's hypotheses were contradictory to the scriptures. Cultured persons said education which taught the children of the slums how to make a living robbed them of the beautiful passages of Homer. They would have janitors know their Cleros, first and learn the mysteries of the furnace later. That is the way every one has talked who could not understand his time. When progress is not compre hended, then we set up a cry about the ark of the covenant and command the centuries to halt. It is the old toryism—the smug old toryism which dislikes to have its bedtime stories contradicted, that decries the advance of science. Broad-minded persons who have caught the spirit of the new culture can read Wells, Maesterlinck Tolstoy, Howells, Scott, and Words worth—and they can also appreciate the service that science is doing to make life liveable for less fortunate persons, who have not the leisure nor the education, nor the intellect, to enjoy themselves with these books or we do. The new culture does not see its enjoyment selfishly. It is altruistic It "Finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks. "Sermons in stones, and good in everything." The W. S, G. A, is in favor of electing independent women to the executive council. To most of us, all women seem independent. NICKNAMES What's the use of having a pretty name? It will not do you any good at K. U. Perival, Algeron, Waldo, Gustavus and all other perfectly good names are rumped and missed into: Perey, Algy, Wad, and Gus. They won't even let common names alone. Joseph and Thomas, Richard and Robert are smeared into Joe and Tom, Dick and Bob. And there poor William—he can never tell what his name will be when he meets fellows. They will "Bill" "Will" "Wille" and "Billy" him, until he wishes he never had a name. Henry may become "Hen" and Benjamin, "Ben." And then if you do have a name that you think cannot be fumbled over and run down, you will probably be squelched with "Bud" or "Crummy" or "Blondie" or "Curly." What's the use! Some kind of a nickname will overtake you, so trust to luck and when you get your second christening, thank your lucky stars that the name is no worse. A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger.— Prov. 15:1. AT RANDOM AT RANDOM Boost this colum, it needs it. No Oscar you're wrong, the P. S. B, referred to in Monday's colum was the Permanent Student Body. Anyone but a freshman would have known that. For the man who is a fool and knows it there is hope but the man who is a fool and knows it not is lost, The old proverb "in like a lion and out like a lamb" might also refer to the fellow who is called on a bluff. Lawrence wells are full of typhoid From them you must drink no more If you do, good are the chances Some fellows are about as handy with a cane as a cub bear with a plum cake. Good stuff eh! Crepe they'll be hanging, on your door. Had a good one for this space but the printer laughed so hard when he read it that he couldn't set it up. Yes the Laws carry canes. If you didn't laugh at that one you're English. They feed you pills, dictate your wills them profit when you die. Honeysit is the best policy but P. Nutz says that he knows several guys The medics are a lucky crew They surely do get 'by AN OLD SONG And if I came not again After certain days; If no morning sun or rain Met me on their ways; If the meadows knew no more How my feet go free, And the folded hills forbore Any speech of me; If you did not find me here, At the door at night, And the cold hearth kept no cheer, And the panes no light: Or, if I came not again, Would you miss me much? Would your fingers once be bain Of my wandering touch? Or, if I came not again. Send the Daily Kansan home. Some friendships are made by nature, some by contrast, some by interest, and some by souls.-Jeremy faylor. Would you dream me at your side In the waking wood, Where the old spring hungers hide In blue solitude? They were all kicked out of the town because they were of low moral standard. Their fight in the cold was something to arouse pity. Bret Harte, loved by all who have read any of his novels, has an interesting manner in "The Outcasts of Poker Flat." The book is in the library. You should read it today. Would you wonder where I passed Into joy or pain? Oh, to know you cared, at last, Came I not again. Warner Strauss Daye who have grown rich without strictly adhering to the above principle. There is an "aɪr" about a medicine that is unmistakable. It is no great pleasure to write this stuff, try it if you think so, but the space must be filled up. Do You Know These? If one of your profs had sprung that, you would have laughed your head off. STUDENT OPINION Why can we not have class affairs so that every member of each class will know every other member? Other universities have class parties and have found them successful. What are class officers for if not to look out for the best interests of the class? We have class smokers for the boys and class witten roast for the girls. They are for both The University is too large for any student to hope to know every other, but surely classes are not so large that something could not be arranged by which members of classes could become acquainted. Can our class officers not work this out? STUDENT OPINION Communications must be signaled as evidence of good faith, though names will not be omitted from publication (i desired) You may go now. Sociable Stude. MORE CLASS PARTIES Editor Daily Kansan: STOP THE THIEF Editor Daily Kansan: —L. P. R. Edgar Allan Poe was the pioneer short story writer. He was not appreciated in his own country, but was hailed with honor in France and Germany. Later, America copied his form. One of his best works is "The Gold Bug," the story of a young fellow and his hunt for hidden treasure. The reading will take less than half an hour. The book is in the library. STOP THE THIEF Editor Daily Kansan: Perhaps it is not common knowledge that there has been a number of thefts on the HI and they have owe some of them to the police and lookers much to the discomfort of the lovers. All honest students are certainly interested in detecting the guilty parties as a protection against future losses. With the prevailing sentiment of honesty, these practices will certainly not be tolerated on the Hill. A Student TO BRING CLOSER SPIRIT Editor Daily Kansan: Would not a more cordial relation between the fraternity men and the non-fraternity men at the University help a great deal to make this a better place to live? Of course the relations would be better, what would be termed hostile but a spirit of closer comradery would improve upon it. At a large university in one of our western states the freshmen of each fraternity are told that when they walk out of a class with a man before lunch that they are always to invite them to the club. When it is a strange thing to go into a chapter house for the noon meal and not see several visitors present. Such a custom draws the members of the student body closer together, makes for wider acquaintancehip and kills any antagonistic feeling that might spring up between Greek and non-Greek. A practice similar to this would help to make the University a more democratic institution. Greek Young Men! Here's what you call a "live one" Copyright Hart Schaffner & Marx Peckham Clothing Co. REGAL SHOES WANT ADS WANTED -Stenographer and typist, at Dean Temple's office. The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx good clothes LOST- One 10 in. K. & E. slide rule with name "Schoenfield" on case. Finder call Bell 1892W and receive reward. 24-3* LOST—A friendship bracelet, over a week ago. Finder please leave at Kansan office and get reward. 23-3* Varsity Fifty Five The Stylish Suit FOR RENT—Double room at 1220 Louisiana. Steam heat; running hot and cold water in room; bath on same floor. 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St., Lawrence, Kansas Style Clothes Serviceable Clothes Schulz Clothes are the BEST CLOTHES to wear STUDENTS SHOE SHOP R. O. BURGET, Prop. 1107 Mass at Lowrye, Kan. Work and Press Always Right We also Reread and Re-cover A. MARKS & SON The oldest jewelers in Lawrence, Es tablished in 1858. Remember the Number 735 Massachusetts Street. BURT WADHAMS EMERY SHIRTS We close for all football games. The College Inn Barber Shop. Matiness, 25c to $1.50—Nights, 50e to $2. MAID IN AMERICA SHUBERT FLORENCE MOORE MLLE DAZIE Matthews, $20 to $1.50, Stools, $20 to $1.50 Matinees Wed., Fri., Sat. WHEN DOWN TOWN for Hiawatha Cafe CHILI, OYSTERS AND SPAGHETTI Varsity Cleaning Plan 1017 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kans. 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