UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
Scenes Not Seen This Week on Mt. Oread
TENNIS TEAM LEAVES FOR LINCOLN MEET
Only Teachenor and Newton to Compete in Contest With Cornhuskers
--the waIs of Dyche Museum?
The Kansas tennis team, consisting of Captain Teachnor and Verne T. Newton, left Lawrence last night for the tennis tournament in progress at Lincoln today and tomorrow. After daily tryouts, this week no better team could be found than the one they were from last week and only two men were sent.
This tournament will decide the winner of the Valley championship but will not end the season for Kansas. Next week Oklahoma will be our opponent at Norman. No dope has been obtained on the Sooners as Teacher's team will have to face an unknown quantity.
Kansas is expected to win the singles through the efficient work of Teachoner. This is the second year on the Jayhawk squad for Dix and he has already proven himself to be the best in the Valley. In the doubles Kansas' showing may not be the best for the main efforts will be put on the singles. The Nation has won against Nelson, the captain and the chances are that they will place well toward the front in the doubles also.
CARDINAL IS DISORDERLY
He Wakes Students From Early Morning Sleep by Whistle
Who has not admired the cardinal? That dashing cow-boy of a bird that wakes the sleeping all too early with his reckless, rollicking whistle.
His brilliant cardinal coat, flashing against a white bank of snow crossed with bright blue shadows, is a winter picture, long to be remembered. After he has attracted attention to himself by his vigorous whistling, he let his own swinging heart just to show his good will toward the universe.
A little later in the spring, his love song to his mate, is heard, and her coquettish answering whistle. In early June, with the opening of the first roses, somewhere around the house, they snort the porch, or in some secluded tangle in north hollow, they will build their dainty nest.
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COULD NOT ANSWER THEM
Senior Woman Did Not Know Things Close Around Her on the Hill
The senior woman settled back comfortably among the cushions of her "Sleepy Hollow" chair, turned the light so that it wouldn't shine in her eyes, and lazily picked up her text-book on "Evolution". It really was hard to believe this last semester. All disagreeable required groups were filled up, she was sure of straight ones at the end of the year, she had safely landed Phi Beta Kappa. Final quizzes had no terror for her; she could even answer all the questions propounded at Yale." except the one in politics.
It was nice and "comfy" not to be rushed to death, she thought, as she leaned back against the cushions and closed her eyes, just-for-a-minute.
"You have your quiz-books ready,
I suppose you can crispe the voice of
the professor.
The senior woman was startled to find her fountain-pen poised expectantly over a quiz-book, titled at the antiquated, hacked and hewed chairs in the class-room. The professor she did not recognize, and she rather resented having unexpected quizzes thrust upon her by an unknown person, before the cold object, audibly, the professor continued his directions.
"You will find the questions on these slips of paper which I shall hand to you immediately," he said, smiling. "These questions speak which accompanies a quiz and is purposeed to show that the professor stands on heights of wisdom so serene that neither moth nor rust corrupt or thieve break through them."
The professor looked menacingly at the students seated before him.
The senior woman gaped as she looked at the slip of paper, mercy, she could never answer all those questions again to read them in a panic of fear.
"You are doubtless aware, aware, aware," he chorted "that your diploma, your successful graduation, depends on your ability to answer these simple questions."
With a little sighing rattle of quiz books, the students bent to their knees.
1. What make is the piano in the chapel in Fraser Hall?
3. Name seven kinds of trees on the campus.
7. Name four famous states, of which copies are to be found in France.
5. Name the original of the buets in Fraser Hall and the Library.
6. Describe the case of relics on the stairway at Snopner Library.
4. Describe accurately the view from Mount Oread.
2. What style of architecture is Green Hall? Blake Hall?
8. Who was the first Chancellor of the University?
12. Describe the classical museum.
13. Locate the sun-dial on the campus.
11. When was North College erected?
14. Why were the colors, crimson and blue, chosen?
9. When was the tilia hedge planted and by whom?
10. Whose names are carved on
15. Who wrote the words and music of the "Alma Mater" song?
16. Describe the seal of the University.
17. What decorations are used on the Dyche Museum?
The senior woman nibbled her fountain-cake, and wrote her name on her quiz-book; she looked out over the valley and lunched again off the fountain-cake, but to no avail. She couldn't answer a single question. She dimly remembered the decorations on Dyche Museum, those weird and colorful murals of girls gazes at the innocent bystander. But she could not remember what they were called. Something about having the sore throat, she thought.
"Time," called the professor, putting a stop to this intellectual wrestling match. "Leave your quizbooks at the desk as you go."
The senior woman's 'text-book on "Evolution" slid to the floor with a hand that crumpled her arm to get the prickles out of it. Sukilly she picked up the book on "Evolution" and opened it. "Gargoylets!" she insisted to herself.
The senior woman defectedly put away her fountain pen, handed in a small box of tissues slowly to the door. Suddenly she turned and hurried back to the desk.
Gargyleys, she cried, triumphant,
"Those horrid things on
Dyche McArthur are going,
Give me another chance, professor, give
me another choice—"
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Send the Daily Kansan home
Next week will be a busy one in Conference baseball for the Kansas squad. Monday and Tuesday the Kansas Agyes come here for a two game series and Thursday morning McCarty's men leave for Columbia, Mo., for two games with the Tigers on Friday and Saturday.
The games at home will be hard ones for the Jayhawkers had a hard time beating the Aggies at Manhattan two weeks ago. Menwhile the Aggies have divided a two game series with Missouri and proved that they could win. For the Missouri Valley race, Missouri easily took the first game at Aggieville but the Aggies came back strong Wednesday and took the second game 12 to 3. Ferrier and Hodson have been pitching effectively for Loomis's men this year and will continue and Sproul a hard game both days.
The importance of the Missouri trip will depend upon the outcome of today's game but McCarty's men will be the first to win it. The championship will be practically cinched before the trip because the Kansas team has not been defeated by a college team this year. The team will not return until the next tournament.
The team will not return until the following Tuesday as they will stop off for a game with the Warrensburg Normals on Monday.
When and Where We Play Them
The remaining events on the Jays hawker track schedule are.
Missouri on McCook, May 15.
May 18. Arvies at Laurence
May 18—Aggies at Lawrence
May 21—K. S. A.C. on McCook
May 22—H. S. Invitation Meet
on McCook
K. S. A. C on McCook, May 22
Conference Meet
Columbia, May 29
on McCook.
S. A. on McCook May 22
Western Conference Meet at Urbana. Ill. June 5.
ana. III, June 5.
The regular baseball schedule:
May 17 — Missouri at Lawrence
May 24 — Wisconsin at Columbus
May 21 — M. U. at Columbia
May 22 — M. U. at Columbia.
May 24 — Warrington Normals
at Warrensburg.
Women's Point System
No. points allowed: senior 40, junior
40, sophomore 30, freshman 20
Points for various activities: W. S. G. A.: president, 35; vice-president, 25; secretary, 25; treasurer, 25; junior and senior representatives, 20; freshman and sophomore representatives, 15.
Y. W. C. A.; president, 35; vicepresident, 30; secretary, 20; treasurer, 25; cabinet members, 25; members of committees, 5.
Chairman of standing committees departmental, and committees of honorary committees.
House chairmen, 5.
District chairmen, 5.
Class officers; junior and senior,
10; freshmen and sophomore, 5.
Publications: Kansan editor, 30;
Kansan board member, 15; Oread
editor, 20; Oread staff, 5; Annual edi-
tor, 10; Annual board member, 10.
Departmental Clubs; president, 10; other officers, 5.
Dramatics; senior play; leads, 10;
seconds. 5. Juniors; sophomore
play; leads, 10 seconds.
W. A. A.: president, 10; other officers, 5.
Glee Club: manager, 15; members
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Get Fellowships
Orchestra members 5.
Robert Russell, a graduate student in the department of history, has been elected to a fellowship in that department in the University of Illinois. Leland Jenk, a fellow in the law school at Lawrence high school this year, has a fellowship in history at Columbia University for next year.
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