. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL, STAFF EDITORIAL Raymond Clapper...Editor-in-Chile Elmer Hayes...Managing Edito Hayes...Associate Edito William Cady...Exchange Edito BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS MANAGER J. W. Dyche...Business Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Leon Harsh Gilbert Clayton Charles Sweet Henry John Miller Louis Puckett Glendale Patterso Subscription price $2.50 per year h, advance; one term, $1.50. Entered as second-class mail matte. September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence. Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 26. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go further than to go further by merely printing the news by standing on the podium; to play no games; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be serious problems to wiser heads, in all, as well as to satisfy the student of the University. Play League and Accuracy Bureau Prof. H. T. Hill...Faculty Member Don Joseph...Student Secretary John M. Henry...Secretary of impression in any of the columns or the daily Kansan report, secretary at the Dawson office, office that connect you as to further procedure. FRIDAY, MAY 7, 1915 All the sentiments in the world weigh less than a single lovely action. —Lowell. The signs ought to come down. EYESORES ON MOUNT OREAD Never for years has the campus been so unsightly as it is now. The University authorities have allowed crude advertising signs to be placed on the most conspicuous parts of the campus. These signs destroy every grace of the University site. They are eyesores. They do not belong on Mount Oread. They betray the beauty of the campus. Evidently Professor Millis' book on the Jap problem is going to press a little early. But maybe he's planning a late war extra. THE OREAD MAGAZINE The Oread Magazine which makes its appearance on the Hill today is a creditable publication in every way. Its attractive appearance in no way belies its contents and the whole issue is a testimonial to the cleverness of native Jayhawkers. In choosing the speakers for Student Day football candidates should be used. Physical prowess encourages free speech. STUDENT EFFICIENCY STUDENT EFFICIENCY In distributing the Jayhawker yesterday, the 1915 management deserves commendation from every student interested in seeing undergraduate affairs handled expeditiously. Too often a listess spirit enters student enterprises and allows them to lag shamefully. But the editor and business manager of the current Annual have shown themselves ready to conduct the affairs of their class publications to the best of their ability. And they have been successful It is a good idea for Coach Mr. Hamilton to pick Jayhawkers for the Nebraska meet as the paper suggested yesterday. Long tail-feathers, you know, offer a good hold for the enemy. DEFENDING FIST FIGHTS DEFENDING FIST FIGHTS A fight occurred between two small sons of University professors recently. It is a lot of fun to watch such a struggle of primitive instincts. And most of all, it is fun to mix into yourself—when you are a small boy. Far is it from this newspaper's intent to look with approval on prize fighting. It merely wishes to extol the exquisite joy of being a small boy and pummeling a playmate, or getting pummed ourselves. Some good folks will say that little boys ought to be taught their Sunday School lesson and their letters. Surely, but the fun of piling into the unscrupulous marble player is something to be equalled only by a mammoth installment of pumpkin pie. No doubt the young pupils of yesterday afternoon were chastised very properly by their horrified mothers. That of course is one of the fortunate conventions of American civilization, but the laugh those daddies had when they learned of the juvenile engagement must have been marred only by the slight chagrin of the father of the defeated youngster. taken young. But this pleasure which is to be found in mauuing another for a just cause disappears with age. And the Daily Kansan begs to be excused from any invitation it might receive to enjoy itself in this manner. GOOD FOR THE WORK The May Fete is being planned on a large scale this year, and much hard work is being put into the preparation for it. It is just such enterprises as this that give college wo- GOOD FOR THE WOMEN Is That Sufficient? (For Mothers' Day, Sunday, May 9.) When the University Senate passed a resolution at it's last meeting, abolishing all holidays, university tickets and kick downward the student body another thing to apologize for. The Senate has not deigned to give any explanation for the cause of this action but is only loratory at that there are no exceptions except the personal wishes of the Senate's members. To a disinterested observer it would upa hurried hose, impaled. But she will answer it. There are the chickens, and your dog who trotted to the little white school house with you, and the old horse. The rain is bringing out the garden, and the screens went up yesterday. She wants you to be sure to drink your saffrasfas tea. And above all, she wants you not to work too hard on your lessons. Commonplaces. But you know it's genuine. And then you scribble half a dozen words in answer and on Mothers' Day wear a red carnation—or is it white men the experience in planning and cooperation which make them leaders later in life. Every woman in the University is pulling hard for the Pete, and the men are getting ready to applaud. In the busy whist of University life, we are tempted to let slip from our memories the picture of her whose hair is beginning to feel the touch of Winter. We forget to see her leaning on the gate, waiting for the postman; to be disappointed perchance! Now they accuse Kannas of being intemperately dry. After a week perhaps, her vigil is rewarded, but the envelope is flat. The scrawled page is carelessly done, a guruff greeting to so tender a heart. But the scratchy page is read a dozen times. Each word is weighed. A mind that understands gently looks behind the phrase to find perhaps a homeisness. And she smiles to think her boy so brave is hiding it. She turns the page hoping to find a postscript. There is none. Just a hurried note, impatient, neglectful, callous. Chasing the Glooms Well never mind, blame the light vote on the rain. Make Your Own Speech Prof. Carl Becker notified his host, and followed "Modern Europe will not meet" Wednesday May 5." K. U. HEADED FOR BOW-WOWS? Editor Daily Kansan: We are all for the home talent folks but the K. U. orchestra will have to give it to that Minneapolis Symphony aggregation. Prof. W. J. Baugartner of the department of zoology succumbed to gasoline fumes Wednesday. It seems as if a man who makes a cheese-peering mistake in regions of Iowa worms and rats ought not mind a little gasoline odor. Favorite sport at K. U. now Counting the days until June 5. The University Senate lacked diplomacy in abolishing special students. You know the students have their way at a special convocation Tuesday. "Jayhawker is Loose on Mount Oread."—Headline. But we had a Tiger running wild on McCook last fall. Spring fever postponed because of weather. Wore Evening Clothes The student who took his hikethat teacher to swim did not swimming evidently did not know that the affair was to be informal. And here we wish to say goodbye. If we have made you laugh during the semester we are glad. If we haven't we don't care a jitney, for we're going to Iowa tomorrow. J. M. H. Of all the things coming up now the dandelion demands the most attention. Are those stone sheep over in the Dyche Museum any relation to the Rocky Mountain goats? "The One True Church." Plymouth church at 8 o'clock.—Adv. Read Red Pep's philosophy, its great... Adv. ___ Pineapple ice cream made from the fruit, Wiedemann's-a. -Adv. pear that the Senate is opposed to everything that will go toward the forming of a stronger school spirit and of those University traditions which should make K. U. a force in the lives of its alumni. It seems high time that the student body of the school got together and took some of the running of the institution into its own hands. Our course has made it special for student governance makes this a particularly unfavorable time but if the student body does not develop more fighting spirit the University is bound to suffer. The students should demand an explanation from the principal or refusing a College Day and in abolishing all holidays for next year. Even if the legislature, the Senate and the Men's Student Council do seem to have conspired together to ruin the school, there is still hope and that hope must come to pass through students. We must defend a united fighting spirit which cannot be tampered with with impunity. If the student body is the University why doesn't the teachers have something to teach with the affairs of the University? Let's get together and make everybody treat us square. Miami- According to the ruling of the University Senate seniors will be dismissed from school on May 27, which is ten days before graduation. (That interest to us in that senior privileges at Texas do not exist.) I notice that the Board is going to make the "Old Songs Convocation" an annual event. This is a fine thing for the Board to do but instead of providing for a convocation where the students get together once a year they ought to provide for some such event once a month. The morning prayers may be a success but give the students something worth coming to attend once a month and there will be no "holler" on the attendance. Let's have these get together convocations offener, California—The customary yearly award of gold, silver, and bronze medals to the editorial staff of tl Daily Californiaian was granted at the meeting of the executive council this week. WANTS MORE CONVOCATIONS Editor Daily Kansan; are about sixty on probation, many of whom will be dropped." Missouri—"Tag Day" was in inaugurated recently among the students. The proceeds derived from the sale of tags will go towards sending the Tiger relay team to the Pennsylvania play games to be held in Philadelphia. Senior. Little Glimpses of College Life Drake University--At the annual Drake Relay Carnival held at Des Moines last Saturday, two university, three high school re- were broken. Michigan—Recent enrollment figures show that there are 5760 students in attendance here this year and number include 72 Chinese students. Stanford-At the end of a long debate the Woman's Council passed a ruling which repeals the regulation limiting the number of Greek letter fraternities among the women of eight. adams. The Tigers played the Chinese University of Honolulu a series of two games Wednesday and Thursday, April 21 and 22. Drake—The following is quoted from the Drake Dryden Delphic: "The automatic dropper at the University of Texas put an unheard knock on the hundred and thirty-seven students last semester. In addition to those dropped outright there The annual convention of College Registrars opened Wednesday, April 21, for a three days' session on the second floor of Alumni Memorial Hall. 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