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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN
FAIR DIANA FAIN
WOULD HIT THE MARK
Wears Shin Guards on Arms, Too
"Ye gods and godesses?" murmured the serine, as he rounded the corner of Fowler Shopa. "Is this Mouton Olympus, in standing on, or against Olympus?"
He watched three dashing Diana, armed with bow and arrow, holding forth on the greensward direction front of her, and showing off a face, that he didn't notice his perilous position, until one goddess, a trifle wild, discharged an arrow straight at the scribe's head, and very nearly removed a slice of
"Look out!" she apologized,
"You're a trifle near the target."
The scribe leaped nimbly aside just in time to save his other ear, and for the sake of safety withdrew to a position behind the goddesses.
"Just fine, thanks," answered Diana-in-chief. "If I could just teach them to stand sideways, and pull hard. Wheel! Look at that."
"Hurray, Ethel, you almost hit it that time," and a small celebration ensued over the fact that Ethel had missed the way by an insult of five feet or so.
"And what," murmured the puzzled scribe, "is that instrument fastened to Ebelh's arm. It looks suspiciously like a football shirt guard."
"It is," said Diana in-chief. "You see, it's old bows kick like a mule and we have to protect ourselves. Just look at my arm." It showed a solid mass of black and blue spots, and the hand had a real lump on it that would have done credit to a football star.
ball star.
"Do many women come out for archery?" the scribe wanted to know.
"About a dozen junior and seniors Nobody else allowed. Once in a while we admit faculty. For instance Professor Johnson now over and prepared we are going to but when he comes we're going to put him to work tightening bow strings. We are practising how we can do a stunt for the May Fete. We will perform Use the archers in the days of Robin Hood, the an apple on a string and then shoot through the string you know. Now we might possibly get so we could shoot through have my voice about the string." So did the scribe. "Purchance," "attaintingly, any who no-
So did the scribe. "Pretend he asked, hesitating, 'have any who?" the提问? "
So the sheeled took careful aim, put al's his muscle into it and fired. The arrow turned a woman on fire. She ran to the earth at least twenty feet from the target.
"Well I should say so!" cried Diana-in-chief, indigently. "Corrine Crowley, and Esther Swanson, and Opal Holmes, and perhaps Josephine Jacquia, and as for me, why I hit it ever once in a while. Would you like to try it, if you think it is so easy?"
twenty trees is it isn't as easy as some people think."
SPRING FEVER PUTS INSTRUMENTS AWRY
Lots of Static in April Air
It was mumps, but now the malady is spring fever. It is a common thing for the students to complain of being lazy and not wanting to work, but the warm sunshine and balmy breezes of this spring have been too much for even the seasum graph. Spring fever in the worst form has racked up inner workings of its anatomy until it now moves fairly easily intelligibly along, paying lessfully no attention to the recent Italian earthquake. It didn't deviate the least wiggle from the old path of movement.
But that isn't all the spring is doing. It is interfering with the wireless. In the afternoon and evening, when the trees are whispering among their leaves (and may-be not be trees), and when they shoots, shoots, and murreurs are heard which cannot be deciphered, but which keep the instruments from working.
"Battling Against the Stars" at the Methodist Episcopal church Sunrise Sunday.
Unitarian Church
Sunday evening, May 2nd, Mr. H.
Douthitt will give an illustrated lecture on "The Animals of the Past"
8 o'clock sharp. All cordially in
All Methodist young people are invited to the Moonlight Picnic Friday evening. Leave church at 5 o'clock in the afternoon and old fashioned Methodist Cut-up - Adv.
"Portrait of a Gentleman," subject of the sermon in the evening, 8 p.m. at the First Methodist Episcopal Church, where it is interesting to young men...Adv.
Ladies' Tailoring
Mrs. Morgan up to date dressmanting and ladies' tailoring. Also partydresses. Prices very reasonable. 1321 Tennessee. Phone 1161W.
NEAR WAR IN 1911
Powers Were on Brink in Moroccan
Trouble But Averted Conflict
ow York Sun.
From the New York Sun.
The Yellow Book, issued by the New York Government on the causes of the war settles one point beyond historical dispute. The Powers were on the very brink of war in the summer of 1911. There was, in particular, a strong war party in Germany and the mind of the people at large had been made up to the sacrifice. The way was all clear for a declaration by the German Imperial government for the protection of its maximum demands in Morocco, in assertion of which the Panther had been sent to Aradir.
But war was not declared. The Kaiser and the Imperial Government maintained a calm and reasonable attitude, steadily insisting on their desire for peace if peace could be more consistent. In 1863, the German held to consist in the session of the Gabon section of the French Congo to the Kaiser as "compensation" for allowing France a free hand in Morocco. Then the famous "Conversations" were begun at a French betweenness in Berlin, a French official, and Herr Kinderlein-Woechter, the German Foreign Minister.
The upshoot was a compromise in which Germany accepted a clear minimum in settlement of her claims. A sort of adjudgment of territory made by the bishopry of the German Camerons by which Germany gained about 230,000 square kilometers of land with a million of people. She also secured access to the sea for her interior possessions. French waters. But as she yielded at the same time practically all political interest in Morocco, acknowledging France's paramount standing therein, it can hardly be said that any one would battle. It was at best a drawn battle, with honors equal on both sides.
"Lees and the Titlers." Plymouth church, Sunday, 10:30--Adv.
says his orchestra is "Setting Purty" for the Hop—Adv.
Only at Peckhams
DINED ON A NUT A LA CAP KIDD
The otherwise squirrel saliued out into the back yard with a peach seed in his jowl, pirouetted around a selected spot to see that nobody was watching and stowed his treasure in the turf. Triumphantly he had escaped the notorious, the侦探, who had been peeking through a crack in the barn, crept out, desecrated the newly-made grave, cracked the seed, and dined a la Cap Kidd.
Squirrel Pilfers Buried Treasure
Some squirrels are wise and some are otherwise.
We have four kinds of ice cream at the fountain every day. Step in at Ravenwood.
Bathing caps—a fine assortment at
Store and the prices are
right. Adv.
WILL OVERHAUL LATES
USED IN FOWLER SHOPS
Practical work in overhailing and standardizing the laths in Fowler Shops will be a part of the work of seven students this spring. The lathes were originally made by shop classes but on account of inaccuracies in the work the parts of the various lathes are not interchangeable. On account of this fact a small break often causes a considerable delay.
"That little chicken is a glutton." "Yes, it takes a peck at a time."—Jester.
"Lees and the Tilters." Plymouth church, Sunday, 10:30--Adv.
Strawberry ice cream made from the fresh fruit. Call Bell 645, Reynolds Bro-Adv.
"Lees and the Titlers." Plymouth church, Sunday, 10:30—Adv.
LOST—A raincoat, on the brand Peerless,
somewhere on the Hill. Finder
please return to 1222 Mies. St., or
phone 1067 Bell, and receive reward.
Initiates Seven
Theta Sigma Phi, honorary journalism sorority, hold initiation at the Alpha Chi Omega house for seven new members. Mrs. Merle Thorpe and Miss Margaret Lynn were initiated as honorary members, and Ruth Dyche, Martha Taylor, Blanche Simone Elmosa, Eleanor and activates members. Each new member read a short story or article of her own composition.
Just received a letter from Haley, Says his orchestra is "Setting Purty" for the Hop--Adv.
TODAY
A Paramount Photo-play in Five
Parts, Featuring
Dustin Farnum
TODAY
See McNish for quantity rates on aerated distilled water .Adv.
BOWERSOCK
Captain Courtesy
Matinee Daily 2:45
All Seats 10c
Newhouse Sym. Orch.
THEATRE VARSITY COOL AND COMFORTABLE
TODAY—ROBERT WARWICK in
"The Man Who Found Himself"
Matinee 2:30; Evening 7:40 and 9:00
Coming—Frances X. Bushman in "Graustark"
Those Party Flowers Are Always Appreciated When They Come From THE FLOWER SHOP
THE FLOWER SHOP
Made with Love. Purchased by Fill Your Orders
PHONES 162
and We Are Always Pleased to Fill Your Orders
825 $ _{1/2} $ MASS.
FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES
Emerson said: "If a man can write a better book, preach a better sermon, or make a better mouse trap than his neighbor, tho' he build his house in the woods, the world will make a beaten path to his door." So, too, in the stocking of our Shoe Store this Spring.
A Beaten Path to Our Store
We have separated the good from the bad, and picked the best from the good for our stock,and people who wear the shoes themselves,or buy them for others,have found it out.
Otto Fischer
The High School Student
The "beaten path" to our store is ever widening.
Lawrence, Kansas
who feels an interest in such a vocation as
should be encouraged in knowing that the growth of industry, and the modern striving after efficiency, open a broad way of opportunity to the able mechanical engineer. He is always in demand.
Mechanical Engineering
University Daily Kansan
A four-year course in mechanical engineering with the advantages of fully equipped shops and laboratories, prepares the student to enter this broad field under the best conditions.
His position is often one of large responsibility. He is well paid.
VOCATION EDITOR
Tuesday, May 11 Watch for Big Announcement
Imperial Shining Parlor and Hat Works Reserved Chairs for Ladies We Clean and Polish White Canvas, Satin Stippers, and all Colors of Buckskin Shoes
Notice, Fraternities!
NORCESTER, PA I have for lease some of the nicest rooms in town, with light, heat,
hot and cold water—both furnished and unfurnished. If interested,
call J. M. NEVILLE
Stubbs Bldg., Opposite Court House—Phone, Bell 384
ARROW SHIRTS
STUDENTS
Sold exclusively by
For Shines 'that last see "Egg" at HOUKS BARBER SHOP
Johnson & Carl
Professional Cards
J. F. RIOCK, Optometrist and Spare-
driver of the Bell Phone 755,
Mass. St., Bell Phone 755.
W. JONES, A. M. M. D., Disease of
Suite 218, Fath, m. Phon. Residence
152 N. 3rd St., Fath, m. Phon. Residence
152 N. 3rd St., Fath, m. Phon. Residence
HAIRY LEDING M. D. Eye, ear hat,
Bell, Horns U. A. Bldg, Phones, Bell 412, Home
J, R. HECITEL, M. D, D. O. 822
Bathroom. Both phones, offices and residence.
DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires studio. Both phones.
A. J. ANDERSON, M. D., Office 715 VI,
St.phones 124.
D. PIER D. D., PAULS, Osteopathe, Office and residence, 7% East 7th St. General practice. Both phones: 561 Hours to 12:30, 2 to 5, and 7 to 8 by 9am.
DR. N. HAYES, 229 Mass. St. General
Affirmation. Also treat the eye and Hia
lamp.
G, A. HAMMAN, M. D. Eye, ear and
Chest Guardian Guaranteed. Dick Bldg.
Jewelers
Classified
ED. W. PAISONS, Engraver, Watch-
 Jewelry, Bell Phone 71f. 714. Mass
Plumbers
PHONE 6 KSNEDD PLUMING CO.
Mazda Phone 6 KSNEDD Mazda lamps.
Mazda Phone 6 KSNEDD
Go where they all go
J. C. HOUCK,
913 Mass.
Barber Shops
Insurance
Want Ads
FIRE INSURANCE, LOANS, and abstracts. E BUCKLE, B Building. BILL 150; Home 2692. E BANKK, Ins., and abstracts of Title Room 2. F A. U. Building.
WANTED—By a student, secondhand
mackinaw and overcoat. Call Bell
K. U. 25 or address J. care Kansan.
89 28
There is still time to make that date for the Hop.—Adv.
FOR RENT- Two rooms, windows on three sides. Can be had separately or together. Outside, private entrance. Modern. 1132 Tennessee.
FOR RENT -Cottages in Estes Park
CALL Bell phone 1318. 141-16
LOST—Near Cameron's Bluff, wrist watch on black strap, wrapped in paper. Return or notify Kansan office.
Did you get an "original?" You
owe it to her—take her to the Hop.
Adv.
A. _ood Place To Eat At Anderson's Old Stand Johnson & Tuttle, Proprietors 715 Massachusetts Street
Choice Cigars at Barber's.—Adv.
PROTSCH "The Tailor" SPRING SUITING
Box Stationery All Grades—All Prices McColloch's DrugStore
BURT WADHAM'S
"College Inn Barber Shop"
LAWRENCE Business College
Large- and best equipped business college
Kansas. School occupies 26 Hours Law-
rence and 4 Hours English.
KS likelyher by machine. Write for
sample of Stenotype noteand a catalog.
WATKINS'
NATIONAL BANK
Capital $100,000
Surplus and Profits $100,000
The Student Depository.
FRANK KOCH "THE TAILOR"
Full Line of Spring Suitage STUDENT HEADQUARTERS
THEISIS BINDING
Engraved and Printed Cards,
Sheafer's Self-filling Fountain Pens,
724 Mass Street
A. G. ALRICH
744 Mans. Street.