--- UNIVERSITY TIMES. rers of lies. SAS. a spe- EAM Pints. Callions. KEN. Hacks TIMES. ouse. shment ry Goods, and, Stu- ficited co. CER, Street. NDISE. cited. graver, US RY Y. Reading on Days. ed. tes. Reading. systems. occ classes. Wm. A, Ham- dien Diseases; t Cygologist; Christian Ad- ministr; Hons. and others. lege, and xford. September, 1887. received no response in which he was recommended a one oatty soup system had been set up to read after breakfast, food, Froctor, The Times, The News. The facts. ALD, [A. M.] venue, N. Y. right by corres PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. For and by the Students of the Kansas State University. VOL. I. SUBSCRIPTION PER YEAR, 50 CENTS. LOCALS. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, APRIL 5, 1889. Tuesday was election day. Tit for tat, give us back our hat. Hear the lecture on Tuesday night The Philological club meets to-night as usual. The Trigonometry class had a quiz last Friday. The Geometry class had a quiz one week ago to-day. Sophomore French students have uni- nished Horace. The latest is * mush and milk feed by the Junior class. The fourth hour Geometry class had a quiz Wednesday. Dissension in the Senior ranks—who began this flight? The appointed French class was relieved from recitation Tuesday. The Junior pronounce Senior canes an innovation hard to endure. The zoology class begin Jordan's manual of the vertebrates to-day. al of the vertebrates o. nay. Orophilian held a short but interesting meeting last Friday night. meeting last Friday Prot. Dunlap lately presented five volumes to the English department- It is said that Joe Jacobs isn't stuck on taking botany with the Freshies. The class in higher mathematics has finished Calculus and begun quaternions. The young ladies' tennis held a meeting yesterday at the end of the fourth hour. Well, how about that Junior party? Developments are awaited with anxiety. We wonder if the Juniors haven't done about enough meddling with Senior affairs. Prof. Miller has recently added fourteen volumes to his department in the library. No.26. Where do the Seniors keep their hats? The Juniors would like very much to know. The third term German class will soon begin the translation of a short German novel. The laws still continue to have weekly meetings of the Kent Club. They invite visitors. Prof. Snow amused the festive Freshman class with a squash story yesterday morning. The Junior girls say they wont go to the Senior party. Wonder who asked them to? The grades of the Chemistry class were posted on the bulletin of Chemistry building Monday. "Poetry and its future in America," next Tuesday night in University hall. Do not tail to hear the lecture. The late Freshman Chemistry class were requested to call and get their note books on Monday. The Caesar class finished the sixth book this week. Last years class did not get through this book at all. Regent Gleed's lecture last Friday night was attended by a large audience, representative of the University. A life like figure of Worden while making his excited speech of Tuesday was drawn by an interested spectator. A certain young man was heard to remark yesterday morning, "No telling who the next will be, it may be me." Roberts is still a sub rosa member of Athenaeum. We heard a member say that he is likely to remain one. The young ladies tennis club met last Friday. The club is anticipating much enjoyment the coming season. A number of students enjoyed the Paper Doll at the opera Saturday. Some were a little disappointed by the rain. The Zoology class finished a series of quizzes as a review, Tuesday, and began their final examination on Wednesday. Don't fail to see the boat race to-morrow. It is reported that the winner will crowd recorded time pretty close. The Foot Ball club is taking a very long rest. We suggest that they play base ball if they do not want to try foot ball for a time. The song association met as usual last Friday night in Athenaeum hall. Not a great many were present, but a lively meeting was held. Several of our students have had trouble in finding their hats lately. We suggest that a little more care be taken by those who leave first. For cheapmilinery goods latest (?) styles call at No.—but we forgot our spring stock has not *all* arrived yet. Great bargains in the near future. Worden, Enns and Gleason went forward to get mesmerized, last Monday night, but the operator was unable to do anything with them. A notice calling for a meeting to take steps toward the formation of an inter-fraternity base ball league was posted on Monday of this week. Yes, that's a fact. Mushrush should have known the State Oratorical Constitution by heart, and then he might not have been so taken back at Ottawa. The Science club holds a regular meeting to-night. An interesting program is posted and if you are interested in science it will pay you to go. Boating is just splendid on the river at present, and many of the students are taking advantage of the opportunity to give their "best" a cheap ride. Athenaeum Literary Society held a special session last Tuesday at one o'clock. The session lasted for nearly two hours, and was a very interesting one. Worden has been working himself into a red hot flame this week. He says there is "blood on the moon" and that "something will drop" before very long. Prof. Blake has received from the Brush Electric Company a large power Brush focusing lamp. The lamp will be used to illustrate lectures given after night. The Junior Pharmacy class have been holding special meetings this week. It is reported that a new class organization has been formed. Quite a time for special meetings. Every one is requested to remember that the Song Association meets every Friday night in Atheneum hall. Come out and encourage the workers in this cause. Prof. Marshi's lecture will be given next Tuesday night. Everyone should make arrangements to hear the professor, as all who have heard him know that he is always interesting. Did you notice any change on the usually triumphant countenances of our Senior girls Wednesday morning? It is said that something drapped (into a bag) Tuesday evening. At the faculty meeting Tuesday night, it was decided that the spring vacation would be Thursday and Friday of next week and Monday of the week following. Orophilian and Athaenum both meet tonight in their halls. These societies always have interesting meetings, and all students are invited to attend and become members. Visitors from town are welcome. Come out and encourage the members. The boarding club at 1400 Adams street had a taffy pull*gast last Saturday night. They report an enjoyable time and lots of taffy A recent number of the Electrical Review contains an article by Prof. Nichols, of Harvard. It will be remembered that Prof. Nichols was at one time professor of Physics here. Did you see Harvey stand off the newspaper men last Friday? With cane and hat in hand he defied anyone to touch him, and even the brave (?) Juniors allowed him to depart unmolested. Prof. Dyche has received this week a specimen of blue heron from Kansas friends. The bird will be mounted, and will soon be placed in our fast growing museum. "Not at Home" is the title of a neat volume, by Hattie Horner of Eldorado, Kan. This is the most recent addition to our Kansas shelf. One by one they come. Who says Kansas has no literary men or women. Prof. W. S. Franklin addresses the Unity Club next Monday night. The subject is Hypnotism and faith cure. As this subject is closely related to mesmerism and electricity, a very interesting paper is expected. Three of the Phi Gam boys have organized a mandolin club. The members are "Jerry" Fox, "Claudie" Johnson and "Jim" Challiss. Young ladies can now pass their flowers out of the second story windows. We are requested to state that much talked of loot race will take place next Wednesday afternoon without fail. Much dissatisfaction has been caused by the postponement of the race, and it is hoped it will be postponed no more The winner will be considered K. S. U.'s champion and will be prepared to accept any challenge from other schools. Do not fail to see the race, you will miss an exciting time if you do. Now that our foot race is almost assured fact, let some one get up energy enough to start something else. We have it on good authority that it would be an easy matter for the University to arrange a boat race with the Business College boys. We certainly have some good oarsmen. PERSONALS. Since the agitation of the subject of mesmerism, two young gentlemen have taken it upon themselves to sit in the library and try their mesmerising powers on the other students there. They claim to find lots of fun in it, especially in the anoyance it causes the young ladies, who are thereby caused to suffer in the cause of science. Scene in logic class, Wednesday morning—Student: “What is a conditional syllogism?” Chancellor: “Well, here is one as an example: If John stole the book, John is wicked. John stole the book therefore John is wicked.” The class bursts into a rear of laughter, which is continued tor about five minutes. The chancellor himself, smiles audibly, and seems to see the point. So the much mooted question is at last settled by the highest authority in the University. Congratulations. George M. Culver is a Beta. S. M. Cook, a K. S. U. graduate of '85, and at present principal of the Solomon City schools, will open the first county high school in this state under the new State law, next Sebtemtier at Chapman Dickinson County. Mr. Cook's ability as an educator is beyond question. Since the completion of his work at the University he has, with untiring efforts, devoted his entire time to the intellectual welfare of the people among whom he resides, and energy and enthusiasm projected into his work, are winning for him the esteem of co-workers in the field. His many friends in University circles, will be pleased to hear of his success and the recognition of merit by an enlightened community fully awake to the importance of intellectual growth. Esterly has joined the class of '90 Royster has entered the Virgil class. H. C. Riggs has re-entered Athenaeum. Emmet Allen was on the sick list Tuesday. Chas. Voorhis has moved to west Law rence. Mark Otis spent Sunday at his home in Atchison. Ed. Franklin was in Kansas City on business Saturday. Dr. O. D. Walker visited the University Wednesday. Prof. McDonald conducted chapel exercises this week. One of the Smiths was sick the latter part of last week. Prof. Snow engaged in equestrian pleasures Saturday morning. Charley Premiss showed friends through the University Monday. Putnam spread the latter part of last week at his home in Leavenworth. H. J. Martin spent Sunday with his mother at Burlingame, Kans. Stockton, of Wyandotte, a pharmacist of last year, is visiting old scenes. Homer Ellison and Harry Bornes now live on New Hampshire street. Miss Merriman, the preceptress at Wash- burn, visited the University Saturday Warden and Wixon are the latest additions to the University detective force. O. P. Musbaum of Peabody, visited friends Sunday. He was on his way east. Judge Thacher visited K. S. U. Friday night and listened to the paper of C. S Gleed. Miss Mayme Barrett, of Ottawa, will enter with our Freshman class next September. Miss Anna March has been spoken of as an assistant in Prot. J. H. Canfield's department. Roy Hair, of Bellville, Kan., a student of last year, spent Sunday in town visiting friends. Merrill and Humphrey made a flying trip to Blue Mound Saturday. Time best on record. A Rosenberger of Wichita and Luther Brown of Elmodema Cal., visited Hill of the TIMES this week. Miss Carrie Watson, librarian of the State University, is visiting Mrs. C. S. Cross. —Emporia Dem. Fred Kellogg made his usual visit to town Sunday, and smoothed over some of his domestic difficulties. Barlow Lippincott has recently changed his base of operations, in the engineering field, from Parsons to Kansas City. Misses Mayme Barrett, Hattie Patrick Carrie Townsley and Mr. Harker, of Ottawa, took in the sights on Mt. Oread last Friday. S. F. Harker, secretary of the State Oratorical Association visited the University on business connected with that association last Friday. D. H. Himoe, a student of last year, who has been attending a medical school in Kansas City during the present year, is in town visiting friends. Miss Daisy Cockins, who has been for sometime in California, whither she went in hopes of regaining her health, is, we are glad to note, much improved. P. P. Campbell came all the way from Southern Kansas to hear Uncle Tom's Cabin last Friday evening. All great men except Watson and Eames have now seen "little Eva". Miss Laura Lyons has applied for a position in the Lawrence schools. No one is more deserving of such a place. Miss Lyons is a graduate of the University and a teacher of experience. Prof. W. S. Franklin has, we are informed, changed his plans and will not make his trip to Europe until next year. In the meantime he will continue to act as assistant in the Physics department. Chemistry Building. A new case has been arranged in the chemical laboratory to contain burettes, pipettes, and other graduated apparatus. They are to be issued to students, only when their cards are left in the place of the article taken. Scott was showing Wherrel, of Wyandotte, over the University yesterday. Among the products of the State recently examined in the chemical laboratory, may be mentioned: specimens of so-called marble from Barber Cohnty; barite. celestite, and pyrites from Garfield County; sand from Russell County and plaster from Salina County; gypsum, ochre and other minerals from Logan County, and ore from Leavenworth County. M. B. Stockton, one of last year's Juniors, called upon his pharmacy brethren this week. Samples of wines, from the Doniphan County vineyards, have been added to the sugar cabinet. Shane and Kistler spent Sunday in Kansas City. Juniors hold class meetings, regularly, at the end of the fourth hour. They report very interesting times. Weide is writing a novel on "Our Juniors" or "Barbs vs. Frats." This will not be published in serial chapters. Peabody took the examination before the Missouri Board of Pharmacy, while he was visiting his father in Kansas City this week. Silas Oscar Putman spent Sunday with his mother. Prof. Sayre entertained the Seniors by relating an incident which often happens in the domestic practice of medicine, Thursday. Hogeboom visited Oskaloosa friends, last Monday. At a recent class meeting the Juniors reorganized their class, and elected Mr Berley to respond to the Pill Speech. Finale in organic chemistry will come next Tuesday. Some of the boys don't know whether they will return or not. Nichols had his first case in justice's court this week. Prof. Snow will lecture on "Bacteria" before the pharmaceutical society, at 2.30 this afternoon. Visitors are cordially welcomed. The lecture promises to be interesting as the professor has great love for the pharmacy boys, and has spared neither time nor labor in the preparation of this lecture. Law Department Abe Levy sells the best Hats in the city. The Juniors take up the study of Agency Monday. Markley, of the Senior class, has returned home and will not be back again this month. The Laws all have the Oklahoma fever since the President's proclamation. A number of Seniors will hang out the shingle in in the promised land. Some of the Juniors are thinking of going too, but the prospect of free tuition will probably keep them here for another year. In accordance with the request of the B. of P., Prof. Green has appointed Enns to write up the Law Department for the *Helianthus*. --- UNIVERSITY TIMES Published every Friday morning by the TIMES COMPANY. E. M. MUMFORD, JUS. D. BOWERSOCK, I. President. Secretary. Editorial Staff. F. E. REED, Editor-in-Chief Associate Editors. W. D. Wiss, F. C. Scirrueder, C. S. Hall, W. L. Taylor, Gerrude Crotty, Anna McKinnon, M. W. Wixon, F. Webb, A. Fullerton, Fred Funston, Emma Bartell, W. P. Harrington. Business Managers. F. W. BUTLER, WM. HILL Entered at the Post Office of Lawrence, Kansas, as second-class matter. UNIVERSITY DIRECTORY. BETA THETA Pt, meets on fourth floor of Opera House block. PHI KAPPA Psi, meets on third floor of Opera House block. PHI GAMMA DELTA, meets in the El- dridge House block, third floor. PHI DELTA TRIEAT, meets on second floor of Opera House block. SIGMA CIRL, meets on the fourth floor east of the Opera House block. SIGMA Nu, meets in the Eldridge House block, third floor. Pi BETA PHI, meets every Saturday af- ternoon at homes of members. KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA, meets every Sat upon afternoon at the homes of members. KAPTA ALPHA THETA, meets every Sat day afternoon at the homes of members. BASE BALL ASSOCIATION. Manager, Prof. A. M. Wilcox; Capt. of the Nine, Charles Voorhis. UNIVERSITY SCIENCE CLUB, meets in Snow Hall. PHILIOLOGICAL CLUB, meets in room No. 30 every other Friday at 8 p.m. TENEM ASSOCIATION, President, F. E. Roberts Secretary, F. H. Kellogg, Treasurer, W. R. SCIENCE CLUB, every other Friday at 8 p.m. POLITICAL SCIENCE CLUB, every other Friday at 8 p. m. OROPHILIAN LITERARY SOCIETY, every Friday at 8 p.m. ATHENAUM LITERARY SOCIETY, meets the President Fred McKimson, Secretary Y. M. C. A. meets every Friday evening at7:30, Room 11. President, L. T. Smith; Secretary, R. D. Brown. FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION, meets every Saturday for practice. C. S. Hall, President; Chas. Wright, Secretary; Schields and Wixon, Captains. Y. W. C. A. meets every Friday evening at 7:30, third floor of U. President, Flora Newlin; Secretary, Anna McKinnon. ORATORICAL ASSOCIATION of the Students of K. S. U. L. T. Smith, President C. P. Chapman, Secretary. Executive Committee—E. M. Mumford, Chas. Voorhis, Fred Liddeck. We are informed that the report concerning the resignation of Mr. Boomer, of Ottawa, as delegate to the Interstate Oratorical Convention is without foundation. Kansas State institutions are never found in the background. The State Agricultural College, at Manhattan, will have a prominent corner in the grand exposition at Paris. Her exhibit is now ready for shipment. Strange to say, at the present writing peace and quiet reigns in the miniature political world of K. S. U. But ere this announcement appears in print some ambitions youth may have concocted a scheme to have the president (of Athenaeum) appoint him minister to the moon. We give space this week to an article, on "College preparation for newspaper work" by H.H. Fletcher in The Writer, which has been copied by several of our exchanges and will no doubt be of special interest to those of our students who anticipate entering the journalistic field. We hope to have the space to conclude the article in next weeks issue. College Preparation for Newspaper Work. Year by year journalism is drawing to itself more and more of the best brain of American colleges. It is especially attractive to those collegians who find themselves unable, from lack of means, to pursue a post-graduate or professional course, and who are oblged to adopt some pursuit which promises the immediate return of a livelihood. While the tendency on the part of newspaper publishers to draw from specialists the finest product of their intellect will steadily increase with the development of thought and extension of scientific knowledge, still there will always be in the ranks of the routine workers 600m for vast numbers of college graduates who may be unable to pursue supplementary courses of study leading to the professional and special careers. These will find immediate and remunerative employment in the news gathering and news editing departments. As bread winning is a necessity with such students at the start, and as the salary paid will depend upon the value of the worker to the paper employing him, the most important question with such students is how to make themselves of the most value at the beginning of their newspaper careers. What can these young men do while in college to prepare themselves for active newspaper life? Now, it is often said, and justly, that the only place where the art of journalism can be properly learned is in a newspaper office. It is equally true that the only way to learn the carpenter's trade is by an apprenticeship to a skilled carpenter. Still, if a young man enters upon such an apprenticeship with a thorough knowledge of the use of tools and of the elements of geometry, his advancement will certainly be more rapid than if he lacked such knowledge. By study and practice he can learn to saw and plane, draw a square or triangle, and otherwise perfect himself in the elements of his craft. It is likewise true of other trades and professions, journalism not excepted, that much can be learned of a preparatory nature before the actual business of acquiring them is begun. There are four accomplishments of great value to practical newspaper workers which can be to a considerabe extent acquired during college days, the practice of them furnishing a pleasant change from the regular college routine. These are type setting, stenography, type-writing and telegraphy. While no one of these is absolutely essential to getting a livelihood on a newspaper, yet the possession of any one of them is a guarantee against penury; while he who is an expert, either in the first three or the last three, will find himself possessed of a ladder by which he can, other things being equal, climb with ease into a lucrative position in newspaper life. A practical knowledge of the printer's art, besides being a help in every department of newspaper work, and in many cases a stepping stone to it, is well nigh indispensable if one would rise to managerial responsibility. In the large cities competition among newspapers is so fierce that the margin between dividend and deficit may be easily compassed by a slight extravagance in the mechanical department, which the manager familiar with all the details of his business will discover or prevent, but which is more than likely to escape the eye of the novice in printing, Again, the most attractive papers, typographically considered, will be found to be those where the managing editor is sufficiently familiar with the routine of the composing room to be able to superintend in person the "make up" of the "forms" and secure the greatest prominence possible for the most taking features of the paper. This bringing out of especial features and making the whole paper show up for all there is in it is one of the most important parts of a journalist's work and that part on which, more perhaps than any other, success depends. It requires both "news sense" and printer's art and should never be left exclusively to the foreman. In small newspaper offices knowledge of printing is still more essential. The editor of a small daily is frequently required, a half hour before press time, to rush to the case and assist his hurried compositors in setting up an important despatch or "local" just in. Many a practical printer is easily and happily making his $2,000 or $3,000 yearly by conducting a small daily or weekly in some shire town, while the highly but not practically educated collegian is burning the candle at both ends in the large cities for half that income. The ever widening West offers an almost unlimited field for the establishment of small papers to grow up with the country, but in most such cases the editor must start as his own foreman, if, indeed, he is not obliged to constitute his entire force, from leader writer to office boy in his own person. Continued next week. There has been some very vigorous sub rosa profanity in our classic halls lately when a number of our hardest students, who have been calling themselves Juniors and Seniors, find that they are classed as sub-freshmen. We do not claim to know where the fault lies, but this institution is certainly afflicted with an insufferable amount of red tape in this particular. Students who entered as Freshmen with diplomas from high schools, which filled every particular for admission to this class, have lately found by accident that they are marked in arrears in some study which was a part of the high school curriculum. If the high school does not fill the requirement for admission to the Freshman class, it should not be on the list in the catalogue; and if it does, the graduate who enters the University should be credited with everything in its course. His diploma is prima facia evidence that he has passed in those studies. Quid Est? Why require a member of the present Sophomore or Junior class to hunt up some high school principal who may have been dead five years, in order to get a sworn statement that the aforesaid student passed in physical geography when he was barefooted and wore knee-pants? The next move will be to make it one condition of graduation from this institution that the candidate should present his pedigree back to the time of William the Conquer, duly attested by the Secretary of State and the minister of the country from which his ancestors came. Chemistry has come and gone: botany came in last week in blushing confusion. Soon the verdant Freshy will be seen scouring the fields and meadows for the "flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la." Tra la la la all -a excuse me, I so sometimes get feverish and excited when I think of flowers. They speak such a various language. Wonder if they built a tower of Babel too, and got confused. Bet they did and bet that accounts for their numerous dialect. But as I was going to say when I interrupted myself, the little plants have begun to shoot and hence the curious student will soon begin to examine pistils, commune with nature and revolver in his mind. He may be seen some balmy spring day, sauntering up towards Cameron's bluff, on the lookout for dog-teeth violets. Of course he knows nothing of the nature or extent of these bulbiferous specimens of plant life; if he did, he would not be humming "white wings" over so confidently to himself; he would be think himself of a more appropriate gurgle. Anybody but a Freshman knows that the bulb to this flower existeth from one feet to two feet below the crust of the earth; that the necessary requisites for its upheaval are a long bladed butcher knife and a large determination. Well, Freshy reaches the bluff and soon his eye falls upon the delicate tints of the beautiful flower. I don't mean that his eye really fell upon the flower, but he sees it, he looks upon it; he then stoops to conquer. If his vocabulary isn't exhausted in fifteen minutes, he may live to the completion of his design. Dog-teeth violets, though, are nothing to false indigo. False indigo has a root as long as some people's tongues. Yes it's longer in fact than some people's tongues, methinks it's hard, knotty substance, reaches the dark cavernous regions of Pluto's realm and saps its existence from the Lethe; of course I couldn't prove this, because I never explored those regions, but that's my opinion. Some people, however, think the termination of the false indigo's stem is like the north pole—though no one ever saw it, yet there is an open see around it. See? I don't believe this last theory, though. But avaunt! false indigo, I'll none of thee. The time will come when it will even be necessary to beard the lion in his den—that is, of course, the dandelion. It all depends on how you go at it. If you have the spirit of Daniel about you, there's no need of trouble. If you haven't got that spirit, you must get it; it's indispensable. That flower's a compositae; it carries more pistils than some people do money. It's got a briandle complection that turns off white in its old age. So much for the dandelion. But then there's the dear little pale faced anemone. Who can look upon it, without seeing it? I vainly protest no one can. The Greeks called it the wind flower. The Greeks thought they were smart. May be they were; but they hadn't any business to call this meek little blossom a wind flower. There are also the violets. I don't mean dog-teeth violves, but just the regular violves. Some people call 'em Johny jump ups. I don't know who they're named after. They grow along in the valleys where the "moon-light sleeps upon the bank." They like moonlight. So do I for that matter. So do lots of other people I know. Moonlight's very suggestive. It has such a mellow, benign influence on one—or two. Perhaps one of the best known of flowers is the ragweed—food for the gods. I think the gods must have been hard up. I think they must have had a civil war amongst themselves and been reduced to the very verge of famine. At least this ragweed has the appearance of a verge. So much for flowers. U. N. O. --w. when frate sprin on years feeli frate tenti coul was such frate follo nent mear tests on K. C. Times:—The Hutchinson Republican, with Will T. Little editor, and M. H. Curtis manager, is the latest arrival in the journalistic field. Can it be that this is our W. T. who is seeking fame in journalism? We had expected to see his name among the legal lights of western Kansas. LATER. Yes, true it is. We have before us Vol 1, No. 2, of the Hutchinson Republican, a neat seven column octavo. It takes but one glance down the editorial columns to assure us that they are the product of the same fertile brain which used to coin many bright and interesting items for the Review and Courier. Will Little although not a graduate of K. S. U. is well known by all students of two and three years ago as an able and energetic young man and just such a man as will soon make the Republican one of the best papers in central Kansas. As we might well expect, Will still remembers the rhymes of by gone times and knows just where to credit them, as the following item appearing under his heading of "Kansas Folks" demonstrates. "A UNIVERSITY BOY." 'An article in last Sunday's Capital—Commonwealth is devoted to the poems of Eugene Field, in the Chicago News. One of them quoted is to the refrain 'God bless you.' 'Gene Field is a jewel, but for once he has arrived on the ground too late. Several years ago, Will Carruth, a student at the University of Kansas, now German professor there, wrote a pleasant little poem, very similar in thought to Mr. Field's, and, to our mind, superior, as a poem. We quote a couple of verses : We quote a couple of verses: When you've struggled hard and long, And the battle has gone wrong. And a world of cares oppress you, Like cool waterats from a spring. Like the balm the south winds bring, Are the simple words, 'God bless you.' Be his faith in James or Paul, One God, many, or none at all, Whose kind lips the words address you. Nothing matters; when it needs, Doubts, philosophies and creeds Are forgotten in 'God bless you.' --w. when frate sprin on years feeli frate tenti coul was such frate follo nent mear tests on The last legislature created a chair of anatomy, phgsiology and taxidermy at the Kansas State University, and the regents have chosen Prof. L. L. Dyche to fill it. The big buffalo in Snow Hall that always tries to break out of the museum when the grass begins to grow on the campus was stuffed by Prof. Dyche.-Alex. Butte. --w. when frate sprin on years feeli frate tenti coul was such frate follo nent mear tests on The associat tried others of the aroun of the sociating to one stock has no any s par, t to ov until This some Ottaw listen repres escap ago. The men. almo ness, gentl each Ya been yeoir "are and idea gent the f te f son in e offer I to el the A lisb dera Pitt Den cisc dy --- ap- to the teu.' ou.' mate. , a sas, ote ilar our hair army and L. do in break s beuffed The members of the old oratorical association have for the past month tried to convince themselves and some others, that because the members of the new association didn't come around and on "bended knee" beg of them to take shares in the new association, that the boys were not willing to give them their quota; but no one is so anxious to dispose of his stock in this association. The stock has been selling at a premium and no one could reasonably expect that any stock would be surrendered at par, to those who have been plotting to overthrow the new association, until at least it was asked for. The above explanation may have some weight with the students of Ottawa and Baldwin, who may have listened to the piteous plea of any representative kickers who may have escaped from our city a week or more ago. They came back sadder; but wiser men. A fresh coat of "soup" has almost changed their audacity to meekness, and they have since asked like gentlemen for their shares and in each case they have received them. --are generally capable of keeping their own counsel. We are glad to learn that there is a move on foot to form an interfraternity base ball league this spring. The friendly contest held on the "diamond" two and three years ago did more to harmonize the feeling aroused between the various fraternities by political strife and contentions, than a dozen "jamborees" could possibly have done. K. S. U. was almost the pioneer in adopting such a system of sports between the fraternities and many colleges have followed her example, Ann Arbor and California University are prominent among the number. By all means let us have inter-fraternity contests not only on the "diamond" but on the tennis court. Young Mr. Admire of Topeka, has been interviewing Mr. Davis at Beauvoir, and this is what he says of the "arch rebel:" "His voice is soft and mellow, inspiring one with the idea that its owner is kind and indulgent to those he loves, while his gentle face shows no signs of aught but goodness," Why, this must be treason. They are disposed to hang men in effigy at times in Kansas for less offence than that.-K. C. Times. An eastern concern has just published a map showing the "Seven wonders of America," viz: New York, Pittsburg, Chicago, Kansas City, Denver, Salt Lake City and San Francisco. What's wrong with the "Windy Wonder" and Eames' Whale? It is the student body which objects to Bill Nye's appearance in the chapel of Missouri State University, not the faculty. The Argus devotes considerable space to a criticism of the decision of the faculty. If experience is worth anything we should say that with the faculty on his side Bill will get there. As we prophesied some weeks ago Noble Prentis' little volume of "Miscellanies" is finding a ready sale. Over one half of the first edition is already gone. Every student should have this book. O alas! my dearest Mary, a residual now we be. Senior Poems. A PROPOSAL. So I plead for one expression for the factor you and me. Oh! unclose those lips like roses, say you'll not my spirit vex. Give for present unknown quantities the value wished for $x$, Then the parson's transposition makes our sweet equation plus, And the future's evolution will extract the roots for us. CONJUGATION OF AMO. "You hate the Latin conjugation?" Thus she questioned me last night. "But the conjugal relation— Don't you think, now, that's all right?" "Amo, amas"—do you wonder That I here succumb to fate? And she said when I grew fonder, "Emo she would conjugate." T was evening and the village chimes Most musically chome. The graceful cow and warlike calf Unanimous hied home, The bleeting sheep in chorus biote ; The squealing piggies squole ; The tout ensemble being quite Bucolic, as a whole. Two lovers, happy, hand in hand Stole stilly to the stile; The crickets cricked, the owlets 'owled Bats beat about the while. The katydids in unison Together katy-dode; The whippoorwills set up their cry And ominously crode.' The genial skeeter hummed his hymn, And bote his baneful bite. She tried to say a tender pome, But couldn't quote it quite. And when he gope a mighty gape, She smole a sickly smile— There was not (for the sake of rhyme) A mole within a mile. She heaved a mighty deep-drawn sigh, And he in answer soghed ; And round her taper, shrinking waist His manly coat-sleeve gloode, Then, while the distant curfew peal Lugubriously pole, She drew a pickled onion forth, And cody ate it whole. Exchange Clippings. The March number of the College Mercury, published by the college of the city of New York, contains a sixteen page supliment, giving a detailed description of the Alumni dinner at which over two hundred graduates of that institution were present. The youngest college president in the country is the Rev. Dewitt Hyde of Bowdoin. Three years after his graduation he was called to Bowdoin where he has given great satisfaction. The March number of the University Review presented a very classical appearance. It is evident that the author of the article on the "Co-education of the Sexes" in the Nebraska Central Collegian, belongs to the old fossilized pessimistic school. Like that historical character, Rip Van Winkle, he awakes and finds himself half a century behind the age. He seems still to cling to the old delusion that students of a university or seminary are mere children and ought to be under the same "wholesome" regulation as a kindergarten. The gentleman who wrote the article may perhaps need the 'wholesome' restraint and vigilant eye of a faculty, but most students are able to discriminate between right and wrong and We notice that several state institutions, among them the Universities of Texas and Missouri, have taken steps to establish fellowships and scholarships. This is a plan our own university ought to take under consideration. By this means the youth of ability and ambition throughout our own state and neighboring states are attached to the university and are afforded opportunity and encouragement for further and perhaps original research in special lines of study. Among the most interesting exchanges this week is "The Kerk" a literary journal published by the University of Edinburgh, Scotland. It is well edited and contains some strange and interesting items, devoting much space to theological subjects. Were it not for that strange appearance, characteristic of foreign publications, the Kerk might be suspected of being an American journal. The last number of the Baker University Index contains several well written articles. We welcome the Collegian to our table this week. The Lincoln University came to our table this week, it is a four page sheet and contains many interesting items. It is published by the Lincoln Academy, Lincoln, Neb. The College Transcript contains an interesting article entitled, "Collegium et Fraternitos." It discusses at length the establishment, influence and nature of college fraternities, and gives the testimony of the presidents of several leading institutions where fraternities are established. Harvard has 189 courses of study. Princeton's class tax is $12 apiece. Dr. McCosh, of Princeton, lately read a paper to the Senior class on "Robert Els mere." There are eight Japanese students at Cornell. There are in this country 362 colleges and universities, of which 271 are founded and supported by religious denominations. Yale, Harvard, Princeton and Columbia hold entrance examinations in Paris. Johns Hopkins publishes seven magazines. A prize of $100 is offered to the college and university students of the United States by Geo. T. Angell, 19 Milk St., Boston for the best essay on "The Effect of Humane Education on the Prevention of Crime." There are 600 American students in the Univiseity of Berlin and over 200 at Leipsig. An exchange says that the editors of the Yale Literary Magazine receive salaries of from $140 to $150, and the salaries of the editors of the Yale News are from $250 to $275 per annum. In the University of California there is a students' co-operative association through which text books and stationery are obtained. The Occident says many hundred dollars have thus been saved to students. The condition for the admission examinations at Harvard in 1697 were as follows: "Whosoever shall be able to read Cieero or any other like classical author at sight and make and speak true, Latin verse and prose, and decline perfectly the paradigms of names and verbs in the Greek tongue. Hush, little Seniors, You'll raise a mustache Don't you cry, Bye and bye. —Ex. Bobby: "What are the wages of sin, pa?" Father: "Depends on the locality. In Washington they'll average about five thousand a year."—Ex. A PROPOSAL. A PROPOSAL The street was full of mud and soot; The two in deep discussion stood, She was dressed in nutty suit, He wore a check and appendage hirsute. With all her might she urged her suit; With all his might did he refuse Her, and swear she would not suit, Unless there was the cash in boot. She asked her pa; he was resolute. The lover swore he'd bring a suit, And the cash question then did moot And—gad the end of that father's boot Prof. Snow's March Report. Only five Marches of our twenty-two years record have been warmer than the month just closed. The rainfall was normal and the winds were of low velocity and the sky was slightly cloudier than the average. White maples were in blossom on the 11th, dog-tooth violets on the 20th, and elms on the 22d. The weather has deen highly favorable for the wheat crop. Peach buds are in fine condition. Political Science Club. Expecting a large attendance Friday evening the Club held its meeting in Snow Hall Auditorium. All societies of the University adjourned to attend the meeting, and with the many visitors from the city, formed an audience that fairly filled this spacious room. By mutual consent of the Professor, and Students upon the program, it was decided to table the general program and tender the entire evening to Regent C. S. Gleed of Topeka. The policy proved a good one for Mr. Gleed's paper, of a pleasing length, and interesting throughout, afforded the audience ample food for thought. His subject, "The moneyed Value of an Education" was thoroughly discussed, to use Mr. Gleed's own language, from a purely hog and corn basis. It is obvious that when the question of education is raised in the minds of the masses, the first thought is to measure it upon this "hog and corn" basis, and unless the time spent in acquiring knowledge at once yields rich returns in ringing coin, it is looked upon as lost. Hence by many individuals education is abandoned as a financial failure. How erroneous this idea is, was clearly set forth during the discussion of the evening. It was plainly shown that there is great demand for cultured and well trained individuals in all the various so called professions. Nor is this demand less imperative in the business world. But demand, in the professional and business world of the day, means a willingness to give a fair compensation for value received. Both these spheres are ready to pay a high price for skillful service rendered. Mr. Gleed's ideal of an educated man is not a mere book worm, a rhetorician, a precise writer etc., but a man with broad views, copious knowledge, and all his faculties so developed and trained as will enable him to turn his knowledge to practical account in the various and shifting avenues of life. The speakers own observations have proven to his mind the importance of educating the gentler half of our race. During the last few years he has been thrown into company with five hundred or more young men contemplating matrimony and within this range he has observed that in the choice of a companion for life, the educated girl was almost universally in demand. This is truly encouraging to the young women who are creditably mastering the courses in our higher Universities. If a young lady would command for herself a high price in the form of a cultured and worthy husband, she has but to put that price upon herself by developing her intellectual faculties, fitting herself to become an agreeable and useful companion. In short the speaker denounced neglect of intellectual groth and training as gross sin, but commended the persuit of it as one of the most noble duties that man has to perform. Athenæum. The program for to-night is as follows: lows: Reading...E. M. Munford Declaration...C. F. Humphrey Essay...Alberta Corbin Oration...W. A. White Reading...H. E. Ellison Declaration...H. White Essay...J. O. Worden Oration...Harry B. Hall Debate: Resolved, That imprisonment should be reformatory rather than punitive. Affirmative: E. W. Palmer, A. F. Sherman. Negative: C. L. Christian, D. H. Spencer. AMERICAN GAMES Have you bought a Bat? Use the American League or Eastern Association; or if these are too hard try a Rugby Foot Ball. Field & Hargis have them BATS! In Bats, Axel Tree take the lead. GLOVES ! Use the new Finger Tips. No broken fingers when these are used. LAWN TENNIS! Complete line in a few days. FIELD & HARGIS take no back seat on any of the above. Bazin's cosmetics at Raymond & Dick's. Get your barbering done at Andy Reeds and get a chance on the gold watch, diamond ring and silver headed cane. Steamboats, sailboats and rowboats at Gracie's. Pay your subscription. SPRING GOODS NOW ARRIVING Boots and Shoes. See our Styles and Prices. MASON'S. McCullough Bros. are the boss barbers of Lawrence. Bromelsick's is the place for spring underwear. underwear. Buy your new hats of Abe Levy. Smedley gives the finest baths in Lawrence. Special rates to students at McCulloch Bros' barber shop. Neckties of all colors and descrip- at Bromelsick's. Bromelsick's is the place to get a spring underwear. your spring under water. Say boys, have you tried one of those vapor baths at Smedley's? New flannel shirts, just the thing for this season, at Abe Levy's for this season Come in boys and get a box of our home made candle at the Delmonico. Students get your shaving done at All Gregg's. All Gregg's. Don't fail to call on Smedley for a good bath Smedley is the man to call on for baths. Bromelsick has given the K. S. U. ball nine some belts. Call on All Gregg if you want a clean shave Lemonade, ice cream and milk shakes at the Delmonico. Smedley's bath house on Mass. St. L. in the heart of the city. The latest novelties in ties, at Abel Levy's Now is your chance to get the latest styles in spring hats at Bromel-sick's. Buy the Knox hat of Abe Levy. It is the best hat made. Any one desiring to take lessons on guitar or mandolin, will do well to see R. S. Saunders, leader of the Riverside Mandolin Club. Call at Bell's music store. Bromelsick has the latest styles in flannel shirts. Boys now is the time to take a boatride. Orme & Engle wish to thank the students who have shown their appreciation of their work by liberal patronage in the past and we promise you the same careful attention in the future. The 24th semi-annual display of millinery goods, at the rooms of Orme & Engle, will take place Friday and Saturday, April 5th and 6th. All are cordially invited. Andy Reed has the oldest barber shop and best workmen in the city. Ice cream and cake at the Delmonico. Song and praise service at the Young Men's Christian Association Sunday at 4 P. M. Prof. E. O. Excell's hymn book will be used. All students very cordially invited. Be sure and visit L. O. McINTIRE'S store for Bargains in all kinds of New Dress Goods and Embroideries. New Ginghams, New Prints, New Hosiery, New Corsets, and Gloves. New Veiling, Laces and Handkerchiefs, Ladies' New Wraps, New Shawls. New Curtains. New Goods in every department, the largest and best stock we have ever shown. With prices the lowest, we solicit an inspection. L. O. McINTIRE, 919 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kan. Students call and see the display at the rooms of Orme & Engle. Boys don't study all the time,but get your best girl and go down and take a boatride. Palmer's standard ordors at Raymond & Dick's. Call at Andy Reed's if you want a smooth shave. Graeber has his boats refitted and can let you have a daisy or a clipper. Don't be bothered by trying to shave yourself, but go to Andy Reeds and get a first class shave. Special rates to students at McCulough's. All Gregg does good work. Give him v call. Twenty baths for $2 at Andy Reeds.' Get a free sample of Recamier powder at Raymond & Dick's. For a stylish hair cut go to Gregg's barber shop. Students if you want to vote for the editors next fall pay your subscription now. Stop, and get some of our delicious coffee and cakes at the Delmonico. Hand made milk shakes at the Delnonico. McCullough Brothers are the boss barbers of Lawrence. The latest styles of furnishing goods at Bromelsick's. Minna Wright Cranwell, the well known dramatic reader, has again concluded to visit Lawrence. She will give an entertainment on next Monday night at the M. E. Church. Admission 25 cents. Speaking of Mrs. Cranwell, the K. C. Times, Oct. 11, '88. says:—Miss Minna Wright Cranwell made her first appearance before a Kansas City audience as a dramatic reader. Her first selection, "Child Lost", was well rendered and elicited an encore, to which she responded with "Bobolink." "The Jiners," by Burdette, in the second part of the program, was much en joyed, her Irish dialect being perfect and her manner taking. She was recalled again and read another hmorous selection, "Katie's Answer." Mrs Cranwell has a clear, strong voice and is gifted in the deliniation of both tragedy and comedy. Subscribe for the TIMES. WILDER BROS. SHIRT MAKERS AND CENTS' FURNISHERS, Lawrence. WILNER BROTH SHIRT FACTORY Students and everybody will do well to call on us and be fitted out in Shirts and Underwear that have been made to order for parties and not taken. You can buy the finest goods for one-third the regular price. Patronize our Custom Steam Laundry for nice work and low prices. N. H. GOSLINE, Fancy and Staple Groceries, LAWRENCE, 903 Massachusetts St., New Goods! Kansas. Work called for and delivered. Telephone No. 67. A full line of J. F. McCONNELL. Spring Suitings. COME AND SEE The Latest Styles In New and Fashionable Clothing for the Spring Season of 1889. J. HOUSE, The Popular Cholier, 731 Muss. St. FOR BREAD and Buns and Cookies and "such like things." R. J. SPIETZ, a. 825 Mass. Street, has what the Students want. "Just like your mother at home makes." F H. KLOCK'S - Restaurant and Confectionery, SPEAKING_OF MEAT, S Oysters, Choice Candies, Cigars, Tobacco etc. Regular Meals 25c ; Regular Board $3; Meal Tickets, $3.50. 820 Massachusetts Street. If you want nice, clean Fresh Meat, go to CHAS. HESS, 1029 Mass Street. He makes best prices and treats you fairly. NEW OYSTER PARLOR. KANSAS, WIEDEMANN Has opened a first class OYSTER PARLOR in connection with his Confectionery Store, and will make a specialty of Oysters for the winter season. N F. F. METTNER, The Leading Photographer. REMEMBER Willis DA LEE'S PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY SOUTH TENNESSEE ST. Finest Photo Rooms in the City. Specia faces to students. A. A. RUSS, A. Dentist. Office over Field & Hargis' Book Store, Lawrence, Kansas Office hours from 8 to 12 m., and 1 to 5 p.m. Teeth extracted without pain by the use or Nitrous Oxide Gas. BOOTS AND SHOES at BOTTOM PRICES, at A C. MENCER'S 742 Massachusetts St. G. M. FALLEY & CO. KEEP THE Students boarding at Falicy's can get meals at the University without extra charge. Popular Restaurant and Popular Lunch. Day Board $3.00. Meal Tickets $3.50 GROSS & BARKER The Boss Barbers. They have the largest Shop and best workmen in the city. Student's trade solicited. 814 Massachusetts Street. GEO. DAVIES, The Students' Tailor, 921 Mass. Street, over Straffon & Zimmermann's Drug Store, carries an extra large line of SAMPLES. First Class Tweed Pants from $5.00 up. Cleaning and Repairing on the shortest notice. Terms moderate. -FOR- Fine *Teas! CHOICE COFFEES, Strictly Pure Spices, GO TO--- ASSAM TEA AGENCY, R.E RIALE, PROPRIETOR. 812 Massachusetts St. Carmean & Harbaugh LIVERY and HACK STABLES. Fine Light Livery. Hacks make all trains. Telephone 139. Opposite Lawrence House. Popular Millinery Establishment Dealers in all kinds of Millinery Goods. The latest fashions always on hand. Students' patronage cordially solicited and carefully attended to. GROCER, Corner Lee and Massachusetts Street. MRS. ORME & ENGLE, Proprietors of the GENERAL MERCHANDISE. Students' Club Trade Solicited. H. W. HAYNE, PRACTICAL H. WINNIE, MARVELOUS MEMORY DISCOVERY. Four Books Learned in One Reading. A Year's Work Done in Ten Days. Mind Wandering Cured. Speaking Without Notes. Wholly unlike artificial systems. Great inducements to Correspondence Classes. Prospectus, with opinions of Dr. Wm. A. Hammond, the world-famed specialist in Mint Disease; Daniel Greenleaf Thompson, the great Gycologist; Daniel Evans, the great Christmas Videocaster; Richard Proctor, the Selene Judge Gibson, Judah P. Benjamin, and others. From the Chaplain of Exeter College, and Pu Vo From the Chaplain of Exeter College, and Houghton Syriie Prizeman, Oxford. Dear Sir—In April, 1983, the department that my ordination examination would be held in a fortnight. I had only ten (10) days in which to prepare for the Exam. 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Ham- Diseases; ycologologist; Christian Ad- stant; Hons. others. e. and pt. 1888. should be held in which is commend it so utterly, was able to read after a Proctor, 4 Proctor, the facts. The facts. o, [A. M.] ue, N. Y. t by corres- PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. For and by the Students of the Kansas State University. VOL. I. LOCALS. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, APRIL 12, 1889 Who's there? Wixson get your gun! The Virgil class finishes the third book this week. Cats are in demand at Snow Hall, at 25 ct. per head. The optional French begin their new novel this week. Jesse Oscar Hobo is the latest addition to the noble order. Prof. Wilcox conducts the chapel exercises this week. The Senior Laws say they will also get silk hats. Next. The Junior class held a meeting last Friday at two o'clock: The Excelsior Club will meet with Wine next Saturday night. The Psychology class had their first quiz on Monday of this week. Quite a number of our students went out to Blue Mound, Sunday. The Caesar class finished Latin composition for this term Monday. The Philological Club held an interest session last Friday night. Another piano was taken to Prof. Mc Donald's room on Saturday. Culver and Hill have moved, They may now be found at 1301 Ohio. The score of the base ball game played Friday was 11 to 8 in favor of Voorhis' nine. The Junior electrical engineers recently examined the city electric light system and plant. Owing to the near vacation the program of the Political Science Club has not been posted. Miss Nellie Franklin furnished music for Atheneum Literary Society at the last meeting. There will be no meetings on the bill Friday night of this week, of any of the societies. "Where are we going boys?" Echo answers in guttural tones,—"Remember thy oath." The lawn tennis enthusiasts were out exercising themselves in the park last Friday afternoon. The High school gave a dramatic entertainment last week. Visitors report it very amusing. It is rumored that Worden was caught in a chicken coop, of West Lawrence, last Saturday night. "No telling, I may be the next."—Wo- den, April 3d. "Too true! Too true!"—Rigg's, April 7th. The ice house on this side of the river seemed to be an objective point to many strollers on last Sunday. And our steamboat is no more, so that if we will go boating we must furnish our own motive power. Orophilian voted in several new members at the last meeting. Among them Rush and Roberts. It may be lots of fun to butt one's head against a solid plank wall, but *vee* never could see it quite that way. The geometry class will finish plain geometry this week, which is as far as they are required to go this term. It is said that the Seniors were out Saturday night returning hats that they had taken from the young ladies. The foot race will take place this afternoon at 3 o'clock on the base ball ground. The contestants are both amateurs, although Firestone has had some experience Some of the "Preps" now carry canes in imitation of the Seniors. Look out, boys, it is dangerous. Nearly all of the members of the Geology class do their laboratory work from 8 to 10 in the morning. Judge West has just made a new find in geology. The discovery is a fossil leaf with two petioles. It is reported that the recent riddance of the barbs almost counterbalances the loss sustained a week ago. The Sub-freshmen list of students occupied the bulletin board yesterday. There are about 175 on the list. The class in organic chemistry have their final examination this week. They will then take up Toxicology. "That inscription on my hand is the name of the noble order in Greek characters. My pin will be here in a few days." The zoology class began work in the laboratory, Monday. Their first work was the classification of specimens of birds. Why doesn't the Freshman class have a party or picnic. The class spirit can be cultivated in no better may than this. Palladium Literary Society has placed a frame for holding programs in the hall. It is very neat and a credit to the society. The Zoos are analyzing birds in earnest. The collector's name has not been reported. All songsters should now keep low Prof. Canfield's Juniors are excused from recitations and turned loose to graze in the library until summoned by a formal call. The joint meeting of Orophilian and the Kent Club has been postponed for one week, and will occur if nothing prevents on the 19th. The Senior girls say they haven't been able to sleep for almost a week. Poor girl! Troubled conscience and fire (?) bells—the cause. The time for Freshman themes has been extended by Prof. Marsh till Tuesday, April 16. The Freshmen are congratulating themselves. A number of University boys went out boating last Saturday, the river was in fine fix and the weather just cool enough to make it pleasant. Orophilian has a quartette. It is composed of Messis. Curry, Krehbiel, Nowlin and Sawtell. You ought to hear them sing, they are immense. "The Mysteries of Initiation or two hours in a Hen House" is the title of the latest work we have heard of; for particulars inquire of any of the boys. The third term German class did not know their lesson Monday, and consequently brought down on themselves an unlimited amount of condemnation. The Excelsior Club met last Saturday night with C. P. Chapman. The evening was spent in the cause of science, and all went home with new ideas in their heads. The ball game last Friday afternoon was very good and drew a large number of spectators. The boys with practice expect to be able to "do up" any other college club in Kansas. The catalogue lists of the Juniors, Sophomores and Freshmen were posted the latter part of last week ; and now we hear the remark, "who cares for classification, anyhow." The Botany class are longing for the time to come when they will know enough to begin the work of making a collection, and thus get outdoor work for exercise. The Science Club got on a tare last Friday night. The boys (and profs.) actually made so much noise that students rooming in the vicinity thought either the Pharmasists or Laws had broken loose. The fourth hour geometry class had a written recitation yesterday, also one today, the two will count as one quiz. The members of the Sketch Club are drawing a life size portrait of Mrs. A. R Marsh, to be kept as a souvenir of her presence and work with the club. We suppose this weeks issue of our contempt will contain the usual obituary and condolence expressed to the barbs. They are both needed. There was a large crowd at the Unity club lecture last Monday night. Prof. Franklin held his audience very much interested throughout the entire time. The Song Association held another of those meetings for which it is celebrated last Friday night. A large crowd was present, and Miss Nellie Franklin presided at the piano in her usual admirable manner. It is reported that every Junior is manufacturing some excuse to leave the city during vacation, to avoid the class picnic. We tender our sympathy to those who remain. The Natural History Department received recently a valuable addition, in a handsomely bound copy of Edwin Chapin's Zoology of New England. The book was presented by Mr. Geo E. Little of this city. Orophilian hold a regular meeting last Friday night; only a few were present, but a very interesting time was reported. The special features were a song by W.E. Higgs and one by Orophilian male quartette. The latest is a bill of damages sent in by a citizen of West Lawrence. He alleges that a band of forty or fifty hoodlums broke his fence down, made a raid on his incubator and robbed him—of about two hours sleep. The commencement appointments of the Lawrence High School have been made. The Senior class this year numbers about forty, and as the High School fits for the University, the majority will be in next year's Freshman class. The inter-fraternity base ball association was perfected last Friday. Now we shall expect to see some good playing; but we believe that there can be a nine organized outside the fraternities that will crowd them pretty close for honors. Last Saturday afternoon there was an amateur boat race. Hadley and Edson manned one boat, and Deverell and Armstrong were in the second boat. The first crew won, but Deverell says that he did not have his specks on all the time. Athenaeum hall was filled last Friday night with spectators, who had come to hear the program. The program consisted of orations, declamations, readings and a debate; and was first class in every respect. Music was furnished by Miss Nellie Franklin. Palladium Literary Society has had no quorum for the last two meetings, and it is time for the members to awaken to the fact, that if they expect to have a society they must be there and be prepared to work. for it is something more than fun to start any kind of a society. Last Saturday at three o'clock the active and alumne members of Pi Beta Phi met at the home of Miss Sue Miles, to listen to a lecture by Mrs. Prof. Carruth on "Glimpses of Italian History." In spite of the April weather the attendance was good. Mrs. Carruth illustrated her very interesting lecture by photographs of historical characters, paintings and places. Several selections, poetical and prose, alluded to in the lecture, were, at the suggestion of Mrs. Carruth read by the young ladies. All the girls feel that their pleasure in being allowed to hear this interesting lecture is only exceeded by their gratitude to Mrs. Carruth. PERSONALS. Parkirk went to Kansas City Friday. Potter will spend vacation at home. Austin goes to Cottonwood Falls to-day. Miss Hadley is in Olathe visiting friends. Austin goes to Cottonwood Falls to-day Worden says it is hard to get "Hobo" off. Gleason leaves for home to-morrow morning. Lemon will vacate at his home in Armourdale. Perry enjoyed a visit from his father, Sunday. Ross leaves for his home at McLouth this evening. Royster will spend vacation at his home in Chamute. Smelzer left for his home in Emporia, last Thursday. Wade, of the Law Department, went home last Friday. Fossidk and McMurtry will spend vacation in Kansas City. Misses Innes, Town and Mason visited the University to-day. Montgomery leaves this afternoon for his home in Oregon, Mo. Chapman will spend vacation at his home in White Cloud. Miss Laura Lockwood has been enjoying visit from her brother. Miss Josie Berry leaves for home to-day to spend her vacation. Fred Kellogg is down from Topeka to attend the Phil Delt hop. H. J. Martin will spend the vacation at his home in Burlingame. Culver, Manning and Hill are boarding at the Phi Delt Club now. S. E. Curry leaves this evening for his home at Winchester Kans. Miss Mamie Jacobs, of Emporia, visited the University Tuesday. Brown and McKinnon got wet Sunday, returning from Blue Mound. Arthur Callaham *visited his Phi Si brothers, Tuesday morning.* Miss Grabe leaves this afternoon, for her home, to enjoy the vacation. John Davis will spend the moonlight nights of vacation with his Ottawa girl. Miss Nellie Morris leaves Thursday for a short visit with friends in Humboldt. Fred Pickering will spend the coming days of vacation at his home in Olathe. Miss Josie Cook of Kansas City, visited her aunt, Miss Lippincott, last Sunday. Ed Morris began his vacation last Sat urday at which time he left for Emporia J. G. Smith '84, of Kansas City, attended the Entre Nous hop last Friday evening. W. S. Smith will spend vacation a home. He will probably not return this term. Will Priestly was up from Baldwin Monday. He reports oratorical matters quiet at the Bakery. Rev. F. W. Fleigenbaum, the pastor of the German Methodist Church of this city, was a caller Tuesday. Mr. W. C. Stevens, the newly appointed assistant in Natural History, visited the University last week. No.27. Miss Mamie Monroe very pleasantly entertained a number of West Lawrence people last Thursday evening. Miss Tella Chapman, who has been very ill for some time past, left last Monday for Syracuse in the western part of Kansas. A Catalogue list of the Preparatory de partment was posted this morning. It is by far the largest list that has been posted. Strange to say, Earnest Blaker will not avail himself of the opportunity to go home, but will do special work (? ) at the University. Miss House of Omaha, Neb., who has, for the past few days, been visiting Miss Price, leaves Thursday for Topeka, to visit friends in that city. Sherman will investigate and see whether the lady officials of Rossville are administering the affairs of that burg satisfactorily, during vacation. Barlow Lippincott spent Sunday in the city visiting relatives and friends. Barlow has an exceptionally fine position in the engineering field and since leaving the University in '87 has made rapid advancement in his chosen profession. Harry Barnes was very pleasantly surprised by a number of the boys last evening. It was the occasion of Harry's twenty-first birthday, and it is said that he was so surprised he forgot his sprained ankle and was several times caught dancing around, receiving the many congratulations. Mr. Frank Oakley, a former student of both Washburn and K. S. U., is now connected with the engineering department of the O. & W. R. R at Walla Walla, Washington. Mr. Oakley has been for the past year in the employment of the Topka engineer, but being offered a better position accepted it. In making this change Frank joins one of his old classmates, Mr. Arthur Adams. —Washburn Reporter. Barb: "But you had on shoes. How about that?" The gentlemen of the Phi Delta Theta fraternity entertained their lady friends with an informal hop, at the Merchants Bank Hall, last evening. Those present were Misses Jacobs, of Emporia; Sulliff, Henshaw, Hair, Crotty, Bartell, Franklin, Manley, Lula Hadley, Mason, McCague, Scott, Johnson, Taggart and Mrs. Franklin; Messrs. F. H. Kellogg, Armstrong, E. C. Franklin, Burney, Henshaw, White, Brooks, Funston, Schall. McFarland, Wilkinson, Craig, Fiegenbaum, V. L. Kellogg and W. S. Franklin. Sunday morning dialogue. J. O. H—(to a prominent barb) “Well, you see I got played with last night. To be sure I was itching to join a "frat" and so "bit," but it will never do to let it be known that I was "duped" ,"so for the sake of our dear barb friends, to whom I must now be loyal, I want you to circulate the report that I was "onto" this affair all the time—see "P?" Barb: "That's so, we must get out of this somewhere, and that is the only alternative—so here goes—I'll spread that report at once." J. O. H—o: "Yes, and I'll swear that I had a pistol in each boot, etc." J. O. H.: "Oh! that wont make any difference, we can make the bars believe anything and the frats are already "onto it, for I was so scared I couldn't keep from shaking all over. Now remember, we must carry this through." Law Department Judge Summerfield is taking a lay-off this week, so the Junior 8-30 recitation has been discontinued. They have only one daily recitation now from 10 to 13. Hobbs is council in a land case, soon to be tried at Leon. The Juniors are not satisfied with the defeat that the Seniors gave them on the diamond, and another game will be played as soon as the weather will permit. Kent Club will not meet Friday night, on account of vacation. A week from Friday night comes the joint debate with Orophilian. The subject for discussion is *Resolved*. That the present system of municipal government is a failure. The Kent Club will be represented by Crane and Mitchell; Orophillian, by Street and Copper. Abe Levy sells the best Hats in the city. One Thousand Hair Brushes at Woodward's. UNIVERSITY TIMES Published every Friday morning by the TIMES COMPANY. E. M. MUMFORD, JUS. D. BOWERSOCK, JR. President. Secretary. Editorial Staff. F. E. REED, Editor-in-Chief. Associate Editors. W. D. Ross, M. W. WIXON, F. C. Schraeder, F. W. Webb, C. S. Hall, F. A. Fullerbom, W. L. Taylor, Fred Funston, Gertrude Crotty, Emma Bartell, Anna McKinnon, W. P. Harrington. Business Managers. F. W. BUTLER, WM. HILL. Entered at the Post Office of Lawrence, Kauai, as second-cass matter. UNIVERSITY DIRECTORY. BETA THETA Pi, meets on fourth floor of Opera House block. of Opera House block. PHI KAPPA Psi, meets on third floor of Opera House block. PHI GAMMA DELTA, meets in the Elldridge House block, third floor. PHI DELTA THETA, meets on second floor of Opera House block. SIGMA PHI, meets on the fourth floor east of the Opera House block. SIGMA NU, meets in the Elldridge House block, third floor. PI BETA PHI, meets every Saturday afternoon at homes of members. KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA, meets every Saturday afternoon at the homes of members. KAPPA ALPHA THETA, meets every Saturday afternoon at the homes of members. BASE BALL ASSOCIATION, Manager, Prof. A. M. Wilcox; Capt. of the Nine, Charles Voorhis. UNIVERSITY SCIENCE CLUB, meets in School Hall. PHILOLOGICAL CLUB, meets in room No. 30 every other Friday at 8 p.m. TENNIS ASSOCIATION, President, F. E. REED; Secretary, F. H. Kellogg; Treasurer, W. A. Snow. SCIENCE CLUB, every other Friday at 8 p.m. POLITICAL SCIENCE CLUB, every other Friday at 8 p.m. OROPHILIAN LITERARY SOCIETY, every Friday at 8 p.m. ATHENEUM LITERARY SOCIETY, meets every Friday at 8 p.m. W. D. Ross, President; Fred McKinnon, Secretary. FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION, meets every Saturday for practice. C. S. Hall, President; Chas. Wright, Secretary; Schields and Wixon, Captains. Y. M. C. A. meets every Friday evening at 7:30, Room 11. President, L. T. Smith; Secretary, R. D Brown. Y. W. C. A. meets every Friday evening at 7.3), third floor of U. President, Flora Newlin; Secretary, Anna McKinnon. ORATORICAL ASSOCIATION of the Students of K. S. U. L. L. T. Smith, President; C. P. Chapman, Secretary. Executive Committee—E. M. Mumlord, Executive Committee—E. M. Mumford. Chas. Voorhis, Fred Liddeke. Murat Halstead, by a unanimous vote of the board of Regents of the State Agricultural College, has been invited to deliver the commencement address of that institution on June 11. Can it be that this is a political straw of any significance? At last we are to have a joint debate between two societies. The Kent Club challenged Orophilian to a joint debate and the latter society accepted the challenge. The Kent Club elected Mitchel and Crane to represent it; Orophilian elected Street and Copper. In addition to the debate Mr Enns will read a paper, and music will be interspersed throughout the program. The question selected by the debaters, is, Resolved, That the present system of municipal government in the United States is a failure. This is a good question and with the men to handle it whom the societies have selected, the debate will, no doubt, be one of the most interesting discussions of the year. The debate will probaly be held in Orophilian hall. It should be well attended by the students. This is the first debate of the kind that has been held since the literary societies began to wane, and it should not be the last one. For it is in just such debates as this that K. S. U. used to train her orators that have so often led her to victory in InterCollegiate Oratorical Contests. In the masterly address on "The government of cities," delivered by C. S. Gleed, at the sixth annual meeting of the State Bar association, in Topeka, in January last, the full text of which appears in the recently published proceedings of the meeting, among a number of very interesting and valuable things ably discussed, Mr. Gleed makes a statement which will, we are confident, excite the pride of every true Kansan. It is this: "Kansas has sent a young man into the world from her university, as a chemist, who has done more to give Chicago good water and pure milk, and pure food generally, because of his work in the field of chemistry, and in his exposure of the various frauds in the food line, than any other influence at work in the great city. I refer to John H. Long, formerly of Johnson county.—Atchison Champion. John Harper Long, above referred to, was graduated from the University with the class of '77 and is at present professor of chemistry in Chicago Medical College. He has made many inventions and has conducted research in his special department which has placed him in the foremost rank of American chemists. We are proud to own him. He is one of the brightest lights in K. S. U.'s long list of honored alumni. We are in receipt of Vol. I No. 1 of the Wesleyan Lance, a very neat well edited news and literary journal, published by the students of the Kansas Wesleyan University at Salina. This institution, although young in years, already has a faculty composed of men, who, in point of ability and experience, rank far above many of older and better established colleges. It requires but a glance at their publication, The Lance, to determine what class of students Kansas Wesleyan has enrolled. We find the editorial board composed largely of the delegates to the State Oratorical Convention at Emporia last February. They are of that wide awake energetic class who believe in pushing their institution into prominence by their individual efforts. It was such a spirit which gained for them (unanimous) admission into the State Association. Right here we might say that as K. W. U. has one of the best instructors in elocation to be found in the West, it will be well for other institutions to guard well their laurels for K. W. U.'s representative in next years contest will doubtless surprise us all. As for the Lance of course it cannot equal our Review but we predict for it a brilliant future. We have it on our "list" and will be pleased to receive it monthly. Vive le Lance. Six inside views of the University are being engraved for the Annual. New engravings of the different buildings will also be used. These two things alone will make the Annual the best advertisement the University has had for many years. College Preparation for Newspaper Work. [Continued from last week.] Many other arguments might be advanced to show how essential a knowledge of printing is in the newspaper work; but how is the college student to attain this knowledge? Opportunities may not be abundant in all colleges, but there are no colleges so remote from cities and large towns that some opportunity is not available. A half holiday spent once a week in practice at the case of some well equipped printing office will result before four years are up in some solid acquirement. Vacation might be wholly or partly utilized in the same way. I have often wondered why college boys do not print their own publications. There is a great scramble every publication day among college editors to get together funds enough to pay the printing bill. If the editors would learn the most essential part of their business this expense might be saved, or, what is perhaps better, it might be paid to those of their number—and there are always such—who find it equally hard to pay their own bills. Thus the local college printing office can be made an additional opportunity for impecunious students and would thus accomplish a double object. Good journeymen printers in large newspaper offices earn from $15 to $25 a week, and many of them graduate to the editorial force. There is no more rapid road to the editorial chair for an educated man than that through the printing office. The reporter who is not a stenographer labors under a serious disadvantage in these days of verbatim reporting. First-class stenographers get from twenty-five to forty cents a hundred words from the largest dailies for well prepared, accurate copy. Compensation is equally liberal for other work outside of journalism. A stenographer should be able to work the typewriter with celerity and write out his notes himself. Otherwise he will be compelled to employ a typewriter assistant and thus reduce his income. Typewriter copy is very popular in all newspaper offices and bids fair to supplant long hand copy in course of time. The Associated Press report in most important offices is now received on the typewriter by operators who write the report direct from the wire. Specials received at the local offices are also manifold or the typewriter for distribution among the newspapers, and the use of this deft machine as a copy producer is bound to increase everywhere. Both stenography and typewriting can be acquired in a college more easily than either of the other two arts mentioned in this article. The taking of ser mons, lectures end recitation notes furnishes abundant opportunity for practice and a welcome variety for the mind. While more easily acquired they are more important, on the whole to the beginner in newspaper work and more likely to be called into frequent use. The volume of telegraphic news collected and distributed to great journals has increased enormously in the past few years, and in the offices of newspapers of importance the telegraph operator has taken his place beside the news editor as a permanent fixture. In the editorial sanctums of the greatest papers several wires are manned. The receiving and sending of news matter, as prepared by the reporters and correspondents, is excellent training for editorial work. The "nose for news," as well as style, expression, vocabulary and a knowledge of newspaper methods, are acquired in this way, and graduations from the telegraph table to the editorial desk are common occurrences. During the past few years I have known a number of telegraph editors who have advanced from the key to positions of prominence in journalism, and their success in newspaper work is to a considerable extent due to experience gained as telegraphers. One of these is now the secretary and general manager of one of our largest press associations, which transacts a business aggregating nearly half a million a year. Another is a widely known and highly valued Washington correspondent; a third is the New York news agent of a large Boston daily; still another is the sporting editor of the same paper, while the fifth is on the reporter's staff of a New York journal. The list might be extended at will. Not one of those mentioned above possessed the advantage of a college training. The man who can take an important address in shorthand from the lips of a speaker, and then sit down at a telegraph key and transmit his report to his paper from his note book, is far more valuable to that paper than would be a walking encyclopedia without that special ability. During the great Marca blizzard in 1888, the Boston Globe secured the first news about the situation in New York, beating all its contemporaries by half a day, because its New York correspondent was a practical telegrapher, and knew how to tap a wire and transmit news, as well as how to write. Considerable progress in telegraphy can be made by the formation of college telegraph associations, and the stringing of wires from room to room. Such an association was a pleasant feature of college life at Williams ten years ago, and the chief operator at New York of one of our most extensive telegraph systems gained his first experience as electritian for the college association, and in "subbing" for the Western Union local A thorough mastery of the science of electricity in the college laboratory, and the amateur practice of telegraphy during four years of college life will prove of inestimable value to the would-be journalist. Students can further adapt themselves for newspaper work by a study of the newspapers themselves in the college reading room, noting the different methods of treating the same topics by different papers, according to the constituency each has to reach. A good deal can be learned also about such routine matters as paragraphing, punctuation and "heading up" by observing the variety of style which prevails among papers with regard to these matters. Head lines are built for the purpose of calling attention in the most emphatic way possible to the points in the article supposed to be of most interest to the paper's readers. Over news items they are supposed to convey an adequate idea of the contents of the item and bring out boldly its most startling feature. The student can, for practice, attempt to improve on the headlines in various papers, and can probably succeed in improving them in many cases. Again, he can observe the style indulged in by various writers, and, in forming his own, he must remember that style is often of more consequence than matter, and that some writers, humorists, for example, are of great value to their papers, not so much from what they write from as how they write it. The same rule applies in part to news reporters. Often enterprising searchers for news that one is of most importance to his paper who can write up his article in the most novel and entertaining way. The public appetite for novelty in style is insatiable, and reporting is getting to be almost as much a business of searching after style as of searching after news.—H. H. Fletcher in The Writer. There has been some talk among the lovers of athletic sports in regard to having a field day. Let the good work go on. Field day is a permanent thing in most of the eastern colleges. K. S. U. without doubt, has some fine athletes, and if only the proper encouragement was given them by the student body, an athletic tournament could be arranged that would do credit to any college in the United States. It will be remembered by some of the older students that in times past, K. S. U. has possessed athletes that have lowered Yale's record in some things, and there is reason to believe that we have as good athletic material now, as we did in the days of old. All that it requires to make a field day a success this year is the assurance that suitable prizes will be offered to the winners. We venture the assertion that each paper in the University, a number of the professors and some of our business men can be prevailed upon to offer a prize for some athletic achievement. We suggest that the best way to put this movement on foot is to immediately call a mass meeting of the students and select a committee that will take upon themselves the responsibility of making the proper arrangements for a field day. We sometimes think that judging from the number of times some of us are approached by the ever vigilant college news reporter that there is nothing of interest which can escape him. The same might be said of the exchange editor who is ever and anon clipping from this and that college exchange; but it is quite evident—whether on account of great distance from the seat of action, (during the democratic mail service) or the existence of a new species of hibernating "news borrower", we are unable to state—that the Pacific Pharos beats the record. We notice by the last issue of that paper that "the faculty of K. S. U. have decided to prohibit the students of that institution from delivering chapel orations on political or religious topics". No doubt this was new and interesting to the students of the Pacific University, but for the benefit of our contemporary on the Pacific slope we might say that our chapel rhetoricals have been abolished for two years, and the decision of the faculty referred to was made many years before. Riwa Ranu facu work The about about as n is o is o rack mate the the is ji Why some bum Ti at p Mon We gain argue vent day who sun spend have Satua the ploy Temi nios arrive a mo meri belli table and us. T my. of t lata of p by t Unit The econ it. Deep cut in prices of Dress Goods, Silks and Plushes. Young lady students will bear --- "Piccadura," the best nickle Cigar, at Woodward's Exchange Notes. The editorial staff of the College Rambler has been excused by the faculty from one half of their regular work in writing themes and essays. The Rambler requires an average of about 3,000 words per month from each editor which is about three times as much work as is required by the faculty in the shape of essay's. This is only justice to the students who rack their brains every week to find material to make up the columns of the college paper. The work lies in the same direction as is required and is just as much open to criticism. Why can't 'the powers that be' do something for this class of suffering humanity on the TIMES. There is a good deal of discussion at present in regard to adopting the Monday holiday plan in our colleges. We can see little advantage to be gained by such a change. The main argument put forth by those who advocate the change is that it will prevent students from studying on Sunday; yet we do not believe that such would be the case, for those students who are accustomed to studying on Sunday will continue to do so and spend their Monday holiday as they have been accustomed to spend their Saturday. In all cases it lies with the student to say how he will employ the time. The College Rambler published semi-monthly by the students of Illinois College is one of the many new arrivals this week. The Rambler is a model College Journal, the subject matter is arranged in a manner that merits praise; and on the whole we believe the Rambler to be among the best exchanges that comes to our table; we give you a hearty welcome and hope you will continue to visit us. This seems to be a year of economy. K. S. U. is not the only institution that has suffered at the hands of the governing Solons. The legislature of Nebraska is apparently affected with the same sordid notion of parsimony. The amount asked for by the requests of the Nebraska State University for two years was $223,599 which was cut down to $194,749. There is a wide difference between economy and this parsimonious spirit. The University of the Pacific delivered a challenge to the University of California for a strictly oratorical contest. The latter institution refused to accept the challenge. We are glad to note that the old examination system is rapidly being superceded by the far more just and sensible plan of written recitations given at intervals through the term, at the option of the professor. Among the first to adopt this plan was Amherst, which was followed soon after by the University of the Pacific and other leading institutions. Not only does the old system impose a burden of unnecessary work on the student, but it is absolutely unjust. To attempt to test a student's knowledge of a subject by a few catch questions twice each year shows more presumption than we can attribute to the average college professor. This new system does away with the custom of craming, which examinations, held at long intervals, are sure to foster. Under the old system, a student of average ability who under stands the art of crammig, can in a few weeks pass a satisfactory examination on almost any subject. On this account a student is encouraged to shirk the work of the class room and care for nothing but the final examinations. It is a vicious system and we are glad to see it go. Within ten years over $60,000,000 have been given by private individuals for the cause of education. Most of this is known to have been given by Christian men and from Christian motives. These facts show what part churches are taking in the matter of higher education, and according to the last census but one-fifth of the wealth of this country was in the hands of christian people. The last issue of the Hesperian contains many interesting articles, especially the article entitled, "Biographical sketch of the Board of Editors." Chatanooga University, at Chatanooga, Tenn., and Grant Memorial University at Athens, have become consolidated, under the name of the latter. The college of Liberal Arts and the Law and Medical schools will remain at Chatanooga, while the schools of Theology and Technology will be located at Athens. The combined wealth of the two institutions will amount to over $300,000 and the students will number 450. Michigan University is the second in size in this country. One thousand eight hundred and seventy-five names are enrolled. After August, 1889, no person shall be allowed to matriculate in University of the Pacific, who uses tobacco in any form. Fourteen New England colleges have taken measures to raise the standard of their entrance requirement and to make them more uniform. Every student who applies for a scholarship at Dartmouth must sign a pledge not to use tobacco in any form while receiving aid from the college. A new telescope for the Washington observatory is to have a 60-inch lens, the largest in the world. A new language called Spelin, it is said, will probaly supersede Volapuk. Adam had one thing in his favor. Eve couldn't ask him whether he had loved any other woman before he met her.—Ex, Ex-President Hayes will deliver a series of lectures at Oberlin on political economy. Geology. Professor to young lady: "Can you tell me why the term 'man' is used here right along?" She·Well I suppose it is used generically, but 'woman' naturally clings to and is embroced by 'man.' Subdued hilarity by the other members of the class. Harvard has 1,899 students enrolled this year. "Lamb" "Oui," said the Frenchman, "dat is him. Monsieur Lamb is de vera man vat for I make de pantaloons." "--High School Times, Dayton, Ohio. A Frenchman once made a pair of pantaloons for Dr. Lamb, but forgetting the name of his customer, went into the market and taking hold of a leg of mutton, inquired of the butcher, "Vat you call dis?" "That is mutton." Ha, mutton is it? Vell, vat you call mutton's baby?" Kent Club. --ian Association for the Advancement of Science, by Mr. Hale. The Author attempts to prove that the Europeans are only in small part of Aryan blood, and that modern civilization and culture are due to the conquered Iberians and Finnish races. Mr. Hale's treatment of the subject is very unscientific, and many of his arguments contain manifest fallacies. In our present state of ignorance in regard to the primitive European races, such speculations as these are to be discouraged. Mr. Lawton recounted the events of the week and dwelled at some length on the unexpected results of the city elections; after which Mr. Pomeroy philosophized on the probable causes of these constant changes in city politics, coming to the conclusion that they were to some extent at least, unaccountable. Justice Mathew's life was presented by Mr Marsters, a life full of struggles and disappointments, but crowned at last with success. It was listened to at tentively by our worthy Seniors, who are gazing with some misgivings upon the restless waves of social life into which they are about to plunge Struggles and disappointments certainly await them; will they meet with success too? With still more interest they listened to Mr. Finfrock's practical common sense talk on "When should a lawyer take him a wife?" Mr. Finfrock is an expert, and his advice to a young lawyer not to marry before he has a good practice and is 30 years old, will certainly bear excellent fruit. Mr. Stebbin read an elaborate paper on "Ballo Reform" which afterwards was discussed with much interest. Mr Ackley in an essay convinced us that the daily paper is the great civilize of our age, the promoter of domestic harmony, the vitalizer of our debilitated constitution, the restorer o our appetite. the gratifier of our curiosity, our lungs for the sensation al, our thirst for notoriety, and the faithful ally in all our great schemes The first paper read at Science Club last Friday evening was by A. L. Sloan on the Forth Bridge, illustrated by blackboard diagrams. We give a few extracts for the benefit of our readers who have kept themselves informed in regard to what is in some respects the greatest engineering achievement of the century. The Frith of Forth at the point of crossing is about a mile and a half in width, and nature has placed a rocky island in the middle to build a pier on. Beginning on the Queenstown side the bridge is carried out 1780 ft. on nine piers of solid masonry faced with granite; the forntecyned pier from the shore is called the cantilever tower; as upon it will rest not only the ends of the girders but also the shoreward arm of the south cantilever; this tower has been made of great size, being at the water 103 ft. in length and 22 ft. in breadth. The crucial part of the scheme is that which carries the bridge over the deep water of the Forth, because the free navigation cannot be interfered with. From three sets of granite piers, arranged in groups of four columns each, a superstructure of steel will be erected, supporting bracket-like arms, two of which with a separate girder in the center, form an apparent arch with a span of 1710 ft., with a clear headway above high water of 150 feet. There are two such spans and two half spans of 680 ft. each thrown shoreward to cantilever towers on either shore," "about 45,000 tons of steel will be used on the bridge and 12,000 cubic yards of masonry". "The best way to get an idea of the bridge is to compare it to the Brooklyn bridge. The three main towers are 375 ft. high or 98 ft. higher than those of the East River bridge. The cost of the Brooklyn bridge was $11,000,000 and it was thirteen years in building, while the Forth briage will only cost $8,000,000 and be about seven years in building. Mr. Fred Liddekke followed with a paper on Science among the Arabs. He showed the value of the achievements of the Arabian philosophers during the Middle Ages. We are just beginning to acknowledge the importance of Arabian science and arts; to them we owe the discovery of all the strange acids and most important elements, and the invention, or at least the application, of the compass and gunpowder. In astronomy and physics the Arabians made many valuable discoveries, and showed that the true method of scientific work was investigation and speculation. The third paper was by A. L. Noyes, on Storage batteries and some recent improvements in them. A general discussion followed about the flash point of kerosene oil, which has been fixed by the legislature at 110 deg. Fahr. This is much lower than is consistent with safety, for lamps are frequently heated higher than this, and even the sun sometimes heats oil to this temperature. The president and the janitor had considerable difficulty in adjourning the club at ten o'clock. Turning off the gas and electric light rather increased the hilarious strains of "Upidee." The Philological Club. Prof. A. G. Canfield spoke of the rise and development of the legned of the Holy Grail. The first to develop the story were the French poets of the 12th century. Chrestien's poem gives the kernel of the story. It consists of two parts, the search for the grail, and the history of Joseph of Arimathea and the bringing of the Grail of England. The poem contains about 60,000 lines, about 10,000 of which are by Christien, the rest being added by later hands. The legends of the Holy Grail are connected with those of the court of Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. It is said by some that the poets themselves invented the stories, or took them from one who invented them. Others find their origin in common Celtic tradition. Mr. Nutt, the author of a book lately published of Studies on the legend of the Holy Grail, adopts and maintains the latter theory. From a comparison of the different forms of the story he determines that the quest part of the legend is older than the other. That part has the least close connection with Christian story and symbolism. It is probable, then, that the growth of the story was in the line of elaborating its symbolism. It is more probable that on native myth are engrafted Christian ideas, than that a story full of Christian symbolism and invented by a monk was robbed of that symbolism and took on the form of native tradition. Mr. Slosson gave a synopsis of an address delivered before the Amer- Mr. Sterling spoke of a papyrus manuscript of Hypereides lately acquired by the Louvre. It contains a fragment of the oration against Athenagenes praised so highly by Longinus. Prof, Marsh spoke of an article on Metre in English in the Modern Language notes. Miss. Rudolph announced the death of Prof. Morris of Michigan University, and several members of the Club spoke of his life and works. AMERICAN GAMES Have you bought a Bat? Use the American League or Eastern Association; or if these are too hard try a Rugby Foot Ball. Field & Hargis have them BATS! In Bats, Axel Tree take the lead. GLOVES ! Use the new Finger Tips. No broken fingers when these are used. LAWN TENNIS! Complete line in a few days. FIELD & HARGIS take no back seat on any of the above. Get your barbering done at Andy Reeds and get a chance on the gold watch, diamond ring and silver headed cane. Bazin's cosmetics at Raymond & Dick's. Steamboats, sailboats and rowboats at Graebel's. The free samples of Recamier Toilet Powder are going fast. Call and get one at Raymond and Dick's. Suspenders and gloves at Bromelick's. Pay your subscription. Five and ten cent cigars, the best in town for the money. at the Geo. Leis Drug Store. J. D. Smith carries a full stock of magazines and periodicals. Take good exercise by using Indian clubs or dumb bells. You can get them at Smith's news depot. Just take a look at those new flannel shirts at Bromelsick's. Bromelsick has a fine line of spring hats. At the Opera House Tuesday, Apr. 16th: Just such an audience as those premiers of literary humor, Messrs. Nye and Riley, are worthy of, greeted their appearance at Germain Hall last evening. It was large, intelligent, and therefore appreciative—properly so. Nye's drolleries tickled the house while Riley's dialect sketches won its fullest sympathy. —Albany Press and Knickerbocker, Jan. 12, 1889. in mind, our very complete line of Fabrics for graduating purposes. A.D.WEAVER. SPRING GOODS NOW ARRIVING —ARE— —IN— Boots and Shoes. See our Styles and Prices. MASON'S. ..TRINKETS You can find the best stock of kid gloves, hosiery, ties, ribbons, corsets, handkerchiefs and underwear, at INNES'. Also, the latest styles in dress goods, for street and evening wear, together with the finest assortment of drapery nets in black and cream, in this city. Your trade solicited Your trade solicited. INNES. Have you seen Abe Levy's new flannel shirts? They are aisles. All those fine looking, fat men, you see on the street, eat at the Delmonico. Boys, go to Crains & Urbansky's for a nobby suit. Mrs. Savage can show you the latest styles in spring goods. McCullough Bros. are the boss barbers of Lawrence. Buy your new hats of Abe Levy. Smedley gives the finest baths in Lawrence. Girls, call and see the fine line of millinery goods at the rooms of Mrs. Savage. Don't fail to call on Smith for cigars. Special rates to students at McCulloch Bros' barber shop. Soda water, cool and refreshing, on draught at the Leis Drug Store. Say boys, have you tried one of those vapor baths at Smedley's? New flannel shirts, just the thing for this season, at Abe Levy's Crains & Urbansky have enlarged their room and increased their stock of clothing. They are now ready to accommodate students at bottom prices. Mrs. Savage can show you a complete line of millinery goods. Students get your shaving done at All Gregg's. Don't fail to call on Smedley for a good bath. Smedley is the man to call on for baths. Call on All Gregg if you want a clean shave. Smedley's bath house on Mass. St., near the river, is the best in the city. The latest novelties in ties, at Abe Levy's Buy the Knox hat of Abe Levy. It is the best hat made. Any one desiring to take lessons on guitar or mandolin, will do well to see R. S. Saunders, leader of the Riverside Mandolin Club. Call at Bell's music store. Bromelsick has one of the finest lines of neck ties ever brought to Lawrence. Be sure and visit L. O. McINTIRE'S store for Bargains in all kinds of New Dress Goods and Embroideries. New Ginghams, New Prints, New Hosiery, New Corsets, and Gloves. New Veiling, Laces and Handkerchiefs, Ladies' New Wraps, New Shawls, New Curtains, New Goods in every department, the largest and best stock we have ever shown. With prices the lowest, we solicit an inspection. L. O. McINTIRE, 919 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kan. Palmer's standard ordors at Raymond & Dick's. Remember we make special rates to students for board at the Delmonico. Buy one of Abc Levy's stylish shirts. We are—and shall continue—setting the best table in the city, at the Delmonico. Crains & Urbansky want you to call and examine their stock of spring goods. If you want something nice in the millinery line, call on Mrs. Savage. Buy your cigars and cigarettes of Smith. He carries a full stock of the choiceest brands. Special rates to students at McCullough's. The Geo. Leis Drug Co. are headquarters for anything in their line. Try them. Plasterer's supplied with the bristles that come out of some tooth brushes we hear of. We get the best grade and sell at bottom figures. Raymond and Dick, All Gregg does good work. Give him w call. Get a free sample of Recamier powder at Raymond & Dick's. Bromelsick has all kinds of gents furnishing goods. For a stylish hair cut go to Gregg's barber shop. Students if you want to vote for the editors next fall pay your subscription now. If you smoke, try some of those choice brands of cigars and tobacco, at Smith's news depot. The bad hair are indexed longitudes to Bromeliads for hats, Abe Levy for caps, and Crains and Urbansky for stockings. The ball nine are under obligations. Abe Levy has an elegant line of new flannel shirts. McCulloch Brothers are the boss barbers of Lawrence. You will find none but first clas workmen at McCullough Bros. bar ber shop. Everybody wonders how we can afford to set such a good table for the money, at the Delmanico. If you want a new suit, call on Crains & Urbansky. Students, call on Mrs. Savage for your new hats. Base ball goods, a full line. A special discount made to clubs at Smith's news depot. New goods received daily by Mrs. Savage. WILDER BROS. SHIRT MAKERS, AND CENTS' FURNISHERS, Lawrence, WILDER BROS. SHIRT FACTORY Students and everybody will do well to call on us and be fitted in Shirts and Unerwear that have been made to order for parties and not taken. You can buy the finest goods for one-third the regular price. N. H. GOSLINE, LAWRENCE, Fancy and Staple Groceries, Patronize our Custom Steam Laundry for nice work and low prices. New 903 Massachusetts St., New Goods! A full line of Spring Suitings. J. F. McCONNELL. Work called for and delivered. Telephone No. 67. FOR BREAD The Latest Styles Kansas. and Buns and Cookies and "such like things." R. J. SPIETZ, at 825 Mass. Street, has what the Students want. "Just like your mother at home makes." F H. KLOCK'S In New and Fashionable Clothing for the Spring Season of 1889. J. HOUSE, The Popular Clothier, 731 Mass. St. Oysters, Choice Candies, Cigars, Tobacco er. SPEAKING,OF MEAT, 820 Massachusetts Street. Regular Meals 35c; Regular Board $3; Mcal Tickets, $3.50. Restaurant and Confectionery, NEW OYSTER PARLOR. If you want nice, clean Fresh Meat, go to CHAS. HESS, 1029 Mass Street. He makes best prices and treats you fairly. Has opened a first class OYSTER PARLOR in connection with his Confectionery Store, and will make a specialty of Oysters for the winter season. N WIEDEMANN REMEMBER F. F. METTNER, KANSAS, The Leading Photographer. Hillier DA LEE'S PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY SOUTH TENNESSEE ST. Finest Photo Rooms in the City. Specia rates to students. A. A. A.RUSS, Dentist. Office over Field & Hargis' Book Store, Lawrence, Kansas Office hours from 8 to 12 m., and 1 to 5 p.m. Teeth extracted without pain by the use or Nitrous Oxide Gas. ROOTS AND SHOES at BOTTOM PRICES, at A C. MENGER'S 742 Massachusetts St. G. M. FALLEY & CO. KEEP THE KEEP THE Popular Restaurant and Popular Lunch Students boarding at Failey's can get meals at the University without extra charge. Day Board $3.00. Meal Tickets $3.50. G GROSS & BARKER The Boss Barbers. They have the largest Shop and best workmen in the city. Students trade employed Student's trade solicited. 814 Massachusetts Street. CEO, DAVIES, The Students' Tailor, 921 Mass. Street, over Strafon & Zimmer mann's Drug Store, carries an extra large line of SAMPLES. First Class Tweed Pants from $5.00 up. Cleaning and Repairing on the shortest notice. Terms moderate. ——FOR—— Fine * Teas! CHOICE COFFEES, Strictly Pure Spices, AND ASSAM TEA AGENCY, R. E. RIALE, PROPRIETOR, 812 Massachusetts St. Carmeen & Harbaugh. LIVERY and HACK STABLES. Fine Light Livery. Hacks make all trains. Telephone 139. Opposite Lawrence House. Popular Millinery Establishment MRS. ORME & ENGLE, Proprietors of the Dealers in all kinds of Millinery Goods. The latest fashions always on hand. Students' patronage cordially solicited and carefully attended to. H. WINNIE, GROCER, GENERAL MERCHANDISE. Students' Club Trade Solicited. Corner Lee and Massachusetts Street. H. W. HAYNE, PRACTICAL PRACTICAL Watchmaker and Engraver, 823 Mass. Street. MARVELOUS MEMORY DISCOVERY. Four Books Learned in One Reading. A Year's Work Done in Ten Days. Mind Wandering Cured. Speaking Without Notes. Wholly unlike artificial systems. Great inducements to Correspondence Classes. Prospectus, with opinions of Dr. Wm. A. Hammond, the world-famed specialist in Mind Diseases; Daniel Thompson, the great Cysologist; Mickey Richard, D. Michael Vaccate; Mickey Proctor, the Scientist; Hon. Robert Proctor, From the Chaplain of Exeter College, and Houghton Syrine Prizean. Oxford. Vo Seni Dear Sir—In April, 1888, I suddenly received no notice of the examination would be made in a fortnight. I was not able to which to prepare for the Exam. I should recommend a junior preparation in the case of any one so utterly weakened and in a state of total weakness strengthened my natural memory that I was able to remember and give the gist of any book after reading it. I should haveHarold, Browne, Mosheim, &c., &c., once, and was given a present Bishop of Edinburgh knows the facts. The usual. Char classes [Rev.] JAMES MIDDLETON McDonald, [A.M.] To Prof. A. LOISETTE, 237 Fifth Avenue, N. Y. This System is thoroughly taught by correspondence. Send for prospectus. The club ro Fres day. The terday. Invit June 1 Seve river la The book o Chan Logic Our good w Miss nic par The begun The begin t Prof. ger, at The deman The request The en Tue The their la day. The gun the il. The es the week. Mr. I the new by Wo Prof Tuesda vacatio The brought spring Proi profess versity Exce with S like wi Quito Y. M. C Univer The gics. raised Geor the po had so They tions of He wil The afternoer, was The ation, banque It is Nye g Bang! Athec cial me a few v portan UNIVERSITY TIMES. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING. For and by the Students of the Kansas State University. SUBSCRIPTION PER YEAR, 50 CENTS. LAWRENCE. KANSAS, APRIL 19, 1889. Vol. I. LOCALS. Senior party to-night. the philological club meets to night as usual. The Psychology class had a quiz yesterday. Invitations are out for the Sigma Nu June party. Freshman themes were handed in Tues day. Several of the Pharmies pinicked up the river last, week. No.28 Chancellor Lippincott did not hear his classes Tuesday morning. The Sophis in latin have begun the third book of the Georgics. The Science club meets to night in the club rooms at Snow hall. Chancellor Lippincott gave the class in Logic a quiz Wednesday. The members of the Botany class have begun to make their collections. Miss Laura Lockwood was one of a picnic party up the river Monday. Our Base Ball club has been getting in good work practicing this week. The third term German class will soon begin the translation of a novel. Prof. A. G. Canfield talked on Boulan ger, at the Unity Club Monday night. The boatman was unable to supply the demand for boats the first of the wak. The first lecture in Toxicology was given Tuesday at 12 o'clock, by Prof. Bailey The Freshman Electrical Engineers were requested to report Tuesday at 2 o'clock. The Sub-freshman French class took their last lesson in Petite Histoire, yester day. Mr. Hervey White has been appointed the new guide to fill the place formally held by Worden. Prof Marsh did not hear his classes on Tuesday, as he had not returned from his vacation visit. The class in optional French, have be gun the novel entitled, the Pool of the Devil. The second Lowe Geometry class finishes the first book of plain geometry this week. The fine weather the first of the week brought out many of the boys in their spring suits. Prof. W. S. Franklin has an offer of the professorship of Physics, in Pardue University, Indiana. Excelsior Club meets to-morrow night with Sawtell and Wine. Ghosts and the like will be talked of. Quite a number of the delegates to the Y.M.C.A. district convention visited the University, Monday. The girls in latin are tired of the Georgics. They (the girls) were probably raised on the farm. George Cook has gone into training for the position of base ball umpire. He has had some experience. They say that Hickey has serious intentions of catching for this year's ball club He will need no backstop. The petition to close school yesterday afternoon, in honor of the late Judge Usher, was granted by the faculty. The Virginia University Alumni Association, of Kansas City, held their annual banquet and election of officers Monday It is rumored that several couple came Nye getting left Tuesday night—Bang! Bang!! Funeral at sunrise to-morrow. Athemeneum Literary held a regular special meeting last Friday afternoon. Only a few were present, and no business of importance was transacted. The Freshmen have decided to give a party. The Phi Gams will give a hop this evening The High School will have class day excercises this year. The tennis club is now playing on the court in the park. The Freshman Botany class have begun their collections. Several students will accompany Bell's band to Baldwin this evening. How about the game of ball between the Faculty and Seniors this year. A composite picture of the Senior class has been taken for the Annual. The Entre Nous Club will give their next hop next Thursday evening. The base ball nine are practicing every afternoon, preparing for a series of games. The plates for the College Annual arrived from Kansas City Tuesday afternoon Prof. Miller made an address before the Y.M.C.A.convention last Thursday evening. Several students took advantage of the fine weather, Tuesday evening, and went boat riding. Miss Nellie Franklin and Mr. J. C. Man ning gave their fourth duet recital Thurs day afternoon. At a meeting of the inter-frat base ball association, last Thursday, it was decided not to have any games this year. Bill Nye and James Whitcomb Riley, to the disappointment of many students, cancelled their engagement at Lawrence. We suggest that those in power keep the grass on the University campus cut short till June, as then it will look much nicer. The boys who went hunting during the recess say that game **was** very plentiful, and the weather just right for getting it. The members of the Zoology class use their spare time in shooting little birds to be analyzed and classified by the class as laboratory work. We understand that there will be no inter-fraternity ball league, because there would not be time before school closes to play out the series of games. The college. Y. M. C. A. meets every Friday night, in room No. 11 at 7:15 o'clock. All young men in the University are invited to the meetings. Mr. E. L. Ackley has resigned as orator on Orophilian's June program, and the society is now in a quanery as to who they will get to fill his place. Athenæum literary society does not meet to-night, but the members will avail themselves of the opportunity to hear the joint program between Orophillian and the Kent Club. Miss Delight Noble most pleasantly entertained a few of her friends last Saturday night. Card playing was indulged in till a late hour, and the guests report a most delightful evening. T J. Gilbert, a well known student of last year, now in Columbus, Ohio, where he has been attending school, writes that he wishes to be put down for a copy of *Helianthus Annus* right away. The curious are beginning to wonder how Caywood's mustache will over shadow (?) the superior labial of our modest Senior maiden in the Senior composite photograph Snipe hunting afforded pastime for a number of students, during the vacation. Among those who took advantage of the sport were, Curry, Grubb, John Noble, Ed Morris, Kellogg and Franklin. The Natural History Museum has recently received another addition. It is an Albino gopher, captured near Manhattan, this State. The little animal is a present from Mr. Roberts of that place. The way the question stands at present it is doubtful whether Atheumne will be allowed a night during commencement week. The Junior thinks of very little else these days thin how to play a naughty little trick on the Senior. Is Orophilian going to entertain her Seniors? Some little boys were out painting the town again a week ago Tuesday night. At last credentials have been issued to the delegates to the Interstate Oratorical Convention. It is to be hoped that Kansas, aside from taking first honors, may get her share of the offices The favorite topic for thesis at Washburn seems to be electricity. We notice that A. W. Brewster is preparing a theme on a phase of this subject. He is no doubt preparing to give the orators at Grinnel a shock about 11 P. M. May, 2nd. There will be a meeting at one o'clock to day, to make arrangements for field Day. It is not a bit too soon, as it will take some time to get ready and it is only a short time until school will be out. Every thing points toward one of the most brilliant commencement weeks this year of any in the history of our institution. That is saying a good deal but with such attractions as Senator Evarts who can doubt it? Orophilian and the Kent Club hold their joint meeting to-night in the hall of Orophilian. The other literary society has adjourned, so it is expected that a large audience will be present. A splendid program has been prepared and the special feature will be the debate. Prof. Dyche and his assistants in the Taxidermy department are working hard to have all the specimens on hand mounted by or before commencement time. When this is done our collection will present a much finer appearance than heretofore, although it is not small now. Henry R. Gillespie, a student for several years in K. S. U., and a member of the Pharmacy class of '88, has been in town several days visiting his Sigma Nu brothers. Mr. Gillespie has just graduated from the College of Pharmacy, Philladelphia, winning first honors in a class of 282. While here at the University Mr. Gillespie was known for his gentlemanly bearing, and noted for always doing excellent work. A number of our boys procured a sailboat and started up the river on a hunt Thursday morning. The wind was strong and the waves rolled high? The boys thinking Charybdis near, ran the boat ashore and solemnly returned to the city pedibus. Whether the deficiency was nautical skill or courage, could not be ascertained. The Senior Law class met last week and decided to have a class day. The following were elected as representatives: debaters, L. A. Stebbins and Alexander Mitchell orators, Bruno Hobbs, T. A. Pollock and S.D. Bishop; themes, G. W. Harrington, Richard Horton and C. M. Enns. Committees were appointed and the class expects to eclipse all former efforts of this kind. On Friday afternoon Mrs Prof. Marsh taking advantage of the vacation, invited a number of young ladies to an afternoon dinner party. It is unnecessary to say that the ladies were delighted to be entertained by so charming a hostess. Those present were, Misses Edith and Mary Manley, Matie Snow, Lallie Backingham, Kate Merrill, Gertrude and Millia Crotty, Annie McKinnon, Effle Scott, Mary Miller and Marcella Howland. Cook now sings "Only a Pansy Blos som." PERSONALS. Fred Lidleke spent the vacation boat-riding. Riggs has been enjoying a visit from his brother. Barber enjoyed his vacation in Southern Kansas. Ed Morris will go to Baldwin this after noon. Miss McMillan visited the university Tuesday. Chapman visited home friends in Doniphan Co. Hickey was seen on the streets Monday morning. Virtue has added Chamber's Cyclopedia to his library. D. S. Curry, of Nortonville, visited his son last week. Nichols is becoming quite an expounder of legal advice. Edd Barber, of Kansas City, is visiting at the University. Squires enjoyed his vacation at work on his June oration. Herb Hadley spent the vacation with friends in Topeka. D. H. Spencer will take Wixsons place on the Times staff. Ed Royster spent his vacation at his home in Chanute. Culver and Liddeke were out boating and hunting Saturday. Doctor Callaham was shown through the University Thursday. Earl Smith has returned, having spent a pleasant vacation at home. Henry White has been appointed guide to succeed J. O Worden. John Davis and Charlie Vooris played ball with the Ottawaas, Saturday. Emma Emma Dunn spent vacation visiting friends in Kansas City. Miss Kate Wilder, of Abilene, is visiting friends in the city and University Miss Laura Lockwood showed her brother through the university last week. Prof. Marsh did not meet his classes the first of the week. He was absent in Chicago. Miss Grabe has returned having enjoyed a pleasant visit at her home in Beatrice, Neb. Misses Beard, White, Love and McMillan, visited friends on the hill, Thursday afternoon. Miss Nellie Morris has returned from a visit to Humboldt. She reports a pleasant time. Street and Morris were in Kansas City, last Saturday, on business connected with the Annual. B. M. Powell and T E. Chandler, of Baker, were among Saturday mornings early visitors. Bob Pollock, of the Senior pharmacy class, received a visit from his father the latter part of last week. J. W. Anderson, Baldwin's orator in last years state contest, was the guest of E. E Rush last Tuesday. Mark Otis has changed his base of operations from the University halls, to the Lawrence Business College. Guy Foster, F.E Thompson and D.E Arnold, of Washburn College, Topeks, were among Saturday's visitors. H. W. Montgomery returned Tuesday morning, having spent the vacation very pleasantly at his home in Oregon, Mo. Eldson and Shellabarger have brought back their ponies with them. We have learned that they do not carry "double" Wissison has gone home; and at last after so many disappointments, that long and anxiously looked for foot race has been indefinitely postponed. Too bad. C. E. Springer a last years graduate, visited the University Thursday. He has, the past winter, been engaged in the city engineers office, at Marion, Kansas, Frank A. Lutz has taken his examinations and left last Wednesday for Beloit, Kansas. Frank will return next September and continue work with his class. J. A. Hyden came up from Baldwin to hear Nye and Riley Tuesday night. He was a little Riley when he realized how Nye he came to be completely left. H. J. Witlington, a student of last year, was shaking hands with many of his old friends on the hill the fore part of the week. He will probably re-enter school next year. A. L. Sloan has taken his examinations and leaves this evening with his diploma under his arm for Walla Walla, Washington. Mr. Sloan has for the past six years been one of K. S. U's most industrious and deserving students, and by thorough work in the engineering department, has well fitted himself for the position which he now accepts under Franklin Riffle, a University graduate of 89. That he may meet with success in the future as in the past, is the earnest wish of every student and especially those of 89. The State Superintendent of Public Instruction, has approved institute contracts with prominent K. S. U. pedagogues as follows; S. M. Cook and W. S. Jenks, instructors in Dickinson Co. institute Miss Florence Reasoner, instructor in Osborne Co.; and H. F. Graham, instructor in Rooks Co. institute Among others who have been granted Conductors certificates are W. H. Johnson, H. F. Clark and W. S. Allen. Since the discontinuance of the Normal Department of K. S. U the number of professional teachers turned out is of course lessed, but there still remains a goodly number. The following number of the lectures? have been placed in the in the Chemical department. Chemistry of Patrification. Scientific Basis of Cookery. Illuminating Agelets. Glass and Glass Painting. Fermentation and Distillation. Iron and Steel Manufacture. Chemistry of Pigments. Uses of Calcium Compounds. Pottery and Porcelain. Gas Manufacture. Petroleum and its products. Alcohol, its Action and Use. Alloys used for Coining. Recognition of Animal Testements. The following number of the "Cantor lectures" have been placed in the library in the Chemical department. Reservation of Animal Substances. Chemistry Building. Lemmon and Martin spent vacation in Kansas City. Several of the pharmacy boys went up to Cameron's bluff, last Friday on a picnic. Snapp has been absent from classes, this week. Wilkenson is taking qualitative. The juniors have challenged the Seniors for a game of base ball which has been accepted. The game will be played this afternoon. Mrs. Prof Sayre is visiting in the east. Seniors commenced Toxicology last Tuesday. The Juniors say they are going to have some fun at the expense of the Seniors this evening. Abe Levy sells the best Hats in the city. Woodward has Young's Superior Perfumes. A new and choice line. UNIVERSITY TIMES. Published every Friday morning by the TIMES COMPANY. Associate Editors. E. M. MUMFORD, JUS. D. BOWEROCK, JR. President. Secretary. Editorial Staff. F. E. REED, Editor-in-Chief Associate Editors: W. D. Ross, W. C. Waxon, C. S. Scherder, C. S. Hall, W. L. Taylor, Fred Funston, Gertrude Crotty, Emma Bartell, Anna McKinnion, W. P. Harrington. Business Managers. F. W. BUTLER, WM. HILL Entered at the Post Office of Lawrence, Kansas, as second-class matter. UNIVERSITY DIRECTORY BETA THEAT P1 meets on fourth floor of Opera House block. meets on fourth floor of Opera House block. PHI KAPPA Psi, meets on third floor of Opera House block. PHI GAMMA BELTA, meets in the Eldridge House block, third floor. PHI DELTA THETA, meets on second floor of Opera House block. SIGMA CHI, meets on the fourth floor east of the Opera House block. SIGMA NU, meets in the Eldridge House block, third floor. PI BETRA PHI, meets every Saturday afternoon at homes of members. KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA, meets every Saturday afternoon at the homes of members. KAPPA ALPHA THETA, meets every Saturday afternoon at the homes of members. BASE BALL ASSOCIATION. Manager, Prof. A. M. Wilcox; Capt. of the Nine, Charles Voorhis. UNIVERSITY SCIENCE CLUB, meets in Snow Hall. PHILOLOGICAL CLUB, meets in room No. 30 every Friday at 8 p.m. TENNIS ASSOCIATION. President, F. E Reed; Secretary, F. H. Kellogg; Treasurer, W. A. Snow. SCIENCE CLUB, every other Friday at 8 p.m. POLITICAL SCIENCE CLUB, every other Friday at 8 p.m. OROPHILLAN LITERARY SOCIETY, every Friday at 8 p.m. ATHENEUM LITERARY SOCIETY, meets every Friday at 8 p.m. W. D. Ross, President; Fred McKinnon, secretary. FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION, meets every Saturday for practice. C. S. Hall, President; Chas. Wright, Secretary; Schiels and Wixon, Captains. Y. M. C. A. meets every Friday evening at 7:30, Room 11, President, L. T. Smith; Secretary, R. D. Brown. Y. W. C. A. meets every Friday evening at 7:30, third floor of U. President, Flora Newlin; Secretary, Anna McKinnon. ORATORIAL ASSOCIATION of the Students of K. S. U. L. T. Smith, President C. P. Chapman, secretary. Executive Committee—E. M. Mumford Chas. Voorhis, Fred Liddke. There has been placed in the library this week, the history of the famous Hartford Convention, written by the secretary, Theodore Dwight. The work was issued in 1830, and has long been out of print, but Prof. Canfield has had a purchasing agent in New York on the look-out for it for over a year, and at last has secured it. All students of American History, in or out of the University, will be glad to know that we possess one of the few volumes now known to exist, of this famous treatise. As in the outside world, so in the student world, there are found individuals differing vastly in their general makeup. While some, like the Portuguese, can apparently do nothing great, others, like the Romans, can do nothing small. Some would attribute this difference in students wholly to brains and general capacity. This argument may apply, in a measure, to some individuals; to a few, perhaps, absolutely. With the great majority, however, of those who are not first class working students, lack of brains is not the prime deficiency. It is rather an easy-going indisposition to apply oneself; a lack of enthusiasm for college work, and all too often the inability to feel the importance of mastering one's work in the most earnest and effectual manner. Since an individual's college work is so often the criterion of his after work in life, should not every student be aroused to definite and determined action? With lessons well prepared, with a mind ever attentive and open to the impression of truth, a student should endeavor to catch the spirit of inspiration and enthusiasm from his professors and fellow students. He will thus not only be helped in acquiring knowledge, but materially aided in the formation of correct habits of thought most useful in after life. About Themes. Tuesday was one of those monentous dates in the Freshman's career — it was the day for handing in his theme. Ever since he handed in that thesis of March 9th—which he sat up till two o'clock the preceding night to finish—he has been thinking what he would write about next. The day after he hands in his first production, he picks up the list of subjects, with a full determination to select one, and proceed immediately to business. He peruses carefully the whole list, but cannot decide just which one he will take. There are several he could easily write on, but he will defer the matter until to-morrow. To-morrow, alas, is of indefinite length. It generally stretches to within about a week of the allotted date. Cramped for time, Freshy glances hurriedly over the list of subjects again, and finally decides to write on "The Life and Character of the Poet Keats;" or of "Longfellow." Poor Keats! Poor Longfellow! Hallowed be thy memories! "You've left a name at which the world "You've left a name at which the world grows pule, To point a moral or adorn a title. This disposition, however, of putting off the writing of themes from day to day, is not characteristic of Freshy alone, but its evil influence is to be seen also amongst the knowing Sophis, the "knowinger" Juniors, and (with all due regard for those plug hats) our most grave and reverend Seniors. The best thoughts come slowly but the thoughts most generally jotted down, and handed in, under the head of a theme, are the first thoughts of the writer. Hence, many a poor fellow is mortified at having to rewrite his theme; hence, too, he is apt to censure the apparent harshness of There is really no cause for delay Indeed, as the writer heard some one remark. "Delay is dangerous." If a theme can be begun and finished in two or three days, how much better will it be if two or three weeks are spent in its preparation. "Rome," said the high school boy in his commencement oration, "Rome was not built in a day." Nor is a good theme "built" in a day. It takes time. If one would select a subject three or four weeks ahead, read up on it, outline it, and then carefully write out these points, there would be fewer threes and more ones. the professor, when the fault lies at his own doors. The rule governing the handing in of themes at certain dates, is a good one. It is good for the Professor, since it avoids much bother and inconvenience, and good for the student, since it teaches him to be punctual. Now, all ye students who read this little article, wait till within three or four days of the prescribed time for delivering your themes—and then begin to think about writing them. Read up a little—just for luck, if nothing else—and chalk down your observations in the rough. Then, if you are fond of ones, you may perhaps get three of 'em in a row. --- U. N. O. In one respect at least we do envy the lot of the Washburn and Baker students, namely, that if a man ever becomes a Senior in either of those institutions he is allowed at least two or three weeks vacation at the end of his last year, in which to rest up and prepare himself for the busy whirl of commencement week. This is especially an advantage if the student is irregular in his work and as often happens, has about three terms work to do in one. No one knows until he has tried it or has listened to the moans of one of the victims already struggling to escape from the mire, what the trials of this would be Senior are. Already overcome with the exhaustive ordeal of a four years course, during which he fancies he has been the special mark for the Prof's pointed questions and those twenty page lessons in French or Latin, he seeks his couch in the vain hope of evolving a plan by which on the morrow he may lead a charge on the professor and, by applying that irrepressible logic which he hasn't learned, demonstrates to him that two equals four and therefore he might just as well be credited with four terms of prep drawing instead of two. Why not give this poor mortal a few weeks of grace in which to prepare for the final sentence. We believe our faculty made a mistake when it declared our Senior vacation off. Last Friday evening Mrs. Prof. Carruth invited a number of friends to listen to a paper on "Russian School Literature" written by Mr. Enns. All who have read Mr. Enns articles on Russian life in the Reviews will realize how interesting and novel the article was. The paper was largely composed of translations from Russian school readers and very charmingly were the quaint stories told. Perhaps a few grown up Americans are able to recall with effort one or two of the selections in their own school readers; but the Russian boy, who has ever read one of the stories translated by Mr. Enns could not only never forget, but must be in a measure influenced by them throughout life. After the conclusion of the lecture, Mr. Enns passed around a few Russian books for inspection, some of which contained mysterious black pages, pages that had contained reading, judged by the government as unwholesome for the people. Refreshments were then served and after a pleasant hour of conversation the guests departed. --- From the space devoted by our esteemed contemporary, the Washburn Reporter, in reply to our modest generalization of a few weeks since, we are led to infer that for once we made good our aim and touched a tender spot. We had not desired to probe deeper or pursue our investigation of the merits or deremits of this very creditable publication farther, but a few remarks on the question may not be out of order. We may be laboring under a misapprehension regarding the true nature of a college weekly—its object and office—if so we are always open to conviction. Understand. we do not wish to injure the reputation of the Reporter as a first class advertising medium—How could it be else when one half of the editorial page is reserved for Mrs. Winslow, Ayerses and kindergarten cuts by other as interesting authors.(?) Then again the title page is always decked with life sized portraits of Messrs Bernheimer and Levi and in reviewing both personal and locals, you are most agreeably (?) surprised to find yourself duped by having unintentionally devoured a local "add"—just a case of mistaken identity, thats all. All very good for the advertiser but is this any addition to the "truest college exponent of any weekly in the State of Kansas?" But let us see about that, The Reporter, if we are correctly informed is a strictly private concern. The members of the editorial board have exclusive control and elect their own successors. The Reporter cannot then be a publication for ond by the students of Washburn. How then support your claim of being the true and only college exponents in Kansas? We claim the Times to be a students paper—a paper, in the publication of which, all factions so desiring may have a share, and our claim of the most equitable representation, among all classes, of any weekly in the University or the state is beyond dispute. We open our columns to communications from each and every student and if there be any question political or social, of general interest to the students such as you denominate "personal squabbles," it is given to our readers who devour it with a relish. No, dear Reporter we still hold to our first assertion,—from the position which you give your advertisers and your scheme of editorial representation it would seem to be you intention to revolutionize college journalism. Prof. W. S. Franklin has just received a handsome offer from Perdue college of Technology at Lafayette, Indiana. That institution is in search of a first class physicist to whom that entire department may be intrusted. These qualities they have recognized in Mr. Franklin and have tendered him that position at a liberal salary. However we learn that Mr. Franklin has declined this offer, and will remain with us for another year, after which he will pursue his studies in Germany. This offer is a high compliment, not only to Prof. Franklin, but to his alma mater. Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll has the reputation of giving more money yearly to waiters, porters and bell boys than any other man in the United States. An April Shower. The day grows warm ; and fleeting clouds Scurry about the heavens In restless hoste : While out along you western line Heavy and precipitous, rise The thick vapors, Rising, they spread ; and rolling on amain Fill the wide arch of heaven With varvine form : Which grooming with the deep surcharge of rain, Scouts close with lowering glance The thirsty earth. And now with sudden flash, the lightning Wings its devious flight Across the sky. While the deep thunder, peal on peal close following, shakes The misty veil. Big beaded drops come plashing down— The first discharge of heaven's Artillery ; Anon they thicken, and following soon, The soft continuous sound Of steady shower. The glad earth drinks the welcome rain, And streams, ere long, course down the road In miniature ; And fresh the scent, and redolent The atmosphere from blossoming Peach and plum. With lessening force the shower slow abates, And 'round the dim horizon dawns Th' uncertain light;— The sun bursts through the western mist And pillared cloud, glows like a sea Ot liquid gold. The smiling landscape heeds the darting ray; And silv're drops hang pendant from Each blade and leaf ; The blithesome robin chirps his merry nose, The bluebird chirps his lay; and thus An April shower. HAROLD BARNES. The barbarian host at the K. S. U. is to-day without a leader. Their great chief has left them and joined himself unto the Greeks. George M. Culver is a Beta Theta Pi. Less than a month ago we asked Mr. Culver to prepare an article for us on "The evil effect of the fraternity system," which he very readily promised to do. We doubt not that in the preparation of this article he became lost. It is sad to see how nearly all the apparently bright, promising young men of K. S. U. drift into one or another of these maelstroms of college life.—Washburn Reporter. It was a good appointment Governor Humphrey made when he put Charles W. Smith of Stockton on the bench in the thirty-fourth district. The State papers are saying many good things about Judge Smith, who, by the way, is one of the "State University boys." —State Journal. Judge Smith was a member of the late Board of Regents,and it is needless to say,is one of the University's most loyal supporters. Prof. James H. Canfield spent his vacation in Nashville, Tenn. on business connected with the National Teachers Association. As usual on such trips,the Professor took notes on general topics of interest to his classes, and has since favored his class in Constitutional and Political History with a few important generalizations on the Race Problem. A statistical fiend has figured that a man fifty years old has spent three years in buttoning his collar. We Printer magy of lady lished tional, contain that wi housech Prot change publish California lege jo weekly partme of our purely give glad ta glad ar The Home esting entitle State.' cise this mu The Student best o 1,200 v uscript faculty offered might and be the wor ens. The l ster Re terestin The personi The editoria specimen as the deeply what he assures will hum gentleness and to the deli we cer with m Harv lishes a distribu lished d on sale The p. Race wre urday b from P. of four Oxford steered spurt, bridge cessive score r races; one row A bili sity one tax, or use. The ree chair i harv Harvkins, Mnology --- --- The best and largest stock of Perfumes at Woodwrd's. Exchange Notes. We acknowledge the receipt of The Printer Girl this week. It is a monthly magazine devoted to the interests of lady compositors. Although published in our own State, it is not sectional, but covers a broad field and contains much valuable information that will be found of interest to every household. Prominent among our new exchanges this week is the Occident, published weekly by the University of California. It is one of the best college journals published. Although a weekly publication, its literary department far surpasses that of many of our exchanges which claim to be purely of a literary character. We give you a hearty welcome, and are glad to be able to number the Occident among our exchanges. The April number of the Western Home Journal contains a very interesting article by Arthur G. Canfield, entitled "Higher Education by the State." It presents in a very concise form the Professor's views on this much discussed question. The board of editors of the Miami Student have offered a prize for the best original story, not to exceed 1,200 words. The merits of the manuscript to be judged by two of the faculty. If such an incentive was offered to the students of K. S. U. it might awaken some dormant genius and be the means of bringing before the world a George Elliot or a Dickens. The Doane Owl for March is the personification of wisdom. The March number of the Westminster Review contains several very interesting articles. The exchange editor, or rather the editorial board, of that anomalous specimen of college journalism known as the College Echoes, seems to be deeply interested in the welfare of what he calls "his friendly pun," and assures us that if we sit down nobody will hurt us. We wish to thank the gentleman for his generous advice, and to assure him that had we known the delicate texture of the "thing" we certainly would have handled it with more care. Harvard College no longer publishes a complete catalogue for free distribution. Her catalogue is published annually, however, and placed on sale at the leading bookstores. The great English University Boat Race was won by Cambridge last Saturday by two lengths. The course was from Putney to Northlake, a distance of four miles and two furlongs. The Oxford crew became confused and steered badly. They made a final spurt, but failed to reach the Cambridge boat. This is the fourth successive victory for Cambridge. The score now is—Oxford, twenty-three races; Cambridge twenty-two. The one rowed in '77 was a dead heat. A bill is before the legislature of Wisconsin to give the State University one per cent. of the corporation tax, or about $10,000 yearly, for the use of the engineering department. The regents propose to establish a chair in railroad and one in electrical engineering, should the bill pass. Harvard, Columbia, Johns Hopkins, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and University of Pennsylvania nia now have courses of instruction in statistics. Miss Lottie E. Granger has been elected president of the Iowa State Teachers' Association. Iowa has 25,000 teachers and 650,000 pupils. The largest college in the world is that at Cairo, Egypt; it has 300 professors and 10,000 students. -Ex. There are 309 colleges and scientific schools with 32,211 students in the United States. For every student of law there are two of theology and four of medicine. Shakespeare has been translated into Chinese by the president of Peking University. Cornell has tried and is pleased with the Monday holiday scheme. The annual income of Oxford University is $6,000,000. The University of Wisconsin possesses a boat house and gymnasium valued at $70,000. Ann Arbor claim to have originated the "he's all right" yell. The first female college in the world was built in Georgia. Columbia has added 20,000 vols. to her library the past year. Who killed the gretaest number of chickens? "Hamlet's uncle did murder most foul." Prairie Breezes has solved an interesting problem and informs its readers that the shape of a kiss is elliptical (a lip tickle). A Vassar girl being asked by her teacher what kind of a noun kiss was, replied with a blush that it was both proper and common. THE REASON WHY.—Hastings Hall. '91: “Do you know why Harvard's getting to be such a great institution of learning?” Jack-Go-Easy, '89: "No; why?" H. H.: "Cause every Freshman brings in some knowledge, and no Senior ever takes any out; it's bound to grow."—Harvard Lampoon. Die Freshies spielen ball vollig wohl, Die Sophs, gewinnen jedes game! Die Juniors können nicht snielen ball Die Jumors können nicht spielen ball zu all, Aber die Seniors bekommen da just the same. (Now go out in the street and die.) —Ex. The spring has come, but it brings no joy to the sad-eyed Senior. "A fuller crimson has come to the robin's breast," but the Seniors sees it not. "A livelier iris changes on the burnished dove," but the Senior's fancies turn not to thoughts of love. Cares infest his days and his nights are full of sadness. All the "flunks" of former days are vividly brought to his mind—by the faculty. Analytics, physics and a half dozen more Banquo-like ghosts rise up before him and must be downed again. Another vision haunts him; commencement day, a sea of upturned faces, an oration, stage fright, utter vacuity and external disgrace. All in all the chrysalis stage of the college graduate is a trying one. Washburn Reporter. Which should be considered the most injudicious, the state of Kansas that pays the chancellor of her University only $3000 for a hard year's work, or the city that pays Ward $5000 for scoring one or two home runs during a season? Books to Read. A few years ago Sir John Lubbock, in a paper read before a London college, gave a list of the best one hundred books, which evoked much discussion. Acting on an idea received from the Lubbock paper, the Kansas City Times recently sent out requests to a number of the prominent literati of that city, to make out a list of what they thought the one hundred best books. In these lists there is hardly a dozen books which appear in all of them, showing how different people's tastes are as to what are the best books. One of the compilers of a list, in speaking of this difference of opinion, says: "A scientific man like Huxley would never agree with a literature like Lowell. nor would the average intelligent reader agree with the average critic. There might be a small neucleus of books, such as the Bible, Shakespeare, Don Quixote, Gulliver's Travels, etc., which would meet the approval of all; but the remainder of the names selected would be as various as the habits, training, tastes and interests of the compilers." It will be readily seen from the list that each one has selected books which have meant the most to themselves, and we publish a list of the one hundred which appear in more than one list. The lists were prepared to cover a general course of reading for the average person, and not to be a course on any of the special isms or ologies. To be acquainted with all the books in the list would be a liberal education. We all of us take up something to read, at times, which is of no particular value and sometimes of positive detriment, whereas if we had a better knowledge of what to read, we could take up something just as interesting and a great deal more beneficial. In selecting, the list will be of considerable value, because it represents the books, among countless numbers read, which have proven of standing value to representative business men. ONE HUNDRED BEST BOOKS. Rise of the Dutch Republic. Motley. Draper's Intellectual Development of Eu- rope. Rawlinson's Ancient Monarchies. Bancroft's United States. Bancroft's United States. Mommsen's Rome. Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations. Conquest of Mexico. Prescott. Conquest of Peru. Prescott. Ferdinand and Isabella Prescott. Charles the Fifth. Prescott. Rollins' Ancient History. Napier's Peninsular War. History of Europe. Allison. History of Italy. Taine. Kinglake's Crimean War. Lamartine's History of Turkey. Macaulay's Essays. Chronicles of the Cid. Thackeray's Georges. Junius' Letters. Froud's Sketch of Cesar. Epictitus. Irving's Columbus. The Sun. Proctor. Herodotus. Irving's Sketch Book. Bacon's Essays. Lamb's Essays of Elia. Bunyan's Pilgrims' Progress. Sartor Resartus. Carlyle. Robinson Crusoe. Darwin's Origin of Species. Plato's Works. Illiad and Odyssey. Philosophy and Religion. Spencer. Aeschylus. Euripides. Machiavell's Princes. Among My Books. Lowell. Reynard the Fox. Rasselshs. Samuel Johnson. Don Quixote. Arabian Nights. Gulliver's Travels. Autocrat of the Breakfast Table. Holmes. Count of Monte Christo. Dumas. Molier's Dramatic Works. Shakespeare's Dramatic Works. Emersons Essays. Innocence Abroad. Mark Twain. Last Days of Pompeii. Bulwer, Les Miserables. The Vicar of Wakefield. Goldsmith. David Copperfield. Uncle Tom's Cabin. Tale of Two Cities. Ivanhoe. Ben Hur. Wallace. Marble Faun. Hawthorne. On the Heights. Auerbach. Scarlet Letter. Hawthorne. Our Mutual Friend. Dickens. Bleak House. Dickens. Wandering Jew. Eugene Sue. Vanity Fair. Thackery. Cooper's Leather Stocking Tales. Middle March. Daniel Deronda. Elliot. Waverly. Scott. Adam Bede, Elliot. Romola. Elliot. Poe's Poems and Tales. Burns' Poems. Light of Asia. Arnold. Longfellow's Poems. Mrs. Browning' Poems. Tennyson's Poems. Bryant's Poems. Childe Harold. Bulwer. Milton's Works. Heine's Poems. Faust. Byron's Poems. History of France. Guizot. Creasy's Fifteen Decisive Battles. Hume's History of England. Gibbon's Fall and Decline of the Roman Empire. Macaulay's History of England. French Revolution. Thiers. Froisart's History of the Middle Ages. Faine's English Literature. Lewis' History of Philosophy. Carlyle's French Revolution and Frederic the Great. Irving's Life of Washington and Fall of Granada. Plutarch's Lives. Boswell's Life of Johnson. Grote's Greece. Green's English People. Gekkie's Life of Christ. Pedy's Journal. Tacitus. Rationalism in Europe. Lecky. A large audience assembled Monday night in the parlor of Unity Club, to listen to Prof. A. G. Canfield's lecture on Boulanger. The professor prefaced his discourse with a sketch of the condition of French politics and demonstrated the divisions of the republican majority in the chamber of Deputies from the Conservatives of the Centre and Left Centre to the wild Radicals and Communists of the extreme Left. He ran very rapidly over the political history of France from the Revolution, and remarked that since then no form of government had lasted over twenty years in succession. The present Republic has nearly reached that limit and it remains to be seen whether the habit of representative government will prove stronger than the proverbial French fickleness. If a return to the principle of one man power is imminent, that power could hardly be intrusted to one more unworthy than General Boulanger. It is hard to explain the popularity of this notorious politician; Frenchmen themselves give up the attempt. Boulanger would seem to be an unserrupulous adventurer, who is a showy horseman, a fair soldier and who above all understands how to advertise himself. He and his friends with an audacity almost magnificent, have turned his misfortunes and his missdeeds to account, represent richly merited rebukes and disgraces to be details of a deliberate system of persecution entered upon by the government against the pure patriot Boulanger —successive stages in the "martyrdom of St. Boulanger." Though ineligible by reason of his commission he has stood for election to the chamber of Deputies in many districts; and now that the ineligibility has been removed by his retirement from active service (intended as a punishment,) his large majority in many districts give grave cause to fear lest all the districts indorse him in turn, and he thus become France's Dictator. The professor read translations of extracts from various French papers which declared the most deplorable, uneasy, restless spirit, the craving for the new, the unreflecting delight in mere noise and glitter that threaten to render possible such a triumph for Boulanger. Another extract contained a scathing indictment of the modern French writers, who pander to the vile tastes themselves, are largely responsible for, and still further debase the public brain and heart. Next Monday evening Prof. Snow will deliver his lecture on Evolution. LaW The Senior Law students met as a body Monday, April 15, and various matters were considered, deliberated, discussed and disposed of, by the honorable body; Mr. Harrington presided. The question of music for the commencement day of the Law class of '89 came up first. Although our students are men of no mean habits, being able to debate, deliver orations and write essays, they feel singularly weak when it becomes necessary to furnish music. Conscious of their musical infirmity they appointed a committee of three, whom they instructed to see the faculty and persuade them to furnish all the music. Nor do our Seniors have great confidence in their own aesthetic qualities, such as would be absolutely necessary for the choice of a suitable class hat, and in their modesty they passed a motion, authorizing the Hon. McClinton to select and buy the class hats of the class of '89, and to pay for them too. The gentleman felt very much flattered. "I move you that we have our picutres taken," was adopted by an unanimous vote. A committee appointed for that purpose will see the different photographers of the city and make arrangements for the great event of the season. In conclusion, Mr. Harrington suggested and informed that the world was distressing anxiously to read a Law Bulletin, i.e., a little pamphlet containing the biographies of the illustrious students of the celebrated law class of '89. Enns, interested in the Annual, vehemently protested, but he was overwhelmed and appointed one of the committee to see if there is a publisher in the United States worthy of publishing such a document. Harrington is chairman of the committee. SPRING GOODS —ARE— NOW ARRIVING —IN— Boots and Shoes. See our Styles and Prices. MASON'S. Parties desiring good day board will do well to see the proprietor of the Delmonico. Abe Levy has an elegant line of new flannel shirts. Go to Bromelsick for best prices. Andy Reed has the oldest barber shop in Lawrence, and employs none but first class workmen. The Delmonico makes a specialty of suppers and banquets for parties. Buy one of Abe Levy's stylish shirts. Bromelsick has a full line of new spring goods. Prof. E. E. Helms, College Secretary of the State Executive Committee of the Young Men's Christian Association, will conduct the meeting on Sunday at 4 p.m., at the rooms of the Y. M. C. A. Students are very cordially invited to attend this service. Mrs. Savage can show you the latest styles in spring goods. McCullough Bros. are the boss barbers of Lawrence. Buy your new hats of Abe Levy. Smedley gives the finest baths in Lawrence. Choice candies and confectionery at the Delmonico. Special rates to students at McCulloch Bros' barber shop. Girls, call and see the fine line of millinery goods at the rooms of Mrs. Savage. Students can get the very best board for a reasonable price, at the Delmonico. Mrs. Savage can show you a complete line of millinery goods. Say boys, have you tried one of those vapor baths at Smedley's? Soda water, cool and refreshing, on draught at the Leis Drug Store. Students get your shaving done at All Gregg's. All the latest styles of spring hats can be found at the very lowest prices at Bromelsick's. Don't fail to call on Smedley for a good bath. Smedley is the man to call on for baths. Call on All Gregg if you want a clean shave. Smedley's bath house on Mass. St., near the river, is the best in the city. Students, call on Mrs. Savage for your new hats. New goods received daily by Mrs. Savage. The ball nine is under obligations to Bromelsick for belts, Abe Levy for caps, and Crains & Urbansky for stockings. If you want something nice in the millinery line, call on Mrs. Savage. AMERICAN GAMES Have you bought a Bat? Use the American League or Eastern Association; or if these are too hard try a Rugby Foot Ball. Field & Hargis have them In Bats, Axel Tree take the lead. GLOVES! Use the new Finger Tips. No broken fingers when these are used. LAWN TENNIS! Complete line in a few days. FIELD & HARGIS take no back seat on any of the above. Pay your subscription. Patronize those who advertise in the Times. Little Nigget at the opera house Thursday night, April, 25 th.—Dont miss it. A first class Comedy rendered by first class company. Buy the Knox hat of Abe Levy. It is the best made. Crains & Urbansky want you to call and examine their stock of spring goods. New flannel shirts, just the thing for this season, at Abe Levy's. The latest spring ties at Bromel-sick's. Special rates to students at McCulloch's. Look out for Bromelsick's line of fine spring hats—Latest styles. Lowest prices. The Geo. Leis Drug Co. are headquarters for anything in their line. Try them. All Gregg does good work. Give him u call. Buy your new hats of Abe Levy. The latest novelties in ties at Abe Levy's. For a stylish hair cut go to Gregg's barber shop. Subscribe for the Times. Students if you want to vote for the editors next fall pay your subscription now. McCulloch Brothers are the boss barbers of Lawrence. You will find none but first class workmen at McCullough Bros. barber shop. Have you seen Abe Levy's new flannel shirts. They are daisies. A fine new lot of flannel shirts just received at Bromelsick's. They are just the thing at this season. Pay your subscription to the Times. Get your barbering done at Andy Reeds and get a chance on the gold watch, diamond ring and silver headed cane. Steamboats, sailboats and rowboats at Graeber's. Five and ten cent cigars, the best in town for the money, at the Geo. Leis Drug Store. Pay your subscription. AND CENTS' FURNISHERS, WILDER BROS. SHIRT MAKERS, Lawrence. Students and everybody will do well to call on us and be fitted out in Shirts and Underwear that have been made to order for parties and not taken. You can buy the finest goods for one-third the regular price. WILBER BROS. SHIRT FACTORY N. H. GOSLINE, Patronize our Custom Steam Laundry for nice work and low prices. Work called for and delivered. Telephone No. 67. Fancy and Staple Groceries, LAWRENCE, 903 Massachusetts St., Kansas. A full line of New Goods! Spring Suitings. J. F. McCONNELL. COME AND SEE The Latest Styles In New and Fashionable Clothing for the Spring Season of 1889. J. HOUSE. The Popular Clothier, 731 Mass. St. FOR BREAD and Buns and Cookies and "such like things," R. J. SPIETZ, at 825 Mass. Street, has what the Students want. "Just like your mother at home makes." F H. KLOCK'S Restaurant and Confectionery, SPEAKING. OF MEAT, Oysters, Choice Candies, Cigars, Tobacco 690 Regular Meals 25c ; Regular Board $3; Meal Tickets, $3.50. S 820 Massachusetts Street. NEW OYSTER PARLOR. if you want nice, clean Fresh Meat, go to CHAS. HESS, 1029 Mass Street. He makes best prices and treats you fairly. KANSAS. N NEW WIEDEMANN Has opened a first class OYSTER PARLOR in connection with his Confectionery Store, and will make a specialty of Oysters for the winter season. F. F. METTNER, REMEMBER The Leading Photographer. Willis DA LEE'S PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY SOUTH TENNESSEE ST. Finest Photo Rooms in the City. Special rates to students. A. A. A. RUSS, Dentist. Office over Field & Hargels' Book Store, Lawrence, Kansas. Office hours from 8 to 12 m., and 1 to 5 p.m. Teeth extracted without pain by the use or Nitrous Oxide Gas. BOOTS AND SHOES at BOTTOM PRICES. at A C. MENGER'S 742 Massachusetts St G. M. FALLEY & CO. KEEP THE Popular Restaurant and Popular Lunch Students boarding at Failey's can get meals at the University without extra charge. Day Board $3.00. Meal Tickets $3.50. G GROSS & BARKER The Boss Barbers. They have the largest Shop and best workmen in the city. Student's trade solicited. 814 Massachusetts Street. GEO. DAVIES, The Students' Tailor. First Class Tweed Pants from $5.00 up. 921 Mass, Street, over Straffon & Zimmer mann's Drug Store, carries an extra large line of SAMPLES. Cleaning and Repairing on the shortest notice. Terms moderate. FOR Fine *Teas! CHOICE COFFEES, AND Strictly Pure Spices, GO TO ASSAM TEA ACNCY. R. E RIALE, P'ROPRIETOR. 812 Massachusetts St. Carmeen & Harbaugh LIVERY and HACK STABLES. Telephone 139. Fine Light Livery. Hacks make all trains. Opposite Lawrence House. Popular Millinery Establishment MRS. ORME & ENGLE, Proprietors of the Dealers in all kinds of Millinery Goods. The latest fashions always on hand, Students' patronage cordially solicited and carefully attended to. H. WINNIE, GROCER. Corner Lee and Massachusetts Street. GENERAL MERCHANDISE Students' Club Trade Solicited. H. W. HAYNE PRACTICAL Watchmaker and Engraver. 823 Mass. Street. MARVELOUS MEMORY DISCOVERY. Four Books Learned in One Reading. A Year's Work Done in Ten Days. Mind Wandering Cured. Speaking Without Notes. 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Then comes the idea, however I fight it, That blue eyes and blue skies and bon- nets abound Now for field day Hodley did not go to the Senior party. Prof Blake did not hear his classes last Friday. Bessy and Davis were in swimming last Saturday. The beginning German class had a quiz Wednesday. The Phi Psis will entertain at their hall this evening. K. S. U will soon have her champions before the public. The French class did not recite Tuesday and Wednesday. The beginning Greeks enjoyed a quiz Wednesday morning LAWRENCE, KANSAS, APRIL 26, 1889. The Excelsior Club were out serenading the town Saturday night. riddle, of Grove City, Penn. has cast his lot with the classics. Dr. Lippincott gave his Logic class a lay off Thursday and Friday. The fourth hour Geometry class had a written recitation Monday. The "Senior Prep" Greek class enjoyed a written recitation, Monday. Prof. Miller's division of the Trigonometry class had a quiz Tuesday Several students are taking Qualitative Analysis at the Chemistry Building. Willis has taken the contract for building the pictures of the Senior Pharmics. Some of the boys are taking five-mile walks daily, preparatory to field day. Mrs Carruth did not hear the recitation of her sub freshman classes last Friday. Did you see the foot race on Tuesday? It not, you can see a better one on field day The ladies of the Pi Beta phi will entertain next Friday evening at the K. P. hall The University and town nines will play a matched game at the ball park this afternoon. The second year Greek class finished Xenophon Thursday, and commence Plato to day. Papa Mushrush had the Phi Psi Kindergarten Department out to Sunday school, last Sunday. Prof. Bailey has been making analysis of coal from Missouri, along the Ft. Scott & Memphis road. The Pharmics in the botany class went up the river Friday afternoon in a body (and in boats) after flowers. The Chemical Department has received an invoice of trays to contain the minerals used in illustrating lectures. The Junior Pharmics attended the outdoor meeting of the salvation army in a body last Saturday night. Prof. Dyche is putting the finishing touches on the white tailed buck deer which he has just finished mounting. The Phi Gam's hat has appeared, and with a rosette upon the side would look like a New York coachman's hat. Frank Reed, our genial, gentlemanly and urbane editor-in-chief was in Oklahoma this week seeing the country Ross, Brown, McKinnon and Kennedy went to the Indian School Sunday night to be present at the religious services. The Douglas-County Horticultural society met in Snow Hall, last Saturday afternoon. There was a very large audience. The Senior Pharmies carry broom-sticks for canes, as a method of distinguishing them from students of other departments. The Freshman class in Tell were given a quiz last Friday by Miss Gertrude Crotty, Mrs. Carruth being absent on account of sickness. Prof. Snow offers the members of his Zoology class a reward of ten dollars for every new addition made to the list of Kansas birds Orophilian and Athenaeum both meet tonight in their halls. Go to one or the other if you want to pass the evening pleasantly. Palladium has been offered a room at the University in which to hold its meetings They have concluded not to accept the offer. Wonder why? A number of the members of the Monroe Club went fishing last Saturday. They say that lots of fish were caught, but they brought none home. There will be no lecture before the Art Department ten night, on account of the address of Mr. Scott before the Political Science Club. The Senior Laws listened to a very interesting lecture by Judge J. Q. A Norton, on the Probate business, at the Judge's office last Monday evening. Prof. Snow lectured on Evolution at the Unity Club last Monday night. A very large crowd was in attendance and they speak very highly of the professor's talk. Prof. J. H. Canfield has posted a notice requesting all those who intend to do work in his department next term, to give the clerk a list of studies they wish to pursue. Married—On last Wednesday at the home of the bride's parents, Miss Sue Miles and Mr. Kinzie, of Cincinnati, Ohio. Mr and Mrs. Kinzie will make their home in Cincinnati. At a special meeting of Orophilian literary society held Monday, Mr. C. M. Sherer was elected to fill the vacancy in the June program, caused by the resignation of Mr. Ackley as orator. School house No. 6 was destroyed by fire last week. This school and its district were principally known for the enterprise which they evinced in securing first class lectures and entertainments. Dr. Tiffany, of Kansas City, was at the University, Tuesday morning, examining the eyes of the students in order that he might obtain statistics for a paper he will read before the Berlin Institute. Tuesday, at one o'clock, a foot race was run by Firestone and Miller. The race took place on the west end of the campus, and was 75 yards dash. Time, 9 seconds Butler, time-keeper; Hall, judge. The chairman of the committee on commencement exercises has posted a notice that Friday and Saturday evenings of commencement week will be set aside for Orohillian and Atheneum Literary Societies, respectively. The citizens on south Tennessee street, were treated to some splendid vocal music late last Saturday night. The selections were from college songs, and the songsters are therefore supposed to represent K. S. U. talent. The Jeffersonian Club gave another one of its enjoyable balls, last Monday evening. The affair was well managed, as are all Jeffersonian Club undertakings, and quite a number of University students shared the hospitality the Club. The Alumni of the University of Michigan, living in Kansas City, met last Saturday night to form an association. They will give a banquet in May, when it is expected President Angell will be present. Chas. F. Scott, who was special correspondent of the Topeka Capital-Commonwealth, during the last session of Congress will lecture before the Political Science Club this evening, taking for his subject "A Session of Congress." Russel Whitman will leave tomorrow, for Kansas City to attend the annual meeting of the South Western Tennis Association. Arrangements will be made for choosing a place for the annual tournament. Officers will be elected. Married—On Thursday, the 25th inst. at the home of the bride's parents, Miss Jean Oliver and Vance Humphry, of the class of 85. The best wishes of the TIMES go with Mr. and Mrs. Humphrey to their future home in Junction City, Kansas. The Pharmaceutical Faculty held a meeting at 3 o'clock, last Tuesday afternoon, in the chancellor's office to inaugurate a policy with regard to the relation existing between the faculty and students. The subject of commencement exercises was also discussed. In the April number of the Western School Journal is an article by Prof. A. G. Canfield, on "Higher Education by the State." There is also an article by Prof. J. H. Canfield, on "The Board of Education" which is an extract from the professors lecture on "The Fall of the Hon. Alcibiades Smith." Plug hats have never been so popular as they are this spring. As evidence of this, one has only to notice many of the young men of Lawrence who, being unable to obtain a whole plug, have bought the latest imitation, a half plug, evidently believing the half better than nothing —Journal. Mrs. Wm. Hazen very pleasantly entertained the U and I club at her residence on the corner of Kentucky and Hancock streets, Tuesday evening. Those present were Mr. and Mrs. Hazen, Mr. and Mrs. Jewett; Misses McCristin, Briggs, Emma and May Savage, Gilbert, Nellie and Lillie Grover; Bird; Messrs Higgins, Brown, D, H Spencer, Martin, J. F and Wm. Savage The Misses Henshaw entertained a few of their friends very handsomely last Monday evening. Progressive Euchre was the principle feature of the evening. At a proper time refreshments were served. Those present were: Misses French and Filcr of Chicago, Price, McCague, Hair and Johnston; Messrs. Burney, Wright; Armstrong, Fullerton, Pickering, Wilkinson, and Peabody. Prof. and Mrs. Marsh gave a very pleasant reception to a few friends last Saturday evening. At the proper time exquisite refreshments were served and the company left with regrets they would have few more such pleasant times with their genial hosts. Those present were, Prof. and Mrs. McDonald, Mr. and Mrs. Emery, Mr. and Mrs Innes, Mr. and Mrs Newison Prof Saunderson, Prof Bailey, Prof Miller, Mrs Simpson, Mrs Springer, Mrs, Bennet, Misses Simpson, Pochler, Rudoalph, Woodard and Mr. Harrington. A meeting of the students was called at 1 o'clock, Tuesday week, for agitating the question, to have or not to have a field day. Firestone and Dalby were elected president and secretary pro.tem. On motion a committee of six was appointed by the chair to work up field day. The six were: C. E. Street, C. W. Wright, R. D. Brown, C. S. Hall, S. D. Miller and W. D. Ross. They then adjourned to meet at 1 o'clock on the following Tuesday. The meeting Tuesday was attended by a large and enthusiastic number. It was decided to have a field day. The following were appointed a committee to make all arrangements: H. S. Hadley, C. E. Street, A. F. Sherman, R. D. Brown, J. F. Noble, M. E. Hickey, C. B. Voorhis and Prof. A. M. Wilcox. PERSONALS. Ed. Martindale was on the hill Wednesday. Miss Watson went to Topeka Friday evening. Prof. Quayle, of Baldwin, was in town Saturday. Callahan visited the University Monday morning. Jefferson Willey has joined the Junior Law class. Fred Morris was in K. C. last Saturday and Sunday. Miss Emma White visited the University, Wednesday. Ross enjoyed a short visit from his father, Wednesday. E. C. Hickey was reentered school, after two weeks sickness. Miss Lillie McMillian is now a student in the Art Department. Ackley has gone home. He will proba- ly return next year. Miss Lillie McMillan visited friends in the University, Monday. Billy Morgan came up from Strong City to attend the Pai Gam party. Nowlin was unable to attend his classes this week on account of sickness. Misses Sue and Eva Miles were visiting their Pi Beta Phi friends, Monday. S. C. Wescott was initiated into the mysteries of the Sigma Chi Saturday night. Dwight Potter was detained from his classes, the latter part of last week, by sickness. Street and Morris spent Saturday in Kansas City on business connected with the Annual. Schraeder was called home, Tuesday, by a telegram announcing that his mother was very low. Schnepp has returned from Indiana, whither he was called by the sickness of his father. Miss Josephine Berry returned Sunday from home, where she ha been detained since the vacation by sickness. Mrs. Prof. Marsh left Tuesday afternoon for Boston Mass. The Professor accompanied her as far as Kansas City. Mr. Riddle has entered school; he will take Greek and Latin for the remainder of the year, and will enter the Freshman class next year. Caywood now boards at Mrs.Patterson's, on the corner or Vermont and Adams St. For further particulars see the above mentioned Senior. Kisler, having taken his examinations, leaves for home to-day. He will return for commencement; and expects to enter the Freshman class at the opening of school next fall. Prof. A. G Canfield is sick. It is said that his illness is caused by the "Dutch measles." This must be discouraging to the Prof, after having spent so much time with French. The Fourth Duet Recital was given yesterday afternoon by Miss Nellie Franklin and Mr. John Manning. The following is the program rendered : Weber (1786-1826). Overture to Der Frei- schutz. List (1811-1886). False in A flat, on themes by Schubert. Schubert (1797-1828) Andante and Scherzo from Symphony in C. Mozkowski (1854) From Foreign Lands 6 pieces, op. 23, original compositions for four hands. No. 1, Russia; No. 2, Germany; No. 3, Spain; No. 4, Poland; No. 5, Italy; No. 6, Hungary. Laetze (1811-1886). Valse in E, on themes by Schubert. No. 29. Palladium. Palladium had an interesting meeting last Saturday evening. The program was good, although it was shortened somewhat by the absence of some members who were on for exercises. The general debate was suspended in order to give time for the election of officers. Palladium will meet again to-morrow evening, at the courthouse. A good meeting is expected. Everybody is invited to attend. The program will be as follows: Reading ... J. H. Mahan Essay ... T. A. O'Leary Declaration ... H. C. Riggs Oration ... S. A. Harvey Declaration ... W. O. Zaug Parliamentary Drill ... J. W. Gleason Monarchism Drill...3.3. W. Gleason Debate: *Resolved*, That the employees of the Government should be in sympathy with the party in power. Att. C, M Sherer, A. H. Couch. Ncg. F. W. Moore, J. Workman General debate The Seniors. The gentlemen of the Senior class entertained the ladies of the class Friday evening last, by a reception and banquet, held in the halls of the Beta Theta Pi fraternity. The gentlemen of this fraternity had handsomely decorated the room for the occasion, which added much to the pleasure of the evening. Music by the Mandolin Club, vocal and piano solos by certain talented members of the class, and college songs by the whole class, were features of the evening. MENU : The supper was prepared by E. B. Mack, of the Delmonico, and was served in the halls. The following is the Radishes, Cold Tongue, Cold Sliced Ham, Cold Turkey, Chicken Salad, Salmon Salad Parker House Rolls, French Rolls. CREAMS. Vanilla, Chocolate. CAKES. Chocolate, Cocoanut, Macaroons Figs, Lady Fingers. Bananas, Oranges. Iced Tea, Chocolate, Coffee. TOASTS Asa D. Kennedy, “Rex Epilarum.” Edwin E. Squires, “Glad to see you.” Anna McKinnon, “A Senior Four Years” George L. Dick, "In the World" or "Four Neers in ditto." "Thank You." At the last annual meeting of the Kansas City Association of the Society of Alumni of the University of Virginia held in K.C., last week, the following from the Hon. David F. Francis was read: The whole affair was an especially pleasant one, and should be the first of the Senior's annual receptions. JEFFERSON CITY, Mo., April 15, 1889. DEFENDERSON CITY, MO. April 15, 1889. Official duties prevent me from accepting your invitation to attend University of Virginia banquet to night. I shall be with you in spirit. Missouri welcomes to her borders the children of an institution which has given to the country so many distinguished and representative men and which is a lasting monument to the genius of Thomas Jefferson, the greatest statesmen in the republic. DAVID R FRANCIS, Governor. The young gentlemen of the Phi Gam fraternity entertained their lady friends last Friday evening with one of those hops, for which that fraternity is chiefly known. The music was furnished by the Arion Mandolin Club. Those present were: Misses Tisade, Webber, Beard, Towne, Lyons, Innes, Roberts, Brown, Barker, Harrison and Buckingham; Messrs. Morgan, of Strong City, Butterworth, Flannelly, Lewis, Hogeboom, Hackett, Johnson, Kaiser, Grubb, Green and Fox. All the latest styles Straw Hats now on sale at Abe Levy's. Woodward has Young's Superior Perfumes. A new and choice line. UNIVERSITY TIMES. Published every Friday morning by the TIMES COMPANY. E. M. MUMFORD, JUS D. BOWERSOCK, JR. President. Secretary. Editorial Staff. F. E. REED, Editor-in-Chief. Associate Editors. W. D. Ross, F. C. Schrueder, C. S. Hall, W. S. Swank, Gertrude Crotty, Anna McKinnon, D H. Spencer, F. Webb, A. Fulerton, Fred Funston, Emma Bartell, W. P. Harrington. Business Managers. F. W. BUTLER, WM. HILL Entered at the Post Office of Lawrence, Kansas, a second-case matter. UNIVERSITY DIRECTORY. BETA TRETA P1, meets on fourth floor of Opera House block. PHI KAPPA Paeli, meets on third floor of Opera House block. PHI GAMMA DELTA, meets in the El- dridge House block, third floor. PHI DELTA TRIETA, meets on second floor of Opera House block. o of the SOMA GIrl, meets on the fourth floor east of the Opera House block. SIGMA Nu, meets in the Eldridge House block, third floor. Pt BETA PHI, meets every Saturday afternoon at homes of members. KAPPA KAFPA GAMMA, meets every Saturday afternoon at the homes of members KAPPA ALPHA THEA, meets every Saturday afternoon at the homes of members. BASE BALL ASSOCIATION. Manager, Prof. A. M. Wilcox; Capt. of the Nine, Charles Voorhis. UNIVERSITY SCIENCE CLUB, meets in Snow Hall. PHILIOLOGICAL CLUB, meets in room No. 30 every other Friday at 8 p. m. TENNIS ASSOCIATION, President, F. E. REED; Secretary, F. H. Kellogg; Treasurer, W. A. Snow. SCIENCE CLUB, every other Friday at 8 p. m. OROPHILIAN LITERARY SOCIETY, every Friday at 8 p.m. POLITICAL SCIENCE CLUB, every other Friday at 8 p. m. ATHENAEMUM LITERARY SOCIETY, mects every Friday at 8 p. m. W. D. Ross President; Fred McKinnon, Secretary FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION, meets every Saturday for practice. C.S. Hall, President; Chas. Wright, Secretary; Schields and Wixon. Captains. Y. M. C. A. meets every Friday evening at7:30, Room 11. President, L. T. Smith; Secretary, R. D Brown. W. Y. C. A. meets every Friday evening at Newton; Secretary Anna McKinnon. Newlin; Secretary Anna McKinnon. Executive Committee—E. M. Muntford Chas. Voorhis, Fred Liddke. ORATORICAL ASSOCIATION of the Students of K. S. U. L. T. Smith, President C. P. Chapman, Secretary We are especially indebted to Paul Wilkinson for taking entire charge of this issue of the TIMES. GARFIELD University still has declamations commencement day. "The Annual will contain over fifty cuts, and a great many slashes," so say the knowing ones. The Washburn Reporter shows good taste by copying Perley R. Bennett's poem, "The Junior Stood," from the Sunflowers. The Sophomore class is the only class in the University that has never organized. It also has the best grades of any class. A man who is good at puns says that if the year at K. S. U. were to be cut out of the college papers it would make a first rate scrap book. Sunbonnets are the proper head wear for K. S. U. young ladies. It is said there is nothing looks prettier than the interior of a pink lined sun bonnet when occupied by a nymph of Mt. Oread. When the Green Gits Back. When the Green Gits Back. In spring when the green gits back in the trees, And the sun comes out and stays. And yer boot pulls on with a good tight squeeze, And you think of your barefoot days; When you ort to work and you want to not. And you and yer wife agrees It's time to spade up the garden lot— When the green gits back in the trees— Well! work is the least of my ideas When the green, you know, gits back in the trees When the green gits back in the trees, and bees Is a-buzzin about sgm, n that lazy, "go-as-you-please" Is a-buzzin' aroun' again, Old gait they bum roun in; When the groun's all bald where the hay rick stood And the crick's riz, and the breeze Coaxes the bloom in the old dogwood, And the green gits back in the trees, I like, as I say, in sich scenes as these The time when the green gits back in the tress! When the white tail-fathers of winter time is all pulled out and gone! Is all pulled out and gone! And the sap it thaws and begins to climb, And the sweat it starts out on A feller's forerrd, a gittin' down At the old spring on his knees— I kind o' like jest a-loaterin' roun' When the green gits back in the trees— Jes' a-potterin' round as I—durn— please, When the green, you know, gits back in the trees James Whitecomb Riley. With considerable fear and trembling we approach the much mooted "Gymnasium question," with a lawn mower. While the idea of gaining sufficient exercise from the daily ascent of the bill, and also the proposition of students building a gymnasium themselves, or of keeping a private one, are both received with no enthusiasm by the student body of the University, yet we can assure those who are wasting away, body and mind, for want of exercise, that the patriotic citizens of Lawrence and the beneficent members of the faculty will gladly furnish them with abundant opportunities for mowing lawns this spring, during any spare moments the student may have. We very much deplore the lack of backbone which the Juniors exhibited last Friday in shirking the responsibility for a deed which, if properly executed, would have been a legitimate contest between the Juniors and Seniors. But no; one or two of the cowardly ones must press into service some Preps who, ignorant of the first principles of gentlemen, could not behave themselves fittingly in the presence of ladies, but must fight and squabble as if they were being ground to earth under the iron heel of bloated bondholders and soulless corporations. Then the next day these same cowardly Juniors must propose to all of the Juniors, even those who were absent from the insurrection, that they wear boquets, which were sneaked away by Preps, in commemoration of a victory of the Juniors over the Seniors. THE host of University friends of Prof. P. D. Aldrich will be pleased to learn that he has just accepted an $1800 position in Utica, N. Y. While in connection with the University of Kansas, Prof. Aldrich was known as a faithful and conscientious worker, and a gentleman of the highest musical ability; and since removing to the East he has rapidly risen in his profession. The Typewriter No other mechanical invention of this age has come more rapidly into general use and popularity than the typewriter. The pen written business letter has become the exception. The wise author has his matter carefully copied on a machine before he sends it to the publisher. The foolish author still clings to that scragggy style, of penmanship, closely resembling the tracts of a perambulatory hen which is supposed to go hand in hand with genius; but he chiefly reaps rejections and bitterness. A young and unknown author who writes any but the best of hands, improves his chances of acceptance fifty percent by submitting his burning words neatly written on a typewriter. But the uses of the typewriter have their limit. It was only a few months ago that a Boston young man was promptly rejected when he proposed to a young lady with a typewriter letter. It served him right. The telephone is the very limit in these things. It was a Kansas City young man who rang up the object of his affections with the telephone while a hated rival, a youth from Topeka was trying to entertain her in the parlor, proposed, was accepted and ten minutes later sent a messenger boy around with the ring. To become expert with the typewriter in original composition requiring much thought is somewhat difficult. After all, we doubt if good poetry can be written on the machine. Shakespeare could not have written "A Midsummer Night's Dream" on a modern typewriter; the tinkling of the bell at the end of each line would have annoyed him. Nevertheless he needed a typewriter about as badly as any one. Judging from his autograph it would seem that he must have figured pretty well toward the foot of the writing class at the Stratford-upon-Avon school. We suspect that it was a good thing for Shakes peare that he never tried to get his living by running a college of penmanship. Talents differ widely; Shakespeare wrote "Hamlet," yet his signature might frighten a timid person coming upon it suddenly. There are professors of writing in our "Business Colleges" who can make beautiful pen and ink birds and scrolls and capital "W's" and "H's" with feathers on their legs, still they cannot rhyme a couplet. But above all the greatest drawback of the typewriter is, that it is sometimes too plain. Those of us who have not yet fully mastered all of the orthographic eccentricities of the English language, have a trick when writing a doubtful word of writing it poorly—of making the "a" which we have a lurking suspicion ought, perhaps, to be an "e" so that it will pass as either very well; and sometimes we slip a quiet, unobstructive dot over it so that if need be, worse coming to worst—it may slip in as an "i." This eases our conscience; there it is—if our correspondent calls it wrong it is his own fault. But alas, nothing of this kind is possible with the typewriter. The German Department will give no examinations to those students, whose class grade is over 90 per cent. The plan should extend to all the University. That the Phi Gam semi plugs are several degrees better than no hats at all. That the girls look sweet in their spring dresses. That some of the students have their eyes on Oklahoma. They Do Say: That certain students attended easter service at the Catholic church and came near being "fired" for talking between acts. That it was very touching to see Harvey caress McFarland with a broom handle at the riot during the Senior party. That several fraternity picnics are brewing, accompanied by the regulation amount of mosquitos, ice cream, colic and red ants. That matters are comparatively quiet in the Trig. class since Wixson gat him hence. That the new order of things regarding qualifications for admission to the departments of law, music, and pharmacy will create a rumpus in due time. That some of the bloods are calculating how much money they will have to borrow to complete the term without serious ruptures with their respective landladies. That the time is nigh at hand when wild and untamable strawberry shortcake will get in its deadly work on the unsuspecting prep, and send him to the Happy Hunting Grounds to the touching strains of "We shall meet on that beautiful shore." That those students who never crack a smile and never say a pleasant word, and who pride themselves on their resemblance to a refrigerator, in the hope that they will be called dignified, will find that they are small potatoes and few in a hill when they come to battle with a world where sham dignity is soon found out. That certain young ladies who are very nervous lest the young men should influence other young ladies in favor of rival fraternities, would do well to practice what they preach and remember that rip saws cut both ways. In the last number of the Courier appeared an article taking for its text, "Be sure you are right, then go ahead," which would have been first rate if one could have avoided seeing behind it all the character and deeds of its author. The old fable tells us about "jewels dropping from the mouth of a toad." Burns was addicted to barleycorn, dissipation, and gems of poetry; Lord Byron, though dissolute, was the author of immortal stanzas. The Phi Gamms have appeared in half plugs. While objection might be made to the style of the hat, certainly nothing but commendation can meet the action of the young men by seeking to distinguish themselves by a mark of fraternity spirit. If every class, or fraternity in the University should adopt some special hat, coat, or other mark of distinction, it would be a good thing. The Review came out as an illustrated paper. It was a question, immediately after the publication of the March number, whether the staff would live to publish one at all. GEORGE KENNAN, best known for his articles in the Century, lectured in Kansas City, last Monday night. on Russia. STEWART O HENRY, who attended the University in' 79, but now of Colorado, will lecture at the last meeting of the Political Science Club, May 10. Subject, "Materialism in the Present. SUBSCRIPTION book agencies are now engaged in addressing personal circulars to students, who "have been especially recommended to them" to get canvassers for "Dr. Chase's Family Receipt Book." And vacation draws on apace. "I have lived with lawyers all my life. Being used to their ways and familiar with their tastes and inclinations, I know how to manage them and how to entertain them." That is what Mrs. J. W. Green claims, and 18 Senior Law students are ready to testify under oath and in the heat of cross-examination that Mrs. Green is, indeed, a first class manager and a royal entertainer of lawyers, no matter how embryonic they are. It was Tuesday night, April 23, A. D., 1889. Whist, euchre, fine lunch, conversation, pictures, lap-dogs, mind-reading by the prodigious Prof. J. W. Green and his illustrious assistant, Miss Wheeler, conspired to make the evening pleasant in the highest degree. The hour of the spirits struck before any of the young lawyers were prepared for it. J. O. WORDEN was fired from his job as guide, because he went around with a book in his hand and gave the visitors the impression that he was an underpaid martyr who had just got settled down to study as they called, and who would like it if they would take the keys and look over the buildings for themselves. The Courier's insinuations that he was released as an offensive partisan, is an insult to the faculty; and the Courier, which was afraid to come out and make its charges, knows that it tried to create a false impression. --- Athenæum. This society will meet to-night and present a regular program. As will have been noticed, the society has been assigned Saturday night, June 1st, on which to present its June program. No pains will be spared to make this event one of the features of commencement week. To-night the following will be given : To-night the following will be given: Reading, . . . . . . E. S. Meade Declamation . . . . W. D. Ross Essay . . . . . Guy Sackett Oration . . . . . A. Fullerton Reading . . . . . Geo. Cook Declamation . . . D. H. Spencer Essay . . . . H. F. Deverell Oration . . . . C. S. Hall C Bap low the now the Debate: Resolved, That conscience is always a correct moral guide. Aff. C. P. Chapman, Maud Tinsley. Neg. F.C.Simpson,H.S.Hadley. Every one is invited to this meeting, as an extra good program has been prepared, and only a few more meetings will be held this year. --- The best and largest stock of Perfumes at Woodwrd's. own for fetured in right, on attended $ \sigma $ of Col- meeting May 10. we Pres- species are personal have been them" to e's Fam. vacation urs all my always and inclins- age them That is ims, and ready to le heat of Green is, er and a no mat- it was D., 1889. conversa- r-reading N. Green it, Miss the even t degree. ck before were pre- from his point around and gave the she was an I just got they called, they would the build- *Courier's* released as insult to *Courier*, which make its I to create -night and. As will society has night, June June prespaired to use features g will be I. S. Meade N. D. Ross U. Sackett Fullerton Geo. Cook H. Spencer F. Deverell C. S. Hall t conscience t conscience guide. Maud Tins- H. S. Had- to this meet- orogram has a few more s year. Exchange Notes. Chicago is to have a $1,000,000 Baptist University. J. D. Rockafellow has pledged sufficient to assure the project. Prof. W. R. Harper, now of Yale College, is mentioned as the prospective president. At Amherst, all students on scholarships are compelled to sign a document saying that they have not entered a billiard room, that they have abstained from the use of tobacco and liquor and that they have not paid any money for dancing during the term, and must submit a signed account of expenses at the end of each year. A new institution has lately been chartered in New York. It will be called the New York College for the Training of Teachers, and will give instruction in the history, philosophy and science of education, in psychology, in the science and art of teaching and also in manual training. A test is to be made of the cases at the Ohio State University where students were expelled for not attending chapel. It is held under the bill of rights that no State institution can compel attendance of any religious exercise. The legislature appointed a committee to investigate the matter.—Ex. Taking the British royal family together it is found that the present sovereign, with her aunts and her numerous progeny, has costs the British nation about $172,000,000. In the 100 years of their national life, closing with the present administration, the American people have paid their presidents as salaries $2, 900,000—Ex. The American school at Athens was established about six years ago by the Archaeological Institution of America, for the purpose of promoting Oriental and Archaeological research. The school now occupies a fine building of its own near the Acropolis at Athens, on a site given it by the Greek government. It is supported by about twenty of the leading colleges and universities of this country.—Ex. An edition of "Ben Hur," in raised letters for the blind, has just been published. It makes a half dozen thick octavo volumes. Adelphian. The Argentine Republic has two government universities which rank with Yale and Harvard in curriculums and standard of education. President Robinson of Brown University has resigned after seventeen years of office. Class officers have been abolished by the Senior class at Williams. sophomore's mustache as "not a tangible entity, but a mental concept." —Ex. Forty-four Freshman failed during the last examinations at Cornell. The concert by the Harvard banjo and glee clubs in Chickering Hall, New York, Dec. 22, netted nearly $1000 for the University crew.—Ex. Pres.——"Self-reserve is the ticket that will win any womans heart." Senior (wildly.)——"Give me two tickets please!" Soph.——"I do wish the dinner bell would ring, I have an aching void." Fresh.——"It must be a misfortune to be subject to the headache."—Chaddock Monthly. We notice that the Washburn Argo for April, contains two exchange columns; which one are we to regard as official? ▲ philosophical senior defines a "Say, *Times*, isn't it rather egotistical for you to call Washburn a molehill" as compared with your own institution?" —*Argo*. We may have strained the figures, however the question will be debated at the literaries soon and we will inform you of the result. We acknowledge the receipt of the McLouth Times this week. The Times is a carefully edited weekly and contains many interesting items. The winning oration at the Nebraska State contest, shows careful study and is in the whole well written. The last number of the College Rambler contains an extremely interesting article on "Shakespeare and his Critics." The following is the Field Day program as rendered at the University of the Pacific. The first went was the 100 yards won in ten and one half seconds. The running hop stop and jump was won with a record of 40 feet $ \frac{1}{2} $ inches. The Hurdle race, 10 hurdles 3 feet 5 inches high and 10 yards apart, resulted in a draw. The next was the throwing of the 35 pound shot, with a record of 35 feet. The running broad jump was won with a record of 18 feet 3 inches. The 220 yards dash was made in 27 seconds. The mile walk was accomplished in 9 minutes and 17 seconds. The broad standing jump was made with a record of 10 feet. In the bicycle race the mile was covered in 3 minutes and 35 seconds. The mile run was made in 6 minutes and 2 seconds. The standing high jump was won with a record of 5 feet. A movement is on foot to organize an Intercollegiate Press Association plans to be completed at the Interstate contest. The first place in the Nebraska State contest was won by A. V. House of Doane College. Subject, "Home Rule for Ireland". The second place was awarded to H. C. Peterson of the State University. debate: Resolved, That our present system of municipal government is a failure. C. E. Street opened for Orophilian and made a good speech. He quoted considerably from Bryce's American Commonwealth. Mr. Mitchell followed for Kent Club, and made what was probably the best speech of the evening. Mr. Copper closed for Orophilian, but was unfortunate in having only five minutes in which to demolish the enemy. He made the most of his time, however. Orophilian will meet to-night for a short business meeting, adjourning to hear the lecture by the Hon. C. F. Scott. The Hesperian seems to be satisfied with the amount appropriated by the legislature for the Nebraska State University. Orophilian. Orophilian and Kent Club presented a very interesting joint-program to a large audience, last Friday evening. The good music, which had been prepared for the occasion, was a pleasant feature. It consisted of a piano duet by Misses Johnston and Weller and a selection by Miss Franklin. A quartette composed of Messrs, Sears, Curry, Sawtell and Nowlin also added much to the enjoyment of the evening. The paper by C. M. Enns, on "A Russian School Boy's Literature," has been reviewed before in these columns. The paper was listened to with close attention by all present; the speaker's manner lending much charm. The excellence of the translations and the fine language used were noticed with interest. The feature of the evening was the Philological Club At the meeting last Friday night the Secretary announced that he had completed a list of periodicals put in the library this year by the Philological Club and its members. They number 36—7 weeklies, 15 monthlies, and 14 quarterlies—and cost $145. Mr. Dunlap spoke of a recent Leipzig dissertation on Alliteration in Chaucer by an American, Mr. McClumpa. There has been considerable discussion among English scholars concerning Chaucer's use of alliteration, but not until the appearance of this dissertation had the subject received adequate treatment. Here it is discussed with great thoroughness and care. The author has proceeded on a historical basis. In order to ascertain Chaucer's use of formal alliteration, he has read a large number of books written before Chaucer's time, and has carefully cited the formal alliterations which occur in them. He concludes that the single object that was sought by the use of alliteration at the hands of Chaucer was to produce poetical effect, to color and vivify the scenes, rather than to obey any law of versification such as had controlled the English poets for centuries before Chaucer. Prof. Wilcox spoke of and illustrated a new arrangement of the sculptures in the west pediment of the temple of Zeus at Olympia, proposed by Herr Treu of Dresden. New fragments lately discovered bring the head of the Centaur in the biting Centaur group above that of the strangling Lapith, and this makes it necessary to transfer the group from the left to the right side of the pediment. The corresponding group then must be moved from the right to the left side, where the boy is much freer to strike his blow. New fragments also of the axe-swinging Lapthai make it possible to put them next to the central figure, where they can swing their arms with much more freedom and force. This necessitates an exchange of sides by the whole of the two great central groups of three. When this exchange is made, it is seen that the woman on the right is farther off from the center than the one on the left, and hence she is shorter. These changes make a much more regular and continuous descent of the heads of figures from the center to both ends of the pediment than under the old arrangement. The new arrangement agrees with the Pausanias as well as the old, for neither agrees entirely. Pausanias was wrong in taking the middle figure for Peirithous. It is Apollo Mr. Treu thinks there was only one axe-wielder. The figure to the left probably had a sword instead. And new observations show that not only is there a difference in the material of the figures, but that this difference is greater than was supposed, and that the Pentelic marble figures show a much later style in the execution of special features, while in general they are like the others. The most reasonable explanation of these characteristics is that in late Roman times figures that had been badly injured were replaced by copies. This idea is confirmed by the finding of sufficient Roman tiles to assure us that there was an extensive, if not complete, restoration of the roof under the Romans. The pediment always contained the same number of figures. The exact correspondence of the number of figures with that in the East gable is hardly an accident. Science Club. There was a full attendance at the Science Club, last Friday exening, a great many being attracted especially by Mr. Franklin's paper on "Hypnotism and its relation to Christian Science." This paper, which was in part the same that was read before the Unity Club, is probably familiar in its principal points to our readers, that part which showed that the methods adopted by the so-called Christian Scientists, and mental healers, were substantially the same as those used in the treatment of disease by hypnotism or suggestion. Mr. Franklin deserves great credit for his earnest attempts to place the study of hypnotism and allied phenomena on a scientific basis, and to remove the superstitious fear with which such subjects are commonly regarded. The utter futility of the precautions which are ordinarily taken in the investigation of psychological phenomena, and the weight of popular testimony in a field where the keenest scientists are often misled, cannot be too strongly emphasized. Richard Short gave a blackboard demonstration of a new method of dividing any angle into any number of equal parts by means of a spiral of peculiar construction. Mr. Short, however, did not consider that the method was of much practical value on account of the difficulty of making accurate measurements. Harry Buckingham gave another of his interesting papers on manufactures, "Plate Glass Making in Alleghany City." He described the process in detail and illustrated with diagrams and specimens of the sand used, and the samples of the glass in the three stages of preparation. The molten glass is run out upon level tables and rolled with a large cylinder which runs on low rails along the edge of the table. The glass, which is then almost solidified, is run into the annealing oven and gradually cooled. The plate is then put upon a polishing table and ground down by sand and water until it is perfectly smooth. Often half the thickness is ground in this process. In the discussion which followed the paper Mr. Woodard, who is an honorary member of the club, gave an additional information in regard to different qualities of plate glass. ELECTRIC PHOTOS. ELECTRIC PHOTOS. There is something new in Cabinet photos here now. All, who have so far failed to get a satisfactory picture had better look into this. Prof. Swartz & Son, of Kansas City, the originators of the famous Natra! Light Photograph will take natives here this week. Students and their friends that cannot be suited at home, will have a chance to get a high grade photograph without going away from the city for them and before commencement. There is no skylight to blue your eyes, no scenery, no blue curtains and trappings to detract from your face, nothing but the picture will be on the card and that the best you ever had or it will cost you nothing but your time. College work is a specialty of these artists, who come recommended by the best, a few of many are Harden College, Mexico, Mo.; Baird college; Baldwin, Kan., where hundreds were taken last month, and the work pronounced the best ever seen. The work is finished in Kansas City. You are not compelled to pay until your pictures are delivered, are satisfactory, and as fine as represented. Young Prof. Swartz, the operator, is an expert in fine positions and the originator of the moonlight shadows, which are so very becoming to most any face. Now those that never had a fine picture are the first ones we wish to try, and prove that you can have as fine looking picture as any one. Next, those who have had many trials and failed on account of blue or bright eyes. Those having good pictures are excused; it is only those that cannot be suited at home that we wish to have call en us. Rooms over Wells, Fargo & Co.'s express office, by natural light, same as you have in your own parlor or office. Students can get the very best boad for a reasonable price at the Delmonico. Buy a straw hat of Abe Levy. A full line of newspapers and periodicals at J D. Smith's. Abe Levy has the best stock of straw hats in the city. The best brands of cigars, cigarettes and tobaccoes constantly on hand at J. D. Smith's. Choice candies and confectionary at the Delmonico. Flannel shirts at Abe Levy's. The Delmonico makes a specialty of suppers and banquets for parties. Stop and look at Abe Levy's new straw hats All kinds of base ball supplies at J. D. Smith's J. D. Smith has just received a new invoice of canes. Call and see them. Your choice for 250. New neck wear at Abe Levy's Straw hats at Abe Levy's. Parties desiring good day board will do well to see the proprietor of the Delmonico. Abe Levy has the best line of ties in town. If you want something nice in the millinery line, call on Mrs. Savage. SPRING GOODS NOW ARRIVING Boots and Shoes See our Styles and Prices. MASON'S. Andy Reed has the oldest barber shop in Lawrence, and employs none but first class workmen. See that fancy hair line Balbriggan underwear at 35 cents, to be found at Crains & Urbansky's, the Boston clothiers. The biggest bargains ever offered. The renowned perfumes of Arabia must be bottled and offered for sale at Raymond & Dick's. They are so sweet—the perfumes. Buy your new hats of Abe Levy Buy your new hats of Abe Levy. Smedley gives the finest baths in Lawrence. A free sample of the Recamier Toilet Powder at Raymond & Dick's. Girls, call and see the fine line of millinery goods at the rooms of Mrs. Savage. The very latest thing in ties can be found at Bromelsick's. Soda water, cool and refreshing, on draught at the Leis Drug Store. Andy Reed has the oldest barbershop, and the best workmen, in the city. Mrs. Savage can show you a com plete line of millinery goods. Say boys, have you tried one of those vapor baths at Smedley's? Bromelsick sells the best hat made. Boys, go to Andy Reed's for a smooth shave. Students, now is the time to have your photos taken, and the place to go is Willis'. DaLee Studio, Tenn. street. Buy your new spring hats of Bromelsick. Smedley is the man to call on for baths. Don't fail to call on Smedley for a good bath. Students can get the very best kind of a bargain by trading with Bromel-sick. Smedley's bath house on Mass. St. near the river, is the best in the city. Twenty baths for $2.00 at Andy Reed's. Straw hats, stiff hats, soft hats, and crushers, in all the latest styles, now on exhibition at Steinberg's. The latest styles in shirts at Bromelsick's. Students, call on Mrs. Savage for your new hats. New goods received daily by Mrs. Savage. The ball nine is under obligations to Bromelsick for belts, Abe Levy for caps, and Crains & Urbansky for stockings. Spring and summer underwear of every description—prices very low—at Steinberg's. New ties at Abe Levy's. AMERICAN GAMES Have you bought a Bat? Use the American League or Eastern Association; or if these are too hard try a Rugby Foot Ball. Field & Hargis have them . BATS! Use the new Finger Tips. No broken fingers when these are used. GLOVES ! LAWN TENNIS! Complete line in a few days. FIELD & HARGIS take no back seat on any of the above. Pay your subscription. Patronize those who advertise in the Times. Pantaloons in the nobbiest styles, equal to custom made, for one-half the prices the tailors charge, at Steinberg's. Do you want that diamond ring? Go to Reed's for a shave. Subscribe for the TIMES. See that fancy hair line Balbriggan underwear at 35 cents, to be found at Crains & Urbansky's, the Boston clothiers. The biggest bargains ever offered. Come early to have your photos taken, to avoid the rush—Willis'. All the latest styles in flannel shirts at Bromelsick's. Special rates to students at Willis' Best photos for the least money at Willis'. For a stylish hair-cut, go to Andy Reed. See that fancy hair line Balbriggan underwear at 35 cents, to be found at Crains & Urbansky's, the Boston clothiers. The biggest bargains ever offered. The Geo Leis Drug Co. are headquarters for anything in their line Try them. No work slighted at Adny Reed's. No work sighted at Adny Reed's. Bromelsick leads the trade in spring goods. Students if you want to vote for the editors next fall pay your subscription now. Look at our tailor-made, stylish, nobby spring suits, at Steinberg's Clothing House. Get your barbering done at Andy Reeds and get a chance on the gold watch, diamond ring and silver headed cane. Pay your subscription to the Times. Go to Andy Reed's for a good hair cut. Students, get your barbering done at Andy Reed's. Steamboats, sailboats and rowboats at Graeber's. Five and ten cent cigars, the best in town for the money, at the Geo. Leis Drug Store. Pay your subscription. WILDER BROS. SHIRT MAKERS, AND CENTS' FURNISHERS AND CENTS' FURNISHERS, WILDER BROS. SHIRT FACTORY Students and everybody will do well to call on us and be fitted out in Shirts and Uniswear that have been made to order for parties and not taken. You can buy the finest goods for one-third the regular price. Lawrence. N. H. GOSLINE, Patronize our Custom Steam Laundry for nice work and low prices. Fancy and Staple Groceries, LAWRENCE. New Goods! 903 Massachusetts St., J. F. McCONNELL. A full line of Spring Suitings. COME AND SEE and Buns and Cookies and "such like things." R. J. SPIETZ, a. 825 Mass. Street, has what the Students want. "Just like your mother at home makes." Kansas. The Latest Styles F H. KLOCK'S In New and Fashionable Clothing for the Spring Season of 1889. J. HOUSE, The Popular Clothier, 731 Mass. St. FOR BREAD 820 Massachusetts Street. Regular Meals 25c; Regular Board $3; Meal Tickets, $5.00 SPEAKING OF MEAT, Work called for and delivered. Telephone No. 67. Dysters, Choice Candies, Cigars, Tobacco etc. Restaurant and Confectionery, If you want nice, clean Fresh Meat, go to CHAS. HESS, 1029 Mass Street. He makes best prices and treats you fairly. NEW OYSTER PARLOR. WIEDEMANN Has opened a first class OYSTER PARLOR in connection with his Confectionery Store, and will make a specialty of Oysters for the winter season. REMEMBER N F. F. METTNER, The Leading Photographer. KANSAS. Kaw River Studio J. L. MORRIS, Free Hand Portrait Artist and Photographer. Students wishing Photos should not fail to see his work and get his prices before giving orders. 829 Mass. st., over Hume's shoe store. A. A. RUSS, A. Dentist. Office hours from 8 to 12 m., and 1 to 5 p.m. Office over Field & Hargis' Book Store, Lawrence, Kansas Teeth extracted without pain by the use or Nitrous Oxide Gas. ROOTS AND SHOES at BOTTOM PRICES, at A G. MENGER'S 742 Massachusetts St. G. G. M. FALLEY & CO. KEEP THE Popular Restaurant and Popular Lunch. KEEP THE G Day Board $3 00. Meal Tickets $3.50. Students boarding at Falley's can get meals at the University without extra charge. GROSS & BARKER ARE The Boss Barbers. They have the largest Shop and best workmen in the city. Student's trade solicited. 814 Massachusetts Street. GEO. DAVIES, The Students' Tailor First Class Tweed Pants from $5.00 up. 921 Mass. Street, over Straffon & Zimmer mann's Drug Store, carries an extra large line of SAMPLES. Cleaning and Repairing on the shortest notice. Terms moderate. -FOR- Fine * Teas! CHOICE COFFEES, AND ----GO TO---- Strictly Pure Spices, ASSAM TEA AG NCY. R. E RIALE, PROPRIETOR 812 Massachusetts St. Carmmean & Harbaugh LIVERY and HACK STABLES. Telephone 139. Fine Light Livery. Hacks make all trains. Opposite Lawrence House. Proprietors of the Popular Millinery Establishment MRS. ORME & ENGLE. Proprietors of the Deskers in all kinds of Millinery Goods. The latest fashions always on hand. Students' patronage cordially solicited and carefully attended to. H. WINNIE, Corner Lee and Massachusetts Street. GENERAL MERCHANDISE. Students' Club Trade Solicited. H. W. HAYNE. PRACTICAL Watchmaker and Engraver. 823 Mass. Street. MARVELOUS MEMORY DISCOVERY. Four Books Learned in One Reading. A Year's WorkDone in Ten Days. Mind Wandering Cured. Speaking Without Notes. Wholly unlike artificial systems. Great inducements to Correspondence Classes. Prospectus, with opinions of Dr. Wm. A. Hammond, the world-tamed specialist in Mind Diseases. Professionally trained in the sciences, J. M. Buckley, D. D. Editor of the scientific Advocate; Richard Proctor, the Scientist; Honors Committee. From the Chaplai of Exeter College, and Houghton Sierra Prizeman. Oxford. DEAR Sir—In April, 1983, I notice that my ordination examination would be held in a fortnight. I had only ten (10) days in which to prepare for the Exam. I should recommend a position in the case of any one so utterly unprepared as myself, and I strengthened my natural memory that I was able to remember and give the gist of any book after reading it once. I therefore read Lightfoot, Procter, Garrison and Gorff in order to successful in every one of the nine papers. The present Bishop of Edinburgh knows the facts. [Rev.] JAMES MIDDLTON McDONALD. [A.M.] To Prof. L. LOISITE, 237 Fifth Avenue, N. Y. This System is thoroughly taught by correspondence. Send for prospectus. PUB Vol. The V to-day. 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