VOL. 10 ASTRINA PER ASPERA 4 Vol. IV. No.13. May 1, 1897. The Kansas University WEEKLY. The only official and authorized weekly publication at the University of Kansas. JOURNAL PRINTING OG LAWRENCE. W. S. BUNN, M. D. ALFRED HULTNER. B.S.M.D. DRS. BUNN & HULTNER, Physicians and Surgeons. Office: Merchants Bank Building. First Floor. Telephone 195. Lawrence, Kansas. F. D. MORSE, M. D. Residence, 1041 Tenn. Street. Office, over Woodward's Drug Store. PROF. SAMUELS, The Great Occulist. 606 Kansas Ave., Topeka, Kansas. Persons having trouble with their eyes will do well to consult him. A. W. CLARK, M. D., (Harvard '84.) PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Residence 1224 Tennessee Street. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. A. J. ANDERSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office and residence 717 Vermont St. Tele.124. C. E. ESTERLY, DENTIST. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. EDWARD BUMGARDNER, M. D., D.D.S. ∴ ∴ DENTIST ∴ ∴ 809 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. HAROLD McCRORY, D. D. S., SURGEON DENTIST. Office over Faxon's Shoe Store. A. GIFFORD, M. D., ASSISTANT SURGEON OF U. P. R. R. Office 917 Mess. Street. Residence 116 Quincy Street. Telephone No. 24. Lawrence, Kansas. SEE ROBERTSON BROS. 808 AND 810 MASS. ST. For anything in the line of furniture. Odd pieces a specialty, also practical Undertakers and Embalmers, DAVIES, A full line of spring suitings just received. Call and see him before investing. At the old stand. THE STUDENTS TAILOR. Z Zuttermeister's is the place for Confections Soda and Ice Cream. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK. Cpital, $150,000. Surplus, 15,000. A general banking business transacted. Exchange on all principal cities of the world. - - DIRECTORS: - as manufacturers, we offer styles and prices unobtainable elsewhere. Send for samples and prices. J. B. WATKINS, President, C. A. HILL, Vice President, PAUL R. BROOKS, Cashier. W. E. HAZEN, Asst. Cashier JACOB HOUSE, J. L. JONES, ALBERT HERNING. CLASS PINS In new '97 designs made exclusively by us in solid gold $1.50 and up. Designs and estimates submitted. COMMENCEMENT INVITATIONS JACCARD'S, 1034 Main Street, Kansas City, Mo. LAWRENCE NATIONAL BANK. UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY CAPITAL, $100,000. Does a general banking business and issues bills of exchange on all the principal cities of Europe. J. D. Bowersock, President. R. W. Sparr, Vice President. Walter L. Howe, Cashier. H. E. Benson, 2nd Vice President. J. D. Bowersock, R.W.Sparr, F.W.Barteldes H.L.Moore, F.A.Bailey, H.S.Hall J.H.Glathart, A.Henley, W.R.Williams The Kansas University Weekly. VOL. IV. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MAY 1, 1897. No.13. Editor-in-Chief. HAROLD W. SMITH, Associate: RICHARD R. PRICE. Literary Editor: WALTER H. SANFORD. Associates: L. HEIL, ETHEL HICKEY, PAULINE LEWELLING, Local Editor: CARL L. COOPER. Associates: ARCHIE HOGG, - - - - - - Alumni. PERCY PARROTT, - - - - Snow Hall. WM. H. CLARK, - - - Exchanges. DAISY STARR, - - - School of Fine Arts. CLARENCE SPELLMAN. - - - Law. WILL McMURRAY, - - - Athletics. H. E. DAVIES, - - - Pharmacy. ALVAH SOUDER, C. A. ROHRER. Managing Editor. C. E. ROSE. Associate: TOM CHARLES. Shares in the Weekly one dollar each. Every student and instructor may purchase one share upon application to the Treasurer, Charles A. Wagner or the secretary, Percy J. Parrott. Subscription 50 cents per annum in advance. Address all business communications to C. E. Rose, Lawrence, Kansas. Official Organ of the Kansas College Press Association. Entered at the Lawrence postoffice as second class matter. INTER-FRATERNITY baseball seems to have excited a deal of interest in baseball generally. THE SENIORS have gotten to that stage in college work where little can be expected of them in the way of down-right text-book work. They feel that, as far as studying goes, from now on they are entitled to special immunity. THE EASTER number of The College Life is a fine literary and artistic product. It speaks well for the College of Emporia and for the town as well. Some day we shall be able to publish cuts and issue souvenir numbers of the Weekly,—but not until Lawrence merchants undergo personal regeneration. THE STUDENTS of Iowa College, at a special mass meeting held early in April, voted to adopt the honor system of examinations. It promises to be quite practicable, inasmuch as it contains stringent primitive measures. In this system there will be a court of eleven members elected from different classes of the college. A person suspected of cheating is to be brought before this court. There must be two witnesses. He is then given a formal trial, and if found guilty he will probably be suspended. Each trial will be conducted secretly and only those immediately interested in the case shall be present. If a person is acquitted, of course absolute silence shall be maintained. The measure was passed by a good round majority. Let us consider the adoption of the "honor system,"—whether or not it is feasible and expedient. It is an almost impossible feat to measure successfully the amount of influence which college papers may wield. There are so many interpretations of the question, that all answers must appear dogmatic in the extreme. But, in order that the papers may have any influence upon the college at large, there is one primary requisite—hearty co-operation and generous support. This seems too apparent to be denied. Granting, then, this support and co-operation, 230 Kansas University Weekly. the influence of papers upon the college may be immeasureably great. Unfortunately, here, this requisite is practically lacking. We do not pretend to discover the reason for such a state of affairs, which can be excused only upon one ground—the failure of the papers themselves in their purpose. But it is open to dispute whether either a half-hearted interest, or a cold disdain, is the proper method of cure. The papers may be of mediocre merit, but they can never be improved, and their influence can never be felt, until they become recognized by the college for what they are. To the average man, then, the college paper seems of little worth. He is conscious of its existence, and sometimes, from a sense of duty, he is prevailed upon to subscribe; but here, for the most part, his interest ceases. His tongue is ever ready to find fault, to criticise, even to sneer; but rarely is he kind enough to praise. Possibly this is merely an artificial position, and at heart there may be a sane realization of the truth of the matter. But this attitude, general as it is, be it real or assumed, certainly kills all influence which the college papers might possess outside a very small circle of active supporters. To these, the editors and contributors, the papers are of inestimable value. It is an education, in a little way, to be connected with a college paper. Many journalists owe much of their success to the work that they did in college, and many authors have begun to master their art while they were yet undergraduates. But it is a serious misfortune that this influence, great as it is, should be confined within so small a space, with so little opportunity, as there is at present, for it to be spread abroad. The error exists, however, and the remedy most surely lies in the hands of those who now gain the least. - Ex. Literary. Greater Love Hath No Man Than This. I was always a strange child; perhaps it was because I was lame, perhaps it was because I was born with an old head upon young shoulders, perhaps it was because the men that came to Big Jim's saloon were so rough that they terrified me into stupidity. I do not know. Big Jim was my father; my mother was a mere memory to me, almost a dream; but even yet my heart leaps with longing and love as I think of that dark winter's day when last she pressed me to her bosom, and begged father, with the saddest of eyes, to be good to me. Then we came out here to Arizona; and father did try to be good, but it is so hard in such a wild place. I know he tried, for he used to take me upon his knees at night, and together we would sit before the fire and talk of our sweet memory. But a change took place, father got to staying out late at night, and when he came home he looked so wild and strange that I was frightened. I could not understand. One night he did not come at all, and I lay in my little bed, sobbing and praying until day break, then I hobbled down the street with anxious, beating heart, fearing and yet hoping. There, in a ditch I found him with red, bloated face, and bleary bloodshot eyes. Then I knew. I think it was at that time, that I became so strange. I could not cry or sob, for a dull, stupefying numbness came over me, and my tongue cleaved to the roof of my mouth, and my heart seemed frozen with pain. After that, father seemed better of his terrible disease, and he stayed at home with me, sometimes talking about my beautiful mother, and sometimes gazing at me in sad silence. Once I saw him bury his face in his hands, and great, despairing sobs shook his form. My little heart swelled with sympathy-for a man's sob is the saddest sound on earth-and I slipped my arm Kansas University Weekly. 231 around his neck, and kissed his damp, cold forehead. We were so happy that night; I think it was the happiest time of my whole life. Before long, father went into business, a business that I knew nothing about. The miners and the cowboys came from miles around to father's store, and then there were sounds of revelry that often lasted all night long. In my little back room, I could hear the clink of glasses, and the loud rough oaths of the men. Sometimes two or three pistol shots would ring out sharp and clear, but as father never said anything about it to me, I supposed that the men were shooting at marks—that they were human marks I did not know until later. When winter came on, I used to go into that big, strange room, to keep warm. The men payed some attention to me at first, but when they found that I would only answer them in monosyllables, that I would not swear or say the wicked things they commanded me to, that I would shrink from them when they came near me, then they flung lemon and orange peel at me and called me "Surly Brat!" My father tried to get me to stay in my little north room, but it was so cold in there, and I could not lie in bed all the time and all those terrible noises going on about me. Besides the darkness was so terrifying, for I could always see against the impenetrable blackness my mother's blue eyes gazing so mournfully at the bloated form of my father as he lay in the ditch that morning. I could not stand it. One cold night, I stayed in that big room, crouching behind the stove, until almost midnight. The sounds of revelry grew louder and louder, the fun faster and more furious, and the men seemed fairly wild with hilarity, suddenly, there was a lull, everyone seemed waiting for some new sport. A cowboy, Merry Mike, arose and staggering across the room, filled a glass with foaming liquor. Merry Mike's eyes flashed with scorn and anger. "Come here, you blathering idiot, and drink this!" "Come here, you brat!" he shouted. Every eye was turned upon me. I cowered down in my corner. I shrank back in mortal terror. "Please don't! Oh, please! Please don't!" I pleaded. "Take that, then!" cried the infuriated man with an oath, and he flung the glass straight at my head. I felt a sharp pain in my temple, but I did not care for that; I only felt sorry for my father whose poor weak son I was. My head swam, and a great, engulfing darkness was settling round me. "My poor, poor father, how mortified he must be—how mortified—" but the darkness had enveloped me. I awoke in my little couch, to find my father beside me. There was a great, red spot just above his heart, and his face was white and drawn. His eyes were fixed upon the faded picture of the woman who was his wife and my mother. "Father," I heard him murmur, "I have sinned against Heaven, and in Thy sight, and am not worthy—" and then, the voice grew fainter and fainter "the Father loveth the Son—loveth the Son—loveth the Son—" * * * * * * * Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. ETHEL A. HICKEY. Saved from the Blizzard. Pete Smith insisted that he was perfectly sober when he started from the Cross-roads Farm on the afternoon of the blizzard. The horse he had hoped to borrow was too lame to use, so if he kept his appointment to meet Bill Johnson at Hardin's grocery he must walk the six miles. The air was chill and cutting and the sky looked threatening when he left the farm. Pete foresaw the snow-storm but he was a good walker and thought he could reach his destination before the storm could seriously interfere with his progress. But he had not gone more than half a mile before big flakes began to dance through the air and by the time he had made half of his journey he was in the midst of the first and the worst blizzard that passed over the Middle States that year. 232 Kansas University Weekly. He struggled bravely on, keeping the road fairly well, though by instinct rather than by sight, for the snow was almost blinding. When he came to the last turn, the wind almost took him off his feet. His courage was shrinking, his whole body was numb with cold and his face felt raw with the cutting of the sharp wind. The nearest farm-house was now almost as far away as Hardin's—he must try to go on. If he went through the field he could shorten his way by more than a mile. There was, perhaps, less danger of straying in the wrong direction if he kept the road, but he did not think he could loose himself in any of these farms, so half climbing and half tumbling over the rail-fence, he took the path through the field. The storm seemed to be gaining in fury. Pete stumbled on, struggling valiantly with the wind but conscious that his strength was leaving him. He thought he must have traversed half of the field and was beginning to congratulate himself that he was to be victor of the elements when he stumbled and almost fell over a snow-covered heap lying among the stubble. His foot caught in something that looked, when he drew it out of the snow in trying to release his foot, like a badly torn coat. He stooped down and, brushing away the snow as well as he could, discerned with his more than half blinded eyes, a coat sleeve, which even the touch of his numb and stiffened fingers told him was not empty. A man, or a boy, overcome by the storm and perishing there in the snow! Perhaps he was already dead! But there might be life in the helpless form aud if there was every moment was precious. Some such thoughts went through Pete's head as fast as the wind rushed around him. Could he leave the unfortunate traveler there in the snow? Such a burden would considerably lessen his own chances for safety, for though the remaining distance was, probably, not very great, a blizzard is a mighty enemy and his strength was almost gone. "No, I can't," he muttered, "It might 'a been me as well as 'tother chap. I'll make a stagger at doin' as I'd be done by." So he took the heap up in his arms and literally staggered on. His burden seemed a little less heavy than he had expected but nevertheless it was a dangerous handicap. Twice he fell, but he struggled blindly on, only hoping that he would find his way out of the field. In one thing the wind proved his benefactor, he finally came to the corner of the field where a part of the rail-fence had been blown down. He stumbled across the road, holding bravely to the insensible figure he had rescued, until it slipped from his arms as he fell through the doorway of Hardin's store. When Pete opened his eyes he found himself lying on one of the long benches in the back of the store, and Bill Johnson holding a glass of hot brandy to his lips. The men at the stove looked at him anxiously. "Is he alive?" was Pete's first question. A half suppressed titter went round the group. Bill pointed at a bench a few feet away. Pete followed the gesture with his eyes, then he sat up and stared in mute astonishment. Was that the thing with which he had toiled through wind and snow and for which he had actually risked his life? "Well, Pete," said Bill consolingly "we know ye meant to do a good act. You'd a known as soon as ye took it up, if that pesky wooden frame hadn't made the thing weigh a ton. Anyway," he grinned, "ole Farmer Brown'll thank ye. He's always a boasting that that 'ere's the finest scarecrow there's been in the township in more'n twenty years." M.B.F. In the After Years. “—Comment fais-tu les grands amours, Petite ligne de la bouche?—” -Sully-Prudhomme. It was one warm spring Saturday morning and the Professor was spading up the garden which edged the porch. Upstairs Mrs. Professor, seized with the fever of spring cleaning was rummaging through the attic and there was noise and bustle and clatter through the house. Outside with the Professor was the rustle and movement of nature's spring cleaning. Little spurts of fresh green grass were springing up through the dried clumps of last year's growth. From the brown trees in the valley came the soft call of the dove borne on a chorus of bird-twit terings. The Professor noticed how the bud Kansas University Weekly. 233 were swelling on a lilac bush near him, and, "It is a very early spring," he said. It was the earliest spring they had known for a long time. He couldn't remember one since that of forty-five years back which had come so soon. Forty-five years back. The Professor sat down on the steps and leaning his head on his slender hands looked out over the valley and the stretch of hills that bounded the horizon with a vague, unusual restlessness in his wise, kindly, tolerant eyes. He was not feeling well that morning. He decided that he had been up too late over the class papers last night, for somehow, he was very tired. He refused to admit to himself that the thought of that forty-five-years-ago spring had anything to do with the sudden weariness which overcame him. It must have been the papers. Most of them had been unusually stupid. He must try to incite the students to more individual research. Then, having proved his point to himself his thoughts drifted back to that spring so many years ago. He was a college boy then, a shy, slender, little fellow with furtive blue eyes that were always hiding behind their thick yellow lashes, a sensitive mouth and fine graceful hands which were always white and well-tended. He had entered college very young and he graduated at an exceedingly early age without making any stir one way or another in the life of the institution, without even coming to the surface. Reserved and quiet as he was he made very few friends. He knew almost no girls and he was not at all acquainted with the one to whom he had silently given his homage. A poor, meagre little story it was, but this morning with the thrill of spring in the air brought it all back. She left college in the spring of his sophomore year,—to be married, so they said,—and that was all. What had become of her, whether she had married or not, whether she lived or died, he never knew. Only—she was his first love, and all of that pure adoration and reverence which can be given but once, all of the chivalric devotion of a boy's heart he had lain at her feet, unknown, unre- warded, he had offered up like incense before a saint to this proud little maiden with the erect carriage of the head and the tender pure line in the curve of her lips. He had a Botticelli angel in his study now that he kept because it had that same curve of the mouth. Forty years ago this spring! The day before she left she had come upon some errand into the room where he was talking with one of the tutors. With the gentle, formal courtesy that even then was characteristic of him he had stepped back to give his place to her, but, catching his foot, stumbled and knocked down several books from the desk. As he glanced at her quickly he had caught a faint smile on her face. He knew now that she probably had never given it a second thought, but he suffered weeks of shame from that display of awkwardness. It was just this kind of a day when she left the town. He happened to be at the station when the train moved off amidst chorused good-byes from a little group of her friends on the platform. He had walked back up town slowly, trying to realize that she was gone and what it meant to him not to be able to watch her in the library or wait to see her pass in the halls. Then he had fallen into an absurd reverie in which he won impossible honors and laid them all at her feet. The next day he had heard that she was to be married. The Professor was conscious of a curious sentiment of tenderness for himself as for some long lost friend. It was someone else who had struggled through that pitiful little tragedy, someone endued with immortal youth who had loved her and still loved her. As for him, he was the husband of a busy, helpful woman, whom he loved dearly, and he was very happy. That boy might remember yet the pure, strong curve of a girl's lips but he—he was an old man! He rose slowly and unsteadily from his seat, "The young men see visions,'' he murmured, "But the old men-the old men dream dreams.'" And as the Professor turned to go into the house he stumbled a little, for his eyes were moist, and he could not see very clearly. FRANCES CHAMPLAINE. 234 Kansas University Weekly. Locals. Miss Effie J. Scott spent Saturday in Kansas City. A. E. Case of Marion visited his son Frank Wednesday. Alban Stewart spent Sunday at his home in Odessa, Mo. Miss Carrie Killam of Newton visited Miss Lucile Cross this week. Miss Vida McKee visited her brother Logan the first part of the week. Mr. Guyger Lee of Kansas City, Mo., was a guest at the Pi Phi party. Mr. Joe Morgan of Topeka was the guest of Jno. Collins over Sunday. Dick Bates attended a district council of Phi Kappa Psi at Beloit, Wisconsin. Miss Willa Rodgers of Topeka was the guest of Miss Edith Thacher last week. Miss Agnes Lee has delighted her many friends by a week's visit in our midst. Miss Ellen Leidigh of Hutchinson has been the guest of Miss Rachel Watson this week. Miss Georgia Brown offers a prize for the best essay on "The Moral of the Tempest." The Seniors have been measured for caps and gowns in the WEEKLY office this week. Miss Ollie O'Bryon of Topeka, a guest at the Pi Phi party was entertained by Miss McMillan. The boarding clubs of J. F. Hall and E. K. Robinette are arranging for a game of base ball. The T. N. E. had a meeting Saturday last and elected quite a number of students to membership. The Chancellor's Reception to the Seniors, postponed on account of the Inter-collegiate Debate will be held May 21st. The clock on the Physics building has been out of order this week and disappointed many who have looked to it for the time. Individuals and organizations alike are much pleased with the speed of Elmer Willis this year. We do not know how to account for it. W. H. H. Piatt and Fred Buchan who were guests at the Pi Phi party stayed over Sunday with their Phi Psi brethren and returned to Kansas City Monday. G. H. Chidester of the Junior Pharmacy class who left school a few weeks ago and has a position in Kansas City, visited with friends the first of the week: Rehearsals of the Senior play commenced Monday evening, and have been continued throughout the week. Manager Hester is very enthusiastic over the successful progress of the play. Miss Elizabeth Stone entertained at her home Wednesday night in honor of Miss Agnes Lee of Kansas City. Cards and dancing were the amusements, choice refreshments being served late in the evening. The officers of the Y. M. C. A. for the ensuing year have taken up their respective duties. The new officers are W. B. Sutton, president; F. L. Jewett, vice president; W. E. Henderson, recording secretary; J. L. King, corresponding secretary and W. H. Clark, treasurer. The Woman's League gave one of their pleasant receptions to the young ladies of the University, last Saturday afternoon at the residence of Mrs. J. D. Bowersock. After a musical program, which was the special feature of the afternoon and in which Misses Wiedemann, Whitaker, Starr, Drake, Greissinger, Bowersock, Fisher and Lapham took part, light refreshments were served, and all departed, feeling grateful to the Women's League for their pleasant afternoon. The class of 'oo inaugurated the May-day fight yesterday morning, surprising the Sophomores by erecting a May pole early in the morning. Shortly after eight o'clock, however, the Kansas University Weekly. 235 Sophomores arrived, and after a fierce struggle for a few minutes, succeeded in tearing down the May-pole. Freshmen and Juniors rallied to the 'oo colors, which by overpowering numbers and a series of foot races were saved from the clutches of'99. Shortly after this Jimmy Green's boys, who were aching to join the fight were given a few minutes for play during which time they made a big noise and general scattering of the Arts students—their idea of fun. To their credit let it be said, when Prof. Green called them to class, they were all ready to go, and so the fun ended, with no harm done, and no one seriously hurt. H. E. Davies leaves for Chicago. Thursday afternoon Mr. H. E. Davies left Lawrence for Chicago having completed a course of study in the University sufficient to entitle him to the degree of Bachelor of Arts and Pharmaceutical Chemist. He goes to Chicago University to take a special course in Bacteriology which is offered there in the summer school and in the fall expects to enter the Medical school of the University of Pennsylvania. His chances for securing a fellowship at the University of Pennsylvania are most excellent as he has been highly recommended by Chancellor Snow and the professors under whom he has taken work. Since his entrance into the University one year ago last fall Mr. Davies has done three year's work. He is an indefatigible worker and is sure to meet with success in his chosen profession. The Pi Phi Party. The thirteenth anniversary of the founding of Pi Beta Phi was celebrated by the young ladies of Kansas Alpha chapter on Friday night April 23rd. Over two hundred invitations were issued and almost that number of guests were received by Miss Lucinda Smith representing the Alumnae chapter, Miss Harriet Ayres of the active chapter and Prof. and Mrs. J.W. Green. No bunting was used in decorating but in its place was a profusion of palms and flowers. Ices were served from a booth in the gallery. The music was furnished by Steinberg's orchestra of Topeka and was excellent. The list of out of town guests was a long one and was as follows: From Topeka—Misses Rodgers, Frost, White, Clough, Mulvane, O'Brien, Messrs. Akers, Esterley, Cust, Peterson, Waters, Morgan, Bennett, Thomas, Valentine, Chamberlain. From Kansas City, Misses Shippey, Hughes, Lee, Hutchings, Messrs. Buchan, Piatt, Lee Hill, Campbell, Poehler, Esterley, Gould, Bates, Bowersock. From Ottawa, Misses Hyde and Hawkins, Mr. and Mrs. Dobson. From Atchison, Mr. and Mrs. Challiss and Mr. Ingalls. From Junction City, Miss Clark and Mr. Hemenway. From Baldwin,Mr. Royce and Lieut. Smith. From Hutchinson, Misses Meyer and Hutchinson. From Leavenworth, Mr. Goodrich. From Keokuk, Iowa, Dr. Maxwell. School of Fine Arts. There will be a recital next Wednesday at 4 P.M. Invitations are out for the first graduating recital to be given by Miss Gertrude Spaulding Mr. D. Eaton of Kansas City, will assist her. The composition class especially enjoyed the concert by the Buch Quintette on account of having recently studied orchestration. The seniors held two meetings last week to make arrangements for the recitals. It was decided to have invitations presented at the door. This will be the rule at each recital. It was recommended that the class have plain decorations for the recitals on account of past experiences of labor it has taken in trying to make Music Hall different from what the bare hall is. Law Notes. Wm J. Watson, '96, was recently elected justice of the peace at Pittsburg, Kas. Prof. Brownell is guiding the seniors through real property until the arrival of J.W. Gleed, who is the regular steersman. 236 Kansas University Weekly. The Juniors are now entertained daily in partnership, bills, and notes. The Seniors were treated to a quiz in corporations on Monday last. Clyde W. Miller went to Osage City on a business trip last week. Prof. Green conducts the Senior class in Evidence. Harley & Burney of the Senior class expect to open an office in Pittsburg at the close of school. A. T. Sherman of the Senior class goes to Rossville next week to conduct a case before the court there. The Juniors and Seniors will play off that tie base-ball game sometime next week. Harold Blackshere went to his home in Elmdale last week. Wilder S. Metcalf of the Senior class was recently elected Colonel of the K. N. G. Judge Manley will don his judicial vestments and wig Saturday next. Comfortably seated upon the wool-sack of police court he will deal out justice to all comers. Chapel Notes. Mr. Wilson sang a solo Friday of last week. Rev. Mr. Banker, pastor of the Presbyterian church, led this week. The subject Monday morning was the real meaning and foundation principles of the Christian life; Tuesday morning, the relation of the Bible to the Christian life; Wednesday, the proper method of studying the Bible; Thursday, the necessity and true character of prayer. Prof. Engel will lead next week. Physics Building. Professors Dunstan and Rice and Mr. Kraus are engaged in verifying Zeeman's recent discovery of the broadening of the spectral lines by magnetism. They have not only verified the discovery but have succeeded in measuring what Zeeman could only estimate. Preliminary results of their work have been communicated for publication to the Electrical World and the American Journal of Science. Prof. Blake will lecture on X rays at Topeka next Tuesday, and at Hutchinson on the following Thursday. Miss Ellen Blakely has been appointed stenographer in Prof. Blake's office to succeed Miss Pennfield, who has accepted a position with a town firm. Athletic Notes. SCHEDULE OF CLASS GAMES. Phar. and Medics vs Fresh. Engineers Apr. 30. Fresh. Arts vs Soph. Arts May 4. Senior Arts vs Junior Arts May 8. enior Laws vs Junior Laws May 11. RESULTS OF REGULAR GAMES. Haskell vs K. U. 10 to 3. Atchison vs K. U. 13 to 4. Haskell vs K. U. 9 to 10. Haskell vs K. U. 9 to 7. The Phi Psis won from the Sigma Chis by a score of 19 to 17. The Seniors are practicing for the Senior-F.culty game. The regular team plays at St. Mary's to-day. Considerable interest is being shown in the annual field meet to be held next Wednesday. The following is the list of events: 120-yard dash, 220-yard dash, running broad jump, standing broad jump, running high jump, 120- yard hurdle, 220-yard hurdle, hammer throw shot put, pole vault, 440-yard run, half mile run, one mile. The Phi Psis, Betas and Phi Gams having won in the preliminary games will contest for the pennant. The Phi Gams will play the Phi Psis and the Betas the winner. Science Notes. Mr. Barnum Brown leaves to-day for Denver to take charge of a collecting expedition which has been sent out by the New York museum. They will spend the early part of the summer collecting in the state of Wyoming. The Natural History Journal club met Wednesday. The following program was given: Kansas University Weekly. 237 Einfluss von Zug und Druck auf die Richtung der Scherdewände Botanische Zeitung, Mr. Mueller; Infectious Diseases from Protozon, Mr. Barber; Life History of Odonata and Malphigian Tubes in Orthoptera, Mr. Hunter. Considerable interest has been shown in scientific circles over the capture of a lepidosiren at the mouth of the Amazon river. Dr. Emil Geoldi, director of the museum at Para, has been successful in capturing one of these rare and interesting creatures. The lepidosiren is half fish and half reptile and has many peculiar habits. Naturalists have been puzzled as to its classification, some calling it a fish and others a reptile. It has both legs and lungs, and can live out of water. Its head is distinctly that of a fish. In the construction of its tail it closely resembles a newt. It lives in shallow waters, which are completely dried up by the sun during a long portion of the year. When the hot season has set in and the water greatly lessened the lepidosiren buries itself in the mud. After it has reached a considerable depth it curls itself up, and in that position awaits the rainy season. While in that position it secretes a large amount of slimy substance which makes its cells very smooth and aids in binding the mud together, forming a sort of a skin. When the rain falls moisture penetrates rapidly through the earth, dissolves the wall and restores the animal to life. The lepidosiren attains a considerable size, and is conspicuous for its powerful jaws and teeth. Alumni Notes. Miss Nellie S. Hawkins '94, Ottawa, Kans. is visiting friends in Lawrence. Miss Anna Beveridge, Law '96, of Oskaloosa Kansas, was in town for a few days last week. E. F. Robinson '93, has left Blockley Hospital, Philadelphia, to accept a position in the Emergency Hospital, Boston. J. F. Messenger 195, who has been teaching for the past two years at Hutchinson, Kans., expects to do advanced work at Harvard the coming year. Larrame Page has just closed a successful year of school work at Clinton, Kansas, and will take advanced studies at the University the remainder of the term. R. E. Blackman '94, was among the graduates participating in the commencement exercises of the Presbyterian Theological Seminary at Omaha, Neb. April 15,'97. The title of his oration was "The Judas of Evangelization." After graduation Rev. Blackman, with wife and baby, left Omaha for Avaca, Iowa, where he is now installed as pastor of the Presbyterian church. J. L. Harrington'95, made a short call on University friends the fore part of the week Since graduation Mr. Harrington has been in the employ of J.A.L.Waddell of Kansas City The Elmira Bridge Co.Elmira,N.Y.and is now with the Rencoyd Iron Works,Philadelphia. The April number of the Quarterly Journal. of Economics contains an article by Chas. S. Griffin, '94, on the taxation of sugar in the United States, 1789-1861. The paper, which gives evidence of long and careful research, Summer Underwear. Kris We have never shown before such an extensive line of light underwear for women. Many improvements are seen over last year's garments. Here are a few prices: Ecru Vests, ribbon trimmed, V neck, roc each. White square neck ribbon trimmed vests $ 1 2 \frac{1}{2} c. $ Ecu Vests, square neck, no sleeves, ribbon trimmed, 15c. Extra quality ribbon trimmed square neck vests 20c. Lisle finish V neck, wing sleeve vests 25c Silk ribbed low neck sleevless vests 50c. Ribbed drawers, knee length 25c. Weaver's. 238 Kansas University Weekly. shows the use of the sugar tariff for revenue purposes, points out the extent and effects of the protection afforded thereby, and gives an account of the administrative difficulties to which the tariff gave rise. The duty on sugar has always been an interesting feature of the tariff scheme of the government and Mr. Griffin's article sheds much new light on the subject. Notes from the College World. The University of Wisconsin will meet Yale in a boat race on May 29. Seven students from the senior class of Minnesota University have been elected to membership in Phi Beta Kappa. When Stanford University receives its final share of the Stanford estate, it will be three times as rich as Harvard.—Ariel. The University of Arizona, situated at Tucson, has a faculty of eighteen members and an enrollment of over one hundred students. The three eastern Universities which pay most attention to their law departments are Columbia, University of Michigan and the University of Chicago. Occident. Dr. Talmage, president of the University of Utah, has resigned from his position and Dr. Kingsbury has been elected to fill his place. Dr. Talmage retains the Professorship in Geology. Underwear. --- No other house in town can show such values or variety in styles in underwear. W. Bromelsick. Steps are being taken by the Presbyterian church to establish dormitories at Berkley and Stanford universities. It is proposed to set these dormitories aside for the use of students who come from Presbyterian families. Nebraskan. Doing Good. We can do you good, if you will favor us with your trade. There are perhaps, attending the University, young ladies who may think that they can't get any thing good enough, or stylish enough in this house. It is because you don't know us. You can find practically any thing in our store that you can in Kansas City—with prices much less here. Take our Glove stock, our Ribbon or Cheffon, Ruschings and Collar, our Lace stock, our Silks and Dress Goods; they are not excelled any where in the west; certainly not equalled in the State. We will be glad to prove our assertion; glad if you will call and see our beautiful Organdies, plain and fancy, and other goods suitable for graduation and parties. GEO. INNES. Robt. Edmondson will do your shoe repairing at No. 11 East Warren street. Base ball and Tennis goods at Smith's News Stand. Copying on typewriter, M. F. Laycock. Goodnight will give you a dozen good photographs for $1. Call and see him. He will give you first-class work at low prices. Students get your shoes repaired at Lindsay's. First door north of Tiptons Barber Shop. Students can have their negatives taken by Mrs.Shane at the Old Home gallery near the river, or by J.B. Shane at the Iron Clad on south Massachusetts street.Work will be satisfactory in either case. The Tipton Barber Shop and Bath Rooms. Stewart & Wagner, Proprietors. 838 Massachusetts Street. Just what you want: those gymnasium suits sold at Smith's News stand. Kansas University Weekly. 239 Give your shorthand and type-writing work to Miss Kate S. Soule, 1105 Mass. St. J. M. JONES, GROCERIES AND MEATS, Special Rates to Clubs. 706 Mass. St. Telephone 111. Winship Teachers Agency (New England Bureau of Education) 3rd. Somerset St. Boston. Oldest, and most reliable in New England. One fee registers in both offices H.C,FELLOW, Western Manager. TOPEKA, KANS., WHO GOT YOUR REDUCTION HO WILL YOU SUPPORT Shirts 8 cts, Cuffs 4 cts, Collars 2 cts. EMPORIA STEAM LAUNDRY. E. B. SIERER. FAXON THE SHOE MAN Solicits The Shoe Trade of the town. For your SPRING CLOTHING and HATS see... M. J. SKOFSTED, As he has special bargains to offer you. 824 MASS. STREET. KLOCK'S RESTAURANT HEADQUARTERS FOR STUDENTS. BOARD per week $2.50, MEAL TICKETS $3. LUNCH COUNTER. GIVE ME A TRIAL. 816 MASS. STREET. CULVER'S ... CASH GROCERY, 639 MASS. ST. The Club Grocery of the City. STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS IN EVERY WAY. TELEPHONE 77. AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES. K. S. U. Bouquet, The most delicate, fragrant and lasting perfume on the market. For sale only at Barber, Bros., Drug Store. Students, save a dollar by having your picture taken at Goodnight's gallery. You can get a dozen first-class cabinets for $2. Go to Smith's News Stand for your canes, late periodicals, etc. Hawthorne Truly Says: "These railroads are positively the greatest blessings that the ages have wrought out for us. They give us wings; they annihilate the toil and dust of pilgrimage; they spiritualize travel! Transition being so facile, what can be any man's inducement to tarry in one spot? Why should he make himself a prisoner for life in brick, and stone, and old, worm-eaten timber, when he may just as easily dwell wherever the beautiful shall offer him a home?" The magnificent trains of the Santa Fe Route offer a facile transition to many beautiful spots in Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona aud California. Free descriptive literature. W. J. Black, G. P. A., A. T. & S. F. Ry., Topeka, Kas. We will show a good line of Spring Boots and Shoes. AT PRICES TO MASON'S. "Old Hickory" Bicycles. --- Continuous Laminated Frame. “It’s Springy, yet has no Springs.” Twice as Strong as other Wheels. None like it! None equal it! ERWIN H. EBERHARDT, AGENT. At Bell's Music Store. SOLD ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN. A PLAIN ARGUMENT. Standard Guage Tubing. Actual Size. LOOK IN THIS END ... AND... THEN AT THIS. Cross Seal of Our Main Actual S LOOK IN THIS END EARTH Cross Section of Our Main Frame. Actual Size. 10 'OLIN BELL, Western Distributing Agent for Shaw Pianos, Bay State Russell Pianos, Washburn Other First Class Pianos. Schwarzer PIANOS TO RENT. Easy Payments if desired. Mandolins and Guitars. Special Prices to K. U. Students. 'OLIN BELL, LAWRENCE, Ks. Point YOUR ORDERS FOR 1 Football and Athletic Goods ...AT... Schmelzer Arms Co. The largest and cheapest Sporting Goods House in the West. 710-712 and 714 Main Street, KANSAS CITY, NO. Wm. Wiedemann ※ Oyster Parlor. 米 Fine Confections. The Wilder Bros. Shirt Co. O SHIRT MAKERS --- AND ---- GENT'S FURNISHING. Rules for self measurement and samples sent on application. All measures registered Our laundry work is not surpassed in the West. O SIMPSON & KELLEY, University Solicitors. 1027 MASS. STREET. STAR BAKERY, HENRY GERHARD & BRO., PROP'S. WE SOLICIT THE PATRONAGE OF THE PEOPLE. . . CHAS. HESS, MEAT MARKET. Choice Fresh and Salt Meats Always on hand... 941 MASS. ST Telephone 14. ... DONNELLY BROTHERS. LIVERY, FEED & HACK STABLES Corner New Hampshire & Winthrop Sts. Telephone No. 100. WILLIS THE PHOTOGRAPHER 933 Mass. Street. CIGARS, PIPES, TOBACCO, PLAYING CARDS. Brooks, 825 Mass. St. GOOD BOATING.. is within the reach of every K. U. student. The prices are reasonable, the boats clean and perfectly safe. See us at the BOAT HOUSE. SPECIAL SALE... for next week. All of our spring styles of teck, four.in-hand, string and bow ties, all the newest designs right from the makers at 23cts! You must see them. THE HUB. New Guyer . . . . HATS ... Brown or Black ABE LEVY AGENT. $3.00 Abe Levy's. a1. ___ WOOLF BROS. LAUNDRY GO. LAUNDRY GO. WILL McMURRAY, Solicitor. Goods called for and delivered. BEAL & GODDING --- KEEP THE POPULAR LIVERY STABLE. Telephone 139. McClure & Simpson. OUR AIM: The Best Quality at Cheapest Prices Special attention to club trade. 1023 MASS. ST. TELEPHONE 15. W. W. SAVAGE, Successor to KIRBY & HILL, Will gladly furnish anything you want in FINE AND STAPLE GROCERIES. 1800 Massachusetts Street. PLAIN WIRE, BARB WIRE. WIRE NAILS, BALE TIES. CONSOLIDATED BARB WIRE CO. TYPEWRITING----716 Miss. Strete. LAWRENCE. KAS. Suits made to order, as low as the lowest, and no snob work done at MCCONNELL'S. STUDENTS' SHOEMAKER. Wanted—An Idea JAS. E. EDMONDSON, 915 Mass. St. Go to the Old Reliable Who can think of some simple thing to patent? Protect your ideas; they may bring you wealth. Write JOHN WEDDERBURN & CO., Patent Attorneys, Washington, D.C., for their $1,800 prize offer and new list of one thousand inventions wanted. FIRE LIFE FOR RELIABLE INSURANCE Go to A. L. SELIG. TORNADO ACCIDENT COONROD & SMITH BUSINESS COLLEGES. Four schools under one management. Kansas City, Mo.; St. Joseph, Mo.; Atchison, Kas.; Lawrence, Kas. Students may enroll at any time. School is in session throughout the summer. Work is practical and complete. BUSINESS, SHORTHAND, PENMANSHIP AND ENGLISH COURSES. Handsome catalogue giving full information mailed free upon application at either school. Address COONROD & SMITH 2.1.3.3.1.1.1.1.1 ASB ANYRA FEN ASPERA Vol. IV. No.14. May 8,1897. The Kansas University WEEKLY. The only official and authorized weekly publication at the University of Kansas. JOURNAL PRINTING CO. LAWRENCE. W. S. BUNN, M. D. ALFRED HULTNER. B.S.M.D. DRS. BUNN & HULTNER, Physicians and Surgeons. Office: Merchants Bank Building. First Floor. Telephone 195. Lawrence, Kansas. F. D. MORSE, M. D. Residence, 1041 Tenn. Street. Office, over Woodward's Drug Store. PROF. SAMUELS, The Great Occulist. 606 Kansas Ave., Topeka, Kansas. Persons having trouble with their eyes will do well to consult him. A. W. CLARK, M. D., (Harvard '84.) PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Residence 1224 Tennessee Street. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. A. J. ANDERSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office and residence 717 Vermont St. Tele. 124. C. E. ESTERLY, DENTIST. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. EDWARD BUMGARDNER, M. D., D. D. S. DENTIST 809 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. HAROLD McCRORY, D. D. S., SURGEON DENTIST. Office over Faxon's Shoe Store. A. GIFFORD, M. D., ASSISTANT SURGEON OF U. P. R. R. Office 917 Mess. Street. Residence 116 Quincy Street. Te phone No.24 Lawrence, Kansas. SEE ROBERTSON BROS. For anything in the line of furniture. Odd pieces a specialty, also practical Undertakers and Embalmers, 808 AND 810 MASS. ST. DAVIES, THE STUDENTS TAILOR. A full line of spring suitings just received. Call and see him before investing. At the old stand. Zuttermeister's is the place for Confections Soda and Ice Cream. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK. Capital, $150,000. Surplus, 15,000. A general banking business transacted. Exchange on all principal cities of the world. - - DIRECTORS: - as manufacturers, we offer styles and prices unobtainable elsewhere. Send for samples and prices. J. B. WATKINS, President, C. A. HILL, Vice President, PAUL R. BROOKS, Cashier. W. E. HAZEN, Asst. Cashier. JACOB HOUSE, J. L. JONES, ALBERT HERNING. CLASS PINS In new '97 designs made exclusively by us in solid gold $1.50 and up. Designs and estimates submitted. COMMENCEMENT INVITATIONS JACCARD'S, 1034 Main Street, Kansas City, Mo. LAWRENCE NATIONAL BANK. UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY. CAPITAL, $100,000. Does a general banking business and issues bills of exchange on all the principal cities of Europe. J. D. Bowersock, President R. W. Sparr, Vice President. Walter L. Howe, Cashier. H. E. Benson, 2nd Vice President. J. D. Bowersock, R.W.Sparr, F.W.Barteldes H.L.Moore, F.A.Bailey, H.S.Hall J.H.Glathart, A.Henley, W.R.Williams The Kansas University Weekly. VOL. IV. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MAY 8, 1897. No.14. Editor-in-Chief. HAROLD W. SMITH. Associate: RICHARD R. PRICE Literary Editor: WALTER H. SANFORD. Associates: L. HEIL, PAULINE LEWELLING, ETHEL HICKEY, Local Editor: CARL L. COOPER. Associates: ARCHIE HOGG, - - - - - Alumni. PERCY PARROTT, - - - Snow Hall. WM. H. CLARK, - - Exchanges. DAISY STARR, - - School of Fine Arts. CLARENCE SPELLMAN. - - Law. WILL McMURRAY, - - Athletics. H. E. DAVIES, - - Pharmacy. ALVAH SOUDER, C. A. ROHRER. Managing Editor. C. E. ROSE. Associate: TOM CHARLES. Shares in the Weekly one dollar each. Every student and instructor may purchase one share upon application to the Treasurer, Charles A. Wagner or the secretary, Percy J. Parrott. Subscription 50 cents per annum in advance. Address all business communications to C. E. Rose, Lawrence, Kansas. Official Organ of the Kansas College Press Association. Entered at the Lawrence postoffice as second class matter. WE UNDOUBTEDLY have a better base ball team this year than we have had for some seasons. Thus far we have been quite agreeably disappointed, too, in the quality of games scheduled. WE HAVE concluded that a little less literary and editorial material in these spring issues might make the WEEKLY more readable. A GENERAL election of officers of "THE WEEKLY" company will be held next Friday. It is the duty of every share-holder to take part in it. THE LAST PROOF sheets of the catalog are in the hands of the publisher. By the latter part of next week the catalogs ought to be ready for distribution. THIS TERM has been a hard one for our business manager. Our prosperity depends upon the students and the merchants. If students refuse to subscribe and merchants will not advertise, how can we publish sixteen pages of reading matter? WE ARE in receipt of a copy of "Cap and Gown," a book of college verse compiled by F. L. Knowles. The publication is an artistic and finished product. "THE WEEKLY" by the way, contributes modestly to the volume. In his preferatory note Mr. Knowles makes some keen remarks about college verse. While it seldom pretends to the dignity of poetry, he thinks that college verse contains a great many genuine poetic touches. It is suited to the point of view of undergraduate days. In the work of collecting material for his book Mr. Knowles has made the following general observations: i. Among college people there is a lack of fondness for the sonnet and a lack of success in writing it. II. French forms of light verse are very popular,-the rondeau, the ballade and triolet. III. Purely sentimental verse is rarely written in women's colleges. College girls write in a reflective, moody strain, and are not so successful at humor as boys. 4 21 246 Kansas University Weekly. GREAT DISSATISFACTION has been expressed over the conduct of one of the judges in the Spring Oratorical Contest last Friday night. This man gave the winning orator, who in the minds of the audience as well as of the two other judges, was pre-eminently the best speaker of the evening, last place. That was, of course, his privilege, and no exceptions can be taken to it of itself. But observers state that this particular judge, when the successful orator, who came last on the program, began to speak, folded up his papers and paid no further attention. Inasmuch as he was supposed to judge on delivery this was in itself grossly unjust; but in addition to this his whole air was that of a man who had his mind entirely made up and did not intend to be turned from it. These circumstances, coupled with the low grade he gave the successful contestant and the high grade he gave an inferior one, cast grave suspicion upon the righteousness of his motives. A discrepancy between judges is to be expected, but not one of this magnitude on the part of one man against two, especially when the proper decision was so evident. It is not known what influenced the judge to so act toward this particular contestant, but such conduct on the part of a judge has a tendency to keep good men from entering these contests, and this lowers the standard of excellence. In the future let us have judges, as the other two were on this occasion, who will not let their prejudices or personal spite influence their decision. P. Lilqraqy. The Joly Tyme of May. "And as for me, thoog that I can but lyte, On bokes for to rede I me delyte, And to hem yeve I feyth and ful credence. And in myn herte have hem in reverence So hertely, that ther is game noon That fro my bokes maketh me to goon, But it be seldom, on the holy day; Save, certeynly, whan that the month of May Is comen, and that I hear the foules singe, And that the floures ginnen for to springe, Farwel my book and my devocioun! "Now have I swich a condicioun, That of all the floures in the mede, Than love I most these floures whyte and rede, Swiche as men callen daysies in our town. So hem have I so greet affeceoun, As I seyde lest, whan comen is the May, That in my bed ther daweth me no day That I nam up, and walking in the mede To seen this floure agein the sonne sprede, When hit upryseth erly by the morwe; That blisful sighte softneth al my sorwe, So glad am I whan that I have presence Of hit, to doon al maner reverence, As she, that is of alle floures flour, Fulfilled of al vertu and honour, And ever y-lyke fair, and fresh of hewe; And I love hit, and ever y-lyke newe, And ever shal, til that myn herte dye; Al swere I not, of this I wal not lye, Ther loved no wight hotter in his lyve." —Chaucer in The Legend of Good Women. Seraphima and the Cabbage. Seraphima was wandering listlessly about the yard, waiting for Dickon to come home from schooi. She had run through her whole category of amusements, and had even gone so far as to build a forbidden fire in the back yard, with which to roast a wriggling, squirming worm that she had found at the root of her Aunt's favorite rose bush. But her Aunt had swooped down upon her in righteous indignation, and Seraphima was left alone with only her thoughts for company. "I wisht Dickon'd come," she sighed. "I jes can't do nothin' th'out Dickon. Oh-h-h." She shook her tangled hair over her eyes, and clasped her hands upon her breast. Seraphima was in trouble—in fact she was never out of trouble excepting when she sat at her Aunt's knees on Sundays, and recited demurely the shorter catechism. 4 Kansas University Weekly. 247 "Ijes' wisht I could do somethin' for myself" Seraphima said. "I'm jes in trubble all the time. Me an'Auntie can't get along together, an'I guess I'll split kindlin's." With Seraphima, "splitting kindlings" was a sort of semi-religious ceremony that furnished an outlet for her angry passions without getting her into further trouble. She pulled a block of wood into an upright position, and siezing the hatchet with both her little hands, began operations. Whack, whack! a little chip flew off into the air. "Um," said Seraphima, smacking her lips, "that's Auntie." Again the hatchet came down with considerable force, and a larger chip fell from the block. Seraphima looked at it intently for some moments. "Well-I guess that's me," she said, dropping the hatchet, and skipping around the corner where she met Dickon coming up the path with a plump watermelon under his arm. "Oh Dickon; where did you get it?" shouted Seraphima so loudly that her Aunt came to the door to see what was the matter. "I—I hooked it," answered Dickon, winking as respectfully as possible at his Aunt. "Hooked it!" Seraphima's voice contained a dozen or more exclamation points. "Whuh, hooked it." "How?" "Silly! How'd you hook anything?" and Dickon turned on his heel and entered the kitchen thinking what a nuisance girls were anyway. Seraphima was possessed of a sudden idea; she must needs try the experiment of "hooking" for herself. With a comical little frown between her eyes, she walked demurely out to the vegetable garden behind the house. Not a watermelon was in sight, but surely a cabbage would do just as well. Crouching upon her hands and knees, and looking very much like a huge toad, Seraphima lowered her head and began bumping a cabbage with all her little might. The vegetable remained firm. Again and again Seraphima returned to the onslaught,and at last the cabbage wavered and toppled over. "Seraphima Emily Beatrice Kerkins! What under the sun are you doing?" called her Aunt from the window. Seraphima arose and held the cabbage out at arm's length. "Auntie," she said proudly, "I hooked it." E.A.H. --- From the Life of Sarah Jane. Sarah Jane was thirteen. She sat on the back steps of the dreary, dingy frame house. She was looking earnestly at something. The something, I grieve to confess, was a piece of a broken mirror. But, alas, poor Sarah Jane! The picture the mirror showed her was sufficient punishment for her youthful folly and, was itself, if one could judge by her mournful expression, the surest cure for vanity that might linger in the child's mind. She saw a round, sunburned face, plentifully sprinkled with freckles, particularly abundant across the nose, a mouth, oh, so much larger than there was any need for, a mop of hair that never would stay where it was put, and was so faded by long exposure to summer sunshine that it was impossible to tell which of the several shades of brown belonged to it by nature. "It just gets worse and worse! If I only just had one pretty thing!" sighed poor Sarah Jane. "Sarry Jane, Sarry Jane," called her mother from the kitchen, "come here and see what I've got for ye." The little girl hastily pushed her mirror under the edge of the steps and ran into the house. "See what ye're Uncle John's sent ye for ye're birthday," said the mother. With trembling fingers, the child unwrapped the long bundle and drew from the paper coverings a doll which must have come straight from Paris, she looked so gorgeous and so entirely out of place in the plain, bare kitchen. "Well now," exclaimed Sarah Jane's mother, "don't that make ye proud? And I'm right glad ye're uncle thought on't, ye've been a wantin' one so for two years and more. It's a heap better though, than as if ye'd had it before. The baby's big enough to give ye some peace a playin' 248 Kansas University Weekly. with it now. Ye'd had hard work to a kept him from tearin' it up a year or so ago." And the the woman fingered the doll's dainty garments and smoothed the flaxen curls with her brown, work-hardened hand and her worn face lighted with pleasure at the beauty of the child's gift. It was well that her attention was so fully absorbed by Miss Dolly and that just then, she was called away and Sarah Jane was left alone with her birthday present. It was a wonderful doll, the most beautiful one she had seen but, yes, there was no doubt about the two bright drops that fell upon dolly's silken gown being tears and they came from Sarah Jane's eyes. She was crying over her doll. She was a good little girl and knew that she ought to be grateful for the gift. She wanted to be, but O dear! what her mother had said was true. She had longed for a doll once. With such a beauty as this she would have been the happiest child in the world two years ago. She could have loved it, when she was twelve. But now! The baby had grown, as her mother had said, but alas, so had Sarah Jane. She was thirteen and the finest gift she had ever had was only a disappointment, because it had come too late. $$ \* \* \* \* \* $$ Sarah Jane was forty,—an old woman, she thought as she looked into her mirror that bright September afternoon. But the face that looked out from the glass did not seem so very old after all. It was a face well worth a second glance, for it was calm, strong, sweet and sensible. There was not one freckle to be found now, there was hardly a wrinkle unless one looked very closely. There was just a little look of weariness in the eyes,—grey eyes now, but how can one be forty and not bear some sign of the years? Sarah Jane turned from the mirror with a sigh, surely not because the picture she saw displeased but because, modest woman that she was, she saw the comeliness that would have meant so much more once than it could ever mean now. On her little parlor table she found a bunch of magnificent roses. Had some one remembered her birthday, now, when she was forty? She took up the note which lay by the flowers, opened it and glanced at the signature. Frederick Mills—she knew him well. It was more than a year since he came back, a very successful man, people said. She had seen him often but he had never written before. She sat down and read the note. She read it again, and yet again. Then she sat very still, thinking, thinking of the cheerless girlhood of hard work that had given no time for youthful pleasures or girlish friendships, and of the girl who had been too plain and awkward to take any great part in the few frolics that fell to her lot and too shy to make friends among those who came her way. She remembered the few, the very few times that Fred Mills had sat in the cheerless "front room" with this same shy, homely girl who could do scarcely more than stammer and blush to entertain him. No wonder he had not come oftener. Then she thought of her young womanhood, of the time when changes had come, and she had first realized the possibility of planning and living her own life in her own way, of the opportunities long deferred, but finally accepted and improved, of the days and years spent in becoming what she was to-day, a busy, useful, contented woman. And this was her first love letter, her very first, and she was forty. Of course there was but one answer to send now, it might have been different even ten years ago. She was a foolish old woman, perhaps, but she would keep her—her love letter just because it was her first and only one. Two bright drops fell upon the paper as she took from the table one of the largest and most perfect of the roses. Then she went to her desk, to a little drawer that was not often opened, and in it she placed the letter and the rose. Of course, it was quite by chance that the white paper with the crimson petals pressed against it, lay upon the flaxen hair of a doll, her birthday gift when she was thirteen. MARY E. FROST. Prof. Munsterberg, the leading experimental psychologist of Germany, has accepted the chair of Psychology at Harvard. Ariel. Kansas University Weekly. 249 Locals. Miss Sutliff's mother is very ill. Jack Crooks spent several days in Baldwin. W. H. Sanford is in Kansas City for a few days. Ed Housh and Frank Swett are newly pledged Betas. The Phi Gams are wearing colors for Frank Housh. A. R. Krehbiel visited his brother Fred last Tuesday. Miss Dunlap of Kansas City is the guest of Miss Lucy Van Hoesen. The Freshman party has been postponed to Friday evening May 14th. Miss Norma Knight of Kansas City is the guest of Miss Clara Lynn. Claude Kinney of Ottawa was the guest of Lawrence friends Tuesday. There are fewer students in the library since the approach of warm weather. Prof. Williston took several pictures of the crowd on Blue Mound last Saturday. The Ottawa base ball team left for St. Mary's Tuesday night where they played the next day. J. W. Green and wife will entertain the Pi Phis and their gentlemen friends Friday evening May 14th. Willis Henderson attended the commencement exercises and Alumni banquet of the Iola High School. The annual field meet took place yesterday afternoon; a full account of it will be given in next week's issue. Wilfred Withington was compelled to be absent from the library several days this week on account of sickness. L. E. Watson has completed his studies at the University and left Wednesday afternoon for his home in Emporia. He expects to obtain a position in Colorado soon. On account of the field meet there were no classes yesterday afternoon. The Mutes from Olathe are anxious to play K. U. They defeated the Baldwin nine by a score of 12 to 7 last Saturday. A new fraternity will soon make its appearance at the University. Arrangements to that effect have nearly been completed. The members of the German club were in attendance at the picnic Saturday. Prof. Carruth and wife were guests of the club. A young lady member of the Freshman Chemistry class greatly surprised the young man who dispenses chemicals to those at work in the laboratory by a request for "alimony." She was given antimony. Another change has been made in the lecture course. Col. Copeland will not be here and Bishop Vincent has been secured to fill the vacancy. The date has not been definitely determined upon but will be in the near future. The Auditing committee and the committee on Buildings of the Board of Regents were in session Wednesday and Thursday. The latter committee are receiving the bids of contractors for building walks between the different buildings. The last issue of The Nation contains an article on "Jefferson and the Tax on Knowledge" written by Prof. Wm. McDonald of Bowdoin college. Prof. McDonald at one time was a member of the faculty of the Fine Arts school of Kansas University. A mass meeting of the students and faculty was held in the chapel Thursday noon. Chancellor Snow made a speech in regard to the Kansas-Nebraska debate, emphasizing its importance and urging a large attendance. He also read a communication from Missouri University advocating a debate between the two universities at the time and place of the annual foot-ball game. 250 Kansas University Weekly. The Sophomore spread takes place this evening at Frazier hall. Mrs. Wilcox will lead the Y.W.C.A.meetmeeting next Tuesday at 5 o'clock. The Sigma Xi met at Prof. Marvin's Monday night. Miss Bessie Grow was initiated. Miss Grow and Prof. Marvin presented papers. The Misses Harrison and Wilder, instructors in the Kansas City High school, were on the hill Friday, the guests of Miss Gillham. Mr. Clyde Miller and Mr. Harold Smith accompanied the ball team to Columbia. They attended the interstate oratorical contest Thursday night and were entertained during their visit at the Beta chapter house. The address which was to have been delivered by Chancellor McLean to the members of the Christian Associations of the University on the 25th of last month will be given in the chapel next Sunday night. Excellent music will be rendered and a large attendance of students is expected. B. B. Brown left Tuesday for Wyoming, where he will spend the summer in the employ of the American Museum of New York City. He has completed the Arts course in the University in which he took special work in paleontology. The expedition which is under his charge, is working to complete the Jurassic field of Wyoming. Miss Mary F. Winston, of St. Joseph, Mo., spent Saturday and Sunday with Prof. and Mrs. Bailey. Miss Winston holds the degree of doctor of philosophy from the university of Goettingen. She passed the examinations in mathematics last summer magna cum laude. Many members of the faculty met Miss Winston and all were pleased with the "fraulein doctor." An Enjoyable Outing. The excursion of the Country club to Blue Mound last Saturday was by far the most successful one yet undertaken by that club. The attendance was large, some making the trip to the Mound by rail, some on bicycles, others in carriages, and a great many by walking. At noon lunch was served at the summit, hot coffee being furnished all by Prof. Sayre. The afternoon was spent in games, base ball being the chief amusement. Late in the afternoon the return trip was made by the picnickers who were, perhaps, a trifle fatigued but thoroughly satisfied with the day's enjoyment. Much credit is due Prof. Templin for the success of the enterprise. The Theta Party. The members of the Kappa Alpha Theta fraternity entertained their friends last Friday night at Pythian hall. Although there was a large number present the floor was not too crowded and this together with the cool breezes and the inspiring strains of Zimmerschild's orchestra, of Kansas City, made the dancing doubly enjoyable. The decorations consisted entirely of flowers of which there was a profusion. The chandeliers were entwined with bunches of lilacs which suffused a delicately pleasing scent throughout the hall. Ices served from a booth in the gallery were the refreshments. There were many out-of-town guests among them being the Misses Knight, Dunlap, and Lee, the Messrs. Kingsly and Dunlap, and Mrs. Lynn, of Kansas City; Miss May Davis, Mr. Joe Morgan, and Mrs. Shellabarger of Topeka; and Mr. G. A. Hagar of St. Louis. Barb Annual. Last Saturday night one of the gayest balls of the year was given in Pythian Hall by the Barbs of the University. It was to be the final ball of the season and it seemed as if all the gaity of the months to intervene between this and the opening ball of next year had been collecting and had broken forth in one evening's entertainment. The chandeliers and gallery were handsomely draped with the old University colors, sky blue and corn yellow. The windows were filled with Marguerites and other potted plants and from behind banks of palms and flowers Buch's Orchestra furnished the music for the evening. There were more than forty couples present. Ices and punch were served in the gallery. The occasion was a gay one Kansas University Weekly. 251 and one which will long be remembered by those who were present. Chapel Notes. Mr. Gilbert sang a solo last Friday. Prof. Sayre has led this week. The subject Monday was the necessity of taking time for reflection occasionally; Tuesday, the impatience of reformers and the necessity of going slowly in good works; Wednesday, the silent influence of a man who quietly but firmly does the right; Thursday, the relation of sound thinking to right action. Regent Sams attended chapel Thursday morning. The Adelphic Society. Last Saturday night, the Adelphic presented its usual excellent program. The debate, on the subject of the Law of Retainder, was of exceptional interest, and the gentlemen, Messrs. Gates, Hammers, Folks and Hayden, spoke logically and to the point. Miss Whitaker played a piano solo, kindly responding to an enthusiastic encore, with a brilliant selection, admirably executed. Mr. Hansman's "Adelphic Oracle" was greatly enjoyed, and contained several tid-bits of philosophy and wit. The president-elect, Mr. Hester, on taking the chair, made a few remarks on the use and abuse of parlimentary rules. From the dignity and decision shown by Mr. Hester during the evening, the Adelphic feels that it has chosen nicely in selecting him for President. The Society is doing good work, the members are enthusiastic, and the lethargy of Spring and approaching Commencement seems to make no inroads on its strength. Oratorical Contest. The annual Spring Oratorical Contest was held last Friday evening, April 30th. Very little interest was taken in the contest by outsiders and there was a very small attendance, about seventy-five all told. The effect of the small crowd was evident on the speakers, who were cold and constrained, and could not get warmed up to their subjects. The contestants with their orations were: George O. Foster, "Since the Shackles were removed;" Geo.E. Potter, "Municipal Reform;" Miss Hessie M. Reid, "One Phase of Missionary Work;" Walter A. Layton, "The True Worth of Personality;" and P. S. Elliott, "Liberty and Law." The last speaker on the program, Mr. P. S. Elliott, was declared the winner by the decision of the judges. Such a decision was expected by the audience and was satisfactory to all. Association of Collegiate Alumnae. The annual spring meeting of the Kansas City Branch of the Association of Collegiate Alumnae was held in the parlors of the First Congregational Church of Kansas City on Saturday, May 1. Mrs. Ida B. Mosher, Oberlin,'80, who has been the very efficient president of this Branch since its organization, was compelled on account of ill health to resign the position, and Miss Ethel B. Allen, U. of K.,'82, was elected president. After the business meeting, Miss Maddocks, of Washburn College, Topeka, entertained those present by a pleasant talk on student life among the women of Chicago University. Luncheon was then served, through the hospitality of the Kansas City members, and the twenty women who sat down to it enjoyed a dainty repast and an hour of pleasant conversation. Those who attended from Lawrence were Misses Carrie M. Watson, Agnes Emery, Edith Clarke, and Clara Gillham. The next meeting of the Branch will be held in Lawrence in October, on the invitation of Miss Emery, who will entertain them, Dr. Franklin in South America. The characteristics which made Dr. Franklin so valuable to the University, and which made everyone his friend, seem to be in full play in his new field—a mining camp in far away Costa Rica. F.O.Popenoe, of Topeka, who is treasurer of the mining company and who is in Costa Rica, writes to a friend in Lawrence: "It was a great piece of good fortune when we succeeded in securing Professor Franklin for our Chemist. He not only has the highest 252 Kansas University Weekly. class of ability, but is every inch a man. What more can I say? When he reached the mine our mill had not yet started, and every effort was being made to complete its erection and to start the wheels. He took in the situation at a glance, got on some rough clothes, and from that time on was everywhere and everything. From the assay forge he would make a quick change to the dynamo and where the electrician of the mine failed, he succeeded. Half an hour later he would be found perched on the shafting, lacing a belt or regulating a gearing; back to the assay house; planing a board; adjusting the "tables," helping at the steam pump, the pipe line, the ore crusher--everything. In the evening he would tune up on his cornet, and once in the morning, when the cook was sick, he made biscuits. And the biscuits, as everything else he undertook, were well made. With all his other work he has found time to get some good pictures with his camera and I have about forty good plates to bring home. He gives character to everything—he is a brick." Pharmacy Building. The senior class had their pictures taken one day this week. Prof. Sayre has invited the Seniors to his home Saturday evening to meet some distinguished guests who are visiting him from Kansas City. Prof. Sayre addressed the Chemical Seminary last Monday afternoon on the subject of "Pre-digested Foods." He is well acquainted with the preparations on the market sold as digested foods as well as with the men who make them, and gave a very interesting and instructive talk. Prof. Bailey is spending a day or two visiting the Cement and Plaster Mills at Longford, Dillon and Hope. He is collecting samples for some work he is doing along that line. The senior class in Pharmacy has permitted the Druggists Circular of New York to print all their Theses this term. In return the Circular has sent each one of the Senior a year's subscription to the paper. The base ball team from the Pharmics and Preparatory Medical students played the High School team Thursday afternoon. The Prize Essay. Those who propose contesting for the prize offered by Miss Brown for the best essay on "The Moral of The Tempest" are requested to hand their essays to Mr. Alfred Whitman on or before Saturday the 15th inst. The name of writer must be put in a sealed envelope and left with the essay一it will not be opened until after the award is made. The names of the judges will be announced next week. Athletic Notes. Kansas won from Missouri by a score of 8 to o, in the game at Columbia last Thursday. The K. U. team played an errorless game. The annual field meet was held at the south side track last Friday. The events were closely contested. The results will be given next week. The great game of the season next Friday afternoon—Seniors vs Faculty. None but full and associate professors are to play. Funny remarks will be too numerous to mention. Class games scheduled for last week will be played this week. The regular team left for Columbia, Mo., last Wednesday. They played three games: M. S. vs K. U. May 6, at Columbia; Westminster College vs K. U. May 7, at Columbia; Wm. Jewell vs K. U. May 8, at Liberty. Upon their return from Missouri K. U. meets Washburn at Topeka on May 14, and returns home to play Manhattan on McCook field Saturday, May 15. The home games thus far have been good ones, and have been fairly well patronized. But there are many reasons why the Manhattan game should bring out the largest crowd of the season. Our team is playing gilt edged ball and deserves support. This is the next to the last game of the season. A special invitation is extended to every professor and student of K. U. to come out and spend two-bits. K. U. won from the strong St. Mary's team in the game at St. Marys last Saturday. It Kansas University Weekly. 253 brought great sorrow to St. Marys, as it was the only game lost by that team on their home grounds in seven years. The score was 7 to 4. Stanley pitched the game. OTTAWA VS K. U. Can Ottawa play ball? Well, I guess "nit!" The 'Varsity won from the Ottawa aggregation hands down" in the game played on McCook field last Tuesday. It was an ideal base ball day and the grounds were in splendid shape. The game was marked by several brilliant plays. Housh's neat stop of Wilbur's sharp hit to the infield was the prettiest play of the season. K. U. had her batting clothes on and landed on the ball at the proper time. Barnett's error on Housh's hard drive to left field brought in four runs in the fifth inning, thus cinching the game for the 'Varsity. Peters pitched a very creditable game up to the seventh inning when Stanley went in. The infield play of the home team was sharp at all times. For the visitors, Wilbur, at short, did some very clever work, while Wilbur, Tracy and Mitchell made a very neat double play. The score: OTTAWA. AB R SB PO A E Tracy, 2d. 5 2 I I I O Barnett, rf. 5 0 2 2 O O Vance, p. 5 0 I 3 2 O Eby, cf. 5 1 2 2 O O E. Davis, c. 5 0 I O 2 Mitchell, 1b. 5 2 O 8 O 2 Wilbur, ss. 5 0 O O 3 2 C. Barnett, lf. 4 1 I 3 I I C. Davis, 3b. 4 1 O I I O Double play, 1, bases on balls, 8; struck out, 8; left on bases, 3. KANSAS. AB R SB PO A E Sherman, cf. 6 3 2 I I I Todd, ss. 6 3 2 I 3 I Swett, 1b. 6 4 1 12 O O Housh, 2b. 6 4 3 I 5 I Curry, c. 6 1 1 I 2 O Blackshere, 3b. 5 2 3 2 I O Griggs, lf. 6 1 I O O O Peters, p. 5 3 I O O O Stanley, rf and p. 4 0 I I I O Bases on balls, 10; struck out, 3; left on bases, 3. Ottawa 1 1 0 0 0 2 0 1 2—7 Kansas 2 2 2 1 5 0 0 9 0—21 Vance struck out 3. Peters struck out 5, Stanley 3. School of Fine Arts. Prof. Penny went to Ottawa last Wednesday. Invitations are out for the first two recitals, Miss Skofstad's May 13th, and Miss Spaulding's May 15th. Each Senior is issuing four hundred invitations. Many are regretting that Music Hall is not larger. The fifteenth recital was given last Wednesday. There will probably be one more of these afternoon recitals. It is an appaeciated fact that they have been better attended this year than ever before. The large audience is a stimulant to the student for harder work. The Euterpe club held its final program meeting for the year Saturday afternoon at the home of Miss Starr. The attendance was good although there were a few absentees. However, they were punished in that they missed a delightful meeting for Miss Starr had surprises in store. After an enjoyable program refreshments were served and then a souvenir calendar presented to each member by the hostess which were much appreciated as a remembrance of many pleasant gatherings held by the club. Although the regular meetings have ceased the the club has by no means disbanded and further plans are being made for this year. A hearty vote of thanks was tendered Miss Starr for her entertainment. Underwear. No other house in town can show such values or variety in styles in underwear. W. Bromelsick. 254 Kansas University Weekly. Notes from the College World. The Reveille a weekly publication from Louisiana state University was received last week for the first time among our exchanges. Athletic teams representing California state University is planning to go east this spring to compete in spring games of some of the Eastern colleges. The Greek students in the University of Athens have issued an address to the universities of America asking for their "moral support and assistance in the struggle between Greece and the European powers."—Yale Daily News. Mrs. Jane Stanford has taken out a life insurance policy for $1,000,000 in favor of Leland Stanford University, the annual premium on which is $170,000. She is in her seventy-second year, and under the terms of the agreement with the company, $2,000,000 is to be paid to the University if she lives beyond ten years. Oberlin Review. The University of Illinois has recently suffered severe financial loss through being involved to the extent of $823,000 in the failure of the Globe Bank, of Chicago. - Oberlin Review. We are closing out our stock of stationary at cost.Call and see the bargains you can get. J. S. BOUGHTON, 1029 Mass. street. We have the latest styles in collars, stand up or lay down. BOSTON STORE. Copying on typewriter, M. F. Laycock. Goodnight will give you a dozen good photographs for $1. Call and see him. He will give you first-class work at low prices. Robt. Edmondson will do your shoe repairing at No. 11 East Warren street. Base ball and Tennis goods at Smith's News Stand. Students get your shoes repaired at Lindsay's. First door north of Tiptons Barber Shop. The summer underwear to be had at the Boston Store is just what you want. Doing Good. We can do you good, if you will favor us with your trade. There are perhaps, attending the University, young ladies who may think that they can't get any thing good enough, or stylish enough in this house. It is because you don't know us. You can find practically any thing in our store that you can in Kansas City—with prices much less here. Take our Glove stock, our Ribbon or Cheffon, Ruschings and Collar, our Lace stock, our Silks and Dress Goods; they are not excelled any where in the west; certainly not equalled in the State. We will be glad to prove our assertion; glad if you will call and see our beautiful Organdies, plain and fancy, and other goods suitable for graduation and parties. GEO. INNES. Crash suits worth $5.00 for $3.50 at the Boston Store. Students can have their negatives taken by Mrs. Shane at the Old Home gallery near the river, or by J.B.Shane at the Iron Clad on south Massachusetts street.Work will be satisfactory in either case. The Tipton Barber Shop and Bath Rooms. Stewart & Wagner, Proprietors. 838 Massachusetts Street. Just what you want: those gymnasium suits sold at Smith's News stand. Single or double breasted Blue Serge, round or square cut coat and vests at the Boston STORE. ASK ... SHEARER & CO. Why this is not an ad. They are the fellows who have PINS, NEEDLES and what you want. Kansas University Weekly. 255 Give your shorthand and type-writing work to Miss Kate S. Soule, 1105 Mass. St. J. M. JONES, GROCERIES AND MEATS, Special Rates to Clubs. 706 Mass. St. Telephone 111. Winship Teachers Agency (New England Bureau of Education) 3rd. Somerset St. Boston. Oldest, and most reliable in New England. One fee registers in both offices H. C, FELLOW, Western Manager. TOPEKA, KANS., WHO GOT YOUR REDUCTION HO WILL YOU SUPPORT Shirts 8 cts, Cuffs 4 cts, Collars 2 cts. EMPORIA STEAM LAUNDRY. E.B.SIERER. FAXON THE SHOE MAN Solicits The Shoe Trade of the town. For your SPRING CLOTHING and HATS see ... M. J. SKOFSTED, As he has special bargains to offer you. 824 MASS. STREET. KLOCK'S RESTAURANT, HEADQUARTERS FOR STUDENTS. BOARD per week $2.50, MEAL TICKETS $3. LUNCH COUNTER. GIVE ME A TRIAL. 816 MASS. STREET. CULVER'S ... CASH GROCERY, 639 MASS. ST. The Club Grocery of the City. STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS IN EVERY WAY. TELEPHONE 77. ... CASH GROCERY, 639 MASS. ST. AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES. 639 MASS. ST. K. S. U. Bouquet, The most delicate, fragrant and lasting perfume on the market. For sale only at Barber Bros., Drug Store. Students, save a dollar by having your picture taken at Goodnight's gallery. You can get a dozen first-class cabinets for $2. Go to Smith's News Stand for your canes, late periodicals, etc. Hawthorne Truly Says: "These railroads are positively the greatest blessings that the ages have wrought out for us. They give us wings; they annihilate the toil and dust of pilgrimage; they spiritualize travel! Transition being so facile, what can be any man's inducement to tarry in one spot? Why should he make himself a prisoner for life in brick, and stone, and old, worm-eaten timber, when he may just as easily dwell wherever the beautiful shall offer him a home?" The magnificent trains of the Santa Fe Route offer a facile transition to many beautiful spots in Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona aud California. Free descriptive literature. W.J.Black,G.P.A.,A.T. & S.F.Ry., Topeka, Kas. We will show a good line of Spring Boots and Shoes. AT PRICES TO MASON'S. "Old Hickory" Bicycles. --- Continuous Laminated Frame. "It's Springy, yet has no Springs." Twice as Strong as other Wheels. None like it! None equal it! ERWIN H. EBERHARDT, AGENT. At Bell's Music Store. SOLD ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN. A PLAIN ARGUMENT. Standard Guage - - Tubing. - Actual Size. LOOK IN THIS END . . AND.. THEN AT THIS. Cross Section of Our Main Frame. Actual Size. VOL. XIV. NO. 34. MARSHALL'S NEW WOODEN PIANO. IN LOVE WITH THE MASTER, A PIANO IN WOODEN WORKS BY JOHN HOLMES, AND COPPER BOOK. BY JOHN HOLMES. 'OLIN BELL, Shaw Pianos, Bay State Russell Pianos, Washburn Other First Class Pianos. Schwarzer PIANOS TO RENT. Easy Payments if desired. Mandolins and Guitars. Special Prices to K. U. Students. 'OLIN BELL, LAWRENCE, Ks. 2 Point YOUR ORDERS FOR Football and Athletic Goods ...AT... Schmelzer Arms Co. The largest and cheapest Sporting Goods House in the West. 710-712 and 714 Main Street, KANSAS CITY, MO. Wm. Wiedemann 米 Oyster Parlor. 米 Fine Confections. The Wilder Bros. Shirt Co. O SHIRT MAKERS ---- AND ---- GENT'S FURNISHING. Rules for self measurement and samples sent on application. All measures registered Our laundry work is not surpassed in the West. O SIMPSON & KELLEY. University Solicitors. 1027 MASS. STREET. STAR BAKERY, HENRY GERHARD & BRO., PROP'S. WE SOLICIT THE PATRONAGE OF THE PEOPLE. . . CHAS. HESS, MEAT MARKET. Choice Fresh and Salt Meats 941 MASS. ST Always on hand ... Telephone 14... DONNELLY BROTHERS. LIVERY, FEED & HACK STABLES Corner New Hampshire & Winthrop Sts. Telephone No. 100. WILLIS THE PHOTOGRAPHER 933 Mass. Street. CIGARS, PIPES, TOBACCO, PLAYING CARDS. Brooks, 825 Mass. St. GOOD BOATING.. is within the reach of every K. U. student. The prices are reasonable, the boats clean and perfectly safe. See us at the BOAT HOUSE. SPECIAL SALE... for next week. All of our spring styles of teck, four.in-hand, string and bow ties, all the newest designs right from the makers at 23cts. You must see them. THE HUB. New Guyer... HATS Brown or Black ABE LEVY AGENT. $3.00 Abe Levy's. at WOOLF BROS. LAUDRY GO. LAUNDRY GO. WILL McMURRAY, Solicitor. Goods called for and delivered. BEAL & GODDING KEEP THE POPULAR LIVERY STABLE. Telephone 139. McClure & Simpson. OUR AIM: The Best Quality at Cheapest Prices Special attention to club trade. 1023 MASS. ST. TELEPHONE 15. W. W. SAVAGE, Successor to KIRBY & HILL, Will gladly furnish anything you want in FINE AND STAPLE GROCERIES. 1300 Massachusetts Street. TYPEWRITING----716 Miss. Strete. CONSOLIDATED BARB WIRE CO. PLAIN WIRE, BARB WIRE, WIRE NAILS, BALE TIES, LAWRENCE. KAS. Suits made to order, as low as the lowest. and no snob work done at MCCONNELL'S. Who can think of some simple thing to patent? Wanted-An Idea STUDENTS' SHOEMAKER, JAS. E. EDMONDSON, 915 Mass. St. Go to the Old Reliable Protect your ideas; they may bring about patient! Write JOHN WEDDERBURN & CO., Patent Attorneys, Washington, D. C., for their $1,800 prize offer and new list of one thousand inventions wanted. FIRE LIFE FOR RELIABLE INSURANCE Go to A. L. SELIG. TORNADO ACCIDENT COONROD & SMITH BUSINESS COLLEGES Four schools under one management summer. Work is practical and complete Kansas City, Mo.; St. Joseph, Mo.; Atchison, Kas.; Lawrence, Kas Students may enroll at any time. School is in session throughout the BUSINESS SHORTWARD BUSINESS, SHORTHAND, PENMANSHIP AND ENGLISH COURSES. Handsome catalogue giving full information mailed free upon application at either school. Address COONROD & SMITH ARAUTNA PER ASPENA Vol. IV. --- No.15. May 15, 1897. The Kansas University WEEKLY. The only official and authorized weekly publication at the University of Kansas. JOURNAL PRINTING CO. LAWSNODE. W. S. BUNN, M. D. ALFRED HULTNER. B.S.M.D. DRS. BUNN & HULTNER, Physicians and Surgeons. Office: Merchants Bank Building. First Floor. Telephone 195. Lawrence, Kansas. F. D. MORSE, M. D. Residence, 1041 Tenn. Street. Office, over Woodward's Drug Store. PROF. SAMUELS, The Great Occulist. 606 Kansas Ave., Topeka, Kansas. Persons having trouble with their eyes will do well to consult him. A. W. CLARK, M. D., (Harvard '84.) PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Residence 1224 Tennessee Street. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. A. J. ANDERSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office and residence 717 Vermont St. Tele.124. C. E. ESTERLY, DENTIST. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. EDWARD BUMGARDNER, M. D., D. D. S. ∴ ∴ DENTIST ∴ ∴ 809 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. HAROLD McCRORY, D. D. S., SURGEON DENTIST. Office over Faxon's Shoe Store. A. GIFFORD, M. D., ASSISTANT SURGEON OF U. P. R. R. Office 917 Mess. Street. Telephone No. 24 Residence 116 Quincy Street. Lawrence, Kansas. W WH O GOT YOUR REDUCTION HO WILL YOU SUPPORT ? Shirts 8 cts, Cuffs 4 cts, Collars 2 cts. EMPORIA STEAM LAUNDRY. E.B.SIERER. DAVIES, THE STUDENTS TAILOR. A full line of spring suitings just receivd. Call and see him before investing. At the old stand. Zuttermeister's is the place for Confections Soda and Ice Cream. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK. Capital, $150,000. Surplus, 15,000. A general banking business transacted. Exchange on all principal cities of the world. - - DIRECTORS: - as manufacturers, we offer styles and prices unobtainable elsewhere. Send for samples and prices. J. B. WATKINS, President, C. A. HILL, Vice President, PAUL R. BROOKS, Cashier. W. E. HAZEN, Asst. Cashier. JACOB HOUSE, J. L. JONES, ALBERT HERNING. CLASS PINS In new '97 designs made exclusively by us in solid gold $1.50 and up. Designs and estimates submitted. COMMENCEMENT INVITATIONS JACCARD'S, 1034 Main Street, Kansas City, Mo. LAWRENCE NATIONAL BANK. UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY. CAPITAL, $100,000. Does a general banking business and issues bills of exchange on all the principal cities of Europe. J. D. Bowersock, R. W. Sparr, President. Vice President. Walter L. Howe, H. E. Benson, Cashier. 2nd Vice President. DIRECTORS: DIRECTORS: ... J. D. Bowersock, R.W.Sparr, F.W.Barteldes H. L. Moore, F.A.Bailey, H.S.Hall J. H. Glathart, A.Henley, W.R. Williams The Kansas University Weekly. VOL. IV. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MAY 15, 1897. No.15. Editor-in-Chief. HAROLD W. SMITH, Associate: RICHARD R. PRICE. Literary Editor: WALTER H. SANFORD. Associates: L. HEIL, PAULINE LEWELLING, ETHEL HICKEY, Local Editor: CARL L. COOPER. Associates: ARCHIE HOGG, - - - - - Alumni. PERCY PARROTT, - - - Snow Hall. WM. H. CLARK, - - Exchanges. DAISY STARR, - School of Fine Arts. CLARENCE SPELLMAN. - Law. WILL McMURRAY, - Athletics. H. E. DAVIES, - Pharmacy. ALVAH SOUDER, C. A. ROHRER. - Arts. Managing Editor. C. E. ROSE. Associate: TOM CHARLES. Shares in the Weekly one dollar each. Every student and instructor may purchase one share upon application to the Treasurer, Charles A. Wagner or the secretary, Percy J. Parrott. Subscription 50 cents per annum in advance. Address all business communications to C. E. Rose, Lawrence, Kansas. Official Organ of the Kansas College Press Association. Entered at the Lawrence postoffice as second class matter. THIS HAS been a year of victories for Kansas University. An Inter-state contest seems to call out our best talent. The recent Nebraska —Kansas debate was a gratifying test of our THIS HAS been a year of victories for Kansas University. An Inter-state contest seems to call out our best talent. The recent Nebraska —Kansas debate was a gratifying test of our ability. LAWRENCE is certainly a typical college town. The loveliness of her Spring constrains this observation. FOR a complete logical analysis of the Nebraska-Kansas debate apply to the Advanced English Composition class. OUR PROFESSORS think that base ball is a great sport for amateurs; but, a moderate participation therein,—say once a year,—seems to satisfy them. THE PRESENT work of our department of sociology is uniquely practical. The advanced class is truly "graduate" in its methods,—the chief of which is individual research. THE FEATURE of the new catalog is the publication of our Graduate School curriculum. A Graduate school was authorized at the last meeting of the board of regents and already has been established. It ought to attract many students next year and soon become as important and popular at Kansas University as are graduate departments elsewhere. Many eastern colleges have made the graduate school idea all inclusive, and, probably, would sink into comparative insignificance were it not for the excellence of their post-graduate equipments. In the inauguration of our new school we are about to realize our fondest hopes. We trust that next year's attendance may warrant, nay, more—necessitate more perfect organization in our graduate department. ONCE MORE we have downed Missouri in athletics. The Missouri-Kansas base ball match was a beautiful exhibition of team work. Our boys played an errorless game, and besides conducted themselves so well during the play as 262 Kansas University Weekly. well as at other times, that they ingratiated themselves with the Missouri University people leaving a creditable impression both for good ball playing and for general agreeableness. Throughout the game a spirit of good nature and kindly feeling was manifest; and although the Missourians were hard loosers their asperity was tempered with genuine respect for our athletic skill and our manly conduct. Mr. Fletcher is to be especially commended for his capable management of the team. He has worked under many difficulties, not the least of which were the discouraging comments of petty croakers. The result of the Columbia game bespeaks his competency and ought to insure him general approbation. Among the individual players perfect harmony now exists; all differences have been adjusted, and downright ball playing is made possible at last. One more inter-state victory, and the excellence of the '97ball team will become college tradition. Lilqraqy. "Chapter XX." But I've been so interested in describing the wedding that I almost forgot something that is of a good deal of importance—to me—and about which I must tell you. You won't believe I could forget it when you hear what it is, but really it seems of so little moment now—as if I had always known it—that I do forget it half the time. In most of the novels and stories "for the edification of youth," when, along past the middle of the book, the plot gets inextricably tangled, there comes in a pathetic scene in which one of the characters dies. It generally comes about chapter twentieth, and is always very affecting, although you are frequently glad in a subdued sort of manner for it clears the way for the hero and heroine and after that they "all live happily ever after." Well, in the story of our lives which we have been working out, the Great Author pursues somewhat the same plan. We are entering now upon the twentieth chapter. And the character which has been selected to be the centerpiece in this moving tableaux is my honorable self. Now Frank, please don't be surprised. You know you never really expected to see me live to be a sober, middle-aged woman. You didn't think of my dying, of course, but rather I would disappear, and if I were sober and middle-aged you'd never know it. But, you see, the world is too small. I can't disappear with any certainty of remaining unseen. You'd be sure to run against me, nervous and dowdy and respectable, at a watering place or keeping a highly convenient, and untidy "Bicycler's Inn" where you needs must stop when you went out on a summer tour. So you will readily perceive that the other way is much the best. No, I'm not joking this time, it's really decided. About a month ago I developed a nice little hacking cough and one fine day after an over-exertion—but the details are probably not interesting to you, and besides I believe I have forgotten them myself. Suffice it to say that the grave and reverend lights of the medical profession—(it never occurred to me before, but what a good epithet that is for a physician, "a grave light!") anyhow, all the doctors here have decided that I have consumption and can last at the farthest only until spring. Isn't it exquisitely ridiculous? That really is the only way it affects me. Now about a year ago I was wild to die and get out of it all, but just as I have reconciled myself to living and leading a placid and commonplace existence in the most contented manner I am presented with the gift I have given over desiring. It reminds me of nothing so much as the time Uncle Ross offered me a year in Italy after the sickness in which Kansas University Weekly. 263 lost my voice. It was only my long training in appreciating the joke on myself that saved me when the dear old gentleman said: "He never did think that Josephine meant much by her nonsense of wanting to be a singer and this proved it." Of course, we couldn't tell him that it was through his Minnie's disobedience I took the disease, and it grew to a screaming farce when he insisted that I sing to him with my scrap of a croak remaining. But the child had never been taught to obey so what could one expect; and also she suffered with us. Oh well! Will you pardon me if I talk a good deal about myself and be patient if I write you an unconscionably long letter? The valedictory is usually of some length I believe, and so this only follows established usage. It's a curious fact that into my life have come "windfalls" which if they had been only a few days sooner might have entirely altered it for the good, I think, but which coming tardy as they do have almost no influence. I read somewhere concerning genius, "What matter if Nature spoil a thousand making one of these." Which is comforting to the thousand. I think I must be about No. 963. Nature has yet to fit circumstances together well enough to let the creation develop. She arranged them with exasperating inaccuracy in my life. But perhaps it wasn't her fault. I really believe that was it, for you remember that my set in college was—well, "not slow""and I'm sure I skipped something girlish and innocent that ought to have been in my life. But I suppose it doesn't matter much as it is. Although my last gift from the gods has not come just on time and when I was longing for it, I don't think I am particularly sorry to go. Death isn't such an especially awful thing to meet. I feel rather inclined to shake hands with all the skeletons I see and say "how are you, old chum. Just tell them I'm a-coming too." And think how I will appreciate all your jokes—with what a grin I can meet them! I can't be doleful. Isn't it appropriate that I should die of it after I have been a "cheerful idiot" all my life. But I'm rambling on in a desultory way, not writing at all what I started to. There, I'm getting flippant again. But consumption is such a cheerful disease, Frank, that There are several things I want to say to you now that the "play is played out" with you at one end of the earth and—well, I'm not quite at the other—say half way. I've gotten the idea somewhere—probably I'm mistaken and you'll say to yourself "what a conceited little fool!" but it really doesn't matter you know—I've somehow decided that you have begun to idealize me with that fatal facility of yours, and consequently to imagine that you like me in a certain mistaken way. This has been brought on by my own attitude I know. Now confess, Frank, haven't you thought that I was in a fair way to fall in love with you, if not already in? And like a knight of ye olden tyme you chivalarously put yourself to return it. Really, Mr. Auld, I must say that for an educated youth you are what they call "easy." I might as well admit that I was doing that pose,—for a purpose? —no, simply for amusement. And you swallowed the bait with the avidity of an eighteen-year-old. Now, Frank, because I have turned my actions inside out for your benefit I don't want you to jump to the conclusion, as you are prone to do, that what I am all girls must be. It is only girls who need excitement to exist, who crave it as a smoker his cigar, who would set out to do such a thing. Some few of us, there are unhappy products of this fin-de-siecle time, that will stoop to almost anythinfi for the satisfaction of their desire for change. There is much which is not honest in what I have done, which a sweet true girl such as are many—oh very many, Frank, of those in this round world would never have dreamed of doing. I hope you will love and marry one of the "good girls," my friend. A tender, pure, strong woman who will lift your aspirations by the force of her white soul to a plane I never could hope to reach. Her tenderness will cover and clothe with a sweet fragrance your strength and your weakness, your good and your sin, and laying 264 Kansas University Weekly. your whole self at her feet you will be raised by the power of your love into knowledge and wisdom. And this brings me to my last suggestion: I know something of the purity and dignity with which death invests his victims and the effect that old adage "Think no evil of the dead" has upon our minds. But when I am dead I wish you to remember me as I am, not as a superhuman creature. Remember that I was not honest or true except when it happened to suit my caprice to be so, remember that I had always an unhappy craving for continual excitement and a morbid desire to excite admiration. Remember that I was neither pure of thought nor earnest of purpose, that I had no self respect, no faith whatsoever, and the instincts of an actress. But not forgetting any of these things, if you should find it within you sometime to think kindly of me and say to yourself "the child was not so much to blame after all and under different environment might have made a good woman," I believe that I shall know it and be glad. And I the breeze shall blow somewhat the softer for it, I the sun shall shine somewhat the brighter for it, I the river shall ripple somewhat the merrier for it, and I the grass shall grow somewhat the straighter for it. * * * FRANCIS CHAPLINE. Over the Sopena-chuck Falls. On the afternoon of an early July day a canoe was sweeping down the Spirit river, propelled by three young fellows, Fred Arlington and Bert White, students in College, and "the Dutchman," a younger brother of Fred. For three days the little party had been steadily pursuing their way down the gently flowing stream with scarcely a sound to break the all pervading sultry stillness save the ceaseless swing of the paddles and at intervals the guttural caw of a solitary crow. Under the strokes of the three practical paddlers and aided by the current the long slender craft sped swiftly along, and in three days had traversed one hundred miles of the winding river. Toward sunset the party began to watch the banks with special care to find, if possible, a good camping place. "How does that strike you, fellows," demanded Fred, pointing with his paddle to a broad ledge of limestone which jutted out above the rock-strewn beach and from which the forest-clad banks gradually rose. "Looks like a dry place," commented "the Dutchman." "I think I can see a corn field up there through the timber. Perhaps we can get some roasting-ears for supper. The canoe was run in and tied to a projecting rock on shore. The various camping paraphernalia were quickly unshipped and an hour later the three supped in savage profusion. "I tell you, boy's these rocks are going to be awful hard to sleep on, with nothing under one but a blanket," remarked Bert as he meditatively nibbled a roasting ear. "They're better than the damp banks we've had to sleep on for the last two nights," returned Fred. "Don't care a clam about that; don't want any rock in mine," persisted Bert, "I'm going to bunk in the canoe to night." So as soon as the arrangements for the evening had been completed, Bert unpacked his blanket and after stuffing a small canvas sack with leaves for a pillow he clambered down to the lower beach. He was soon wrapped up in his blanket and snugly ensconced in the canoe, with the low gurgling of the water past the stern as a soothing lullaby. For a moment the young fellow lay awake, gazing obliquely up at the tree-shrouded ledge and at the clouds scudding across the sky. But a day's hard paddling is most exhausting work and soon, as he looked at the flickering camp-fire, the dim figures of the other boys and the dark overhanging trees seemed gradually to blend until at last they faded out altogether. About one o'clock, as it afterward transpired, Bert roused up to find a gentle rain falling on his face and a heavy roar swelling through the damp air. For a moment he was so profoundly drowsy that all this made very little impression. Kansas University Weekly. 265 Then as the roar grew in volume, he realized that something was wrong, and springing up, he gave a hasty glance around. Deep darkness covered everything but by the dim outlines of the trees on shore he could see that the canoe was being swiftly borne forward. The thunder now seemed almost under the canoe and it suddenly dawned on his mind that he must be drifting toward the Sopena-chuck Falls. He made a brief, frantic search for a paddle. Confused as he was by the darkness, the hidden danger and the awful feeling of helplessness, it was a moment before he remembered that all the paddles had been taken out the evening before; and in that moment the boat was swept into the resistless rush above the falls. For one instant Bert clutched the gunwales in mortal fear—and then came the terrible leap. He was conscious only of the infinite might of the down-rushing water, of the boat's turning over as they took the plunge, and then of being helplessly tossed in the wild seethe below the falls. A second later his shoulder struck with an agonizing crunch against a jagged mass of rock and he was then swept, choking and half stunned, into the quiet water below. One arm was useless, but more by instinct than conscious effort he managed to reach the bank. Early next morning his anxious comrades met him toiling slowly back along the bank, half dazed by pain and with his arm covered with clotted blood. His collar-bone had been snapped and the big mass of muscle on the point of the shoulder was terribly bruised and lacerated. A month later, when Bert told me the story, he had almost entirely recovered from the effects of the accident, but on that shoulder he still bears a mass of ugly livid scars—mute reminders of his wild midnight plunge over the Sopena-chuck Falls. P.A. Locals. The Y. W. C.A. are picnicking today. Mr. R. R. Price is president of the German club this month. Miss Agnes Hanson is entertaining Miss May Burwell of Wichita. Miss Carrie Bear of Paola is the guest of friends in Lawrence. Miss Mamie Ruble of Iola is the guest of Mrs. G.W. Stevens. A number of professors went out to the lake to fish Saturday evening. The Phi Delts initiated J. H. Fletcher and Wilburn Rothrock last night. The T. N. E. initiated a number of new men Monday afternoon and night. Miss Sampson of Salina will be the guest of Miss Katherine Addison next week. Miss Emma Shepard of Burlingame is in town to attend the Kappa party Monday night. Prof. Whittemore, of Washburn College was a visitor at the Latin classes on Friday of last week. The Kappa Kappa Gammas will entertain their friends at Mrs. J.D.Bowersock's Monday night at a pavilion party. Miss Marion Innes and Mrs. H. Bullene entertained thirty young ladies Thursday afternoon in honor of Miss Dunlap of Kansas City. The members of the Senior class of the Leavenworth High school were visiting on the hill Thursday under the direction of Miss M. E.Dolphin. The members of the base ball team were very much worn out by their recent trip to Missouri. It was difficult to make suitable railroad connections, hence much time was spent in awaiting trains at different places. Nothwithstanding this they report a pleasant time and plenty of amusement. 266 Kansas University Weekly. Prof. Preyer is ill. The Kappas and Pi Phis will have dances in " The Tempest." Miss Clara Trout entertained her friends at a boating party last Thursday night. Mrs. E. D. Adams entertained eighteen young ladies Monday afternoon in honor of her guest, Miss Collins of Chicago. Chancellor Snow will address the graduating class of the Burlington High school next Friday night on "The Advantages of Higher Education." The reception which was to have been tendered the active members of Pi Beta Phi by the alumnae members last Saturday was indefinitely postponed on account of Mrs. Sutliffs's illness. The members of the Senior class are very busy people just now. Besides their regular school work they are practicing almost daily for the play and attending to the various duties preparatory to commencement. Politics have been quite warm this week. The halls have been filled with office-seekers and their friends.The contest between the two candidates for Editor-in-chief has resulted in the sale of fifty-six new shares. Another Kansas University professor has been signally honored. Prof. F.O.Marvin has recently been elected a member of the American Society of Civil Engineers, an honor that is extended to but few engineers. The Footpads went out to the lake on the Santa Fe plug Saturday afternoon and took supper at Mrs. Bierman's. They walked back at night after having spent a very pleasant evening in rowing upon the lake and indulging in other pastimes. Bishop J. H. Vincent gave the last lecture of the course at the chapel last night on the subject, "Tom and Tom's Teachers." The delegates to the Kansas Society for Child-Study were in attendance. An account of the lecture will be given next week. P. S. Elliott and F. W. Stewart have been given permission by the faculty to conduct a check-stand in the west hall of the Main building. A railing separating the west hall from the main hall has been built and Messrs. Elliott and Stewart will here receive and check the hats of the students. This will prevent much of the petty thieving which has been carried on heretofore. The Juniors have at last succeeded in holding a well attended class meeting. A call for a meeting of the young ladies of the class for Tuesday noon was posted Tuesday morning. This aroused the young men who met in an adjoining room at the same hour and sent a delegate to the young ladies asking permission to join them; which was granted. The class have had several meetings this week but have refused to disclose their project to the WEEKLY reporter. Child-Study. The second annual meeting of the Kansas Society for Child Study was held in Lawrence this week beginning Thursday evening and concluding this morning. Chancellor Snow delivered the address of welcome Thursday night and the response was made by President A.R. R. Taylor of Emporia. Superintendent Louis Soldan of St. Louis also gave an address. Professors Templin and Carruth addressed the meeting. The day sessions were held in the Spooner Library Hall and the evening in the High School Auditorium. School superintendents from all parts of the state were in attend- Law Notes. The law students have been competing for a prize of a fine set of law booksBeach on Contracts, offered by D. S. Pipes, Manager of the Bowen-Merril Law Book Co.of Kansas City, Mo. The best thesis on a given law topic was written by J. M. Lewis, a Senior, with A. C.Alford, also a Senior, a close second, there being only one-half per cent difference between the two papers. The judges were Wm. Higgins of Kansas City; J. M. Challis, Atchison; and Clad Hamilton, Topeka;—all of the class of 194. Kansas University Weekly. 267 K. U. Defeats Nebraska! The third annual debate between the Universities of Kansas and Nebraska was won by the former at the University chapel last Friday night. The debaters from Nebraska were able men but no match for the Kansans. There was scarcely a person in the hall who did not concede the victory to Kansas. Although the audience was large there was not the attendance that the occasion merited. The last six rows of the lower floor were not filled and the gallery doors were not opened. The students in the audience amused themselves by giving their different class yells until Chancellor Snow appeared and announced the first speaker at about half past eight. Each Speaker was allowed fifteen minutes in the following order: G.W.Green, C.W.Sharpe, J.D.Dennison, F.H.Wood,R.S.Baker,W.C.Coleman. Messrs. Coleman and Baker were each allowed ten minute speeches in rebuttal. The speeches of all were logical and and in nearly every case well delivered. The judges were President L. W.McAfee, of Park College, Mo., President D.R.Boyd, of Oklahoma University and Hon.F.Dexter, of Kansas City. Their decision was in favor of Kansas,the vote standing 2 to 1. Great applause followed the decision and the friends of contestants hurried to the platform to congratulate them. This victory gives Kansas University two of the three annual debates held with Nebraska and compensates in part for the defeat suffered in the state oratorical contest. Chancellor MacLean Speaks. The Annual Sermon before the Y. W. and Y.M.C.A's.of the University was delivered in the chapel last Sunday evening by Chancellor George E. MacLean of the University of Nebraska. Many of the churches of the city had accepted an invitation to unite with the Associations in the service and an audience of 1300 students and towns-people greeted the speaker. Chancellor Snow presided and in the preliminary service was assisted by ministers of the city. The choir under the direction of Prof. Penny rendered a beautiful selection from Gaul's "Passion." Chancellor MacLean appeared in the conventional doctor's gown and further added to the impressiveness of the service by his earnest forceful delivery, speaking without notes. Responding in a very happy little speech to Chancellor Snow's introduction Chancellor MacLean mentioned the cordial relations existing between the two Universities and attributed not a little of this to the visits of our Chancellor to the University of Nebraska. The theme of the discourse was "Christianity; the Gospel of Manhood." None of the ancient religions produced our ideal of manhood, neither can their modernized forms; nor has the grand though not completed truths of science done so: we find our ideal in the teachings of the Man of Galilee. Chancellor MacLean may ever expect a cordial welcome at the University of Kansas. Chapel Notes. Mr. W. J. Parker, of the University of Minnesota, officiated in chapel last Friday morning and spoke of the influence of the Y. M. C. A. in broadening our religious sympathies. Miss Wilder, '82 and Miss Harriman, teachers in the Kansas City, Mo., High School, attended chapel last Friday. Chancellor McLean, of the University of Nebraska led Monday morning and spoke of the need of culture in the highest and best sense of the word. Prof. Cowan led Tuesday and spoke of the development of the character of the apostle Peter. Prof. Wilcox led Wednesday morning, reading the book of Jonah and calling attention to its principal lessons, especially the breadth of sympathy of its author and his large Christian view of the Providence of God. Prof. Bailey led Thursday morning. The New Catalogue. The new catalogues have been received from the state printer and being distributed among 268 Kansas University Weekly. the students. The catalogue resembles that of last year with some changes. There is another and better frontispiece and the course of study of the newly established graduate school. The entire enrollment for the year is shown to be 1004, an increase of 109 over last year. There are 629 males and 375 females. There are 43 post-graduates, 515 in the School of Arts, 150 in the Law School, 58 Pharmics, 172 in the School of Fine Arts and 87 in the Engineering School. Considering the adverse action of the last legislature this is a remarkable showing. Chancellor's Reception. The annual Reception to the Seniors in all Schools of the University will be held at the Chancellor's Residence next Friday evening May, 21st. The Sophomore Spread. There were twenty-five couple in attendance at the Sophomore spread last Saturday night. The early part of the evening was devoted to various games, especially progressive "UpJenkins," from which great amusement was derived. After delicious refreshments consisting of ice cream, cake, and other confections had been served, the floor was cleared and the remainder of the evening spent in dancing. All in all the spread was a great success and reflects much credit upon the Sophomore class and especially the committee in charge of it. J. C. Kelsey Hurt. J. C. Kelsey, '95, is in St. Joseph's Hospital, Lancaster, Pa. as the result of a serious accident while engaged in electrical work. Mr. Kelsey was knocked from a 40 forty foot pole onto hard ground and was picked up with his left arm broken twice, his hip contused and his back paralyzed. It will be sometime before he will be able to walk again. Chemistry Notes. Prof. Weida of Baldwin addressed the chemical seminary Monday on "The action of Alcoholic Ferments" and "The Kimberly Diamond Fields of South Africa." Prof. Bailey also reported on the "Gypsite deposits of Dickinson County." The Chemistry Department received a picture recently of a meteorite which fell on the farm of J. F. Black, east of Ottawa, and which Prof. Bailey analyzed to determine its genuineness. It has been sold to Geo.F.Kuntz of New York. J.E.Baker of Kansas University '94, is taking special work in chemistry and mineralogy. Mr. J. R. Bechtel of Lawrence explained and illustrated the practice of Osteopathy before the prepatory Medical students Tuesday afternoon. This is one of a successful and instructive course of lectures given before the Medical Society this year. The course will be concluded May 25 with a lecture on Insanity by Prof. Templin. Grant Van Hoose who has been teaching the past year at Pratt is taking advanced work in chemistry. Prof. Bailey's article on "Vessels used for the Preparation of Food and Medicine" recently printed in this country in the Bulletin of Pharmacy, has been copied by the Journal of Food and Sanitation, one of the leading chemical papers of England. Fine Arts Notes. One of the spring festivities for the School of Fine Arts was given last Saturday-the annual picnic in Prof. Penny's yard. Tennis and other outdoor amusements were provided. Nearly all the students were present and report a jolly time. Miss Daisy Orton is here to attend the recitals. She and Miss Wilson heard Correno in Kansas City Friday evening. Prof. Miller gave a lecture on astronomy to which several of the class taking the Art lectures attended. Jupiter and three moons, Saturn, its rings and two moons were very distinct. Several very beautiful constellations were pointed out although the brilliancy of the moonlight obscured many that should have been visible Prof. Miller deserves thanks for a very interesting lecture. Invitations have been issued for the third and fourth graduating recitals; Miss Mattie Brown's, Kansas University Weekly. 269 May 17th., and Miss Daisy Starr's, May 18th. This year cards are to be presented at the door at all the graduating recitals. Miss Wiedemann's recital is to be May 21st. The Music Hall is in demand these days. It may not be generally known that Prof. Preyer is Vice President from Kansas of the National Teachers' Association. He would be pleased if those desiring to join the organization would confer with the Secretary at Music HallSpecial rates and fees to music students. The Seniors were banqueted by the professors of this department Tuesday evening at Prof. Preyer's new home. It was certainly one of the most delightful receptions of the many given to this class, which numbers nine girls and one gentleman. All members of the faculty and class were present with the exception of Mrs. Clark, who was detained by a sprained foot. This was a disappointment to her and the class. At a quarter of seven the guests were seated at the table under the Euterpe colors. Misses Sands, Havens and Proud assisted in the dining-room. The menu cards were artistically decorated by Prof. Clark. The comparisons between picture and owner were very entertaining. Prof. Penny, a musical genius, had by the means of his ingenuity arranged the seven courses under guise of a musical program, thus keepthe guests wondering what "Pressed finger-tips a la Leschetitzky," "Touche crispo," and "Waves of the ocean," etc. could be. The merriment kept up until the toasts began, and then continued. The toasts were exceedingly well prepared. The Annual Field Meet The annual field meet was held at the driving park sonth of town last Friday. The program was fairly good, but there was not sufficient competition in the events to make them as successful as should be. The events: 100 yd. dash. Woods, 1st. Potter 2nd. Speak, 3rd. time 1025. Shot put: Anderson, 1st. Simpson, 2nd. distance 30 ft.5 in. 120 Hurdle: Alexander, 1st. Rench, 2nd. time 19 4-5 sec. Half mile walk: Wills, 1st. Pope, 2nd. time 2:16. 220 yd. dash Speak, 1st. Potter 2nd. Hammer throw: Simpson 1st 83 ft. 8 in. Running high jump: Sanderson 1st, Potter 2nd, 5 ft. 4 in. Quarter mile run: Speak 1st, Potter 2nd, time 1 min. 5 sec. 220 hurdle: Rench 1st, Alexander 2nd, time 302-5. The WEEKLY election yesterday resulted in the following being chosen for the ensuing term: Editor-in-chief, Hilliard Johnson; secretary, Miss Rhobe Moon; treasurer, F. P. Pratt; members of the editorial board, W. W. Douglass, Prof. A. H. Clark, Miss Eleanor Gephart, Miss Gertrude Chapman, R. G. McKinnie, Alva Souder, John M. Lee and P. S. Elliott. Athletic Notes. The Kansas University base ball team defeated the Missouri University team by a score of 8 to o, and for the second time this school-year the brawny Jayhawkers trampled the black and old-gold in the dust. An ideal day brought out a large crowd of excited college men, visiting Columbia to attend the Inter-State Oratorical contest. It was a gala day for Columbia and the field was crowded with fashionable turnouts M. S. U. was to have revenge for the humiliating she had received on Thanksgiving. The game was a pitchers battle from the first. Capt. Stanley the 'Varsity's invincible south-paw Summer Specialties. SKELETON COATS AND VESTS. DOUDLE BREASTED SERGE COATS. CRASH SUITS. ENDLESS VARIETY NEGLIGEE SHIRTS. STRAW HATS. UNDERWEAR. Bromelsick's. 270 Kansas University Weekly. pitched a phenomenal game. Twice with the bases full he struck out the Missourians in one, two, three order, allowing only 7 men to get to 1st base. He struck out 12 men during the game. Brodick, the M. S. U.pitcher, was in good form and fielded his position splendidly. The Jayhawkers only made 9 hits off his delivery and he succeeded in striking out 8 men. Dewey the M. S. U. captain and third baseman played a faultless game accepting 8 chances without an error. The Kansas team played an errorless game. Blackshere's work at third and his batting being on the phenom. order. The boys were entertained royally while in Columbia and are well pieased with their trip. Kansas lost the game with the Westminster M. S. U. Fulton City Ingram professional combination by a score of 15 to 8. Up to the 5th inning the score was 8 to 4 in favor of Kansas and only a few costly errors lost the game. Peters was in the box for Kansas and Ingram the dummy professional pitcher for the "Combination." All goods are made up in the latest style and lowest pribes at KUNKEL'S. The Tipton Barber Shop and Bath Rooms. Stewart & Wagner, Proprietors. 838 Massachusetts Street. Just what you want: those gymnasium suits sold at Smith's News stand. Copying on typewriter, M. F. Laycock. Goodnight will give you a dozen good photographs for $1. Call and see him. He will give you first-class work at low prices. Ruts in Business. Ruts are bad. Webster says they are furrows made by wheels. It is an easy matter to get into ruts, and difficult to get out of them. There are many kinds of ruts: one that is supposed to be common with young ladies is the sending off to some other town for many things, that they can get at home. The quickest and cheapest way to get out of such ruts is first, to acquaint yourself with what we keep. You will find no necessity for sending away. You can always suit yourself better at home, and save money, besides much vexation of spirit. Don't you think because we have poor streets that we also have poor stores. Our stores are one hundred years in advance of our streets. More particularly INNES'. Robt. Edmondson will do your shoe repairing at No. 11 East Warren street. Base ball and Tennis goods at Smith's News Stand. Students get your shoes repaired at Lindsay's. First door north of Tiptons Barber Shop. MRS. S. E. LUTHER, Telephone 26. Orders by Mail or Telephone Promptly Filled on Short Notice. FLORIST. Plants, Flowers, Floral Designs and Decorations. Greenhouses, South Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansaas. Graduating Gifts at COSLEY'S, 837 Mass. Street. Buy your Shoes for early before our sizes are broken. Commencement. We have many new styles to show you. Bullene Shoe Co. Kansas University Weekly. 271 Give your shorthand and type-writing work to Miss Kate S. Soule, 1105 Mass. St. J. M. JONES, GROCERIES AND MEATS, Special Rates to Clubs. 706 Mass. St. Telephone 111. Winship Teachers Agency (New England Bureau of Education) 3rd. Somerset St. Boston. Oldest, and most reliable in New England. One fee registers in both offices H.C,FELLOW, Western Manager. TOPEKA, KANS., MRS. WADE'S HOME BAKERY Is the place to get Saratoga Chips, Fresh Ham, Tea Rolls, Bread, Pies and Cakes. They are fresh every evening. 1025 MASS. ST. If you want a good CLEAN SHAVE or a first-class HAIR CUT See S. W. CALDWELL. His prices are low, his work is beyond competition. FAXON THE SHOE MAN Solicits The Shoe Trade of the town. For your SPRING CLOTHING and HATS see ... M. J. SKOFSTED, As he has special bargains to offer you. 824 MASS. STREET. CULVER'S ... CASH GROCERY, 639 MASS. ST. The Club Grocery of the City. STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS IN EVERY WAY. TELEPHONE 77. CASH GROCERY, 639 MASS. ST. 639 MASS. ST. K. S. U. Bouquet, The most delicate, fragrant and lasting perfume on the market. For sale only at Barber Bros., Drug Store. Students, save a dollar by having your picture taken at Goodnight's gallery. You can get a dozen first-class cabinets for $2. Go to Smith's News Stand for your canes, late periodicals, etc. Hawthorne Truly Says: "These railroads are positively the greatest blessings that the ages have wrought out for us. They give us wings; they annihilate the toil and dust of pilgrimage; they spiritualize travel! Transition being so facile, what can be any man's inducement to tarry in one spot? Why should he make himself a prisoner for life in brick, and stone, and old, worm-eaten timber, when he may just as easily dwell wherever the beautiful shall offer him a home?" The magnificent trains of the Santa Fe Route offer a facile transition to many beautiful spots in Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona aud California. Free descriptive literature. W. J. Black, G. P. A., A. T. & S. F. Ry., Topeka, Kas. We will show a good line of Spring Boots and Shoes. AT PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES. MASON'S. ITS xblbeW yticrovinU araneY "Old Hickory" Bicycles. --- Continuous Laminated Frame. "It's Springy, yet has no Springs." "It's Springy, yet has no Springs." --- យើងត្រូវបានជួបចម្លងដែល ERWIN H. EBERHARDT, AGENT At Bell's Music Store. SOLD ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN. A PLAIN ARGUMENT. Standard Guage - Tubing. Actual Size. LOOK IN THIS END .. AND.. THEN AT THIS. AND.. THEN AT THIS. Cross Section of Our Main Frame. Actual Size. J. SCHMIDT 'OLIN BELL, Western Distributing Agent for Shaw Pianos, Bay State Russell Pianos, Washburn Other First Class Pianos. Schwarzer Easy Payments if desired. PIANOS TO RENT. Mandolins and Guitars. Special Prices to K. U. Students. 'OLIN BELL, LAWRENCE, Ks. Point YOUR ORDERS FOR Football and Athletic Goods ...AT... Schmelzer Arms Co. The largest and cheapest Sporting Goods House in the West. 710-712 and 714 Main Street, KANSAS CITY, MO. Wm. Wiedemann 米 Oyster Parlor. 米 Fine Confections. The Wilder Bros. Shirt Co. © SHIRT MAKERS --- AND --- GENT'S FURNISHING. Rules for self measurement and samples sent on application. All measures registered Our laundry work is not surpassed in the West. O SIMPSON & KELLEY. University Solicitors. 1027 MASS. STREET. STAR BAKERY, HENRY GERHARD & BRO., PROP'S. ★★ WE SOLICIT THE PATRONAGE OF THE PEOPLE. . . CHAS. HESS, MEAT MARKET. Choice Fresh and Salt Meats Always on hand . . . . . . 941 MASS. ST. Telephone 14. DONNELLY BROTHERS, LIVERY, FEED & HACK STABLES Corner New Hampshire & Winthrop Sts. Telephone No. 100. WILLIS THE PHOTOGRAPHER 933 Mass. Street. CIGARS, PIPES, TOBACCO, PLAYING CARDS. Brooks, 825 Mass. St. GOOD BOATING.. is within the reach of every K. U. student. The prices are reasonable, the boats clean and perfectly safe. See us at the BOAT HOUSE. THE HUB... Will show you the best and cheapest line of suits you ever saw for $5.00, $6.00 and $7.00. A beautiful hat rack given away free. Call at THE HUB. ABE LEVY... IS SELLING OUT ABE LEVY AGENT. --TO-work done at MCCONNELL'S. QUIT BUSINESS. HIS ENTIRE STOCK WILL BE SOLD AT REDUCED PRICES. WOOLF BROS. LAUNDRY GO. WILL McMURRAY, Solicitor. Goods called for and delivered. BEAL & GODDING POPULAR LIVERY STABLE. KEEP THE Telephone 139. McClure & Simpson. OUR AIM: The Best Quality at Cheapest Prices Special attention to club trade. 1023 MASS. ST. TELEPHONE 15. W. W. SAVAGE, Successor to KIRBY & HILL. Will gladly furnish anything you want in FINE AND STAPLE GROCERIES. TYPEWRITING----716 Miss. Strete. CONSOLIDATED BARB WIRE CO. PLAIN WIRE, BARB WIRE. WIRE NAILS, BALE TIES, LAWRENCE. KAS. Suits made to order, as low as the lowest. and no snob STUDENTS' SHOEMAKER. Go to the Old Reliable JAS. E. EDMONDSON, 915 Mass. St. Who can think of some simple thing to patent? Wanted—An Idea Protect your ideas; they may bring to you luck. Write JOHN WEDDERBURN & CO. Patent attorneys, Washington, D.C., for their $1,800 prize offer and new list of one thousand inventions wanted. FIRE LIFE FOR RELIABLE INSURANCE Go to A. L. SELIG. TORNADO ACCIDENT COONROD & SMITH BUSINESS COLLEGES Four schools under one management. Summer. Work is practical and complete Kansas City, Mo.; St. Joseph, Mo.; Atchison, Kas.; Lawrence, Kas Students may enroll at any time. School is in session throughout the BUSINESS, SHORTHAND, PENMANSHIP AND ENGLISH COURSES. Handsome catalogue giving full information mailed free upon application at either school. Address COONROD & SMITH AD AMINA PER ASPERK Vol.1V. No.16. May 22,1897. The Kansas University WEEKLY. The only official and authorized weekly publication at the University of Kansas. JOURNAL PRINTING CO. LAWRENCE. W. S. BUNN, M. D. ALFRED HULTNER. B. S. M. D. DRS. BUNN & HULTNER, Physicians and Surgeons. Office: Merchants Bank Building. First Floor. Telephone 195. Lawrence, Kansas. F. D. MORSE, M. D. Residence, 1041 Tenn. Street. Office, over Woodward's Drug Store. PROF. SAMUELS, The Great Occulist. 606 Kansas Ave., Topeka, Kansas. Persons having trouble with their eyes will do well to consult him. A. W. CLARK, M. D., (Harvard '84.) PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Residence 1224 Tennessee Street. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. A. J. ANDERSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office and residence 717 Vermont St. Tele. 124. C. E. ESTERLY, DENTIST. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. EDWARD BUMGARDNER, M. D., D. D. S. DENTIST 809 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. HAROLD McCRORY, D. D. S., SURGEON DENTIST. Office over Faxon's Shoe Store. MRS. WADE'S HOME BAKERY Is the place to get Saratoga Chips, Fresh Ham, Tea Rolls, Bread, Pies and Cakes. They are fresh every evening. 1025 MASS. ST. If you want a good CLEAN SHAVE CLEAN SHAVE or a first-class HAIR CUT See S. W. CALDWELL. His prices are low, his work is beyond competition. DAVIES, A full line of spring suitings just receivd. Call and see him before investing. At the old stand. THE STUDENTS TAILOR. Zuttermeister's is the place for Confections Soda and Ice Cream. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK. Capital, $150,000. Surplus, 15,000. A general banking business transacted. Exchange on all principal cities of the world. DIRECTORS:- as manufacturers, we offer styles and prices unobtainable elsewhere. Send for samples and prices. - - DIRECTORS: - as manufacturers, we offer styles and prices unobtainable elsewhere. Send for samples and prices. J. B. WATKINS, President, C. A. HILL, Vice President, PAUL R. BROOKS, Cashier. W. E. HAZEN, Asst. Cashier. JACOB HOUSE, J. L. JONES, ALBERT HERNING. CLASS PINS In new '97 designs made exclusively by us in solid gold $1.50 and up. Designs and estimates submitted. COMMENCEMENT INVITATIONS JACCARD'S, 1034 Main Street, Kansas City, Mo. LAWRENCE NATIONAL BANK. CAPITAL, $100,000. Does a general banking business and issues bills of exchange on all the principal cities of Europe. J. D. Bowersock, R. W. Sparr, President Vice President. Walter L. Howe, H. E. Benson, Cashier 2nd Vice President. J. D. Bowersock, R. W. Sparr, F. W. Barteldes H. L. Moore, F. A. Bailey, H. S. Hall, J. H. Glathart, A. Henley, W. R. Williams The Kansas University Weekly. Vol. IV. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MAY 22, 1897. Editor-in-Chief. HAROLD W. SMITH, Associate: RICHARD R. PRICE Literary Editor: WALTER H. SANFORD. Associates: L. HEIL, PAULINE LEWELLING, ETHEL HICKEY, Local Editor: CARL L. COOPER. Associates: ARCHIE HOGG, - - - - - Alumni. PERCY PARROTT, - - - Snow Hall. WM. H. CLARK, - - - Exchanges. DAISY STARR, - - School of Fine Arts. CLARENCE SPELLMAN. - - Law. WILL McMURRAY, - - Athletics. H. E. DAVIES, - - Pharmacy. ALVAH SOUDER, C. A. ROHRER. { } - - Arts. Managing Editor. C. E. ROSE. Associate: TOM CHARLES. Shares in the Weekly one dollar each. Every student and instructor may purchase one share upon application to the Treasurer, Charles A. Wagner or the secretary, Percy J. Parrott. Subscription 50 cents per annum in advance. Address all business communications to C. E. Rose, Lawrence, Kansas. Official Organ of the Kansas College Press Association. Entered at the Lawrence postoffice as second class matter. THE NEW scheme of checking hats, wraps and umbrellas is a good one. Men's hats are so very much alike that they are likely to be- No.16. THE NEW scheme of checking hats, wraps and umbrellas is a good one. Men's hats are so very much alike that they are likely to become mixed up. Thus unfair exchanges and total losses are frequent. The difficulty of confusion is to obviated by the institution of a check stand. The individual expense of maintaining such an adjunct is ten cents per month. THIS SEASON, for almost the first time in the history of athletics at Kansas University, the association will have no base ball debt to meet. THE POLL-LIST of the voters at last Friday's election shows a goodly increase in the number of shareholders in THE WEEKLY COMPANY. Next year the student body ought to be thoroughly recanvassed for subscriptions to the college paper. Out of one thousand students only about three hundred subscribe for The Weekly. Aside from its intrinsic worth the paper deserves unstinted support as the only officially recognized weekly publication at the University. This it has not had; in consequence whereof it has not been truly exponential of the magnitude of the institution which it represents. The editorial board-elect promises regeneration. It is very earnestly desired that a greater number of students should stay at the University until after commencement. It has been the custom for most of the students, except of course the Seniors, to leave for home as soon as the final examinations are over, thus causing all the familiar places to have a deserted look at the time when the parents and friends of the graduates are here during commencement week. This practice has become so customary that lower classmen almost invariably leave as a matter of course without ever reflecting that they might gain some profit as well as amusement by staying for the closing exercises. The matter of expense can surely carry little weight, for that would be but little extra for five days. 278 Kansas University Weekly. This year it is especially urged by both the Seniors and the Faculty that as many students as possible remain. To this end these last five days will be made as interesting to the general public as possible. There will be good addresses every night, class-day exercises, and possibly on one afternoon an inter-state ball game. There has always been a large attendance of the outside public at these exercises but a larger attendance of the great student body is desirable. Old graduates say that the best times they ever had were during commencements, and that they wished they had attended more. It gives the opportunity for relaxation from the cares of study and the cultivation of the social side of one's nature while still surrounded by the familiar University scenes and faces. Let as many as can remain. P. Literacy A College Song. On erudition's ladder I will travel to the height And wiser though not sadder I shall be a shining light. So said a K. U. maiden, Tall and fair and erudite, With facts her mind was laden, She was learned, O yes, quite. Over trigonometry She enjoyed a perfect sway. Her mind never aimlessly "On a tangent" went astray. She talked of metaphysics In a philosophic tone And wrote verse in iambics In a meter quite her own. A literary critic. She forever hoped to be And method analytic She studied carefully. But when you come to ask her To give opinion free, About the latest author And his novel, scathingly, She says in tones so frigid, "Why I never read a book "Till Time's decree so rigid "Has found its proper work." When wayward youths at midnight Pass by this maiden's dwelling They see her by the gas light Reading—Ah! that's no fair telling! Alas! it is not ethics That so holds her attention But sketches from "Town Topics" And books I dare not mention. A.R. The Moral of The Tempest. NOTE. A prize, Dr. Funesse's Variorum edition of "The Tempest" was offered for the best essay on "The Moral of The Tempest." Mr. Sharpe won the contest. Following is the prize essay. It has been thought by some Shakesperian scholars that "The Tempest" is the last product of the great artist's genius, and that in the person of Prospero we have Shakespeare himself in the fullest expression of his subjective character. Whether this be true or not, certain it is that such a supposition would do no violence to any ideal held by the most ardent of Shakespeare's admirers, however much it might conflict with certain traditions concerning our poet's personal habits. At any rate it seems certain that we have in this play, the great dramatist's maturest thought upon some of the most fundamental problems claiming human attention. We are required by the wording of our theme to seek for some particular lesson or doctrine amid the marvelous variety of this literary wonder-house. This would seem to be an undertaking calling for very large powers of ethical and philosophical discrimination and judgment for surely there are in "The Tempest" more morals than one. Yet, as in a musical composition there is one dominant chord which throws its influence over the whole, so in this drama there is the strong undercurrent of one dominating sentiment upon which other sentiments figure as their sustaining element. What this dominating sentiment is cannot be Kansas University Weekly. 279 determined by a random selection of quotations nor can it be discovered by a merely superficial perusal of the entire play. It must rather be deduced from the total effect of the play upon the spmpathetically intelligent reader. In what state of soul does it leave him. Is he perturbed or has some voice spoken—"Peace beginning to be, deep as the sleep of the sea!" Is he left in skepticism as to the existence of the eternal verities or have his highest aspirations and intuitions received reinforcement? These questions answered, we have the moral of the play and then by a careful re-reading, the whole plan of the work is clearly seen to work naturally and artistically toward a definite end. Proceeding according to the method above described let us see how we shall fare, buffeting "The Tempest." From beginning to end our interest centers in Prospero the injured Duke of Milan. He claims our sympathy though we never, for a moment, deem him an object of pity. He is too regal, too great to serve as the object of such a sentiment. Grievously wronged as he has been, he is yet richer far than his enemies in the enjoyment of their ill-gotten wealth and honors. He has a goodly kingdom within himself—a mind bounteously furnished with the adornments of culture, and a spirit by its rectitude rendered not impervious but superior to the "thorns and natural shocks that flesh is heir to." He serenely bides his time, meanwhile cultivating his powers; educating his beauteous daughter; keeping the fountains of love and sympathy open. By a convenient fiction he is endowed with supernatural power thus surrounding him with an additional element of fascination while at the same time symbolizing the fundamental moral of the drama. And now his opportunity arrives—"the wheel has come full circle" and his enemies are within his reach. He sends forth his supernatural agents who quickly lash the sea into fury and "incense all the creatures against the peace" of the offenders. His high charm works and Prospero's enemies are "all knit up in their distractions." But now the high nobility of the man shines forth as he contemplates the pitiable state of his fallen foes. Indeed, there is nothing in the play to indicate that Prospero had ever entertained a project of mere revenge. Ariel's plea in behalf of the offenders was superfluous. There is naught to show but that from the very beginning "the sole drift of Prospero's purpose extended not a frown further than their penitence." He did not at the moment of Ariel's suggestion discover suddenly that "the rarer action is in virtue than in vengeance," for in Act III Ariel had announced to the "three men of sin" that heart's sorrow and a clear life ensuing—the best definition of Repentance to be found in all Christian literature—could guard them from the wrath of the powers, and these powers be it remembered were working in harmony with the purposes of Prospero. In truth, the utmost that Prospero does under the veil of his art is to deliver over these offenders to the natural consequences of their lives. Stephano, Caliban and Trinculo are afflicted with aches, pains and cramps but these are the natural concomitants of their bestial habits. The Tempest itself is but the analogue of the moral turmoil within the souls of those servants of sin. The supernaturalism of this play is indeed most natural. The thought is expressed in the familiar scripture "whatsoever a man soweth that shall he also reap." In the play we see the softer attribute of mercy stealing in through the avenue of penitence. Prospero, "touched with the feeling of their infirmities," forgives his enemies, breaks his magician's wand and "drowns his book deeper than did ever plummet sound." The foregoing contains all that is essential to the moral of "The Tempest." What now, is the general effect upon our moral consciousness, of these considerations? Are our moral demands satisfied? Has the "Tempest" subsided and is our treasure safe? Uuquestionably these questions are to be answered in the affirmative. "The Tempest" was raised that it might be allayed. It was raised by Power against Sin upon the demand of Justice. It was calmed by the same Power in view of Penitence, upon the demand of Love. Says Victor Hugo, 280 Kansas University Weekly. "The Tempest is the supreme denouement dreamed by Shakespeare for the bloody drama of Genesis. It is the expiation of the primordial crime. At the close of the piece when the poet touched by emotion, throws Antonio into the arms of Prospero, he has made Cain pardoned by Abel." Garnett expresses the matter thus,—"Above and behind the fascination of the plot and the poetry, we behold Power and Right evenly paired and working together; and the justification of Providence, producing that sentiment of repose and acquiescence which is the object and test of every true work of art." These two extracts though diverse in expression are one in thought, and although the attempt may seem rather rash for an amateur Shaksperian, we will endeavor to unite these in a form of expression which so far as we are aware, has not been suggested. We have in this play Shakespeare, the Theologian, a man intimately acquainted both with God's "Elder" and his "Younger Scriptures" and therefore able to harmonize Natural with Biblical Theology. In the Tempest we have Shakespeare's conception of the moral government of the world and the mode of human redemption. Nature itself lends its forces to the execution of moral law. Ariel speaking to the offenders says that—"Destiny uses this lower world and what it contains as instruments. * * I and my fellows are ministers of Fate. * * The Tempest was raised by the powers (delaying not forgetting) in requital for their treatment of Prospero." The moral law is thus seen not to be something let down from above in the form of a revelation but something inwoven with the very texture of the world. Therefore the test of any revelation claiming to be divine would be its agreement with the nature of things in the world to which the revelation comes. Revelation merely explicates the eternal laws which are unceasingly operative in the world. It is God's commentary upon the "Book of Nature." Judged by this standard Shakespeare's treatment of the subject is in wonderful agreement of the facts. Indeed it were difficult to say whether he drew more largely from the Bible or from his own knowledge of Nature and the human heart. He shows the entire organization of the world to be upon the side of the good and upright man. What is this but the theistic optimism which says,—"All things work together for good to those who love the Lord." If I were a Senior I wouldn't play ball, Oh no! Would you? For the faculty cannot be beaten at all, Oh no! Too true! Just imagine our "putting the faculty out," We're not legislators to try such a rout; And think of them giving us "four balls"about The time that they "finish us," too! Miss M.:—"Have you ever been through Algebra?" Mr. H.:—"Yes, but it was in the night, and I didn't see much of the place."—The Lever. Summer ... Corsets. The kinds you like,the kinds that fit,and COXETT'S CINEMAS the kinds that are cool and comfortable this warm weather. 'Tis easy to pick the one that will suit you, for the lots are large and every size from No.19 to No.30 is represented. The J. M. summer corset is 25 cts. The Sylph long waist is 39 cts. Triumph high bust ventilated is 50 cts. Warner's ventilated high bust is $1.00 Thompson's glove fitting ventilated is $1.00 W. C. C. ventilated corset is $1.00 Type tells slender stories compared with the corsets themselves. WEAVER'S. Kansas University Weekly. 281 Locals. Miss Scott enjoyed a visit from her brother C. F. Scott of Ioiia last Sunday. A number of the Junior laws have returned home, having completed their work here. Miss Adelia Humphrey of Sedalia has been the guest of Miss Carrie Watson this week. The Country club walked out to "The Vale of Tempe" four miles north of town to-day. E, W. Kelley and Curtis Osborne of Frankfort, Kansas, are visiting university friends in the city. The Freshman Chemistry classes visited the ice plant and gas works under guidance of Prof. Bailey this week. B. D. Van Ostrand, superintendent of the city schools of Marion, visited several members of the faculty this week. Prof. W. H. Carruth will deliver a lecture on William Tell in Snow hall next Wednesday afternoon. It will be illustrated by a stereopticon. Prof. Osborn of Columbia University lectured in the chapel Monday morning at 9 o'clock on "The Evolution of the Mammal." The classes were resumed at 10 o'clock, the recitations lasting but forty minutes. The Junior class entertains the Seniors at a party in Library hall this evening. The Chancellor and the deans of the different schools will also be in attendance. The party will be in the form of a "ghost party." F. E. Marcy will make a display of University views in the basement store during the coming week. It will be well worth the time of any student to see those views for many of them can not be excelled any where in the state. The last session of the Latin society for the present school term was held in the lecture room of the Physics building Wednesday afternoon. The meeting was a rather novel and yet very successful one the Misses Rosenquist, Sumott, Williams and Frost, and Mr. Fay making extemporaneous speeches upon subjects assigned by Prof. Holmes. Nearly Drowned. While bathing in the Wakarusa with a number of friends last Sunday afternoon, Herbert Wing became exhausted and sank four times before his friends realized the situation and could bear him aid. He did not rise the fifth time but was taken from the bottom and carried ashore where he was unconscious for several minutes. Careful and vigorous work on the part of his companions soon restored him and he is now receiving the congratulations of friends on his narrow escape. Freshmen Dance. The members of the Freshman class held their second party last Saturday night at Library hall. A goodly number of the class were in attendance and the evening was much enjoyed by all. While the chief amusement was dancing, cards, crokinole and other games were provided for those who did not care to dance. The music was furnished by Saunder's orchestra and punch was served to refresh the thirsty. The parties given by this class have both been very successful and are of no little value in creating and maintaining a strong class spirit. Club Picnic. The Tomlinson club drove out to Deichman's crossing on the Wakarusa, Saturday afternoon, in the tallyho, returning by moonlight at 11 p.m. The party was composed of the Misses Emma and Sue Gearing, Cavin, Case, Bowen, Gephart, Tomlinson, Pollman, and Soxman, and the Messrs. Snyder, Lang, Brown, Souder, Miller, Smith, Myers, Grimes and Upham. All report a very pleasant time. 282 Kansas University Weekly. "The Tempest" given at the Opera house Thursday and Friday evenings under the management of Georgia H. Brown was an enimently successful affair. The advance sale of tickets being more than the house could accommodate and the satisfaction of the two audiences being so great, the play will be repeated Tuesday night, May 25th. Y. W. C. A. Picnic. That college girls know how to have a good time was proven at the spread given last Saturday afternoon by the Y. W. C. A. in honor of the Seniors. The table, which was spread on the campus in front of Snow Hall, groaned in self-complacence, and the classic atmosphere sharpened the appetites of the feasters. Miss Stone made an admirable toastmaster. The first toast, Our Seniors, was given by Miss McGregor, and responded to by Miss Warren. Miss Hickey told of the possibilities of vacation, when a young woman's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love, and Miss Lewelling expatiated on the Joys and Sorrows of the Lunch Room. To Miss Starr was assigned the subject of Recollections of University Life—what they will be to the post-graduate. Miss Woodman spoke of the Spirit of Good Fellowship, which was so happily exemplified in the assembled company. Miss Snow, the president of the association, made a very pleasing extemporaneous speech. The Pavilion Party. The Kappa Kappa Gammas entertained their gentlemen friends at a very pleasant pavilion party last Monday night at the home of Mr. J. D. Bowersock. The lawn presented a most attractive appearance, rows of chinese lanterns and other lights being stretched from tree to tree and settees and hammocks distributed throughout the yard. The pavilion was very tastefully decorated with the fraternity colors and flowers. Rugs and carpets were spread upon the tennis court adjoining the pavilion from a grotto in the corner of which ices were served. Buch's orchestra furnished music for the dancing, which was kept up until a late hour. The out-of-town guests were Misses Emma Shephard, of Burlingame, May Burwell, of Wichita, Conie Bear of Paola and Sampson of Salina. Commencement Exercises. The following are the arrangements for commencement as far as completed: Thursday, June 3, annual concert of school of music; Friday, June 4, annual exhibition of the elocutionary department; Monday, June 7. at 8 p.m. Phi Beta Kappa address by Prof. Olin Templin; Tuesday morning, June 8, at 10 o'clock, address to the law school by Judge John F. Phillips of Kansas City; Tuesday night, alumni address by S.C.Smith,of Kansas City; Wednesday morning, June 9, at 10 o'clock commencement exercises and address to graduates by Rev. Washington Gadden of Columbus Ohio. Chapel Notes. Dr. Cordley has been the leader this week. Monday's subject was the lightness of the burden that we take up from a sense of duty, and the comparative ease of a life full of work over that which feels no demands upon it. Tuesday's subject was the true basis of honor seen in service, not in authority; Wednesday's, the breadth of our nature and the necessity of cultivating all sides of it. Prof. Cowan took Dr. Cordley's place Thursday morning. Chemistry Notes. H. E. Davis has been granted a fellowship in the department of bacteriology in the University of Chicago. He will study under Prof. Jordan. Irving H. Morse, '91, who is now chemist at a sugar plantation in Louisiana, is becoming quite prominent as a result of some original investigation in the process of sugar manufacture. Prof. Sayre lectured on "Homoeopathy" to his materia medica class Friday morning. Dr. Bartow talked on "Asphaltum" before the civil engineering society Thursday afternoon. Kansas University Weekly. 283 Prof. Wagner gave a review of the report of the Director of the United States Mints, with particular reference to the coinage of gold and silver, before the Chemical Seminary Monday. Dr. Bartow also gave an interesting account of a visit to the Cleveland, Ohio, varnish works. A. P. Ruediger was in Kansas City and Leavenworth the last of the week. Mr. Menke has finished his work and is now on a collecting expedition in Wyoming. Weekly Board Meeting. The editorial board for next year met in room eleven, Wednesday noon in pursuance to a call issued by the editor-in-chief. Miss Pauline Lewelling and Mr.Percy J. Parrott resigned from the board and Miss Josephine Shellabarger and Mr. Alfred Parrott were elected their successors. The following positions were then filled, in some cases by election and in others by appointment: Associates to the Editor-in-Chief, Walter H. Sanford and W. W. Douglas; Literary Editor, Miss Ethel A. Hickey; Associates, Miss Josephine Shellabarger and Miss Eleanora Gephart; Local Editor, Carl L. Cooper; Associates, Archie Hogg, Alumni; Tom Charles, Law; John M. Lee, Engineering; R. G. McKinnie, Athletics; Alva Souder, Exchanges; Gertrude Chapman and Alfred Parrott, Arts; Managing Editor, C. E. Rose; Associate, P. S. Elliott; Art Editor, Prof. A. H. Clark. The new management intend to improve the paper in many ways and have several plans under consideration for that effect. It is hoped to make next year one of the most successful in the history of the paper. Practical Sociology. One of the busiest classes in the University at this time is the one studying Practical Sociology under Professor Blackmar. The class is occupied in preparing and reading reports upon the different subjects assigned to each member. The work comprehends every phase of social life and conditions. The course in sociology extends through the entire year. The first term of the year is devoted to a study of the principles underlying the development and growth of societies. During this term Gidding's, Ward, Kidd and others of the most eminent writers on such subjects, are studied and discussed. The first part of the second term is given to a thorough study of Warner on American Charities. Mr. Warner is the most able and reliable authority in the United States on this subject. During the last part of the second term each student is expected to make a practical application of the principles learned during the preliminary work. To this end each one is given some phase of Social Pathology for original investigation. As illustrative of the breadth of the field covered, there have been among the reports already given: A Study of the Causes of Social Degeneration, by Messrs. Belcher and Ringle. In their preparation these gentlemen explored that notorious part of Kansas City known as "Hell's Half Acre." Mr. Rohrer has read a paper on Criminal Psychology, the result of original investigation among the prisoners confined at our state penitentiary. Mr. Harold Smith reported upon the social condition of Little Italy, the Italian portion of the population of Kansas City. His report was based upon facts learned from an investigating tour of that part of the city. The topic assigned Miss Shire, and reported upon, was Hospital and Scientific Nursing, while Miss Lewelling made a study of the management of Reform Schools, using the schools of Kansas and Iowa as models. These are only a few examples of what is being done by the class. The papers and reports are all good and show much thought and original research. Each report is always followed by a thorough discussion, thus bringing out every phase of the question. The work of the class this year has proved very satisfactory to Professor Blackmar. At the same time the students in that department find in this study a most interesting and valuable one. As a result the number of students taking up this line of work is constantly increasing. Indeed its practical value is being manifested every day as the social problems of our complex civilization continually increase. 284 Kansas University Weekly. Alumni Notes. G. R. Albers, engineer, '96, who has been teaching in the Yale-Princeton school at Chicago, drifted back to Lawrence last week. From Harvard. James H. Patten, '96, expects to go abroad after the session closes at Harvard in June. Thornton Cooke,'93, also intends to spend the summer in Europe, and in the fall will take up his work again in the bank of Herington. Upon his return, Mr. Patten will probably resume his studies at Harvard for another year. Chas. S. Griffin,'94, will spend the summer at Cambridge. R.W.Cone,'95 will return to his home at Seneca, Kas., for the summer. As time passes Columbia College becomes more and more popular with our graduates, due no doubt, to the incomparable equipment of that institution in certain lines. Last fall C.I. McClung,'96, took advanced work there in Cytology, Comparative Neurology and Physiology. Chas.H.Johnson,'92,is a nurse in Marien Symmes hospital, conducted in connection with Columbia. Albert Fullerton,'93, is in the law school, and Fred.M.Raymond,'96 is doing post-graduate work in the academic departments. M. E. Hickey, '93, is in Lawrence for the summer. The Winfield high school, of which he has been principal for the past two years, closed last week. By the time this goes to press V. L. Kellogg, '89, associate professor of entomology, and W. A. Snow, '91, of Leland Stanford Jr. University, will have arrived in Kansas from California. Mr. Kellogg expected to stop off at Emporia with his parents for a visit before coming to Lawrence. He leaves this country for a year's study abroad in June. Mr. Snow will remain in Lawrence for a few weeks' vacation, and will then return to Leland Stanford to resume work. H. F. M. Bear, '90, has been re-elected superintendent at Wellington, and T. W. Butcher, 94, principal of high school. D. H. Wilson, Law '93, has been appointed assistant U. S. district attorney in northern district of Indian Territory. Pliny L. Soper, Arts 81, is the U. S. district attorney. C. C. Brown, '96, came over from Olathe on his wheel Thursday. Will stay around until after commencement, then return to Olathe. Adelia A. Humphrey, '95, of Sedalia, Mo., is in town for a short time. G. I. Adams, '93, reached Lawrence Friday morning. Mr. Adams has been doing work in paleontology and geology abroad. He spent the winter at Munich, and did a month's work each in the museums at Paris and London. Athletic Notes. The Seniors won the Junior-Senior game. Score 11 to 8. The Betas defeated the Phi Psis in first final game of the inter-fraternity games. The regular team goes to Lincoln, Neb., on the 28th, to play the Nebraska University. Every one should see the Baker vs K. U. game tomorrow. Butchart the phenomenal college pitcher, who has proven so effective against other teams, will be in the box for the visitors. SENIORS VS FACULTY. The annual game between the Seniors and Faculty of the University proved the greatest drawing card of the season. Bulletins containing information as to the condition of players and as to probable results were posted every fifteen minutes during the forenoon session. The encitement reached its height when the Seniors with their purple and white aprons galloped into the field and Umpire Moody called "play ball" in a "do or die" tone of voice. The largest crowd of the season filled the grand stand, and coaching parties including the gorgeously decorated tally-ho containing the "better-halves" of the faculty team covered the field. Prof. Gimmy Green the faculty captain was accorded a tumultuous ovation as he with dignified men plucked a willow wand from the earth and perambulated up to the plate to smite the leathern sphere which two grave and reverend seniors were hurling between them with terrific speed. But it was not to be, and the Kansas University Weekly. 285 aged captain took a walk to first base on balls. But there were others, who could not or would not impose on the worthy Seniors and who did with malice aforethought and with savage twinklings in their eyes, swing their bats to meet and crush the circling sphere. But Blackmar and Clark went out. Green became tangled in a knotty problem of law and paused in his mad career between second and third and was put out. And so the game went on, each play causing roars from the assembled multitude. Cowan proved himself to be a sprinter of undeveloped merit in catching Alder in attempt to regain third base. Blake hid the ball up his sleeve and caught McMurray napping at first. Adams advertised for shin guards for next year's game. Marvin's mathematical judgment served him well in running bases. The final score was twenty to thirteen in favor of the Seniors. K. U. VS MANHATTAN. K. U. won the game with the Kansas Agricultural College by a score of nine to six. It was a game to suit the fans. Every body hit the ball and the 'Varsity won the game simply by its superior fielding. Green for the visitors and Stanley for the home team pitched a weak game. Grigg's work at bat and in the field was the feature of the game. A good erowd was in attendance. Mathematical Models. The University has just received from L. Brill, of Darmstadt, Germany, a shipment of mathematical models for the department of mathematics. These fine models with one or two exceptions are made of plaster of Paris and are very handsome. They will be used chiefly for the purpose of illustrating the work of solid analytical geometry, theory of curves and surfaces, and in the theory of functions. There are seventeen pieces as follows: Elliptic cone, hyperboloid of two sheets, confocal surfaces of second order; each showing the lines of curvature. A triaxial ellipsoid and an ellipsoid of rotation, each showing the geodetic lines. Two surfaces of constant positive curvature showing lines of curvature; one surface with constant negative curvature, on which two kinds of geodetic lines are marked in green and red; four minimal surfaces, or surfaces of constant mean curvature, each having marked the geodetic lines. Two string models of ruled surfaces of the third order, one of these is the Calley surface. Three models of types of Reimann's surfaces for use in the theory of functions. This set of models is a valuable addition to the equipment of the department of mathematics and will be of great help to the advanced students of mathematics. The Graduate Department. The growing number of graduate students and the increasing importance of that part of the university work have led to the organization of a graduate school, the Faculty of which will in the future have charge of all work for the higher degrees. The result of the change is to separate the graduate work more definitely from the undergraduate, and give greater distinctness to the requirements for the higher degrees, including that af A.M., a real meaning and value. A statement of the conditions of admission to the Graduate School and of the courses of study offered in it is contained in the new catalog. It will be interesting reading for Seniors. S Summer Specialties. DOUDLE BREASTED SERGE COATS. SKELETON COATS AND VESTS. CRASH SUITS. ENDLESS VARIETY NEGLIGEE SHIRTS. STRAW HATS. UNDERWEAR. Bromelsick's. 286 Kansas University Weekly. The Senior Play. The following is the cast of characters for the Senior play, entitled "The House-Boat on the Styx," to be presented at the Opera House Wednesday, June 2, under the direction of Miss Georgia Brown: Scipio...Arthur L. Falloon Senator Jumper...Gomer M. Thomas Charon...Harold W. Smith Baron Dychehausen...Charles L. Fay Dr. Johnson...Harry R. Kohn Prof. Kilrox...Richard R. Price Sir Walter Raleigh...Frederick H. Wood George Washington...Charles C. Powell Diogenes...Robert E. Everett Prof. Codder...Leon N. Flint Confucius...Will McMurray Napoleon Bonaparte...Percy J. Parrott Bacon...Roy M. Robinson Shakespeare...Roy T. Osborn Jimmy Green...Andrew W. Mann Socrates...Will T. Reed Capt. Kidd...Eugene C. Alder Xantippe...Pauline Lewelling Queen Elizabeth...May Gardner Mrs. Lease...Anna M. Shire Mrs. Noah...Elizabeth Warren Mrs. Diggs...May F. Riggs Ophelia...Ida G. Smith Ruth Ashmore...Helen G. Metcalf Mrs. Codder...Genevieve C. Howland Portia...Bessie E. Growe Mrs. Jumper...Maude Landis Mr. Jonah...Charles A. Katherman Wellington...Alfred J. Wise Students can have their negatives taken by Mrs.Shane at the Old Home gallery near the river, or by J.B.Shane at the Iron Clad on south Massachusetts street. Work will be satisfactory in either case. How to Make Money. Students and others who wish to improve their time profitably while in school or during the summer months, should take an agency for Everybody's Dictionary, vest pocket size. This little dictionary contains over 33,000 words and is the most useful book published. One man has sold more than 1,500 copies. It makes a splendid "side line" in connection with other business. Write for catalogue and terms, to The Practical Text Book Co., Cleveland, Ohio. Exchange Notes. The honors in the recent Interstate oratorical contest held at Columbia, Mo., were awarded as follows: Missouri first, Colorado second, and Minnesota third. The college year at the University of Chicago is divided up into quarters. Three of these constitute a year's work and in this manner the students can choose their own vacation time. When the professors teach steadily for three full years they are allowed a year's absence on full pay.—Ex. President Eliot recommends to Harvard students to study ten hours, sleep eight, exercise two, leaving four hours for meals and social duties.--Ex. See those new HARWOOD MANDOLINS at Straffon's Drug Store. MUSIC. R. S. SAUNDERS. PROFESSIONAL TEACHER OF GUITAR, MANDOLIN, BANJO AND ZITHER. STUDIO 829 MASS. ST., UPSTAIRS. SEND FOR CATALOGUE OF NEW MUSIC. For your SPRING CLOTHING and HATS see ... M. J. SKOFSTED, As he has special bargains to offer you. 824 ASS. STREET. Thudium Bros., Dealers in FRESH and SALT MEATS. Telephone 121. 802 Mass. Street. Kansas University Weekly. 287 Give your shorthand and type-writing work to Miss Kate S. Soule, 1105 Mass. St. The Tipton Barber Shop and Bath Rooms. Stewart & Wagner, Proprietors. 838 Massachusetts Street. Just what you want: those gymnasium suits sold at Smith's News stand. Copying on typewriter, M. F. Laycock. Goodnight will give you a dozen good photographs for $1. Call and see him. He will give you first-class work at low prices. Robt. Edmondson will do your shoe repairing at No. 11 East Warren street. Base ball and Tennis goods at Smith's News Stand. Students get your shoes repaired at Lindsay's. First door north of Tiptons Barber Shop. MRS. S. E. LUTHER, . . . Telephone 26. Orders by Mail or Telephone Promptly Filled on Short Notice. FLORIST. Plants, Flowers, Floral Designs and Decorations. Greenhouses, South Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansaas. We Have Them. Wide, easy Shoes for tired feet. Pointed toes in Ox Blood, Brown and Black for dress occasions. Heavy goods for hard wear. Oxfords for ladies. We have a full assortment in every line and at prices that you can afford. A lot of small sizes in ladies' Oxfords for 75c a pair, worth two or three times the price. Just in, a new lot of Ladies Bicycle Boots at $2.50 FISCHER & SON. CULVER'S ... CASH GROCERY, 639 MASS. ST. The Club Grocery of the City. STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS IN EVERY WAY. TELEPHONE 77. K. S. U. Bouquet, The most delicate, fragrant and lasting perfume on the market. For sale only at Barber Bros., Drug Store. Students, save a dollar by having your picture taken at Goodnight's gallery. You can get a dozen first-class cabinets for $2. Go to Smith's News Stand for your canes, late periodicals, etc. THE GREAT LAKES AND THE INLAND RESORTS of Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan afford means of enjoyment despite the heat of summer. Cool breezes, generous shade. If you want a vacation at reasonable cost and at reasonable period, apply to agent Santa Fe Route, or W. J, Black, G. P. A., A. T. & S. F. Ry., Topeka, Kan., for details. QUICKLY REACHED VIA SANTA FE ROUTE. FAXON THE SHOE MAN Solicits The Shoe Trade of the town. "Old Hickory" Bicycles. Continuous Laminated Frame. "It's Springy, yet has no Springs." Twice as Strong as other Wheels. None like it! None equal it! --and ERWIN H. EBERHARDT, AGENT, At Bell's Music Store. SOLD ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN. A PLAIN ARGUMENT. Standard Guage - - Tubing - Actual Size. LOOK IN THIS END . . AND. THEN AT THIS. Cross Section of Our Main Fram Actual Size BACH LUTZER 'OLIN BELL, Western Distributing Agent for Shaw Pianos, Russell Pianos. Bay State Washburn Other First Class Pianos. Schwarzer PIANOS TO RENT. Mandolins Easy Payments if desired. Special Prices to K. U. Students. Guitars. 'OLIN BELL, LAWRENCE, Ks. Point YOUR ORDERS FOR Football and Athletic Goods ...AT... Schmelzer Arms Co. The largest and cheapest Sporting Goods House in the West. 710-712 and 714 Main Street, KANSAS CITY, MO. Wm. Wiedemann 米 Oyster Parlor. 米 Fine Confections. The Wilder Bros. Shirt Co. O SHIRT MAKERS ---- AND ---- GENT'S FURNISHING. Rules for self measurement and samples sent on application. All measures registered Our laundry work is not surpassed in the West. O SIMPSON & KELLEY University Solicitors. 1027 MASS. STREET. ★ ★ ★STAR BAKERY, ★* HENRY GERHARD & BRO., PROP'S. WE SOLICIT THE PATRONAGE OF THE PEOPLE. . . CHAS. HESS, MEAT MARKET. Choice Fresh and Salt Meats Always on hand. . . . . . 941 MASS. ST. ...Telephone 14... DONNELLY BROTHERS, LIVERY, FEED & HACK STABLES Corner New Hampshire & Winthrop Sts. Telephone No.100. WILLIS THE PHOTOGRAPHER. 933 Mass. Street. CIGARS, PIPES, TOBACCO, PLAYING CARDS. Brooks, 825 Mass. St. GOOD BOATING.. is within the reach of every K. U. student. The prices are reasonable, the boats clean and perfectly safe. See us at the BOAT HOUSE. WE CARRY The largest assortment of summer weight clothing in Serge coat and vest from $3.50 to $5.00. Crash suits for $3.50, also caps or hats to match. Come and see them at THE HUB. ABE LEVY... ---IS--- SELLING OUT ABE LEVY AGENT. -- TO -in New England. One fee registers in both offices H.C, FELLOW, Western Manager. QUIT BUSINESS. HIS ENTIRE STOCK WILL BE SOLD AT REDUCED PRICES. WOOLF BROS. LAUNDRY GO. LAUNDRY GO. WILL McMURRAY, Solicitor Goods called for and delivered. BEAL & GODDING --- KEEP THE POPULAR LIVERY STABLE. Telephone 139. McClure & Simpson. OUR AIM: The Best Quality at Cheapest Prices Special attention to club trade. 1023 MASS. ST. TELEPHONE 15. W. W. SAVAGE, Successor to KIRBY & HILL. Will gladly furnish anything you want in FINE AND STAPLE GROCERIES. 1300 Massachusetts Street. TYPEWRITING----716 Miss. Strete. CONSOLIDATED BARB WIRE CO. PLAIN WIRE, BARB WIRE. WIRE NAILS, BALE TIES. LAWRENCE. KAS. J. M. JONES, GROCERIES AND MEATS, Special Rates to Clubs. 706 Mass. St. Telephone 111. Go to the Old Reliable STUDENTS' SHOEMAKER JAS.E. EDMONDSON,915 Mass. St. Wanted-An Idea Who can think of some simple thing to patent? Protect your ideas; they may bring to pace you Write JOHN WEDDERBURN & CO., Patent Attorneys, Washington, D. C., for their $1,800 prize offer and new list of one thousand inventions wanted. Winship Teachers Agency (New England Bureau of Education) 3rd. Somerset St. Boston. Oldest, and most reliable. COONROD & SMITH BUSINESS COLLEGES TOPEKA, KANS., Four schools under one management summer. Work is practical and complete Kansas City, Mo.; St. Joseph, Mo.; Atchison, Kas.; Lawrence, Kas Students may enroll at any time. School is in session throughout the BUSINESS, SHORTHAND, PENMANSHIP AND ENGLISH COURSES. Handsome catalogue giving full information mailed free upon application at either school. Address COONROD & SMITH ASU AHIRA PER ASPERA Vol. 1V. No.17. May 29,1897. The Kansas University WEEKLY. The only official and authorized weekly publication at the University of Kansas. JOURNAL PRINTING CO. LAWRENCE. W. S. BUNN, M. D. ALFRED HULTNER. B.S. M.D. DRS. BUNN & HULTNER, Physicians and Surgeons. Office: Merchants Bank Building. First Floor. Telephone 195. Lawrence, Kansas. F. D. MORSE, M. D. Residence, 1041 Tenn. Street. Office, over Woodward's Drug Store. PROF. SAMUELS, The Great Occulist. 606 Kansas Ave., Topeka, Kansas. Persons having trouble with their eyes will do well to consult him. A. W. CLARK, M. D., (Harvard '84.) PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Residence 1224 Tennessee Street. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. A. J. ANDERSON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office and residence 717 Vermont St. Tele. 124. C. E. ESTERLY, DENTIST. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. EDWARD BUMGARDNER, M. D., D. D. S. ∴ ∴ DENTIST ∴ ∴ 809 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. HAROLD McCRORY, D. D. S., SURGEON DENTIST. Office over Faxon's Shoe Store. MRS. WADE'S HOME BAKERY Is the place to get Saratoga Chips, Fresh Ham, Tea Rolls, Bread, Pies and Cakes. They are fresh every evening. 1025 MASS. ST. If you want a good CLEAN SHAVE or a first-class HAIR CUT See S. W. CALDWELL His prices are low, his work is beyond competition. DAVIES, A full line of spring suitings just receivd. Call and see him before investing. At the old stand. THE STUDENTS TAILOR. 7uttermeister's is the place for Confections Soda and Ice Cream. PHONE 188 WATKINS NATIONAL BANK. Capital, $150,000. Surplus, 15,000. A general banking business transacted. Exchange on all principal cities of the world. - DIRECTORS:- J. B. WATKINS, President, C. A. HILL, Vice President, PAUL R. BROOKS, Cashier. W. E. HAZEN, Asst. Cashier. JACOB HOUSE, J. L. JONES, ALBERT HERNING. CLASS PINS In new '97 designs made exclusively by us in solid gold $1.50 and up. Designs and estimates submitted. COMMENCEMENT INVITATIONS as manufacturers, we offer styles and prices unobtainable elsewhere. Send for samples and prices. JACCARD'S, 1034 Main Street, Kansas City, Mo. @ LAWRENCE NATIONAL BANK. UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY. CAPITAL, $100,000. Does a general banking business and issues bills of exchange on all the principal cities of Europe. J. D. Bowersock, R. W. Sparr, President. Vice President. Walter L. Howe, H. E. Benson, Cashier. 2nd Vice President. J. D. Bowersock, R.W.Sparr, F.W.Barteldes H. L. Moore, F.A. Bailey, H.S.Hall J. H. Glathart, A.Henley, W.R. Williams The Kansas University Weekly. VOL. IV. LAWRENCE, KANSAS, MAY 29, 1897. No.17. Editor-in-Chief. HAROLD W. SMITH, Associate: RICHARD R. PRICE. Literary Editor: WALTER H. SANFORD. Associates: L. HEIL, PAULINE LEWELLING, ETHEL HICKEY, Local Editor: CARL L. COOPER. Associates: ARCHIE HOGG, - - - - - Alumni. PERCY PARROTT, - - - Snow Hall. WM. H. CLARK, - - - Exchanges. DAISY STARR, - - School of Fine Arts. CLARENCE SPELLMAN. - - Law. WILL McMURRAY, - - Athletics. H. E. DAVIES, - - Pharmacy. ALVAH SOUDER, C. A. ROHRER. Managing Editor. C. E. ROSE. Associate: TOM CHARLES. Shares in the Weekly one dollar each. Every student and instructor may purchase one share upon application to the Treasurer, Charles A. Wagner or the secretary, Percy J. Parrott. Subscription 50 cents per annum in advance. Address all business communications to C. E. Rose, Lawrence, Kansas. Official Organ of the Kansas College Press Association. Entered at the Lawrence postoffice as second class matter. A vast improvement over last year in the work of the Oratorio Society was noticeable last Wednesday night. THE EXPERIMENT of holding public commencement recitals of the School of Music at University Hall has proven eminently successful. KANSAS HAS always been prominent in athletics, but it has neglected one branch thereof for which it has excellent facilities. Boating, as a college sport, has never been popular here. Occasional vain attempts have been made to arrange regattas. We ought to have a crew. Other inland colleges have them, and give them royal support. Our boating course is par excellence; our athletic rank among the colleges would insure us recognition as oarsmen. Rowing ought to be very popular with some of our foot ball men. After their season they are apt to become inactive in athletics. Boating might induce them to work themselves out a little in the spring. We trust that next year the Athletic Association may see fit to take up the "crew" idea. A NOTEWORTHY publication of recent date is a map of the vicinity of Lawrence, issued by the Kansas University Country Club. The purpose of this club is by this time well known. The publication of a county map attests in part the fact that the organization has realized its end. The map is a "descriptive guide, pointing out many of the chief places of natural or historical interest." It is published in small folder form and is very neat and simple. In a note appended it is requested that all who are in any way interested in the Country Club and its work shall send in such information as will lend to the improvement of the map. Corrections are also solicited. The first edition of five hundred copies is about exhausted and the second edition will be on sale before the close of the term. The original map will soon be 294 Kansas University Weekly. hung in the hallway of the Main Building. The Country Club has become a university fixture. THE FOLLOWING from the editorial columns of the Kansas City Star is a gratifying testimonial and a frank expression of a prevalent sentiment regarding Kansas University in its relation to Kansas City, Mo.: Kansas City has always taken a deep interest in the University of Kansas at Lawrence, and has always been represented in the body of students there. In Kansas City a large number of Kansas University men find their homes and vocations. Among the universities sought by graduates of the Kansas City High School the Kansas institution ranks with Harvard, Yale, Princeton and Michigan. General gratification will, therefore, be felt at the announcement that the third graduate scholarship in Latin, established by Prof. Holmes of the Kansas University, has just been endowed by Kansas City business men. The two other scholarships are the David H. Robinson scholarship, named in honor of the first Latin professor of the university, and the Lawrence citizens' scholarship, each paying $100 a year for five years. The Kansas City scholarship pays $200 a year for the period of five years, when it expires by limitation. The scholarships are open to those students who have taken their baccalaureate degree from the University of Kansas or any other institution of recognized standing, or to those students whose previous Latin training shall justify their appointment and who are looking forward to one of the higher degrees. Appointments are made by the Chancellor and Board of Regents of the University of Kansas, and needed preliminary information can be obtained on application to the University." Literacy. Dale Weston's Clue. A clatter in the hallway was followed by a heavy blow on the door, and Dale Weston burst into his friend's office exclaiming, "Confound it, Doc, why don't you make 'em keep that hall lighted at night? Folks 'll think you want people to break their bones so that you can get more practice. Between the dark passages and the bad sidewalks in this town, a fellow takes his life in his hands when he goes to see a friend." "Hello, Dale, it's you, is it? I thought it was a cyclone. Take a chair and state your symptoms. Let me see your tongue; I'm afraid it is being over-worked these days. How's your heart? Been to see a 'friend,' I believe you said. You must take more sleep; these cases are apt to become chronic, and —" "O, 'ring off,' old Saw-bones; I was thinking I had a friend here when I concluded to stop, but I find only a candidate for the lunatic asylum —" "First rate symptom. Feel natural when you found yourself?" "As if anybody but a 'jay' could feel natural in such a blamed town as this;" said Dale giving up the fight. "What are you doing in your office at this time of night? I saw your light and like to broke my neck coming to look after your welfare." "I see. Head in the clouds all evening; a little dazed yet; wait until I finish this batch of medical reports of the new lodge, and I'll take you home. By the way, when can you come around for your examination?" "To-morrow. I'm going up North the first of the week." “Be gone long?” Dale folded his arms, leaned back in his chair and gazed critically at the ceiling before replying. Presently he said, "Well no, not more than sixty or seventy years at the farthest. This will be a good place in which to be buried, I imagine." "Dale Weston, I believe, by Hippocrates you are crazy. What do you mean?" Kansas University Weekly. 295 "I mean," was the deliberate answer, "that my well-beloved uncle, the lumber-king, has offered me the position of Lord High Boss in one of his lumber-camps and I am going to take it." "But I thought you always expected to be promoted to the position of manager of the lumber-yard here at home." "He offered me my choice. There's better pay up North, and, as I do not care a rap for this town or its people, I'm going to rough it awhile." "Now I know that you are crazy—a fool— to sacrifice the start you have made here in your native town. Everybody knows you and respects you for what you made of your opportunities. There is not a business man in town but what acknowledges your clear judgment and good sense in business matters; and the dear mammas were always praising your kindness and thoughtfulness till the rest of us fellows used to feel like mobbing you; and the young ladies—now there's Miss Stelland: if Madame Rumor—" Dale's chair came down with a bang. "Hang Madam Rumor!" he almost shouted. Straightening up he continued, "a fellow can't go with a girl twice in succession in this town but he's in love with her, and three times is as good as an engagement because all the rest of the young folks withdraw and leave a clear field. I never saw another such a set of weak-minded people paired off, even down to the school-children. Marrying and giving in marriage seem to be 'the chief end of man' in this town. Now Miss Stelland is a nice girl and has good sense, and she appreciates my efforts when I try to make her vacation here as pleasant as possible—a fellow'd be a brute not to take pity on a girl thrown among such 'spoony' people—but that's no reason why they should set our wedding day next June, just after she graduates, is it?" "N-no, I guess not," replied his friend meekly "but then I have not made such a careful study of our society as you seem to have done. I had no idea that you were making such a martyr of yourself to uphold your native town during the visit of Miss Stelland. But I must finish these reports to-night without fail. There's the last magazine, I'll be ready to go home in a half an hour or so." Dale got up and went over to the window to look out; nothing but blackness. He turned and crossed the room to examine his friend's diploma; but he had seen it so often that he knew the Latin words by heart, and so, in a moment he was on the go again. Nothing in the room could hold his attention and after awhile he was merely pacing up and down the room, head bowed and arms folded. "What's the matter with you to-night, Dale?" what's the matter with you to-night, Dale?" "Nothing," said Dale with a start; "I'm just in a hurry to get home; that's all." And throwing himself into an easy chair, he picked up the magazine and began listlessly to turn the leaves. Soon some fragmentary conversation caught his eye and his face lighted up. He read to the bottom of the page but instead of turning to the next he went back to the beginning of the story. Settling himself comfortably in the chair he was soon lost to his surroundings. "Ready to go, Dale?" "Um hum" came from the depths of the chair but was followed by no movement on the part of the occupant. Seeing his friend so absorbed in the magazine, the doctor leaned back in his office chair, placed his feet carefully on the desk before him and proceeded to make himself comfortable while waiting for the story to come to an end. He was just beginning to doze when he was aroused by the sound of something falling to the floor. Dale with hands clasped behind his head was lying back in his chair gazing thoughtfully at the ceiling. On the floor at his side lay the magazine where it had fallen when it slipped from his lap. "Did they get married?" Dale started violently. "Oh! the story? No; he went off to Africa and died, and she devoted the rest of her life to charity. Have you read it?" I've been busy since it came." "No; I've been busy since it came." "I wish that you had. I'd like to have your opinion of the—the characters. You have studied literature." "And you have studied human nature in general and the society of our town in particular. 296 Kansas University Weekly. An author could do no more. So what is your own opinion of the characters ?" "I thought the fellow seemed about right but I am not so sure of the girl." "Why not?" "Well you see," began Dale slowly, "the fellow regarded her as almost an angel and wondered if it would be possible for her to love such a fellow as he was. So while he hesitated to press his suit for fear of precipitating a refusal, he could not altogether give up hope. All he wanted was a clue of some kind, and at last he hit upon the plan of telling her that he was going to Johannesburg to seek his fortune, and watching her closely to note the effect of the news. If she should seem troubled by the information, he stood ready to give up the trip for her sake, otherwise he had just as lief go as stay. She listened very calmly to his story and wished him success in his venture. The poor fellow was so badly used up that he really made up his mind to go to Africa and was soon on the way. She received a good many offers of marriage after that but refused them all and when there came tidings of this fellow's death from fever, she withdrew from society and devoted her life to the relief of the poor. Now what is your opinion?" "Just the opposite of yours," replied the doctor. "I think that her character is consistent; but if his is, he was a fool; that's all. But it's midnight; let's get out of here." On the way home the doctor did most of the talking, trying to persuade Dale to give up the idea of going North. Dale had very little to say until they reached the doctor's gate, when he proposed a bargain. Dale was to accept the home lumber-yard and the doctor was to promise never to tell anyone of the intention Dale had had of accepting the position up North. The doctor thought the arrangement a little strange, but he was so well pleased with the success of his arguments in favor of the home town that he readily agreed, and the bargain was closed. W.W.D. Locals. F. L. Glick was on the hill Tuesday. There are several picnics billed for to-day. J. F. Hall made a trip to Marion, Thursday. C. C. Brown returned to Olathe, Thursday. Chancellor Snow lectured at Pleasanton last night. The Phi Delts will have a "Stag" banquet next Tuesday night. There will be an informal dancing party at Journal Hall to-night. O. C. Chapin, of Springdale, was a visitor at the University this week. W. T. Reed was in Kansas City several days this week on foot ball matters. The map prepared by the Country Club is filling a long felt want as is evidenced by the fact that a second edition has become necessary. The professors and instructors have been requested to give "quizzes" in every subject next Friday. H. E. Davies has secured a fellowship in the University of Chicago which pays $500 annually. Irving Hill, assistant in the Neodesha High School, has been visiting friends in Lawrence this week. Rev. Wolcott Calkins, of Kansas City, Mo., will deliver the Baccalaureate Sermon Sunday evening, June 6. The clock on the Physics building is again in running order, much to the satisfaction of those who depend upon it for the time. A quiz on Sales Friday afternoon completed the work of the Junior Law class for the term and many have left for their homes. Kansas University Weekly. 297 O. S. Avery, of William Jewell College, was on the hill Tuesday. He is agent for a Kansas City lecture bureau. Prof. Hodder's class in Presidential Administrations presented him with four volumes of Van Holt's Constitutional History of the United States, as a token of their appreciation of his work. O.T.Hester made the presentation speech. The Junior class of the Engineering school have in all probability the most curious yell of all the classes. It is as follows: Hyperbolic Paraboloid Tangent to a helicoid! Intersection of two spheres! We're the'98 Engineers! The Senior play will be given next Wednesday night and will doubtless be greeted by the crowded house that it merits. The play itself is very amusing being replete with hits at the faculty, students and the last legislature. The fact that Miss Brown is in charge of its presentation is a guarantee that it will be properly acted. A. Correction. In writing out the cast of the Senior play from memory a most unfortunate mistake was made in omitting the name of Miss Edith M. Davis who plays the most touching "Ophelia" imaginable. Miss Smith has not the part of Ophelia, as given, but is an original and enterprising barber named "Delilah." O. T. HESTER, Mgr. Junior Ghost Party. Of all the parties given by University students this year the most novel was that given on Saturday evening the 22nd inst. in Library Hall. It was a reception given to the Seniors by the members of the Junior class. The unique invitations consisting of a hand painting of a skull gave the idea that something out of the usual order was expected. The result proved that none were disappointed. The hall was handsomely decorated, the colors of the Senior class being conspicuous. On a throne at the end of the hall sat Pluto and Proserpina, and it was only on the command of Pluto that "the spirits" were admitted. The one requirement made of the spirits for admission was that they be masked and attired in white. When admitted they were required to kneel before the throne and then were free to stroll about. At 9:30 all the spirits joined in a grand march. After its close all were seated in a semi-circle before the throne of Pluto and Proserpina. The lights were then turned off and it was at that time that Library Hall witnessed the most ghastly scene of its existence. Seated in the centre of the group of "spirits" Professor Dunlap told an original ghost story which "brought down the house." At 10:15 masks were removed, after which refreshments were served and games and dancing occupied the remainder of the evening. Music was furnished throughout the evening by Saunder's orchestra. The Pi Phi Reception. Thirty years ago this spring, seven young women at Monmouth College, Monmouth, Ill., founded the organization now known as the Pi Beta Phi fraternity. Though it suffered the disadvantage of being the pioneer Greek Letter Society among women, it flourished and grew rapidly, until it now numbers twenty-seven chapters scattered from the Atlantic to the Pacific, including some five hundred and fifty active members. The Chapter in Kansas State University, Kansas Alpha, was established in 1873, Miss Hannah Oliver, Mrs. Gertrude Boughton Blackwelder, and Mrs. L. H. Perkins being among the charter members. The thirtieth anniversary of "Founder's Day" was fitly celebrated last Saturday by a reception tendered to the active Chapter by the Alumnae and other resident members of the fraternity, at the home of Mrs. Schmidtmeyer. After a dainty lunch, toasts were proposed and responded to by Mrs. Wilcox, Mrs. Allen of Kansas City, Miss Warren, Miss Hutchinson and Mrs. Spangler. Miss Josephine March read letters sent for the occasion, by Mrs. Nellie Bay Raymond of Troy, N. Y., and Mrs. Flora 298 Kansas University Weekly. Hadley Little of Whittier, California, both members of Kansas Alpha. An interesting part of the entertainment was the inspection of an album, containing pictures of the graduate members of the Chapter, collected recently, to be placed among the memorabilia of the fraternity. Those attending the reception from out of town were Miss Ethel Beecher Allen of Kansas City, Mrs. Belle Roberts Armstrong of Topeka, and Miss Mary Frost of Topeka, Kansas. Science Notes. Mr. Riggs has been offered a fellowship in the University of Princeton. The class in Zoology has dropped the classification of birds, and taken up anatomical work. Mr. Harvey Brown has forwarded to Snow Hall a large box of relics which were collected chiefly from Matabele and Mashona. It is a splendid contribution and of much value to the student of ethnology. The Natural History Journal Club met Wednesday. Mr. Adams gave an interesting talk on his trip through Europe, and Mr. Howard spoke of relative value of certain disinfectants. Sociology and Economics. The class in advanced economics has closed its work in railroads, land and taxation. Prof. Blackmar delivered a commencement address last Friday night to the graduating class of the High School at Solomon. On the first of June he will deliver a lecture on "Civilization and Progress" before the students and citizens of Great Bend. Since the last account of the work being done in advanced Sociology, the following reports have been given: Jewish Charities in American Cities, by Miss Ida Smith; The Reformatories at Elmira, N. Y., and at Hutchison, and a Study of Bad Boys by Mr. Schutt; The Status of Prohibition in Kansas, Mr. Osborn; The Education of the Blind in Kansas, Miss Gardner; Homes for Working Girls in Large Cities, Miss Gephart; A Practical Study of Prison Management, Mr. Thomas; and Heredity and Social Degeneration,Mr.Edwards. The House Boat on the Styx. There is a very unusual amount of interest in the Senior Play this year. This has been heretofore one of the most successful events of the school year, but the play this year promises to surpass by far any former attempt in that line. In the first place, John Kendrick Bangs' conception was one of the most original and novel and laughably incongruous things that has appeared in recent years. Then the class was very fortunate in the able committee selected to heighten the effect and add point and application by dramatizing it so as to advance the date and take in characters now interesting. Prof. Kilrox and Scipio Africanus discuss the prize fight between Sampson and Goliath in a taking off of Ingalls, his critics, and the local character that is a piece of artistic work entirely above amateur standards. This was written by Richard Price and Robert Everett. Baron Dychehausen, Senator Jumper and Pauline Lewellings' "Zantippi" are equally able. Manager Hester has been besieged for advance tickets for three weeks and it has been generally rumored that a fancy price would be charged, but the play is so entirely popular, the actors have so many friends and are so well known, and there is no money making object so the price has been left at fifty cents. The class is lucky in the number of members who have been prominent in such work, notably Harold Smith, Arthur Falloon and Harry Kohn, the two last being among the most important characters in the "Tempest." The night of the play how ever, will reveal the fact that there are a number of bright graduates whose talent has not been known. Miss Brown is very enthusiastic and the class is working hard to have everything in shape for the grand presentation next Wednesday night, June 2. Chemistry Building. Chemical Seminary closed the year with a Symposium at Prof. Bailey's Saturday night. Kansas University Weekly. 299 The Freshman Chemistry class visited the gas works and ice plant last week. The last Quarterly contains an interesting article on "A New Explosive Mixture formed by the Action of Anhydrous Liquid Ammonia upon Iodine," by H. P. Cady. Prof. Templin lectured on "Insanity" before the Prep. Medics Tuesday. This is the last of a very successful series of lectures for which a good deal of credit is due G.W.Stevens,the president of the society. The Sigma Xis held their last meeting of the year at Prof. Bailey's Monday evening. Profs. Williston, Dyche, and Bailey were appointed delegates to the national convention to be held in Detroit. The University is well represented in the State Pharmaceutical Association meeting at Junction City this week. Profs. Sayre and Bailey left Tuesday taking with them a number of papers on medical and chemical subjects by students and members of the Faculty. The end of this college year shows more original investigation than ever before. This department of work is beginning to make itself felt. Dr. Bartow lectured to one division of the Freshman chemistry class Wednesday. Commencement Program. The following is the complete program of the commencement exercises as corrected up to date: Wednesday, June 2, Senior Class play, Opera House, 8 p. m. Thursday, June 4, Commencement Concert Department of Music, University Hall at 8 p. m. Sunday, June 6, Baccalaureate Sermon by Wolcott Calkins, D, D., of Kansas City, Mo., at 8 p. m., in University Hall. Monday, June 7, Class Day Exercises on Campus, at 2 p. m. Phi Beta Kappa address, by Prof. Olin Templin in University Hall at 8. p. m. Pharmacy banquet in Library Hall at 8 p. m. Tuesday, June 8, address to the Law School, by Judge John F. Phillips of Kansas City, Mo., The following is the complete program of the commencement exercises as corrected up to date: Wednesday, June 2, Senior Class play, Opera House, 8 p. m. Thursday, June 4, Commencement Concert Department of Music, University Hall at 8 p. m. Sunday, June 6, Baccalaureate Sermon by Wolcott Calkins, D, D., of Kansas City, Mo., at 8 p. m., in University Hall. Monday, June 7, Class Day Exercises on Campus, at 2 p. m. Phi Beta Kappa address, by Prof. Olin Templin in University Hall at 8. p.m. Pharmacy banquet in Library Hall at 8 p.m. Tuesday, June 8, address to the Law School by Judge John F. Phillips of Kansas City, Mo., at 10 a. m., in University Hall. Annual Alumni address, by Jas. G. Smith,'83, Kansas City, Mo., at 8 p. m., University Hall. Law banquet at 8 p. m., Learnard Hall. Wednesday, June 9, Commencement Exercises of all schools with address by Washington Gadden, Columbus, Ohio, at 10:30 a. m., University Hall. Alumni banquet at 1 p. m., Library Hall. Report of the Treasurer of the Lecture Bureau. TUESDAY, May 25, 1897. The following is the financial statement of the University Lecture Bureau for this year: RECEIPTS. Balance from last year...$160 15 Sale of course tickets...621 20 Single admissions...37 50 Urso concert...16 45 Total...$835 30 DISBURSEMENTS. Salisbury orchestra...$150 00 Murat Halstead...125 00 Swedish quartet...100 00 Mozart symphony club...100 00 Stephens' reading...50 00 Bishop Vincent...98 50 Printing locals, tickets, dates, etc...54 49 Express, posting bills, postage, etc...14 07 Rent of piano...25 00 Use of chapel...30 00 Total...$747 06 Cash balance...88 24 $835 30 Respectfully submitted. WILSON STERLING, Treas. The Senior Play. On Wednesnay, June 2nd will be presented the long looked for Senior Play—"The House Boat on the Styx." This is a dramatization of the story of that title by John Kendrick Bangs. The play however is considerably more than a mere adaptation. Merely the plot and setting of the original story have been used, and additions and variations have been freely introduced. The scene will be laid in the year 1950, and the shades of some well-known personages of to-day 300 Kansas University Weekly. will make their appearance together with the famous historical characters of the past. Some of the University professors will be introduced, the Populist legislators Senator Jumper in particular will receive their share of attention, and an attempt will be made to make it interesting for everybody with local allusions and adaptations. The Seniors have been working hard on this play, and will put it on the stage with all the necessary accessories of scenery and costuming. The mere fact that it is given under the direction of Miss Georgia Brown is a sufficient guarantee that the performance will be excellent. Miss Brown herself says it is the best Senior Play that was ever put on the stage in Lawrence. The Seniors will undoubtedly have a crowded house. Athletic Notes. There is a probability of another game with the Indians before the close of school. Several games are being arranged for Commencement week, on the home grounds. K. U. will meet Ft. Leavenworth in two games, one at Leavenworth and the other here. The Phi Gam-Beta game which was to have taken place last Thursday afternoon has been postponed to next week on account of rain. Manager Fletcher is endeavoring to arrange a game with either Missouri or Nebraska to be played on McCook Field. He promises at least two games during Commencement week. The base ball team left for Lincoln, Nebraska, last Friday. They are to play five games away from home. At Ft. Leavenworth, Lincoln, Manhattan and Topeka, returning to Lawrence on Tuesday. The members of the base ball team left Friday morning at 7:30 o'clock on their northern trip. They played a game in Atchison yesterday and are playing a game with Nebraska today. On the return trip they meet the State Agricultural College nine at Manhattan Monday afternoon. The team is in excellent condition and is expected to vanquish all its opponents. K. U. VS. WASHBURN. The Kansas University ball team played a tie game with the Washburn club at Athletic Park in Topeka. The game was called in the fifth inning on account of rain. Stricklett pitched a good game striking out seven men in five inning. Stanley pitched an unusually good game. Keeler the Haskell catcher was behind the bat, on account of Curry's injured thumb. A return game is being arranged for. BAKER VS. K. U. The 'Varsity defeated their old rivals from Baker by the one sided score of 16 to 7 in the game played last Monday on McCook Field. The visitors went to pieces in the first inning, allowing K. U. to score 6 runs. Butchart was in the box for the visitors. The home secured 14 hits off his delivery. His support was decidedly ragged however. The Methodists were not able to bunch their hits on Stanley and secured but 7 during the game. The 'Varsity team played together at all times and several sensational plays were made. Todd's brilliant stop of Butchart's sharp drive to the infield and Swett's single handed catch of a foul in the seventh inning were the features. Carroll with four hits, two runs, four assists, and one put out was first with Sherman a close second as to general average. Blackshere's work at bat together with a record of five stolen based made him a ready favorite. Peters took Stanley's place in the box in the seventh inning. Housh retired from the game. Archie Hogg and Lieut. Smith of Baker umpired the game. The score: K. U. AB R SH PO A E Sherman, rf...5 3 2 2 O O Todd, ss...6 2 I O 2 I Swett 1b...6 I I 10 O I Carroll, 2b...6 2 4 I 4 I Housh, Peters, cf...5 O I O I O Blackshere, 3b...6 3 I I I I I Griggs, lf...5 2 O 2 O O Keeler, c...5 2 I O O I Stanley, p...5 I 3 O 2 O Total...44 16 14 16 10 5 Kansas University Weekly. 301 Two base hits, Sherman; 3 base hits, Sherman; base on balls, 6; struck out, 9; left on bases, 5. BAKER AB R SH PO A E Henderson 1b. 5 3 0 7 0 2 Gordon rf. 5 0 0 0 0 1 Messinger 2b. 5 I I 5 0 2 Bottsford lf. 5 I I 0 0 0 O. Wright c. 4 O I I 2 2 Butchart p. 5 O O 2 0 1 J. Wright ss. 5 O O 0 3 2 Rissler cf. 4 I 2 O 0 1 Games 3b. 4 I 2 I 0 0 Total 37 7 7 16 5 11 Bases on balls 4, struck out 9, left on bases 7. Baker. o o 3 o I o I o 2— 7 K. U. 6 2 2 4 o I I o —16 Notes from the College World. Credit is given for singing in the chapel choir at the University of Michigan.—Ex. The summer underwear to be had at the Boston Store is just what you want. A woman's gymnasium, to cost $50,000, will soon be built at the University of Michigan.— Ex. Students can have their negatives taken by Mrs. Shane at the Old Home gallery near the river, or by J. B. Shane at the Iron Clad on south Massachusetts street. Work will be satisfactory in either case. California University was victorious in an intercollegiate field day contest with Stanford University recently but was defeated in debate by that school. In the annual contest of the Northern Oratorical League Michigan was awarded first place, Wisconsin second, and Chicago University third. The students of Virginia will honor the memory of Edgar Allen Poe by placing the poet's bust in their main building. Its cost will be defrayed by subscription. -Ex. There are 2,000 students at Cornell this year. This is the largest enrollment in the history of the institution.Integral. Crash suits worth $5.00 for $3.50 at the Boston Store. We have the latest styles in collars, stand up or lay down. BOSTON STORE. Captain Haskell, of the University of California football team, has posted a list of over one hundred students whom he declares to be good football material. They are ordered to show cause at once why they can not turn out and practice for next year's team.-Daily Palo Alto. The college year at the University of Chicago is divided up into quarters. Three of these constitute a year's work and in this manner the students can choose their own vacation time. When the Professors teach steadily for three full years they are allowed a year's absence on full pay.—Occident. Single or double breasted Blue Serge, round or square cut coat and vests at the Boston STORE. The honor system for examinations is being discussed in college circles of our country. A few of the more prominent institutions have already adopted such a system and others are contemplating a similar movement. The object of the honor system is to prevent dishonesty being practiced by students in taking their examinations and to this end the student body assumes the right to render judgment in indi- S ummer Specialties. DOUDLE BREASTED SERGE COATS. SKELETON COATS AND VESTS. CRASH SUITS. ENDLESS VARIETY NEGLIGEE SHIRTS. STRAW HATS. UNDERWEAR. Bromelsick's. 302 Kansas University Weekly. vidual cases and is given authority to punish the offender independent of the faculty of the institution. Two or three of the western state Universities have taken steps in this direction. Among the commendable features of the Yale-Harvard five year arrangement in athletics is that all events, except rowing, are to take place on college grounds. - Ariel. When you get your ties to suit you, From that store you'll order more, And you can't do any better Than trade with the BOSTON STORE. President McKinley has asked the president of Michigan University, James B. Angell, to represent the United States in Constantinople as minister to Turkey. It is thought probable that he will be granted a year's leave of absence. These college men are very slow, They seem to take their ease. For even when they graduate. They do it by degrees.—Ex. It is estimated that the sum of $1,000,000 will be needed to erect the buildings contemplated for the American University at Washington. Kenyon Collegian. For the latest in ties and collars, go to the BOSTON STORE. At a recent meeting of the Board of Regents of the University of Wisconsin, it was decided to make an appropriation to pay the upper classmen, members of the band, for their services. The leader will receive $60 a semester, every other upper classman member $15 a semester, and each member $6 a semester, for the rental of his instrument, if he has one. The upper classmen, of whom the band is largely composed, have objected to playing in the band merely for the service of the under classmen at drill. Ties! ties!! ties!!! what kinds? All kinds especially light plaid and puffs. How much? That 'll be all right. Where? At the Boston STORE. A little green boy in a green little way, The latest styles of collars, Anchor brand, are to be found at the BOSTON STORE. A little green boy in a green little way, A green little apple devoured one day, And the green little grasses now tenderly wave O'er the little green apple boy's green little grave.—Ex. 300 Subscriptions expire next week. Be prompt in renewal. Wanted—An Idea Who can think of some simple thing to patent? Protect your ideas; they may bring to patient! Write JOHN WEDDERBURN & CO, Patent Attorneys, Washington, D.C., for their $1,800 prize offer and new list of one thousand inventions wanted. See those new HARWOOD MANDOLINS at Straffon's Drug Store For your SPRING CLOTHING and HATS see . . . . M. J. SKOFSTED, As he has special bargains to offer you. 824 ASS. STREET. Thudium Bros., Dealers in FRESH and SALT MEATS. Telephone 121. 802 Mass. Street. FAXON THE SHOE MAN Solicits The Shoe Trade of the town. Commencement Presents. --- BEST PLACE TO BUY THEM, L.M.GIBB, PROP. UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE. Kansas University Weekly. 303 Give your shorthand and type-writing work to Miss Kate S. Soule, 1105 Mass. St. The Tipton Barber Shop and Bath Rooms. Stewart & Wagner, Proprietors. 838 Massachusetts Street. Just what you want: those gymnasium suits sold at Smith's News stand. Copying on typewriter, M. F. Laycock. Goodnight will give you a dozen good photographs for $1. Call and see him. He will give you first-class work at low prices. Robt. Edmondson will do your shoe repairing at No. 11 East Warren street. Base ball and Tennis goods at Smith's News Stand. Students get your shoes repaired at Lindsay's. First door north of Tiptons Barber Shop. MRS. S. E. LUTHER, ... Telephone 26. Orders by Mail or Telephone Promptly Filled on Short Motion. FLORIST. Plants, Flowers, Floral Designs and Decorations. Greenhouses, South Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansaas. We Have Them. Wide, easy Shoes for tired feet. Pointed toes in Ox Blood, Brown and Black for dress occasions. Heavy goods for hard wear. Oxfords for ladies. We have a full assortment in every line and at prices that you can afford. A lot of small sizes in ladies' Oxfords for 75c a pair, worth two or three times the price. Just in, a new lot of Ladies Bicycle Boots at $2.50 FISCHER & SON. CULVER'S ... CASH GROCERY, 639 MASS. ST. The Club Grocery of the City. STRICTLY FIRST-CLASS IN EVERY WAY. TELEPHONE 77. CASH GROCERY, 639 MASS. ST. 639 MASS. ST. K. S. U. Bouquet, The most delicate, fragrant and lasting perfume on the market. For sale only at Barber Bros., Drug Store. Students, save a dollar by having your picture taken at Goodnight's gallery. You can get a dozen first-class cabinets for $2. Go to Smith's News Stand for your canes, late periodicals, etc. ONE FARE FOR ROUND TRIP PLUS $2.00 Travel . . . is a joy to those who know how to get the most out of it. Luxurious Pullmans, comfortable chair cars, modern day coaches, regular and appetizing meals at dining rooms or in dining-cars, in connection with shortest distance and time between given points, makes traveling a pleasure at any season of the year. This is what you pay for and get when your ticket reads. Via Santa Fe Route. National Educational Association, Milwaukee, Wis., July 6 to 9, 1897. "Old Hickory" Bicycles. --- Continuous Laminated Frame. 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Rules for self measurement and samples sent on application. All measures registered Our laundry work is not surpassed in the West. @ SIMPSON & KELLEY, University Solicitors. 1027 MASS. STREET. ★ STAR BAKERY, ★★ ★★ HENRY GERHARD & BRO., PROP'S. WE SOLICIT THE PATRONAGE OF THE PEOPLE. . . CHAS. HESS, MEAT MARKET. Choice Fresh and Salt Meats Always on hand . . . . . . 941 MASS. ST. Telephone 14. DONNELLY BROTHERS, LIVERY, FEED & HACK STABLES Corner New Hampshire & Winthrop Sts. Telephone No. 100. WILLIS THE PHOTOGRAPHER 933 Mass. Street. CIGARS, PIPES, TOBACCO, PLAYING CARDS. Brooks, 825 Mass. St. GOOD BOATING.. is within the reach of every K. U. student. The prices are reasonable, the boats clean and perfectly safe. See us at the BOAT HOUSE. WE CARRY The largest assortment of summer weight clothing in Serge coat and vest from $3.50 to $5.00. Crash suits for $3.50, also caps or hats to match. Come and see them at THE HUB. TALKED ABOUT Abe Levy's Quitting Sale. ABE LEVY AGENT. 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Write JOHN WEDDERBURN & CO., Patent Attorneys, Washington, D. C., for their $1,800 prize offer and new list of one thousand inventions wanted. Winship Teachers Agency (New England Bureau of Education) 3rd. Somerset St. Boston. Oldest, and most reliable in New England. One fee registers in both offices H.C, FELLOW, Western Manager. TOPEKA, KANS., COONROD & SMITH BUSINESS COLLEGES Four schools under one management summer. Work is practical and complete Kansas City, Mo.; St. Joseph, Mo.; Atchison, Kas.; Lawrence, Kas. Students may enroll at any time. School is in session throughout the BUSINESS, SHORTHAND, PENMANSHIP AND ENGLISH COURSES. Handsome catalogue giving full information mailed free upon application at either school. Address COONROD & SMITH