K.W.Library 1, The Kansas University Weekly. 103 - he did not be in the way of thinking about your way. Net 10 Nest 19 their way, your way, paranoid, paranoid, paranoid. N.Y.City Station. ON. STREET. THE ONLY OFFICIAL AND AUTHORIZED WEEKLY PUBLICATION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. CONSULCATION STATIOS. AMRS. €L. BEDUCSE Street. AND. AND. geon. School M D School Modern No doc. for college distinguish to CAIRY. GER. G Street. our break chain bronch piece of that it good so send it they will quickly, all charge ESS. .00. Y CO TY. VOL. X. Just Received A very handsome line of WINTER TROUSERS. Which will be sold at bed-rock prices at DAVIES THE STUDENTS' TAILOR. Killin' PHOTO ARTIST. 925 Jackson Bldg. Phone 411 white MORRIS, THE Photo Artist. Students' work a specialty. The only Improted Novelties to be attained in college, 25°. Studio newly titled throughout. 829 Mass. St. 'Phone 312. Fine Shoe Repairing for Students. Nearly and clearly done by Omar Harshman. 10. 5 Mass, St., Lawrence, Kan. ED ANDERSON Restaurant and Confectionery. SAGURDAY. APRIL 12, 1902. FRUITS, NUTS AND OYSTERS. Best Meals of any Restaurant in the City. 715 Mass. St. Lawrence. Kan. Wm. Wiedemann, OYSTERS AND ICE CREAM 837 Massachusetts Street. Line Confectionery. LAWRENCE LAWRENCE - - KANSAS Shorthand and Commercial Subjects. Enter any time. No Summer Vacation. Business - College. A. E. PROTSCH, ARTISTIC TAILOR. Corner Warren and Mass. Streets. The Tipton Barber Shop BATH ROOMS ... Suit from $20. Pants $5 up 'MUCH ADIEU ABOUT NOTHING' R. H. STEWART, Prop. 838 Mass. Street. Lawrence Steam Laundry. LAWRENCE, - - - - KANSAS. COL. JAMES BECK, Prop. Students' trade especially solicited. 908 Mass. st. Phone 383 All of Spring 1902 Novelties Now in Stock. PROTSCH THE TAILOR. The Latent Histrionic Ability of the University Finds Expression in a New Source. 717 Mass. St. Ground floor. The "Disciplinary Committee" Invades the Field Filled so Well by the Dramatic Club and Vies with it in Serio-Comic Production. Shakespeare modernized and Embellished with Local Coloring is this Time Brought out Under the Above Caption. Into this Masterpiece, However, has been Introduced the Essential Action of "Tempest in a Teapot," and the "Comedy of Errors." Features of "As You Like It," and "All's Well that Ends Well," Have been Carefully Excluded. A Brief Resume of the Action is Given Herewith. SCENE 1. The Spiples have taken down a Freshman flag from the roof of Fraser Hall, and wearing in their lapels fragments of the trophy attempt to attend Chapel in a body. The inevitable scrap in the halls disturbs Chapel exercises and prevents the assemblage of some nine o'clock classes. For thirty minutes wild warfare is waged Pandemonium reigns supreme and ladies wildly shrinking to professors refuge in neighboring rooms - doctors badly beaten by Mercury in wing-footed flight. Chairs and other furniture are dremened in the fury of these frenzied factions. The floor is flooded with streams of blood and the gory combatants cease struggling only from sheer exhultation. War correspondents of leading journals arrive upon scene of conflict. SCENE II Immediate conference of the Disciplinary Committee. Guides are despatched with headlong lustre to summon the entire Freshman and Sophomore classes. For three days recitation periods interrupted by such summons. The students aroused to a nervous excitement from the prevailing rumor of impending disaster. Classes implicated see safety in concerted action only and take means for self-protection. SCENE III The Council sit in sedate assembly. The situation is dispassionately discussed. Enire birtemann of thought and unity of action is present. It is the unanimous opinion that "Time makes ancient good uncouth," and that the seriousness of the scrap must justify the enactment of a few ex post facto rules. It is Wednesday—the hour of three. Once more the guides make Fraser vibrant with the light of their pedal activity. Lined up before the Chancellor's bar of justice and twenty-eight cupids arranged for implication in the scrap-infregible yontus whose ill-starred formes early ran aground. Here the acuse of dramatic situation is reached. The audience appreciates the dilemma. The honor and fair name of this institution prove reentreat to such a sacred trust? The great commonwealth of Kansas, roused by of such brittish student outbursts that blench our boasted reputation of citrus, has risen ennausea and in uninuskable tones clamored for proper reporation. Pyramids of telegrams are produced corroborative evidence. The natural desire of the element committee to hush up the whole affair and curtail further publicity is well shown, yet. Vox populi est vox Dei and the eternal laws of justice are inexorable. The latter reputation of K. U. has suffered in the past from a lairing suspicion on the part of the public of such lenency of the faculty. Now is the time for vindication. The people must be pacified. In performance with popular demands then, the preeminent purpose of the investigation and final decision is to award punishment, not so much with regard to individual degree of criminality as to secure a representative crowd from the classes involved and insure an impartial distribution of patronage therein. The closing scenes are frequently interrupted with thundrous acclaim of popular approbation. Agitation has been stifled forever. Diplomacy has again made K. U. a safe institution for the rearing of the king. The curtain falls with the receipt of numberless messages from an expectant constituency, commending the move of the administration and predicting a decided increase in next year's confluent. A points the plot becomes confusedly entangled, but in the end works out to a natural and satisfactory solution. SCIENCE DEPARGM.G. SCENE IV Mr. Samuel Adams is making a model skull for the new pleosiosaur that will soon be mounted in the museum. Prof. W. R. Crane has returned from a week's inspection tour in the vicinity of Galera, where he has been securing data for his contribution to the Geological survey. L. V. Saws, Medic '01, was in town several days last week. He has an appointment in a K.C.Hospital for next year. Chemical Seminary met Thursday and were addressed by Prof. Sayre. T. J. Kinnear, senior medicine has secured an assistant ship in physiology North Western University. The Biology club were addressed yesterday by Mr. Branson who talked on "The Development of Worm Form Spermatozoon in the Paludina." Kansas City section of the American Chemical Society meets in Lawrence, Apsil 22 at 7 p.m. in the Chemistry building. Prof. E. C. Franklin will address the company on "Liquid Air." --banquet of the Knife and Fork club in honor of Robt. Burdette. Presidents' Convention. The Y M. C. A. presidents of eastern Kansas closed a very profitable three days' conference at the Christian church Sunday. Ass't. State Secy. Boynton had charge of the convention which was given over to a discussion of problems confion to the different fields. Fourteen Associations were represented most of which sent the president and one or more other delegates. Prof. Payne and City Secy. Titus were on the program. It is hoped that the conference will become an annual affair. wwwww A Little Excitement. Last night in conformance with a time-honored custom, the wily Sophs, assembled in parties to intercept Juniors and keep them from their "Prom." The usual devices were employed both for capture and evasion and many interesting events in connection with the experience are current today. Comparatively few Juniors were molested chief attention being given to the swarming Freshmen who thronged to the defense of their worthy compatriots. Last night more classes and schools were envolved than for years. The contest in the main took place in the park and was above all one of friendly rivalry each side struggling to tie the other up. Laws, Pharmics and Medies identified them variously with the combatants and at one time it is estimated that fully two hundred students were actively engaged in this friendly serap. The prisoners were either lashed to trees or tied hand and foot and stowed away in the band stand. For several hours the battlewaged with even honors. One faction would have apparently swept the field clear of all resistance and stride with proud step of victor only in turn to be suddenly vanquished by hostile re-enforcements. It is to be hoped that the state papers will give a truthful account of this contest and not as usually happens, magnify it into an outburst of student "hoodlumism." --banquet of the Knife and Fork club in honor of Robt. Burdette. Zuttermeister is agent for Lyons fine chocolates. ATHLETICS. HASKELL, 7; K. U.. 4—OTTAWA IS EASY—TRACK TEAM HARD AT WORK. The Varsity baseball team made its first appearance last Saturday in a game with the Haskell Indians and made an exceptionally good showing for the first game. Although K. U. lost by a score of 7 to 4 they outplayed the Indians except in one or two positions, which were not filled by the regulars. The spectators were glad to see "Deke" Malty in the box again. His work was splendid for the first few innings but he weakened at the last part of the game on account of insufficient training. Captain White and Curry were the only other old men on the field. The captain's work is as good, if not better than ever and Curry fielded Hoyt Poorman's old place at short very efficiently. Zimmerman's catching and his stick work surprised and delighted the fans. Pat Boyle at first, will prove one of the strongest men on the team; He is an all-round ball player. Sexton, Ramsey and Mkeen took good care of the outfield and did fairly well at bat. The game at Ottawa, Monday was simply a walk-a-way. Ottawa was weakened by the loss of Fogleberg, their strongest pitcher, who was protested by K.U. The 'Varsity took advantage of the circumstances and scored almost at will. McCampbell pitched a fine game and received good support especially from Sexton in left field. The score 27 to 5, shows that we have a team of sluggers. The loss of Trussell, who was declared ineligible on account of back work, will weaken the pitching corps a great deal. Cylde Alphin who was one of the strongest pitchers last year will probably be in the game again this year. Every man in the University who can afford it, should spend $1.50 on a season ticket. It will be a good investment both him and the athletic association. The track men are working hard to give K. U. a good representation in track meets with Missouri and Nebraska. Whipple has broken the pole-vault record by three inches; Toby is after the high jump and Beeman is throwing the hammer out of sight. The team needs sprinters. Wake up, you "onetime footracers" and make a place on the track team. In the ball game played yesterday between K.U. and Haskell, the score resulted eight to five in javor of K. U. Out of three games played K.U. has won two of them,a very creditable beginning for the season. NO. 35. Pharmacy Notes. Prof. Franklin, will probaly be absent all next week as it is his turn to visit High Schools. Prof. Bailey has so far recovered from the effects of his recent fall that he is again able to meet his classes on the hill. Dr Benton went to Kansas City Wednesday to attend the The boys who take assaying this term have been putting in time this week getting the new assay room and furnaces in order for work. Dr. Franklin has charge of the class this year. The medies have finished their laboratory work in organic chemistry and are busy checking in their apparatus this week. They will have qualitative under Mr. Me Farland for the rest of the term. --m m m The April Quill. The April number of the Quill will be ready for distribution Thursday or Friday. Since Publishing the initial number the editors have been busy condensing and molding into practical form the many suggestions for the improvement of the magazine. The quill aims at attractiveness without sacrifice of dignity and to accomplish this end it must make haste slowly. The management desires to arouse an enthusiasm in this magazine and create in the student body an anxiety in its ultimate success. To further promote this wish they have placed in Fraser Hall a "quill" mail box, in which they desire the students to deposit any manuscript when they wish to submit. Y. M. C. A. Notes. Mrs. Payne's missionary lecture has been postponed until Apr. 20. Cabinet meeting will be held next Tuesday evening. Members of the cabinet will please take notice. All committee-men have been appointed and Association work will soon be in good order. A social for the cabinets of the two Associations is planned for Saturday evening, Apr. 19th. RAILROAD GOSSIP. Ex-Chancellor Snow will speak at the regular monthly meeting tomorrow afternoon. mmm An exchange says the Pennsylvania Railroad company have a printed card reading as follows, which they send to persons who apply for a pass over their road: "In those days there were no passes given. given. Search the Scriptures. Search the Scriptures. Thou shalt not pass-- Numbers xx:18 Suffer not a man to pass-- Judges lii:28 None shall ever pass-- Isaiah xx:iv:28 The wicked shall no more pass-- Nahum :30. The good shall not pass-- Mark ii10. This generation shall not pass—Mark ii20. They will not shalt they not Though they row yet shall they not pass; terrechum v.22. pass—Jeremiah v.22. So he paid the fare thereof, and went.)— Ijonah 1:2." Respectfully referred to the Sophomore class. Pour (tout popper)?—"Why do you cal bose hard ones bachelors?" their [demeure]y—"Because they wouldn't pop." Unto the maided of my heart By mail I did propose; Then waited for what might turn up, `Yes!`. It was her nose. Boicourt's Bicycle shop for repairs, 605 Mass. street. The o University Weekly. Editor-in-Chief, CHAS, HARKER RHODES, Associates { ... WILL R. MURPHY, Literary Editor ... M, N. MCAUGHTON, Local ... RAY CLIFORD Society ... HELEN WILLIAMS, Athlete ... GREW SNAILE, Business Manager ... J. M. RAADER, EXECUTIVE BOARD EXECUTIVE BOARD. Myron L. Humphrey, Ann Warfield, J. Schroeder, N. P. Sherwood, H. H. Tangeman, C.A. Gardner, A. M. Seddon, W. C. Hawke. Entered at the Lawrence. Postoffice a second-class mail matter. Shares in the WEEKLY $1.00 each, entitleing the holder to the paper two years may be held of the Secretary and Treasurer managing editor, or at the WEEKLY office. Subscription price, 50 cents per annum in advance. Single copies 5 cents. Address all communications to J. M. Rader, Business Manager, Lawrence, Kansas. LAWRENCE, KAN., SAT. APR. 12. 1902 THE "SCRAP." "He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his life; but he that openeth wide his lips shall have destruction." Prov. 13-3. Upon the Department of Discipline rests no slight responsibility. To it the great state of Kansas looks for the proper conduct of the students committed to our great institution. In the course of its duties this committee is often placed in most delicate and embarassing positions. Honor and duty demand inflexible justice to them. The students, in their fiery impetuosity, often do not approve the findings of this court. Imbued with the feeling of deliberate injustice, they impute improper motives or accuse the individual members of this committee with partiality. It is highly absurd to doubt for one moment the sincerity of this committee or its loyalty to the best interests of this institution. Nor can we deny that the best welfare of the University weighs their every decision. Again the buoyancy of congregated youth needs the curb and restraint of such a body. And in the elimination of ruffianism or vandalism that unbridled enthusiasm often engenders, in the soberer demeanor of the student body, may be traced the workings of this committee. The students realize their individual interest in the welfare and reputation of K. U. As a whole they are keenly alive to the responsibility that devolves upon them in maintaining a pure and laudable name abroad. Since the student body has such a vital interest in the public institution itself, but has no voice of representation in the policy of discipline, it can assume without presumption the right to criticize any policy that may be in vogue. The members of the D.C. are human and therefore subject to error. Indiscretions committed even with purest motive or in best of faith, cannot be championed. The editor has just returned from a short vacation in Southern Kansas and Oklahoma. The fracas of last week was the subject of much adverse comment there. The patrons of this institution had read the heavy head line notices of the wholesale sus pensions of last week and o the subsequent action of the stu dents. News of the scrap itself had not come to their ears, but in the light of later results, their imaginations had naturally pictured scenes of "hoodlumish" unparalleled in the chronicles of student outbursts. It was our pleasure to confer with several of the leading educators of the state—men who as students had passed through these experiments; men who now as superintendents deal with such knotty problems in the administration of their schools. After hearing an unprejudiced recital of the whole affair, these men asserted unreservedly that the authorities of K. U. had made a "bad break.' The triviality of the affair would not justify such a severe sentence The action of the committee magnified the offense and prevented the real purpose of the punishment. They defeat their own ends, for K. U. suffers its result and the competing denom inational schools acquire new data for telling argument against us The men who manage the youth of this institution should above all be conversant with the caprices of boyhood. They should be men who were once boys themselves, men who are in sympathy with the buoyancy of youth and who are not prone to read calamity into every situation. They should be Ph. D's in "child-life." They should properly interpret that expression of young life which the poet extols in liquid measure. Coercion is not always the only resource It often occurs that coercion fails with waywardness where "hummoring" accomplishes complete subjugation. The students of K. U. are not a gang of irresponsible ruffians: They have been reasoned with in the past, they can be appealed to now. In the case of the last scrap, a censure and a warning against a repetition of the offense would have been very effective and salutory. The WEEKLY is anxious to cooperate with the authorities in maintaining a proper reputation for this school. Far be it from its purpose to abet insubordination or discontent among the students or loudly approve their every deed. It appreciates that the members of the D.C. have a thankless job, rewarded often with only censure and unpopularity. Yet we feel it our duty to depreciate that growing tendency to magnify triviality into pressing importance. These columns have presented the great importance of class spirit. With the approach of spring, spirit wells up in the youth as sap in the tree. Surely it is not the prime policy of the parties in power to squeech this spirit. Since there is evidently a mutual misunderstanding as to legitimate class spirit, would it not be advisable for the authorities to issue a bulletin defining legitimate spirit and specifically stating just what will be tolerated hereafter. Defiance and bluff are not salutary for either party. Both students and authorities have one purpose in common and they should work harmoniously together. paves the way for this happy cooperation. Laudations in song and story shall perpetuate the praises of these exponents of student reform. Years ago when the student body of K. U. was composed largely of vandals and ruffians, color fights were often indulged in. 'Twas in the days of '91 that the Freshmen after a series of exciting battles with their natural antagonists, the Sophs, finally planted their flag on both domes of Frazier hall, barricaded the stairway opposite the elocation department with board obstructions and bade their enemies defiance. The legend gleam from the alumni archives, state that the Sophs made fierce assaults only to be beaten back, with fingers badly bruised; that fiercest among the fighting was a certain white headed chap named Barber, who towered among the students as Saul did among men. Freshmen strategy and whacked fingers filled our Mr. Barber with consuming wrath and the memory of impotent rage alone recalls the incident to many a participant of the fight. IN DAYS OF YORE. But those were barbarous days, days replete with debauchery and disgrace, the memory of which even now suffuses the face with the crimson flush of shame. With such environment and such pernicious customs countenanced little wonder that our institutions produced in those dark times such men as Regent Scott Hopkins, Hon. Chas. F. Scott, Herbert Hadley, Prof. Higgins, Prof. Barber, Angelo Scott, William Allen White, Gen. Fred. L. Funston, and numberless others of the Black Wolf's Breed, whose names smirch the record of this institution and whose purposeless lives are proverbial. O, thou tutelor divinity of colleges, whoever thou art, we devoutly thank thee that the sun of an enlightened era has dispelled the gloom of a benighted past; that the time has come when college spirit and loyalty are dead with us. We thank thee that he who lifts his voice in "Rock Chalk K. U." must now repent in sack cloth and ashes; that the millennial day has dawned when under the faculty's benign rule of suppression, we must pass away "unwept, unsung," into the joys of a students' oblivion. Our John Brown's of modern martyrdom will have done a good work if their punishment Solomon evidently anticipated the modern college scrap and the consequent complications arising therefrom: "Go not forth hastily to strive lest thou know not what to do in the end thereof." —Prov. 25-8. "Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child, but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him."—Prov. 22-15. "Who hath we? Who hath sown? Who hath contentions? Who hath wounds without cause?" Prov. 23-29. It might be well for class and college spirit to divert some of its surplus enthusiasm from the physical contest to the legitimate channel of athletics. This latter is worthy of your zeal and offers opportunity for engrossing interest and excitement. Vacation is at an end and the school work is now panting down the last quarter. Many students spent with their parents the few days respite granted from their labors. The over-credulous Latin student who translated "cur" dog, the other day made a curious but natural mistake. "Yes," said the disgusted fee filched tourist," we're going home, no more to Rome." The eagle should be adopted in our official seal because the bird is so talented. Twenty-eight of our friends have been temporarily exKUsed from further work. The medies will soon be treated to "stiff" exams. EXCHANGES. - : 0 : MARY: "Meble I'm ugly now, mama, but in my day I've broken many a heart." Mistress: "Well, Mary, if you handle hearts the way you do my chin, I believe you." Because K. U. has a "Quill Club" is no evidence that there are a lot of geese up on Mt. Orend.-Western Life. Said a whiskered med. to a fair cored. "I'm like a ship at sea; Exams, are near and much I fear, That I will lusted be." "Oh me," she said, "a shore Pill be, Come试心 your journey over?" "I'll do," she replied. For the ship that hugged the shore. Northwestern. The widow (to herself): "The coal man! Why didn't I pay his bill?" DARK OUTLOOK.—Fortune-teller: "And I see a dark man who will give you trouble." The hunter in the mountains, Can most always get his deer. But the hunter in the city, Has her name in the root. Northwestern Has her papa in the rear. Ethel, coxy): "What a pretty month you have. It ongter to be on a girl's face" Jack: "I seldom miss an opportunity." - Princeton Tiger. In Latin and Greek He was quick as a streak; he tilted his head toward Tony. The latter was due to his being mischievous. The former was due to his pony. "I fear," said the postage stamp on the college girl's letter to her far away lover. "I fear that I am not sticking to facts." The board of arbitration between a father and a bad son consists of a shingle. "The Midnight Owl," is the midnight spoil"—spoiled health, spoiled scholar ship, spoiled ambitions. "The monkeys, our ancestors. (2) were educated in the higher branches. Professor. "What are you doing, learning anything?" Pastor: "Were you ever baptized? Applicant: "Yes, but it didn't take Question: Why is a bald headed man like heaven? "We're in a pickle now," said the man in the crowd. "A regular jam," said another. "Heaven preserve us," said an old lady. Answer- Because there is no dying or parting there. revenue. which a wise man cannot miss. Pupil-I suppose that is the reason so many of us think. Tommy—Pa what is a board of education? Father—When I went to school it was a pine shingle. Prof. in chemistry—Remembling that carbon dioxide is heavier than air how could you remove it from a well. Freshie—By boring a hole in the well. 1st Freshman—What is science? 2nd Freshman-It is the systematic classification of guess work. New Saratoga Pool Hall New Tables and Furnishings Complete 712 Mass. St. Complete Stock of the Best Brands of Cigars THEODORE E BOONE, Prop Just Received A Large Shipment of Box Papers also the Latest Books Published We have a Good Assortment of Magazines. Wolf's Wolf's Book Store 923 Massachusetts Street. M METTNER'S New Studio 933 Mass --- THE Kansas City Medical College Established 1859. KANSAS CITY, MO DIRECTORS Officers of Faculty. J. H, VAN EMAN, M, D. President, W. C TYREE, M, D. Vice-President, T. J, BEATTIE, M, D. Secretary, D. K, PORTER, M, D. Treasurer, E. W, SCHAYL MFT, D. ANDRW L, FULTON, M. D, DEAN. ROBT. MCE. SCHAUEFLER, M. D. SECRETARY. 106 Main Street. Well known Lecturers. Carefully conducted demonstrations aud Quiz classes. New Operating Amphitheatre and Clinic Rooms in St. Joseph's Hospital. Large Obstetrical Clinic with many opportunities for students to personally conduct cases. Has graduated classes for over 30 years. Alumni well established throughout the West. New Pathological Salaboratory with abundant opportunity for practical laboratory diagnosis. eeeeee The Lav May 9. Chas, Br Mound, K --arrived with I Chester last week. Messrs mair vaca Fred I visited Mr. C. Prof. L. H Prof. F business Guy W from his Prof. J week. Fred F. friends i Willfor Sterling William Sterling Pipes Joe OY Leavenw Athlete Harry I tive posi Carl M Netawk tion Base Rollo Louis, stress of The b day no boating Mr. C has bee the guo Ex-C the U aftern Pro day fr been Mrs has r short Pro lease meet Boi pairs Ar stud and --o on the y lover, cats." 1 And out tron 11-20-2024 "months" "face." "unity." III. 198. a father midnight scholar (?) were g. learn e man in another. lady. ed man ying or question AS01N 80 educa it was a ing that nit how well. II tematic Brands ore Papers shed udio. ass LOCALS The Laws will give their banquet May 9. Class: Brook spent vacation in Blue Sound, Kans. Chester Jones was in Humboldt week. Messrs Haynes and Stein spent their vacation in Leavenworth. Mr. C. S. Gleed was the guest of boat F. B. Flake, Monday. Prof. F. W. Blackmar made a business trip Topeka Monday. Fred Huysler, of Kansas City. isited local friends Tuesday. Guy Ward enjoyed a short visit from his father the past week. Fred Farrager spent vacation with friends in Kansas City. Willford Kepner visited friends in sterling during the past week. Pipes of all kinds at Smith's Joe O'Neil was home last week in leavenworth. Prof. Jones conducted chapel this week. Athletic goods at Smith's. Harry Bedell is considering a lucrative position in Abilene, Kan. Carl Meyers visited his parents at Netawka, Kansas during the vacation. Base ball goods at Smith's. Rollo Nofsinger was called to St. Louis, Saturday, by the serious illness of his sister. The K. U. boating club met Thursday noon to consider plans for the boating season now at hand. Free air at Lawrence Bicycle shop Mr. Case, of Highland University, has been spending a few days here, the guest of George Nutting. Cigars and tobacco at Smith's Miss Helen Calboun, of Ft. Scott, arrived yesterday and will visit with her friends a few days. Ex-Chancellor Snow will address the University Y. M. C. A. Sunday afternoon. Prof. L. L. Dyche returned Tuesday from Wakarusa, where he has been at the bedside of his brother. Mrs. W, W. Filkin, of Kansas City, has returned to her home after a short visit with her sons. Boicourts Bicycle shop for repairs, 6.5 Mass, street. Prof. E. D. Adams has been released from quarantine and is now meeting his classes as usual. 5c Poster Boards at Hoadley's. Art classes have finished their study of an old fashioned kitchen and will now take up a new portrait, Novels exchanged at Hoadley's. The new consignment of etchings from Chicago was placed on exhibition yesterday by Prof. W. A. Griffith. Geo. Stuessi, one of the Modern Martyrs, has decided to "give up the ghost," and will take up work in Salt Lake City at once. Zuttermeister is agent for Lyons fine chocolates. Try a box of Zuttermeisters's chocolates. Mr. Wampler, one of the Freshman outcasts, has found favor in the eyes of the authorities and has re-entered his classes. Tennis Rackets and Balls at the University Book Store. C. A. Shively, who spent vacation inspecting schools at Waverly, Burlington, Hartford and Ottawa, returned to his work Tuesday. W. R. Manning, recently an assistant in History at K. U. has been awarded a Fellowship in the University of Chicago. Golf goods at University Book Store. Leave your order at Zuttermeister's for ice cream. 'Phone 88. Arthur Reese, one of the John Brown's, leaves to-day for Colorado, where he has secured some engineering work. Envelopes—good and cheap at Holdley's. Prof. Blackmar will address the Unity Club Sunday evening on "Economic Aspects of the Temperance Question." Room for rent. 1132 Tenn. St. All modern conveniences. Prof. Wilcox lectures next Tuesday on "Greek Elements in Gothic and Renaissance Architecture," in the Physics building, at 130 o'clock. Bicycle and sandries at Boi court's,900 Mass. street. C. A. Shively leaves next week for another inspection tour. The trip includes Garrett, LeRoy, Fredonia, Neodesha and Yates Centre. Ice cream sod is with all the fruit flavors, at Zattermeister's. Jacques Morgan, a well known L. B.of the University, was elected city attorney on the Democratic ticket at the recent election in Kansas City, Mo. Ladies are invited to stop and inspect our new spring hats. Latest styles, newest designs. The recent election of the "K. U. Lawyer" resulted in placing the follow- ing in power. Editor-in-chief Seddon; Associate Editor, Grier Business Manager, Buckles Misses Edmondson's FOR RENT. A room for a lady or gentleman at 1131 Ohio street. Convenient, modern. Regular rehearsals of the Senior Play are now being held in the chapel. Miss Georgia Brown directs the practice on Wednesdays and Saturdays. C&B 您欢冻欢欢欢欢欢 In X Y Z last night, in order to practice our representatives, Messrs Logun and Boyle debated the Colorado question with Tangeman and Kline. Most excellent drill was derived from the debate. Dancing at the New Eldridge hall every Saturday evening from 8:30 to 11:30. Dancing class at 7:30 Newhouse's orchestra furnishes the music. Call up phone 333-red to make arrangements for private lessons. Prof. Higgins will be absent next week on a tour of inspection. He will visit Lacine, Argentine, Olathe, Paola and Ossawatomie. On Friday night he will deliver a Commencement address before the Blue Mound High School. New Top Coats and Spring' Suits Stein-Blocks New Productions All good dressers wear our clothes OBER "The Clothier." --walls, hung in red and white, the senior colours, gave a very pretty background to the light evening gowns, and the effect was heightened by the many soft coloured electric lights. Festoons of red, brought from all sides of the hall, were caught in the center of the ceiling by a great globe of tight on which was pointed 93and .92 in big red letters. The guests were received by Misses Quarterman and Dudley, and Messrs Shepard and Murry. The Seniors were welcomed by Mr. Shepherd and a response was given by Mr. Meck. A most amusing farce, "A Box of Monkies," preceded the dancing. The actors, Misses Anna Rankin, Kitty Sellers and Mary Dudley, Messrs Kennedy and Seyster, took their parts unusually well, and showed the excellent training given them by Professor Frazier. It was half past ten when the grand march was led by Mr. Shepherd and Miss Quarterman, and two-thirty before the dancers left the hall, pronouncing the Junior Prom a great success. The Jay Hawker quartette made a short tour during vacation. They gave four concerts and spent a day and a half with the North Eastern Kansas Teacher's Association, which was in session at Valley Falls. The boys report a jolly good time and a successful tour. Dancing every Saturday evening in Pythian hall from 8:30 o'clock till 11:30. Sommer's Orchestra furnishes the music. The Junior Prom, given Friday night in Pythian Hall was one of the prettiest and most delightful dances of the whole year. The Pythian hall on the evening of April 2. The feeling of freedom from study put all in high spirits and Zeiler's orchestra furnished most enticing music for the dancing. Quantities of cushions and Navaja blankets made the hall attractive, and the orchestra was concealed in a bower of palms. Refreshments were served in the balcony. The guests were received by Prof. and Mrs. Green, Misses Sutliff and Evans and Messers Raymond and Heiniche. Misses Florence and Agnes Hill gave out the programs. The out of town guests were: Messers Clarence Weldon and Guy Brewer of Emporia, Carter Wilder of Kansas City Kans., John Kane and Browning Fellars of Kansas City, Ad Housh of Oskaloosa, Geo. Guernsey of Independence, and Harry Bronson of Atchison. Misses Louise Moore, Agnes Bushnell, Pearl Scott, and Jean Forshay of Kansas City, Nell Morrison of Kearney, Neb., Alice Lakin of Topeka, Bessie Flitcher of Atchison, Grace Gilpin and Eleanor Parmelee, of Leavenworth; Anguista Dewey of Abilene, Laura Beach, of Olathe, and Mrs. D. W. Wilder of Hiawatha Through the efforts of Rollin Feitshans, Mr. Herman Schmelzer, of the Schmelzer Arms Co., of Kansas City, has offered a silver loving cup as a trophy for the winner of the Kansas-Missouri tennis tournament. The gift is given with the object in view of promoting intercollegiate interest in this sport. SOCIETY. Worth WEAVER'S SUIT ROOM! A. A. D. WEAVER. Remodelled in such a way as to facilitate business and filled with the new things in Suits, Skirts, Wrappers and Muslin Underwear! Unquestionably the most complete stock and most reasonably priced. Miss Maud Russell is wearing Kappa colors. New Grenedines and Net Skirts in this Week, also Gibson Waists. Now is preeminently the best time for selection. The Betas held an informal hop on the evening of the 18th at the Beta House. A surprise party was planned for Miss Eva Bartecides on her birthday the 4th of April, at which the guests were the active and alumnae girls of her fraternity. A dinner party was given by Miss Mary Copley on the 3rd in honor of Miss Louise Moore of, Kansas City. The other guests were: Misses Mary Spencer, Alice Bretler, Gertrude Boughton and Hettie Mosler. The Thetas entertain with a Katsup this evening at the home of Miss Isabela Hazen in honor of three of their old girls who are visiting them. Misses Helen Calhoun and Bess Hafer, of Fort Scott, and Martha Pittinger, of Parsons. A farce will furnish a pleasant entertainment. With the close of school for the spring vacation came one of the most enjoyable events of the year, the party of the Pi Beta Phi, held in wwww Meet g of the Graduate Club. The Graduate Club held its regular monthly meeting yesterday afternoon at five o'clock in the Physics building, Dr. Van der Vries discussed some recent phases of higher work in mathematics. Meeting of the Graduate Club. "Shore Acres" Repeated. The University Dramatic Club, after earnest solicitation from some of the prominent business men of the city and members of the faculty of K. U. have consented to repeat "Shore Acress" on Thursday, April 17. Prof. Frazer will again act as director. Additional scenery will be secured and a better performance is assured. The proceeds of the entertainment will be applied in a fund for a banquet of the Physicians and Surgeons who have been invited to hold their State meeting here May 6. --- A Valuable Contribution. The library now has the complete set of the Poetical and Dramatical works of Stephen Phillips, the English writer, who has created such a stir in the literary world. Senator W. A. Harris has recently made a valuable contribution to the University Library. The gift is a complete set of the Executive Journal of the U. S. senate since 1800, comprising seven volumes. Only a very limited edition of this set has been printed and the Senator gives his personal copy. Engineering Notes. The two dalkes recently completed are now being set up and will soon be in operation. The anemometer on Frazer Hall has been repaired recently for Chan. Snow. It has been standing like a grim sentinel and performing its duty with unfailing accuracy for the last thirty years. After many weary months spent in vain endeavor, Prof. Van der Vries has at last obtained a black board. Dr. Hyde has been selected by Dr. Loeb of the Chicago University, to assist him during the summer, in his investigations at Wood's Hall, Mass. A good joke is going the rounds on Dr. Williston. Some time ago one of the faculty received a letter from an outsider requesting some pictures of the Lawrence environs and suggesting that a photo of the windmill, the dam, and Dr. Williston might be sent. Prof. Crane has secured a beautiful specimen of crystallized galena and jack which is on exhibition in the Mining Museum. Mexican Hand-Carved BELTS. A nice hand-carved Leather Belt is just what you should have. We also carry a nice line of Purses, Chatelaines, and Shopping Bags. We would be pleased to show you these goods. Every piece a work of art. You can see them on exhibition in our South Window. D. L. ROWLAND. Donnelly Bros. Libery. Boarding and Hack Stables. All Rubber Tire Rigs 700 to 717 N. H. Lawrence, Kan. G.H. NORTON & BRO. Spot Cash GROCERY, 919 Mass. St. The Best Goods for the Least Money. Eastern Star Bakery HENRY GERHARD, Prop Cream Rolls, Doughnuts, Cream Puffs, Maccaroons, Egg Kissies, Bread, Etc. PARTIES SUPPLIED. Vesper Services. With the approach of balmy evenings vesper services are in order. The editor has arranged the following responsive readings, selected from Proverbs, that would be highly appropriate and timely; Die Ganz. time and timely: Dis. Com...That then might walk in the way of good men, and keep the paths of the tightheus. For the upright shall dwell in the land, and the perfect shall remain in it. But the wicked shall be cut off from the earth and the transgressor shall be rooted out of it. 3-29-22. Students—Let not mercy me truth for sake the bind them about my neck, write them upon the table of thine heart. She shall then find flavor and good under standing in the sight of God and man. 3:23. D. C. In all thy ways acknowledge us and we shall direct thy paths. Sti. Be not wise in thine own eyes; fear the Lord and depart from evil. D. C.-My son despise not the chastening of the Lord; neither be weary of his correction. Stu... Envy thou not the oppressor and choose none of his ways. D. C.-A moughty person walketh with froward mouth. He deviseth mischief continually. He sowth discord. There- fore shull his calamity come suddenly; suddenly shall he be broken without remedy. Stu-Withhold not good from them to whom it is due, when it is in the power of thine hand to do it. Say me unto thy neighbor, "Go and come again on days hence) and tomorrow I will give, then thou hast it by thee. Devise not we against thy neighbor, seeing he dwelleth seely by thee. Strive not with a man without cause, if he have done thee no harm "S"I have not obeyed the voice of my teacher, nor inclined my ear to them that warned me. I was almost in all evil in the midst of the assembly Chancellor—My son, if thou be surety for thy friend, if thou hast stricken thy hand with a stranger, thou art snared with the words of thy mouth, thou art taken with the words of thy mouth, I wist dwell with prudence and find out knowledge of witty inventions. I am understanding, I have strength. By me kings reign and princes decree justice. I love them that love me. I lead in the way of righteousness. Now therefore harken unto me, O ye children, all they that hate may lose death. D. C. Heath Stu. "The memory of the just is blessed; but the name of the wicked sheikh." D. C. He becometh poor that deafeth with a shack band. D. C. The way of the food is right in his own eyes. Stu.-A fool's wrath is presently known but a prudent man covereth shame. A patient man covereth shame. D C Chasten thy son while there is hope and let not thy soul spare for his crying. Guide—A wicked messenger falleth into mischief; but a faithful embassador is health. D. C—The righits shall never be re moved. Sit. When it. Stu. - When it goeth well with the righteons the city redoeth, and when the wicked perish there is shouting. Council- Where no counsel is the people shall fall but in the multitude of counsel lors there is safety. The "F" - A talebearer revealeth secrets; but he that is of faithful spirit concealeth the matter. Debate thy cause with thy neighbor himself and discover not a secret to another. Prof. X He that hath no rule over his own spirit is like a city that is broken down and without walls. 11. 17. I *to have respect of persons* is not good. He that passeth by and middled with a strife belonging not to him is like me that taketh a hog by the cars. dog by the ears. D. C.. Better is a dry morsel, and quiet necesser is with, than an house full of sacrifice with strife. Stey... The no bumps. D. C. Correction is grevious unto him that forsaketh the way. Stu.—When the righteous are in authority the people rejoice, but when the wicked heareth rule, the people mourn. Stu—The simple believeth every word, A merry heart doeth good like medicine, but a broken spirit drieth the bones. D.C—Correction is not correct. --excellency of his theses on "European History." He has taken his A. M. here and will probably take his Ph.D. from Chicago. We have some bargains in Pictures come and see them. You can also save money by buying your theme paper at the same place. J. S. Boughton, 639 Mass. st. Later Pick Ups. Miss Pettinger is in the city on a short visit. The Allemania Club are having their pictures taken today. The Zoology classes have taken up the frog, and Botany beginners are still laboring on flowers. "Self reference, self knowledge, self control. These three alone join life to sovereign power." "O. discontented man, if there is anything you want pay the price and take it." Emerson. Talk of strike has prudently subsided, but there is still prevalent a feeling of "soreness" among the students. The "Prom." is past, and so the school year glides on quietly to its close. Next the May Pole scrap, then the Senior Play, then finals, then good bye. Some extensive improvements in the way of enlarging McCook field and increasing the capacity of the bleachers have been planned by the management. Mr. Manning secured his fellowship in Chicago University on the FISCHER'S SHOES GOOD SHOES F 814 Mass. Street SHORE ACRES REPEATED Thursday, April 17, YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS SEEING THE Bargains at INNES' Bowersock Opera House. Admission 25, 50, 75. Its surely the most popular place to buy Silks and Dress Goods, Hosiery, Underwear, Corsets and Gloves, also Women's Ready-to-wear Apparel. There's Bargains that you will be quick to appreciate, and the sooner you come the better 'twill be, for assortments for spring and summer are at their best now. Herbert Bailey has recently built a machine after the design of Prof. Cody, that is unique and ingenious. It is called an "unknown machine" and is probably the only one of its kind in existence. Its purpose is to mix and automatically record the ingredients of the compounds furnished the classes in qualitative analysis. Sophs Win. --excellency of his theses on "European History." He has taken his A. M. here and will probably take his Ph.D. from Chicago. The Topeka Capital of this mornings issue introduces the article describing last nights scrap with "That Needs Brains," and with perfect equanimity proceeds to inform the public that K.U. students cut classes to break up a Junior party. The local correspondent should make proper reparation for such willful misrepresentation on the part of his paper. K. U's. Hard Luck. One of the prettiest games of base ball this season was witnessed this morning on McCook field. It was between the Freshmen and Sophs, and was close and fiercely contested. The game resulted in a victory for Sophomores with a score of 3 to 2. A large crowd was present to witness the event and much enthusiasm was manifested. Innes. Bullene & Hackman. --gloves and for holding grease spots out of clothing. On the 25c per bottle. SEMPRE GIOVINE for the complexion and KANSAS TOILET CREAM, the best lotion for the hands. All for sale at the --gloves and for holding grease spots out of clothing. On the 25c per bottle. SEMPRE GIOVINE for the complexion and KANSAS TOILET CREAM, the best lotion for the hands. All for sale at the Under the caption of "K. U.'s Hard Luck" the Ottawa Campus, looking down from its dizzy height of superiority, disengages itself from the following sentiment. The clipping taken from the M.S. U. Independent and published a few weeks ago, fully answers the argument offered by these derisive schools. Since Ottawa has practically discarded athletics, we do not hesitate in predicting a similar run of hard luck in the near future from the standpoint of popularity. "The Campus does not wish to taunt anyone who is having hard luck, but it does seem that the old "haughty spirit before a fall" proves sometimes holds good, even among Colleges. Last year, before the state oratorical contest, the K.U. Weekly insinuated that contests and such things engaged in with smaller schools are mere play for K.U. It referred to the "little denominational schools" and the "insignificant schools" and said that the "little schools are always glad to rub up against the State University" which fact will undoubtedly prove true as long as the State University remains the easy mark she now is. We do not wish to try to make K.U. feel her humility because she is in a class by herself, and last year held such a decided cinch on last place in the contest, doing little better this year. We were once down, and remember how it felt to be taunted by those who have since fallen. We do not wish to remind K.U. of the fact that their colors are still in the dust where they were dragged by the athletic and debating teams of the institutions she has been snubbing. We wish only to suggest that when she shall have gotten through with her hard luck, and shall have again reached the high standard of excellence in athletics, oratory and debate now held by her sister schools, that she will not stick a few gaudy feathers in her garb and imagine she is the whole thing." mmm Hereafter students will be graded by the following schedule: (1) Stand in with teachers, 50 per ct. (2) Ability to bluff, . . . $ 37_{12} $ " (3) Laughing at teacher's jokes, . . . . 69 " " (4) Knowledge of subject, $ 03_{12} $ " SUNFLOWER. The Schedule of Marking. --gloves and for holding grease spots out of clothing. On the 25c per bottle. SEMPRE GIOVINE for the complexion and KANSAS TOILET CREAM, the best lotion for the hands. All for sale at the Among the Colleges. Colorado is looking forward with hope toward the outcome of our debate with them. Minnesota is to have a new building devoted exclusively to the school of mines, to cost $47,500. California defeated Leland Stanford in the first ball game of the season, score 0 to 3. Minnesota is jubilant over their recent victory in the debate with Iowa. DR, J R. BECHTEL Office 533 Massachusetts Street. Phone 343. GRADUATE in OSTEOPATHY, MEDICINE and SURGERY. Telephone 14, Office Hours $\frac{1}{2}$ to 10:30 a.m. $\frac{1}{2}$ to 10:30 p.m. H.S. GARDNER, M.D. LAVA GARDNER, M.D. Homoopathic Physicians Office and Residence, 83 Kentucky Street Lawrence, Kansas. F. D. MORSE, A. M., M. D. Residence, 1041 Tenn. Street. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. LAWRENCE. KANSAS DR. WHEELER, DENTIST. The first and only dentist in the city to depart from high prices in favor of the masses. Amalysa Fujita Amalgam Filling, 50 cents, Gold Fillings, half the usual price. Extracting teeth, each, 25 cents. 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Shorthand and Commercial Subjects Enter any time. No Summer Vacation A. E. PROTSCH, 717 Mass. St. Ground floor. := ARTISTIC TAILOR, Suit from $20, Pants $5 up. Corner Warren and Mass. Streets. The Tipton Barber Shop AND BATH ROOMS LAWRENCE, - - - - KANSAS. R. H. STEWART, Prop. 838 Mass. Street. Lawrence Steam Laundry. PROTSCH THE TAILOR. COL. JAMES BECK, Prop. Students' trade especially solicited. 908 Mass. st. Phone 383 All of Spring 1902 Novelties Now in Stock. Missouri vs Kansas THE FIFTH ANNUAL INTER-STATE DEBATE HELD IN THE OPERA HOUSE LAST NIGHT. Two to One for Missouri Last night the annual debate between the Missouri and Kansas State Universities was pulled off in the Bowersock Opera House. Important social events prevented the attendance of a very large crowd and there was an absence of the old "Rock Chalk!" but there was an outbreak of generous applause as the two teams appeared before the audience. The Missouri table, partly concealed by the memorable chart, was decorated in the colors of the visitors, while the Kansas table on the opposite side was decorated in K. U. colors. Messrs J. L. Manard, Frank Birch and L. E. Bates sat at the former table while Messrs J. H. Tolan, J. C. Rankin and W. F. Mowry occupied positions at the latter. Prof. Blackmar acted chairman for the evening. The program was opened with a duet by Miss Stem and Mr. Eby who were very deservedly encored. Prof. Blackmar then proposed the question for debate, "Resolved, That municipalities should own and operate plants for supplying light, water and surface transportation," and introduced Mr. Manard of Missouri, first speaker for the affirmative. He took the position that a municipality owning its own plants will have for its aim serving the best interests of its citizens while a private corporation has in view only its own pecuniary advantages. The municipality will make greater progress, not in the sense of those things which will necessarily increase the earning capacity of the plant, but in humanitarian inventions, such as preventing accidents, etc. The treatment of the employees will be improved. Mr. Tolan of Kansas led for the negative. He advanced the idea that the comparison, made by the affirmative, between European and American cities was unjust. The strong difference between the cities is that American cities have universal sufferage while this does not prevail in the European cities where municipal ownership operates more or less extensively. He showed that the government was exceeding its proper sphere, likewise that municipal ownership would have socialistic tendency. in by private corporations. As examples of cheapness in rate he cites Glasgow in Europe and Chicago in America. Mr. Birch manipulated the chart. dency. Mr. Birch, second of the affirmative shows that municipalities can supply the commodities at a lower rate, first because they can produce it at less cost and second they do not have to maintain lobbyists, bribe politicians, etc., at present indulged Mr. Rankin second of the negative showed that in any case where the rates may be lowered the city loses in taxes, sale of franchises, etc.; further that municipalities in Europe were supplying transportation at equal or even greater cost than American private lines to workmen, clerks, etc. who receive about half the pay of American workmen and clerks, also that the number of miles of service under private ownership and in cities of equal size was far greater than under municipal ownership and the service was much better. He showed also that in many cases in America the private companies were supplying light and water at less rates than municipalities. Mr. Bates, third speaker for the affirmative, exposed the political corruption prevailing under the present system of private management. Political bosses see advantages in granting franchises to certain companies regardless of its ability to supply good service. The whole city council is often bought off by a corporation. Even the state legislature if necessity demands. Not only do the corporations bribe the city council but they enter elections and elect their own candidates who do not work to the interest of the citizens either in regulating these corporations or in keeping up good sanitary and police regulations. He also set forth the advantage of civil service in cities. The rebuttal for the negative was conducted by Mr. Tolan. He vigorously attacked the chart used by Mr. Birch and made the Missouri boys wish they had left the thing at home. He met the Mr. Mowry third speaker of the negative proved that a city incompetent to control a private corporation was incompetent to take charge of the entire business of the light, water and transportation. He showed the political disadvantage which will arise under municipal ownership, chief of which was the spoils system. He showed that the civil service system advocated by the affirmative is impossible for years to come. Mr. Mowry recieved applause several times during his speech. The rebuttal for the affirmative was conducted by Mr. Manard. He left little doubt in the minds of the audience as to his identity as a Free Methodist minister. His extreme earnestness was the cause of much merriment. In summary he brought forth the points of the affirmative. Municipal ownership and operation will produce better service, it will make lower rates and it will lesson political corruption. points very concisely and accurately. In summary he stated the points brought forth by the negative were: First, municipal ownership is contrary to the American idea of government; second, it is an unwise policy from standpoint of economy and efficiency of service; and third it would involve great political dangers. The decision of nine judges was two to one in favor of the affirmative. It was a strong debate on both sides and the friends of the home team were proud of the work done by the opponents. There was much good feeling shown between the two teams. The strong point in favor of the lads from the east was their clearness. Each endeavored to make his argument plain and keep it directly before the minds of the audience. The Judges were Mr Eugene Ware of Topeka,Mr. Silas Porter of Kansas City,and Judge Riggs of Lawrence. --came to this institution a strong awk vard, lanky, fellow and by persevering work has developed into one of our most valuable track athletes. ATHLETICS. The baseball game which was played on McCook Field last Saturday between the 'Varsity and her one time formidable rival, Baker university, resulted in a clean victory for K. U. McCampbell was a puzzle for the Bakerites for the first few innings but they soon gingered up and made the game interesting. The score was 10 to 6. Gear's Kansas City Blues came to Lawrence last week to play the 'Varsity a couple of practice games. Tucker, Poorman and Outland were drafted into service in order to interest the Blues but despite the presence of these old heads the 'Varsity team played under a severe nervous strain. Even White and Curry lost their heads and did not play with their usual confidence. Sexton's fielding was the redeeming feature of the game. The Score was 16 to 2. The Blues were expected to play another game with us Wednesday but could not do so on account of rain. Clyde Allphin, who has been unable to play heretofore on account of his candidacy for County Attorney of his home county, will pitch today's game with the Kansas City Athletic Club. The track men are crying for sprinters. What's wrong with K.U.? This is the first time we were without plenty of men who were willing to do their best on the track team; and this is the time when every man should put forth his best efforts. The team will meet Missouri here on May 17 and Nebraska at Lincoln May 24. There is a man on the track team now who is a good example for K. U. athletes. He Come out, every man that can sprint at all. Mulligan will be here about May 1, to coach the team, and if he is given material to choose from he can undoubtedly find a fast man to sustain the reputation of K.U. Mr. John Algie, famous as a football player, now married and located at Helper, Utah, is the proud possessor of a nine pound boy. FRATERNITY BASEBALL. Representatives of the several fraternities have succeeded in perfecting a sort of interfraternity baseball league and have drawn up a set of rules governing the organization. Clyde Nichols is president, Will Murphy secretary, and Arthur Bradley treasurer of the league. The arrangement of the schedule, which has been the most difficult question to settle, is subject to the following rule which is stipulated to hold for three years including this year. The fraternity holding the championship is to play only the winner of all the other fraternity games, the schedule of lot. As a result of drawing this year the schedule is as follows: Sigma Chi vs. Alpha Tau; Phi Gam vs. Sigma Nu; Phi Delt vs. Phi Psi. The winners or these three games will play by lot and the final winner will play the Betas who won the championship last year. --- Lawrence Cowley L. L. B.'01 has formed a partnership with H. B. Johnson and practices law at Perry, O. T. wwww They always taste good Raymonds fresh salted peanuts. And a penny in the machine brings a handful, and then you get thirsty and Raymond's Soda is uery refreshing. Alumni Notes Greeley McKeever L. L. B. '99 is Justice of the Peace at Enid. Rumor has it that he is soon to take unto himself a worthy helpmeet. Frank Shinn A. B. is located at Guthrie, O. T. Cornelius Carter L. L. B. '01 is a member of the bar at El Reno. Bart Martin A. B. '85 practices law at Perry, O. T. P.W. Cress, 93 also practices law at that point. Dr. Robert McCandless who attended K. U. for awhile is located at Perry. J. H. McGraw and Miss Van Clieve who were in school last year form a part of the K. U. Perry colony, while J. M. Noble '93 is president of the local telephone company at that point. There is no perfume like Raymond's "Thelma." It is as pleasing as is the book from which it takes its name. The University Weekly. Editor in Chief, CHAS. HARKER RHODES Associates. / . WILL R. MURPHY Literary Editor. M. N. McNaughton Local. RAY CLIFFORD Society. HELEN WILLIAMS Athletic. GENE SALELE Business Manager. J. M. RADEK EXECUTIVE BOARD. Myron L. Humphrey. Anna Warfield, J. Schroeder, N. P. Sherwood, H. H. Tangge, C. A. Gardiner, A. M. Seddon, W. C. Hawke. Entered at the Lawrence Postoffice as second-class mail matter. Shares in the WEEKLY $10 each, en- titing the holder to the paper two years, may be had of the Secretary and Treasurer, George Foster, the managing editor, or at the WEEKLY office. Subscription price, 50 cents per annum in advance. Single copies 5 cents. Address all communications to J. M. Rader, Business Manager, Lawrence, Kansas. LAWRENCE, KAN., SAT. APR. 19, 1902 EADS IN DRESS. Men of all times have had to deal with effeminacy in manifold form. Fop, macaroni, sport have found their circle in all civilizations. Literature sacred and profane deal with their ostentation. Even among the primitive tribes were found those prone to depart from the conventional dress of their day, dye their "gestring" a gaudy hue, bedeck their bodies with grotesque forms and sally forth to "eut a'dash." Or in later times we find the Roman dandy hanging his toga with studied negligence and assuming a raiment distinquished from prevalent dress. Fads have their day, and fleeting, ephemeral, like the whim that devised them, few survive for permanency. The life or activity of a people, is not necessarily indicated by its ingenuity in inventing fads or its readiness to adopt them. Instead of seeking to cultivate naturalness, and abandoning the prerogative of the untutored, many college students, for some unaccountable reasons, feel justified in promoting public predjudice against them, by assuming some distinguishing dress, manner or speech. One of the latest appearance in K. U. in the fad line is the "stock." The girls should rightously resent this invasion upon their wardrobe. Their distinctive dress is becoming more limited every year. The next fad booked is "Kilts." Stocks, shirtwaists, and kilts, ecco homo! The WEEKLY does not assume to dictate local fashions nor is this article to be construed as a personal tirade. We think that such absurd fads neither enhance personal beauty nor increase popular esteem. As fads they are decidedly effeminate, their tendency is toward the "Cissy." Should fads like these persist, become prevalent and have unhindered sway, by the year 1975 colleges will have to inaugurate departments of college spirit, work required, to get such a shockingly masculine thing as a college yell. The uninitiated would think that an epidemic of throat disease was ravaging the student body. These stocks with which the students swathe their necks would find practical use in the Red Cross service as emergency bandages but here where such an exigency will hardly occur, they seem out of place. The Base Ball Season open auspiciously. Victory has claimed us for her own. In the games with the K. C. Blues we were clearly outclassed, but in the inter-collegiate games so far we have more than "held our own." The attendance at McCook has been encouraging. But there is a noticeable lack of enthusiasm even when our team is victorious. The suppression of cheering and other legitimate expressions of spirit and interest, should not be encouraged. At every game the hill side is mottled with black forms of paissitical life which from this vantage point views the game without the least qualms of conscience. Such dishonesty needs no comment. Any student loitering on the hill or peeping through the crevices of the enclosure while a game is in progress, makes a great reflection up on his self esteem. The editor implores the public to excuse the typographical errors that creep into this paper. The editorial columns have been especially unfortunate in this respect. The meaning of sentences has often been entirely perverted and the context destroyed by ludicrous errors. The deliberate substitution of words often occurs and the editor, later perusing the paper often finds that he has unconsciously made contributions to orthography not recognized by Webster or WorcesterDear reader, when hereafter there flashes before your startled gaze nonsensical combinations of letters or words. please do not attribute their presence entirely to the editor's deficient English. The members of the Senior Play Caste are holding regular rehearsals in the Chapel under the direction of Miss Georgia Brown. The permanent assignment of parts has been made and the members are now giving themselves to assiduous drill. While nothing official has been given out for publication from inside sources we have incidentally learned that this year's play bids fair to surpass all former efforts of this sort. This school year has been peculiarly rich in local history and crises. From this wealth of material, competent hands have selected suitable portions and embodied them into a play of absorbing interest. Those students interested in nature and plant study should arrange to accompany the Botany expeditions that, headed by Profs. Stevens or Baker, make excursions into the country every week. While these parties are primarily given for the classes in Botany, all students interested in such work are cordially welcome to join. Plant life is in a very interesting stage of development at present and much profitable information is to be gained by these outings. There is danger in too much profundity. People who in their broadness attempt to harmonize all the subtleties of life or make the spontaneous outbursts of different natures conform to some stereotyped theory run great danger of destroying individuality. Men who can reconcile to one standard the grace of God and the wife of the devil should be watched. The failure to receive your paper last Sunday was due to some misunderstanding as to the payment of the postage, and the postal authorities withheld the issue until the next day. The mistake was fully an oversight and the management keenly regrets the inconvenience occasioned. In accordance with a prevailing "stile," flowers carry pistils more or less concealed. It is strange that the rarest gems of plant life, paragons of purity, models of beauty should thus be culpable in the sight of human law. Solace for the frailty of man should be found in this fact. A rumor is current among the lower classmen that a postponement of the annual May Pole scrap until May 2nd, the remnants of the ranks consider it prudent to defer the affair until something interesting can be provided for the expectant public. Some people cannot see a live joke. Only after it is dead, the humor extracted, and the careass embalmed with subtle refinement can they detect its presence and then by the odor. If indexes are faithful indicators of financial standing, some of our poets must have been overwhelmingly in debt. They ode nearly everybody of consequence. The irate papa who uses his pedal extremity to artificially accelerate the pace of the lingering suitor, need not of necessity be club footed. Nature is capricious in the lavish bestowal of her bounty. She often provides the drunkard with a perpetual nosegay. Printers have a landable purpose in life. They are ever trying to make a good impression. "Why speak of fear!" exclaims Horace confidently, "have we not an 'Ode to Breeches?' " "Yes, this is a big undertaking," said the embalmer; as he shifted the 350-pound corpse. Many are the students who follow the advice of the hen and "Cut, Cut, &c." There are some people whose minds are so active, their brains have no time to think. The Boers should be a proud people. Every woman is a Du(t)chess. President Jesse Defends Students. Missouri University is experiencing a crises similar to ours. It seems the Sophs attempted to break up a Freshman banquet and a live "scrap" ensued. The affair was a simple exhibition of student zeal misdirected. The papers, however, took the matter up, maliciously magnified the affair and flung it abroad in under-score headlines for universal misunderstanding. At this junce- ture President Jesse felt it incumbent upon him to give out a statement correcting the slanderous reports and in a measure defending the conduct of the students. The following extract from his article taken from the M. S. U. Independent: In closing, let me say that while the conduct of some of our students on the evening of Friday, March 21, was undoubtedly reprehensible and worthy of punishment, many worse things happen on the campus of many universities every week. I would rather that my son should have done the worst thing that was done here that night than he should get drunk, or defile himself with women, or lie, or cheat on an examination or in a recitation, or win his neighbor's money in a game of cards. These things are happening in universities so often as to excite very little attention from the general public. In fact, when for some of these offenses we visit punishment here, many men rise to rebuke us, saying that such things are not startling in young men. But in my opinion these offences are high among those that damn souls. To try on a campus to break up an entertainment of fellow-students merely as a joke, and to go further in the attempt when op position appears than was first intended is a thing that merits punishment, but it is not to be compared with deliberate living cheating, debauchery or with many other things that are lightly esteemed by men generally. Not to be Repeated. Owing to an unsatisfactory contract the Dramatic Club has decided not to out "Shore Acres" on the boards again. At the urgent request of some of the leading merchants of the city, the Club had decided to repeat the performance, a certain stipulated sum of the proceeds to go into the Club treasury, and the remainder of the receipts to be applied toward banqueting the Surgeon's Association which convenes here soon. The next proposition of the merchants split the Club's share of the receipts in two, but they decided to go ahead. When the final contract came to be signed, however, the Club found that the presentation of the play risked a personal outlay, and all idea of repetition was abandoned. --- Mr. Noisinger Called Home New Saratoga Pool Hall Owing to the sad death of his sister, Mr. Rolland E. Nofsinger will not return to school again. Mr. Nofsinger is famous among football men as K. U.'s invincible right end, and his ability and prowess on the gridiron had won for him the captaincy of the coming team. In the loss of Nof. K. U. athletics suffer. He was a man to be depended upon in whatever position assigned. Whether goaded by defeat or victory he never lost his head but played an even steady game. Those acquainted with his home life, and the affection he bore his sisters can sympathize with him now in his hour of grief. THEODORE E BOONE, Prop 712 Mass. St. Complete Stock of the Best Brands of Cluars. Just Received A Large Shipment of Box Papers also the Latest Books Published We have a Good Assortment of Magazines. 923 Massachusetts Street. Wolf's Book Store METTNER'S New Studio. 933 Mass. THE Kansas City Medical College Established 1859. KANSAS CITY, MO DIRECTORS J. H. VAN EMAN, M. D. President, W. C. TYREE, M. D. Vice-President, T. I. BATTLE, M. D. Secretary, D. R. PORTER, M. D. Treasurer, E. W. SCHAUFFMAN, M. D. Officers of Faculty. ANDRW L. FULTON, M D., DEAN. ROBT. MCE. SCHAUFFLER, M.D. SECRETARY. 103 Main Street. --- Well known Lecturers. Carefully conducted demonstrations and Quiz classes. New Operating Amphitheatre and Clinic Rooms in St. Joseph's Hospital. Large Obstetrical Clinic with many opportunities for students to personally conduct cases. Has graduated classes for over 30 years. Alumni well established throughout the West. New Pathological Salaboratory with abundant opportunity for practical laboratory diagnosis. Ralph Sid Lirn week. Albert last Sun Regul kado" ar James in the ci Prof. V our deba --- The r here. Mess of Tope All w The b active Guy to K. C More the Br Glen ited 1 week. Alfr lingto the hi The decid their The annual power The week City. Lea ter's f Th Hall no or Sh street twic Geo factory b has Acres" At the of the city, repeat stipu- go to go the to be g the which next hants of the decided final how- t the sked a idea of ne. of his singer again. mong invin- bility n had they of loss of He upon appended. at or head game. home are his him Brands --- apers ched ore dio. iss. e or o- ts b- LOCALS Ralph Nelson is in Kansas City. Sid Linscott went to Holton this week. Albert Merril visited the Phi Psi's last Sunday. Regular rehearsals for the "Mikado" are being held twice a week. james Edson '01, of K. C., Mo., was in the city Monday. 5c Poster Boards at Hoadley's. Prof. W. L. Burdick accompanied our debaters to Boulder, Col. The new baseball uniforms are here. Messrs. D. Kon and C. W. Adams, of Topeka, were on the hill Tuesday. All work guaranteed at Shelley' The Fres, Study Com. have been active the past few days. Novels exchanged at Hoadley's. Guy Ward made a business trip 10 K. C, yesterday. More students should compete for the Bryan prize. All work guaranteed at Shelley's. Glen Hansen, a Baker Student visited his friend Kepner the past week. Alfred C. Van Petten 02, of Burlington, Kas., visited old friends on the hill Monday. Leave your order at Zuttermie- ter's for ice cream. 'Phone 88. The Senior Engineers made their annual trip to K.C.today to inspect power plants of that city. The Alpha Taus have definitely decided upon May 9, as the date of their banquet. See the Groups at Shelley's. The Phi Psi's held initiation last week for Ed Kennedy, of Kansas City. Envelopes—good and cheap at Hoadley's. The passenger elevator in Fraser Hall fell six stories Thursday but no one was injured. Shelley, Photographer, 719 Mass. strecty. The Senior play is rehearsing twice a week under the direction of Georgia Brown. Shelley, Protographer, 715 Mass. street. Bicycle and sundries at Boi- court's, 935 Mass. street. George McGrew spent the latter part of the week at his home in Kansas City. Messrs. Warkentin, Parent and Kane came up for the Beta hop Friday evening. J. C. Moore, formerly a student, now located at St. Louis, Mo., has been in the city on business the past week. Ice cream sodas with all the fruit flavors, at Zuttermeister's. Mr. Harold Henry leaves the latter part of May for Berlin, where he is to study music for the next few years. Dancing every Saturday evening in Pythian hall from 8:30 to 11:30. Sommer's Orchestra furnishes the music. Ladies are invited to stop and inspect our new spring hats. Latest styles, newest designs. Misses Edmondson's The classes in Social Pathology have discontinued recitation and are now meeting only for lectures three times a week. Shelley, Photographer, 719 Mass. street. Thursday and Friday the Sigma Chi's entertained an old breather, Chas, Jocelyn, who was graduated from K.U. with the class of 189. Frank Merrill returned this week from Pittsburg, Pa., where he has been attending the semi-centennial national convention of Phi Kappa Psi. Frank Post, now connected with the Topeka Capital, was on the hill Monday circulating among old friends and incidently collecting news. WANTED. A club steward for next year. One with experience preferred. Call at E22 Tenn. St. The baseball teams of the several frats are out practicing regularly. The schedule of games has been arranged, and the season will soon open. Mr. Bennett conducted chapel exercises on the bill the past week. Friday morning Prof. Penny's class in Freshman voice culture had charge of the music. H. H. Tangeman and R. Cline left Wednesday for Boulder, Col., where they will represent K. U. in the negative of "Resolved, That the U.S. should subsidize our Merchant Marine." Mr. Black and Mr. Stephen of the Junior Mech incite are it work constructing a sectional model of a side crank engine with Meyer valve gear. The model when finished will be used to illustrate problems in valve setting. John Schroder's friends can find him at the new Starkweather store. Mr. Starkweather has an entirely new stock of shoes for both ladies and gentlemen, with all the new styles, which John will be pleased to show you. Dancing at the New Eldridge hall every Saturday evening from 8:30 to 11:30. Bancing class at 7:30]. New house's orchestra furnishes the SOCIETY. A mass meeting was held in Chapel Friday for the purpose of raising enthusiasm for the debate. The assemblage was greeted by Professor Blackmar, who made a short address, and then introduced Mr. J. L. Maynard, who in turn spoke in behalf of Missouri. Professor Carruth followed with some words of suggestion, after which the meeting broke up with the K. U. yell, the class yells also ringing in the hall for the first time since the "late unpleasantness." Freshman class give a party tonight in L. O. O. F. hall. The Baldwin Locomotive works has presented the University with a model of their new Vanclain compound engines. The model is constructed of brass, the cylinders and steam chest are sectional to show the action of the valves and pistons. The model is finished in every way, having racker arms, links and drives complete. The Pei Delta entertain next Tuesday evening with a hop. HATS HATS AND CAPS Up-to-date head gear. SEE THE NEW "FLORA DORA" HAG. OBER'S The Hatter and Clothier. Cigars and tobacco at Smith's The Thetaos will give an informal hop in I.O. O. F, hall on the 29th. music. Call up Telephone 5333 red to make arrangements for private lessons. Free air at Lawrence Bicycle shop Base ball goods at Smith's. Wednesday night the K. U. Daneng Club gave another of its delightful parties. Athletic goods at Smith's. Invitations were issued Monday for the Sigma Nu party to be given in Pythian hall on the evening of the 25th. Pipes of all kinds at Smith's Zuttermieister is agent for Lyons fine chocolates. Last night the Betas entertained with a hop in Pythian hall in honor of their visiting delegates, "Shanty" Newhouse's new orchestra furnished fine music which about thirty couples enjoyed. Friday night, Miss Francis Cole entertained a few friends in honor of Miss Helen Calhoun. The early part of the evening was devoted to a progressive walking party after which the company required to the Oread Cafe for refreshments. Try a box of Zuttermeisters's chocolates. At the home of Miss Isabelle Hazen last Saturday night the Thetas had a Katsup in honor of Miss Helen Colhoun and Miss Martha Pitteringer who have been visiting here for a few days. An impromptu entertainment consisting of songs, charades, tableaux and pantomimes was given and caused much amusement. The girls were delighted to have with them besides the two girls who were in the active chapter in the fall. Mrs. Ines Craig who has been living at Ann Arbor for the past two years and told them much about their sister chapter there. mmm A Letter From X. Ile. PINE GROVE, KAN., April 16, 1922 DEAR SIR: Well old boy here I am hard at work. The folks at home heard I was suspended so laid for me. They said my home coming was very opportune but I failed to see it in that light. I left K.U. in such a hurry that I didn't get to tell any of the fellows good bye. You know how the dear old disciplinary committee entertained us after the scrap. Well on the following Wednesday the Chancellor held an informal reception in our honor and granted us a thirty days leave of absence. It was so much more than we expected that our feelings overcame us and we had to leave without thanking him. He began by "It has become my sad but pleasant duty, etc." and ended with the old gag, "It hurts me more than it does you." We didn't doubt his word since we were 烬烬烬烬烬烬烬烬烬烬烬 Extra Special SHOWING OF Dress Goods, Belts, Shirtwaists, Wash Goods and Umbrellas-for this week. MILLINERY, SILKS. 15 Per Cent Discount on all of our New 1902 Silk also Wool Raglans, Silk and Wool Dress Skirts. We urge you to inspect same. SHEARER & CO. --to have a months vacation while his work still went on. How in the world old man did you keep from going out? The way you fought was a caution and when I saw you land an uppercent on that Prof's physiognomy I thought your goose was cooked. But fortune and the D.C. Care very capricious mistresses. Of course I can see how impolitic it would have been to put you out when your father is a regent. I heard how they chose the martyrs from the hundred fellows who broke the eleventh commandment and got caught. They shook the names up in a hat and the first twenty eight drawn out got thirty days. Every seventh m in they gave sixty. What a noble scheme! Oh long live the wisdom of the D.C.! What justice! Truly some second Daniels come to judgment. Yours till we meet. Say old man you ought to hear the funny tales of the scrap current here. You know there is a Baptist University here. Well the president get hold of the scrap news and wrote an article for the county weekly portraying K.U. wickedness and setting forth the advantage of a good Godly institution such as B.U. The editor, a good Baptist brother, went his reverence one better with the most beautiful conceived mess I ever read. He told in a scorching editorial how the halls were drenched with blood and how the professors running up the stairs to stop the carnage, slipped in the gore and rolled down stairs or reached the top only to be thrown down by the howling mob. The fight hasted four hours and all the chairs in chapel were torn up for use as weapons. The victorious class finally shut all the enemy up in the pipe organ and went to dinner. There is a report circulating here that the D.C. was conscientious in its actions and was striving for the best interests of the U. Poor deluded people are believing it. I can't imagine where the report started but like all rumors was, I suppose, born of some idle brain. Just heard today that Bixby had been suspended. Heard the D.C. forgot to send his name to the Chancellor with the rest. Ask your father to have a reminder appointed to serve the absent minded D.C. Don't let the Weekly man nor the D.C. see this, but if you get a chance thank the latter for this pleasant vacation With hearty sympathy for you poor cusses who didn't get out I am, THE BEST X. ILE. Place to buy your Jewelery or have your Repairing done Massachusetts Street. ROWE'S IS AT R.B.Wagstaff FANCY GROCERIES. Telephone 25. 839 Mass. St. MOVED 4 DOORS NORTH. HOLE IN THE WALL RESTAURANT, 720 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kan. Open day and night. Short Orders and Hot Sand- wiches a specialty. Bowersock's Opera House ONE NIGHT ONLY Monday, April 27,'02. FRED. RAYMOND'S Great Scenic Production. Arkansaw, OLD With original cast. A play of the Southland, with great interest. Still sparkling with rich comedy. More great Scenic Efects. Startling Climaxes. Thrilling Situations. Seasational Features. Laughs and many other any play now being presented. SPECIAL SCENERY. See the Great Electrical Fountain, a brilliantly bewildering display that delights and amuses beholders. prices, 75c, 50c, 25c. FRIES 75c 80c 80c SEAT SALE AT BROMELSICK'S PHYSICIAN and SURGEON DR A.J. ANDERSON, Office, 73 Vermont St., Telephone, 74-3 Residence, 77 Vermont St., Tel. 144-1 This Dainty Box of Fashion's Latest Decree in Fine Stationery Complete $2.00 R $2.00. Two quires new Donald size, Vellum paper, Grey, Heliotrope, Blue, White or Azure, with 3-letter monogram steel die stamped in any color. (25c extra for gold or silver). go envelopes to match. 1 Engraved Initial Seal. 2 Sticks Dainty-tinted perfumed Sealing Wax. All of the very best quality. Worth $3.50. Engraved Visiting Cards. Copper plate engraved in the very latest styles. Card cases sent postpaid for 70 cents Address or day engraved on plate 25 cents a line additional. JACCARD JEWELRY CO. 305 Main St. KANSAS . Beta Theta Pi Reunion. A reunion of district nine of the Nation Fraternity of Beta Theta Pi was held here Friday and Saturday of this week. This district comprises Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and Colorado, and includes seven chapters. There are ten general district divisions. Frank D. Parent '00 of University of Kansas being chief of this district. The local chapter Alpha, entertained the visiting delegates by a dance on Friday night where much time was given to singing Beta songs and forming the fraternity marches. On Saturday afternoon the boys all went to the baseball game in a body. That night a banquet was served in the Beta Chapter house. C. Spellman, an old Kansas Beta, held down the toastmaster's chair right happily. Several charter members of the Kansas chapter were present as well as many of the alumni from Kansas and Missouri. On Saturday morning the business meeting of the district was held and all business concerning the chapters was transacted. These reunions are peculiar to the Betas. Their object is to bring the chapters of the four states into closer affiliation with one another and to weld the district more firmly together. Furthermore, they are the means of searching out any alumni members of the fraternity who have drifted away from their chapters and the concerted pressure of all the chapters is brought to bear upon such to bring them to the reunion. It has found by experience that this policy is extremely efficacious, and this first one given in this district by Alpha has been so successful that they will be held annually from this on. The visiting delegates were J. C. Mulbertron and G. W. Holmes of Nebraska University; R. M. Johnstone, C. P. Palmer C. Rollins of Missouri University; J. C. Campbell of Westminster College Fulton, Mo.; A. D. Krause, J. S. Pritchard, A! Wiederholt and R. S. Murphy of Washington University, St. Louis; Adelbert Adams, Colorado University; J. W. Stephenson Denver University; Frank Parent, John Kane and C. I. Spellman of Kansas City; Addisor Honsh of Oskaaloosa; Carl Workentin of Newton; Lon Silvers or Morganville Kansas, were also present. SCIENCE DEPARGM.G. The botany class make an excursion into the country today. Dr. Hatfield, member of the State Board of Medical Registration, addressed the Medies Wednesday on "Principles of Electis Medica." A good joke was played upon Prof Stevens the other day. A member of his botany class succeeded in delicately attaching a piece of silk thread to one of the central structures of a flower and passed it up to the Prof. for examination. The professor was immediately struck by the abnormal growth, passed the flower around the table for inspection and even showed it to some of his assistants. Examination under the lens revealed the hoax Prof Sayre has been urging the introduction of Depthena Antitoxin as a new remedy to be recognised by the United States Pharmacopoca. Letters from the best representatives of medical and pharmaceutical professions have in correspondence expressed their appreciation of this effort. If the strength and quality of such high potencies, be regulated by law, it will be a great boon to humanity. This, Prof Sayre is urging. Y. M. C. A. Notes. Mr. Clare Cowley has been elected treasurer of the association. A social for the cabinets of the two associations will be held this evening in the Y. W.'s house. Last Saturday evening an informal "stag" social was held in the Association parlors at 1022 Ohio St. About 35 were present. The meeting Sunday afternoon will be held at 3:30 at the Presbyterian church, with the city association. A musical program will be given. Work has been begun on the hand-book for next year. Several new features will be added and an effort will be made to make this edition superior to its predecessors. Mrs. Payne's lecture on "Mackey of Uganda," will be given tomorrow afternoon at 2:30 at the Christian church. This lecture will prove interesting to all, especially those taking an active interest in missions. THE BEST Place to buy your Jewelery or have your Repairing done - IS AT - ROWE'S 835 Massachusetts Street. DR, J. R. BECHTEL. GRADUATE IN OSTEOPATHY, MEDICINI and SURGERY. Office 833 Massachusetts Street. Phone 343. Telephone 143. Office Hours) 8 to 10:20 a.m. ( 7 to 3:30 p.m. ) Office and Residence, 83 Kentucky Street Lawrence, Kansas F. D. MORSE, A. M., M. D., Office over Woodward's Drug Store. LAWRENCE. KANSA? ELDRIDGE HOUSE Residence, 1041 Tenn. Street. Livery, Boarding and Hack Stables A. J.Moak, W.E.Moak Proprietors. Rubber-Tired Kigz Hack Calls Prompt a Specialty,ly attended to. TELEPHONE NO.18. J. DANNELLY N. J. DONNELLY. N. DONNELLY Telephone 100. Eye Glasses correctly fitted HESTER, Optician and Jeweler. $A1 Mass. St THE HOME BAKERY Is the leader in all kinds of Candies and baker's dainties. Have complete stock of all bakery supplies. Try our "Kisses." 933 Mass St 933 Mass. St CHARLES JOSEPH CAHILL, M. E 813 MA 4, STREET. TELEPHONE 012-3-rgs LAWRENCE. . . . KANSAS. GEORGE F. GODDING Livery, back and Boarding Stable. 812. 44 Vermont St. Telephone 130. STEAM LAUNDRY WILDER BROS. Custumists and Dresses a Specialty Custumist, Wedding & Event Co- mmercial. Bevieved Wednesday, Friday and Satu- day. SMIDH & CLARK. University Agents Where is a good place to get Something to Eat? --on application to Miss ELLEN E. CALL. et VICK KELLERS. --on application to Miss ELLEN E. CALL. Open every night until 11:00 o'clock Innes. Bullene & Hackman. Carl Phillips, M. D PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. DR. McCRORY, DENTIST Office 715 Mass, Street. Res. 714 R T Street Phone 353 LAWRENCE. KANSAS. The Markets and Fashion Centers have been ransacked for this wondrous showing of the Latest and Best Spring and Early Summer Merchandise. That makes this big store so Beautiful, so Brilliant, so Inviting in every one of its Completely Equipped Departments. Amalgam Filling... $ 50 Cement Fillings... 50 Mortar fillings ... $1.00 and up Gold Crowns ... $1.00 to $7.50 Potato Crowns ... $3.50 Extracting ... 24 C. H. HUNSINGER. THE VERY NEWEST IN TAILOR MADE SUITS WILL BE FOUND IN THE PERFECTION LINE. THE LADY OF MODERATE MEANS CAN HAVE ASUIT MADE TO SHE PURSE WE EXHIBIT A MOST COMPREHENSIVE LINE OF SAMPLES AND STYLES FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES Perfection Ladies' Tailoring Co. IS A VERITABLE EXPOSITION for SHOPPERS KLENZONA HUST OUT MARCH SUPPLEMENTS Orders taken and satisfaction guaranteed. WE INVITE INSPECTION 843 Mass, St. Lawrence, Kans Entire line of Samples, Mater ials and Cuts of Styles. Sole Agent KERNZOA ribbonsand gloves and for taking grease spots mothing. Only 25c per bottle. SEMPRE the complexion and KANSAST TOILET CREAM, the best lotion for the hands. All for sale at the PETTIFESTIVE LADIES AT MAILBOX ORDERS FAREE TAILOR MAILBOX 922 Massachusetts Street. Telephone 258. New line of Silk Shirt Waists just received, $3.98 and $5. HACK and LIVERY. HOME STORE. THE INNES STORE A. D. Weaver. DRESS GOODS, HOSIERY, CORSETS. UNDERWEAR, GLOVES, BELTS, CARPETS. UNITARIAN READING SENT o 1105 Mass. St 35 Summer St., Lawrence, Mass. FREE DR. JOHN H. OUTLAND, SILKS. MEADVILLE, PA., Physician & Surgeon. ROOM 4. Founded 1971. New developments. Modern programme. Simple equipment. No documents. Thanks to The Graduate School ofGraduates. Special lectures by distinguished specialists. Send for catalogue to: Meadville Theological School GEO. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. P. SCHNEIDER Physician and Surgeon. --- OFFICE, 743 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. Residence 901 Ohio St. TELEPHONE: Residence or Office No. 75 TELEPHONE. Residence or Office. No. 35. The Handsomest Line of Spring and Summer SUITINGS T. J. SHOELEY, TAILOR 800 Mass. street. 512 UP STAIRS. In the city are to be seen, at Reasonable Prices at Hand-Carved Mexican Belts A nice hand-carved Leather Belt is just what you should have. We also carry a nice line of Purses, Chatelaines, and Shopping Bags. We would be pleased to show you these goods. Every piece a work of art. You can see them on exhibition in our South Window. BOTH SIDES OF LIVE QUESTIONS FULLY DISCUSSED D. L. ROWLAND COMPLETE DEBATES The first and only dentist in the city to depart from high prices in favor of the masses. Annalam Fillings, 50 cents. Gold Fillings, half the usual price. Extracting teeth, each, 25 cents. Office over Howe's Shoe Store, 829 Mass. Open from 7 a.m. to m.p. in p. PROS AND CONS PROS AND CONS CHAIG DR. 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Which will be sold at bed-rock prices at DAVIES THE STUDENTS' TAILOR. Willis PHOTO ARTIST. 925 Jackson Bldg. Phone 411 white MORRIS, THE Photo Artist. Students' work a specialty. The only Imported Novelties to be obtained in Lawrence. St. Studio newly fitted through the U.S.A. 824 Mass. St. Phone 312. Fine Shoe Repairing for Students Nearly and cheaply done by Omar Harshman, 1025 Nass. St., Lawrence, Kan. ED ANDERSON Restaurant and Confectionery FRUITS, NUTS AND OYSTERS. Best Meals of any Restaurant in the City. 715 Mass. St. Lawrence. Kan. Wm. Wiedemann, OYSTERS AND ICE CREAM And Manufacturer of fine Confectionery. 837 Massachusetts Street. LAWRENCE, - - KANSAS. LAWRENCE SAGURDAY. APRIL 26.1902. Business - College. Shorthand and Commercial Subjects. Enter any time. No Summer Vacation. A. E. PROTSCH, ::= ARTISTIC TAILOR, Suit from $20, Pants $5 up. Corner Warren and Mass. Streets. The Tipton Barber Shop AND R. H. STEWART, Prop. 838 Mass. Street. Lawrence Steam Laundry. BATH ROOMS ... LAWRENCE, - - - KANSAS. COL. JAMES BECK, Prop. Students' trade especially solicited. 908 Mass. st. Phone 383. All of Spring 1902 Novelties Now in Stock. 717 Mass. St. Ground floor. PROTSCH THE TAILOR. ATHLETICS. In the Junior-Senior ball game played this morning on McCook the Seniors won, score 12 to 11. Tuesday the ball team weat to Baldwin and trounced the Bakerites again to the tune of 14 to 6. The girls basket ball team was defeated by the Topeka High School in a game played Saturday in that city in a score of 18 to 14. The Oread Golf Club in a contest last Saturday defeated the Topeka club by a score of 25 up. The players all put up a good game, Messrs. Barteldes and Copley doing especially well. The Baseball team left yesterpay for their eastern trip. The schedule includes games in Iowa, Missouri and Nebraska. General Manager Geo. G. Foster and Student Manager A. S. Buzzi accompanied the men. This afternoon on McCook will be the annual Field Meet. About fifty candidates have signified their intention to enter the various contests: 100 yard dash, Hull, Tolan, Eby, Kepner, Evans, Orwig, Whipple, McNaughton. NO.37. 440 yard dash, Tobey, Eby, Losey, Sheppard, Kepner, McNaughton. 1 mile, Felt, Losey, Sherret, Scammon. Broad Jump, Toby, Kepner, Cross. Pole Vault, Whipple, Kennedy Dean. 120 yard Hurdle, Whipple, Shaeffer, Orwig. Hammer throw, Dodds (Cap.) Beaman. Class relay teams, Freshmen vs. Juniors. Coaches Outland and Mulligan,judges. A good crowd will be present as much interest is manifested in the outcome. It is thought that some local records will be "smashed." --assembled to examine the Treasurer's reports. The budget was arranged for next year, but no changes were made in the faculty. The board decided to give more prominence to the course in Spanish and increase the facilities of the department by hiring an additional teacher for this course. It will however remain under the supervision of Prof. Galloo. The new teacher was not selected. Some salaries were increased. An Irish brakeman was hurt by a train and his friends offered to send for a physician. They asked: Do you want an allopath or a homeopath? He replied: "It don't matter. All paths lead to the grave.—Ex. Not long ago a teacher asked a boy to give the principal parts of verb, "to skate," and he wrote on his examination paper: Skate, slipper, falli, bumpum. J. Willis Gleed's Oration on "Abraham Lincoln." The teacher marked his paper; Failere, funix, suspendum. Be sure you get cards, plates and paper for your cameras before you go home. Raymond & Co. have fresh supplies. See the new Premo and cyclone camera view. Just arrived a new stock of Razor Strops at Raymond's. Genuine horse hide. --assembled to examine the Treasurer's reports. The budget was arranged for next year, but no changes were made in the faculty. The board decided to give more prominence to the course in Spanish and increase the facilities of the department by hiring an additional teacher for this course. It will however remain under the supervision of Prof. Galloo. The new teacher was not selected. Some salaries were increased. One of the rarest treats of the season was furnished last evening in Hon. J. Willis Glead's oration on "Abraham Lincoln." Despite the hurricane that raged on the hill a good sized audience braved the weather to hear the lecture. The entertainment was given under the auspices of the local chapter of the Phi Beta Kappa and Dr. Wilcox presided. The oration given last night was one Mr. Gleed delivered some time ago in Madison Square Garden, New York, at the services commemorating Lincoln's birthday. It was enthusiastically received by the people of New York and the papers lauded the Kansan's eloquence. FINE WATCH and Jewelry Repairing, Abraham Lincoln was born in poverty. His father was shiftless, nomadic. Abraham's early life was devoted to work, hard work with rare opportunity to satiate his thirst for knowledge. His career is not characterized by particular ambition and self interest he can never be accused of. We may approach the study of this man's life and career. Cynically, thinking him a child of caрricious fate, placed in the executive's chair at a crucial time, winning laurels for other deeds, and by his tragic death placed beyond pale of candid criticism. Such cycicism can not remain when the career of this man is in vestigated. All Work Warranted. HESTER, Optician and Jeweler. Mr. Gleed pictured vividly the seething turmoil of those times, the almost inconceivable obstacles that barricaded Lincoln's path in '61. He then contrasted the martyred president's calmness with the public rage. What Lincoln lacked in knowledge of public affairs, his complete understanding of the common people supplied. He knew their dispositions and directed his course accordingly. In the common people he found his arsenal. "Love thy neighbor as thyself," was his creed. It was the maxim of his life. He clung tenaciously to the propositions that "all men are created equal." He realized the value of the Union. In secession he saw public confession of the failure of free government, chaos, and the negro abandoned to his fate. The great intellect of this man is overshadowed by his great heart and human sympathy. He had a soul exceedingly spacious. He never strove for personal aggrandizement. He was willing to sacrifice everything except honor for a great purpose. He had a great sympathy for the truth. Amid all the strife and struggle, the wilful misrepresentation of his policy, skepticism of friends, cabals of his advisors, and personal villification. No word of scorn or complaint is heard to leave his lips. Magnanimity is given great bounds and new charity is defined. Lincoln was not a self-made man but a God-man made. The evidence of divine leadership are unmistakably clear. The world was ripe for a great reform and God sent him into the world, unheralded by star or sage, to accomplish a great mission. Thank God for Abraham Lincoln. Mr. Greed's voice is peculiarly sympathetic and harmonized well with the substances of his oration. His style is simple and smooth, and he carefully avoided grandilouquent closing. At the conclusion of the lecture Prof. Carruth opened his home for the reception of the Phi Beta Kappa's and the local friends of Mr. Gleed. --assembled to examine the Treasurer's reports. The budget was arranged for next year, but no changes were made in the faculty. The board decided to give more prominence to the course in Spanish and increase the facilities of the department by hiring an additional teacher for this course. It will however remain under the supervision of Prof. Galloo. The new teacher was not selected. Some salaries were increased. NEW CHANCELLOR Frank Strong, Ph. D., at Present President of the University of Oregon, Selected. The regents of the University of Kansas have finally decided upon a Chancellor. After two days spent in almost ceaseless discussion. Dr. Frank Strong, President of the University of Oregon was elected to fill the vacancy. Dr. Strong was born in Venice, New York, August 5, 1859 He was graduated from Yale, taking his Bachelor's degree in 1884, his Master's degree in 1893 and his Doctor's degree in 1897, all from the same institution. From 1888 to 1892 he was Supt. and Principal of the St. Joseph Mo. High School. During the years 1895 to 97 he lectured on history at Yale college. From 1899 up to the present time he has been president of the University of Oregon. During his short stay there the school enrollment has been doubled. He is of a very pleasing disposition, affable manner, and prepossessing address. Dr. Strong is very much pleased with his election and feels assured that this institution with the proper co-operation of faculty, state and student body can easily be made one of the grandest institutions in the West. The Chancellor-elect is at present in the City and will remain here for a few days to acquaint himself more closely with his new field before he leaves for Oregon. He will return to Lawrence with his family about the first of August to enter actively upon his new duties. He is very much interested in athletic sports and enters with zest into all student enterprises. He will infuse into our institution fresh blood, and new ideas and will undoubtedly prove a valuable man in every way. Practically the entire time of the session has been given over to the selection of Chancellor. Previous to the regular meeting of the Regents, the Auditing Committee, composed of Messrs. Spangler, Crowell and Hopkins Nebraska Wins. Advice comes from Lincoln, Neb., that the debate held in that city last night between K. U. and N. U. resulted in victory for the latter. The contest was held in the University chapel before a large and enthusiastic audience. The arguments presented were excellent throughout and both sides received generous applause. Our representatives did good individual work but were surpassed by the corn huskers in team work. The subject debated was, "Resolved, that the United States should, by appropriate concessions in its tariff duties, extend its export trade and cultivate amity," of which question Kansas had the affirmative. Our representatives were R. C. Martin, E. H. WcMath and C. M. Brobst. Nebraska's men were, John C.Doubt, Charles M.Bracelen and Samuel C.Hawthorne. The judges were former Supreme Court Justice T. L.Norval, District Judge Hastings, and W. D. McHugh, all of Nebraska. --- True College Spirit. "Papa, what is the thing the boys call college spirit?" "My Son, it means standing up for the school." "But, Papachen, what does that mean? It means to do a lot of velling, does it not?" "Yes, my Ladlet, at football games and things of that kind." (A Pause.) "Say, Dadkykin, is a debate with another school 'things of that kind.'" "No, my inquisitive Boyling, debates, oratorical contests and other things of that class are not a part of university affairs and hence they can claim no exhibition of spirit on their behalf." "Oh! I see now. That explains why some of the fellows who have been making such a roar about crushing out university spirit took so much care not to do anything to support K. U. in the debate last night." "Yes, my Sonlin, you must be very vociferous when a scrap is on; but if an intellectual contest happens to take place, make haste at once to reach the tall timber and do not show yourself again until there is no possibility whatever of your presence being construed as a support of anything so absurd as an inter-collegiate debate." congenuely "Say, Papa, isn't college spirit a funny thing! It is so discriminating!" The University Weekly. Editor-in-Chief, CHAS, HARKER RHODES Associates, { } WILL R. MURPHY, W. I. BRARTON Literary Editor . M. N. MAUNGHTON, RAY CLIFFORD Society HEIDEN WILLIANS, GENE RAADER. Athletic Business Manager . J. M. RAADER. EXECUTIVE BOARD Myron L. Humphrey, Anna Warfield, J. Schroeder, N. P. Sherwood, H. H. Tangman, C. A. Gardner, A. M. Seddon, W. C. Hawke. Entered at the Lawrence Postoffice as second-class mail matter. Shares in the WEEKLY $1.00 each, entitling the holder to the paper two years may be had of the Secretary and Treasurer, George Foster, the managing editor, or at the WEEKLY office. Subscription price, 50 cents per annum in advance. Single copies 5 cents. Address all communications to J. M. Rader, Business Manager, Lawrence, Kansas. LAWRENCE, KAN., SAT. APR. 26, 1902 COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS. On Wednesday the University Council met in special session to consider the joint petition of the four classes concerning suspended students. The petition read as follows: To the University Council: The petitions from the respective classes to the Board of Regents were for the purpose of obtaining a better understanding between the faculty and students as to University discipline. Believing this object can be better obtained from the University Council we wish to refer the matter to you. As authorized representatives of the classes we desire a conference between representative students and the proper University authorities for the purpose of arriving at a permanent understanding as to matters of discipline, and affording a method of student presentation of their side of such affairs. In behalf of the suspended students, who we believe have borne their punishment in the proper spirit, we wish to ask that their term of suspension be reduced by one week. We feel justified in saying that such action would be rightly interpreted and appreciated by the student body who feel that the desired end of the discipline has been obtained. Signed by the presidents of the four classes. Lawrence, Kas., April 23, '02. The Council acted favorably upon both requests. The suspended students will return to school Monday. The Chancellor appointed Profs. Carruth, Marvin, Williston, Haworth, Franklin as committee to act with student representation in coming to an understanding. The Council was the proper authority to be appealed to in this matter. Minute investigation of the unfortunate affair by a higher authority would only have brought about greater publicity or more adverse comments and whatever the merits of the case, the establishment of such a precedent would in all likelihood have prevented the board from rendering a element decision. The action of the Council is a logical procedure and will meet with universal approval. Had such a step been taken several years ago and a precedent established in rulings on class fights many deplorable incidents would have been obviated. The legitimate expression of college spirit will be defined. Rules and penalties for infringements will be laid down. The fact that our finest students are always involved in these class scraps is conclusive proof that these are not malicious outbursts. These students, from their standpoint think they are committing no outrages in a color fight or they would not be mixed in them. Free excitement may impell them to do imprudent acts and they are willing in every instance to manfully suffer reasonable punishment for their offences. Only when the affair is entirely misunderstood, its importance misinterpreted and greatly magnified, do they demur. The rulings made by the proposed conference will tend to decrease a certain recklessness that now exists. Owing to the fact that in the past, there has been apparently no definite discrimination between friendly "scraps and rowdyism," the students participating heretofore feel assured that whether in doors or out, the scrap in any case meant suspension, and consequently he rushed into the fray with a sort of blind heedlessness; on realizing that degree of criminality did not always affect the award of punishment; that passive presence on the sidelines might by the caprice of the lot involve deep implication, he hastened to bury himself in the thickest of the fight. The WEEKLY is assured that the action of the council will be properly interpreted by the student body. The suspended students have taken their punishment in a way that would justify this element action of the Council and we must not impute the decrease of sentence to policy or any other reason whatsoever than a highest interest in the welfare of the students committed to its charge. Both students and faculty are vitally interested in the proper discipline and reputation of this institution. Both should cooperate to this end. If the students' voice is recognized in the formulation of rules, they will feel a personal responsibility in the enforcement of them. The experiment is at least worthy of trial. K. U. is playing "tough luck" in debates and oratorical contests this year. A retrospective view over the field is rather discouraging. In our first sally we succumbed to Baker. Last Friday we met a double defeat at the hands of Colorado and Missouri respectively. It is the unpleasant duty of the editor to moralize upon such conditions and picture with facile pen the lessons to be gained therefrom. It seems to us that these defeats would argue strongly for several things. Pre-eminently, of course, comes the plea for greater interest and support in oratorical lines. If only a small portion of our University be interested in our oratorical record, then we should comply with the implied content of this indifference and rearrange our schedule. We have winning talent in our midst, but it would require a block and tackle to drag them from their modest reticence. So long as such a lack of interest is apparent it is highly foolish for us to compete with institutions where oratory is at least on a par with other student undertakings and often paramount to every other interest. We should, by all means, confine our contests to state institutions. Over the state, where the conditions are not understood, defeat at the hands of a small denominational school means most disgraceful disparagement. Further these reverses should decide the regents to establish the optional course in oratory petitioned for some time ago. We believe such a course wold be sufficiently patronized to justify its establishment, and would incidentally reanimate the waning interest oratory and debate and directly afford our representatives a more graceful delivery, and perhaps greater skill in the presentation of their argument. The following clipping was taken from the Sapulpa Light. Later advices state that Mr. Wilder was elected. FOR RECORDER. Webster Wilder is one of the class Republicans upon whom the future of our territory depends. He is representative of the best young blood in the states which is rapidly filling up the Indian country. His father, D. W. Wilder, was one of the moulder's of bloody Kansas' history and the son will in his turn help shape the destiny of the Indian territory. Mr. Wilder is a graduate of the University of Kansas both from the arts and law school. But his earlier association does not make him the least bit stilted or puffed up. He is as congenial to the laborer as any man can be. In bestowing upon him the nomination for city recorder, the Republicans of Sapulpa reward his frankness, his integrity, his popularity and his ability. Webster Wilder was the unanimous choice of the Republicans, there not being an opposing candidate mentioned. A more appropriate choice could not have been made. As the woods grow green, we hope to see the various boarding clubs occasionally pack their hampers and betake themselves to the neighboring groves, there to have an evening romp and lunch. The outing will prove a most beneficial diversion. A few clubs in the University circles have departed from the usual rut and routine and developed club life into true fraternity spirit. Instead of being mere institutions for providing food, they have been made the instruments for furtherring friendships and practical keep and wholesome amusement. To those students who do not enjoy the social privileges of fraternity life, these clubs are real booms. The success of these institutions are proverbial. The opportunities for doing good in this line are unlimited and it would be wise for many of our clubs to adopt this plan. The great handicap that sickness would work on our students should bring forcibly to the pub- lie mind the urgent necessity of the stringent enforcement of the quarantine laws. It is incumbent upon the student body to assist in every way possible in such enforcement, and to disapprove of the flagrant violations that do sometimes occur. Quarantines often work havoc with our plans and are a misfortune for those who come under their ban. But when we consider the calamity that contagions bring to the majority of our students, prudent compliance with the law is only a just protection. Copyright 2016 Pearson Education, Inc. All rights reserved. Men often like hatchets can only get sharp and remain so by grinding; but when they are in such a condition are in constant demand. The Psychology classes may decide whether stuttering is in itself inability to control anticipatory images. "Yes," said the farmer despondently as he beheld the drought daily drying up his wheat, "this is really a serious affair." The brute in the butcher's pen is said to be living a life of infatuation. Love philters often strain affection. Politics and Our State University. An article in the Topeka Capital of April 13, under the above caption, hits the nail square on the head. I wish the voters in the State could read it, as well as learn what the State University of Kansas has done for the State. If it be true that the State Universities in the neighboring states of Missouri and Nebraska have drawn away from us, it is high time that the friends of the University of Kansas in Douglas and all other counties in the State put forth a supreme effort to send representatives to the next legislature who will boldly and tearlessly demand that the State University of Kansas be taken out of the field of politics, and placed on the same basis as the University of Michigan, which does not depend upon an appropriation by the legislature, but upon a tax levied upon the property of the whole State. Surely in a progressive state like Kansas, where public schools are the pride of the State, that it is not the wish of her citizens to cripple the noblest and grandest institution of learning within her borders by political dickering. Let the good work begin here at home by sending representatives from Douglas County to the next legislature men of experience and learning who will stand up for our State University and demand her rights.-George Innes in the Lawrence Journal. New Saratoga Pool Hall New Tables and Furnishings Complete. THEODORE E BOONE, Prop. 712 Mass. St Complete Stock of the Best Brands of Cigars. Just Received A Large Shipment of Box Papers We have a Good Assortment of Magazines also the Latest Books Published also the Latest Books Published We have a Good Assortment of Magazines. Wolf's Book Store 923 Massachusetts Street. METTNER'S New Studio 933 M M METTNER'S THE Kansas City Medical College Established 1859. KANSAS CITY, MO DIRECTORS Officers of Faculty. J. H, VAN EMAN, M. D., President, C. T.YRENE, M. D, Vice-President. T. J, BEATTLE, M. D, Secretary. D. R, PORTER, M. D, Treasurer. E. W, SCHAUFFLER, M. D. Officers of Faculty. ANDRW L. FULTON, M.D., DEAN. ROBT. MCE. SCHAUFFLER, M.D., SECRETARY. 1103 Main Street. Well known Lecturers. Carefully conducted demonstrations and Quiz classes. New Pathological Saloratory with abundant opportunity for practical laboratory diagnosis. New Operating Amphitheatre and Clinic Rooms in St. Joseph's Hospital. Large Obstetrical Clinic with many opportunities for students to personally conduct cases. Has graduated classes for over 30 years. Alumni well established throughout the West. Will peka. Chausa Kansas All w Capt. chapel Ice ce flavors T. W. of F. L. Leaveter's for W. D. work a See t Estete Kas., w Riel ited a part c --- Miss Sunda City. Sheld street. Roy has bo the pa The Sawte his re She stree' Mis Clay local Mr. neeri spent broth Che room suit quar --- 热淋 肾炎 黄疸 肝炎 胆囊炎 胰腺炎 胆结石 腹水 尿路感染 iversity. xa Capi e above square on oners in as well Univer- for the state Uni- gates a have is high the Uni- llas and e State to the next rally and e State taken es, and as the which appro- re, but e prop- - state schools that it ensures undest- mines her ing. n here resentanty to to olof wo will iversity george omal. Brands 101. 4. 2021 apers hed re dio, ss. LOCALS Will Toby spends Sunday in Toooka. Novels exchanged at Hoadley's. Chas. Lovelace spent Sunday in Kansas City. Ice cream sodas with all the fruit flavors, at Zuttermeister's. T. W. Perks of K. C. was the guest of F. L. Lemmon, over Sunday. All work guaranteed at Shelley's Capt. J. F. Haskell conducted chapel this week. Leave your order at Zuttermeier's for ice cream. 'Phone 88.' See the Groups at Shelley's. W. D. Vincent has returned to his work after a siege with the mumps, the Groups at Shelley's. Envelopes—good and cheap at Hoadley's. Estelle Riddle '01, of Minneapolis, kiss, visited local friends this week. Miss Bertha Scholl will spend Sunday with her parents in Kansas City. Shelley, Photographer, 719 Mass. streety. Try a box of Zuttermeisters' chocolates. Richard Imboden, of Wichita, visited at the Phi Gam house the early part of the week. Roy Johnson, a student of M.S. U. has been a guest at the Beta house the past few days. Base ball goods at Smith's. Free air at Lawrence Bicycle shop The many friends of Mr. Loring Sawtelle, will be pleased to learn of his recent marriage. Miss Agusta Hall, 01, now connected with the Valley Falls schools was in the city this week. Cigars and tobacco at Smith's Shelley, Photographer, 719 Mass street. Miss Nettie Moully, now of the Clay Center High School, visited local friends Saturday and Sunday. Shelley, Protographer, 719 Mass. street. All work guaranteed at Shelley's. Mr. Mitchell, of the Santa Fe engineering corps located at Ottawa, spent Sunday with his Alpha Tau brothers. Bicycle and sundries at Boicourt's, 905 Mass. street. Chester Jones is continued to his room with scarlet fever, and as a result the Alpha Tau house is under quarantine. 5c Poster Boards at Hoadley's. Mr. King who constructed the Chapel pipe organ some years ago was on the hill Monday and inspected his work. Professors Penny and Preyer will go to Topeka next week to attend the annual meeting of the music teachers of the state. Ladies are invited to stop and inspect our new spring hats. Latest styles, newest designs. Misses Edmondson's The Jay Hawker Board held their last session Thursday night and final arrangements have been made for the issue of the annual. WANTED. -A club steward for next year. One with experience preferred. Call at 1322 Tenn. St. Mrs. S. W. Williston left Friday morning for New Haven City. Dr. Williston accompanied her as faras Chicago where he will spend a few days on business. Dancing every Saturday evening in Pythian hall from 8:30 o'clock till 11:30. Sommer's Orchestra furnishes the music. Monday evening an exceptionally good program was furnished by the German Verein. A scene from Tell was well presented. The Allemania club plan to give a fare entitlement "Eigrusium" at next meeting. Dancing at the New Eldridge hall every Saturday evening from 8:30 to 11:30. Dancing class at 7:30. Newhouse's orchestra furnishes the music. Call up phone 333-red to make arrangements for private lessons. --his re-election will be good ne vs to the students generally. -Minnesota Daily. The Mikado. Regular rehearsals for "The Mikado" has been held since the vacation, and there is every indication that the result will be one of the greatest successes that K. U. talent has ever attained. "The Mikado" is a light opera classic in two acts, full of bright, catchy music, combining the quaint Japanese action the prettiest of operatic music. It is a most fortunate selection for amateur work. On may 15th the opera will be presented with the following cast of principals: Likado of Japan .. Robt. H. Brooks Nanki Pooh, his son .. Eugene Sallee. Ko Ko, Lord High Executiveer C. N. Sanford. Pooch Bah, Lord High Everything Else .. Roy Winton Pish Tush, a Noble Llee Ray Clifford Nem Tem .. O. B. Seyster Three Sisters of Ko Ko. Yum Yum .. Maud Morrison. Pitti Sing .. Fannie Tracy, Pey Bo .. Fannie Lewelling Katisha .. Augusta Flinton --his re-election will be good ne vs to the students generally. -Minnesota Daily. OBER'S Clothiers. --his re-election will be good ne vs to the students generally. -Minnesota Daily. SOCKS Gentlemen's Fancy Hose Spring's here for sure-fancy socks are the neverfailing sign. Going to be a brilliant season and the summer girl won't monopolize all colors. At 15c, 25, 35c and 50c. Light and dark; plaids and stripes; dots and figures; some embroidered. And—well, almost any sort you can imagine. More are coming all the time, but everybody likes to be first. Fancy socks are gayer and brighter than ever. Hard to make you appreciate what a wonderful variety we have. SOCIETY. Fancy Hose The Kappas hold initiation to Miss Maude Russell this evening; Messrs. Zimmerman and Hanson were initiated by the Sigma Chis on Thursday evening. About twenty-five couple will be present at the hop given at I. O. O. F. Hall this evening by the women of the Theta fraternity. The Betas gave a small hop at their house on Wednesday evening in honor of Mr. Johnson, a Beta from Missouri State University. Prof. W, H. Carruth opened his home last night to the friends of Hon. J. Willis Gleed. Refreshments were served throughout the evening. A boating party was given Wednesday in honor of Miss Helen Calhoun. About eight couples with lunches went up to Cameron's Bluff and spent the evening there. Mr. Herbert Bailey entertained his Tau brothers at a six o'clock dinner Monday evening at the home of his father, Prof. E. H. S. Bailey. Royal entertainment was furnished and Herb was voted a friendly host. Very pleasant was the farewell party given for Mr. Charles Houser, at Pythian hall on Tuesday evening by the Phi Delta Theta fraternity. Mr.Newhouse's orchestra furnished exceptionally good music for the dancing. Refreshments were served throughout the evening. A goodly number of Freshmen upper classmen and members of the faculty attended the Freshman party given last Saturday evening in New Eldridge hall. Those who are fond of dancing found a strong inducement in the good music furnished, while games sufficient in variety to suit the tastes of all afforded amusement for those otherwise inclined. The decorations were in the class colors, red and white. The annual dancing party or the Sigma Nu fraternity was given Friday evening in Everett hall and was a very successful affair. An elaborate decorative scheme was carried out. Grecian pillars in imitation of marble were placed around the platform at the side of the hall and on the balcony smilax was twined around these and evergreen rope draped down to them from above. The columns themselves were surmounted by a circle of electric lights and a palm on each one. A rectangle of 200 incandescents on the ceiling furnished light. The grand march was led by Mr. Haggard and Miss Barteldes to music furnished by Zeiler. Among the guests were Bud Blackshire, of Elmdale; Dr. Hahn, of Cottonwood Falls; Jap Fair, of Sterling; Max Anderson, of Beloit; C. I. Maggard, of Chicago; C. F. Young, of Topeka; J. C. Dunley, of Muscogee, I. T.; E. Hoy Karr, of Topeka; Myrtle Karr, of Topeka; Minnie Maier, of Topeka; Frank Middleton, of Topeka. With apologies to the M. S. U. Independent we make the following adaptation from its columns: --his re-election will be good ne vs to the students generally. -Minnesota Daily. "I the committee sits and ca When it can And it generally can can. Time flits Yet the committee sits For ever and ever." O Philosopher, Spin! O Golfest, waver never! And, thou, O Scribe Issue yet more writes; Call yet a few more in, And then to can, Bend your every endeavor. mmm Perry Reelected. The advisory board of the Y. M.C.A. met yesterday afternoon and re-elected P.O.Hanson as general secretary for the coming year. Mr. Hanson has shown great ability in conducting the work during the past year and EXCHANGES. www www Dropped a match in a phial And after a while A jolly young chemistry tough. While mixing a compound of stuik They sat upon the garden stile, the youthlet and the maid. "The stars above are not so bright As you," he softly said. She lifted up her little hand She fitted up her little hand Toward Luna's golden light; Toward Luna's golden light: "The moon above is not as full As you my door to night. M. S. J. Indweder As you my dear to night. -M. S. U. Independent. WHAT THE WILD WAVES SAID Do you hear the ocean moaning, Ever mooning soft and low? Ever mooning soft and... Tis because that fat old bather Stepped upon its undertoot. — University Herald in C. & G. He (nervously)—"Who is that tramping around overhead?" He (nervously) — "Who is that tramping around overhead?" She "That's papa. He always gets restless toward morning." "What!" ejaculated the man, "four hundred dollars for that dress?" "Yes," answered the wife, soothingly, "it is the train that makes it so expensive." "Ah-h-h!" groaned the husband, that cursed railroad trust again. "When I get to heaven," said a woman to her Baconian husband, "I am going to ask Shakespeare if he wrote those plays." "Maybe he won't be there," was the reply. "Then you ask him," said the wife. Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Eastern Star Bakery HENRY GERHARD, Prop. Cream Rolls, Doughnuts, Cream Puffs, Maccaroons, Egg Kissies, Bread, Etc. PARTIGS SUPPLIED. GEORGE F, GODDING Livery, back and Boarding Stable. S12-14 Vermont St. Telephone 139. STEAM LAUNDRY WILDER BROS. Shirt Waisties and Dresses a Specialty Dress for Weddings. Available. Delivered Wednesday, Friday and Sat SMITH & CLARK, University Agents Where is a good place to get Something to Eat? et VICK KELLERS Open every night until 11:00 o'clock Carl Phillips, M. D. PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. Office 745 Miss. Street. **196** Res. 714 R I Street. **373** LAWRENCE, KANSAS DR. McCRORY, DENTIST Amalgam Filling. . . . . 843 Mass, St. Lawrence, Kans HOME STORE gloves and for taking grease spots out of clothing. Only 25c per bottle. SEMPRE GIOVINE for the complexion and KANSAS TOILET CREAM, the best lotion for the hands. All for sale at the KLENZONA for washing ribbons and --- 1105 Mass. St U-PI-DEE. A new Co-ed has alighted in town, A New Co-ed is at work. In an up-to-date表扬-madeown, U-pi-dee-i-dai! The boys are wild, and prex in too, You're a bit nervous, and GORHUS. - U-pi-dee-i-dai-i-dai! Her wifit crosses a muddy street she fits, And her wit is like those troley-car sparks! A boy crosss a muddy street she fits, And her wit is like those troley-car sparks! The turn of her head turns all ours, too, There's a pair of new pew; To hear her sing oll-o-chank, To hear her sing oll-o-chank, To hear her singing oll-o-chank, TO SONGS OF ALL THE COLLEGES. Copyright. Price, $4.40, postpaid. HINDS & NOBLE, Publishers. New York City. Schoolbooks of all publishers at one store. MOVED 4 DOORS NORTH. Telephone 25. 839 Mass. St. R.B.Wagstaff FANCY GROCERIES. 720 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kan. Open day and night. Short Orders and Hot Sand wiches a specialty. HOLE IN THE WALL RESTAURANT. Hand-Carved Mexican Belts D.L.ROWLAND THE BEST A nice hand-carved Leather Belt is just what you should have. We also carry a nice line of Purses, Chatelaines, and Shopping Bags. We would be pleased to show you these goods. Every piece a work of art. You can see them on exhibition in our South Window. ROWE'S 835 Massachusetts Street. Place to buy your Jewelery or have your Repairing done — IS AT— inery. Boarding and Hach Stables Donnelly Bros. All Rubber Tire Rigs 700 to 717 N. H. Lawrence, Kan. G.H. NORTON & BRO. G.H. NORTON&BRO Spot Cash GROCERY, 919 Mass. St. The Best Goods for the Least Money. A man writing on a desk. A trash bin is in front of him. Commencement warrants a little better kind of invitation than a tea party. We are equipped to furnish the best in the country, at prices which are reasonable. But you can judge from our samples, which will be mailed upon request. Plate and 100 cards, $1.00 100 cards from your plate, .75 JACCARD JEWELRY CO. 1032 MAIN ST. KANSAS CITY. SCIENCE DEPARGM'G Prof. Bailey conducted chapel Tuesday. D. H. Heath and Co. in their late spring catalogue announce the forthcoming book of Prof. W. C. Stevens on "Introduction of Plant life." A party of pharmacy students, fifty-five in number went to Kansas yesterday to be the guests of Faxon, Horton, Gallagher and Co., and Eden Smith Drug Co., wholesale druggists of that city. This is an annual affair and royal entertainment is always provided for the visitors. The Sigma Xis met at the home of Mr. Hackman Thursday night. Mr. David McFarland read a paper on Henry Mouson, the eminent scientist who first isolated the element florin, made first artificial diamond, and discovered the chemical process of manufacturing Calcium Carbide. Mr. Geo. Hood was initiated into the society. mmm A Lecture on Liquid Air. The University in general and the chemistry department in particular were quite heavily visited last Tuesday. The occasion was the April meeting of the Kansas City section of the American Chemical Society and the chief attraction was Dr. Franklin's talk on liquid air. Mr. Miller, of Kansas City Manual, brought about fifty pupils with him in a special car, and besides the Topeka chemists some thirty or forty high school students came down to the lecture. Because of the fact that the Kansas City crowd had to leave on the nine o'clock train the hour for the lecture was set for seven. In spite of the fact that the talk was not advertised and intended especially for members of the society and their friends, when the president, Prof Baily, called the meeting to order, the Physics building lecture room was crowded to its utmost capacity. The usual formalities of the society were dispensed with and Prof Bailey introduced the speaker of the evening. After a brief review of the history of liquifaction of gases, and explanation of process by which our machine converts the atmosphere into a liquid, Prof. Franklin gave a number of striking experiments to show the low temperature of the liquid; freezing a large mercury hammer, some alcohol, and pieces of apple and beefsteak which almost immediately became hard and brittle, the steak resembling in its appearance very much strawberry taffy. After burning some charcoal and steel watch springs in a quantity of liquid air from which the nitrogen had been allowed to boil out, the Professor measured the temperature of the liquid air by means of a hydrogen thermometer which he had constructed for the purpose, and found it to be about 190 degrees centgrade. --hot sultry weather of summer one is likely to chafe under the restraint of the stiff, unflexible collar until it has wilted, and surely no one will maintain that a wilted collar is more ornamental than the stock. Stocks never wilt. HE WAS A FRESHMAN. Engineering Notes. A boy stood on a burning deck So far as we could learn. Stood there in perfect safety He was too green to burn. E. H Barkman left Wednesday to take a position with the Union Pacific engineering corps with headquarters at Kansas City. Mr. Barkman is a junior civil engineer. Prof. Diener has received a model of the cylinders of the Baldwin Locomotives used on the Santa Fe road. It came as a gift from the manufacturers and is quite an interesting piece of mechanism. Prof. Hoad's class in surveying which performs its field work on Saturdays, has been thrown somewhat behind on account of bad weather. --hot sultry weather of summer one is likely to chafe under the restraint of the stiff, unflexible collar until it has wilted, and surely no one will maintain that a wilted collar is more ornamental than the stock. Stocks never wilt. The following clipping on petty thieving was taken from the Daily Californian: The verb "to swipe" means "to steal" but there seems to be a wide difference of opinion as just what the verb "to swipe" may mean. The last among the students of collecting anything as mementos has assumed such porportions as to be quite a problem. When the custom first started the students usually confined their efforts to objects of little or no value, such as posters, cardboard signs and little things of that nature. But this soon became so common that they were no longer sought. Immediately the students turned their attention toward more expensive objects. This process has kept up until the actions of some of the students in appropriating to themselves anything in sight under the pretense of wanting to decorate their rooms has become positively disgraceful. As long as the student has no use for what he pillers he considers that his actions cannot be constrained in the light of stealing but only as a sort of practical joke; that he is justified in taking anything no matter of how much value it may be to the owner so long as he personally wants it to decorate his room. If any other person but a University student were to help himself to objects one-half the value that the average student does he would find himself in the common jail before night. There should not be two standards of moral conduct, one for the students and another for the ordinary person. --hot sultry weather of summer one is likely to chafe under the restraint of the stiff, unflexible collar until it has wilted, and surely no one will maintain that a wilted collar is more ornamental than the stock. Stocks never wilt. For esthetic purposes it may be the time-honored stiff collar, with tie, should have first place, but when there is introduced or rather re-introduced an article of apparel which has merits undoubtedly surpassing those of the strictly conventional, it can be no fair or progressive mind that will wholly condemn it. If you will take the word of one who has given stocks a summer's trial you will believe for general convenience and coolness, the stock greatly outpoints the collar. Having no starch, it readily absorbs perspiration and thus keeps the neck clean and dry where the collar does neither. Moreover, during the Editor of the K. U. WEEKLY: Out of fairness to both sides of the question, will you please print this letter in defense of the "stock." As to our invading the women's wardrobe, I think you will not have to go back very far in history to find the stock mentioned and shown in pictures as distinctively a men's institution; neither by reference nor by picture has it ever come under the eyes of your reader in connection with the feminine wardrobe. Neither for that matter is the kilt a woman's garment It must be admitted that in some of the colors and combinatihns now shown the stock, to an esthetic eye may become offensive. The fault here lies in the wearer and not in the stock Good taste is not possessed by everyone and the one who lacks taste is likely to offend the one who possesses it. This is bound to be so in a community of differently constituted persons. But in this respect the stock is no worse a culprit than the "loud" tie, and the tie has as yet called forth no adverse editorial comment from your columnus. So, as a cool, comfortable and eminently sensible addition to the negligee summer costume you will still find many of your readers ready to exclaim "Long live the stock!" A. SUBSCRIBER. --all special scenery. Prof. L. L. Blake was called to K yesterday on professional business Prof. M. W. Sterling left yesterday for Mound Ridge where he is to make the Commencement address at the H. S. graduating exercises. --all special scenery. K.U.on Top. To Editor WEEKLY; Well, we wonder what Baker, Ottawa, Washburn, etc., will say as to the action of the Inter-State Oratorical Association in the matter of the Kansas toast at the meeting in St Paul next Wednesday, April 30. This toast is, by tacit understanding, supposed to go the victor receiving second place at the state contest who, in our case, by some queer maneuvers of late quite common in contests, happens to be the Ottawa orator. But it has appeared to the Interstate Association as being but justice to merit to give the honor of this toast to Josiah Kramer, the K. U. orator. This is gratifying to old K. U. since it shows that our orator stands second place in the estimate of the Interstate Association. It would be but fair and well if some of the Kansas newspapers would take note of this as the other colleges undoubtedly will. J.B.W. "Merry" Katie Emmett will play her big spectacular production, "Waifs of New York," here on Thursday, May 1. The Company carries a car load of special scenery, and the fire scene with Miss Emmett's escape, the bridge scene with the moving trains, is pronounced by all who have seen it, to be the most realistic piece of mechanism ever produced upon the American stage. Miss Emmett's continued successes have won for her a high place in the esteem of the American theatre going public. She is one of the few ladies who have been honored with membership in the B. P. O. Elks and is also a member of 32 unions. A repetition of her successes should crown the effort of Miss Emmett on this occasion and the public can show their appreciation of humor and pathos that this attraction provided for. DR. TRUMAN W. BROPHY, Dean, We are Readg For Business With an entire new and up-to-date line of Footwear suitable for hill-climbing. BAYSIDE MUSEUM OF ART The Twenty-first Annual Course of instruction will begin Oct. 14, 1982. In order to complete the course of instruction in three years it is necessary to enter the course as a four year course will be required there, a building and equipment offer not occupied facilities to the dental students. For announcement and descriptive booklet information. Chicago College of Dental Surgery Call in and see our line. Starkweather (Central Department of Lake Forest University.) Shoe Company. The New Shoe Store. 805 Mass. Wood & Harrison Sts., Chicago. Bowersock Opera House. Thursday, May 1. 1902 MERRY KATIE EMMET. in her greatest success Waifs of New York Prices, 25c., 35c., 50c. STUDENTS First time in history of these prices. Seat Sale Bromelsick's Store. You will find August Hackbarth, the reliable Shoeenaker at Starkweather's Shoe Store, 805 Mass. St. Mr. Hackbarth was with the Howe Shoe Co. Watkins National Bank Students' Work a Specialty. Capital, $100,000. Surplus, $20,000 J. B. WATKINS. C. H. TUCKER. C. H. TUCKER, President. C. A. HILL, Vice President. W. E. HAZEN Asse't Cashier. DIRECTORS J. B. WATMIN, C. A. HILL, A. C. H. JACKSON, J. HOUSE, A. M. TILKER, J. NOVY Savings Department deposits received Tuesdays and Fridays. Exchanges on all the principal cities of *the world*. PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. DR A. J. ANDERSON Office, 713 Vermont St.. Telephone, 124-3 Residence, 717 Vermont St. Tel. 124-1 DR. J. R. BECHTEL GRADUATE IN OSTEOPATHY, MEDICINE AND SURGERY. Office 831 Massachusetts Street. Phone 343. Office and Residence, $23 Kentucky Street, Lawrence, Kansas. Telephone 143. Office Hours $8 to 10:30 a.m. 1 to 3:30 p.m. H.S. GARDNER, N.D. EVA A. GARDNER, M.D. Homeopathic Pharmacy F. D. MORSE, A. M., M. D., Residence, 1041 Tenn. Street. Office over Woodward's Drug Store. LAWRENCE, KANSAS Is the leader in all kinds of Candies and baker's dainties. Have complete stock of all bakery supplies. Try our "Kisses." 933 Mass. St. THE HOME BAKERY C. H. HUNSINGER. HACK and LIVERY. 022 Massachusetts Street Telephone 258. UNITARIAN READING SENT FREE DR. JOHN H. OUTLAND, on application to Miss ELLEN E. CALL. 35 Summer St., Lawrence, Mass. Physician & Surgeon. ROOM 4. JACKSON BUILDING. MEADVILLE. PA.. Meadville Theological School Founded 1841. New endowments. Modern equipment. Ample equipment. No document tests. Special lectures for graduate. Special lectures for distinguished specialists. Used for cataloging. GEO. W. JONES, A. M. N. D. Physician and Surgeon. 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M Telephone 100. 1 925 Fir Stockholds of all publishers at one time. 4-5-6-12-3-4 Cooper Institute, M. Y. City E th BOTH SIDES OF LIVE QUESTIONS FULLY DISCUSSED PROS AND CONS PROS AND CONS Our foreign policy, the DO currency, the rail intrusion, municipal airfare, penny postage, transportation, trust, department stores, municipal ownership, municipal control of tegragh. Both sides of the above and most complex policies, intentions for organizing and conducting a debating society with hyphenated prices. Dr. Price (28-99 Pages). Coil (-49-99 Pages). --- PROS and CONS compute streams