Kansas University Weekly. THE ONLY OFFICIAL AND AUTHORIZED WEEKLY PUBLICATION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. VOL; XII. GEO. DAVIES The Student's Tailor. SAGURDAY. OCGOBER 3.1903. Carries a full line of Imported and Domestic Woolens. Lowest possible prices. Students' wardrobes taken care of. Mrs. Jessie Witter Mrs. Jessie Witter Has anything you want in Fancy Work, Battenburg Embroidery, Lace Making, Mount Mellick, Pyrography and all the latest novelties. See her "K. U." Cushions. 855 MASS, STREET EASTERN STAR BAKERY. Fine Pastries and Buns. Sweet Cakes a Specialty. Parties supplied. DONNELLY BROS., DONNELLY BROS., LIVERY, BOARDING, and HACK STABLES. All Rubber Tire Rigs. Cor. 7th and New Hampshire. Phone 100 THE TIPTON BARBER SHOP BATH PRICES. Single Bath, 25c; 7 Baths, $1.00: 15 Baths, $2.00; 21 Baths, $3.00; Baths for school year, $5.00. R. H. STEWART, Prop. ...BICYCLES... For Rent or Sale, Repairing of all kinds LAWRENCE BICYCLE CO. 905 MASS. ST. GO TO THE... PARK GROCERY FANCY and STAPLE GROCERIES. For fine Maple Syrup and Eagle Pancake Flour. ACRES & SHANK MRS. PRENTISS MRS. PRENTISS THE HOME STORE, Candies, School Supplies, Notions. Home made Bread. Orders taken for Fine Cakes. Johnson's Restaurant and Confectionery Student's Headquarters. Chas. L. Hess Meat Market. 941 Mass. St. Telephone 14 941 Mass. St. Telephone 14 Bakery & Restaurant. Mrs. F. M. Williams. EVERYTHING GOOD TO EAT Come for Pies and Cakes. 838 $ \frac{1}{2} $ Massachusetts St. Phone 550 Gray. ..OUR FALL STYLES.. Have Arrived. Protsch THE TAILOR. 717 Mass. St. Ground Floor K. U.-34; K. S. A. C.-0. 32 to 0 First----34 to 0 Second Let the Good Work Go On. The 'Varsity defeated the Kansas State Agricultural College today by a decisive score of 34 to 0. The Farmers did not play the game they are capable of and seemed to lack spirit. The 'Varsity played a good game throughout, tearing up the Farmers' line and rounding their ends with ease. The University back field was especially good. Ise, Cook, Griggs, Woodforl and Brumage were good for gains nearly every time. Hicks at end, Allen and Ackerman at tackles and Michaelson at center played hard games and could be counted on. The Agriculturalists had the ball only about ten minutes during the whole game and had little chance to show what they could do on offensive work. They were held for downs nearly every time and on the pinch had Mr. Rick blocked and failed to make a kick at all. Their line seemed to be full of holes which the K. U. men found easily. The game was long and some what uninteresting toward the last. Nearly every down some one of the men would be laid out and time taken out for him, Cook, Ise and Pooler were retired on account of injuries, Griggs, Woodford and Wilson taking their places. The Farmers used all the substitutes they brought with them and then didn't have enough. Griggs' 40 yard run from kickoff, Cook's and Ise's advancing of the ball in the center of the field and Woodtord's 45 yard run at the last of the game were the features. The line up was as follows: K.S.A.C. Position K. U. Kouse left end Fleischman Tilley left tackle Ackerman Rick Wilkins left guard Donald Thompson center Michaelson Margrove right guard Bruner Snodgrass right tackle Allen Towne right end Hicks Cunningham quarter Pooler Wilson Cooler left half Ise Griggs Castle right half Cook Woodford Schoultz full Brumage Ise proved to be a good ground gainer. He has played six or seven games with the college. A good sized crowd witnessed the game with Emporia College Monday. Wilson played a fine game at quarterback after Pooler went out. He has a good voice and the men can hear his signals easily. He carries the ball well on the quarterback runs. NO. 4. Too much study(?) causes severe headaches, very often, but Raymond's H. A. Tablets knock 'em. THE VALUE OF A KNOWLEDGE OF CHEMISTRY AND THE OPPORTUNITIES OFFERED FOR ITS STUDY AT THE UNIVERSITY OF KASSAS. Chemistry enters into every phase of life; a knowledge of it can be used advantageously in every pursuit undertaken. In general however, the Arts students of the University of Kansas shun it. One term of Chemistry is required of Freshmen. If they cannot by any means get out of it, they take it with an ill-concealed distaste and many of them try to do just enough work to pass the examinations. Some leave it until their senior year in order to put off an evil time as long as possible. This hatred of chemistry is probably owing to the fact that few people realize the value of a knowledge of chemistry. To the doctor and pharmacist it is obvious that a knowledge of chemistry is indispensible. In other professions it is almost as important. Almost all the other sciences depend to a certain extent upon chemistry. Every large establishment which manufactures organic materials, all sorts of metal smelters, and plants which prepare such things as cement, employ chemists. These chemists command perhaps the best salaries that are paid for any kind of work. In the more lowly occupations, the knowledge of chemistry proves advantageous. The baker who knows and choses pure flour and other materials as well, is the most successful baker. The house keeper and cook who are familiar with chemical reactions are able to save themselves trouble, worry and expense. The chemistry building of the University contains large light laboratories Each desk is furnished with gas, water and sink. Ample apparatus is provided for successfully carrying out all experiments. A large assignment of new apparatus has been received this year but has not yet been unpacked. One room in the building is used for a library. A large collection of chemistry books and periodicals are kept there and are readily accessible to students. Forty new books will soon be added to the collection. The chemistry classes this year are larger than ever before. This may be owing, however, to the larger enrollment in the University rather than to a greater appreciation of the courses offered. The advanced organic, however, which is not required in any course, has a larger enrollment than usual. To meet the demands of larger classes, two new teachers have been added to the corps of instructors. The regular election for members of the athletic board will be held next Tuesday. At that time four student members are to be elected. SOME PLACES OF INTEREST ABOUT LAWRENCE One of the first things a student new to our little city becomes interested in is the environments of Lawrence. The first Sunday he usually starts out to walk to some point that he has heard of, or that looked promising in a distant view, or perhaps he walks out with no objective point—merely to "see what he can see." After he has been here a year he has seen most of the interesting sights and no longer is impelled by curiosity to seek out new scenes. He has one or two favorite walks or rides, and these are sufficient. Just now, however, there are many new friends among us, and most of these will soon be searching out points of interest, as the ones gone before have done. A most pleasant task it is,too, this little tour of exploration they have before them, and perhaps a word or two as to what they will find may not come amiss. First, always comes the windmill, because it is so unique and quaint. I know of none other like it in Kansas, though I have seen one in Nebraska. Built in the '50s, it has stood impassively the same, almost uneffected by the elements until a vandal wind blew off its arms last spring. You can climb up into it, way up into the oddly shaped little cap, and there you may carve your initials into the hard wooden wheel, if you have patience enough. A second point of interest is the suspension bridge. It spans the Wakarusa out towards Blue Mound, southeast of Haskell. Perhaps you may have seen pictures of this bridge in "the Lawrence book" or somewhere. It is just a foot bridge which sways as you walk across it, some forty feet above the water, so that you hold on to the side wire to keep your balance. Part of the wood-n plank foot path is gone now, and there is a sign up saying "Condemned," but who cares for a missing plank or two, or what matters it that the approach is high and difficult. No such obstacles can frighten us away from the delights of a walk across the swagging spider's web of wire. The old timers on "the hill" tell how they used to get the girls out on the bridge and swing it until it stood almost horizontal, or until the girls begged them to stop. But now you must walk across it carefully, or else a man will run out below and warn you. Once this was a beautifully rustic place, but now the spirit of progress has taken hold, and a very unlovely wooden bridge for wagons cuts off the view of those who would stand on the old bridge and look down upon the "limpid stream" rippling over the rocks below. Farther still to the southeast lies the Blue Mound itself. It has a sort of air of mystery about it and seems to hold something in promise for one who will take the pains to climb it, but it is a disappointment, for when, after many misdirections you finally find yourself upon its slope, you are only in the midst of a very ordinary wood. Other places about Lawrence have their inspirations, esthetic or historic, and many are the hours of pleasure that the autumn holds in store for nature's lovers who "hold communion with her visible forms." Rufus Emery, Arts '02, was in the city a day or two the early part of the week. Mr. Emery is in the Harvard Law School. Tenny Frank, a K. U. graduate and at present an instructor in Latin at Chicago University, visited Lawrence friends the early part of the week. Walter Renn of Wellington, a member of the '03 class of Harvard, spent one day this week with his sister, Miss Dora Renn. Mr. Renn will do graduate work at Harvard this year. The professors in the Adams street tennis club spent the forenoon last Saturday in improving the grounds. Pickaxes, wheelbarrows, shovels and hammers were at work all the morning, and the afternoon found the court and grounds in better shape than for several seasons. The Chancellor went to St. Louis last Tuesday night to look over the space allotted by the World's Fair Commissioners to the Kansas Educational Exhibit. He was accompanied by John McDonald of Topcka, editor of the Western School Journal. They found the Kansas space nicely located and were well pleased with things in general. Mr. McDonald is superintendent of the exhibit and the Chancellor is its director. TOM MORRIS If you want real comfort in any kind of weather, you can have it every time you cover your head with a Stetson Hat OBER, Clothier and Hatter. THE KANSAS UNIVERSITY WEEKLY. Editor-In-Cnief ... ROSCOR CHAMBERS Associates { } J. B. WILSON Sporting Editor ... ARTHUR BAYSE Local Editor ... RAY BARTON Society Editor ..MARY L. JOHNSON Literary Editor ..MARY BURWELL Business Manager ..J. R. BRADY EXECUTIVE BOARD. W. P, Shaw, C, L, Edson, E, B, Black, J, B, Riemond, Geo, Hanson, J, N, Neff, Roy Winton, H. C, Byrnes, W. L, Kepler. Entered at Lawrence Post Office as second class mail matter. Shares in the WEEKLY $1.00 each, entitling the holder to the paper for two years, may be had of the Secretary and Treasurer, George Foster or at the WEEKLY office. Subscription price 50 cents per annum in advance. Single copies 5 cents. Address all communications to J. R Brady, Business Mgr., Lawrence, Kan. SEVERAL PLAYERS who were to be in the line-up for Monday's game refused to play simply because they were not put on the training table. The matter has given rise to much comment; but it is not to be regarded as of vital importance, except in that it has discovered in time what might later have led to serious results. Suppose that the game of Monday had been one of the championship series. Men who lack the spirit that places university above personal interest and object to authority and discipline, are not fit for places on any university team or organization. Men who cannot be depended on are not wanted, and the sooner they are found out; the better for Kansas University. 2 2 WHEN THE Athletic Asso. ciation engages a man to coach the football team, they always select a man who knows his business. It is then the duty of every conscientious player and of every loyal student to stand by the coach as long as the coach is doing his best. No student, not even those who represent outside newspapers, is excused from the operation of this law, and no loyal student wishes to be. When petty differences of opinions arise, the newspaper reporter should be careful what he says. He should realize and appreciate the importance of his position and not misrepresent us to the public; especially by overestimating matters of little consequence. If the football situation were to be thoroughly investigated one would find that never before in the history of the university athletics has there been greater harmony at the opening of the season. The university, the faculty, the athletic association, the coach, the players and the students, all understand each other—and all are apparently satisfied. * HOW TO GET and maintain a healthy, vigorous college spirit, is a question which presents itself for solucion to the management of nearly every school in our country. Ours is not an exception. How to prevent a fossilizing of societies, classes, fraternities, factions, so that hundreds of individuals may fuse their energies into one powerful irresistable momentum, is the problem before us. One of the influences that tends to bring about this result is football. On the gridiron there is no class distinction. Brain and muscle win. While crowding around the grand stand, the Freshmen and the Sophmore, the Frat, and the Barb, the Law and the Engineer, each and all forget their class or social differences and join hustily in the good old Rock Chalk, Jay Hawk, K. U. Here at the grandstand all students may spend a pleasant afternoon, here, thoughts of books and laboratories are cast aside, and breathing in the spirit of the hills about them, students become conscious of a feeling that raises them above the individual. They feel in a true sense that the are members of a great university * The editor of the WEEKLY is in a quandary. Can you help him? He is trying to determine whether Alfred Austin, the laureate of England, is truly a great poet. You might study this effusion from his poem, "England's Darling," and then give him your opinion. The hours are noon. The hogs are nosing in the mast. The tegs are in the fold. The norland flakes are flying fast. And ch, 'tis nipping cold. So let us to the steading slink, Still trolling as we gang; Now is the time for meat and drink So let the world go hang. A VOICE FROM THE FACULTY DEAR EDITOR:I was glad to see your article favoring the playing of our Nebraska football game on our home grounds. A great many students cannot afford to go to Kansas City to see the game, and most of the faculty will spend neither time nor money to do so. Our football is a University game, and everything possible should be subordinated to getting as many students and members of the faculty as possible to see it. Only thus can we get for it universal approval and support. The goal toward which we should aim is ALL games on the home grounds of one or the other of the contending teams. Let us not go backwards in this matter. Instead of taking an additional game to Kansas City, we ought just as soon as possible to get our share of the Missouri games here. If more money is needed to have games on our home grounds than we now get, let some o us who can afford it give some money for athletics. It would be cheaper for us to do so that to go to Kansas City, and we should thus give the pleasure of seeing the games to many of the students and faculty who other wise would not see them. And our games ought to be for us and not for the people of Kansas City. Sincerely yours, OH PURDUE. Prof. C. S, Plumb reads a paper on "Our Observations in Feeding the Different Breeds of Swine at Purdue University"; this afternoon at the twenty-fourth annual meeting of the Sardiana Swine Breeders' Association, to be held in the state house at Indianapolis.-From the La Fayette Daily Call. A. M. Wilcox. Other students smoke the Tampanola. Why don't you? Questions and Answers. "Ask Us no Questions and We'll Tell You no Lies." C. G. M. Why should we watch our Ps and Qs more than other letters? C. G. M. Why should we C. G. M. Why must we be careful of those letters more than of others? Because in the olden days the host kept his customer's scores in chalk on the panels of the doors. P stood for pint and q for quart, and it behooved the guest to watch his score lest he should exceed his proper number of Ps and Qs. To suit or fit to a T is a plain allusion to the carpenter's T, which is much used in mechanics and drawing. Maggie W. Is it permissible to use tooth picks in public? ق The leaves were just beginning to fall, and sweat no longer collected on the brow of the Ant in large quantities. And as he was taking a brief rest after a hard day's work, along came the Grasshopper. Maggie W. Merry Mag, I should say not. I am surprised that you would ask such a question. Heavens, girl, would you make any part of your toilet in public—in the corridor of the New Eldridge, or on the platform of the Santa Fe depot—where any one looking at you could see you? Certainly not. No human being is interested in the condition of your teeth except yourself and your dentist. Why make some one watch you attending to them? Many people, it is greatly to be regretted how numerous they are, are victims of this habit, and there is no personal habit that so quickly stamps itself as unpleasant in the mind of stranger or friend as this. The tooth pick belongs to the toilet room. FOUNTAIN PENS. AN ANIMAL FABLE. "Oho!" said the Ant: "you've put in your summer dancing, and now come around expecting to live on me through the winter. ' And away shedanced to where diamonds and terrapin awaited. And the industrious aunt is still carrying the hod. "Back up!" blithely retorted the Grasshopper; "you talk like a nut. My dancing caught the eyes of several managers, and I'm engaged to star this season at the head of my own company." Arabic figures were invented by the Indians, not by the Arabs. Dutch clocks are not of Dutch, but of German (deutsch) manufacture. Irish stew is a dish unknown in Ireland. The best line of fountain pens on the market at Elliott's University Supply Store. Price-one to six dollars. Every pen fully guaranteed. DID YOU KNOW THAT Fred Boyles Prints the neatest kind of Dance Programs. Baffins Bay is no bay at all. --- Spalding's Official Foot Ball Supplies. Are used by all the lending colleges, schools and athletic clubs, because these are the most athletic bearing the *Spalding* badge of the best that can be made. Spalding's Official Inter-Collegiate Football Is used by every leading team throughout the country and must be used in all championship games. Be sure you use a Spalding in practice, and thus avoid being handicapped when you go into a championship game. Spalding's New Attachment for Foot Ball Tackling Machine Was invented by Mr. John McMasters, trainer of the Harvard team and used by them last season. The efficiency of a team is improved from the first trial. EVERYTHING REQUISIT FOR FOOTBALL EVERYTHING REQUIRED FOR INVESTMENT Jackets, Pants, Shoes, Head Harness, Nose Masks, Shin Guardes Supporters, Stockings. Sweaters, Jerseys. All made to withstand the roughest usage. Spalding's Official Foot Ball Guide for 1903. Edited by Walter Camp. Every foot ball player should have cur Fak, and Winter Sports Catalogue. Mailed ree A. G. SPALDING & BROS, New York, Ohiogo, Denver Baltimore, Buffalo, The Best is the Cheapest Telephone 193. COURT HOUSE MEAT MARKET. ERNEST SEIDEL, Proprietor. CHOICEST MEAT PRODUCTS Oysters in Season; Lawrence, Kansas. Cleaning and Pressing a Specialty. Club rates $1.50 per week. O. P. LEONARD, 735 Mass. Street. Lawrence, Kansas. Phone 511 Green. Fine Tailoring. Customers please mention this paper. SHELLEY. Indiana Cash Grocery Feed the Students. Quality is what is demonstrated as well as quantity and we have both. Stewards have found our prices cheapest We can save you money. Latest Delicacies for Late Dinners Photographer 719 MASSACHUSETTS Phone----533 Pink Phone 156. Pellet & Ellis. Prompt Delivery Owl Telephone your order to our shop. It will receive prompt attention. Phone 164 Red. We print everything printable. Give us a trial. Legal News Printing Office 734 Mass. Street. J. B. Watkins, Pres C. A. Hill, V. Pres. C. H. Tucker, Cash, W. E. Hazen, Asst. C. The Jayhawker Club. 933 Mass. St. 1202 KENTUCKY STREET. For Ladies and Gentlemen. J. B. WILSON. Steward. $2.75 per week. Home Bakery & Confec'y Choice Home Made Candies. Daintiest of Cakes. Wholesome Bread. Ice Cream Sodas made of pure fruit Juices. Pure Ice Cream. Capital $100,000. Surplus $20,000. WatkinsNationalBank Guenther, The Grocer Feeds the hungry students Because he carries Everything. --- See him Mr. Steward, at 721 Mass. Everything Cheap for Cash. ED. THOMAS, RESTAURANT Fruits, Nuts and Oysters. MRS. MENDENHALL Is now ready to show the latest Styles in Fall and Winter Millinery. Call and see us at 823 Mass. Street. Go to... William Wiedemann, ICES, ICE CREAM and FINE CONFECTIONERY A Choice of Lowney's Chocolates always to be had. 37 Mass. St. Phone 18 OCTOBER. Y ornaments are fruits, my garments leaves. Woven like cloth of gold, and crimson dyed. I do not boast the harvesting of sheaves, O'er orchards and o'er vinyards I preside. Though on the frigid Scorpion I ride, The dreamy air is full, and overflows With tender memories of the summertide And mingled noises of the doves and crowes. —LONGFELLOW. NOTES FROM SNOW MEETING SATUR DAY, SEPTEMBER, 26. The Snow Literary society met in North College last Saturday night and enjoyed a most entertaining meeting. Miss Wood gave an extempore, Miss Hanson music and Mr. Leighty read a paper in which he set forth the views of a K.U.man concerning the G.A.R.reunion recently held here. The main feature of the evening was the debate. Mr.Bartlett and Mr. Leinbach held that the fifteenth amendment has not been justified. Mr.Wilson and Mr.Zook held that it has. At the election of officers Mr. Zook was made president, Miss Brewister secretary, Mr. Rupert treasurer and Miss Wood vice president. REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB. The Quill Club held its regular weekly meeting in room 16 A at the usual time. es 18 Miss Clark read a very enjoyable "Ballad of Nothing at All." Aside from the well chosen words and cleverly put ideas, the spontaneous rhyme called forth approval from all the members present. Miss Hedger read an interesting story of Early Kansas Days. The scene was laid in southern Kansas, and the story dealt with the land and railroad troubles. The incidents having the force of probabilty and the characters being entirely natural added much to the interest of the story. In Mining Journal meeting last week Mr. Kuchs related his experience in Globe, Ariz., and Mr. Brown told of his mining work in Colorado the past summer. Mining Journal is a society, composed of mining engineers, which meets once a week to gain some practical knowledge of work to be done after graduation. In this society are boys who have worked in nearly every mining locality in the United States and Mexico and much valuable knowledge can be gained from their experiences. The Journal meets from 4:30 to 5:30 every Tuesday. Alice Duncan of Kansas City has pledged Pi Beta Phi. Miss Clara Klaumann, '03, is teaching in the Iola High School. J. J. Schroeder, '03, is connected with the Ransom & Garrett Shoe Co. at St. Joseph, Mo. Chester Smith, the senior who accidentally shot himself in the foot last year, is in school again. Mrs. Lull who was visiting her daughter Miss Vera Hull, returned to her nome in Wichita, last Tuesday. Miss Henrietta Henderson, Kansas, '00. was married last week to Mr. Harry Roberts, University of Illinois, '02. SMILE!! "God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said—That is Good." O --for the Society and Fraternity The maiden stricked in terror: “Tis the fierce and dread cyclone; I can hear its awful mumbling, And its wild and weird moan.” But her brave escort was fearless, And he said: “Pray do not flee; Tis only the brass band of Lawrence Playing “Under the Bamboo Tree” o "So you are really going to 'leave,' are you?" As was readily guessed, it was the old chestnut that spoke. "No," replied the stately oak. "Too much trouble to pack my trunk. Do you twig?" Amid the stillness that followed nothing was heard but the sound of the weeping willow.— X. Ethel—What is the height of your desires? Mabel—About five feet ten.— X. Dolly—I told him never to speak to me again. Daisy—Did he deserve such treatment? Dolly—Y-y-yes. H-he h-hasn't' -X. Viola—Why did they separate? Myrtle—Nobody knows. Viola—How dreadful!-X. Gregg Hawk and Bruce Cater, who have been with a surveying party this summer, came back Wednesday. Kit Wilson is visiting the Sigma Nus. Perry Lester, '02, was married in Lawrence last Wednesday to Miss Edith Phillips. Mr. Lester intends to return to the Rush Medical College and take his degree, and then to practice at Walsenburg, Colorado. Phi Delta Phi has pledged E. R. Moses of Great Bend and C. R. Hume of Anadarko, Okla. C. M. Brobst, law '03, visited friends on the hill Friday. He is practicing at Chanute with R. B. Smith,'02. The Misses Flo Shanklin, Helen Havens, Hedwig Berger, Elizabeth Wagstaff and Alice Rankin have pledged to Kappa Alpha Theta, Call at Boughton's New Stationery Store, 1025 Mass. St. and see the pictures and posters and many other things which you can buy at prices not obtainable elsewhere. G. C. Baldwin, who was in school last year, is working in the U. S. Coast Survey in Maryland. He is thinking of coming back to school in a year or two. "Sail, ho!" called the lookout. "Where away?" asked the first mate. "Six p'ints off the lee bow." "Make it eight pints," ordered a thirsty passenger. "I can drink a quart, myself, anytime." —X. Applicant—I'm a graduate of a correspondence school. Merchant—Well, I won't count that against you. I'll give you a trial, young man.-X. Newspaper Editor—Somehow or other, I am unable to see any sense in this thing. Poet—Oh, I beg your pardon. I made a mistake and handed you a poem intended for a magazine,-X. "Laura," said Mr. Ferguson, "this is Mr. Klippinger of Harkinsville, the town where I used to live. He's the editor of the Echo. I was telling him we had the files of his paper for the last ten years. I'll show them to you, Mr. Klippinger. They—" "Why, George," interrupted Mrs. Ferguson, with a mechanical sort of smile, "I ought to have told you, but—but they're under the dining room carpet." "Get the habit." The Rench Club gave a picnic Friday evening. Geo. Bowser was in Kansas City the first of the week. Geo. Hanson's father and mother were visiting him a week. The Junior class gave a party Friday evening in Pythian Hall. All kinds of paper and stationery at Fred Boyles Store, 639 Mass. St. Miss Clara Duval, of Hutchinson is visiting Miss Marguerite Wise. Go to the corner of Adams and Mass.Nuts, Candies, Fruits and Soft Drinks. Merrill Hatfield of Wichita and H.A. Sawyer of Haven have pledged to Sigma Alpha Epsilon. John Worley is back in school after a year's work superintending some work in Arkansas, for the Frisco. If your club supper leaves a lonesome feeling in your stomach go to Vics and get something good to eat. Prot. Murphy; formerly instructor in civil engineering, was on the hill the middle of the week. He is now employed in the United States Geological survey at Washington. WE carry an up to date line of MEN'S CLOTHING, HAT and FURNISHING GOODS and shall make every effort to please the Students. Come in and make yourself at home with us. M. J. SKOFSTAD, --for the Society and Fraternity 829 Mass. St. The juniors danced at Pythian hall Friday night. Class society functions are starting out well, and we hope will keep on in the same way. Nothing else gets university people so well acquainted. Kappa Alpha Theta will give a dance Monday evening at Pythian hall in honor of the seven girls they have just pledged. P Outing Flannel ... Gowns ... Warm, Fleecy Gowns for cool nights Some very special bargains for October selling. Made in the hubbard style, with turn-over collars, buttonhole edge. They are cut very full and long. Come in Pink, Light Blue Cream and Stripes. Alfred Fidler, a graduate of the Law school, was in town Thursday. He is located in Kansas City, Mo. Solomon Smith, Arts'03, was in Lawrence Sunday. --for the Society and Fraternity The sophomore class had a spread at Dick Bros.' hall Thursday evening. The menu consisted of fried chicken, sandwiches, pickles and coffee—mostly prepared by the loyal '06 girls. The Chi Omegas gave a reception in their new home last Saturday, entertaining their girl friends from two till six, the faculty and their men friends from eight till ten. The occasion was somewhat of a house warming, and certainly showed the house to the best advantage, for the decorations were very effective, and the hostesses entertained charmingly. PICTURES A new line of framed Pictures at low Prices. A. D. WEAVER. See them at IN THE SOCIAL SWIRL Rowlands and Stevenson BOOKSELLERS AND STATIONERS 819 MASS. ST. 50c to $2.50. R. B. WAGSTAFF, DEALER IN Staple and Fancy GROCERIES. --for the Society and Fraternity University Trade Solicited --for the Society and Fraternity 839 Mass. St Phone 25. Complete Line of Parker Fountain Pens. One year's Life Insurance Policy with each Pen. FRED BOYLES. 639 Mass. St. Tel. 123 Red. Printed most all of the ...Programs... ..Dances.. last year, and is prepared this year with a complete line of the Swellest Samples ever shown here. He prints the Weekly, and can turn you out the neatest job of any kind of Printing at the lowest prices. Fred Boyles' Stationery Store 739 Mass. St. will be a money-saver for you if you go there for your supplies. All kinds of Tablets, Pencils, Pens, Inks, Stationery, Envelopes. The Wire Photo Holders so popular with K. U. Students may be found here. Remember the place and save money by going to see FRED BOYLES. 639 Mass. St. Tel. 123 Red. --- Get a "Lucky Curve" Parker Fountain Pen with a year's insurance at the same price as other pens. Misses Hutt. Millinery and Hair Dressing Parlors. Phones Pink 527 927 Means St. Phone Pink 537. 837 Mass. St. Lawrence Business College. Day and Evening Sessions. Over Lawrence National Bank How do You Treat YOUR FEET FIRST WEEK If your feet growl sometimes isn't it because they are dissatisfied with your treatment of them? WALK OVER You prefer good comfortable surroundings to work in, and so do your feet. They can't miss it harness any more than you can. This is worth thinking about. shoes fit the feet as nicely as a good glove fits the hand—and they look as well. STARKWEATHER SHOE CO. NEWS ITEMS. At the University of Nebraska last Tuesday, sixty-five men were out for football practice. The matting on the north stairs saves the Freshmen much embarrassment. President Rhodes of the senior class,has named Ralph Morrison as chairman of the senior play committee. The Haskell team attended the football game Monday, as guests of the Kansas football management. The Indians play no game on their home grounds this year; the one on McCook field with K. U. being the only one in Lawrence. The damage done the Museum Building in the electric storm of a few weeks since is being repaired. The Freshmen are surely the most enterprising that have yet entered the university. Not content with having painted '07 upon most everything around the campus, they sought a living monument, and now a sleek, rec bull wears a proud '07 on either flank. The University of Nebraska is finding difficulty in getting students to attend their chapel exercises. We do not seem to be having much trouble with our chapel attendance. Toys! Toys! Toys! at Hoadley's. Gene Ware and Dix Fletcher of Topeka were in Lawrence last Sunday. What is the matter with Vic Keller? He is all right. Why? He is the man who sells candies, nuts and grapes. At the senior class meeting Friday, President Rhodes appointed the following committees: SENIOR CLASS COMMITTEE Senior Play Committee—Ralpl Morrison, chairman, Inez Plumb Josephine Searles, Nellie Wilhelmi, Agnes Unruh, Hettie Mossler, Homer Burress, Arthur Bayse, Lou Flint, Arthur Peters, Roy Winton. Social Advisory Committee Karl Kilby, chairman, Ora Clark, Brock Goddard, Ora Griesa, Mable McLaughlin. Music Committee - Walter Easton, W. E. Baldry, Neva Lehman. Treasurer's Committee—C. E. Jacoby, Eliab Metcalf, Ethel Murphy. 5c Poster Boards at Hoadley's. Sigma Nu has pledged Frank Newby of Kansas City. Sigma Chi has pledged Mr Ahlborn of Smith Center. C. C. Jones, Eng.'02, visited Alpha Tau friends this week. Stop at the corner of Mass, and Adams and get something good to eat. Harry Busch and Robert Holliday have pledged to Sigma Alpha Epsilon. John M. Sills of Springfield, Missouri was the guest of friends Sunday. Squires', successor to Willis, will be sure to please you if you want anything in the photo line. Prices to suit and all work guaranteed from $1 a dozen up. 925 Mass. St. and be sure to remember the number. Here We Are. COLONIAL SPIRITS Hale's Red Cross Pharmacy, 711 Mass. St. Talk About Your Top Coats! The HART, SCHAFFNER & MARX creation Tops them all; there's a style and go to them that you want in such a garment and don't find n most of them. We'd like to show them to you just to let you see the kind of Top Coats we sell. W. E. SPALDING. PHARMACY ALUMNI NOTES Does any member know of the whereabouts of D. G. Hamilton, '01? When last heard from he was near Marysville, Kans.,planning for a "dear" hunt. Information regarding him will be appreciated. We would like to make some corrections with regards to some items of last week. R. R. Lindburg is employed by L. W. Ash, not L. Waech. C. C. Rittenhouse is with Earl L. Scoville, instead of Earl L. Leoville. An earnest effort will be made to cut out such errors in future. C. H. Cain, '01, of Tongon oxie was married last fall to Miss Mae Fallestine of Clinton Missouri. We hear that a bright little girl has lately taken up her abode with them. Dr, Olive St. Claire Lewis, '99 was married to Dr. Lawrence Chamberlain, the latter part of July. They are at home to their friend's at 414 Harrison street Topeka. The wedding cards are out announcing the marriage of H. J. Brownson of Chickasha, Ind. Ter., to Miss Vareana Davis Allen, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. John W. Allen of Atchinson. The wedding will occur Oct. 7, '03 at the home of the bride. RATES TO STUDENTS. The Imperial Dancing Academy will give students half rates on all class tickets - a $5 ticket for $2.50, good for 12 lessons. We will teach our classes all the late dances in addition to the waltz and two-step. Hall to rent for private parties. Mrs. Ella Hoffman, instructor. Office 'phone 510 blue; residence 426 main. Brass Head Nails at Hoadley's. For Rent-A pleasant, modern, furnished, front room. 728 Ohio. Beta Theta Pi has pledged Fred Green of Manhattan. Prof. Blake failed to meet his class in Physics IV Friday. Dr. Hoxie was out of the city Thursday and Friday, so did not meet his classes Don't forget the Dancing School at Pythian Hall on Saturday night. Special Rates to Students, Hale's Red Cross Pharmacy, 711 Mass. St. Leon Flint, class of '97, and editor of the Manhattan Nationalist, was in Lawrence last Sunday. The Sophomore girls gave a "bun shine" Thursday evening in Dick's hall for the vanquished heroes of the golf links. Jap Cups and Saucers at Hoadley's. Booby Prizes at Hoadley's, Hicks who has played left end for the past two years, returned Monday and will be out with the squad right away. Sure Cure for Corns and Warts This preparation relieves the tenderest of corns and removes them entirely. Manufactured by Barber Bros., 909 Massachusetts street. F YOU WISH to get your work done by the BEST BARBERS IN LAWRENCE call at The Crystal Barber Shop 812 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. Hair Cutting and Massage a Specialty. Ladies Massage given at shop or home. Best equipped shop in the city. Four Barbers. FOUNTAIN PENS For every K. U. Student. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. WOLF'S BOOK STORE. Phone 515 Blue. 923 Mass. Street OLD CLOTHES Hello Central Give me everyone in Lawrence who has any CLOTHING they want cleaned, pressed or repaired I would like to tell them that the LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM, 2 West Warren Street, Phone 506 Gray, is the best place in town to have it done. We wish to announce that PERRIL & ELLIS have turned over to us THEIR LARGE LAUNDRY BUSINESS. We intend to satisfy all customers with prompt collection and delivery. ILES & EWING, K. S. U. Agents for Jackson's Laundry. 医院欢迎光临 Herbert Bailey, Herman Langworthy, Chester Jones and Ernest Barkman visited the Alpha Taus last Sunday. K. U. Views, unmounted, at Hoadley's. Miss Helen (of Lawrence): "Say, cousin, what's a periphrasis?". The man with the wooden leg was swimming boldly through the waters beyond the life-line. A hungry shark beneath the surface saw him and swam silently to where he was splashing about. With a quick gulp the shark took off one of his legs—the wooden one. Lasing its sides with its tail and ejecting the splinters from its mouth, the shark hurried away growling. Miss Browning (of Boston): "A periphrasis is simply a circumlocutory cycle of oratorical sonorosity, circumscripting an infinitesimal identity interred in a verbal profundity." Miss Helen (of Lawrence): "Thanks. I thought it was something like that, but I wasn't sure. "That's the second time this year I've been up against this new-fangled breakfast food."-X. "If you think," said the leader of the Fiji four hundred, "that there will be enough left for the rest, I see no objection to your taking a gentleman's arm when you go into dinner." + And the young debutante smiled her thanks.—X. Mrs. Whiffletree—Silas, I think if I went to New York with you them bunco men would let you alone. Mr. Whiffletree—I'm afraid not, Jane. If they see me with you they'd know I wuz dead easy. Sir Walter Raleigh had pointed out that Queen Elizabeth was the Original Summer Girl. "You see," he continued with a glance at the block, "Your Majesty cuts so many summer acquaintances." Herewith she was fain to pardon on him from the Tower for his wit.-X. Crutches are in demand at Raymond's. Scraps and Football excelerate the going of them. The Athletic association is thinking of keeping a few pairs on hand. 北川羌族自治县曲山镇五福村村民委员会 THE LARGEST RETAIL DRY GOODS AND CARPET STORE in LAWRENCE Is richly stocked with Hosiery, Corsets, Underwear, Silks and Dress Goods, Carpets and Ready to Wear apparel for women, all classes of Dependable Goods are gathered in a profusion that makes shopping abroad an unnecessary bother. INNES, BULLENE & HACKMAN. Kansas University Weekly. THE ONLY OFFICIAL AND AUTHORIZED WEEKLY PUBLICATION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. VOL. XII. GEO. DAVIES. The Student's Tailor. Carries a full line of Imported and Domestic Woolens. Lowest possible prices. Students' wardrobes taken care of. Mrs. Jessie Witter Mis. Jessie Witt Has anything you want in Fancy Work, Battarenbue Embroidery, Lace Making, Mount Meilleur Geography and all the latest couture. She her "K. U." Cushions. XXX MASS STREET A. P. HULTS, DENTIST No. 735 Massachusetts Street. EASTERN STAR BAKERY Fine Pastries and Buns. Sweet Cakes a Specialty. Parties supplied SAGURDAY. OCGOBER 10. 1903. DONNELLY BROS., DONNELLY BROS, LIVERY, BOARDING, and HACK STABLES, All Rubber Tire Rigs. Cor. 7th and New Hampshire. Phone 100 THE TIPTON BARBER SHOP. BATH PRICES. Single Bath, 2ic; 7 Baths, $1.00: 15 Baths, $2.00; 24 Baths, $3.00; Baths or school year, $300. R. H. STEWART, Prop ...BICYCLES. For Rent or Sale. Repairing of all kinds. LAWRENCE BICYCLE CO. 905 MASS. ST. PARK GROCERY carries a fine line of Maple Syrup and Pan Cake Flour. Scupder's Maple Sugar. ACRES & SHANK MRS. PRENTISS THE HOME STORE, Candies, School Supplies, Notions. Fancy woolen Shawls made to order Fine Cakes. Ed Anderson's Restaurant and Confectionery. Student's Headquarters. Chas. L. Hess. Bakery & Restaurant. Meat Market. 941 Mass. St. Telephone 14 Mrs. F. M. Williams. EVERYTHING GOOD TO EAT Come for Pies and Cakes. $838_{1/2}$ Massachusetts St. Phone 550 Gray. I have several slightly used Full Dress Suits to sell. Call and see them. Protsch THE TAILOR. 717 Mass. St. Ground Floor K. U.-12 K. S. N.-0. COLORADO CORRES NEXT. K. U. won from the Kansas State Normal today on McCook field by the score of 12 to 0. The game was a hard fought contest from the first whistle and at the end of the first hall it stood 0 to 0 with the ball in the center of the field. In the second half K. U. played a better game and by hard bucking and short runs made a touch down and kicked goal. With about five minutes to play Griggs, right half, got away around left end, and, with beautiful interference, after a twenty yard run, scored a touch down and kicked goal, making it 12 to 0. The game was full of wrangling and some slugging was done by both sides. Neither team had occasion to use substitutes on account of injuries and the game was fast and interesting. For Kansas, Hicks, Fleishman, Brumage, Allen, Ackerman, Ise, Cooke and Griggs were always good forgains and played good football throughout. Hicks' and Fleishman's going down on punts was especially good. The K. U. line seemed to be weaker than in either of the previous games, the heavy Emporia backs going through them for good gains during the first half. They strengthened somewhat in the second part of the game, however, and held and made holes. Both teams were forced to punt time and again, Pooler doing the kicking very well for the 'Varsity. Concentrated cheering was tried by K. U. with greater success than for three or four years The cheering was lead by Mr Seyster and will gain much improvement before the end of the season. The University's cheering has become poorer each year and lately has been something to be ashamed of. An effort will be made to make it more like that of the larger Eastern colleges. THE ATHLETIC ELECTION President, J. W. Green; vicepresident, J. Van der Vries; secretary, A. T. Walker; student members, W. H. Livers, Chas. Lovelace, H. L. Heinzman, Verl Ward; chairman football committee, Julian Jenkinson; chairman base ball committee, E. Campbell; chairman tennis committee, Ernest R. Gentry; chairman track committee, Richard Scammon; chairman basket ball committee, Joe Alford. STATE UNIVERSITY ORATORY ATHLETIC COACHES FOR 1903 04. Chicago...Mr. Stagg Northwestern...Mr. McCormack Michigan...Mr. Vost Wisconsin...Mr. Curtis Illinois...Mr. Woodruff Purdue...Mr. Cutts Indiana...Mr. Thorne Minnesota...Dr. H. L. Williams Beloit...John H. Hollister Missouri...Mr. MacLean Kansas...Mr. Weeks Nebraska...Mr. Booth Iowa...Mr. Williams It will be remembered that when the University voted last year to withdraw from the state oratorical association it was the wish of Kansas to enter into oratorical relations with state institutions only in the future. At the time of withdrawal, therefore, a committee was appointed to take immediate steps looking toward the organization of a State University Orotorical Association. The opening of the fall term finds the formation of such an organization well under way. In fact the plan is assuming much larger proportions than was originally contemplated. It was first thought to include Missouri, Nebraska. Iowa, Colorado, Illinois and Kansas; but so much encouragement was given the movement that it is now decided to make the association include the state universities of the Mississippi Valley and as such the association will be known. From indications now it seems probable that this association will be the beginning and form the nucleous of the larger association of American Universities. President Benton of Miami University, Oxford, Ohio, who is managing the eastern end of the proposed association, in a letter received Friley said "At present, it seems to me that we shall be able to form a league consisting of Ohio, Miami, Kentucky and Kansas, with a strong possibility of being joined by Nebraska and Missouri." It is well known that Missouri is anxious to get into such an association and President Andrews of Nebraska has said that he thought that University would wish to join the association. Delegates from each university will meet in St. Louis the last of October or the first of November and make final arrangements as to the details of the organization and it is believed, at the meeting of these delegates, there will be between eight and a dozen universities represented. THE GREEK SYMPOSIUM. The Greek Symposium this year will be Thursday afternoons at 4:30 in the lecture room of the Physics building. Prof. Wilcox will give a course of illustrated lectures on the Archaeology of Greek History. The first lecture, on October 15th, will be on the civilization of the third millenium before Christ in Crete and Asia Minor. The lectures are primarily for students of Greek literature and history, but all others who are interested are welcome. THE ARTS ENROLLMENT '03. BOYS GIRLS Seniors...43...50 Juniors...24...75 Sophomores...49...62 Freshmen...91...96 Specials, 63. NEWS ITEMS. Dr. Jacoby of Philadelphia, Pa was in the city Monday visiting Prof. Sayre. The manufacturing firm that Dr. Jacoby represents is to present the school of pharmacy a handsome set of cut glass shelf ware to be used as containers of rare medical substances. Eastern papers are manifesting much interest in the proposed course of Journalism at Kansas University. "Newspaperdom," a New York periodical, contains a half column of matter outlining the work to be done. On another page it announces that newspaper men are to deliver lectures to the class. On the editorial page it states without comment, that such a course is offered at the University. The Booklovers Library established a station in this city last week. A number of students went out in the country after hickory nuts last Saturday. Terrence Eugene Ramsay, a freshman engineer is sick at his home in Tongonoxie with typhoid fever. Ramsay is one of the brightest and most promising young men who have entered the University for some time and much regret is expressed by his friends that he will not be able to return to school this year. The engineers met Monday noon to discuss the possibilities of getting a new engineering building. They also considered ways and means for securing such a building. Chancellor Strong, Prof. Blake and Prof. Diemer each made effective speeches. The engineers' banquet is to be held this year in the fall instead of the spring as usual. It is expected that two hundred and fifty engineers will attend. The political phase of University life was much in evidence just prior to to the meeting of the Athletic Association. NO.5. The University of Iowa expects to have a winning football team this year. They only lose two of last year's squad and this Septeml er found nearly 100 men in football clothes. At Columbia, N. Y., the four-year rule is held to apply to a single branch of sport. A man may play football four years and should he be in college longer, is not barred from other athletic contests. Michigan's prospects are not as bright this year as they were at this time a year ago. They have lost five of their strongest men and some fine material will have to show up to satisfactorily fill their places. The schedule this year is the strongest Michigan has ever had. The Deutsche Verein had its first meeting of this year, Monday at five o'clock. Prof. Muenster's lecture on Berlin was both interesting and instructive. The Sociology and Economics conference has a large attendance this year. The second meeting will be held next Thursday at four o'clock. Mr. Burress, Mr. Hood and Mr. Merwin will be the speakers. The beautiful moonlight nights have been very alluring to students. Several parties have indulged in hay-rack rides. Prof. Skilton, of the school of Fine Arts, gave a lecture on "Church Music" at the Congregational church, Sunday night. The Dramatic club held their first rehearsal for their coming play Tuesday evening. The Haskell Indian foot all team defeated the Kansas City Medics, Saturday by a score of eleven to six. The Indians claim that they should have had ten more points; but that one touch down was not allowed on account of alleged roughness and a field goal refused them because the officials failed to see it. Shoe Department The desired attention to the most varied, extensive and magnificent lines of MENS' and BOY'S SHOES now presented in the West. Time, energy and much study has brought together THE BEST SHOES for the least money. We want your Shoe patronage, but not unless we serve it. Every pair of shoes sold here guaranteed. Buying for two stores enables us to offer you never before equalled SKOE INDUCEMENTS and with each purchase we say-Your shoes must wear or your money back. Men's Shoes from $5.00 down to $1.50 Boy's Shoes from $3.00 down to $1.00 OBERS, Clothiers, Hatters, 跟上 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 快 --- THE KANSAS UNIVERSITY WEEKLY. Editor-in-Chief . . . . . . ROSCOE CHAMBERS Associates { . . . . J. H. WILSON Arthur BAYR Porting Editor . . . C. W. LOVELACE Local Editor . . . RAY BARTON Society Editor . MARY L. JOHNSON Literary Editor . MARY HURWELL Business Manager . . . J. K. BRADY EXECUTIVE BOARD. W. P. Shaw, C. L. Edson, E. B. Black, J. B. Riemond, Geo. Hanson, P. J. Neff, Roy Winton, H. C. Byrnes, W. L. Keppier. Entered at Post Office as second class mail matter Shares in the WEEKLY $1.00 each, entitling the holder to the paper for two years, may be had of the Secretary and Treasurer, George Foster or at the WEEKLY office. Subscription price 50 cents per annum in advance. Single copies 5 cents. Address all communications to J. R. Brady, Business Mgr., Lawrence, Kan. F, IN THE DAYS of long ago when the class of '04 first came to the University, any optimistic Y. M. C. A. worker had ventured to say that the time would ever come when chapel exercises would be regarded as an important part of student life, his predictions would have been ranked along aside of Mr. Connor's weather forecasts. Then it was that two professors and a few faithful followers held chapel services without fear of interruption by the student body. True the rippling laughter of fair girls, and the more persuasive talk of their gentlemen friends blended in the halls below; true the fragrant funes of Durham might be wafted up to chapel from the front steps of Frazier Hall: but all understood that no offence was meant. The chapel hour then corresponded to the recess hour in a country school, and the student's right to talk and smoke was not denied. Now we have the new regime. People all over the state are praising and the sectarian schools envying the University of Kansas for its chapel exercises and attedance. How did it come about? Why the change? Our Chancellor—that's the cause. No arbitrary rule, no compulsory attendance—just the fact that Dr. Strong leads chapel is sufficient to bring out all classes, including the laws and the faculty. At present, one knows that during chapel he will feel the force of a great and sympathetic personality: that he will realize what college spirit means, and that he will always get something worth the while. And so most of the students go to chapel day after day and Kansas University, the barbarian of old, boasts of the largest chapel attendance in the west—and best because it rests upon the free and vouluntary support of all. IF THE STUDENTS and faculty want the Kansas-Nebraska game played in Lawrence, all they will have to do is to subscribe for six hundred dollars worth of tickets before Monday night. The Athletic Association would like to have the game here and are looking for students and faculty to do their part. Subscribe for your tickets now THE ADDITION of two assistant coaches to our football team shows the rapid advancement that the game has experienced in the past four years. Formerly the burden of developing the team rested upon the shoulders of one coach, and he was oblidged to look after both development of individual and team work, calling upon some of the more experienced players to assist him whenever their services were needed. But now the coach will be enabled to devote his entire attention to the development of the team as a whole, while the assistants will look after the individual players.-The Daily Nebraskan. Questions and Answers. "Ask Us no Questions and We'll Tell You no Lies." In answer to your article in last week's WEEKLY regarding the greatness of England's poet laureatte, I should like to advance the following opinion. Being of a decidedly literary turn of mind, everything pertaining to poetry interests me. When I read of your predicament I had very fortunately just finished reading a criticism on "Wordsworth and His Work." I believe I have at last the key to Sir Alfred Austin's greatness. It might be advisable to repeat the beautiful stanzas you selected from "England's Darling." Surely it can do no harm. The hogs are nosing in the must. The tees are in the fold. The norland flakes are flying fast, And oh, 'tis nipping cold. So let us to the steading slink, Still trolling as we gang; So let us to the steading slink, Still trolling as we gang; Now is the time for meat and drink, Now is the time for me to introduce So let the world go hang. Wordsworth, according to the critic, loved the simple things. He believed that poetry is an adhesion to the truth of Nature, and that Nature was to be found in the simple, the ordinary things in every day life. It was the work of the poet to combine the simple truth with the imagination. For example there is Wordsworth's beautiful poem written around the little lamb. The poet was simply out walking, no doubt, drinking in the beauties of the external world, when he saw the little lamb at the brink. As the pretty creature pushes its downy little head into the clear, sparkling water, and, holding it up again to let the water trinkle gently down into its little stomach, the act, common enough to most men, moved the soul of the poet. How inevitable the words "Drink, pretty creature, drink." And I fancy it was the same way with Austin. There is a similarity in men who enunciate the truth. Being in the country of course he would come in contact with more or less pigs, and, taking a poet-like interest in the simple, he stood beside a pen watching the industrious animals rooting around in the mud. But with the culture and imagination of a true gentlemen and poet he could not say "The pigs are rooting in the pen." Oh no, that would be vulgar. It is here that his rare genius presents itself— "The hogs are nosing in the mast." How much better—how poetic! No one but a genius could get poetry out of a pig pen. "The tegs are in the fold." How natural! Just the place they should be. Who ever heard ot tegs being anywhere else? "The norland flakes are flying fast." What choice of words! What alliteration! Three f's in a line. The mark of a true poet, 'And oh, 'tis nipping cold.' See, 'tis nipping cold. How exquisitely put! How spontaneous! Just the words a poet would utter on opening the door on a winter's day. "So let us to the steading slink, Stitr tealling as we rang." One must take those lines as a whole if one would get the full value of them. How musical the lines. What perfect meter. And what perfect transition. From the pig pen to the steading slink. Just the place a real poet would go. And now,—now is where he is supreme. The very thought of it appeals to the student. I'll repeat the first two lines so as not to loose any of the effect. So let us to the steading slink, Now is the time for meat and drink, So let the world hoave. Isn't it beautiful? If Words- words were only living! Long live Sir Alfred Austin—poet laur-atte of England. "There are two opposite ways by which some men get into notice—one by talking a vast deal and thinking little, and the other by holding their tongues and not thinking at all. By the first many a vaporing superficial pretender acquires the reputation of a man of quick parts—by the other, many a vacant dunderpate, like the owl, the stupidest of all birds, comes to be complimented by a discerning world with all the attributes of wisdom.—Washington Irving." Voltaire, writing of Shakespeare in 1765, said, "Shakespeare is a savage with some imagination, whose plays can please only in London and Canada." In 1775, he wrote to his friend M. Cidwille, "Shakespeare is the Corneille of London but elsewhere he is a great fool." Poor Voltaire. With Pope we may say, "It's strange, very strange how opinions change." 5. Pittacus—Know thy opportunity. 6. Solon—Know thyself. 7. Thales—Suretyship is the forerunner of ruin. THE SEVEN WISE MEN AND THEIR AWS 4. Penander—Nothing is impossible to industry. 2. Chilo-Consider the end. 1. Bias-Most men are bad. 3. Cleobulus - Avoid extremes. Richard I was the first to adopt the title "King of England." The previous kings called themselves, "Kings of the English." The raven was the emblem of Denmark and standard of the Danes. The Best is the Cheapest The Best is the Cheapest COURT HOUSE MEAT MARKET. ERNEST SEIDEL, Proprietor. CHOICEST MEAT PRODUCTS Oysters in Season; Lawrence, Kansas. Telephone 193. Cleaning and Pressing a Specialty. Club rates $1.50 per week O. P. LEONARD, 735 Mass. Street. Lawrence, Kansas. Phone 511 Green Fine Tailoring. Fine Tailoring. Customers please mention this paper. SHELLEY Photographer 719 MASSACHUSETTS Phone - 556 Pink Indiana Cash Grocery Feed the Students. Quality is what is demonstrated as well as quantity and we have both. Stewards have found our prices cheapest We can save you money. Latest Delicacies for Late Dinners. Phone 156. Pellet & Ellis. Prompt Delivery FOUNTAIN PENS . . . . For every K. U. Student. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. WOLF'S BOOK STORE. Phone 515 Blue. 923 Mass. Street We wish to announce that PERRIL & ELLIS have turned over to us THEIR LARGE LAUNDRY BUSINESS. We intend to satisfy all customers with prompt collection and delivery. ILES & EWING, K. S. U. Agents for Jackson's Laundry. Owl Telephone your order to our shop. It will receive prompt attention. Phone 164 Red We print everything printable Give us a trial Legal News Printing Office, 736 Mass Street 734 Mass. Street. Misses Hutt. Millinery and Hair Dressing Parlors. Phone Pinkk 537. 837 Mass. St. The Jayhawker Club. 152 KENTUCKY STREET. For Ladies and Gentlemen. $2.75 per week. J. B. WILSON, Steward. 933 Mass. St. Choice Home Made Candies. Daiestiess of Cakes. Wholesome Bread. Ice Cream. Sodas made of pure fruit Juices. Pure Ice Cream. Home Bakery & Confee'y WatkinsNationalBank Capital $100,000. Surplus $20,000. Go to... William Wiedemann, ICES, ICE CREAM and FINE CONFECTIONERY A Choice of Lowney's Chocolates always to be had. 37 Mass. St. Phone 18 PICTURES A new line of framed Pictures at low Prices. See them at Rowland and Stevenson 819 MASS. ST. R. B. WAGSTAF. DEALER IN Staple and Fancy GROCERIES. --- University Trade Solicited J. R. Watkins, Pres C. A. Hail, V. Pres C. H. Tucker, Cush W. E. Hazen, Asst, Cr Over Lawrence National Bank 839 Mass. St Phone 25 Lawrence Business College Day and Evening Sessions. Over Lawrence National Bank OCTOBER. some fair woman who would fain her youth renew By gentle sighs and warm love-glances which seem true; So doth Nature by her gentle sighs and sun-kissed heath beguile; And were it not for barren trees and fallen leaves turned sere. 'Twould seem that Summer, not her counterfeit, were here. REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB. The Quill Club met as usual Thursday at five o'clock in room 10 A. Mr. Keyes gave a very readable account of "The Work of the Geological Survey." He had a collection of facts seldom found and presented them in a manner which would instruct and interest, rather than confuse, the reader who had received no specialized scientific training. Mr. Easton's short story, "Unrewarded Diplomacy," held the closest attention of the members. Its appropriate title, its peculiarly appropriate names of the characters, its ever present yet never revealed plan, its delicate touches which gave an essentially human turn to the story and the unforeseen climax contributed to a most interesting and novel story. Mr. Winton's "In Articulo Moris" received no unfavorable criticism and its sixteenth century flavor called forth a discussion of the short story demanded by the public today. He also read a very brief, but true, story of "Uncle." In the Mining Journal meeting Tuesday afternoon, Prof. Haworth read letters from Mr. Wolfe and Mr. Stewart, two of last year's graduates, from Nacobriz, Old Mexico, and Douglass Arizona, where the boys are working. Harry Bedell occupied the remainder of the time with his experiences in Mexico, where he spent the summer in the employ of the Canoma Consolidated Copper Co. Fred Gilette was in Topeka Monday. Chester Worley visited Ottawa Monday. F. Bouker was a guest of the Betas Thursday, P. P. Bliss of South America is in Lawrence. Prof. Taylor did not meet his 8 o'clock descriptive geometry class on Monday. Miss Darlene Doubleday and Miss Brook were in Kansas City last week. U. S. G. Plank was in Kansas City Wednesday. Coach Weeks went to Kansas City Wednesday afternoon and came back Thursday morning. Miss Mary Copley spent several days in Topeka this week. Prof. Marven was in Kansas City Thursday, where he addressed the River Congress in session there. Messrs. Rader and Ewing spent Sunday at their home in Oathe, Mr. Johnson, formerly president of Campbell University at Holton, is taking post-graduate work on the hill. Prof. Bartow gave a talk on Nitrogen in Organic Compounds in the Chemical Club last week. Prof. Sayre will speak at the next meeting. (2) There once was a man with a cough Who said to his neighbors, "Come ough! SMILE!! "God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said-That is Good." I took every cure I've been told to endure. If I took every cure You'd all have good reason to scough." There once was a terrible tough There once was a terrible tough Whose voice was both beery and grough, He got thirty day's jail, Without jury or bail, O For stealing an old lady's mough. One day a young girl tried to plough; But alas! she had never learned hough. And her furrows were such So she fell back on milking the cough. Some old ladies are pretty although Their hair may be whiter than smooth. shough. While some are as sad As an apple that's bad But the reason for this I don't know why. "I should think Smithers would have had a hard time conquering his tendancy to drink." "Well, he did, at first, but his wife made it seem sort o' natural by putting the front door keyhole on an eccentric to make it keep moving."—X knough.—X "Oh, Mother, may I go out to swim" "Yes, Hang your clothes on a hick or limb And don't go near the water Just swim in the matrimonial sea. The fish you catch in there is 'He If you don't com- home a Mrs--ue You oughter. X Freshmen girl (watching surveying class in the rain.)—I don't see how they can take pictures in such miserable weather. —X + Poet—My wife said if you accepted this poem I'd get a swell- Chas. F. Brook spent Saturday and Sunday at his home in Blue Mound. Wm. Johnson, '02, was in the city over Sunday. Miss Esther Clark is spending a few days at her home in Chanute. The girls physical training classes began Monday with Miss Fisk in charge. Mrs. S. J. Hunter returned last week from Atchison, where she had been visiting relatives and friends for two weeks. John Starkie left Thursday for Kansas City to remain over Sunday. Harry Fleishman of Topeka was the guest of his brother Sunday. Charlie Hine was in Kansas City Wednesday and Thursday. Editor—Oh you'll get that anyway. Johnny bring me the axe.—X cd head. Once a freshman was wrecked on the African coast. Where a cannibal monarch held sway. And they served up that freshman on slices of toast. On the eve of that very same day And before the next morning was seen But the vengeance of heaven followed swift on their act. By the cholera morbus that tribe was attacked. For that freshman was terribly green. - Colorado Tiger. Wederly-"I'm troubled with cold feet, doctor. What would you advise me to do?" "Few people," said the tired wife, as the hour for retiring drew apace, "are aware of what a woman has to go through." Dr. Gruffman—"Get a divorce." X "I guess that's right, my dear," rejoined her husband, who was carefully counting the change in his trousers pocket.—X He—Are you sure you saw a snake? Was it a rattler? + No, it was a—oh, a hose-supporter snake.—X "What do you think of my blank verse?" The poet asked, "Be frank." The critic said; "I never curse." But, I think it's blankety-blank. He-What! A dollar for a kiss? Why, at the fair last year they were only a quarter. She—Yes; but the necessities of life have advanced in price since then, you know. C. A. Wakefield, a graduate of the law scool last year, came in Monday evening. Tommy Thompson was visit ing friends here last Sunday. Miss Nelle Taylor of Kansas City spent Sunday with Pi Phis. Miss Edith Wirt is spending Sunday in Kansas City. Mr. John Fleishman went to Topeka last Tuesday and stayed until Thursday. George L. Metcalf, who has been working with the State Geological Survey in the eastern part of the state, re-entered the arts school last week. W. O. Bechtel of Hiawatha was the guest of his daughter the first part of the week. I. P. Campbell of Wichita visited his son Ray this week. WE carry an up to date line of MEN'S CLOTHING, HAT and FURNISHING GOODS and shall make every effort to please the Students. Come in and make yourself at home with us. 829 Mass. St. M. J. SKOFSTAD. IF YOU WISH to get your work done by the BEST BARBERS IN LAWRENCE call at The Crystal Barber Shop 812 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. Hair Cutting and Massage a Specialty. Ladies Massage given at shop or home. Best equipped shop in the city. Four Barbers. OLD CLOTHES Give me everyone in Lawrence who has any CLOTHING they want cleaned, pressed or repaired I would like to tell them that the LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM, 2 West Warren Street, Phone 506 Gray, is the best place in town to have it done IN THE SOCIAL SWIRL. Kappa Alpha Theta entertained at Pythian hall Monday evening in honor of their new girls. The dance was the first formal affair of the season and was very much enjoyed by all who were present. The Oread Club gave the second of their series of dances Thursday night at Pythian hall. Kappa Kappa Gamma entertained Friday evening at Pythian hall. I. U. Smith, Elmer Sigler and Ray Adams were in Kansas City the first part of the week. Hello Central Miss Helen Stafford, '03, is teaching in the Friends' University at Wichita. --sell them. Every set fully guaranteed. Remember the No. 90412%. You Need No Money IMPERIAL ANCING ACADEMY, To gain admittance to the Imperial Dancing Academy if you do not dance. We would be pleased to have you call and watch our class work. We claim that we have the best school of dancing in the State of Kansas, and only ask you to investigate our methods and talk with our pupils. You don't need to buy a ticket to join our classes, but pay nightly and come whenever you can. Hall open all day. Phene 510 Blue. Residence, Main 426. 9014 $ _{2}^{1} $ Freshmen Engineers, Elliott's Univ'y Supply Store When buying your drafting out fits, ask for the Kenfel & Esser set No. 0014$^a$ the only standard, reliable instrument. Guenther, The Grocer Feeds the hungry students Because he carries Everything. --- 721 Mass. See him Mr. Steward, at Everything Cheap for Cash. Bowersock Opera House. One Week, Commencing MONDAY, OCTOBER 12, LeComte & Fletcher Present the Favorite Morey Stock Co. Supporting LUELLA MOREY TERRY COLDY, O In Scenic Production. New Specialties, New Newery, New Plays. "IN DIXIE'S LAND." MONDAY NIGHT, "IN DIXIE'S LAND." Positively first time ever in Law- rence. Prices - 15c, 25c, 35c and 50c. Ladies free seats may be reserved with each down stairs ticket purchase. Positively no free admissions given with tickets bought after the doors open. Seats on sale Saturday A. G. Spalding & Bros.' OFFICIAL Foot Ball Supplies ARE MADE IN ACCORDANCE WITH OFFICIAL RULES. Spalding's hands- somely illustrated catalogue of Fall and Winter Sports containing all the new things in foot ball, be sent to any official agent. F Foot Ball Guide, containing the new rules. Per copy, 10 cents. How to Play Foot Ball. By Walter Camp. New Edition. Per copy, 10 cents. A. G. SPALDING & BRO. New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Boston, Baltimore, Ruffalo, St. Louis, Kansas City, Minneapolis, Denver, Montreal, Canada; London, England. ED. THOMAS. RESTAURANT FRESH OYSTERS. Fruits and Nuts MRS. MENDENHALL Is now ready to show the latest Styles in Fall and Winter Millinery. Call and see us at 823MA STREET. 823 Mass. Street. 1 Visit our CLOAK and SUIT ROOM often and see the new arrivals of SUITS, COATS and FURS. NEW DRESS GOODS IN GREAT VARIETY FOR TAILORED GOWNS. A. D. WEAVER. AN OPEN LETTER To students in the Engineering Department:Who will sell you the BEST set of Drawing Instruments, and the supplies that goes with it for the money? The man who comes in and sells a few sets of instruments and you never see again or your TOWN DEALER who HOPES to MERIT YOUR PATRONAGE during your ENTIRE SCHOOL LIFE whether it be four or five years. The Instruments we have sold in the past have stood the test and many are still using the same set in office or field work. ONE HUNDRED SETS in stock and not all one make or price. Your Professor will tell you a cheap set is dear at any price We can only say, that WE ARE OFFERING the BEST set of Instruments for the money ever shown by any one. Respectfully Yours, The University Book Store. Y. W. C. A. NOTES. Bible study classes are being organized for the girls of the University. These classes meet once a week. It is expected that the membership in the Y. W. C. A. this year will be double that of last year. The membership committee met Saturday and good work is being done in this connection. The regular mid-weekly meeting of the Y. W. C. A. was held Wednesday at 5 o'clock in the chapel. A large number of the University girls were present, and the meeting was led by Miss Roxy Oldrayd. Y. M. C. A. NOTES. Fifty-eight men have made application for work with the employment bureau this year. Twenty-seven permanent positions have been secured, besides about thirty odd jobs. Opposite Frazer Hall. The Oread Cafe Short order ludches and regular meals six days of the week. Orders taken for Books. Stationery and Quiz Books kept in stock. Fine Candies and Pies. The Thursday evening meetings are increasing in interest and attendance. About forty men were out at the last meeting. They are worth attendings 5:45 to 7:15. Every one is invited out Sunday to the regular meeting, 4:30 at the Christian church. Dr. Lenig will speak. Ray Sexton and Calvin Newman spent Tuesday in Kansas City. See Vic Kellar for latest Imported Oysters. Go to Smith's News Depot for Sweaters and Jersey. The Oreads gave a party in Pythian Lall Thursday evening. There were about forty couples present. C. C. Jones, Chas. Hall, Ralph Love, Chas. Brook and Carl Chapin were in Kansas City Wednesday night for the Priests of Pallas Ball. Dancing school in Pythian hall every Saturday evening at 8. Don Cater of Lawrence has pledged Sigma Chi. Frank Flanders, who is working in Kansas City, was visiting friends in Lawrence Tuesday. Alcohol Stoves At Hoadley's. Miss Mary Kellogg spent several days in Kansas City last week. The Sigma Alphs will hold initiation Saturday evening. Special Rates to Students, Hale's Red Cross Pharmacy, 711 Mass. St. Go to the Oread Cafe for good cigars. Best brands in the city handled there. The Little Pug, The Flyer and Tampanola Manufactured by Aug. Pierson WE ARE IN OUR NEW LOCATION, 807 MASS., THE OLD BROMELSICK STAND. MOVED We are always moving things; at present we are moving prices on Fall and Winter Suits and Overcoats, that is making them move. See the new blocks in soft and stiff Stetson Hats. Their beauty is making them move. Always moving something new in furnishings. Carl Reynolds, '94, has purchased a drug store in Junction City. PHARMACY ALUMNI NOTES W. E. Spalding. W. Toys At Hoadley's. Bertha Schall, Trella Ried, and Florence Wilson went to Kansas City Friday. For Rent—A pleasant, modern, furnished, front room. 728 Ohio. The wedding of Mr. G. E. Cassidy, law '02 and Miss Vesta McCurdy, a K. U. graduate, is announced to take place about the middle of October. J. C. Reese, '00 formerly of Eldorado, has gone to Topeka. H. E. Stevens, '03 has been manager of Rownd's drug store at Dighton, Kansas, for the past summer. Mr. Stevens gave up his position October 1, and after visiting in Lawrence a few days, left for his home at Spring Hill where he will take a tew week's vacation. E. S. Dickey, '02, is still on the move. Last spring he left Kensington, and accepted a position in Smith Center, where he stayed during the summer. Mr. Dickey's next move is to Kansas City, where he intends taking a course in the Western Veterinary College. He does not expect to become a "hoss doctor," but believes a better knowledge of live stock, etc. will prove advantageous to his drug business. Last week we devoted some space to marriage notices, and these are given principally for the benefit of the association. Here are a couple more: R. C. Hubbard, 01, was married, June 22, to Miss Elsie P. Lober of Weston, Mo. They reside at Wamego, where Mr. Hubbard is engaged in the drug business. COLONIAL SPIRITS Hale's Red Cross Pharmacy, 711 Mass. St. C. R. Hoyt, '99, manager of Harrop's pharmacy at Manhattan arrived in Lawrence bright and early last Monday morning accompanied by Miss Blanche Brown. After the necessary legal preliminaries, the young couple made a bee line for the Episcopal church, where in the presence of a few witnesses, they were united in marriage by the rector, Rev. Baxter. After visiting friends in the city for a few days the happy couple left for Kansas City, Wednesday. They will be at home to their friends in Manhattan after next week. Miss Kate Merrill, class '89, yisited Theta friends and other acquaintances this week. Other students smoke the Tampanola. Why don't you? Sure Cure for Corns and Wart This preparation relieves the tenderest of corns and removes them entirely. Manufactured by Barber Bros., 909 Massachusetts street. W. L. Braerton, arts '03 is teaching history and economics in the Parsons high school. A full line of Spalding Athletic Goods at Smith's News Depot. Ray De Lano spent Thursday in Kansas City. --at GET OUT OF THOSE OXFORDS, SIR! It's getting too late for them—Pneumonia and all those things, you know. Lots of new Fall Shoes-some of them are sure to please. All the lines are full and complete-all sizes and widths-no question about your getting complete satisfaction, if you buy your shoes here. Come in and see the new Fall and Winter Shapes. Shoes at $2.00 and way up to $5.00. But there's satisfaction at every price. We guarantee our Shoes to be worth what we ask for them. Not a bit of risk in buying shoes here. STARKWEATHERSHOE C --at John Taylor was on the hill few days last week. Quiz Books at Oread Cafe. Go to the Oread Cufe when in a hurry for your dinner. Class meetings at the noon hour are a pleasure when you remember that you can go to the Oread Cafe for a good meal. Jay Mack Love and Marion Russell left this afternoon for Kansas City to be gone over Sunday. Party supplies at Vic Kellar's. The Sophmores gave a dance at Pythian hall Friday night. Sigma Nu has pledged Jay Wilson Harris of Manhattan. You are invited to visit Hoadley's China Store, 733 Mass. St. Phi Gamma Delta entertained with a dance at their house Friday night. Burns Ulrich of Atchison has re-entered school. Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pens in stock at Smith's News Depot. Kit Wilson has re-entered school. Gene Ware was the guest of friends Sunday. Vic Kellar carries a fine line of fresh oysters. Squires', successor to Willis, will be sure to please you if you want anything in the photo line. Prices to suit and all work guaranteed from $1 a dozen up. 925 Mass. St. and be sure to remember the number. The Phi Psis have pledged Harry Humfreyville and Harry Stevenson, of Waterville, Fred McClintock of Florence, Will Hamlin and Adolph Spangter of Lawrence, Arthur Griggs of Topeka, Will Colvin, Olathe and Carl Wangerein of Clifton. Initiation will be held October 24- Some Exceptionally Fine New Soaps and Perfumes Woodward & Co.'s Some are imported; some are not. The "not" ones are as good as the other, and your money goes farther. A word to the student is sufficient. WE have spared no effort to make our new store the leading first floor woman's ready to wear department in the West. Women's Furs, Suits. Coats and Skirts. New Autumn Dress Goods and Silks, Special exhibit. Certainly as fine a display as ever seen in Lawrence. INNES, BULLENE & HACKMANN --- Kansas University Weekly. THE ONLY OFFICIAL AND AUTHORIZED WEEKLY PUBLICATION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. VOL. XII. GEO. DAVIES. The Student's Tailor. Mrs. Jessie Witter Carries a full line of Imported and Domestic Woolens. Lowest possible prices. Students' wardrobes taken care of. Has anything you want in Fancy Work, Battenburg Embroidery, Lace Making, Mount Mellick, Pyrography and all the latest novelties. See her "K. U." Cushions. 222 MACG STREET A. P HULTS, DENTIST. No. 735 Massachusetts Street. EASTERN STAR BAKERY. Fine Pastries and Buns. Sweet Cakes a Specialty. Parties supplied. LIVERY, BOARDING, and HACK STABLES, All Rubber Tire Rigs. Cor. 7th and New Hampshire. Phone 100 DONNELLY BROS., THE TIPTON BARBER SHOP. BATH PRICES. Single Bath, 25c; 7 Baths, $1.00; 15 Baths, $2.00; 24 Baths, $3.00; Baths for school year, $3.00. R. H. STEWART, Prop ...BICVCLES. For Rent or Sale Repairing of all kinds LAWRENCE BICYCLE CO. 905 MASS. ST. SAGURDAY. OCGOBER 17.1903. PARK GROCERY carries a fine line of Maple Syrup and Pan Cake Flour. Scupder's Maple Sugar. ACRES & SHANK MRS. PRENTISS MRS. PRENTISS THE HOME STORE Candies, School Supplies, Notions. Fancy woolen Shawls made to order Fine Cakes. Ed Anderson's Restaurant and Confectionery. Student's Headquarters. Chas. L. Hess. Meat Market. 941 Mass. St. Telephone 14. Bakery & Restaurant. Mrs. F. M. Williams. EVERYTHING GOOD TO EAT Come for Pies and Cakes. 838 $ _{1/2} $ Massachusetts St. Phone 550 Gray. I have several slightly used Full Dress Suits to sell. Call and ae them. Protsch THE TAILOR. 717 Mass. St. Ground Floor Rock Chalk! Jay Hawk! K. U..! KANSAS 12. COLORADO 11. Kansas defeated Colorado today by a score of 12 to 11. Before a large and enthusiastic erowd the boys of the crimson and blue defeated the Colorado tigers in a hard fought battle. Although there were many fumbles and some poor playing on both sides, our boys put up a good, clean game and won by hard line bucking. The game was clean and well fought. Our boys would have shut out their opponents entirely but the lightness of the air affected the men in line. In the first half K. U. scored a touch down and goal. Colorado scored on a fluke. The second half was fiercely contested on both sides each team scoring 6. The team our boys fought today beat Denver University by a score of 30 to 0. Nebraska only beat Denver by 10 to 0 and reports say that that small margin was only won by the hardest work. Our team beating Colorado University gives as an edge on Nebraska by about 3 to 1. Our special report failed to give Colorado's line up, ours was as follows: Michaelson center, Donald left guard, Heinzman right guard, Allen left tackle, Rice right tackle, Bruner left end, Hicks right end, Pooler quarter, Ise and Cooke halves, Brumage full back. Woodford, Wilson, Griggs, Chappell, Ackerman, Avery, Plank, Foster, Naismith and "Uncle Jimmy" accompanied the team. As we go to press the boys are parading the streets. The band is out and the students are gathering boxes for a big bon fire. Kansas feels justly proud of four straight victories and a total score of 90 to 11 OTHER GAMES. Nebraska 16, Haskell 0. Princeton 11, Carlisle 0. Pennsylvania 30, Brown 0. Harvard 5, West Point 0 Cornell 6, Bucknell 0. Chicago 0, Northwestern 0. Michigan 5, Indiana 0. Wisconsin 87, Beloit 0. DEBATE AND ORATORY. Let the good work go on. OTHER GAMES. The tennis tournament was held today on the Adams street court to select a team to represent K. U. against Missouri at Columbia on Monday. In doubles, Feitshans and Clifford defeated Draper and Gentry in straight sets. Clifford defeated Gentry and Feitshans defeated Draper in singles. Feitshans and Clifford leave tomorrow for Columbia. The State University Oratorical Association is rapidly moving toward a permanent organization. Invitations will be sent out immediately to each of the universities of the Mississippi valley to send a representative to the meeting of the delegates in St. Louis. This meeting will be called for the 9th of November at the Southern Hotel. There is a desire, on the part of these universities, to have this first delegation composed of members chosen from the faculty of each institution. It is believed that this will insure a more satisfactory organization than might a delegation made up of students. Invitations have recently been sent to the Universities of Tennessee and Arkansas. The faculty members on the Debating Council have been appointed by Chancellor Strong. They are Professors Burdick, Lawrence and Frazier. At the last meeting of the Council, it was decided to urge Nebraska and Colorado to submit the questions for the annual debate. Since both of these debates will be held away from home, the only debating contest which the students will have the opportunity of hearing this year, will be the contest with Missouri. While Kansas has lost two of her debaters—Woods and Earlart—all the other debaters on the university teams last year are here, and in addition there are others who are proving themselves quite as strong in debate as some of the older men. Kansas may therefore be expected to make as good or better showing than she did last year. DRAMATICS The University Dramatic Club under the direction of Prot. Frazier has begun regular rehearsal for the production of "Alabama." The large number of applicants for membership in the club this year has made the choice of material somewhat difficult. The constitution of the club limits its membership to twenty-five, consequently some very promising dramatic ability has been kept out merely because the maximum membership had been reached. The old members of the club are giving way to the new and as a result there will be but one or two of the old members in the cast. The principal parts of the play, however, will be understudied by Mr. Seyster, Mr. Peters, Miss Morrison and Miss Plumb. This will mean that new members who find it impossible to do the part will be relieved by the understudy. The play this year will be given before the Christmas holiday instead of after it as in the past. The state convention of the Young Woman's Christian Association, which meets in Baldwin this week, is being attended by a large delegation from the local organization. PROFESSOR KELSEY TO BE HERE. Professor Kelsey, of the University of Michigan will spend two days at the University the first week of November, probably Thursday and Friday, the 5th and 6th. He will, while here, give three lectures on Roman Archaeology, Thursday and Friday evenings on Recent Discoveries at Pompeii and in the Roman Forum, and Friday afternoon on the House of the Vettii at Pompeii as illustrating the art of painting in antiquity and Roman private life. The lectures will be illustrated by stereoptician slides and will be open to all free of charge. Professor Kelsey's position as head of the latin department at the University of Michigan and secretary of the Archaeological Institute of America guarantee an interesting and profitable course of lectures. LEAGUE OF KANSAS BOYS. The following clipped from a Spokane paper shows something of how genuine Kansas spirit takes hold of Kansas men who spend three or four years at the State University: "Graduates of the Kansas State University living in Spokane met at the office of the Anchor Fence Company last evening and organized a club. The name of the new organized organization is the Kansas University Club and the purpose announced is to further the interest of the graduates or undergraduates of the Kansas University while living in Spokane. The club at present consists only of university men, but membership will be open to almost any Kansan, names being voted upon by the members. However it is announced that Carrie Nation is strictly barred. At the meeting last evening committees were appointed to formulate the constitution and by-laws. The club will meet July 31 at the office of J E. Griffith, in the Jamison block, to get upon new members Officials elected at the meeting last evening were: C. R. Briggs, president; John T. Little, jr., vice president; J. E. Griffith, secretary and treasurer; Geo. M. Vinton, sergeant at arms. The charter members of the Continued on Lage 4. NO. 6. NEWS ITEMS. The interfaternity football games will not be played this fall as usual. The reason for this action is that the necessary practice takes too much time from studies. At the head of his article on State Universities in the October number of Scribner's W. S. Harwood has placed a cut of one of the latest views of the University. All the buildings are included except Medic Hall, which is behind Fraser Hall, and North College, which is too far north to be seen. An article in the Kansas City Times concerning the increased attendance at the University of Kansas gives some interesting statistics. The enrollment up to October 9 is 1235. At the same time last year it was 1101. The State Normal last year had several hundred more students than the University but this year its enrollment is not so large as that of the University. There are enrolled in the arts school 553 of whom 313 are girls and 240 are boys. In the senior class, there are 50 girls and 44 boys. There are more than three girls to every boy in the junior class. The sophomores have 62 girls and 49 boys, while the freshmen class has 96 girls and 91 boys. The school of engineering has an enrollment now of 282 students; last year it had 184. The University of Missouri has a new scoring board on her athletic field. The following diagram will give an idea of the board: NO. OF DOWNS YARDS TO GAIN SCORE Kansas ... 1 5 75 Missouri ... 0 From this diagram it can be easily seen that Kansas has the ball, first down five yards to gain, and that the score is 75 to 0. Our athletic association ought to put a similar board on McCook field. On account of the noise made in the gymnasium by the freshman class in physical training Monday afternoon, the class in Geology, which meets in the room above, was dismissed. Ober's New Shoe Department FOR MEN AND BOYS ONLY Assortment larger, showing more new styles than all other stores combined. Exclusive buying and for spot cash, have made it possible for us to name prices on good shoes lower than you are forced to pay elsewhere. We are not hampered with old stock. We show only the latest shoe fashions—many of which are exclusive. OBER'S. The Head to Foot Furnishers. THE KANSAS UNIVERSITY WEEKLY. Editor-in-Custf. ROSCOR CHAMBERS Associates { } J. B. WILSON ARTHUR BAYSE Sporting Editor. C.W. LOVELACE Local Editor. RAY BARTON Society Editor. MARY L. JOHNSON Literary Editor. NAKY BURWELL Business Manager. J.N. BRADY EXECUTIVE BOARD. W. P, Shaw, C. L. Edson, E. B. Black, J. B. Kiemond, Geo. Hanson, P. J. Neff, Roy Winton. H. C. Byrnes, W. L. Kepner. Entered at Lawrence Post Office as second class mail matter. Shares in the WEEKLY $1.00 each, entitleing the holder to the paper for two years, may be bad of the Secretary and Treasurer, George Foster or at the WEEKLY office. Subscription price 50 cents per annum in Subscription price 50 cents per annum in advance. Single copies 5 cents. *Advance. Single copies 5 cents.* Address all communications to J. R Brady, Business Mgr., Lawrence, Kan. THE OCTOBER number of the Graduate Magazine will be out soon. The publication of this magazine was begun in October, 1902, for the purpose of keeping the alumni of the University interested in their alma mater and in order to inform both the alumni, and all friends of the University, as to University affairs and to give them college news in general. The publication was continued throughout the year with marked success. One of the earlier numbers was given up entirely to a report of the inauguration of Chancellor Strong. The Graduate Magazine is larger than it was last year, and contains about forty pages. It also has a new cover. An editorial department has been added of which Professor O'Leary has charge. The University news department is in charge of Professor Sterling this year. The Alumni and College World departments have the same space that they had last year and are under the same management. Professor Templin is business manager. The leading article in the October number will be Mr. Harger's address delivered at the opening of the University this year. Arrangements are being made to secure some excellent articles for the coming numbers and the efficiency of those who have the management of the magazine insure its success. A special rate of fifty cents a year is made to seniors. It will be well worth the while of every student in the University to subscribe for the Graduate Magazine. THE PAST week has shown the beneficial work of the committee of twenty-two in the interest of athletics. Without this organization it is very doubtful if the required fund for the Kansas-Nebraska game would have been raised. WHEN CAPTAIN Bender of the Nebraska foot ball team heard that the Kansas-Nebraska game was to be played in Lawrence, he said: "All right, it doesn't make any difference to us whether the game is played in Kansas City or not. All we want is a square deal, and we'll beat them by the usual score." That's what the captain said about the Kansas-Nebraska base ball games at Lawrence last spring. MISSOURI UNIVERSITY is after a new yell. They say: "To work out a yell that can compete against the 'Rock Chalk! Jay Hawk!" of our friends, the Kansans, would not only win a man fame but would be a sure sign of genius." We quite agree with them. SIBILANT SAM'S SUMMER STROLL Some sixteen summers since, Samuel S. Stewart, silk salesman, spent seventy sovereigns seventeen shillings sixpence seeking some shingly seashore, some shining strand, sweetly sea shell strewn. Sam soon saw several suitable sequestered situations, so Sam's servant Simon suggested seeking some shady spot. Simon's suggestion seeming satisfactory, Sam sought such secluded site. Simon squiring, Sam suddenly struck some seven score spinsters safely shaded, similarly seeking salubrious summer seashore solace. Several skinny, scaggy, slab-sided, snappish seamstresses, scorning sylvan sports, sat sullenly swapping scandalous stories secretly. Sundry sunshiny, sociable sprites, sporting somewhat scanty silken shirts, smilingly sipped seductive sugary sherbets. Some, seemingly sapient scholars, sagely studied sundry scientific subjects. Seven shrewd, short-sighted, squinting seniors, sporting scholastic spectacles, sharply scrutinized Sanscrit scrolls seeking sophistical syllogisms. Six serious, systematic, scowling sophomores sedately scarched Swedenborg's supernaturally spiritual speculations. Some scientific seminary scholars, sensibly shod sought savory sassafrass, sorrel, splendid scarlet salvias, smilax's slenscandent steam, some scrupulously sought singular specimens showing strobiles, siliques, sori stipules, sepals, stamens, scape, stolons, spathes, spikelets. Some slothful sluggards, shadesheltered, snoozed sleepily. Several sweet, satin-sandaled, silken stockined seraphs silently strayed, solely seeking shady summer scenes; some skillfully sketching softly shadowed silhouettes. Several shabby, slovenly, slipshod slatterns, seemingly servants, spouted Shakspeare (scene shifter style), some selecting savagely sardonic, sesquipedalian speeches—some simply speaking short, sorrowful, sing-song, sentimental sentences. Six shapely sylvan sylphs, safely shod, seeking shallow, silvery, sinuous streamlets, speared s'teen slippery suckers some snared seventy-seven spiny sticklebacks — some, showing sagittary skill, successfully shot seventeen single snipe. Several skittish, short - skirted schoolgirls, showing striped stockings, sedulously sought saccharine scarlet strawberries. Suddenly silly Sally Sawyer, scaree sixteen, shudderingly screamed "See Susan, snakes!" Susan swiftly skedaddled, shrilly shouting "Sna-a-aakes!" Sensible Samantha, scorning surrender, stoutly stays, seizes six slender sycamore saplings, strikes strongly, successfully smashing sixty six skulking streaked serpents. Safely secured, silence soon sup- ervened; so, softly snickering, Sam slyly stole spinsterwards. Some simpering simpletons, seeing Sam surreptitiously spying, saucily saluted Sir Samuel; still several, seeming shy,stood separate, singing soulful songs. Summer's soft, sweet scents soothing Sam's senses supremely, such superlatively sweet singing suited Sam's sentiments singularly; so, smiling sweetly, Sir Samuel suavely said: "Sweet, swanlike sisters, sing softly some soothing, slumberous sonnets." So saying, Sam sang supine, slyly simulating sleep. Seven saucy sylphs, simultaneously snickered significantly, satirically saying, "Stuff, sir." Some squeamish sisters, seeming slightly shocked, softly sobbed. Sundry short, sensitive scholars sniveled sadly. Some silly, susceptible specimens sighed sympathetically. Several suspicious, spiteful, shrewish spinsters spasmodically sereched. Still, six slender, statuesque, symmetrical songstresses, showing shapey, snowy shoulders smiling siren-like, showed some sense, saying, "Surely, sir." So surrounding Signor Samuel straightway sang sundry silvery soul-subduing song, superinducing soft, sensuous somnolence Said somniferous singers, Sabina, Serena, Samantha, Susannah Stella, Sophia, sang surprisingly successfully Soon satiated, Sam succumbed, sleeping soundly. Subsequently Samivel snored sonorously, shoking several severely — specially Stella; so she suddenly skipped swiftly southward, sarcastically saying; "Slumber sweetly, sonny; Stella seeks some stiller section." Sam still sleeps. - Selected. YOUR TEN-MILLION-TO-ONE CHANCE. Taking a million as a basis of calculation, statistics show that at the end of seventy years there will still survive 312,000 out of 1 million persons. At the expiration of eighty years there will be 107,000 survivors of the original million. When it comes to ninety years of existence there is a terrible thinning of the ranks. Only 8.841 out of the 1 million, or one in 115, will live to that age. At ninety-seven but 244, or one in 410, will be alive. At ninety-eight half of these nearly will have dropped out, leaving only 119 souls live out of the original million. One's chances to reach ninety-eight, according to these tables, is about one in 840. Of the original million, only 54 will live to see ninety-nine, or about one person out of 18,500. The century mark will be reached by only 23 out of the 1 million; or, in other words, out of a group of 43,500 people born at the same time, only one will fill out the century span of existence. Only one in 3 million persons will reach the age of 104 years; just one in 5 million can be expected to see 105 birthdays; and as to living to be 106 years old these tables place that contingency as out of the range of practical calculations. Possibly one human being out of 10 millions who shall have seen the light for the first time in 1903 will be alive in 2009.-X. Go to Smith's News Depot for Sweaters and Jerseys. Are elegantly made and trimmed, and fit as well as tailor made pants. We expect that every one of you will give us a call before buying anything in this line. --sell them. Every set fully guaranteed. Remember the No, 9041%. OUR YOUNG MEN'S PANTS 829 MASS. M. J. SKOFSTAD. - We wish to announce that PERRIL & ELLIS have turned over to us THEIR LARGE LAUNDRY BUSINESS. We intend to satisfy all customers with prompt collection and delivery. ILES & EWING, K.S.U.Agenti or Jackson's laundry. The Best is the Cheapest COURT HOUSE MEAT MARKET. ERNEST SEIDEL, Proprietor. CHOICEST MEAT PRODUCTS Oysters in Season; Phone 193. Lawrence, Kansas. SHELLEY, Photographer 719 MASSACHUSETTS Phone-888 Pink Indiana Cash Grocery Feed the Students. Quality is what is demonstrated as well as quantity and we have both. Stewards have found our prices cheapest We can save you money. Latest Delicacies Phone 156. Pellet & Ellis. Prompt Delivery Hello Central OLD CLOTHES Give me everyone in Lawrence who has any CLOTHING they want cleaned, pressed or repaired I would like to tell them that the LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM, 2 West Warren Street, Phone 506 G: 7 is the best place in town to have it done 9014 $ _{2}^{1} $ Freshmen Engineers, When buying your drafting out- fits, ask for the Kenffel & Esser set No. 9014% the only standard, reliable instrument. Elliot's Univ'y Supply Store ED. THOMAS. RESTAURANT FRESH OYSTERS. Fruits and Nuts Guenther, The Grocer Because he carries Everything. Feeds the hungry students Everything Cheap for Cash. 721 Mass. --- See him Mr. Steward, at A.G. Spalding & Bros. OFFICIAL Foot Ball Supplies ARE MADE IN ACCORDANCE WITH OFFICIAL RULES. Spalding's handsome illustrated catalogue of Fall and Winter Sports containing all the new things in foot ball, golf free to any address. Spalding's Official Soccer Player Kicking Ball Foot Ball Guide, containing the new rules. Per copy, 10 cents. How to Play Foot Ball. By Walter Camp. New Edition. Per copy, 10 cents. A. G. SPALDING & BRO. New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Boston, Baltimore, Buffalo, St. Louis, Kansas City, Niceapolis, Denver, Montreal, Canada; London, England. The Jayhawer Club. 1202 KENTUCKY STREET, For Ladies and Gentlemen. $2.75 per week. J. B. WILSON, Steward. REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB. REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB. The new members voted into the Club at its regular weekly meeting were Misses Agnes Unruh, Grace Smith and Louise Alder, and Messrs. Livers and Sawyer. Mr. Chambers read a paper entitled, "The Old Gentleman's Story," which provoked considerable discussion. The psychological touches were particularly well liked and mention was made of the difficulty, which Mr. Chambers avoided, of repeating a story without sacrificing the colloquial style of the original narrator. en. MINING JOURNAL. In. mining Journal meeting Tuesday, Mr. Rollin Feitshans occupied the hour with a talk on the Mining Congress, which met at Deadwood, South Dakota, last summer. Mr. Feitshans went as a delegate from Lawrence. SIGMA XI. The October meeting of the Sigma Xi was held Thursday evening in the medical hall. Miss Hyde read the paper of the evening on the subject "The Respiratory Center in Fishs." Professor Hugo Diener and Mr. John S. Worley were elected to membership. IN THE SOCIAL SWIRL. Kappa Kappa Gamma entertained for their new girls on the evening of October 9 at Pythian hall. Alpha Tau Omega gave a formal dance at Pythian hall Thursday evening. The sophomores had a spread and dance at I. O. O. F. hall Friday evening. '06 seems determined to be a social power in the University. The seniors are following the example set them by their little sister classes and gave a dance Saturday night at I. O. O. F. hall. The Phi Gamsentertained some of their friends at an informal dance at their home Friday evening. Oysters in every old style at Vic Kellar's. Clius Hosford was in Kansas City last week. Alpha Tau Omega has pledged Harold Burdick of Lawrence. Willie Cooper and Astley Purton visited friends in Kansas City last week. Other students smoke the Tampanola. Why don't you? Mrs. W. S. Hall of Seneca spent Sunday in Lawrence with her son, Charles, a member of the freshman class. The Chi Omegas held initiation services September 10 for Louise Knight, Ruth Barnett, Vivian Scott and Kackley. All kinds of stationery and School Supplies at a great saving in price at Boyles' Store, 639 Mass. St. Irvin Benest, law '01, was married last week to Miss Bessie Garrard of Severity, Kansas. Mr. Benest is a practicing attorney at Wichita. Squires', successor to Willis, will be sure to please you if you want anything in the photo line. Prices to suit and all work guaranteed from $1 a dozen up. 925 Mass. St. and be sure to remember the number. SMILE!! "God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said—That is Good." O "The blinds were down, The lights were dim. o When I heard her say to him Jimmiie, I wish that you would shave Or else I wish you would behave." "Picnic excursion, Snowden immersion, Rescue effected, Wedd ing expected." —X Priscilla. "I want to get a gown to match my complexion." Perdite—"Why dont you get a hand painted one?" —X When you examine a dog's lungs under the X-ray, what do you find? + A.—The seat of his pants. But when you look in his mouth, what do you find? A. —The seat of somebody else's pants. —X Teacher—"What is a synonym, Freddie? Freddy — "A synonym is a word to be used in place of an other word you can't spell." Quiz Books at Oread Cafe. Gene Ware of Topeka was in town Sunday. Joe O'Neil visited his parents in Leavenworth last Sunday. Al Newman of Kansas City was the guest of friends Sunday. Party supplies a specialty at Kellar's. Jay Patmore of Pittsburgh visited friends the first part of the week. Don't forget the dancing school in Pythian hall every Saturday evening. Sigma Alpha Epsilon held initiation Monday night for George Mossbacher. Miss Jessie Parker came up from Olathe this week for a short visit with the Chi Omegas. Mrs. A. Wangierien spent a part of this week visiting her daughter, Miss Stella Wangierien. The Misses Welhelm went to Washington, Mo., Monday to attend the wedding of their aunt, Miss Gallenkamp. The sophomore class party was held last Friday night instead of a week earlier, as stated in the last issue of the WEEKLY. Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Eicholtz of Hiawatha visited the University last Friday. Mr. Eicholtz graduated in pharmacy in 32. Go to the Oread Cafe for good cigars. Best brands in the city handled there. The Little Pug, The Flyer and Tampanola. Manufactured by Aug. Pierson. This preparation relieves the tenderest of corns and removes them entirely. Manufactured by Barber Bros., 909 Massachu- Phi Delta Theta held initiation Saturday night for Walter Herrick of Wellington, John Fleishman of Topeka, Frank Bangs of Lawrence, Wirt McCarty of Emporia, and Galen Burriss of Hutchinson. Cure Cure for Corns and Warts There was a young man of New Guinea Who was known by his friends as a minea; He utterly lacked Good judgement and tact, For he told a swell girl she was skainea. — X The rain it raineth every day, Upon the just and unjust teller, But chiefly on the just—because The unjust steals the just'sum brella. — X Tis now the honest farmer packs His apples up to town. His apples up to town. This is the top row in the sacks ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ And this the lower down ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ "Phwat's an eppygram?" asked Mrs. O'Hara, as she looked up from the paper she was attempting to peruse. W. E. SPALDING, 807 "Faith, an'Oi'm surproised at th' ignorance av yez," replied Mr. O'Hara. "Anny foive-year-old child should be ahfter knowing that an epygram do be a felly thot's pertickular about phwat he aits, Oi dunno." —X To students in the Engineering Department:- Who will sell you the BEST set of Drawing Instruments, and the supplies that goes with it for the money? The man who comes in and sells a few sets of instruments and you never see again or your TOWN DEALER who HOPES to MERIT YOUR PATRONAGE during your ENTIRE SCHOOL LIFE whether it be four or five years. AN OPEN LETTER The Instruments we have sold in the past have stood the test and many are still using the same set in office or field work. TALK ABOUT... SUITS AND OVERCOATS ONE HUNDRED Sets in stock and not all one make or price. Your Professor will tell you a cheap set is dear at any price We can only say, that WE ARE OFFERING the BEST set of Instruments for the money ever shown by any one. Respectfully Yours. C. C. Jones, engineer 001, who has been spending a few weeks in Lawrence on business, went to Chanute Monday afternoon. An oil company there, of which he is a director, has just finished drilling a new well, which has turned out to be an unusually good one. The University Book Store. P. S.—K. U, and Fraternity Pennants. Sanderson Club. 1300 OHIO. Good Board AT THE You will have to see what we are showing to know what is right. Just in a lot of those long swagger ones. MASSACHUSETTS IF YOU WISH to get your work done by the BEST BARBERS IN LAWRENCE call at Hair Cutting and Massage a Specialty. Ladies Massage given at shop or home. Best equipped shop in the city. Four Barbers. The Crystal Barber Shop 812 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. LATEST STYLES. Just received a shipment of the latest things in Box Paper. Bargains in broken lots. 35 cent to 75 cent boxes for 30 cents. WOLF'S BOOK STORE. GO TO J.A. SPAULDING The Finest Line of Staple and Fancy Groceries. The Court House Grocery, A FOUNTAIN PEN is almost a necessity. Buy a Paul E. Wirt $1.50 and upwards. Fully Guaranteed. Rowland's & Stevenson BOOKSELLERS AND STATIONERS. 819 MASS. ST. Some Exceptionally Fine New Soaps and Perfumes Woodward & Co.'s Some are imported; some are not. The "not" ones are as good as the other, and your money goes farther. A word to the student is sufficient. Bowersock Opera House. MONDAY,OCTOBER19 B. C. Whitney presents The Story of the South, IN CONVICT STRPES AT A Pleasing Play of the People of South Carolina Parade at 12 o'clock. See The death defying swing for life the great explosion scene. PRICES, 25c, 35c and 50c. Seat sale at Woodward's drug store. Go to the Oread Cufe when in a hurry for your dinner. Miss Kitty Plumb was in town last Monday. Geo. Willis has recovered sufficiently from his attack of typhoid fever to re-enter the University. Mr. Willis has been with the class of '04 for three years. Coach Weeks has been putting the foot ball team through a great deal of heavy work this week in preparation for the Colorado game. He does not want to make excuses about gravel fields and rarified atmosphere after their return home. A freshman was severely threatened and almost expelled from a boarding club last week on account of a remark made at table. Athletics was the subject under discussion and he broke in with: "Well, we certainly have a Weeks football team." The full purport of the remark was not felt for a moment—then after six minutes of complete silence, he was warned. ! You Need No Money To gain admittance to the Imperial Dancing Academy if you do not dance. We would be pleased to have you call and watch our class work. We claim that we have the best school of dancing in the State of Kansas, and only ask you to investigate our methods and talk with our pupils. You don't need to buy a ticket to join our classes, but pay nightly and come whenever you can. Hall open all day. IMPERIAL DANCING ACADEMY. Phone 510 Blue. Residence, Main 426. William Wiedemann, Go to... ICES, ICE CREAM and FINE CONFECTIONERY 37 Mass. St. Phone 18 2 A Choice of Lowney's Chocolates always to be had. The Oread Cafe, Opposite Frazer Hall. Fine Candies and Pies. Short order lunches and regular meals six days of the week. Drafting Instruments a Specialty. Orders taken for Books. Stationery and Quiz Books kept in stock. Lawrence Business College. Day and Evening Sessions. Over Lawrence National Bank MRS. MENDENHALL Is now ready to show the latest Styles in Fall and Winter Millinery. Call and see us at 823 Mass. Street. Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000. Surplus $20,000. JJB. Watkins, Pres C. A. Hill, V. Pres. C. H. Tucker, Cash, W. E. Hazen, Asst.Cr' Misses Hutt. Millinery and Hair Dressing Parlors. Phone Pink 537 837 Mass St Phone Pink 537. 837 Mass. St. The 'VARSITY PANTATORIUM Is Particularly a Kansas University Affair. We make a specialty at Calling for and RATES, $1.25 MONTHLY. Delivery is guaranteed when an wish 800 MASS. ST. UP STAIRS, PHONE 5G1 GREEN We cater to the Ladies in Cleaning ete, of Walsts, Skirts, Jackets, White Gloves and Long Coats. CRESFOLINE METHOD USED. LAWRENCE STEAM LAUNDRY. Send Your Laundry to the LAWRENCE STEAM LAUNDRY. Perfect Work. Suits Cleaned and Pressed. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Laundry collected on Monday and Thursday. Delivered on Thursday and Saturday. R. E. PADFIELD, K. S. U. agent. Phone 333. LEAGUE OF KANSAS BOYS. Continued from page 1. new club are; J. E. Griffith, Ph G., '95; G. M. Vinton, LL.B., '03; E. P. Erwin, A. B., '97 Chas. Pray, LL.B., '02; Norman R. Toten, LL.B., '03; John T Little, jr., B. S., '02; C.R.Briggs A. B., '02; John Cramer, Ph.G. '01; Yearsley M. White,'88; R B. Irwin, '03; Clay Allen, B.S. '93; M. D. Totten, "03." One of the interesting features of a "spread" which this Spokane club had this fall was a consignment of Kansas watermelons. Novels Exchanged at Hoadley's. Sigma Chi held initiation Saturday night. George Mossbacher returned from Kansas City this week. Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pens in stock at Smith's News Depot. Arthur Peters was in Kansas City the later part of last week. Miss Kitty Sellars of Paola spent last Sunday in Lawrence. Nuts, sugar, milk and butter for FUDGE at Vic's. "Sai" Walker, 00, is in Chicago in the employ of the elevated railway system. Miss Hazel Stevenson spent a few days last week in Kansas City with her parents. Miss Marguerite Wise returned Monday from a few days' visit In Kansas City. Poster Boards at Hoadley's. The Alpha Taus gave a very enjoyable party in Pythian hall Thursday night. Floyd Kline and Robert Bayless of Ft. Scott spent Sunday with some of the Ft. Scott boys at the University. Y. M. C. A. NOTES. The Mission Study class met Thursday evening at Prof. Payne's residence. Twenty men are enrolled to take the work. The class is lead by Mrs. Payne and will take up a study of China, giving special attention to the present situation in that country. The enrollment of Prof. Payne's Saturday evening lecture course continues to increase. About fifty men are in the class now. Men of the University are invited to use the parlors of the association. There are games and reading matter on hand to which all are welcome. Y. W. C. A. NOTES. The attention of the University girls is called to the Y. W. C. A. bulletin which is placed just north of the University bulletin board. All the Y. W. announcements are posted here. Thirty-nine of the association girls went down to Baldwin Friday to attend the city and college Y.W.C.A. in session there October 15 to 18 inclusive. Fountain pens, inks, pencils, photo holders, books, pound, box and tablet papers, cheaper than usual at 630 Mass. St., F. J. Boyles. Geo. Trombold, arts '02, spent Saturday and Sunday in Lawrence. Mr. Trombold is in the chemical department of the Portland Cement Works at Iola. G. C. Baldwin, who is working in the Coast and Geodetic Survey, will visit friends next week. He is to be in charge of a surveying party in Texas this winter. COLOMIAL SPIRITS Hale's Red Cross Pharmacy. 711 Mass. St. COLONIAL SPIRITS O --x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x Some people imagine that a first class Shoe cannot be bought for $3.50. They think so and they wont know different until they try a pair of our excellent $3.50 Shoes. Candidly, there are many $5.00 Shoes that are no better and some not even as good as our $3.50 Shoes. Vici Kid, Box Calf, Patent Leather, etc. Gardner's Shoe Co. $3.50 SHOES The latest Fall Lasts, all sizes and widths—We doubt if you can tell them from our $5.00 Shoes. We have these,excellent Shoes for Men and Women Guy M. Coffman, 02, drug clerk at Pittsburg, Kans., during the past year, has lately gone to Indian Territory to conduct a drug business. PHARMACY ALUMNI NOTES Geo. D. Cochran, '03, is employed by D.M.Bower & Co.of Lewis, Kans. The firm deals in general merchandise, and Geo. D. runs the drug department. STARKWEATHER SHOE CO. Berkeley students recently put on a classical Greek play, and scored a success. Professor Griffith has been fortunate enough to secure for the University a Carnegie loan exhibit of fine paintings. The astronomy class was out for observation last Friday night. NEWS ITEMS. Walter Reese, '03, is clerking in Newton. The boys say Reese is thinking of establishing a drug business of his own, and taking his father into partnership. (? How would "W. Reese & Father" do for a title? R. H. Lammond,'02, manager of a pharmacy for the past year at Pratt, Kansas, has purchased the drug stock of J. W. Bryant of Ness City. C Mr. Wood, the recently appointed law professor, arrived from Kansas City, Tuesday, and took charge of his classes. Mr. Chas, Brook met with a painful accident in the chemistry laboratory Monday afternoon, He was heating an inflamable substance in a flask when the flask burst. The liquid flowed out upon his hand and immediately blazed up, burning him badly. J. A. Searcy, '03, formerly employed in De Ford's pharmacy at Ottawa, has changed to Chanute. It is announced that the wedding of Mr. Richard Williamson, secretary of the Young Men's Christian Association, '01 and '02 will take place in Madison, Wisconsin, during the holidays. At present Mr. Williamson is assistant secretary of the Young Men's Christian Association of Mexico City, Mexico. With the coming of Dean Skilton and Mr. Hubach, there has been a great revival of attention to the musical interests of the University. The Mandolin Club has been reorganized under the leadership of Mr. Goldman, and the organization of the Glee Club is almost completed. These two bodies are working together and will give a concert in Lawrence the latter part of November or early in December. Besides filling a number of Friday evening engagements out of town, the clubs will make tours over the state during the holidays and the spring vacation. Besides these organizations, the University has a good orchestra and a good band. It is rumored that a young ladies' glee club will soon be formed. Go to Smith's News Depot for Sweaters and Jerseys. Call at corner of Adams and Mass. streets for something tasty in the eating line. News From Our Cloak and Suit Room --- The Largest assortment in strictly up-to-date LADIES' READY-TO-WEAR APPAREL! SUITS, SKIRTS, WAISTS, JACKETS, FURS. Dressing Sacques and Flannelette Underwear. A. D. WEAVER. --- Vic-Vic-Vic! Miss Rose Morgan was down from Leavenworth a few days last week. Hot and cold lunch served from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m. at Vic's. If you are dissatisfied with your boarding place, try the Sanderson Club, 1300 Ohio. H. B. Allen spent Sunday and Monday with his parents in Independence, No. A shortage in coal seriously inconvenienced work in the shops for a day or two last week. Miss Anna Shire of Leavenworth was the guest of Pi Beta Phi Wednesday and Thursday. Fred Boyles, 630 Mass. St., is the Student's printer. Try him when you need any programs. Tel. 123 red. Good, healthy food is the most essential thing for a student. You get that at the Sanderson Club, 1300 Ohio. Toys! Toys! Tops! at Hoadley's. The classes in physical culture, which have been omitted on account of the incompletion of the gymnas um, are now organized and work has commenced. Buy COLONIAL SPIRITS for your Chafing Dish of Us. Special prices to students. Hale's Red Cross Pharmacy, 711 Mass. St. See the latest etchings at the Squires' Studio, 925 Mass. St. They will be sure to please you and your friends. The seniors will have their first party this evening in Odd Fellows' hall. This is one of a series of social gatherings arranged one for each month during the school year. Some Fireworks at Hoadley s. If you want a pleasant and profitable employment during your spare hours for about two months, call on E. H. Ellingsworth at the New Eldridge or at the Booklover's Library. He has a good proposition for four or five energetic students. No Where On Earth ially in Lawrenec LEGAL NEWS PRINTING OFFICE Is there a printing office better equipped for turning out modern, up-to-date commercial Job Printing materials? In fact,ouncements and Cards, in fact nothing is too complicated but what the Try Us. We Mean Business Will turn out in the most satisfactory complete manner, guaranteeing satisfaction or you do not need to take your work from the shop. Phone 164 Red. Phone 164 Red, 734 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kansas. Alcohol Stoves at Hoadley's. Have you seen the new lot of Gold Fish at Raymond's Drug Store. 10c for plain red. Have a few in your rooms for company and pleasure. Squires', the winner of the gold medal at the photographic convention, can surely please you, if you want something swell in the photo line. 925 Mass. St. $8.00 You will save money by buying your Drawing Instruments and supplies of J. S. Boughton, 1025 Mass. St. We guarantee everything to be up to the requirements. If you find they are not, bring them them back and get your money. Do not mistake the place—A few doors north of Watkins National Bank. Best artificial teeth. Amalgam fillings, 50 cents; gold fillings, half the usual price; painless extracting 25 cents. Office over Ober's. Dr. Wheeler, 821 Mass. St.; hours 8 to 6. Fifteen years at present location. Shouldn't wonder if the squash pies don't taste as mother made them, that saw dust cinnamon has been used to season. Suggest to the powers that be that they get Raymond's Spices "Them's good." --- SILKS AND DRESS GOODS ARE THE BACK BONE OF THE INNES STORE. THIS is a general store—an all around store—but especially beyond question it is a SILK AND DRESS GOODS STORE Black Goods, Novelty Goods, Stapie Goods Taffeta Silks, Peau de Silks Gun Metal Silks All at special prices. Test them as you please and when you will. We are willing to risk our reputation on every yard that goes out of the store. INNES. BULLENE & HACKMAN. 8 Kansas University Weekly. THE ONLY OFFICIAL AND AUTHORIZED WEEKLY PUBLICATION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. VOL. XII. GEO. DAVIES. The Student's Tailor. Carries a full line of Imported and Domestic Woolens. Lowest possible prices. Students' wardrobes taken care of. A. P HULTS, DENTIST No. 735 Massachusetts Street. EASTERN STAR BAKERY Fine Pastries and Buns. Sweet Cakes a Specialty. Parties supplied. SAGURDAY.OCGOBER 24.1903. DONNELLY BROS. LIVERY, BOARDING and HACK STABLES All Rubber Tire Rigs. Cor. 7th and New Hampshire. Phone 100 THE TIPTON BARBER SHOP. BATH PRICES. Single Bath, 25c; 7 Baths, $1.00: 15 Baths, $2.00; 24 Baths, $3.00; Baths for school year, $300. R. H. STEWART, Prop PARK GROCERY carries a fine line of Maple Syrup and Pan Cake Flour. Scupder's Maple Sugar. AKERS & SHANK A Go to ... William Wiedemann, ICES, ICE CREAM and FINE CONFECTIONERY A Choice of Lowney's Chocolates always to be had. 37 Mass. St. Phone 18 MRS. PRENTISS THE HOME STORE, Candies, School Supplies Notions. Fancy woolen Shawls made to order Fine Cakes. Ed Anderson's Restaurant and Confectionery. Student's Headquarters. Chas. L. Hess. Meat Market. 941 Mass. St. Telephone 14 Bakery & Restaurant. Mrs. F. M. Williams. EVERYTHING GOOD TO EAT Come for Pies and Cakes. 8381 $2 Massachusetts St. Phone 550 Gray. I have several slightly used Full Dress Suits to sell. Call and see them. Protsch THE TAILOR. 717 Mass. St. Ground Floor Haskell 12, K, U.6 THE INDIANS WON BY LUCK. Kansas Out-played the Haskell Team at Every Point. WASHBURN COMES NEXT. The Haskell Indian foot ball team defeated the 'Varsity today on McCook field by a score of 12 to 6. This game marks the fourth defeat of the University team since '99 by the Indians. The game was interesting and was watched by one of the largest crowds ever seen on McCook field. The Indians' scores were made by two touch downs and goals, both in first half. The first touch down was a piece of luck for the Indians but also on account of their ability to watch the ball and keep after it. On an end buck the ball was fumbled by the man carrying it and by many fumbles and bats towards the Indian goal was advanced to the Kansas 20 yard line where it was recovered by a Redskin who took it over the goal for a touch down from which goal was kicked. The play was very much like the play made against Drake by K. U. in '99. The second touchdown was made by Guyon, the Indian full back, who carried the ball around left end for about 50 yards. The ball was carried from nearly the same spot and by the same play that Baine used against K. U. in 1902. The first half was nearly all the Indians', they forcing Kansas to kick several times although the 'Varsity ran the ball to the Indians' 20 yard line twice and from which place goals were essayed by Pooler but without success. In the second half the Kansas team showed what their training had really been. They held the reds for downs again and again and by hard line plunges and small gains around ends carried the ball to the 20 yard line where Brumage took it and by some beautiful line bucking and dodging made the touch down, Griggs kicked goal. The ball was carried toward the Indian's goal line and again only to be lost on a fumble or kick and time was called with the ball on the Indian's 25 yard line with the 'Varsity making gains every down. The University cannot give too much praise to Captain Brummage for the part he played in the game today. He was good for gains every time and was good for a touchdown. His line bucking was firm and he could always be counted on to help his mates when they had the ball. Jayhawkers Beat Missouri at Tennis in Both Singles and Doubles. KANSAS WINS. For the University team Brumage, Allen, Hicks, Pooler Donald; Michaelson and Rice were the particular stars. The whole team played football the second half and will have the support of the students and faculty no matter what comes. Ray Clifford and Rollin Feitshans, the K. U. tennis team, returned from Columbia, Mo., Wednesday and brought with them the championship cup. Our boys must have played nine games, for the following article appeared in the M. S. U. Indepen lent: "The tennis tournament between Missouri and Kansas Universities was played Tuesday morning on the University courts. Nearly two hundred students, a large crowd when it is considered that classes were being held, witnessed the defeat of Missouri at the hands of her old rivals from Lawrence. Carrington, who won the University tournament, and Bedinger, who was selected as second man, represented Missouri. Feitshans and Clifford were Kansas's representatives. The contest for the single championship began at eight thirty; Feitshans beat Carrington 6-2 and 6-2, while Clifford, Kansas University's second man, beat Bedinger 6-0 and 6-3. This decided the singles in favor of Kansas. The scores really do not show the strength of our men; while undoubtedly weaker than their opponents, the Missouri men made the Jayhawks hustle for every point they received. All the Missouri men complained that the tournament with Kansas followed too close upon our tournament which only ended the evening before; the players expected a week's practice before the Kansas tournament. "The doubles were extremely interesting from the spectator's standpoint. Bedinger and Whitmore, our representatives, played well together and showed excellent form. Missouri won the first set 4-6, losing the second 6-1, and the third by the close score of 7-5. In the next set the Missouri men played beautifully, both teams fought for each point as if it counted as a game and the result was a long deuce set which our boys finally won by a score of 11-9. The next set decided the event. By this time the spectators were greatly excited, each good play on the part of the Missouri men meeting with a round of applause. The set was very sensational. Whitmore distinguished himself by the clever manner in which he covered the court; Bedinger played a fine study game and was materially aided by Whitmore's brilliant Lafords and fast playing at net. When the score became six all in games the excitement was intense. Missouri's fondest hopes were shattered however, upon her losing the next two games." ORATORY AND DEBATE. The loving cup offered by Cady and Olmstead, of Kansas City to the winners in the Missouri-Kansas tournament is on exhibition in the window of A. Marks. Invitations have been sent to the State Universities of the Mississippi valley calling upon them to send a representative to the meeting of the delegates in St. Louis for the purpose of perfecting details in the formation of the Oratorical association. These delegates will meet Monday, November, 9 at one o'clock in the Southern Hotel. No word has yet been received from the Universities of Tennessee and Arkansas as to whether or not these institutions wished to enter the association. The early part of the week formal letters were written to the University of North Dakota, South Dakota, Colorado and Oklahoma asking them to become members of the association. At the meeting of these delegates in St. Louis, there will likely be some radical changes made in the methods of preparing for, and holding the contests in this association. Prof. Frazier favors doing away of the memorized oration and the sustituting in its place a form of extempore speaking which will demand a thorough preparation on the subject matter of the contest. This plan, in detail, has been submitted to Miami University and has the approval of that institution. NO. 7. The Debating Council, at its next meeting, will take up for consideration a communication received from Colorado college, Colorado Springs, asking whether or not Kansas would consider a challenge from Colorado college. This college has held annual debates with Nebraska for many years and it is said has won as many debates as it has lost. Drake University, Des Moines, Iowa, has also written the council relative to the establishment of debating relations between that institution and Kansas. DRAMATICS. The date for the presentation of the University Dramatic Club's play has been chosen. it will be November 24. The annual election of the officers of the club has not yet been held. A temporary business manager and assistant business manuger, however, have been Continued on Page 4. THE K. U. WASHBURN GAME. The K. U.-Washburn game Saturday will be one of the best an the Kansas schedule. Washburn has defeated Emporia College by the score of 47 to 0 and played the Emporia Normala tie game this season. Manager Plank says that reduced rates will be given to the University students to Topecka, and if enough go,a special train will be run to the game. It rests with the University students to have a good representation at this game and every one that can afford to,should go and give the team the benefit of his enthusiasm. A team needs encouragement at all times and much moce so away from home. Washburn always has plenty of good rooting and if the Kansas students will only drown out that "Boola Boola" of theirs, the team will do the rest, and then besides that, if we support their game at Topeka, get them into the habit of seeing good foot ball and hearing a good University yell won't they come down to Lawrence to the Nebraska, and the Oklahoma games and to th M issourigame at K. C. and while the little one man would spend in going to the games would hardly be noticed in the aggregate it would amount to a whole lot, and a foot ball team needs money to pay expenses. Every man, woman and child that can afford it should go to Topeka to see the game. A week ago Sunday, James Whitcomb Riley, opened the Students' Lecture Association at the University of Michigan with a reading. The poet has since then refused an offer of $20.000 for a short appearance in vaudeville. At the University of Indiana, a fraternity has been organized for colored men. The Union Pacific has offered the Nebraska students a rate of $3,00 a round trip to Lawrence on November 14, providing one hundred and sixty six tickets are sold. The faculty at Lehigh University has prohibited the freshmen from joining any fraternity. OBER'S New SHOE STORE --- No division in this store is more prominent than the Shoe Section. The distinctine style and comfort in our Men's and Boy's shoes are not to be found elsewhere. You cannot duplicate Our Prices on Shoes of equal merit. To make cur shoe department popular with the masses, we're making extra ordinary price concessions. Sure to save money if you buy your Shoes at OBER'S The Head to Foot Fashion Center. --- THE KANSAS UNIVERSITY WEEKLY. Editor-in-Cruef . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . KOSCOE CHAMBERS Associates { } . . . . . J. B. WILSON { } . . . . . ARTHUR BAYNE Sporting Editor . . . C. W. LOVELACE Local Editor . . . . . RAY BARTON Society Editor . . . MARY L. JOHNSON Literary Editor . . . MARY BURWELL Business Manager . . J. R. BRADY EXECUTIVE BOARD. W. P. Shaw, C. L. Edson, E. B. Black, J. B. Richmond, Geo. Hanson, P. J. Nell, Roy Winton, H. C. Byrnes, W. L. Kepner. Entered at Lawrence Post Office a second class mail matter Shares in the WEEKLY $1 00 each, entitling the holder to the paper for two years, may be had of the Secretary and Treasurer, George Foster or at the WEEKLY office. Subscription price 50 cents per annum in dvance. Single copies 5 cents. Address all communications to J. R Brady, Business Mgr, Lawrence, Kan THE MEGAPHONE brigade at the University of Minnesota is not a bad thing. 112 to 0 is the score that University recently ran up against an opponent. WHEN A STUDENT reports University news for an outside paper, two duties devolve upon him which are in a measure contradictory. One duty is to the newspaper he represents, the other to his University. One concerns the interests of his paper, the other the interests of his alma mater. In the ordinary course of events these two duties do not interfere with each other, but at times there is a sharp and decided conflict. Occasionally things happen in the University which would make good news for an outside paper but which if reported would injure the reputation of the University. At such times the student-reporter must decide which is the more imperative—his duty to his paper or his duty to his University. Of course he must look out for the interests of his paper, for that is his business. But every student should always bear in mind that he is a part of his University and as such must do nothing which will injure her reputation. If he must report events which in any degree reflect discredit upon the University, he should confine himself to the plainest and simplest facts, carefully avoiding overcoloring or overstatements; leave the public to draw its own untavorable inferences if any are to be drawn. In this respect at least his duty to his University should always be first, and at the same time he is fair toward all whose interests he represents. WE CONGRATULATE M. S. U. on using our college yell as a model. If, however,the Missouri rooters are unsuccessful in improving on the historic Rock Chalk! Jay Hawk! K. U.l they might possibly receive an inspiration from this yell of Texas: Rattle to Thrat, to Thrat, to Thrat Rattle to Thrat, to Thrat, to Thrat Long Horn! Cactus Thorn! Texas! Texas! Texas! Moo-00-00-00-00-00-00- Texas! Sis-s-s-s-a-s-s! Boom-m-m-m-m-m! Ye-Hoo! Texas! One a-zippa, Two a-zippa, Three a- zippa Zam! Texas! Texas! Don't give a Hobble Gobble, Razzle Dazzle, Sizz! Boom! Rah! THE WORK OF THE REGENTS. The Board of Regents of the University of Kansas met in regular session yesterday and the following business was transacted: Prof. Olin Templin was formerly elected dean of the School of Arts; to fill the vacancy caused by the resignation of Prof. E, Miller. In recognition of the long and taithful service of Prof. Miller as dean of the School of Arts, the Board authorized that his salary remain at $2300, the present dean's salary. Repairs were ordered for the roof of the Museum Building to make good the damage caused by lightening last month; further repairs, water, gas and electricity were ordered for Dr Hyde's laboratories and for the new laboratories in Snow Hall and the Museum Building; the roof of the Chemistry Building is to be repaired and painted. It was decided to put in lightening arresters to protect the electric transformers in the University buildings which have been seriously damaged during the summer by lightening. An additional piano was ordered for the School of Fine Arts. The following named persons were formally elected to the positions indicated: Mr. Charles E Hubach, professor of voice culture in the School of Fine Arts; Miss Jean Bowersock, instructor in violin in the School of Fine Arts; Miss Mary C. Fish, instructor in physical education in the School of Fine Arts; Mr. Frederick H. Wood, associate professor in the School of Law; Mr. Frank E. Jones, instructor in carpentry in the School of Engineering; F. R. Feitshans, C. F. Brook, G. L. Metcalfand John Bennett, student assistants in geology. The following fellowships were granted: Loward A. Sawyer, graduate fellow in Sociology; Oscar B. Seyster, graduate fellow in European History; Charles A. Carpenter, graduate fellow in American History; Mrs. W. C. Spangler, graduate fellow in German. Stanford's Million Dollar Library Mrs. Stanford has given the Leland Stantord, Jr. University a library that will cost over one half million dollars. The construction will be formally started on New Years' Day. The library building will be one of the handsomest of its kind in America. In architecture it will conform to the Byzantine ideas now in effect in the campus buildings. The stack rooms will radiate from a central circular reading room seventy-five feet in diameter. There is to be accommodation on the shelves for a million volumes. The co-eds at the University of Minnesota have formed a megaphone brigade to help root at the foot ball games. They have also adopted an official tom-o-santer which is reported as being exceeding fetching and effective enough to spur on Minnesota's team and to dazzle the entire opposing force by their becomingness. The annual election of the Oratorical association has taken place and the following officers were elected: president, G. L. Davis; vice president, C. A. Leinbach; secretary, Herman Kube; treasurer, J. B. Wilson. Professors Burdick, Frazier and Bryant were chosen as faculty members of the executive committee. NEWS ITEMS. Prof. Lincoln made the leading address at the French club which met Wednesday afternoon. Prof. Carruth, president of the Missouri Valley Unitarian conference now in session at Omaha, Nebraska, addressed that organization last Wednesday. Prof. Johnson has been visiting the high schools in the southern part of the state, during the past two weeks. The ladies of the faculty will give a reception to the young women of the University at the home of Mrs. Frank Blackmar October 31. Prof. Carruth addressed the students at the University of Nebraska Thursday morning. The sophmore classes are unusually ambitious. At a recent class meeting the advisability of giving a play this year was discussed. No definite action was taken. The athletic board of the University met Monday afternoon and the following resolution was passed: Resolved, that no one is authorized to solicit prizes, premiums or rewards of any kind to be given contestants in those sports over which the board of athletics has control, except such person has secured the written consent of the board to such a purpose. Mr. Albert Griffin, of Manhattan, Kansas, addressed the students in chapel Monday morning. Mr. Griffin was in Lawrence in the interest of the "Native Sons and Daughters of Kansas." Dr. Draper, president of the University of Illinois addressed the students in chapel Thursday morning. The address was the kind that students enjoy and remember. Dr. Draper expressed himself as being greatly pleased with Kansas and its University. He emphasized the fact that the university is a great factor in the general success of life. "The one great good which a university does for a boy," he said, "is to show him where he stands in the minds of others. The spirit of democracy in university life is inclined to bring out the best in each student and to make him lose the part that is false. The doctor also mentioned that the governor of Kansas was a student of the University of Illinois, and that he should be an advocate of liberal appropriations for the university. Manager Plank was in Kansas City a part of this week looking after matters pertaining to the Missouri-Kansas game. The teachers of the Ft. Scott high school spent Friday visiting at the University. The party was made up of Miss Francis Cole, Miss Helen Mongomery, Miss Hater, Miss Lillian Trecher, J. B. Stokesbury and J. E. Andrews. --sell them. Every set fully guaranteed. Remember the No, 9014% Are elegantly made and trimmed, and fit as well as tailor made pants. We expect that every one of you will give us a call before buying anything in this line. OUR YOUNG MEN'S PANTS M. J. SKOFSTAD. We wish to announce that PERRIL & ELLIS have turned over to us THEIR LARGE LAUNDRY BUSINESS. We intend to satisfy all customers with prompt collection and delivery. ILES & EWING K.S.U. Agents or Jackson's laundry. The Best is the Cheapest COURT HOUSE MEAT MARKET. ERNEST SEIDEL, Proprietor. CHOICEST MEAT PRODUCTS Osters in Season; Telephone 193. Lawrence, Kansas. SHELLEY. Photographer 719 MASSACHUSETTS Phone 538 Pink Indiana Cash Grocery Feed the Students. Quality is what is demonstrated as well as quantity and we have both. Stewards have found our prices cheapest. We can save you money. Latest Delicacies for Late Dinners Phone 156. Pollet & Ellis. Prompt Delivery Hello Central OLD CLOTHES Give me everyone in Lawrence who has any CLOTHING they want cleaned, pressed or repaired I would like to tell them that the LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM, 2 West Warren Street, Phone 506 Gray is the best place in town to have it done 9014 $ _{2}^{1} $ Freshmen Engineers Engineers When buying your drafting out- fits, ask for the Kenifel & Esser set No. 90142, the only standard, reliable instrument. Elliott's Univ'y Supply Store ED. THOMAS. RESTAURANT FRESH OYSTERS. Fruits and Nuts G Guenther, The Grocer Because he carries Everything. --- Feeds the hungry students 721 Mass. Everything Cheap for Cash. See him Mr. Steward, at A. G. Spalding & Bros. OFFICIAL Foot Ball Supplies ARE MADE IN ACCORDANCE WITH OFFICIAL RULES. BALCONES Spalding's hands- somely illustrated catalogue of Fall and Winter Sports containing all the new things in foot that will be free free to enjoy at Steward's Official Foot Ball Guide, containing the new rules. Per copy, 10 cents. How to Play Foot Ball. By Walter Camp. New Edition. Per copy, 10 cents. A. G. SPALDING & BRO. New York, Chicago, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Boston, Baltimore, Buffalo, St. Louis, Kansas City, Nicempcals, Denver, Montreal, Canada; London, England. The Jayhawer Club. 1202 KENTUCKY STREET, For Ladies and Gentlemen. $2.75 per week. J. B. WILSON, Steward. THE KANSAS OCTOBER. The cheeriness and charm Of forest and of farm Are merging into colors sad and sober; The hectic frondage drapes, September yields to opulent Octo- The cottonwoods that fringe The streamlets take the tinge Through opal haze the sumac bush is burning; The lazy zephyr's tisp. Through cornfields dry and crisp Their fond regrets for days no more returning. The farm-dog leaves the house To flush the timid grouse; The languid, steers on, blue-stem lawn are feeding; The evening twilight sees The rising Pleiades, While autumn suns are to the south receding To me there comes no thrill Of looseness or chill As leafyts fade from branches elm or oaken; As lifelessly they hang, To me there comes no ping. To me no graef the falling leaves betoken. As summer's floral gems Bequeath us withered stems, And autumn shattered relies dry andumber, So do thees, lives of ours. Like summer leaves and flowers, Flourish apace, and in their ripeness slumber. REPORT OF THE QUILL CLUB. When Mr. Edson announced the title of his paper as "A Bailad of Heart's Desire," everybody expected a satire or at least a little cleverly concealed irony. Everybody was disappointed. The bailad was filled with the spirit of knight-errantry and no one seemed to regret that, after all, it was a modern lover who had sought and found his "heart's desire." One possibly unfavorable criticism was offered—that the poem was not long enough! He read another short poem on "Smoking." Miss Greene read a paper, "A Short Study of Elizabeth Barrett Browning." Mr. Winton read "Friends," a short story appearing in the October Bookman and its merits and demerits were briefly discussed. MINING JOURNAL At the meeting of the Mining Engineers Tuesday, Millard Shaler occupied the time with a discussion of the lead and zinc ores or Arkansas. Mr. Shaler worked last year on the U. S. Geological Survey in Arkansas and Indian Territory and has many interesting stories. BOURBON COUNTY ORGANIZES. On October 18th, a Bourbon County Club was organized at 1308 Ohio with thirteen members. The following officers were elected: President, C. W. Ashbaugh; vice-president, Miss Alice Rose; secretary and treasurer, Miss Mina Everett; sergeant-at-arms, Sage Taylor. This, being the first meeting, was purely a business one, but after this the club intends to meet frequently for social evenings. All students from Bourbon county are requested to join. Frank Felt went to Chanute last Saturday. Vic-Vic-Vic! Alcohol Stoves at Hoadley's. Guess what it is—Bu-su-ca. Sold at the Oread Cafe. The juniors will give a dance at 1. O, O. F. hall Saturday, Oct. 31. READY FOR WINTER? Wanted, by a girl, a girl roommate. 140l Ky. St. Modern conveniences. No!! Need a new suit, or last year's cleaned and pressed. Well go to Hollingsbury, the Practica Tailor. 841 Mass. St. SMILE!! "God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said—That is Good." In joke I called her a lemon nice. But soon felt more like lemon ice. And she -she was the freezer. Ex To run an auto And kill folks 18 really a-la-mode— But I prefer To drive a horse, Because he can't explode. Ex. "There's room at the top," the seni or said, As he placed his hand on the jun ior's head — Ex. It took place in a dairy. The milkman was pouring milk through a fine wire sieve. Hundreds of microbes were caught in the meshes. Other microbes sat on the edge of the crock and looked sorrowful. Their relations were being strained. -Ex. Pat and his friend Mike had killed a snake in the field. As the tail of the snake continued to oscillate, Sigma Chi will entertain with a domino dance Saturday, Oct. 31. Miss Mande Grimes of Topeka is the guest of Miss Anna Hawk. Some Fireworks at Hoadleys. Pictures and Posters at Boughon's, 1625 Mass. St. Miss Blanche Paulen of Fredonia has pledged to Chi Omega. M. W. Parker last left week for a month's stay in Indian Territory. Pat remarked to his friend: Harriet Williams is the guest of University friends for a few days. Tom Hudson went to Kansas City Monday to see the Horse Show. Fred Boyles, 639 Mass. St., is the Student's printer. Try him when you need any programs. Tel. 605 red. The freshman class will have a party next Friday evening in Pythian hall. See the latest etchings at the Squires' Studio, 925 Mass. St. They will be sure to please you and your friends. Prof Haworth was in Kansas City Mouday. Gene Burt of Leavenworth was the guest of friends today for the Haskell game. Party supplies a specialty at Kellar's. A full line of Spalding Athletic Goods at Smith's News Depot. Best artificial teeth. Amalgam fillings, 50 cents; gold fillings, half the usual price; painless extracting 25 cents. Office over Ober's. Dr. Wheeler, 821 Mass. St.; hours 8 to 6. Fifteen years at present location. Theme Paper by the pound at Boughton's, 1025 Mass. St. "There's nothing better than DIVINITY unless it's more DIVINITY." Vic Kellar. $8.00 "And is he dead Mike do ye think? "Oh yis, sure," said Mike, "he's dead but he ain't conscious of it yit."—Ex. "You are a brick I do aver." Quoth Fred to Bessie at his side; "A sort of pressed brick, as it were." She laughingly replied—Ex. The junior class held a meeting Tuesday at which time the date of the Prom was decided upon. It was also deced to give a party next Saturday night. Said the Jam, as he gave the roll a spread. "Have you heard the news distress in me?" Last night the Lobster turned quite red. Mr. Kindly I hear poor Brother Littleton left all he had to the children's home. Did he leave much? Mrs. Sorry! Eight sons and three daughters. Ex. When he saw the salad dressing. Ex Teacher - Tommy, who was Joan of Arc? Tommy (who was considered great at gue sing) Noul's wife. Kx Quiz Books at Oread Cafe. Mr. Bartlett of Wellington visited his son Samuel the later part of the week. Prof. Blake did not meet his classes Tuesday and Wednesday on account of sickness. Poster Boards at Hoadley's. Prof. Emerson of the pharmacy school spoke before the chemica seminary last week. Buy COLONIAL SPIRITS for your Chafing Dish of Us. Special prices to students. Hale's Red Cross Pharmacy, 711 Mass. St. Harry Goodrich of the school of pharmacy attended a wedding at Lecompton last week. Prof. Wilcox will address the University Y.M.C.A. in the Christian church, Sunday at 4:30. Fountain pens, inks, pencils, photo holders, books, pound, box and tablet papers, cheaper than usual at 639 Mass, St.- F. J. Boyles. Billy Ingram of Manhattan. was the guest of friends during the early part of the week. F. A, McCoy, sr., of Sawyer will arrive Monday to the guest of his son, F. A, McCoy, jr., for a few days. Mr. and Mrs. Vandegrift of Kansas City were the guests of their daughter, Grace Vandegrift, Monday. Claude Brown, Ralph Love and Malcolm McNaughton went to Ft. Riley Sunday to take part in the maneuvers. Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pens in stock at Smith's News Depot. COLONIAL SPIRITS Hale's Red Cross Pharmacy, 711 Mass. St. Arch Black, who was in the University last year, is working for the Missouri & Kansas Telephone Company in Kansas City. Go to the Oread Cafe for good cigars. Best brands in the city handled there. The Little Pug, The Flyer and Tampanola. Manufactured by Aug. Pierson. --at Special Corset Values IN THE NEW MODELS. At $1.00 New Princess or dip hip, long or short waisted in W.B. , Warners, Thompson or Kabo. We show popular makes and aim to combine quality, style and comfort in selecting them. At $1.50 Princess hip models with front and side supporters. --at IF YOU WISH to get your work done by the BEST BARBERS IN LAWRENCE call at The Crystal Barber Shop NIC MASSACHUSETTS STREET Hair Cutting and Massage a Specialty. Ladies Massage given at shop or home. Best equipped shop in the city. Four Barbers. Just received a shipment of the latest things in Box Paper. Bargains in broken lots. 35 cent to 75 cent boxes for 30 cents. LATEST STYLES. WOLF'S BOOK STORE. Y --- The 'VARSITY PANTATORIUM Is Particularly a Kansas University Affair. 800 MASS. ST. UP STAIRS, PHONE 561 GREEN. y We make a specialty of Calling for and Delivering carments when you wish them RATES, $1.25 MONTHLY We cater to the Ladies in Cleaning etc. of Wab仕s, Skirts, Jackets, White Gloves and Long Coats. CRESOLINE METHOD USED. =end Your Laundry to the R. E. PADFIELD, K. S. U. agent. Phone 333. Perfect Work. Suits Cleaned and Pressed, Satisfaction Guaranteed, Laundry collected on Monday and Thursday. LAWRENCE STEAM LAUNDRY. GO TO J.A. SPAULDING The Finest Line of Staple and Fancy Groceries. The Court House Grocery, New Soaps and Perfumes Some Exceptionally Fine Woodward & Co.'s Some are imported; some are not. The "not" ones are as good as the other, and your money goes farther. A word to the student is sufficient. AT A FOUNTAIN PEN is almost a necessity Buy a Paul E. Wirt $1.50 and upwards. Fully Guaranteed. --- W.E SPALDING, 807 MASS. ST. 819 MASS. ST. Rowlands and Stevenson BOOKSELLERS AND STATIONERS. IF YOU DON'T WEAR J;B. Watkins, P., C.A. Hill, V. Press, B. H. Tucker, Cash, W. E. Hazen, Asc. C Hart, Schaffner & Marx Clothes you don't wear the right kind. When you see those snappy Suits and Top Coats we are showing you will know what we mean. Capital $100,000. Surplus $20,000. WatkinsNationalBank The Opposite Frazer Hall. The Oread Cafe, Short order budles and regular meals six days of the week. Drafting Instruments a Specialty. Fine Candies and Pies. Orders taken for Books. Stationery and Quiz Books kept in stock. Lawrence Business College. Day and Evening Sessions. Over Lawrence National Bank No Where On Earth Especially, in Lawrenec Is there a printing office better equipped for turning out modern, up-to-date commercial Job Printing kits, Catalogues, Wedding Announcements and Cards, in fact nothing is too complicated but what the LEGAL NEWS PRINTING OFFICE Will turn out in the most satisfactory complete manner, guaranteeing satisfaction or you do not need to take your work from the shop. Try Us. We Mean Business Phone 164 Red. Phone 164 Red. 734 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kansas. --stop at the Hiawatha Cafe for anything in the short order line. Everything served in the neatest way possible. We make a speciality of serving oysters in every style. We wish to announce that we have opened a Ladies' Dining Room separate from our lunch counter. Open after the dances and other attractions. ASK FOR THE WALK-OVER SHOE FOR MEN Copyrights ASK FOR THE WALK-OVER SHOE FOR MEN SOLD ONLY BY Starkweather Shoe Co. Copyrights 4. SOLD ONLY BY Starkweather Shoe Co. DRANATICS. Continued from page 1. appointed. They are Mr. Kube and Mr. Hulbert. At the regular meeting of the club Thursday night the third act of "Alabama" was put into rehearsal. It is believed that by the end of next week rehearsals will have been held on all four acts of the play. There are three or four negro melodies introduced in the play of "Alabama." These songs are sung by the plantation darkies. This phase of the play will be under the general direction of Mr.Worley. While all the parts in the play have been assigned, the cast of characters will not be published for one or two weeks. In the meantime no official as no investment will be made of the cast of the play. Novels Exchanged at Hoadley's. Nuts, sugar, milk and butter for FUDGE at Vic's. Frank Merrill of Pooha was visit ing friends on the hill this week. University Views at Bontonton's New Stationery store, 1025 Mass. St Don't forget the dancing school in Pythian hall every Saturday evening John Bender has been in Kansas City the past week attending the Horse Show. Dave Randall left last week for Ft. Riley where he will attend the encampment: Hot and cold lunch served from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m. at Vic's. Duce Seewir and Willard Taft of Kansas City witnessed the foot ball game Saturday. If you are dissatisfied with your boarding place, try the Sanderson Club, 1300 Ohio. Judge Green of Guthrie, Oklahoma, was the guest of his son Thursday and Friday. All desiring to join a first-class Co-operative Club, see Platz, White or Flory at 1300 Ohio at once. Call at corner of Adams and Mass. streets for something tasty in the eating line. Leo Crabbs and James Russell of Kausas City attended the Pi Phi party Friday evening. Diet Chocolate, Tomato and Beef Bolloon at Raymond's, Long Branch Wafers accompany. Go to Smith's News Depot for Swaters and Jerseys. Cure Cure for Corns and Warts This preparation relieves the tenderest of corns and removes them entirely. Manufactured by Barber Bros., 909 Massachu- Y. W. C.A. NOTES. The meeting of the Y. W. C. A. Wednesday was devoted to "Conventional Echoes". Reports were given by 12 different phases of the work at the late Y. W. C. A. convention held at Baldwin, Oct. 15 to 18, inclusive. Each of the thirty-nine Kansas University girls who attended gave her impression of the convention. The meeting which was led by Miss Lydia Lindsey was a very successful one. DIVINITY at the Oread Cafe. Walter Herrick will spend Sunday in Kansas City. Albert Worley was visiting friends here last Sunday. E. R. Moses and sister left Friday for Kansas City to remain over Sunday Charles Fisher, ex 708, was the guest of friends the early part of the week. Cream of Roses after shaving and for chapped hands and tips. Raymond makes it. Samples free. Engineers, you will save money by buying your instruments of J. S.Boughton. Good, healthy food is the most essential thing for a student. You get that at the Sanderson Club, 1300 Ohio. Misses Addie, Ruth and Ruby Jackson were called to their home at Horton this week by the death of a brother. Something new at the Oread Cafe It's home made candies without the trouble and expense of making them yourself. Chancellor Strong went to Kansas City Tuesday to be present at a meeting of the Kansas Educational World's Fair Commissioners. You can't all be on foot ball teams and get exercise enough to cure golds but you can use Raymond's 2014 Cure with success. Squires', the winner of the gold medal at the photographic convention, can surely please you, if you want something swell in the photo line. 925 Mass. St. All kinds of stationery and School Supplies at a great saving in price at Boyles' Store, 639 Mass. St. Shouldn't wonder if the squash pies don't taste as mother made them, that saw dust cinnamon has been used to season. Suggest to the powers that be that they get Raymond's Spices. "Them's good." Miss Rose Morgan was down from Leavenworth a few days last week. If you want a pleasant and profitable employment during your spare hours for about two months, call on E. H. Ellingsworth at the New Eldridge or at the Booklover's Library. He has a good proposition for four or five energetic students. PHARMACY ALUMNI NOTES M. R. Smith, '98, formerly clerk for Gus R. Hoffman of Ellsworth, was for a short time during the summer, at Russell. He is now clerking at Emporia, John W. Cone, '01, is in business at Riley. Our readers remember that last spring the drug store of E. J. Thomas, '00 at the above named city, was destroyed by fire. The stock carried some insurance, and Mr. Thomas proceeded to purchase a new stock, which was soon bought by Mr. Cone. The latter reports that he is well pleased with his location in all respects. James M. Letta, '00 has lately returned to his home at Wilson, after having spent some six months at Exceellior Springs. We regret to state that of late Mr. Letta's health has been very poor, while his general health is improved, he is not yet well. He is contemplating a trip to Colo The corresponding secretary wishes to state that he is no longer at the chemistry building, having entered the employ of H. L. Raymond & Co. early in the summer. He is placed at a disadvantage in the matter of obtaining news concerning the association members, as he meets only a few pharmacy students. Some members have kindly sent in items, which were duly appreciated. Please send him any matter which may be of interest to the association and when in Lawrence do not forget to call at his "office" at 831 Massachusetts street. Next Thursday evening the members of the two Mission Study classes will be entertained by Mrs. Payne at her home, 1300 Oread. Any others who are interested in missions are invited to be present to meet Miss Dr. McGovran who has just returned from India. Y. M. C. A. NOTES. . Some of the Y. M. C. A. men will have charge of the Association meeting at Haskell Institute Sunday evening. The regular meeting tomorrow will be addressed by Dr. Wilcox. These meetings are well worth attending. Remember the time 4:30 to 5:30. An athletic fraternity has been formed at the University of Iowa. Chapters will be established in practically every American University. The chief object of the fraternity is to spread a bond of fellowship among college athletes and to remove the feeling of distrust and suspicion which sometimes marks the athletic relations of competing Universities. Membership is to be limited to those entitled to wear the 'Varsity initial of the University in which chapters may be established. Oysters in every old style at Vic Kellar's. Try the home made candies at the Oread Cafe. When you are out hunting for a little amusement don't forget the bowling alley. Remember you can bring your ladies and enjoy yourselves any time. Alleys let to private parties at a reasonable rate. 928 Mass, St. W. H. Tolles, prop. --stop at the Hiawatha Cafe for anything in the short order line. Everything served in the neatest way possible. We make a speciality of serving oysters in every style. We wish to announce that we have opened a Ladies' Dining Room separate from our lunch counter. Open after the dances and other attractions. STUDENTS: 820 Mass. St., opposite Ober's. DAHLENE BROS. THE HIAWATHA CAFE. --presents---- You Need No Moneu To gain admittance to the Imperial Dancing Academy if you do not dance. We would be pleased to have you call and watch our class work. We claim that we have the best school of dancing in the State of Kansas, and only ask you to investigate our methods and talk with our pupils. You don't need to buy a ticket to join our classes, but pay nightly and come whenever you can. Hall open all day. IMPERIAL DANCING ACADEMY. Phone 510 Blue. Residence, Main 426 Florsheim & Co. are makers of fine shoes only, and no better values are shown in these $5.00 grades. Fisher & Son. We have added this well known line to our already well selected standard lines in $5.00 shoes. We call special attention to their Corona Blucher lace Hylo, or Potay last, one of the newest lasts out. These we can show you in A B C width. For a neat every day shoe for fall and winter, the Havava Blucher Eton last double sole is a very strong line, widths A B C D. Toys! Toys! Tops! at Hoadley's. THE FLORSHEIM SHOE FOR MEN Ralph Kindell is quite ill. Frank Gold is enjoying a visit from his father. Mr. and Mrs. S. H. Jackman or Minneapolis, Kansas, were renewing acquaintances on the hill the firs of the week. SAVE YOUR MONEY. George Hollingbery, the Practical Tailor, will make you a Pure Wool Suit for $15. 8H Mass. St. Bowersock Opera House. One Night Only. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27. ...as... SHYLOCK Special engagement of JOSEPH DE GRASSE. In Joseph Shipman's New York production of The Merchant of Venice. Entire scenic equipment, elaborate costumes. PRICES $1.00, 75c and 50c 25c This production is under the same management that so successfully toured "The Prisoner of Zenda" and "Puddinhead Wilson" Seat sale opens at Woodward's drug store Monday. 3 NIGHTS 3 Commencing THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1903 In a selection of this year's great comedy success, Opening in the four-acute comedy THE IRVING FRENCH CO. "A Runaway Wife" PRICES 10c,20c and 30c. CAROLINA 100-265 709-238 LADIES FREE free opening night only. If accompanied by an escort with one paid 30e ticket if purchased before 6 p. m. Thursday. The laughing success of the season. High class singing and dancing specialties at every performance. Rich costumes and special scenery for cace act throughout Seat sale at Woodward's. One Night Only. One Night Only. MONDAY, NOVEMBER2 JOS. C. LOGAN Mr. Clay Clement and a Star Cast Company In his own Unique Idyllie Comedy "THE NEW DOMINION" Prices 25c, 50c 75c 1.00 Boxes$1.50. Advance seat sale at Woodward's drug store. 1870-1903. Thirty-Three Years Ago Innes Started in Business in Lawrence. Kindly permit us to make our bow in acknowledgment of the measure of success kindly bestowed upon us in the thirty-three years of business in Lawrence. We will celebrate the event by giving our patrons A WEEK OF FAMOUS BARGAINS IN EVERY DEPARTMENT, commencing Monday, October 26, ending Saturday night, Oct. 31. We extend a country-wide invitation to visit this ANNIVERSARY SALE. Innes, Bullene & Hackman. The Big Store of Lawrence. Kansas University Weekly. THE ONLY OFFICIAL AND AUTHORIZED WEEKLY PUBLICATION AT THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. VOL: XII. GEO. DAVIES. The Student's Tailor. Carries a full line of Imported and Domestic Woolens. Lowest possible prices. Students' wardrobes taken care of. A. P HULTS, DENTIST. No. 735 Massachusetts Street. EASTERN STAR BAKERY Fine Pastries and Buns. Sweet Cakes a Specialty. Parties supplied. DONNELLY BROS., LIVERY, BOARDING, and HACK STABLES. All Rubber Tire Rigs. Cor. 7th and New Hampshire. Phone 106 THE TIPTON BARBER SHOP. BATH PRICES. Single Bath, 25c; 7 Baths, $1.00: 15 Baths, $2.60; 24 Baths, $3.00; Baths for school year, $5.00. R. H. STEWART, Prop PARK GROCERY SAGURDAY. OCGOBER 31.1903. carries a fine line of Maple Syrup and Pan Cake Flour. Scudder's Maple Sugar. AKERS & SHANK Go o... William Wiedemann, ICES, ICE CREAM and FINE CONFECTIONERY A Choice of Lowney's Chocolates always to be had. 37 Miss. S t. Phone 18 MRS. PRENTISS MRS. PRENITT THE HOME STORE, Candies, School Supplies, Notions. Fancy woolen Shawls made to order Fine Cakes. Ed Anderson's Restaurant and Confectionery. Student's Headquarters. 941 Mass. St. Telephone 14 Bakery & Restaurant. Chas. L. Hess Meat Market. Mrs. F. M. Williams. EVERYTHING GOOD TO EAT Come for Pies and Cakes. $838_{1/2}$ Massachusetts St. Phone 550 Grav. I have several slightly used Full Dress Suits to sell. Call and ace them. Protsch THE TAILOR. 717 Mass. St. Ground Floor Washburn-5. K. U.-0 CALDWELL'S FIELD GOALA WINNER. At the end of the first half of the Kansas-Washburn game the score stood 5 to 0 in favor of Washburn. Ches. Cooke kicked off for K. U. and Caldwell returned the ball 10 yards. Mellish made a 25 yard run and Mehl made a 7 yard run. When Kansas regained the ball Allen pushed the pigskin along 3 yard's worth and Rice doubled this gain by adding another 3 yards. Mehl brought the unhappy bell back 3 yards. At this period Cooke was disabled and Woodford put in his place. Washburn was then held for downs. Woodford made a $ \frac{1}{2} $ yard gain but K.U. was also held for downs. Mellish and Mehl each made 2 yards and after Washburn had gained 2 more, Mehl bucked the line for another 3. Just after Pooler was put in at quarter Caldwell made a field goal from the University's 18 yard line. Pooler made the next kickoff for K. U. and Washburn was held for downs after a series of hard line bucks. The boys from Lawrence could make no gain on the sloppy field and Washburn was given an opportunity to advance $ 1 \frac{1}{2} $ yards when K. U got the ball on a fumble. Our boys put up a stiff fight but were again help. Washburn was forced to kick and although Allen brought the ball back 10 yards, K. U. also had to punt. Mellish then gained $ 3 \frac{1}{2} $ and Caldwell 1, while Washburn was penalized 20 yards for an offside play. Our boys again forced the ball along for a 4 yard gain,and then Rice made an end run for 15 yards. At the beginning of the second half Caldwell kicked and Allen caught the ball on the ten yard line and returned it 15 yards. K.U. then made 5, $ 4 \frac{1}{2} $ and 2 but lost on downs. Caldwell fumbled and Pooler scooped the ball. Toward the end of the first half our men were playing a fine game. The Kansas gains were then as follows: 2-2-5-7-2-2-5-2-1-5-2 3-6-1-3-2-4-2-1; when Washburn got the ball. After making a gain of 1 yard then $ _{1/2} $ she stop at the Hiawatha Cafe for anything in the short order line. Everything served in the neatest way possible. We make a specialty of serving Oysters in every style. We wish to announce that we have opened a Ladies' Dining Room separate from ourunch counter, open after the dances and other attractions. STUDENTS: punted 16 yards, K. U. was held for downs. Washburn gained 1-1 and then punted 17 yards, K. U. again began to make steady gains, 1-3-3. At this time Fleishman and Caldwell were retired d to continued their fistic exhibition undisturbed. Griggs was put in at half and Woodford transferred to end. Kansas continued her gains, 3-2-5-20-1. Washburn gained a yard but became nervous and punted. K. U. put the spheroid through the air 18 yards and Washburn brought it back 1-2 and a 20 yard punt. K. U. was penalized for holding. When time was called for second half Kansas had been making steady gains and Topeka had simply kept punting the ball. THE HIAWATHA CAFE, 820 Mass. St., opposite Ober's. DAHLENE BROS As was to be expected the game was marred by the unkindness of the weather man. The ground was muddy and a thick mist kept arising from the field. The special dispatches make a very favorable comment upon the work of the K, U. Band. POPULAR LECTURES. The students will be glad to learn that a lecture committee has been appointed to manage public lectures during the winter The committee will co-operate with similar committees in the Universities of Missouri and Nebraska to secure as many as possible of the men in public life and educational work for addresses or informal talks from time to time before the students. President Draper was persuaded come up from Kansas City to speak in Chapel last Thursday. On November 6th a lecture on the art discoveries in Pompeii will be given by Professor Kelsey of the University of Michigan, secretary of the American Archaeological Institute. A list of the lectures and other University entertainments will be found each week at the head of a column on the editorial page of this paper. THE UNIVERSITY LECTURE COURSE A University lecture course has been arranged for the winter to be under the management of Mr. U. S. G. Plank, business manager of athletics. The course will include three concerts and three lectures;the first entertainment being the Ovide Musin concert on the evening of December 7th. Course tickets at $1.50 for the six entertainments will be placed on a sale immediately after the Thanksgiving vacation. I have a few views of the museum and of Blake hall which I will sell to my student customers for 5 cents each. Any one who trades even 10 cents worth is a customer. Boughton's New Stationery Store 1025 Mass, St. NEWS ITEMS. Once more the freshmen are to the front. The numerals '07 appeared upon the stand-tower Sunday morning for the first time. Missouri is certainly adhering to the one man system in athletics. Reports from her recent game with Simpson say that team work was lacking and all her gains were made by individual playing. W. J. Coleman and G. E. Tucker, two old Kansas foot ball players, were officials in the Kansas Haskell game last Saturday. Mr. Coleman used to play center on the 'Varsity and Geo. Tucker was a star half. At a meeting of the sophomore class last Tuesday it was decided to give a sophomore play some time during the spring term. It is the intention of the 'class to put on a play burlesquing University affairs after the idea of the senior plays. A committee will be appointed in a few days to commence the writing of the play. The Chancellor's words in chapel Monday morning met with the approval of all. He emphasized the fact that a permanent study organization is necessary in all athletics of the University, if all the teams expect to be successful. The Athletic board met Tuesday and Manager Plauk was authorized to have bleachers built to accommodate 600 people. Four new section of seats will be added, each 75 feet long. Something n w a t the Oreed Cafe. It's home made candies without the trouble and expense of making them yourself. NO.8. Mr. Pipers of Kansas City was in Lawrence Wednesday conferring with Dean Green. The result was the buying of a large addition of books for the law library Go to the Oread Cafe for good cigars. Best brands in the city handled there. The Little Pug, The Flyer and Tampanola. Manufactured by Aug. Pierson. HASKELL-12. MISSOURI-0. The Haskell Indians added another scalp to their belt when they defeated Missouri today. The game was played under the most unfavorable conditions. The mud was ankle deep and there were few in the bleachers to cheer the boys on. Both teams put up a plucky fight. At the end of the first half Haskell made 6 on a fumble, while Missouri had nothing to show for her trouble and her dirty clothes. During the second half both teams continued to play good ball but Haskell was lucky enough to make 6 more INTERCOLLEGIATE NEWS. Although the score stands 12 to 0 in favor of Haskell yet the score is no indication of the strength of the respective teams. Neither eleven could show their strength on the muddy ground. Missouri was additionally unfortunate in loosing the first touchdown on a fumble. Chicago University has received $3,000,000 for archaeological research in Egypt and Babylon. Some sophomores at the University of Michigan succeeded recently in "working" several innocent freshmen for eight dollars or more of their book money. The sophomores gathered together on the campus a likely looking lot of '07 men and kept them within hearing distance of a touching harangue one of the upper classmen delivered. The conscientious soph. declared that the cannon that adorns the campus had been bent during the class rush, and the faculty had decided that the freshmen would have to pay for the repairs. At the end of the talk the hat was passed and when the returns were all in a trifle less than eight dollars had been collected. The sophomores adjourned 'till evening when a banquet of eight dollars' worth was enjoyed amid toasts to '07. --and CLOTHES TO SUIT THE WEATHER. Cravenette. Mackinettee Mackintosh COATS. our own patterns and styles OBER'S THE CLOTHIER WE SELL UMBRELLAS AND RUBBERS. DON'T FORGET IT. t tl by THE KANSAS UNIVERSITY WEEKLY. Editor-in-Crief } { ROSCOE CHANBERS Associates } { J. B. WILSON Arthus BAYNE Sporting Editor } { C. W. LOVELACE Local Editor } { RAY BARTON Society Editor } { MARY L. JOHNSON Literary Editor } { MARY BURWELL Business Manager } { J. K. BRADY EXECUTIVE BOARD. EXECUTIVE BOARD W. P. Shaw, C. I. Edson, E. B. Black, J. B. Riemon, Geo. Hanson, J. P. Neff. Roy B. Winton, H. C. Byrnes, W. L. Kepler. Entered at Lawrence Post Office no second class mail matter. Shares in the WEEKLY $1.00 each, entitling the holder to the paper for two years, may be had of the Secretary and Treasurer, George Foster or at the WEEKLY office. Subscription price 50 cents per annum in advance. Single copies 5 cents. Address all communications to J. R Brady, Business Mgr., Lawrence, Kan. Oklahoma comes next, Then Nebraska, Then Missouri. We are going to win all three THE SOPHOMORE class evidently intends to be heard from this year. It was thought that their defeat at the hands of the freshmen had totally silenced them; but now they announce that they intend to give a play. T BECOMES necessary once or twice every year to call the attention of university students to some of the conveniences in the different buildings and how they should be used. If used in the right way the accommodations in the halls will add greatly to the welfare of all. Besides this main bulletin board there are several others in Fraser hall which contain the announcements of special departments or university interests. In the north hall the bulletins of the law school and the athletic association may be found. In the south hall many of the clubs and societies have private bulletins in convenient places on the walls. In fact all of the departments in nearly all of the buildings have bulletins up in some conspicuous place. The bulletin board in the south hall of the main building is one of the conveniences. If every student will make it a business to look over this at least once every day he will save much time and very often many steps. If there is going to be a class meeting, or club meeting, it will be announced on this general bulletin board; if he will watch this general source of information relative to University affairs much trouble will be saved to everybody. There are labeled boxes in some of the buildings for the use of the students. In the south wing of Fraser hall are some mail boxes; judging from the large number of envelopes that are scattered through these pigeon holes there are many students who don't know of their existence. At the foot of the basement steps of the library are a hundred or more boxes for the convenience of students who do not wish to carry their books down the hill. If placed in these boxes the books are comparatively safe, but if they are left lying about in the reading rooms they will be taken up, and if not claimed will, by "right of possession," become the property of the library. Another word relative to the use of magazines and periodicals in the library. Each one of these has its own special place; if a periodical is not put back in its own place after it is used, it is in a way lost. The next one who wants the magazine in all probability will not be able to find it. This applies to the weekly papers as well as to the monthly publications. All the students like to read their home papers sometime during the week if these are left on the table or not put back in the proper box, the people who want the papers next will very probably not find them. These annoyances, in the main, are owing to thoughtlessness. Students should use the conviences in the various buildings in the right way, they should read the bulletin boards, and keep informed as to what is happening in the University. They should above all be thoughtful and considerate of others, and should put the papers and magazines in their right places after using them. * CHAS. L. EDSON has announced that he will shortly publish a volume entitled "Ballads of the Boys." No one who has read Mr. Edson's productions will have any doubt as to the success of his new venture for all of his writings reveal marked literary ability. Mr. Edson is strictly a Kansas University writer. The first notice he received in the literary world was through his publication of the "Automobile", a monthly magazine, which abounded with good stories and poems from the pen of its young editor. In addition to this work he has written tor numerous newspapers and magazines. Aside from his ability as a writer, he possesses more than orninary talent as an artist. His drawings always attract notice. Many of the University students are anxiously awaiting the appearance of the new book and are glad of the opportunity to prove their appreciation for Mr. Edsons' work. The attention of the college world has been called to a case of flagrant plagiarin. The leader of the class of '03 at Brown, a Jew, who worked his way through college, and who arrived in America only a few years ago, delivered an oration on "Anti-Semiticism," which made an unusual impression, and won him the $100 medal given for the best oration delivered at commencement by a member of the graduating class. It was found that the oration was plagiarized in a large degree from an oration given at Hamilton College, N. Y., some years ago. The University has withdrawn the medal. So intricate are the difficulties existing between the freshmen and sophomores at the University of Iowa, the upper classmen are planning to organize a board of arbitration. BULLET IN. TUESDAY, NOV. 3RD. Hoyt's "A Bunch of Keys" at Bowersock'a. Mr. Clay Clement in "The New Dominion," at Howersock's. MONDAY, NOV. 2ND. WEDNESDAY, NOV. 4TH. George Wessels and Mildred Hall in "Lady Audry's Secret" at Bower-sock's. FRIDAY, NOV. 6TH Prof Kelsey's lecture on "Recent Discoveries in Pompeii" in University hall. FRIDAY, NOV. 6TH. SATURDAY, NOV. 7TH. Foot ball-Kansas vs. Oklahoma on McCook. PROFESSOR KELSEY'S LECTURE. Professor Kelsey has been beer compelled to change his itinerary in such a way as to make it impossible for him to be here more than one day. Hence he will give but one lecture. That will be in University hall Friday evening Nov. 6th, the subject being "Recent Discoveries in Pompeii." It will be illustrated, and will be free to all. Prof. Kelsey is the Secretary of the American Institute of Archaeology, and is traveling and lecturing in the interest of that society. He is the translator and editor of the best general book on Pompeii yet published, written by the German veteran in Pompeian investigations, Mau. University hall ought to be filled with students and faculty to hear him. INTERCOLLEGIATE NEWS. The Christian Association at Cornell University is rather aggressive. They are inaugurating a plan to attract preparatory men to Cornell through the visits of undergraduates to the different schools. The scheme is considered a rational and dignified method of setting before prospective students the advantages of the University. This is expected to bring to Cornell the men who are not distinguished in athletics but who will do honor to their alma mater. The University of Chicago has within a short time received $300,000 for archaeological research in Egypt and Babylon. The fund at hand insures a continuance of the work for at least ten years. The athletic field at the University of Minnesota is one of the finest in the country. It includes base ball and foot ball fields, tennis courts, a fine quarter mile track and a club house for the use of university athletes. The grandstand and bleachers accommodate 15,000 people; the field covers eight acres and is valued at $60,000. Students at California have made arrangements for a University night at Idora Park, San Francisco. The college is to have exclusive control of the park for the night, and will put on its own vaudeville show, receiving all the money accruing therefrom. Their object is to get money to properly equip the 'varsity crew which will represent California in an inter-collegiate race against Stanford and Washington in the spring. On account of the lack of support among the students, the University of Oregon has discontinued its literary monthly. IF YOU WISH to get your work done by the BEST BARBERS IN LAWRENCE call at The Crystal Barber Shop 812 MASSACHUSETTS STREET. Hair Cutting and Massage a Specialty. Ladies Massage given at shop or home. Best equipped shop in the city. Four Barbers. Just received a shipment of the latest things in Box Paper. Bargains in broken lots. 35 cent to 75 cent boxes for 30 cents. LATEST STYLES. WOLF'S BOOK STORE. A. G. Spalding & Bros. OFFICIAL Foot Ball Supplies ARE MADE IN ACCORDANCE WITH OFFICIAL RULES. SCOOTER Foot Ball Guide, containing the new rules. 10cents. Spalding's handsome- somely illustrated catalogue of Fall and Winter Sports containing all the new things in foot wear free to any address. Scoffling's Official A. G. SPALDING & BRO. How to Play Foot Ball. By Walter Camp. New Edition. Per copy, 10 cents. New York. Chicago, Philadelphia, San Francisco, Boston, Baltimore, Buffalo, St. Louis, Kansas City, Minneapolis, Denver, Montreal, Canada; London, England. ED. THOMAS, RESTAURANT FRESH OYSTERS. Fruits and Nuts G O T O Metner's Photo Rooms For First-Class Work Only. Special attention given to students. Guenther, The Grocer Feeds the hungry students Because he carries Everything. --is there a printing office better equipped for turning out modern, up-to-date commercial Job Printing Booklets, Catalogues, Wedding Announcements and Cards, in fact anything is too complicated but what the See him Mr. Steward, at 721 Mass. Everything Cheap for Cash. The Jayhawer Club. 1202 KENTUCKY STREET, For Ladies and Gentlemen. $2.75 per week. J. B. WILSON, Steward. Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000. Surplus $20,000. B, J. Watkins, Pres. C, A. Hill, V. Pres. C, H. Tucker, Chash W, E. Hazen, Ast. Cr Lawrence Business College. Day and Evening Sessions. Over Lawrence National Bank Some Exceptionally Fine New Soaps and Perfumes Woodward & Co.'s Some are imported; some are not. The "not" one are as good as the other, and your money goes farther. A word to the student is sufficient. Opposite Frazer Hall. The Oread Cafe, Short order lunches and regular meals six days of the week Fine Candies and Pies. Drafting Instruments a Specialty. Orders taken for Books. Stationery and Quiz Books kept in stock. No Where On Earth Espcially in Lawrenec LEGAL NEWS PRINTING OFFICE Will turn out in the most satisfactory complete manner, guaranteeing satisfaction or you do not need to take your work from the shop. Trv Us. We Mean Business Phone 164 Red. 734 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kansas. Bowersock Opera House. One Night Only. MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2 IOS. C. LOGAN JOS. C. LOGAN CHRISTOPHER GARDEN presents Mr. Clay Clement and a Star Cast Company In his own Unique Idylic Comedy "THE NEW DOMINION" Prices 25c, 50c 75c 1.00 Boxes$1.50. Advance seat sale at Woodward's drug store. FOOT BALL DAYS. N'' 50. rd'a The foot ball days have come again, the gladdest of the year; - One side of Willie's nose is gone, and Tom has lost an ear; Heaped on the field, the players jab and punch and claw and tear. They knock the breath from those beneath and gongue without care; They break each other's arms and legs, and pull joints out of place. And here and there is one who gets his teeth kicked from his face. The freshman and the sophomore, besmeared with grine and mud, Go galantly to get the ball and quit all bathed in blood; The senior knocks the junior down and kicks him in the chest, The high school boy is carried home and gently laid at rest. While here and there a crowded stand collapses 'neath its weight. And forty people get more than they paid for at the gate. O brave, O happy, careless days! How deep the mother's joy When time she thinks of all the things they're doing to her boy! How proud she is to know that he is on the team; how sweet His face appears to her since it is only bloody meat; With honest pride she lays away his amputated ear And puts his eye in alcohol to be a souvenir. -From The Weekly Columbian. REPORT OF THE OUILL GLUB The first critical paper of the year was given to the Club at its last meeting by Mr. Keyes. Miss Lynn and Mr. Edson took the chief part in the discussion which followed its delivery. Mr. Edson read a few poems written by a quaint Kansas writer, Robert West, whose very evident religious sincerity protects him in a measure from harsh criticism however much his verses may lack of literary merit. Miss Borland was elected an active member. Mr. Winton mentioned a few of the particularly good features in the current number of Harper's Monthly. FHARMACY NOTES. Otis Young visited in Leavenworth the first of the week. Geo. Pickering's presence of mind averted a conflagration last Tuesday. Clyde Funchess will visit his home in Topeka, Saturday and Sunday. Dr. Sayre has made two trips to Topeka this week on business of the Kansas Academy Meeting at Manhattan. All Pharmics living in Topeka are going home for Saturday and Sunday. Prof. Sayre is receiving specimens of Kansas plants from various parts of the State, which are creating interest from a medicinal standpoint. The Pharmic boys who came down from Lake View on a hand-car, Sunday, are pricking blisters now. ENGINEERING NOTES. The freshmen engineers began their mechanical drawing, Monday, under Prof. Hood. The shops are now heated by exhaust steam from the engine room, thus relieving the boiler house. An extra fireman has been added to the day shift at the shops. The class in railway surveying is building a railroad across the golf links, which will be complete (on paper.) " Ballads of the Boys." Her eyes are blue as blotting paper Her hair is red as brick. And subtle is her sylph-like form. As pungent licorice stick. O SMILE!! "God Smiled When He Put Humor into the Human Soul and Said—That is Good." There's a young lady named Perkins. Who's always fond of green gher- kins. She ate much spice In spite of advice That she pickled her internal work ings,-Ex. There was once a maiden named Clare. Who kept a fat rat in her hair; But her pet, a small cat, Did tackle that rat, And the poor girl now uses pumped air, -Ex. "Johnson, is dar a culled pusson mentioned in de Scriptures?" "Gway dah, chile; don't vow 'member nigga Dennis'." Ex. When happy I are I smokes my cigar And as the smoke rises Up to my eyes I thinks on you, love, And, oh, how I sighes!—E Clara Carr will be in Leavenworth over Sunday. Chester Cooke will spend Saturday in Herington. The Alpha Taus have pledged Linias Scherer of Newton. Chi Omega has pledged Miss Lucy Jones of Lawrence. Guess what it is—Bu-su-ca. Sold at the Aureo Cafe. The freshman class gave a dance last night in Eldridge hall. The boys who were at Ft. Riley last week came back Tuesday. Fountain pens, inks, pencils, photo holders, books, pound, box and tablet papers, cheaper than usual at 639 Mass. St., F. J. Boyles. Wanted, by a girl, a girl roommate. 140I Ky. St. Modern conveniences. "Ballads of the Boys." The Oreads will give dance next Friday night in Pythian hall. That they write their names in blood. Lee Clark of Winchester has pledged to Alpha Tan Omega. Try the home made candies at the Oread Cafe. And departing leave behind them. Half their faces in the mud. —Ex. Lives of foot ball men remind us "Ballads of the Boys." "Ballads of the Boys." Have you read them? Arthur Bradley, 02, is spending a short time in town. Buy a is almost a necessity The father asks; "How have you done The Utopia Club gave a Hallowe'en party Friday evening at 13:5 Vermont street. Fully Guaranteed Paul E. Wirt $1.50 and upwards. A FOUNTAIN PEN "Ef dere's milk in paradise dey mus' have cows dar," said Brother Williams, "en ef dey got honey da' dey sho mus' have bees, en whar bees is dey's blossoms, en whar blossoms is dey's always water melons in season, bless de Lord. Ex. Rowlands and Stevenson BOOKSELLERS AND STATIONERS The Rench Club gave a party Thursday night in honor of Clyde Baldwin. 819 MASS. ST. Mr. Griggs of Topeka was the guest of his brother Arthur Sunday, D.W. Relihan of Smith Center was the guest of his son Arthur on Sunday. Prof. Wilcox lectured at Waverly Friday evening on "Troy and Homer." Why does the razor-bill raise her bill? So that the sea-urchin can see her chin. In mastering ancient lore? "I did so well," replied the son, "They gave me an encore The faculty like me and hold me so dear They make me repeat my Fresh- man year.—Ex. A man to whom illness was chronic When told that he needed a tonic Said, "Oh, doctor, dear, Won't you please make it beer?" "No, no," said the doc, "that's Teutonic."- Princeton Tiger. Gene Ware of Topeka was in Lawrence Sunday. Go to Smith's News Depot for Sweaters and Jerseys. Baird Whitney was up from Topeka Sunday to visit friends. Quiz Books at Oread Cafe. Fred Wulfekahler will spend Saturday and Sunday in Leavenworth, Miss Maude Olander spent last Sunday at her home in Kansas City. Don't forget the dancing school in Pythian hall every Saturday evening The Phi Psis are wearing colors for Mr. Campbell, recently of Lincoln, Nebr. E. R. Moses of Great Bend visited E. R. Moses, jr., and Miss Grace Moses last Tuesday. Miss Cathryn Dunn, a former graduate of the University, is visiting Mrs. R.W.Cone. The sophomores are contemplating giving another party in the near future. Dix Fletcher, Clarence White and Frank Newton of Topeka we're visiting friends here Sunday. When you are out hunting for a little amusement don't forget the bowling alley. Remember you can bring your ladies and enjoy yourselves any time. Alleys let to private parties at a reasonable rate. 928 Mass, St. W. H. Tolles, prop. This preparation relieves the tenderest of corn s and removes them entirely. Manufactured by Barber Bros., 909 Massachu- Cure Cure for Corns and Warts --- You Need No Money To gain admittance to the Imperial Dancing Academy if you do not dance. We would be pleased to have you call and watch our class work. We claim that we have the best school of dancing in the State of Kansas, and only ask you to investigate our methods and talk with our pupils. You don't need to buy a ticket to join our classes, but pay nightly and come whenever you can. Hall open all day. IMPERIAL DANCING ACADEMY. Phone 510 Blue. Residence, Main 426 SOFA PILLOWS We are showing a large line of Pillow Tops, Pillow Cords, Art Denims and Draperies. Everything to make a Cosy Corner nice A. D. WE AVER. Send Your Laundry to the LAWRENCE STEAM LAUNDRY. R. E. PADFIELD, K. S. U. agent. Phone 333. Perfect Work. Suits Cleaned and Pressed. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Laundry collected on Monday and Thursday. Designed on Thursday and Saturday. GO TO J.A. SPAULDING AT The Court House Grocery, The Finest Line of Staple and Fancy Groceries. Hello Central OLD CLOTHES Give me everyone in Lawrence who has any CLOTHING they want cleaned, pressed or repaired I would like to tell them that the LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM, 2 West Warren Street, Phone 506 Gray is the best place in town to have it done Indiana Cash Grocery Quality is what is demonstrated as well as quantity and we have both. Stewards have found our prices cheapest. We can save you money. Latest Delicacies for Late Dinner Feed the Students. Phone 156. Pellet & Ellis. Prompt Delivery SHELLEY. Photographer 719 MASSACHUSETTS Phone----636 Pink COURT HOUSE MEAT MARKET. ERNEST SEIDEL, Proprietor. CHOICEST MEAT PRODUCTS Oysters in Season; Lawrence, Kansas. Telephone 193. We wish to announce that PERRIL & ELLIS have turned over to us THEIR LARGE LAUNDRY BUSINESS. We intend to satisfy all customers with prompt collection and delivery. ILES & EWING. K.S.U. Agents or Jackson's Laundry. --- OUR YOUNG MEN'S PANTS Are elegantly made and trimmed, and fit as well as tailor made pants. We expect that every one of you will give us a call before buying anything in this line. 829 MASS. M. J. SKOFSTAD. F --- The Surest Way TO KNOW GOOD SHOES IS TO WEAR THEM. We make a specialty of Shoes for the college trade. Our college shoes for young ladies and young men have the stamp of individuality-a certain character which individual people admire, hence are wonderfully popular. STARKWEATHER SHOE CO "Ballads'of the Boys." Japanse Pictures at Hoadley's. "Who said hamburg sandwich? Try one at Vic's. You will find the best eastern made chocolate at Vic's. Scott Kellogg of Kaunas City was the guest of friends Saturday and Sunday. Waterman's Ideal Fountain Pens in stock at Smith's News Depot. Vic went to Topeka Friday evening to see "our boys" beat Washburn. John Gephart's brother from Washburn visited him last Saturday and Sunday. Alcohol stoves at Hoadley's. You'll never know how good they are until you taste the candies at the Oread Cafe. Phi Delta Theta will entertain with a dancing party next Thursday for its new men. Other students smoke the Tampanola. Why don't you? Miss Ada Bechtel and Grace Moses attended the horse show in Kansas City Saturday. Dudley Doolittle was in Emporia today. Fine China Plates at Hoadley's Lucius Sayre, jr., is on crutches this week as the result of a bad fall and a sprained ankle sustained recently. See the latest etchings at the Squires' Studio, 925 Mass. St. They will be sure to please you and your friends. G. C. Baldwin has been spending the past week with University friends. He is working in Texas this winter, but will be back in school next year. Smile and relieve that home sick feeling by buying the home made candies at the Oread Cafe. Loud Horns at Hoadley's. Squires', the winner of the gold medal at the photographic convention, can surely please you, if you want something swell in the photo line. 925 Mass. St. Oysters in every old style at Vic Kellar's. A full line of Spalding Athletic Goods at Smith's News Depot. Floyd Tilford was up from Olathe for the Sigma Chi party. Hugh jones went to his home in Chanute to spend Sunday. Call at corner of Adams and Mass, streets for something tasty in the eating line. "There's nothing better than DIVINITY unless it's more DIVINITY." Vic Kellar. Home made candies at Billy's' All kinds of stationery and School Supplies at a great saving in price at Boyles' Store, 639 Mass. St. Miss Ethel Morton of Topeka spent last Sunday with Miss Alice Rankin and Anna Hawk. Hot and cold lunch served from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m. at Vic's. Miss Carrie Watson spent the week in St. Joseph attending the Missouri Librarians' convention in session there. Wm. Caldwell and W. E. Keele are numbered among the casualities from explosions this week Josiah Kramer, arts 02, who represented the University in the state oratorical contest in 1902, is visiting University friends. Prof. W. H. Johnson, high school visitor, went to Emporia Monday to begin another two weeks' trip among the high schools. Surprise your room mate by knowing what Bu-su-ca is when you are asked, but find out first at the Oread Cafe. If you want a pleasant and profitable employment during your spare hours for about two months, call on E. H. Ellingsworth at the New Eldridge or at the Booklover's Library. He has a good proposition for four or five energetic students. Sigma Chi held initiation on Thursday night. Those initiated were the following: Ray Hinman, Walter Ward, Nelson Ward, Frank Ewing, Hugh Jones, Warren Henley, Otto Theis, Wallis Wilson-George Ashborn, Don Cater, and Glenn Bramwell. Dr.Lyon,a grand officer of the Fraternity and a K.U. graduate was in attendance. Party supplies a specialty at Kellar's. THAT WELL DRESSED FEELING Is obtained only by wearing the HART SCHAFFNER & MARX suits and overcoats. They cost about one half as much as custom tailor made. To see is to be convinced. $10 to $20. W. E. SPALDING PHARMACY ALUMNI NOTES A. B. Carter, '94, has gone back to Effingham. He has been employed during the past year in the pharmacy of Waldo and Sister Westheim. Here is an item of importance to the class of '00. L.J. Lowe of Billings, Okla., writes that Mrs. Lowe became the mother of a fine boy the tenth of last August. At last accounts Lowe Jr. was well pleased with his boarding place. Pharmacists taken as a whole, are very busy people and do just as little correspondence as possible. Among some of the very busiest association members are C. W. Nester, '03 and A. T. Noble '02, both of Wichita, also R. W. Coppedge, '03, supposedly of Topeka. If these gentlemen will kindly give us their correct addresses, they will receive the WEEKLY with due regularity. Y. W. C. A. NOTES. One of the most interesting meetings held by the Y. W. C. A. this collegiate year took place Wednesday. Miss Mary T. McGarvin, medical missionary in India, spoke to the girls, in Indian costume, on the India country and the work being done there. Miss McGarvin is in the United States on an eight months furlough, while in Lawrence she was the guest of Mrs. Payne. One hundred and twenty girls enjoyed the Y. W. tea given Tuesday evening in Snow hall. Toasts were responded to by Miss Forrest and Mrs. Payne. The affair was heartily enjoyed by all present. Y.M.C.A. NOTES. The mission study classes were entertained by Mrs. Payne Thursday evening in honor of Mrs. Dr. McGarvin, who has just returned from six years work in India. She had many very interesting curios of that country to show those present. Next Friday evening the two associations will entertain the freshmen classes in Snow hall. A series of subjects, in the Teachings of Jesus will be taken up in the Thursday evening meetings. Programs of the rest of the meetings for this year may be had at the house. Capt. Haskell speaks Sunday The class of 1905 have a dance Saturday at I. O; O. F. hall. IN THE SOCIAL SWIRL. The freshmen had a party Friday evening at New Eldridge hall. Prof. Haworth entertained the Betas at his home Friday night. Sigma Nus entertained Friday evening. Phi Gamma Delta gave a dance at their house Friday night. Sigma Chi gave a Halloe'en party at Pythian hall on the evening of the 30th. Divinity and Fudge are paying a short visit to the Oread Cate. 20TH CENTURY 20TH CENTURY "UP TO SNUFF" That's the way people look who patronize VARSITY PANTATORIUM Monthly Rates $12. 800 Mass. St. up stairs. STRAUSS KNIGHT, Prop. Phone 561 Green. THE SUREST WAY TO KNOW GOOD SHOES IS TO WEAR THEM. Our Tilt $350 Shoe for men, $1.99 shoestore.com Our Heywood $4.00 Shoe in patent for men, Our Florsheim $5.00 Shoe in patent for men, TO GIVE THE BEST OF SATISEFACTION. FISCHER & SON --supported by MILDRED HALL in the wonderful play J. A. KEELFR, Dealer in BOOKS, STATIONERY, WALL PAPER SCHOOL SUPPLIES. Picture frames made % order. Agent for Hammond typewriter 827 Mass. St. Tel. 506 Blue. "Ballads of the Boys." Nuts, sugar, milk and butter for FUDGE at Vic's. Room for a few more of Universi ty Co-operative club, 1300 Ohio. The Pharmies are planning another dance for Nov. 13. Kalph Kindell, who was quite ill, is improving. His mother arrived from Howard Tuesday to care for him. $8.00 Best artificial teeth. Amalgan fillings, 50 cents; gold fillings, half the usual price; painless extracting 25 cents. Office over Ober's. Dr. Wheeler, 821 Mass. St.; hours 8 to 6. Fifteen years at present location. The junior class gave a party in I. O. O. F. hall Saturday night. The room was decorated with autumn leaves, jack-o-lanterns and ornaments characteristic of the season. The party was in honor of Clyde Bradwin. Buy COLONIAL SPIRITS for your Chafing Dish of Us. Special prices to students. HALE'S RED CROSS PHARMACY 安全教育安全教育安全教育安全教育 Dr.D CROSS PHARMACY 711 Mass, St. SAVE YOUR MONEY. George Hollingbery, the Practical Tailor, will make you a Pure Wool Suit for $15. 84 Mass. St. Bowersock Opera House. TUESDAY, NOV. 8. THAT'S GOOD. The Original and Only HOYT'S A BUNCH OF KEYS. Or The Hotel. Advance seat sale at Woodward & Co. Drug Store. Prices - 75c, 50c and 25c. Greatest Comedians, Singers, Dancers, Specialty Artists, Originalities, Novelties, and more Entertainment to the minute than all others. A Revelation in Lyric Art. WLDNESDAY, NOV. 4 GEORGE WESSELS Special engagement for one night only of the eminent actor Lady Lady Audley's Secret PRICES 25c, 50c, 75c. Seat Sale Tuesday at Woodward's Drug Store. Pushing November Business. We Commence the Month with Several Specials. MONDAY MORNING, Nov. 2 and continuing through the week we will offer at Special Prices, Blankets, Comforts and Underwear. Union Suits, Corset Covers, and Single Garments in all wool Union and all cotton at lowest prices ever known. Blankets for Little Money. Comforts less than regular prices. We display and have on sale two lines of New Cotton Suitings for Shirt Waist Suits at 12 $^{12}$c and 16 $^{12}$c. You will like them. In Our Lace Department We will offer two Special Bargains in Bishop Collars at 15c each or 2 for 25c. You will say they are worth double. Jnnes, Bullene & Hackman. 811, 813, 815 Mass. St. :