UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 2, 1916. NUMBER 143. KANSAS NEWSPAPER WEEK OPENS ENGLAND WILL DRAFT Policy of Compulsory Enlistment Is Determined Upon By Asquith ACTION IS LAST RESORT Premier Says Country Must Have More Men at Once LONDON, May 2—Premier Asquith this afternoon announced that the Government has decided upon a policy of immediate and general compulsory enlistment in England. The announcement was, made in the House of Commons. The Premier's announcement came as a complete surprise. It had been understood that the prime minister would give the voluntary system of obtaining recruits for the army a few weeks more trial before asking the enactment to recruit married men eligible for service as well as single men included in the conscription measure which recently passed Parliament. Earlier in the controversy leading up to the cabinet crisis over the demand for general military service, labor organizations and labor members of Parliament took a vigorous stand against the drafting of married men. It was generally understood at that time that Arthur Henderson, labor member of the cabinet, and two under-secretaries sign immediately before the cabinet decided to implement compulsory conscription. Asquith held several conferences with radical labor leaders to whom he is said to have offered proof that more men were imperatively supported by England at once. The government will introduce bill for general conscription. Labor Troubles Break Out at Steel Mills RIOTING AT PITTSBURG PITTSBURG, May 2—Early police reports said three men were killed and foury injured in rioting at the Braddock plant at Braddock this afternoon. Fiske Attacks Daniels PITTSBURG, May 2.—Following serious riots, in which three were killed and at least forty injured many seriously, as the Edgar Thompson Steel Company's plant at Bradock, Sheriff Richards announced this afternoon that the militia would be ordered at once. He made that statement after a hurried conference with state officials. CHICAGO, May 2—The last plea to save former senator Wm. Lorimer in his trial as an alleged bank wrecker was made by counsel for the defense today. The state then began closing arguments. Washington, May 2—The veracity of Secretary Daniels was attacked today in a letter sent to the Senate by Admiral Fiske. A ruling by Vice-President Marshall suppressed the report for a time, but Senator Lodge, who also had been given a copy made known the gist of the contents. WASHINGTON, May 2. The House this afternoon passed the agricultural appropriation bill carrying a total of $24,500,000. COLUMBIA, MO., May 2-The probability that the Missouri State University, owing to shortages in the Major Administration treasury, would not be re-opened next September was suggested in Columbia this afternoon after the final meeting of the board of curators this morning. Urges a Placement Bureau Press a凳凳 button. With assistance, carefully, of a Placement Bureau at the University of Washington comes the query, "How much does our University help in securing positions for its graduates and former students?" The School of Education places many of its students in undergraduate programs in an effort on the part of the University to aid both its graduates and former students, such as we find in most of our large universities. These universities do not consider their duty ended with graduation, but that it exceeds what they do because Kansas fall behind these others in regard to this spirit and not get busy and establish a similar bureau? A small boy delivers clothes for a private laundry in Lawrence has developed the art of hauling a wagon containing a basket full of clean clothes behind a bicycle, until he has become very proficient at it. He can haul a much greater load than he could carry, and does it very quickly. K. U. AND NEBRASKA TO CROSS RACQUETS For the first time since the spring of 1914, K. U. tennis followers will have a chance to see Captain Dix Teachorner assistants in competition in an intercollegiate tennis match. Just as an added attraction to the already long list of sport events this week, came the announcement this morning by W. O. Hamilton that the Kansas and Nebraska tennis teams will meet Friday and Saturday on the Varsity courts. HOP SURPRISES ALL Capper's Lame Duck, Cabaret Confetti Carnival Features of Party Remember the good old days of the kerosene circuit when the villain used up forty-one rounds of ammunition chasing the fair maiden in that thrilling drama entitled "A Bucket of Blood; or the Fight in Nugget" before noisy noise at 1:46 last Saturday morning in Robinson Gymnasium. And the hall was a brilliant riot of brilliant paper streamers thrown over wires strung across the ceiling and colored confetti flying through the air and settling in the hair—and mouths—of the two hundred dancers. That's the way the whole evening from the time Governor and Mrs. Capper appeared on the receiving line until the lights winked at the sleepy chaparres on 2 a.m., one surprise after another was thrown at the guests. And when the ingenuity of the shop manager, was restoring Haley's shot off a round or two from his six-shooter to wake-up the professors' dress suits on the side-lines. The Hop was the largest given in recent years. Among the unique features were the midnight fare, the carousel, the candlelight cabaret supper, the confetti carnival, and Governor Capper's lame duck with Dora Lockett, the K. U. Beauty (see 1916 Jayhawker), and novel music by Hale's orchestra. Guests were received by Mr. Linus Fitzgerald president of the sophampore class, and Missora Lockett, Governor and Mrs. Arthur Carpper, Mr. Don Davis, and Miss Margaret Hodder, Cancellor and Mrs. Frank Strong, Mrs. Eustace Brown, adviser of women. MUSEUM RECEIVES BABOON FROM LAWRENCE SHOWMA Another dog-faced baboon was given to Dyche Museum, Wednesday, by N. G. Fairly, the showman who lives a mile east of Haskell. Although Mr. Fairly has been the victim of Uni-iversity animal attacks, her appearance of his show in Lawrence, yet he never hesitates to donate to the University animals that die during the winter stay at the farm. Many who attended the University three years ago will remember the raid made by the students upon Mr. Fairry's death. Yet the next time Mr. Fairly has given four knee snakes, Pythons and Boa Constrictors and two valuable specimens of baboons to Dyche Museum. The skin of the baboon given Wednesday will be used for a mounted specimen and the skeleton is now being cleaned by boiling in a Sal Soda solution, and will be mounted for study purposes. The dog faced baboon like all primates is found only in the old world. This species Papio hamadryas, the Sacred Ape (Thoth) of the ancient Egyptians, is the commonest monkey found throughout Abyssinia, and lives out in the open country preferring rocky precipices to the woods. The bulletin boards in Fraser Hall are interesting places at present. Lists of scholarships and fellowships from the most noted colleges and universities of the United States are posted and are well worth attention. Helen M. Hayes, former student in the department of journalism, has left the Great Bend Tribune to take a place on the Hutchinson Gazette. Miss Hayes to Hutchinson KANSAS CITY, May 2.—Three hundred machinists from twenty-four contract shops are out today on strike for an eight hour day and an increase in wages. Railroad shops are not affected. Employers refused to renew heir contract at more than the present scale—45 cents an hour. Send the Daily Kansan home. WHAT! NEW BUILDINGS? Governor Capper Says K. U. Needs More Equipment, More Room AN APPROPRIATION SOON? Chief State Executive Says Legis- lature Will Provide for School The time has come for the University to receive an appropriation sufficient for a new building, at least! This was the sentiment expressed by Governor Arthur Capper, the guest of the University at the Soph Hop Friday evening, in response to a query to his attitude toward future education. The former showed his appreciation of the size and importance of the state's chief educational institution and of prestige throughout the country. SCHOOL NEEDS EQUIPMENT U. has a strong faculty from the Church to teach her. U. governor, "but it takes something more than a big chancellor and learned professors to develop a big school. They must have facilities with which to work—buildings and equipment. People have a right to expect a skillful workman to have the best of tools to handle his output." Petitions of forty-four aspirants for the various student offices were fled when the time limit expired last summer. This number is this year's officers and members of the next year's Men's Student Council, along with the cheerleader, and members of the athletic board will be chosen at an annual spring election next Tuesday. POLITICAL POT SIZZLES Following are the petitions: MEN'S STUDENT COUNCIL Homer Herriott and Chauney Hunter are out for the most important office to the men, that of president of the Student Council, John Dykes and Kenneth Gedney are in the race for cheerleader. Fight for Student Council Jobs Waxes Warm; 44 Candidates File Petitions President, Chauncey Hunter; J. H. Herrington Vice president, Paul Greer. Secretary and treas., Marvin Gear. MEMBERS Margaret Lorimer, '16, College, has secured a teaching position in the high school at Preston, Kansas for the coming school year. Miss Lorimer visited in Preston during the Easter vacation to see the school officials. College: Thomas C. Tarrant, Albert B. Irwin, Lester Evas, Engineer Martin, High Anderson, Wm H. Wilson, High Anderson, Hoff, H. F. Chandler, John Fornart Arthur Wilson, who is representing the Duplex Printing Press Company of Battle Creek, Mich., was in Lawrence Thursday evening. He will attend the Kansas Editorial Association this week. Engineering School: Louis M. Hull L. Gerald Sparks, S. W. Mickey, Geo Yeumk, Page Wagner, Paul A Diehl. Law School: A. N. Murphey, H. Craig, Frank H. Terrell. Medical School; Robert C. Mc Illhenny, M. M. Booth. School of Pharmacy: Lester Bloomheart. The Forty Club will give their farewell party at the F. A. U. Hall on the night of May 5. Athletic Members: Speed Heath, B. Grutzmacher, Dorman H. O'Brien ATHLETIC BOARD Prof. J. N. Van der Vries returned Friday from the East where he attended the April meeting of the Amer- ience Society held at Columbia University. Non-athletic members: Paul Brin del, Eugene Rolfe, W. J. Crowley. Vice president, Cargill Sproul. Senior Vice President, Treasurer, David Davis; Dorothy Coley. College: president, Connie Poirier: Jesse Gardner. School of Engineering: president Hugh Crawford; Alfred Wieters. Secretary and treasurer, Charles Sloan. Gordon Welch, '16 Engineer, who has been filling a temporary engineering position in Iola, says that "real life" is hard to imagine. '15 he will be in the harness for life. John Dykes, Kenneth Gedney. KANSAN WILL RECEIVE UNITED PRESS SERVICE During Newspaper Week, the Daily Kansan will receive a special leased wire service from the United Press. Arrangements were made with the Kansas City office this morning to send a full twenty thousand and report to the Daily Kansan by special wire from Kansas City. Pittsburg Car Service Resumed Pittsburgh Car Service Resumed Pittsburg, May 2 - Resumption o street car service with the strike still unsettled was assured at 10:30 o'clock this morning. It was learned unofficially that the compromise wage scale submitted to the men this morning was cast heavily in favor of acceptance. Later it was said that the vote was about ten to one in favor of a return to work. SUNDAY DUE THURSDAY Classes May Be Dismissed a 9:30 to Hear Great Evangelist, No Convocation Chancellor Strong's Statement Instructors are at liberty to dismiss their classes for Mr. Sasson on Thursday morning at 9:30. Frank Strong, Chancellor. Time: Thursday morning at 9:30. Place: The Gym. No general convocation has been declared. Professors are at liberty to dismiss classes, however. Tickets may be had free at the Daily Kansan office. Billy Sunday will speak to the Kansas Editorial Association and to the students of the University at 9:30 o'clock Thursday morning. His address will be given in Robinson and the subject has not been announced. Week of May 2 to 5 Contrary to expectations, no general convocation has been declared for the Sunday address. Professors who wish to do so may dismiss them; however, though cuts from classes not dismissed will count, as usual. MORNING PRAYERS Chancellor Strong said today that the unusual form of not dismissing all classes for Mr. Sunday was not in any sense a concession to the anti-treatment at K U. and that he was heartily in sympathy with the evangelist. The Daily Kansan will report the entire address for the benefit of its residents. For more information, go to www.dailykansan.com. Dr. Allen, professor of zoology, this morning urged the students in a zoology class to attend the Sunday meeting, but at the same time he criticised severely the evangelist's statement concerning Darwin and evolution, and returned to earth where stone who believed in the theory of evolution. "Porty years ago evolution was thought to be contrary to religion," said Billie Sandy, who did Billy Sunday a great deal of harm in taking the attitude he does." Miss Maufe Lourie, A. B. "15, entrained Grace Green, May Anderson, Gertrude Murley, Helen Trent and James Curtis, who live at her home in Frankfort, Saturday Marcaretta Stevenson, '18 College will not be able to return from her home in Leavenworth until next Tuesday of the serious illness of her mother. Leader: The Rev. A. S. Hender- son First Congregational church, Topenes, New York The Forecast: Rain and cooler tonight, probably followed by frost in west portion. Wednesday generally fair except probably unsettled southeast portion. Coldier west portion tonight. The Weather General subject; "The Filial Life." Daily subjects. Daryl subjects. Wednesday: "Providence and Thursday: "Conditions of the Filial Life." Friday: "Expression of the Filial Life." COST CONGRESS ATTRACTS MEN FROM ALL OVER UNITED STATES Billy Sunday Heads List—Strickland Gillilan, Chester Lord, Arthur Brisbane, Courtland Smith, Richard H. Waldo, Frank L. Blanchard Also to Speak. Kansas Editorial Convention Meets Here May 4-6 K. U. Artist Appears in Matinee With Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra Robinson Gymnasium was packed this afternoon to hear the Minnesota Symphony Orchestra. Prof. Joseph A. Farrell, of the School of Fine Arts, was well received and sang in a pleasing manner. Prof. Arthur R. Russell, of the School in one number of his own composition which is to be played tonight. The orchestra has secured a number of the world's best players through the disbanding of other fine orchestras in the last few years," Prof. C. S. Skilton said today. "In this way the personnel of the orchestra has been increased." In 1968 Ensemble, a small orchestra of wind instruments, the Minnesota Symphony Orchestra secured the Barreron Ensemble oboe player, who is excelled by only one player in the world. The first violin player of St. Paul Symphony Orchestra, plays second violin and viola. It is the best western orchestra in the world of the Chicago Symphony, which has been organized much longer." NOTED SOLIOSTERS ON PROGRAM the soloists appear at the concerts and perform at the pleasure of the occasion for music lovers. Prof. Joseph A. Farrell of the School of Fine Arts, Lenora Allen, soprano, and Henry J. Williams, harpist, will take his afternoon's concert. The soloists for the concert will be Albert Lindquist, tenor; Louis Graeure, baritone; and Jean Vincent Cooper, who was recently awarded the prize in a competition organized by the best contralto voice in America. Following is the program for the evening concert: Symphony No. 4, in F minor, Op. 36, Fachakowsky. Andante sostentero modo di canzona. Scherzo: Pizzicato ostinato. Finale: Allegro con fuoco. Arián "O Don Fatale", from Don Cooper. Copee Miniature, Arthur New FARRELL SINGS TODAY Editorial Problems Will Be Discussed By Experts; Meetings of National Importance to Newspaper Men. PART II *Aria:* "Vision Fugitive," from *from the Prodiade*, *Massenet*, Louis Grau “My Jubilee,” from Symphonic Sketches, Chadwick. (a) "Under the Linden Trees" from "Scenes Alasciennes," Massanet, *Colorado Van Vale*. *Clairnet;* *Pierrier Van Vale*. *Triste, from Kuoela*, *Sibilus*. The first two days of newspaper week will be given over to back office gossip—printing costs, office management, office records, salesmanship, equipment. Manufacturers of printing machinery have set up displays in the news room of the Daily Kansan for the inspection of the publishers. Scores of men from all over the middle west arrived this morning at the registration desk in the Medic Leading printers and publishers in the middle west gave their offices into the keeping of the devils which guard the pi of their respective establishments and came to Lawrence this morning to attend the lectures and short courses to be given during Newspaper Week and the Missouri Valley Cost Congress. Aria: "From sublime," from "Sal- varar Rosa," Gomez, Albert Lindqued. Overture—"Carneval," Op. 92, Dvorak. Grace Newton is enjoying a visit from her mother, who is spending a few days at the Alpha Chi Omega house. "Racing the Deadline" might well be the name for a biography of Bandit Villa, instead of the perfectly decent career of a young reporter. Send the Daily Kansan home. Prof. E. F. Stimpson, of the department of physics, left Tuesday for Verdi, Kansas, where he will do some reading and checking of faulty weighing devices. building and each train is bringing several additional delegations. As the new features of Newspaper Week develop, editors and newspaper writers will come and by the end of the week, Prof. Merle Thorpe, head of the department of journalism, expects at least three hundred visitors. Meetings will continue until Saturday. Today and tomorrow will be held on Saturday, Monday and printing problems. Thursday and Friday mornings will be devoted to lectures on newspaper work. The remaining time until Saturday afternoon will be taken up with meetings of the Kansas Editorial Association. The program has been so divided that those editors who can come for only the first or last part of the week will be able to attend lectures covering subjects in which they are most interested. The first division, continuing over Tuesday and Wednesday will include short courses in print cost, newspaper costs, advertising and sales promotion will be devoted to the front office covering subjects on news and editorial direction. The whole of the week, however, will not be given over strictly to subjects of printing cost and news- paper direction. Every evening will be held by the Kansas editors and speakers on the program. This evening at six-thirty the Merchants' and Farmers' Association of Lawrence will banquet the editors in the association rooms. Wednesday evening at a dinner for the Kansas Daily League at the University Club. The members of the Daily Kansan board will serve a "Dutch-Treat Supper for the editors Thursday evening at six-thirty in Robinson Gymnasium." The board's Kansan is to act as head waiter. At this time the Topeka Press club will present a denatured cabaret. The Sigma Delta Chi honorary journalistic fraternity, will show the Chili students pictures, "Racing the Deadline." JOURNALISM LUNCHEON FRIDAY The journalism students will give a luncheon Friday noon in Robinson Gymnasium. Friday evening the Merchants' and Farmers' Association will again banquet the editors in residence of the College of Law are planning to entertain the editors with a sightseeing tour over the city. the week's stay of the editors will be the visit of Billy Sunday, who will preach in Robinson Gymnastics more morning at 9:30 a.m. The editor will be by ticket, editors and students being favored. Chester S. Lord, formerly managing editor of the New York Sun, will speak to the editors and students in Fraser chapel Friday morning at 11:30 upon the subject "Journalism as a Profession." In an illustrated lecture in Fraser chapel at 5:30 on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, Wednesday Frank Leroy Blanchard, Editor of the Editor and Publisher of New York, will give an illustrated lecture on the making of WAR PICTURES SATURDAY Donald Thompson's war pictures of seven soldiers at 11:30 Saturday morning in Fraser chapel. They will be brought here through (Continued on page 2) UNIVERSITY DAJLY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of, Kangas Chas. S. Scurtevant...Editor-in-Chief EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF William Cady...Business Manager Cust. Starvure...Adv.. Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Paul Brindel Don Davis Ralph Hahn John Gleissner Harry Morgan Guy Scrivner Cargill Sproull Glenn Swogger Vernon Moore Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mails from the office of law enforcement, Kansas, under the jurisdiction of the United States. Address a. communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phone, Bell K. U. 25. Published in, the afternoon five thirty, by the author. Written by, Karnas from the dress of Boston. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate Hite of our university further than merely printing the text on the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be gracious; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, and to make sure that faculty the students of the University. TUESDAY, MAY 2, 1916. DOOR RICHARD'S ALMANAC. POOR RICHARD'S ALMANAC. Industry, Perseverance, and Fruiting. Industry, Perseverance, and Frugal itly make Fortune yield. Tart Words make no Friends; spoon- ing vodka is more like a gallon of Vinegar. If you don't lose a troublesome visitor lend him money. a GAIL institution or GV firm. Bat you off with a troubleshooting VMITor Ben Franklin. WELCOME SCRIBES The University, through its department of journalism, will this week play host to some of the most distinguished newspaper men of the nation. Arthur Brisane, considered by many the most powerful editorial writer in the country, Chester S. Lord, former managing editor of the old New York Sun and teacher of a score of successful writers, Roy Howard, head of the United Press, a self-made man who has raised his organization to the foremost among news-gathering associations, Joe Mitchell Chapple, editor of the National Magazine, and a score of other modern super-pens, who are directing the policies of American journalism, will all be here. The week will be the opportunity of a lifetime, for students of the University to hear and see these men. The wise ones will avail themselves of the opportunity. National newspaper week will be watched all over the country. The reports of its sessions will be read in offices from one end of the nation to the other. For one week the University of Kansas will be the center of interest for the entire publishing trade. It is a big opportunity and K. U., as Kansas institutions have a way of doing, will make good. Every student in the University should consider it a part of his duty to see to it that the visitors are made welcome. The old idea that to be a typical college chap one must be a follower of Omar Khayyam is rapidly passing. THE LITTLE THINGS A student took down the periodical index for 1914 from the periodical reference shelf in the library, and started to look up the bibliography for President Wilson. The last "W" index pages had been torn off by careless handling. The last few pages having been torn out, the index was worthless for the last four letters of the alphabet. It's the little things that count. Think of the fellow who can't find his collar button when dressing for the dance. Surely the little things do count. THE COMING OF BILLY SUNDA It is with mixed feelings that the Kansan views the coming of Billy Sunday to the University of Kansas. Sunday is a great man, in his place, and is undoubtedly a force for good in the United States, but is his place in the forum of a University? Will the Sunday sensationalism have its desired effect on the students of Mount Oread? Is it fair to expect a University, the home of culture and intellectuality, to receive an emotionalist with equanimity? Much will depend on what Mr. Sun- day says and does when he talks in Johnson gymnasium Thursday morning. If he takes his audience into consideration and follows the cardinal principle of public speaking in suiting his words and his actions to the mental plane of the people whom he is addressing he will be successful. If he does not and attempts that ultra-sensationalism, both in speech and gesture, which has made him the best newspaper copy in the United States, he will fail. It is safe to assume that the University does not possess an atmosphere which will take kindly to such statements as: "Td like to see the color of the buck's hair that can dance with my wife! I'm going to monopolize that hugging for myself." And this: "You stand there and watch your wife folded in his long, voluptuous, sensual embrace, their bodies swaying one against the other, their limbs twining and entwining, her head resting upon his breast."— No. K. U. banished such smut when it killed the "Sour Owl." The end does not justify the means. What has become of the old oj-fashioned girl who folt it an insult if her escort failed to bring flowers when taking her to a dance? THE TAFT STOCK The Christian Science Monitor tells of William Howard Taft's activities while at Yale. Two stories told, illustrate the big American in the making: Professor William H. Taft has just been telling a Massachusetts audience how his father, when a lad working on a Connecticut valley farm, complained to his father that the stubble in the fields hurt his bare feet. "Stub 'em down, Alphonso, em 'down," said the Spartan parent. The disciple instructed him. "In all it tilted the walked down to Yale and began to study in an institution that then was conducted simply and without any social accessories or organized athletics. Later, when the son William went to Yale and was wanted for the crew, the father, Alphonso, refused permission. "I did not send you to the university." "What would get an education," was his decree. So the future President attended strictly to business; and he never has been sorry that he did. Jayhawk Squawks How we hate to accidentally split an infinitive! A shine is a process whereby we mute one or more ones last until the turn on of Oxytone on Oxford. In the same paragraph we read that the "prison officials considered Bissel a pervert of the lowest order," and that he was "about to receive a prison sentence" and consider our admiration for our criminal system, but it is pretty hard. A library is a place where, by perforating your soul, mortgaging your life-insurance and presenting recommendations from your mother-in-law, you may get a book, if it isn't the one you want. You can't always tell by the way's inside. You can tell by the cylinders there in his automobile. Economy note—Boys who intend to go to K. C. to have a good time and hear B. Sunday, should save money by hearing Billy first. Why all this noise because Daddy Miller tells a joke ten years old? Many a prof has a more venerable one than that in his collection. What we need is not essays on What Christianity, but a few illustrations Among other summer complaints are chigger-bites. "That Blue Ribbon bread ought to be pretty good," said Mr. Guzzler. "I like their other products." "Yes, some students speak Engl- ish like natives - worst, almost." If the average story were as funny to the audience as it is to the teller, we'd all be Mark Twains. Among other apparel which doesn't last long enough, are shaves. FOUND IN A BOOK "I remember him as if he were yesterday, as he came plodding to the inn door, his sea-cheetah following him in a nut-brown man; his tarry pig-tail falling over the shoulders of his soiled blue coat; his hands ragged and scarred, with black, broken nails; and the skinny one check, a dirty, livid white." -G. S. A Corner for the Library Browser *treasure Island*" is in Spooner library and may be checked out forends Elizabeth Akers Allen was born in 1832. The following poem has been extremely popular, having been set to music. This is one of the songs which Longfellow said gush from the heart of "some humble poet." POET'S CORNER Backward, turn backward, O Time (p down) BACKWARD, TURN BACKWARD Take me again to your heart as of yore Kiss from my forehead the furrows of my head Make me a child again just for tonight, Mother, come back from the choless Smooth the few silver threads out of my hair; Over my slumbers your loving watch keep Rock me to sleep, mother—rock me to sleep. without recompense, tears all in vain vain— we care and we cry our pain. I am so weary of toil and of tears— Toll without recompense, tears all in Backward, flow backward, O tide of the vea. I have grown weary of dust and decay— What grade did you make in yesterday's quiz? Try the following you may do better today. Grade yourself away; Weary of sowing for others to reap; What D'ye Know College politicians. Are a species. Of grafter. Common in. Every. University. And especially. Prevalent at K. U. The expert usually. Starts in with his freshman. Year. And. With the help. Of several henneschers. Perfect for men. Organize. The idea is to pat. Manage. And then reap the spoils. To this end. The ticket is made out of. Somebody's room. Or at Brick's. Several months before. The election. Is to be. Heid. Then the gang. Begins to do. Gumshoe work. To get votes. The man who can deliver. Thirty votes. Is offered a place. On some committee. The man who can deliver. Sixty. Is made chairman. And the gang get the big grapes. And the president. And he appoints them to office. Thus the chairman. Of the cap and广 gum committee. Who makes. They say. A dollar on. Every order placed. With him. Is one of the smooth. Birds who have worked. The way to. Stop it. Is. To. Make. All. Offices. Which. Necessitate. The handling. Of funds. Elective and subject to. A careful audit. COLLEGE POLITICIANS Essays in Tabloid Tablets rock me to sleep, mother—rock me to sleep. 1. Give an explanation of "Mardi Gras." sleep. —Elizabeth Akers Allen. 2. Give an explanation of "Old Faithful." 4. Give an explanation of "Hyphenated American." 6. To what country is Brand Whitlock ambassador? 3. Give an explanation of "Adam's Ale." 8. To what country is Henry Van, Dyke ambassador? 7. To what country is Walter E Page ambassador? 5. To what country is Grat von Hernstorf ambassador? 6. What is the color of Blend-Whit- 9. Explain the difference between diadem and diaphragm. 10. Explain the difference between feminist and effeminate. CAMPUS OPINION A prominent graduate of the University recently wrote the Board of Admiralty. ARE YOU THE GUILTY ONE? Communications must be signed as evidence of good faith but names may not be published. "I am of the opinion that students must be the staples of the University by appointment statements something like this—A student in the Art course from my town whom I believe, graduates this year, was quoted saying, "I love my Law Department was the 'sop' on the hill and that the Law students just loafed around and smoked cigarettes and pipes and did not have to worry about the lawsuit. I can get through the Law Department." "When I was at the University such statemetrs were rife from the students of one department of conditions in another department of which they knew practically nothing, but believed by persons away from the University to whom he was sent, I know that as I students personally and conversed with them over their work at the University, I found in every instance a student who was there for business, and appreciated that he was equipping himself for life work, that he was required to cover more ground in his assistance than he could get done to his own satisfaction. I know the above was my experience and I personally know it was the experience of practically every student there, and the student who spreads such statements as the above referred to will always have been better prepared, course he is mastersing the heaviest and hardest one on the Hill, and that it taxes his ability to the limit to get the work." Grad. 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HIS MAJESTY Bunker Bean Lee Wilson Dodd's Dramatization of Harry Leon Wilson's Saturday Evening Post Stories ANNOUNCEMENTS All seniors who expect to be grad uated this spring and have not filled out their applications for degrees are asked to do so. O. Foster* office at once and do so. Election of Cheerleader, members of Athletic Board and members of the Men's Student Council will be held Thursday, May 4. Petitions of candidates for these offices must be presented to the president of the Men's Student Council before 6 p.m. April 28. Leland Thompson. The International Polity Club will meet Wednesday evening, May 3, at the Pi Upson house, 19 w. 14 w. Election of officers and delegates to the conference at Cleveland. Meeting called promptly at 7:15 p. m. The Spinx Society meets tonight at 7:40 am at the Sigma phi house. Senior Women will meet Wednesday at 7 o'clock p. m. at Westminster to practice May Fete Song. The costumes will be given out. The Latin chorus for the May Fete will meet with Miss Oliver at 4:30 Wednesday in Room 311, Fraser Hall. Iva Scott, 171 College, formerly a student at the Kansas Wesleyan University, spent a part of her vacation in Solomon and a part at Salina. NEWSPAPER WEEK ON (Continued from page 1) the courtesy of the Topeka Capital The public as well as the students is invited to attend any or all of the lectures. Mr. Blanchard made the following statement this morning. "I believe these annual conferences of Kansas Newspaper men mean more to the journalists of the state than they have any idea of. It is a clearing house of ideas and a center of information. The list of speakers secured for this year is exceptionally strong." At a dinner talk made at Manhattan two years ago at a similar convention, Mr. Blanchard said that the inauguration of the Newspaper Conference meant the dawn of a new era in Kansas journalism. This morning he said that his expectations appalled. He cited the improvement especially in the smaller papers and the organization of the Central Newspaper Bureau of Kansas as direct outgrowths of the Conventions. DISCUSSED EUROPEAN WAR AND MECHANICAL ENGINEER The University of Kansas Student Section of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers met last Thursday night at the home of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers. B. G. Welch, 16, gave a brief review of the last issue of the Mechanical Engineer. His report brought forth a general discussion of the European War and the use of nuclear weapons. A committee, consisting of G. B. Welch, '16; W. R. Pickering, '17 and Paul Bressam, '18 was appointed by the honorary chairman of the section, Professor Slus, to submit names for next year's officers at the next meeting, which will be held Thursday of this week. Prof. H. B. Downing was called to Moulton, Iowa, Monday evening on account of the serious illness of his father. John McCammon, a senior Law, has a position with one of the largest law firms in Dallas. Texas waiting for a candidate to accept as soon as commencement is over. We cuss the rain and sunshine, We cuss the ones' and flunks. My thinks we have a cussing Sends out Posters And swear words fill our thunks! A large poster of twelve views of the University campus is being sent to all the high schools over the state this week by the School of Education under the direction of Dean F. J. Carrillo. The poster is last year's Jayhawker. The posters are being sent out as an advertisement of the K. U. Summer Session. UNCLE JIMMY'S RIVAL Pretty little dandelion, Smiling on the lawn, If we'd have a Clean-up Day when you'll all be gone. Engineers Have An "Uncle Harry" Green Who Grew Up With University Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. Years ago when the Engineers of the University were accustomed to stopping the cabs in which the Laws rode to and from their annual party, Mr. Jimmy Green stopped in which Uncle Jimmy Green was riding with Mrs. Green. As soon as Uncle Jimmy spoke, he was given an ovation by the boys of Marvin Hall, although Marvin Hall was not built for him. Uncle Jimmy stopped the Engineers have a Green of their own, almost as long in the service of the University as Uncle Jimmy. Uncle Harry Green, godfather to the students of Eagle Harp, now makes his bow to the public—needs no introduction to the Engineers. SAW EXCITING TIMES Uncle Harry Green has been in the shops of the University for over twenty years and recalls many stories of stair and sober professors. He has seen all of the buildings except Fraser, Snow, Blake, Spooner, and the Medical building go up. He has served under two chancellors—Dr. F.H.Snow and Chancellor Strong, and has seen a superintendent—Whitehill and Shea. He recalls the time when Registrar George O. Foster was a member of an ever-victorious K. U. football team and that Prof. Wilson Sterling, now of the department of Greek, was a coach. He saw the hard race and put up when he freshman tried to make him take off his hat and bow to the freshman pole, an institution that all of the upper-classmen had to worship in those days of freshman bravery. He saw also the race that all of the freshman freshmen, but he beat them to a house in which he took refuge, going home to supper very late in the evening. And yet Uncle Harry stood on his head in the middle of the shop floor only a day or two ago. He turned away, and a few minutes later was sixty-five years old and still boasts that he covers much space with a broom in a day as any janitor on the Hill—although to avoid offending the Engineers we must not refer to him as a janitor very often. Monday was Uncle Harry's seventy-second birthday, and his wife's sixty-second and it was celebrated at the Green house with due respect for the late Sir James A. Cook, who died in London, England on April 17, 1844 and shortly thereafter went with his CAME HERE AFTER WAR parents to London, Canada. At the outbreak of the Civil War, when Mr. Green was seventeen years old, he enlisted in the American army and served not only throughout the war, but six months ahead in the campaign of Custer against the Indians. This it was that Mr. Green first came to North Carolina, just being finished, in that year, having received, in the course of his military service, three honorable discharges and his citizenship papers he came to Lawrence and entered the employ of the University and is still here. He is not yet, however, the old man, in point of years served, as Dan Johnson, four years longer than Mr. Green. He is the oldest as regards age, however. As a signal honor to Mr. Green's business ability, he has been elected without opposition to the treasurership of the Woodman lodge for eighth year nineteenth term. Mr. Green is an old man now but the Engineers hope that he will be here for many years for he is a shop institution and when he there will be something missing in the shops that cannot be replaced. LOCAL MICHIGAN ALUMNI TO ORGANIZE WEDNESDAY A meeting of the Kansas branch of the Michigan alumni will be held in the chapel of Fraser Hall Wednesday evening at 7:15. The meeting will be attended by the twenty-five local graduates of the school and a number of others from over the state. The meeting will be an annual affair at which officers for the company will present a business organization perfected. The meeting will be thrown open at eight o'clock to the public and three films of student life will be held in seven universities of Kansas films that have now been shown here. These will be run under the direction of Prof. F. C. Dockeray, who will relate incidents of interest to the alumni and to the members of the University of Kansas including the various traditions of the school. Will your good intentions satisfy your creditors when they present their reins to your folks, if I have no reason to Northwestern to present them? Andrew Granstedt, a graduate, visited friends at Wesleyan University during his vacation. He took a B. degree from there last spring. L.S.Brightly Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra Special Course Ticket Two Concerts for $1.00 Now on Sale at the Round Corner Drug Co. Concerts Next Tuesday at 2:30 and 8:15 DISPLAYING SILKS Is always a pleasure. Displaying the line of silks that we now have in stock is a greater pleasure. Delicate tints of flesh pink, light blue, and flesh they are beyond our description. They are neither tweck nor fussy—we give it up. You will have to come and see for yourself. Crepe de Chine, Lingerie, and Washable Satin are on the list. I. J. L. You'll have to imagine the color. We couldn't get pretty enough ink. DO YOU REMEMBER A. B. C. The popular 28-inch silk sold only at Weaver's. We have over 50 colors for your selection at 59c a yard. You will find something here to suit your taste—something different. Really now why not TOMORROW WEAVER'S K. U. ENGINEER FIGURES IN MOTOR CAR ACCIDENT Kent Moneypenny, a special student in the School of Engineering, was the driver and owner of the motor car that figured in a serious collision in Topeka Sunday night. In the accident, Charles W. Kouns, Jr., son of C. W. Kouns, general manager of the Atchison, Topeka, and Santa Fe Railway and Frank Perry, a clerk in the Santa Fe offices, were seriously injured. The accident occurred when the machine driven by Moneypenny was struck and overturned by another motor car. Bernice Butts, '14 College, who has been visiting at the Pi Phi house left Saturday for a two weeks visit in Excelsior Springs. 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Wabash Ave. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN A Fresh TOP COAT Quick! J The morning is chilly—You've fifteen minutes in which to meet an appointment—Forgot to unpack and hang-up your Top Coat—It's still in your traveling bag—All rolled up tight—That's a small matter though because after you shake it out it will look as fresh as if it had just come from the pantatorium—That is if it's one of those new Knitted Top Coats like we are selling this spring—They're practical all-the-year-around coats, mist proof and will not wrinkle—Several beautiful dark mixtures to select from— Ober's HEAD TO FOOT OUTFITTERS $17, $20 and $25. Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES Our tip on the shoe style of the moment could be said in three words— —Long, Narrow, Trim— "Barry's" Oxfords in Black or Brown fulfill every demand of fashion at $5.00 Otto Fischer Welcome Journalists! and while you are in Lawrence, bear in mind the fact that your visit here will not be complete unless you stop in at the old Smith News Depot—now known as Carroll's—for a chat. We handle the best in smokes. University Women! It was impossible to resist the temptation to tell you about those dainty new bathing slippers we just got in. And while you are in the store, ask to see the new bathing caps. They are the niftiest in this little old hamlet. Your money will buy more at CARROLL'S Next to the Eldridge House. Coaches Expect! New Records at Interclass Classic Send the Daily Kansan Home Today FAST MEET PROMISED ANNUALS THURSDAY The first event of the busiest week in K. U. athletics since the Nebraska football game, is scheduled for this afternoon when over one hundred players are expected to compete on McCook Field in the annual spring interclass track meet. Acting as it does a docs a tryout for the Nebraska duel meet Friday, both Coach Hamilton and Coach Patterson are out of competition. A competitive competition shown in interclass meets. The fact that several promising freshman distance men have announced their intentions of trying for K's by playing against suspected to add to the class of the meet. PUBLISHING BUSINESS LIKE FARMING SAYS WALKENHORST Urging that the Missouri Valley Cost Congress now in session at the University of Kansas get down to business, President H. W. Walkenhorst, Kansas City, opened the fifth session this morning in Green Hall. Printing costs and their treatment by publishers and printers were like managers in management and selection of equipment for pedient handling. The demand upon the printer to know his cost of production thereby insuring stability of business was emphasized and all printers attending were urged to accept it. The University of Kansas is considered by Mr. Walkenhorst the finest and most wholesome institution he has ever seen or visited. Climbing the hill elevates one to an atmosphere of refinement and culture, which, in his opinion, are ideal for the delegates to the fifth session. President Walkenhorst outlined the work and stated the purpose of the meetings for today and tomorrow. Improvement of conditions and practices, the adoption and adaptation of new computer printing problems will be the subject treated by the Congress at large and their speakers on the program. HEALTH COMMITTEE ON SANITARY CONDITIONS A meeting of the health committee of the University was held Thursday afternoon, in the Gymnasium. The meeting was called to order by the chairman, C. A. Haskins, associate Professor of Civil Engineering, and the time was mainly devoted to a discussion of Dr. James Naismith's plan of securing data on the sanitary conditions of the buildings. This is a sub-committee, under the general University Health Service, which has been established for the purposes of safeguarding the health of students by the committeeposed of one representative from each of the University buildings. It is their duty to meet once a month and report on the sanitary conditions of the buildings, and to suggest means of improving the other meeting of the committee will be held next Thursday afternoon, May 5. Annuals Are Two Days Late o Account of European War" Johnson Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. The 1916 Jayahawk will not be out until Thursday morning at 10:15 o'clock, according to a statement by Manager Ross E. Busenbark yesterday afternoon. "The books are ready in Kansas City," Mr. Busenbark said, and they come on sale Tuesday it would have been at a great sacrifice in quality. "I was in Kansas City last Saturday and the head of the company which has the binding contract told me that he could turn the books out Tuesday but that if he did the binding would be too 'green' to hold, because the volumes would not have enough press, I was offered the incentive of green the book out on time and giving the students an inferior volume, or waiting two days and giving the best that money can buy. I brought one of the new copies over to Lawrence with me and it is evident that the binding is not going to hold. By waiting until Thursday we will turn out a good book in every respect. We will give you it we will be willing to abide by their decision." The program, which was announced in Friday's Kansas for Tuesday will be given in the same way on Thursday morning. ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS HAVE CHAIN-LETTER A chain-letter is being circulated among the alumni of the electrical engineering class of 1915. Each member receiving the letter adds an enclosure to the description, tells his present occupation, and sends it on to the next alumnus. This letter was forwarded to Elmer J. Burnham, one of the alumni, while he was visiting in Lawrence this week. It had passed through only five hands since his last visit, and has grown to sufficient size to require ten cents postage for delivery. By the time it reaches the fourteenth and last man, Burnham says, it will have developed into a parcel post package. The thirteenth man will have to pay $20.00 to cover the longer the letter the more interesting it is to the reader. SIGMA XI, HONORARY FRATERNITY ELECT TEN Sigma Xi, honorary scientific fraternity, elected ten members at a meeting held Thursday afternoon. There were seven graduates, Homer Blimmer, John Tempel, Earl O'Roke, James L. Williams, Jessie M. Jacobs, and Dudley J. Pratt; and three undergraduates, Lewis Curry, James B. McCormick, Neva Ritter. Election is based on special merit in some branch of science. You have seen the "King of all Penicillin" kill the "Eversharp." See it at Wolf's Head. Fresh strawberry aundae and ecairia at Wiedmann's...Adv. Dean Olin Templin left Monday evening for Columbia, Ohio where he will attend the Conference of Deans of which he is chairman. Track Meet, Baseball and Tennis All Come Friday and Saturday ATHLETES TO BE BUSY K. U. PLACES AT PENN With a dual track meet, a state high school meet, an interscholastic tennis tournament, and three baseball games, the coming week end promises to be some busy little time in K. U. athletics. And particularly so in the branch of track athletics handled by W. O. Hamilton. Friday afternoon on McCook Field comes the annual dual struggle with the Nebraska Cornhuskers and despite the continued poor shape of Rodkey, Kansas hopes for a repetition of last year's 82-27 score. Thursday and Friday at Manhattan, Coach McCarty's Jayhawker baseball squad will be given their first competition Missouri Valley Conference competitive reign *oll at Manhattan with the Kansas Aggies. With his pitchers in good condition, a clean sweep of the series with the Farrar is hoped for. Saturday comes a non-conference game with St. Mary's on the Catholics' home ground. But it is the thirteenth annual high school meet Saturday that will be the big event of the week and the one that will give Manager Hamill fourteen events in each of the three diuretics of the meet it is a monster job that Coach Hamilton and his assistant will have before them in running the meet off in the hours before the game. Last year one hundred and sixty-nine athletes from thirty-seven high schools competed and if an early list of entries counts for anything the number will be two hundred this year. And Syracuse were the winners of the Class A, B and C divisions last year. Medals for the winners of the first four places of each of the forty-two separate races will be given, making a total of 178 bits of gold, silver and bronze that will be distributed to the team captain and pen to the cups given to the individual winner winners of each class and the school winning in their division. Along with the state track meet and lasting all day Saturday is the sixth interscholastic tennis tournament. Central and Westport of Kansas City proved the whole show in last year's tourney. Special!! Seal and morocco leather photo albums at less than factory cost. You need one, better get it, at Wolf's Book Store.-Adv. WANTED—A big grey hound or wolf hound to use in May Fete. Please call 295. 144-3 Send the Daily Kansan home. Treweeke Ties for Third—Reber Loses by Three Inches After journeying half way across the continent to enter the Penn Games in Philadelphia on Saturday, Richard Treweke put K. U. on the field in the high jump. And placed in the high jump. His leap was five feet, eleven inches, which is two inches lower than the K. U. record which he established this spring. But it was sufficient to give him a share of third place in the big eastern meet. Treweeke has been unable to work out regularly on McCook Field this spring owing to the disgreeable weather which made high jumping easier than it was. But Coach Hamilton knew his high jump could do and never hesitated to send him against the best jumpers of the east. The other Kansan entrant was Captain Bonnie Reber, who entered the shot put and discus throw. But Reber was too small. At least he was small when placed beside Arlie Mucks and some of the other giants were all only beaten out of a place in the shot put inches and will make up for it when he meets the other weight men of the Valley in Columbia, May 27. The two Kansas athletes have not returned to Lawrence yet as they took this opportunity to explore the eastern part of the U. S. K. U. DEBATING SOCIETY CLOSES YEAR WITH FEED The K. U. Debating Society closed the year's work Thursday evening with a hike by its members to Cameron's Bluff where a campfire feed of potatoes, pickles, apples, coffee and stores served. Away along towards the greater hours of the night, the party seated around the smouldering embers told the last story, made new the resolve to make next year's work more enjoyable than the past, and then wended their way towards the lights and the Hill. M. N. Read, who won his "K" this year as a member of the winning team against the University of Colorado, as president of the society will launch the work of the coming year with renewed energy. The aim will be not only to stimulate interest in general in debate but also to furnish men qualified to represent K. U. on the varsity teams. Fruit salad, whipped cream and wafers. Ten cents a plate. Wiedemann's.-Adv. Send the Daily Kansan home. Copyright 1916. A. B. Kirschbaum Co. The Regent— one of our more popular Young Men's models—We are showing this model in both lined and unlined coats—in patch and plain pockets—Lots of good patterns at $20.00 JOHNSON & CARL Copyright 1916. A. B. Kirschbaum Co JOHNSON & CARL UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. NUMBER 144. NEW FACULTY MEMBERS Board of Administration Meets and Appoints Seven New Instructors NEW PROF. IN JOURNALISM Frank B. Thayer, M. A. Wisconsin sin, Appointed Today Seven appointments to the faculty of the University were made at the meeting of the Board of Administration yesterday in Fraser Hall. LeForce Bailey, who will be awarded his Master's degree in architecture at the University of Illinois this spring, will be assistant instructor in the department of architecture next fall. Prof. W. L. Elkenberry of the University of Chicago was appointed assistant professor of the teaching of biological sciences in the School of Education. He will be supervisor of the practise teaching classes in biological sciences in Oread Training School. Frank B. Thayer was appointed instructor in the department of journalism. Mr. Thayer was granted his A. B. from Oberlin College and has had editorial experience on the Springfield Republican. This year he is attending the University of Wisconsin, where he will receive his Master's degree in journalism this spring. Mr. Thayer will take up the job as a professor of the department which will allow the other members of the Journalism faculty to devote more time to the advanced and graduate courses. Hal Sherman, senior in the School of Pharmacy, was appointed assistant in the bacteriological food laboratory. W. A. Burton and G. D. Johnston, who were part of the Engineering, were employed for three months' work this summer in the department of sanitary engineering, doing state work. They will carry on the work of Prof. Fred R. Hesser, who resigned this spring, to encampment at Fort Adams. Johnson will take his duties June 1st, and Mr. Burton, July 1st. Elizabeth Fleeson, A. B., A. M., K. U., was appointed head nurse at the University hospital until the end of the school year, to fill out the term of Miss Jessie Reed, who resigned April 1st. The degree of Pharmaceutical Chemist was awarded to James G. Hutchison. Columbus, N. M., May 3.—The base camp spreng into activity today when preparing to shelter new shipments of shrapnel and heavy consignments of rifle and machine gun ammunition. Five hundred cavalry re-mounts and mules arrived today and were unloaded during the morning. Savage Releases Two Players CHICAGO STRIKERS RIOT WHILE ABIRTRATORS WORK Berne, May 3.—The Kaiser, according to German reports, is wavering between Hollweg and Tirpitz groups in determining his future course toward America, the latter demanding defiance of America and lattershed torpeding of all chips, neutral as well as belligerent. KANSAS CITY, MO., MAY 3- Herman Pittis was hacked to death while being shaved in the barber shop at the Washington Hotel here this afternoon. Savage Releases Two Players Topea, May 3 — Releases of Mundy, first baseman; Weising, catcher and Hanson outfielder, from the Topea club were announced today by owner Savage. He released outfielder Schweitzer yesterday and then hired him again at night. Chicago, May 3—While state arbitrators attempted today to settle differences between eleven thousand striking employees of the McCormick plant, the national Harvester Company, between six and seven hundred strikers charged the McCormick plant at Blue Island, hurling stones through the window. They retreated when police charged them and injured two strikers. Militia Reach Strike District Pittsburgh, May 8–State troops were rush into the埋藏 Creek Valley to help mobilize today. They prepared for mobilization a week ago. Pitts was found dying with his throat, face and wrist cuts. Police are seaching for the slayer. Pitts entered the barber shop to get some work done. An argument with one of the barbers followed. Pitts was shaken several times with a razor. Before he died Pitts said he had trouble with the barber several times and that when he climbed into the chair to get a shave the barber came in front with the razor. No one at the Washington Hotel would admit that they knew anything about the killing. Employees sad Pitts was found bleeding beside the barber chair. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 3, 1916. Send the Daily Kansan home. HASKELL LOSES KENNEDY AS COACH TO WASHBURN Bert Kennedy, former K. U. football star and coach of the ever victorious team of 1908 was chosen today as athletic director and gridiron coach of Wash- burn College in Topeka. Kennedy, it was said today. Not on- in September. Washburn was not the only school after the services of Kennedy, it was said today. Not only did the Kansas Aggies make a strong bid for his services as athletic director but the Haskell authorities tried until the last to get K. U. back at Haskell, where he has bee since 1911, the date he left K. U. as coach. COST SYSTEM EXTOLLED The installation of cost systems in printing plants, whether in metropolitan or country fields, and a strict adherence to the demands of the market will lessen the wreckage of business in the printing industry. Cost systems will produce efficiency, stop the leaks and raise the credit of the fifth largest industry from three place to somewhere near the tenth. Scientific Management of Back Office Spells Success, Say Cost Experts The first three speakers on the second day's program of the Missouri Valley Cost Congress now in fifth session, reiterated this advice repeatedly to the assembled editors and publishers in Green Hall this morning. A similar stunt is being pulled by W. R. Smith, state printer, and former newspaper man in Columbus, Kansas to spend his nights home to Topela to spend his nights t Mr. Mickel, in his address, "The Psychology of Selling Printing", this morning before the editors, stated that the selling of printing is a problem of the mind, and that the success of the business depends on the ability to see, feet and hear psychologically as well as physically. Selling his product is no longer a matter of entertainment for the customer, but a matter of logic. The salesman must also be familiar with all kinds of business, so that he may know what works and improve them with the value of his product for their particular need. Send the Daily Kansan home. Marco Marrow, advertising director of the Capper publications, talked for creative business. That the printer and publisher may get the business that is not voluntarily brought to the office, it is imperative that he have ideas to sell the merchant. A house organ was recommended as a stimulus for getting the new ideas in printing matter accepted. The Joys of Student Life INFORMATION SYSTEM Following the adoption of cost systems, what is needed further is a standardized system, the same in every office in every part of the country. This slant on the subject of cost systems was given by Joseph Tychotethe and Franklin Clubs of America. The goal toward which the National Typotheta is working, is the installation of a system that will pay. A million dollars has been appropriated by the organization for this work. TEL THE COLORS IGNORANCE CAUSES FAILURES E. K. Whiting, manager of the Owatonna Journal-Chronicle, owa company, who has the business failures and the low credit rating for the printing industry to the lack of cost finding methods and the ignorance of the cost of production. The efficacy of the systems, he illustrated by charts and diagrams, Accounting records, bill discounts, merchandise returns, the small publisher were shown to be affected by the cost system. NO MONEY TO DAY EITHER THEN BLUE TILL HE HEARS FROM HOME GREEN IS THE STUDE WHEN HE FIRST GETS IN. W. J. Hartman of The Hartman Co., Chicago, talked office efficiency, his assignment of yesterday afternoon which was carried over into today's program. Labor and machinery are the two strongest producers of efficiency in the back office, is the opinion of Mr. Hartman. PROTECT WORKMEN, URGED The protection of workmen from injury and HI health prevents inefficiency in the performance of his daily work. Keeping the machinery down and using fire cuts down the employee's limitations for accidents to a minimum. Sanitary conditions in the plant makes everyone satisfied and insures the highest per cent of efficiency. The country editor was exhorted by Mr. Hartman to make another effort to break the present practice of the government in letting contracts for envelopes and stationery which are sold at post offices, far below the price that the editor or publisher can print them at. An appeal to their congressmen was thought to be one means of stopping this practice. WHITE IS THE STUDE WHEN HIS BILLS COME IN 地產證明書 NO STUDENTS ON ANY ROOM IN HERE THIS IS THE MUSEUM RED WHEN HE PULLS A BONE. SUNDAY SEATS GO FAST THIS SOME OFFICE NOW Hundreds Stand In Line to Get Tickets for Tomorrow's Address More than 1,800 tickets to Billy Sunday's address were given out at the Daily Kansan office this morning. The ticket window closed at 10:45 o'clock, at which time the seating capacity of the gym had been reached. No more tickets are to be had. A long line of students waited outside the Kansan office for over two hours this morning, slowly working through a series of melting away, precious pastelbacks clutched tightly in hand. Two hundred of those waiting were disappointed when the window closed, and the student was made later in the day were refused. After those persons having tickets have been seated in the Gym tomorrow morning, the doors will be thrown open to the general public. Those who did not receive tickets will be seated in another section, the seats which will be installed, following a reseating of the Gym floor to be made tonight. Sunday will arrive in Lawrence at 9:20 o'clock tomorrow morning. He will begin his address at 9:30. What his subject will be, or how long he will talk has not been announced. Following his address Sunday will motor New York, May 3 — Working for a special mach race with aviatior De Lloyd Thompson, Dario Resta drove his car over the two-mile Sheepy Valley in 197 8.5, cutting two fifties of a second from his own record. "The University in general is not opposed to Billy Sunday's coming," said Chancellor Frank Strong this morning in commenting on the opinion expressed in the metropolitan panel of the University was opposed to Sunday's visit. RESTA CUTS TWO-FIFTH SECOND ON OWN RECORD "Personally, I am glad he is coming and think that the majority of the faculty members and students feel the same way about it," he continued. "A small minority of the faculty members do not but that is not the general sentiment." "So far I have not heard of any professors who are so vigorously opposed to Sunday that they refused to dismiss classes to enable their students to hear him. I don't believe that any professor will hold his class until 9:30 p.m tomorrow although no general convocation will be held." Tom McNeal, editorial writer for the Farmers' Mail and Breeze is another newspaper man familiar to Dougina county people, who will be in Lawrence for the newspaper week action. On different occasions, McNeal was a candidate elected to congress from the first district and as mayor of Topeka. Newspaper Week Gives Real Atmöspherte to University Daily Kansan If one usually thinks in the terms of the Greek art department, of course the journalism offices are a beastly noisy turmoil. But when one has the taint of printing ink in the blood, the Dull Kansas quarters are decorous as an old mural whose knitting needles click while she hums. But yesterday something happened to the ruralistic peace. In the news office a new machine sputtered, clicked and clanged, while a crowd of men inspected it with the minute and educated interest of a Kentuckian looking over a thoroughbred. Some even found interest in a poster near the machine stating that the Linograph 600 and paid for along with the piano, the phonograph and steen-cents-a-day type-writer. Across at the editor's desk a telegraph instrument barked incessantly like an excited young terrier telling of something which only his master could understand. It was a special wire from the United Press rapping out the big news of the world which had "broke" since morning. And near the door a dusky Filipino sat behind a large desk under the label "Register Here." As the men came in and scrawled their identification on a slip, the Filipino gave them round badges bearing their names and supporting a mysterious round case. For half a day the men consent to tdc the cases burden their memory and disarray that they are tape measures, put in their pockets to give to the wife or favorite child as a compensation for the joy of being rid of "the old man" for a few days. Over the scene hangs a light cloud of smoke through which a crowd of men move and jest and puff fat cigars. Some receive a glad hand from the students who mix in and help the adults, who are acknowledged with pleasure, and perhaps one or two receive the indulgent smile of all-knowing youth. Then there are the tables with papers for writing and printing, and beautiful pamphlets showing that it is useful as well as ornamental paper. In the press room are more types of paper these easier to folding machine, the wire sticker and the latest type cabinets on display there. Omricon Nu Initiates Omicron Nu, home economics honorary sorority, held its first annual banquet Monday evening at the home of Letha Williams, 539 Ohio street. The event featured a role in the department, acted as toastmistress, Janet Thompson, Sybil Woodrush, Ruth Dyche and Kate Daum responded to toasts. Mary Tunsen, a student from Mary Tunsen College of the chapter at Manhattan, Kansas, were out-of-town guests. LONDON, MAY 3. — Premier Asquith introduced the government's bill for compulsory military training in House of Commons this afternoon. BRITISH CONSCRIPTION BILL TO PARLIAMENT. The bill becomes effective a month after its passage. It enables the government to call all males eligible for service to the colors, but provides for the establishment of an army reserve for industrial work. The government may allot as many men as it sees fit to this reserve as industrial conditions demand. TROOPS IN PITTSBURG 45,000 Munition Workers Walk Out of Plants This Morning Pittsburgh, Pa. May 31 While the state militia marched into the Westinghouse strike zone today the move to remove the governor an eight hour day gained strength The first troops to near the scene of yesterday's wild riot entered East Pittsburg shortly after 9 o'clock. At the same time several thousand employees of the McKees Rocks plant of the Pressed Steel Car Company walked out. At least 45,000 workers in the munitions factories were out today. Some of the leaders put the troops striking at from five thousand and to ten thousand in excess of that figure. The government was under only militia unit on duty in the strike zone at ten o'clock. Other troops were expected there at any time. Martial law had not been declared but was virtually in effect. F. C. Lynch is probably the only one of ten K. U. alumni who is affected by the strike among the munitions workers. The other nine are affected by the strike. Lfinch has a managerial position in the munitions department. Dean Walker of the School of Engineering said this morning that other electricals who expect to work for the firm, Co., will their graduation this spring, will probably not be affected even though the strike should be prolonged. J. A. C. H. FRANK L. BLANCHARD SAN FRANCISCO TO G. O. I Republicans Claim Forty Thousand and Plurality San Francisco, May 3—Returns from 2,192 out of 4,347 precincts in this state indicate that the regular Republican national convention at Chicago June 7 have been elected by pluralities exceeding 25,000. Francis Keesling, Republican chairman, claimed a plurality of forty thousand. Twenty-six percent of the votes were for The Democratic candidates were pledged to support President Wilson. GERMANY TO REPLACE DUTCH LINER TUBANTIA The Hague, May 3.—Germany is finally convinced that the big Dutch Tubania was torpedoed instead of being sunk by a mine and will replace it by a larger vessel from the Hamburg-American fleet. The owners of the Tubania will pay the difference in cost. Send the Daily Kansan home. MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 2 to 5 Leader: The Rev. A. S. Henderson, pastor First Congregational church, Topeka, Kansas. General subject: "The Filial Life." Daily subjects. Thursday: "Conditions of the Filial Life." Friday: "Expression of the Filial Life." IRISH LEADERS SHOT Three Rebels Executed Today, Premier Asquith Announces CHIEF SECRETARY RESIGNS Augustine Birrell Quits as Result of Revolution in Island By United Press Leased Wire. London, May 3—Peter Pearse, president of the Seven Days Irish Re- cruitment Army, commander of the army of the Irish Republic, and a third man whose name was not given, were found guilty by court martial and shot to death this morning. Their executions were announced in the House of Commons this afternoon by Premier Asquith. They were the first of the rebels whose execution has been publicly announced. Practically all the rebel prisoners have now been removed from Dublin. About three hundred more including several leaders, were arrested. Explained and under remainder made up largely of prisoners of the rank and file, were taken to Beafast under heavy guard by Irish troops. Pearce, one of the best educated of the rebel leaders, was the head master of a boys' school in Dublin at the outbreak of the rebellion. He was chosen to be an inspector in the republic. Pearce led the assault on the general postoffice. He was wounded in the leg in last Thursday's fighting and surrendered to the government. When he was questioned, he signed a preclamation calling upon his followers to lay down their arms. Connolly was also wounded in the street fighting. The British authorities received a report Saturday night that he had died of his wounds. It was later learned that he had been shot in the face and signed to a number of passports for prisoners, with the title "Commander of the Army of the Irish Republic." In an order of the day issued in Dublin, Gen. Maxwell, commanding the troops, complimented the troops for gallantry during the fighting with the rebels. LOCAL ARTISTS APPEAR Professor Nevin and Mrs. Olcott Loudly Applauded at Evening Concert Assisted by several of the members of the School of Fine Arts, the Minneapolis Orchestra yesterday played in the gymnasium to the doors, both in the afternoon and in the evening. Great appreciation wash shown and the appeal of the orchestra even before its previously established reputation here. Prof. Joseph A. Farrell, of the voice department, undertook a difficult task, when he sang a long Wagnerian selection, Pogner's Address from the opers, "Die Melatersinger." That the feat was successfully performed was shown by the applause given him. During the evening concert, Arthur Nevin, professor of music, stepped on up Oberhofer's pedestal and conducted one of his own compositions, and she sang in a band comprising five short pieces of a lute vein. It might be called program music, but Professor Nevin did not employ cheap imitations, which are so natural that they are unconventional, as many modern composers do. The poet poem, "The Brook at Dawn" possessed the highest merit of the group. Lewis Grauveur, baritone, who was to appear on the program, was called to New York suddenly, on account of his injury. She was alsoHowver, Mrs. Herman Olcott was equal to the occasion, and with only a few hours notice was able to fill the room. She sang the Blind Girl's Song from Mozart's opera, "Don Giovanni." The afternoon performance given by the orchestra was quite heavy. One of the best pieces on the afternoon's program was Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. This is declared by many critics to be the most soul-appealing of all musical works, and Emil Oberlieger, the conductor, did justice to its reputation. "Tschakowski's Marche Slave", the choreographer, was blared out by the trombones and basses, making the effect very dramatic. The Russian nationif hymn was brought to conclude the piece. A selection from Wagner's opera, "Siegfried", was also played. In the evening concert, Albert Lindquist, tenor, made a hit with the audience, as usual. Mr. Lindquist's song was an aria from Goethe's "Rosa Rosa", Leonore Alonen, soprano, selected for "Murielle", by Gound, and was healtily enforced. Tschakowski's Fourth Symphony and Dvorak's overture, "Carnaval," were the most important pieces played. Two of Massenet's works were also given. --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Canoeing on the Bowersock Dam "HOW WHEELS GO ROUND" Blanchard Will Talk on the Making of a Newspaper Newspaper life has always been a favorite theme employed by novelists in their stories. Thackeryer, "Pendennis" is perhaps the most famous of these novels. An air of mystery seems to hover over a newspaper office. The editor is popularly conceded to be a man of unlimited intelligence and inventive little tin gold on wheels who goes everywhere, has free tickets to all shows, and is invited to all the big banquets. Frank Leroy Blanchard, editor of the Editor and Publisher, of New York City, who has worked on New York papers for twenty years, will lecture on "The Making of a Metro Museum" at Phaedra Hall at 5.0clock this afternoon. He will take the audience through the office of the New York Herald and tell just how a great daily is conducted. It is an address of thrill and excitement, with its lanten slides, Mr. Blanchard will show reproductions of the first newspapers printed in the United States, "Public Occurrences" in 1690, and the Boston News Letter" in 1704, and also the earliest newspaper ever published. He tells the story of the New York World's great beat in 1893 when the Victoria accidently sank the Cameraman, and 400 officers and men lost their lives. Mr. Blanchard has filled nearly every position in a newspaper office. He introduced Jay Gould and William H. Vanderbilt when they were the most important figures in the railroad world. When Vanderbilt died and Wall Street wanted to know Gould's opinion as to the effect it had on his business, Mr. Blanchard's interview with the latter was the only one given out by Mr. Gould and every newspaper in New York read it. Students of the University will find universally interesting material. SPANISH STUDENTS PLEASE LARGE AUDIENCE WITH PLAY A large crowd attended the sixteenth annual Spanish play given by the romance language students under the direction of Prof. Mark Skidmore in Green Hall Saturday evening, and the real representatives of Spain who seemed greatly pleased with the way the play was handled. The play, "La Muela del Juiciо" (The Wisdom Tooth), was an interesting comedy in one act which centered around the masquerading of an office-seeker as a dentist. By chance the government official that had to do with the appointments comes into the office, recognizes the office-seeker and gives him the desired position if he will successfully pull the tooth. After a great deal of fun the operation is successfully performed. The cast was made up of: Ray Walters, J. Homer Horritt, Gerry Eroyd, Gladys Drake, Philip Levi, James Barker, Jeffrey Sullivan, Kelby Mathews and John Tucker. STEAL COACH HAMILTON'S LATEST MOTOR CAR W. O. Hamilton's latest Chevrolet stock car was stolen early Sunday morning from the manager of athlete's garage in Chicago, where the car out of town caused its abandonment at Ninth and Illinois streets an hour later where it was recovered by the Lawrence police and returned. The theft is the first one that has been the victim of although owning a number of cars the past year. "Wow! That man Kabler has some arm!" wailed one freshman. “And Pete Reedy has not much gentler than the hind leg of a mule.” They were only two of about a dozen freshmen who attended the baseball game Monday without the customary "prophylactics." The strong arms of the football men convinced them that holidays were much the same as other days for the wearing of freshman caps. Send the Daily Kansan home. GRIFITH HEADS COMMITTEE FOR EXCHANGE OF PICTURES The plan of Prof. W. A. Griffith to have the larger museums and art collectors of the country loan their pictures to the colleges and universities, who will pay all costs of transportation and insurance, with met great success at the meeting of the directors of the Art from Colleges and Universities Association and the directors of the Arts from Colleges. Easter vacation. Not only do the colleges desire the pictures but the collectors are willing to loan them. Professor Griffith was made chairman of the committee to promote and organize these loans and is to select his own committee. These men are to organize various exhibitions which will feature works by artists from other, not in large collections as has formerly been the custom but in sets of threes, each set typical of an era of painting. In this way students of art will get the history of art in a way that has never been possible before. Her letter and raver pictures can be obtained. ANNIVERSARY POSTPONED UNTIL TUESDAY Celebrations for the thirtieth anniversary of the School of Pharmacy which were scheduled for today have been postponed until next Tuesday, May 9, on account of the Minnesota basketball concert in Robinson Gymnasium. A banquet will be held at the Elldridge House in the evening. A baseball game between the juniors and the seniors of the School of Pharmacy will furnish the students of that school with amusement in the afternoon. The Daily Oklahoman of the University of Oklahoma is represented at the assembly of journalists by Willard I. Campbell, editor of the university newspaper, and his assistant, department of the department of journalism, who will be an instructor in the department next year. Mr. Campbell is on his way to the University of Missouri to attend the convention of the journalistic fraternity, Sigma Delta Chi. Mr. C. T. Richardson of Garnett arrived on time for the Kansas News paper Week. Mr. Richards is man with a great Game Tornow, "The Only Paper In Town." Tom Sweney, a Lawrence banker was on the job at the meeting of the Cost Congress yesterday morning with his small American flags which he pinned on the delegates as they registered. Mr. Sweney's one hobby in attending the convention is passes around at every convention he attends. He is planning to take several thousand of them to the St. Louis Democratic Convention next month. All clubs in any department of biological science will hold a union meeting in St. Mary's on Friday at 7:30. Pref. W. Twenhofel will speak at the meeting. No Editors on This Paper Why is it that from the first inception of the University of Wisconsin time we have never had an editor to sojourn in our midst? Other professions have been well represented. Of preachers we have had enough to furnish subsistence to an African chief for a year; of doctors sufficient in number to depopulate a country, and of farmers to establish a good-sized colony in Hades. But editors—not one—Prison Mirror, Minnesota Penitentiary. No Editors on This Paper Anti-Fun ranks incarcerated. Students of Lawrence Business College are among the latest to enlist in the crusade against tobacco. This move involves the unification of the mobility with the organization of the Anti-Cigarette League, and was later taken up by students in Lawrence High School. Petitions are now being circulated asking the co-operation of the dealers in enforcing the law which prohibits the sale of tobacco to minors. Anti-Pill Ranks Increased Special!! Seal and morocco leather photo albums at less than factory ost. You need one, better get it, at Voll's Book Store.—Adv. Hash House Game The Helfoelborower team defeated the Nemo club Saturday morning 7 to 4. Have you seen the "King of all Pen- nies" by the "Eversharp." See it at Wolf's Eye. Send the Daily Kansan home. Sprunger, of "Flying Squadron", to Lecture Here Friday FROM TRENCH TO K. U. James E. Sprunger, State Y. M. C. a. Secretary for California, and for several months past one of the eleven members of the Y. M. C. A. Flying Squadron in the prison camps of Europe, will lecture on his experiences in Europe on Friday evening to give students an opportunity to mistake the Kansan in a recent issue announced this lecture for last Friday instead of May 5. Mr. Sprunger is a graduate of Oberlin College and has devoted his life to Y. M. C. A. work. Owing to the strain of his association work in Ohio, his health broke down and he was compelled to leave that state and go to California. Here he rapidly advanced to the front rank, being elected state Y. M. C. A. secretary after three years residence in the A. M. H. state. When John Mott called for men to work in the prison camps of Europe, he volunteered. Owing to the fluency with which he spoke German, he was sent to the Teutonic Allies to work among their prisoners, he has visited the prison camps of nations than Germany and Austria. Mr. Sprunger's lecture will be illustrated and will be doubly interesting because of his connection with the military, his many interesting phases in regard to the war will be touched upon by Mr. Sprunger. Especially will he dwell on the importance of the Y. M. C. force being carried on in the prison camps. NYMPHS WILL FROLIC Mr. Sprunger has delivered this lecture before the leading universities, colleges and commercial clubs of the West and he goes from here to speak before the International Y. M. C. A. Convention at Cleveland. The Pi Upsilon fraternity held their annual Founders' Day banquet at the chapter house Tuesday evening. Frank Henderson, Omar Hodges, Roberts Lewis, Claire Diettrich and He Cook McNamara, Robert Knight, Wm, L. Burdick, Prof. P, V. Faraghar and Prof. F. W. Bruckmiller were also guests. A club on Massachusetts street has five men-student boarders. One of them is a Welshman, one a German, one a Scotchman, one a Dane, and the other a Swede. So far the representatives of the neutral countries have been able to suppress the opening of hostilities among the club members. James Lynne, '19 College, visit Tuesday evening in Kansas City visiting his cousin Felice Lynne, who is living in grand opera there this week. Karl Pinkard has joined the ranks of those who believe in preparedness. Lest he become hungry while so far distant from his mother's cupboard, he carries along a package of German Fish Food in his pocket Charles Lyon, who withdrew from the School of Law several weeks ago to go to New Mexico for his health, has returned to his home in Topeka. Lyons will be forced to undergo an operation on his throat. He was a member of the middle law class, and the Kappa Sigma fraternity. L. A. Walworth celebrated the Easter vacation by having his tonsils removed at the University Hospital at Rosedale. He says the surgeon was very careful to not give others being there the same day to have their tonsils removed. May Fete Will Be Opened By Ethereal Greek Festival on Golf Links SHOSTAC WRITES FANTASY Mediaeval Rites Feature of the Evening Performance Arrangements are being rapidly completed for the May festival which is to be given the afternoon and evening of May 12. Two distinct features are so be staged, the Greek festival in the afternoon on the golf links and the medieval fantasy by Percy Shotact the night light in Robinson Gymnasium. The Greek festival opens with a scene in the Groves of Cytherea where the nymphs are at play on the green. Over the hill comes the long line of seniors led by Alma Mater chanting. The dancers perform the grove dancing and playing their pipes. Then the Libation Pourers enterearing Grecian urns on their shoulders accompanied by a chorus of junior women. In succession comes Apollo and his Muses, mountain nymphs, his Capod, Naids, wood Diana, the Dianna, the Clouds, Thunder, Lightning, Rainbow, Bacchus and his gay companions. Numerous chorus dances are planned most of them set to music written for the occasion by Prof. C. S. Skilton and Prof. Arthur Nevin of the School of Fine Arts. Lines for most of the chorus were composed of the department of English. Dr. Alice Goetz is directing the staging of the festival. In the night chorus will be these dancers: Helen Clark, Helen Topping, Vivien Presthetion, Virginia Lucas, Marion Joseph, Florence Rea-Hill, Katherine Ward, Brown, Earl Metalf, Fritz Schitzler, Gurri Henson, J. B. McNaught, Tom Mairs, Ray Gaffey. Percy Shostac's fantasy will be staged in the gymnasium the evening of the May Fete with Helen Clark, Ralph Spots, Percy Shostac, Merle Smith, J.B. McNaught, Earl Metcalf, Barora Arnold in the cast. SIGMA PHI DEFEATS IP UPSILOW 5 TO 1 For the first time in two years, Sigma Phi Sigma defeated Pi Upson in an inter-fraternity league baseball game. Thursday afternoon on Hamilton Field by a 5 to 1 score, Hugh Grutzmacher, Varsity track team and broad jumper pitched for the Sigma Phi and he hit his opponent's stick. The Stockton team hurled a nice game but was given miserable support. Despite their defeat the Pi U's still retain their hold on first place with two games won and one lost, a percentage of 607. The Sigma Phils are also winning and lose while the Kanzas bring up the rest with one game lost. The following poem, "Spring," was written without help by Elvabella Lawrence, a little nine year old Lawrence girl. Miss Lawrence is the daughter of Mrs. J. E. Lawrence of 535 Maine Street, and a cousin of Marguerite Perkins, a freshman in the College: SPRING Spring has come at last, Now forget the sad old past And enjoy the springtime air, While the birds sing everywhere. The wind is whistling through th Something's growing everywhere. My! how the birds do sing On this happy day of spring. Violet dot the roadside, Dancing in the sun, the sea orchard. Where underneath we run. Lilacs, whose colors are purple and white, Shining through the leaves so bright Four-leaf clovers are plentiful now, It's nearly time to follow the plow. Bob Burnam, a graduate of the Engineering School last year, stopped in Lawrence Wednesday for a short visit with friends. Burnam is on his position at Scheehanty where he has a position with the General Electric Company. Pattie Hart, '19 College, spent her vacation at her home in Grenola. "The crops are in," says Pattie who has made a close study of the situation. When the gasoline run out they took to hiking across country. Paul Hansen, Engineer for the State Board of Health of the State of Illinois, spent Wednesday in Lawyer-in-chief, the department of Sanitary Engineering. Miss Virginia Golf, '15 College, spent Saturday and Sunday visiting friends in Junction City. Miss Golf that she enjoys teaching school. The April number of The Journal of the Kansas State Medical Society has a half page cut out of the dissecting room of the School of Medicine at Lawrence. The picture was taken by Theodore Rocklund, taxidermist for the University Museum and shot this semester's students at work dissecting. From Other Campuses The University of Indiana is having its own troubles on the question of self government. The men and women both are working to get the student sentiment on self government, and when the student opinion is crystallized in favor of a proposition will be put up to the faculty committee on student affairs. Senior men at the University of Texas are permitted to carry canes and wear wing collars and bat wing ties on Mondays and Thursdays. They may fly by the college authorities that every effort will be made to protect them. While other schools over the country are howling for campus clean-ups, and shade trees, and new buildings, Columbia is having its own little bat in the game. A parent persists in storing the coal supply of the University upon the tennis courts. The corner stone of the new gymnasium at the University of Indiana was laid recently, accompanied by very impressive ceremonies. The names of all the students of the University were placed in the stone. Each senior at the University of California is assessed $65.00 toward a memorial fund of $50,000. Payment is made in April of each year for twenty years. The University of Michigan, with twenty-six men, has more of its alumni in the Senate and House of Representatives than any other state university. Harvard is second with twenty. Virginia is third. Seventy-five men turned out for the first spring football practice at the University of Texas. Coach Van Ghent has impressed the fact upon him that he uses schools as Harvard and Cornell put out superior teams is because their men have a thorough knowledge of the fundamental details of the game. The purpose of the spring practice at Texas is to teach those fundamentals to the players. A Bald Headed Club has been formed by the farmer boys of the Agricultural College of the University of California. All the money that usually goes for hair cuts is deposited in the treasury of the organization. A large dinner bell rung by the negro janitor calls the students of Howard College to and from their classes in the absence of the big college president, and about the first of March and its whereabouts shrouded in mystery. The Syracuse Daily Orange reports that at a recent catholic exercise at Syracuse, no seniors, five juniors, four sophomores and oge freshman attended. This makes a total of ten men. The average number that attend there is reported as being not more than twenty-five. The council of the faculty of medicine at the University of Toronto has recommended to the senate of the University that a summer term of the degree be held in May, he held to fit four year medical students for military service. The fraternities at the University of Utah have contest in baseball, tennis, track, basketball and are now conning organizing a horseshoe pitching league. Dick Hopper, the one-armed captain and outfielder of the University of Texas baseball team has been declared ineligible. His coach says of him that he has more baseball intelligence than any other player in the Lon Star Harvard University is setting aside $40,000 for football coaches next year. Part of this will go for increasing and part for additional coaches. The board of trustees of Purdue University voted unanimously to start working on a new armory as soon as the place of the one destroyed by fire. The grading system how used by the University of Missouri originated with Prof. Max F. Meyer of the psychology department of that school. The system gives extra credit for exceptional ability and work and negative credit for inefficiency. Many other universities have asked for an explanation of the system and others have already adopted it. The class of '17 at the University of Nebraska gave their class play, "The Man of the Hour," at the Nebraska Hospital for the Insane. Many of the "shut-ins" were able to enjoy it, says the Daily Nebraskan. Souvenir watch fobs of the cane rush held at the University of Ohio were put on sale a few days ago. The fobs are made from the cane which the freshmen won last fall. They have silver designs mounted on hammers and use them as design consisted of the numerals "19" crossed with a cane and inscribed with the words "Cane Rush, September 24, 1915." Members of the Home Economies classes in the University of Washington, have the opportunity of occupying a practical cottage, where they may work out various problems in connection with the arrangement of their ability to solve these problems determine their fitness for graduation. The Oklahoma Aggies were able to take only ten points out of a possible 109 in a recent track meet with the University of Texas. The farmers prepared with the Texas rangers when it comes to feats of athletic ability. A Shakespeare edition of the University Missouriian was published Easter Day, Articles on Shakespeare's life, his plays, his value as a historian, and his philosophy and religion make a very valuable number. He also several new Shakespeare anecdotes related by a professor of English. Ralph Glaze, a former Dartmouth football star and member of the all-American team for two years, has coached the college team for next fall. Of Colorado team for next fall. Forty-one students of the woman's law class of New York University will be awarded the chancellor's certification during exercises to be held this month. The employment bureau at the University of Michigan has 56 positions open ranging from a job of four hours duration to one of ten weeks. It may take up to May 1 if it the students do not wake up and take advantage of them. The University of Chicago HOME in addition to resident study by correspondence. For detailed information, STUDY 20th Year U. of C. Ohio, J. Chicago, MI Michael Tewar * Kansas Editors: You will need some barber service while in Lawrence. Remember that we have a sextet of experts who will give you the same attention received by our regular customers. "The Shop of the Town" HOUKS' Three Doors North Varsity Theatre Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. THESIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH pewriter Paper 744 Mass. St. PROTSCH The College Tailor --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN KANSAS EDITORS SHORT COURSE SQUARE PHOTO BASEBALL SQUAD RESTS Team Will Leave For Aggieville Tomorrow; Two Games With Farmers From the atmospherical conditions that have prevailed on Mt. Oread since the first of the week it would appear that the K. U. baseball squad has had its last practice before the Kansas Aggie games Thursday and Friday. This last practice was Saturday afternoon while the squad will leave for Manhattan tomorrow morning at 6:00. On the weekend the players from the Jahawkers will drop off for a game with the Catholic team in St. Mary's Saturday afternoon. As for the Aggie games this week Kansas ought to win easily. The Farmers were downed by Missouri in two games last week and failed to show a team better than the one they had on the field for spring. The Aggies have not been able to hit in their games this spring and anyone who has seen Smee and Craig in action feels safe in saying that they will have a hard time landing many safe blows off the Kansas star pitchers. The two regular pitchers, while Polio or Fischer will get a chance at the Catholics Saturday. The Kansas sound has had a good rest from conference games later. Only two have been played this season, both being with Ames at the beginning of the season. This gave Kansers a good teamship team, but before the banner is brought back to Lawrence this year some unusually good playing will be necessary. Missouri has a team that has not lost a game this season and McCarty's men will have to do some mastery fast work to down the Tigers. The only consolation the Jayhawkers have in lying idle during the bad weather is that the Farmers are also staying indoors. Neither team is getting into the game at all. Coach Merzeni Manhattan show that Coach Merzeni is worrying more than is McCarty. KELLEY ENTRYS NATIONAL RIFLE SHOTOING CONTEST Sherwin Kelly, E. 17, was the only student in the university who entered the contest for the Individual Gallery Rifle Shooting Championship of the United States, which was held by the National Rifle Association during the first three weeks of April, when he shot a bullet into the city in the "H" Company Armory, April 15 and he is still waiting for the results to be announced. The National Rifle Association is a non-military organization including in its membership marksmanskers from all parts of the country. Official rifle competition positions may be shot in April on regional ranges under N.R. A. supervision. Fifty shots are allowed with an hour to make them in. Kelly's score was 483 on the basis of a possible 500, but no high hope of becoming champion. M. U. PROFS IN HARD SOCK; NO PAY CHECKS San Antonio, Tex., May 3—Heavy rains which rendered the roads impassable had a number of supply trucks stalled at the Columbus base today and headquarters officials were considering a change of road. The headquarters quartermaster communicated with the base and was advised that the Mexican roads slashed by the wheels of heavy traffic would be effective barrier to automobile travel, since the rains set in. Troops, it was stated, have a large supply of food and forage and are not likely to face a serious situation. Mud Stalls War Supplies Columbia, Mo., May 8—Through an arrangement made with local bankers yesterday, the salaries for university employees up to June were guaranteed, but after that time new arrangements must be made. For the past few months the University has been running on borrowed money, and yesterday for the first time in the recent history of the school checks to university employees were held up. It was announced that these matters made possible the payment of salaries today. Dr. A. Ross Hill, president of the university said that he hoped state finances would improve by September, if however, no money is forthcoming from the state he said arrangements must be made with the school through. He said he was not so certain this could be done. FORMAL FOR WOMEN ONLY Frosh and Soph Women Hostess to Upperclasses Another one of the so-called feminine movements taking the form of a spring formal will be given May 20 with the freshmen and sophomore gym women acting as hostesses to the juniors and seniors. The upperclass women will receive invitations signifying their manner of dress, and asking their presence at the big spring formal. A deep cloud of secrecy hangs over the affair which will tax the keeping-quiet power of those who are sure to be sure, but their costume, the little diverting stunts between dances, and the outline of the whole thing is to be known to a very few. Each class will have some stunt or novelty dance given by the whole class cr by a few of its members, which will not only live up the scene but will afford entertainment and amusement with various tunes, symbolic of the various features on this intermittent program will add color and uniqueness. Miss Gladys Elliott who is planning the feminine spring formal suggests that the upperclass women shine around in freshies and sophistication determined to have every University woman in the Robinson gym this Saturday night," said Miss Elliott "There will be enough entertainment to satisfy every woman without in it the enjoyment of the dances." CARL J. SMITH GEO. H. PERRY Muscinate, Iowa, May 3.—With hundreds of men laboring day and night against the highest water ever known in the Mississippi river here to prevent the leeves from breaking, the fight seems lost today as the water, still rising is climbing over the tops of the bulwarks. Hundreds of families are moving from their homes in South Muscatee, while the Huttig Manufacturing Company, Barry Manufacturing Company and Door Factories and a dozen of smaller plants have been compelled to shut down. Hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of finished lumber is threatened at the Roch and Muscat Companies, where it is being loaded and rushed to safety. Muscinate Island, famous for its watermelons and sweet potatoes, is completely inundated. If the levee breaks south Muscatine will be a surging sea of water as the river now six miles wide at Muscatine, came up five inches last night with a rise of sixten inches predicted still to come. Pittsburgh, Pa., May 3-District Attorney Jackson declared yesterday afternoon that he would summon a special jury to investigate possession of naturalized foreigners participating in strike riots here in which several were killed and injured. This announcement followed reports a raided a firefighters plants at Bradock, McKees Rocke and Swisvale. Paris, May 3—Only artillery activity occurred last night on the Verdun front the war office reported oday. A French long range gun bombed the railway station at Sebastopol, in the south of France, and gunned the gonne the Germans launched a small attack with gases near La Harazze, but were repulsed with serious losses. We Have With Us Tomorrow evening the Topeka Press club entertainment for the editors will be held at Robinson gymnasium as a feature of the Dutch-Treat supper served by students of the K. U. journalism department. Charles H. Browne of the Horton Headlight-Commercial can not leave carrs at home. Yesterday he was pounding out copy for his paper. A. M. Amrine, Council Grove editor who as a sideline runs weekly papers at numerous surrounding towns in Morris and Lyon county, is here early to study printing problems. Mr. Amrine was in charge of the reformatory at Hutchinson until the Democrats came along. Rolla Clymer, editor of the Olathe Register, will meet his fraternity brothers at the Sigma Chi house during Newspaper Week. The K. U. smoking rule has been decommissioned sufficiently this week for the visitors only. Mr. and Mrs. E. E. Kelly, of the much read Toronto Republican are expected today. Mrs. Kelly will be the thriller for Mr. and Mrs. E. E. Kelly will stay with the Phil Deltis. Mr. and Mrs. Levi L. Alrich of the Cawker City Public Record will be the guests of their son, A. G. Alrich, of 744 Massachusetts street. Clark Conkling of the Lyons Republican believes in education. For that reason he is bringing with him the latter part of the week his son Glenn who will be taking his student who will take in the newspaper atmosphere along with his father. Thomas E. Thompson of the Howard Courant is scheduled to arrive today accompanied as he has written to the reception committee by "My Own Wife." Mr. Thompson, known widely in editorial circles as "Pip" Daniels, has been successful in training his students and becoming editor of the ekansas Note and Star Beam columns in the Kansas City Star. Mr. and Mrs. C. H. Manley of the Junction City Republican will stop with Mr. Manley's sister Mrs. Hood, "I am editor of nothing now except the New Era," the prison weekly." Thomas Morgan, warden of the felicity prison, told me last week. I expect I will get to over two days." Thomas Morgan before securing his appointment was the editor of the Ottawa Republic which he sold to Raulich Rabin, a candidate the Republic with the Herald. R. B. Griffith of the Perry Mirror is another of the editors who is coming to Lawrence day time and spending the nights at home. Both J. C. Denius and Harry Hart of the Dodge City Globe are here for newspaper week in spite of the fact that Dodge City is far into the short course of Mr. Hart graduated from K. U. in 1907. He is a guest at the Beta house. Pink Wingart, only a year ago one the Hill newspaper corby ETAOIH of the Hill newspaper correspondents and now associated Press representative at Topeka, has written announcing his intention of coming along tomorrow evening with his Topeka Press Club cohorts. JAYHAWKERS READY Washington, May 3—Early termination of the American campaign in Mexico is what the Obregon–Scott team has been making in view of authorities here today. The way is now clear for state department "treating" on the subject of withdrawn, unless General Carr was involved. What Scott and Orebron accomplished. Dedicatory Services to be Held at Close of Sunday's Address MEXICAN CAMPAIGNS MAY CLOSE SOON Has Borrell Resigned? BOOK WINS THE APPROVAL London, May 8 — Rumors that Augustine Birrell, chief secretary for Ireland, has tendered his resignation to Premier Asquith because of the Dublin rebellion were in general circulation today following Birrell's return from Dublin. The Daily Chronicle "Parliamentary Correspondent" reported it was rumored in the House of Commons lobby that not only Birrell would be General Friend, command of the forces in Ireland and several other officials have resigned. It is certain that Birrell will be under heavy fire when the motion for his resignation is called up for debate in commons. Visiting Newspaper Men and Printer Unanimous in Praise Dedicatory services of the 1916 Jayhawkmer will be held on the steps of Fraser Hall tomorrow morning, at the close of Billy Sunday's address in Robinson Gymnasium. Editor E. M. Johnson and Manager Ross Busenbark will make short speeches, and Manager Busenbark will present a copy of the rules of athletics to whom the Manager of athletics is dedicated. Immediately following, the books will be placed on sale at the Fraser Hall check stand. Universal delight seems to be the attitude of all persons who have seen the copy of the book in the possession of Manager Busenbark. THORPE PRAISES ANNUAL. Prof. Merle Thorpe, when he was showed the copy of the Jayhawker now in Lawrence, said that h reconsidered it a good Annual in every respect. The cuts are clear and the kodak section is by far the largest that has ever been seen in a Kansas year book. He adds that the three-color work in the senior section makes it unusually attractive. The artistic posters which are used at the beginning of every section of the book, are done in three colors, red, green, yellow, etc., and are equal to images seen in the best magazines. W. B. Brown, head of the journalism press and one of the printing authorities of the state, says that the Jayhawker is the best example of its own work, but it has never seen "the symmetry of type faces and the arrangement of the layouts shows near perfection in the art of printing." Mr. Brown said, "and I will work on the entire book is a credit to any printing house in the country." Newspapermen and visiting printers at the department of journalism were unanimous in their praise of the Jayhawker and Editor Johnson and Business Manager Busnarkbur are the best people among the people who have seen the book. The winner of the Vanity Fair Contest, Miss Dora Locka, a junior in the School of Fine Arts, from Anthony, Kansas, is shown in three poses which are almost perfect reproduce drawings and photographs which were taken by Squires. EDIT DUE CON SQUIRES CREDIT DUE CON SQUIRRES "The late Con Squires and the late Con Lewis of credit for the success of the Annual." Mr. Busenbark says, "for without his help and suggestions in the art section of the 1916 Jayhawker, the book would never have been what it is. Jay Hawkwer staffs in the future will miss Con Quires, for he has done more to raise the standard of the books put out at the University, than any one man in Lawrence." Enhusiastic; "Don't the spectators talk, you with the questions they ask." Aviator: "Yes. What else do you want to know?"—Jester. Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl LUMBER 12V02E 3456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789 It's Mighty Surprising —what a difference you will find in estimates on a bill of Lumber. of Lumber. —don't go ahead and buy your Lumber and then find out the difference afterward. —investigate first. —let us make you an estimate—no matter how large or how small it will hill —it will even pay you to go to considerable trouble—if that is necessary—to know the quality of our stock and get our figures. —we don't guess so—we know this to be true from our long experience. "The Yard That Saves and Satisfies." C. E. FRIEND Phones 42 1046 Mass. St. This Space Costs Us Five Dollars But it is worth it to inform you,Mr.Business Man of Lawrence, that the University Daily Kansan is either a good advertising medium for you, or that it is not worth anything at all. This truly student paper is one of the two extremes as far as you are concerned. If You Have Something to Sell to Students you are almost bound to advertise it in the Kansan to draw the students to your store. It is THE medium between you and them, AND THE ONLY ONE. Your advertising in the University Daily Kansan appears alongside the copy of reputable business firms whose owners you are glad to greet on the street. Advertising in this paper is set as you direct, in new type that has a full face, with neat attractive borders, displayed so that the reader cannot help but see it. "Advertise in the Kansan" is a phrase you hear used every day when a student enters a store. They don't rush up to you or your clerk and inform you of the fact that they saw your "ad" and that they want an article just like the picture shown, but remember, that the best stores in Lawrence have advertising space regularly in this paper and that they are the best stores because they have students' trade and you ought to be able to figure out for yourself just what Kansan advertising space is worth to you. Let's Talk Over Next Year's Contract! UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Chas. S. Sturtevant...Editor-in-Chief BUSINESS STAFF William Cady... Business Manager Cbas. Sturtevant... Adv. Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Paul Brindel Don Davis Don Harris John Gleissner Harry Morgan Guy Scrivnner Cargill Sproull Glenn Swogger Vernon Moore Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mailmaster of the department of law, office of lawwrites, Kansas, under the name of James A. McDermott. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. Published in, the afternoon five versaries of Kansas, from the press of varsity of Kansas, from the press of The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of our students, further than merely printing the textbook. The University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be positive; to beacious; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to prepare for life; to qualify the students of the University. WEDNESDAY, MAY 3, 1916. **POOR RICHARDS' ALMANAC** She had a 30-year-old son. What job labour she used, the used Key is al- most certainly her own. As Pride increases, Fortune declines. Drive thy business, or will drive the APPROPRIATIONS AND CAPPER He who multiplies Riches multiplie Cares. Ben Franklin. Two years ago Arthur Capper was a candidate for Governor of the State of Kansas. At that time, while making his campaign, he talked to the students of the University from the steps of Green Hall, and he told of the needs of K. U. and how he would be glad to aid the school in getting what it needed, when elected. All K. U. believed in these promises and cheered vociferously for the future governor of the fair state of Kansas. Last year the legislature met. Appropriations for the state schools came before the body. The Governor, in the midst of his heavy duties, forgot that the state University needed buildings, that the class-rooms were crowded, and that the equipment was inadequate and antiquated. The University failed to receive the appropriations hoped for. While visiting the campus last week, the Governor admitted that the University has a strong faculty, but that "they must have facilities with which to work—buildings and equipment." Arthur Capper, candidate for re-election, is ready to admit that the time is ripe for the University to have a sufficient appropriation. Campusology continues to bat 100 per cent efficient. And cuts are frowned on by members of the class. We hope the Governor really feels the time is ripe. We, here at the University, have felt so right along. We felt 10 when the appropriation was up before the legislature last winter, and was refused. May we hope, that after the Governor is re-elected. that he will not forget? THE LITTLE THINGS It was the day before elections. The various candidates were being discussed. "Well," said the freshman College, "I'm going to vote for A——B——for he always has a pleasant smile, and speaks when he meets a fellow. You don't have to be all dilled up to get a pleasant word from him, either." It's the little things that count. THE POLITICAL SITUATION The University of Kansas will hold its annual spring elections tomorrow. Those running for office are tearing their hair in an agony of suspense. If the political methods used in the last week are any indication of the kind of election that we are going to have the student body and the faculty are in for a surprise. All indications point to a cleaner political situation than at any time in the last few years, and, with this spirit in the foreground, it will be unfortunate if anything is done tomorrow to create scandal. There is little doubt but that the fall elections were dishonest, to what degree it is impossible to determine. Such conditions reflect upon the entire school. Log rolling, and stuffing the ballot boxes may be expected in large city elections to a certain extent but in the University of Kansas, corrupt political practices have no place. They are manifestly contrary to the ideals of a university and the student who allows himself to be drawn into crooked political gangs is deliberately hindering the development that he should obtain while attending college. The best dancer is not always the best authority on the Japanese immigration bill. GOOD MUSIC APPRECIATED University lovers of high class music were given a treat yesterday, in having the privilege of hearing the Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra both in the afternoon and evening. The Orchestra has some of the best musicians in the country in its personnel. Lawrence is fortunate in being able to bring them here as a part of the University Concert Course. The appreciative audience that filled the gymnasium at both concerts, is proof that there are those at the University who are glad of the opportunity to support good music. Jayhawk Squawks Among other apparel which doesn't last long enough are shaves. After we hear all the learned comments, we sometimes wonder if Shakespeare knew he did it. Visitor: "For heaven's sake, what's all the yelling and jabbering in there about? Is somebody killed or murdered?" Stude: "Oh no, that's just a sorority meeting, and they've turned to the discussion of new members." When a man isn't in collage activity, he naturally assumes that he's a pretty girl. Strange how many young ladies find it necessary to practice the piano at dish-washing time. Last winter you made a mental calculation as to which profs you could "stall" and which you must discover, will you discover the accuracy of your guesses. "I see so much now-a-days," said Mrs. Gottit Twisted, "about this Owen service. Why doesn't he ever pay it?" A deaf person might enjoy the "movies." No person who has to listen to the impartial elucidations on all four sides can. You may form your estimate of a man either from his keen political acumen, or from the number of dandelions in his front yard. To enjoy a rainy day, one should either be gifted with a poetic temperament, or else sell rain-coats. If a student retires at night compile exhausted, he votes the holiday. a There are to be a large number of prominent editors and writers at the Journalist Convention. We wonder if Mr. X. Change will be all of all, Mr. X. Change, will be here? If Villa has been dead as long as they claim he has, it seems to us that it shows rather poor judgment to demand his body. Old Grandpa Hawkins, who has St Vitus' dance, got the first chiggerite of the season on the back of his jeek. It bothered him quite a bit until he fixed sand-paper in his collar. Now he's perfect happy. It's really no concern of ours, but we've been wondering, in case T. R. and Billy Sunday should get together to keep the conversation from dragging? What D'ye Know Do you know the authors of the following books or quotations? Does your room-mate? Read them off a him 1. Who wrote "A Man without a Country?" —G. Whiz. 5. Who wrote "Tae Little Minister?" 6. W. w. wrote "Captains Courageous?" 3. Who Wrote "A Christmas Carol?" 2. Who wrote "A Comedy of Errors?" 7. Who said "out of the trenches by Christmas?" 8. Who wrote "The Count of Monte Cristo?" 4. Who wrote the Koran? 9. Who said "Judge not that ye b not judged?" 10. Who wrote "Don Quixote?" POET'S CORNER Paul Lawrence Dunbar was the first of the Negro race to evince an innate distinction in literature. Both his parents were in slavery before he became a student of Puskin in Russia, both had negro blood in their veins, but Dunbar is the first of pure African blood to take up an interest in literature. He wrote about the relation of the limitations of his race and delightfully, their characteristics. THE MYSTERY I was not now I am—a few days hence And after, but can another do some And after, but can another do some would I stand upon a wide and sunless plain No Or lack of power says "no" to all would aright. When ever, overcoming fear I dare to I stand upon a wide andautiful plain, Nor chart nor steel to guide my steps When're, o'ercoming fear I dare to move, I mean I'm afraid. I grope without direction and b chance. chance. Some feign to hear a voice and feel someone to hear a voice and tee hand That draws them up everward upward The' off thro' fateful darkness do 1 reach. reach, And stretch my hand to find that other hand. the gloom, But I *l* hear no voice and touch n Tho, off thir' allence infinite I list, And strain my hearing to supernai the near to neighbor bending skies The next to neighbor with the novi- ear earth. hand. Question of th' eternal bending skies The word is often in a different position. It can be the end of a line, or it may be part of the sentence. Here, it's part of the sentence. But they roll on, and daily shut their eyes On me, as one I shall do on them, And tell me what I ask. —Paul Lawrence Davis Essays in Tabloid Tablets The editors. Of Kansas. Are peculiar. Set of men. Possibly it is Because they live. On a. Peculiar diet. The quantity of. Which varies. According to. The number of Peruna. Ads in the paper. For that. Week. Some editors. And their editorial staff. Gally consume. Onions and spuds. Contributed by. Subscribers who. Use agricultural money. Must use. Washington Presses to print. Their papers. And to iron. This is the. Reason why. So many Kansas. Editors are. Noted for their. Beauty and brains. With butwal. The Kansas editor. Gets there. And sometimes buys. A Ford. A new baby. Carriage or perchance. Some new type. And then. He goes to. Congress or becomes. Postmaster. THE KANSAS EDITOR CAMPUS OPINION Communication must be signed as evidence of good faith but bumps will not be published. TOO SEVERE ON GIRLS? Editor Daily Kansan: Indignant. The writer of this protest is a firm believer in strict school discipline and regulation, and is in no sense in sympathy with the knackers. However, when injustice is done to fellow students, University student to protest, when injustice is done to fellow students. The writer wishes to protest most emphatically against the practice of the women's gymnasium department in forcing injured students to make injuries which were caused by injuries received while doing gymnasium work. Another case is that of a freshman girl who injured her ankle while in the pool, and missed two weeks of gym as a consequence. She, too, must make this up. Such a practice is inexcusable and unjust to the injured parties and should not be tolerated. Two examples are cited. One girl, a sophomore, received a wrenched shoulder while giving an exhibition gymnasium lesson. She was compelled to miss nearly three weeks of gym. Yet the department has insisted that she must make this time up before receiving any credit. SENIORS! PAY YOUR DEBTS Editor Daily Kanan:— The Class of 1916 owes some debts in Lawrence that ought to be taken care of right away. The action of M. A. A. Bickel, who owns a grocer at the local store, St. St., was perfectly justified. I talked to Mr. Bigelow this morning and he said that he thought the debt could be settled without the action of any court. He doesn't want the news to go out over the state that the students are allowed to do their business neither do any of the others to whom the members of this class are indebted. Whether the members of the class as individuals have known anything of our obligations does not matter. The fact remains that the class owes the students money to pay them the rent cents from each member would meet all obligations. While I will acknowledge that the merchants of this hamlet are about twenty years behind the times; do not back the school in the way they should; don't support the University Daily Kansan in the way they ought to (the business manager of the Kansan tells me that the paper receives less support its circulation is limited, indoors, down in their pockets to entertain visitors as do the merchants of other towns—still, we should not try to beat one man out of nearly $60 to spite the rest of the gang. I have my twenty little red copers ready to pay to some committee which President Randolph ought to appoint at once. I want to see all these debts paid. I want to leave school without a biot on my class. Most of all I don't want to have my school advertised out over the state in the way the Toppea Daily Capital newspaper seems to take pride in advertising her. Let's get together, Sixteens, pay off this debt, create a better spirit between the school and the town, and maybe someday, the Lawrence Merchants and Farmers Association will awaken to the real significance of the University of Kansas and how much it means to them in bread and butter. Teachers should ask that students have to educate their elders, but, if some of my business friends down town would turn loose enough money to get out of town once in a while they would see some of their own shortcomings. CHAPEL ATTENDING PROFS Senior. Editor Daily Kansan: Question: How do the professors make themselves consenting? Answer: By their absence at chapel! Complain has often been made because more interest is not taken by the student body in the chapel hour. Plans have been used to arouse interest and secure a larger attendance of the students. We do not use some of the professors' services. Should they not be head promoters of the morning service? Only 2 per cent of the whole student body attend chapel and 2.7 per cent of the professors! Almost the same in general average. Should it be thus? According to number there should be fifteen times as many students as professors at chapel each morning. But since the profession of our situation does not show enthusiasm for the service, what can be expected of the students? REFLECTIONS ON OSCULATION Soph. He kissed me—I know 'twas wrong, For he was neither kith nor kin; Need one do penance very long, For such a tiny little sin? He pressed my hand—that wasn't right! Why will men have such wicked ways? ways: It wasn't for a minute quite. In it there were days and days. There's mischief in the moon I know, I'm positive I saw her wink; I don't like her. When I requested hint to go, I meant it too, I almost think. But, after all, I'm not to blame. He took the kis! I do think men Are quite without the sense of I wonder when he'll come again. WANT ADS FOR RENT—After September 1, modern house of twelve rooms midway between town and the University. Bell Phone 1823 W. 141-3. FOR SALE - Visible typewriter, tabulator, backspacer and all modern improvements including two color ribbon. Monthly payments if desired. See it at 1220 Louisiana street or call Bell phone 1442J. 142-5. LOST—Enamelled brooch, pink blossom and green leaves. Prized as a souvenir. Return to Marie Buchan, 1117 Kentucky. Phone 1994W.Bell. CLASSIFIED Book Store KEELER'S BOOK STORE. 932 Massa St. Typewriters for sale or rent. The book is bound in supplies. Paper by the pound. Quarter books for 10c. Pictures and Picture framing. ED. W. PARISSON, Engraver, Watch- 珠宝. Cell phone 711. 717. Mass. Jewelry. MISS ESTELLA, NORTHRUP. china certified by the United States. 736 Mass. Box. 14850 Washington Blvd. PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO. PHONE Mazda and Mazda Lamps. MSA Mazda. MSA K. U. SHOE SHOP and Pantatorium is the best place for best results 1342 MAY 1968 Shoe Shon Black line B. H. DALE, Artistic Job Printing Both phones 228, 1027 Mass. FORNEX SHOE SHOP, 1017 Mass. St. a mistake. All work guaranteed. MISR M A, M O'MORGAN I321 Tennessee. MISSISSippi Air Force very reasonable. Mississippi Bell III. very reasonable. PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires' suite. Both phones. --manhattan central west. Annual high school invi- lation most of Lawrence HARRY BEDING. M. D. Eye, ear, face. F. C. U. Blvd. Phones, Bell 61;, F. C. U. Blvd. Phones, Bell 61; G, W, JONES, A. M, M. D, D. Disease Jones, A. M, M. D, D. Disease 1251 Chicago St. Phoena H. Heslton 1251 Chicago St. Phoena H. 1251 Chicago St. Phoena H. J. R. BECHTEHL, M. D. D. O. 833 Muxes Both phones, office, and residence. A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law 743 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas. DR, H. W, HUTCHINSON, Dentist. 2018 Parkins Bldg, Lawrence, Kansas. C. O. IBREUPLM, D. M. Diek Bldk. Eyx plass work guaranteed. Successor to plass work guaranteed. 1916 TRACK SCHEDULE May 5 Nebraska dual meet at Lawrences. May 6 Kansas state high school meet at Lawrence May 13 Missouri dual meet at Columbia. May 19 Kansas Aggie dual meet at Manhattan. May 27 Missouri Valley Conference meet at Columbia. June 3 Western Conference meet at Chicago. There's a girl who lives on Tennessee, and she's just as sweet as sweet can When I go by When I go by She drops her eye On a mighty good looking man— that's my me. DO YOU KNOW Bowersock Theatre That the tuberculosis exhibit sent out through the state by the University of Kansas in connection with the state board of health has an incalculable influence in stimulating intelligent measures to stamp out this disease? Today Only Tomorrow the latest American fashions. IN Has a Selected Program of the latest comedies, scenic and educational, and pictures showing President Wilson voting. Life in Mexico, and MARY PICKPORD Famous Players-Paramount MARY PICKFORD 4 Shows Daily "Fanchon, the Cricket" Admission 10c is The Oread Cafe "Just a Step from the Campus" Tomatoes Radishes You can leave the meetings at 12:30 or 5:30,eat a good meal at the Oread Cafe, and get back without missing a thing. New Peas New String Beans Lettuce The LINOGRAPH Slugcasting Machine Fresh Strawberries All Vegetables in Season You will meet other Journalists at the Oread. A block north of the Library. No hill to descend. LUTZER is being demonstrated. is being demonstrated ALL THIS WEEK AT Journalism headquarters UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS PRICE, $1800. EASY TERMS The LINOGRAPH sets any measure from 5 to 30 ems, inclusive, is provided with ample supply of matrices for setting long measures, and is guaranteed to set as much and as good composition as any slugecasting machine on the market. SIMPLICITY OF CONSTRUCTION, LOW COS. OF MAINTENANCE and EASE OF OPERATION are Outstanding Features of this machine. Ask to have it Demonstrated To You. THE LINOGRAPH COMPANY DAVENPORT. IOWA We court a rigid investigation of the reliability of our financial resources and permanency of our organization. (All the Composition in this advertisement was set on Linograph) UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN FOUND—On tennis courts a sweater. Owner identify and pay for ad. Phone Bell 2566 W. tf. Schulz Surety --that's what you buy in Schulz clothes -- Adv. DO YOU KNOW That despite the extraordinary high price of gasoline Kansas automobile dealers declare they are disposing of more machines now than ever before? Vote for "Junk" Herriot MR. EDITOR: TAKE A K. U. PENNANT HOME—$1.00 We caught a Man the other day who was going out of pillow and pennant manufacturing on account of the scarcity of felt. He had just SIXTY K. U. PILLOWS. These pillows were made to retail for $1.50 and $1.98. We bought them cheap enough to sell for $1.00. YOU K. U. WOMEN Don't think for a minute that these special prices are for Editors only. We want our regular customers to take advantage of this exceptional opportunity as well. Remember TOMORROW at ANNOUNCEMENTS WEAVER'S All seniors who expect to be graduated this spring and have not filled out their applications for degrees are asked to do so. O. Foster's office at once and do so. The International Polity Club will meet Wednesday evening, May 8, at the Pi Upsilon house, 19 w. 14 st. Election of officers and delegates to the conference at Cleveland. Meeting called promptly at 7:15 p. m. Senior Women will meet Wednesday at 7 o'clock p. m. at Westminster to practice May Fete Song. The costumes will be given out. The Spinx Society meets tonight at 7:45 sharp at the Sigma Phi house. Important business. The Latin chorus for the May Fete will meet with Miss Oliver at 4:30 Wednesday in Room 311, Fraser Hall. Prof. Karl Becker's lecture, which was to have been given in Fraser Chapel May 4, has been postponed until Thursday, May 11. Meeting of School of Education, Thursday at 12:30 in Fraser chapel. There will be a union meeting of all biological clubs Wednesday evening, at 7:45, in Snow Hall. Prof. W. H. Twenhoff will address the meeting. The Home Economics Club will meet at 4:30 p. m., Thursday, in Room 10, Fraser Hall. The Rota Club will meet Thursday at 4:30 at the home of Miss Eugenia incarnate, a very important meeting and all members are requested to attend. LOST—In Fraser Hall last Thursday, a raincoat. Will finder please leave at 19 W. Fourteenth or call 603 Bell? Send the Daily Kansan home. EDITORS! There is a place in Lawrence where you can get a real meal for 20c. Four blocks down the hill from the Library. Kansas Newspaper Week Program LEE'S COLLEGE INN Wednesday Afternoon Where Discriminating People Dine 1:30—Guaranteed Printing. RICHARD H. WALDO, New York, Business Manager of the New York Tribune. 2:15—Improving the Printer's Standing. MR. TRAHJAGH. 3:00—Question Box. MR. BROWNE. 3:30—Equipment for Efficiency. MR. HICKS. 4:15—The Lost Word in the Printing Industry. MR. MICKEL. 5:00—An Illustrated Lecture on the Making of a Metropolitan Newspaper. FRANK LEGRO BLANCHARD, New York, Editor of the Editor and Publisher. Frank L. Chardwood, Chairman. 7:00—Meeting of the Kansas Daily League. (Dinner.) University Club. Second Division, the Front Office. Thursday Morning Short Course for Editors (There is no break between the First and Second Divisions of the program, so far as the logical progression of the courses is concerned, but printers who can not remain the whole week will have covered the subjects in which they have particular interest at this point, and editors who can not come for the whole week will enroll at this time in order to get full benefit of the discussions particularly important to them.) 8:30 The Aeid Test of Salesmanship. Mr. MUKELI. *Mr. MUKELI.* 9:15—Newspaper Costs. MR. WHITING. 9:30—Adjournment to hear "Billy" Sunday, in the Robinson Gymnasium. Admission by ticket. 10:00—News: And How to Read and Interpret It. ARTHUR I. STREET, San Francisco, California, Director of the American Institute of Cur- rent History, formerly managing editor of Collier's. 10:30—Educating the Advertiser. HUGH McVEY, Des Moines, Ia., Advertising Counselor for Successful Farming. 11:30—Testing the Beatitudes, a Twentieth Century Adventure in Journalism. JAMES SCHERMERHORN, Publisher of the Detroit Times. Fraser Hall, Chapel. Thursday Afternoon. 1:30—The Cost of an Inch of White Space. Mr. WHITING. 2:15—Covering Your Territory. N. S. Huse, Editor of the Journal-Chronicle, Norfolk, Nebraska. 3:00—What the Other Fellow is Doing, Mr. BLANCHARD. 3:45—Organizing the Newspaper Office. G. L. CASWELL, Denison, Iowa, Field secretary of the Iowa Press Association, and editor of the Denison Bulletin. 4:30—The Ad Club—Why and How. CARL HUNT, Editor of Associated Advertising. 5:00—Merchandising Service for Advertisers. Moving Picture film shown by Mr. W. J. Merrill of the Chicago Tribune. Fraser Hall, Chapel. 6:30—Neutralized Dutch-Treat Supper, (50 cents.) Reported, edited, and distributed by staff of the University Daily Kansan, editor-in-chief as head waiter. Denatured cabaret, featuring the Topeka Press Club in its execution of its original musical melange "Armageddon." Moving picture film from the Chicago Tribune, "Racing the Deadline." Robinson Gymnastium. Women to Give Cantata In the Gypsy chorus the solo parts will be taken by glades Glyttz伯, who will sing the part of Esmeralda and will tell fortunes, and by Eden Davis the part of Zerina. Dorothy Cole the part of Chorus the chorus, will give a dance. The Women's Glee Club will appear in Spanish Gypsies' Cantata at Fraser Hall. Thursday night. The Women's Glee Club two choruses, Spanish and Gypsy. The Spanish chorus includes three solos. Bora Lockett will take the part of Lola, Myrle Cross that of Inez and Claire Sheurer, Dolores. The Women's Glee Club fund does not come under the Athletic Association and student athletic tickets will be issued for admission of admission is twenty-five cents. John Madden, prominent in the University of Kansas journalism circles before his graduation two years ago, plans to return to his old stamping ground the last of the week. Madden is editor of the Linn County Republic at Mound City of which his father had been editor before his毕业。Madden returned after his graduation and he found the Republic in a run-down condition. In two years Madden has built up the circulation, hiked the advertising rates and is furnishing Linn county with a better newspaper. He wears a Schulz suit. Nuff said. He's well dressed. George W. Connell of the Lecompter Sun is attending the journalism meetings this week in Lawrence and returning home at night. Kansas Newspaper Week, as Seen by Maloy, Cartoonist IRV COBB TEACHER I SEE A NEWSPAPER, THE NEWSPAPER IS IN THE HOLE WHY DO NEWSPAPERS GET IN THE HOLE? HERE FORWITING BENNY PIN UNDER DEE BRISTOW READY TO READ EXAMPLE HIL I HAD IT TO DO GIVEN WOULD I MARRY A RANCH EDITOR HERE'S ANOTHER GRAMMATICAL ERROR IN COLLIERY'S IM GOING TO SHOW IT TO THE TEACHER TOO MUCH LEARNING DOTH MAKE ONE BUGHHOUSE. BETTER DID THEY EAT MORE KRAFT AND SLEEP BETTER O'NIGHTS IT'S A MEAN THING TO DO; BUT I AM GOING TO DO IT GO TO IT! MARNIAH GLIEU BILL WHITE MELISHA RED HOME CLEVENGER CAPPER ALLEN DL. LITTLE COOK MABELMAN MELEINIAN MALLOY- URGE MILITARY COURSE Men's Student Council Petitions Chancellor to Install Army Work WOULD HAVE IT OPTIONAL No Compulsory Instruction Is Asked by Students The last and the most important of the official acts of the out going Student Council at its last regular meeting last night was to petition the Board of Education and the State Board of Administration to sider the advisability and the ways and means of establishing elective courses in military tactics, engineer-ered courses in the University. The Hay Bill, now in effect, Congress, would authorize the War Department to co-operate with the universities in the country at large for the establishment of such courses, conduct of such courses therefrom as officers in the reserve. The following are the resolutions as adopted and submitted to Cancellor Scott REQUEST CONFERENCE WITH BOARD CONFERENCE WITH BOARD "Whereas, Pending national legislation would state that officers on citizen reserve corps are strong, and would make liberal provisions to the co-operation of the Federal War Department and American Universities in training citizens to reserve officers, "Therefore, Be It Resolved: "1. That it is the opinion of the Student Council that the University of Kansas should prepare to give courses of instruction in Military Science; "2. That the Chancellor be requested by the President of this body to confer with the Board of Administration and the faculties of the University, concerning both the desirable and the nondesirable means of establishing elective courses of instruction in Military Science in the University of Kansas." The courses thus proposed would be taught by officers and instructors hired by both the state and National governments, and all phases of military training would be included. The Government would desire, should the measure pass Congress, to turn out the graduates of such courses as experts in military science and tactics could be available for officers in a resort or the shorter army in case war should be declared. It would be in the neighborhood of 50,000 these officers available in a few years after the establishment of the courses in a number of the larger Universities in all parts of the country. PLAN USED IN EAST GO IN EAST The eastern schools are pushing the idea, and with the good presents that the bill has in congress at the present time, a number of the larger ones are already planning to establish the proposed courses. Mr. K. U. Man.—The well dressed man wears tailored to measure clothes. Ask Schulz.—Adv. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Potter's Lake on a May Day THE RIVER. CUBS MEET AT M.U. Sigma Delta Chi National Convention Meets Thursday Twenty-four delegates from as many universities having departments or schools of journalism will have an opportunity to see how newspaper executives Missouri School of Journalism when they visit Columbia May 4, 5 and 6 to attend the national convention of Sigma Delta Chi, honorary journalistic fraternity. In addition to the four other fellows of the fraternity, experienced newspaper men, headed by Chase S. Osborne, former governor of Michigan, who has been mentioned as a presidential possibility, will be there. Sigma Delta Chi will meet with Missouri-Nu chapter Thursday afternoon, May 4, during Journalism Week. The national president, Roger Steffan, editor of the Sun, Durham, N.C., will be in charge, and will probably make a public talk in the Journalist Week program. The local chapter will entertain the visiting journalism students the three days of the convention. Lunchcens, will be given for them probably Thursday evening and Friday noon. All guests' will attend the annual Journalism Week Made-in-America banquet Friday night at which William J. Bryan will be one of the speakers. Delegates from all parts of the United States will be present. The national officers of the fraternity are: Chase S. Osborn, former governor of Michigan, honorary president; Roger Stefan, editor, the Sun, Durham, N.C.; William McMahon, member of faculty of School of Journalism, University of Montana, vicepresident; F. M. Church, Detroit, national secretary; Robert C. Lowry, the statesman, Austin, Tex., treasurer; Lee A. White, member of faculty in journalism, University of Quill, the fraternity publication; Frank Mason of the American Boy, Detroit, expansion secretary. SCHOOLS TO BE REPRESENTED SCHOOLS TO BE REPRESENTED The following universities and colleges will be represented at the convention: De Pauw, Kansas, Michigan, Denver, University of Washington, Indiana, Ohio State, Wisconsin, Iowa, Indiana, Nebraska, Iowa State, Leland Stanford, Montana, Louisiana, Kansas Agries, Maine, Chicago and Beloit College. Vernon A. Moore will represent the Kansas chapter in the convention in Columbia. He will break away from the Editors Convention in Lawrence this afternoon long enough to show the orientation of the national conference that the Beta chapter of journalists is the live bunch of the fraternity. Supervised study was the subject of discussion at the meeting of the Pi Gamma Sigma, educational sorority, Thursday evening. The discussion brought out the methods used in various places for this aiding of backward children. The purpose of the plan is to give such students an difficult day's work, where indi- vidual attention. The usual plan is to have this study period come after the regular day's work, and the enrollment in the classes entirely optional. The idea is proving successful in both grade and high schools. Despite the efforts of a number of energetic diggers the spring weather has brought a big crop of dandelions to the library. A few more north of the Library and the Museum. ORGANIZE SCHOOL SURVEY Thirty-two Kansas Cities Enrol for School Investigation Thirty-two of the leading representative cities of the state have written to Dean F. J. Kelley of the School of Education, signifying their intention to co-operate in the continuous school survey which is being started by the Bureau of School Service of the University. Blanks will be mailed to these cities in a few days. These blanks will be filled out from the statistics and reports of the past school year and returned to the University where a report on the comparative standing of the different schools in the survey can be made. It is hoped to extend this survey to all the larger schools of Kansas and in this way to standardize the school systems and to put their work on a more uniform basis. The survey will probably extend over a period of three or four years before it is completed. The following schools have written for blanks: Ottawa, Neodesha, Caney, Abilene, Minneapolis, Arkansas City, Junction City, Clay Center, Emporia, McPheson, Wichita, Osborne, Pratt, Maryville, Kansas City, Senea, Garner, Omaha, Spokane, Winfield, Salina, Hiawatha, Fredonia, Hutchinson, Newton, Manhattan, Anthony, Holton, Fort Hays, Cherryvale, Pittsburg. SOME ARE FOR SOME ARE AGAINST NEW FRAT "I am anxious to see a chapter of Sigma Delta Psi installed at the University," said Dr. Naismith this morning. "I can see no place for such an organization," Cocham Hamm said, last minute coaches. Each man supported his belief with sound and logical reasoning, too. Dr. Naismith is of the opinion that the organization is rathef for track athlete than man proficient in other branches of sport, but that', taken as a whole, it takes a good all round athlete to pass the membership test. "It will create interest in the physical side of our University life and thus have a greet it constructive value," he said. "University physician this morning." "We have too many fraternities now," said Coach Hamilton, when questioned about the new athletic order, which includes being of be to any value to us if we do get a chapter of Sigma Delta Pi installed. There is enough union, and close enough friends'ips are formed on our campus, but there are others for any other form of organization." The fact remains, however, that tryouts will be help some time in the near future. Students who favorable a charter will be applied for. The fraternity is strictly honorary in nature, not social. Membership is only gained by passing an examination outlined in their founders, and any other University member is allowed to compete for men membership. Rev, J. S. Swogger, of Edgerton, topped off Monday on his way to the Presbyterian Presbystery, at Clay Con- ferral a short visit with his son, len- son. Because they'll pinch you for you rent. There is one way to be a rich gent, Save all you make, spend not a cent. Of course you can do it THE STEP BLOCKADE We hate to knock, we hate to swear And use a cuss word that is stale; But when the Laws blockade the steps What else is there to do but will And curse the fate, the class and all That drags us into old Green Hall. But when the Laws blockade the steps What else is there to do but rail From Other Campuses Harvard spends $40,000 a year for football oaches. Coach Haughton will get $15,000 as general director, coaches receive about $5,000 each. Final examinations at the University of Montana will be held one week later this year than usual, in an attempt to hold the students over for commencement exercises. This is causing much dissatisfaction among students, and inconvenience to those who are engaged for summer work beginning June 1st, the week of the finals. The Pacific Division of the American Association of Scientists will assemble at San Diego, August 9 to 12, for the purpose of discussing the advancement of science. The American Association will leadership eleven thousand scientists. The convention will bring together many prominent men. The University of Purdue has a "Book-a-Month" Club. It is a club in which the members read a book in their leisure time. Some of the authors of the books read are E. E. Hale, Emerson and Kipling. The May Day celebration at Willemette University will last more than two days. It will begin Thursday evening, May 4 with a stunt parade. On Friday morning the Y. W. C. A. will serve their May breakfast. At 12:45 will begin the May Day exercises which will be followed with a Willowette and Chemawa. The junior class will give their class play Friday evening. Saturday will open with an interclass tennis match covering all the morning. A ball game with the Pacific University followed by a tau race between the academy classes and a tug-of-war across the millrace. From Monday till the afternoon. The grand finale of the May Day celebrations will be the Junior From held on the campus in front of Eaton Hall. J. H. W. Bub: "A hundred an seven-teen; Can't you do that?" E. P. MICKEL Nashville Dub: "Eventually, of course, but fools multiply rapidly." --Reflector. Dub: "Say Henry, how much is nine times thirteen?" "It's not bad," was the response, "but I just love Carmen." The conductor blushed and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Miss. I'm married, but you might try the motorman."—Exchange. "Isn't Lohengrin just grand?" they were lady of another as they were enter Send the Daily Kansas home to the folks. Y. M. WILL BANQUET Cabinet Will Show Appreciation For Work of the Com- The Y. M. C. A. Cabinet planned for the Recognition Banquet, to be held May 11 from 6 to 9 o'clock at their regular meeting Thursday evening. The Board of Y. M. C. A. directors, the cabinet and the old and new members of the Board. They will probably be served by the Y. W. women. The purpose of the event is to show the appreciation of the cabinet for the efforts of their committee force during the past year, to lay plans for the reception of new men next year and to stimulate interest in the Estes Park conference. The collection of the outstanding Y. M. C. a. pledges was planned. It be the intention of the cabinet to collect manuscripts and scriptures during the present month. Sunday, May 14, was the day set for the cabinet retreat. On this day all the members of the cabinet will spend the entire time in quiet counsel on the plans of each of the committee chairmen. CHESTER H. LORD New York BARRY M. BROWN A. BRISBANE, New York Editor N. Y. Journal. GREEKS DATE IS SET P. B. HAMILTON Pan-hellenic Meet to be Held May 10—Dark-Horses Are Expected Now that track meets are all the rage the fraternities are going to take their annual trial on the enders. The Pan-hellenian track meet has been scheduled for Wednesday, May 10, on McCook Field. The entries closed last night for the Greeks but the eligibility committee of the council must approve the list before the entrants can be announced. An unsuccessful attempt was made last fall to hold the annual Greek meet. Manager Hamilton had requested the Pan-hellenic council to arrange the meet in the first semester so that he might be able to discover some dormant track material among the students. The conditions. A day was set but at the last minute it had to be postponed until this spring. The dope for the fall meet favored the Sigma Chis and Phi Psis. But now the dope has changed. Since that time Treweke, Woodbury, small and O'Lceary have competed in Varsity mets and consequently will be vulnerable for the fraternity. With the varsity team fraternity out for the Varsity team it will be hard to pick a winner for Wednesday. This will leave the meet to the work of dark horses. It is possible that some new material can be discovered for the regular track sound even this late in the year. The fraternity meet will have some features not seen in the intercollegiate meets. Three-legged race, the obstacle race and a few others will be the added attractions. These will not help the Varsity squad to any great extent but it adds to the afternoon fun for the Greeks. "How long have you been learning to skate?" Modern Jack Horner Sat in a corner Loving his bride-to-bear, Along came Mrs. Brown And called the two down Before she'd given him three. Exclaimed a Kansas co-ed, I got 'em cheap, he bucks bucks. "Who'll please Ned? Yes." The meet is scheduled to start at 3 o'clock. Coach Hamilton will handle the pistol and see that the men get off on the right of the way before the finish will be chosen later from the members of the faculty. "Oh, about a dozen sittings."—Punch Bowl. Oh, aren't they cute, that pair of ducks, Send the Daily Kansas home to the folks. REBER TO COACH LAWRENCE HIGH FOOTBALL TEAM John A. Bonnie Rebe, captain of the 1916 Jayhawk track team and the best all around athlete K. U. has had since the days of Tommy Johnson, was chosen yesterday as athletic director in the Lawrence city schools for the school year starting next fall. Among Bonnie's numerous duties will be the position of Coach of the Lawrence high school football team, and with the K. U. star end on the job next fall, the Lawrence high gridiron machine is expected to again return to the good old days of state championships. Reber who is a senior in the College, is from Kansas City, and will be graduated in June. Sunday Blank Cards Among Tickets Being suspicious of "something for nothing" possibly saved one man from being turned down at the door of the Gym tomorrow. One of the blank cards on which the ticket was placed the pile. When it was given out, the victim discovered the mistake. Calmly exchanging the card for a ticket, the ticket dispenser put the blank back in the pile of tickets and prepared to victimize someone else. .buhflHII loson,ie... bc fromva Send the Daily Kansan home. VARSITY THEATRE BESSIE BARISCALE In an excellent Triangle (INCE) 5-reel feature "Bullets and Brown Eyes" TOMORROW ONLY ROBERT EDESON in Vitagraph Blue Ribbon special "The Cave Man" Special added attraction tomorrow RICHARD HARDING DAVIS' famous newspaper story "Gallagher" of especial interest to journalists Arrow Shirts—guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl "Tee Pee" "Poehler King" "Sunburst" "Kaw Chief" There is no need to use doubtful brands when the above can be had. They are sold by The Theo. Poehler Merc. Co. with warehouses at Lawrence and Emporia, and can be purchased from the best grocer in your home town. If You Had a Good Meal Last Night it is a safe bet that half of it consisted of products purchased originally from this company. This is a Lawrence firm and Lawrence people believe in it. Lawrence people use Poehler products This spirit makes Lawrence a good town. And because Lawrence is a good town, We Welcome You, Kansas Editors Stay with us as long as you can, leaves us with regrets and hurry back again. If you have time to take the car tomorrow, we would be glad to visit with you a few moments. The Theo. Poehler Merc. Co. 701East Henry Lawrence, Kansas A VOTE for EFFICIENCY VOTE FOR CHAUNCY HUNTER For STUDENT COUNCIL President BE SURE TO VOTE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Scene on K. U. Campus KAPPAS, BETAS LEAD Fraternity, Sorority Scholastic Ratings for Last Semester Announced Early Kappa Kappa Gamma and Beta Theta Pi lead the Greek letter sororities and fraternities in grades for the last semester. Contrary to the usual custom of computing the standards of the organizations the next year they have been released for the last semester. The standing is obtained by averaging the number of 1's and 2' obtained, counting how many of each type have been in some of the fraternities have not turned in their list of members, and consequently do not appear on this list. 1. Kappa Kappa Gamma . 93.28 2. Pi Beta Phi . 93.24 3. Kappa Alpha Theta . 90.45 4. Sigmapha . 81.02 5. Alpha Delta Pi . 80.55 6. Gamma Phi Beta . 73.27 7. Alpha Chi Omega . 71.67 8. Achoh . 69.99 National fraternities: 1. Beta Theta Pi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 65.14 2. Phi Gamma Delta . . . . . . . . . . . . 60.74 3. Kappa Sigma . . . . . . . . . . . . . 60.61 4. Pi Kappa Alpha . . . . . . . . . . . . 59.06 5. Sigma Nu . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 56.60 6. Phi Kappa Psi . . . . . . . . . . . . 56.54 7. Sigma Chi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55.46 8. Phi Theta Theta . . . . . . . . . . . 49.00 HoloOnly 1. Phi Leonor Nu 100.00 2. Phi Delta Kappa 97.75 3. Phi Delta Pi 91.14 4. Alpha Chi Sigma 81.17 5. Sigma Tau 73.71 6. Phi Beta Pi 65.68 7. Phi Chi 59.85 8. Theta Tau 57.01 The following fraternities have not handed in their list of members and consequently are not included in this list, so they need to get them as soon as possible. Alpha Tau Omega, Delta Tau Delta, Phi Kappa, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Chi Omega, Pi Gamma Sigma, Sigma Delta Chi, Sigma Gamma Epsilon, Pi Signa Tha, Phi Delta Phi, Delta Sigma Rho, Mu Phi Sigma Nu, Nigma Nu, Phi Alpha Delta and Phi Mu Alpha. Howard Baugher, M. E., '15, and Mrs, Baugher, C., '15, of Clovis, N. M., are the guests of Mrs. Baugher's parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Lillis, of 1312 New Hampshire street. Mr. Baugher is employed by the Santa Fe. Life is certainly one surprise after another to some people for Professor Hodder received one Friday when President Obama asked him to introduce Billy Sunday. "I want to open an account for my son who has just entered the or “Sort of a fresh heir fund.”—Corne Nielow. Send the Daily Kansan home SUN SUPPORTS MISS LYNN N. Y. Paper Criticizes Novelists' Choice of Heroes A classroom lecture by Miss Margaret Lynn, of the University of Kansas, concerning the unfairness of writers for the press and of their fortunate facial characteristics, now has received the emphatic support of an editorial writer on the New York evening Sun, who wrote a satirical essay, "Square Chins and Dimplems." "Painters and novelists have always believed fervently in signa," the Evening Sun says. "They simplify the work of character portrayal amazingly. It is (rue, not all the doctors agree. Some favor the 'cold blue eye,' some favor the 'sun' eye,' the large mouth be a sign of scarcity, and then again it may denote generosity. "Here comes an asiate professor of literature in the University of Kansas, and blows away all the well worn but still serviceable tags of the studio or study. And she can not be dismissed with any easy sneakiness. For Marie Curie herself, a novelist of distinction. It is a self-deny ordinance that she promulgates; a sacrifice hit that she makes. Read her words, quoted by the Topeka Capital. It seems that two bys from the same family attended the tie University: "The brother with the square chin departed from us after several efforts to carry out ten hours of supposed weak facial characteristics, and much more determination and proved to be a good scholar. The Ornithology class took a hike Sunday to Lake view. They went up on the train in the morning and walked back at night. "Some girls go through life looking like angels simply because they happen to be so good, and little easily. And there is no relation between character and dim- John H. Dykes while at home Easter secured some fossils of the remains of a mastodon, a member of the elephant family, which inhbited this country about thirty or forty thousand years ago. The fossils were obtained from a sand bank in the northeast corner of Jewell county. Dykes has given his collection to the University. Miss Vera Payton, a senior in Baker University, spent Wednesday visiting on the Hill He tells us funny stories— He makes us groan with glee, His tales are far from funny, But he's the Prof you see. The Knocks of Life (With apologie to Longfellow) Life is dreary, life is lonely. Life is full of knocks and kicks; If you really would be winning Always give the hardest licks. Plain Tales from the Hill Chester H. North, of Kansas City, was a guest at the Phi Della house in New York. Soph Hop Friday night and the Chu Omega informal Saturday afternoon. The students are all familiar with the jinx which has been a source of trouble at K. U. since time immemorial. But at last a jinx breaker has been found in the form of a freshman. James Blair is the man who enjoys this peculiar distinction, and here are the reasons why he is entitled to it. Every game blair played the exeunt of the Nebraska foot-team and what person, mortal or immortal, can effect such demons) K. U. has won. But what is even more strange every game which he has not attended Kansas has lost. Indeed such a man in invaluable to the school. To let: Two bungalows and one apartment house in the front and back yard at 1209 Ohio. Only wren need apply. If such an "ad" could be inserted in the "Birdville Journal," the three little green bird houses, built by Prof. W. J. Baurgartner, of the department of zoology, in his yard would not go begging. The entrances are small in order that the bold sparrows may not enter and frighten away the nimid wrens. The most modern house, all of which are "upland trees" is the eight apartment building in the city. Each apartment is provided with a separate entrance and an individual porch, which may, of course, be used as a sleeping porch. Cherry trees nearby make the location of the houses especially desirable. None of the wrens have had "moving day" as yet, but Prof. Baumgarten might if someone of them does not honor his works of architecture soon. Some students taking economics decided after a quiz, that common sense is always quoted at par while preferred sense is a drug on the market. Mr. P, Shostac, instructor in rhetoric, has his freshman rhetoric classes writing poetry. One bright young ady handed in a piece of blank verse which closely resembles the following: A new poetry club, for the benefit of all those interested in poetry, has been organized at the University of Michigan. Mrs. H. J. Smith of Kansas City, Kan. spent Friday with her daughter, Bertha, '16 College, at the Alemmani house. Raymer McQuiston, Anna G. Myers and Thrysa Amos are spending the week in Parsons making a study of the mental development of all the fifth grade children by means of the most modern scales for mental measurement and Yerkes Point scales are being used. The information gained will be of direct service to both the Parsons city school and the School of Education at the University of Kansas. It is expected that Sup. F. Linet will be able to classify his children more accurately for their testing having the results of these tests available for purposes of classification. and at that we suspect that it was the best effort handed in. Send the Daily Kansan home. A new one—A Shy Omega. Students Study Mental Development of Children The School of Education will be able to make valuable investigations concerning the reliability of modern tests and scales for measuring school work. All these investigations have become possible because all the children in the Parsons schools have been tested during this year by the Kettering Reading, F. J. Kelley, and F. J. Kelley of the School of Education, by the Ayrres test for spelling and hand writing by the Ballou scales for measuring composition, and by the Courtis tests for arithmetic. All of these tests and scales are provided by the Bureau of Educational Measurements and Standards of the State Normal School at Emporia, MO. Individual tests will be available by the School of Education to make comparative studies with results obtained by the intelligence tests, made by Prof. Raymond Schwegler and his three assistants. They call them tin soldiers but never the less Company M has at least one man who has been where the bullets飞. Ford Coe is the hero, During the N. R. A. rifle match Thursday night Coe was assigned to change the targets in a little cubby-hole of a room where the iron background was placed. Through some oversight the line of this hole perpendicular to the and the spent dents around the room leaving dents in all four walls but Coe stuck it out with Berserker-like courage and came through unscathed. When Prof. W. J. Bumgartner, of the department of woology, missed a skull with which he intended to demonstrate to his class in comparative anatomy, he remarked to the class: "Somebody has taken a certain skull on which it intends to learn some interesting features. Now I see the person who took itwho merely wants it for a souvenir and will get tired of it in time; for it's a good deal of a nuisance to carry around souvenirs and they usually fall by the wayside. I wish whoever the skull you wound up seeing because he is chewing himself by not being able to inform the information I want to give about it." The next morning the skull was in its accustomed place on the table. Mr. E. L. Elder and Mr. G, O. Kik-patrick, of Mankato, stopped off Wednesday to visit Raymond Elder, a freshman in the College from Mankato. They were on their way home in an auto from Kansas City. A new record in tennis was made by Charles Easton, a freshman, Monday night. He won a love set against the freshman, without hitting the ball. Why Is Oread High School? The School of Education in the University of Wisconsin serves for the high schools in the state. It is necessary therefore that they have a laboratory in which to work out their theories. Oread Training School is established for students as model occupies with all modern amenities and necessities. Jr. Oread High School? The seniors and graduate students who do the teaching have full charge of the work in every way; hearing the recitations, grading the papers, assigning the lessons, and using their own disciplinary power. All the subjects taught in the large modern high schools are offered here. Here specially prepared seniors and graduate students of the University do the actual teaching under the close supervision of an instructor from the University, who teaches the same course. Miss Betty Betts, of Kansas City, who was a student in the University at st. years, spent the week end at home and attended the loph Hop Friday night. "Hello, Jim, where you been?" "Up in Alaska." "What doing?" "Day editor on a paper." "Is it?" HEARD NEAR PERRY'S "No-it's my time off. The night editor went on four months ago. When daylight comes around again, he'll mimic for six months." Ed. and Pub. Harry Baird, a graduate of the State Agricultural College, is visiting at the Pi Kappa Alpha house this week. The flag upon old Fraser Hall Has turned to blue I see; The flag upon old Fraser Hall Has turned to blue I see: G.O.P. BOOMS HUHGES If eer the weather man gets blue B' Gosh then why can't we? New York Jurist Gains Favor at Lansing, Michigan Primaries By United Press Leaved Wife Lansing, Mich., May 6. A conditional endorsement for a Republican Charles E. Holmes to represent republican presidential nomination in was prospect when Michigan republicans assembled in state convention here today. The movement for endorsement of the New York jurist sprang up unexpectedly and there was some hush that the plan may be turned over to another gathering. Opposition to the movement was expressed by some delegates who believed that the result of the Michigan presidential preference primary should be rigidly adhered to, and that Henry Ford should be given the chance to challenge Michigan debeleder on howover urged that Ford had publicly released all delegates and had asserted repeatedly that he was not a candidate. Frank Gage, 11 College, has been appointed band director in his home town, Minneapolis, Kan, for the summer. Gage will make regular weekend trips from now until the end of the season to this town, some 150 miles away, in order to demonstrate how J. C. McCanlies turns out band directors. That someone at Robinson Gym must have been reading the patent medicine advertisement that advises it's readers to drink hot water every day was the conclusion of Worthie Hoar one day last week. He went to a drinking fountain in the gym and was about to imbibe when he noticed that the water had a peculiar odor. Soon boiling water and steam began to pour forth and Worthie retreated without his drink. The temptation of an "eighty per" teaching position in the Tulsa, Okla. schools proved too strong for Rachel Bell, '19 College, and she filled a vacancy on the teaching staff there the first of the month. Ada Harnen, who left the University at the end of last semester, on account of the illness of her sister, was down from Topeka, Tuesday, arranging some matters concerning her credits. She says she intends to come back next year and complete her course. Lyle H. Hadley, '19 Engineer, has withdrawn from school and returned to his home in Glen Elder. He intends to return to school next year. The Freshman Pan-hellenic council at Ohio University has decided to disband until faculty approval of the organization can be obtained. Such meekness almost passes understanding. to the Mabel: "I've been reading one of Dickens' books." He: "I am kinda, but I've got to be courteous."—Illinois Siren. if it brings your subscription and that of a few more forward-looking people at $2.00 per annum. See our representative, Belle: "And what is it about?" Mabel: "I haven't found out yet, dear, he hates dreadfully to tell."—Illinois Siren. MR. DEAN REITZEL Model 17 Continuous Composition From All Magazines—All Faces Mixed At Will. FOUR NEW MULTIPLE MAGAZINE LINOTYPES NOW READY FOR DELIVERY Coed (angrily): "I should think you'd be ashamed to look me in the face or speak to me on the street." He: "I am kinks, but I've got to be Auxiliary magazines interchange able with Models 14 and 19. Price $3,000 F. O. B. New York A machine for printing. $10 Multiple-Magazine Linotype. 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Co., 1915 The most useful garment in your wardrobe—the Raincoat and this store shows this useful garment in all series and prices from 5$ to $25 JOHNSON & CARL SPORT MUSINGS The results of the track meet between Nebraska and Ames on the Ames cinders last week is furnishing quite a bit of dope for the Kansas tracksters. Although the races were run in the rain and on a wet day it gives the Jayhawkers a chance to see the huckleberries huskers will have to offer here Fremont give Kansas the advantage in all events except the deshes and Hamilton claims a good chance for his mer in these events. Ames proved the better of the Cornhuskers in the distances. This is also the Jayahawkers' strong place and the meat will be one-sided as far as the race. The Ames won the two mile, one mile and half mile in rather slow time but was not a Nebraska man near enough to push the winners. Hawthorne of the Ames won the four-mile by running it in 4:38:2 in spite of the rain and heavy track. Without Captain Frizzell to win some points in the jumps and hurdles, the Aggies defeated Baker Sat-day afternoon by a small score. The Aggies as usual showed up strong in the distances and most everything else. There was no unusual time made in any events but the Aggies did not show and it will be a safe bet that Kansas will not win from them on the outdoor track by a score as large as the indoor score, 66 to 19. Scott of Nebraska is going like a cyclone in the dashes this year and is counted on for ten sure points by the Nebraskans this week. Davidson, Hilton and O'Leary will have to go some to beat him out. Missouri is scheduled to meet the Chinese in a couple of games in Columbia this week. This will be a good chance for the coaches to get a line on the Jayhawkers' chances to stop the Tigers on-rush for Kansas took the Chinks to a one-point defeat in the second game here. But the coaches have already had a chance to compare the two teams for the Ames squad has been defeated by both Missouri and Kansas this spring ahead of Iowa's pictures from the Ames squad but McCarty will have his men going at a top speed when they arrive in Columbus next week. The Tigers are getting quite elated over their chances for a championship team this year. Ten straight games, seven wins and five losses have been taken by the Missourians. The weather will have to release its hold on the K. U. tennis courts mighty quick if the dual match with Nebraska is to be held Friday. It has already prevented the team from practicing much and Captain Teacher has been unable to pick a partner for that reason. Nebraska won their first dual tennis match a week ago when they defeated the Nebraska Wesleyan in the three matches played. Harry Ellis James Gardiner and Orville Chatt were the Cornhusher contestants and the same squad will play Kansas Friday. -W. C. S. Turf Men at Peace Turf Men at Peace New York, May 3—Following the lead of organized baseball and the Federal league the Trotting Horse Association has joined the hatchet and from now on will be alliance. A triple alliance peace pact became effective today between the National Trotting Association, the American Association and the Trotting Register Association. LOOK WHO'S HERE The following newspaper men were registered this morning; E. P. McVey, Hutchinson; E. S. Trussell, Bamm, Mim; D. Busenkair, Lyndon; F. L. Curtis; W. C. Austin, Chase; J. R. Dickerman, Teapeh; H. Koehler, Alma; M.A. Caroline Green, Ladonia Mo.; J. A. Tresser, Hugot; H. W. Bransford, Kansas City; Frank Gould; C. H. McNay, Galen; H. G. Busenkair, Lyndon; Kercher, Kansas City; L. Valentine, Clay Center; M. F. Busenkair, Kansas City; J. F. Bacus, Kansas City; L. R. Brodrick, Marvilles Krause, Kansas City; C. A Reid, Topeka; F. Hicks, Chicago Will Township; E. Hancock, Lennan, Topeka; George Calpitt, Pittsburgh; R. B. McCollach, Anthony Chas, May, Iola; A. V. Napier, Ioli Alfred J. Isham, Brighton, Colo. F. A. Reese, Stafford; Charles Spen Arkansas City; Ed. M. Moore Huntington, Chester; Chester H, Westfall, Norma Okla.; Bill Campbell, Norman, Okla. J. H. Barley, Washington; B. H. Dale, Lawrence; George W. Hook, Sabetha; R. E. Eakin, Burne; S. Strother, Manhattan; Clark T. Richardson, Garnett; P. D. Dodde, Manchester; Granger, Jr. Springer; Charles H. Bromore Horton; W. A. Hill, Plainville; R. S. Whitehaw, Kingman; William B. Brown, Lawrence; H. C. Sticher Osage City; Imri Zumwalt, Bonner Springs; Joseph A. Boren, Chiego, Crookston; Brouton, Graphik; S. Siegrist Brouton, Cavanness, Chanute; R. M. Green, Kansas City; Mo. E.; L. Evans Kansas City; C. H. Huffman, Kansas City; Mo. Grace V. Strahm, Kansas City; Mo. E.; L. Hunter, Weeping Water, Neb.; E. R. Callender, Kan-州 City; C. A. Traphagen, Lincoln, Kansas City; B. Redfield, Omaha, Neb.; W. J. Hartman, Chiago, Ill.; C. W. Moburg, Davenport, Ia. That more than forty Kansas cities wrote to the musical reference bureau of the University of Kansas last month seeking information on probation orders. Those ordinances were drawn up by the bureau for the use of Kansas cities. GEDNEY STILL IN RACE DO YOU KNOW That the orchard pests of Kansas must reckon with a powerful enemy in planning a campaign against the orchard crops of the state and that enemy is the entomological depart- ment of the Kern County Department. One-half of the state is constantly under the inspection and supervision of University entomologists. DO YOU KNOW Schulz tailored clothes stand the genuine test. The test of style, service and quality. Furthermore—the price is right—Adv. Send the Daily Kansan Home Student Council Eligibility Committee Approves Candidacy Despite Late Petition By United Press Leased Wire. The report that Kenneth Gedney, candidate for cheerleader against Jake Lester would not be allowed to run because he filleted his filed late, was denied this morning by Neal Ireland, chairman of the eligibility committee of the Men's Student Council. "Gedney will be in the race and his name will appear on the official ballot," said Ireland. "Although by a technicality he should have been barred from the race because his petition was late, the Council decided to let him in the election inasmuch as in which petitions could be filed was incorrect as it appeared in the Kansan." An election committee was appointed, last night, Neal Ireland, Edward Tanner and Ben Baltzer to look up the matter of eligibility of the various candidates. The grades will all be checked through the Dean's office, and every man will be checkd up on the point system, which was the same this time last year. This will be the case for the System has been put into actual operation, and there is some possibility that a few candidates will be caught. Other candidates, however, are trembling at the prospect of being declared ineligible at the eleventh hour. All deficiencies found by the election committee will be reported to the candidates themselves, and they will be given a reasonable time to straighten out their troubles or withdraw their candidacy. Caucuses and speeches are being made every night and any hour of day now, and from appearances the race, especially for the presidency of the student council, will be close. The Hill is well plastered with posters, and coming out and being passed around in class, students see talking earnestly together are surely talking politics, for it is in the air. The election for the college officers will be held in the basement of Fraser Hall, and separate ballots will be printed for them in order that the mayor vote. The polls will open at 8:30 a. m. and will close at 4:00 p. m. Despite the fact that Billy, Sunday will be the big attraction tomorrow morning, and that the editors are taking up considerable of the time of the students on the side, one of the largest votes in the history of the council will probably be polled. There are two other offices, officees, which have no competition cheerleader, vice president of student council, secretary student council, member from the School of Pharmacy, athletic members to the athletic board, vice president of the college and vice president and secretary of theSchool of Engineering. BERNSTORFF TO STAY Ambassador Completes Plans to Stay in Washington All Summer By Carl W. Ackerman United Press Staff Correspondent Berlin, May 3.—It is expected that the German reply to the American note will be delivered to Ambassador Gerard tomorrow morning. Though the German reply as stated yesterday has been completed, it was not yet ready for the cable at noon today. The Tageblatt suggested that it is barely possible another connection could be dispatched to Washington, despite Ambassador Gerard's return from the Kaisers headquarters. Washington, May 3—So confident is Ambassador Bernstoff that the coming reply to the American note on submarine warfare will prove acceptable he completed plans for re-entry and summer training. The Ambassador apparently his belief on a willingness of his government to “negotiate” further, Strong intimations today that the United States negotiations like those of the past are at an end and may update his plans. An indication that this issue is authoritative information is that not a single communication has been forwarded by Secretary Lansing to Ambassador Gerard bearing on the submarine issue, since the President’s note and the armed merchantmen concerned will be able ago. All messages to Gerard, it is now known, were on other subjects. RECLAMATION BILL IS UP House Considers Appropriation of $50,600,000 Private advices from Berlin to the embassy today reiterated the assertion that the danger of a break with America has passed. The embassy believes this indicates the formulation of a reply that is expected to be issued by the embassy, parentally anticipated, however, is one that would call for continued conversations between Bernstorff and Lansing in Washington. Washington, May 3—The House today began consideration of the first bill of the newly organized flood control commission. It authorizes improvement of the Mississippi river at a cost of $45,000,000 in five years to prevent floods, and $5,000,000 for plans of the California Debris Commission. Sacramento Valley floods. The Mississippi River vested by Congress will make possible reclamation of 12,000,000 acres of land. 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SUNDAY EXTOLS NEWSPAPERS NEED FAIR RATE CARDS That Is First Requisite For Central Bureau's Success, SaysMacLennan THE PLAN IS A GOOD ONE Will Bring Outside Business to Kansas Papers At the dinner given at the University Club last evening in connection with the Central Newspaper Bureau the new organization headed by George Hough Perry, Mr. Frank P. McLeann, of the Topeka State Journal was asked by Merle Thorpe, pro- spective of journalism, to take the place of Mr. Hough on the program. The latter had been a New York City in the interests of Business business, Mr. MacLeann was introduced by George W. Marble, of the Fort Scott Tribune, who presided at the linner, Mr. MacLeann said in part: "Fortunately I was with Mr. Perry in New York City last week at the time of the Associated Press and newspaper Publishers' meetings covering the greater part of the week. Mr. Perry and I came to Kansas from New York City same train. He and I are in perfect accord about the policies and prospects of this bureau. We are both enthusiastic over it. I believe it is going to have a great effect upon the foreign perturbing sure to be placed in Kansas to support Mr. Perry. He is sure it will benefit us to your dailies. We are sure to get advertising that we would not otherwise have. UNFAIR RATES "Of course the Bureau is not yet in full working order, but he has offered you tonight through Mr. Thorpe the first business. "Now if this league is to be a success, you must follow three rules. If you follow these you will get great results, and Mr. Perry will with be the try-out of the four months now. If you do not follow these rules the organization will be a failure and might just as well be disbanded. "First: You must have a fair rate card and by fair, I mean one that is just to the both publisher into the patron, the most unfair rate that I know of is that of one of your members who told me this evening his paper has a circulation of 3,500 and who is taking advertising as low as 9c per inch. His lowest rate should be 20 cents. "Second: Make the rate card simple, as nearly a flat rate as possible Do not compel the advertiser to use his knowledge of analytical geometry and calculus to ascertain just what 954 inches, for example, will cost him our paper. Give him an easy problem, that your rate is 10 cents an inch, then 954 inches would cost him $8.50, and there you are. MUST NOT CUT PRICES Third: Make your rate card rigid. This is absolutely essential. It will not be easy to show your lowest rate in paper, and then quote the advertiser a cut rate. That will demoralize the whole proposition, discredit Mr. Perry and prevent you from receiving the benefit which this organization will give you. You will follow these rules which may be summarized in this single sentence: "We have a rate card based on these principles and I am just now exercising patience. We raised our rates on the Topoka State Journal, April 1, for $250. We have also raised on account of increased service, larger circulation and also because of the distressingly increasing high cost of all the material entering into the production of the daily news paper, whisky, paint and metals." "Make your rate card fair, make it simple and stick to it. Then if you will have patience, for it takes time, you will get the business." "Gentlemen, if your rate card is not right, now is the psychological moment to get it right. An advertiser will pay your rate if he is satisfied that it is fair, and convinced you will not cut the rate to his competitor in business. He wants to be on an even basis with his rival. You do not take your advertisers a square deal unless you treat them alike. You owe a stiff back-bone to yourself and your patrons, the advertisers." "In Topeka we have had a successful campaign in advancing our rates. The new rate took effect April 1, and wonderful to relate, there are only advertisers who are holding out and have not come in under the new rate. "One of these advertisers is an amusement magnate who has just brought suit for libel against me for the misuse of me through litigation and out of me through litigation and not." ellor's Announcement instructors may dismiss classes to attend the address of Chester S. Lord in Fraser chapel at 11:30 Friday. Mr. Lord was managing editor of the New York Sun for thirty-two years, a regent of the University of the State of New York. His address will be: "Journalism as a Profession." "The second advertiser who has stayed out because of the advance in rate is one of the smaller advertisers. He has carrying a space of four inches on his phone and some symptoms that he will come in again in a few days at our new rate." through liberal advertising. The question of rate is not to bish I must go home tomorrow to prepare my answer in the courts before May 12 and show why I should not pay him the $25,000. WANTED A REDUCTION "The third advertiser who has stayed out of the advertiser in Topeka. He is an enterprise chan, has a magnificent store and a fine trade, but he insists that we shall give him a lower rate than his competing department stores pay us; and his competitors have splendid desiences, one of them with more floor space, and others who have big fine stores and, I believe are entitled to just as low a rate as he is. "On account of the change in our rate card, I am now arranging to conduct my affairs, exercise certain economies, possibly reduce the forces in the various departments, but I hope it will not be necessary; in other words, we can go for a newspaper business so we can go for advertising and conduct the state Journal at a profit without this big advertiser. We are now encouraging as many small advertisers as possible; trying to make up by the large number of small ads to big volume of advertising we have now is one big advertiser. The falling State Journal from this one advertisement amounted last month, assuming that he had taken the same space with us that he did in the other daily, (and he was using about the same space before the advance) would aggregate the Kansas daily press, we of the State Journal would no more think of giving him a lower rate than our minimum of 56 cents per inch, the same rate that other department stores are paying and realize a fair rate for the service in circulation and the quality of newspapers out, than we would think of abandoning other principles that we have, for commercial purposes. "I may have to reduce our force may be driven to borrow money and as I also have some little differences with the bankers, I might have to go to Billy Money Hutchison or Governor Stubbs' bank in Lawrence, if I need more money in my business; but I will borrow the money before I will give this big store time." The managers of the older stores in Topeka. Five Hundred Books Given Out to Impatient Crowd in Fraser Hall JAYHAWKERS APPEAR Only those students who have cash receipts will be able to secure copies of the 1916 Jayhawker. The entire edition -save those which were reserved- has been exhausted, and there are no more copies to be had. Strickland Gillian, newspaper humorist, author of "Off again. On again, Gone again, Finnigan," of Balchapel at 4 o'clock Friday instead of chapel at 4 o'clock Friday instead of 5 o'clock as announced. Arthur Brisbane, the highest paid editorial writer in the world, editor of the New York Evening Journal, author of "The Wife's Day" and "day morning." The public is invited. The Weather Kansas: Fair tonight and Friday Warmer in south portion tonight somewhat cooler Friday. Editors' Supper Tonight The Neutralized Dutch supper at the gymnasium at 6:30 tonight is open to editors and their wives, and to their friends. Among other vaudeville features will be a musical comedy "Armaggeddon" written and executed by the Topeka Press Club. EVANGELIST GETS ENTHUSIASTIC WELCOME FROM K. U.AUDIENCE Billy and Ma Appear on Robinson Platform and Win Applause From Large Audience. "My introduction by the Chancellor was the finest I have ever received at any school. There was no compromise in it. It was a clean cut statement for Christ."—Statement by Billy Sunday after the address. It was a hurried and nervous Billy Sunday that ripped out the above statement as he tore into his clothes after his shower bath in the private office of Dr. James Naismith, physical director. Then followed closely by the ever watchful Ma Sunny he tried to饥饿 the women's dining room in the gym and hurriedly grabbed a head in cabbage. Taking a huge chunk he rapidly began to eat it. "like it," he gasped, between bites, while offering a piece to the newspaper men. "Take a bite," he offered. Accompanied by Professor Thorpe the party slipped out of the side door of the gym and made for the Franklin ear which was waiting to take him back to Kansas City in time for his afternoon address in the metropolis. "Watch out for those moving picture men, "Pa," warned Ma Sunday as a suspicious looking box was turned in their direction. (By Raymond Clapper). With good-humored curiosity the University of Kansas met Billy Sunday this morning. CHANCLER ORIGINAL WITH SUNDAY Chancellor Strong had just com- pleted an introduction which Mr. Sun- day characterized as the most beautiful straightforward and unreserved he had ever been given at a great university. And Billy was good-natured about it too. I got naked at it too. He knew what the audience wanted and every once in a while he would shoot out a streak of his famous adjectives. Then the crowd would sit back and laugh and Billy would laugh too. Sunday, could we? BILLY LIKED THE ROCK CHALK "Many here both among the faculty and among the student body hoped that Billy Sunday would come to the University," Chancellor Strong said in introducing the evangelist. "He is very welcome here his morning. I wish to say right here that I believe in revivals and in Billy Sunday bein five minutes he had the whole audience singing vigorously. Sunday couldn't leave his religion in Kansas City today. He came to the University to talk about newspapers, and be brought a carefully prepared manuscript along, but time after time as he grew earnest over the newspaper's power for good, he fell into his more familiar field and preached the whiskey business into a corner. Then he would suddenly come back to his manuscript and resume his subject. When Mr. Sunday started to talk he was hoarse and throughout his thirty-five minute speech he continued in a high strained tone and appeared to speak with great effort. Perspiration flowed continuously. "I'm not going to preach to you, so disabuse your minds," Billy Sunday announced as he stepped up to the pulpit. BILLY LIKED THE ROCK CHALK As soon as Mr. Sunny jumped up on me in the Gymnasium, he saw that he had a college audience and he broke into her yay laugh. The audience which packed a back of floor space replied with a touring Rock Chalk. After it was over Billy turned to Ma Sunday. "That's some Jayhawk," and he wavied to the audience. Then Homer, A. Rodeheaver, musical director for Mr. Rose, Sunday to lead the singing. He felt right at home. "I was once yeller leader at Ohio University," he said, "and that Rock Chalk sure did sound fine." He then taught the famous Sunday revival song, "Brighten the Corner Where You Are," to his K. U. instrument, to it, to the trombone and then singing it. Then he asked the audience to sing it and repeated the words: Brighten the corner where you are, Brighten the corner where you are, You may guide across the bar, Brighten the corner where you are. Sunday appeared tired and the lines of worry on his face were rather prominent. He wore a dark pin-tail coat and the new patent leather oxfords. PARKED NERVOUS But the audience made a poor trial and Mr. Rodeheaver them and other chance. About thirty minutes this time. In desperation he turned to the editors and asked them to sing the chorus. At this time sun, sky was walking around on the platform, nervously awaiting the end of the ten-minute song service. He grasped the pulpit tug to see if it were given it a hard hug to see if it were given it a hard Hug he appeared restless and eager to get to talking. He worked his lips during the singing evidently following the small black leather book in which he carried his manuscript. Not a sound. "Well, where's Henry Allen, he coupling it all right," he raved. he laughed. cause he believes in One who speaks with authority and in this time of world crisis it is well to remember that there is only One who speaks with authority." Then as the tremendous applause started up, Billy broke into a wide smile and grasped the sides of the pulpit tightly. During the entire adoration, he barely left his position in front of the teacher; he went around in front of it several times so that he could gesture more freely and could get closer to his hearers. "Come on, you traducers; come on you triple extract of infamy; come on you assassins of character; come on, you defenders of God and enemies of the Church; come on you bullnucked beetle-browed, goat-jowled, peanut-attracted, induced four flushes, false alarms and excess baggage." That is a sample. GIVES K. U. A SAMPLE He started out to speak to the Kansas edithers but he could not stay very far from her, closest to his heart and time after time in his manuscript and jumped into one of his scathing attacks on liquor. His audience took such passage with a pleasant-humored curiosity and applauded loudly while Billy sent back laughing and watching them. Then he would begin to talk about the pain before and before anyone knew it he would crouchling down in front of the pulpit straining every muscle, biting off his sharp words about the whiskey ring again. And the crowd would laugh again and applause. It was the time they wanted to see. And they did—in flushes when he forgot he was making a newspaper address. He showed familiarity with the words of the great figures of literature including Tennyson, Emerson, Homer, Vergil, Socrates and Lincoln. LAUDED GALILEO AND JENNER Sunday surprised his audience by lauding the work of Galileo and Jenner, two great scientists and showed contributions to knowledge and to their firmness in the face of opposition. "But all these cannot take the press of Jesus Christ," he cautioned, "and they were, others as wonderful will follow them. But there is only one Christ." WANDED THE BURK CHALK AGAIN bringing this brief passage, a bang that is this list on the pulpit and laughing applause. And Sunday would laugh too. Then the crowd would laugh at Sunday. WANTED THE ROCK CHALK AGAIN When he had finished and the audience was about to go Billy stood 'ip. "Let's have that Jawhack again," and he followed it with his lips and laughed. Chancellor Strong was about to dismiss the meeting when Billy jumped "Wait a minute, Chancellor," he said. "I want Ma to talk." So Mrs. Sunday stood up while Billy introduced her to K. U. "The first time I ever was in kansas was on our honeycomber and Billy was on the rabbits most of the time and I made sure we send back to our friends in Illinois." As she finished Billy, who had slipped into his overcoat after he finished speaking wavet at the crowd and hurried out. The following extracts from Mr. Sundy's speech are taken from the estenographic report: The Talk in Detail I am not going to preach to you, so just disburse your mind now about that if you are worrying about it. I am always at home with the newspaper men, because I have mixed with them ever since I have played base ball. I think the greatest single agency for good in the world is the newspaper. I think I know newmen men. I have had them with me even three years. They camp on my trail. They watch me when I sleep. They talk about the kind of clothes I wear, and about the color of my neckties. They talk about whether I like my beef steak or well done. And I like him. I have never been afraid to trust a newspaper that it is true that sometimes a newspaper is clearly opposed to my work in fighting the whisky key bun; but since I gave it to Jesus Christ, I have asked no quarter. And what's more, I expect to fight until hell freezes over, and then I'll buy a pair of skates and tackle them on the ice. And I can testify that when an editor has it in his hive on the chair him up, hang his hive on the chair him up, salt it down while the other stays on his knife blade and getting ready for the operation. I could hardly carry on a campaign without the newspapers, and they are the most important factor for good in any community that I know of. Of course there is such a thing as a mediated editor, as a press announcer, or a riff-affriff of society; but all people are able to discriminate between that type of a newspaper with that type of paper and the paper with high, lofty ideals. TALKS SHOP FOR EDITIONS Among the great newspapers of New York are the Heart papers, and my favorite Arthur Brisbane, in my estimation, the most authoritative editor writer in the United States, know anybody in the world who has a marvelous amount of good. By the way, I am the father-in-law to the newspaper profession. Our only daughter is the wife of a country editor in Michigan. And I really know a lot about it. I know the difference between a three cm type and a card of the same dimensions. And I know a lot about the high calling and the responsibilities that lie within the grasp and reach of the editor, I know what a force the editors of Kansas, since the early settlement days, build up this West, and the editor with his shirt tail full of type was no less a factor in building the community than the sky pilot. Oh, how fortunate it was for Kansas that its newspapers were men were with high intelligence only that, but the newspapers of Kansas fit the best advertised state in the Union. Whenever president Wilson wants to know what the West thinks about his preparedness propganda, he outspread the Kansas papers, Rosenett always推拿 to Kansas to touch off the promise to or to the front door of Kansas, which is Kansas City. PAIRES KANSAS NEWSPAPER I know the West. I am of the West. I know the Kansas spirit, which was wait up by the early editors and who you men of today are still keeping me alive. I said. I am of the West, and I like it. When I come west I stretch out to my full length and take a full breath of the thaw that blows over her fertile valleys. I like to have a man come up to me and say, "Why, hello, Bill! Gosh! I'm glad to see you." And I have learned that Kansas is the best illiterate state in the Union. The illiteracy of Kansas is only 23; that of Maine is 4.4; of Massachusetts, 5.5; and of the whole United States, 70.1. The definition of illiteracy is ignorance, not discrimination or ignorance slink away like a wolf to a lion den and hide itself. You are right up to the minute, and I think it is because you have so many good newspapers. There are more news articles read in Kansas in proportion to its population than any other state in the Union. Kansas, half the population of Massachusetts, has 163 more newspapers than that state. And Kansas honors her newspaper men. She ought to, for my friend Governor Capper is a good example, and he is thirty-six inches to the yard, all wool, true blue and one hundred cents to the dollar. PREACHES KANSA AND EAST Oh, what a debt, my friends, we owe to the old editors of the old days. It is over that they had to take their subscriptions and crops, but they still treasure their principles. Those old war horses are all gone now, but their souls like John Brown's body, go marcheing on. And continuing in the spirit of those editors, the editors of today have brought justice to the state. They have made sure the prohibition, and if I loved Kansas for nothing else, I would love her for that. Ever since I gave my heart to sons and began to do his work, my wife has been to fight for temperance. I have heard the glory of Kansas to millions and of people who have never crossed the borders of your State; and until the embalmer pumps my body full of embling fluid, and the chorus sings "I'm Light." I will continue to fight for justice to the work that you have accomplished. The line is the crowning glory, the laurel wreath upon the bow of your glorious state. I am told that there is not a newspaper in the state that will run a whiskey or beer advertisement. One by one the great newspapers of the country are cutting out the whiskey ads. Among these are the Kansas Star, the Philadelphia North-American, the Pittsburgh Gazette Times. And I understand that there is a law in Alabama that prohibits any newspaper from crossing the borders of the state that carry a whiskey ad. I think the newspaper is one of the greatest moral forces in the world. Whenever an individual wants to decoy, he depends upon the net effect that keeps him up and fight for his principles. There is a principle involved, believe me there has got to be some fighting done. Columbus said, "I can sail and get west." The people said he was wrong; he pippet, he was buhoghe. But he stuck to his principal, and today they are naming cities for Columbus. Dr. Jenner said that eight out of ten people died of small pox. Of course if they'd take a bath once in a while, the percentage wouldn't be large. But Jenner said, "I have made mistakes," the use of which will reduce this chance. The people hooted him, ridiculed him, pelled him from society. And today they take off their hats to Dr. Tennison said, "He never made a decision when he never made a foe." Emerson said he will not worry what concerns me, not what people I must do." There never was a victory won that did not notice suffering. NEWSPAPERS CAN COMPEL DECENCY The newspaper can clean up any computer on God's dirt. It can force a mayor to remove the saloons; it can force the saloons to close; it can force the saloons to close; it can force the saloons to close; it can force the saloons to close; it can force the saloons to close; it can force the saloons to close; it can force the saloons to close; it can force the saloons to close; it can force the saloons to close; it can force the saloons to close; it can force the saloons to close; it can forc dirt, rotten liquor that makes hogs of men. It can compel decency. I do not believe there is a single evil doctrine that must stand an honest, well sustained, rightous attack of an honest newspaper. It cannot patent the 42 centimeters of the potent murder, or the 75's of the French. Any business that depends upon vice to succeed, the sooner that business is in hell, the better. Some editors are mere pawns on the chess board of the dirty, low-dow, rotten, swill-gutted whisky bunch. I believe that laws enforced means public sentiment and hard work. Lawless means that the public has taken the devil's opiates and gone to sleep. Character decides everything, from the size of a brick to the personnel of an army. Everybody will follow the man best qualified to lead. This magnificent country of ours took its character, I am glad to say, from the Pilgrim Fathers, who landed on that rough, rocky New England shore with a Bible in one hand and a spelling book in the other. NEWSPAPER A FRIEND OF LIBERTY Ever since it was instituted, as a general thing the newspaper has proven itself the friend of liberty; and thus became the plaything of a dirty, rotten bunch, and has become influenced by greed and crime, it is a menace to a community. I think you might try to sink a battleship with a shot gun, expect money to speak and bear children, or try to dam Niagara Falls with toothpies, as to overthrow an honest newspaper. It is the most poignant for righteousness that I know of the pulpit—and God knows it has so scandalic beat a block, judging from the bumped up against. If every news paper in the country was repressed tomorrow, crime would increase 100 per cent in twenty-four hours. --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN TO SIMPLIFY SPELLING Minnesota Professor Pleads For "Harmony Between Sound and Symbol" SAYS REFORM MUST COME Calls Present Spelling Wrong, False, and Foolish The following plea for simpimine spelling by Prof. Jean Sherwool Ran-appears the University of Minnesota appears an important issue of the "Minnesota Daily"; If one has a long and arduous climb to make, should he not seek the easterly side. The hill of learning is extremely steep; the climb can needle hardly! Some of us, who began the climb long ago, have reached a point where we think we will advantageously leave the beaten path. May I point this way out to you? Throughout your life as students you have used and you must continue to use the device known as English spelling. This, as at first conceived, was a system of matching sound to the invention of confusion that followed the invention of less inconsistencies came into use after thru carelessness and oftener thru ignorance. This led to a great desire on the part of printers for uniformity and for authority. Thus the standardization of spelling, as Dr. Stratton said, about by printers, not by schools, and was obtained at the expense of "propriety, of etymology, of principle of orthopey." The true nature of this standardization should be fully recognized now. Johnson's Dictionary, published in 1755, was generally used in印刷 with neither consistency nor reason, and became the standard. This has been followed until the present day. A B C D E SO WHY NOT ELIMINATE THIS UNPROPITABLE FORM OF EXERCISE. AND MAKE EACH STUDENT DIG-CAL FOR GVM. CREDIT- SAY "ONE BANKER A DAY." SAY! UNLESS YOU STOP PITTING RELISH WITH YOUR COAL, ALL FLUUK YOU IN GYM. OR MY BACK, MY BACK, MY BACK. 10 COAL HAS BEEN DISCOVERED UNDER MT OWEN NO HUMP! AND LET THE POOR DEVILS AT LANSING HAVE A REST In the gradual march of time and of lexicographicographers, Noah Webster commands great honor, for he was a pronounced spelling reformer, going as far as he dared in the matter. Opuscula is the word of his instead of giving us b-r-e-d, d-a-w-t-e-r, k-o-u-r-s, and the like, he felt obliged to retain the monstrousities b-u-l-i- t, b-r-e-a-d, d-a-u-g-h-e-r-e, c-h-o-r-u-s, and so on. He did, however change e-to e-to r in a long list of words, and he omitted that u so dear to British and to would-be Brits in words likeWebster fully mirrors him, but is finally suspected by the average student—that the accepted spelling of English words more often disguises the etymology that conserves it. Having now wasted two years of your young lives in mastering the permutations and combinations of twenty-six letters and forty sounds, will you not at least make an intelligent effort to save those who come after you from a like fate? In our language, we speak of spoken language, the e in meaning symbols, the a in matter has thirty-four, the a in fall has twenty-one, the e in met has thirty-six, and so on. Think of the millions of emigrants coming to our shores and doomed to learn English thus a vehicle! Think of your own children who will come after you! Remember that the spoken word always precedes the written, and that the first and only sound that comes is convey to the mind as accurately as may be the corresponding vocal utterance! Ask yourselfs what proportion of English words do this! The air is full of revolt and upheaval. A new spirit of the times is struggling for birth. In the general chaos that has fallen over the world since World War II, a fortune for a new honesty in the very elements of knowledge. Is our spelling honest? No; it is a hypocritical sham of the worst sort. It has neither logic, nor reason, nor rule, nor history to defend it. It persists only because it lacks moral indolence, the sentimentality, or the financial interest of those who use it. No small group of scholars, however eminent, can hope to accomplish any great reform unadvised. Indeed not only unaided are they, but even bitterly opposed by the vast horde of avaricious bookmen, he has written the text-books of the schools. Let simplified spelling be once demanded by the public, and much of the big business of the schools will be done away with. There It is only from a rising generation as professor Loussain says (see Atantic, May, 1907), that we may expect threo-government reform in any迪亚特省, and that he says, "in whom the reasoning powers have not been so blunted by association that the mind looks with favor upon what is defiant of reason!" Will you continue to be thus "defiant of reason"? Need I remind you that every living editor of a dictionary—and a book—is a member of the Simplified Spelling Board? Will you consult the Standard, the Webster's, the Century, the great new English dictionary, and then you will defy and set at naught all that the editors of these very dictionaries stand for? they have no reason to use it; they must use it not make it. Will you not hasten to join the company of these scholars and to stand with them among the elect? Let's Try It On the Geology Class First. will be no more need for spelling books, which are now regularly used by all graded schools. There will be two years' less of schooling for the average child as result, and there will far-reaching reforms affect every student. One knows this so well as the great American Book Trust, which controls and operates scores of concerns generally supposed to be independent. A mortal blow would be given the all-important book-houses when the public wakes up in the case. At present, and from time immemorial, the book houses have been the deciding factor in everything related to the schools. But are you going to continue to have the matters academic uttered by the teachers in books? Do you not prefer the authority of the group of scholars aforesaid? However, even among publishers there are noble exceptions, and the name of Henry Holt stands preface to the stand he has taken on this question. No wonder he calls his unique magazine "The Unipopular Review"!! I appeal to the youth, the courage the enthusiasm of our students to take up this mighty reform and make it a success. In this work you must not expect much help, if any, from teachers. They, alas, have perhaps mastered their craft matter thoroly from its historical side. Some of them assuredly have long been giving you a champagne course of instruction upon a beer income, and the discrepancy involves has kept them over-busy. Then be marked they down to lead them into the light. It is impossible that some of them, in their blind idolatry of the unknown, have marked you down for ot spelling in the current fashion. But you probably spelled much better than they knew, and such grotesque abuse of the language always be tolerated in supposed leaders of "thought"? For one thing is as certain as daylight: If they investigate, they will be with you heart and soul. Mind, I do not say that they will themselves adopt simplified forms, to be too indolent, or may be in the grip of publishers and unable to do as they prefer. I humbly apologize for my spelling in this letter, and confess to proper shame therefor. I do not spell as well as I know! For I have an eye-minded memory, whereby association has fixed the bad spellings laboriously in my youth, and now it reproduces them in my life, not deny that said memory is a convenience, especially since education puts to sleep as far as possible the logical faculties. Even so likewise does our lovable Dr. Burton, himself a member of the Simplified Spelling Board. But Dr. Burton's publishers dead, were he to insist on spelling out errors, instead of according to the fashion. Even so also does our scholarly Dr. Klaeber, who would gladly see the English of his adopted country as fonetically spelled as is the scientific German of his fatherland. Yet, happily, there are a few logical minds which refuse to respect any authority about truth and reason. Therefore we find biology and orthography treated from the same viewpoint by at least one of our professors, to whom we give honor. Henry F. Nachtrieb not only dares be a spelling-reformer, but his practices are in harmony. There may be others among us of whom this is true, but I am not so fortunate as you unknowed of them. To all such, the unkown, 1 yield admiration and respect. But how, you ask, shall you see about a reform that approximates a revolution, since it entails a period of confusion which will perhaps be form a league, which shall be at first held then interlacerate, then national, then international. Let there be no more need of such books as "Two Thousand Words Most Often Missed. Let the book agents walk, while you go to their own auto-cars! Let the little children our sue education gladly, because unharmed by the mistakes of ignorant printers long since dead! Shall France dare to alter ten thousand dare to at a stroke, and shall we fear to lose our souls which are recommended to us by our most eminent scholars? Take away from the fair face of our English this weepful blemish, and thus leave it free to work its high mission in the world. From theatroic spelling it will specially become what it is surely destined to be—the language of the world! I am yours for the right, true, and sensible, as against the wrong, false, and foolish, whether in the world of morals or in that of letters. But I fancy that the two worlds interpenetrate, and that sham in the one can never be less than sham in the other. I cannot but admire the glory of harmony between sound and symbol of the beauty of truth, and of the simplicity which marks all that is truly great. Reform must come, soon or late. Why not now, and thy you? FISKE LETTER TO SENATE Utterances Due to Malice and Wounded Vanity—Tillman By United Press Leased Wire Washington, May 3.—Characterizing actions of Rear Admiral Fiske in criticizing Secretary of the Navy Daniels as a kind of "sniping or guerilla warfare" Congressman Tillman of military affairs committee today submitted a copy of Fiske's letter received by Vice-president Marshall. "It is easy to show from official records how unreasonable and unjustifiable too. Admiral Fiske's utterances the Navy has nothing to do with the Secretary of courts an investigation if one is demanded. Therefore I content myself with asking that Fiske's letter to the Vice-president be published in the recorder." The officer really is to his utterances excent malice and wounded vanity." INTERCLASS POSTPONED Economics Lecture Today **Economics Lecture Today** Probably the ablest speaker in the United States on the subject of taxation will answer U. students this afternoon. This man is nelel T. Howe, president of the National Tax Commission, and chairman of the Kansas State Tax Commission. He will speak in Administration Building Room 202 at 3:30. The lecture is open to all who are interested. J. Pluvius And His Assistants Interfere With Annual Intramural Event Mr. K, U. Man—The well dressed man was tailored to measure clothes. DAY SET FOR MONDAY Delayed Date Will Allow Athletes to Get in Condition J. Pluvius, assisted by the rest of the disagreeable elements that hang around the weather man's headquarters, got to McCook Field yesterday afternoon before the athletes and sprinters needed to be succeeded to make things miserable on the track for the thinly clad runners and the annual spring interclass track meet had to be postponed until a later date. Manager Hamilton announced this week that the intramural affair would be held Monday after rain or shine. All classes are rejoicing at the postponement of the meet. Now that the meet is to be held Monday the seniors and sophomores will be able to use Captain Rebe and Richard Trevino. These two men have not yet returned, but Penn Games but are expected in Lawrence before the last of the week. The juniors are rejoicing because it will give their star, Fred Rodkey, a longer period of time in which to recuperate from the weak arch which he has been nursing since the indoor dual meet with Missouri. The freshmen are also happy that the affair has been postponed because they will have to get back to school to get in shape for the events. The freshmen have not be ten training regularly and have not rounded into shape very well up to the present time. The juniors had been doped as winners for the meet yesterday but now that it is postponed the dope may take on a little different aspect before Monday. Trewecke can be counted on for five points in both the high and broad jumps and for a place or two in the long jump. Trewecke will win places in both the weights and will probably annex ten senior points in these events. DO YOU KNOW That the Santa Fe Railroad has announced there will be no box car shortage this year when shipping time arrives? Send the Daily Kansan Home E, C, HALE, COLLEGE 17 ANNOUNCES HIS MARRIAGE E. C. Hale, 17 College, surprised his friends Saturday by announcing his marriage which he had kept secret since February. He made his marriage known just before starting to Kansas City to meet Mrs. Hale, who was formerly Miss Allye Oldham, of Coalgate, OKla. The couple were married in Oklahoma City, Feb. 12, 1916. Both Mr. and Mrs. Hale expect to be in school at this University during the summer session. Mrs. Hale, a graduate of the Oklahoma Normal School, will enter the School of Fine Arts, as either a junior or senior. I claim this is a very bum verse, Of course it could be far worse. But really if you Eat, You'd think you fell off a hearse. 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Theodore Roosevelt Believes in Advertising Mr. Business Man, You Believe in Advertising Our own Teddy would never have been known as a good hunter had it not been for the publicity he received in American newspapers. Of course, he didn't have to pay for the space, but he had nothing to gain but reputation. You may have been kidding yourself along for quite a while, cussing the best friend you have in the world, the advertising man from the paper, hollering about the H. C. of L. and the big overhead and the cheapness of the customers, but you know that you believe in printer's ink. Now Don't You? But how strong you believe in it will depend partly on how often you have been stung. There are quack advertising schemes just as there are quack doctors. Look through the columns of the University Daily Kansan and see with whom you associate when your copy appears in K.U.'s only student paper. Let's Talk Over Next Year's Contract UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN SPRING HONY SWEETLY THE DICKY BIRDS SING TODAY FULTY Don't Worry; They're Torpedo Proof. HUSKERS PLAY TENNIS QUIZ SCHEDULE OUT Dual Match With Nebraska or McCook Courts Tomorrow Morning Morning The Nebraska tennis squad of three men is due to arrive in Lawrence tonight for the dual match with Kansas tomorrow. Harry Ellis, James Gardiner, and Orville Chatt are the three Cornhuskers who will attempt to show Dix Teachener and his partner how to play tennis. The big match starts at 10:30 to tomorrow morning on the two northwest courts at McCook Field. A fourth court, the two courts in fine condition and they will be chosen. The Kansas captain With a little warmer weather added now by the weatherman the contestant will show some real form on the courts. The Kansas team has not been chosen yet. A final practice will be held this afternoon at which time a partner for Captain Dix Teacamer will be chosen. The Kansas captain has been the only dependable man on the Missouri State team in competition three years ago. His work has been noticed all over the Missouri Valley and his recent choice as the best man in the K. C. A. C for the summer tournaments was approved by everyone. He has entered all the big tournaments in Kansas City for the last few years but would rather stay under the blue diamond colors until his eligibility at K. U expired. At the same time as the Nebraska dual match the annual high school tennis tournament will start on the remaining tennis courts near McCoole Field. This will be the only tournament held this year on the Kansas courts and the entry list is the largest of years. The Kansas City high school graduate trophy honors in this tournament and this year will be no exception, at least if interest and entries have anything to do with it. The Nebraska dual match and the high school will both be free to the public and will no doubt attract a large crowd of spectators. Seats will be provided for spectators as far as possible. MICHIGAN WILDCAT IS CHAMPION IN THE SIXTH Windsor, Out, May 4.—Performing in old time style, Ad Wolgast whipped Willie Gradwell of Newark, N. J., in six rounds here last night. Three times the ex-champion forced Willie to the mat before the Newark boy decided, in the sixth, that he could not take any more punishment. The bout was scheduled for ten rounds. Miss Helen Carroll, of Conway Springs, is visiting Lois Hunt and Vesta Talbert. Helen Chamberis, 19', College, has returned from a short visit at Chapman. Lawson May, '19 College, returned from Ottawa, where has been visiting Clifford Myers, a student of Ottawa University, from Hutchinson. Maurice Miesse, who has been visit ing his sister, Lenora Miesse, returned to Marion, Friday, where he is located in business. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. Senate Arranges Fatal Hours None on May 30 This Year The schedule of examinations for the second semester was announced Tuesday afternoon by the faculty committee on examinations. The week starts Saturday May 27 and continues until Thursday, June 2. No exams are scheduled on May 30, Memorial Day. The schedule is as follows: Exclusive Saturday classes will be examined Saturday afternoon, May 27. 11:30 Classes Monday. a. m. May 29 10:30 Classes Tuesday. a. m. May 31 10:30 Classes Wednes. a. m. May 31 4:30 Classes Wednes. p. m. May 31 9:30 Classes Thurs. a. m. June 1 3:30 Classes Thurs. p. m. June 1 3:30 Classes Thurs. p. m. June 1 1:30 Classes Friday. p. m. June 2 Three hour classes (and one hour classes meets on Mon. Wed. or Fri.) will be examined from 8:30 to 10:30 if scheduled above for the morning; from 1:30 to 3:30 if scheduled above for the afternoon. Two hour classes (and one hour classes meeting on Tues. or Thurs.) will be examined from 10:50 to 12:30 if scheduled above for the morning, from 3:50 to 5:30 if scheduled above for the afternoon. Four and five hour classes will be examined from 8:30 to 11:30, if schedled above for the morning; from 11:30 to 12:30, if schedled above for the afternoon. Laboratory classes will be examined at the time corresponding in the schedule above to the first laboratory period or at the time corresponding in the second (eight hour exists) at the discretion of the head of the department concerned. Classes meeting on Saturdays and not on other days in the week will be examined as scheduled above on Saturday p. m. from 1:30 to 3:00 for one and two hour courses; from 1:30 to 3:30 for three hour courses. Waterloo, Iowa, May 4- Ewait Hankerin, 23, was dead here today as a result of a four round bout with Gordon Vaughn last night. Hankerin struck his head against the cement floor of the ring when he fell. He died at the hospital from concussion of the brain. HANKNER DEAD FROM BOUT WITH VAUGHN Miss Fern Larrick of Lenora, who has been the guest of her sister, 3rmah Larrick, '17 College, since Friday, left today for Chicago. Edna Potter, '19 College, has withdrawn from the University and returned to her home in Ashland. She expects to resume her work next fall A:曼山蒂 hold initiation for Mili- Ngri and Carl Neuman Thursday wednesday. Kansas City, Mo., May 4- The search for Carl Messer who slashed William Pitts to death yesterday in a carer chair continued today. Messer's friends believe he is demigned, so that he had acted strangely if late. PHARMICS PLAN DAY Man Hunt Continues Fridays and Saturdays are fruit salad days at Wiedemann's.—Adv. Druggists Leap Into Limelight With "Daddy" Sayre's Day; to be Next Tuesday Special—the Brown Bread ice cream at Wiedemann's.-Adv. SCHOOL IS 3:0 YEARS OLD Ball Game in Afternoon; Banquet For Old Grads at Night "Daddy Sayre Day" will be celebrated for the first time by the professors and the students of the School of Pharmacy next Tuesday, May 9, in honor of their dean, L. E. Sayre, celebrated in honor of Dean Sayre but not in commemoration of the thirtieth anniversary of the school. A banquet will be given at 8 o'clock in the evening at the Eldridge house. A number of graduates are expected to be present. Two graduates, Charles C. Cramer, '12, of Gardner and Bruce Killian, '12, of Olathe, have said that they would attend the banquet. They did not believe never took his degree until this year. Short after-dinner talks will be given by professors and students. In the afternoon a baseball game in which the juniors cross bats with the seniors will be held. A spirit of hostility already exists between the two classes in regard to the outcome of the contest. The students of the School of Pharmacy expect to make "Daddy Sayre Day" an annual event. Under the leadership of Dean Sayre, its first professor, the school has passed through a period of stress and strain, of pioneering, of sacrifice, of small beginnings, yet he has learned what is most of the frontiers, and proved its worth. Its alumni numbers into the thousands and many of them have achieved not only state but national reputation. STECHER GETS ORDEMAN IN THREE FALLS Minneapolis, May 4.—Joe Stecher, Nebraska grappler, added more laurels to his list last night when he defended Henry Ordenman in two straight falls. Of being the first man to stay more than 20 minutes with the Nebraskan. ST. LOUIS IRISH CHEER Sons of Erin Go Frantic With Enthusiasm For Freedom of Blarney Isle St. Louis, May 4—Several hundred local Irish wept and cheered last night at the organization meeting of the local branch of the Friends of Irish Freedom. Every member in attendance appeared apologetic, with Judge O'Neill Ryan said every St. Louis Irishman was ready to fight for the freedom of his fatherland. Rv Carl W. Ackerman "Get France, Belgium, Serbia and the others out of the war," said Father Peter Dtm Demater, pastor of St. Michael's Church in England to Germany and the Irish." Sturdy sons of Erin wept when Father Tim said he decorated Kaiser Wilhelm's picture with shamrocks sent him from Ireland. He said he was a proud and especially memorial mass for the patriots that died in the recent rebellion. ANNOUNCE TRAINING CAMP Kansas Men to Lead Soldiers' Life at Fort Harrison C. E. Fitzgerald H. A. Lorenz, who attended the Military Training Camp at Plattsburg, New York, last year, received a circular recently, stating that a Military Training Camp will be held at Fort Benjamin Harrison, Indiana this summer, beginning July 5th and ending October 5th. The Government Military Camp will be under the direction of regular United States officers of the army. The purpose of the camp is to teach each attendant as much of the fun activities as possible, commissioned officer, and an officer as can be imparted in the duration of the camp. To become a member of a Military Camp, the applicant must be a citizen of the United States, must be between 18 and 40 years old, sound physical condition, able to stand the knocks and hardships of camp life, and he must have a college or high school education. He must also bear military burden in the community where he lives. When asked if he was an editor E W. Mieke of Chicago, said emphatically "No, it takes a smart man to be a businessman." He sentting the Payer Mills Company of Chicago has been in the business sixteen years. The line includes high grade stationery and paper which he is offered from all over the United States. The limit was reached the other day when Grace Marshall, '19 College, asked an upper classman if the stores would be closed on May Day. Send the Daily Kansan home. JOE MITCHELL CHAPPLE Boston, Mass. Give Electric Moon Dance The Architecture and Engineering gave their first annual Englewood at Woodland Park Saturday night. An electric moon which, as Arthur Nigg says, "was just as natural as we could make it," shining through the columns of the temple of Aphiaa furnished an effective setting for several dances. Professor and Mrs. F. H. Sibley chaperoned the party. VISIT DISPLAY CORNER IN_JOURNALISM ROOM Mr. George B, Cooper, representing the Paper Mills' Company of Chicago, invites the students to make them realize that they are a corner in the main journalism room. The display includes advertisements of all kinds, programs of functions, menu cards from some of the largest and most noted hotels and cafes of the city, artistically covered and printed catalogs of the many mail order houses. Lloyd W. McKcney, of Winchester, came to attend the concert. He has junior standing in the College but on account of sickness has to be out of school. K. U. Man From Parsons Ralph Hoffman, a K. U. man of several years ago from Parsonza, is visiting some of his old acquaintances on the Hill this week. Mr. Hoffman returned recently from South America where he has been a mining engineer for three years. When asked if a language education received here would do him much good where he was located, the Good Spanish I received at the University was quite a help to me and it is my idea that within a few years Spanish will be taught in all high schools to supplant Latin." When down street don't forget to try a dish of Wiedemann's pure ice cream.-Adv. There's Goodness in the Good Reynolds' Brothers For Downtown Refreshments Vanilla Ire Cream Tonight Strawberry Chocolate Pineapple Ice The LINOGRAPH TENGERAYZL The Linograph will do anything that can profitably be done on any slugecasting machine. It has desirable features that are not to be found on any other machine. It is so simply constructed that the uninitiated very easily and quickly master the mechanical details required to operate it successfully. The Linograph is the embodiment of mechanical simplicity—and, as all know, mechanical simplicity is the goal for which every efficiency engineer is striving these days. The Linograph has come to this meeting to make its initial bow to the publishers and printers of Kansas. It is here to "talk" for itself. It has no apologies to offer, nor criticisms to make. It is content to be judged by its performance, past and present. Its future is positively assured. Concisely stated, the Linograph is a dominating factor in the slugcasting machine field, now and in the future. The Linograph embodies features which—comparatively—make it the least expensive to install, the least expensive to maintain, and the easiest to handle. It is suitable for the largest office as well as the smallest. It is running in job offices, and in daily and weekly newspaper offices, side by side with machines of other makes, and in each instance has the earnest commendation of owner and operator. The Linograph purchasers have not, and will not, suffer the experience of seeing their machines depreciate in market value overnight, because of a startling reduction in price. They deserve fair play—and they'll get it. There are many other reasons why YOU should install a Linograph. Ask the man who demonstrates the machine. The Linograph Company DAVENPORT, IOWA, U. S. A. This entire advertisement, including border, with exception of two display lines, was set on the Linograph with three magazine equipment. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Chair S. Sturtevant... Editor-in-Chief Edwin W. Hullmeier... Editor-in-Chief William Cady...Business Manager Chas. Sturtevant...Adv... Manager WILLIAMS Paul Brindel Guy Serriver Don Davis Cargill Sproull Ralph Ellis Charles Sweet Johan Ellis Glenn Swoger Johny Morgan Mary Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mailable officer of the United States, Kansas, under the control of Marshal J. F. Published in, the afternoon five thirty p.m. partially from the stress of partyland Address a., communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the students of University of Kansas to go further than merely printing the text on the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to beacious; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to learn and to satisfy the students of the University. THURSDAY, MAY 4, 1916 POOR RICHARD'S ALCANAC Missionaries of the acknowledge middling students, and repa ts students of their training. What more valuable than Gold? Diamond. Than Diamonds? Virtue. Today is Yesterday's Pupil. SUNDAY MADE FRIENDS Great Estates may venture more Lakefront homes in other towns. The Proud hate Trades — in others. Billy Sunday has come and gone and the University of Kansas has given him its unqualified indorsement. The usual Sunday emotionalism was not overdone and the immense crowd heard nothing that could have been considered offensive. The usual Sunday hyperbole was toned down to suit the occasion, and the usual Sunday acrobatics were less sensational than when the evangelist gets deep in a sermon. The address to Kansas newspaperman showed that Mr. Sunday is a scholar and in touch with the vital questions of the day. This morning the baseball preacher made 3,000 friends, all of whom would like to see him come again. THE 1916 JAYHAWKER The 1916 Jayhawk, the Senior Annual, was distributed this morning Each year, before the books are printed, the staff members make their brags of getting out the biggest, the best, the handsomest book that has ever yet been printed. Their enthusiasm is usually discounted 50 per cent so the book may be taken at its real value. But the Jayhawer distributed this morning really is above the ordinary degree of mediocrity. The three color work, the quality of the engraving, the general appearance of the book, is far above the average annual produced. Even though the war was able to hold the annual back two whole days, it evidently did not hurt the book's quality in the slightest degree. The Jayhawker management and editorial staff is proud of its efforts. The University, too, may well feel a bit vain over the 1916 year book. Congress is passing an immense number of bills. The average stude is passing up an immense number. The question of "What is a man's services worth?" often arises. Each senior is asking himself that question as he prepares to leave the University. Each of us has a certain figure which we ought to be able to earn. But there is no way of making a definite rule to apply to anything so uncertain as our earning capacity. Money is a most imperfect standard to measure one's worth to his employer or to the community. Some of the greatest men in the history of the world, the men who have left their stamp upon the world's civilization, were the poorest of the poor during their life time. MEASURING ONE'S SERVICES Christ's services were rendered without thought of return, either from the community or from those who heard him preach. Yet the stamp of his work has changed the whole world. Mohamet's life was in danger, for the work he did among his Arabian followers, and yet it has changed the life of the whole Ottoman race. Bobbie Burns, Goldsmith, Edgar Allen Poe, were scarcely able to earn enough to eat during their lifetime, yet their work has lived after them, and is now recognized at its full worth. But their services were not considered as worth much of anything during their lifetime. The world pays tribute to Charlie Chaplin's services at the rate of $650, 000 annually. Jess Willard receives thousands for a couple of hours batting of a pugilistic antagonist Mary Pickford, Geraldine Farrar, Billy Burke, Mme. Schumann Heink, all earn more than the president of the United States. Does it follow that they are of more worth to the country? Will the artist Blakelock, who sold paintings for a few paltry dollars, that are worth thousands today, be remembered longer, and receive a homage which will ever compensate him for those weary years in which he painted and painted, and found no buyers? The public is a fickle jade. So when our efforts are not appreciated, and it looks as though we are not receiving our just dues, we may look back over the world's history, and find that few, very few, were rewarded to the full measure of their services. Jayhawk Squawks We'll have to read the story again to find out, but we have a faint suspicion that when Rip took that famous poem, he was reading somebody's Master's thesis. It is probable, however, that some people attend these highbrow concerts to have fun. After she has been in her seat half an hour, the average woman has completed her preliminaries, and is ready to enjoy the show. At home now, Johnny is negotiating for the bribes that will induce him to commit his "piece" for the last day of school. Better a live coward than a dead hero, and a bald head than "died" hair. Col. Roosevelt says that the people are all right and "all they need is to be woke up." To find out what the Colonel needs, we recommend you to any English prof. "I couldn't tell at first," he explained, "whether he was a member of the Symphony Orchestra or attending a concert." He uses the same hair-cuts, you know. Habit is a marvelous force. Hearing that Sunday was coming today, a number of our friends slept all morning. We never saw one do it, but still it may be possible for an exceptionally virile man to carry an umbrella without looking sisterly. One of the visiting journalists missed a whole morning's program because he arrived too late. He didn't better than to ride up on a street car. The presence of a number of print- ers' masks" should have made Billy feel at home. We pressure this draft will be quite a blow to the average Englishman. —G. Whizz. Election day is, a Riotous twelve Hours. When officers for, Different University organizations. Are elected. We finish it. At 6 o'clock. To-day and may the Lord save. Us from another. For the last. Two weeks. The politicians and. Candidate have been taken to. Everybody they, See them and the least they. Have told, Would make Muenchausen, Green with envy. Every class office. Has been. Promised at least. Twenty times. And probably none of the. Fish. To whom it was. Assured. Will get it. As a matter of Pact. All the appointments have. And for two hours. But the ordinary student is not. Supposed to know. This. Election day makes. Business good. For the prints. Because every student. Has to have. A bunch of cards. Printed. And the janitors. Pick the up off. The campus. The frats are. All. Busy electromeeting for. Their candidates. And hinting that. Pledge time. Is. On Tuesday. They are racking. Their brains. To discover. New ways. To steal the election. And tomorrow we will. Forget. Who is in. Office. Essays in Tabloid Tablets ELECTION DAY WANT ADS FOR SALE—Visible typewriter, tabulator, backspacer and all modern improvements including two color ribbon. Monthly payments if desired. See it at 1220 Louisiana street or call Bell phone 1442J. 1425- LOST—Enamelled brooch, pink blossom and green leaves. Prized as a souvenir. Return to Marie Buchanan, 1117 Kentucky. Phone 1994W.Well. CLASSIFIED KELEER'S BOOK STORE **393** Mass. St. Typewriters for sale or rent. School Supply. Paper by the pound. 10c. Pictures and Pictures STANDARD. Book Store Jewelers ED. W. PARSEN Jeweler, Watchmaker and Jeweler. Diamonds and Jewelry. Bell phone 717. 717 Mass. Street. Jewelers MISS ESTELLA, NORTHRUPH, PHONE: carefully handled. 738 Mass. Phone carefully handled. 738 Mass. Phone Kanaas Editors--Don't forget to know Demmann's—A part of K. U. for yankees. THE HAIRCUTTING LAB SCHOOL and college are not making your daughter want the foolishish frivolous in jewelry. Instead her preference is decidedly for sensible things—jewelry of distinctiveness. She wants a watch — if he hasn't one now, she wants a watch. He is not the only one with his hair curls, his hair curls, his hair curls, and fasteners for her hair curls, and buckets and the new bat jackets. You can see all these things at this store. TOMORROW Gustafson J. Stuart Blackton and Albert E. Smith present Ernest Truex and Dorothy Kelly in YE SHOP OF FINE QUALITY BOWERSOCK TODAY ONLY Mary Pickford AMARY PIONEER Family Heaven "Fanchon, the Cricket" and as "ARTIE, THE MILLIONAIRE KID" 4 Shows Daily. Paramount Pictograph Something New Admission 10c. Hart Schaffner & Marx Copyright Hart Schaffner & Marx Varsity Fifty Five designs Made by Hart Schaffner & Marx THERE are several good ones under that general title; they're made to satisfy various tastes. Young men like plenty of variety. You see here a single-breasted, three-button sack suit, English body; five-button vest, four to button; tunnel loops and cu s on trousers. $25 is a good price to pay. PECKHAM'S The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes Shoe Shop K. U. SHOOT SHOP Patsatiorum is K. U. SHOOT SHOP best for place best. 1342 USA Plumbers PHONE KENNEDY PLUMING CO. for gas goods and Mazda Lamps. #695-720-8300. Printing B. H. ALEJI, Artistic Job Printing Both phones 228, 1037 Mass. Regal Shoes Shoe Shop FORNEY SHOE SHOP, 1017 Mass. St. Dressmaking Don't make a mistake. guaranteed. All work DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires studio. Both phones. PROFESSIONAL CARDS Dressmaking MRS. M. A. MORGAN 1321 Tennessee and dressmaking and ladies tailoring. Price very reasonable. Fibre Bone 1118 W. Emery Shirts HARRY REDING. M. D. Eye, ear, earpiece. F. B. Ling, Earplugs. F. B. Ling, U. Blug, Phones, Ball, 511 908-267-4300. fredring.harry@uibg.com G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. *Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynae-* Residence, 1391 Ohio St. Phone 28. J. R. BECHETT, M. D. D. O. 833 Mass. Street. Both phones, office and residence. A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law, 743 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas. H. D. H. HUTCHINSON, Dentist, 208 Perkins Bldg. Lawrence, Kansas. C. O. ERELUP, M. D. D. Dick Bldg. Eye, class work guaranteed. Successor to --- C, N, O, ORLBH, M. D, Dick Bldg, EYG, grant work guaranteed. Successor to plaw work guaranteed. Successor to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN C. 300 THEATRE VARSITY TONIGHT ONLY MR. ROBERT EDESON in "THE CAVE MAN" Friday—Mary Miles Minter in "Lovely Mary." Omaride 1916 Kappenhosem Robert E. House —The House of Kuppenheimer wants to tell you just four clothing facts. THE FIRST—He owns his own business. THE SECOND-He does business on his own capital THE THIRD—His is the oldest clothing business in the state of Kansas. The Senior Mr. House Opened it Here 55 Years Ago. THE FOURTH-He offers a ten per cent discount on student business. On the basis of these four statements Mr. House solicits the business of the intelligent students and faculty members of the University. Careful buying, close attention to accounts, a wide awake sales force and a modern up to date stock and store room add to the business elements that make a genuine leader of the House of Kuppenheimer On Massachusetts at 735. Your impression of Lawrence is going to be framed partly by the kind of food you eat while here. Be fair to the town and use some discrimination in the place you choose for your meals. Mr. Kansas Editor! THE OREAD CAFE is just a block north of the Library and you will be assured of appetizing food prepared in a sanitary kitchen if you dine there. If you place any weight on the choice of University of Kansas students, you will stop in tonight. Fresh vegetables in season "Just a Step from the Campus" E. C. BRICKEN, Owner. A. LA SPECIAL SALE ON WAISTS 300 waists on sale FRIDAY and SATURDAY at $1.98 and $2.98. School-Girl Days Are Bygones to University Women But University Women, we find, are just as full of spirit and appreciation of the beautiful as are the younger school girls. A Chick and attractive. The styles you will like. Come see for yourself. And White Wool Suits, Too The Golfe Short Coats in Rose, Emerald, Copen, Brown and White. They have been selling for $7.00 to $8.00 the sale price is $5.75. Ask to see our Bedford cord and White Wool serges. They have been reduced from $27.50 to $21.75. Remember FRIDAY and SATURDAY at WEAVER'S The Innes Store The Popular Trading Place of Students and Faculty Since the Kansas University was Organized Almost Fifty Years Ago. A modern Department Store of three floors devoted to the sale and display of Dry Goods, Women's wear and furnishings. Rugs, Draperies and Household Supplies. The department of Women's Ready to Wear occupying the entire second floor is one of the most complete in the state. Store of Efficiency, Courtesy, Service, Comfort A Store of Efficiency, Courtesy, Service, Comfort. Ormes Bulline Hackman You Newspaper Men! KENNEDY'S GOLF CO., NACAMAN You appreciate what it means to save time. Get this— After getting "balled out" at the Senior Play and the Soph, Hop, the Laws must surely know their "status quo" among the fair sex. O W E N will press your suit and you can have it back the same day. Just call 510 Bell or 464 Home Reference Books 20 to 50 per cent Discount In this lot we may have the book you have been wanting for your reference library MERCHANTS AND FARMERS ASSOCIATION 904 Mass. St. If you want a little centerpiece for the table Sunday, call EDITORS Are cordially invited to make themselves "TO HOME" in Lawrence. A visit to our various places of business will meet with a true Kansas welcome. If you don't see what you want ask for it. Rowland's College Book Store The Lawrence Floral Co. Bell 55. 1447 Mass. Bell 55 and have it sent up. Have you ever noticed how much some flowers improve the appearance of a table? Of course you have. A few sweet-peas, pansies, roses or lilies are just what you want. And remember, fresh flowers last longest, and the freshest flowers are Lawrence-grown flowers. Fischer's Shoes Are Good Shoes That Well-to-Do Feeling a man experiences, when wearing a Strong and Garfield Shoe or Oxford cements him to this particular line of footwear. He will always look for the name on the bottom of the shoe when seaking comfort and service. A full assortment of these famous shoes and oxford can be found at $6 and $6.50 the pair Fischer's 813 Mass. St. SHOE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN A man running in the rain with a kite. NCE A GUY NAMED BEN. FRANKLIN LEFT HIS WORK LONG ENOUGH TO FLY A KITE IN THE RAIN. HE DID THIS BECAUSE HE FIGURED HE'D LEARN SOMETHING — AND HE DID SO IT'S NATURAL THAT OLD BEN'S PROFESSIONAL DESENDANTS IN KANSAWS, WITH ALL HIS KEENNESS FOR NEW WRINKLES SHOULD MARK UP "NEWSPAPER WEEK" ON THEIR CALENDARS, 1916 MAY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 YES, I FEEL THAT I CAN NOW DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THINGS WHILE I AM GONE? NO THEN, LEAVING THE PAPER TO THE DEVIL ,HIKE OUT FOR K.U. TO HOB-NOB WITH IRV.COBB , SAM BLYTHE, AND OTHER STARS OF THE FIRST MAGNITUDE IN THE K.E.A. SENATE IN BUSY SESSION Considered Alternate Elimination of 10:30 and 11:30 Classes The expedition of shortening the morning class periods, the alternate elimination of the 10:30 and 11:30 classes, the appointment of committees on travel credit and the executive council of the Semi-Centennial Celebration, and the adoption of the report of the committee on examinations were among the members at the regiment of the University School in Room 110, Fraser at 5 o'clock, Tuesday afternoon, Chancellor Strong presiding. The senate moved that the Chancellor confer with the cabinet with reference to the expedition: (1) of shortening the morning class periods so that the time required shall be taken from all equally, (2) the alternate elimination of the 10:30 and 11:30 classes and to adopt the one plan or the other if it seemed advisable to do so. Professors Galloo, Baumgartner, Cady, Boynton, and Van der Vries were appointed as members of the travel credit committee while Professors Walker, Olin, Flint, U. G. Meechell, Goetz, Van, and McNeile student students. Thompson was appointed as members of the Semi-Centennial Celebration committee. Prof. A, T. Walker reported that the estimated expense of the celebration would be $40,600 and宴会座位 was postponed until the next meeting. NALOY the next Before the meeting adjourned, it was decided that a committee be formed and report on the recommendation of the reorganization of the administration of the Student Loan Fund. Architects Offer Prize Contestants are limited to the department of Architecture. A prize will be awarded to the designer of the accepted emblem. accept the contest closes May 12. Gordon Street, Walter Cadmus and Rudolph Uhrlaub are the committee in charge of the competition. The Architects' Society has started a competition for the purpose of choosing an emblem for a society pin, seal, stationery or letter heads. The first straw that appeared last week. The Laws never dreamed that a freshman would have the nerve. Fruit salad, whipped cream and wafers. Ten cents a plate. Wiedemann's—Adv. COST CONGRESS BANQUETS; MUCH WITT. AND WISDOM One hundred and fifty Kansas editors and Lawrence business men attended the Missouri Valley Typetheatc Cost Congress banquet in the University of Kansas on Tuesday night. W. H. Walkenborn of Kansas City, Mo., president of the Missouri Valley Typetheatc, was totsmaster. The toasts follow: Oliver Wroughton Dry Chicago and the Printing Business...W. J. Hartman The "Down East" End of It... Frank L. Blanchard Before and After...E. E. Lvans Wrong Fonts...Joseph A. Borden Reading in the Publishers' Auxiliary Monday morning of the Kansas Newspaper Week, E. S. Trussel of the Canby, Minn., News, packed his grip and landed in Lawrence at 9 o'clock Wednesday morning. The reason heame over 600 miles to attend the meetings and their results and decided that he benefit Mr. Trussel is a member of the Minnesota Association. He has been in the business forty years and has two sons in the same work. C. B. Our own make of candies packed in pound boxes. Fifty cents. Wiedemann's.-Adv. MANY ASK FOR SPEAKERS J. L. NAPIER Newton, Kans The Acacia fraternity announces the pledging of L. R. Oakleaf, Engineer '19, of Cherryvale. More Commencement Addresses Wanted Than Ever Before The extension division has received more requests for commencement addresses by members of the faculty this year than ever before. Hays, Beverly, Republic, Grenola, Waverley, Hanover, Potter, Mulvane Lewis, Eureca, Woodston, Glen Elder, Randolph, Coffeyville, Soldier, Heisington, Jetmore, Little River, Atchison, Ford, White City, Pawnee Rock, Carbonale, Quenemo, Erie, Osawatomi, Olsburg, Burns. Arrangements have already been made for addresses at the following Frontenac, Ellinwood, Prettie Prairie, Tonganoxie, Caney, Anthony, Lorraine, Ransom, Goff, Antrim R, School, Wishing, Council Grouch, Bucklin, Greenburg, Spieve, Alta Vista, Colory, Waterson, Waterson Bar, Barson, Wicht, Wicht, White Water, Douglass, Altmont, Garrison, Glasco, Vermillion, Oketo. SCARP OVER FASHIONS Perry, Kincaid, Fowler, Horton, Linwood, Neosho Falls, Randall, Gailor, Belleville, Augusta, Peru, Norwich, Pratt, Oxford, Bucyrus, Seneca, Shawon, Madison, Cawker City, Dodge Nickerson, Chanute, Wheeling, Nickerson, Chanute, Wheeling, Cottonwood Falls, Easton, Turon, Norton, White Cloud. Club Women of Nation Dispute New York's Leadership In Styles A new course in practical mining will be offered in the department of mining engineering next year according to a recent announcement. The work of the course will be practical. The students will put in a minimum of thirty hours a semester in the course which will be drawn under campus. The new course will be an adjunct to the present course in mining, and will be required of all mining engineers before their graduation. That a printer can not afford a wife is the opinion of W. H. Goldsmith manager of the Dickinson County News, Abilene, who is attending the Cost Congress at the University this week. Mr. Goldsmith is a product of the Industrial Journalism Kansas State Agricultural College, Manhattan. He believes that everyone should know something about journalism. Offer New Mining Course B. Juttsen B. New York, May 4—The club women of the United States are about to lock the door. By United Press Leased Wire To the Editorial Week visitors—Don't forget your family at home. Take them a box of Wiedemann's candies. —Adv. In the battle array it will be New York against the rest of the nation—for New York club women have in mind that they do not know how to dress. The word went out in the last issue of the magazine of the General Federation of Women's Clubs. Miss Mary A Peek, "at New York," wrote how to dress. The first signs of revolt came from Indiana but now women from San Francisco to New Jersey and from Canada to the gulf are reported to have taken decided exception on Friday. The exception, "Big Town" on clothes for the coming federation convention. It will be a finish bait, unless the New Yorkers retire, as they have indications of doing today. The leading club women would not be quoted. Under the caption; "Correct Dress Under the Coming Biennial"; Miss Peek ward. "Many delegates do not know that New York women wear only strictly tailored suits, on the streets or at business and little or no jewelry. Their suits are usually black in color. Women of the southland who choose light colors for their spring suits may wear their winter ones, since New York is always cool. These with good skin and comfortable shoes will love them ready to enjoy and get inspiration from the May biennial. It is also advisable to select small hats. Well dressed women avoid the larger ones." THESTUFF OF LAUGHTER Written by Shostac, Music By Nevin Given at the May Eote Fete "The Stuff of Laughter," a dramatic fantasy in verse by Percy B. Shostac of the department of English, will be presented at the varsity as a part of their annual May celebration on the evenings of May 12, 13 and 15. As a setting for the play, Prof. Arthur Nevin of the dean of the College will complete score of incidental music. The performance will be unique in the history of dramatics in more than one way. Seldom is the author of a play and the composer of its incidental music, both seen taking part in their production. Ye Percy Shaston played Mr. Warner in the parts and Prof. Arthur Nevin will conduct the orchestra. "The Stuff of Laughter" is a new form of drama. The Russian Ballet was a synthesis of dancing, music, design and lighting effects. By adding intense dramatic action to the ballet, it still maintains its dramatic and artistic unity, this play goes one step farther than the Russian Ballet. The play is divided into two main parts, preceded by a prologue and followed by an epilogue. The prologue consists of an invitation by the Spirit of the Stage to witness the play. The first part of the play is in the court of the King of Jealousy bringing the foolishness of allways allwarness, bitterness, unrelenting cruelty of the time as well as the strange and tragic wistfulness of the north. The action is gripping in its terrible cruelty and melodrama. H. C. Sticher Appeals to Editors to Back Plan LAUDS CENTRAL BUREAU H. C. Sticher, Sec'y Central Advertising Bureau. Recordeting Secretary Daniels Editorial Association. Publisher Public Opinion and Free Press, Osage That the Kansas Editorial Association is behind Professor Thorpe in his advocacy of the Central Advertising Bureau for Kansas Newspapers, is published by the members by the Recording Secretary, H. C. Sticher, which follows; "The Kansas Editorial Association should investigate thoroughly the Kansas Central Advertising Bureau plan as advocated by Prof. Merle Thorpe of the department of journalism. The centralizing effort of the bureau of this kind will bring thousands of dollars to Kansas editors, National advertisers will use the Kansas newspapers if they can do so without bringing to themselves the grief of handling a hundred and one accounts. It is important that they attend. Newspaper Week and the State Editorial Association convention talk to Mr. George Hough Perry about the Central Bureau plan." Mrs. T, B. Hart, of Raton, New Mexico, who has been visiting her daughter Margarette, '19 College leaves Tuesday for Chicago where she will spend the summer. Margarette in her mother as soon as school is out. Fresh Butter Kist Pop corn — try it at Wisdemann's — Adv. BILLY SUNDAY TAKES HOT SHOT AT NEGLECTFUL HUBBIES Kansas City, Mo. May 4—Although eightteen thousand persons heard Billy Sunday last night, five thousand were arrested and a hundred shot slot into neglectful husbands. The University Women's Association will meet with Mrs. Frank Strong Monday afternoon at 2:30 for the annual election of officers. DO YOU KNOW That the laboratory for drug analysis at the University of Kansas has a direct bearing on your daily life by testing spices, coffee, drugs, patent medicine, etc., thus guarding the health of the state? RICE HELPS PADDLE RUNAWAY ENGINEERS Internal friction is given as the cause of the scene of admonition which tok place out in front of the Engineering Building. Thursday morning. The entire body of Engineers agreed to remain in Lawrence last Friday to participate in the celebration of Engineers' Day. However, a trio of the Marvinites saw it tilt slide home and were not caught until this morning. They finally plumbed into a dozen husky Engineers while their class-mates weiled paddles in friendly reproof. Prof. H. C. Rice joined in the fun and tok his turn with the barrel stave, laying it on with skill. 1 How many editorials have you written this last year advising your people to trade at home? No matter. Have you attacked the mail order problem from the right angle? If You Are on the Wrong Track Mr. Kansas Editor: Switch over to the main line. If you have talked loyalty to the home community till you are black in the face and have not noticed results, talk a little about quality and price. is a Kansas industry that depends mostly on Kansas citizens for its business,—not because it thinks the citizens of Kansas owe it anything, but because it puts quality into every case of goods that leaves the Lawrence or Emporia warehouse. And because we are Kansans and you are Kansans and we are both interested in Kansas, we welcome you to Lawrence to this meeting of Kansas Editors. FOUR NEW MULTIPLE MAGAZINE LINOTYPES NOW READY FOR DELIVERY Multiple-Magazine Linotype. Same as Model 16, with the addition of an auxiliary magazine, giving greater range and flexibility. Faces from all three magazines mixed at will. Model 17 Continuous Composition From All Magazines—All Faces Mixed At Will. 10 Auxiliary magazines interchangeable with Models 14 and 19. Price $3,000 F. O. B. 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O. R. New York PRINTING MACHINE Mergenthaler Linotype Company Geo. E. Lincoln, Mgr. Chicago Agency 1100 S. Wabash Ave. . UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN --- Kansas Newspaper Week Program Thursday Afternoon. 1:30—The Cost of an Inch of White Space. Mr. Worsham. 2:15—Covering Your Territory. N. S. Huss, Editor of the Journal-Chronicle, www.naturalhistory.org. 3:00—What the Other Fellow Is Doing. MR. BRANCHARD 3:45—Organizing the Newspaper Office. G. L. CASWELL, Denison, Iowa, Field secretary of the Iowa Press Association, and editor of the Denison Bulletin. 4:30—The Ad Club - Why and How. CARL HUNT, Editor of Associated Advertis- ment 0:00:30—Merehandising Service for Advertisers. Moving Picture film shown by Mr. W. J. Merrill of the Chicago Tribune. 6:30—Neutralized Dutch-Treat Supper, (50 cents.) Reported, edited, and distributed by staff of the University Daily Kansan, editor-in-chief as head waiter. Denatured cabaret, featuring the Topeka Press Club in its execution of its original musical melange "Armageddon." Moving picture film from the Chicago Tribune, "Racing the Deadline," Robbynen, Gymnasium. Friday Morning. 8:30—Newspaper Influence. IVY LEE, New York, the Rockefeller Foundation. Fraser Hall, Chapel. 9:15—Looking at it from the Reader's Standpoint. ARTTIMUS ISHAMAN, New York, Editor of the American Magazine. 10:00—Problems of the Small Publisher. COURTLEAN SMITH, New York. President of Washington, D.C. as American Secretary. 10:45—The Power of a Newspaper. MR. WALDO. 11:30—Journalism as a Profession. CHISTER M. MUNSON, formerly man- ager of the New York Sun. 12:30-1:30 - LUNCHBEN. Complimentary to Kansas Editors and their friends, by journalism students. Friday Afternoon. 1:30—Address of Welcome to Editors. CHANCELLE STRONG. (Chancellor) (Cheryl) KANSAS EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION Response for Editors— W.L. C. Wigstrup, Baldwin Ledger W. C. MARKHAM 2:00—Short Business Session; Appointment of Com- 2:15—Newspaper Office Side Lines—are They Advi- visible? (Stationery and Magazine Stands; Newspa- paper clubbing plans; Handling by-pro- duces of the business; Calendars; Insur- ance; Etc.) JOHN REDMOND, Burlington Republican. Discussion BEN L. MICKEL, Soldier Clipper; A. B. ADAMSON, Beloit Call; J. R. BRAID, Caney Chronicle; HENRY HONEY, Mankato Advocate. 2:45—Co-operating With Foreign Advertisers. 2:45 - Co-operating With Foreign Accusers. F. E. HAGENBUC, Kiowa Journal. Discussion H. J. POWELL, Coffeyville Journal; Ed. GREER, Winfield Courier; HARVEY ECKERT, Larned Tiller and Tailer; H. E. MONTGOMERY, Junction City Union; ROLLA CLYMER, Olathe Register. 3:15—Handling Local Advertising. ROY BAILEY, Salina Journal Discussion SHELL WELTS, Erie Record; W. T. BEck, Holton Recorder; L. C. DENIOS, Dodge City Globe; L. R. BROOKICK, Marysville Advocate-Demo- 4:00—A Clinton on Honor. STRICKLAND GILLIAN, Paperwork humorist, Mike, Roland Park, Md. 5:00—Seeing Lawrence by Automobile. By courtesy of Lawrence Merchants. 6:30—BANQUET. By courtesy of Merchants' and Farmers' Association of Lawrence. IN CHAMPIONSHIP DEBATE Masonic Temple. H. S. Debaters Meet in Green Hall Friday The state championship of high school debating will be decided Friday night when Sheridan county high school meets Caney high school in the final debate in the auditorium of Green Hall. The subject is, "That the United States should abandon the Monroe Doctrine." Sheridan county high school will be represented by Farris Sloan, Edwin Taylor and Joseph Spresser on the affirmative, and high school students iningham, Esther Atwood and Leboy Holland on the negative. Prof. H. W. Nutt of the School of Education will preside. The judges will be Professors F. H. Fodder, H. T Hill and M. O. Mogen. LAWRENCE HIGH HIRES THREE UNIVERSITY GRADS Three students of the University of Kansas were given positions as teachers in the Lawrence high school next fall. The school board laid Monday, May 1. Mr. J. Blaine Ramsey was elected as teacher of chemistry, Miss Edith Piotrowski was elected as teacher in English and Mr. James Jamison was the professor of American history. All of these students are seniors in the School of Education. Team Nearly Lost Wettimer The Jayhawker baseball team nearly lost a valued player Friday afternoon when Ward came home seriously ill at the Pi Uplounse house after having had some vaccine serum administered. For several hours Weltmier's life was almost despaired of but by night he was back and is reported to have recovered now. WOMEN'S GLEE CLUB TO SING FOR JOURNALISTS Entertainment for the editors and publishers attending the Missouri Valley Cost Congress and Newspaper Week will be given tonight in Fraser Chapel by the Women's Glee Club starting at eight o'clock. The cantata is open to editors, visitors and students. Admission will be twenty-five cents. Students athletic tickets will not admit holders because the Women's Glee Club fund is not a part of the Athletic Association. A Spanish Gypsies' Cantata consisting of two choruses, Spanish and Gypsies, with solos by Gladys Bitzer, Marie Buchanan, Dora Lockett and Edna Davis will be the headliners on the program. Two scholarships for women are offered by the Kansas City branch of the Association of Collegiate Alumnae to juniors and seniors from Kansas City, Kansas and Kansas City. Mo. These are loan scholarships five dollars without interest. Applicants should see the Committee on Scholarships for Women. The committee; Misses Gallo, Hyde, Wilson and Charles. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. ENGINEERS UTILIZE ANCESTOR OF LAWRENCE STREET CARS Considerable comment was caused by the ancient-appearing omibus which the engineers incorporated into their parade Friday. The old carry-all is a rule of an early chapter, and all the officers it issued Elwell who used to drive it from the Eldridge hotel, says that he has no idea how old it is. It was an old timer when he came to Lawrence and that was some time ago. He remembers that the old bus was run by him, but had to be junked several years ago. It was left standing on a vacant spot north of the Sante Fe depot where it remained until the engineers dragged it forth, rusty and reluctant, from its resting place. They took it up behold Five miles away. Their curiosity of many people who wanted to know what it was and where it came from. F. A. HOLT CUPID WORKS IN HOSPITAL STRICKLAND GILLILAN Roland Park, Md. Miss Angie Horn, A.B. '03, Was Buried Sunday Angie Horn, A. B. '03, died at the Simmons Hospital Saturday. The funeral was held Sunday afternoon at her mother's home, 1029 Mississippi Street. The body was taken to Mankato, her former home, for burial. Former Superintendent Marries Prominent N. Y. Doctor Miss Reed and Dr. Newsom were married in the Little Church Around the Corner upon Miss Reed's arrival home, where they are making their home. C. U. GRADUATE DEAD Miss Reed was graduated from the University in 1914. Part of her time at the University she was librarian of the Physics library. After having been graduated from Harvard she went to New York where she became a neurologist logist in one of the large hospitals. It was there that she met Mr. Newsom. Miss Horn received her Master's degree from the University of Kansas in 1904. She was a member of the Phi Beta Kappa and the Quintile fraternity where her home ever since she entered the University as a freshman, with the exception of two years spent in California and two years in Burr Oak in the employ of a bank. She taught high school. DO YOU KNOW NEWSPAPER PICKUPS Cupid put one over on the University Hospital in the first year of its existence. In fact the quickness with which Cupid attacked the hospital might almost mark it as a possible matrimonial agency. The case were borne off by the marriage agents, which have just been received of the former superintendent of th' hospital; Miss Jess Reed, to Dr Thomas C. Newcomw of New York City. That it will take forty tons of pressed steel to make the automobile license tags for Kansas automobiles this year? Vernon Moore, a student at the University went to Columbia, Mo., yesterday where he will represent the Beta chapter in a meeting of this organization. Yesterday two of the representatives of the Sigma Delta Chi at the University of Oklahoma, who were on their way to Columbia stopped at Lawrence. These two were Bill Campbell and Chester West- The University Pan-hellenic track meet will be held a week from today. This meet was postponed from last fall. Plenty of competition is guaranteed for the Pan-hellenic track meet because it is one of the twelve fraternities in the Pan-hellenic must be represented in every event. TO STAY IN MEXICO United States Soldiers Will Not be Stopped in Pursuit of Villa Many of the state offices at Topeka will be partly deserted this week because of the attractions at Lawrence. It is a notable fact that there are more men in public office in Kansas from the newspaper fraternity than in any other state in the country. Governor Arthur Capper. Then comes Lieutenant Governor W. Y. Morgan, State Auditor W. E. Davis, State Treasurer Earl Akers, State Printer W. R. Smith and numerous minor officials. Inrri Zumwalt, assistant in the state fire department, was among the Bonner Springs Chiefton, was among the early arrivals yesterday. CAN USE THE RAILROADS Jobs for K. U. Engineers Conclusions Must Have Government Rationation Dean F. W. Walker of the School of Engineering says that his mail is bringing him many calls for graduates to fill positions. "The chief difficulty of our fifty-five graduates is in choosing which position to accept," he said. "Last year's graduates would have placed as many more. The demand is the natural result of business being on the up-grade." By United Press Leased Wire. El Paso, Tex., May 3—The American expedition will remain in Mexico without interference from Carranista troops, according to the commander, during day of Chief of Staff Scott and Carranza War Minister Obregon, after a conference lasting nearly twelve hours. Goregon has granted permission for the expedition to have full use of the Mexican Northwestern Railroad in transporting supplies and men, and has promised to co-operate "as fully as possible" with the American forces, it was stated on reliable authority. In return, Scott was unofficially reported to have set a sixty day limit on the presence of the Americans in Chihunhua. Scott's concessions, if any were made, were not definitely approved by the war department would give out the program agreed upon in a short time. STRIKE OF SHIP CREWS STOPS FREIGHT SHIPMENT New York, May 4—Thousands of tons of freight are today piling on the New York wharves with but slight possibility of being moved until agreement is reached in the state of tag boat engineers and agreeable roadways of several of the railroads are literally choked with freight. Medics Meet in Topeka The Fiftieth Annual Session of the Kansas Medical Society, which is to be held in the Elks Club Rooms at Topekn, May 3, 4 and 5, will vent the fact that the school was originally planned for today. This meeting, which had been called for the purpose of voting on the new Medical School Constitution, that favored the placing of salaried physicians at the University Hospital at Rosedale, has been postponed until Wednesday, May This is the first Semi Contenital Meeting of the Society since its birth, and will be celebrated accordingly. The program for Thursday will consist entirely of addresses by medical men of national reputation from the University of Kansas. In the evening a public meeting will be held at which all laymen who are interested, are invited to attend. Several men from the University of Kansas Medical School will speak or read a paper, "Human Actinomycosis," written by Dr. T. Sudler. Associate Dean of the Medical School at Rosedale, has chosen for his lecture. Dr. Thomas G. Orr, Instructor of Surgery at the University of Kansas, will give a talk on "Taper." Noted physician has entitled "Bone Surgery" and "Methods and Results in Surgery of the Stomach and Intestines." Entertainment will be provided for by the Shawnee Medical Society for such time as is not otherwise occupied. We talk a lot of woman's rights, And justice for her mind, When all the rights a woman wants is just the right to find Her happiness, where'er it be, And finding it, to make This world a heaven for us all, For just her true love's sake. Wont the gas and light bills still have to be paid by the tenth of each month, even if the family has no life insurance funds to draw on? DO YOU KNOW L. S. Broughly That the physicians of Kansas have the benefit of the bacteriological and chemical analysis made upon request in the University of Kansas laboratories in cases of cancer disease, typhoid, hydrophobia, etc.? THE SENATOR KEITH CLEVENGER Osawatomie. Kans. LOST-Between the Physics Building a Shafer fountain pen. Finder please call 1088 J or leave at 1145% Kentucky street. 2t ow lease oin theational rinterournalist Family $2.00 is the annual fee. See our representative, MR. DEAN REITZEL Mr. Editor! We Welcome You to Lawrence The K. U. men who are choice as to their smokes buy at Carroll's. And hope your stay here will be pleasant. And when you feel spending a few minutes in an easy chair, remember that our men's room is at your disposal. CARROLL'S Next to Eldridge Hotel. Spring Sale of LADIES AND MISSES SUITS Every Ladies and Misses Suit in Stock at Big Reductions. Ladies and Misses $25.00 to $30.00 Silk Suits...$18.75 Ladies and Misses $25.00 to $30.00 Wool Suits...18.75 Ladies and Misses $18.00 to $22.50 Wool Suits...15.75 Ladies and Misses $12.50 to $15.00 Wool Suits...11.75 Spring Coats in New Checks and Plaids $10.00 to $12.50 Values $8.50 SILK BLOUSES In Plain White or Flesh Color...$2.50 Crepe de Chene...$2.50 to $5.00 NEWMARK'S "Where Discriminating People Dine" We take pride in knowing that Lee's College Inn has that reputation. But the fact that each meal is prepared with the same care as that of the housewife planning company, makes it possible for this popular eating place to enjoy distinction. Editors You will find at this cafe the University students who appreciate good food, well-served. You will also find here some other editors who have discovered the most home-like eating place in Lawrence. We want you to leave the city with a good feeling in your stomach as well as your head. We will guarantee that if you eat at LEE'S COLLEGE INN Just Two Blocks Down The Hill From The Library. --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN NOTED AUTHOR IS KILLED Clinton Stagg Victim in Auto Crash in California Los Angeles, May 4.—Clinton H. Stagg of New York, author, and Malcolm Strong of New York and San Francisco, photoylay writer, were called upon by the city to confer concussion of the brain and sustained a broken arm, when an automobile driven by Stagg was wrecked on Robert Boulevard here last night. The car started to the beach in Stagg's car. While traveling at a high rate of speed a front tire blew out, causing the machine to swerve. The car struck a telegraph pole, went into a nearby garage, and pinning its occupants beneath. MANY DIE FROM RAID Twelve More, It is Feared, Can Not Live Not Live doors but the actual job of guarding the evangelist and his party and preventing any disturbances, went to the Lawrence police force. 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Full lined suits or half silk lined with seams silk-piped and every suit guaranteed. ONE CASH PRICE OF $15.00 with those selling elsewhere at $20.00 or $25.00 and you will see that we advertise absolute facts. Full Dress Suits and Overcoats the Same Price. SKOFSTAD 829 MASSACHUSETTS STREET UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. BRISBANE TO EDITORS Tells Them That Their Mission Is To Make The People Think UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, FRIDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 5, 1916. ADVJSES COUNTRY FIELD Hearest's Writer Urges Rural Journalism for Beginners Journalism is a profession which aims at making people think, the masses, intellectual, medico-religious, militants, intellectual effort, and educates. This is the gist of statements made by Arthur Brisbane, editor of the New York Journal, and Chester S. Lord, formerly editor of the *Journal*. In Braser chap this morning on aims of the profession of journalism. WORKED FOR CHESREER LORD "The greatest thing in journalism is to make people think," said Arthur Brisbane. Mr. Brisbane related his first experience in journalism, reciting the incidents in his early career which he began at 21 as London correspondent for the New York Sun, working under Chelsea Ferguson and Sun. He became editor at 23 and has held this position since on many of the Hearst publications. NUMBER 146. "The police force, the real police force of this country, is the country newspaper editor such as we have represented here today. For the young men and women in the department journalism here at the University of Kansas the country field is your opportunity. The city is not the place for graduates from our chools of journalism. To rise, to get out of the mediocre class of journalists in the city is rarely the lot of the young man or woman under your guidance. The chances are no there and those who do succeed are very few. AUST GIVE PEOPLE SOMETHING "I hope that you boys and girls staring out will go to the country and see where it is, because country editors are gathered here." "The world is like a house. Every time that you are received at the home of a friend you brighten that home, add something to it atmosphere. You can receive it. You add something to it. Every student here can add something to the world, can gain something from this moment on and begin to expand. You can not gain from the world, unless you give it. It will be difficult for you to epiphrate and give you something if it must gain from you. "To make people think is the greatest thing is journalism. That is the editor's mission,—to make people think, and he has the mouthpiece for doing the most good, the country press." "While at the University of Missouri yesterday a student came to the station to ask me two questions, why was he wearing green and greatest thing is journalism. I answered the first question by telling him that New York was only a drop in the sea of the United States and each of its drops, I came to learn. An inch of space in the country paper is worth more in many cases to the advertiser than an inch in the New York Journal. Mr. Brisbane told the editors. The advertiser told them which country which all the population of the country by talking to them through one man whom they all know, the country publisher. GOTCH QUITS THE MAT Wrestling Champion, Broken Hearted, Bids Public Adieu Chiego, May 4.—Frank Gotch, champion wrestler was through with the mat game today. Broken in health and only a shadow of his former self, Gotch has uitq the circus with which he and Jess Willard were travelling and has gone to his farm at Humboldt, Ia. From 225 pounds he says he has dropped weight rapidly and now weighs only 185 pounds. Gotch made it certain yesterday that he would not meet Joe Stecher, the Dodge, Neb. aspirant for the title. U. T. Warren, editor of the Dodge City Journal, says, "Newspaper gatherings of this kind are of wonderful interest to the editors throughout the state. A man will get a hundred new ideas before he leaves and he can see for himself what he wants." He gets a line on the latest equipment and then besides this, the whole thing is a pleasant change and the best kind of a vacation." Students who had eight-thirty classes which ran full time had little opportunity to get seats, for at 9:20 when the whistle blew every available seat was taken and over a hundred were standing. Want Rooms for Athletes On account of the shortage of rooms during the editors convention Manager Hamilton is having trouble in finding rooms for the accommodation of the 250 high school athletes who start in the meet here Saturday, and in rooms for the visitors are requested to call manager Hamilton, Bell Phone K. U. 82. CARRANZA, U. S. AGREE Mexican Chief Accepts Proposals of Scott-Obregon, Avers Private Secretary Mexico City, May 5—Carranza has accepted the United States proposals "in principle" as they were outlined at the Scott-Oregon conference, it announced by Carranza's secretary of state. The reference reached a satisfactory solution regarding the presence of American troops in Chihuahua, Mexico. PRESS CLUB MAKES HIT Topekans Surprise Editors With Reproduction of K. U. Class In Journalism A neutralized Dutch-Treat supper was "reported, edited, and distributed by the staff of the University Daily Kansan" Thursday night at 6:30; for the visiting editors and their wives, ? will p@ Thorpe and charge of the he given to the dinner, and Guy which, and Marjorie Richard were up withitters. About 250 were served, four at a table. The tables were arranged on the floor of Robinson Gym. Besides him, for the University band and that of the Glee Club the guests derived much entertainment from reading the aprons of the waiters. Each apron had an image of the Kansan printed upon it. After the dinner the Topека Press Club gave a farce, "Great Political Traveyst, Armageddon," or "The Way Never To Do It." This proved to be a demonstration of Professor Johnson's school of journalism, and was cleverly carried out with Marco Morrow impersonating Professor Thorre. B. P. Bartlett, of the Topea Daily Capital, sang two songs after the farce and the moving picture, "Racing the Deadline," was shown, for the benefit of those who failed to see it Tuesday evening. NO PEACE IN EUROPE Ambassador Page Can See N Hope In Near Future WASHINGTON, MAY 5—"The time does not appear ripe for peace in Europe," Thomas Nelson Page, United States Ambassador to Italy, said today, following a long conference with President Wilson. The Ambassador said, while there was no doubt that the people of all the warriors were being weary of the strength of the strait and that they know to a way out. He stated that the light of what he found, none of the warring nations would relish any action on the part of this government or other neutrals toward mediation. MEXICANS KILL MINERS Five Americans Are Murdered Working Claim in Sinaloa El Paso, Tex., May 5 Five Americans were murdered by Mexican bandits while working their mining claim between Rosario and Mazatlan, Sinaloa, western Mexico, according to American mining men arriving here today. One of the slain men was named Volax, the Americans reported. The names of the other four victims were not known. All members of May Fete Chorus are asked to meet on the golf links north of Potter's Lake at 7 o'clock this evening. The second engineers' dance will be held tonight, May 5, in Robinson Gymnasium at eight o'clock. This will be the real dance of the year for the engineers. The first one, given about a month ago, was not nearly so pretentious or important as this. The second dance is in the closing hour on the strength of the fact that they closed unusually early at the previous dance. ENGINEERS HOLD REAL DANCE OF YEAR TODAY By United Press Leased Wire Gage's two-piece orchestra will fuv nish the music. JUNK CARRIES ELECTION H. S. ATHLETES ARRIVE Herriott Gets Majority in Every School Except Pharmacy; Plurality, 175 Friends Write Name on Ballot Gardner Wins in College GEDNEY IS CHEERLEADER Junk Herriott, '17 College, was elected to the presidency of the Men's Student Council yesterday by a plurality of 175 votes, carrying over 80 percent. But the exception of the School of Pharmacy, where he lost by two votes. For cheer-leader, Kenny Gedney, whose name was omitted from the ballot because the council did not recognize his petition, was elected by an overwhelming majority, in every school except the School of Pharmacy. The dodger, which appeared the morning of the election, telling the voters to Write Caydel's name in carrot the Hill like wildfire and it is the purpose of some of the most prominent K. U. politicians that 'Dykes, the Pop-Man' would have received more votes had both names been printed on the ballot. There was no competition for the place of representatives from the College, and T. C. T. Theistot, from High Anderson, Wm. Wilson, Milton Heath, and Brick Chandler, were declared elected. In the School of Engineering Geo. Yoikum, Gerald Sparks, Paul Diehi, and PagWager were elected to the There were no contests for place on the Athletic Board, and the three athletic members and two non-athletic members were declared elected. They then went to Seary, Bhea Health Hexen Grunzacher, W. J. Crowley and Eugene Rolfs. The Laws chose Terrill and Craig to represent them on the Council. Eugene Cook was elected to represent the School of Pharmacy on the Council. In the College Jess Gardner was elected to the presidency by a plurality of 48 votes. Cargill Sproull was elected vice-president without opinion and Davis won over Dorothy Cole for the secretaryship by a small majority. In the School of Engineering Alfred Weiters was elected president, George Snee, vice-president, and Charles Slane, secretary and pressurer. The following are the total results of the voting in the various schools. The figures are given only on the official website of the school. President Men's Student Council: Herriott 551 Hunter 386 Cherie领头: Gedney 525 Dykes 374 Council Member Engineering School Yeokum 193 Starks 178 Diehl 163 Wagner 161 Mickey 156 Hull 144 Council Members—Law School: Craig 94 Perrell 65 Murphy 57 Council Member: Pharmacy School: Cook 26 Plohmearst 15 Council Member: Medics: Booth 22 McEthaneny 7 President of the College: Gardner 319 Porter 281 Secretary of the College : Davis 315 Cole 276 President of the Engineering School Weiters 155 Crawford 117 Secretary of the Engineering School Sloane 154 Mathews 154 K. U JOURNALISTS GIVE LUNCHCORE FOR 300 EDITORS Not to be outdone by their instructors, the students of the School of Journalism gave an informal complimentary luncheon in Robinson Gymnasium to the visiting editors and their friends at 12:30 this noon. At the event, they were introduced by the newspaper men who were present. About, three hundred attended. This is the first time that the students of the department have given a complimentary luncheon to the visiting scribes and their friends. The Bird Club will make a field trip Saturday, May 6, for study of birds. Will take 8:25 Santa Fe train. All persons interested are invited to accompany the party. For further information call BEL 211B before 8:30 today. Just fifteen minutes after the doors opened at 8:46 o'clock, the late arrivals began a last look for the rapidly disappearing vacant seats. As the seat was taken with the exception of the seventy-two on the platform. Annual Interscholastic Meet Takes Place Tomorrow on McCook NEARLY 200 TO COMPETE Will Give Medals to Winners of First Four Places In Allie Carroll's window is a gorgeous display of medals that will attract the eyes of the high school athletes who will begin to arrive in Lawrence tonight for the annual interscholastic track meet on McCook Field. The veterans will spend no little time in front of the display choosing the ones they would like to wear home to show to the folks and "her." And there is a crowd of visitors coming in tonight too. One hundred and ninety had entered when the official train arrives, but Mr. Kenyon's office yesterday afternoon. These athletes represent thirty-three Kansas high schools and constitute a larger entry list than has ever been received since the annual meet in previous years. MEDALS EXPENSIVE The medals to be given the att- tes this year are more expensive than the usual medals given for inter- scholastic competition. The little pieces of metal are given for the first four places in each event and for the winners of the relays. Each visitor gets a contestant's button to adorn the lapel of his coat regardless of whether he places in the meet or not. The high schools entered in the meet are divided into three classes. The purpose of this is to allow the students to compete with men of their own class not forcing them to buck against a man from a larger school who has better training facilities. Then, too the division of the schools greatly facilitates the handling of the visitors und the running off the meet on sche- On account of the editorial convention Manager Hamilton is having trouble locating rooms for the visitors. He would appreciate any assistance from the students that they could offer. ROOMS FOR ATHLETES The following list of entries is given in order, the students may be able to complete them. Class A Ablene· H. Gish, J. Haskell, R. Sesh, W. Lilcox, C. Reap, P. Nuench Iola--Roy Hair, Russell Taylor, Dono Oliver, Arthur Chafft Leonard, Edward Hawley, Forest Parker, Herbert Cheezem, Lee Smith, Arthur East- Kansas City-Lloyd Cunningham, Tristan Spurgeon, Claude Oxley, Tom Russell, Hobart Vigus, Hollis Stephens, Emerson Norton. Sumner County—Hunter, Ruther- ford, A. Derington, Carson, Meban, Heasty, Campbell, E. Derington, Ruth. Lawrence—Ralphe Howard, Paul Jackson, Lloyd Craig, Albert Adair, Everett McCarty, Gordon Saunders, Warren Mason, Donald Eastman. Topela—Harold Bruce, Chas. McCallan, Willard Roger, Summer Cole, Clyde smalley, Harry Down Ray, Kyle Shoup, Arthur Dennis, Ralph Wilson Class B Baldwin-j. J. V. Wright, Gerald Taylor, J. Ellott, Chas. Taylor, Albert Torrey. Caney--Harry Booker, Allen St. John, Frank Miller, Henry Webb, Walter Parker, Robt.' Winkels, Lee Burns, Homer Cherry, Piece Doyle. Chase County—Howard Hilton, Ellen Carrier, David Hilton, Warren Humboldt — Nat Armel, Clark Works, Floyd Lashmet, Cyril Moore, Glen Stewart, Cecili Wells, Sheiden Stewart, Bunn, Gwinn Saunders, Elmer Harder McPherson -Clifton Forpison. Neodesha -Paul Michael, Nichols. Jones -Mark Jones, Jones, Lawrence Ray, Will Springn, Franklin, Philpott, Harold Keitzer. Oskaloosa—Arnold Leach, Merle Trann. Olthee -Orlo Johnson, Ralph Scott. Pratt County-Harold Gostole, Earl Reinits, Robt' Fitzismmons, Harry Fitzismmons, Harry Graves, Carl Bloxom, Paul Jett, Carl Hitchcock, Ray McKown, Roy Martin. In hiphop, **Olathe**—Orlo Johnson, Ralph Scott Happ. McPherson—Clifton Fergusen. Exactly at 9:30 the crowd got its first view of the Sunday party when they came through the east door and up over the platform, headed by Chancellor Strong. In the party accompanying the evangelist were "Mia" Sunday, a girl who Thoreau told her to be Strong, Elderin, Homer A. Rodeheaver, Sunday's musical director and the members of the Board of Administration. President Livingstone Farrand, of the University of Colorado stopped between trains Wednesday, to see his K. U. classmate, E. M. Hopkins UNITED PRESS LANDS SCOOP IN WAR NEWS Eight days ago United Press papers published a dispatch from Carl W. Ackerman, United Press Staff Correspondent, accurately the general tenor of the German n.t.e. received today. Ackerman's dispatch said: "The crisis in the German submarine, out of the submarine controversy has virtually missed. "There will be no break of diplomatic relations, predicted on any developments to date. This statement is made today on most excellent authority. Pending negotiations for a more complete understanding Germania must be under certain explicit instructions from the Admiralty." The United Press was the only news association to announce that such instructions had been given. The text of the Germany reply today fully confirms the United Press forecast. Ackerman is a graduate of the Columbia School of Journalism. Aggies' Errors and Craig's Mound Work Gives Kansas First of Series K. U. NABS FIRST GAME Manhattan, Kan., May 5—Spoiling what started as an errorless game, in the sixth inning, the Aggies, by a series of bad muffs, allowed the Jayhawkers to send two runners across home plate, from then on. K. U. won the first and third games, the rival had more stuff than his supporters imagined, the Jayhawkers only getting five hits off him. Craig was wild at the start of the game but setled down and held the Aggies to three hits and scored five strikeouts. Score: E . . . . . Batteries; Craig and L. Weltmer Ferrier and Sullivan. PROGRESSIVES TUNE U Bull Moosers Begin Preparations For Convention Chicago, May 5—Preliminaries to the progressive national convention here next month began today with the arrival here of Oscar King Davis, secretary of the Bull Moose national committee who will pass on the credentials of delegates to the convention. The meeting includes presentation and voting strength in the cases of states which are to send double delegations. TUESDAY IS TAG DAY May Fete to Have a Grecian Setting Five hundred $2 and $3 books were disposed of by the management in half an hour this morning, at the check stand in Fraser Hall. A mob of students walked into the windows while the books were slowly passed over the counter. Pushing and crowding was the rule and those students who were lucky enough to work up to the window were free and hurled back by the squirming crowd. "More three dollar books for seniors who have paid their dues will be here tomorrow," said Editor E. M. Johnson his morning, "and the check stand will be open all day for their distribution. Only those who havewill sell able to get books, however. We have no more copies for cash sale." The $5 de lume edition will reach Lawrence Saturday. There are only a few of these books, printed for private distribution. They are hand-signed in leather, with gilt tips on the owner's name stamped on the cover. POWER IN ORGANIZATION CASWELL TELLS EDITORS The Weather G. L. Caswell, field secretary of the Iowa Press Association, in his address on "Organizing the Newspaper Office," this morning before the editors, stated that in organization lay power and influence for the newspaper man. The success of the association in Iowa has proved that the newspaper man is capable of demanding and demand just as much as the bankers or any other business. By this means they can secure fair prices, advertising, and proper legislation. Fair tonight and Saturday, Warmer northwest portion. GERMANY BACKS DOWN Cabinet Members Think Kaiser's Message Concedes to U. S. Submarine Demands ENGLAND MUST BEHAVE In essence, the message notifies the United States that "German naval forces have received the following orders: Within ten minutes after the receipt of the final paragraphs of the German reply to America's submarine warfare demands, President Wilson and his cabinet met to consider the communication. They went into conferral with U.S. officials — Germany has conceded to the important demands of the United States. Note Insists Gt. Britain Live Up to Same Agreement "In accordance with the general principles of visit, search and destruction of merchant vessels recognition both within and without the area declared to be a naval war zone, shall not be nuked without warning, without saving human lives, unless the vessel is on escape or offer resistance. . . . "And it (the Imperial government) does not doubt that the United States will now demand and insist that the British Government shall forwild observe the rules of international law universally recognized before the war as are laid down in the notes presented by the government of the United States to the British government Dec. 26, 1914, and Nov. 5, 1915." ALL JAYHAWKERS SOLD Only Those Who Have Receipts Can Get Copies of Annual The entire edition of the 1916 Jayhawkers has been sold out, and there are no more copies for cash sale. Only a few copies have been received, advance, and who have receipts to show for them, will be able to secure copies of the annual. Manager Busenbark and Editor Johnson turned down applications for books this morning. The rush for copies of the annual began yesterday morning, when the books were first placed on sale in Fraser Hall, immediately following Billy Pressa's success. A mob of excited students waited for him to stand, pushing forward eagerly when the windows were at last thrown open. Pushing and crowding was the rule; and students who were fortunate enough to reach the windows were really thrown back by the squirming crowd before they could be waited upon. SEVEN REBELS EXECUTED Irish Proclamation Signers Are Paying the Penalty Dublin, May 5—Seven rebels have now paid the death penalty for the part they played in the rebellion. Besides Bluntkett, three others of the seven signers of the republican proclamation—Peter Pearse, president of the Cemetery, Thomas J. Clarke and Thomas MacDonghe have been executed. Paris, May 5- German troops make a violent attack last night against French positions north of Hill 304 the keystone of the French defense northwest of Verdun. The attack being preceded by violent artillery firng. The Germans entered French advanced trenches at a few points, the war office announced by elsewhere were repulsed. FRENCH POSITION FALLS BEFORE TEUTON ATTACE James Connolly another signer, who commanded the "Irish Army" lies in his hands. The last Ladies Evening of the University year will be held at the University Club tonight. The usual pro-activity, dancing and cards will be followed. MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 8 to 12 Leader the Rev. H. W, Hargett. General subject: "Unexplored Remainders." Daily Subjects; Monday; "Remainders of Talent." Tuesday; "Remainders of Truth." Wednesday; "Remainders of Mem- rv." Thursday: "Remainders of Sin." Friday: "Remainders of Faith." Send the Daily Kansan home. --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 'HUMOR IS ESSENTIAL' "Newspaper Public Absolutely Demands Funny Stories and Comics"—Gillilan BIG CROWD HEARS AUTHOR Writer of "Off Agin, On Agin," Speaks in Fraser "Humor is a thing absolutely necessary to newspapers and newspaper making. The public demands it. When times are troubles they demand more and more of it. And when times are fearfully bad they demand the slapstick kind." If the address entitled "A Clinic of Humor," delivered before an interested audience this afternoon by Strickland Gillian of Baltimore, can be said to have a text, that gives him permission to bill, Mr. Gillain gave his hearswers a very practical demonstration of the fact that humor is a great newspaper asset; and they all went tentatively feeling for their funny-bone. "Because I am too democratic to believe in foreign titles," said Mr. Gillian, "I have chosen one today that is not foreign to my theme. The Standard Dictionary, by long oposs, the most erudite of my many friends, tells me that it is "moral education" given at the bedside, or in the presence of the patient whose symptoms are studied and whose treatment is considered." "Humor is the patient this afternoon. We are at his bedside, studying his symptoms and considering treatment. The chief surgeon has done as much expensive cutting-up as the Marae at Rochambeau, Mistra and the town of three thousand students surround the operating table. Humor is one of the most valuable hinges on earth, one of the things most constantly yearned for. Yet it is furnished oftener by people who know nothing about it than by those who do know. It is absolutely necessary to newspapers and newsletters when it comes to it. When times are more troubleous they demand more and more of it. And when times are fearfully bad, they demand the slap-stick kind. "Almost every uman has in him some idea of making fun or enjoying the fun created by others. Even the men who draw pictures for the comic supplements are said, by those who write them, to have a sense of humor, though they, being men of families, do not dare let this sense of humor interfere with their work. If some of them were to let their sense of humor prevail over their families' hunger for even a week, they would be afraid of their own salaries, and the public would laugh itself sick over the blank space resulting. "People with no sense of humor whatever know of the existence of humor and are interested in it as they are in the armadillo, the aard vark or the quagga. As an instance of this: "Two years ago I was at Spokane, Washington, and spoke one morning to the live-wire audience of high school students in that marvelous Lewis and Clarke High School. We had a riot. After the riot, I was walking along one on the street when a man with a paintbrush, with a mask or a cash attached, to say nothing of his vanyke, approached me and told me he was "interested in my humoh." Now when a man says he is "interested in humoh," just like that, he is devoid. To him humor is not something that quivers inside him and bursts forth like a black miniorca from a new incubator. It is a bug to be pinned them to it as the second under a microscope. So I was alarmed but game. I thanked him for his interest. He went on to say: "The other day a friend of mine said the most interesting and humorous thing. I called him on the phone, and he replied thus: "Good morning, you're looking well this morning." You know just as if he! He could see over the phone. Ha! Ha! he can see you usurped and lawfed heartily over it." "I was hard hit. I knew that to reply to this I should have to be pretty when I wanted primitive. So I would just back my old archives of moldy memories and said: "Yes, the first time I heard that I kicked a slat out of my cradle.' "Really," said my new friend, "now that interests me also. Is it possible youhum developed so young!" "When you hout it? I did! "I believe that when the Creator had progressed with the task of creation up to the point where you or I or any finite being would have thought it perfect and complete; when He had put the rose on the lacy bough of the thorn which had been lovely before the bloom burst; when He had let the ripple rise on the bosom of the stream which had been of mirror-like beauty before the killing song when He had the killing song into the gloriously burning throat of the which has been wondrous fair without the song—when He had done all three of these things that nobody except a Master artist, poet or musician would have thought of doing—even then He was not wholly pleased. There was a lack. He knew what lacked, knew what it was, knew how to supply it as good enough to do so. The missing thing was humor or fun. He knew then as well as you and I have found out since that there would come blue Mondays—days when there was not pie at home, and plenty of pie at the office; days when there would be bolid dinners and the desserts wrong and some artificial means was needed to pontoon us over the stream of gloom to the land of real joy again. So He went about and into everything where it would not create a discord, he injected a bit of what we call fun. Then He looked over the job again, critically and said: "It is good." You'll find the last three words of his speech — "I am sorry," so. Many good things are omitted from even the best Book. And then He went on—for He is a progressive Creator—and He gave you and me and a few other special pets of His eyes to see, ears to hear and hearts to feel and respond to this thing called humor. And He still went on, for He is a progressive that lasts through more than one presidential campaign, and makes them take themselves seriously. And that was the crowning work in supplying the universe with laughter." The remainder of the address was given up to a copiously illustrated classification of humor into that of (a) Stupidity, (b) Rusticity, (c) Affliction, (d) Rebounding, (e) Femininity, (f) Childhood, (g) Foreigners, (h) Nonsense, and a summing up of the effectiveness of humor in fostering optimism, closing with a definition of optimism as that meant to put a ramble into any human every event into any human and designating as cheerful idioy that "humor pyrites" that makes people go grinning around like Cheshire cat and saying 'Everything's all right, everything's all right,' when more than half of the time, everything isn't. Little poems of the speaker's own (he is the author of "Off again, on again, Gone again, Finnigin," as well as much serious and humorous newspaper and magazine verse) were inserted now and then appropriately. Mr. Gillian is a past-president of the American Press Humorists and the star Iyceum humorist of the Rednath Lycmeum Bureau. ENTRANCE EXAMINATION SCHEDULE ANNOUNCED Entrance examinations may be taken during the week in accordance with special conditions. Wednesday, May 31. 8----10 English 10----12 Algebra Thursday, June 1 8—10 Physical Geography Saturday, June 3, 8-10 Chemistry 8—10 Chemistry 10—12 Free-hand Drawing 10—12 Free-hand Drawing 1—3 Psychology Time for examinations in subjects not given in the above list may be arranged with the Committee on Examinations, will be held during this time. 1—3 Psychology 3—5 Physiology. Candidates will report to Professor Stimpson, Room 202 Blake Hall, for examinations and for any further information in regard to them. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. You probably don't need any special argument to make you want comfortable chairs in your home; Like pleasant neighbors, they are always welcome. Easy Chairs Easy to Sit In Easy to Buy But "Strachan" chairs are special arguments in themselves—beautiful, comfortable, and built to give that service in beauty and comfort or years to come. BEST DAYS ARE GONE Every piece of furniture in our shop is typified by three things—beauty, comfort or convenience, and durability. It will pay you to keep acquainted with these facts. Our first aim is always for quality, but our long experience in buying enables us to give you the advantage in the price. C.S. Strachan PURCHASES 808-810 Mass. St. E. P. Mickel Declares Old Time Newspaper Had Edge On Present Specimen E. P. Mickel, Secretary of the National Printers' Club has been in the newspaper business for forty years and he says that the newspaper game was far better in those days than it is now. "In those days we had better newspapers, better printing, and we could make more money than we can today. Then we had a more thorough press, and then was a finished product. He knew every step in the process of making a paper but now he is a machine or a part of a great machine. No, I think there was a greater field for newspapers than it still. The newspaper of today can hope to reach its greatest good through efficiency in service. There is a distinct opening for the country papers and they can improve not by trying to spe the city papers, but by giving real service to their subscribers." When asked what he thought of journalism schools Mr. Mickel said: "They are the greatest things in the world and one cannot realize how much they have saved by having some one explain the technicalities of the trade to him. It's a thing that the older men have gotten through experience. Then, too, journalism at a school gives a man more facts about the bare fact that are needed." The out of town women who are hearing the talks on the Hill this week, are Miss Alice Marble, Ft. Scott; Miss Anna Carlson, Lindsburg; Mrs. T. L. Thompson; Howard; Mrs. Clyde Nox, Independence; Mrs. Imri Zumwalt, Bonner Springs; Mrs. Glick Fockele, Le Roy. Billy Sunday and Preparedness Palmouth Church, Sunday, 7:46— 8:15 The announcement by Prof. H. T. Hungerford that all ministers and faculty were to take seats on the platform and leave the other sorts for the crowd, brought Guy Scirner and Lee Bryant both up on the stage. Lee didn't attempt to explain why he got up there, but Scirner insisted that as he was a minister's son he had a right upon the stage. At 8:15, half an hour before the doors were opened, people began gathering on the steps of the Gym. At 8:30 over two hundred were waiting at the door, and at last opened at 8:45 there were over five hundred seeking admittance. "Ma" Sunday also got the eyes of the crowd as she sat solicitously watching her husband nervously wait through the singing. She was dressed in a spring coat of black sarge combined with satin, belted in at the waist with a large black satin color. Her white straw hat was trimmed in blue and with a black velvet band and a large crimson rose in front. Her dress was sand colored serge with ercu lace front. She wore black gloves. Billy Sunday and Preparedness, Plymouth Church, Sunday, 7:45. Adv. a forsge Ashby-y-in Lexicon-y-in ARROW COLLAR spring style, in two heights CLUET PEABODY & CO. INC. MANERS At 900 Tennessee RAYMOND'S PRIVATE DINING ROOM For caterers, banquets, committee feeds, or 2 on the Board for reservations. Let us prepare your next picnic lunch. ASK FOR and GET ASK FOR AND GET HORLICK'S THE ORIGINAL MALTED MILK Cheap substitutes cost YOU same price. MRS. EDNAH MORRISON at 1146 Tenn. St., Does Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling for University Women. Bell Phone 11541 We are handling all University accounts, and we solicit your business, deposits guaranteed. Bell Phone 1154J. CITIZENS STATE BANK 707 Massachusetts St. INVESTIGATE the merits of CORONA AND FOX TYPEWRITERS Carter Sells Them Exclusively in Lawrence. 1025 Mass St. Buy your paper here University Women We do ladies tailoring and dressmaking at very reasonable prices. Competent assistants. MRS. M. A. MORGAN 1321 Tenn. Phone B 1116 W Bring your old suit to me and get twice as much for it. Money loaned on valuables. Haven't You Subscribed Yet? To the National Printer-Journalist ABE WOLFSON 637 Mass. St. Mr. DEAN REITZEL To the at 1228 Ohio Street. UNIVERSITY MEN $2.00 is the annual charge and you can get the next issue by seeing or calling up our representative, Have their barber work done at this shop because they are particular. They appreciate personal attention and interest of the man with the scissors or razor. For That Week-end Shave come to "Just a Step From the Campus" CONGRATULATIONS EDITORS on the exceptionally good program this week. Also on your choice of an eating place. This cafe has been journalistic eating headquarters for the past five days and we are proud of it. We have a fountain in connection. will be prepared with a view of sending you home in good spirits. You will find here all fresh vegetables in season, carefully-prepared meats—all eatables sent in to you direct from a sanitary kitchen. Tomorrow's Dinner THE OREAD CAFE Mr. Kansas Editor, and you will be assured of the best in barber service in Laverne. The Shop of the Town Three Doors North of the Varsity Theatre. A wizard seated at a desk, surrounded by lightning bolts and a clock showing 10 o'clock. Never Too Late to Mend -And speaking of mending Wouldn't it be a good idea to mend your ways a bit and quit putting off those repairs so urgently needed about How about it?think it over. —Longer you put it off, worse shape things get into, and the more it will cost you to "fix up." —Of course, you'll need some lumber—you'll want the most and the best your money will buy. —In which case, it will be decidedly to your advantage to buy at— "The Yard That Saves and Satisfies." C. E. FRIEND Phones 42 1042 Mass. St. Next Saturday, May 13th Kansas City's Profit Sharing Store 59 COMING! Greatest Sale of Men's SHIRTS EVER HELD IN THE WEST! 50,000 New Shirts, $1, $1.25 and $1.50 Values, Choice at 59c! THE JONES STORE S We Refund Your Round Trip Railroad Fare to Kansas City on the basis of 5% of your Purcha UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN PUTS HARNESS ON ADS Waldo Says Central Bureau Tames Mighty Force of Printed Word WOULD CENSOR ALL COPY Believes In Investigation of All Investments "You men of Kansas have shown, in establishing your Central News-paper Bureau, a real truthal of the need of taming and harnessing that might be destroyed by the American nation is being built—the lift, and full of the printed word. . . "Against the day of compulsion, brought measurably nearer by the recent decision of Justice McKenna in the Supreme Court that exaggerated advertising is a crime, I consider it irresponsible to guarantee his merchandise advertisements now, and to censor all investment offerings as closely as would a bank. Every community has the right to demand that its publishers only sound money and sound advertising shall be put into circulation." These two passages sound the keynote of a speech on "Garanteed Printing" by Richard H. Waldo, business manager of the New York Tribune, to the visiting editors and publishers, in Mr. Waldo's absence. Mr. Waldo's paper follows: Mr. Waldo's paper follow- Two years ago I had the privilege of meeting a distinguished compu- nputer gathered here for Kansas News- paper Week. So there was no hesitation about my accepting the invitation of Professor Thorpe this year. But there's a reason beyond pleasure for coming. When last he was I a magazine man, suggesting theplication of my theories to you busi- Since then I have reformed. The theories have been and are being applied to the reconstruction of a great metropolitan daily. Because they are working out well, I bring them to completion, the name of Gunzip-printing. The public for many years past has shown an increasing tendency to respond to advertising, yet the tendency has been tempered with suspicion. Advertisements have drawn the multitude but disappointments have distracted them back. It is only the misguided goods began making better than 50-60 with disappointment that publicity has become a factor of measurable worth. You men of Kansas have shown, in establishing your Central Newspaper Bureau, a keen realization of the need of taming and harnessing that mighty force by which business being built—the lift and the printed word. Only the publisher who is not a business man can fail to see the vital interest of every newspaper office in the harrying. That it has to participate in the inevitable, as wider than protest against its effects. How much does it cost to run a newspaper? All the money the publisher has or can get hold of—if he has an ideal towards which he builds. But something less will suffice to produce a handsome property. If the men in charge understand that the right to collect and marketing revenue is a public franchise as is the right to collect money for transportation. Regulations of the railroads, "for the good of the public," is understood by easterners to be the chief indoor sport of the western newspaper man. Regulation of newspapers, also for the good of the need is removed, well follow unintended directions and be reviewed completely by any paper in which confidence is not destroyed by advertising Mr. Hyde and an editorial Dr. Jekyll. F. P. A., who is not unknown in Kansas, has put the verse in verse. "important is the nation's health Naught is the question if the shekel ill fares the land that worps wealth" Says editorial Dr. Jekyll. “Do you get up with aches and crickens? Have you get stitches in your side?” Try Dr. Killen’s Vi-Tal-1x” Says advertising Mr. Hyde. "Down with the greedy grafters who Columbia's 'scutcheon would bespeckle Three cheers for the red, white and blue" Cries editorial Dr. Jekyll. "Does zero weather give you chills? Insomnia leave you weary eyed? Try Fakem's Phony Purple Pills" says advertising Mr. Hyde. "Better than gold an honest name. Be true, and let the envious heckle Play fair, whover wins the game." Shoots editorial Dr. Jekyll. "Lost energy, ambition, calm? Read Dr. Fierer's Gilded guide Remember Biddy Bunkem's Palm?" Says advertising Mr. Hyde. CONFIDENCE THE GREAT ASSET Confidence is the commodity in which publishers deal. Credulity may be exploited, but confidence can be gathered and sold in the market place. Therefore it concerns every editor whose working revenue must come in an underrated measure from the angle of his readers' confidence, to work as he may toward the increase of his crop. It is a poor farmer who lets the weeds grow unchecked among his corn. if a publisher has the active confidence of his public, all else shall be added unto him. Circulation, advertising, prestige, power—all these spring from the root of confidence. A man may even become Governor of Kansas if he can sell confidence to enough of the electorate! it is well said that the cost of selling any article depends upon the maker. The successful publisher is fully aware of this, and storing his marketing materials in his product, increases number realize that it is both cheaper and better to do 80 per cent of the selling by building up permanent interest and confidence than to leave 80 per cent of the to transient writing solicitation. EDITORIAL ASSISTANCE EDITION The late John Hill set an example through that newspaper men have been slow to follow. He edited his papers with the avowed purpose of making the editorial and news matter so pertinent to the interests of his readers that advertisers would seek the privilege of paralleling his dependable information with equally reliable specific facts of their nature. His great success is a matter of record, and the technical press in other fields bears much month after month, to the golden soundness of his theory. Yet it is little understood in the newspaper field, which creates a beautiful opportunity for the newspapers of Kansas. Kansas. Your Central Newspaper Bureau will give highly profitable if it is given the right kind of material with which to work. Study the trade and technical press. The Iron Age, Power, Dry Goods Economist, Boot and Recorded, to name but a few—and you will get them at a low price. If Kansas newspapers ever become as definitively such papers are, Kansas editors will also count their incomes in hundreds of thousands each year—though perhaps you do that now! GETTING MORE LOADGY Local advertising can be developed most effectively by the wise stimulation of interest in the things which local merchants can feature in their advertising. Good store service —tales from town and out—makes a good editor the editor with eye. The abuse of exchange privilege contains many a story, if a man can get the facts. Food values are usually of greatest interest to a community at about the time an editor writes of discussing the equipment equipment with facts that are inherently interesting to women with homes to run. Let a paper become known as the source of dependable information of any of these or various other lines, and correspondring advertising come almost of itself in a paper's columns. Average editor will serve pass up all such opportunity and give columns to clipped stuff that could not hold a reader's eye for more than an idle minute—matter that means absolutely nothing. Try the experience can be made just as news about the things people about in-space now given to fillers, and see what happens to your advertising revenue The magazines have utilized the idea for years. They have let the newspapers hold the bag of about-pople while they have quietly gathered the crop that grows from news-about people. Consider the greatest business carrying paper in the world—the Saturday Evening Post—and no further urging will be needed. George Hough Perry, as Director of your Bureau, can give invaluable aid. He will show you how to get news out of whole classes, news automobiles, clothing, foods, clothes—news that will build circulate and drawing as a melonpatch draws boys. Sir months of editorial work along these lines—six months of utilizing practically space for the presentation topics about things, methods services by Kansas newspaper, will stimulate local markets, will also draw and also state papers a royal share of national advertising. NATIONAL ADVERTISING NEEDS At the present time, an appropriation of $1,000,000 is seeking investment in small town newspapers United States. Back to the magazine because of the difficulty finding papers which have consistently interested their readers in the class of goods which will be advertised. Press agent work is not wanted—would be better to favor—but the lack of reader interest depressing effect upon the management thus far. Perhaps Kansas can restore the waning optimism of these men with money to spend. Any copy of one of the great national publications contains countless suggestions for developing editorial policies which increase advertising revenue. Volume of business in a majority of the national mediums is proportioned to the stimulative editorial policies, as you will find by analysis of the text. Follow their lead, pick the news that touches the largest fields of advertising and watch the crop come up. Not that you should proceed with the idea of putting the magazines out of business. That will never happen—magazines fill a need that apart from the "millionaire's scope" and newspapers can—and presently will—co-operate to immense advantage. But newspaper publishers must have certain policies in common with magazine makers, especially regarding what can be either Germany and England are not much apart today than are the publishers in the two fields. The primary basis of comprehension must be an agreement on a common standard of responsibility—because their's is the higher, than the magazine's. Until that fact is accepted, newspapers will go to grope in the dark for a share in appropriations which now are beyond their reach. But frequently it will pay the publisher to encourage local advertisers to feature nationally advertised foods which are carried. Marked copies of articles showing such advertisements are the best silent solicitors that can be sent out. REPLACING BAD ADVERTISING It is new business, hitherto confined to magazines, that have the poor and bad ones which is increasingly valuable to decent men. This way to get good business is to throw out bad business, but it is hard to make new newspaper men believe that. Presently they will, and then we shall have them and near the day when we will guarantee advertisement in their as in matter of fact a way as a banker now guarantees prior endorsements on checks sent through for collection. Accepting a fraudulent advertisement is just as important as taking a bad case. The responsibility one case ought to be exactly as it is in the other—at the source of the error. source. Source demands that those who make mistakes shall pay for them. That is justice, and it provides a salient guard against repetition. Society realizes that of accepting frauds or advertising can be given to every publisher at very moderate cost, society is likely to impose drastic penalties for failure to do the fair and deceitful. No moral law can continue continually broken as receiving the reenforcement of a legal statute, duly enforced and unpleasantly enforced. Against the day of compulsion, brought measurably nearer by the recent decision of Justice McKenna in the Supreme Court that xaggregated advertising is a crime, I consider it the part of wisdom for a publisher to guarantee his merchandise advertisements now and to censor all investment offerings as closely as would a bank. The cost of such a guardian will be kept low—our costs are 98 cents per thousand dollars of advertising carried—by the fear that it may run high. The fear will bar out even doubtful advertising, and every community has the right to demand of its bankers and its publishers that only money and sound advertising shall be out into circulation. shall be put here for I Kansas newspaper men as a group, are the first to see this truth and act upon it, new laurels and more money will come to the state which is famous for its appreciation of both. When down street don't forget to try a dish of Wiedemann's pure ice cream. — Adv. LOST- Between the Physics Building a Shafer fountain pen. Pinder please call 1068 J or leave at 1145% Kentucky street. 2t Better get in on the Photo album sale at WLB's Book Store. adv. France and Frenchmen An American who has had charge of factories in the United States, England, Germany, and France says that the best and most reliable workmen he has ever had were the French. Does that correspond with your conception of the French character? Did you know that the French are more thrifty than the Germans? You are cordially invited to attend a lecture on FRANCE and FRENCHMEN by one who knows. Professor Cowper will give an illustrated talk on this subject. Sunday night at 8 o'clock Unitarian Church Vermont and 12th. THE VARSITY SHOP That's a new name to you, University Students. It might be called the Allie Carroll Annex, because it will be run along those same satisfactory lines which have pleased you and those before you since 1876. OPENED TODAY In the South room lobby of the Theatre Varsity. Cigars and tobaccos athletic goods, candy magazines, and newspapers will be carried in this store. This new shop will cater to the magazine trade of the women as well as men of the University. Farewell, Kansas Editors: We are sorry to see you leave and will be glad to welcome you back again soon. And, if we are allowed a parting hint, it would be to the effect that you remember where you got your best meal while in Lawrence this time and come to see us again. Our dinner and supper tomorrow will be especially prepared for you. Lawrence wants you to feel good when you leave, and this popular eating place will be yours tomorrow. There is only one place in town where you can get a real meal for twenty cents and that is at --and the more one attends the meetings of cost system fads and Kansas editors, the more he realizes the power of intelligent advertising. LEE'S COLLEGE INN "Where Discriminating People Dine" Printer's Ink is Valuable But note the word, "intelligent." A merchant who advertises overcoats in July is like the manufacturer who advertised gas ranges in a country where neither natural nor artificial gas was known. He wasted some money, of course. The University Daily Kansan is valuable for advertising some things—for others, it is next to worthless. But if you, Mr. Lawrence Business Man or Manufacturer, would like to talk over an advertising proposition and get some ideas from the advertising man's standpoint, K. U. 25 is waiting. We Will Tell the Truth if it Costs Money If our advertising man does not think you could carry on a campaign in the University Daily Kansan and reap results, he will tell you so. We would rather have your good will than your money. Both would, of course, be more acceptable. LET'S TALK OVER NEXT YEAR'S CONTRACT! KODAKERS Our kodak finishing department will give you 24 hours service on finishing your exchange kodak pictures, get your Eastman films from us. LAWRENCE STUDIO, 727 Mass. St. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Chas S. Sturtevant...Editor-in-Chief Edwin W. Hullenger...News Editor BUSINESS STAFF William Cady...Business Manager Caste. Sturvey...Adv. Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Paul Brindel Don Davis Ralph Ellis John Gleissner Harry Morgan Guy Scrivner Cargill Sproull Charles Sweet Glenn Swogger Vernon Moore Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mat- ter, on behalf of the sender. other than Marvin Jones, Kansas, under the authority of Marvin Jones. Published. in the afternoon five years later. In 1905, he visited variety of Kansas from the dress of the poet Robert C. Stone. Address a1. communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone. Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to pick up the students of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the book, and to teach the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to beacious; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads in all, to help them identify the students of the University. FRIDAY, MAY 5, 1916. POOR RICHARD'S ALMANAC If you'd be loved, make yourself amiable. A true Friend is the best possession. Those who are fearful, are hated. If your riches are yours, why don't you take them with you to another World? DON'T BECOME A FOSSIL —iben franken. Arthur Briabane, of the New York Journal, the editor who talks to two millions of people every day through the medium of his publication, made the statement in his address this morning, that "we must not fossilize after finishing school. We must continue to grow." Could any advice be more poignant? And to win you must grow, and grow. While in school we drive into the library, we read the magazines dealing with current events and their relation to affairs of the nation. We think in terms of economics, political science. As students in the University we are urged to keep abreast of the times; and we grow. But you seniors, you students who are going out into the big, busy, overcrowded world. Will you fossilize or will you continue to grow? Tighten up your belt, take a deep breath, and go out into life with the determination to win the game. THE LITTLE THINGS There is a bond of sympathy between Lawrence and European people. The K. C. Interurban and world peace are both coming—sometimes. They were walking up the Hill to gather. "This is Thursday," he said, "wonder what show is on down at the Jitney. Nothing else to do in this burg." "Have you written home lately?" she asked, "that might take a little of the time that seems to hang so heavy." It's the little things that count. YE SUCCESSFUL SCRIBE 12. Scribe Were Thomas Jefferson alive today he would undoubtedly wish to be a Kansan. And he would select the capital of the state—Topeka—as his ideal city. According to Jefferson's own words he, "would rather live in a country with newspapers and without government than in a country with government and without newspapers." Topeka not only has newspapers but its high officials are newspaper men. The Governor is head of the Capper publications, the Mayor of the city is Jay House or "Dodd Gaston" so well known in the Capital's Second Thought Column. The sheerf, L. L. Kiene, was formerly managing editor of the Topeka State Journal, while the chief of police, Harvey Parsons was the cartoonist on the Journal. Then, there are the state treasurer, state auditor, state printer, governor's secretary—all newspaper men. Several other newspaper men of past days, are now holding down positions in various city cancities. Some are candidates at the primaries. K. U. continues to lead the world in new ideas and inventions. The latest is a "smokeless smoker." A VAIN HOPE? Has the world and human nature then, changed so much since 18157 Arbitration is no new idea or experiment. It has been tried and tried again. After the downfall of Napoleon the powers of Europe formed a great coalition with just this idea of maintaining peace. And the coalition succeeded only so long as no discordant question arose. Nations are made up of human beings. One generation cannot profit by the experience of a former generation. The same thing holds true with nations. Idealists say that the nations of Europe will be worn out and disgusted with war that they will never wish to fight again. But so were they worn out a century ago. A new generation has come into being now who have not before this passed through the harrying experiences of war. It is to be hoped that the idealists may be right in their hopes for the success of a board of arbitration. The exception may prove the rule for once. But if the student of history does not see hope for peace through a board of arbitration which has failed in past years, he sees a possibility for hope in modern warfare. Under the modern system of warfare decisive victory does not seem a possibility. This may be the rift in the clouds. If it can be truly proved that war can result in no victory, the result may be to abolish war. But the clear eyes of the student of history perceives that the abolishment of war does not result from a firm belief in the powers of arbitration. If there is any money left after the senior memorial is bought and paid for, we respectfully suggest that the merits of the grocery bill be investigated. PERSONALITY What is it that makes one man a success, another man a failure, even though they have the same education, the same opportunities? Why is it two brother Phi Beta Kappas go out from college, one of them to become a power in the world, the other never to be heard of again? Why is it that an education does not necessarily fit one for life's battles? That something needed by all of us, whether we be professional men, business men, politicians, or housekeepers, is "Personality." Without it we lack the ability to make the distinctive success of our life which we otherwise would. College is an ideal training camp for such an accomplishment. Personality will add to one's happiness—and success. Personality cannot be assumed. It must be developed. To some it comes naturally, but to the large majority it must be cultivated, cajoled, and catered to, before it becomes a part of them. What D'ye Know Are you keeping in touch with the big men of the world? How many of the following people have you heard of before? 1. State an interesting fact about Booker T. Washington. 2. About Anna Howard Shaw. 3. About Fritz Kreisler. 4. About Sir Edward Grey. 5. On Howells. 6. Oniches. 8. About John R. Mott. 9. About George Fox. 10. About General Petain. Students have as little use for the prof. who loafs, as has the prof. for the student with such ideas of success. POET'S CORNER 10. About General Petain. Oliver Wendell Holmes, essayist and phylacterian, was born at Cambridge, Mass., Aug. 29, 1809, and died at Boston Oct. 8, 1894. His poem, "Broussais" written in memory of the brothers, describes institutionalization, created so much comment, that the old ship was not destroyed, as had been ordered by the government. THE CHAMBERED NAUTILUS Holmes was one of the first contributors to the Atlantic Monthly, which published in 1857 when the first chapter of *The Breakfast Table* appeared. This is the ship of pearl, which, poets feign. The venturesome back that flings On the sweet summer wind its purped up. n Sails the unshadowed main... The ventrionea bark the vine. In gulfs enchanted, where the Siron sings, And another treafa lie has. And coral reefa lie bare. When the sun sets, men-mammals rise to sun their struts. their dreaming hair. Year after year he had you see that you are silent to that spread out in the gustous silt as the spiral grew. With its spiral growth, the foot is covered with soft build once more stately mansions, O my lady. As the a swift seasons roll! low-vailed past! Let each new temple, nobiler than the last, sushi tretched in his last-found home, and knew the old no more. * He leapt past years' dwelling for the new, Stole with soft step his skirt. new way Stoke on the soft step its shining arch- way through its nifty doors luisse the swiss saisons roll! luisse the lysse low saisons roll! Lieu la ville low saisons roll! Build thee more stately mansions, O, my soul. more vast, Till the light art free Leaving thine outgrown shell be ityre Shut thee from heaven with a dome more vast. Essays in Tabloid Tablets unresting sea! —Oliver Wendell Holmes. Bill Sunday is. A funny man. Who likes to. Shoot the bull. And drive the devil. To the wall. And twist his. Long, spiked tail. He likes how! Anthemias. Against the demon Ribbon, cuss the booze. Soaked hypocrisy. We fatten on. Red vice. He likes to rave. With peanut. Brained. Brained. Curs. With whom he can't. Agree. And consign them. To a place of with much profanity. He likes to hear this call. When he digs in his. Spurs. For four. Flushers Pale. When he goes. On. With words. Bill has some. Power. And he can coin. Them too. He calls the beer-men. Bee-twelled. Bull- nocked. Waaesel-eyed. Whisk e y e. The washes of a character. Sponsors of harsher words. And destroyers. Of character. Which soars Words. Bill may be. Rough. And tough. And poorly. Bred. But. He. Is. Not. Peanut. Brained. BILLY SUNDAY Jayhawk Squawks If the barber worked as hard cutting a man's hair as the average woman does urging her husband to the point that price would be a dollar—and worth it. The average evening's conversation consists of: 50% gossip, 10% alandso 25% Ladies' Home J. jokes 10% discussion of news 10% stamus, 25% Ladies! 10% discussion of movies, domestic inquiries, covering mother, stepfather, step- daughter's divorced husband, etc. The mustache may be sanitary, but it remains to be proved. a little. This makes 115% of it, but you usually say more than 15% of it, too. 10% discussion of movies. 10% domestic inquiries. Among other painful experiences is that of having your own joke sprunch on you and being expected to laugh. 10% promising to leave o ntime. As long as a man shines his shoes and keeps the daundrush brushed off his coat, he shouldn't be pronounced a confirmed bachelor. A beauty contest is mostly con— but we said that before. Of course it isn't true, but there is a story going round to the effect that one of the fraternity's had a red lantern hanging in the front yard, and nine out of the ten editors who passed came in to stay all night. Besides, it's been pretty near a month now since one has been installed. Why all this objection to the new fraternity? There are still some boys who don't belong to any. This collyume has received inquiry for the o. f. girl who measured her popularity by the quality, not the quantity, of her dates . G. Whizz. He=b Cavaness, the official string bean of Kansas, is as unmarried as ever. We could write more, but the ed. cut us off. the state and makes one appreciate she work if those pioneers who laid the foundation of Kansas as one of the strong units of the nation. The following passage from the story gives a new idea of what pioneer life in Kansas was: that young Cole trucks brought his wife to Kansas. They were wise men, hearty people and they conquered the wilderness. A home sprang up in the elbow of the stream. In the fall long rows of corn-shucks trailed what had been the meadow. In the summer a field stood horse-high with corn. Professionals bluff, as the years flew by, the spencer nights, see the checker-board of the farm, where she kept, smiling in the sun. Little children frolicked in the king row and hurried to school down the green lines of the lanes where the hedges grow. Once a slow procession, headed a spring wagon, with a little black box the rows have been seen filing between the rows of the half-grown poplar trees, and out brown, stubble-covered prairie, to the desolate hill and the grave yard. Now neighbors from miles around may be heard coming in the rattling wagons across vale and plain, laden with tin presents, after which the little boy finds with lights while the fiddle vies with the of the frickling party, dancing with the wanton chops on the bluff across the stream. There were years when theugent in the kitchen burned far into the night, when two heads bent over the table, figuring to make ends meet. There were years the gritish figure became bent, and years the fight faded in the woman's eyes, while the lithe figure of the man was grumelled by the rigors of the struggle. It was thus that young Colonel Hucks brought his wife to Kansas. WITH WILLIAM ALLEN WHITE Witter Bynner, the American poet, whilst visiting the University recently, mentioned William Allen White as easily the preeminent literary genius of Kansas. His "In Our Town" and "A Certain Rich Man" are famous the country over, but "The Home-Coming of Colonel Huck's" is not well enough known—even in Kansas. It shows all the rigors of early life in There were days—not years, Bank God—when lips forgot their tenderness; and as fate tugged fiercely at the barbed bit, there were times when souls rebelled and cried out in bitterness and despair at the roughness of the path. In this wise went Colonel Hucks and his wife through youth into maturity, and in this wise they faced toward the sunset. CENTRAL NEWSPARED BU CENTRAL NEWSPAPER BUREAU The Moyers who attended the Mayors' meeting prepared pressness in St. Louis recently turned with many stories of the people they met from the other ities while in the Middle West. Interest of those from Kansas City who at- tended a conference seemed to be centered in St. Louis, and the Central Newspaper Bureau in Lawrence for the purpose of increasing adver- tising in Kansas papers, and boosting the business of Kansas merch- chant. The last Legislature of the State appropriated an appropriation $10,000, contingent upon the news papers of the State raising an equal amount. The newspapers have just completed their contributions, and the bureau will begin work this month. The department will be handled by the School of Journalism at the versity of Kansas. The object of the bureau is to furnish Eastern manufacturers with information as to the needs of Kansas people, so that these can have space to the Kansas newspapers and the business of the local merchants. When the manufacturer of an article plans to start an advertising campaign he can learn from the Central Bureau just what class of people would reach. If the maker of silk stockings wants to know how many Kansas women stockings or how many were purchased in the State last year, the bureau will find out, and also tell him how many pairs of silk stockings each county. The advertiser can then guided accord-ing to his judgment as to whether or not he will carry his campaign into that territory. A manufacturer of a tractor engine, in planning some advertising in several counties of the State, asked the newspapers to give him the information as to the number of farmers with sufficient land to make a tractor profitable and with means to buy one. He also wanted to know what other uses than plowing a tractor could be put to in their counties. Such information as this the Central Newspaper Bureau will gather and furnish to newspaper, and advertisers—N. Y. Time. SCHEDULE May 5 Nebraska dual meet at Lawrence. 1916 TRACK SCHEDULE May 6 Kansas state high school meet at Lawrence. May 13 Missouri dual meet at Columbia. May 19 Kansas Aggie dual meet at Manhattan. May 20 Annual high school invitation meet at Lawrence. June 3 Western Conference meet at Chicago. May 27 Missouri Valley Conference meet at Columbia. Billy Sunday and Preparedness Plymouth Church, Sunday, 7:45 p. m. Adv. WANT ADS FOR SALE—Visible typewriter, tabulator, backspace and all modern improvements including two color ribbon. Monthly payments if desired. See it at 1220 Louisiana street or call Bell phone 1442J. 142-5 LOST—Enameled brooch, pink blossom and green leaves. Prized as a souvenir. Return to Marie Buchan, 1117 Kentucky. Phone 1994W.Well. LOST-Pair Nose Glasses in case, Thursday. Reward if returned to Carolyn McNutt, Theta house. Bell phone 295. 3t. LOST—Pair of ladies white kid gloves, Thursday morning probably in Fraser. Please return to Kansan office, or call Mrs. Austin at Eldridge ouse. CLASSIFIED Book Store KEELER'S BOOK STORE. 283 Mass. typewriter for sale or rent. Typewriters and supplies. Paper by the pound. Quiz books. 10c. Pictures and Picture framing. Jewelers ED. W. PARSONS. Engraver, Watchmaker and Jeweler. Diamonds and Jewelry. Bell phone 717. 717 Mass. Street. China, Taiwan MISS ESTEIN, teaching in SUP. china MISS ESTEIN, teaching in SUP. china carefully handled. SUP. china Shoe Shop Printing Plumbers Numbers PHONE KENNEDY JUBINGH CO. 947 PHONE KENNEDY Mazda Lamps. 947 MASS. Phones 865-302-1020 MASS. Phones 865-302-1020 Shops U. K. HOSE SHOE SHOP best place for presentation 1342 Ohio Dreammaking B. H. DALE, Artistic Job Printing. Both phones 228, 1027 Mass. MRS. M. A. MORGAN Up-to-date dressmaking and ladder- ing. Prices very reasonable. Phine Bell 1115W. Shop Shop FORNEY SHOP 1017 Mass. Shoe a mistake. AH work *guaranteed.* PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires' studio. Both phones. REDING. M. D. Eye, ear, home on 140. Bing. Phones. Bing. Home 612. Home 613. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the atmach. surgery and gynecology. Suite 1, F. A. U. Bldg. Residence. 1201 Ohio St. Phones 35. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. 833 Mavar. Street. Both phones. office and residence. A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law, 748 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas DR. H, W. HUTCHISON, Dentist, 2018 Perkins Bldg., Lawrence, Kansas. C. E. ORELP, M. D. D. Dick Bldg. Eye, Ear, Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist. All glass work guaranteed. Successor to Dr. Hamman. Owens, Bullene & Hackman MISCHA In Sudden Demand The Innes Suit Room is the place for first aid. Dainty wash dresses are here ready to put on. Cool Clothes COOL WAISTS AND MIDDY BLOUSES. Voiles, Organdy Tissues—in all white or colors—representing the newest shades... $5.00, $6.50, $8.50 and up. COOL WAISTS AND TENNIS WAISTS AND MIDDY BLOUSES Tub Silk Blouses, Crepe de France, Georgette Crepe and China Silk...$1.00 to $6.50 The New Parasols Colored Taffettes, Checks, Stripes and Ribbon Borders, The Dome Shapes, The Fujiya Japan (Japanese Shape), The Bell, Priced...$2.00 to $8.00 Kimonas for the study hour, pretty cotton Crepes, Lawnns, and Japanese Silks or in the imported Japanese Styles... UNDERMUSLINS $1.25 to $6.50 Slipover gowns, white or flesh. Sheer Nainsook, Crepe, or Batiste, French band with ribbon trim, Val Laces, at. Envelope Chemise in Wash Silks, Batiste or Radium... Trade at The Innes Store. Trade at the Inn Store Make Use of Its Many Conveniences. You Are Invited To visit our exhibit during meeting of Kansas Press Association, LAWRENCE, KAN., May 2-6, 1916 and witness the demonstration of Standardized Composing Machinery No argument advanced can equal personal inspection. We therefore invite you to visit our exhibition and convince yourself of our claims for the INTERTYPE. INTERTYPE CORPORATION Demonstration Model "B" Intertype sold to Lawrence Daily Journal-World-Call at this office--see the two-year-old Model "A" and the New Model "B" Intertype. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THEATRE VARSITY SPECIAL FOR FRIDAY The Exquisite Little Star MARY MILES MINTER in "Lovely Mary" 5-reel Feature Also "A VILLAGE BLACKSMITH" Also "A VILLAGE BLACKSMITH" One of those great 2-relief Keystone comedies. FOR SATURDAY—JOHN EMERSON on "The Flying Torpedo," a Triangle Fine Arts Production. Also a Keystone Comedy. BOWERSOCK VITAGRAPH BLUE RIBBON FEATURE Dorothy Kelly IN 'ARTIE,THE MILLIONAIRE KID' URGES CLEAN PAPER Schermerhorn Says Newspaper Based on Beatitudes Can Succeed A New High Grade Vitagraph Feature TONIGHT and TOMORROW ALSO Paramount Travel Pictures Four Shows Daily: 2:30; 4:00; 7:40; 9:10 "There appears to be hundreds of thousands of good people who clamor for a clean newspaper who do not care to take one," said James Schermorhon, publisher of the Detroit Times, in his address before hundreds of visiting editors and publishers at the University of Kansas yesterday. When asked for a title for his address, Mr. Schermerhorn termed it "Testing the Beatitudes" and discussed his own efforts in endowing to make a success of a metropolitan paper conducted along Sunday school lines. "A temperance leader," he said, "told me we were bringing in the Kingdom of Heaven by excluding liquor advertisements and that if we ever decided to get out a morning paper we could count on him as a subscriber. He found it more comfortable to read a printing press cheery clergyman stopped me to say that he had nothing but praise for our attitude. As I saw a copy of each of our esteemed contemporaries sticking out of his pocket, I knew he meant what he said. A certain automobile manufacturer of Detroit has never needed banks except as places of deposit. We have never needed cash. The company divides its earnings among its employees. We have never compelled our employees to share our losses. "My last word is entwined with hope. The Beatitudes are doing better. Perhaps we shall not require an entire twenty years to prove that a man is capable of success and animate. If our testing of the Beatitudes eventuates into a single business achievement it will do much to bring in the day when the American press shall be as unassailed as it may be, and within us why not within the teeming pages of the daily press where nearly everything else is? "I am a crank!" is the way that A. Q. Miller explains himself, "if you don't believe it ask the readers of the Belleville Telescope, but it is all good roads. My time and my hobby is good roads. My readers have got used to it but not until after they had fixed and joined in the campaign for good roads, did I let them rest. I think the newspapers are the one group that has got good roads." Mr. Miller is vice-present ident of the Pikes Peak Ocean to Organ Highway. "Yes, sir I'm editor and I am also janitor," said R. P. M.Culloch, editor of the Anthony Bulletin, who is known to the newspapermen as Bob. The men throughout the state think they have a joke on Bob because they claim that he has been offering his photo as an inducement for subscriptions but they all claim that the deal will be worth while and advise anyone to see the picture before they turn down the offer. Billy Sunday and Preparedness Plymouth Church, Sunday, 7:45 p. m. Adv. TIANO RECITAL TOMORROW Miss Longabagh Will Play in Fraser Chapel Mis Hazel Longbaugh will give an organ recital in Fraser Hall tomorrow at 8:15 p. m. Professor W. B. Dalton, 'cellist will assist. The following program will be given: Fugue in G minor 1. Bach Stefan No. 3 in C minor 4, Gulmalt Preludii 'FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS' Violincella soa—Adagio, Bargiel Melton Andantino...Lemare Gothic Suite...Roeillmann Choral. Gothic Menuit Prayer at Notre Dame Toccato The public is invited. Ottawa is rather a poor climate for newspapers says Mr. Scott, editor of the Ottawa Herald, when asked what chances and prospects centered around Ottawa. "It was only the other day that one of the papers succumbed. However, it only helps our chances and we will find it rather smooth sailing now. The Herald was never healthier." P. D. George who recently sold the Mankato Monitor is here for the week. He was recently elected delegate to the Republican national convention. "The chances for newspapers now I think is farther west. I haven't any idea of where I shall settle down but I know I can get some idea of what the other editors are doing by taking in newspaper week." L. V. Valentine, editor of the Clay Center Times, says that the secret of success in a country newspaper is accuracy and plainness. "Editorials are too often misconstrued and I find it best not to comment on current happenings unless it is necessary. I have cut my editorial page down to a column and then I find it is difficult along without trumponing on someone else. Then another big problem is to get things correct. If a man's name is J. P. Jones and you put it P. J. Jones he is insulted or at least willing to admit that the newspapers can't get anything right." Carl Hunt, editor of Associated Advertising, the official organ of the Associated Advertising Clubs of the World, came here from Indianapolis last night to talk to the editors. "The purpose of the organization is to arrive at a greater truth in advertisement together to accomplish their work." The association has a membership of over fourteen thousand and is represented in every city of any size in the world. Lawrence W. Caxier, Junior Medica, was actually the first student into the building with the exception of the newspaper correspondent and Kansas State University. He evaded the guard on the front step and climbed in a basement window. Venus, Diana, and Their Companions are Booked For May 12 Billy Sunday and Preparedness Billy Church, Sunday, 7:45 p. m. Ady Send the Daily Kansan home. BIG STORM IS PREDICTED But Clouds Will Gather, Break and Fade Away One of the most spectacular features of the May Fete, Friday, May 12, will be the presentation of a storm brewing, breaking and clearing. Every phase of the storm will be interpreted with dancing and music; five hundred students of the University will appear in this one feature. Pam, Earl Metcalf, and his companions are discovered in the haunt of Venus swinging a crowd of mountain nymphs, forty young women of the mountains, and the maidens, and Cupid, Ray Gafney, accompanied by Rose Maiden's appear. At the height of a general merrymaking Diana, Helen Topping, with her maidens; the maidens desert Diana to join John and she retreats to the forest. The revelry is rudely interrupted by the North Wind, J. B. NcNaught, sweeping across the scene. The East West, and South winds pass by more gently. Clouds, a chorus of twenty dancers, float over the scene, raising a grey mist before the merrymakers, and entirely hiding the three hundred revelers from view of the audience. The rain falls across the lightning, Fritz Schnitzler over the playground, the thunder, Carl Brown, bounds noisily through; the clouds lift and a huge rainbow appears. The storm over, the revelers return to frost broil, more animated and vivacious. More originality and variety is displayed in the program for the May Fair before. The hundred young women who have tags 'o sell report good sales. "We worked overtime getting out the Globe last night so we could run in to see Billy Sunday and rub elbows with the newspaper men," said A. F. Converse editor of the Wellsville Globe "and it was certainly a surprise when I took my seat in the Robinson Gymnasium this morning to find such a well equipped and such a model gymnasium here! I remember along in the nineties when I used to come over from Ottawa University to play against K. U. we were more than disgusted with the gymnasium facilities here. The basement of Snow Hall was the gym in those days and with the ceiling something like ten feet to do anything unless to try to do anything in the gymnasium building is ideal and you can bet that when my fourteen year old son is far enough along he will be shouting the Rock Chalk that I used to leer." "The flowing of young life at K U. is an inspiration. The sight of it should cheer any weary, down-hearted newspaperman. I have thrown off ten years already and am going to make it twenty before Saturday night." Bob McColloch of the way Bob said, an arm from the way Bob said it, one couldn't help but feel that he meant every word of it. "I began," said Mr. Blanchard, in his pleasant easy approach to taker. "In 1882 on The New York Tribute Arthur Bowers was then City Editor and his training was better than any course of journalism in a university. He had absolutely no regard for your feelings. Later I became Telegraph Editor on the old Commercial, which is now the Globe." The crowd gets its first chance for applause when Alfred (Scoop) Hill, junior College, and Topeka Capital Correspondent, walked across the platform to the press table, and was mistaken for Billy Sunday. Who's Who Mr. Frank MacLennan, editor and owner of the State Journal of Topeka, has purchased the new Model 17 Linotype, the first to be bought in the state, which his plant of eight Linotypes, all multiple-magazine machines but one. Much advertising fails to produce results because it never reaches the eye of the person for whom it was intended. An equal amount falls because it does not get past the eye and mouse the mind. Your circular, leaflet or catalog has to awaken interest before it can create desire. FIRST IN THE STATE The Ft. Scott Republican was the first to place its order for the new MEMO. Getting attention is the first problem. A picture—possibly a halfstone of the article advertised—will serve the double purpose of attracting attention and adding to the clearness of a description. Many people will look at pictures when they will not read type. Often they will be made to arouse their interest to the type, introducing them to the type matter. "For a time he was with the city Press Association. It was then that he covered the most important news of the Big Railroad litigation, the Griswold case, the death of William H. Vanderbilt, and many other current happenings. Don't merely send the engraver a "bum" photograph and say "make this three inches wide and have it here by Thursday sure." Take up with him the nature of the article, the field it is to reach, the selling problems to be addressed and consult with him as to the best way to use the article, or of decorating the printed page so as to arcuate attention and sell the goods. It is in this way that the Teacheror Bartberger Engraving Company will be glad to serve and assist the "adman" and the printer. Write to them at 7th and Central Sts., Kansas City, Missouri.-Adv. For three years, during the Spanish-American war, he was on the editorial staff of The Evening World. He was also connected with The Fourth Estate. He established The Editor and Publisher for Colonel E. B. Shale, then president of the Publishers' Press Association, and absorbed by the United Press Association. Then he bought a daily in New Britain, Connecticut. After spending two years there, he returned to New York and became Assistant Managing Editor of the New York Evening Telegraph. At one time he was Sunday Editor of The New York Daily News and city editor of The New York Morning Telegraph. Eleven years ago he started the first course of street street bricole in the 32rd street bricole p. New York City. Graduates from this class are now holding important advertising positions in U. S. England and South America. For 14 years he has been lecturing for the Board of Education of the city of New York. The lecture which he gave yesterday afternoon on "The Making of a Metropolitan Daily" has been delivered over 150 times. In addition to all this, Mr. Blanchard is chairman of the Committee on Schools and Y. M. C. A., of the Associated Advertising Clubs of the World. This is one of the most important bodies of advertising men in the world. Mr. Blanchard is scheduled to speak at their next convention, which will be held at Philadelphia, the last week in June. C. W. Moburg, who with P. O. Pedersen comes from Davenport, IA, to demonstrate the Linlograph in the Kansan office during the Editors' right. "You have to be Daily Kansan is all right." You have attended these three meetings at other universities, some of which do not have any printing offices whatever. This is the most thorough office of any university I have visited, but would be par excellent, if you had a Linlograph," Mr. Moburg says. Glick Focke editor of the LeRoy Reporter, and leader of the Kansas Editorial band, paused long enough in his task of getting his band members together to say that he wouldn't miss one of these cost meetings for any reason other than sickness or sudden death. A. V. Napier, manager of the Iota Daily Register, deserted the sessions of the Kansas Newspaper week program yesterday and chased golf balls over the hills and far away at the country club. Mr. and Mrs. Elmer T. Peterson of Cimarron have arrived for the Editorial meetings. Mrs. Peterson, who was engaged in newspaper work marriage, is reporting on her husband's paper the Cimarron Jacksonian. C. R. Sibbit, sophomore College, and Robert, freshman engineer, have pledged Kanza. George Hook, who styles himself a "country correspondent" and who lives at Sabetta really is one of the characters of Kansas journalism. He is a lawyer by profession and a writer by inclination. Telegraph editors in the Missouri Valley have come to look for his novel items. E. K. Whiting, manager of the Ovatsonan, Minn., Journal-Chronicle admits be a "cost system crank" sometimes but he says he has nothing on his partner who is a "nut" on campaign finance; "on camp about after his editor partner's an Agricultural college for a brief time to get the farmers' point of view Billy Sunday and Preparedness, Plymouth Church, Sunday, 7:45 p. m. adv. The LINOGRAPH STINGERHILL PRICE $1800.00 You are invited to inspect the LINOGRAPH on demonstration in the editorial room of the Daily Kansan. We will be pleased to answer all questions of whatever nature. Remember these points: The LINOGRAPH is a "multiple" magazine machine; you can have as many additional magazines as your work requires, and changes can be made in 10 seconds or less. The LINOGRAPH magazines contain ample supply of matrices and are not "short" as that term is generally used. Ask us about it, and let us show you. The LINOGRAPH is fully guaranteed, not only as to the workmanship on the machine itself, but also as to material used and product of the machine. The LINOGRAPH is backed by plenty of capital, so you need not worry about getting repairs. Ask Dun's or Bradstreet's. You will find that we have no LIABILITIES and a lot of RESOURCES. What you can save on the price of a LINOGRAPH, as compared with any other machine, of EQUAL range and CAPACITY, will buy a lot of other labor saving equipment for your composing room. The Linograph Company DAVENPORT, IOWA, U. S. A. Set in 12 point Century Expanded with 14 point Condensed Title No. 3. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN CUB SCOOPS NEW YORF LeRoy Blonchard Tells of His First Big Assignment "It's a great boost to a cub to get a really big assignment early in the game," said Mr. Frank Leroy Blanchard, editor of The Editor and Publisher this morning. "I will remember my first assignment that I had with Mr. William H. Vanderbilt. You remember that Mr. William H. Vanderbilt died suddenly at about four o'clock in the afternoon. He was president of the New York Central railroad and his death was necessarily a disturbing factor in Wall Street. The paramount deceased was Jack Jay Gould the precise effect that Mr. Vanderbilt's death would have on the market. I went to Mr. Gould's residence on Fifth avenue. He was at dinner and I had to endure that memorable agony of waiting which every young reporter has suffered. Mr. Gould was reputably a man of few words. For example, he was able to extract anything from him but a non-committal 'yes' and 'no'. At last for some unaccountable reason, he loosened up and gave me quite a healthy interview. His judgment was, that since the property and stock was so well organized on such an uneasy basis, his bilt's death would have no disastrous effect. Subsequent events proved his prophecy. When I left the Gould home there was a small r mayfoor **fileiEAT** was a small army of reporters standing out in front clamoring for entrance. Mr. Gould didn't see any of them. Since my story was the first one, I wasn't too sure tan dallies had to print it in the original form. It was dispatched all over the country and needless to say that one help helped to make me." Newspaper Week Briefs Frank P. MacLennan, owner of the Topeka State Journal was among the arrivals yesterday. Mr. MacLennan is one of the leading Kansas newspaper men who rarely misses a newspaper gathering at Lawrence. One reason perhaps is that he is a graduate. He is a chemistry. He is at the Beta house. Mr. MacLennan was not a charter member of the Kansas chapter of the Betas but he was the next best thing—the first member initiated. Joseph A. Borden, secretary of the United Typetheta and Franklin clubs is the retired owner of a big printing establishment at Spokane, Wash. Back in the "Airly" days he ran the Colby Free Press. E. P. Mickel, secretary of the Nashville, Tenn. Printers' club, and another one of the newspaper week speakers, came to Kansas in 1870, learned the printing trade and soon became a printer at Neoho Falls. Another distinction which Mr. Mickel has is that he recites Riley poems in clever style. William Allen White last week made the boast that no other Kansas paper had more "graduates" on the Kansas Editorial Association program than the Emporia Gazette. The Emporia entries are Roy Bailey of the Salina Journal, Rolla Clymer of the Olathe Register, Ralph C. Hemenway and John Redmond of the Burlington Republican. Harry Harte, of the Dodge City Globe, who is among the visitors used to play football under Bert Kennedy when he coached the Jayhawkers. E. L. Hunter, who is editor of a weekly at Weeping Water, Neb., is among out-of-date men in Law-ware out-of-state because he was on the program. Dow W. Busenbark, registered at the journalism building as here from the people's Herald at Lyndon, Kansas, has been a resident of Lawrence during the past winter. His son Ross Busenbark is business manager of the 1916 Jayhawker which was placed on sale this morning. Harry W. Boueck owner of the Crawford County Enterprise, not so very long ago worked in the composing room of the Topeka Daily Capital. He felt the call of country journalism. First he bought a half interest in the Alma Signal and later secured the paper at Giard. Representatives from firms manufacturing printing machinery, and from paper houses are thick on Mount Oread this week. Most of them are distributing their libraries along the campus along with the advertising cards of the candidates before Thursday's student council election. Lem Woods of the Chanute Tribe has a double reason for being here. One naturally is to attend the newspaper festival in Nashville, where he is with his cousin, E. P. Mickel, of Nashville, Tenn., who is on the program. The Kansas Agricultural college is represented here by George S. Strother, of the Aggie school department of printing. duties as a K. U. senior to attend the meetings this week. Dodderidge launched into the new/paper business during the past summer. He wanted to complete his school so he hired a man to run his paper for him. Bill Kercher, former Topeka correspondent of the Kansas City Journal and now publicity man for the Bell Telephone company arrived yesterday. Kercher has the reputation of being the best glad hand artist among Kansas newspaper men. A handsake from Bill Kercher is an event. Oley Weaver, editor of the Sedgwick Pantagraph, although a comparative youngster among Jayhawk men, has made an enviable reputation as a paragraph writer. Tonight he will enjoy a reunion with a former instructor of English at the political college, Clif Stratton, now political writer for the Topeka Capital. John S. Gilmore, youthful owner of the Wilson County Citizen, is a real friend when it comes to driving automobiles. He is the owner of two and Fredonia folks brag about John's driving when they go away from home. sas City Journal correspondence while a student and later worked on the Kansas City Star. Oscar Stauffer who has a monopoly on journalism at Peabody, having embined the Govern and the Board, and is the CEO of the Oscar Stauffer a K. U. graduate. He held the K- The Cimmarron Jacksonian is the euphonious name of the paper owned and edited by Elmer Peterson who arrived yesterday with his wife. You guessed it wrong, Mr. Peterson is not always a Democrat. METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH GIVES $2,600,000 Saratoga, N. Y., May 5 — The Methodist Episcopal Church expended for foreign missionary work last year a total of over $28 million, according to today by Dr. Earl S. Taylor, corresponding secretary of the board of foreign missions. Billy Sunday and Preparedness, Plymouth Church,Sunday, 7:45. Adv. Something new!! Solid copper shields with calendar. See it at Wolf's Book Store. adv. Kansas Editors--Don't forget to visit Wiedemann's—A part of K. U. for years.' Adv. Billy Sunday and Preparedness, Plymouth Church, Sunday, 7:45. Adv. Ice Cream for Sunday VANILLA VANILLA STRAWBERRY CHOCOLATE CARAMEL NUT BROWN BREAD ORANGE ICE PHONE IN YOUR ORDER EARLY. WE DELIVER. HOME 328. BELL 642. Reynolds Bros. Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl FOUR NEW MULTIPLE MAGAZINE LINOTYPES NOW READY FOR DELIVERY 10 Model 17 Continuous Composition From All Magazines—All Faces Mixed At Will. Model 16 Moderate Magazine Double-Magazine Linotype. Continued Information From All Magazines—All Faces Mixed. At Will. Multiple-Magazine Linotype. Same as Model 16, with the addition of an auxiliary magazine, giving greater range and flexibility. Faces from all three magazines mixed at will. Auxiliary magazines interchange able with Models 14 and 19. 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ABIG department store like the Emery, Bird, Thayer Company.is a world within itself. It is an arena where the occident and orient meet to vie with each other with examples of their industry for your approval. Panamas from the equator rival Silks from France. Linens from Ireland rival Rugs from Persia. Furniture from America rivals perfumes from Russia. It is an exposition and better. For in the ordinary exposition one may purchase space to show goods, while here in this store, every article must earn the space it occupies by being superior in both quality and style. It is a school of fashion, of merchandise and merchandising. And every young man or woman who visits Kansas City, should enroll in this school should learn to know the Emery, Bird Thayer store as a point of interest as well as a point of convenience and a supplier of dependable merchandise at the lowest prices-quality for quality. You are cordially invited to make this store headquarters, while in Kansas City. Emery,Bird,Thayer Company Kansas City UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Kansas Newspaper Week Program Friday Afternoon. KANSAS EDITORIAL ASSOCIATION 1:30—Address of Welcome to Editors. CHANCELLOR STRONG. Fraser Hall, Chapel. Response for Editors— W. C. MARKHAM, Baldwin Ledger 2:00—Short Business Session; Appointment of Committees. 2115—Newspaper Office Side Lines—are They Advisable? (Stationery and Magazine Stands; News- paper clubbing plans; Handling by-pro- ducts of the business; Calendars; Insur- ance; Etc.) JOHN REMDOND, Burlington Republican JOHN REIMOND, Burlington Republican. Discussion BEN L. MICKEL, Soldier Clipper; A. B. ADAMSON, Beloit Call; J. R. BRAY, Caney Chronicle: HENRY HONEY Mankato Adavgte 2:45—Co-operating With Foreign Advertisers. 2:45 - Co-operating With Foreign Advertisers E. HAGENBUCH, Kiowa Journal. Discussion. Discussion H. J. POWELL, Coffeyville Journal; ED. GREER, Winfield Courier; HARVEY ECKERT, Larned Tiller and Tolier; H. E. MONTGOMERY, Junction City Union; ROLLA CLYMER, Olathe Register. 3:15—Handling Local Advertising. ROY BAILEY, Salina Journal. Discusso Discussion SETH WELLS, Eric Record; W. T. BECK, Holton WILSON; J C. DENIUS, Dodge City Globe; L. R. BRODRICK, Maryville Advocate-Democrat. 4:00—A Clinie on Humor. STRICKLAND GILLILAN, Newspaper humorist, Finnigan Farm, Roland Park, Md. 5:00—Seeing Lawrence by Automobile. By courtesy of Lawrence Merchants. 6:30—BANQUET. 6:30—BANQUET. By courtesy of Merchants' and Farmers' Association of Lawrence. Masonic Temple Saturday Morning. 8:30—Journalism in the Orient. MACK P. CREFCHER, Department of Agriculture, Manila, P. I. Read by CLYDE KNOX, Independence Reporter. 9:00—ESTIMATING. CHARLES H. BROWNE, Horton Headlight-Commercial. Questions, Fire Them at Him. 9:30—Co-operation in the Local Field. Discussion NATE E. REECE, Stafford Courier; MARCO MORROW, Capper Publications; C. M. HARGE, Alicia Ablow, E. F. HUDSON, Fredonia Herald; J. M. LEMUS, Kinsley Graphic; JOHN C. MADDEN, Linn County Republic, Mound City. 10:00—Capitalizing the Country Correspondent. WILL TOWNSLEY, Great Bend Tribune. Discussion DWIGHT HAMILTON, Norton Telegram; BEN T. BAKER, Smith Center Journal; CECIL JONES, Cedar Vale County Liner; ROY CORNELIUS, Hoisington Dispatch. 10:30—Selling Stuff to the City Paper. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. Billy Sunday and Preparedness, Plymouth Church, Sunday, 7:45... Adv. 10:30—Selling Stuff to the City Paper. Morgan, J.C. 11:00—Obligation of the Editor to His Community. J. FRANK SMITH, Pleasanton Observer-Enterprise. W. C. Palmer, Jewell City Republican; B. P. WALKER, Observe Farmer; E.M. TETER-PESON, Cimarron Jacksonian; J. M. SATTERT-WAITE, Douglass Tithe; GEO. A. HARMON, Valley Falls Vindicator; N. A. TURNER, Rubbish Record; A. Q. MILLER, Belleville Tele-scope. 11:30—Donald Thompson's War Pictures—7 reels. Shown through the courtesy of the Topeka Capital. Discussion Saturday Afternoon. 1:30—Round Table. How Can the Kansas Editorial Association Prove of Greater Benefit to Its Members? R. A. HARRIUS, Ottawa Herald; F. W. PARROTT, Clay Center Dispatch; KEITH CLEVENGER, Osawatomie graphic; GICK FOCKLE, LeRoy Reporter; GOMER DAVIES, Concordia Kansan. 2:00—Reading of price winning story of 1,000 words on "If I had my life to live over again, would I marry a Kansas editor?" Judges—HERB, CAVANESS, JOHN MACDONALD, JOHN LEE, ANDREW HARRIS. PAPERS DESERVE HELP 2:30—Reports of Committees. Unfinished Business. 2:00-5:30—State High School Track Meet. 0.5000 WITH K. U. The Seismology Recording an earthquake. Demonstrations with Liquid Air, Testing Concrete with 40,000 pound pressure. Testing Water for Kansas Cities. Commercial tests for Kansas clay. Testing Food and Drugs, etc., etc. 3:30—Short Visits With K, U. Too Dependent on Ads, Says Burmingham, to Exert Independent Influence "The newspapers always have been, and I think always will be, the most important factors in the building up of any community, and in the fostering of a public enterprise," said E. F. Birmingham, of New York, editor "of The Fourth Estate, before yesterday' session of Newspaper Week. "One fact, however," he continues, "that we must face squarely, is that daily newspapers have for years past gone on giving to the advertisers increases in their circulation without any commensurate increase in ad revenue. The more news there will soon be no newspapers with which to serve the public." Miss Alice Marble, who is in the office of her brother's paper, the Fort Scott Tribune-Monitor, came Wednesday to attend the meetings of the Cost Congress. While at the Uni- Mr. Birmingham said that the editor of a good newspaper is one of the most important factors in the success of any community but that the co-editor of such a publication totally necessary to the editor as is that of the editor to the community, "Our newspapers," he said, "are owned by working newspapers with very few exceptions, and they are working hard and conscientiously but there must be a radical change in the source from which a news revenue is obtained. Advertising makes money from larger number of merchants so that combinations will be possible. The moral which I wish to point out is that a newspaper publisher cannot do much in the line of real conscientious community building today as he could if he were not so dependent upon mass advertising. If he wishes he would be a politician which he lives demands criticism, he is immediately confronted with the fact that a few powerful interests control the bulk of his sources of income. Eliminate the horrible strain which is on the mind of every publisher today over the increase in the cost of paper and everything that goes into the newspaper and he will be able to give attention to the responsibility as a community builder, which his position upon him." MECHANICAL ENGINEERS ELECT CLASS CHAIRMAN The University Student section of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers met Thursday afternoon to discuss hired officers for the coming school year. The following men were elected: Prof. A. H. Sluss, honorary chairman, Mr. Hagenbuch, chairman, Ralph Patterson, vice president, sell, corresponding secretary, Paul Bressham, treasurer, E. L. Clower, recording secretary, G. P. Bunn, chair- AMES MAN KILLS SELF IN CANADA; WAS A SOLDIER Winnipeg, Man., May 5—Private Ross Finnicum, 21, of the merican Legion, is dying here following an attempt at suicide. His father, a wealthy railroad man of Des Moines, Iowa, is enroute here. The boy was recently a student at Ames College, Iowa. He shot himself in the breast. Havinghurst Off For Omaha to Compete in the Interstate Oratorical Contest K. U. MAN TO ORATE "The Coming Conflict" is the subject of Havinghurst's speech. It deals with the growth of the munion interests since the war in Europe and the possibility of their attempting to faction preparedness programs upon us as they had succeeded in doing in Europe during the last hundred years. Mrs. Imri Zumwalt of Bonner Springs, came with her husband to attend the meetings of the Editorial Association. Much of Mr. Zumwalt's time is taken up in state publicity work, and while he is absent from the office, the paper is edited by Mrs. Zumwalt and printed in newspaper work for more than the years. She is particularly interested in news writing and editorial work. Intertype Exhibit Fridays and Saturdays are fruit salad days at Wiedemann's.—Adv. Clarendon Havinghurst, winner of the State Peace Orotational Contest, is today at the University of Omaha, where he will represent K. U. in the Interstate contest this evening. The state college National contest which is to be held at Lake Mohawk, New York, in June. Seventy-five universities and colleges have taken part in preliminary state contests. The states competing here include Omaha are Iowa, Nebraska, Missouri, South Dakota, Colorado and Nebraska. GREEKS FEED EDITORS Journalistic Fraternity Entertains Visitors With Banquet in Myers Hall Much of what was discussed at the regular sessions of the Missouri Val-ice Congress, Tuesday and Wednesday, was discussed and digested after the banquet. Sigma Delta Chi Henr Journalists Twenty editors and publishers who are here this week for the Newpaper sessions were banqueted at Myers Hall last night by Sigma Delta Chi, fraternity, composed of men students in the department of journalism at the University of Kansas. Frank Leroy Blanchard, editor of the Editor and Publisher, New York, responded to a toast, advising that the student seek the country fields, its undisputed opportunities. His books in both fields, metropolitan and rural, were related to have a favorable bearing on the possibilities of the latter. Miss Anna Carlson, one of the most noted editorial and paragraph writers in the state is attending the newspaper week sessions. Miss Carlson, whose home is at Lindsborg, has a new editor for twelve years. Last summer she went to Wichita, where she had charge of the editorial page of the Wichita Eagle during Victor Murdock's absence. Joseph A. Borden, secretary of the United Typothetae and Franklin Clubs of America, opened up a new avenue of vision for co-operation between the editor and his community. He said that comes once in a life time, a young editor walks into his own newspaper office, was described by C. H. Browne, of the Horton Headlight-Commercial, as being without a parallel. Because of ill health, Miss Carlson was compelled to give up her work on The Eagle and return to her office, but is now ready to go back into it. Then Mr. Zumwalt of Bonner Springs, a reporter this morning, he said, "Miss Carlson is going to get back into the work soon. If she can't get a position, she is willing to marry him. And I will give her work on his paper, although Miss Carlson is like most newspaper women, not matrimonially inclined." Carl Hunt, editor of Associated Advertising, who arrived late yesterday afternoon, responded briefly by asking that the gathering retire to smoking quarters nearby to continue the open discussion. ANNA CARLSON, EDITOR, HERE FOR WEEK'S SESSIONS HUNT PRAISES BUREAU Special—the Brown Bread ice cream at Wiedemann's—Ady. Editors of Associated Advertising Believes Kansas Plan Opens New Chapter DEPEND ON BUSINESS MEN Says Merchants Must Co-operate With Publishers Carl Hunt, editor of Associated Advertising, praised the work of the Central Newspaper Bureau, which was recently inaugurated at the University of Kansas, and predicted that it would open an important chapter in the development of advertising methods, in an address to the editors yesterday. "The success of the Central Advertising Bureau, which I predict will make a mighty interesting and important chapter in the history of advertising, depends quite as much upon the business men of your respective cities and towns, as it does upon you." Mr. Hunt said. "You are here because you believe in your papers, in your towns and in Kansas as a market. Enthused with that belief, you are ready and willing to work. You can and you will do your part. "But how about your local merchants? The general advertiser, whose copy you want in your newspapers wants more, merely, than a good advertising medium. He does want a good medium, of known circulation, of an institutional influence and with clean advertising columns, but he wants more." "He wants a responsive public—a public that believes in advertised goods and that believes in advertising. He wants a public that believes in your local merchant, (his distributor). "He also wants a responsive merchant—a merchant who is reaching out after new trade, catambating mail order advertisers and showing other signs of life. He wants a merchant, who realizes that profit depends more on what goods turn over than upon the length of the original mark-up; a merchant believes in advertised goods, who knows advertised goods do turn over; who is square with the public and with those from whom he buys goods; who knows the value of co-operation, both with the manufacturer and with those of the home town; and this merchant knows how知广告, truthfully and well. "Briefly, the best way for a publisher to start an advertising club, experience has shown, is to remain a first. He should let the buyers of your book do more at the beginning. His paper can encourage the idea and the headlines office of the Associated Advertiser, the author of literary literature, etc., to help. "First, the publisher should broach the matter to a few leading men—and the busier a man is, the better for this sort of thing. The publisher on the subject himself, will point out the advantages of the organization from the "Then a little meeting should hold, with half a dozen leaders present—the half a dozen men already committed definitely to the idea. This would be for the purpose of planning a general meeting. A list of people who ought to be in such a movement would be made up. This list would be supplied to the Indianapolis, and the news of the proposed club would be unraveled into the columns of your newspaper. From Indianaapolis we will circulate your prospects, paving the way for your organization meeting. "It has been found best to have this first meeting all cut and dried, if possible—like we do political conventions over in Indiana. Officers can even be agreed upon in advance, A constitution, after the little model therein and reader. The association has adopted, can be written and read. The organization can be perfected and a definite meeting thus arranged. Conferences can be named to outline some plans for work, to be reported at the next meeting." The Methodist Bulletin FELLOW CITIZENS! ATTENTION University Sunday School at 9:30. No one sleeps here. In the class in "The Modern Man's Bible" four students will discuss questions regarding which will start something. Dr. Thompson will keep his thumb on the discussion. 10:30, Sermon by Dr. Hargelt Subject, The Romance of the English Language Epworth League at 6:45. James B. Ramscy will lead the free discussion on the Senior Questionnaire. Come with ideas. K. U. Religion will be analyzed. Chairs can be placed in the hall. University Pastor will reach at 751-802-3564. Subject, "Some Students I Have Moved." At 12 Rev. Thompson conducts a conference in Batesley and the Coming of Our Church May 14th is the day when an "afternoon" for all the Methodist girls will afford the opportunity to meet Miss Willard, loader among the College Women of America. Reserve the day. Send the Daily Kansan home. Arrow Shirts—guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl WHAT DO YOU WANT? We are truly interested. We want to know. Once every month we hold a meeting of all the employees of this store for no other reason than to learn that one thing—WHAT YOU WANT. "SERVICE." That is the one great thing we talk at that meeting. Not sales or profits but service. We try to keep our prices right the whole store through, and now the ambition of every clerk in this store is to serve you in the best possible way. We want you to look forward to a trip to WEAVER'S not so much as a shopping trip but as a pleasant visit. We of course want to sell goods, but we consider this only a part of our duty. We Are Here To Serve. WEAVER'S A FINAL TIP Mr. Kansas Editor Does Your Wife Allow You to Talk? You are leaving town pretty soon. Of course, we are sorry to see you leave and will be glad to see you back again soon. But when you get home, bear in mind the fact that there is a Kansas mercantile company with warehouses at Lawrence and Emporia that handles a good line of coffee, canned goods, extracts and other eatable. If she does and has not yet found the grocer in your town who handles Poehler products, "put her wise." We hope you have enjoyed your stay here. Remember, Lawrence is yours any time you want to come. The Theo. Poehler Merc. Co. Lawrence, Kansas Emporia, Kansas P. S.—We almost forget to suggest that you hit the grocer who handles Poehler products in your town for a little extra advertising once in a while. No extra charges—Goodbye. No extra charges.—Goodbye. = Reference Books 20 to 50 per cent Discount In this lot we may have the book you have been wanting for your reference library Rowland's College Book Store EDITORS Are cordially invited to make themselves "TO HOME" in Lawrence. A visit to our various places of business will meet with a true Kansas welcome. If you don't see what you want ask for it. MERCHANTS AND FARMERS ASSOCIATION 904 Mass. St. --- 4 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN "EDITORS MUST THINK" Chester S. Lord Says Good Journalists Must Read and Study Incessantly TELLS OF DANA'S METHODS Former Sun Man Relates Incidents of His Great Chief's Work Chester S. Lord, formerly managing editor of the New York Sun, spoke on "Journalism as a Profession" and praised his morning in part; The profession of journalism in spires to intellectual effort. There is no limit to the flood of results that may follow thought. There is no climax to study—for though the study must continue to stabilize the intellect, it has always thought contined. The profession of journalism affords every opportunity for the sweep of the imagination, for the development of every intellectual eccentricity, for the practice of every intellectual perfection. You find your self aglow with the fascination of a new thought; with new things to think about, new things to study, new things to write about, new and new and new and new on every day—a daily intimacy with things that exclate and pulsate and inspire. You come to love the work because it is so interesting and because you appreciate its impulse to intellectual progress. There is to me an especial fascination about damp proof sheets whereon thought and information are first recorded in clear type. It is a delight to know how to add to and a refinement of literary expression to your original sentences. I have known the late Charles A. Dana to revise one of his editorial articles every day for a week and then express dissatisfaction with its literary finish. EDITORS MUST STUDY As a profession, journalism has taken subordinate rank chiefly because we have not studied. From four to eight years of study are required of the other great professions. He any man may start a newspaper. He may be ignorant, careless of conduct of unclearn morals, or will often take these imperfections—for the newspaper does not rise above its editor. It is easier to imitate than to originate, and the lazy way to make a newspaper is to steal some other fellow's ideas. The lazy editor better return the quill to the original goose. Until within a very few years there was no systematic instruction in newspaper making—what was so much more difficult to enter an office and absorb what he could by observation. He didn't know how to study or what to study and was no one who had time to teach him if he had known. In large offices in the big cities, editorial writers and leading reporters are expected to write one article only a day. They have time to study. But the offices rich enough to employ in them are too small for the hundreds of other offices where editors must produce three or four and reporters four or five columns a day. These men have no time to study or to teach. COLLEGES TEACH MEN TO THINK COLEMAN. It is favorite saying in opposition to newspaper schools that a boy is better taught in the newspaper office. Now experience has attested that the best place to teach law is in a law school, medicine in a medical school, theology in a theological school and so on including the teaching even of bookkeeping, stenography and typewriting. You are dependent on general knowledge than the newspaper business—not anywhere is thought more useful. Our colleges teach general information and teach young men to think. Moreover, there is nothing like college life to take the greenness out of a boy; nothing equal to association with teachers; pushing, pushing, young fellows to sharpen the wits and make familiar with the ways of the world. COLLEGE MEN MOST VALUABLE Now, I am enthusiastically interested in this matter. For thirty-two years it devolved on me to hire the staff of a large newspaper, with the exception of the editorial writers, and I had the experience of seeing hundreds of young men start on their newspaper careers and of observing what became of them. We took on a job as a new employee, and the staff was recruited with young men just beginning, and we all consciously tried to teach them, believing that in that way we made the staff stronger and better. We gave the office boys a chance to become reporters. We tried out young men from business houses, schools and colleges, and from other countries, country newspaper offices. Almost every young fellow who gets ahead in the country has his eye on New York — wants to get going there. And in a way this is a wise ambition, for New York is the best newspaper town in the world—pays the biggest salaries, offers the more advantages for repurposed businesses, provides broader experience in general. Moreover, hundreds of magazines and periodicals are printed there offering opportunity to make extra money. But so great is the flood of applicants it difficult for a stranger to get a place on a New York newspaper. For many years the average of applications to me was six a day. We started the beginners as reporters. The office boys, who had absorbed something of the spirit of the place, made fairly good gathers of routine news, but the rarely developed great ability, getting not far beyond the imitation, continued to be route reporters; more and more useful indeed, for routine news fills many a column and is of the utmost importance. The same may be said of the boys from the public schools. The men of some little experience in smaller towns did better, but many fell by the wayside when they began to compete in the higher grades of work; and many of them, be it said, were illiterate. I had had. Without question, and I say it without hesitation, the college graduates proved to be the most valuable members of the staff, and a much larger proportion of them succeeded from the start and passed upward to the responsible places. They had been taught to comprehend, to reason, to think, to be resourceful and when they came to higher grade work they learned to write letters to teachers and special correspondents they had the very great advantage of personal presence, ease of manner, ability to command the attention of business men or government officials instead of inviting evasion. APPRECIATED MY IGNORANCE" APPELATED MY TUSK. I feel keenly the necessity for laborious research for my own experience. Unfortunately I did not finish my college course, but went into a daily newspaper office in a small city as associate editor. Three of us furnished all the copy. At the mature age of twenty years I wrote editorial articles on the conduct of war, and she imagined the conération with which I now read those articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gave me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the conération with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gave me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the contration with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gave me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the contration with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gave me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the contration with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gave me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the contration with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gave me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the contration with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gave me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the contration with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gave me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the contration with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gave me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the contration with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gives me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the contration with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gives me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the contraction with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gives me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the contraction with which I now read these articles. They were an outrageous imposition on the public, and I knew they were, and I may say in truth was recognition of their worthlessness that gives me my first serious thoughts about the newspaper business. I began to appreciate my ignorance and to understand that I could imagine the conTRACTION Mr. Dana's editorial career furnishes a striking verification of the truth I am trying to impress, that constant study leads to success. He was in college a few months only—torely not much more facts than any person I ever met, he read a dozen languages and conversed easily in half of them. He had the office upset one afternoon in search for the correct spelling of the name of an uncommon plant. He wasted not an instant. If he had to wait seven minutes for a proofsheet he utilized the seven minutes in reading the Greek testament. Never was a question of fact raised but he joined the search for the truth of the most enthusiastic manner. His zeal and his interest were a source of tremendous inspiration to the entire staff. Horace Greeley made himself great by application and by study. And may I suggest that you study the presentation of truth; and by truth I do not mean the reverse of falsehood, for surely such admonition is needless to any editor in Kansas — with a clearness and a fairness that will insure its understanding. This is difficult for it involves not only a study of obscure truth with all its contradictory testimony as to fact and its perplexities of conclusion, but also how so to present it that the reader will understand it with the same clearness and the same conclusion as yourself after you have studied it. A high school graduate sits highly editional art. Easy to read and easy to understand should be a fundamental quality of the newspaper. Recognizing, therefore, the difficulties of obtaining exact information, the editor should study to test for the truth. To men long accustomed to the handling of news for public it must answer the question very statement of fact made in news copy; and repeatedly news is withheld for verification. The public does not understand the painstaking care with which news is presented by well-regulated newspapers. Nor are the difficulties or the comings, the other which newspapers are made, at all appreciated by the people who read. ALL NEWS VERIFIED the first news of the assassination of Colonel Roosevelt in Milwaukee came the statement that he was dead—information not as yet verified. First death and loss of life in great disasters high are 100 per cent too high. The first brief telegram announcing the San Francisco earthquake said that not a building remained standing. The cable flash telling of the blowing up of the Maine in Havana harbor reported that no a man escaped. With We all must admit the very great difficulty of obtaining exact information and the very great importance of presenting it honestly. Sensational newspapers do no harm so long as they stick to the truth. You may ask, why would someone job type, with headings a foot high, if you like, without other offense that possibly to exaggerate the importance of your announcement. Real sensationalism consists in giving a wrong or false impression or one that leads to a wrong conclusion. Typographical eccentricity merely attracts the attention of those who pose as does the orator's violent gesture—or the so-called breathless anouncement of an excited message—excites curiosity, arouses interest EXAGGERATION IS WARMPUL The harmless exaggeration, even the hysteria of the sensational newspaper may not affect the young person who reads it causally. But suppose she acquires the habit of reading it every day. She may be a shop girl or a working girl, and because of her employment or her environment she is not able to read anything else. It becomes her mental nourishment. She comes to think and to talk in its inflamed, feverish, exaggerated language. Its typographical breathless announcements startle her—fill her with feverish emotions. She becomes a pessimist, for in the really sensual sheet novel there are ignored. The virtue go hang, vice is the thing that attracts attention" is the motto, and the maiden is fed on the abnormal, the unusual, on mental monstrosities, on exaggeration and on fancies—on cheap reading. WIN CONFIDENCE BY SELF-CONFIDENCE The editor should seek the confidence of his readers, and this may be best secured, perhaps, through reputation for scholarship, through accuracy of statement, through the maintenance of a record. He said that he knows what he is talking about; and let him have confidence in himself. I well remember when I was stammering and faltering over my first original oration, that my dear good professor of blessed memory interrupted by saying: "Lord, the assumption about his subject makes him about his audience. You should assume enough superiority to carry out the illusion—stand up and speak out." Bless his sainted heart! he never knew what a lesson in self-confidence he thus taught—not with reference to oratory, but to as almost every important action of my life. Self confidence requires understanding his subject through study and practice. It is said of President Woodrow Wilson that appreciating its very great usefulness he early in life became ambitious to excel in extemporaneous speaking. Hour after hour he practiced it. Alone in his room he carried on imaginary debates; on his walks he took part in debates at audiences; in the woods he out did William Tell in addressing the crags and peaks. Today, he is perhaps the most polished and entertaining speaker we have in public life. He obtained the necessary funds for the expenditure of an important office. STUDY! STUDY! STUDY! Great newspaper results require extra newspaper effort, for it is a profession to be the law and theology and medicine are to be learned; and you cannot learn it in a month or a year any more than in ten seconds you can start a locomotive or an ocean steamship at full speed. There is not the quick result that followed the question put by him. In this case he climax to his misfortunes found himself compelled to go to work in an Italian gang. "Well, Pat," said the holy father, "How do you like working for a Dago boss?" Your rivence ought to know." answered Pat. Genius may sometimes do quick deeds that most part the work of the world is accomplished through patient laborious study, along lines of established conduct—and not anywhere more conspicuously so than in the newspaper business. You must make your newspaper talked about; you must make it interesting; you must make it elaborate; you must be the leader of thought in your community. Your intelligence must direct the intelligence of your readers. You must cram your memory with facts, for the mind feeds on facts. To do all this you must study to the limit of your resources; to the limit of your intelligence; you must strive to the limit of your endurance—then you have done your best and that marks the measure of your success. And in any event, let us not forget the words of our old friend the poet: There's an adage as ancient as Adam, If not as old as the sun, "The sun is the moon." The early birds don't gather in herds, They get there one by one. They get there one by one. And the mortal of this is as certain As the moral of that is true, If you wish to crush you must take you wish to succeed, you must take the lead And the world will follow you. THE APPEAL OF THE PICTURE Photo engraving, a wholly modern method of reproducing drawings and photographs for use with type in printing has made possible the growth of great modern business successes. The printed pictures and drawn page borders and cunningly applied cartoon ideas and decorations have caused advertising pages to be read first and have filled the forms of modern periodicals with the business that has made possible their nationwide distribution. Ninety per cent of all really successful advertising campaigns depend upon pictures which fill most of the eye. The boss will aid the publisher by adding the necessary appeal to the eye by which attention is arrested and held. The aim is to help the sale by making the images more attractive or more intelligible. The use of good engraving creates and develops business. The Teach- enor-Bartberger Engraving Company of Kansas City, Missouri, offer designs for engravings or are designers of engravings in one or more colors and for all uses.—Adv. Color is the Crown of Diamond Beauty Billy Sunday and Preparedness palm Church, Sunday, 7:45 p.m. by Martha C. The purer and brighter the color, the finer the quality. Gustafson Diamonds are all of the rare and desirable pure white and blue-white — beautiful and of The fineness of color is best determined by comparisons. Gustafson YE SHOP OF FINE QUALITY Mr. Editor:-We will press or clean your suit and you can have it back the same day! You know what a time saver that is don't you? Just call 510 Bell or 464 Home and we will give you the benefit of our thirty years' experience in the pressing and cleaning business. F. A. Owen & Son 1024 Mass. KANSAS HELPS SELF BY HELPING EASTERNERS mation to the eastern manufacturers; acting on that information the eastern manufacturers advertise finished products required by the Kansas trade, and the business of the news, and the local merchants is increased. The claim is made for Kansas, and it is not likely to be disputed, that it is the only state in the American Union spending money to increase the business of eastern manufacturing concerns, and of its own local merchants and newspapers. This is to be done through the medium of a demand to the maintenance of which the business conditional upon the contribution of a similar amount by the newspaper proprietors. The bureau, it appears is to be operated by the school of journalism of the University of Kansas, its object being to furnish eastern manufacturers with information as to the needs of Kansas people, so those will give more advertising space, so these will give more newspapers and help to increase the business of local merchants. It will be seen that the plan is arranged in accordance with the endless chain idea. The bureau supported by the State, and the newspapers give valuable infor- The point of greatest interest here however, regarded from the viewpoint of the other forty-seven states, is that Kansas in this matter is doing some work to out of the province of state government a short time ago. It simply makes plain for the millionth time or so, that whatever the people of a advancement country want to do in advancement they interests of their people, they can do. We should not be surprised if, one of these days, Kansas would prohibit within its borders all forms of monopolistic imposition quite as effectively as it now prohibits the traffic through a major highway. Regarding all precedent, may be the state of the Union to fix the price of gasoline and other commodities. Send the Daily Kansan Home THE YOUNG MEN'S STORE Clothes of Culture LETTERED ON NEW YORK Samuel W. Peck & Co For You Young Fellows— You'll find in our new Sampeck models, just the fabric, just the pattern and lots of "pep" and style, combined with the best hand tailoring in the world. All coats are unlined, with fancy silk sleeves and trimming—vests also unlined—trousers all English—and the price is easy— $17, $20, $25 Arrow Shirts Several new numbers in fancy stripe crepes and oxfords—patterns you will fall for at once $2.00 Soft Collars Two new arrivals—the "Gavinor" is the name of the highest soft collar the Arrow people ever made—It comes in plain and fancy patterns—one-half sizes only. The "Leland"—a little lower with long points—Fancy and plain—made in quarter sizes. Both of these new arrivals have starched inbands—and sell 2 for 25c JOHNSON & CARL UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. CHANCELLOR IS SILENT UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, MONDAY AFTERNOON MAY 8, 1916. Dr. Strong Refuses to Commit Himself on Council's Plan for Military Course "OPPOSED TO COMPULSION" But Board of Administration Will Consider Petition Chancellor Frank Strong said this morning that the petition regarding the advisibility and the ways and means of establishing elective courses in military tactics, engineering, and drill in the University would be given careful consideration both by him and the State Board of Administration. May Fete of Other Days "Therefore Be It Resolved; The Chancellor did not commit himself regarding his attitude toward the Student Council's proposal but said that he did not favor war or preparation, especially in the case of compulsory training in an educational institution. WAR DEPARTMENT TO HELP The may pay, now under consideration the pay for nurses for the cooperation of the War Departments and the universities of the country in establishing such courses in Military Science as would fit the graduates for officers in the reserve army. The officers and instructors would be hired by both the state and National governments. The instruction would be so thorough that the graduates of such schools would be equipped with science and tactics. With the installation of this plan in all the universities of the country about 50,000 officers would be available if needed for war in a few years from now. STUDENTS FAVOR MILITARY COURSES The following petition was presented to the Chancellor and Board of Administration: "Therefore, Be It Resolved: '1. That it is the opinion of the Student Council that the University of Kansas requires courses of instruction (p. Military, School." HULA LUAU "2. That the Chancellor be requested by the President of this body to confer with the Board of Administration and the faculties of the University concerning both the desirable courses and means of establishing elective courses of instruction in Military Science in the University of Kansas." NO TRYOUTS 'TILL FALL Dramatic Club Has Not Choseu Play Tryouts for next year's Dramatic Club show will probably not be held until next fall, according to a statement made this morning by Prof Arthur MacMurray, head of the department of public speaking. "The executive committee of the Club is now at work, examining several manuscripts; but as yet we have not seized any material," Prof Murray this morning. "It is highly probable that we will not choose one in time to have tryouts this spring In that case, we will select the casel early next fall." A comedy-drama, or a straight comedy, is the sort of play which the following probably produce next year. Following that, the drama this season, when "The Witching Hour" was presented, is it hoped to attempt a standard comedy by a successful playwright. "Green Stockholm has been suggested as being suitable. GREEKS WILL STAGE MEET There are more than 210 men entered in the Pan-hellenic track meet which will start at 3:30 Tuesday afternoon on McCook field. Coach Hamm will start the speedsters and the men will be finished before 5.45 p. m. The Phi Gams have the largest number of men entered but the dope last fall seemed to favor the Phi Pis and Sigma Chis. Since that time Tree-keepers have competed in Varsity meets and the meet seems to be a nausea set. Pan-Hellenic Contest Tomorrow Twelve Fraternities Entered The following fraternities have entered the meet: Beta Theta Pi, Phi Kappa Psi, Phi Gamma Delta, Phi Delta Theta, Sigma Nu, Sigma Chi, Alpha Chi, Sigma Iota, Sigma Tau, Acacia, Sigma Signa, Delta Tau Delta and Pi Kappa Alpha. The visiting editors have various names for our Merle Thorpe, head of the School of Journalism. He is re-commissioned to manage Dean Thorpe and Doctor Thorpe. Prof. H, P. Cady was in such a hurry to get to the concert in Robinson Gymnasium Tuesday afternoon that he forgot to remove the pencil, which he kept on ear during the entire concert. NUMBER 147. MISSISSIPPI EDUCATORS WILL VISIT UNIVERSITY Members of a state committee on education from Mississippi will visit the University of Kansas Wednesday or Thursday of this week. In the spring semester, Mr. Ehrenor of Mississippi; W. H. Smith, state superintendent of education; Chancellor J. N. Powers, of the state university; Joe Cook, president of the school and six trustees of the higher educational institutions of Mississippi. DEANS OF WOMEN HERE First Conference of Advisers or Women Is In Progress In Fraser Hall Unique was the idea of calling a conference of Kansas Deans of Women, which has been arranged by Mrs. Eustace Brown. The conference is held in Fraser Hall. The Deans of Women in accredited colleges in Kansas have responded to Mrs. Brown's invitation to discuss mutual problems. It was at meeting of this kind to be held. It will be one of the sist of lectures by the different members. An address by Chancellor Frank Strong opened the meeting Monday morning, after which oration and completion. Mrs. Brown is chairman. Some of the subjects to be discussed are: *Housing of Women Students*, *Mr. Mitchell, State Man* *Training Normals* "Student Government," Miss Ella Bernstorf, Southwestern College Bethstorl, Southwestern College. “Extra Curriculum Activities,” Miss Mary Alice Whitney, Kansas State Normal School. "The Social Life of the Student." Mrs. Pierre Plessy Kansas, Kansas University College. "The Deans' Responsibility to the Freshman Girl," Miss Flora Clough, Fairmount College, Mrs. Cora G. Lewis, who needs no introduction to University people, will also give an address. Tuesday there will be an address to women students, at 4:30 in the chapel. The Engineers big dance of the year given Friday evening was voted a decided success by the one hundred and three-piece orchestra furnished the occasion. The dance is usually given on Engineers' Day, but on account of the Soph Hop being held on that night this year the Engineers postponed the ceremony until Smith, '16 Eng., is responsible for the successful management of the hop. Mr. S. S. Smith of Abilene is visiting his daughter Mary, at the Alemannia house today. Engineers' Function Big Success —100 Couples Present MARVINITES GIVE DANCE Mrs. H. C. Tammen, of Kansas City, is visiting at the Sigma Kappa house, Mrs. Tannen is a member of their council. FETE MUSIC ORIGINAL SAYRE'S DAY TUESDAY Prof. Skilton Composes Score for Greek Dances, and Torch Ceremony The bulk of the May Fete music will be original, having been composed specially for the occasion by Mr. Baxter and Dr. Robert of Fine Arts, Prof. Skilton has written the music for two dances to be given, "The Dance of Diana," and the Dance "Apollo" and the Nine Dances; also the music will be presented in the afternoon. The Latin chorus and orchestra accompaniment have been personally trained by Prof. Skilton. The chorus will sing the virgil of Venus, "late Latin poem in the style of a Greek choral ede. Prof. Skilton has divided his work into four parts; he will be sung at intervals and have dramatic connection with the pageant. The accompaniment will be played by seven wind instruments from the University Orchestra with the addition of double bass and harp, the idea being to use as far as possible the instruments of the ancient Greeks and the Romans. Professor Skilton has also written a song for the torch ceremony with words by Prof. Willard Wattles, which will be sung by the senior women at the beginning and end of the pagen. Special trumpets have been ordered from New York to be carried at the head of the procession. MISS LONGABOUGH GIVES FIRST FINE ARTS RECITAM Charles Greenless and Davida B. Sawtell of Kansas City, Kansas were married at 5:30 Thursday, May 4, at the brides home in Kansas City by the Reverend Elderin of Lawrence, Ms. Greenless left last night for Rock Spurs. Wyoming where they will be at home to their friends after May 8. The first of the graduating recitals of the School of Fine Arts was given by Hazel Joy Longaback, organist, Saturday night, in Fraser Hall, William Dalton, instructor in violoncell, assisted. Miss Longabaugh's playing was artistic and brilliant. A fugue by Bugeau was rendered with clearness and classical repose and a modern sonata by Guilman was played with impressive flair. The popular number was the Anatrium by Lemare, and Boelman's Gothic炒 introduced some novel effects. Greenless is widely known in the University as a star on the football team and was a member of the Sproul-Dumire-Greenless combination which made the K. U. basket ball team the terror of the Valley. Greenless graduated from the University in 1914. The next graduating recital will be given by Phillip Stevens, organist, in Fraser Hall. He will be assisted by Miss Ruth Staddin Cady, soprana. The violoncello solo by William Dalton was an especially beautiful adagio chord, with whom Prof. Charles Skilkov companist, once studied composition. CHARLES R. GREENLESS HARRIS GREECE GLESS MARRIED IN K.C. THURSDAY Tomorrow the Pharmies will hold their first Pharmics Day Celebration, in honor of the 30th anniversary of the founding of the school. The day will henceforth be an annual event and will be known in the future as Daddy Sayre's day being named after Dean L. E. Sayre, who has been connected with the school ever since it was founded in 1885. Pharmics Will Celebrate School's Thirtieth Birthday; To Be Annual Affair The main events of the day are the baseball game between the juniors and seniors at the afternoon and the banquet at the Eldridge House in the evening. The banquet is being given by the students in honor of the fac- Besides the addresses by the faculty members the principal speaker of the evening will be B. A. Parsons of the Parke-Davis Co. in Kansas City. PLANNING FOR NEXT YEAR PLANNING FOR NEXT YEAR Hibiscus the School of Pharmacy has always believed that it not until this year have any plans been nade toward gaining a definite end in holding these celebrations. From on it is intended that plans for he next year's event will begin as the last day's program is mished. Dean L. E. Sayre came to the University from the Philadelphia School of Pharmacy which is the most prominent in the United States. He held his first class in the basement of the Medic Building where the department of journalism is now located. During thirty years the school has risen from a small, modest present place among the best in the United States. There are at present 60 students with five faculty members with three assistants. May 16 the students of the School of Pharmacy will make their annual trip to Kansas City as guests of the wholesale houses. They will spend the day visiting the several large drug factories and attending the meetings of the Kansas State Pharmaceutical Association. A steamboat trip down the Missouri River is being arranged for the evening. TO KANSAS CITY SOON Kenneth Davenport, one of the telegraph editors of the Kansas City Times was the guest of Robert Smith over the week end. Mr. Davenport was formerly on the Joplin News and the Pittsburg Headlight. The Forecast: Probably fair to tight and Tuesdays warm; Tuesday and Wednesdays cool. The Weather MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 8 to 12 Leader the Rev. H. W. Hargett, General subject; "Unexplored Re- mainders." Daily Subjects; Tuesday: "Remainders of Truth" Wednesday: "Remainders of Memory" Thursday: "Remainders of Sin." Friday: "Remainders of Faith." NTERCLASS MEET MAY BASS SHELL MAY BRING OUT DARK HORSES Today's interclass track meet scheduled for 3:35 o'clock on McCook Field will give those athletes not participating in the Nebraska dual meet Friday, an excellent chance to why they should be among the K. U runners in the annual meet with Missouri at Columbia Saturday. That Kansas has only a fighting chance to win the Tiger meet was shown in the poor showing made against the Cornhuskers, unless some darkhorse shows up in today's class and quarter; heretofore rated the strong K. U. events, even Nebruska was able to place. EDITORS' WEEK ENDS Election of Editorial Association Officers Brings Meeting to Close Saturday Kansas Newspaper Week and the annual meeting of the Kansas Editorial Association ended Saturday with the following officers for the year: President, W. C. Markham, Baldwin Leader; vice-president, Herbert Cavaness, Trihune, Chanute; correspondingly secretary, O. W. Little, Enterprise, Alma; recording secretary, J. Byron Cain News, Belle Plains; Treasurer, Clark Conklin, Republican, Lyons. Vice-president of the Association were elected as first chair of the district, L. B. Mickel, Clipper, Soldier; district, John C. Madden, Republic; Mount City, third district, J. S. Gilmore, Citizen, Fredonia; fourth district, Tom Flory, Gridley; fifth district, Roy Bailey, Journal, Salina, sixth district, W. A. Hill, Times, Plainville; seventh district, R. P. Mecham; Anthony, eightl district, O. W. Mecham, Pantagraph, Sedgwick. The Editors enlarged J. Byron Cain for treasurer of the National Editorial Association. The day was spent discussing the numerous problems of interest to editors and publishers, among the speakers being Gov. Capper; Marvin Creager, telegraph editor of the Kansas city star; Kleith Clevenger, of the downtown Will Township, Will Township, of the Great Bend Township, of the Great Bend Township, H Brown, of the Horton Headlight, Commercial; Click Fockele of the Leroy Reporter and several others. Donald Thompson the Topaka War photographer under the auspices of the Topoca Capital showed five reels of new war films featuring Veridan. The scenes depicted were war episodes in the vicinity of the famous French fortress before the recent assaults by Gorgons on the great stronghold, Capitan Thom's fortress while the pictures were being captured by editors manifested much interest in the pictures and asked many questions about them. The Alpha Chi Sigma fraternity announces the pledge of Donald Red Lei W. C. Palmer, of the Jewell City Republican, was in Lawrence last week attending the Editors Shorture and incarnately visiting his son, Everett Palmer, who was highly pleased with the University and also with the short course. DUAL MEET A SURPRISE Unexpected Happenings Held Score Over Huskers Lower Than Kansas Looked for O'LEARY WON TWO FIRSTS Then K. U. Took the Two-Mile Assuring Cornhusker Defeat The annual dual track meet with Nebraska resulted in another victory for the Kansas队 on McCook Field. The team was much smaller than the Kansas men were looking for. And not only that but during the meet some who were holding only slight hope for a victory over the northern squad. NEBRASKA TOOK FIRST EVENT Strange things happen in track meets and Friday was no exception. They started coming in thick and fast when Treweeke, while warming up for the high jump, again pulled the muscle which he strained last week and was unable to participate in the high and broad jumps against theakers. This allowed Wiley of Nebraska to take an easy first in the broad jump but in the high jump came another surprise. Rise and jump, jumping for the first time in Valley meet, leaped 5 feet 9 inches taking first place. Nebraska got the jump on Kansas in the first event of the day when Scott and Irwin took both places in 0-yard dash. But Kansas came right into them in the mile race when Sproull dazzled Herrert second in the mile run. Kansas led the lead when Elliott took first in the high sticks and only once during the remainder of the meet was Nebraska able to tie the score. Larry Winn was easy place in the high hurdles when he came next to the last hurdle and fell allowing Baten of Nebraska a place in this event. A first year man, O'Leary, showed up as the star of the meet for the 220-yard dash and the quarterback's Jayhawker score while his quarter of the mile relay increased the Kansans lead in this event. In the heat he tied the K. U. record of 50 [3-5 seconds made by Rodkey last week. PREPARING FOR MISSOURI The two-mile run put the Kansans out of danger of defeat and gave them enough points to win the meet without the relay or broad jump Grady and Stateler ran a slow race but it was fast enough to allow them to come up the straightaway to break the tape arm in arm. The tracksters will have some real workout this week. This afternoon the interclass meet will be run off rain or shine. Tomorrow and Wednesday workouts while Thursday will be light work. Friday morning the squad will leave for Columbia where they will rest until time for the dual match with Missouri to start Saturday. This will allow me to carry on for the Kansans and ladd all his week will have to be with Kansas to score a victory on Schulte's cinderates. Kansas will have to overcome one big handicap in the high and broad jumps for Treweke does not expect his leg to be in shape for jumping before the Missouri Valley meet, May 27. This will practically mean that Pittman will take five points for Mission he the high jump and Simpson five in the low jump. Simpson macher can hit the stride he hit last year in the dual meet when he defeated Simpson. But the situation looks mighty serious and just how Coach Hamilton will solve the problem will have to be figured out later, THE SUMMARY The results of the Cornhusker meet follows; 100-yard dash—Won by Irwin, Nebraska; Scott, Nebraska, second; Brooks, Mile run-Won by Sproull, Kansas; Horiott, Kansas, second. Time 4; 48 min. 2-mile run- Grady and Stateler of Kansas tied for first. Time 10:20 15-1. On to Baton, on to Elliott, Kansas; Baten, Nebraska, second. Time 16:3 5-seconds. Discus - Won by Corey, Nebraska; Rio Grande, second. Distance, 118 feet 5 inches Oleary of Kansas broke the K. U. quarter mile record when he won the 440-yard dash in 50 3-5 seconds. The old record was 51 seconds. 440-yard dash -Won by Oleary. Kansas; owen. Nebraska second. second. High umpidWon by Rice of Kansas; Miller of Kansas and Wiley of Nebraska tied for second. Height, 5 feet 9 inches. Broad jump--Won by Wiley, Nebrask, Grutmacher, Kansas, sees them. Mile relay —Won by Kansas, Elliott, Campbell, Rockey, Oleary; second, Nebraska, Overman, Townsnd, Bates, Owen. Time —3:29 4-5. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Chas S. Sturtevant . . . Editor-In-Chief Edwin W. Hullinger . . . News Editor EDITORIAL STAFF RUSINESS STAFF William Cady...Business Manager Cbas. Sturtevant...Adv. Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Paul Brindel Paul Dennis David Hall John Gleissner John Harry Morgan Guy Scriviner Cargill Sproull Glenn Weed Vernon Swinger Vernon Moore Entered as second-class malt matter September 17, 1890, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. Published in, the afternoon five timetable of Kikwana, from the press of Kikwana, from the press of Kikwana. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go further than merely printing the text on paper. University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be courteous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to develop a keen aptitude to the students of the University. MONDAY, MAY 8, 1916. THE COUNTRY EDITOR'S DUTY Probably the readers of the Kansan are growing tired of the rant about a cleaner campus, and it is the hope of the paper that they will become so tired that they will keep the campus clean and make campaigns against the bill distributers impossible. The campus today is in worse shape than it has been at any time during the year, and the Kansan favors a strict enforcement of the rule which forbids the distributing of printed matter on the campus. THE COUNTRY EDITOR'S DUTY Kansas Newspaper Week, which brought more than 200 editors of country dailies and weeklies to the University, proved conclusively at least one thing--that the press of the Sunflower state is becoming more and more powerful each year as a moulder of public opinion in the rural districts. To even the casual observer the change that is coming over the farming districts is evident. Public opinion in rural communities is made largely through the group life of that community, that is, through the bodies which find themselves bound together by a common tie or interest. That tie may be church affiliation, occupation, family connection, nationality, education, or any one of a dozen things, and it is only by appealing to it that the editor can make his paper a power in directing and crystallizing opinion on any given question. The Kansas newspaper men have found this out and the stories of the service that they have done to the state will be told in the histories of the future. Newspapers have changed backward communities, whose groups were antagonistic, to progressive districts, by harmonizing the warring elements and finding a common meeting ground for them. The state is only on the beginning of this movement and much work remains to be done. It is started however, in the right direction and the newspaper of the future that would be powerful must be a community servant. THE LITTLE THINGS Two students sat in the library talking in an undetent. Presently the librarian was circling round to where the two conversed. Then, coming to a position, the watchful librarian said gently: "Will you kindly adjourn to the outside, as you are annoying all the students in the room?" Five minutes later a man of weight entered and engaged the same watchful librarian, just outside the doorway of the library office. A lengthy and distinct conversation ensued. Such being a "rare treat" in the library, the students listened intently. It's the little things that count. THE HABIT OF SAVING American housekeepers are wasteful and extravagant, according to Senator Smoot, who told the United States Senate that "No women on the face of the earth are so wasteful as American women, and the average American housewife throws enough food into the garbage can to keep an average workingman's family in France or Germany, where the most rigid economy is observed." America is noted for its "come easy, go easy" method of existence. But isn't it time to change that old worn out custom? The habit of thrift is being urged by the banks, and from the reports published semi-annually, it appears to be bearing fruit. Educational campaigns are showing the housewife how she may prepare an appetizing meal without buying the most expensive cut of porterhouse. Since the war, the shortage of paper has made a number of concerns save their waste, which they had been burning in the furnace. The majority of the present generation of students is working its way through the University, and is economizing where possible. America may be behind the Old World in habits of saving, but it can learn rapidly. Jayhawk Squawks If the weather man will just ease up hit, we'll take back everything we ever bought. Every single man swears beforehand that he will be master of the premises when he gets married. But someone who wants that kind of a woman? "Ladie-ees and gentlemen," said the lecturer, "I shall talk to you on Time this afternoon. I came on Time, I shall talk on Time, and I shall quit on Time. Time is the most ancient of all institutions. Before the watch, we had the clock. Before the clock, the sun-dial; and before the sun-dial, the crocodile." (Sceney changed while the orchestra strikes up: "Oh, if I'd known she had a mother, I hadn't been so rash." As the usual thing, when the joke's on you, it's nothing but a kid trick, anyhow. How different the way in which you finally answer that letter from the way you were going to when you first read it! The Sweet-little-thing: "I want to be a nurse." He: "It just makes me sick to hear that." When all other jokes fail, a cuss word in the play will usually get a la- k. For proof of that paragraph, hear one of Billy's sermons. Alec Soorma says it was so hot Sunday afternoon that he got every time he woke up. How unfortunate that the eligibility committee couldn't get two more names off the ballot! Then an election would not have been necessary That's Enough "Hello, George, what do you have on this afternoon?" George: "B. V. D.'s and a Palm Beach." Our closing number tonight will be either not eat the sausage, but I like it. FOUND IN A BOOK the wiener-wurst. —G. Whizz. To one who has never read Dickens' 'Martin Chuzzlewit' there is a rare treat in store. The book is in Spooner library and may be checked out. A Corner for the Library Browser "His very threat was moral. You saw a good deal of it. You looked over a very low fence of white cavat (whereof no man ever beheld the tie, for he fastened it behind me, two jutting heights of collar, serene and whiskerless before you. It seemed to say on the part of Mr. Pecksniff, 'There is no deception, ladies and gentlemen, all is peace, a holy calm pervades me.' So did his hair, just grizzled with red scales, he wiped off his forehead, and stood high upright, so slightly dropped in kindred action with his eyelids. So did his person, which was sleek through free from coruplesy. So did his manner, which was soft and oily. In a word, even his plain black suede coat, eyescars, all tended to the same purpose, and cried aloud, 'Behold the moral Pecksniff'!" She- Oh, you horrid thing! You can not! - Widow. She- Did you know that ankle watches have become all the rage? rary when you keep a book overtime?" "They used to. Now I just bring it back and they say, 'Much obliged.'" Lampoon. Pat-I hear you and the bhys sturch for shorter hours. Did you get a chance? Don't they make you pay at the lit lary when you keep a book overtime? Mike—Sure. We're not working at all now. Columbia Jester. James Russell Lowell, critic and diplomat, was born at Cambridge, Mass. February 21, 1819 and died Aug. 12, 1891. He became drawn into literature by Maria White whom he afterward married. Her entombment is also the name he wrote some of his best works and was given a purpose for writing. POET'S CORNER Lowell was the first editor of the Atlantic Monthly and held an editorial connection with the North American Review, from 1862 to 1873. Many of his critical essays were written during this time. JUNE What is so rare as a day in June? And over it softly her warm ear lays; Whether we look, or whether we listen, Then heaven tries the earth if it be in tune. listen We hear life murmur, or see if "blurrs." An instinct within it that reaches and towers. glisten; very clod feels a stir of might. And, groping blindly above it for light Climbs to a soil in grass and flow And there's never a leaf nor a blade too mean To be some happy creature's plunge the bird sits at his door in the am. The flush of life may well be seen Thrilling back over hills and val The cowskip startles in meadows green, the buttercup catches the sun in its Attit like a blossom among the leaves. His mate feels the eggs beneath her wings, A LIBRARIAN'S QUALIFICATIONS And lets his illuminated be o'erum With the deluge of summer it re- turns. And the heart in her numb breast flutters and sings He sings to the wide world and she she her nest— In the nice ear of nature, which song is the best? Essays in Tabloid Tablets James Russel Lowell. SPRING WEATHER Spring weather. Is a lazy time. When most folks like. To loaf. And puppy lovers. Like to spoon. And frat pins. Find new homes. In spring the violets bloom. In shiny Dells, and hats. In spring the dogs start. His howling. Round. And cats. Squall. Half the Night. The lowly lude thinks. Of the sleeping. Porch. At home. And the. Neighbor girl's hammock. And the ice. Cream that mother buys. And the lawn. That does not. Have a woodland. A woodland. The fish worms. Begin to dig deeper. And the fishermen. To squander their. Money. For tackle. Spring. Is the open seasons for coeds. Angle worms. Bullheads. Houseclean. Ing. Law. Mowers. Hammocks. Fertilizer. And gardeners. The trees. And the trees. The when. Birds-build-nests. And newly-buy-monthly-payment-lots. And subscribe-to-architectural-magazines. At that. Spring might. Be worse. For credit is always. Better. Then. CAMPUS OPINION Of the newly elected librarian at Yale University it is said that "no man at the university knows books as he does." Yet he also is a successful adminstrator, and many of his students are similar institutions of late years have put the economics of library administration above its humanities that it is a pleasure to note Yale's wisdom and good fortune. For at some college libraries leadership in students rests unfortunately with student-builders and catalog makers. The elections have come and gone and the best men have been elected—that is the best men in the opinion of the majority of the student body. We have a new student body, we need more support to make the plan a success. Their success will depend on the support that they receive from us and without support they will surely fail. We are continually harping about the failure of student government and the necessity of getting resentful against the responsive men now—what are we going to do about it? Knocking will make success for them impossible. Boosting will make it inevitable. Let's all get on the band wagon and boost. With a real student-owned and student-operated book exchange the students can get their books forward. Student government will have justified itself. I am in favor of burying not only the hatchet but also the hammer. Communications must be signed as evidence of good faith and must be published in the same manner. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. Editor University Kansan: The importance of a university's librarian is shown by the following from the Christian Science Monitor: SHAKESPEARE ON BASEBALL "Now you strike like a blind man:' Mado Ado About Nothing. "Thou canst not hit it; hit it! hit it! it it!" -Love's Labor Lost. "He will steal sir."—All's Well That Fends Well. "He knows the game."—Henry VI. "O hateful error,"—Julius Caesar. "A hit, a hit, a very palpable hit!" Hewlett. "Whom right and wrong have chosen as ampire."-Love's Labor Out I say. - Macoeth. "I will be short."—Hamlet. "The play as I remember it pleased not the million." —Hamlet. "He has killed a fly."—Titus Andronicus. "Let the world slide."—Taming the Shrew. "What an arm he has."—Coriolanus. "They cannot sit at ease on the field beech." — Romeo and Juliet. "Upon such sacrifices the gods themselves threw incense."—King Ishmael UNIVERSAL DRILL TO COME? Book Store Lear. FOR SALE—Visible typewriter, tabulator, backspacer and all modern improvement months including two color ribbon. Monthly payments if desired. See it at 1220 Louisiana street or call Bell phone 14423. Major-General Leonard Wood, U. S. A., in giving testimony before a Congressional committee, gave his views on the volunteer system used in the Uni- lized States. The Outlook quotes General Wood: CLASSIFIED "We cannot afford to cling to the volunteer system any longer. If we are going to have an effective army," he added, "we must general military training, otherwise the good men will go first, then volunteering will stop, as it did in the Revolution and in 1812 and in the Civil War. We need our call for the Spanish War even." The volunteer spirit is fine, affra- General Wood, but the system is unso- nd and spells disaster if ever we go into real war with it. Prof—The boys were so entranced this morning that they remained in my lecture all through the dinner hour. You didn't did it, didn't them up—Tiger. "It is not generally realized that under the Act of 1782 we had compulsory training, but never really applied to the adult population, live it today to the extent that all from eighteen to forty-five years of age are liable for military duty. There seems to be no general appreciation of this; certainly there has been a great interest in discharging such service affectively." General Wood pertinently said. Fresh—Are you studying chem- istry? 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A., MORGAN 1821 *Tannesses* *tannery* very reasonable. *tataring* very reasonable. *very* reasonable. --dainty lingerie on display and sale at much reduced prices this week. PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires' studio. Both phones. HARRY BEDING. M. D. Eyer, ear, phonies 511; U. Blgr. Phones, ball 511; Bldg. 511 G, W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Pleasen colony. Sugi. Utsu. Bost. Host. colony. Sugi. Utsu. Bost. Host. St. Ph. Phone. St. Ph. Phone. J. R. BECKETH, M. D. D. O. D. 832 Masht bathroom, the phone, M. D. D. 832 Masht A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law, 748 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas. R. H. W. HUTCHISON, Dentist, 307 Perkins Bldg., Lawrence, Kansas. C. E. ORBILLIUM, D. M. Disk Bldr. Epyx Laboratories, Inc. work guaranteed. Successor to work guaranteed. Owkes, Bulline & Hackman May Sale of Muslin Underwear M. May Sale of White Featuring Flesh Batiste Sheer Nainsook, Crepe de Chine and Liberty Washable Satin—Gowns, Envelope Chemise, Petticoats, Corset Covers and Camesoles. A most beautiful and unusual collection of Sherette, Bastiste, Organdy and Voile with Embroideries on materials to match. During this week we will have on sale a complete and beautiful line of White Goods, Laces, Embroideries and Nets for Summer Dresses, Waists and Linnie-orgie, Malls White Gabardine, Piques, Honey Comb Cloth, Dress Linen, Poplin and Sport Suiting. Bowersock Theatre MONDAY AND TUESDAY DANIEL FROHMAN PRESENTS PAULINE FREDERICK IN A PICTURIZATION OF The Moment Before By Israel Zangwill Hopeful—How much will you give me for these poems? "How are the acoustic properties of the new church?" Editor—Ten yards' start—Yale Record. "Grant! If you sit well back, you can't hear a word of the sermon." JJ Estelle—No! I was!—Punch Bowl. She--Was Miss Dimples wel *raised at, the dance?* Marie--Was he on his knees when he proposed? He—Oh yes, she had on lots of powder.—Chaparral. At 900 Tennessee RAYMOND'S PRIVATE DINING ROOM For parties, banquets, committee feeds, etc., call 92 on the Bell for reservations. Let us prepare your next picnic lunch. ASK FOR and GET HORLICK'S THE ORIGINAL Paramount Pictures Cheap substitutes cost YOU same price. MALTED MILK MRS. EDNAH MORRISON at 1146 Tenn, St., Does Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling for University Women. Bell Phone 1154J. University Women MRS. M. A. MORGAN 1321 Tenn. Phone B 1116 W We do ladies tailoring and dressmaking at very reasonable prices. Competent 2 for 25$ a forsas Ashby-2½in. Lexicon-2½in. ARROW COLLAR spring style, in two heights CUETT PEABODY & CO. INC. MARKERS The University of Chicago The University of Chicago HOME in addition to resident work, adheres to instructor-instructor STUDY for detailed information address 24th Year. U. of C. (Oh.) Chicago, Illinois Mitchell Tower Engraved and Printed Cards Mitchell Tower A G ALRICH THESIS BINDING Typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St. Watkins National Bank PROTSCH The College Tailor Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Licensed and Sen-Pturing Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. CITIZENS STATE BANK We are handling all University accounts, and we solicit your business, deposits guaranteed. 707 Massachusetts St. INVESTIGATE the merits of CORONA AND FOX TYPEWRITERS Carter Sells Them Exclusively in Lawrence. 1025 Mass St. Buy your paper here UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THEATRE VARSITY Tonight Only-Fox Film Production "The Thoroughbred" A Society Story "No Ice Today." "No Ice Today" White Mountain Refrigerators "The Chest with the Chill in it" Disappointing the iceman becomes almost a regular habit when a White Mountain Refrigerator is installed. have become the preferred favorite among thrifty housewives. Many instances are known where a White Mountain cabin is only one half. The thick walls, the solid end construction, and the scientific system of circulation and insulation make the White Mountain the extremes of economy in the country, how you these cost-saving features. C. S. Strachan FURNITURE 808-810 Mass. St. Thanks Friends of Miss Richards in Letter to Chancellor NOTE FROM MR. RICHARDS J. S. Richards, assistant cashier of the Citizens National Bank at Minneapolis, Kansas, father of Lucy Richards, who died at the University recently addressed the following letter to Chancellor Frank Strong; Minneapolis, Kan., May 3, 1916 Minneapolis, Kana, May Mr. Frank Strong. Chancellor of the University, Lawrence, Kansas. A deep sense of appreciation of the many kind acts and expressions of sympathy which I received at your wedding, to Lawrence, impels me to write you a brief letter, for the purpose of expressing my most sincere gratitude to you for the sympathetic attention which you favored me on that occasion. I would like to request an additional favor of you, if I can do so without too much encroachment on your time. Several of the school organizations sent some very beautiful and appropriate floral tributes, as tokens of their regard for the dead and their sweetness, and to let them know that the offerings were received, and much admired and deeply appreciated by Lucy's relatives. I hardly know how to address a letter so that it would come properly before any of the classes, and am going to ask if it would be possible for you to convey to the sophomore class, the class in journalism, the class in philosophy, and the athletic class our earnest thanks for those faithful and touching evidences of their esteem and condolence, that graced and embellished the last resting place of my daughter. I hope you will fully understand, Mr. Strong, that at no time have I felt that the least blame could attach to the University, any member of the faculty, or to any of the usual activities of the school. It was only one of those crushing and shocking misfortunes that frequently occur in the world. I am thankful that Lucy advantage and benefit of being associated with our great state University for two years of her short life. Again thinking you for the many acts of kindness which you have so freely showed toward me and mine and my personal life, I have I for you, I am Yours truly, J. S. Richards. Films developed at Squires are free from amateur imperfections. We want your work.—Adv. The Squires Studio is again open under the management of Mrs. Squires. The same high quality work for which this studio has been known for years will be turned out. The same force remains on the job. All old customers are invited to give us their business.—Adv. Something new!' Solid copper indoor mat. See it at Wolf's Book Store. Send the Daily Kansan home. SUMNER WINS HONORS Lead of One-Sixth Point Decides Victory in Interscholastic Track Meet A lead of one-sixth of a point enabled the Summer County high school to take Saturday's thirteenth annual state high school meet held on McCool Field under the auspices of the K. U. athletic association. The Summer County's total was 40 3-6 points compared to 40-1 made by Iola. Humboldt won in Class B, while in Class C another close finish resulted when Syracuse beat out Enterprise fifth of a point margin, 19-15 to 19. Two hundred and forty-four inter- scholastic athletes from forty-two Kansas high schools competed in the meet. EASY TO MOBILIZE K. N. G. If Ordered Our Duming Summer Members Could be Called Should the call come from the War Department this summer it would be a comparatively easy matter to mobilize Company M, K, N, G, in preparation for patrol duty on the Mexican coast, it was learned Monday morning. "I would not be at all surprised to learn at any time within the next few months that open hostilities have been declared between the United States and Mexico," said Frank E. Jone, Captain of Company M, K, N, G, this morning. "Even though the man would be scattered over the state we could get in touch with them quickly. Every member would be telegrammed and ordered to report at once at the press conference prior to newspapers throughout the state would be notified to print a copy of the order so that those who could not be reached by a telegram would read the order in the newspapers. Company M would not have any chance to drill, however. They would entrain at once and proceed to the border, remaining there until they were ordered to return home. The militia could be sent across the border to join the regular troops if the War Department had a last resort since the militia are not supposed to fight outside their own national territory. It was originally planned to have both Lawrence companies take part in the celebration at Baldwin, on July 4, commemorating the battle of Black Jack in 1856. Companies H and M and Lawrence companies took up the pageant. Captain Jones said that he had not been notified that the University company would attend the celebration. He believed that the troule and expense which would be involved in the pageant just a few days after the college year had closed, would not justify the plan. Over and Gone El Paso, Tex., May 5—General Pershing this afternoon was believed to have definitely located Villa, it was announced at General Funston's headquarters. Funston received a telegram from Pershing saying he believed his men had determined the bandit's whereabouts but the location was suppressed here for strategic reasons. St. Louis, May 5—The local weather bureau announced this afternoon the high waters of the Mississippi river now menacing points further north would not affect the St. Louis district. The crest of the rising waters is expected Saturday morning when a stage of 24.5 feet is predicted. The gauge today read 23.3. The danger mark is 31 feet. Washington, May 5—Public hearings will be held on Representative Keating's resolution calling on Secretary McAdoo to inform Congress whether or not it is true that $320,000,000 taxes due under the income tax law is lost annually through evasions. "The church is the stabilizer on the machine of commerce," said the Reverend C. G. Crimes at Columbia, Mo., in a five minute talk Thursday before a meeting of the ministers and business leaders, who church make more bad bills good and keep more good bills from becoming bad than any other agency." A new four-story building, to be known as Students' Hall, is being erected at Columbia University, at a cost of $450,000, a gift of Jacob H. Schiff. It contains a gymnasium and a swimming pool, and will serve as a center for the social and religious activities of the women students. The Kanza Club announces the pledging of Charles Sibbet, '19 College. LA CATEDRAL DE SAN MIGUEL SHELL HITS MOVIE MAN PROF. BLAKE IS DEAD Thompson Tells of Narrow Escape While Taking Pictures of German Trenches "Probably the narrowest escape from death I had while taking my European war pictures," remarked Don Thompson, who spent months snapping scenes on the firing line of all the armies of Europe except the Turkish, in an interview Saturday last month. The last October when an English shell exploded in a dining room in which a number of German officers and myself were eating. Three of the officers were killed instantly. I was hit between the eyes by a piece of iron." And the intrepid picture man stopped to remove the colored glasses to reveal the scar made by the projectile. "I hardly realized what was happening," he continued. "Our first warning was a tremendous crash, when he smoked—and all was darkness for me." "I don't know exactly how long we uncoupled. When I awoke I was in the hospital." IN HOSPITAL 3 WEEKS "The affair laid me up for over a week, and I went back to the treacherous as fast as I could." "Yes, it was an English shell that he added. "I was in bad company but I had a gun." Mr. Thompson said that he had many close escapes during his long sojourn on the blood line. He lost three expensive cameras—one was stolen and the other ran away and left. He described the sensation experienced at the front as "indescribable." At first he could not suppress the incinulation to dodge as a gunman would do, but finally his nerves became calloused and he paid little heed to the death shower. With regard to his personal preduces, Mr. Thompson said that he was for the Allies, heart and soul. "Until I lost my left eye not long ago at Des Moines, where I was showing my 'Somewhere in France' films, I was neutral. It completely changed me. It was preventing threatening letters, warning me against showing views of the French trenches. But I paid no attention to them. "After an exhibition at Des Moines, I took out my pipe, filled it with tobacco and applied a match . The result was an explosion which cost me one eye and almost destroyed the other. Examination of the tobacco afterwards disclosed that the tobacco had been charged with lydite." V. H. Householder, a graduate student in biology, has completed his thesis on the reptiles and amphibians of Kansas, and has gone down into southeast Kansas to make an investigation of the inroad of cottontats in Kansas. His research recently, comparatively rare in Kansas, but of late they are found in great numbers. Householder will try to find some method of extermination. The warm weather of yesterday took scores of students out in the open. All the available canoes and rowboats on the river were in use both afternoon and evening, and many parties arrived to participate in a picnic supper. Others strolled out to Haskell to see the weekly dress parade and hear the band concert. Strickland Gillilian, the newspaper humorist who was here last week, is the author of the shortest poem ever written. The title of the poem is "The Antiquity of Microbes," and the poem is. "I enjoyed the Newpaper Week lectures so much," said one of the students in the journalism class. "I would like to watch Professor Thorpe laugh." Adam Had 'em. Kodak days are here. A full stock of supplies are on hand at Squares... Send the Daily Kansan home. Former University of Kansas Scientist Died In Boston Friday Prof. Lucien I. Blake, of Boston, for many years a professor of physics and electrical engineering at the University of Kansas died Friday at his home in Boston. Professor Blake came here in 1887, and resigned in 1906 to go to take the position of chief engineer for the Submarine Signal Company. Blake Hall was named in honor of the deceased. In addition to his duties as professor in the University, he was the director of Fowler Shons. During the past few years of his life he has been the director and an engineer in the Blake-Marscher ElectroStatic Ole Separating Company, of which he is responsible for this resignation here he was working on an invention for ore separating. Professor Blassar was born at Mansfield, Mass., Sept. 12, 1854. He received his A. B. at Amherst in 1877 and graduated from study abroad in Germany, and 1884 was granted the degree of Ph. D. from the University of Berlin. Students in the 1400 block on Tennessee street hold daily revivals, a la Billy Sunday. "Brighten the Corner" is started by the Betas, carried along by the Phi Deltis, and finally finished by the Sigma Phi Sigmas across the street. Then the whole verse is sung in unison. There is trouble in Mount Oread's bird colony. All morning the sparrows and martins who live in Fraser Hall have been arguing violently about something or other. The sparrows fly about excitedly, and sputter and fume, while the martins are more ignited, and seem inclined to arbitrate. The latest and best perfume--Queen Elizabeth—at Dick Bros.-Adv. FOR TRADE—The hat which isn't mine for the one which is. It exchange was made at Oread Catering business department, Kansan office. 147-2 Send the Daily Kansan home. Can You Beat It? A $2.00 fountain pen for $1.00. Made by W. A. Shaefer, “the crag lever” self-filling pen. Book Store, 919 Mass. Street—Advent. Use Queen Elizabeth—the new perfume—and get by the profs on that next quiz. Dick Bros—Adv. ANNOUNCEMENTS Black Helmets at Phi Kappa house Thursday evening at 7:00. The English Club will hold its last meeting in Fraser Hall, Room 213, at 4:30 Wednesday, May 10. A varied program will be given. All interested in the work of the department are cordially invited to attend. Orchestra rehearsal will be held Tuesday evening at 7:30 in Fraser Hall. The University Orchestra will give its last concert for this year Thursday evening, May 18, in Fraser Hall, at 8:00 p. m. LOST -Between the Physics pen. in建 a Shafer fountain pen. Finder please call 1068 J or leave at 1145% Kentucky street. 2t LOST-Last week in Lawrence—a Knights Templer watch charm. Finder kindly return to Kansan of office. 147-3. Views of K. U.-Post cards, view books, K. U. buildings from general views of the Hill. See them at Wolf's Book Store, 919 Mass. Street.-Adv. Kodak books look better if the films are developed at Squires. - Adv. L.S. Broughly What life insurance company has led all others in improving their physical examination of risks? Arrow Shirts—guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl Mr. University Professor: Be selfish a moment. Consider yourself for the time being. Introspect You know that This Is an Age of Investment "Just a Little" Is your salary so small that there is "just a little" left over each month? And are you letting that 'Just a little' go to seed in the bank or spending it needlessly because it is insufficient? Don't you know that may someday mean your financial salvation? It will now if you move and move quickly. That "just a little" will pay a monthly installation on a home—a home of your own—planned and built according to your specifications. I have some lots in the best part of town which I want to improve. They are located in the University Place Addition—two blocks south of the University Campus, on the car line, connected with gas, water and sewer. All of them are well-drained and have large shade trees. That "just a little" Will Build You a Home if you will see me right away. C. E. FRIEND 1046 Mass. Phones 42. Advertising is News Nowadays Tomorrow's Kansan will be especially valuable to the young men and women of the University who are ready to make a good investment in spring wearing apparel. You can also figure on looking with interest for other items. Bear in mind the fact that the Lawrence merchants who care for your business advertise in the Kansan. If you see something in an "ad" tomorrow that you want to purchase, give a student enterprise a boost by mentioning that fact to the clerk who waits on you. Just say, "I saw it Advertised in The Kansan" UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN How Many Legislatures Will It Take? THE NEW YORK CITY BOOKSTORE K. U. WINS TWO GAMES Aggies Fall Before Craig and Smee; Kansas Loses to St. Mary's College Two Conference games won from the Kansas Aggies, and a non-Conference defeat by St. Mary's, was the result of Thursday, Friday, and Saturday's foreign invasion by the Jayhawk baseball team to Manhattan and St. Mary's. Craig and Snee were the heroes in the two Conference wins, while Smith and Porter pitched in the lost game with the Catholicus. Two professors who recently were reprimanded by the Board of Administration for breaking the rule against smoking in the buildings were sweeter. In one case, editors fogged up the lecture room in Snow Hall, and the journalism offices. As an initiation for the new chief of police, the policemen of Lawrence yesterday paddled Captain Boyd under the old gag of guessing how much he weighed. While students usually set the "billies" to be $15, the "coppers" were not so considerate, but used their regular "billies," to good effect—so Mr. Boyd said. The double victory at Manhattan tanks Kansas with Missouri for first place position in the Missouri Valley race with four games won and none lost. While the Jayhawker was giving statistics on powder it might have stated that the K. U. women use more than the combined European armies. Joe Lauer was up from Osage City Saturday taking part in the High School track meet, and visiting his brother on the side. This makes his coach U. U. this year and he says that in about a year more he is coming to stay. Angry Father—What made you flunk in German? Son (meekly)—A case of unpreparedness, dad--Penn. Punch Bowl, LORENZ HUNTS ATHLETES: Takes Gym Classes to McCook In Search of Material There may be some new athletes on the University track team. H. A Lorenz, instructor of physical education at McCook College, is holding trouts on McCook Field for the men in his gym classes, and if any show exceptional ability he intends to recommend them to Coach Hamilton, as possible Varsity material. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. "There are men in the University," said Mr. Lorenz this morning, "who would make good athletes if someone would just find them and make them to work. Some of the fellows in my Gym classes have the physical makeup of athletes, and, if I am not mistaken, a few of them are good athletes." It is my endeavor to find such men as may be of use on the track squad and to hand their names to the coaches. It is then the business of the men in charge of the track athletes to see that these men get to work." The freshmen men at the Purdue University, Lafayette, Ind., have set aside a day for burning their special class head gear, a small green cap, similar in shape to the freshmen headgear at K. U. This is the one big event in which the upper classmen cannot take part. The student enrollment in the University of Oklahoma is 1006, nearly twice the enrollment in the next largest school in the state. Pettitions are being circulated at the University of Montana by the students asking for the introduction of military training. The women in the freshman ane, sophomore gym classes, who have done floor work all week, are getting their first coat of tan on the golf links where for the past week they have worn for the big May Jete Friday evening. THE WAY OUR FRUNK LOOKS WHEN WE GET TO LAWRENCE — (MOTHER PACKS IT) THE WAY IT LOOKS WHEN WE GET HOME - (WE PALK IT OUR SELVES) YES, FATHER, I MADE BAND IN EVERY THING MALOY K. U. ORATOR SECOND Havinghurst Takes Part In Interstate Contest at Omaha Clarendon Havinghurst, who won first place in the state oratorical contest at Topeka, came out second in the interstate contest at the University of Omaha, last Friday, May 5. He represented the State of Kansas in this contest and his subject was, "The Coming Conflict." Francis Case of the University of South Dakota took first place, speaking on "The Modern Paradox." The entering states took place in the following order: South Dakota first, Kansas second, Iowa third, Nebraska fourth. Missouri fifth and Colorado sixth. The man winning first place in this interstate contest will go to the national contest at Lake Mohonk. "I believe," explained Dr. Naismith "the reason that so many persons drown is because they think that they can do it without practice as they could at the end of the summer's training. This they cannot do. As a matter of fact, without practice one can not swim and could have gone with regular practice. "Each day that the weather is fa-vorable the gym classes will go to the lake and anyone who wishes to join them is welcome to do so. There were five judges and their marks for the man winning first place were two firsts and two seconds, for Havinburgh they were two firsts, two seconds. He also received one hundred per cent on thought and delivery. YE SWIMMERS BEWARE "Anyone found swimming in Potter Lake without a gymnasium instructor present is liable to arrest," said Dr. James Naismith this morning. "Each instructor is deputized to see that this rule is enforced." All Who Swim in Potters Lake Unattended by Instructor Liable to Arrest "Another thing to bear in mind is that the lake is not like a river where the water is constantly in motion, but it is still and the water can be warmed there. It is also that there is a warm layer of water, underneath which is a very cold area. When one is swimming near the surface he does not come in contact with this cold area, but should he rightly swim through it and cramps are likely to set in. If the students could only realize this I believe that they would be more careful." "I should advise," continued the Doctor, "anyone who has not had any practice this winter and who wishes to go out with the classes to come to my office and have his heart examined. The heart like any other part of the body becomes run down if it does not get the necessary exercise." George Davis, of Scottsdale, a sophomore in the College in 1914, who has not been in school for the past two years, said he was on his way day. He came to hear Mr. Sunday. Plans are under way for a new hospital at Ya-li College in China. A campus is being planned for which twenty acres of land have been purchased outside the city wall of Changsha, and $56,000 has been raised by Yale men to construct buildings on the plot. Only five institutions whose attendance is over 600 do not admit women. These universities are Parthmouth, Harvard and the University of Georgia. In addition to the usual number of college clubs, the University of Michigan now has a bicycle club. Better get in on the photo album sale at Wolf's Book Store. adv. When down street don't forget to try a dish of Wiedemann's pure ice cream.—Adv. LEARN RULES OF THE GAME Football officials are to be taught new plays introduced into the game in a school conducted by Dr. James Naimsmith, physical director, if the plan of Dr. Bert Kennedy, physical director of Washburn College, is realized. FOOTBALL OFFICIALS WILL "In recent years," says Dr. Kennedy, "many football officials have not kept up with the times and have not followed them to the east. Consequently, when a coach uses any of the "new stuff" in a game, such plays may be ruled out by the officials as inseligible. The officials 14, 28, and 31 often especially given to these practices." A schol such as Dr. Kennedy is urging Dr. Naismith to start would fix a standard for officials and also establish a list of accredited officials. Football games would then be judged by competent and up-to-date men. EDUCATORS INITIATE Phi Delta Kappa Lock-Steps Pledges at Cameron's “Fall into line. Cut the comedy and mind your step,” was the command that the new members of Phil Delta Kappa, educational fraternity, received as they set out in a line of eight, chained and practically gagged, from Myers Hall, Saturday afternoon to nice littleJAunt to Cameron’s Blur. The lock-step was rigid and unrelenting and the guards saw to it that it was kept. Loaded with pots and pans and food enough for twenty-eight, the meek and unsumming bunch of educators marched down Indiana past sympathetic, pretty girls and scandalized dames. Cameron's Bluff was a long, weary way and the lock-step became a limp before a halt was called. A steak roast served to restore the patience that had reached the point of rebelled. The tramp home finished the day. The initiates were: Otis Burra, Frank Smith, George Burry, Carl Scheffler. '16 GIRLS PLAN MIXER The men at 1017 Indiana have been compelled to use the neighbors' telephone for making dates this year, on account of having only a Home phone, so there was much rejoicing Saturday when a telephone of the neighbors were uncovered, abundance soon changed to gloom and to some doubt as to the reliability of the new instrument, for every man who used it the next day put "stung." Send the Daily Kansan home. Will Meet Wednesday to Picnic on Golf Links, Rehearse for May Fete Senior women will hold a mixer on the golf links, Wednesday evening for the purpose of practicing for the May Fete. The women are asked to meet on the steps of Robinson Gymnasium, Wednesday evening at five o'clock and bring fifteen cents. They will then go to the golf links where they will have a picnic supper. The rest of the day is spent in the fete. All senior women will have parts in the fete as attendants of the Alma Mater. "This is the last chance the girls will have to practice, and it is necessary that all come who possibly can," said Clare-Gene Dains, this morning. By all sorts and manners of methods students sought relief from the suddenly-arrived hot weather yesterday. The Kaw River received its share of relief seakers, who report that the old river has lost none of its water and that it is no longer there. Other students discovered that the golf links is a good cool place to take one's books and actually "study." A few who live near North College spread quilts under the trees on the hill and spent a peaceful afternoon buried only by the fluttering maple seeds and by the shifting sunlight. Those editors who made rash promises of summer jumps in order to obtain another onion or doughnut at the store should be surprised if taken at their word. The annual of the University of Nevada will be issued next year without containing any advertising matter from the Reno merchants. The merchants claim that it is charity pure and simple to advertise in the annual publication, which will the student publications if they are made to subsidize it every year. The University of Missouri will have a new short course Wednesday, May 3, when the secretaries of the various commercial clubs and boards of trade of that state meet to learn of the newer methods of advertising. A Kodak Time is Here A real kodak for 75 cents. Come in and see it. Evans Drug Store 819 Mass. Remember the good times with pictures. Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl A New Tennis Shoe They are nifty. You must see them to appreciate them. CARROLL'S With the Flowers That Bloom— You know it all. But when the thermom, stands at something over 100, the girls deck themselves out in white. The fellows also put away winter suits and commence to think of the cheese-cloth variety of wearing apparel. OWEN KNOWS just how to clean and press those light suits. Thirty years' experience is the letter of recommendation and the regular customers are the best advertisers. Call 510 Bell or 464 Home Tomorrow Morning. A Man Said to His Friend: "I never heard of anyone kicking about a bum shave or haircut at HOUKS'." And, to tell the truth about it, we never did, either. Did you? We consider those words by a student of the University of Kansas the highest tribute that could be paid to our efforts to bring our service up to 100 per cent efficiency. But, somehow or other, HOUKS customers are always satisfied. That is the reason why the new, up-to-the-minute place at 1009 Massachusetts Street is called THE SHOP OF THE TOWN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. COUNCIL LEAVES MONEY Has Received $286.04 This Year From a Great Many Sources PAY OFF OLD ACCOUNTS Cancel Student Union Debts and Pay Current Expenses As the old Student Council goes out and the new one comes in this week; and there is more money in the treasury than either knows what to do with, the passing secretary tells how it all happened. "Never has a Student Council at K. U. had so successful a year as the one just ending. We have paid off the old Student Union debt and the heritage from last year's Council, but we have not collected the total receipts: $286,044, were derived from election fees, dances, smoker, book exchange, and shows. The current expenses were for class elections, social committee and Jayhawk." The report in detail, as given out by Howard Adams, follows: Receipts Report of the Secretary-Treasurer May 6, 1916. Received from former treas. $ 27.77 Election fees ... 72.25 Received from dances ... 48.00 Received from football smoker 55.45 Received from book exchange 5.25 Received from gym membership Due from Geo. O, Foster ... 25.00 Total receipts ... $286.04 Dishursements Expenses of last year's count... $ 28.86 Class election expenses... 9.75 Advances to social com- pany ... 10.34 Bureau of land record... 107.31 Jayhawyer picture and page... 15.75 Total Disbursements ... $183.89 Balance ... 102.15 286. 04 Character of the Balance Subject to check in bank...$ 64.98 Savings account in bank...22.17 Due from Geo. E. Foster...25.0^ NUMBER 1482 The net amount received from the Student Council dances during the past year is $25.75. Howard Adams, Howard Adams, Sec'y-Treas. ORAL INTERPS TO RECITE Members of Prof. Hill's Class To Display Forensic Ability The following students are on the program: Jesse Gardner on "Humor in Poetry," and Bertha Eichauer on "The Works of Bret Hart" on Wednesday; John P. Biggs on "Nixon Waterman" and Jeanne Kirkendall on James Wittomb Riley" on Friday; Clarence Wittomb Riley" on Rodded Kipling; and Alice Coors on "Eugene Field," on Monday 15; Ivie Irène Lucas on "Sam Walter Foss" and Otis H. Burns on "Rudyard Kipling," on Monday, May 22. The recitals in the Oral Interpretation II class of Prof. Howard Hill begin tomorrow morning. Each member of the class is required during the term to prepare parts of an entire volume, and the final record of the year. The recitals will commence at 8 a.m. m. There will be two forty minute recitals at each session. DEANS ELECT MRS. BROWN Kansas Advisers of Women Organize; Conference Ends The first session ever held by the Kansas Deans of Women will close its meetings some time today after a most enthusiastic and beneficial session. "The best evidence of the good being gathered from these meetings is what we saw this morning, "is the fact that all of the women seem to leave." A permanent organization has been formed in the two days' meeting, with Mrs. Eustace Brown as chairman and Miss Whitney of the Kansas State Normal as secretary. The Deans have decided to meet annually for the discussion of the problems confronting them in their work. All of the state Deans are welcome to have their men's Deans and several of these sent faculty members to the conference while considering the creation of such an office next year. Women have grown up with the coeducational institutions and the problems there have never been considered in an organized fashion as the present organization intends to deal with chairmen's experiences and ideas in the annual meetings the deans expect to get much better results from their work. Golda Jones and May Hart, of Fremont, and Marjorie Hudson of Baldwin spent the last of the week at the Mu Phi house. "SUNFLOWERS" WILL HAVE A SECOND PUBLICATION UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 9. 1916. Mr. Willard Wattles, of the department of English, has signed a contract with A. C. McClurg & Co., of Chicago to print a second edition of his poems, "Sunflowers, A Book of Kansan Poems." The first edition of 1,050 copies, which was published last year by the World Press, was quickly exhausted and on the recommendation of William Allen White the second edition was taken by the Chicago publishers. The poems contained in Mr. Wattles' works are a compilation of over eighty descriptive poems of Kansas well-known writers of the state. The May number of "Current Opinion" seems to have disappeared. Wattles, poets, entitles ... With Iliad MERMAIDS TO COMPETE Fair Denizens of Pool Will Hold Swimming Meet in Gymnasium Pool K. U. mermaids will have a chance to show their prowess in many interesting stunts to be staged in the first annual swimming meet, which will be held in the Robinson gymnasium pool Thursday evening, May 18, at 8 o'clock. The program will include the following events: strokes—Broad stroke, 50 feet; back strokes, 50 feet; voluntary strokes, 100 feet. Plunge for distance. Diving—from springing board; standing straight dive; running straight dive; running swan dive; side; back; back slip; standing slitting standing; front dive from high stand; back slip from high standard; wan. "Women who wish to enter the meet should sign up at the gym by Thursday of this week at the latest," said Miss Pratt this morning. "I hope that all the women in the University who can swim at all will enter. Amaturen won't have to compete with experi- enciated wives, as there will be a special class for them. We especially anxious to make our first meet a success so that we can work up some intercollegiate competition next year. SECOND RECITAL TONIGHT Philip Stevens, Assisted by Miss Cady and Ralph Stevens Philip Stevens, special fine arts will give an organ recital, tonight at 8:15 in Fraser Hall. He will be as well known for his soprano and by his brother, Ralph Stevens, violoncello of Kansas City, Mr. Stevens is the son of Prof. W. C. Stevens and is organist at the University of Chicago. Cady is a sister of Prof. H. P. Cady. This is the second recital in a series of six which is being given by the graduates in the School of Fine Arts. The third number in the series will be given Monday evening, May 15 by Miss Helen Jenkins, pianist, assisted Miss Eline Davis, pianist, and Miss Helen Dawson pianist, will appear May 17 in the fourth number, assisted by Miss Laura Parrott, contralto. The fifth number, given May 20, will be an organ recital by Miss Mary Jarvis, assisted by Clara Scheurer, contralto. The last of the series, given May 24, also piano recital by Miss Allen Wilson, pianist, and Miller, tenor. The numbers on the program for the commencement recital. May 25, have not yet been chosen. ANNIVERSARY FETE, PLAY Senate to Arrange Celebration of K. U.'s 50th Birthday A special meeting of the University Senate has been called for this afternoon at 4:30 for the purpose of considering plans for the celebration of the 50th anniversary of the founding of the University. As this is the Senior meeting of the year some defined working plans are expected to be made. The semi-centennial anniversary will celebrate the date that North College was erected. The first session of the University opened there on Sepember 1855. University was provided for in the first constitution of Kansas territory at Topeka. Two years later Lawrence was chosen as the location. In 1861 Congress set apart and reserved for the University its university, seventy-two sections of land. The University was organized by the legislature in 1864. Miss Syllib Woodruff who attended the conclave of Omicron U at Atmes, Iowa recently, will give the result of her visit before a meeting of Omicron U to discuss the treatment of home economics. Miss Woodruff is president of the chapter here. Send the Daily Kansan home. TEAMS TO MEET TIGERS Hamilton and McCarty Will Invade Misso uri This W BASEBALL GAMES FIRST Rodkey Can Run Two Races But Treweeke is Out Freweeke is Out Forty Kansas athletes commanded by Generals Hamilton and McCarthy and Captains Reber and Wandel are going to invade Columbia, Missouri and take control of the "bacon." The meat in this case will consist of two baseball games and a track meet and it will take some time before being able to get the dope 'from the Tigers. McCarty will take thirteen baseball players to the Tiger village tomorrow morning for the two game series. The line-up will not be announced until the final practice this afternoon. Smee will probably be the choice of McCarty for the first game against Eller. These two men who have both played this game will have a real battle Thursday. Craig will be on the mound for the second game unless McCarty chooses to use him in the first game. In fact, it is going to be Kansas week in Columbia. The Missourians will attempt to make it Missouri week at the expense of the Kansans. The baseball squads will be the first ones to get into the mix-up on Thursday and Friday while the track squads will get into action Saturday. For the first time in the history of the University Missouri, Columbia's daily newspaper published by journalist students, a young woman, Miss Gladys Baker of Columbia, was elected to the board of directors last night. Missouri has been going at top speed this season winning twelve. Only four of these were conference games, and the ber that McCarty's men have won from Conference schools. These two games will have an important bearing on the Valley title and without a doubt a large crowd to the Rollins Field. Miss Lucie Price of Fredonia, was the guest of Margaret Young, at the Sigma Kappa house Friday and Saturday. The track teams will also have one of the closest matches in the history of the schools. It will have to go some to be closer than the indoor meet this year but it can easily be closer than the one-sided outdoor meet last spring. With Trewecke out of the jump being the strained muscle in his leg, the Kankakei must mightily slimp. The Jayhawker star is sure to be on the sidelines and it is possible that he will not get to go on the trip. Coach Hamilton has hopes that his jumper will be in shape for the Aggie meet next week. The other injured track star, Rodkey, is getting along nicely and with careful nursing and foot he will be able to run at least. The Tigers are distance men are in good shape and promise to sweep up a few points in these events. The baseball team leaves tomorrow morning for the Tiger town while the track squad will not leave until Friday morning, arriving in time to see the second baseball game. The baseball team will remain for the track squadrade and both teams will come back to Lawrence Sunday morning. LAST ADDRESS TO K. U. Woman on the Missourian Now Prof. Becker Will Launch System of Faculty Lectures. The last public appearance as a professor in the University of Kansas Prof. Carl Becker of the department of history will be Thursday, 4:30 p. m. at Fraser Hall. His subtitle is "Being a Professor," which he characterizes as written "By one whose early training was not of the best." Professors Becker and Ogden were put on the program this spring because neither of them will be on the faculty next year. Professor Becker will occupy a higher salaried position at the University of Minnesota and Professor Ogden will be the head of the department of education at Cornell University. Professor Becker's address will launch a system of faculty lectures worked out under the supervision of Dean Olin Templin. Next year there will be one address per month by some member of the faculty in Fraser Hall. "We go to a great deal of trouble getting outside men here to lecture," said Dean Templin this morning, "when we have many capable and in our own institution who should be given a chance to talk to the students." Prof. R. M. Ogden of the department of psychology will give the second faculty address this year Thursday, May 25. MYSTERY IS BREWING BIG STUNT IN GYM SOON Underclass Women Are Or "Inside Looking Out" Out" But Participants Won't Give Out Dope A mystery is brewing in the Robinson Gymnasium. On May 20, at eight o'clock, it will be solved. Freshmen and sophomore women are concerned—in fact it is they who are doing it. They are ostensibly giving a spring formal for upper classmen but in reality no one knows just what is going to do. Each class has a teacher who knows anything about, and will not know anything about until the aforesaid date. Just now the May Fete is taking the time and interest of the gym classes, but next week they will start work on their various stunts, and all the "Kings" horses and all the Kings' men" can't persuade those mysterious underclassmen to part with their precious secrets. The invitations for the party will be out some time the last of this week, A, and freshmen and sophomores are out now to insure against some rival-man. “This is the first time such a party ever took place here,” said Miss Elliott, who has charge of the plans, and told me that it was a success, perhaps even a custom.” People who do not dance need not fear to go, for they will not be bored to death. There will be something doing all the time for them and for any one else who finds it too hot to dance. In between the dances these people will take place, and if for nothing else, they will worth while, for these stalls start up. LITTLE BROTHER ASSERTS HIMSELF. To Perform Carnegie Stunt Having grown to be a sizable kid, and having his own ideas of how things ought to be done, the Daily Kansan's little brother, the Summer Kansan, announces that no will trail with the "free" crowd this summer. "Fact is," he says, "this thing of being a near-free sheet is humilating. The idea of taking 25 cents for six week's subscription is too much for a boy's pride. I'm gon' the whole road to do a little Carnegie stilt of my own." Result, the six hundred vacation, students will find their Summer Session Kansan waiting to meet them on the corner, two mornings in the week, without any money solicitation—it's nice to get up in the mornin' on Mt. Oread in summer, and the S. S. K. is one of the earliest risers. Two journalism courses are given in the summer, a newspaper J, and Interpretation of the News L, and the students in these courses get out the semi-weekly paper. SENIOR WOMEN WILL MIX This will be practically the last opportunity that senior women will have to get together for an informal good time," said Clara-Gene Dains this morning, speaking of the "picnic-mixer" of the senior women to take place on the golf links tomorrow evening. Last "Get-together" of Year; To Rehearse for Fete "It will also be the last chance to practice for the May Fete," Miss Dains added, "and we hope that all will turn out—for both reasons." The women will meet at Robinson Gymnasium at five o'clock tomorrow afternoon and will then have their picnic supper on the links. Fifteen boys, girls and the supper. After the lunch, a short practice for the Fete will be held. Emma Thiessen, '16Col.Ed., will give a demonstration in bread-making before Mr. Clarence Eates' class in milling and baking this afternoon in the department of home economics. She will bake bread-baking bread her especial problem. The Forecast: Fair tonight and warmer east portion. Wednesday unsettled, probably shows west portion Cooler north and west portion. The Weather MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 8 to 12 under the Rev. H. W. Hangatt. Greet the subject: "Unexplored Reminders." George. Daily Subjects; Wednesday: "Remainders of Memory." Thursday: "Remainders of Sin." Friday: "Remainders of Faith." NATIONAL CONVENTION OF MU PH AT K. U. NEXT YEAR The 1917 annual convention of MuPhi Epsilon, honorary musical sorority, will be held at the University of Kansas in June that year. This was the decision made by the convention held this year April 25 to 28, in Cincinnati at the Metropolitan College of Music. Delegates from all parts of campus attended the beginning chapter next year. Gladys Henry, Viola Jones, and Myrtle Crose were the delegates from here to the convention just held. Noted Musician Will Lecture Alexander Henneman will lecture on the Progressive Series in Fraser Hall, May 11, accompanied on the piano by Carl A. Preyer. Professor Preyer will play three groups of piano compositions. Mr. Henneman comes recommended as an accomplished musician and interesting lecturer, having past experience at St. Louis Society of Pedagogy, Mr. Henneman was chosen Lecturer on Music. This recital will be free to the public. PHARMICS CELEBRATE Daddy Sayre's Day Is Being Observed With Games and Banquet In observance of the thirtieth anniversary of the founding of the School of Pharmacy at the University of Kansas, the first annual Pharmic Day is being held today. After this year the day will be officially known as the Pharmacy Day honors of the dean who has directed the school since its beginning in 1885. A baseball game this afternoon between the jumors and seniors and a banquet at the Eldridge House tonight will be the most important of the entertainment features of the day. The event will be held in the park's banquet. B. A. Parsons, of the Parke-Davis Company, Kansas City, will be the principal sneaker. In the thirty years of its existence, the School of Pharmacy has grown until it has a faculty of five with three assistants. Sixty students are enrolled in this school and areized and held to a high mark professionally. Dean Sayre has established the reputation of the school throughout the country and has contributed extensively to the scientific literature over the twenty years he has been at the University. The school originally occupied the rooms now used by the Daily Kansan but it is now housed in the Chemistry Building. COB PIPES TO BE SUPPLIED But Each Man Must Bring His Own Fuel New Kansas songs will be sung at the next corn cob smoker to be given by the sophomore class probably Thursday, May 18. The committee in charge has not definitely set the date. A director for the songs will be chosen from the faculty of the School of Fine Arts. Twenty-five faculty men and twenty-five seniors, according to Billy Koester, chairman of the committee will be invited to the smoker. Men from the other classes will also be there. Corn cob pipes will be furnished to all who attend but each man must bring his own tobacco. The smoker was planned for this week but was postponed on account of the May Fete. A feature smoker to be given sometime before quiz week is promised if this corn cob smoker turns out good. It will be different from other smokers that have been given—a new idea in smokers. Dye Yards of Cloth for Fete Within the last ten days the girls who are to take part in the May Fete have dyeed over 3,000 yards of maida recently, will give the result of the dye experiment dipped several times, but all of it is now ready for use. The girls who took part in the dying reported that they never had had more fun in their lives, and of the fact that they had a hard time dying to get the dye off their fingers. Wetmore Visits K U Alexander Wetmore, '12, of the Biological Survey of Washington, D. C., is in Lawrence, today. He is on his way to Corvine, Utah, near the Great Salt Lake, where he established an experiment station so that Mr. Wetmore can study the wild duck diseases prevalent near the salt marshes. Mr. Wetmore was an assist-taker at Museum before he took up the work of the biological survey at Washington. The girls' section of the gymnasium looks like a street carnival or an old-fashioned quilting bee since the May Fete costuming has commenced. Sigma Kappa announces the pleid- ing for Slover's Severs '18, College, of Wichita. '17 WINS INTERCLASS Juniors Capture Intramural Meet With Easy Margin; Seniors, Second CAMPBELL IS THE STAR "Hump" Annexes Total of 12 Points The juniors easily won the annual spring inter-class meet held yesterday on McCook Field with a total of 54 5-6 points to their credit. The other classes were bunched together, the seniors finishing second with 35 points, and the freshmen third, with 32 1-3 points and the freshman last, with 30 5-6 points. This is the fourth time that the present junior class have won in an indoor tournament. Campbell, a senior, was the largest individual point winner, collecting 12 points in the meet; Reber, another senior was second with 10 points. The time in the mile was faster than the time for the same event in the Nebraska meet last week, being 5.47 seconds. The University record in the lot-10 championship of being smashed by Larry Winn, a sophomore, who finished in 26 flat, according to two watches, just 4-5 of a second slower than the time made by him in 2011. Although all of the distance events were fast, no records were broken. The sophomores were weakened by the loss of Treweeke, who was out on account of a sprained ligament and the freshmen would have shown up earlier if Murphy and Dillon could have seen him. But he knee badly in the Engineers meet. O'Leary, the star of the Nebraska meet, showed up well in the dashes. The results of the inter-class meet follow: Mile run—Grady, br. first; Herri- tical third; third; fourth; Wear, fr. 2r. Wilson, tlpth. 4th; 100-yard dash--Davidson, jr., first O'Leary, soph., second; Crowley, jr., third; Rustenbach, fr., fourth. Time, 16.1 220-yard low hurdles—Winn,smph, first; Heath, jr., second; Case, fr., third; Elliott, sr., fourth. Time, 26 flat. 120-yard high hurdles—Illiot, star; first; Seward, fr., second; Winn, soph, third; Stewe, soph., fourth. Time, 23.1 440-yard dash—Campbell, sr, first; Crowley, jr, second; Morgan, fr, third; Brown, fr, fourth. 55.1. 880-yard dash—Rodkey, jr, first; Sproul, jr, second; Fisk, sr, third; Howland, lr, fourth. 7:25. 2 mile run-Stateler, jr., first; Groene, jr., second; Rinker, soph, third; Couchman, fr., fourth Time, 10:20. Pole vault-*Pattinson*, soph, first, Redd, fr., and Uhlaub, soph, tied for second. Grutzmacher, jr., Sorh, soph, Redd, fr., tied for third. Height, 10.6 High jump=Bradenstein fr, first; Rice, soph, and Miller, jr, tie for second; Johnston, jr, and Street, jr, tied for third. Height. 5.11. Broad jump—Grutzmacher, jr., first; Johnston, jr., second; Brooker, soph, third; Reed, fr., fourth. Distance, 21.3. Discus--Reber, sr., first; Woodard, fr., second; Ziegler, soph, hird; Casey, fr., fourth. Distance, 10.6. Shot put—Rober, sr. first; Small, pr. second;rmsson. 39, 42. Relay-seniors, first; juniors, second; freshmen, third. No time taken. TO CREDIT TRAVEL STUDY Advanced Students May Receive Credit for Study Done Abroad To consider the plan of giving college credit for travel study abroad the University Senate, Miss Eugenia Gallo, chairman, and Professors, W. J. Baugartner, H. B. Cady, J. N. Van Dier Vries and Boyton, will meet all this full time. The proposal is to give travel courses extending over a period of several months by which advanced or graduate students may perfect their work in a practical way through study at various foreign points. Study of this kind would apply particularly to the departments of foreign languages, history, biology, and geology, where the most value in these lines of study. A similar plan has been successfully carried out at the University of Minnesota. Don Davis, a former track star at K. U., was one of the officials in the Kansas-Nebraska meet Friday. He is the business manager at Kansas City, Mo. Dr. C. F. Nelson, of the School of Pharmacy, addressed the Pestle Club last week at the Sigma Chi house on Biological Chemistry. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Chas. S. Sturtevant...Editor-in-Chief Edwin W. Hullinger...News Editor William Cady... Business Manager C. Sturart. Stayup... Adv... 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TUESDAY, MAY 9, 1016 Nothing is clearer to me than that the present state of your life is as good for philosophy and improvement any other whatever... Marcuus Aurclus. DEAN SAYRE DAY The establishing of an annual "Dean Sayre Day" by the students in the School of Pharmacy is a welcome addition to the list of special days which are observed at the University. Probably no man has done more for the special field in which he is interested than has Dean L. E. Sayre for the profession of pharmacy in the state of Kansas. The Dean has been connected with the School of Pharmacy since 1885 and in the years which have passed he has seen graduates of his school fil'l the drug stores of the state. He is a contributor to many of the trade journals of the drug trade, a thorough student and a recognized authority in the Missouri Valley on all matters pharmaceutical. CAN WAR BE STOPPED? It remained for a British war officer to give us a new point for consideration in the matter of militarism. in the matter of militarism. “If you want to kill forever the itching for war, you must try to make peace a little less respectable, a little more spirited. For all your fine metaphor, a self-acting machine is not such fun to handle as a rifle, nor a guardian's meeting so intoxicating as a bayonet charge. In so many thousands, active service with all its discomforts and horrors, comes in the guise of a welcome relief from the uncongenial slavery of the counting-house and the factory. You must inquire whether desire for adventure, as compared with the desire for domination, does not play a much larger part than you had realized, in that very complex attitude of mind which you describe rather perfunctorily as militarism, and whether you can not devise for us all some kind of a return to nature sufficiently alluring to satiate the nerves in our brains.” Has he hit upon a truth, or is this merely some more "fine metaphor"? We are constrained to say that the attitude of the peoples of Europe do not seem to bear his statement; that is, if we have gained from the newspapers, any sort of a true conception of their aversion for their present employment. A REAL MONEY-RAISER As a money-raiser, it is said, Booker T. Washington stood without a peer. He it was who begged and borrowed the beginnings of Tuskegee Institute, and his persuasive talents made possible the great buildings and spacious grounds of what the Atlanta Constitution has called "the largest and most complete educational plant in the South." The present endowment, which nearly touches the $2,000,000 mark, was raised principally by him, as well as the balance of the $150,000 yearly running expenses that the income from the endowment does not cover. Now that Dr. Washington is gone, the friends of the Institute are faced with the problem that his personality and earnestness always solved before, and they are not overconfident of equaling his endeavors in fund-raising. Over $3,000,000 must be added to the endowment, and menu-will the running expenses must be paid, and inevitable outlays made for new equipment. Undoubtedly the money will be raised, but not as readily as in Washington's time—Literary Digest. HEAVEN-GUIDED WAR Field Marshal von Mackensen, in his recent visit to Constantinople, is reported to have told the Sultan of Turkey that his success was due to divine guidance and the valor of his troops. If the statement is true, and, after reading European war reports for two years it seems probable that it is, it would seem well for the German general to reverse the order of his statement. No doubt the conqueror of Russia does believe that God is guiding him, for purposes of public consumption, at least, but he gives the Turks credit for little intelligence when he asks them to believe that the Lord had more to do with the success of the Russian campaign than the soldiers who did the work. A LESSON FROM SHAKESPEARE Shakespeare, according to his biography by Sir Sidney Lee, always lived near a playhouse and kept himself saturated with the atmosphere of the drama. He realized that to make good in his profession as a playwright he had to be on the job at least twelve hours a day. In this fact there is a lesson for every student. The man who would be successful lives the work which he has selected. Time well spent in spare hours will make as many successes as perfect recitations in the class room. Essays in Tabloid Tablets DATE-BREAKERS A date is. A verbal contract. In which a woman. Consents to devote Part of. Her spare. Time. To the cause of. Downtrodden maseculin. And it is. Supposed to be. Sacred. In by-gone. Days. They were. But times. And women. Have changed. It is. Now. Common for a coed. To call up. At 6. O'clock. And tell you. That you can. Not come out. At 7:30. And that she. Can. Not go to. The dance. Or what. Ever it is. And then. You are taken. Into the Wows. Club. Which is composed of other. Fish. Like yourself. It is not best to. Go down town. If you have been wowed. For you will probably. See the dame. Who has stung you. In somebody's car. Or hanging. On some other. Gink's arm. And she will. Look the other. Way. With her. Chin turned to. High heaven. The only thing. To do is. To grin and plot. Out a way. To. Get even. To a man. A woman who will break a date. Will steal candy from Babies. Order more than she thinks. You have money. To pay for. Lift your scarf. Pin. Talk about you. Behind your. Back. Copy your note. Book. Read your letters. Knock your friends. Borrow your. Money. And hurt you in any. Way she can. She is even. Worse than. A. She. Cat. (Written by request.) THE STARS' GOOD MICH THE STARS' GOOD NIGHT The moon shone bright on Cameron's The stars in full array Came twinkling out one April night And shot each gilt't ring, ray Upright that the star Then blushing said, "good night." Then blushing said "good night." The baptismal ceremonies of one of the north side colored churches attracted a large crowd of watchers to the Kaw river bridge yesterday at noon. The ceremonies took place in the river about a quarter of a mile above the bridge, and while not as unpleasant as many think, it was south it had its due share of importance in the minds of the participants. Two exciting events Friday were the first annual appearance of the organ-grinder and the monkey and the pa- ter. The event was given by the Lawrence high school. That the sanitary engineers of the University of Kanaas, working in connection with the state board of health, are giving their services, full time, to students in the district and water supplies, and sewage disposal plants in various towns and cities? DO YOU KNOW RAYER "Oh, Lord, I've never been where church grows, POET'S CORNER I love creation better as it stood That day you finished it so long ago And looked upon Your work and called it good. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. Of course their statements are ox-aggered too. We all believe in the Kansas liquor laws because it is absolutely prohibitive of an evil all recognize. But when it comes to regulating by law the method by which a man must take his tobacco, well, it's peculiar isn't it? The reformers tell the truth that he must prepare juice or a cigar but not a cigarette. Why shouldn't he prescribe the way in which our cooks must prepare the meat? —Smoker. I know that others find you in the light That's sifted down through tinted window-panes. And yet I seem to feel You near to night In this dim, quiet starlight on the plains. Let me be easy on the man that's down; Let me be square and generous with all. I'm careless sometimes, Lord, when I'm in town, But never let 'em say I'm mean or small. Make me as big and open as the plains, As honest as the hawse between my knees, Free as the wind that blows behind the rains, Free as the hawk that circles down the breeze." Charles Badger Clark, Jr. The University is again experiencing one of those sporadic outbursts of righteousness, which comes to it about once a year, and this time the cigar-butt against which the knights of morality are hurling their spears. Editor Daily Kansen: We will grant that the cigarette habit is an evil, a sort of mild, negative evil which has been greatly exaggerated by the reformers, but just because it isn't the best thing for the college man, need the reformers try to force him to stop? Haven't the Fourth of July orators from time immemorial come up with the States is a free country, and that personal rights should not be curtailed? Opinions of the Movies The Moment Before Unique, interesting and unusually worth while was "The Moment Before" in which Pauline Frederick was featured at the Bowersock Theater last night. In place of the usual succession of chronological events, the time of action jumped from the last part of a woman's life back to the first and then back again to her old age. A few scenes precede the death of the Duchess and in the moment before her death, which has been forstoid by a Gypsy fortune teller, the whole of her past life flashes before her mind. From the scenes of her former life the time then shifts back to the scene of her death. "A Moment Before" was written by Israel Zangwell, the well-known author of "The Melting Pot." Retribution is the theme of the piece. In organization the play is good, its ability to hold the attention of the audience is commendable, and the portrayal of the play by Miss Frederick and her supporting cast is excellent. In all it was one of the best films of its kind that has been shown recently in Lawrence. The Moment Before Militant. CAMPUS OPINION Editor University Kansan: Communication must be signed as evidence of good faith and written or published without the writer's consent. Before your paper gives up its attempt to sound out the opinion of women students on the cigarette smoking evil I would like to tell of an experience which I had recently. I was on the way to a class and was accosted by a man friend who said: "If you do not mind my smoking a cigarette I will walk to class with you." I told him that if he wanted to want smoke he could walk behind me. He threw his cigarette away and when I saw him in the afternoon of the same day he said that he had not smoked since morning. Don't you think this is the proper way to handle such a situation? I am in favor of seeing the women of the University assert themselves. By taking a stand you can decrease the earnings of Lawyers tobacco merchants at least one half. Character in Coat Lapels THE lapels must be shaped right and made to stay right, or the whole appearance of the suit and the man inside of it may be commonplace. Hart Schaffner & Marx design lapels right—they look right and stay right. This season the lapels and collars are narrower. In the Varsity Fifty Five variations you'll see what coat lapels should be like. Straw Hat Day—TOMORROW. It's one of the most important things about a man's suit Panama Hat Like Cut, $5.00 WANT ADS Book Store LOST—Last week in Lawrence—a Knights Templer watch charm. Finder kindly return to Kansan office. 147-3. CLASSIFIED FOR TRADE—The hat which isn't mine for the one which is. Is exchange was made at Oread Café Monday, at business department, Kaansean, 147-2 ED. W. PARSONS, Engraver Watch- Jewelry, Bell phone 714, 717. Mass. Jewelry, Bell phone 714, 717. Mass. Regal Shoes The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes Emery Shirts China Palatia MISS ESTELLE NOURRIF. CHIP, MISS ESTELLE NOURRIF. 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HUTCHISON, Dentist. 201 Perkins Bldg. Lawrence, Kansas. C. E. ORBELUP, M. D. • D.uck Ridg, Eyu R. S. CHO, M. D. • D.uck Ridg, Eyu B. Diuman guaranteed, Successor to Diuman Capital $100,000 burplus and Profits $10,000 The Student Depository Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Arrow Shirts—guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl Bowersock Theatre The Moment Before TODAY PAULINE FREDERICK IN an excellent picture. Tomorrow HENRY WATSON IN "The Mishaps of Musty Suffer," Smashing Clam, Shattering, Explosive Laughter. George Kleine Feature Comedy. AND The Strange Case of Mary Page Admission 10c. G Business College Lawrence, Kansas. LAWRENCE wants ambitious young people to enroll and prepare for exceptional positions, as bookkeepers, stenographers, private secretaries, civil service. Positions secured as soon as competent. Enroll any Monday. Write, phone or call for catalogue. 645 Mass. St. Two Floors. E. S. WEATHERBY, Superintendent. Conklin Fountain Pens Nostalgic and Self-Filling Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at Send the Daily Kansan Home F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. MRS. EDNAH MORRISON at 1146 Tenn. St., Does Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling for University Women. Bell Phone 1154J. THESIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH A. G. PALICH Typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St. PROTSCH The College Tailor UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THEATRE VARSITY TONIGHT ONLY VIOLA DANA IN "The Innocence of Ruth" A Drama of Youth and Love. ALSO Mutt and Jeff A Comedy Cartoon by Bud Fisher. Tomorrow is Straw Hat Day Our assortment is large and you will find just the hat that suits you here. We will take pleasure in showing you our complete stock. ROBERT E. HOUSE In the Seven Hundred Block The season has come. With this year's sports have come a wealth of new coats and skirts. SPORTS "Fussy" That is what you will call these New York favorites. Silk Skirts in all the popular shades. And coats that are simply dears. A We Can't Describe Them We give up. You'll have to come down and see our window display. It was put there for you. It is worth your while. Tomorrow at FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES What makes Strong & Garfield shoes for men so good? It's the durability that is put into them. It's the good material combined with mechanical skill, and twenty-five years experience of making only good shoes and the uniform good style makes these shoes and Oxfords the choice of the man particular about his footwear. Comes in brown or black leatherts. $6 and $6.50 pair Otto Fischer 813 Mass. St. At the University of Minnesota, candidates for the editorship of the college paper must make a campaign promise to oppose policies they stand for in the election. Howard Fleeson, '18 College, entertained his brother, Richard, who represented Sterling high school in the tennis tournament Saturday at the Pi Upsalon house Friday and Saturday. Will Teach in Home School Miss R炎 Harger, A. B., daughter of Miss R炎 Harger, editor of the Ablene Reflector, and author of the high school of Ablene and the University of Kansas has been employed as an instructor in English at the high school at $85 a month. She has taught the past two years in Winfield. Send the Daily Kansan home. LAST JAYHAWKER SALE ORGANIZE FOR ART Annuals Not Called for Will Go On General Sale Tomorrow The final sale of 1916 Jayhawkers will take place tomorrow, according to Ross E. Buenbark. The de luxe editions will be on hand for delivery and may be made partial payments on copies of the Jayhawk must call for them before tomorrow noon, for one-thirty all such books will go on general sale, and the amount paid down will be for last chance. The afternoon will be the last chance to copy of this year's edition of the University annual for those who failed to order a copy. Those who have paid the full amount on their books must call for their copies tomorrow or else get the convenience of the editors later. The editors of the annual are very much pleased with the sale of the Jayhawkers, and say that they have had calls for about three hundred more books than they are able to supply. THEN AND NOW and Bullets Were About the San and Bullets Were Equal In his response to 'Chancellor Strong's address of welcome to the editors Friday afternoon, W. C. Markham, editor of the Baldwin Ledger, brought out in striking contrast the difference in the reception given newspaper men sixty years ago and that given them today. "The pleasing words of greeting received today are in vivid contrast to the reception accorded the newspapers in Lawrence just sixty years ago today. On May 5, 1856, the grand jury of this country decided that the two newspapers of Lawrence were public nuisances and demanded that they be destroyed. Within two weeks eight officers killed from Missouri with cannon appeared before the town and carried out the decision of the grand jury. The printing presses were destroyed and the type was thrown into the Kaw. "But the people did not know that the newspaper always has the last say. Within thirty days from the time that the type was thrown into the fire, they would bullets and cannon balls and Fort Titus and Fort Saunders and other outposts erected for the purpose that Lawrence should not protect herself, were demolished and the newspapers returned from their watery graves. "They had come back. And the newspapers of Lawrence have been coming back ever since. Time will not permit me to enumerate the names of men who have been taken away in 'back' Katherine through the printing offices of Lawrence but it seems especially fitting that our welcome today should be doubly assured by the appointment yesterday of our former president of Lawrence, the office of police judge of Lawrence. I refer to that fluent Charley Finch. "With these manifest assurances of our welcome and protection while in the city, I feel sure that the Association will deliver to deliberations with increasing joy." The English Club will hold its last meeting in Fraser Hall, Room 213, at 4:30 Wednesday, May 10. A varied program will be given. All interested in the work of the department are cordially invited to attend. ANNOUNCEMENTS Black Helmets meet at Phi Kappa house Thursday evening at 7:00. The University Orchestra will give its last concert for this year Thursday evening, May 18, in Fraser Hall at 8:00 p. m. The Kansas City Branch of the Associated Collegiate Alumnae has established two seventy-five dollar scholarships for junior and senior women of Kansas City, Kun. or Mo. A committee also exists on a committee on scholarships for women, Miss Gallo, Miss Oliver and Miss Charles. 148-15. All students who have ordered Jay-hawkers must secure same before moon, Tuesday. May 9 or initil pay day is possible. Duties may also be had on Tuesday. Orchestra rehearsal will be held Tuesday evening at 7:30 in Fraser Hall. K. U. Dames will meet Wednesday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Stiles at 1215 Kentucky Street. Black Helmets meet at Phi Kappa house tonight at 7:00. Sigma Delta Chi, tonight, Beta house, 8 o'clock. Important. Can You Beat It? A $2.00 fountain pen for $1.00. Made by W. A. Shaefer, "the craug leaver" self-filling pen. Book Store, 919 Mass. Street...Adv. The latest and best perfume--Queen Elizabeth—at Dick Pres.-Adv. Prof Griffith Heads Federation for Education and Promotion of Painting Public Appreciation of Art and Encouragement of Native Art Production. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... This will be the slogan of the Kansas Federation of Art formed in Topeka Saturday evening by the men and women of the state who are interested in art. The new federation, whose objective is to promote art in its branches, has branched out to the getting of lectures, art entertainers, and exhibitions, is incorporated with capital of $1,000, divided into one hundred shares of $10 each. So enthusiastic were the fifty people in attendance at the meeting that half of shares were gone at the end of the session; the fifty present each took one share. ORGANIZATION IS TEMPORARY The organization is the result of a number of tentative meetings held by the art men and women of the state throughout the last year. The present secretary and will last only until a charter be obtained and all of the shares sold. The officers elected were: president, Prof. W. A. Griffith, Lawrence; vicepresident, J. E. Jenkins, Wichita; secretary, George M. Stone, Topeka; and treasurer, Scott Hopkins, Topeka. Other men of importance in the art industry were Arthur Dee, artist and editor of the Kauai Farmer, and Carl Smiley, of McPherson who has probably the best art store in the west. TO ENCOURAGE TEACHING OF ART TO ENCOURAGE TEACHING OF ART Professor Griffith said this morning are planning exhibitions of original work each year, although at present we are unable to say just what form these will take. We expect to give them in connection with the state fairs but we shall have to consult the fair organizers to see how we plan one big exhibition each year but this is only tentative as yet. Then, too, there is the matter of art teaching in the public schools that leads to appreciation of art in the individual and that is an important factor in the encouragement of art everywhere, but they are not yet definitely formulated and we cannot tell just what will be done with them yet." SSUE THEIR STANDING Betas Run First, Kappa Sigs Last in Pan-Hellenic League The following is the standing of the teams in the Pan-hellenic League after three weeks playing. Won Lost Sigma Chi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 0 Sigma Alpha Epsilon . . . . . . . . . . 1 0 Phi Delta Theta . . . . . . . . . . . 0 2 Kappa Sigma . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0 2 Won Lo. Beta Theta Pi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 Phi Kappa Alpha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0 Phi Gamma Delta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0 Delta Tau Delta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0 Phi Kappa Psi ...1 Alpha Tau Omega ...0 Sigma Nu ...0 Aegisia ...0 Many of the games that we, scheduled were postponed and will be played this week. In the first division it is a tosse up as to who will win. In the second the Betas look like winners with two games to their credit and one more to play. In the third, the teams have been playing but as yet only one game has been played and the outcome is doubtful. The season closes the last week of this month and the winners of each division play for the cup. The Sophomore Civil and Mining Engineers are making plans for their summer camp which will begin shortly after school closes. The trip will take three weeks during which time the students will do field work in Engineering. Use Queen Elizabeth—the new per- fume—and get by the profits on that money. Flims developed at Squires are free from amateur imperfections. We want you to see them. Views of K. U.—Post cards, view books, K. U. buildings from general views of the Hill. See them at Wolf's Book Store, 919 Mass. Street., Adv. Kodak books look better if the films are developed at Squires...Adv. A man wearing a nice, new, bright traw hat and a shabby suit looks bout as good as a 1904 model motor truck with a set of tires. See ichzul="Adv." PRIVATE DINING ROOM At 900 Tennessee RAYMOND'S BROWN, DRIFF 2001 For parties, banquets, committee feeds, etc., call 92 on the Bell for reservations. Let us prepare your next picnic lunch. Treat Members of Math Club Treat Members of Math Club The Mathematics Club held its regiment meeting yesterday in the AD Building, a 410'h building. A graduate student gave the paper of the afternoon, "Finite Projective Geometries." After the paper the two members who were recently elected, one to the Phi Beta Kappa and another to XI contributed a five pound box of the club. The club will hold one more meeting on Monday, May 22, and will also give a picnic next Monday afternoon. The year has been a most successful this morning, and we feel greatly encouraged to start the meetings for next year. John P. McCammon, a senior Law and Juno McCammon, both of Springfield, Mo., have pledged the Signa Chi. Have you ever owned a suit that satisfied in every particular? Those are the kind we turn out. Schulz's... Adv. Karl Noll, 16 College, says that even the life of a cross country track man may be interesting at times. Karl was left behind in the country the other day when trying to follow a bunch of runners and was taking his own time in getting back to town. While trotting back home some councils began to follow him and inquire in the code of conduct it came that he was allowed to run about the country in such abbreviated clothes. The woolens are new, the dyes are fast. You get only the best when your suit comes from Schulz's.-Adv. L.S. Broughly If I fail to convince you that you ought to buy as much life insurance in the Northwestern as you can well support your family losing as much as yours? JOHNSON & CARL Announce the first showing of Straw Hats and Summer Suits for men and young men JOHNSON & CARL The very air is now becoming charged with the spirit of giving, for Commencement will soon be here. Gifts that Endure The choice and preferred gift is the one which endures, because it suggests the continuity of love and friendship. Such a gift is a watch or piece of jewelry. You will find at our store everything that would distinguish a first-class jewelry store—gifts of rare value for the lavish spender, and an almost unlimited choice of less expensive, but charming gifts to suit the limited income. We are sure our selections will please you. Gustafson Gustafson Ye Shop of Quality. GRUEN. Veri Thin Watch GRUEN Veri Thin Watch UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN CUBS MEET AT M. U Journalism Fraternity Votes to Retain Secrecy; Honorary Members Initiated Vernor More returned yesterday from Columbia, Missouri, where he was a delegate to the national convention of Sigma Delta Chi, honorary journalistic fraternity. Of the twenty-four chapters in the fraternity, four have included delegates from Maine, Louisiana, Washington and California. "Owing to the big delegation and men from every corner of the United States the grand officers unanimously voted it the best convention in the history of the fraternity," said Moore this morning. "Wisely enough the convention was held during the week at meetin' on Monday and the delegates had an opportunity to hear well known newspaper men from over the country talk shop. "There was probably little business of general interest. The question of secrecy, which is confronting a number of fraternity conventions at press conferences brought up and the convention voted by a big majority for its retention." The Missouri chapter took in a number of honorary members last week, one of which was Arthur J. Killick (city Lewis) of the Kansas City Star. The next national convention will be be at the University of Illinois in Decemeber. The following national officers were elected: president, Robert Lowry, Austin, Texas; honorary president, Chase S. Osborne, Sault de Sente Chase S. Osborne, Sault de Sente Frank E. Mason, Detroit, Mich.; secretary, F. M. Church, Detroit, Mich.; treasurer, D. W. Smith, Columbia, Missouri; Editor of the Quill, Lee A. White, Seattle, Wasn. Sol. H. Lewis, formerly of the department of Journals at the University of Kansas was at one time president ofigma Delta Chi. GOWNS FOR FACULTY Seniors Want Professors to Wear Them at Commencement Exercises A movement to have the faculty members of the University of Kansas wear caps and gowns at commencement exercises is being pushed by the members of the senior commencement committee. The members of the senior class are back of the movement. The members of the senior commencement committee submits the following announcement and plea, and asks that it receive the backing and co-operation of students and faculty. "The student Commencement Committee has been asked by student organizations and by members of the senior class to request the members of the faculty to wear caps and gowns during commencement week. Believing that this would improve the appearance of the commencement exercises and arouse more school loyalty and create a bond of unity between the faculty and the seniors; We, the committee, commend our efforts to pray the faculty of the University of Kansas to consider the matter seriously, and we do hope that their decision may be favorable to our wishes. (Signed) Nellie Kennedy, William Beal, Blanche Mullen. An unusual May basket was received Monday night by Patti Hart, 19 College, when an unknown person left the back and top of a human skull filled with sweet Williams, iliacs and a Hershey. No, Miss Hart does not fear any ominous results. "It's only some of my friends doing a number of it," she says. Miss Hart has had a course in anatomy and was therefore not shocked at the gruseness of her basket as some women students might have been. Floyd Ragle, the Salina Wesleyan University coach, visited friends on the Hill last week. Mu Phi Epsilon will next year occupy the house at 1116 Louisiana Street which is now the home of Alpha Delta Pi. The Alpha Delta Psi who occupies the house now occupied by Prof. Harry C. Thurman, at 1234 Mississippi Street. Miss Harriet Greissenberg, assistant professor of piano, entertained the active members of the Mu Pai Epsilon sofa ballroom at breakfast her home, Sunday morning. Bessie Huff, '16 College, will teach German and history at the Greenleaf high school next year. Nelle Foster, '17 College, made a flying trip to her home in Olathe Sunday. A certain high school principal who came to the University to select a teacher from the senior class said that he would rather be given the candidate than all the recommendations the University could give him. WILL SEE NATIONAL PARK Students Will Take Imaginary Trip With Norton Hunt A lecture on Yellowstone National Park, illustrated by motion pictures and colored slides, will be given in Fraser Hall, Monday at 4:30 by the author. The讲座 under the auspices of the lecture committee and is open to the public. Mr. Hunt is said to be a man of considerable speaking ability. He was called upon to complete Ex-president Roosevelt's speaking tour when he was shot a few years ago and has done other extensive lecture work. The pictures shown were taken last winter and will contain several typical winter scenes. Mr. Hunt will show about 75 slides in addition to the motion pictures and will lecture for an hour and a quarter. The audience will take a lake ride on a gasoline motor boat, the Jean D. over a trip of more than two hours duration. The boat is said to run so smoothly that there will not be a single case of sea sickness on it. The trip affords a fine view of the lake and the high mountains surrounding it. The boat will stop at Dot Island where the tourists will leave the boat and see the pelicans eat. A taste of the food is also on offer. The motor and row boats and Mr. Hunt will take his audience to the places where the salmon trout abound. All the most interesting spots at the park will be shown in the slides including high mountains, a large number of lakes, and beautiful water-falls, canyons of surpassing interest, hot and mud strings, paint pots, glass or obsession cliff, sulphur hills, and many geysers. Bob Stillwell and Harold Kiechner, '19 College, spent a few hours last tuesday afternoon fishing in the Kaw river with the result that there are now twenty-two less fish in the river. BRIDGESTONE LODGE Old Faithful Inn—Yellowstone National Park The wren houses built by Prof. W. J. Bairnmgart of the department of zoology, in the back yard of his home at 1209 Ohio have one family of occupants. Mr. and Mrs. Wren have moved into a most elaborate structure with eight apartments. They are doing very well, thank you. © BY GIFFORD KPHT Great or Lower Fall of the Yellowstone The howl about the showers in Robinson Gymnasium has ceased. No! There have been no repairs to gym apparatus; the weather permits the athlete's weight to be lifted while adding more rust to accumulate in the unused water pipe of the gym. Kathleen Karnie, '18 College, spent Saturday and Sunday in Kansas City, visiting her parents. YE SMOKELESS SMOKER! Will Be No Tobacco at Anti-Cig arette League's Mixer Thursday Night Members of the Anti-Cigarette League will hold a "smokeless smoker"? May 11 in Robinson Gymnasium. The Gymnasium was chosen as the place of meeting because of its large seating capacity; if necessary, the members of the Anti-Cigarette League will place extra chairs on the platform to accommodate the crowd. crowd. It is expected that an exciting time will be had. Just to show that they have red blood in their veins and don't pussyfoot, the anti-tobacco enthusiasts are going to see a prizefight between Harry Harlan, well-known boxer and Y. M. C. A. worker. In front of them It is doubt that a little blood can be spattered the absence of cigars after the dainty lunchoon has been served will be overlooked by the smokers who may be present. But the main purpose of the smoker, beg pardon, mixer, is to interest more persons in the campaign against tobacco which is being carried on. Talks will be made to this end by Chancellor Frank Strong, who doesn't mind it if you don't admit to him and of course he doesn't smoke either. They will probably tell those present how the awful tobacco habit can be kicked out of Lawrence. And for the privilege of passing through this, gentlemen, twenty-five cents, please. And kirby leaves, all thank you. Viola Jones, fa '17 and Gladys Henry, ed '16, returned Sunday from Cincinnati, Ohio, where they represented the local chapter in a National Mu Phil Epsilon convention. Miss Roberts was also Miss Jones as musical delegate. Miss Myrtle Crose accompanied the deligates as a visitor at the convention. Kodak Time is Here Remember the good times with pictures. A real kodak for 75 cents. Come in and see it. Evans Drug Store 819 Mass. Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl Straw Hat Day getting busy—and besides that, the old felt hat and cap are beginning to look "dingy". So hurry to our store tomorrow and see how a new straw hat will make you look and feel "Dressed Up" all over again. It's Tomorrow! "Old Sol's" Ours is truly a wonderful stock, including a tremendous assortment of sailors, panamas, bankoks, milans, Japans and Italians. Whatever kind of braid you like, whatever style suits you best, whatever prices you want to pay, there's but one best style for you and it can be easily selected here. JACKSON Over a hundred styles to select from and when you see them we know you'll be pleased. We are especially featuring the new wide brim and low crown sailors for young men. "Pinch Top" panamas, indestructable milans and many other new features you'll be glad to learn about Every price from $1 to $7.50 Look in our windows for we have there one of the most comprehensive displays of new straw hat styles we have ever been able to show. Step in our store and try on the best style for you. It's easy to select from a stock as extensive as ours. Get Your Straw Tomorrow COOL CLOTH SUITS $10 Ober's HEAD-TO-FOOT OUT-FITTERS "ZEFFERETTE" SUITS $12.50 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. RELAY TO DECIDE MEET UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 10, 1916. Result of Coming Oral Conten at Columbia Proves Hard Nut for Dopesters TREWEEKE CANNOT JUMP K. U. Jumper Is On Injured List —Distances Uncertain Figuring a Missouri-Kansas track meet without having the result hinge on the relay, is like predicting when the war will be over. So it is that when the K, U. track experts including the coaches, started figuring Friday night at the close of the Nebraska meet over the Kansas prospects in the coming Tiger meet Saturday at Columbia, the same old question came up, who will get the relav and the meet? While victorious in the Cornhusker dual affair, Kansas showed Coach Hamilton that he will not have the team to pitt against the Tigers in the outdoor meet that he had in March for the Convention Hall indoor battle. Even against the Huskers, the K. U. weaknesses in the hurdles and sprints showed, and although Elliott won the high sticks, there is no doubt that against Missouri Kassas can in either of the two hurdle events. Adding eight more points for the hundred yard dash gives Missouri a twenty-four point lead before K. U. points are even started to be figured. TREWEEKE GREATLY NEEDED But the clean sweep of the two-mile, mile, and half, again brings the score back to the starting place leaving nine points for the meet about a fifty-fifty affair. THEWEKEK GREATLY NEEDED! With Trewekek able to be in the meet and contribute his first place in the high jump, Kansas might be able to out the relay. But the Wichita boy has a chance at the Jayhawkey chances in the event rest with Rice, the recruit, who won three place against Nebraska with five feet nine inches, but in the broad jump, it will mean that Bob Simpson, Tiger all around star will be able to add another first to his long string. AHAKE UP IN DISTANCES? Grutzmacher is sure of a second and with the tired Simpson after three races may be able to grab first, but the coaches are not figuring it as a necessity. And that is what goes into the Jayhawk dope sheet right now. DOPE FAVORS TIGERS Taking Tuesday's interclass meet as a criterion, the K. U. distance men are in for a considerable shakeup in Saturday's contest at Columbia. The mass of Friday's teammates from the coaches to use Sproull in the half mile, Grady with Herriott in the mile, and to leave Stateler and Groene to handle the two mile. The shift would keep any man From running more than one race and would be much less demanding for the Tigers are noted for strength in any of the distance events. An advance table of points shows a pre-distribution of the score follow- Mo. Krat. 100 yard dash 8 0 High hurdles 8 0 Low hurdles 8 0 440-yard dash 3 5 Half mile 0 8 Mile 0 8 Two-mile 0 8 220-yard dash 3 5 Broad jump 5 3 Hump jump 5 3 Pole vault 5 3 Shot 3 5 Discus 5 3 HEAR OF LOST STUDENT Disappearance of David Taylor Explained by Letter The mystery of the disappearance of David Taylor, on Monday, May 1, has at last been solved. Until yesterday, no word as to his whereabouts had been received by his friends here or by the landlady of his rooming house. NUMBER 149. After eating breakfast at his club on May 1, Taylor left Lawrence with only the clothes that he wore—enough for a short stay of a day or two. His roommate received a postal card from Kansas City yesterday stating that Taylor was busy there and had decided to give up his work at the University. The postal officer also replied that he only ordered of clothes. He asked that his trunk and suit cases be sent to the Union Station in Kansas City. Taylor entered the University at the beginning of this semester. Fred McNeill, '10E, scoutmaster of the boys of Lawrence, took his troop out to Blue Mound Saturday for an open-air test of their scout craft. The boys were tested in first-aid, fire-building, and other camp tricks. They passed a very good examination, McNeil says. K. U. DAMES MEET TODAY TO PLAN FOR NEXT The K. U. Dames met this afternoon with Mrs. Stiles, 1215 Kentucky street. The afternoon will be occupied with needlework. This year the club has been of a purely social nature, but this after- part will still consider the taking up of domestic work as the next year. The club meets once a week. The present officers are: Mrs. Henry Gray, president; Mrs. Walter secretary and treasurer; Mrs. Daniel Johnson, corresponding secretary. CELEBRATION NOW Semi-Centennial Observance to be Postponed One Year Senate Says The University Senate at a regular meeting yesterday afternoon voted that the semi-centennial celebration would be postponed one year. The estimated expense of the fifteenth anniversary celebration was placed at $4,000. In view of the financial situation of the University the student was not expedient to spend that amount was the general impression of the members present that the appropriation for the celebration would likely come out of the salaries of the lower rank faculty members. To avoid this, it should be asked that the legislature should be asked to provide propitation at the next session. By this method the University would receive the sanction of the legislature and probably a larger sum of money for the purpose of a celebration. The delay of a year the Senate thought to be not untimely as the two last world fairs have been one year late. The program for the celéation will include a University Exposition, the largest best music obtainable and many noted speakers. The Chancellor announced the following members as executive committeemen on the Semi-centennial celebration: Profs. A. T. Walker, Alice L. Goetz, H. L. Butler, U. G. Mitchell, Alice L. Goetz, H. L. Butler, J. N. Van der Vries In regard to the granting of credit in the University for post graduate work in the high school the applicant for credit must first satisfy a list of conditions. The credit will be given upon completion, and correspond to courses in the school of education in which the applicant desires credit. The applicant must satisfactorily pass an examination set by the University before receiving credit. Principals should send in the names and school records for applicants of advanced standing not later than 14, 15, 16, the first semester and not later than the second semester. A matriculation fee of five dollars will be charged. DISCUSS SHORTENING OF PERIODS The Chancellor was requested to conduct convocations in arranging plan suggestions for 1917-18, and plan suggested the shortening of all morning class periods so that the time required shall be taken from them all equally. The second plan was to eliminate the 10:30 and 11:30 classes and to adopt the one plan or the other as it should seem admissible to do. A committee was appointed to consider and report on the question of travel credit and another to consider and report recommendations on a plan if organization and administration of the Student Loan Fund.* THORPE TO CALIFORNIA Merle Thorpe, professor of journalism and director of publicity, will conduct courses at the University of California Berkeley. For more information, Session, beginning June 26, on "The Newspaper: Material, Methods, and Organization," and on "Editorial Theory and Practice." This will be one of Thorpe's third successive year at Berkley. Will Give Summer Newspaper Courses at University Chancellor Strong in Rosedale Chancellor Frank Strong is in Rosedale today attending the regular May meeting of the Medical Committee of the Medical School. Phi Alpha Tau, honorary dramatic fraternity, announces the election and pledgeing of Don Davis, Henry Pegues, Eugene Dyer, and Robert Smith. Called Home by Sickness Henry C, Jackson, 17 Eng., last left right for his home in Arkansas City, where he was summoned to the bedside of his sick father. Kathleen Carney, '18 College, spent Saturday and Sunday at her home in Kansas City visiting her parents. Phi Alpha Tau Pledges Six Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. Sig Alphs of 27 SIGMA CHIP'S WIN MEET Follow With Scout to Winners' 39 Points COWGILL IS STAR MAN His 100-Yard Dash Time Faster Than Varsity The Sigma Chis had little trouble in winning the annual Pan-hellenic track meet on McCook Field this year. A much closer score was looked for among the Greeks and a few upsets in dope allowed the Sigs to take a big lead in the final score. They gathered a total of 39 1-3 points while the nearest competitor, Sigma Alpha Epiphany, annexed 27 points. **organizations were:** Sigma Chi ... 39 1-3 Sigma Alpha Epsilon ... 27 Sigma Nu ... 15 Delta Tau Delta ... 12 Pi Kappa Alpha ... 8 1-3 Phi Kappa Psi ... 5 Kappa Sigma ... 3 Phi Delta Theta ... 3 Acacia ... 2 Delta Tau Omega ... 1 1-3 Phi Gamma Delta ... 1 Beta Theta Pi ... 0 Cowgill was the star of the meet in the point getting line. Russ captured three firsts in the dashes and counted fifteen points for his squad. His time in the 100 yard dash was unusually fast and faster than, most of the regular varsity meet times. Rustenback was the mainstay of the Sigma Nu aggregation but he was the team's fastest man in every race. He looked to SIGma Nu's fifteen points and help them to place second in the relay. RUSS COWGILL A STAR One of the surprises of the meet was Krumback, Delta Tau, who won the half-mile easily in 2:12:4. He proved to be the dark horse of the meet for everyone had conceded the Sig Alpa this race with Murphy as the winner. Murphy was pushed too hard in the quarter mile by the Sigma Chi entry, Baker. RELAY IN TWO DIVISIONS The relay was run in two divisions of six teams each regular points were counted in both relays and the races were counted as extra events on the program. A final relay was not necessary under this arrangement. In the first relay, Slats Cone running last for the Kappa Alphas took a good first but he had to work mighty hard. Sigma Nu and Phi Gamma Delta ran an almost dead heat in this event but Rustenback, by swelling his chest to an abnormal capacity, succeeded in crossing the line first. The second team was easy victory for the Sig Alpha and Sigma Chi second. The secret 50 yard dash—1st, Cowgill, Sigma Chi; 2nd, Rustebank, Sigma Nu; 3rd, Bell, Sig Alph. Time: 5:4; 440 yard run—1st, Murphy, Sig Alph; 2nd, Baker, Sigma Chi; 3rd, Sorenson, Acacia. Time: 55:4. 120 yard low hurdles—1st, Woodbury, Sigma Chi; 2nd, Rustbach, Sigma Nu; 3rd, Metalef, Pi K. A. Time, 15.1. 100 yard dash—lost 1.5, Cowell, Sigma Rust, Sigma. Nigel, Time 10:47. Cronbach, Sigma. Nigel, Time 10:47. Broad jump—1st, Noel, Sig Alph Woodbury, Sigma Chi and Frizzell Phi Deltie. Distance, 20 feet, 5 inches. 220 yard field—1st, Cowell, Sigma 2c, 2doll, Boll, Sig. Alp, 3rd, Krum- bac Half mile run—lst, Krumback Dirt trail, Taylor, Kappa Sga McClamores, Pitcher MccLamores, Pitcher Shot put—1st, Woodward, Sigma Chi; 2nd, Clausen, Sigma Nu; 3rd, Shinn, Delta Tau. Distance, 35 feet 10 inches. Relay, first division, (two laps) — 1st, Pi Kappa Alpha; 2nd, Signs Nu; 3rd, Phi Gamma Delta. Time 1:21:3. Discus—1st, Lindsey, Sig Albh 2nd, Woodward, Sigma Chi; 3rd Reed, Pi K. A. Distance, 113 feet 4 inches. Pole vault—1st, Bender, Delta Tan; Sigma Chi and Tarrill, Sigma Htch and Tarrill. Relay, second division, (two laps) —1st, Sigma Alpha Epsilon; 2nd Sigma Chi; 3rd, Acacia. Time: 1:17 Jump=1st, = Connelly, Phi Pai Colleen, —, Gibson, Sigma Chi Campbell, Tau tied, Height. 5 feet 6 in. Jap Glasco gave a line party at the Bowersock Monday night. The guests were the girls at 1400 Tenn. street. Jap Glasco Entertains Clay Morrow returned Tuesday evening from Ottawa where he was called Sunday by the death of his grandmother. He stayed over till last evening to attend the funeral which was held Monday. C. A. Nelson, a fellow in Mathematics, has received an appointment as graduate scholar and assistant in the Department of Mathematics at Princeton for the next academic year. Conference of Deans Asks State to Build Houses for Girls at All Institutions WANT WOMEN'S DORMS The conference of the Kansas Dears of Women, which was held here at the request of Mrs. Eustace Brown, came to a close yesterday. The discussion were merely meant to be helpful and in no way compulsory, as no rules were made. Just one official resolution (the press) and that to the effect that all institutes should be by the state, should work for downsizing women. No definite plans for the pursuance of this policy were made, however. Convention to be at Agricultural College Next Year HOLD ANNUAL MEETINGS Discussions in the conference were on such general subject as the housing of women students, student social groups and other students dean's responsibilities. The address to the women students which was announced for Tuesday afternoon, was given, but on Monday afternoon, the same group of few students, who could receive word. "We all feel that this conference has been a great help, and inspiration," said Mrs. May Pierce VanZile, of the Kansas State Agricultural College. "And we appreciate very much Mrs. Brown's invitation. He hope to continue these conferences every year." the conference will meet next year with Mr. VanZile at the K. S. A. C. GAVE AN ORGAN RECITAL Philip Stevens in Program in Fraser Hall Philip Stevens, special Fine Arts, gave an organ recital in Fraser Hall last evening at 8:15. He was be assisted by Miss Ruth Cady, soprano and by his brother, Ralph Stevens, violoncello, of Kansas City. The following program was given: Fiction in E flat (St. Ann) 2-Bach Canon in F flat (St. Ann) 3-Gullant Sonata No. 5 in C minor... 11-Gullant Songs-Dost Thou Know That Thomas With Vincenzo oblitei *Depuis le Jour* (from *Louise*) Sweet Land (from Bighon) Thomas Miss Cady Overture to "Der Freischutz". Weber-Federliner Prelude to "The Blessed Dam- osel" Debussy Will o' the Wisp. Gordon B. Nevin Nuptial March Gulmant Toccatan Ralph Kinder Mr. Stevens is the son of Prof. W. C. Stevens, and is organist at the Unitarian church. Miss Cady is a sister of Prof. H. P. Cady. This is one of the graduates of six, which is being given by the graduates in the School of Fine Arts. BECKER IN LAST ADDRESS First Speaker in Thursday Faculty Lectures In launching this system of faculty lecture, Dean Oln Templin is going on the theory that the University has as with a source of speakers as can be found anywhere and it should be the privilege for the students to hear them occasionally. "Thursday Afternoon Faculty Lectures" will hereafter be a preeminent institution in the University. Prof. Carl Becker will start the precedent tomorrow afternoon at 4:30 o'clock when he speaks on the subject of "Be候ressor," with a subtitle, "by one whose early training was not of the best." Prof. R. M. Ogden of the department of psychology will lecture a week from tomorrow, May 25. This will be the last lecture of the year but a complete program will be arranged for next fall. Both professors will go to positions in other universities next year. "The address of Professor Becker tomorrow afternoon will be the occasion for an expression of the regard in which he is held by his colleagues in the faculty." said Dean Templin this morning. Professor Becker has been recognized during his years of service here as being one of the most successful teachers in the University. He has also won rather a peculiar position in the faculty. His departure is keenly regretted by his colleagues who are exposed to his expression to their feeling by their presence at this, his last public appearance in the University of Kansas. This gathering of the faculty will add interest to the occasion for the student body. The subject of Professor Becker's address is "Being A Professor, by One Whose Early Training Was Not of the Best." VISITING KOREAN CRITIC SPEAKS DOWNTON TIONIGHT Dong Sung Kim, a young Korean, will speak upon the subject of Korean mission tonight at the First Methodist Episcopal Church in Montgomery regational church Sunday evening. Mr. Kim has written a small volume in the English language entitled "Oriental Impressions in America" which contains a collection of short essays written with the aim of enriching life with interesting comments of American ways and institutions. Will Appear With Alexander Henneman Tomorrow Night In Fraser Hall The following program will be given by Alexander Henneman, of Lodz and Carl A. Preyer of the Fine Arts Auditorium at Fraser Hall, Thursday at 8:15 o'clock. Mr. Preyer: Mr. Preeyer: Bach-Tausig...Tocatica and Fugue Romance, Romance F. Sharp Major Mendelshian and a Capriccio Hirnman; "Music as a Mental, Physical and Spiritual factor in Education." Mr. Preyer: Debussy...Danse (by request) Debussy...Claie de Lune Smetana... Polka Mr. Hemenman: "The Progressive Series as a Means of Correlation in Musical Education." Mr. Prever: M. Tr. Foyer Lizzt... Tarantella Venezuela a Napoli SAYRE'S DAY BIG S Celebration Closed Last Night With Banquet The first annual Daddy Sayre's Day closed last night with a five-course banquet at the Eldridge house. With all in good spirits Ralph Herman, toastmaster, began to call and give the students of the department encouragement and advice. The principal speech of the evening was given by Prof. L. D. Havenhill. He gave a short history of the school and the impact of the University, coming to the University. Others of the faculty who spoke were Dean Sayre, C. M. Sterling, C. F. Nelson, J. N. Watson and F. D. Dains. The student speakers were L. P. Swartz, Joe Campbell and J. P. Coonev. The banquet was interrupted by a messenger who brought a communication to the feathers saying that the guests would enjoy a banquet as well as the men. The ball game in the afternoon was won by the juniors 10-7. Earl Womack and O. W. Hammond battled the batteries for the winners while B. E. Cook and Funny Osborne did their best to uphold the dignity of the seniors. Recital-(Lecture) Tomorrow Night The recital by Alexander Henneman and Carl Preyler will be held at 8:00 p.m. on Saturday, March 21 in Chapel. Mr. Henneman will lecture on Music and Professor Preyler will play three piano compositions. Recital-(Lecture) Tomorrow Night The hot weather the past two days has been the cause for the appearance of a new form of hair dressing among the vines - the Valeria Surratt variety. Whether the innovation originated there is not known but it was a matter of remark that the leaders of the fad so far are from Gamma Phi Beta sorority. At least half a dozen of the members appeared in their classes because they were tightly on their head and although he fad caused a few gasps it was cool for the weaker. And that's what counts these days. Lectures by Prof. R, M. Ogden and Prof. S. A. Matthews have varied the classwork of the course in physiological psychology that is given by Prof. F, C. Dockery. Professor Ogden spoke on the physiological aspect of the course. Professor Ogden talks on the physiological phenomena that accompany mental changes. Clement A. Reed, 15 'Lay, is back on the other being out a few days with the tomb. The Kansas City Branch of the Associated Collegiate Alumnae has established two seventy-five dollar scholarships for junior and senior women of Kansas City, Kan. or Mo. The committee on scholarships for women Miss Gallo, Miss Oliver and Miss Charles. 148-15 Ornithology Club. The meeting on the Ornithology Club, which was scheduled for this evening, has been followed by the inability of the speaker to attend. While on her trip to New York, Mrs. Harold Butler received the sad news of the death of her mother in Indiana. ALL K. U. REPRESENTED Every department of University Working For This Year's May Fete "MADE AT HOME" PRODUCT Faculty and Students Combine to Produce Festival Practically every department and school of the University of Kansas will be represented in the various features of the May Fete Friday; in the two classes, truthfully be described as being "Mama," the participants are students, the costumes were dyed and made in Robinson Gymnassium, the lines for the prologue and play, "The Stuff of Laughing"; theritten by members of the faculty; the written by composer by faculty members and composed by conducted the orchestral practices. Dr. Alice Goetz and assistants, of the department of physical education originated many of the dances to be performed and they have instructed the dancers. Prof. Charles Skilton and Proof. Arthur Nevin of the department of fine arts composed the bulk of the music for both the play and pageant. Professor Skilton composed the "Dance of Apollo," the "Dance of the accompanyment for the Latin chorus. He has directed the rehearsals of the plays and the orchestra. Professor Newman gives the entire score for the play of the evening; the score contains more music than the ordinary musical comedy. Miss Maria Benson of the department of design supervised the making of the jars carried by the junior girls as bearers of the libation bowls. The color effects were perfected under Professor Griffith. The department of English has contributed the fantasy, "The Stuff of Antiquity," and Percy B. Shostac and the prologue for the pages. by Wiliard Watts Miss Hannah Oliver, of the department's ancient language, has perfected the game. The department dramatict will be responsible by the student taking part in the project. In the preparation of costumes and decorations, the department of home economies has played an important part in material were dyed according to the menu of Miss Avis Gwinn. The department's chemistry turned out some glass beads to use in ornamentation. The beads in the Fowler Shops built the three flower garments; they made her mirror; the pipes of Pan and the quiver and darts of Diana. M. M. Shea, superintendent of building and grounds, has looked after one creeiling of the grounds with strong winds and a quarter of a mile of barb wire. The department of journalism has given the fete publicity and pushed the sale of tickets. DAVIS SOME HOP MAN BOT NOT AN ATHLETE. Spiked in Pan-hellenic Meet. Don Davis may be a success as a Soph Hop manager, but he isn't any track athlete. Yesterday afternoon in the annual pan-Hellenic meet on book Field, the Phi Gams, influenced Donald capitulated his Downs' high school track team, pinned their fading hopes on him in the 220-yard dash. Davis started well and had the pole away from his thirteen competitors when suddenly some jealous rival struck him. Some widely sought the sidelines. Although limping badly the sophomore is able to attend his classes today. Black Helmets meet at Phi Kappa house Thursday evening at 7:00. The English Club will hold its last meeting in Frasher Hall, Room 213, at 4:30 Wednesday, May 10. A varied program will be given. All interested in the work of the department are cordially invited to attend. The University Orchestra will give its last concert for this year Thursday evening, May 18, in Fraser Hall, at 8:00 p. m. Sigma Delta Chi smoker at Pi Kappa Alpha house Thursday night 8 to 9:30. The Weather The forecast: Generally fair tonight and Thursday, cooler tonight, slighter frost north portion, slighter warmth Thursday west and central portion. MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 8 to 12 Leader the Rev. H. W. Hargett. General subject: "Unexplored Rea- inders." Daily Sublets: Daily Subjects: Thursday: "Remainders of Sin." Friday: "Remainders of Faith." UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Cha. S. Sturrevant . . . Editor-in-Chief Edwin W. Hullinger . . . News Editor EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF William Cady...Business Manager Chas. Sturventaw...Adv. Manager Paul Brindel Guy Scriven Don Davis Cargil Sproull Ralph Ellis Glenn Swogger Jarry Morgan Vernon Moore REPORTORIAL STAFF Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mailmaster office of the United States, under the control of Microsoft. Published. In the, the afternoon five versary kimbasa, from the press of Arabia,印度的 kimbasa Address a., communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go further than mere printing the news in the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be courteous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads in all, to be fair; to satisfy the students of the University. WEDNESDAY, MAY 10, 1916. THE COUNCIL'S OPPORTUNITY The newly elected president of the Student Council and the members from the various schools, can, if they are leaders and are industrious, bring the Student Council back to its old place in the undergraduate life of the University. Students are disguised with the willy-nilly, wishy-washy policy of the past, and are loking forward to greater things, things that will in some way give voice to the latent desire for unified expression, whether the expression be in government, or in some common activity or student institution. Sentiment is ripe—a leader is needed. First, a co-op bookstore should be the goal. The test made by this year's Council has proved its need. It will require real work if anything tangible is to result, however. Next year is a legislative year. The University will need money, equipment, buildings to care for the continually increasing number of students. The Council should organize a movement to make the voice of 2,500 students heard all over the state. It will require organization, however, not county clubs whose function ceases when they have met and chosen an executive. And it will take a genuine leader, and not a politician, at the head of the movement. These are but two of a multitude of things. Many more could be enumerated. The Council should realize that if it waits for someone to come and urge it to act, to tell it what to do, or to give it authority, it will wait in vain. Responsibilities come to those who assume them. With this comes confidence, and if the Council really does things it will find a unified stude sentiment to back it up. Billy Sunday says that culture did not save ancient Greece. A downtown newspaper points out that by the same token religion did not save Palestine nor the Jewish race. LAST STAND OF MEDIAEVALISM Along about the year 1800 the president of Yale University decided that it was time the institution of which he was head should begin to teach natural science. No college or university in the United States had such instruction at that time. So great was the protest voiced by the religious people of the country, that he dared not make a public appointment but was forced to name a man for the chair of natural science in secret. Teaching was begun some time later. Picture the University of Kansas at the present time with no classes in geology, biology, or kindred subjects. And yet there are those today, after the natural sciences have brought untold and inestimable benefit to mankind, who contend against teachings that all scientific men of the world know are true—the they contend in the name of religion. Religion and science are not enemies, they are allies. The old idea that caused the A man who will scream out against science from the religious platform today is a detriment to the advance of civilization. persecution of Gallileo should have been wrapped in its shroud long, long ago. Religion which retards progress is not religion. It is buncubb. Yet, in this day of our Lord, May 10, 1916, the light still struggling to break through the clouds of tenacious ignorance. PULCHRITUDINOUS PROFS Spring time, dress-up week, moonlight nights, grass and flowers are all having an effect on the University, but it is paradoxical that the men of the faculty should be the first to show the psychological effect in their dress. Youth is supposed to be most responsive to outside influences, most susceptible to suggestion, and anyone but a nature faker would imagine that such a supposition is correct. It isn't. A careful estimate of percentages will show that more faculty men than students have new suits, more of them carry canes, more of them wear flowers in their button-holes, more of them change ties every day, and more of them have a general fashion-pins appearance. They shape offender, they wear more jewelry, and they are more careful to keep their shoes shined. Pulchritude and scholasticism go hand in hand—truly this is education up-to-date. Jayhawk Squawks We don't know how it will be in this case but the "stuff of laughter" is usually a handkerchief. If a person hasn't any bad habits, the chances are that he's awfully boresome. It is the man who isn't old enough to grow an adult masustache who usually tries to sport one. Among other exciting events would be a race between a Lawrence street car and a Dodgers game. Perhaps the time when Sherman's language is most needed is when you familiarly accost an utter stranger mistaking him for a friend. The Star refers to the "Kansan, which along with other faculty members, etc. This is going too far brittle, but we must do our best an open respectful attitude, at least. The Seedy One: "I’m writing a book called 'Ten Years with the Bird'." Sympathetic Old Gentleman: "Ah a naturalist, I see. Tell me of your life and how you came to write the book." Seedy One: "Well, you see, I was up for life, but they paried me," The trouble with the check book is this: the check part doesn't work soon enough. Alex Sommers explains that, with all its noise, he loves his wife's jabbering still. We refuse to sanction the motorcycle as a courting implement. The only way that we account for the fact that Messer still eludes the police is that he's too sharp for them. It is now the open season for advice on how to keep cool. The other day a man was slashed to death by a barber who was shaving his head. -G. Whizz. CAMPUS OPINION Communications must be signed as evidence of good faith but names will not be published without the writer's consent COMMON SENSE AND CIGARETTES This is in defense of the loathsome cigarette. In all the world of enemies, the poor little thing cries for a defender. There is no institution for the happiness of the human race that is more popular and more beloved, that has fewer friends who are not afraid to come into the open, than the littered trash pile. The worm so accurately given vent to their feelings in this column are voicing popular opinion. I wish to voice the inaudible opinion. CAMPUS OPINION Editor of the Daily Kansan: The cigarette is not as annoying to the fair maidens as some of our friends state. There is a very small percent of us that have not been reared in the fumes of father's "twowr" cigar, and we have thought nothing of it. We have rave at the smoke of a delicate cigarette that compares to father's cigar, as does the odor of mint to boiling cabbage and onions combined. The only time that the average woman ever got sick from the smoke of a cigarette There are some women who do find the smoke of tobacco unpleasant. I have noticed that few of them must tell to their men friends. There are not a dozen men on the Hill who will not stop smoking in a girl's presence if requested. If smoke makes a woman sick she has every right to object to it. If the objecting causes her to lose that particular man friend, she is suffering no great loss. A man who has been refused to refrain from smoking in her presence when she has a good reason for wishing him to be not worth enduring. was the time that she sneaked into the bath room and tried out the Fat-Tiger bath. But the truth of the matter is this, try it out on your sweet heart and your room mate and see if they do not agree with me. The average girl wonders why she always gets the please and never gives the matter a thought. They do not care down in their hearts. There are many of us that enjoy the scent of a good cigar wafted to us upon the evening breeze as much as the smoker himself. To many of us the scent of tobacco is all we like, but the boys on the north in the evening. I do not wish to defend smoking. I think it is an extravagant habit and wastes a dad of father's money that could be used at home on mother very handily. But I do not object any more to boys smoking than I do to girls spending small fortunes for cokes and sundaes. I have voiced the truth that lies in the heart of ninety-nine per cent of us. It is only the style to "bless out" cigarettes. But we hear harangues against smoking, and we get the feeling some how that nice girls hate tobacco, that it is a smirch upon us because we do not care. We want the men we know to smoke, but they allow them to smoke in peace, they will think that we are not the right sort of girls. And so we raise a cry and talk against it. And the truth of the whole matter lies in the fact that many people obey to smoke to prove our good breeding and tender maidenhood. -An Honest K. U.Woman. DEPLORES PICTURE ARRANGE When DePauw University dedicated a new modern gymnasium recently the day was declared a holiday. The school's campus is also named as the Bowman Memorial gymnasium. A botanical library and herbarium valued at $35,000, has been presented to Notre Dame University by Professor Green, a member of the faculty. The library, consisting of 5,000 volumes, is one of the largest of its kind in the west. The herbarium comprises 150,000 plants. It is a lamentable and inexcusable fact that the managers of this year's Jayhawkwer departed from the time-honored and customary arrangements of fraternities. They are apparently placed without rhyme or reason, except that in one instance there is good reason to suspect that priority was given because of personal preference. Editor Daily Kansan: It has been the custom in Kansas, as well as in other universities, to arrange fraternities in the year book in order of their foundation in the institution. It is hoped that the plan will be followed here in the future. Essays in Tabloid Tablets ON KEEPING WIVES Colorado College has an annual Clean-Up Day, the first being held two years ago. This year the Student Commission and the Campus Commission will have charge of cleaning up lawns trimmed, leaves raked and an attempt made to remove all the refuse from the campus. —Senior. DO YOU KNOW A kind. Hearted Ohio. Publishing Co. Has a Two. Bit book. Which. According to the. Ads. Will tell any. Man how to. Keep a wife. It's too. Cheap. Such a book ought. To be worth. A fortune. If it would. Work. Which we. Doubt. A man who has. To keep his. Wife with a. Book. Isn't a man. But a spine. Less书哪 he needs is. Not a book. But a tonic. The fellow who buys one. Ought to. Be Kicked to. Death. By Lame grasshoppers. Or beaten by. Jelly. Fish. Or. Sent to wear; Wrist. Watches. And drop stitch. Hose. The way to keep. A wife. Is to stay in. Nights. And get over the idea. Of trying to. Draw A royal. Or fill bobtails. Or break the village. Tank record. To keep a wife. One has to. Let the other. Fellow keep His. Wives. Wine. Women. And. Song. Won't. Mix. And it doesn't pay to cut. Out the. Wives. That through its work on Kansas insect problems, begun in 1872, the University of Kansas has returned in economic value to the state an amount considered as high as the out-of-cost of the institution and its foundation? Students who, in the course of their rambles about the campus in spring time, spend much of their time in searching for four-leaf clovers, would be rather impressed with their past achievements and tradition from which the practice springs. Early Buddist书 show that it was generally conceded that trees had souls and therefore could not be lawfully injured. However there were those who took the opposite view and arrose over the question ended in a victory for those of the latter belief. These people who choose such principles, instead of political questions, as matters for public controversy were the ones who originated the idea that clover was a mystic plant and that the destiny of those persons who took sufficient interest in it to place the four leaf plants in their shoes. But in this age of cramped feet But in this age of cramped feet the foot is most comfortable for the footleaf clove except as an exercise. Odis H. Burns, '16 College of Pittsburgh, has been appointed instructor in public speaking next year to succeed Prof. H. T. Hill, who leaves the University next fall. Mr. Burns is a member of the Sigma Deta Thao, an honorary member of the university been a member of a debate teams for the last two years. He will take advanced work in his line at the University of Chicago this summer. Frank B. Zuck, of the University of Illinois, was appointed instructor in pharmacy and J. S. Williams, a graduate student was appointed instructor in biological chemistry. These two men will carry the work next year of their chemistry education, and their chemistry who will be away next year on a leave of absence. L. E. Whittemore was reappointed instructor in physics and D. L. Patterson of the department of history was raised from the rank of associate professor to professor of European history. Films developed at Squires are free for your imperfections. We want your work. 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MORGAN 1321 Tenn. Phone B 1116 W UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THEATRE VARSITY TONIGHT ONLY A Thos. H. Ince Production, "THE MORAL FABRIC" 5 Parts With Frank Mills, Howard Hickman and Edith Reeves. Tomorrow—Carlyle Blackwell in "THE SHADOW OF DOUBT" Also a two-reel Comedy. SHAKESPEAR POPULAR Students in Colleges and Universities Should Know Him Better MONTH'S WORK EXTENSIVE Many Have Celebrated The Memorial Season The school and college are the natural conservators of Shakespearean culture says Richard Burton of the University of Minnesota in a recent issue of the Bellman. In them, if anywhere, folk in the formative period should get sufficient acquaintance with the master expressionist of the big playwright, which shall be fed and fostered into a habit of later life. This is a great responsibility, all the greater because, in the United States, it is not shared by the home. In the right sort of home, of course, there should be such co-operation with institutions of learning—a horrid phrase—in this matter of making the young familiar with the poet-dramatistic attitude toward him, that the business of school and college and university would be mostly supplementary and more definitely directive than stimulative. But we cannot assume the right sort of home in America. The hordes of young people who come to our "seats of learning," so called to them, sit down leisurely in them to sit down leisurely to do anything, are simply barbarians in respect of literary training and aptitude, and Shakespeare to them is a great name only in the sense that he is a great man or an incubus of examination tests. HARD TO TEACH APPECIATION The school and college, therefore, have the hard job of leading the young up to grace with regard to an appraisal of life in the poet-dramatist, reveler of the human heart, might master of life and letters. And this article essays another hard job: to ask in a spirit of sweet reasonableness, What is being accomplished? And to answer it in the interests of education, of Shakespeare, of truth, of St. Bernardius himself has told us will, though cognious to earth, rise again. Let us begin with a burst of honesty, and say that offerer the teacher of literature, with mighty searchings of heart, wonders if all his attempts to awaken love for the so-called classics of literature will yield success. It is positively astonishing how many mature people one meets who declare with every appearance of sincerity, and not infrequently with heat, that to this day the mere mention of Milton or Shakespeare sicken them and only receive praise for their attraction offered by those hours was carefully eliminated by the misdirected efforts of some wise Ph. D. to elucidate the mysteries. The plain truth is that the greatest poet of the race is so associated in many minds with dull linguistic exercises, with contempt and beauty that a chief enjoyment of post-scholastic or post-academic years lies in the fact that you need never touch him or go near him again. I am not exaggerating at all. Delherrately do I assert myself for a writer like Shakespeare because of the way he has been presented in the days of schooling, early or late. DUE TO TEACHING METHODS The reason for this deplorable result is of somewhat complex nature. In the first place, it is due as likely as not to the fact that he is a man and that he is so muddy a medium as to obscure the shining virtues of his subject,—perhaps obliterate them totally. Why, in heaven's name, should you expect the young person to warm up to a writer of whom he hears from a professor with a squeaky voice and a dry, restricted personality whose interest in the subject lasts longer than the latter is an excuse for the airing of philological knowledge? A comprehensive, interpretive treatment of Shakespeare, and by this I mean that which gives a clear general view of his plays and a generous, rapid reading of a sufficient number of them to show the various aspects of his power, is much more often. More often, the study is confined to a play or so, or even to one, in the interests of that fetish "intensive study"; and the progress is so crabble, tortuous, that all sense of unity is lost, and the teacher drones along, stopping an unconceiving time at one scene. By the time the drama has been waded in, the audience is reached, interest has died still-born somewhere in the first act. The study is regarded as less drama than letters, and less letters than language; thematic value is the last thing considered. SHOULD READ OR STAGE PLAY The teacher may not have the slightest idea of what the dramatic really is, and there is a probability he quite lacks the ability to convey drama well. He is often limited by the amount of dramatic expression—but what of that? He has a Ph.D., and all is well. Our false academic ideals have so discouraged what is most valuable and precious in the understanding of Shakespeare (and of all literature) in this lesson. He must be a vital, warm reading of a play straight through—of all methods the one surest to win admiration for the poet-playwright and implant a permanent love for him in the human heart—would be looked at askance by the merely reeling attention, in fact, horrible dicta, as one nothing more than an elocationist. And yet, if in school and college, and especially in the latter, real interpreters of the play were to read them, show them as living organisms, as units of art, if the great writer was interested in how it should then so discussed as to relate them to the dramas were presented by the students on a stage. I venture to say that all thus instructed would go into life genuine friends of the dramas were presented merely knowing that he ought to be in their library, but caught often with his books in hand. Instead, he is killed for them by those twin nuances, pedantry and pedagogy: the former, a misplaced parade of useless learning, the latter, a foolish assumption; the former, the latter, substituted in teaching for the only thing of real moment—personality in the teacher. TEXT BOOKS STIFLE THE POET Accessory to this crime of stifling Shakespeare is the textbook. The eager commercial instincts of publishers are responsible for the majority of all such manuals, which, so far from helping the appreciation of the master, distort his true image and create an erroneous impression of him. He glosses, irrelevant and trifling facts are foot-noted, and instead of inspiration, information rules supreme. In books of the kind for school use, the integrity of the page is ruined by placing alleged helps in the way of notes at the bottom of the page, and masterizing words in the body of the text in order that you may know that light awaits you below! Of course, any synthetic enjoyment of poetry is out of the question under such circumstances. There are just two things you can accomplish, so pull so should be expected to do: commit suicide, or, and better, murder the instructor. As a generalization, textbooks cumber the earth; and as to those who make them, such manuals are the refuge of second-class minds. The honourable exceptions are as few as hens' teeth. ARE GRADES RESPONSABLE Have you ever tried to or two myself, I take a special, naive and vicious pleasure in making the statement. Let one who is partieces criminis say it: Shakespeare has been well-nigh edited out of existence. But furthermore, I believe that, back of me as an adult, I have serious question whether literature should be taught in such a way as to associate it with tasks and tests; with the mechanism of marks and the mental forcing-house of examinations? ARE GRADES RESPONSIBLE A writer like Shakespeare is for joy, stimulation, or he is not hard. And how can the mood for the appreciation of poetry be produced if the study be shaped toward the one inflexible goat, who cannot answer? So to conduct what should be a delightful indoctrination in life expressed in terms of power and beauty is to use Shakespeare for a base, utilitarian end, and in all likelihood to inhibit the good which might have caused him. The pupil reads some great passage because he must, perhaps commits it to memory because he must, or uses a dictionary to look up the etymological history of the words it includes—again because he must. But the student is uninteresting and unimportant facts, promptly and gleefully to be forgotten the next day—when he should have been trembling with Hamlet at the ghost's advent, or weeping with Cordelia over the body of Lear, or agow with the gallant love-making of Orlando in the leafy cottage, and to see, this losing the forest for the leaves, this putting the cart before the horse, this substitution of jejune and meaningless intellectualism for the charm of music, the thrill of situations, the sense of fun and struggle. A newspaper boy in the top gallery can get much of what Shakespeare offers as he follows with intense interest the trial of Shylock, where a college class of young men, equipped with all the skills they must be and submerged in a library of criticism, miss anything entirely. A BRIGHTER DAY IS DAWNING Shakespeare is for the masses just as truly as the classes; he applauds an application to the school class gives a fresh meaning to the words. At times, I am almost inclined to feel that it would be better if all formal literary study were confined to good writers who were below the greatest, leaving the confessed masters untainted by the cheap headwork and unilluminated paving of medicine. Talks he makes, the principles acquired in this fashion, let the pupil be then turned on to Shakespeare, to browse at his own sweet will; not driven to liking a thing, but allowed to find out for himself, and take the initiative in so doing. That largely explains the anemic nature of much literary teaching—the teacher does not know of waving kind), the scholar not enough. Exaggeration in all this? Maybe a little; but exaggeration is but the italics of argument, if you please. A BRIGHTER DAY IS DAWNING There is a brighter side to which I turn from these rather lugubrious reflections, glad to present it; it often is lugubrious to tell the truth about anything! A change for the better in the teaching of literature in general and of Shakespeare in particular has begun. For one thing, there is more sympathy to the text, with vital real elements than the text, either by the regular instructor, or by some trained person who is brought in from outside for the purpose. The difference between elocation and interpretation is coming to be understood. Again, Shakespeare is now in wideawake institutions coming to be appreciated, not only as a poet and thinker, but as an Elizabethan playwright; and his poetry is studied as drama, best to be enjoyed when it is frankly approached as such. In this attitude he draws from this attitude the pupil is having it suggested to him that he should lose no opportunity to see a Shakespeare play acted in a theater, thereby supplementing the analytical process of the classroom with that free and happy contact with an author who did not make plays to be read primarily, as is proved by his indifference to publication, but to be played too often or poorly that the very boy plays something played. Closely connected with this encouragement to attend the playhouse, and to get into touch with Shakespeare as he really is, may be found the teacher's habit of helping the student in school and college to act in Shakespearean productions, and so penetrate into the innermost secret of the bard's power and passion; with indentification in this way with his characters, his thought and feeling expressed in action and scene, is ten times greater than that any possible analytic, intellectual work that may be done with him. In good schools all over the land now, no year is let pass without some such participation of teachers and students in Shakespeare production; and no self-respecting college student may be left through its English department, fails to regard such Shakespeare attention as a serious and important part of its literary activity. TERCENTENARY MAY BE GOOD It would be appalling to give performances over the country in this memorial month in Shakespeare annals. It is conceivable that, in an explainable reaction from too little Shakespeare in this practical way, we shall have him too much. But that the residuum of good will be decided, through the popularization of the post-dramatist, there can be no reasonable doubt. it will lead to first-hand contact, vital co-operation, and the path of life as the past has not shown. Personally, I look hopefully forward to a day not far distant when visiting interperters of Shakespeare will be recognized, regular part of Shakespeare culture as provided for school and college. After the more intellectual labor of the classroom, such persons will come like a waft of spring to breathe on the bones of analysis and make the instruction desert blossom like the rose of Sharon. And if a pupil be called on from his seat to read Hamlet's soliloquy, he will not approach the task in the spirit of a galley slave, and speak the lines as if he were afraid to let his lips come into contact with them, but chant them, sing them, pass them might before was Hamlet in the play, or Horatio, or Laertes, and so can understand the situation. TERCENTENARY MAY DO GOOD during the present Tercentenary Celebration of Shakespeare, however crude the attempts hither and yon to reproduce something of the glamour and grace of this master stage-poeet, it all has one supreme merit; it is the ability to put himself in putting him where he belongs, in the theatre, instead of chaining him to the instructor's desk and asking thousands on thousands of young people to seize the fact that three hundred years ago William Shakespeare, the best playwright and to get inspiration from it, not by committing to memory the dates of his birth and death, but by witnessing his mighty dramas, playing in them, and so getting into their blood as well as their brain the music of his message and the magic of his vision. The playwright should restore him to the democratic masses; it is the right way also to vitalize sim in school and college. MAY FAMILIARIZE SHAKEPEARE Whatever mistakes may be made The Title of the Geology Song is Old, But So Is the Study BRING IT BACK TO ME W. H. TWENHOFEL Near the mouth of the Elba river off the coast of Germany is the Island of Helgoland. Through the attack of waves this island is gradually being washed away, having decreased from a circumference of one hundred and thirty miles in the water to 600. Upon this geological fact the Geology Society of America has built the song which follows: The Germans once bought them an isk- "RING RACK" They called the place "Helioland," but the island waddened into the ocean. But the people of Helioland CHORUS Bring back, bring back, Bring back, help Ireland to me, Bring back, bring back, Oh, bring back my island to me. "OH GLOBORUS GELOGY" In student days when fancy free, Globorus lets you meet meters to the growing earth Sans trouble, care, and fuss; Another song for which the geologist wrote, "I bear the title 'Oh Glorious Geology' 'Oh Glorious Geology'." But now, alas, we work so hard We've studied and we've wrote, To place our names upon the scroll Of scientists of note. Oh for geology -ology -ology -oh! Glorious -iology -ology -ology -oh! Geology -iology -ology -ology -oh! Oh! Oh! for the early days of man Pree-Pleiscene at least; The only theories current then be the heart, or the beast; Our heads were small, but our arm were strong And our belles were like a vat; And no such thing did then occur As talking through your hat. Oh, the differentiation of Sub-crystal magma tanks, or the abyssal assimilation Of their own retaining banks; Give us a pain—but oh, the ache! That comes to us for fair. When we try to stope off fragments of salic braitainre. K. U. MINERS FIRST TO HAVE NATIONAL AFFILIATION Some eight years ago, C.M. Young, then Associate Professor of Mining, having an enquiring turn of mind, began to ask himself, and Professor Haworth, why the miners should not have a society connected with the American Institute of Mining Engineers, on the same plan that other engineering societies were organized at K. U. Professor Haworth echoing the sentiment of "Why not?" Professor Young, him a mentor, corresponded with the proper authorities of the institute and obtained their concurrence in the plan. The result was that the idea of having affiliated student societies of the A. I. M. E. was adopted in the latter organization. The K. U, student society was the first affiliated society to be organized in the world. It was organized with membership compulsory on upper classmen. Since then the membership extinct, except for phoromores. Officers are elected yearly. The scheme was widely and favor- able commented on in the mining press. The plan inaugurated here has spread widely and rapidly, all the mining schools of the country of any prominence having affiliated societies. They report their proceedings. The committee is E. M. E., and the committee in charge of this branch of the latter's activities gets these reports together in the form of a bulletin and sends a copy to every member society. This plan has been the means of much improvement in, and cooperations, as well as putting the men in touch with the biggest organization of mining engineers in the country, several years before they would orchard their own land, in contact with it. Which in itself is an enormous advantage to a student about to start out in his life work, when that work is mining. Moreover, this organization is the means of getting many men noted in the mining world to address the students on live questions of the profession. Students and faculty men also address the society. Open discussion follows the reading of a paper. The officers are; president, L. E. cole; vice president, L. E. Fisk; secretas, S. F. Kelly. Meetings are held every Wednesday at 4:30 in Haworth Hall. Twice a month they meet in conjunction with the Geology club. Non-attendance results in non-graduation. There was a young man from the West Who loved a young lady with zest And when he did press her To make her say, "Yes Sir" He broke the cigars in his vest. There was a young man from Chicago Wanted to see a buzz-saw go. He got his face Too near to the place And the doctor said: "Where did his law go?" PRICE OF HAIR CUTS RAISED IN KANSAS CITY The barber shops in Kansas City have decided to raise the price of haircuts to thirty-five cents. The action is based upon the claim that soap, hair restorer and laundry work have risen in price lately. Some students who have their hair cut when they make a trip to the city are speculating the new price will last as long as it did in Lawrence. Sigma Tau, the honorary engineering fraternity, had a smoker at the Pi Upsilon house Tuesday evening. Isn't good life insurance, properly handled, attractive enough in itself without being overdrawn? L. S.Broughly This is an Age of Co-operation One often hears—"Community Building"—"Pull Together"—"Civic Loyalty"— But few know the real meaning of the words. They deal concretely in dollars and cents. For an admirable example of co-operation—business-like, hearty pulling together with a real vision—take the four issues of the University Daily Kansan last week. Realizing that the men on the paper were exerting special effort to send the visiting editors away from Lawrence in good spirits and with a kindly feeling towards the town and the University, Lawrence merchants doubled up on their advertising. They did not expect to invest three dollars on any certain day and have the whole town flocking to their store the following day to buy them out. They saw into the future. They realized that a little money spent for the good-will of an editor would mean that he would say some kind thing about Lawrence and K. U. They knew that a few kind words in this connection might bring ten students—or maybe a couple of families—to Lawrence next year or the year following. A certain amount of the advertising in the Kansan is "good-will" advertising. But the fact that the most reputable firms in the United States spend thousands annually in like manner is sufficient proof that it pays in dollars and cents. And the increase in advertising in the University Daily Kansan is sufficient proof that Lawrence business men look on the paper as a good medium. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Long of Head, Long of Body—Long! [Image of a man reading a book in an office with stacks of books and papers. The background is a room with a telephone and other office items.] ADVICE FOR SWIMMERS "Common Sense Is the Greatest Factor in the Water," Says Dr. Naismith With the opening of Potter's Lake and the adjournment of many of the men to the river, comes the advisability of a few rules for governing one's importance in the water. Of prime importance, according to Dr. James Naismith, is the learning to swim or float sufficiently to keep one's head out of the water for an indefinite time. If one can do this he can wait until he has overcome the pains that follow an accidental circumstance in the water, and then he can call for help or approach some floating object with a great deal more certainty than he can by floundering and fighting in the water. Here are a few rules, Dr. Naismith adds: Do not go in soon after meals. A laps of two hours is a good mini- Do not sit on the bank to cool off before taking the plunge. Go in while the blood is going at a good rate. Go in head first, and no at a toe at Go in head first, and not a toe at a time. Do not take a swim in the evening when the air is chilling and the water warns. Breathe through the mouth in the water. You can spit the water out of your mouth but in your nose it strangles you. As soon as a feeling of tiredness comes, rest. This is necessary at the first sign of exhaustion. In an early-season endurance test keep near the bank. It takes as much endurance to swim around the pool as it does to swim across it. Learn to swim on your back and to float. Don't be ashamed to help for help if it is necessary, but don't make a big fuss about it. And don't, above all asks, ask for help as a form of joke. As an after thought, Dr. Naismith said: "I wish I could emphasize for the fellows that go to the river, that when they are washed down below the shallow sand bottom to a step-off, they should not try to fight straight back up-stream but should angle in toward the bank. The cupboard is filled with sand up. This is of the greatest importance, and yet I have never been able to get one of the fellows to do this after they had blown-up. "The greatest factors in the water, however, is experience and common sense." AND MRS. ROBIN DOES ALL THE WORK. Birds Start Housekeeping. Within an arm's reach of an open window facing west from the east wing of Marvin Hall, Mrs. Robin, with the aid of the Mr. Robin built a nest of brass, weeds, sticks, strings and mud. The nest is built on the steel fire escape and is even with the first floor, almost within reach of the ground. The work of building the nest was finished this morning. Mr. and Mrs. Robin brought in the last pieces of string and pieces of soft grass to make the inside of the nest comfortable. Mrs. Robin placed her bit of string on a table, took a piece of string from Mr. Robin and then with a few demonstrations which he seemed to understand very well, she chased him away. Left to put the finishing touches on the nest Mrs. Robin put in about ten minutes rearranging the carefully placed lining of the new home and then came the most interesting process of all. Mrs. Robin carefully set herself in the nest, and began to press it into shape. She would settle herself deep into the nest, squirt ruffle her feathers, turn the crown or twice to make theinish uniform on all sides, and then climb out to look over her work. For early an hour she squirmed about and pressed her breast into the nest, then she took another look and flew away. two surveyed proudly. Mrs. Robin settled herself on the nest, and Mr. Robin found a perch for himself on a nearby tree, swelled out his chest and sang a robin song as he boasted that he had built the nest all by himself. And so Mr. and Mrs. Robin have started in spring housekeeping within sight from a dozen windows, and within reach of one. She turns her back to the open window where professors and students peep out at her. It was only a few minutes until she returned with Mr. Robin, and the SOME BUILDING--FRASER SAYS THE STATISTICS FIEND Did you ever stop to think of the amount of rock, wood, glass and cement used in the construction of Fraser Hall? The building has 60,970 square feet of floor space, which would furnish standing room for more people than there are in Topeka. If the floor space were divided into blocks one block would be in front of the other block touching the one next to it, the line would extend to a distance of approximately eleven and one-half miles. There are 302 windows in Fraser which have an area of something like 5,500 square feet of glass, which would more than cover the largest green house in the city. There are also windows in the manufacture of eye glasses similar to some of those sold by peddlers, there would be glass enough for over 260,000 nairs. If a student should start from the basement floor and walk up the steps to the roof of Fraser, he would climb 181 steps. If he were walking on the street and his stride measured 30 steps, then he would cover a distance of 150 yards. A student having one class day on the third floor of Fraser, climbs 270 steps a week in order to attend his class, providing he attends five times a week. He also covers the 9,720 steps to attend this one class providing he takes the same study both semesters or another one on the third floor. NEW LIGHTS FOR FETE Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. Special Effects Will be Used in "The Stuff of Laughter" Friday Night New and advanced ideas in lighting effects such as are seldom tried for outdoor spectacles except in the east, where they are most popular. Of the May Fete night performances. Edward Martin, University electrician, and John M. Shea, superintendent of grounds, are the men associated with the effects for the stage on which "The Stuff of Laughter" will be produced, on the golf links. Two platforms, twelve feet high, are being erected among the trees in the stages will be two bathtouses of five hundred watt nitrogen lamps equipped with powerful reflectors. Sixty yards in front of the stages, and back of the audience, and like a musical spot lights will be a similar battery of the powerful lights. By means of a color screen, eight different colors of light will be used during the performance, the color varying with the dramatic action. The lights throw the lights through the trees and by combining colors in mid air. So powerful will the lights be that during the whole time of the performance, the entire supply of current from the University pumping station will be utilized. Two electricians however, will be stationed at the station to make re-connections in case of a fire. Horace Stargas, sophomore engineer from Hennessey, Okla., has pledged Sigma Tau, the honorary engineering fraternity. Alta Smith, special Fine Arts, will entertain the active members of Mu Phi at the home of her sister, Mrs. R. E. Barnes, Wednesday evening, May 10. AGREE WITH GOMPERS K.U. Professors Say With Union Leader That Labor Is Not a Commodity Samuel Gompers of the American Federation of Labor said in a recent interview that labor is not a commodity and this raised certain questions in the minds of some students of economics. The matter was taken up with Prof. H. A. Millis and Prof. F. J. Gompers, although the subject bears some modifications and explanations. Professor Millis said: "Labor is not a commodity taking that term in its strictest sense although it is often much easier to speak of it as such and I often do so after explaining to my class the exact significance that I attach to the term. Labor cannot be separated from the fact that you cannot speak of an individual as he might of a piece of merchandise. Neither are we working primarily for profit, but for the good of mankind, and if we are doing this we cannot speak of mankind as a commodity. LABOR ORGANIZATION AIDS ADJUSTMENT Many people confuse the individual and the power that he can exert and object to organization of labor on the job. Many people confuse supply and demand it makes for unnatural processes. They believe that supply and demand will straighten things out and they will eventually but organization and governmental interference make living more bearable. Professor Blackmar, "the labor is not a commodity," said Professor Blackmar, "a man cannot be separated from his labor and neither he nor his labor is merchandise or power in the sense that steam or an engine must operate." The old slave might have been spoken of as a commodity, but while I am a slave to my desk as long as I am in the employ of the University, I do not have to stay at that We Are, We Are, We Are, We Are, We Are the K. U. Laws PROFESSOR BLACKMAR AGREES "I can run away and I can choose other occupations. It is just because of that that I am not a commodity. You can choose of twenty per cent more occupations than your father could and he of twenty per cent more. You are getting further and further away from being the commodity that it once might have been. Lady Nic Has Friends Lady Nic Has Friends To combat the activities of the Anti-Cigarette League, smokers of the University are planning to form an organization to be known as the Smokers' Club. The Delta Taus defeated the Pi K. A's on Hamilton Field yesterday by the score of 3 to 0. The feature of the game was the pitching of Sutton and Paul. The Delta Taus, getting three hits and the Pi K. A's, two. Send the Daily Kansan home. THE ICONOCLAST An iconoclast is a man who wanders up and down the earth destroying old customs, old traditions and old relics. He is an apostle of unrest. He is the alarm clock of civilization, for he keeps the world awake. He is an expert in the art of protecting the constitution the most cheerfully shows up—and then shows the world up. Columbus was an iconoclast. He fought against the belief that the world was flat. Before he finished he discovered a kind of planet he has never seen before. The glory that was Greece And the grandeur that was Rome." Lincoln was an iconoclast. Before he died, slavery, a national crime, was destroyed. George Washington was an iconoclast. Before he died he proved that his country not only had the strength to gain its freedom, but it also had the wisdom to govern itself. To say the world has made great strides in civilization is simply to say that the iconoclast is "on the job" down through the ages, torturing people. And so it is with Safety. Time was when every one folded their hands with a smug and sanctimonious air and said, "Oh, accidents will happen. You can't manufacture anything that you know." The iconoclast did not know "didn't know." You can't stop an iconoclast with talk like that. They are a determined tribe. Said they, "Why blame Providence for something which is caused by human neglect and carelessness? They can be The rest is history. Already conditions have changed so that fewer men are killed, fewer women are injured and fewer men go through life with injuries. A clover of two and two, Put it in your right shoe, The first young man you meet, In field, street, or lane, You'll get him or one of his name, —Folly lore. Can You Beat It? A $2.00 fountain pen for $1.00. Made by W. A. Shaefer, "the crag lever" self-filling pen. Book Store, 914 Mass. Street—Adv. Billy Sunday's revival song, "Brighten the Corner," is going the rounds among the fraternities and sororites. It has been corrupted Use Queen Elizabeth—the new per- son—and get by the profit on that next payment. "Someone far from Harvard You may lead up to the bar, Pass out the schooners Where you are." The latest and best perfume—Queen Elizabeth—at Dick. Brons—Adv. Kodak books look better if the films are developed at Squires...Adv. Send the Daily Kansan home. New Nifty Serviceable JUST IN—An absolutely new line of bathing caps and slippers for women. A "once over" will convince you of their exceptional quality. CARROLL'S Don't forget the New Varsity Shop for smokes, magazines, etc. It's Handy. Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl Bowersock Theatre TODAY ONLY HENRY WATSON, JR. IN "The Mishaps of Musty Suffer" Smashing, Calm-smashing, Explosive Laughter Also "The Strange Case of Mary Page," Pathe Weekly and a Pathe Comedy, "Luke's Double" ADMISSION 10c I Have an Idea that there are about twenty University professors who are tired of living in houses which do not suit their needs. Is my idea correctly based? If so, You Can Profit by It I own some lots in the University Place Addition—two blocks south of the campus, away from the noise and humdrum of the business section of Lawrence, right on the car line, connected with city water, gas and sewer—which I want to sell. I want you, Mr. University Professor, to buy one of them. Just a Minute— I Want to Build You a House on one of these lots—build it according to your own ideas of what you would like, just as you plan it—and let you pay for it in small monthly installments—pay just a little more each month than you are now expending for rent. In a few years the place will be yours. Isn't that just what you have been waiting for? Now, what do you think of my idea? Let's talk it over. Mass. C.E.Friend Phones 1046 42 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. REVIVE STUDENT UNION NUMBER 150. Among Plans of Herriott for New Student Council for Next Year WANT STUDENT RESPECT "To put the Men's Student Council in a position of responsibility and respect should be the biggest aim of the Council for the coming year," said Junk Herriott, president-elect of the Council for the coming year. Good Will and Co-operation Necessary if Council is to Succeed "When the Council lost its disciplinary power and made a failure of the Student Union it lost a lot of respect from the student body and the faculty, but there is no reason why we should allow this. The Council for the past year deserves a great deal of credit for its work in the establishment of the book exchange and the Co-op store for next year, the paying off of the old Coun-cles, and its active interest in all questions of interest, to the school and the state. "As president of the Council for the coming year I have no definite policies that I want to carry out, except that I will stand behind what ever I understand to be the will of the students of the University. I hesitate to commit myself on the question of Military Training in the University; the students are in favor of such courses and are in pulsory or elective, the Council will do all that is within its power to bring these things about. "We will follow the financial policy of last year's Council, not incurring any debts that we cannot pay for out of regular funds, and keeping a close check on receipts and expenditures. We hope to do as well as this year's council, and come out with a balance in the bank at the end of the year. "We will work with the end in view of establishing a real Student Union at the city level and I am sure that every member of the council feels the responsibility which devolves upon him as one of a body which is being watched closely by the University citizens of the state at large. If the Council is a success we can get practically everything for the University which it needs. If it is a failure, both the Council and the University will be subject of ridicule over the whole state. "With one successful year behind us, we are going to try and have another even more successful year, and all my efforts will be bent towards making the Student Council what it be in the University of Kansas." REHEARSED TORCH CEREMONY ON CAMPUS The old and the new Councils will hold a joint meeting next Tuesday night in Fraser Hall, and the new councilmen and officers will be duly installed. The first meeting will take up the regular business of the Council an begin to get things into shape with the new Councilman. For this meeting whether it will be necessary to have another meeting before the end of this semester. Forty senior women practiced last night on the golf links for the Torch ceremony to be given Friday following the May Fete. After the picnic supper, the women rehearsed the song which they will sing as they march along each fence of the campus of S. Shikai, who composed the music for the song and Prof. Willard A. Wattles, who wrote the words, were present to assist the women. Forty junior women are asked to report to Dr. Alice Goetz. They will receive the senior women at the Fete to take the torches. Miss May Smith, of St. Louis, is the guest of Binkaida, '17 College. Miss Smith intends to stay for May Fete and graduation. She says that although she has visited the University many times, she has never seen the campus when it was more beautiful than it is this spring. Mexican Quake Registers mexican quake register. Recorded when the was recorded early this morning on the seismograph at Blake Hall. The probable location of the source is on the central west coast of Mexico and the estimated distance is between 1330 and 1350 miles. The maximum movement was about three tenths third of an inch. The wave occurred between four and five cockchill the morning, lasting about fifty minutes. French Society Elects The annual election of officers of Le Cercle Francais was held Wednesday. The following were elected for the coming year: Carl Swanson, president; Bob Jones, vice-president; Vera Blackburn, secretary; Guy Becroy, treasurer. Heard at the Registrar's office: George O. Foster: "Well now, I wonder who's been cleaning up my desk so I can't find anything." UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, THURSDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 11, 1916. ELM WORMS ROUTE FAIR GRECIAN DANCERS ELM WORMS ROUTE Because of the small black worms that swing in Titania-like fashion from the trees and stroll over the golf links, the rehearsals of the Grecian Maids was interrupted several times as she went through her places, when a maid discovered that a worm had mistaken her for a part of the natural scenery of the links. W.S.G.A.TO HAVE HOUSE May Fete Funds to go Towards Establishment of New Home A co-operative house for young women of the University of Kansas is one plan that the W. S. G. A. has under way and it hopes to have such an institution in readiness for the coming term. The W. S, G. A. will furnish a house and a chaperon; the members of the house will do all of the work and share any other expenses. This movement is a new one at K U, but at some other universities it has been a decided success. More young women could attend the University if expenses were lightened and it has been proven in the case of the Young Men's Co-operative Club at 1220 Ohio that co-operation is a success. The funds from the May Fete will go toward helping establish this new AFTER ESSAY PRIZES Stiff Competition in the Three Contests Open to K. U. Students More students have entered the contest for the prizes for the best essays on Applied Christianity this year, than ever before. Thirteen contestants have entered. Last year eleven entered which was the record until this year. Prizes of one hundred dollars for the best essay, the second for the best essay, the third, and twenty-five for the fourth are offered. The names of the contestants will not be known until commencement time. In the contest for the one hundred dollar and fifty dollar prizes offered by the National Trades Council of New York City for the first and second best essays on the topic, "The nature of mercy through an adequate American Merchant Marine," eleven contestants' have entered. Their essays must be between 3,000 and 5,000 words in length and must be turned in to the committee consisting of A. H. Mills, G. C. Shaad, and C. A. Dykstra by November 14, 2013, when wise be kept secret until after the winning essays have been decided. In the contest for the Bryan prize of fifty dollars for the best peace essay, only one contestant has entered. The other contestants receive the prize or not on account of there not being any other contestants, Prof. F. H. Hodder said that it all depended on the quality of his essay and good enough it will receive the prize. Mr. Cary J. Wilson, superintendent of the State Insurance Commission, will not lecture, Friday, as was planned by the department of economics. Since it is impossible for him to come to the University at this time, Mr. Wilson has promised to lecture sometime next fall. This was to have been made possible by subjects of economic interest which the department of economics has provided for the especial benefit of the students in the economic department. File Choice of Major Now "During the last month of his sophomore year each student must file with the department in which he applies for the privilege of selecting his major, giving his reasons for the choice. The dean will notify the department concerned of his approval of such application and will send a letter to the department with reference to the work of the junior and senior years. MILSON INSURANCE LECTURE POSTPONED UNTIL, FALI "Sophomores are expected to comply with the provisions of the above at their earliest convenience, and juniors desiring to change their major department should file requests at the same time." Olin Templin. Dr. Olinger to General Assembly Dr. Olinger will leave next Monday for Atlantic N., J., as commissioner to general association and president of the technical committee. Mrs. Olinger will accompany him. They expect to return to Lawrence about June 3. Niles Goes to West Point Word has just been received that John S. Niles, of Kansas City, a student in the University last year, who attended a vacancy at West Point. TO MEET TIGERS TODAY Jayhawker Baseball Team Columbia for Two-Game Series Series MISSOURI GOING STRONG With Twelve Straight Victories Schultze's Men are Optimistic The first of a two-game baseball series with Missouri will be played on the Rollins Field in Columbia this afternoon. The Kansas squad, twelve strong, left Lawrence yesterday morning for the Tiger town and spent a whole day resting before the conference with the Missouriians this afternoon. The Tigers have had great success so far this year in their games. Twelve straight games added to the list of victories have made the Missourians so confident that they are coming back championship pennant adorning the southwest corner of Rothwell Gymnasium. In pitching, hitting and other departments, they are strong and the writers of the dope in the Missouri papers can see nothing but the Missourians all this season. George Smee is slated to start the series for Kansas this afternoon. This star pitcher has been pitching wonton-shaped passes that of any man on the team. He will be in the game at left field whether he gets into the box or not. Red Craig will face the Tigers in the second game and McCarty is reasonably sure that the mighty Gluten and Willow will fall before the Jayhawk fight. By Cargill Sproull But the Tigers need not get greatly exaggerated as to their chances for victories over Kansas for they are liable to get badly left. The twelve games which they have won include only four conference games while Kansas has won an equal number of conference battles. The same teams will play tomorrow afternoon but the baseball squad will not return immediately to Lawrence. Most of the players will remain over for the track meet which starts Saturday morning at 10:30. Then the team will play tomorrow together Saturday afternoon or Sunday morning. The baseball squad which took the trip to Missouri yesterday morning was composed of the following regulators: Capt. Wandel, Smee, Craig, Taylor, Chase, Gibbens, Wood, Chinery. Poier, King. HARTSHORN TO MEXICO Pharmic Student Ordered to Join Militia Obart V. Hartshorn, a junior in the School of Pharmacy, left this morning for the Mexican border where he will patrol duty as a member of the militia of New Mexico. He received two telegrams yesterday ordering him to report immediately to his company at Carlsbad, New Mexico. The first telegram arrived yesterday morning ordering Hartshorn to be in readiness for further commands. Following it, the second one was issued shortly after noon ordering him to Carlsbad. The messages were signed by W. M. Dean, commander of the militia at that place. As soon as the company is organized, it will go on a mission. E. Sayre will recommend to his professors that Hartshorn's credits be allowed. This followed an order issued by President Woodrow Wilson Tuesday calling the militia of New Mexico, Texas and Arizona. It is the first time since the Spanish-American War that the state militia has been ordered out to assist the regular army in an international affair. SIXTY PHARMICS WILL TAKE TRIP TO K. C Sixty Pharmies will start to Kansas City on the six-forty train next Tuesday morning. The purpose of the trip is to visit various manufacturing houses. They will attend the Kansas City International Association, which is meeting in Kansas City, Kansas. They will also be entertained at a banquet at the Harvey House in the evening, followed by a boat ride up the Missouri river. The youngest member of the graduating class this year is Henry N. Tihen, of Andale, who will receive an E. deg., degree from the College of the Phi Beta Pi, and a member of the Phi Beta Pi, and the Phi Beta Kappa fraternities. Mr. Tihen was born at Andale August 10, 1896, and graduated from the high school there in 1913. He was admitted to college only when he became knee trousers when he first came to the University. Misses Emma Hyde and Lucy Olcott, who have been guests of Prof. and Mrs. U. G. Mitchell, have returned to their home in Kansas City. WANTSMOKINGSTOPPED Anti-Cigs Appeal to Senate Go After Tobacco Users Hard GIVE McKEEVER A PUFF In Resolutions They Say C. W Man Isn't Appreciated Here Enter another guardian of the innocence of the men of this University Fearing a joy-ride to the eternal bow-wows on the part of the moral perverses around Mount Oread who vainly carry around burning rolls of tobacco in their mouths and blow ill-smelling clouds of smoke which pollute the fine ozone overhead and offend the nostrils of the tiny birds flying above, the Anti-Cigs, rising in the hills where the evils of tobacco, appeal to the University Senate to save the poor young men from the tobacco habit. ANTI-CIG LOGIC There is nothing, the Anti-Cigs believe, which is so harmful to the public welfare as for a man to smoke a cigarette. Doesn't everyone know that tobacco causes cancer? Of course they all eat bread and butter too, but that is a different matter. They all use tobacco therefore it is wrong to use tobacco, ergo, the fair name of the University of Kansas is the University of Mt. Vernon by the foul users of this weed. UNGRATEFUL TO MCKEEVER Following are the resolutions presented in this session: It might be explained that the "state board of welfare" which is advancing the "finer principles" which are received so ungratefully by the students of university is William A. McKeever, who is known as the director of child welfare. Can anyone resist the logic of the Anti-Ciga? "Wheres, The University Senate has been entrusted with the enforcement of all disciplinary rules and regulations, and, up to the present time, no action has been taken in violations of these, no action has been taken, so far as we are aware; and THE RESOLUTIONS "Whereas, the finer principles advanced and supported by the State Board of Welfare, a board with its headquarters on our own campus, have been derided and made ineffective," she wrote. "A portion unmindful of the reputation given the University by their thoughtlessness; and "Whereas, In open and flagrant violation, on the one hand of a statute of the State of Kansas, and on the other of an ordinance of the City of Lawrence, students still in their minority schools have access to tobacco, both on the campus of the University and on the public highways of this city. "Therefore, be it resolved that we the members of the K. U. Anti-Cigarette League, desiring not only to impose restrictions on themselves, but further to improve the reputation of the University throughout the state, do respectfully urge the University Senate that they take action to enforce the disciplinary rules now existing." "Passed by the K. U. Anti-Cigar ette League, May 8, 1916. "J. A. TRAVER, "Secretary." There are good worms and there are bad worms but the worst of all worms is the measuring worm. This inquisition has taken possession. Their number is as near infinity as the last payment on an installment plan Grand piano, not content with our length, breadth and surface area, these little box constructions go in for inside information. That is to say every aperture is a funnel. Dr Naismith's physical examination it is the exception of the chest expansion. MEASURING WORMS GIVE STUDENT EXAMINATIONS Whether these pets will develop into beautiful canary birds or wild coyotes the zoology department only knows. But in their present stage of evolution their foot races and hurdling matches up and down our neighbor's back, are interesting and in keeping with the time of year. MRS. STRONG TO HEAD WOMEN'S ASSOCIATION The members of the Women's association of the University meet Tuesday afternoon at the home of Mrs. Frank Strong. The members of the association are the wives of the professors and the women teachers. At the meeting Tuesday plans were discussed which officers elected as follows; President, Mrs. Frank Strong; vice-president, Mrs. E. Haworth; secretary, Mrs. Bennet Allen; treasurer, Mrs. Slusss, and Mrs. Dains, social chairman. Peter Applebloom, instructor in the department of Romance Language, is meeting his classes again after a week's illness. HONEY FOR SEVERAL SCHOLARSHIPS EXPECTED The custom of giving the May Fete was originated for the purpose of raising money for scholarships. The proceeds of the fete this year will be used for scholarships to be given to women students of the W. S. G. A. Some years there have been several of these scholarships, and it is expected that the proceeds this year will be sufficient for several. PREYER PLAYS TONIGHT Will be Assisted by Alexander Henneman of St. Louis A recital of unusual interest will be given tonight in Fraser Hall when Alexander Henneman of St Louis and Prof. Carl A. Preyer of the Fine Arts faculty give the following program. Dresser. a teacher; Bavist-Thomas; Tocatt and Fugue Schumann; Romance F. Sharp Major Mendelsohn; Scherzo a Capriccio Mr. Hinneman; "Music as a Mental, Physical and Spiritual Factor in Education." Mr. Prever: M. Prayer Debassy...Danse (by request) Debassy...Clare de Lune Smetana...Polka H, Miniman: "The Progress," Soccer as a Means of Correlation in Musical Performance m. frreyer: Liszt... Tarantella Venezuela a Napol RE-ELECT MISS GITTENS Y. W. C. A. Secretary Chosen Again for Next Year Yesterday Miss Ann E. Gittins was re-elected secretary of the University Young Women's Christian Association, at a meeting of the Association, yesterday afternoon. That the two years that Miss Gittins has been in the work have been successful in the Association is shown in Figure 10.1. The weekly meetings has increased from an average of 83 persons to an average of 150. Also the financial status of the Association is in a better condition than ever before. The budget of $1575 and a surplus of $225 for financing of the new year have been raised. Miss Gittins' successful management of the May Fete last year, and his recent successes have made possible this condition of the financial side of the work. DELUXE COPIES TOMORROW Fine Edition of Jayhawker Ready for Distribution The de luxe editions of the 1916 Jayhawker are at last in town according to Manager Ross E. Busenstein and manager Tommy Friday from 11:20 to 12:30. The editors are anxious that all those who have any business to straighten up with the management will call at this time. Be be the center of tomorrow's activity. Those who have seen the de luxe editions say that they are the finest books that have ever appeared at the university. The cover is green morocco with a lining of silk. These books are only secured by special order. The editors announce that there are absolutely no more Jayhawkers to be had' and that only those who have paid for their books can secure them. All those who have books coming to them must call tomorrow for them or find the editors when they do want them. The paddle welding preclivities of the strong-arm firm of Kabler, Reedy & Co. ran unabetted during the past week. A well-behaved first year man fell victim to their activities at the Interscolastic track meet Saturday and it is reported that they directed their paddles against certain bodies which are not generally known as posterior. But then freshmen should learn to keep their hans is out of danger, say the aggressors. Katherine Reding, '18 College, has decided that white shoes will not do at all for hikes. She got stuck in the mud Saturday afternoon while on a geology research trip, and came out of the shoes as black as any on the road. Flaude Johnson, the librarian on the second floor of Spooner, declared that she could tell just how early students were learning by the way they were dressed. Ralph Stevens of Kansas City an- swers to his brother in giving his ori- genal name to the group. Proof for the new graduate catalog has been received at the Registrar's office from the State Printer. The catalog will be out in June. GRAD FOR PRESIDENT New York Times Picks Herbert S. Hadley, A. B. 1882 as The Man A COMPROMISE CANDIDATE Republicans Will Split on Roose velt and Kansan Will be chosen The next candidate on the Republican ticket for president will in all probability be Ex-Gov. Herbert Haddad, a former Republican title written in the Sunday magazine section of the New York Times. Mr. Hadley attended K. U. and graduated from New York University afterwards attended Northwestern University getting a degree in law. The New York writer picks Hadley as a compromise candidate between the Progressive and standup elements of the party. He figures that all the Roosevelt strength will go to Donald Trump, but others see that they cannot nominate Root or Hughes their support will be also turned to Mr. Hadley. In the convention of 1912 in which the big steal occurred he was chairman of the convention. He criticized the leaders but refused to leave the party. Hs has always taken a good deal of interest in the University and the first game ever played on McCook between K. U. and Missouri. Another former K. U. student is destined to play an important part in the Republican convention which meets on June 9 in Chicago. This man is Senator William E. Borah of Idaho. He is a progressive Republican and he works with students who under the direction of J. P. Davison of the J. P. Morgan and Co. interests are trying to put across the election of either Hughes or Root. BLACK HELMETS PLEDGE Soph Honorary Society Bids Nineteen Freshmen The following men are now wearing ledge ribbons of the Sophomore Hon- Under the large cottonwood tree outween Fraser Hall and Snow Hall the Black Helmets of the Sophomore class gathered at noon today and pledged nineteen members of the freshman class who are excused from attending of the organization next year, as members of the sonhomme class. Walter Weissenborn, Bill Harrison, Herb Mee, Raphalm Smart, Harold Arend, Krumbach, Clyde Caudal, Eldon Smith, Frank Gage, George Woodward, J. V. Connelly, Harry Cronwell, John W. Doyle, Dward Martin, Lewis Foster, Tom Pringle, Howard Laslett, Bill Bill POOL GIVEN TO WOMEN TO PRACTICE FOR MEET Miss Hazel Pratt, assistant director of Physical Training says, "The pool will be turned over to the women next week for practice for the swimming lesson, and then on Monday evening, May 18. The women can swim any hour of the day from 11:30 on. Much interest is being taken in the contest and all those who wish to take part are requested to all contestants that can be scheduled. Every Wednesday afternoon, at 2:00 o'clock until school is out, Miss Pratt will take a class to Potter Lake. The women may wear their individual suits to the gymnasium and report before going to the lake. The pool will be open on regular days. Y. M. Cabinet Go on Hike The Y. M. C. A. Cabinet will hold their annual retreat Saturday evening and Sunday at Cameron's Bluff. Plans for the year's work will be discussed by each of the committee chairman, so that everyone will realize the general aims of the Association for the year. Homer Grafton, State Y. M. C. A. secretary will attend the retreat and speak on "The Setting-Up of the Year's Work." Each of the chairmen will report at this meeting as to the success he has had in his portion of the final financial campaign. This will be done in order that all the pledges for this year may be collected. Winifred N. Seaver, of Wichita,'18 College, has pledged Sigma Kappa. The Weather The Forecast: Showers tonight, Friday probably fair, continued cool. MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 8 to 12 Week of May 8 to 12 Leader the Rev. H. W, Hargelt. General subject: "Unexplored Remainders." Daily Subjects: Friday: "Remainders of Faith." UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Chas S. Sturtevant ... Editor-in-Chief Edwin H. Wullinger ... News Editor BUSINESS STAFF REPORTORIAL STAFF William Cady...Business Manager Chas. Sturveyant...Adv. Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Paul Dringel Brian Donnelly Carell Spillrell Ralph Ellis Charles Sweet John Horman Harry Morgan Vince Verde Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class, mail mat- ter office in lawsuits. Kansas under the "national lawsuits" act. Published. In the afternoon five veterans of Kansas, from the press of versity of Kansas, from the press of Address ai communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of your own university, than more printing, further research or obtaining University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be dignified; to be humorous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to understand, and to justify the students of the University. THURSDAY,' MAY 11, 1916 THE PLACE OF UNIVERSITY WOMEN Militant feminism, overturning time-honored conventions and trampling the platitudes of the philosophers in the dust, is establishing itself in American universities. Like most revolutionary movements the start has been made in the great middle west, where women already have thrown off many worn-out bonds, and it will surely spread to the schools of the east. The college woman is coming to her own. Witness the condition during the present school year at the University of Kansas. A few weeks ago we elected a woman as College Day speaker from the largest school in the University. Before that a woman had held sway as editor-in-chief of the Daily Kansan and women have been on the board every year for the last half decade. The Phi Beta Kappa society elected three times as many women as men this year. A woman is head of the Quill Club, many women are holding class offices, and women are active in the direction of the dramatic organizations. The University of Missouri recently elected a woman to the board which controls the University Daily Missourian and women are active in all activities at the Tiger school. It may seem far-fetched to say that the next decade may see a woman as president of the College, or that we will have a mixed student council with a woman as president, but such a condition is entirely probable. Woman cheer-leaders, women on the athletic board and women in every school activity where they are possibly eligible we'll see them all in the coming years. Encouraged by the advent of the "denutured Dutch lunch," and the "smokeless smoker," some of the milita boys are beginning to hope for a peaceful war. NEW SOURCE OF REVENUE Save your waste paper. With the great advance in price of all print paper there has been a correspondingly higher price paid by paper mills for all scrap paper. The newspapers the world over have felt the effects of the war in more ways than one. Before the year had passed, many newspapers were forced to use news print paper that had not been whitened by chemicals. Lately many papers have found it difficult to be assured of a sufficient supply of print paper at all. One University organization has been accustomed to save all tinfoil to help in the defraying of expenses. With the high prices paid for waste paper this organization and others could no doubt find it profitable to save all of their waste paper. One city corporation which maintains a system of waste cans has arranged with its local paper mill to collect all of the waste paper and pay the city at the rate of twenty-five cents per hundred pounds for the paper collected. Many of the larger Lawrence business firms have maintained paper bailers for a number of years and have saved money selling their waste paper to the Lawrence Paper Mill. With such a source of revenue the students might find it possible to collect money for the dormitory fund. Save your newspapers, magazines, candy boxes. They are worth money. STUDENT SELF-STARTERS There is one class of students in the University who are preparing to be real double-barreled successes. They are the men who work who mow lawns, wash windows, wait tables, drive automobiles—for other people—and spend their spare hours saving father's money instead of spending it. They are the self-starters who do not need advice or sympathy the real believers in preparedness who are making double preparation, the salt of the University who make stumbling blocks for the critics. The mother of a self-starting student doesn't have to wash clothes to keep him in school. She doesn't have to take in roomers and she doesn't have to apologize for her son or daughter. For the self-starting student makes good. He learns business and books at the same time. He learns the value of an hour and the necessity of organization. And K. U, can well use a few more self-starters. WHAT IS A "ROCHE"? At last the secret is out! We have wondered for a long time what the word "Boche" meant, when used by the French in speaking of the German soldiers. We had imagined that it was a scathing term of reproach; some blighted epithet that would go down in the annals of history as a synonym for savage cruelty. Now comes forward the New Yorker Staats Zeitung with the information that the word originally designated a person who had violated an order of the German Penal Code, and that it was used as a form of revilement towards Italians in France, called by the latter, Italobches. As a matter of fact its meaning is the most harmless and might well be said to correspond to our own word—"cabbage-head." If the French content themselves with simply counting heads on the enemy, they will not have transgressed very far. Jayhawk Squawks J. SQUAKS Students are polite from principle, but our observation is that the good-looking girl opens fewer doors. Mexico is positively discourteous at times. the average person would rathen a lambarder him than ignore him completely. Among other liars we would not cheerfully dispense with is the salesman who tells us the size of our hoes. The only way to appreciate good music is to get used to it—er, educated to it, we mean. A friend writes in to ask why the collyume has published no verse lately. We're waiting on our poetlic license. We've been in the country some time, but it hasn't arrived yet. Statistics show that the oculist business has increased this year. Of course, this has no connection with the short skirt styles, but— We maintain that, as a whole women are not accurate; and as a whole they cannot submit their abilities in shooting, throwback or describing a friend's party-dress. Rivaling in antiquity the "bright and smiling faces" phrase is the joke founded on the same. Most of the preachers are now busy explaining how Billy does it To the college woman the following poem, by Simon Barr, of the modern American school, will furnish food for thought. "Presser wanted, must have experience 12. E. 8th," want ad in the St. Mary's school. A man on the ground is worth two writing letters. POET'S CORNER In order that all the brothers may know each other and there be no confusion or mistaken the local chapter directory of its active members soon. Weather forcast in the Kansan: *Wetmore visits K. U.* Hour after hour, she rattles at th boys Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. Blind to the world taint through hen helps, helps, Dreaming eld-reels, re-living IN THE OFFICE -G. Whizz. With head bent low and furtive smiling lips --dreaming girl-dreams, re-living memories. Hour after hour, the hands of litt- ease use their soul—flash from cases Karen not their soul—flash free —their floral tips Strong words that rear a tower or launch great ships strong words that fear a lower or launch great ships Voyaging for miracles upon strange seas: strong words that crush in steel and blaze in fire; Essays in Tabloid Tablets Startle a myriad arms; give life to wheels; Fashion men's destinies and wing desire; BERNARD SHAW Fashion men'sDestines and wing desire; Levy earth'stribute; guide the golden stream;— She weaves the magic age . . . yet weary feels . . . Dead monodies . . . and dreams her greater dream. B. Shaw's. And English writing. Guy. Who kids the folks. Along. And keeps them. Guessing. As to whether. He means. It or whether. He does. Not. In our opinion. He usually does. Not. He wrote Androcles. And the Lion. Which was good. In that it. Kicked the critics. Busy fighting over. It. And gave the other dubs. Who were. Writing a chance. Some say that Bernard. Is a comical. Harlequin. Others. That he is the most. Serious man of the age. We say. He's a bit of. Both. Seriousness without. Humor. Is about as interesting as an election ballot. And humor without. Seriousness. Prevalent. Not. He is the wisest bird. Unshot in our. Opinion because. He gets away with. It. People can't understand. Him. And that proves. That his befrelly is not. Uninhabited. Shaw has it on. Eva Tanguay in that. He does not need. A press. Agent. And can keep dressed. On Pinero. In that he. Bats 1,000. With every play. He is the. Supreme kidder of the. Universe today. And to be a success as a. Kidder one has. To keep. The bats. Out. CAMPUS OPINION Communications must be signed as evidence of good faith and names will not be published without the writer's consent THE GYM AGAIN I wish to call the attention of those in authority to the conditions which now exist in the men's department of the gymnasium. There is, in the first instance, a special supervision, due to too few instructors. At present Mr. H. A. Lorenz is the only regular one. He cannot be down at McCook Field and up at the gym at the same time; the result is not only that I am left to shift for itself. Twice I have gone to the gym on the proper afternoons, hoping to gain admittance to the swimming pool. Not only was the latter place locked, and the pool closed, but the single person was in charge throughout the entire men's side. The women's department has several instructors, even going so far as to appoint one to look out for and prevent accidents in the swimming pool. What prevents the University from allowing the men at least enough supervisors in charge so that the service they have paid for is really given them? Furthermore, when a University Senate going to do about it? state and innocent, ignorant Mary brings criticism on poor, long-suffered men. Cloth help make a man or a woman if they're the right kind of clothes. Many students, who were born on the back prairies of Kansas receive money from Dad to purchase new clothes in Kansas City instead of the machine-made clothes of Mrs. McKean, and that meant they have sent. For now that Mary is at the University she must be properly and stylishly dressed. STUDENTS WANTED—Who desire to earn from $5.00 to $16.00 per month in the summer months until teen up-to-date quick selling articles. Call Bell 823. 149-5. But it is not easy to turn a girl loose in Kansas City without the counsel of an older and wiser head, and have her return to school properly, sensibly and modestly dressed. This ignorance of Mary's often causes an unusual and uneasy Georgia Georges on the Hill, for a college man cannot resist laughing derisively at a dress too brief, too loud, and too diaphanous. WANT ADS Let's have a censor for dress. CENSORS FOR DRESS Editor Kansan: —Equality. WANTED—Two rooms and sleeping porch to accommodate four girls next year. Please call 2325W. YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN with selling ability can earn big wages during vacation. Straight legitimate proposition. Come up and let me tell you how. C. W. Carman, Merchants Bank Building. 150-10 CLASSIFIED KEELER'S BOOK STORE. 329 Mass. St. Typewriters for sale or rent. Paper and School Supplies. Paper by the band and book. 10c. Pictures and Picture framing. Rook Store ED. W. PAPSONS, Esraver, Watch- jewelry, Bell phone 711, 717, 718 China Painting MISS ESTELLA NORTHRUP. china painting. Orders for special occasions handled. 756 Mass. Pho- Bell 152. PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO. for gas, garbage and Mazda Lamps. 937-452-8000. K, U SHOE SHOP and Pantotiorum is the best place for best results 1342 Printing This also causes a great deal of unnecessary comment throughout the B. H. DALE, Artistic Job Printrin Both phones 228, 1027 Mass. FORNEY SHOE SHOP, 1017 Mass. St. of the mistake. All work granted. Dressmaktné MRS M, A. M. MORGAN, 1381 Tennessee MRS M, A. M. MORGAN, 1381 Tennessee Kuring Kuring, very reasonable. Kuring Kuring, very reasonable. PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires' studio. Both phones. HARRY REDING. M. D. Eyer, ee, Bob Redding. U.Bldg. Phones. Bell $12. $12 U.Bldg. Phones. Bell $12. G, W, JONES, A, M, M, D. *Disease* *colour* cysts *cuture* suture *Heal- ling* skin *Phone* sore J. R. BRECHT M., D. M. D. O. $33 Mua Both phones, office and residence. A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law 743 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas. DR. H, W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist. 3018 Parkins Bldg. Lawrence, Kansas. C. E. ORLEUP, M D. D. Dick Hide. Bya C. E. ORLEUP, M D. Dick Hide. Successor to the guardian guaranteed. PATENTED MODEL OF A WOODEN BOOT Wise Men and Their Shoe Money A receive the biggest value per penny paid out. NYONE can spend money, but well-spent dollars are the dollars that We sell Regals, because they exemplify most fully the character of this store and the quality of our merchandise. Regals are always up-to-date—the quality is guaranteed—the prices challenge comparison. Eve has a car we sell carries any endorsement. Regals win your trade on style. They keep your trade on the satisfaction they give. As an example of what Regal manufacturing ingenuity, collective purchasing power and quantity production can provide, come in and see our large variety of Spring models in Regal shoes. We illustrate a last that is having a big run in our 120 Regal stores from the Atlantic to the Pacific. PECKHAM'S C O Kodak Time is Here Remember the good times with pictures. A real kodak for 75 cents. Come in and see it. Evans Drug Store 819 Mass. MRS. EDNAH MORRISON at 1146 Tenn. St., Does Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling for University Women. Bell Phone 1154J. Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository THESIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH Typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St. PROTSCH The College Tailor Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. "From Obscurity to a Place of Prominence" That is what Kansan advertising has done for one Lawrence greenhouse. Two months ago, the Lawrence Floral Co., had a good business, but was not getting its share of the University trade. In fact, most K. U. students didn't know that there was a Lawrence Floral Co. Starting about the first of March, two small ads appeared every week in the Daily Kansan talking about flowers. They were not filled with flowery phrases—although such would have been suitable in an advertisement for a floral company—but just told the students that they would receive the best in flowers, prompt service and courteous treatment if they spent a little of their money at the Lawrence Floral Co. The copy was written by one of the students on the staff of the Daily Kansan and was not meant to drive the man out of business in three or four days for want of flowers to fill the demand. But gradually the trade came. Three or four sororities gave the Lawrence Floral Co. their order for flowers for their parties. And then a few more came and a few more— And today, the bulk of the business of the Lawrence Floral Co. is with students of the University of Kansas. INTELLIGENT ADVERTISING, HIGH QUALITY GOODS, COURTEOUS TREATMENT AND PROMPT SERVICE ALWAYS PAY. And not the least of these is INTELLIGENT Advertising. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN FROYLE BACKWELL for CINEMAS or THEATRES www.froylebackwell.com The Varsity TODAY Carlyle Blackwell IN "The Shadow of Doubt" SHOWS: Matinee 2:45, 4:10 Night 7:40, 9:10 Arrow Shirts—guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl Bowersock Theatre TODAY ONLY BLANCHE SWEET in "THE CLUE" A Drama of Thrills Also "GLEEFUL GUARDIANS" A One Reel Pathe Comedy TOMORROW TOMORROW Dustin Farnum in "DAVID GARRICK" 2023-07-15 WHAT? is home without a mother? Just about as much as Mother's day is without a carnation. Next Sunday is the one day of all the year on which you may show the reverence for your mother. A red carnation if she is living, otherwise, a white one. Place your order early—that you may not be disappointed. In single orders, 10c apiece, or $1.00 per dozen. THE LAWRENCE FLORAL CO. Bell 55. Home Grown Flowers Are Freshest. 1447 Mass. Calls to any point within the 5 cent limit,10 cents. Calls within the 10 cent limit. 15 cents. Hauls 5 cents from down town to points within the boundaries of Haskell 11 Avenue, Thirteenth Street, Missouri Street and the Kansas River. Hauls beyond above boundaries 10 cents Answer calls for all day and night trains. Joy Riding and Country Driving. Trosper Jitney Station 730 Mass. Phones 970 At 900 Tennessee RAYMOND'S PLAYTHRING BOOM PRIVATE for parties, banquets, committee feeds, call 92 on the Bell for reservations. Let us prepare your next picnic lunch. A Bureau of Occupations is in all probability to be created in connection with the office of the alumni secretary at the University of California, Berkeley. In Harvard, Yale and Columbia, a similar office is doing efficient work for both recent graduates and alumni. In addition to finding employment, the bureaus have many other functions, such as the research into the opportunities along different lines, and the advising of graduates. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:20, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong Chocolates made fresh every day is one pound boxes at 50 cents. Wiedemann's—Adv. The "Ever Sharp" pencil in German silver and gold will make a beautiful and useful present. $1.00 to $3.50 each. 18 inches of lead in each pencil. See them. Wolf's Book Store.—Adv. LOUISIANA EDITORS LOUISIANA EDITORS AT STATE UNIVERSITY The department of journalism or Louisiana State University entertained the Press Association of that state recently at Baton Rouge. President Leo DeCoux, in his address opening the convention, stated that the slipshod policy of the papers of Louisiana had cost them much money in the past and advocated a printer bureau to investigate the matters of the newspaper and the cost of the newspaper may be more remunerative. Dr. C. J. Edwards of the Abbeville Meridional, addressed the organization on "Forty Years in Newspaperdom." S. O. Landry, business manager and president of the Chambers Advertising Agency of New Orleans spoke on "Co-operating with the Advertising Agency of the New Orleans City, the correspondent for the New Orleans Times-Picayune gave a talk on "Views of a Washington Correspondent." Edward C. Johnston of the Western Newpaper Union of Little Rock, Arkansas, discussed "Publicity Legislation." "Motion Pictures of Louisiana Wild Life," was the title of an illustrated lecture by Stanley C. Arrington, commissioner of the Commission of Louisiana, Hon. Harry D. Wilson, commission-elect of Agriculture and Immigration talked on the "Agricultural Development of Louisiana, while James L. Wright, of New Orleans, president of the New Orleans Bankers' Loan and Securities Company in his address of Louisiana's Needs from the Rural Council." He noted that mortgage institutions for the farmers of the state were a necessary reform. Forty editors from different parts of the state attended the sessions of the convention. The University of California, Berkeley, held a day tag recently to raise $1,100 to complete the fund of $3,000 necessary to defray the expenses of the track team to the I. C. A. A. A. A. meet at Harvard and the Western Conference meet at Chicago. "Keep California on the Map!" Let's send the track team East!" was the slogan used by the students. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Allegretta Chocolate Creams are the treats fresh shipment in to-day. Buy Frank Strong EDITOR PRAISES K. A new line of tennis shoes at Cars roll's—Adv. Says People of Kansas Should Give Institutions Better Support FINDS ONLY GENTLENESS Speaks of Personal Honor Among University Men "After spending a week in Lawrence and having had the opportunity many times in the past to visit at other schools, the writer is free to state that he doesn't believe there is a school in Kansas in which the free, open hearted hospitality exists to the degree it does in K. U. For true courteousness in K. U. it fails and whatever indictments may be brought against the frats generally we exempt those of K. U. It was the second time we have had the pleasure of being entertained there and the welcome was most hearty each time. Will Townley, editor of the Great Bend Tribune, who was one of the visiting editors last week tells us of his impressions of the University in a half column editorial. Mr. Townley was among the most active of the visiting editors during the week he spent during the course. He tells of his trip as follows: The writer was a guest of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon chapter house and had the opportunity of studying the working behind the scenes. He was entertained with others at meals at the Sigma Chi house and received invitations to other frat houses. In every instance he found a lot of fine, many young fellows, courteous and oblique and an interesting outfit of derision. He found that there was no roydwity, that the frats have built up a standard of personal honor, of application to studies, that is most pleasing to one who has heard a different story and our advice to the young man going to K. U. is to accept any chance he may meet to get into something there. The hoist serves courtesy to the guest stands foremost with the boys of K. U., and we're for them. SAYS MONEY IS NEEDED SAYS MONEY IS NEEDT "There are rules of U.S. law that the school is being crippled by the people of the state who do not understand the way in which they are cramped for room, in the appropriations that are asked for and denied and there is little doubt but if the people of the state should visit the University to learn about the conditions existing there they would be a lot more willing to demand that the legislature show more liberality in the operation of the big school of Kansas and the west. There is a great work being done at the State Universities, a valuable corps of instructors there should be aided by the state in every way. "MORE BUILDINGS NECESSARY" "MORE BUILDINGS NECESSARY" "Lawrence is one of the pillars of diversity buildings that are located on Mount Oread, the highest point in eastern Kansas. No prettier campus can be found than K. U. and the visitors are always charmed by the beauty of the scene from which they get there. The school has been growing too fast and more buildings and equipment are needed." ANNOUNCEMENTS The University Orchestra will give its last concert for this year Thursday evening, May 18, in Fraser Hall, at 8:00 p. m. Black Helmets at phi Kappa house Thursday evening at 7:00. Sigma Delta Chi smoker at Pi Kappa Alpha house Thursday night 8 to 9:30. The Kansas City Branch of the Associated Collegiate Alumnae has established two seventy-five dollar scholarships for junior and senior women of Kansas City, Kan. or Mo. The college's committee on scholarships for women, Miss Gallo, Miss Oliver and Miss Charles, 148-15. Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once at her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. All participants in the May Fete to marrow afternoon when in costume or not must wear an admittance tag; Dr. Alice Goetz. A man wearing a nice, new, bright straw hat and a shabby suit looks about as good as a 1904 motor model car and has a set of tires. See Schulz—Adv. Fruit salad, whipped cream and wafers. Ten cents a plate. Wiede mann's—Adv. "The Technique of Soul Expansion," Dr. S. Olinger, Presbyterian Church, Sunday night.-Adv. For your parties and dances see management about you, refresh- ments-we'll give you a chance. From the Follies—They'll Dance at the Fete BALLET NEWS MEN TO ELECT Journalism Department Politics Will be Settled Next Tuesday Tuesday And now the journalism students are to take a hand in politics of their own. The annual election of officers for the Associated Journalism Office will be held in the office of the Daily Kansan. Six officers will be elected at the regular election to serve during the next year. President, vice-president, secretary (men), secretary (woman), treasurer, and three-tarms will be the officers elected. The journalism students organized in February, 1916 with Guy Scrivner as president. His term only lasted until the close of school this semester and the officers elected at this time will take office in September. The regular Australian ballot system will allow the department will have the privilege of voting for their candidates on a printed ballot. Any student regularly enrolled in the department is eligible to vote and hold office. The political pot had not begun to boil very hard this morning and the candidates had not announced themselves or even hinted that they had been "urged" to run by numerous friends. But they have little time left in which to start their campaign for the petition; the organization is an executive board of the organization before six o'clock to tomorrow night. A payment of twenty-five cents must accompany each petition to cover the cost of election. Utonia—Phase I "Helen, darling, will you divorce me?" "Oh, Jack—you know we've been married only two years—and—and have you asked papa?" "He says to do as we please." "Ob Jack—" They clinch, caress, embrace, oscule, deescolate, hug, kiss, et cetera DEANS COMING TO K. U. The court room was pretty well decorated with yellow and green roses, with a beautiful floral tribute of crimson ramblers and asparagus from the janitor. Helen wore a five-piece outfit that included other articles too numerous to mention, and carried a bouquet of lemon blossoms. Jack had on his usual suit with a knot of red sunflowers in his button-hole and $3.78 in his pocket. The ceremony was performed by MacGillivray, happy and living in Newark and Jamieola Plain with their parents.—Jack-o'-Lantern. Fridays and Saturdays are fruit salad days at Wiedmann's.—Adv. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. "The Technique of Soul Expan- ishment" Presbyterian Church, Sunday night Frank Strong. Special—The cherry ice at Wiedemann's.—Adv. Isn't old line insurance simply the balancing of the compound interest tables against the mortalities 'table? Someone possibly succeed in the long run? Heads of College Will Hold 1917 Conference in Lawrence No Important Rules L. S. Beughly The deans of the colleges of the state universities in the North Central Association will meet at the University of Kansas next year for their annual conference. Dean Templin has just returned from this year's conference, and he said it was it was on his invitation that the deans decided to come to Kansas next year. Dean Templin has been chairman of the association of deans ever since it was organized a number of years ago upon his initiative. The conference has a definite program each year and devotes the last meeting to an open forum for the discussion of any questions which may be brought up. '90 OFFERS LOAN FUND New Scholarship for Women of Junior and Senior Class Is In Sight EACH WILL GIVE DOLLAR Old Grads Hop to Raise $100 to Aid Indigent Student '15 WILL RETURN The class of '90 expects to be able to announce a $100 loan scholarship, at commencement time. The money is to be loaned to worthy women of the class, and to establish the scholarship, every member of the class of '90 is asked to contribute at least one dollar, although, Harriette F. Sterling of 920 Indiana Street, Lawrence, who is col-umnic to the class, one need be limited to that amount." The eleven members present at the twenty-fifth reunion of the class last June, thought it would be a worthy object for the class to create such a fund and started the plan to add to the $31.88 now on hand. After a year out of school the class returns to return commencement week for its last exam. MUST PAY FOR DINNER Russell Gear, secretary of the class, writes from Guymon, Oklahoma, urging every member of the class to come to the reunion and fulfill that longing and desire to visit the campus and see the old friends at K. U. again. He says, "You owe it to the class, as well as to the University this spring and I feel certain that you will be there to help keep alive the spirit that was so prominent during the entire four years." The class of '15 received the last free commencement dinner. This year the dinner will cost fifty cents a person and the members of last year's class will have a chance to show the people of the state that they do think enough of the old school to come back and attend the annual dinner even though they do have to pay for it. By the way, Russell also says he is being stuck pretty hard, sending out all those letters to the classmates of '15 and if they would each send him two-bits, he could keep things going for some time to come. Remember the phone number—It's 182. —Wiedemann's—Adv. The Vogue of Cheap Furniture Is Passing.— "The Technique of Soul Expansion," Dr. S. Olinger, Presbyterian Church, Sunday night—Adv. Send the Daily Kansan home. The vogue of the merely expensive is also passing. American homes now demand unqualified quality in furniture—sets The gaudy, the filmsy—all unworthy examples of household art are passing. and pieces which do not part from the canons of good taste, and which are honestly, solidly made. Just Such Furniture You Will Find Here. E.S. Strachan FURNITURE 808-810 Mass. St. Have You Heard The NEW EDISON? TWO MEN AND A WOMAN SITTING ON A COUCH. THE MAN IS READING A NEW PAPER, AND THE WOMAN IS STUDYING IT. University faculty and students are especially invited to come in and enjoy hearing Mr. Thomas A. Edison's most wonderful invention—the NEW EDISON phonograph. It recreates the original tone with absolute fidelity. Diamond Disc Hall The Exclusive EDISON Store 1007 Massachusetts St. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The Sport Coat and the important part it will play in the wardrobe of every discriminately dressed young man. For the coming Summer season the new pinch-back sport coat promises to be of such popular favor that no young man's wardrobe will be complete without one. They are made from light weight knitted fabrics and Piping Rock flannels and for the Summer dance are especially good loking with white corduroy, white serge or flannel trousers. A man carrying a golf club. A boy is running behind him. © AD&C. For the morning motor trip you'll enjoy their cool comfort—On the tennis court the sport coat will be much in evidence—They are so constructed that they give freedom of arms making an ideal coat for golfers. (We have golf knickers to match them). Then for loafing 'round the house they are much more practical than a house coat. In fact we think they are about the most practical all around garments that were ever designed for man's comfort. Here are the prices at which we are selling the various sport outfits; Sport Coat of Flannel or Knitted $10 Fabric ... Sport Coat of Flannel (Dark Blue or Green) with Trousers to Match ... $15 Sport Coat of Knitted Fabric with Golf Knickers to match. $15 Sport Suit with Two Pair of Troussers (One Pair of same material; the other of White Corduroy) ... $20 Your vacation will not be complete without a Sport Coat—Better let us show you tomorrow— STRAW HAT TIME Ober's HEAD TO FOOT OUTFITTERS STRAW HAT TIME Student Day Speaker Joe Campbell, quarter-miler and re- playman has been chosen as student day speaker from the School of Pharmacy. Student Day Speaker Now that smokeless smokers are n'vogue we may expect to attend teacess teas and dandeless dances. The women will powder with powderless puffs and their faces shine with a thinless shine. And we will drink a ooc-less-coe to satisfy our thirstless thirst. Geneva Senior, who was in the University last semester, was married to Mr. Edgar Nelson, May 4 at her home in Fort Scott, Mr. and Mrs. Nelson will live in Rocky Ford, Colo., where Mr. Nelson has his business. He is a graduate of Missouri University. The line of baseball bats is now complete. Another big lot came in yesterday. Carroll's—Adv. Charles McNaughten, of Hutchinson, is the guest of his sister, Eugenia McNaughton, Special Fine Arts. Mrs. C. H. Hanscome entertained Josephine Jaqua, Zetha Hammer, Leonora Jennings, Bess Murphy, Jane Weaver and Maureen McKernan at the gathering. The guests were the Senior members of Alpha Chi Omega sorority. Part of Company M of the K. N. G. will act as ushers at the May Fete while part will do patrol duty around the plot of ground where the May Fete will be held to keep out those who refuse to pay admission. The dandelions in the yard of Prof. W. J. Balkmartner, of the department of zoology, have given him plenty of physical exercise this spring. Passerby have seen him "getting em" almost every evening. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Charles E. Sweet, special College, enjoyed a visit from his mother and sister over Saturday and Sunday, and then went on their way from Burlington to Iowa. Iowa Union, a dormitory for men students of the University of Iowa, was recently destroyed by fire. The fire spread quickly to the surrounding business district, causing a loss of $550,000. No lives were lost. Kansas is not bent so determinedly upon self-adduction as to fail to see the humorous side of serious issues. In that state, as in other, a popular item in circulation almost continually is one that tells of the large percentage of young men and women who are working hard away through college Kappa activities, it is said, are fond of reading it because the news it contains for them is always so delightfully surprising—Christian Science Monitor. Frank Strong. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. "Stuff of Laughter" Probabl Will be Brought Out as a Comic Opera Soon The women of the University of New York are among the daily Nebraskans for May. TO Frank Strong. TO PUBLISH K. U. PLAY MUSIC BY PROF. A. NEVIN A plan for the joint publication of the "Stuff of Laughter" and its incidental music is under headway by Peyre Shostak, the author of the play which will be shown on the golf links the evenings of May 12, 13, and 15, and the composer of its incidental music, Prof. Artur Novin. The play sometimes as a comic opera sometime during the summer providing the arrangements that are already being made toward that end can be completed. Provides Emotional Setting for Shostac's Plot The dances in this play are one of the principal features. They are not merely incidental to the play but are closely knit into the dramatic action and are a definite part of the plot. The list of the dances under the direction of the composer MUSIC KNIT TO PLOT 2. May Dance and Pantomine—Corps de ballet. 3. Dance of Water Trolls—Corps de ballet. 1. The Spirit of Drama—Prologue Solo Dance, 4. Dance of Moonbeams—Corps de ballet. 5. Dance of Spiders—Corps de ballet 7. Dance of Birds—Corps de ballet 8. Dance of the North Gale—Solo 9. Dance of the South Wind—Duet 10. Dance of Death—Solo 10. Epilogue—Dance of Laughter-Solo. SHOSTAC IN CAST The music in the "Stuff of Laughter" is greater in quantity than that which accompanies the average comic opera. It serves a greater purpose for the production by setting a setting and emotional background for the action. Mr. Nevin's music is characterized throughout by spring-like vivacity and rhythm and is always fresh and original. The lightheartedness and elaborate features of the production. His daughter—Helen Clarke. The cast of the play follows: King of Iceland—Ralph Spotsa, a lawrence lawyer, and former cheerleader. Ring of Dornmark - Merle Smith. A Court Foo-Percy Shostac, in Spirit of the Stage—J. B. Mc Naught. The North Gale—Earle Metsan, Herya Oktay of Love—Mrs. Herriot Oktyab Complete Corps de Ballet, retainers and warriors, servants, handmaidens, Prof. Arthur Nevin—Conducting orchestra. The Daily Nebraskan has made the following appeal to the students of that University to support the student council: 1. It will mean that the students have an organization to represent them. 2. By unifying student life it will create a better Nebraska spirit. 3. By being representative of the various departments of the University it will create a greater and more wholesome department spirit. 4. It will mean the adoption of the Siegel's technique which will produce widgets, dialogs, activity 6. It will mean the creation of a University State, having functions similar to the state at large, thus producing a laboratory in self-governance. 6. It will mean the adoption of the State Union, which will predominate in the election. 8. It will bring order and unity where now we have disorder and Purdue has a Book-a-Month Club, the purpose of which is to create interest in the reading of books other than those prescribed in the regular courses. Among the books recommended for reading by members of the club and their faculty advisers are: "Stickleen," the author; "Owen Wister; "The Silent Places," by Steven Edward White; "Typhoon," by Joseph Conrad; "The Day's Work," by Kiplinger; "The Harbor," by Poole; "The Trimmed Lamp," by O. Henry; and "The Call of the Wild!" by Jack London. 7. The results in other schools justify its adoption here. The twenty-sixth contest of the Northern Oratorical League was held at the University of Illinois on May 5. Since the founding of the honors nine times, Northwestern four times, Wisconsin and Oberlin twice each, and Minnesota, Iowa and Illinois once each, the team has revolutionize intercollegiate oratory and to raise it to a higher plane. Frank Strong. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Dance of the Wind-May Fete.1915 THE BALLET OF THE ROSE FLOWER IS NOT A PERFORMANCE OF ANY KIND. IT IS A PHOTOGRAPHY OF A DANCER AND A PICTURE. THE DANCER IS IN A BLUE TIE AND WEARING A RED SHOE, WHICH IS ONLY IN ONE Picture. THE PICTURE IS OF A Dancer In A Red Skirt And White Shoes, With A Big Winged Angel On Her Back, Who Is Dancing To A Song. THE Dancer Is Holding The Angel's Hand. THE PICTURE IS A BALLPLAY, AND IT IS ONLY IN ONE Picture. THE Dancers Are Standing On A Grassy Field, With Trees In the background. TENNIS SCHEDULE OUT Two Matches at Home, One at Des Moines on K. U. List This Spring This Spring A complete tennis schedule has been arranged according to an announcement from Manager W. O. Hamilton this morning. Two dual matches on the McCook courts are the home matches for the Varsity players who meet at Des Moines is the only trip which the Varsity players will get to take for a racket match. Oklahoma is the first dual match on the program. The Sooner tennis sharks will play Teachner and his partner Johnson, and Scales and their partner Field curry. This partner will probably be the same one which worked with Dix in the Nebraska meet last week. The matches will be played as late in evening as possible, since it is much wind as possible. The exact hour had not been determined this morning. Next week the Missourians will come for their dual meet on Friday and Saturday May 19 and 20. This will be the same time as the basketball games between the two schools on McCook Field and the week will be almost the same. The track team is except the track squad will be on a foreign field. The match with Missouri last year was split but Teacher hopes to take it this year. The Missouri Valley meet will be held in Des Moines this year on May 26 and 27. Several fine courts are available for the Valley tennis playground, but the Drake school had no trouble in securing the Valley meet on their home grounds. Last year in the Valley meet Kansas did not land very well. Teacher lost his singles for the first time in the year but that was due to several bad guesses on the part of the judges together with adverse conditions in his court upon as soon as the Valley and the result is likely to prove this fact. The Usual Place "You may talk as much as you want to," she declared, "but I know that men are more wicked than women. I confidently expect that when I get to heaven I will find the place inhabited by women." "I doubt it not, my dog," answered the man. "That will be your punishment." "Don't be funny, where will you men be?" "Why, we shall be found, as usual, in the smoking room on the floor below. "I wonder what mental process they went through to erect a building like that," said one editor to another when he say the Physics Building. That is a good question for the psychologist to think about. "Popular" books at popular prices. Three Hundred subjects to select from and only 50 cents each. Wolf's Book Store..Adv. Baseball bats at all prices. More in today. Carroll's - Adv. K. U. Women—You are losing out on one of the keesest little bathing slippers that over arrived in this litter. You have to be careful tomorrow and look them over.—Adv. Have you ever owned a suit that satisfied in every particular? Those are the kind we turn out. Schulz's—Adv. The woolens are new, the dyes are fast. You get only the best when your suit comes from Schulz's."- Adv. POTTERS LAKE WILL OPEN WITH SUMMER SCHOOL The regular season for swimming at Potter's Lake, will open at the same time that the summer session begins. A swimming instructor will teach you how to noodle, during the summer months, and will act as life saver when necessary. During the summer session the lake will be open to the students of the summer school free of charge, but a fee of one dollar will be collected from all those who are not in school. There will be two seasons for swimming this summer, one lasting six weeks and the other lasting four weeks. A fee of one dollar will be charged at both sessions. There will be dressing rooms large enough to accommodate the crowd, and they will be erected near the lake. Tents will probably be used for dressing rooms although other structures will be erected near the lake, but that it may not be possible to arrange for them this year. The junior women at Miami, according to the custom of that University, entertained the women of the annual violet breakfast last week. Some more of those nifty swimming caps and bathing slippers at Carroll's. Allegretti Chocolate Creams—another fresh shipment arrived today at Carroll's."Adv. Send the Daily Kansan home. K.N.G.MEN NOT EXCITED Mobilization of Border Militia Doesn't Affect the Local Company "Members of Company M are not worrying their hair gray over the possibility of our being called out to go down to Mexico," said Capt Frank E. Jones, this morning. "Just because the militia of the border states have been ordered out for active service is no reason that we will be. In spite of all rumors to the effect that we may go at any minute, we can do it." Why? The call could come this afternoon but it would not cause any excitement with the members. We simply obey orders and that is all we ever think about." "As to getting a call soon," laughed Captain Jones, "that is something that none of us can answer at present. It depends on a number of things and those things are best understood as a chance of getting a call this afternoon as a year from now. It's simply a matter of guesswork." Mobilization could be effected in a very short time. From the moment that word was received from the War Department, there would not exceed three days at the most. Those men living in the western part of the state would have a reasonable length of time to report at the Armory here, providing that the college年头 had closed and the company would proceed to Fort Riley, and become a part of the regiment there. If the entire regiment was ordered to the border, three special trains of fourteen cars each would be hectare-wide and the company would proceed to Fort Riley, and become a part of the regiment there. If the entire regiment was ordered to the border, three special trains of fourteen cars each would be hectare-wide and the company would proceed to Fort Riley, and become a part of the regiment there. There is a possibility that a certain amount of open and extended order drill would be indulged in before the regiment left the Fort, the idea being to accustom the hex-landers with coordination in cooperation with other companies and full regimental order. The Theta Tau honorary engineering fraternity gave its farewell mixer-smoker of the year to its members and outsiders last Tuesday night in the Theta Tau house. Refreshments were served. Princeton has made military instruction a part of its regular curriculum, counting it with other studies toward a degree. In hard work and dedication colleges and universities the instruction in this subject has been standardized. Professor Thorpe to Oklahoma Prof. Merle Thorpe will leave tonight for Tulsa, Oklahoma where he will deliver an address Friday night to the Oklahoma Editorial Association. Arthur Brisane in a lecture delivered recently before the students of the University of Missouri suggested the following epiphath for John D. Rockefeller: "Here lies the man who made men realize that competition was unnecessary and government ownership possible." Professor Thorne to Oklahoma 688 flunk grades were made by students at Manhattan last term. Whew? Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl And Here Again, Tomorrow, Go on Sale the New $2.00 Blouses. The Welforth 152 Blouses Excelling all others at the same price in the same great degree as do the Wirthmor at $1. Added interest is given to tomorrow's selling event by the arrival of the new Welworth models in some exceedingly beautiful styles. Our $2.00 Blouses are the result of the same kind of co-operative arrangement that has made possible the Wirthmor, and the values consequently are just as exceptional. Just in by this morning's express rubber bathing caps to sell for ... 25e WEAVER'S UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. TO TRAIN TRACK MEN E. B. Markley, Hired to Get Injured Men Back Into Shape WORKED FOR J.L. SULLIVAN NUMBER 151. New Addition to Athletic Force Once Trained Champion E. B. Markley, the man who trained John L. Sullivan while he was heavyweight champion of the world, is the latest addition to the athletic staff of the University. Coach Hamilton decided that the only way to get his injured athletes into first rate competition was to get a first class professional trainer, "Doc." Markley is the man finally decided upon. "There is wonderful material in this school," said Mr. Markley this morning, "and some really good athletes are sure to be developed if they will just pay strict attention to their training and work. I never saw a more likely bunch of men in my life, and I have trained quite a few athletes, too." Trainer Markley started his career in athletics as a professional spinner, many years ago. His races were all at home and he won when professional foot-racing was a more profitable business than it is at present. He travelled all over the west and met and competed against some of the greatest sprinters of the Finding himself adaptable to the work, Mr. Markley took up the training of athletes as a profession and has followed it ever since. During the bicycle craze he found many employ- ers with street races and trained not a few champion cyclists. "I like especially to train track athletes and football players," said Mr. Markley, when asked why he had worked with Mike Murphy. "I worked for a year with Mike Murphy, the world's greatest trainer, while he was at the University of Pennsylvania, and I have learned a deal from him and his methods." Trainer Markley says that Rodkey's foot is now in good condition, but a bit weak yet. He thinks, however, that the star middle distance running team has been victorious in his usual races against Mipsurl Saturday morning. WRITES FROM THE ORIENT Mr. Markley came here from Keokuk, Iowa where he trained the professional baseball team last winter. During the summer months he was employed by several bankers and business man of Keokau, whom he trained as a physician in the normal condition. He comes to the University with many good recommendations, and his work here so far has been entirely satisfactory. "With a week more time," he says, "I will have Treweeke's肛 in excellent condition. The sprained muscles are slow to heal, but I feel as though the jumper will be able to do his best by the end of next week. It is even possible that we will get him in shape for the meet on Saturday." Ittai Luke, '13, Tells of New Zealand Work A letter from Ittai Luke, A. B. 1913, mailed from New Zealand, and received yesterday, tells of his experiences during three years on boardship. Luke left school at the end of the school year in 1913 to take a position on the U. S. S. Carnegie an物理ist in making magnetic He states that he has been in Alaska, Panama, Iceland and Norway since leaving here. The ship is at present tied up in New Zealand and will proboble it until he lands of the war. His contract expires next month and he will be in Lawrence some time in January for a short stay. Theta Sigma Phi Banque Theta Sigma Phi Banquet Theta Sigma Phi, the honorary journalism sorority, gave a banquet at Brick's Thursday evening in honor of the new members; Alice Bolby, Helen Patterson and Gall Hall. Medics Hear Sunday A delegation of students of medicine went from Rosedale last night to Kansas City to hear Billy Sunday. Fifty tickets were sent down to the students here but only two were used. Pi Kappes Defeat Phi Gams Pi Kappa Alpha defeated Phi Gamma Delta in a loosely played game on Hamilton Field Wednesday afternoon by a team of 7. The same team were the fielding of Egan and Plunky Friend for the Phi Gams and the hitting of Bennie for the Pi K.A.'s. Lafe Bresette of Rosedale will come to Lawrence Saturday night to attend. OLD JAYHAWK YELL AGAIN PROVES INSPIRATION UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, FRIDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 12, 1916. The power of Rock Chalk Jay Hawk K. U. to lead the mobs is growing daily. A traveler in the east tells us that the Turks used the famous old yell as a battle cry and that the spirit enthused into the men resulted in the winning of the battle. But the achievement of the turks is great. Society-threil hit the trail Wednesday night in Billy Sunday's Tabernacle while 150 students of the K. U. Rosedale Medic School gave a Rock Chalk. MAY FETE TOMORROV If Rain Again Interferes, Festival Will be Staged Monday Everything is in readiness for the May Fete except the weather; the rain necessitates postponing the Fete until tomorrow afternoon. Should it rain then, Monday is the date set. If it rains it will be Friday, May 19. The joint rehearsal of the Latin chorus, orchestra and dances, Wednesday evening, proved that every feature was completed for the most elaborate May Fete given at the University of Kansas. Fifty men and women wearing Greek robes sing the four choruses at intervals during the afternoon. After the first chorus, forty/libra carriers, women of the junior class, enter with their jars and make an offering to Apollo and the nine muses, who appear in a picturesque dance. Diana and her followers, archery maidens and three small girls playing ball, enter with the spoils of the hunt in the background. A stuffed deer has been tied to two saplings in true hunter's fashion and will be carried by two of the goddess' followers. Venus has an opportunity to display her charms and vanity in the Dance of the Roses. She carries a large gilded hand mirror and often forges to dance with her as she admires her charms in the never forgotten glass. She tires of the revels and retires to her throne, biding her rose bedecked followers to seat themselves at her feet. Pan, in the meantime, has made a frondy tree from Venus and Venus. He and his companions swing the wood nymphs and entice the archery maidens from Venus who admits her desertion by retiring to the woods. Storm sweeps over the playground and the revelers seek shelter, only to appear the minute the rainbow predicts a clearing. Another jollification takes place to be disturbed again by real people of Earth. A crowd of children admire the day with a typical Grecian Cymbal Dance. This finished they finish the day with a wild and hilarious Bacchanal dance. STUDENTS IN A RECITAL Fine Arts Pupils to Give Program Monday Night The third graduating recital of the School of Fine Arts will be given by Helen Jenkins, pianist assisted by Edna Davis, contralto, in Fraser Hall, Monday, May 15, at 8:15 o'clock. The following program will be given: Allegro Moderato sonata Op. 7 . . . . . Molto Allegro Miss Jenkins Aria "My Heart At Thy Sweet Voice...Saint Saens (From Samson and Delliah) Etude, Op. 25 No. 2... Chopin Ballade, A Major... Chopin Wilde Jagd Op. 46, No. 3.. Mac Dowell Valse Triste, Op. 46, No. 6.. Mac Dowell Louise Op. 46, No. 12.. Mac Dowell Serenade ... Schuber Miss Davis Miss Jenkins Miss Davis I till I wake. Amy Woodford-Finden I hear A thrush at Eve. .Gadman Kashmiri Song... Amy Woodford-Finder Miss Jenkins Second piano...Carl A. Preyer Concerto, No. 4, D Minor., Rubinstein (First movement) Sigma Tau, honorary engineering fraternity, announces the pledging of Louis M. Hull, Norton; Horace M Staggs, Hennessy, Okla.; Millard E Clawson, Concordia and John P. Slade, Clay Center. Miss Jenkins Salome Langmade, ex-'19 Fine Arts, is visiting at the Alpha Chi Omega house. She came to attend the May Fete. Miss Lucille Rarick of Minnesota is visiting with her friend Eva Robinson, '19 College, at 1846 New Hampshire. K. U. Fraternities and Sororites Entertaining Parents This OBSERVE MOTHERS' DAY OFF FOR TIGER MEE SEVERAL HUNDRED HERE tain Today Will Cut Attendance and Prevent Fete for Visitors The fraternities and sororities of the University are celebrating Mothers' Day this week end by entertaining over three hundred mothers who are coming in from all parts of the state. The majority of the Greek letter organizations will entertain for one day only, but two of the fraternities at Delta Tau have planned for two days of visiting and entertaining. National Mothers' Day comes next Sunday, but Friday was the day chosen by the students because of the hopes of bringing in the May Fete and the tradition of a Laughter" as part of the entertainment. The rain today will probably cut down the number *o*, visiting mothers to a small degree, but most of the fraternities are expecting from visiting mothers in spite of the rain. Two fraternities—the Sigma Chis and the Sigma Phi Sigmas have entertained the mothers, and the Acacias have made no plans for entertaining the mothers this year. The Alpha Kappa Pi Kappa, the Sigma Nus, Pi Kappa Alphas, Pi Upsilons, and the Phi Kappas will entertain their mothers this noon and tonight. The Bets and Phi Deltaes have planned their entertainment for tomorrow, and the Phi Gams will be the hosts for their mothers Sunday. The Sig Mats will be the hosts both Friday and Saturday. None of the professional fraternities have planned any definite entertainment for the mothers. WANT REPRESENTATION Journalism Students Petition Council For Student Day Speaker Petitions have been presented to the Student Council by the Associated Journalism students representing over one hundred and fifty students in the department of journalism asking that their day speaker be allowed them. "While the department of journalism is not a school in form, it has a large enrollment of a professional nature and should be represented on Students' Day," said Guy Serriwen, president of the Associated Journalism students this morning. "In the college, we have three hundred and fifty students, more than are in some schools of the University, are pursuing professional training of a distinct nature and have definite interests as common as those among Engineers or Laws. We are different from them only in the formal organization of the faculty administration. We have also hired body from those of other schools who work in our own professional societies and a general school organization." Petitions were presented to the Student Council this morning; FINAL LECTURE MONDAY The Travelogue, a lecture on Yellowstone National Park, to be given Monday, May 15, at 4 o'clock, will be the last lecture for the year. It has been arranged for by the Committee on University Lectures and promises to be one of the most interesting of the year. It is open to the public. "Travelogue" Will Close 1916 University Course The motion pictures and slides accompany the lecture are complete. NIGHT SCHOOLS FOR ANY COMMUNITY The Extension Division has announced that it will organize and endeavor to provide personal supervision of a night school in any community where twelve persons ask for such a school. This movement has resulted from the success of the North Lawrence Night School that has been conducted by several University men and women. All of the facilities of the division will be used as they are needed and these include not only instructors, lectures, pamphlets, and lecturers but recitals by men in the School of Fine Arts and the department of public speaking and men from the University bands and orchestra. This movement, it is hoped by the men in the Extension Division, will result in a more accessible program that have not as yet been accessible to the means provided by the University for teaching the people of the state. Jayhawker Tracksters to Columbia for Annual Battle With Missouri SLIGHT CHANCE TO WIN K.U. Will Need All the Breaks to Take Saturday's Contest (By Paul Brindel). Nineteen Jayhawker track athletes accompanied by Coaches Hamilton and Patterson, left Lawrence at 8 o'clock this morning for College at James Madison in the annual K. U.-M. U. dual meet Saturday on Rollins Field. The squad will make exact connections in Kansas City, arriving in Columbia at four o'clock this afternoon, in time for four o'clock Tiger baseball series. No predictions were being handed out by Coach Hamilton even after getting a last glimpse of the team in its final warm up practice on McCook Field. That the meet will be watched very closely, they will have to get every break. And only once, in the outdoor dual meet of 1914 did this miracle occur, and then Kansas won. So the coaches are not optimistic. With Trewekson and Rodkey in first class shape the outlook would be brighter but with a crippled team, it wouldn't be them, the K. U. team may lose by as big a margin as twenty points. The team will be shifted slightly for the Tiger meet especially in the distances, if the advance list announced by the team is predicted in Wednesday night's Kansas, the two mile will be left to Groene and Staterdle, Grady and Hertriot handling the mile, and Spondril men on both sides. The best men on the team will be O'Leary who is scheduled for the hundred yard dash, the two-twenty, the quarter, and the relay. Coach Cham Hill expected to use him in all of them. A list of the Kansas men and the counts in which they will compete follows. 100-yd. dash -Davidson, O'Leary. 120-yd. dash -Davidson, O'Leary. 120-yd. high hurdles -Elliott, Winn. 120-yd. high hurdles -Winn. Quarter -Campbell, O'Leary. Half mile -Sprout, Rodkey. Mile -Grady, Herrnett. Two mile -Statler, Groene. Broad jump -Guzmitz, Tre- High jump—Rice, Miller, Tre weeke. Pole vault—Pattinson. Pole vault—Fattinson. Shot put—Capt. Reber, Small. Discus—Reber, Small. Relay-Elliott, Campbell, Rockey, O'Leary. In addition to the above list, Coach Hamilton included Hilton and Fiske, although neither will probably get into the meet. Next week will see the end of the regular gym work of the women classes. The swimming tank will be open to them every day except Friday, and those having cuts will have an opportunity to make them up. Clara Scheuer, a special student in the School of Fine Arts and Allen Wilson, '16 Fine Arts, will give a concert in Pleasanton, Saturday, May 13 Mrs. C, S. Huffman, of Columbus, is visiting her daughter Mona Claro, at the Sigma Kappa house. She ac- companied her daughter to Nebraska to the W. S. G. A. convention; and remain here until after the May Fete. Prof. Arthur MacMurray's class in Oral Interpretation I are working out for the final contest in that course. A prize of five dollars is offered to the one doing the best work in the course. The other two are the test are: Milton Heath, Gola Coffelt, Alice Bowley, Howard Fleeson, Mabel Elmore, Anna Foraythe, William Wilson, Walter Raymond, and Alden Terrey. The three who win in the final will compete with the winners in Profession. It is classically prizе. W. M. Duffus, professor of economics, received a paper on the "high cost of loving" recently instead of on the subject of the "high cost of living." Professor Duffus said that the woman student who wrote the paper evidently knew all about the subject from the way she wrote. Helen Riddle, '18 Fine Arts, is being visited by her mother from Marion for a few days. Avery Olney, graduate student, Zula Chase, "16 College, and Beulah Davis 14, have accepted to teach in Leavenworth high school next year. Frank Hetherington, '17 College, this week-on-4 at his home in Topkapi. Florence Hyre, '14 Fine Arts, who has been teaching music in the Tonganoxic high school for the past year, is the institution at Gawker City for next year. ROSEDALE HOSPITAL CROWDED FOR ROOM Chancellor Strong was at Rosedale Wednesday meeting with the administrative committee of the School of Medicine. They discussed a few changes and additions to the construction of the University to adapt it to the needs of the School of Medicine to the Board of Administration of the University for their approval at the next meeting. The superintendent of the University hospital reported 67 patients in the hospital and their capacity as 65 beds. This is a rather common state of affairs but the applicants can not well be turned away. NO TRAVEL CREDIT NOW Gestion Only in Embryo Stage and Cannot be Decided Now "The question of giving credit for travel study is still in the embryo stage" said Miss Eugenie Galloo, chairman of the committee, in an interview this morning. "It is such a big question that we will be able to decide this year. We have sent out questionaires to many universities to get their opinion of our proposed innovation. We hope to establish such a course, but we have reached no conclusions whatever as to the number of hours' travel required, or the amount of work required, or where the work should be done. There has been an observation post recently established at Woods Hall, Mass., where students of biology in the eastern universities can go to study both the sea and land formations. Another post for biological study is situated on Punjab Sound. Our university has established these posts in order that the students of this University may perfect their study by actual research work. This is an example of how this plan has been successfully worked out in the biological field and there is no doubt it will be effectively done in the department of geology, history, economics and foreign languages. PICKARD ANSWERS CALL AND MAKES SOME NEWS. Runes for Women's Secretary. Scene 1—Kansan office, on blue Friday—no news and no copy. Editor-in-chief tearing his hair, reporters make toms to make news—absolutely no hope. Scene 2—Bright hope is dawning. Sammy Pickard decides to run for secretary of women. Cards are all black and white, the cards is filled before you can turn around. Scene 33—Election day—? ? ? ? The North Lawrence Night School, organized by several University men with the aid of the North Lawrence people, was so successful for the first time that the Lawrence Board of Education voted to maintain it for another three weeks. NORTH LAWRENCE SCHOOL PROVES SUCCESSFUL Last night Homer Talbot of the Extension Division spoke on "Community Building." Tonight there will be an old-fashioned spelling bee for the people of the school and their friends. Next Friday evening Prof. Arthur Nevin, of the School of Fine Arts, will give a lecture-recital in the North Lawrence Christian Church which will close the session for the year. The school will be organized next fall under the Extension Division and the people promise the most enthusiastic support because of the results obtained this spring. Now that Editor E. M. Johnson and Manager Ross Busenhack of the Jayhawker have completed the task of editing and putting on sale this year's annual, they will probably enjoy the last few weeks of the year browsing about the library and attending the different school activities, in order to fill in the time left after getting their regular lessons. There is a new entrance to Green Hall, and so far it has been used by women only. The south window on the east side of the building is even with the ground and leads directly to the stage in Room 3. During the warm weather this window is open and makes a good entrance way; one does not have to elbow in, nor ask admittance. Wilbur A. Fisher, '16 College, returned Sunday from Pola and Pleasanton where he had been to pitch two games of baseball for his home team, Tulsa. But Ball State in winters, allowing only five hits in the two games. J. B. Fridley, '16 College, and who specialized in mathematics, has been elected superintendent of schools in Newburgh. Fridley is from Neoha Falls. TRY TO CENSOR KANSAN Anti-Cig President Attempts to Suppress Printing of Smoking Resolutions HELD A MEETING IN GYM Boxing Match Staged to Delight Anti-Cigs An attempt was made yesterday afternoon by the president of the Anti-Cigarette League, Norman Greer, to suppress the article about the league's petition to the Senate to repeal the last night. Officers of the Anti-Cigarette League learned that a copy of the resolutions demanding that the University Senate punish all minors who smoked on the campus and any one smoking cigarettes, was to be published in the Daily Kansan. THEORY THAT FACULTY CENSOR IT They came to the office as the paper was about to go to press and demanded of a member of the department of journalism that he suppress definition of being probably the first student to demand faculty control for the Daily Kansan's editorial policies. He urged such control very strongly in the conversation that followed. "The Kansan is a student publication," said the instructor. "You will have to talk with some member of the Kansan Board about that." "A good many persons think it is," said the instructor; "but they are wrong. This, and all other policies of the Board, are determined by the Kansan Board." "In't the Kansan under faculty control?" demanded Mr. Greer. Ditch the department or journalism Ditch the department or fat. "In't it under faculty censorship?" Then Mr. Greer unfortunately less his temper. "If the Kansan isn't an under faculty control, how is it that the journalism faculty can come out here any time and take out any story they want? And why can't you do it now?" Indeed furiously. "Is there kind of journalism you teach down here?" "You can ask the Kansan Board about any thing that you wish to know," was the reply. "Personally I have nothing further to say to you, Your manners make further discussion by me impossible." "Who is in charge of the news desk?" asked Mr. Greer. "You've gone about it badly," said he instructor. "One good way to get hings done in this world is to keep our temper." The instructor indicated the student who was making up the paper; and then Mr. Greer took up the debate again. Failing to get results, he spent some time looking up the editor, with little success.—Later on, he was observed reading the Kansan with even more interest than usual. HAD THE SMOKER ALLEE SAMBER! "He smokeless smoker came off just the way he should," said Larry. "She was enjoyed by all." The only stimulation was a lively boxing match; and as for Lady Nicotine, spouse of a famous singer, she insisted her name, her cars must have burned. Chancellor Frank Strong spoke and compared the anti-cigs to the prohibitionists who withstood ridicule for years but were victorious in the end. M NOT A CRANK"—MAC MURRAY "They were laughed at and made sport of similar to the way that our team did, but we did not Anti-Cigarette League, but they won out in the end and you will win out, too, if you keep fighting," he said. "I am not a crank on the smoking proposition," Prof. Arthur MacMurray says, "I believe that every man should have the ability to smoke if he chooses to do so." APPLAUDED FIGHT IN RING A force boxing match between Harry Blount, of the Y. M. C. A. and Justin Blount, a freshman was received with delight by the Anti-Cig-ate the heavyweights of Harlan, who is an experienced boxer brought yells and applause as he maulped the younger man around the ring. About two hundred men attended the meeting. The Weather The forecast: Unsettled weather tonight and Saturday, probably showers and continued cool. MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 15 to 19 Leader: The Rev. Paul Dansingberg, Pastor All Souls Unitarian church, Kansas City Mo. Monday: "William James as I Knew Him." Tuesday: "The Sacraments of Life." Wednesday: "And But for You" Thursday: "The Dread of Responsibility" Friday: "The Power of Expectancy." UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Miles W. Vaughn . . . Editor-In-Chief Edwin W. Hullinger . . . News Editor Chas S. Surventue . . . Associate Editor Paul Brindle . . . Assisan EDITORIAL STAFF William Cady...Business Manager Cha. Shuurveyant...Adv. Manager BUSINESS STAFF REPORTORIAL STAFF Paul Brindel Guy Scriven Don Davis Cargill Sproull Ralph Ellis Glenn Swoger Jim Ellis Vernon Moore Harry Morgan Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mat- telete, on September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the got of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five thursday week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address a1. communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students in Kansan; to go further than merely printing dead books; to be more creative in University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be courteous; to be generous; to leave more serious problems to wiser hearts and all, to serve the university as all the ability of the University. FRIDAY, MAY 12, 1916 SMALL THEATRES AND THE MOVIES In converting the Bowersock theatre into a combination photoplay and legitimate drama house the management has struck up a happy scheme which has given Lawrence the best from the film studios and a higher quality of spoken drama than ever before. The theatre in the small town which seeks to produce only the spoken drama is confronted by a big financial problem. It is impossible to find an audience every night for good plays and to make money the management is forced to produce a lot of cheap plays or lose money. The motion picture drama, however, has furnished an ideal means of combating this situation. By turning his theatre into a movie house five nights a week the wise manager can stage Guy Bates Post in "Omar The Tentmaker" on the sixth and make more money than he did when he shove! cheap plays four nights a week and keep a dark house the other two. Students in the University have been offered some of the best drama on the American stage this year and little or no trash. The movie has made it possible for us to see Forbes-Robertson in "Hamlet," Mabel Taliertoon in "The New Henrietta," Macklyn Arbuckle, Wm. H. Crane, Thomas W. Ross, and others. A Topeka woman has an alligator which stands on its hind legs and sings like a frog, according to the Capital, and because the beast sings at night she has given it to a zoo. Talk about your intellectual pups—the Capital gets the dog. THE MAY FETE The May Fete this year is to be the finest ever given by the University. It is to be a spectacle worthy of any institution. Critics say that it will equal the great productions staged at Bryn Mawr and Wellesley. It is the best advertisement that a school could possibly have. Yet how many visitors from outside Lawrence will see the Fete? Not many. Why? Because they don't know what it is, or because they were not invited. Next year every student ought to invite at least five people to the May Fete and he should see to it that they come. A crowd from over the state would be worth untold money to the University. GOSSIP MONGERS Faculty men who repeat gossip about students. on hearsay evidence should be classed with other gossips. They are no better than scandal-mongering old women and may ruin lives. The man who repeats gossip is not only unfair to himself but does a damage which he cannot repair. Gossip has been repeated this year, which is without fact or foundation and the student injured had has to stand quietly by and bear the consequences. There should be a sense of fairness, a gentlemanly breeding, among the faculty men of the University that would render such a case impossible. The registrar has sent out letters calling attention of organization treasurers to the rule which demands that they make a written report of finances each year. It will be interesting to note what attention will be given to the communication, which is enclosed in rather definite language. However the rule has been virtually a deadletter, so far as accomplishing any definite check on student finances. Now That- Billy Sunday has gone we cannot but wonder what the department of physical education thinks of his brand of gymnastics. Quizzes are only three weeks away many new faces are appearing in many classes. The Laws, Engineers and Pharmines have all celebrated their days freshmen are beginning to want to know what's the matter with the College? Students are to be here only a short time longer the bill collectors are starting to make calls at meal time. The Deans of Women's Convention is finished mid-week dates have started up again. The campus has all the waste paper that it can carry we suggest that the University authorities get those waste paper containers. FOUND IN A BOOK A Corner for the Library Browser Feodor Mikaylovitch Dostoevski, one of the most famous of that great group of Russian writers who produced some of the world's best literature, was born in St. Petersburg at the last stage of his school life, and finished it in fact, as a military engineer. Born in Moscow in 1821, the son of a surgeon in poor circumstances, Dostoevski had ambitions to become a great engineer but he dropped out of school in 1843 and went on to work in which brought him fame and some money. Soon after this he allied himself with one of the Russian radical parties and was sentenced to a life of hard labor in Siberia. Although warded for pardon, he bitterly resented left, ineffacable marks on his spirit which showed in his greatest work, "Crime and Punishment," which appeared in 1866. The following extract is taken from "The Thief," one of his most famous short stories, "The Judge." He guarded and showed the effect that Vodka had upon the Russian people. "His face was bluish and his hair was full of mud as if he had slept in the street; and he had grown thin, the poor hooded had hat, and I comfort him in every way. Well, I said to him, have you had anything to eat?" "I doubt it. Well, here is some ice cabbage soup with some meat in t—not the meagre kind. And here have some bread and a little onion." The drunkard, however, grew worse and the story continues: "He lay dying before me. I sat on the window with some work I had on hand lying on my lap. The old woman was raking the stove. We were all silent and my heart was breaking over this poor shiftless creature, as if he were my own son whom I was losing." Bartlettus De Spinoza (1632-1677) a Cartesian philosopher, was born at Amsterdam, Holland. He belonged to a Jewish family but was later excommunicated on account of his heretical views. His livelihood was earnest and he devoted his life to philosophy. The works published by Spinoza are: Ethica, De Intellectus Emendatione, and Tractatus Politicus. Translations have been written by William B. White (1883), Caird (1888), Pollack (1880), and Duff (1903). PEOPLE YOU HAVE HEARD OF The泵mozoxian system is essentially a development of the Cartesian, the most conspicuous feature of which is the thinking and extending a substance. His leading idea is that in becoming conscious of the unity of all things, we rise above the bondage of the passions and desires which belong to our future. Perfect being is substance. Nothing exists except infinite substance accompanied by infinite attributes which constitute it. Each in its own degree manifests the supreme reality which is God. The universe is the infinite expansion and the divided expansion. Body and soul are two modes of the substance one the attribute of expansion, the other the thought. The human soul is the idea of the soul. That thought is the object. Free will is an illusion; would disappear if it were possible to trace back the line of causes. His teachings are; POET'S CORNER FROM "THE LAST LEAF" And if I should live to be The last leaf upon the tree. TO—WELL, YOU KNOW HER I met many girls last vacation, Many that seemed very fair; Let them laugh, as I do now, the old friend laughs. —Holmes. The last leaf upon the tree, In the spring, Let them laugh, as I do not At the old forsaken bough Where I cling. But you lead the whole of the nation, in one thing—in this you are there. University men and women are dancing to the strains of "Brighten the Corner Where You Are," the song Billy Sunday and his coproduction student body in Robinson Gymnasium last week. It is evident that K. U. is They may laugh at what you call expense. They may beat you in looks and talk. They'll laugh at what you call Taekwondo. In one thing—in this you are there. But you lead the whole of the nation, But you, though you're lacking this blessing, Editor Daily Kansan: You never pretend you have sense. JOURNEY'S LAMENT The opinion of the women of the University has been shown, by the letters published in the Kansan, to be universally against it. The reason for four women who would not walk down the street with a man who was smoking. Father's garden's full of grapes, Apples, nuts and apricots. Determined. Pears and peaches, luscious melons, Oh, just lots and lots! As to personal rights, they are well and good as long as they don't interfere with those of other people. But when one is complying with the laws of disguising odor and an unpleasant smoke in his face, his rights are being violated as clearly as those of the smoker who is asked to refrain from smoking on the cam- All of them grow very slowly: Apples, plums and apricots. Pears and peaches, luscious melons Don't you think it's cruel? For they never, ripen ripen To one that's shy of shouts and scream. For they never, ripen ripen 'Till I've left for school! To have a class within *two* would seem, As life were like a horrid dream In answer to last night's communication, allow me to say that "those sporadic outbursts of righteousness which come to it (the University) about a year," are necessary to prevent the school from becoming fossilized. Are not the radicals and extremists needed in every movement, in every cause which comes before public notice? THE LAWS For there a seething crowd does team, You know the Green Hall steps 1 3. To have a class within 'twill seem, a life with him, but a world dream. Dissatisfied. You know the Green Hall steps many Editor Daily Kansan: For there a seething crowd does team. In answer to "Senior" I would like to say that the managers of the Jayawaker this year took a marked step in advancement in departing from the old arrangement of fraternities. I beg to disagree with "Senior" in my views, inasmuch as I included without rhyme or reason." They are arranged alphabetically, a custom followed by many of the largest University annuals, which is also better reference. According to the opinion of many of the seniors, the arrangement of this year's Jayawaker far superior to that used in the past. CAMPUS OPINION Another Senior. Communications must be signed as evidence of good faith but name will not be published. Editor Daily Kansan: It is, of course, to be expected that all students will not be pleased by any quiz schedule which could be made and probably been made and probably always will be. But the chorus of groans which went up a few days ago when the Senate announced the quiz schedule were used as us to be more than usually justified. Editor Daily Kansan: It may be necessary (but the fact will have to be proved to many) that quizzes in the two most popular hours in the students' schedule should be scheduled for the day. Whatever the reasons, we can only hope that some good angel of Providence will hasten to our rescue and remove one of them before the fatal day of Friday, the sixth. We, who are always carefully placing our hardest hours at 8:30 and 1:30, when we expected to be freshest for mental endeavor and because we hoped thereby to utilize two hours which were otherwise in danger of being wasted — we, I say, should keep a leisure to re-arrange our rush decision. If the earnest wish of the student body as a whole can suffice to move the hearts of the powers that she be, then revised schedule before quiz week. keenly interested in the work of the great Evangelist. Many and various parodies on the -song have also been originated, and the catchy tune is upon the lips of many as they hurry across the campus. What would Mr. Sunday say if he what of these paradoxes, and what if he knew. That the war has practically stamped out sports in England even in the colleges, is the statement made by George B. Bainbridge, an eminent English sportsman. Football, which was by far the most popular game before the war, is now restricted to schoolboys, and the biggest hit was given up. Lawn tennis has also ceased to exist. Golf is the only game that has not been seriously affected, but is played chiefly by old enthusiasts. An interesting feature of the summer session at Dartmouth this year will be a course in drama and pageantry. A series of lectures will be given in connection with it by such illustrious men as Clayton Hamilton, Percy Mackaye and Leo Wilson Dood of Smith College. If K. U. is in sympathy with Mr. Sunday and the great work he is doing, such actions should be discouraged and suppressed. If this is true, I will express the adverse, "I don't care attitude that is being taken. The senior class at Princeton University has devised a means for raising an alumni memorial fund by taking out insurance policies in favor of the alumni. The funds grow from four to fifteen dollars a year bringing in a return of $100 to $400 each. The policies are to be held by a large insurance company and the entire principle will be paid to Princeton University after twenty-five years. At the University of Oregon a novel plan has been adopted to construct bungalows and a cafeteria for the use of students. The idea of the plan is to reduce the yearly expenses of students to $225 or less. The University of Wisconsin has appropriated funds for a new boat and bath house on Lake Mendota. The work is being completed and the work is to begin at once. WANT ADS Let's not jest with evangelism. YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN with selling ability can bark big wages during vacation. Straight legitimate proposition. Come up and let me tell you how. C. W. Garman, Merchants Bank Building. 150-10 LOST A flat, silver card case with monogram, M.P.M. 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STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE AND ICE CREAM Congregational Church SATURDAY, 4 to 10 A Silk House Possibly many of the readers of the Kansan will be surprised when we tell them that we are a Silk House. That they will find a better quality—a better shade assortment in yard wide Colored Tafetas at $1.25 and $1.50—than in large city stores at $1.50 and $2.00. You can very readily—prove or disprove Our Statement—Bring in your samples for comparison. We have two in Black Tafetas the best at $2.00 a yard in the United States. We bank on it. We insure it against—Cracking or Wearing Shabby. We are in the silk business and can save you money and show you more Shades in Georgette Crepe and Crepe de Chines, than most houses. We carry the best Underwear known to the trade such as Munsing, Carter's and Ivanhoe. Hosiery and Underwear Departments—We carry a complete line of Silk Hosiery in Black, White and Colors... 75c and $1.00. Our Money Bac Kid Gloves—Silk Gloves—We Carry Perrin's Kid Gloves. White with Black. Kayser's Silk Gloves, all kinds. Innes Bulline Hackman We carry a complete stock of Ribbons, Handkerchiefs, Druggist Sundries. "DAVID HARUM" PALLAS PICTURES Paramount Presents the Celebrated Actor DUSTIN FARNUM In a very unusual characterization. Bowersock Theatre A wonderfully faithful Screen Adaptation of the Celebrated Lend Us Your Ears! Today and Tomorrow—and the showing of the Burton Holmes Travel Pictures. 10:30, Mother's Day Service. Dr. Hargett will preach. Subject, "A Good Mother." Special music. Methodist Bulletin. **Miss Ann Gittins will lead the** **Inquiry into Ms. Mission." The *Why* of Foreign Missions*. At 3:00 all the Methodist girls are invited to meet Miss Willard of Denver at the parsonage. University Sunday School at 9:30. In the class in "The Modern Man's Bible" questions are being freely discussed which are of vital interest and useful to take over things Biblical. An investigation club! Don't miss it. At 7:45 Dean Kelly, of the School speaking on "A Layman's idea of Religion." First Methodist Church. A cordial welcome awaits all. Promptly at 9:30 the Haskell Orchestra conduct a twenty-minute concert. University Sunday School folks, MARK IT. for as Ashby-9½ in Lexicon-9½ in ARROW COLLAR spring style, in two heights CUELT PEABODY & CO. INC. MARKERS University Women MALTED MILK ASK FOR and GET MRS. M. A. MORGAN 1321 Tenn. Phone B 1116 W HORLICK'S THE ORIGINAL WATERMILK We do ladies tailoring and dressmaking at very reasonable prices. Competent assistants. Cheap substitutes cost YOU same price. Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits *100,000 The Student Depository THEISI BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH typewriter Paper 744 Mass. S. THESIS BINDING PROTSCH The College Tailor Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Levrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. Bring your old suit to me and get twice as much for it. Money loaned on valuables. ABE WOLFSON 637 Mass. St. CITIZENS STATE BANK We are handling all University accounts, and we solicit your business, deposits guaranteed. 707 Massachusetts St. INVESTIGATE the merits of CORONA AND FOX TYPEWRITERS Carter Sells Them Exclusively in Lawrence. 1025 Mass St. Buy your paper here UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VARSITY THEATRE The Brilliant Stage Star MABEL TALIAFERRO IN "HER GREAT PRICE" A Great Novelty Romance. Tomorrow—Norma Talmadge and Tully Marshall and Seena Owen in "Martha's Vindication." Also a Two-Reel Comedy. Arrow Shirts—guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl The New Varsity Magazine Shop Drop in and acquaint yourself with this neat little store. The Handy Place for the Women and Men of the University to buy their Magazines. Varsity Magazine Shop In the Varsity Theatre Building. Commencement Gifts of Quality from Gustafson The College Jeweler Places the Gift Above the Ordinary. We Take Pleasure in Helping You Make a Selection. Come In. NO Hauls 5 cents from down town to points within the boundaries of Haskell Avenue, Thirteenth Street, Missouri Street and the Kansas River. Hauls beyond above boundaries 10 cents. Calls to any point within the 5 cent limit, 10 cents. Calls within the 10 cent limit. 15 cents. Night charges between 10 p.m. and 7 a.m.,5 cents additional. Answer calls for all day and night trains. Joy Riding and Country Driving. Trosper Jitney Station 730 Mass. Phones 970 For your parties and dances see Wiedemann's about your refreshments.—Adv. "The Technique of Soul Expansion," Dr. S. Olinger, Presbyterian Church, Sunday night.-Adv. An important change in Princeton's athletic constitution went into effect last week when the nominations for the position of candidates for the managers of the track and baseball teams were asked for. This is the case at Princeton where the University when the managers of the three biggest sports will have been chosen on a competitive rather than on an elective basis. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. "The Technique of Soul Expan- sion" by Robert P. Probstherian Church, Sunday night - A- The "Ever Sharp" pencil in German silver and gold will make a beautiful and useful present. $1.00 to $3.50 each. 18 inches of lead in each pencil. See them. Wolf's Book Store... Adv. MUST ELM TREES DIE? Ravages of Canker Worms Greatly Threatens Lawrence Shade Frank Strong. Special— The cherry ice at Wiedemann's— Adv. The May Convocation will be hold Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. SEEK CURE FOR THE PEST Fridays and Saturdays are fruit salad days at Wiedmann's.—Adv. Entomologists Offer Remedies to Exterminate Worms Has the banding of the elm trees so much heralded in the early spring done any good? This question has arisen in the minds of many people who banded seem to have shared equally badly in the distribution of the destructive and distasteful little canker or measuring worms. The men of the department of entomology say that the banding, if it was preformed of the female and the trees are comparatively free from bugs. Some of the pests have swung down from the upper branches of the infected trees to the lower branches of protected trees and are on them because that these bugs will do is necillible. On the other hand many people maintain that their trees were protected by the bands which were put on and kept up according to instructions. They quote the motto of their quota of the pests. Thus the matter stands at the present time. SOME DOUBT BANDING There is no question but what spraying would be the proper and efficient method of freezing the trees from these hanging pests. However, the city has refused to buy a spraying machine during the present year and there is apparently no hope from that source. Some of the men about town who value their trees highly do small spraying on own and have the successfully on the trees that are not too large. The proper spray is made up of any poison, but the most efficient is probably that made up of lime, arsenate of lead and water. The department of entomology will give the proper proportions upon request. Acide from this and the burning of the nests of webs with torches of rags sucked in keratin there is no hope of freezing the trees this year. The bugs will be on the trees not more than three weeks longer and they may all be in the ground before that, according to the weather. SPRAYING THE BEST The trouble has all originated from the little gray moth that may be seen stuck on the bands of the banded trees, and a little dark grey wingless "bug" that is to be seen below the bands. These are the male and female of the species. They have spent winter in the ground under the trees in the poultry barns were off the ground they hatched out and crawled over the snow to the trees, and the females started their ascent. Many however did not hatch out until later, the periods varying with the vitality of the individual and the depth to which it had crawled the year before. Then, also, there seems to be an increase all of a long brood from hatching the same time, that a common accident may not destroy the whole brood at one stroke. After the female had climbed into the smaller branches she began to deposit egs—by the thousands, as any one seeing the mass of webs in the tops of the tree she time can take. Then she and the time can dipped after a brief life of not more than four or five days at the most. LOWER BRANCHES FIRST The eggs, deposited on the small branches near the leaf buds, hatched with the swelling of the buds and the putting forth of the little leaves. At first the worms were small, slender, and black but they soon changed into big, soft, brownish measuring worms that spin a single thread and down into a pupal case to rest in until the coming of the next spring. This entailing period covers about a month, according to the season. The pupal case is similar in shape to that of any moth—for the worms belong to the moth family—but is naturally smaller than those of the larger moths. It is of a coarse brown material on the outside and is lined with a silvery white soft silk that is spun by the worm before settling in the sleep that allows hemorrhagic physisis. This will be his residence until the next spring, unless he happens to have had a very early start in the spring and the fall is unusually late and then he may come out and there will be two broods in the year. Thus is the life circle complete. of their worth. For the less patient, there are the small spraying machines and the oil torches. In either case you will have to get a whole area cleared—it will pay As to the method to be followed in getting rid of insects in general, insects are divided into two classes—those with chewing mouths and those that simply pierce the skin of the plants and may cause an infection. The worm has chewing mouth parts, any poison that can be applied to the food that he eats will "gift" him. That is the reason that sprays are affective for his species of insects and cooking varieties are destroyed by an oil spray that closes up their breathing pores. FETE PLAY POSTPONED "Stuff of Laughter" Scheduled Now for May 13-15-16 For the philosophical man there are bandes, and for the practical man there spirits; and they really no question HOW TO FIGHT THEM 13-15-16 "The Stuff of Laughter" which was to have been given tonight, tomorrow and Monday evening has been postponed until the evenings of the 13, 15 and 16 of May. The author of the play, said this morning that it would be impossible to delay its presentation, but the singers were from out of town and that the costumes from the east were rented for only a limited time. Seats have been arranged on the links to accommodate from 800 to 1000 persons. A test mule during a rehearsal was used and the seat was in good hearing distance. The many unusual features connected with the play and its prepara- tions are as follows: the entire student body and many town- people. No expense has been spared in its preparation and the grand task is to be filled by each night it is shown. "The Stuff of Laughter" is the first play ever given in which both the author of the play and the composer of its incidental music take important parts. The lighting effects are especially elaborate and are entirely new to this part of the country. The dances have been planned with great enthusiasm and a childlike discussion. The music composed by Prof. Arthur Nevin is said to be of the finest quality and serves as a setting for the action. The cast of the play follows: King of Iceland—Ralph Spotts, a lawyer, lawyer, and former cheerleader. His daughter—Helen Clarke. His daughter—Helen Clarke. King of Denmark—Merle Smith. A Court Fool—Percy Shostac, in instructor in English. Spirit of the Stage—J. B. Mc Naught. The North Gale—Earle Metcalf The Goddess of Love—Mrs. Herman O'Keeffe Complete Corps de Ballet, retainers and warriors, servants, handmaidens, Prof, Arthur Nevin—Conducting orchestra. Remember the phone number—It's 182. Wiedemann's—Adv. "Popular" books at popular prices. Three Hundred subjects to select from and only 50 cents each. Wolf's Book Store...Adv. A WEEKEND AT HOME SCHOOL is about out and most of you will stay at home this weekend. For that little dinner, Lee's is handy. We will reserve a table for you and make your meal distinctive for Saturday or Sunday. All vegetables in season. LEE'S COLLEGE INN "Where Discriminating People Dine" Have You Ever Considered the Educational side of a Big Store? AMONG the leading exponents of system and efficiency today are the successful department stores. In fact such a wonderful system has been established that one is likely to take too many things for granted. You enter a big store—this store-you get what you want and then go out.Have you ever thought of the immense amount of labor,initive or of planning that has been necessary to bring that article to you? Anything you might pick up contains a history of development from the raw material to the finished product, as you see it, that if unfolded to you would be as fascinating as most any story you might read. Whenever you are in Kansas City make this store your downtown home. Emery, Bird, Thayer Company Kansas City, Mo. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN WELL, WHY THE DEVIL DON'T YOU GO TO JOHNSON AND CARL AND GET YOU A NEW SUIT? YOU KNOW I AM GETTING SO BAD AT THE LANES THAT I AM ALWAYS ASHAMED TOO UPON THE HILL BY JIMX. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT I CAN'T SEE WHY I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT BEFORE I BEGIN TO FEEL SO LABLE ALREADY HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THESE OLD CHEFS HERE, YOU CAN HAVE THESE OLD ONE! mh107 ICE CREAM FOR SUNDAY Pineapple Ice Chocolate Fresh Strawberry Caramel Nut Brown Bread Phone Your Order Early. BELL 645 HOME 358 REYNOLDS BROTHERS We Deliver. ANNOUNCEMENTS The University Orchestra will give its last concert for this year Thursday evening, May 18, in Fraser Hall, at 8:00 p. m. The Kansas City Branch of the Associated Collegiate Alumnae has established two seventy-five dollar scholarships for junior and senior women of Kansas City, Kun. or Mt. Ole. to graduate from a committee on scholarships for women, Miss Gallo, Miss Oliver and Miss Charles. 148-15. Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once on her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. May Fete will be held at 4 p. m. Saturday, May 13 if the day is clear. If it rains Saturday it will be held Monday, May 15. If it rains Monday Friday, May 19. If it rains then it will be given in the gym both Friday and Saturday, May 19 and 20. Blanche Mullen. "The Technique of Soul Expansion," Dr. S. Olinger, Presbyterian Church, Sunday night.-Adt. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Fruit salad, whipped cream and wafers. Ten cents a plate. Wiedemann's.-Adv. Frank Strong. (In the Co-op) Student: "Got ar Spearmint?" Absent--Minded Clerk: "What cours it is it?" -Yale Record. SIGMA CHI BEAT PHI DELTS With Baker holding the Phi Delta to one hit, the Sigma Chisw won their second game of the Pan-hellenic series on Hamilton Field yesterday afternoon. The score was 5 to 3. The contest was full of thrills, and only by bunching a couple of hits along with some costly errors in the third half, the Sige able to gain a lead of three runs and thus decide the game. Baker Holds Phi Delta to Onc Hit in Close Game Dever pitched consistent ball for the Phi Delta, but his support was a bit ragged at times. His team got their first run in the sixth inning and thus settled the dispute as to a shut-out. In the first half of the seventh, the last inning, the Phil Dilts started a rally that at first looked as if it might terminate in a backslide for the Sigs. But when Hettlinger, in the third quarter, made a catch in big league style and brought about the final out, the score stood 5 to 3 in favor of the Sigs. An evidence that men are not entirely giving up the teaching profession to women is shown by the fact that 90 percent of Ohio State University boasts of a 200 per cent increase in the men graduates this year over last. intings; Sigma Chi 102 011 x-5 Pho Delta Theta 102 Pho Delta Theta 102 In order to prevent students holding spring baseball season tickets from transferring them, the athletic department made a compulsory that each holder have his photograph taken and placed upon his ticket. GRADUATES GET JOBS One-third of Applications for Teachers' Positions Already Filled One-third of the graduates who have applied for teaching positions through the Teachers' Agency Bureau conducted by Prof. W. H. Johnson of the department of education, have received positions. The remainder of the 150 applications are now being considered by the high school principals and boards. By June 1, Professionals must be an applicant to have a position. The following is a partial list of those who have been accepted: Haworth Approves The Latest Fashion in School Excursions Filled BOOMS TRAVEL CREDIT Lester D. Lacy, Osborne; Mamie Higgs, Ida; Avery Olnley, Leavenworth; Virgil Gordon, Winfield; Nami Simpson, Winfield; Bessie Buff, McKay; Peter Perez, John Fitzgeralds;萨司 City; Paul W. Harnly, Clay Center; Clara Gene Dains, Pratt; Beulah Davis, Leavenworth; Zula Chase, Leavenworth; Nami Nelson, Meherson; Anna Baker, Anthony; Stirling Minneapolis; James Sellers, Lawrencery Bertha Sallee, Hutchinson; Sibyl Rose, Greenleaf; Gauldys Saunders, Eskridge; Margaret Lorimer, Proston; Ethel Keeler, Reading; Raymer Stafford; Robert Berry, Stafford; Ella Hawkins, Ackison; Allen Sterling, Atchison; Florence Sheidenberger, Iola; Blanche Mullen, Burlington; Edwin Winnow, Grace; Mary Jarvis, Pratt; George P. Bunn, Alain Branleke, Pawnee Rock; Edward Kroesch, Holdings; Fral Poos, Oganai; Alen M. Herron Onaga. And the little old Ford still rambles right along. The lazy student who does not wish to exert himself and yet would like to enjoy the reminiscences of Cameron's Bluff can weariness, stiff joints, lame legs, and solemn shoes for the trip can be made cheap enough in a four-wheeded vehicle. What are a few bumps, jolts and blowouts in comparison with aching motion has been opened in the seven hundred block of Massachusetts street. TOUR IN SPECIAL TRAINS Olliie May stopped off in Lawrence Thursday, to visit her son Lawson, a freshman from Hutchinson, while on her way to Leavenworth. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. Adrian Parr, '18 College, will serve Sunday and Saturday at home in Topo. Use School Buildings for Classes in Towns Visited Prof. Erasmus Haworth of the department of Geology is intensely interested in the subject of travel study. When approached for an interview, this morning, he said, in his kindly manner: "Why, I'm just full of the subject and I guess I could run on indefinitely, but I realize that brevity is a necessary requirement of a newspaper. They have to leave space for their medicine advertisements, of course." "The immortal bard is accused of having said, 'Home keepyouts have homely wits,' a statement which I wrote in his time and surely is true today. "Travel schools may or may not be a modern invention. At any rate they have flourished in one form or another during the last twenty years. The ordinary travel school of today is merely an excursion for the purpose of sight seeing and the knowledge gained from experience time has come for a modification of the travel school to be introduced and I thoroughly believe that within the next few years someone will take up the matter and carry it to success. TRAVEL IN STATE "I have looked into this matter quite a little and I am sure it is entirely feasible whenever the institutions of America wish to take it up. For example, suppose an excursion train should leave Lawrence, having a car to five hundred students, properly equipped with teachers who would act as chaperons as well. This train could travel over any part of America desired. It could stop at interesting points as long as necessary, and I am sure abundant facilities would be available to five hundred students in any large city in the United States. The excursion, for example, might go to Niagara Falls and stop there for a week. The first day could be devoted to sight seeing entirely, after which at least five days of good study and recitation could be had. During this time, students would gatherings, time now entirely thrown away by students, much sight seeing could be done and much local history could be gathered which would be of perpetual benefit to the student. From Niagara Falls the next stop might be at any point, such as Winnipick, which would be headed westward and from there across to Calgary, or Edmondson, or Prince Rupert, or Vancouver, or any place determined upon. The cities named have large and commodious school rooms, and I am sure would be glad to loan the same to a traveling school to another. With proper arrangements made in advance abundant facilities for living could be provided, just as well there as elsewhere. MANY SCHOOLS CO-OPERATE "with a proper corp of teachers from a number of different institutions, examinations and grades could be prepared and reported to the several institutions in which the students wish credit, and in that way a school cosmopolitan in nature could be carried across the country," she wrote. "and all institutions into which the students wish to enter the following autumn." "At the present time there can be no question but that our young people waste an enormous amount of time, and this by force of circumstances. They walk down the streets of Lawrence, view the same signs, the same sidewalks, the same buildings, the same people. How many others will it be for them to walk their own way? As they walk down the streets of other great cities and see other faces and other business houses and learn other local history and connect such local history with the history of the development of America. ADVANTAGES OF SYSTEM "I would state, therefore, that I am thoroughly in favor of travel schools for the following reasons. First: It will utilize so much more of the students' time. Second: Constant changes in surroundings keep the mind clear and active, so one can learn much more readily. Third: We will be taught in this way to young people at the time of youth when they can best learn and retain the knowledge, and also, they will have this information to use throughout the remainder of their lives. Fourth: Many people go to summer resorts simply to spend the time and come back in the autumn with little better prepared for the future life than though they had not gone. "By combining a travel school with such excursions the maximum good value." "I feel confident that America is sufficiently supplied with young people who would be available for such a purpose," she wrote of many thousands engaged on excursions of this kind every season, and I know our railroads and transportation companies would be glad to provide facial necessary for sun travel. mobile phones A class of sixty girls in home economics at the University of Wisconsin recently estimated that a couple should be able to live comfortably on five hundred dollars a year. Most of five hundred dollars a year, the middle should have saved at least three hundred dollars and own a house and lot before getting married. Jessie Lea Messick, '17 College, and Agnes T. Crawford, '16 College, spent last week-end visiting in Emporia. TIGERS WIN FIRST GAME Jayhawker Baseball Athletes Lost Opener of Missouri Series 8 to 4 By Cargill Sproull, special staff cor- respondent. And Red Craig pitched. Columbia, Mo., May 12—Whether it was the drizzling rain that fell all afternoon or the fact that Missouri's record of victories absolutely refused to be broken, is not certain. But Kansas lost the opening game of the Tiger series yesterday afternoon by an 8 to 4 score. The KC team two straight games in two days that Craig pitched in Lawrence last spring and won and by doing so threw Missouri out of the 1915 Valley championship, were still fresh in the minds of the Tiger team when the auburn haired one mounted the slab. For two innings he escaped but in the third came a volley of hits and three M. U. runs. In the fifth the deluge and five more TUMOR, the Draig left the slub but Coach McAry's athletics collected seven hits off Bryant and Giltner, the two Tiger hurriers, but only in the second game they able to bunch them effectively. The score by innings: R H E Kansas ... 000 100 003—4 7 3 Missouri ... 003 050 00—8 9 1 AFTER NEWS OFFICES Journalists Get Busy for Their Tuesday's Annual Election Officers to be elected are: president, vice-president, women's secretary, secretary of the Board. The Associated Journalism Students will hold their spring election on Tuesday from 8:30 to 1 o'clock. Regular Australian ballots will be used. Petitions containing the names of five signers who must be students in the department of journalism must be submitted by Marjorie Rickards, secretary, before 6 o'clock. Twenty-five cents must accompany the petitions. president, women's president, menn's secretary, sergeant-at-arms. The Associated Journalism Students organized early this semester to bring the students in journalism closer together. The present officers are: Guy Scriven, president; Emae Mauxel, vice-president; Harry Morgan, treasurer; Marjorie Rickards, secretary of women; Cargill Sproull, secretary of men; Charles S. Sturtinev, sergeant-at-arms. One hundred and twenty students of the senior class, '16, at Yale, have earned all or part of their way through college. Should a thing as important to your organization be a source of a revenue or profit to stockholders? L.S.Brightly Students at the state University of Montana have petitioned the faculty that instruction in military training and tactics be offered next year. The University of Chicago HOME in addition to resident instruction by correspondence. STUDY For detailed information, 26th Year. U. of C. Ole. J., Chicago, Ill. C E A D F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES ABOVE ALL TRAIT KUAN WED. MARCH 14TH THE Barry Shoe . There's many a young fellow who has gained the reputation of wearing the best looking shoes on the hill, who laughs in his sleeves when he thinks how economically he does it—wearing Barry shoes and Oxfords, the biggest known combination of style and quality at the price. $5 Strong & Garfield Shoes*and Oxford$6 and $6.50 Otto Fischer Don't Buy a Thing Until Jones' Annual Profit Sharing Sale The First Week in June War Time Prices will be wrecked in all of our 70 Single-line Stores that are gathered under this one roof. Once a year we divide our profits with customers by means of this Profit-Sharing Sale. We pay the Round Trip Railroad Fare of our out-of-town Customers, so wait for the Announcement of our Sale in this paper. THE JONES STORE Kansas City's Profit Sharing Store. 414E881LA D34TA XV22V UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. SHOSTAC PLAY A HIT "Stuff of Laughter" Best Dramatic Production in K. U. History NEVIN'S MUSIC PLEASED Great Credit Due Fine Arts School Professor for Part (Bv Donald D. Davis) "The best amateur production ever staged at the University," is the verdict of the 600 people who saw "The Stuff of Laughter" at its initial performance in Marvin Grove Saturday evening. Percy B. Shostac, of the department of English, wrote the play, and Arthur Nevin, of the School of Fine Arts, composed the incidental music. University students and alumni participated in a university artisans arranged the scenic settings and the lighting effects. From first to last the production was thoroughly a K. U. production. NUMBER 152 MEDIEVAL FANTASY "The Stuff of Laughter" is a medieval fantasy in two parts and a prologue and an epilogue. The prologue is an invitation, spoken by the Spirit of the Stage, to the audience to witness the play. Then the action begins; and we see depicted the terrible harshness of the Middle Ages, revealing the nature of the world. Iceland king who drives his daughter from his court because she will not marry a drunken suitor. Part Two shows the Princess and the Court Fool in the Deep Forest, two days after they have fed from the court. They are weary and fainting, and sleep in the shelter of an oak. The princess the Spirit of the Oak comes to rescue them and leads to the bower of Frejya, Goddess of Spring and Love. The succeeding scenes show their journey to the bower, their struggles with the powers of darkness, and the aid given them by the powers of light. Then comes the epilogue, in which the Spirit of the Stage again appears, to explain that the story has been only a dream UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, MONDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 15, 1916 Honors in acting the production are shared equally by Helen Clark, as the Princess; Ralph Spots, as the King of Ireland, and Percy Shostac, as the Court Fool. Miss Clark's portraitage of the young princess was sympathetic and forceful. Ralph Spots' stands in him good stead in the "double" of his the King and the Spirit of the Oak. To his careful, studied impersonation of the two roles, in fact, must a good share of the success of the production be credited. Percy Shostac played the difficult part of the Fool just as it should have been played to secure the proper effect. Merle Smith made a sufficiently drunken lover, and J. B. McNeaugh acted cleverly a minor role. Florence Butler, as Freya, displayed real histrionic ability. J. B. McNaught, Earle Metcalf, and Helen Topping were the featured dancers. Each did solo work of unusual merit. Other dancers in the ballet were Fritz Schnitzler, Tom Mairs, Gurrie Henson, Ray Gaffney, Robert Dillon, James Shea, Bretherton, Florence Ragle, Mariana Joseph, Josephine Stimpson and Mildred Spake. Dr. Alice Goetz trained the dancers. MUSIC DISTINCTIVE The music, which was distinctly individual, as is all of Professor Nevin's work, added the finishing touch to the aesthetic effect of the production. It is not often that music and words are so skillfully blended that the hearer is almost at a loss to distinguish between the two, to tell which it is that is so strangely affecting him. Yet such was the case Saturday night. Every strain from the orchestra brought out in relief the appeal of the spoken words. And with such an unreliability, adapted to the play that it was indeed difficult to tell which was more beautiful, the play itself or its musical background. Each would have been so accomplished that seem incomplete without the other. The production will be repeated to night and tomorrow night, at 815 0933. Red Ferris, freshman Pharmic, spent Sunday in Leavenworth visiting his parents. Red planned to see the baseball game between the Leavenworth highs and a bunch from K. U, but there was too much rain. Theta Sigma Phi, honorary journalism sorority, held initiation, Thursday for Alice Bowley, Helen Patterson and Gail Hall. After the initiation a supper was given the members at Bricken's Cafe. Prof. F, E. Kester of the department of physics will attend a special session of the executive committee of Sigma Xi, May 20, at Cleveland, Ohio. The meeting is called to discuss the admission of new chapters. Ira L. Goheen, senior Pharmic, left Thursday night on a short business trip to Alta Vista. OLD K. U. STUDENT WRITES OF CONDITIONS ON BORDER James R. Harrison, '18 College, who is now working for the Santa Fe at Douglas, Arizona, writes back some interesting observations of conditions at the border. Speaking of the recent state of the Mexican people he says: "Such conditions are unbelievable. . . . Some of the abode houses still have huge holes where Villa's cannon shells went through them. . . The men in the room did not enough clothes to cover their backs, but have full equipment of arms. He goes on to say that Carranza has enough cannon near Agua Prieta to shell Douglas to the ground in a few hours, and that he has over ten thousand men in the state of Sonora to support them as well. The army soldiers on this side of the line. Harrison worked for the Santa Fe in the Topela offices until recently. PRACTICE FOR MISSOURI McCarty Takes Men From Classes for Workout Coach McCarty gathered the baseball team from their classes this morning and left on the noon train for Emporia where the Varsity will get final practice before the Missouri game. C. J. Poirier will pitch for K. U. in the game this afternoon, which will offer a victory over the game Friday. The offer of the game with the Emporia College came so suddenly that Coach McCarty had difficulty in getting a full team in time to make the train south. ESTES JUBILEE TUESDAY Y. M. and Y. W. Will Meet on Links for Conference Talk The second of the Estes Park Jul lee rallies will be held Wednesda evening from 5 to 7 on the golf link Both the Y. M. and Y. W. will tak part in the event and members of bot Associations will be in attendance. Eats will be served and short speeches will be given by four women and four men. The men will tell why in their opinion, women should attend the Estes Park Y. W. Conference and believe it the duty of every University man to be present at the Y. M. Conference from June 9 to 19. All those who have ever attended Estes, all those who have promised to attend the conference this summer and any who are thinking of going are those planning to go should call either Anne Gittings or Hugo Wedell. ALUMNI BOARD TO MEET Convene to Fird Ways of Aiding University The annual meeting of the Board of Alumni Visitors will be held at the University, May 18-19, for the purpose of discovering ways and means by which the alumni may help the University. The report of the Board of Alumni Visitors will be presented to the Alumni Association which is held Tuesday of commencement week. The members of the board are Scott Hopkins, president of the Prudential Trust Co., Topeka, Agnes Thompson, Lawrence; W. M.organ, editor of the Hutchinson News; Mrs. C. S. Smith, topoake, wife of former Governor George Capper's executive clerk; James V. Humphrey, a lawyer of Junction City; and C. L. Davidson, a capitalist of Wichita. Miss Mille Oliver of Abilene arrived Friday morning at the Alenman house to be a guest of Mary Smith and Emily freshen College during the May Day Jeanne Kirkendall, '17 College, of Prof. Howard Hill's public speaking class, gave a lecture-recital on "James Whitcomb Riley" before the Pleasant County at the home of Mr. John Lavette at Brackett, Wednesday afternoon. Mrs. M. C. Tillotson, of Olathe spent the last of the week in Lawrence visiting her son, Elroy E., junior Engineer. Miss Jessie Jacobs, a fellow in mathematics in the University this year has been elected to a graduate degree at the University of Illinois for the coming year. Lillian Wolf, '16 College, will teach English and history in the high school at the Alemannia house. The Mu Phai have issued invita- tion to the annuus *annur Manda* Day, which will be held on 25th November. Blanche Mullin '16 College, will each English in the Burlington high school next year. 2,000 ATTEND MAY FETE H. S. ATHLETES COMING y Festival Brought Many Out-of-Town Visitors SCENES WERE GRECIAN Venus, Diana, and Other Mythological Characters Represented Send the Daily Kansan home. Mrs. H, H. Vernon and her daughter Ethel, and Miss Dorothy Tibbets, all of Blue Rapids, came to Lawrence Friday to attend the May Fete. Harry Vernon, 19C., is a son of Mrs. Vernon. I smile of threatening weather and damp ground, the May Fete was held Saturday after 10 a.m. at 4 o'clock. About 2,000 people many out of town attended the festival. The natural stage was an excellent representation of the haunt of Venus, supposedly on the plain of Henna, in Sicily. The time represent the three days of Venus, beginning the three days' festival in the Spring of the year. The seismograph in Blake Hall recorded a slight tremor which is probably a result of the earthquake which occurred in Wyoming Friday. The time recorded here was 8:35 in the evening. One of the mist impressive scenes of the afternoon was the appearance of Alma Mater and her attendants. The steps of Alma Mater's throne were particularly effective. The Grecian atmosphere was carried out in the lighting of the incense on the altar by the lighting of the candles on the offerty of the Libation carriers. Another Quake Following the first Latin chorus Pan and his companions appeared; their dance was applauded heavily. The setting of Diana's dance was typically a hunting scene; the deer hounds and archery middens completed the picture. The Wind Dance was as animated as the dances of Pan, Apollo and Bacchus. Ray Gafney was a hit in the role of Cupid. Venus was supported by a chorus of rose dancers, who with the mountain nymphs and dryads, formed a pleasing group about her throne. The cloud dance followed by the storm and bright rainbow was one of the unusual and successful of many of the original features of the day. As dusk settled over the campus, the seniors with lighted tops, left the throne of Alma Mater and presented them to the waiting juniors. FINE ARTS TO BANQUET Annual Dinner Friday Night in Gymnasium Math Club Will Picnie Discontinued Because of Injury to Canoes A clever stunt program will be given between courses in which both faculty and students will take part. Following the dinner Dean Harold L. Young, the mastermaster and call for responses from many present and former students. The number of candidates in tomorrow's journalism election was reduced to eleven this afternoon when Bertha Elehaneur withdrew from the race for women's secretary in favor fo Gail Hall. HOLD NO WATER TOURNEY Before the building of Potter's Lake the carnival was held on the river and was a big event. All the boats not in the races were decorated for a parade. Canoe races, tugs-of-war, swimming races, and tilting contests usually constituted the larger part of the tournament. The annual dinner of the School of Fine Arts will be given Friday night, in Robinson Gymnasium. The affair is in charge of a committee at North College and tickets may be obtained from the man of the committee, or from the fine arts office, as early at Tuesday. For several years this dinner has been a true family reunion for the Fine Arts students, graduates and faculty. It is not an exclusive affair and it is especially interested may attend. The Mathematics Club will lay aside everything this afternoon pertaining to the science of mathematics and go out for a picnic. They will take a lunch along and not return until the stars appear. The Water Carnival which has been a feature of Commencement Week for years, will not be held next month, as the owners object to the canoes being carried from the river to Potter's Lake. Unless wrapped and carried quickly the sun's heat cracks the filler of the canoes. University Will Have Over Two hundred visitors to Entertain MUST BEAT M. U. RECORD Tigers Showed Real Hospitality to H. S. Boys at Columbia Two hundred high school students are going to be guests of the University of Kansas this week. Most of these are progressive freshmen and every one of them is a prize athlete from his high school. K. U. students will be given a chance to show them the advantages of this institution by persuade a number of them to make Kansas their future alma mater. ALL EXPENSES PAID G. MISSOURI ONE BETTER The annual invitation meet in which the stars of the tracks from Kansas and Missouri will compete will be held Saturday afternoon. Invitations have been sent to the high school athletes who took first in the interscholastic season. The athletic association will pay the expenses of these students to the meet Saturday. In addition to this any athletes in the state who wish to enter the meet may take part but they will have to pay their own expenses. After that athletic association agrees to take care of them. The majority of the students who will come for this meet have just returned from a similar meet at the University of Missouri and have their systems full of the wonders of the Tiger institution. Kansas now has a splendid showing that give a splendid showing will give Kansas a large bunch of athletes next fall. The reports from Missouri indicate that the entertainment offered these men was the best the country offers and we have to show some warm salir to bent it. STUDENTS MUST CO-OPERATE "I in the entertainment of these visitors are in charge of the co-operation of the students of the University," said Coach Hamilton this morning. "These men are the pick of the high schools of the state and they are the men that we need to teach them so that the students to show them a good time and show them the advantages of this institution. Most of them have not made up their minds yet just where they will attend school next "This is the biggest opportunity of the year for the fraternities and clubs to line up men for next fall. But this should not be the only motive. The students should be interested enough to participate." K. U., instead of rival institutions." A list of the men who will be guests of the University is on file at Manager Hamilton's office and will be shown to all students interested. The list will be given in the Daily Kansan as soon as completed. Hold Session at Cameron's to Consider Problems Y. M. C. A. CABINET CAMPS The Y. M. C. A. Cabinet tramped out to Cameron's Bluff, where they spent Saturday night and Sunday, at the University. At University Y. M. C. A. and the plans of each of the committee chairmen. Every cabinet man, with the exception of one who was representing the army against Missouri, was present. The reception of the incoming class next fall was discussed by Lester Evans, the chairman of the new students committee. It is the present freshmen who meet the freshmen of next year at the train, direct them to the registrar's office and aid them in enrolling and in finding rooms. Many of the misconceptions held by University men in regard to the Y. M. C. A, and the work of the Cabinet received attention, and plans were suggested as to how these false ideas might be corrected. Prof. Merle Thorpe, of the department of journalism is making a weeks trip to several towns in the state to deliver high school commencement addresses. He will be in Whitewater the 15th, Erie the 16th, Quenoque the 17th, Whiting the 18th, Perry the 19th, and Horton the 20th. PROF, THORPE TO DELIVER COMMENCEMENT SPEECHES The Weather The Forecast: Fair and continued cool tonight, almost frost, Tuesday, fair weather, summer. Prof. John N. Van der Vries will give three high school commencement addresses this week. Wednesday night he will speak at Morrill, Thursday night at Robinson, and Friday night at Seneca. GRIGGS SELLS CIGAR STORE — FAVORITE LOAFING PLACE The Griggs Cigar Store located at 827 Massachusetts street passed into the hands of Mr. E. Anderson, Friday. Mr. Griggs has been located in a quiet reading room at the back of the room has always been a great place for students to spend their idle hours. Griggs will always be remembered as the man who has provided the students with little red and blue pens which adorn the suit cases and traveling bags of almost every student. TWELVE SEEK PLACES Many Want Plums in Tomorow's Election of Journalism Students Twelve students of the department of journalism are out for places in tomorrow's annual election of officers to be held by the Associated Journalism students, the name adopted for organization of the newspaper students. Running for president, Edwin W. Hullinger, news editor of the Kansan, and a junior in the College, has no opposition. For vice-president there is one who will associate news editor of the Kansan, and James Carter. For both men's and women's secretary three candidates fled, Vaughn Timmins, Lloyd Whitside and E. Curry, Burkman Ikee and Beaun Berna Eichenauer, are the three female candidates. Two women are also out for treasurer, Marie Buchanan and Dorothy Cole being the opposing candidates of arms only Herbert Laskett Fleld. According to the constitution only those students actually enrolled in courses of journalism at the present time, can vote. This will limit the number of students voting to about three hundred. Guy Serivner, now president of the organization, said today that the usual printed ballots will be provided for tomorrow's election. The polls which will be located in the Journalism will be in open from 8:30 to 1 o'clock. NO FOOTBALL SCHOOL Demand for Training Insuficient as Yet Says Dr. Naismith There will be no football school at the University of Kansas this summer as was suggested by Dr. A. R. Kennedy, formerly coach at the University and at Haskell Institute, and at present coach at Washburn College in Topeka. Dr. Naismith, who was suggested by Dr. Kennedy as the proper man to codet such a school as to produce players of starting. "While I think that football training would be a good thing, and that the University could handle it, I do not think that the call for such a school is strong enough yet for us to establish one. There is the regular summer work for coaches and football men at Champions, Illinois where the better football men go. We have regular classes in coaching here during the winter sessions and during the spring seasons all at theences for the men who will coach next fall. I believe that this is all that there is any demand for at the present time." "BACK TO NATURE" NEW FAD OF SALPHS. Witness Their Cow Bell. The Sleep and Eat House, pardon me, the Sigma Alpha Epiphone house has something novel in dinner gongs. The cute new song around 1244 Ohio must listen to the gentle tinkling of a cow bell. One must realize though that a cowbell vigorously shakes does not emit the sound of a bassoon or the Bossie browsing in the clover field. No doubt this music soothes the aching heart of their homesick freshmen whose bed-time lullaby was accompanied by this bovine interpretation of musical art. Perhaps there is to be a "back to nature" movement among the fraternities who would like to try the simple life for a while. MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 19 to 19 Leader: The Rev, Paul Dansingberg, Pastor All Souls Unitarian church, Kansas City Mo. Tuesday: "The Sacraments of Life." Wednesday: "And But for You." Thursday: "The Dread of Respon- sion." FLAYS NEW EFFICIENCY Friday: "The Power of Expectancy." Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. Prof. Carl L. Becker Attacks Practical" Ideals in "Standardized" Education FIRST FACULTY LECTURE Virtually a Farewell Talk to the Students of K. U. It was an unusual and striking address that was given by Prof. Carl Becker Thursday afternoon when he set a brilliant precedent for the series of faculty lectures which are hereafter to become a University institution. His subject was "On Being a Professor" and he skillfully billed with a veiled irony that sank deep into the minds of his hearers and at the same time exposed the universal conception of professors as queer beings as a colossal falacy. Professor Becker touched the point of his address in his opening remarks when he said, "A minor use of the newspapers and magazines is that they convey much information which one does not easily acquire by observation and experience alone. It was in this way, through the itinerary, that we first learned of the forlorn state of that ancient and once honorable company of College Professors. Notwithstanding the unselfish devotion with which they pursue a noble calling, so I was led to infer, professors are frequently without influence in their own communities, only by close and humiliating economies have a little free pocket money, and relatively privileged citizens can tranquil mind or properly nourish what the Germans call the Inner Life. Having myself been for some time a professor, ploiding along contentedly enough for the most part, I was extremely sorry to hear—as I say from my own experience in the table situation." Speaking of his own advent into the ranks of the pedagogs, Professor Becker continued, "It was a lad that I came to know a fierce looking little old man in an ancient shiny frock coat who came every aspiring to prepare our fireweed. In my view he was not only by profession a weather prophet. He was a good wood sapper, but it was the common belief of the community that as a weather prophet he was visionary and an incurable idealist, inefficient to the last degree, and of no practical use. But with so many thought to be mildly demised; and by so some special popular instinct, everyone called him "Professor." "When I went to college we did not know, or at least not with the same certainty as now, that spiritual benefits could be standardized, or the effeci- ces required in our work measured and tabulated and precisely set down in terms of material value. "I was of a nature to be fascinated by my professors. Some few of them, and some more than others. The reason for this fascination being that contrary to all I had supposed, they were not mere road guides, uninterested in the country because they lived in heart. Rather they impelled by some uncontrolled inner demon to venture beyond the beaten path, scarcely knowing whither they were going, or what they might find; but pursuing still, seemingly interested in the quest itself, rather than in the end of it. And so they welcomed me, even something, even if I found it not. What I should seek, or where it might be found they never told me. "The four allotted years were finished before I had more than begun to get the lay of the land. Less than ever did I desire to return to the known world, and tread in daily routine the dusty streets of Now and Away." When it came time always in this unknown country, so far removed from reality—From that moment I was a lost man. I was bound to become a professor. "Professors, it need scarcely be pointed out, are extremely impractical people, absent minded, as even the most ill-motivated person continually occupied with profound intellectual problems, little concerned with the external world of reality, which together with their place in it, makes much disposed to take for granted." PROF'S SALARY AN INVESTMENT PROF'S SALARY AN INVESTMENT The truth of this has been clearly explained when noted local statesmen and successful business men eloquently described how they worked on different festival occasions, clearly pointing out that the salary the state pays the professor should bring something in return. “This new idea,” continued Mr. Becker, “I looked at for a long time from every point of view. A good deal of light was thrown on these problems by that other truth which was explained to us either more frequently or less accurately than the uncloistered outside world. We were assured that the knowledge acquired by students from learned professors was an excellent thing in a (Continued on page 3) UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Miles W. Vaughn...Editor-in-Chief Chase A. Smith...Associate Editor Chase S. Servitwerk...Associate Edition BUSINESS STAFF William Cady... Business Manager Chas. Steventav... Adv. Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Paul Brindle Don Davis Ralph Klein John Gleisner Harry Morgan Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Guy Scrwlner Cargill Spruet Glenn Swogger Vernon Moore Entered as second-class mail mast- mail-office of the American Post office in New York, under the name of Joseph Wright. Published. In the afterparty five voyages from India to Turkey and twenty-five of ankarsah, from the press of Arabia. Address a1, communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas, Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kananan aims to picture the undergraduate in the classroom as to go further than merely printing the text on paper. The University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be modest and to be aroused; to leave more serious problems to wise heads, in all, to teach and to qualify the students of the University. MONDAY, MAY 15, 1916. I have no greater joy than to hear children walk in truth—in truth JH. John 5, 4. THE MAY FETE Cloudy weather and an imperfect seating arrangement made the May Fete less of a success than it would have been under other conditions, but as it was few people went away dissatisfied. K. U. has an ideal spot for such occasions in the golf links. The intense green of the foliage which formed a background for the actors, the broad swell of the grass-covered hills and the cunning costumes of the choruses made the tore a thing to be remembered. The ceremony of the Torch society was a fitting end for the afternoon program and the new Torches should realize the necessity of keeping the light burning. "The Stuff of Laughter," Prot Percy B. Shostae's mediacal fantasy which was given at night was also hampered by the lowering weather The natural amphitheatre was full of spectators, however, and the play got across. The lines are clever and true to the time in which the scenes are laid. THE ORPET TRIAL A philosophical man is one who continues to believe that he's right after it's proved to him that he isn't. The trial of William Orpet, University of Wisconsin student who is accused of having murdered a former sweetheart, opens today at Waukee, Michigan. The details of the sordid story, which have been extensively aired in the press, will again be brought forth. Whether Orpet is guilty or not his story may well be followed by every man in the University of Kansas, for it contains a lesson that many young men need to learn. It is a lesson of the necessity of maturity—of looking before you leap. We have too many boys in college, who are accustomed to being forgiven for their transgressions because they are boys. Boys have no place in a University and the sooner parents realize this fact the sooner fewer college youths will go wrong. THE LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT COUNT After all what are the things that make a senior class great? Surely not the number and the costliness of "tomb-stones" that might be left b the "campus-beautiful." Several months back there was a child born to a member of the senior class. The president of the class officially appointed a committee which was to collect ten cents from each member of the class to go into a fund which was to be turned over to the child on becoming of age. The child was likewise declared the class baby. It's so easy to start expeditions, most any "fordite" can be a starter, but it takes a "rosevelter" to make it succeed. The Chancellor, the Dean of the College, and the Registrar were among the thirty that contributed to the fund, "that was to be." The chairman of the committee, though handicapped, struggled to make the class baby endowment an honor to the class, but like so many of the little things the "expedition" was a failure. It was a good joke. It is the little things that count. THE MEN IN THE NEWS Every day across the heads of the papers run references to a score of men we do not know. The Ferris Bill in Congress has created considerable interest but the question, "Who is Ferris," is seldom asked. It is nevertheless true that he like many others is not so remote an individual. Hon. Scott Ferris is in fact a native of Missouri. In a vague way we have Gilford Pinchot located as a man of considerable note. His name may even bring to mind forests and forestry but his life, his work at Yale and his years of service in the conservation of the national forests are as a whole unknown to us. We know that M. Stephanous Skouloudis is Greek premier but as a whole we are ignorant of the fact that he started his life as a shop employee. He worked into the banking business until he proved himself through the management of his private business, competent to hold his present place. Truly who are the men in the news? Jayhawk Squawks "Worms, worms, worms, ... Oh, the clinging and crawling of the worries. —Poe (Improved somewhat). Anyway, if a man were always as crazy about his wife as he was before he married her, he wouldn't amount to much. Rip Nought, who is somewhat lazy, is offering a prize for the discovery of a hymn that can be sung from a sitting position. "What is the most essential qualification in making a date?" queried the "To get a 'maid at home' variety"; answer the wise guy. "That man is so lazy," explained Alec. "that he can't smoke. His sora always goes out between puffs." "Use Soloman perfume—and get by the profs on that next quiz," advises an ad. This is supposed to be a college, not a disinfectant shop. "What makes all that discord in the band?" "Why, the drum's flat." The small boy estimates his happiness in inverse proportion to the amount of food he eats. My watch, it grieveeth me. In the morning I set it with the whistle. The next hour it merrily gaineth three minutes. I chastise it and expostulate with it, it runneth sorrowfully and dejectedly, and by noon is five minutes slow. But the whistle is an honorable whistle, the Kansan hait said it. Surely inaccuracy shall follow my watch all the days of the whistle. While he is on a still-hunt for the "reminders," the Rev. Mr. Hargelt might look for the rest of the chapel attendance. "What a great feat," he exclaimed in admiration. But the dancer misunderstood and won't speak to him now. -Gee Whizz. Prof.: "What effect does the moon have on the tide?" I stepped on your feet? Say! Are those feet? I am a stranger in these parts. It's a wonder you don't catch cold with so much of your body on the ground—Punch Bowl. Imp: "A man that bets isn't a good man is he?" ' Stewdent: "None, sir, it only affects the untied."-Sir. Imp: "Well, a man that doesn't bet is no better," - Jack-o'-Lantern. I stepped on your feet? German Professor (assigning lesson): "Take the next two sentences." Student: "Oh, sir, that's two whole chapters!" Sophomore: "I'll bet that woman's an anti." Freshman: "She looks old enogh tе a grandmother." Essays in Tabloid Tablets DANCING METHODISTS The announcement. In the morning. Papers. That the Methodists. Are going. To lift the. Ban on cards and. Dancing. Has been hailed with Delight by K. U. Women. (The men never. Bothered about. It). For now. The daughter of the. Methodist preacher at. Podunk. Can go to the. Varsity parties. Without. Looking under the. Bed for the. Devil. When she gets. Back. She can play a game. Of 500. With the other. People at the. Boarding house. And not be bothered Thinking. "What if mother should happen. To dooup in." If B. Sunday is a. Methodist. No doubt he. Will resign. And it may be that. He will start. Fighting the followers. Of the. Wesley brothers. If Methodists can. Stand for such. Iniquitous doings. As hops and cards. They are ready. To come to K. U. DANCING METHODISTS POETS CORNER A merry little dandelion Sat smiling in the sun, Her golden hair was all aglow, Life's joys had just begun. But ah! this little dandelion Grew older day by day, Her golden hair that shown so bright Was now, alas! turned gray. But that was not the worst, my friend. For on one summer's day, There came a little puff of wind, And blew it all away. CAMPUS OPINION Communication must be signed as evidence of good faith but names will not be published without the writer's consent —Exchange. GUTTER-SNIPE ETHICS Editor Daily Kansan There has recently been formed at the University of Kansas an organization known as the Anti-Cigarette Club. The said organization certainly must have a lofty purpose. None of us have any objections to a man joining a club which pledges its members to leave tobacco alone. Every man has a right to his own views about his conduct. But recently the said organization wanted to become known—and it certainly has branded itself in the eyes of the students( one cannot say in what light)—and so took some action as regards smoking on the Hill. Some of the members of the organization have called on members of the Senate and asked that action be taken. Now, action can be taken on most anything. The gentlemen don't seem to have formulated any definite plan. All they want is "action." But if said attendants at the smoke-less smoker had stopped with that, they would not have won for their organization the nickname—"Creeper." But they have not stopped there. Their members have been seen at various places on the campus "snooping" around to see if they could find someone smoking. Like Sherlock Holmeses, these males—creep around on their hands and knees with a big glass looking for those who make smoke stacks out of their noses. It really seems strange that a man who has been at the University even a month would so be led by his sentiments that he would come to this. We have no objection to a man joining an organization to keep himself from smoking, but do look with just a id utterment on a "squelter." As one who does not use 'em; would raise the question as to whether any man of recognized importance in medical circles has given positive condemination, and has proved all of the willingness, and the subtle deadly awfulness which is indiscriminately assigned to tobacco in general? TOBACCO A QUESTION? One nice feature connected with the organization of this Anti-Cigarette League is the diversion furthest from the mouth, which varies arguments for and against it. None of us admire gutter-snip ethics. True now are ever,—"M men have come from time to time, but how many drums to tobacco?" Editor Daily Kansan: —'16. So if he likes it why should he not smoke,—though to some of us it looks just a little lax to see him smoking in the company of ladies. Many of us who raise the horror against animals have little through a little unbiased introspe- tion. Have you been wondering about the Kansan next year? Yes? So have we. The Kansan Next Year? The news may not be startling, comical, sad, gleeful or any of three or four hundred other adjectives that might be "appellated" to news. But it will be news and enough to make you glad to call at the office before school is out to renew for 1916-17. You don't need to worry about when we are going to spring it on you. Just read the paper regularly—like you do now—and you can't help seeing our grand splurge. It will be in large type. tion, find some surprising "little ones" in our own personal habits or manners. Would suggest to the Aunties that such names as "Smokeless Smoker" seem hardly appropriate for their children, but appropriate of smoke, it seems should be taboo. Why not call them together for a "Gum Chew," "A Lemonade Sip," a "Sandwicher," a "Taffy Pull," or perhaps a "Gents '7ea"—but there we "pulled a bone" as tea would be too strong for them. W. M. Stevens. Editor Daily Kansan: —We Believe in Advertising We are pleased to notice that the Kansan is following out Billy Sunday's recommendation of giving front page space to questions of morality. We are certainly glad to see some man of the University who has sufficient backbone to stand up against this conventions are strong enough that he will not rest until he gets them in a conspicuous place on the front page. With our brother Anti-Cig, we wish to extend our welcome to the new "Guardian of the innocence of the men of this University." We realize that in the case of the summit of mechanical perfection men too are becoming more or less mechanical in their habits. We knew that they had reached the stage where they had to toot for the crossings but we did not realize that it was yet necessary for them to commit suicide. We agree that in case the Mexican nerial fleet should attack the hill, a murky atmosphere might aid us greatly in getting into the subterran can passages before the piercing eye of the enemy could overcome the gloom. The folks at home were very much interested in the outcome of our last page and we are sure that after reading the article of our friend (page one, May 11) they will not hesitate to send our younger brothers up here to imbibe this pure moral atmosphere. Miss Lola Enge arrives today to visit her sister, Viola, at the Alemania hotel. Two Friends of the University. STUDENTS WANTED - Who desire to earn from $8.00 to $16.00 during the summer month more quickly a quick selling articles. Call Bell 823. 149-5. WANT ADS YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN with selling ability can earn big wages during vacation. Straight legitimate proposition. Come up and let me tell you how, C. W. Carman, Merchants Bank Building. 150-10 WANTED—Two rooms and sleeping porch to accommodate four girls next year. Please call 2325W. 149-3 LOST—A flat, silver card case with monogram, M.P.M. W will finder call Mae Miller at the Pi Phi house, Bell 99? 151.3 FOR SALE--Aster plants. Five cents a dozen. All colors, separate or mixed. 927 Ind. Call 1709J. Bell. 159.2 KEELER'S BOOK STORE, **$23 Mass.** St. Typewriter for sale or rent. Typewriter and School supplies. Photographs. 149. Pictures and Picture framing. CLASSIFIED Bask Stone ED, W. PARSONS, Engraver. Watch- jewelry. Bell phone 711, 717. Mass. Telephone Jewelers MISS ESTELLA, NORTHRUP. Mass. catecurei handled. 736 Mass. Phone (801) 242-5960. China Painting Shoe Shon Since shop K. U SHOE Shop since 1984 best place for best result 1842 Hemham Flumbers PHONE KENN E. HILFIGER FLUMBING CO. for phones and Mazda Lamps. 212-507-4835 for phones Printing B. H. BALLE, Artistic Job Printing Both phones 238, 1027 Mass. Shoe Shon Dressmaking SHOP NOW FORNEY SHOP 1017 Mass. St. make a mistake. All work must be done. MIR S M. A. MORGAN BEI I Tennessee taking orders, ordering firings very reasonable PROFESSIONAL CARDS HARRY BEDING. M. D. Eyer, eye, Eyer, eye. 612. U. BUG. Phones, Bell 513. Home 513. U. BUG. DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squiresia square, Both phones. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D., D. O. @282 Max Both phones, office and residence DR, H. W, HUTCHINSON, Dentil, 2017 Parkins Bldg, Lawrence, Kansas A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law, 743 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas. C. E, ORLIPL M, D. D, Dick Hidg. Eye Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist. All glass work guaranteed. Successor to Dr. Hamman. Calls to any point within the 5 cent limit,10 cents. Hauls 5 cents from down town to points within the boundaries of Haskell Avenue, Thirteenth Street, Missouri Street and the Kansas River. Hauls beyond above boundaries 10 cents. the 5 cent limit, 10 cents. Calls within the 10 cent limit, 15 cents. Night charges between 10 p.m. and 7 a.m., 5 cents additional. Answer calls for all day and night trains. Joy Riding and Country Driving. 730 Mass. Phones 970 VACATION PROFITS Make money this summer selling O-So-Ezy Cedar Oil Polish for Automobiles, floors and furniture. O Automobiles, tops and furniture. Renew laser of paint and finish that makes old cars look like new. Easy opening always assured. Demonstration simple. Your profits 66 per cent. O-So-Ezy recommended by 18 big auto- mobilemanufacturers to buyers of their cars. No deposit needed. Write for our selling plan for College men. O-SZE-Y PRODUCTS CO. 264-8 Jefferson Ave. Detroit, Mich. for95£ a for 45$ Ashby-9-in. Lexicon-2-in. ARROW COLLAR spring style, in two heights CLUETT PEARBACY & CO. INC. MARKERS ASK FOR and GET HORLICK'S THE ORIGINAL MALTED MILK ASK FOR and GET Cheap substitutes cost YOU same price Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 A. G. ALRICH THESIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH Typewriter Paper 744 Mass, St. PROTSCH The College Tailor The College Tailor Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. Bring your old suit to me and get twice as much for it. Money loaned on valuables. ABE WOLFSON 637 Mass, St. CITIZENS STATE BANK We are handling all University accounts, and we solicit your business, deposits guaranteed. 707 Massachusetts St. Carter Sells Them Exclusively in Lawrence. 1025 Mass St. Buy your paper here At 900 Tennessee RAYMOND'S DRIVING DINNER For parties, committee feeds, etc., call 92 on the Bell for reservations. Let us prepare your next picnic lunch. MRS. EDNAH MORRISON at 1146 Tenn. St., Does Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling for University Women. Bell Phone 1154J. STRAWBERRY SHORT CAKE AND ICE CREAM Congregational Church SATURDAY, 4 to 10 University Women We do ladies tailoring and dressmaking at very reasonable prices. Competent assistants. MRS. M. A. MORGAN 1321 Tenn. Phone B 1116W UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN --- THEATRE VARSITY TODAY ONLY William Fox presents BERTHA KALICH in "SLANDER" A Society Photodrama With a Lesson Arrow Shirts—guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl wants ambitious young people to enroll and prepare for exceptional positions, as bookkeeper, stenographers, private secretaries, civil service. Positions secured as soon as competent. Enroll any Monday. Write, phone or call for catalogue. 645 Mass. St. Two Floors. LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. E. S. WEATHERBY, Superintendent. BIG VACATION MONEY! All students and teachers, men and women, who wish profitable and congenial employment for this summer, should write at once to The University Faculties Assn. 134 W. 29th Street, New York City. ANNOUNCEMENTS The University Orchestra will give its last concert for this year Thursday evening, May 18, in Fraser Hall, at 8:00 p. m. Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once on her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. W. H. QUAKENBUSH President Every Sphinx must be present at the Kanza house Tuesday night. Meeting begins 7:45 sharp. Important business. Last sale of Senior announcements. 75 Senior Announcements are left for the first persons who come to get them. At the check stand in Fraser Hall between 8:30 and 10:30 Tuesday morning. The Botany Club will hold its annual picnic Wednesday evening, May 17, in the grove east of Woodland Park. Letters from the students are sent to the street in South Park at 6 o'clock. See Miss Frances McCune in regard to the eats. Estes Park students will hold a rally Wednesday evening at 5:30. All students ho have attended the Y. M. and Y. W. C. A. conferences and those who expect to go this year are invited to join the kickoff. The first cabinets of the two Associations are asked to attend the meeting. Y. W. C. A. will hold its regular meeting on the golf links, Tuesday afternoon at 4:30. The meeting will be a social affair and is in charge of Itaca Hillsman and Carolyn McNutt. Student Volunteers will go to Woodland Park, Tuesday evening at six o'clock for a picnic supper and general meeting. Remember the phone number—It's 182. —Wiedemann's—Adv. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. The "Ever Sharp" pencil in German silver and gold will make a beautiful and useful present. $1.00 to $3.50 each. 18 inches of lead in each pencil. See them. Wolf's Book Store...Advertisement For your parties and dances see Wiedemann's about your refreshments.—Adv. MISS. VISITORS HERE Commission From Mississippi Visits K. U. to Investigate System FAVORS K. U. JOURNALISM "We Are Greatly Impressed With This Work" Governor A party, consisting of Gov. Theo C. Bilbo, of Mississippi, Chancellor J. N. Powers of the University of Mississippi, W. H. Smith, State Superintendent of Public Instruction; Joe Kernick, Assistant Professor and the members of the Board of Trustees of State Institutions, Judge E. L. Bryan, of Vicksburg; J. S. Howerton, of Baldwin; W. C. Trotter, of Winona; and O. F. Lawrence, secretary of the Board, visited the University of Kansas Saturday while on a tour of inspection of the lending institutions of the Central West. This commission, which was created by the last session of the state legislature of Mississippi for the purpose of recommending new school legislation, visited the University of Oklahoma, the Oklahoma A. and M. College, the Oklahoma Normal College, the Kansas State Agricultural College and the Kansas State Normal College, before coming here. They will visit, during the remainder of their three weeks tour, the universities, agricultural schools of Missouri, Iowa, Wisconsin, Michigan and Michigan. FOR BETTER SCHOOL LEGISLATION FLAYS NEW EFFICIENCY "I believe that it was better for the heads of the state institutions, members of the board and the representatives of the state legislature to take this trip together, in order that they might unite on their recommendations for a new school code to the next session of the state legislature," said Governor Bilbo, by way of explanation of the purpose of the tour. "We have four state educational institutions in Mississippi, the university, with an enrollment of 600 at Oxford, the Agricultural and Mechanical College at Starkville, the Industrial Institute and College for girls at Columbus, and the All Corn College for negroes at Rodney. These four institutions are under the control of one board of trustees. (Continued from page 1) FOUR STATE SCHOOLS IMPRESSED WITH K. U. "We are greatly impressed with your organisation work here at the University and your department of journalism. These features of university work will probably be recommended to the legislature by the commission in its report to the legislature," added the governor. Dress doesn't make the man; neither does a frame make the picture. But an artistic frame is a valuable asset to a well-taken photograph. Let us help you in the next selection. Squires'.—Adv. way and even an indispensable part of a liberal education. CONCERNED OVER YOU "I became more concerned than ever to know what needs paid by the state had to do with these young people, so terribly 'at ease in Zion,' who in ever increasing numbers assembled at the state university to educate themselves. The answer to this question was by no means easy. It was difficult to avoid the conclusion that if people wished to maintain a great public play ground where they could have fun, dangerous nor too oesthetic, might be acquired by the way, the professor was there to give them what they wanted. And I could not but cling fondly to the notion that most people would take it for granted that students who came to the university desired the higher education in a serious sense. I imagined that the professor must legitimize his institutional interests rather than with student interests, and give his best efforts to the few who were prepared for serious intellectual effort. THE NEW ORDER "EFFICIENCY" "With this order I should doubtless have remained sufficiently content, had it not been for a new order of ideas which finally made its way in the business world. As soon as I felt the edge of that word Efficiency I knew that there was sharp business to be done. A word so compact of every kind of practical implications, a word so self contained and yet so little leisurely, a word so metallic and polished, so hard and yet so resilient, would surely cut straight and ruthlessly through the heart of this world; would prick every bubble of speculative thinking, expose all soft idealism, and throw a white light into those obscure and shaded mokks of the mind where emotion keeps its day and energy is dissipated by lukewarm musicics and fruitfulness striving after vain thinks. Suddenly confronted by what I could tell will there little I could set down in exécution. There was nothing but to surrender at discretion; and to determine what an efficient education was like and then what one might do in the way of promoting it. THE THREE TESTS "There are three tests which I could be applied in determining the efficiency of a given form of education: Has it practical value? Is it measureable? Is its value equivalent to its cost. I soon came to see that these three tests are derived from a theory, which was quite difficult as the principle that education has to do primarily with things that are seen and temporal rather than with the things that are unseen and eternal. It is perhaps not surprising that this way of viewing the question had escaped me. For, as a student of history, I had been greatly impressed with the discipline of old Martin Luther and Socrates before him, attempted to draw between the inner or spiritual man and outer or physical man. Ignoring the fact that these men lived a long time ago, I came to regard this distinction as of great importance, as lying at the very basis of all right thinking about man and world. And talking about man's history showed nothing in development or progress that did not spring from a partial liberation of the inner from the outer man. "I had come to think of our institutions of learning as devoted to promoting interests which humanity had always found indispensable, and to increasing as far as possible, that all things should be dom. or virtue, which as Socrates said, 'is surely the one true coin for which all things should be exchanged.' RESOLUTION WAS REQUIRED "Certainly it required much faith and resolution to engage in the business of education on these terms. Tangible and observable results were small. Who could with any show of evidence claim that charity increasest with knowledge of history, or that their study of the righteousness that exaltest a nation! It was indeed difficult on these terms for a professor to affirm his own worth. "With what relief then, with what a comforting sense of assured results, might the professor turn to a theory which, identifying the inner with the outer man, concerned itself with visible and measurable realities! educated who had the best paying job. The ablest professor was he who taught the most hours a day, the one who attracted the most pupils, or the one more encumbered than another with variegated and noted activities, or attended with the longest retinue of spoken or printed words. "It was simply a matter of quantitative reckoning. The registration determined the rank of the university, and he was the most effective course. He was the ablest student who had the highest total of good grades. He was the best "Another obvious feature of the efficient educational system was uniform. Method and system would make easy substitutes for inspiration. Education must be standardized. The university could be so organized and equipped that professors would be efficient in setting up classes and become educated from mere passive resistance to the established routine. No professor would conduct his classes differently from any other. All requirements would be the same. All students would then conform more nearly to the general average. And in that event might not one look forward hopefully to the happy day when pupils would enter the Latin class. The Oral Expression, being assured beforehand that the chances for acquiring the mental power stamped 'grade A' would be practically the same in one case as in the other. A NEW TYPE OF MEN "Of course, for such standardization one prime requisite was a new type of men, pedagogical experts, wide awake men, practical, hustling fellows, systematizers and methodologists, men of a different background or educational institution. His work, is seemed to me, would be the devising of perfect system as a substitute for personal responsibility, thus enabling the student, and the professor, too to rest his soul, to cast aside his own interests as a vicariously, meditative institution. "Intellectual and moral capacity would obviously be open to all on more even terms when tested by external standards. There is good authority for believing that it is easier to fulfill the law than to live by the gospel; and the busy student who records much easier than self examination, as a method of testing conduct, or estimating attainments. "And if there should be some who failed even on these terms, it was a fine thing to know that the fault was in the system and not in themselves. An anonymous writer in the 'Outlook' recently complained that an inequitable system of grading in his university discouraged him, that his professors were not inspiring, there were many social interactions, and that in general student opinion was comfortable to serious intellectual effort. For all these reasons he had lost his capacity for work. Obviously, if four years residence could give this result, the institution lacked efficiency. JUST ONE MORE STANDARD "Now that colleges are being standardized, however, it remains only to define intelligence and virtue in terms of concrete and observable standards of social judgment. Then any student, or professor either, even the most indifferent, may lie down at the lap of the university in expectation of being nursed into the achievement of something excellent. "Of course we have not as yet reached this ideal situation; but the movement is nevertheless so well under way that I myself regard it, with admiration, indeed; but also with a certain resignation, as one who knows that he is already of an older generation. "With great resolution I have set about to acquire a stock of precise and practical ideas to banish useless dreams, to standardize my methods of instruction, and to assume at least such appearance of efficiency, the capacity of a smart person to pass muster before an inspector from the Carnegie Foundation. It may be that I am more efficient than I was, but, compared with the increasing number of the truly competent, I have the uncomfortable sense of being only an imitation, at best, no more than anything just as good as the genuine. MEN OF SUPER-QUALITIES "So I deluded myself with formulating a kind of salve morbidity suited to one who has in a measure succumbed to men of super-qualities. I realize it and am resigned on the whole that I shall never be an efficient professor in a medical school. I will do what I can but hope to keep close in my sheltered corner, and to avoid if possible, the Survey and Questionnaire, knowing well that they would expose all my counterfeit values to the curious world. Already I remind myself, and in the future I doubt not I shall remind myself more and more, of the little old man in a shinny frock coat who used to come in the spring to figuratively speaking, make a good living sawing wood. But like him also, I forsee myself still nourishing certain fantastic ideas which the most charitable will regard as eccentricities, and the unfriendly as vain imaginations. Such is the irony of fate that I should come to resemble the old 'professor' whom I in my youth thought so admirable! As yet, it is true, I do not habitually wear a frock coat. But it is said that everything comes to him who waits." "One Hundred" boxes, 10, 15 and 25 cents writing paper. Special price, 10 cents each. See south window. Wolf's Book Store--Adv. Frank Strong. Fridays and Saturdays are fruit salad days at Wiedemann's.—Adv. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Your friends can buy anything you can give them—except your photograph. Have it taken at Squires' Studio.-Adv. Frank Strong. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Do you know that the Northwestern Mutual will pay all its policies without extra charges in case of war if you are not already enlisted? L. S. Broughly MY OWN HOME Every man takes pride in pointing to the house in which he lives and speaking of it as "His" own. You, Mr. University Professor, can own your own home—the kind of a home you would build tomorrow if you had the ready money; a home exactly as you want it—in a few years. WHERE? In the University Place Addition—two blocks south of Blake Hall, away from the noisy part of town, close to the car line. I have several lots down there connected with city water, gas and sewer, with large shade trees, well-drained. They are ideally located for you. WE BOTH WANT Most everybody does. You want a home of your own and I want to build it. We really ought to get together. I will build you just the kind of a home you want on any of those lots and make it possible for you to own it in a few years by small monthly installments—just a little more than you are now paying for rent. I have moved. It's your move next. Stop in tomorrow at 1046 Mass, and let's talk the matter over. We might start building next week. 1046 Mass. C. E. FRIEND Phones 42 "The Shop of the Town" Do you know of a store or shop slogan in Lawrence better known that this one? Do you know of a store or shop slogan in Lawrence better known that this one? We take a certain amount of pride in the fact that this shop is distinguished so creditably. Our part is to endeavor to bring the efficiency of our work to a close approximation to 100 per cent. Your part, Mr. University Man, is to give us a call and familiarize yourself with "HOUK SERVICE." Commonly speaking, it's Three Doors North of the Varsity Theatre. HOUKS' MISSOURI-KANSAS BASE BALL FRIDAY 3:45 O'CLOCK SATURDAY 4:30 O'CLOCK CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES EVERYBODY OUT! 9th INVITATION HIGH SCHOOL TRACK MEET SATURDAY, MAY 20 STARTS 1:30 O'CLOCK BASE BALL GAME AT 4:30 TICKETS 50 CENTS FOR THE TWO BIG ATTRACTIONS UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN TOO MUCH SIMPSON Schulte's Prize Athlete Tool Five Firsts From the Kansas Athletes Saturday TWO K.U. RECORDS BROKEN O'Leary and Pattinson to Get Record Cups for Feats (Rv. Caroll Sproull) Kansan is considering challenging Bob Simpson to a track meet. But even at that it would be a pretty big risk for the Jayhawkers. And then his majesty, Mr. Simpson, met the Kansans Saturday but then he was sent home early—he only took five firsts. He may get a chance to do better next time. STILL WANTED MORE The fact that they were satisfied does not mean that they would not have taken more if they could have gotten it. They had the meet won long before the relay race was started but that did not keep the Tigers from winning this race. This is why this race. Every race was a real battle except the two mile and Missouri did not have a man within hearing distance of Statler ad Groene as they came up the straightway arguing which one would take the first place in the event. It was a regular fixture at Missouri and Missouri opposition and it took them ten minutes and thirty-four seconds to settle the argument. On the Kansas side of the dual engagement there is no star to rave about as the Missourians do about their hero, Simpson. Capt. Bonnie Reber captured eight points—a first and a second in the weight events but he did not pull off the sensational. Possibly O'Leary and Pattinson deserve the individual glory. These two gentlemen put a couple of KU rugby coaches and now Coach Hamilton will have to add their names to the list of record cups which he will have to purchase for his track team this year. O'LEARY STARRED O'Leary ran one of the prettiest races of the day when he finished eight yards in front of Wyatt in the quarter mile. The star Kansan got the jump right at the start and with Humpy Campbell running second Wyatt and Daggy had too far to go to get a chance at victory. The tailback by campbell after fighting the first half was unable to place. The time of the race was 50.1-5 which gives O'Leary a record by two-fifths of a second. PATTINSON MAKES RECORD Pattinson set up another K, U. record in the pole vault when he tied with the Missouri captain, Powell. A record of 11 feet $8 \frac{1}{4}$ inches will take the place of the 11 feet $6 \frac{1}{2}$ inches record by Woodbury in 1912. Simpson started the meet off with a victory in the 100-yard dash with Remick, Missouri, second. Kansas was then expected to come back in the mile race and Gareth Wilson won fine race with Gableman, Tiger, on his heels but Herriott let the other two get too big a lead on him and failed to Grady's time was only two seconds slower than the K. U' record. Then came the hurdles and from that point the race was larger. The relay looked like it would stop the increasing Tiger score but it failed. Schulte changed his order of running in this race and the change was successful. Pittam ran first for the Tigers and got a ten yard lead. He went up the stretch and Gave O'Leary a three yard lead. But Wyatt got by O'Leary on the back stretch and led him on the second curve. This did not agree with O'Leary so he left Wyatt five yards on the final hundred yards. Rodkey took this lead on Daggy and had the third and last. The Kansas star had run too hard against Rider in the half mile and Daggy had no trouble in outrunning Rodky. MISSED TREWEEKE The loss of Trewecke was keenly felt. The Kansas jumper was unable to enter the meet although he honored the team with his presence on the sidelines. The new trainer and the coaches will leave nothing undone toward before the Agrie meet Friday. But the fact remains that there is little hope that he will get in the going any more this season. Kansas will get another chance at Missouri when they return to the Tiger town for the Valley meet next week. And he'll be as large on the gold and black not be as large on the gold and black of the board next time. The summer. Mile run—Won by Grady, Kansas. The summaries: Gabelman, Missouri, second. Time: 4: 33 1-5. 100-yard dash—Won by Simpson Missouri; dawnn, Missouri, second Tampa 120-yard high hurdles—Simpson, Missouri; Elliott, Kansas, second. Time, 14 4-5. Simpson ties his own world's record. 440-yard run—Won by O'Leary Kansas City, Wyatt, Missouri, second Tampa Bay. Disc throw - Warren, Missouri Disc throw - second, distance 119 feet 10% inexperienced 119 feet 10% inexperienced 220-yard low hurdles—Simpson Missouri, first. Remick, Missouri, second. Half mile - Rodkey, Kansas; first, Rider, Missouri; second, Time: 1:58.4 Karen, Missouri, second. Time 1:38.4 220-yard dash—Simpson, Missouri first; Neidrop, Missouri, second. Time 22 flat. Polei vault--Pattinson, Kansas Powell Missouri, tie for first Hewlett-Packard Shot put--Reber, Kansas; first; Warren, Missouri, second. Distance, 120 yards. Two-mile run - Groene, Kansas Statutesboro second, second. Time 10 min 10 sec. High jump—Pittman and Baker High jump for first, Height 5 feet 9 inches. Broad jump~Simpson, Missouri first; Grutzman, Kansas, second Distance, 23 feet $6 \frac{1}{2}$ inches. New Valley record. Relay--Missouri; Pittam, Eaton, Wyatt, Daggy, won; Kansas; Elliott, Campbell, O'Leary, Rodkey, Time, 3:25. FRESHMAN COACH SICK Lefty Is Recovering From Attack of Blood Poison—Will Be Out in Few Days A bad case of blood poison confire- lefty Sproult to his bed Friday after- noon. He has been unable to be out since. The latest report is that he is coming out of the attack very nicely and is almost past danger. The trouble started through infection in the toe. A torn toe nail had caused a wound that was hard to treat and infection set in without his realizing the danger. Before a physical call, that helped spread through his system causing a high fever. Prompt treatment was given and the spread of the disease was checked but it will take some time for Lefty to throw off all traces of the attack. It may be several days before he will be able to be out again. Sproul graduated from the College of Law in 1950 and entered in the law school this year. He is coaching the freshman baseball team this spring. "A traction engineer is not a good engineer if he cannot keep clean," says the Minnesota Daily. With this idea in mind most of the traction engineering students at the University Farm leave their white collars on them they go to work in the shop. Work with engineers in welding, soldering, valve fitting and grinding, wiring, timing, ignition, welding, tube setting and belt lacing, is given. A conference of Women's Self Govement Associations was recently held at Lincoln, Nebraska. Some of the topics for discussion were vocational conferences, student councils student unions, honor systems, point淋学院 houses the funds and the relation Y. C. A. to this association. Fifteen colleges were represented, among them beowa and Missouri. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. The glee club at the University of Miami makes annual spring trips through different towns in Ohio. This year, they visited Elmwood in one of which it stayed three days. "Popular" books at popular prices. Three Hundred subjects to select from and only 50 cents each. Wolf's Book Store.-Adv. Will your "K" book show signs of good developing and finishing? It will if you take your work to Squires' studio.—Adv. Fruit salad, whipped cream and wafers. Ten cents a plate. Wiedemann's.-Adv. Frank Strong. MANY MOTHERS VISIT Fraternities and Sororities Entertain for Parents This Week ATTEND FETE AND PLAY Give Theatre, Motor, Card, and Dinner Parties for Visitors Mothers' Day was observed by the fraternities and sororities of the University on both Saturday and Sunday. The gathering took place at the visiting mothers in form of theatre line parties, dinners, motor parties and card parties, with the May 19 meeting of Prof. Shostak's play "The Stuff of Laurie" as the chief form of diversion. Most of the mothers, did not come to Lawrence to see playms and to attend parties—they came to see their boys and girls, to meet the daily companions of their children, and to find out how they were getting along. Carnations were worn by the University men Sunday as an appropriate observance of that day set up at the mission of maternal love and devotion. The guests of the fraternities ams sororites were: Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority—Mrs. O, A. Lucas Mrs. H, E. Clark, Mrs. McCamish, Mrs. J, N. Hurst, of Kansas City, Mrs. W, Smith, Soneca, Mrs. Lobdell, Great Bend, Mrs. J. Mullen, Hutchinson, Mrs. W. C. Wilson, Mrs. Lombard, Jailette, Council Grove, Mrs. Foster, Topena, Mrs. W. Horton, Iola, Mrs. M. Musessen, Norbornes, Mo., Mr. and Mrs. D. A. Moore, Hutchinson, and Mr. D. A. H. S Clark, Kansas City Alpha Xi Delta; Mrs. Kreekhamba Alpha City, Ms. Macourabie, Olathe Alto Bay, Ms. Garrity, Gil Harley, Leavenworth, Miss Lee Lockey, and Miss Kesterton, Alpha City. Another Shipment of Alcohol sorority; Mrs. P, Mackey, Mrs. A, D. Sparr, Mrs. C, E. Lindley, Mrs. W, G. Fish, Mrs. Oln Templin, Dr. Alice Goetz, Mrs. O. E. Russell, Lawrence, Mrs. Arthur Hohn, Marys- ry, Mrs. C. P. Schmidt, Kansas "City." TENNIS BALLS Chi Omega; Mrs. John Sullivan Kansas City, Mrs. J. L Robinson, Mrs Joe Shinn, Mrs. F. S. Wade, of Chanute, Mrs. Otto Pischer, Lawrence, Mrs. George Churchill, Mrs. F. E. George, Mrs. H. Mitchell, Mrs. A. C. Mitchell, Mrs. E. F. Bone, Mrs. Erasmus Haworth, and Mrs. C. D. Goft. Alpha Chi Omega; Mra, Taylor Riddle, Marton; Sigma Kappa: Miss Marie Jakes, Ft. Scott, Miss Edina Mitchells, Burlington, Mrs. C. S. Hoffman, Columbus, Mr. Peter Bastenberg, St. Joseph, Mo, Mrs. C. I. Martin, Topeka, Mrs. J. M. Cook, Mrs. C. H. Hoyt, Robenb, Robenb, Ft. Scott, Mrs. H. M. Breckenridge, Iola, Mrs. T. C. Young, Fredonia. Gamma Phi Betuz. Mrs. Reynolds Mrs. Reid, Mrs. Hodge, Miss Indigor- Lawrence, Mrs. Oblong, Templina, rence, Mrs. Lucerne, Mrs. Green, Mrs. Holmes, Mrs. Hoopes, and Miss Joyce The Only New Ones in Town Phi Gamma Delta; Mrs. Deloska Miller, Atchison, Mrs. G. B. Heathington and daughter Dorothy, Topeka, Mr. and Ms. L. M. Eikan, Kennesaw, Mrs. G. C. Gray, Kansas City, Mrs. G. C. Gray, Lake Charles, La., Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Hemphill, Kansas City, Mrs. A. S. Wicksturm, Kansas City, Mrs. G. H. Hakan, Kansas City, Mrs. G. Hakan, Leavenworth, Mrs. Davis, Downs, Ms. Sans Bishop, and Mrs. F. M. Perkins, Mr. and Mrs James Plufxpatrick, Mrs. M. A. Gorrill, Mrs. J. B. Greenlee, Mr. and Mrs Hutt and Mrs. A. C. Mitchell Lawrence Stk. Ipilson; Dr. and Mrs. M, L Stk. Kissinger; Dr. and Mrs. M, Kansas City, Kansan, Dr. and Mrs. M, Kansas City, Kansan, Dr. and Mrs. G hagenbach, Kansae City, Mrs. M, S Marshall, Goffoville, and Mr., and Mrs. M CARROLL'S Beta Theta Pi; Mrs. F, E. Reed, Mrs. J, H. Gray and Mrs. J, W. Olander, Kansas City, Mrs. B. Burger, M. G. Morgan, Mrs. M. G. Morgan, Abblene, Mrs. Samuel Burkholder, Marion, Mrs. T. M. Haas, Holton, Mrs. George Beach and Mrs. J, W. Jones, Neqt to Hotel Eldridge Sigma Nu: Mrs. A, J. Kendrick Kansas City, Ms. A, B. Cudding, Minneapolis, Mrs. Tiget, Chicago, Mrs. C, Philadelphia, Mrs. Hile, Ostrah, and Mrs. J. I. Gledall. Kappa Sigma; Mr. and Mrs. C, C Moore and Mrs. T. A. Milton, Kansas City, Mrs. Albert Schmidt, Galena, Mrs. P. J. Galle, McPherson, Mr. and Mrs. A, T Derga, Lebanon, Mrs. F. C. Burger, Mrs. M. E. Berger, berger, Greensburg, Mrs. K, W Blaine, Ottawa, Mrs. J. G Crowley, Mrs. J. A. Gooding, Mrs. S. G. Plank UNIVERSITY WOMEN: See the New Bathing Caps and Slippers Sigma Alpha Epsilon; Mrs. A, E. Hutchings, Mrs. A, T. Brand, E.L. Carter, Mrs. M, L. Gates, Mrs. J, F.Waste, Mrs. C, G. Pinkard and Mrs. E, Murphy, Kansas City, Mrs. A, W. Loren, Atchison, Mrs. Frank Hobart, W. Blandell, Mrs. Topken, Mrs. C, B. Wandell and Mrs. Ella Longnocker, Lawrence. Pphi Delt: Mrs. C, W. Jenkins, Kansas City, Mrs. J. F. Sproat and Mrs. J. E. Morris, Topika, Mrs. E. F. Brewster, Mrs. W. N. Toda and Mrs. T. L. Merris, Mrs. J. F. Sproat and Mrs. Wichita, Mrs. William H. Tester, Coffeville, Mrs. D. R. E frizzell, Halstead, Frederick McEwen, Jola, Mrs. T. L. Gogue and Mrs. R. O. Mecen, Mrs. L. Gogue and Mrs. R. O. Mecen, Mrs. L. Lowehner, Mrs. Kathleen and Mrs. Mary White, Emoria. and Mr. and Mrs. Grant Herod, Law rence. Phi Kappa; Mrs. James Dyer and Mrs. Michael Crowley, Kansas City, M. W. Higsb, Barnard, Mrs. J. L. Brown Emma Thiessen Tells Millin; Class How to Bake Alpha Tau Omega; Mrs. A, S. Benton, Mrs. W, R. Childs and Mrs. C, W. Giles, Kansas City, Mrs. J, B Grever, Kansas City, Mrs. B Grever, Frankfort, E, M. Walsh, Ello, Mrs. W, C. Dodderidge, Mrs. C, W Smith, F, M. Benedict, Mrs. C, W Walker, Mrs. H, C. Church, Mrs. Ella and Mrs. J, W. Martindale, Lawrence Delta Tau Deltai; Mrs. W, G. Bieletze, Milton Scharson, M. Y, Y. Young, C. M, V. Crawford, and H. L. Bender; Junction City, M. H, L. B. Hender and Mrs. J, C. Eggleston, Parsons, Mrs. James Moffett and Mrs. W, W. Cary, Mrs. F. Walker and Mrs. F, C. Walterz, Lawrences. Sigma Pbi Phi Sigma, Mrs, E. M, Carter, Kanasai City, Mr., and M. Emanuel, John Bellig, Mrs, Olive Brine, Mrs, W, P. Feder, Mr, and Mrs, D. H. McCreatt, Law- wright The Theta House; Mrs. C, N. Sawyer and Mrs. Nelle Perry of Kansas City, Mr. and Mrs George McNutt and Eva Mncutt of Kansas City, Mrs. C, W. Thompson, Marion, Mrs. T, L. Youman and Junita Youman, Ossawaian Mrs. Shade Okealaosa. Pi Beta Delta Okealaosa. Kansas City, Mrs. Geo, S. Govier, Kansas City, Mrs. A, C. Jobes, Kansas City and Mrs. J. H. Butts, Wichita. Miss Thiessen discussed the use of the various liquids, grades of flour and kinds of yeast which may be used; the difference between the long processes of fermentation, and the temperatures which are most desirable for baking. "While a very desirable product may be made with water alone, milk, either oil or skimmed, is advisable because it furnishes more nutritive material and at the same time makes a whiter loaf," she said. "Potato emphasizes the process on account of the stimulating action on the yeast." Pl Kappa Alpha; Mrs. Paul Sinfu and Mrs. P. A. Salle, Kansas City, M. Metcalf, Topkena, Mrs. J. C. Metcalf, Mrs. E. R. Cole, Mrs. J. C.rum, Lawrence. ADVISES CHEAP FLOUR Emma Thiessen, '16 Col-Ed., gave an interesting lecture before M. Clarence Estes' class in milling and baking Tuesdays afternoon in the demonstration laboratory of the department of home economics. A very satisfactory loaf was exhibited which had been made from a very low grade flour. Miss Thiessen used this bread to use a high grade bread flour coating $2.25 for a 50-pound sack when such good bread may be made from the lower grades which cost only $1.70, or for a 30-point sack. The lower grades also contain more of the two important nutrients protein and mineral matter. Send the Daily Kansan Home KANSAS TOOK SECOND Saturday's Game — Missouri's First Defeat—Jayhawkers, 9 to 5 9 to 5 TIED FOR FIRST PLACE Deciding Series for Championship Here This Week Missouri missed an awfully good chance to take two victories from Kansas in the same day by losing the baseball game to Kansas Saturday afternoon 9 to 5. But it was not Mission's game, the fact that the Kansas were fighting the 8 to 4 Tiger victory on Thursday and they had a determination to win. The game was postponed from Friday. But by burning oil on the field the diamond was fixed in condition for the game Saturday afternoon. It proved to be more of a drawing card for Rollins Field than the high school track meet which was in progress when the game started. USED TWO TWIRLERS USED TWO TWIRLERS Missoura used two pitchers in an effort to strike heavy slugging of the Kansans but to no avail. Eighten hits were registered by McCarty's men as compared with ten from the men of Brewer, George Smee was the hero for the Kansas team both on the mound and in the role of slugger. He wielded the big stick for four hits out of five times at bat. Taylor, Kansas, was next with the bat registering three hits out of nine. Taylor were the Tiger pitchers off and they打了 the Kansas squaddl although the former had won the game from Kansas only two days previous. TIGERS' FIRST DEFEAT This was the first time the Missouri team has tasted defeat this season out of fourteen games played. Kansas tasted her first Conference defeat two days before at the hands of Missouri. Thus the Valley championship is tied with Arkansas in that KKU students will have a chance to see the title decided when Brewer brings his men to Lawrence this week for two games. Either team will have to have both games to have clear title to the pennant while an even break would mean the figuring up of a comparative standing of the different Valley teams. The score by innings: R H E Kansas ... 031 010 000 9 18 15 Missouri ... 000 000 000 9 Braytieries ~ Snee ~ Welterman Bryant, Taylor and Baumgarner "Largest" assortment of K. U, and local view post cards in the city. Wolf's Book Store. 919 Mass. St.-Adv. Adv. "The Technique of Soul Expansion," Dr. S. Olinger, Presbyterian Church, Sunday night.-Adv. Special—The cherry ice at Wiedemann's.—Adv. Give "Her" a dainty 12 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Send the Daily Kansan home to the fellks. A a gift for daughter on her graduation Day. you'll make no mistake in selecting a dependable bracelet watch. The height of fashion, it is also of constant every-day service. —Our stock affords a variety of styles and a range of prices to suit all pockets. —Fitted with accurate Gruen, Waltham, Swiss or Elgin movements each watch is fully guaranteed. A pretty design in BRACELET WATCH Gold filled sells for $10.00. Others $8 to $15.00. 18.00 and up to $50.0 On Graduation Day. Gustafson The College Jeweler Ye Shop of Fine Quality Gustafson The University of Chicago HOME in addition to resident study by correspondence. Detailed information 20th Year. U. of C. (Ub.) Chicago, IL. 北 Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl Released Last Week on the Paramount Program DANIEL FROHAM PRESENTS VALENTINE GRANT in "THE INNOCENT LIE" AND BRAY CARTOON, NOW SHOWING Today, Monday and Tuesday AT THE Bowersock Theatre YOU CAN GET AWAY with a shabby looking suit in your own home town where the folks have known you since you were a kid. Your friends back there know what you are. They don't care so much how you look. But away from that dear old village where the checks come from, things are different. People don't know that you sing in the choir and teach a Sunday School class and was the champion pole vaulter in the high school. They give you the "once over" and form an opinion. WILL YOU MAKE GOOD? That, of course is a foolish question. You expect to: but your expectations will come far near being realized if you make a good initial impression. Clothes pressed by look well. feel well—are well. If you are not one of the late converts, it's your jump. Just call us tomorrow morning and we will give you a sample of the complete satisfaction realized now by the majority of particularly-dressed students on the Hill. BELL 510 HOME 464. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. NUMBER 153 FROM MISSOURI HERE Most High School Visitors Were Guests of the Tigers Last Week OVER 150 ARE EXPECTED Hamilton Relies Upon Students to Show Athletes Good Time The advance dope on the annual high school invitation track meet to be held on McCook Field Saturday afternoon indicates that the largest meet of many a year will be held. The list of entries is very incomplete as yet but every mail brings in a complete set of entries, and compete but the complete number cannot be determined until the entries close later. A FULL TEAM FROM K. C. Invitations were sent out last week to the winners of first places in the annual interscholastic meet held two weeks ago. In addition to this number the high schools of Kansas City will send full teams as will the St. Joseph and the Skokie teams in the state may enter the meet but the expenses will be paid only of those men who received invitations from the athletic association. The association will pay the railroad fare of ten men from each of the Kansas City high schools but the schools may enter as many more as they want in the meet. In addition to the Kansas City teams will be a number of track stars from Missouri and Kansas. Clarence Williams, a red-headed star from M. Vernon, Missouri, has been invited and his entry is expected to take part in the third of the former captain, Cupid Haddock, will enter the dashes and the weight events. Grissom of Syracuse will appear for the fourth time as the winner of the dashes. He and young Haddock will put up a real face. Barrett Castle of St. Joe is another star with whom he will light clothes for the races Saturday. USE REGULAR RULES COME HERE FROM COLUMBIA The meet will be run under the regular Missouri Valley Interscholastic rules. Any high school can enter as many men as they like but they will only be allowed to start three men in each event. No entry fee is charged in this meet. Three special changes have been made not made in the interscholastic meet two weeks ago. The mile run and discus throw will be held separate from the rest of the events on the program and the winners of these will not be allowed points to count in the regular scoring of the meet. The reason for this is found in the fact that the Kansas City high schools do not have these events and they would be hounded if they were counted. The other runs where two separate races are run each counting the regular points. This is made necessary because of the large number of entries in this event. COME HERE FROM COLUMBIA Most of the students who will come for this meet were in Columbia last week for the meet which the University of Missouri held for the high school folks. Kansas students their chance to show that Academy a good time and Manager Hamilton is leaving no steps unturned to see that his institution properly taken care of. In this work he must depend to a great extent on the students of K. U. and it is to them that he is looking to get the men lined up for K. U. next fall. The list of men who received invitations to the big meet are given below in order that students may be able to find a man or two whom he will look after and see that he is given special care when he is a leader of the Kansas City enlisted军校. He will not be received yet but will be published as soon as received. The list of invitations include: Clarence Williams, Mount Vernon, Mo.; Barrett Castle, St. Joseph, Mo.; Walter and Crigges, Latham; Powell Carson and Grikes, Wichita; Roosevelt Attie, Gross, Jaye; Horse, Alma; Simpson, Barnard; Hunter, Rutford and Carson, Sumner County; Michael, Eaton and Jones, Neodeshia; Lashmet and Moore, Humboldt; Gaston, Pratt County; Grissom Syracuse; McKinley, Seranton; Colo. Olsen; Taylor, Ivan; Colo. Ilsa andaskell, Abilene; Evans, Osage Atwood, Gardner; Kicks, Mt. Hope, Neely, Enterprise, Faskett, Boner Springs. Mr. and Mrs. P, C. Young, of Freddonia visit Saturday, and Sunday with their daughter Marissa (Mary Fate) "the Stuff of Laughter" and the "Stuff of Laughter" Gladys Robinson. '18 College, is enjoying a visit from her mother Mrs. J. H. Robinson of Chanute. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. JUNIORS TO PUBLISH UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 16, 1916. JUNIORS TO PUBLISH CONTRIBUTORS' NAMES Collections for the junior memorial fund have been nearly completed "All the money is to be turned in within a few days," said Willard M Glaseo, chairman of the junior memorial fund committee this morning. DEVELOPS EVERGREENS "Those juniors who have promised to pay their dues and have not done so," he continued, "can turn their hands over to me. If they want to have them do so then I can close up my books and turn the money over to the registrar for next year. A list of names of those who have paid their dues will be published in a few days." "Gym Exercises Make Marked Improvement in Freshmen" H. A. Lorenz The required gym work for University freshmen is having its desired constructive effect. Recent remeasurements of a large number of first year men have shown that the physical exercise they are required to take has made a marked improvement in their physical make up. H. A. Lorenz, instructor in physical education, said this morning that in over ninety per cent of the cases examined the men of the freshman class have been greatly improved physically and mentally, while few cases there has been no noticeable improvement, but this is partially the result of illness. At the beginning of the year all freshman men were given physical examinations in order that proper corrective exercises might be assigned to them. The first time these were made in an attempt to discover the effect the exercise is having. In order to procure further data on the effects of certain exercises upon the participants, Mr. Lorenz has been taking his gym classes down to McCook field and working the men out in the shot-put, high jump, 100-yard dash and other events of the regular track and field program. Because the athletes are well trained and the fact that the athletic field has been needed for Varsity practice, Mr. Lorenz has not been able to continue his work during the past week. As a whole, the data procured this year has been entirely gratifying to the effort made, and the instructors of physical education now have "black and white" proof of their theories concerning the constructive effects of properly supervised exercise. INVITATIONS ARE HERE Seniors Can Get Them at Check Stand This Week The senior invitations are ready—2,000 of them. They will be distributed to the seniors who have ordered them Thursday, Friday and Monday mornings at the Fraser Hall check stand from 10:30 to 12:30. Like the Jayhawkers, there is a security of invitation chairman, of the invitation committee, there are only seventy orders that have not already been disposed of. The invitations this year are printed with both leather and paper covers on which appears a picture of the Dyke Museum, Views of Fowler Shops, Green Hall and a panorama of the campus are contained in the three-fold insert of the invitation along with the engraved invitation, commencement program, list of class officers and names of the graduates. TWO TRY FOR WEST POINT Kenneth Wright and George Woodward Seek Appointment Kenneth Wright, '17 Engineer and a Private in Company M is designated to take the preliminary examination, given at Topeka May 18. Twenty-eight men, one from each militia organization over the state will take the examination, the three receiving the highest grades will take the regular examination, along with representatives from the other states, the final two appointments will be made July 10. Of those taking the regular examination, twenty-two will receive appointments to West Point. George (Rook) Woodward, freshman engineer was given the appointment from the downtown hospital corps by Major Phillips. Due to the increase in the army, the number of appointments to West Point has been increased. The places are on a strictly competitive basis and Captain Jones says the ones getting appointments will earn them as the final examination will be very severe. Mrs. Barnes Mosa of Shanghai, China has arrived in Lawrence and is visiting her son, Sidney Moss, '16 Law, at the Kanza house. K. U. BEAT NORMALS Poirier Pitched a Shut-Out and The Teachers Lost 3 to 0 CRAIG OUT ON INJURIES Kansas Fielding Was Feature of Maybe it was just because they were thinking they were playing Missouri, but anyway Coach McCarthy's Jayhawker baseball athletes handed the good 3 to him and good 0 beating during their afternoon visit to Emporia yesterday. Week of May 15 to 19 Leader: The Rev. Paul Dansing; berg, Pastor All Soils Unitarian church, Kansas City Mo. the Game MORNING PRAYERS Connie Poirier, proved the hero of the affair, allowing the teachers only to fire them. The tine innings. Only one Employee got as far as third base. With Red Craig again suffering from a retreated knuckle when she showing yesteryear skills, she justly started him in one of the Missouri championship games this week-end. Only four hits were made by Captain Wandell's men off Rehm, the Emperor. One of those was for two bases and a total of three jawhawkers 'uns was the result. The score by innings: R H K. U. .. 100 100 100-3 4 4 Normals .. 000 000 000-0 4 4 Batteries: K. U, Poirier and U Weltm, Normals, Rehn and Long fellow. CATALOG REPUTATIONS Engineering Faculty Keep Card Index of Students' Records A personal record of the students is the latest innovation to be introduced by the engineering faculty. The record, which is filed in card index form, consists, first of all, of permanent mail address, age, date of entrance and graduation, and other routine matters. It even includes the average state of health of the student while in school, together with a note on the kind of position he wants and the degree obtained. The grades for all his subjects are filed and kept for reference on these cards as well as in the office files. This grading will be of great value to a prospective employer looking for an engineer. The grade on character must be high enough to get along with his fellows; in industry, the system of his work is considered; while in initiative and judgment, care is taken to give no credit to the engineer and is expected previous experience. By a glance at this card the employer may know just what he may expect of the engineer if he hires him and may rely upon the degree instructors in basing his opinion. Wednesday: "And But for You." Thursday: "The Dread of Respondi- ness." But the new feature is the personal record kept for reference and furnished to a prospective employee. Once a semester six instructors grade each student upon his character, native ability, industry, accuracy, reliability, judgment, initiative, personal appearance, and use of English. The grades of these instructors, which run from 1 to 9 correspond in a number of ways; their severity are averaged and the amount is noted on the card. At his graduation, the student's grades are averaged for the four years and filed. Further plans for the semi-centennial celebration will be put off until next year. This was decided at a meeting of the executive board of the semi-center, and it will be morning in the Chancellor's office. Having it next year will make it a year late. The committee will decide next fall on the nature of the celebration. It will probably be held during commencement next year. ... Subjects: Probably no man with a good record at the University will be denied a position by an employee. The system did not originate here and no one in it could engage in such a know where is came from. Manhattan has used it for some time as well as several of the larger schools. When the University decided to adopt it the faculty of the School of Englengish had been established and then selected this one as the most nearly fitting their needs. Fanny: "The Power of Expectancy." Wednesday: "And But For You" PLAN CANOE REGATTA Water Carnival With Races To Be Staged Saturday Morning on Kaw PLAN SIX EVENTS IN ALL Opportunity for Any K. U. Bond Owner to Compete Although the annual water carnival which has been a feature of the commencements weeks of the past has been canceled for 1916, this spring will not pass without the many canoe owners among students having a chance to show their ability on the water. J. F. Troutman, sophomore College, announced today the details of a canoe regatta which will be staged Saturday morning on the Kaw river from Duluth to Tahoe. With Dr. James Naismith, Prof. E. Uputman, E. J. Pierson, and H. A. Lorenz, in charge of the details, Troutman said this morning that it was expected that at least thirty canoes would be entered and that so success would the regatta prove that if it were made an annual K. U. at fair. A total of six events, men's singles 300 yards; men's doubles 440 yards; mixed doubles 100 yards; war chest 88 yards; cinder blocks 95 yards; and baskets are recalculated, place will count for three points and second place two points, and the individual or team scoring the highest in both points will be awarded a loving cup. The time set for starting is 9:30 a'clock Saturday morning and the finish line will be at the Tennessee street pier. Entries can be made either with Naisimh or with coumarin. Dr. Naisimh Kentucky street, Bristol, W. of the weekend, 2223 W. of the weekend high water was reached this morning, there is little chance that flood conditions on the river will interfere with the regatta. SEARCH FOR MERMAIDS Women's Tournament Finals To Be Held Thursday Night The preliminaries for the Women's Interclass swimming meet will be held at the Robinson Gymnastics Hall. The meet will be held Thursday night at 8 o'clock with the following events: 1. Side stroke 50 feet, breast stroke 50 feet, back stroke 50 feet. Contestant may enter only one of 2. 100-foot dash—any stroke 3. Dlunge for distance 4. Diving (Compulsory); standing front, running front, running swan. 5. Pancy diveing (voluntary) 6. Palcy Judges: Dr. James Naismith, Dr. Alice Goetz, Miss Marsh Laird, Dr. Alice Goetz, Miss Marsh Laird, All girls entering events 1 and 2 must enter the preliminaries and sign up at the Gym before 4 o'clock Wednesday. All entering the other events must sign up before 6 o'clock Thursday. The pool is open to all students until midday on Thursday. This is an inter-class competition and the points made by each woman will go to the showing of her class in the meet The University orchestra under the direction of J. C. McCanlies, will give its spring concert in Fraser Hall Thursday evening at 8 o'clock. Prof. W. B. Downing and William J. Dalton will assist the organization with a vocal solo and a violoncello number. Student tickets admit. Annual Spring Concert To Be Given Thursday Night ORCHESTRA WILL PLAY The program follows: Marche Hongroise...H. Berloiz Overture Le Macon...Auber Ballet, Diversetition, from "Henry" Violin Solo, Liebesfreund... Kreisler Miss Florence Cook Miss Florence Cook Violin School, Blooming, Violino cello, Kol Nidel, Brush (2) Scherzetto VIII" ... Saint Saens (1) Danse de la Gipsy (3) Gigue et Final Overture, Rosamunde . . F. Schubert Prelude und Mazeurus from Coppelia Selection from Comic Opera ... Sirmay-Kollo Erott Lame spent Sunday visiting friends in Kansas City. Hobart Hogue, '19 Engineer, enjoyed a visit from his mother, Mrs. Nannie Hogue of Olathe, Saturday. Mrs. Frank Auswald of Kansas City visited her daughter, Frances College '19 and attended the May Fete Saturday. DEPARTMENT OF ENGLISH IS MOST POPULAR IN K. The department of English appears from the records in the Registrar's office to be more popular with the students than any of the other departments of languages. The number of majors in each department are as follows: English 122, German 68 Latin 33 and Greek . A large number of majors in these subjects intend to teach in high schools in the state. Many reasons are given by students who change their major during their junior year. Some persons change in order to teach other subjects, others become interested in other departments. One student's reason for changing was "For enjoyment's sake." Some students complain about not understanding the rule for selecting majors and consequently they pick the wrong subjects. This gives them a great deal of trouble on. ONLY FORMAL IN NAME Freshmen and Sophomore Women The Men of the Hour Thursday Night Mystery? deep and hazy mystery shrouds the details of the affair to be given Saturday night in Robinson Gymnasium. Trust woman to find a woman if she particularly wants others of her kind. The hostesses of this Spring Formal for women do want all the women of the University to attend, so the first party of its kind ever held at the University of Kansas. "We would like to see every girl in the University at the dance," said Miss Gladys Elliott this morning, "if you are an upper class woman and fail to get an invitation from a freshman or sophomore just ask some other upper class woman and send in your name to me before Thursday or Friday. We hope to make this Women's Sprin formal an institution at K. U. and an institution that will bring all of us together in a spirit of congeniality. I hope the girls will get their invitations early, so the refreshment committee will know how many they must serve, for we are going to have good eats." Not a word of the surprise would Miss Elliott disclose. Some there are who say it will be a rival of the Soph hippie in brilliancy of entertainment. At Athens, where they were all will they bring to interest all who come whether they care to dance or not. Freshman and sopomone women who are the escorts are planning to wear dark skirts and shirt waists to imitate men the sophomore is wearing; dress will be in keeping with the spirit of the party. Some of the classes will appear in costume. Oh Those Lights. BR-R—TWAS COLD FOR SHOSTAC LAUGHTER Oh Those Lights. Percy, with his cap and bells, and Chauncy, with his arms full of swords, armor and gauze dresses fluttered wildly around the co-ed dressing rooms at the improvised Greek theatre. I said co-eed—the they had two walls—if they had been on other side the audience could have—but, anyway the Potter Lake embankment helps protect the artist's costumes, such as Spring, the power house and various clumps of bushel/ did duty. Perhaps the audience was a trifle chilly, who can say? but the actors were partial to raincoats and shawls during their less strenuous moments. The earth served for tables and chairs and as for mirrors, they weren't Nevertheless the actors managed to get on the stage properly when the beetles swarmed around them to manage; they had to be whirlup and hallowed at on the changes. Otherwise the electricians did excel lentily. Did the audience notice the recessionals and processionals through the dark forest? The actors did. Some of the stubble is only two inches high but oftener it is six. The "tarn" the trolls crawled through reminded them slightly of the studded couches the Hindu does pennance on. For a first nighter all the lines were good but if the cues had been longer the audience could have seen them. Some had to be coaxed. Some pulled and some pushed onto the stage acclimatized, but then three methods had to be resorted to to get Percy's curtain. Maybe tonight he will make a little speech for us. Dean F. W, Blackmar will deliver a commencement address at, Ramona, Coventry, VA. Mrs. Dave Evans of Edgerton spent Saturday and Sunday with her son Bob at the Alpha Chi Sigma house. Several of the senior students of the School of Pharmacy will go to Kansas City, Kannas, Thursday, May 16 to the state board examination. TRUTH ABOUT THE CIG Chemistry Professors Discuss Scientifically Effects on Smokers SAY EVIL IS EXAGGERATED Find Garicette Tobacco Less Harmful Than Other Forms "A cigarette is less harmful than any other form of smokes." This statement about the much maligned "coffin-nail" was made yesterday to a Kansan reporter by a professor in the department of chemistry, who is privately upon telephone and its effects on the human system. "The objection to cigarette smoking," he said, "is largely a psychological one, for the cigarette does not contain the large amount of nicotine that it is popularly supposed to have by the uninitiated. The analysis of cigarette tobacco shows that ninety per cent of cigarettes are destroyed and destroyed in the end of the cigarette, and that the remaining amount may be less than one per cent. HARMLESS AS A HOT STOVE BLAKENESS AS A HOT STOVE The poisonous effects that result from combustion which cause to the formation of carbon monoxide, a poisonous gas which results from incomplete combustion during smoking. The amount of the poisonous gas thus formed however, is so very small that it is not as injurious to the smoker as is being seated in a room by a red hot stove." Further expert testimony was obtained from a professor in the school of pharmacy, who has done extensive research on the subject of the physiological effects of tobacco. The sore throat which most cigarette smokers have" he said, "is due to glycerine—the same product that is used in face creams and other cosmetic products but put into tobacco to create it pliable and soft. When the cigarette is burned this glycerine is converted into acrolein, which is irritating to the mucous membrane." "Cigarette tobacco, however, is much lighter than other tobaccoes because it contains less tarry constituents than pipe tobacco. A pipe is a very filthy form of a smoke because the stem stores up this tarry matter along with other distillation products which come from the burning tobacco. Many have an erroneous idea that cigarette papers are injurious to health and should be bleached them. There is absolutely no difference in the effect, and from a physiological standpoint the chemicals would improve them." DANGER NOT IN CIGARETTE Dean L. E., Sayre, of the school of pharmacy, said when asked for an opinion, "The reason cigarettes are likely to be injurious is not due to the cigarette itself but because of its convenience and ease with which it can be smoked." It is a greater temptation to smoke more frequently, but even then the cigarette is not as injurious as other smokes because cigarette tobacco is much lighter than other tobacco. "Of course," continued the dean, "if people will smoke large quantities of tobacco in any form it will produce poisoning. If we give people in large quantities, for in that case indigestion results, and from indigestion comes poison which gradually accumulates, and which may result in forms of auto-infexication or vomiting, more so in extreme—much more so in fact than is experienced by a moderate smoker. THE JOURNALISTS ELECT Officers Selected This Morning For Coming Year Edwin Hullinger, president; Jack Carter, vice president; Vaughn Timmins, men's secretary; Dolce Bovory, treasurer and Herbert Laslett, sergeant at arms, the candidates elected in today's annual election of men. Following is the result of today's election: President, Edwin Hallinger 63; Vice president, Paul Brindel 33; Senior staff, John W. Blake Men's secretary, Ralph Curry 11; Yaeshim Timmins 3; Lloy White 11; 30. Women's secretary, Alice Bowly 50: Gall Hall 24. Treasurer, Marie Buchanan 31; Dorothy Cole 44. Sergeant at arms, Herbert Laslett 61. Prof. Hunter Ill in Denver Word was received yesterday from Prof. S. J. Hunter, of the department of etymology, who has been in Colorado for the last two months on accrual. His wife was seriously ill. His wife and daughter left for Denver last night. --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Miles W. Vaughn...Editor-in-Chief William Cady...Business Manager PORTRALIOR Paul Brishtei Guy Servriner Don Davis Carril Sprolli Ralph Ellis Charles Swearne Glen Moore Grace Weaver Harry Morgan Vernon Moore Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail must otherwise be unwarranted. Canvas, under the 1st class label. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. The Daily Kansan aims to plea for students to go to the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the text on paper; to the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be generous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to participate in faculty, to the students of the University. TUESDAY, MAY 16, 1916. LIBRARY READINGS UP? That is a question bothering many a student these days; and the librarian and her cohorts can answer the question better than anyone. Just about this time several hundred students begin to remember that they are supposed to be in certain classes about the University and that the day of reckoning is not far away. Twelfth-hour students are working night and day on notes and it has been necessary to put on extra library help. THE PRICE OF TIME There should be a lesson in this; but, what's the use? It happens this way every year. The time of parting is nearly upon us and we are very sad. From farm, village and city we came last fall to learn wisdom at the feet of the gods on Mount Oread. We have been four months and a half and a glorious time has been ours. From late in the morning until late in the night we have frolicked about the heights. Our lives have been free from care and we have been fed on the best that the town affords. We have slept, whenever we did sleep, on beds of virginal white and downy softness and we have been clad in purple and fine linen. For entertainment we have had picture shows, dates, theatres, football games, basketball games, games of other sorts and occasionally a class or two. The time has come when we must leave it all behind and therefore our hearts are as lead within our bosoms. Who, you ask, are we? We are the disciples of folly, the followers of frivolity, the worshipers of pleasure. Our heaven is amusement and our hell is work. We are a heterogeneous body. We come from everywhere and when our vacation is ended we go back to the places from whence we came. In a week we will leave you, not because we are tired of the University but because the University is tired of us. We will think of you in days to come and hope that you have profited by knowing us. EDUCATION AND DOLLARS The time of year has arrived when University graduates begin to put a money value upon an education. What is this thing called a university education going to bring me, is the question that the majority of the graduating class are asking themselves now. In spite of the many bits of comfort handed over at various intervals by old, experienced alumni it is a difficult thing for the abut-to-graduate student to convince himself that the prime worth of an education is not to be measured in terms of silver dollars. Of all the moments of his college life, the most discouraging are here at hand for the student who is about to leave the academic walls after sixteen years and go out to face the world, armed only with a university education. In future years when facing the world is an established day's work, the present time will seem full of foolish cares, but at present these worries loom as large as mountains. Time, only, lends a perspective. WHAT ABOUT FATHER? The average father succeeds pretty well in discharging his duty to society. He labors along persistently and quietly for six days a week that his family may be provided for; he stands between his family and the police, the school, the office of the rent, the taxes, the grocery and coal bills; he admonishes the boy and advises mother, seeking always to make his burden lighter; he works unceasingly, without complaint fighting scheming to the end that his family may be assured comfort and relief from his problems, if he somehow fails, but he keeps all things cheerfully, stolpid, stubbornly plugging along to the end. The sacrifices that must be made he makes willingly. The boy must go to college and the girl must have music lessons; something must be cut and removed from his life, that perishes by the way side. He is not so poetical a figure as mother, not so demonstrative in his affections, so elated in pleasure, so deprest in grief. And yet we will remember him when we come home there, that stands out, clear and distinct, as one of youth's happiest impressions...Indianapolis News. Essays in Tabloid Tablets PREPAREDNESS Preparedness consists. In being ready. For anything. As a code For living it was. First adopted by The Boy Scouts. And has lately Spread all over the. Country. Beginning in New York. A real beaver. In preparedness. Wears a bathing. Suit. Under his clothing So that if. He happens to fall. In the river. He will be prepared. He never goes. Fishing without. Bait. Never shows up. In class without. His lessons. He always carries. A bottle of ink in his. Pocket. So that if his. Fountain pen. Happens to run dry. He will be. Prepared to fill. It. Women who believe. In preparedness. Wear only. Water-proof. Paint. For they might get caught. Out in a. Shower. They carry an extra. Pair of silk. Hose in their bags. Bags. So that. If they happen to find a. Runner in the pair. Which they have on. They will be prepared. To. Change. Preparedness is a great. Thing. Wilson. Says. So. POET'S CORNER Robert Green was a true Eliza bethan Englishman. He was born about 1560 in Norwich and belonged to a family of standing. He received his education at Cambridge, securing the degrees of A.B. and A.M. After the completion of his college career, he moved to Italy where the dissolute habits that later proved his ruin. He died in 1592 after an orgy. Later he went to London where he was an author of plays and a penner of poems and love pamphlets. His first work, "The Repentances," the Elizabethan period, "the "Repentences," one of his first works were written to warn the young男 of the unhappy example of his own life. The works published by Green are: A Wife of Wit, Never Too Late Menaphen. His best production was Philomela. PHILOMELA'S ODE PHILOMELA'S ODE CAMPUS OPINION Communications must be signed an evidence of good faith but names will not be published without the writer's consent CRITICISE "COMMON SENSE" Where a silent stream did glide Muse I made of many things That the mind in quiet brings I 'gan to think how some men deem Gold is their God, and esteem Honor is the chief content Life like the ocean that eat And some others do contend; Others hold their no wealth Compared to perfect health Some man's mind in quiet stands, When he is lord of many lands, But I did sigh, and said all this When he was born, And in my thoughts I did provove Naught so sweet is true love. In response to the article, Common Sense and Cigarettes, appearing in this column in a recent issue, I wish to congratulate the author as getting off one of the best examples of a pussyfooting argument that has ever dared to creep into print through the means of an honest K. U. woman. The most prominent fallacy in her argument is this. "There is no institution that is more popular than the human race that is more populous than those loved and has fewer friends than the poor little cigarette." Now is this truth? Now, follows the next step in the argument which shows that she herself doesn't believe the statement to be true; because she says "The women who have lately given vent to their feeling in the denunciation of the cigarette are voicing popular opinion." Where is the logic? If the cigarette is so very popular here then why would its denunciations be one of these statements are true the one nullify the other. I think both of them are falsehoods. Another statement I dare her to prove is this, "Few of us have not been reenamed in the fumes of father's hair. Now I want to ask her unsophisticated girl if she thinks that whatever her father and brother might be capable of doing should be tolerated by a woman who lives every other man for her suitor's sake." Should she make the degree of moral perversion to which a brother might fall and often has fallen the guage for every other young man? The answer is not a simple theory but there was a streak of moral perversion in himself. Construing this article from its four corners, it is obvious that this woman either stands-for a double standard in society or she will have to admit that yellow fingers in University womenhood is perfectly proper. Now if she stands for a double standard in society and yet is not going to put the burden of self restraint on the girl, I want to ask who is going to "put on the brakes." Its a proven fact that cigarette smokers' brakes allow things to slide down hill pretty rapidly. Now here is where she "pusy-foots." She admits that a cigarette smoker shouldn't be tolerated in the workplace, because she asks to smoke, yet criticizes the girl who asks a boy to be a gentleman in her presence. To be a gentleman ought to be sufficient reason for any girl not to smoke or to smoke in her presence is it not? She says she has enjoyed cigarette smoke in the bath room and then granting if the boy likes the smoke also, the limit of their enjoyment is a sufficient criterion for decency. In her arguments she says nothing about her mother as being a criterion. Why shouldn't she be considered? After reading between the lines on, this article it wouldn't surprise me if this article is either one of two things, a paid ad, or from a little by two for sissy man. It reads like a paid ad, looks like a paid ad, tastes like a paid ad and whew! I believe it is a paid ad because it's reason I have to thank have it is the tenor of the whole argument and of this in particular, "But the truth of the whole matter is this, try it out on your sweetheart" she probably won't care because her father and brother smokes and besides its no worse for the boys to smoke than it is for the girls to spend small fortunes for cokes and sundays." then to cap the climax this cynical remark they must object to the tender mannerhood. That's regrettable it isn't. Yes sir, I believe the truth of the whole matter lies in the fact that the girls will have to object to smoking to prove their good breeding and respectable womanhood. DUFFUS CORRECTS STATEMEN The Editor of the Daily Kansan: Imper Sir. I note in your issue of Friday, May 12th, a story relating to the high cost of living which is alleged to have come from one of my classes. No student in any of my classes ever handed in a paper such as the one you refer to and I don't believe that any of my students would be guilty of such a act. I have had no excuse and at best, a very feeble joke. I have had no occasion to make the comment ascribed to me and I did not make it. The students whom t have had in my classes deport themselves in the class-room like men and women—not like high-school freshmen—and it is, to say the least, unjust to them and to the instructor to publish stories like the one in question even as well-meant pleasantry. Jack. In passing I cannot refrain from remarking that it is regrettable that the columns of the Daily Kansan must be padded with cheap vauids ville stuff when important lectures are presented at University and other University events of real importance pass unreported in the Kansan. Broad-Minded. We naturally expect crooks, graffers and booze sympathizers to be little Billy Sunday, but it's surprising how much the University professors in the University attack his great work, because his methods do not conform to their cut and dried ideas of helping people to live better. If we can't boost let's keep quiet. Yours respectfully, William M. Duffus Editor Daily Kansan: Criminals eat bread and butter. It is wrong to smoke. CIGARETTE LOGIC Editor Daily Kansan: Criminals smoke Therefore it is wrong to eat bread and butter. Inference (no it is not no wrong to eat bread and butter, neither is it wrong Drunkards drink intoxicants A Really Great Idea for Men of Refinement COAT and pants all in one piece! Looks like a regular two-piece pajama! No draw strings around waist to annoy you! Coat cannot ride up! Has the comfortable Correct Cut Closed Crotch. THE ONE-PIECE CORRECT CUT CLOSED CROTCH PAJAMA MARRY THEY CAN'T WAKE UP UNDER THE TUXEDO Two garments (coat and pants) made into one that most successfully gives the appearance of two, and, added to that, the Correct Crotch Closed Crotch feature that has carried Varsity Union Suits into the highest kind of favor. The One-Piece Pajama is good looking—it is easy to slip into—has no draw-strings to annoy you by being too tight or too loose, and the Closed Crotch stays closed and comfortable by the use of one button. Drunkards eat bread and butter. It is not wrong to eat bread and butter, neither is it wrong to drink toxicants. If you have ever used one-piece pajamas try the Varsity, and see the difference You pay no more for Varsity "TAILORED—not merely made" garments, but you get more—more in style—more in comfort—more in quality. Be sure to ask for VARSITY. Thieves steal property. Thieves eat bread and butter. It is not wrong to eat bread and butter, neither is it wrong to steal.. Murders kill people. Murders eat bread and butter. It is not wrong to eat bread and butter, neither is it wrong to kill people. Thus the logic holds. PECKHAM'S Exclusive Agents "One Hundred" boxes, 10, 15 and 25 cents writing paper. Special price, 10 cents each. See south window. Wolf's Book Store.-Adv. Anti-Cig Logician. Statistics show that the students at Purdue were guilty of 8,883 cuts last semester. It is further reported that the average student cut eight per cent of the time during the week before Christmas. Miss Katherine Wai, a Chinese student at Otterbain, O., is working her way through college by speaking at schools throughout Ohio. Miss Wai, when a child was placed at auction and purchased by an American missionary who brought her to the United States. Dress doesn't make the man; neither does a frame make the picture. But an artistic frame is a valuable asset to a well-taken photograph Let us help you in the next selection Squirres'.—Adv. Forty-three men in the class declare they have never kissed a girl. Their inability to "swing it" is given as a reason by most. While 160 deny that it is morally wrong to kiss a girl, 40 agree with the majority of those who do not correspond with girls. Dancers number 196 and 36 think dancing morally wrong. Card playing is thought morally wrong by 19 mer but 198 indulge in the diversion. Your friends can buy anything you can give them—except your photograph. Have it taken at Squires' Studio...Adv. Statistics from Princeton Some interesting facts concerning the senior class at Princeton this year are revealed by the class statistics There are 230 in the class. The aver- age is 21.7 years and the est member of the class is only 18 years old. Purdue holds a circus performance annually, at which different stunts are put on by the students in real circus style. Fancy riding, tumbling and balloon races are a few of the features of the day. Cups are awarded to the winners in any form of amusement. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. OR SALE—Harwood Guitar, lady's size, god an new. A beautiful instrument. At a bargain price in instrument. Diamond Dice Bass Phone Bell 700. 153-3 WANT ADS STUDENTS WANTED - Who desire to earn from $8.00 to $16.00 per day during the summer months. Fifteen-under, quick selling class. Call Bell 823. 149-5. YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN with selling ability can earn big wages during vacation. Straight legitimate proposition. Come up and let me tell you how. C. W. Carman, Merchants Bank Building. 150-10 FOR SALE--Aster plants. Five cents a dozen. All colors separate or mixed. 927 Ind. Call 1709J. Bell. LOST—A flat, silver card case with monogram, M.P.M. Will find器 call Mae Miller at the Pi Phi house, Bell 99? 151.3 FOR RENT—June 12th, 14 room house with 2 baths and hall. 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McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. CITIZENS STATE BANK We are handling all University accounts, and we solicit your business, deposits guaranteed. 707 Massachusetts St. INVESTIGATE the merits of CORONA AND FOX TYPEWRITERS Carter Sells Them Exclusively in Lawrence. 1025 Mass St. Buy your name here. Buy your paper here At 900 Tennessee RAYMOND'S PRIVATE DINING ROOM For parties, banquets, committee feeds, etc., call 92 on the Bell for reservations. Let us prepare your next picnic lunch. University Women We do ladies tailoring and dressmaking at very reasonable prices. Competent MRS. M. A. MORGAN 1321 Tenn. Phone B 1116 W UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The Second-Hand Squaks Meade Ranges Products. Mendee Kansas Products Mu-Phi Feg takes reducing treatment Mechanicals tie New Fido Knight 1345 Ky. Grady Bung Ohio 1930 MU PAT CARRING A CHEESE BELL PUBLIC LIBRARY OF MIDDLE TERM YEAR 1938 Hot Critics Ohio WHAT'S IN A NAME! K. U. Buildings Bear Names of Persons Connected With College History "From our ancestors come our names, from our virtues our honors." The fact that ten of the University buildings were named for persons closely connected with the University shows that the old proverb is true not only of individuals, but also of institutions. SNOW HALL. 20 YEARS OLD SNOW HALL, 20 YEARS OLD Snow Hall, erected by the state in 1886, was the first of the buildings to receive a name. It was called in honor of Prof. Francis Huntington and was founded years of his life in the service of the institution. Eleven years of the time he was chancellor of the University. Fraser and Blake Halls were given their names a few years later. Fraser was named for and planned by General John Fraser, the first active chancellor of the University. Lucien L. Blake, for many years professor of English, provided the plans for the building which was afterwards named for him. LIVED IN TENT ON MUSEUM SITE LIVED IN TENT ON MUSEUM SITE Dyche Museum of Natural History erected by the state was named in honor of Prof. Louis L. Dyche whose devotion to his work in the University helped make it possible for the institution to have one of the best museums in the world. He student in the University Mr. Dyche lived for a time in a tent pitched on the spot where the building now stands. Spooner Library was erected through the generosity of William B. Spooner, of Boston, a great uncle of Dr. Francis H. Snow. The chancellor's residence was built from the same bequest. Fowler Shops were given by Mr. George A. Fowler, of Kansas City, Mo., as a memorial of his father. The efforts of Prof. Lucien L. Blake. WOMAN DONATED LAND FOR GYM Mrs. Sara T. D. Robinson, wife of the land in the vicinity of the gymnasium in the University. The women's department of the gymnasium was dedicated to Mrs. Robinson and the men's department to Governor Robin- son as a physician as well as a politician. School of Law, Marvin Hall receives its name in honor of Prof. Frank O. Marvin, first Dean of the School of Engineering, and Chancellor of the University for nine years. Haworth Hall gets its name from Erasmus Haworth, professor of geology and state geologist. The Medic, the Chemistry and Pharmacy, and the Administration Buildings get their titles from the department by which they are occupied. Green Hall was named for Uncle Jimmie Green, the cornerstone of the KANSAS SPLITS SINGLES But the Doubles With Oklahoma Are All Ours Kansas split even on the singles and took all the doubles in the Oklahoma tournament yesterday and this morning. In the first round singles yesterday afternoon Teachener won from Robinson of Oklahoma 6-1 and 6-2, and O'Brien lost to Troffer 6-4 and 6-3. In this morning's doubles Teachener and Cowgill played for Kansas and Troffer and Robinson for was three sets for Kauai 7-5, 6-1 and afternoon at 3:30 Teachener will play Troffer and O'Brien will meet Robinson. Send the Daily Kansan home. A SPECIAL FOR BILLY University Students and Lawrence People May Go To K. C. Thursdav As planned, the train will leave Lawrence at 11:45 a. m. Thursday, May 18, and will return after the event. The round trip will cost $1.45. A special train-boat of Lawrence people and University students will go to Kansas City on Thursday to hear a lecture by the late Christopher Endearay Union go through. This means that at least 75 persons must make the trip, for the Santa Fe requires that many fares guard them before they will put on a special. Reservations will be made at the Tabernacle for all who go. Otherwise it might be impossible to get seats, since they are sometimes all over the trip should be purchased immediately so that the arrangements may be completed. They may be obtained from the following persons: Frances Irvine, Odis Burns, Oarp Woodpuff, Madeline Carter, Ernest Gippert, Christopher Foster, Dr. Arthur Braden, Miss Anne Gittins, and F.W. Ainalie. THEATRE VARSITY William Fox presents THEDA BARA IN "Lady Audlev's Secret" 5 Parts Mutt and Jeff comedy cartoon by Bud Fisher Arrow Shirts—guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl WILL STUDY COTTON RAT A BREAKFAST TRAGEDY Pratt Selected for Summer Camp of Zoo Students The summer camp of the zoology students will be held in the southeastern counties of the state. The first few weeks will be spent in the study of the cotton rat, a pest that has recently become a problem in Kansas. This rat entered the state about three years ago and since then has spread over an area of about 150 square miles. The rats sent to Victor Householder to study the methods of the rat and to try to determine a means of getting rid of it. The class from here will be under Professor O'Roke of the department of zoology. During the middle part of the summer they will go to Pratt and study the worm parasites of fish, at the state fishery. They will also make a study of the ground squirrels, gophers, and field mice. During the latter part of the summer Householder will join the party and the rest of the time will be spent in the study of lizards and snakes. Mrs. W. C. Dumm of Junction City arrived in Lawrence Friday, called here by the serious illness of her daughter, Marjorie, fa19. Miss Dumm was taken ill with appendicitis; she was so much improved. She will be able to attend classes by the latter part of the week. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong The Rota Club, an organization of Catholic girls of the University, picnicked at Woodland Park Monday night. Eighty-eight students at Princeton have signified their intention to attend the military training camps at Plattsburg this summer. So far Princeton leads in the enrollment of students for military instruction. Sleepers Used as Dormitories Five old Pullman cars have been rolled onto the campus of Blackburn College and are being used as dormitories for the student overflow. The five old sleeping cars will be placed on solid foundations and will be made as comfortable as possible for the students. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Sleeners Used as Dormitories Frank Strong Alumnae Women to Stage Oatmeal Farce for Scholarship Fund Allegretto's famous candy, here only. Carroll's—Adv. The lamentable tragedy of "Omeetel and Oatmelia," a ludicrous parody on Hamlet and Ophelia is to be given at the Unitarian Church, Thursday evening May 18 at 8:15 o'clock, by the Association of Collegegate Alumnae which follows is composed of many prominent faculty and tow women. Cast: Prologue, Miss Ester Swenson. Omlet, Miss Helen Hoopes, Oatmealia, Miss West. King Fraudius, Miss Nadine Now Milk-queen, Miss Esther Swenson. Chanticleer, Mrs. P. H. Chalkley. Bolognia, Mrs. J. C. Sundwald. Baconius, Mrs. S. D. Daines. Tostum, Mrs. E. B. Stouffer. Postum, Mrs. M. B. Briggs. Sunny Jim, Mrs. Jennet Allen. Carmela Tib, Mrs. Carter. Camelia Tib, Mrs. Gladys Elliott. Soldiers, Mrs. E. M. Briggs and Miss Avis Talcott. Chef, Miss Agnes Thompson. Accompanist, Mrs. Maud Cook An deeply loved wife. BONeless CHICKEN THERE The play which has proved a great success recently in Kansas City is a takeoff on breakfast food and canned food fads. Chanticleer, the king of the chicken dishes by Fradiah dresses as a car of boneless chicken, Chanticleer's son, Omet, is in love with Outa mealiea, who is attired like a box of Quaker Oats, and who goes insane and bursts. It is all carried out with appropriate songs in the true musical comedy style. "This is a new venture," said Miss Alice Winston, the head of the local association. "For the past ten years we have raised the money for this scholarship either by dues or at the annual luncheons, but we decided to try and give more than fifty dollars this year and I think we will succeed." Mrs. Ona Winant Borland, a prominent Kansas City woman, is the author of this comic opera and has consented to let the Association of Collegiate Alumnae borrow the unique costumes for the play. "Mrs. S, B. Daines has helped wonderfully with directing the cast in their short two weeks of rehearsals," she said, screamingly funny in their parts." Tickets may be obtained at 211 Fraser, McColloch's drug store, or of Miss M. O'Connell, known, chairman of the thirtieth committee, who are 25 cents and admit women only. LOST-An S. A. E. pin. please return to the pins office. DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT THEIR FACES SLIPPED? And Did The Enamel Crack? Coach Hamilton considers the present signature system used with the season athletic tickets sufficient to have a good chance of winning ferring their tickets. At Conell University students are compelled to have their photographs placed upon their season tickets. Hamilton does not know that such a system is necessary here. "Students under this plan transfer their tickets when they want to by simply transferring their photos to them. You can also have there been fewer tickets taken up this year than before on account of two people using the same ticket. However this is the time of the year when most of the tickets are taken up. Students receive each ticket by the original purchaser has proven satisfactory here." A parade of classes, red-fire bonfire, and speeches by prominent university men are on the program, June 2, at the University of Michigan. This is the date set for the burning the freshman caps. The Delta Gammas at Illinois, by bint of much labor and strict economy have amassed and sold 145 pounds of tin foil saved from Hersheys, for which they received the round sum of $280. They may also money be used for? Some have advised that a new supply of Hersheys be laid in. The leading magazines, all the time at Carroll's—Adv. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. When you ingrate on taking out life insurance later are you 'remembering what Robert Burns said about "The well laid plans o'mice and men?" Frank Strong. BIG VACATION MONEY! All students and teachers, men and women, who wish profitable and con- spicuous work for this summer, should write at once to L. S. Beughly The University Faculties Ass'n, 184 W. 29th Street, New York City. MRS. EDNAH MORRISON at 1146 Tenn. St., Does Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling for University Women. Roll Phone 1154J Have You Ever Known a Contented Person? THE KANSAN IS NOT CONTENT WITH ITSELF If you have, that person was, more than likely, too lazy to exert himself enough to be dissatisfied. BUT WE ARE TRYING Members of the Kansan Board realize that the paper is not perfect. Although held in high esteem among editors of college papers all over the United States and prominent journalists of Kansas, we know that there is room for improvement. Several letters from other schools have been received recently complimenting the men and women on the paper for the very satisfactory work of the year. We know of several ways in which the paper could be improved. For instance, we ought to run more cuts, we ought to have more press news of certain important events in athletic, debate, oratory, etc., etc., abroad. But those things take money. A barber shop advertises that the aim of every man in the shop is to bring the service up to a close approximation of 100 per cent. And we are trying TO REACH A HIGHER PLANE We want the University Daily Kansan recognized all over the country as not merely one of the four or five best college dailies—as it is now—but as a college paper in a class by itself. If we had a thousand dollars in the bank right now we would—well, what's the use of talking about it? You know we would spend every cent of it to make the Kansan next year the pilot of all college papers in this country. WE HAVE A LITTLE MONEY and are going to spend it in that way. IT IS YOURS, K. U. STUDENTS! But don't come around to the office to collect. That money is going right back into the paper to make it better. We have a millionaire appetite and a hobo bank account. But next year's paper will be better than ever, just as the one this year is better than that of last. YOU TAKE PRIDE in showing the school paper to the folks from home when they come here. You pick the Kansan off the table, hand it to them and say, "See, this is OUR daily paper. Oh yes, it comes on the press five times a week." And that is right. IT IS YOUR PAPER. AND TO MAKE YOU TAKE MORE PRIDE in your paper we want you to be ready to respond to the call for subscriptions for next year. We want you to assume a little responsibility. We want to have the Kansan next year enter the room of every student. Remember, we have something to spring pretty soon. We have done the work. All you need to do is to —Be Ready When the Call Comes UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN SHOW SCENIC PICTURES C. E. Hurst Entertains Big Audience in Fraser With Yellowstone Travelogue SHOWED SNOW CAPPED REGION Charles Norton Hunt delivered his travelogue on Yellowstone National Park yesterday afternoon at 4:30 o'clock in Fraser Hall chapel. Moving pictures of the animals of the summer resort in the winter were the feature of the afterpart's entertainment. In these pictures were shown wild manatee sheep, which he took to Mr. Brown, the most difficult animals in the park to photograph. SHOWED SNOW CAPPED REGION The travelogue took the audience through the stock and wheat raising district to Livingston. A little east of the town, the range of the mapped mountains is secured. From Livingston, the travellers go to Gardiner, the gateway to the park, by open observation cars. "The journey through the park," said Mr. Hunt, "is made by stage conches drawn by six horses. The first point of interest is the geysers with their calcareous formations. The many beautiful colors here are numerous and faded. There are several troops of federal soldiers in the park for patrol service. Much information, however, may be obtained from them. WILD FLOWERS PARK "The varieties of wild flowers" he continued, in the park. Some of the flowers can be found in no other place. Among the most plentiful are the golden red, the dainty gold and the flaming-eyed brush. PELICANS ON THE LAKE "Excelsior Geyser is the largest in the park but has only been active for a short period. The toes appear as if they were painted. Perhaps the most beautiful of these are Prismatic Lake, in which one can see all colors of the rainbow, Chemical Engineers Elect DELANTAS "On the fourth day, Yellowstone Lake is rewarmed. There one may take a trip on the lake where he may see a great flock of pelicans. The lake is the largest lake in the world at that height." "After reaching Grand Canyon Hotel, one may view the Upper and Lower Yellowstone Falls. The other Yellowstone Falls are the thicker, twice as high as the Niagara Falls." Reports on the convention of the American Chemical Society at Urbana and the election of officers of the Chemical Engineers occupied the time of the Chemical Club at the meeting Monday. Those who attended the chemical meeting at Urbana were Dr. E, H. S. Bailey, Prof. W. A. Whitaker, Prof. P. V. Farager and Prof. F. W. Bruckmiller. MISS JENKINS IN RECITAI The officers of the chemical engineers for the coming year are as follows: president, J. H. Holden; vicepresident, H. Rumsfield; secretary, F. Farley; treasurer, C. E. Ackers; governing board, F. Farley and F. Walters. Graduate in Piano Assisted By Edna Davis Gives Concert The third graduating recital of the School of Fine Arts was given by Helen Jenkins, pianist, assisted by Edna Davis, contralto, in Fraser Hall last night. The following program was given: onata Op. 7 ...Grieg Allegro, Moderato Molto Allegro Allegro Moder Andante Molto Menuetto Molte Allegro Miss Jenkins Miss Jenniks Aria "My Heart At Thy Sweet Voice...Saint Saen (From Samson and Dellah) Miss Davis Etude, Op. 25, No. 2... Chopin Ballade, A Major... Chopin Serenade ... Schubert Miss Davis Wilde Jagd Op. 46, No. 3. Mac Dowell Valse Triste Op. 46, No. 6. Mac Dowell Polonaise Op. 46, No. 12. Mac Dowell ... Min Yorks. Kashmiri Song...Amy Woodford-Finden Any Woodstock-Friend Till I wake... ...Amy Woodford-Finden I Hear a Thrush at Eve. .Cadman Concerto, No. 4, D Minor., Rubinstein (First movement) Miss Jenkins Miss Vaughan Second piano...Carl A. Preyer Second piano...Carl A. Preyer Miss Jenks rendered the numbers in her usual brilliant style; she won especially hearty applause by Grieg. The Concerto by Rubinstein, displayed the efficient technique of the performer. During her sophomore year, Miss Jenkins won the scholarship in piano. Recently she was elected assistant piano teacher at Lindenwood College St. Charles, Mo. Miss Davis showed her rich con- tralto voice to a great advantage in her rendition of the aria from Sam- son and Dellah. From Your Jayhawker "Popular" books at popular prices Three Hundred subjects to select from and only 50 cents each. Wolf's Book Store—Adv. Here are Proof. How many Nurses? EASTERN RAILWAY COMPANY SCHOOL TRAINER HELPS MEN Track Athletes Already Showing Improvement Under E. B Markley Send the Daily Kansan home. Trainer E. B. Markley says that Rodley's foot has practically recovered and that the injury will give him confidence man no more while this year. “Two of the men broke their own records last Saturday,” said Trainer Markley this morning, “and more of them will join in for the season.” Mr. Markley is of the opinion that the condition of a man’s muscles has more to do with his efficiency. Don't fool with old tennis balls Get new ones at Carroll's...Adv. "If we have no more hard luck the team will be in excellent condition for the Missouri Valley meet at Columbia, a week from Saturday, and I expect some of the men to show a great deal of improvement by that time," is Trainer Markley's frank opinion. Next week the trainer intends to start getting his men into shape for the Western Conference meet at Chicago, on June 3. He thinks that the three weeks that remain are just sure to prepare for the athletes to be at their best. The coaches are doing their best to get the runners into the best of form for the Conference meets and they are of the opinion that Kansas will win more points this year than ever before, regardless of the fact that there appears to be "Too Much Simpson in the competition. Faith Nixon of Concordia attended the May Fete Saturday and visited her sister Louise Nixon, '19 College, at the Alpha Delta Pi house. Grace Statts, 17 College will spend one day at sunset at her home in Bonner Springs. The handy place, the Varsity Magazine Shop...Adv. Misses Mona and Dorothy Dirge of Lebanon have been visiting Hazel day at 1400 Tennessee for the pass few days. Miss Mona attended the university during the years of '13, '14, and 15, and was a member of duo of sorrow to the society. Miss Dirge intends to enroll in the University next fall. Sigma Phi Sigma will give them farewell party at the chapter house. Shares of $100,000 Berta Smith, '16 College, spent Sunday at her home in Kansas City. Lillian Wolf, '16 College, has ac- cademic English teacher in the Aphrodite high school. ANNOUNCEMENTS The University Orchestra will give its last concert for this year Thursday evening, May 18, in Fraser Hall, at 8:00 p. m. Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once at her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. Every Sphinx must be present at the Kanza house Tuesday night. Meeting begins 7:45 sharp. Important business. The Botany Club will hold its annual picnic Wednesday evening, May 17, in the grove east of Woodland Park. Letters from the Alumni will be sent to them on Monday and Park at 6 o'clock. See Miss Frances McCune in regard to the eats. Estes Park students will hold a rally Wednesday evening at 5:30. All students ho have attended the Y, M, and Y, W, C, A. conferences and those who expect to go this year are invited to golf links. The first cabinets of the two Associations are asked to attend the Admission to the Women's Formal is twenty-five cents a couple. Get your ticket by Thursday or Friday at the latest, so the committee can arrange for the number of guests. Gladys Elliott. Student Volunteers will go to Woodland Park, Tuesday evening at six o'clock for a picnic supper and general meeting. Senior Invitations may be secured by those who ordered them, at the Fraser check stand on Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday mornings. Breakfast parties at Cameron's Bluff are quite the thing now. Many students boat up the river as early as six o'clock, cook and eat breakfast by the spring and return in time for Sunday School. The Home Economic Club will picnic Wednesday afternoon at 5 o'clock on the gold links. Members of the various classes will prepare the lunch. Forty Club Dance—Woodland Park Saturday night. All members expected. Amy Kincis, '16 Col-Ed., has been elected to teach German and music in the high school at Quinter. The Varsity Magazine Shop is catering to University trade, both men and women. Drop in and visit this neat little store.-Adv. NEW COUNCIL IN TONIGHT Final Arrangements To Be Made for Student Day New members of the Men's Student Council will be installed at a meeting of the Council tonight. Final decisions on how to be different schools will be made. Junk Harriott, president-elect, will be unable to preside at Convocation Friday on account of the Aggie track season. Harriott will vice-president will act in his place. Humpy Campbell from the school of pharmacy will also take part in the track meet necessitating another speaker from that school. Mrs. L, L. Durnell of Joplin, Mo, daughter Orena, in 1400 Tennessee township. The only new tennis balls in town are here. Carroll's - Adv. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. Bathing slippers and bathing aps—something new. Carroll's. ^&dv. Will your "K" book show signs of good developing and finishing? It will if you take your work to Squires' Studio.—Adv. See our new tennis shoes. They are $2.25, and the best values you ever saw. Carroll's—Adv. Come to Us for Your KODAKS A fresh stock of films for your Kodak, as well as Film Tanks, Velox paper, chemicals and all other supplies. Step in and see us. Our knowledge of photography is entirely at your service, and we will gladly develop and finish your pictures promptly and with painstaking care. Evans Drug Store Kodak Dealers 819 Mass. Allen to California Dr. B. M. Allen, head of the department of zoology, has accepted a position to teach at the University of California during Summer School. He will be the head of the department during his stay and will teach an elementary class in zoology and a class of medical students in embryology. Charles Lyons of Topeka visited at the Kappa Sigma house last week. Phi Alpha Tau honorary dramatic fraternity announces the pledging of Fred Whitten and William Beall, both of whom are senior Laws. "Thunder Rolls Across" read the program for the May Fete. A visiting mother was heard to remark: "My brother and I are going to carry that out literally." He never looked before him He never looked before him. But looked behind instead, He stepped and lost his bearing. And now he's safe in bed. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong Innes, Bulline & Hackman Mid May Clearance of Spring Suits We have had a big and satisfactory Suit Season. We have something like a hundred Smart Stylish Suits on which the profit will be forgotten during this Sale. Suits that were $15.00, $16.50, $18.00 and $20.00 at... $ 9.75 Suits that were $22.50 and $25.00 at... $13.75 Suits that were $27.50 and $30.00 at... $16.75 Suits that were $32.50 and $35.00 $18.75 Suits that were $27.50 and $40.00 at... $24.75 We suggest an Early Selection while Size, Style and Shade Range is at its Best. Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl Pictures Paramount at THE BOWERSOCK TODAY VALENTINE GRANT in "The Innocent Lie" AND BRAY ANIMATED CARTOON THEY WON'T HAVE THESE AT HOME 6550 W E A They are new and won't reach the small towns until late in the summer. Don't Buy a Summer Skirt that must be made over after a laundering. Choose a Wooltex shrunk wash skirt—it fits when you buy it—it fits after you lauromite it. If you buy a Wooltex preshrunk wash skirt you can wash it never week if you like and you wear it never to alter the band or the hem. Prices from $3.50 to $8.00 KOOL KLOTH SUITS Something new this season to take the place of the Palm Beach that was so popular last season. Be sure to see these nobby suits before you go home for the summer. Price $10.00. TOMORROW AT the Student's Store The Students' Store WE AVER'S UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. TO FIGHT FOR TITLE Valley Baseball Championship To Be Decided In Missouri Series NEED BLEACHERS TO WIN UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, MAY, 17, 1916. The coming series is one in which the crowd will play an important part. At least the crowd of thirty-five hundred which turned out for the games at Missouri won the first game and almost won the second. Wonderful rooting and support by the rooters almost gave the Tigers two wins in the third game. It was in the end game that Kansas had their little scare by the crowd. The Jayhawkers had a three-run lead in the fifth innning and Missouri was at bat. The band played Dixie and the crowd went wild. Cheering and rooting of the real "honest-to-goodness" variety showed itself and the cheerleaders had a busy half hour. The excitecents included an innings on the Kansans and the pep which the Missourians received from this rally lasted throughout the game. McCarty Wants Kansas to Profit by Missouri Example The importance of the coming series of two games with Missouri can not be over emphasized. The Missouri Valley baseball championship rests on these two games and with the even break of the teams in Column 10 it necessitates either team winning both games to clinch the championship. Kansas has been showing wonderful speed this year but nothing that will exceed the showing of Brewer's conference battle apiece while the Tigers have lost only one game this season. Until their defeat at the hands of the Jayhawks Saturday afternoon the Missourians had a clean record of fourteen straight victories. The number included five conference victories. TIGER ROOTERS WON "It is a little of this pop that we want to see on McCook Fold Friday and Saturday afternoons," said Coach Leon McCarty this morning." We not only want to see it but have got to have it. If Missouri can turn out 3,500 people for one game, then the mob more than that. Then, too, when the mob gets there they do not need to think they are at a prayer meeting." SQUAD IN GOOD SHAPE McCarty has been putting the men through a final workout this week. The game in Emporia with the Teachers gave the men a hard work-out and put them in better condition for the two hard games this week. No changes in the line-up have been announced and it is probable that Red Craig will do the hurling on bad game unless his knee games bad on him during the second Missouri game, will be on the mound in the second game on McCook. The Valley title depends on winning both games and Kansas is not going to take a chance on losing one of them. The present plans are to have the band out for the occasion. The cheerleader has been urged to be on hand and the crowd will join in. The game of baseball played on McCook Field in a number of years. Organized yetting at a baseball game has been a neglected thing that was in full swing, Friday and Saturday. "The team will need the help of every student in these two games," said Coach McCarty as a gentle reminder. Frank E. MELvin, who will be an instructor in modern European history next year, graduated from the University in the class of 1906. In 1908 he returned to Germany and European history and took his master's degree here in 1909. For the three years from 1909 to 1912 he was assistant in history at the University of Illinois. The summers of 1911 and 1912 were devoted to archives of London and Paris. In the fall of 1912 he went to the University of Pennsylvania as research fellow and lecturer in the graduate school until his appointment last year as assistant professor of European history in Cornell University. Instructor in European History Has Good Record Dr. Melvin is a research man with a wide variety of interests. Much of his early work was done with the La Salle papers, which he is to edit for the Illinois Historical Society. He published an interesting inquiry into the origin of the power of the courts to declare statutes unconstitutional in the American Political Science Review for May 1914. His most important work is a study of Napoleon's System of Licensed Navigation. MELVIN IN CLASS OF '06 Send the Daily Kansan home. SACHEMS TO INITIATE NEW MEMBERS TONIGHT The Sachems, senior men's secret society, will initiate fifteen new members at the Odd Fellow's Hall tonight. The names of the new men will be made public at the Student Day conference Friday morning at 10:30 o'clock. "It has been the custom," said Guy M. Lamar, president of the organization, "not to announce the names of those initiated until Student Day." URGE CAPS AND GOWNS Senior Class Asks Faculty to Co-operate in the The executive committee of the senior class, acting on the action of the class makes the following announcement. Believing with the senior class that the wearing of academic costume by the members of the faculty will add greatly to the dignity and interest of our Commencement ceremonies, the Executive Committee for Commencement affairs takes this means of urging all officers, deans and faculty members of the University of Kansas to comply with the request of the Commission in the holding of academic costumes this year at the formal Commencement Exercises at 10:00 a.m. Wednesday, June 7, 1916. The executive committee in obtaining the sentiment of the members of the faculty in this matter, has found fifty-six members of the faculty who are willing and planning to adopt the custom, and it is believed that many more will join the movement now that it is well assured of success. Prof E. M. Briggs, chairman of the committee, will be in his office in the Trophy Room of the Gymnasium every day the rest of this week except Monday. There are two doors and from 2:30 to 4:30 p. m. to take orders and measurements. The orders to the makers must be in by Monday, May twenty-second. Professors E. H. S. Bailey, F. B. Dains and William A. Whitaker, of department of Chemistry, will go to Manhattan Saturday to attend the meeting of the Kansas City Section of the American Chemical Society. CHEMISTS TO MANHATTAN The afternoon will be devoted to inspection of the chemistry and other departments and will witness the following experiments now in progress: Experiments in animal nutrition, enzymes of flour, chemistry of paint drying as well as numerous activities of a more routine character. Will Inspect Aggie's Department of Chemistry The evening program will include three papers, which will be read by instructors of the Agricultural College and are as follows: "The Chemical Conditions Necessary for Making Alfalfa Silage." by C. O. Swanson; "Notes on New and non-off-farm Alfalfa Production" by R. H. Needham; "On the Nutritional Deficiencies of Corn," by J. T. Willard. This is the first time that the Kan was City Section has met in Manchat that DAR HITE, OLD KANSAN STARVIS ON HILL Marie Drake of Ft. Scott is visiting her sister Gladys, at the Sigma Kapna house. Miss Drake came to attend the May Fete. Miss Margaret Lynn who broke her arm, the arm that Billy Sunday was here, is at the Simmons Hospital not because the arm is not getting along nicely but because she was worn out and tired. She was ill this morning that Miss Lynn seemed better this morning after a fairly good night's rest. Omar (Shorty) Hite, '13 College visited old friends on the Hill Tuesday. Shorty is now working in St Louis on the revoke desk of the Republic. Three years ago Hite was appointed Gardner and belonged to the same class along with Dick Gardner and Pug Ferguson. Each have made good since leaving school, Gardner being manager of the night bureau of the Asst. Gardner on St Louis, whom Gardner is a special writer on the Dallas, Tex. Dispatch. Mrs. G. King, returned to Kansas City Monday, after spending a few days with her son Charles King, a sophomore in the engineering school. Edna Hitchens of Burlington, spent the latter part of the week with her sister Niki Hitchens, 18 College. She attended school and expects to attend school here next year. Arthur Sewall spent Sunday at his birth in Garnet. He made the trip into New York City, where he met Miss Lynn to Hospital NUMBER 154 K. C. TRIP CHANGED INSTALL NEW COUNCIL University Students Get Specia Train for Billy Sunday Lectures Saturday MUST NOTIFY COMMITTEE Round Trip Will be One Forty- Five on Santa Fe Saturday instead of Thursday is now the day set for the trip of the Billy Sunday special to Kansas City. The required number, seventy-five, who must pledge their support for the trip was almost complete at the meeting of the Christian Endeavor Union last night. "The plan as decided on is to leave here Saturday morning at 11:45 o'clock on the Sante Fe special, this will put the crowd in Kansas City for both the afternoon and evening sermons and give everyone time to catch the returning train which will leave after the evening service," and Hugo Weddell who is on the conference in Chicago and the tour of the Seats "for all the party will be reserved in the tabernacle and this will eliminate any trouble that might arise. The plan as suggested by the Christian Endeavor Union was approved at the meeting of several young people's church clubs. Judging from the interest shown a full spectacle of citizenry in a presentation of citizens to Kansas City. Teacher for the trip amounting to $1.45 may be purchased from any of the following: Frances Irvine, Odis Burns, Opal Woodruff, Madeline Carrinet, Ernest Gopperp, Hugo Wedell, Registrar Geo. O. Foster, Dr. Arthur Braden, Miss Anne Gittins and Rev. F. W. Ainslie. Those who wish to make the trip should make provisions immediately so that the required amount of seating capacity can be reserved. BOTH SINGLES TO K. U. Teachener Cinches Oklahoma Tournament by Double Tennis Victory MORNING PRAYERS In the final round of the dual tennis match with Oklahoma the Kansas squad cinched their victory from the southern school by taking both matches of the singles. This gives Teachner victories over both the Oklahoma players while O'Brien split even on his two matches. In the first match yesterday afternoon, Captain Teacher had little trouble in defeating Trosper in straight sets 6-1 and 4-2. This was a very difficult game for Robinson the day before. O'Brien the other Kansas entrant in the singles, defeated Robinson 6-4 and 8-6 in straight sets. Trosper defeated O'Brien the day before allowing the their only victories in the dual match. Week to May 18 to May 24 Leader: The Rev. Paul Dansing- berg, Pastor All Souls Unitarian church, Kansas City Mo. The doubles proved to be easy for the Kansas team. Teachener and Cowgirl played for Kansas against Minnesota. This is the first time in two years that Kansas has used three men in a dual match but the combination this time was successful and the same players will easily face the Missourians next week. The match scheduled with Missouri for Friday and Saturday has been postponed until Monday and Tuesday of next week. The matches will be played off the same as the previous day. The latter were postponed on account of the bad weather which persisted during the week end. Edwin W. Hullinger, elected yesterday president of the Associated Journalism students, has gone to Topeka to accept a position on the reportorial staff of the Daily Capitol. He will return to the University in September to complete his senior year's work. Hullinger entered K. U. this fall with junior standing from Occidental College, Los Angeles, Calif. He has served in the daily Kansas during the past month. CANSAN NEWS EDITOR GOES TO TOPEKA CAPITO1 Thursday: "The Dread of Responsibility." At Spunkn to give farewell. The Spunkn meeting Tuesday night, night at Woodland Islanders were made for their farewell party to be held at Woodland park Friday night. It is to be a picnic dinner dance. The party will begin at 7 o'clock. Sphinx to Give Farewell Friday: "The Power of Expectancy." Week of May 15 to 19 Joint Meeting Last Night to Hear Final Reports of Old Representatives SPEAKER QUESTION LEFT Special Meeting to be Called to Discuss Scribes' Stand At a joint meeting last night, of the old and new council the new Men's Student Council was installed. There was no formal ceremony. Tommy Thompson the out-going president gave to Junk Herirott, president-elect his chair and most sincere sympathy for the next school year. The different committees of the old Council made their final reports and offered advice to the new members. The financial committee showed only five dollars profit on the book exchange; the majority wasiously reported $20.00. Of the $264.10 during the year there remained a balance of $106 in the treasury. The joint councils made provisions for one representative from the Graduate School. No action was taken regarding a member from the department, but the president and a speaker for the newspaper students was left to be decided at a special meeting tomorrow. Besides not providing a newspaper student day speaker, both the old and new council members would not be investigated. The members of the new council however declared that in the future all elections in the new paper school would be under the jurisdiction of the Association of Journalism students would not be investigated. The members of the new council however declared that in the future all elections in the new paper school would be under the jurisdiction of the Association of Journalism students would be handled the same as those in other schools. It was decided that Paul Greerey, vice-president of the new council, would preside in Junk Herrriott's place at the Convocation Friday. Owing to his position, he will be Herrriott and Humphy Campbell, speakers from the School of Pharmacy will be in Manhattan. Other schools reported the following representative speakers: Ada Dykes from the College of Law; James Vawter from the School of Engineering and Kenneth Uhls from the School of Medicine. THEY CAN KEEP A SECRET The Women Only Tell of Saturday's Formal Not About It If you want a thing well advertised, tell it to a woman as a secret; the man's Spring Formal is the talk of the man and still no secret has escaped. To appease some of this persistent masculine curiosity, however, a few hints have been given. A dancer, a kind never before seen at K.U., (apologies to Plutoe Friend and Don Davis) from Kansas City, Barnum & Bailey University; a feature to Miss Elliot providing the Gaucho is sufficiently heated and ventilated. Ancestors of people who resided in Kansas in the Fifteenth Century will attend for the early hours of the event on the 11:12 Santa, Fatja for the day. Another hint: the tickets are going fast and dates are getting scarce. Saturday, May 20, is the date for one of the most informal formals of the year. LORENZ DECLARES PLAN FOR CREW IMPOSSIBLE "A boating crew is impossible," said H. A. Lorenz of the department of physical education yesterday. "There is no place near Lawrence where meets can be held or the crew could practice and besides there are no schools close enough to furnish competing teams." There has recently been some talk in the University of organizing a crew and interesting other colleges in the effort to the first draw-back is the peers likely. Even though the University had a crew there are no nearby schools with which to compete. The Kaw near Washburn is even less navigable than is here, Emporia is near no river or canyon and the University of Missouri is several miles from the Missouri River and Lincoln is stranded high and dry. PROFESSIONAL QUIZZES HELD TODAY The Kansas State Examinations in the professional branches are being given today in the chancellor's office. It is given for those who have not taken the work in the School of Education but who wish a certificate. The institution presents an official permit to the office of the state superintendent. The following is the schedule of the examinations: General, Psychology 8-9 a. m.; History of Education, 10:45; Educational Psychology, 1:30; School Management 3:4:15 and Administration and School Law, 4:15-6 o'clock. ALUMNUS MAY BE METHODIST BISHOP ALUMNUS MAY BE Dr. Frank Herron Smith, D. D., an alumnus of Kansas University, may be one of the new bishops to be appointed by the Committee on Episcopacy, of the Methodist Episcopal Church. He is now in charge of the Methodist work in Korea and that is why he will be stationed at Seoul Korea, and he is looked upon as a possible candidate. The local Methodist church supports Dr Smith The Stuff of Laughter As Seen by the Critics By C. E. S. The struggle between the harsh, unrelenting bitterness of the northern winter and the soft, sweet joyfulness of spring, was the structure upon which Perey B. Shostac built his dramatic fantasy, "The Stuff of Laughter." Perhaps, it was not a struggle between Winter and Spring either, but had a deeper meaning—the black of the Middle Ages persecuting the light of the dawning of Today. But I prefer to look only upon the surface and then make it deeply into the very world we have been experiencing for the past few weeks. The play was well conceived and at times its dramatic artistry was sped by the incidental music to breathless heights—but at times it dropped woofully. The first part, in which the king of Iceland, embodying the spirit of winter, curses his daughter and endeavors to force her to marry the wine-soaked king of Denmark posed as a giant worth another than excellent acting by Ralph Spots, as the King, and Helen Clark as Lavainn, his daughter. The action is tardy, almost to the boresome point, for a fantasy. The second part starts well and possesses the real merit and beauty of the play. The action moves swiftly; the symbolic dances are happily inspired and very well executed; and the accompanying music is great. In fact, the incidental music which Prof. Arthur Nevin composed and performed in spots. Its delicate and fantastic measures are apt and cleverly beautiful and do much to produce the symbolic illusions of the play. Probably the weakest part of the play was the staging. The orchestra sat at one side of the stage in view of nearly the entire audience and naturally divided attention with the players. A small lattice surrounding the stage division and would have interfered, but little with either the musical director or the spot light. Also, Mr. Shostac endeavored to be stage manager and actor at the same time, and his efforts to give actors their cues and to give orders to the men in charge of the lights was very diverting as a productive of a wet blinket feeling from the stage by a court fool who quoted an epigram in one breath and shouted, "Lights OFF" with the next The lighting which had been carefully worked out, was rather a failure on account of the lights which refused to change the appearance of the stage materially regardless of the succession of red, yellow and blue slides with the lighting tower was so placed that the theatre at the university, but it was doubtless due to the physical limitations of the natural stage. Mr. Shostea's acting of the Court Fool added little to the play. At times his actions were very droll and insulting, but often he spired a smile or kept pace with his lines. However, the part of a fool requires a very great amount and a peculiar bent of dramatic art, and Mr. Shostea fulfilled any reasonable expectation. The play was something new, and it marks the practical beginning of a very desirable form of entertainment at K. U. the open air play—so it was worth while, even had it possessed less merit than it did. Mildred Rose, of Rosedale, is visiting her sister, Sibyl Rose, 16 College. Miss Rose is teaching near Rosedale, and studies at the University next year. Harbingers of quiz week: overpopulated library, large numbers of missed meals while cramming was taking place and the overworked, careworn appearance of men at the electric light plant. Phillip Levi, 19 College, spent Satu- tance in Kansas City,visiting his parents. Miss Grace Hurley, of Leavenworth, spending a Fewth on her sister. Sister Margaret J. College Pat Bishop of Kansas City, visited at the Pi U house Saturday and Sunday. He expects to return next fall for more work in the University. Salome Langmade, '18 Fine Arts who came up from Oberlin to attend the May Fete, and visit at the Alpha Club in New York and be addressed to Norton to do court stenography. OPPOSE TIME CHANGE University Officials Don't Favor Putting Clocks Ahead One Hour MERCHANTS MAY ADOPT IT If City Ordinance Can Be Passed Plan Will Probably Carry FIRST CLASS AT 6:20 The proposed plan of the Lawrence Merchants' Association to set all clocks in Lawrence an hour ahead of the montes of June, July and August and opposition at the University, according to the consensus of opinion gathered this morning by a Kansan reporter. By setting all clocks ahead on hour the merchants plan to get their stores open day after day, with the added advantage of cooler and more pleasant working hours. Authorities at the University, feeling that the matter is purely psychological, suggest that the merchant open their stores an hour earlier and close an hour later than usual. "Personally, the proposed change in time would have little effect on me," said F. J. Kelley, Dean of the Summer Session, this morning. "If the merchants decide to set all clocks ahead an hour, the University will probably arrange its schedule accordingly. Ordinarily, our summer session classes begin at 7:30 o'clock. If the merchants' plan is adopted, it causes classes to begin at 6:30 o'clock. I fear that hour is rather too early, and that the University schedule would be changed back to the winter hour of 8:30 by the merchants' clocks, or 7:30 by railroad time. "The logical course, it seems to me, would be for the merchants to agree to open for business and to close their stores an hour earlier than under the present arrangement. That would avoid all misunderstandings regarding time of trains and the time of places outside of Lawrence" MERCHANTS FAVOR SCHMEME The proposed change in time was suggested by the regular weekly meeting of the Merchant Association yesterday. Charles Decker, Weaver's dry goods store, and Robert Rankin, of the Griffin Ice Company, were appointed to investigate the matter and to report next Tuesday. The sentiment of the assembled merchants, ascertained by a rising vote, was unanimously in favor of the change in time. "Everyone must do it, however," said Mr. Rankin this morning, "or the plan will not be a success. The ruling would have to be made in the morning of the day one required to obey it. Otherwise some merchants along Massachusetts Street would at 7:00 o'clock and close at 6:00 in the evening, while others would not open until 8:00 in the morning and remain open for business. That would obviously be unfair to the merchants who closed early." LARGE CITIES ADOPT PLAN Cleveland, Ohio and Detroit, Michigan, have adopted the plan, and the Kansas City Star is urging that it be adopted there. Many European cities are to adopt it. Whether Lawrence and the University will take it up remains to be seen. An interesting comment on the situation was made this morning by Mrs. Charles Esterly, secretary to Dean Karen Hewitt, a young eastern woman she said, "and not so far from Pittsburgh, the residents conceived the idea of changing their Central time for Eastern day, and thus gaining an hour of daylight. One family lived later in the city, a few days later their only daughter was telling me what an advantage it was. "Why, we are an hour ahead of you folks," she said. “Certainly, I replied. ‘But instead of setting your clocks just an hour ahead, why don't you adopt London as your home’ you’ll be a whole day ahead of us.” Prof. H. O. Kruse entertained his class in Oral Composition at his home Thursday afternoon. He showed them pictures of Germany and played a number of German songs on the victoria. Light refreshments were served. The Weather The Forecast: Party cloudy tonight and Thursday, probably showers on south portion tonight, somewhat warmer Thursday west and south portions. Return "Modern Essays" at Once Will the person who has taken the essays from the journalism library please use the journalism somebody else would like to use it. A unique and altogether unusual record is that made by Notre Dame in last year's athletics. Every student in the University took part in some sport. Nineteen hundred and seventy-five students or more sports, such as football, basketball, hockey, wrestling, baseball, boxing or tennis. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Miles W. Vaughn...Editor-in-Chief BUSINESS STAFF William Cady...Business Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Paul Brineld Don Davis Hillman John Gleisner Harry Morgan Guy Scriviner Cargil Sproull Glenn Swigger Vernon Moore Subscription price $2.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail, mail offence notices were sent to Kansas, under the "1890" rule. Published in the afternoon five thursday. For more information, verify a renewal, from the press of University Press. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go further than merely printing the text, rather than University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be generous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to satisfy the students of the University. WEDNESDAY, MAY 17, 1916. UNSELFISH ALUMNI Somebody has said that a University should be judged not by its buildings, its faculty or its equipment, but by its alumni. There is a great deal of truth in the statement. Its alumni are the results which a University shows to the world. K. U, has been fortunate in turning out a splendid lot of graduates. They are making good all the way from the Mexican border to the Alaskan goldfields and they keep up an unselfish interest in their Alma Mater which may well serve as an inspiration to the undergraduate. When the Alumni Board meets at the University tomorrow and Friday its sole purpose will be to discover new ways by which it may make K. U, a bigger and a better school. The board is composed of men and women who lead busy lives and to spend two days in work for the University is a real sacrifice on their part. Yet they do it gladly from year to year. Study the work of the alumni board. It has a lesson for you who are alumni to be. PROF. BECKER'S ADDRESS PROF. BECKER'S ADDRESS "Thursday Afternoon Faculty Lectures" an institution inaugurated by Dean Oil Templin on the theory that our University contains as good speakers as can be found anywhere, received an impulse toward its success by Prof Carl Becker, who delivered the first address last Thursday afternoon which was full of clear reasoning wrapped in a veil of rare iron. It was an unusual talk that Profes sor Becker made, and those who heard him extravagant with their praise. Next week the faculty and students will have another treat. Prof. R. M. Ogden who also bids the University goodbye this year will give the second and last of this series of faculty lectures which will be con-tinued throughout next year. Let's hear K. U. people at K. U. THE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL K. U.'s student hospital is rapidly nearing the end of is first year's work. It has been a year fraught with many difficulties. But the difficulties have been surmounted and the hospital has been a success. The head nurse, the physicians and the other members of the hospital staff have done a great service and deserve the thanks of the entire University. There has been a tendency on the part of an active minority among the student body to criticize the institution because they personally have got nothing from it. They assume the attitude that the two dollars they paid at the first of the year was wasted. The narrowness of such logic is evident. Probably these same students carry from one to five thousand dollars worth of life insurance. Do they figure that unless they die they are going to be behind the game? The student who needs to go to the hospital only once during the four years that he is in school will get more than the eight dollars which is his four years' fee. The courteous service, careful attention and general kindly treatment at the hospital are all that can be desired. The Kansan is behind the student hospital. It is an institution to point to with pride. CANOEING AS A SPORT DO WE NEED REST? Now that spring is really here and the air is filled with blooming trees and singing birds and as it has been said that numerous improvements are being brought about on the campus—why not go a little further and place some benches along the walks that students may better enjoy themselves between their classes? This movement would probably be greatly appreciated by seniors whose looks plainly show that they need frequent relaxation from the strain of life. And why should Kansas be so far behind other universities? Michigan has benches between all of its buildings, and they are a source of joy to all. Essays in Tabloid Tablets HANDBILLS Handbills are a kind. Of advertising. Used extensively. By University. Organizations. To further. Their particular kind. Of Graft. And separate. The ordinary. Student. From his money. It is common. Practice. To smear. They with paste. And plaster them. On the campus buildings. And sidewalks. Thus making. The Chancellor. And University Marshal. Tear their hair. And publicly denounce. The practice. Handbills are usually. Examples. Of terrible printing. Awful in makeup and execution. They serve only. One good purpose. That of. Giving the K. U. Janitors. Something to do. They are. Of all kinds. From scurious attacks. On people. To entreaties. For attendance at dances. Students in advertising. Should know. Better than to use them. Since they violate the principle. Of beauty. But they do not. So they do. It would be wise. To hunt down. The studies. Who put them out. With bloodhounds. And punish them. For the practice. Is abominable. If you. Do not. Believe. This. Ask Briggs. FOUND IN A BOOK The heels of the world swings through the same phases again and again. Summer passed and winter thereafter, and came and passed again. The daily paper continued and I with it, and upon the third summer there fell a hot night, a night issue, to be telegraphed for something to be telegraphed from the three side of the world, exactly as had happened before. A Corner for the Library Browser I passed over to the press room. The nervous tension was stronger than it had been there two years before and I felt the heat more acutely. He put me into a chair and turned to go, when there crept to my chair what was left of a man. He was bent in circles, his head was sunk between his shoulders, and he moved his feet one over the other as he leaned forward, whether he walked or crawled—this rag-wrapped, whining cripple who addressed me by name, crying that he came back. "Can you give me a drink?" he whimpered. "For the Lord's sake give me drink."—The son Who would Be King. Rudyard Kipilay She: "Not to propose an ice-cream pant or automobile ride."-Boston [transcript] He (facetiously): "It's to hot to promen." Woman: "No, but you might try Mr. Soakam's next door; his wife's coming back from the seashore tomorrow."—Boston Transcript. Ragman: "Any old bottles today mum?" POET'S CORNER The Greeks, also had their woman problem. Those who try to tell us that woman did not realize her right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness before the twentieth century, should read Aristophanes. ARISTOPHANES They're always abusing the women, terrible plague to the men. They were all trying to kill them. And repeat it again and again; Of war, and quarrels, and bloodsed, Of Mary, infi; qubk laff; kuff d04dainen, O Ar. infi; qubk laff; it may if may! And arin, then may do, daf in! WOMEN'S CHORUS And pray, dear, way to you marry us. All are the plagues you say? They say we are the root of an evil, And repeat it again and again; And pray, then, way do you marry us, If make all the women you say? And keep us so safe at home. And are never easy a moment When you ought to be thankening heaven That your plague is out of the way, way. And are never easy a moment If ever we chance to roam? I ever wince to laugh. When you ought to be thanking. You all keep fussing and fretting— "Where is My Dragon today?" If a plague peeps out of the window, Up goes the eyes of men; Op goes the eyes of men; If she hide, then they all go staring SOMEWHERE IN FRANCE If she hide, then they all go staring Until she looks out again Until she looks out again. -Translation. hv William, Collins. Oftu she looks up again. —Translation by William Collins. The stars give place, somewhere in France. To the ghastly will-o'-wispy dance Of light-bombs hurled on high to show Battling armies where to go. The moon is pale, somewhere in France; The sun diverts his torrid lance To hide in clouds, lest he pale, too, At what a warring world can do. Lightning and thunder here in France. Are born of man and not by chance. They're the bite and bark of the sav- hunts And the answering roar of the Allies guns, Somewhere in France the air is greedy. With the poison death of the gas ma That makes the elements conspire With the fiend who rules a dark em pire. Raindrops, falling, are tears in France. Tears at a cost of a yard's advance. Softening roads to the iron thud; loaching the lines in a mourning of mud. But hearts are true, somewhere in France. Faltering not when ill circumstance Fumbles the cards of the master hand That strives to redeem a ravished land. Courage that's waiting to take any chance For God and Glory—somewhere in Europe. —Driver T. A. Price, Second Canadian Army, in France. CLASS SPIRIT PASSING? diter Daily Korean: Communications must be signed as evidence of good faith but names will not be published. CAMPUS OPINION One would begin to wonder whether class spirit in the way of class gatherings is not on the wane at the University of Kansas because of the scarcity of class affairs this year. There has been no decrease during the year of general University functions. On the contrary there has been aDEDuced fidelity that they have unfortunately tended to work a hardship upon those students who attempted to let no such affairs pass without attending. It has been quite the vogue the past two years to give benefits to raise money to go toward a fund for some university organizations. University organizations have turned to almost any semblance of entertainment spiced with a bit of the customary "stand-bys." In a sense it has been difficult to get students' pies supporters" to fit the college campus. During the freshman year of the present senior class there were many class smokers held to further good fellowship among the class members, but gradually these smokers fell into disbelief by the sewing politicians. The sophomores made an attempt this year to revive the old class smokers. The senior class has had a woeful lack this year of class gatherings, or class business meetings. The only sign that the class has made thus far is that a meeting was held; it was the reception given with the aid of the Alumni Association to the returned alumni at the time of the Nebraska-Kansas football game. Editor Daily Kansan; The tobacco habit as a whole, whether it be of the cigar, pipe or cigarette variety is a dirty, disgusting habit. "Smoker," in a recent communication compared the use of tobacco by men to that of powder by women. I believe, myself, that the use of any cosmetic by women is foolish, but it isn't really harmful as far limiting a woman's health is concerned. We know that the use of tobacco does ruin a man's health for statistics show how nicotine has dwarfed and stunted growing boys and that the tobacco is breaking down the human body made too broad a statement as to the genuineness of the sentiments expressed by other co-eds. I have been widely associated with the women here in the University for years. I have met them and grown to know them, W. S. G., Y. W. C. A., I have met and grown to know others through my membership in the W. S. G., A. and I can truthfully say that the most of the woman student body is clean-hearted and wholesome. I wrote the article for this column some time ago signaled that I had a great word that I wrote without mawkish sentimentality. I heartily feel that a strong endeavor should be made to discourage the use of tobacco among University men and I would like to see K. U, known all over the country as a University with backbone enough to establish principles and live up to them. The arguments pro and con concerning smoking have interested me very much. Some very good sentiments have been expressed by the coeds, and I think that they prove that girls can think and debate. In a recent communication by "An Amateur Woman" I adverbially much the stand she took on some points, but I don't like to see any woman sanction the tobacco habit by defending the "poor down-trodden cigarette." —"Still Spiney." DOWN WITH CONVENTION To the Editor of this Polite Magazine To the Editor of the Daily Kansan: I want to take off my coat. I'm hot. My old felt hat is dirty and shapeless. My cool, clean imitation panama is still soaked in water. My arm is smothering from this recent doings of old Sol but what really melts down my collars is the thought of this conventionalism that makes a man a mark of ridicule or dubs him from the real world, brings parts from the island to the useful. This is true not only in the present instance but many others as well. When I say that I would rather take my socks from the to a picture show I believe I am expressing sentiments of many others. But no, you must take her to a nickle and buy a coke because that is what every one else does. Some think it is adorable; some think it shirts; others are afraid to say "Hello" to the girl who sat in the next seat through a semester of agony in Spanish because they had no introduction. No one needs to get fresh clothes to all use all use some common sense. Mere Man. A freshman, with confidence blessed. Found studies so irksome a pest They came but were ranked four abreast. That he stalled for his ones, Made only by runs. A sophomore, wise girl had Had wanted a date, Oh so bad! He asked her to go To a Bowersock show A sophomore, wise little lad Had wanted a date. Oh so bad! To a Bowersock show But horrors, no letter from dad! Stude: "I want my hair cut" Barber: "Any special way?" Stude: "Yes, off."-Widow. WANT ADS FOR SALE — Horwood Guitar, lady's size, god as new. A beautiful instrument. At a bargain price. In the Diamond Decal Hall. Phone Bell 700. 153-3 YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN with selling ability can carn big wages during vacation. Straight legitimate proposition. Come up and let me tell you how. C. W, Carman, Merchants Bank Building. 150-10 FOR SALE—Aster plants. Five cents a dozen. All colors, separate or mixed. 927 Ind. Call 1709J. Bell. 159. FOR RENT—House at 1406 Tennessee street. Fine for fraternity or club house. Call L. W. Cazier, 2766 Bell. 153-5 FOR RENT—June 12th, 14 room house with 2 baths and hall. Suitable for fraternity or sorority at 1231 La St. Also modern house with four rooms. Furnished by furnished W. at 1417 Ky S. Call Bell 1428. 153-3 CLASSIFIED Book Store KEEELER'S STORE, 839 Maas ST. Typewriters for sails or rent. Typewriter and School supplies. Typewriter and bound books. 10c. Pictures and Picture framing. ED. 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Attorney at law. 743 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas. DR. H, W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist. 216 Perkins Bldg. Lawrence, Kansas. C. E. ORBLIDP M. D. Dick Bldg. Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist. All glass work guaranteed. Successor to Dr. Hamman. Bring your old suit to me and get twice as much for it. Money loaned on valuables. ABE WOLFSON 637 Mass. St. ASK FOR and GET HORLICK'S THE ORIGINAL MALTED MILK Cheap substitutes cost YOU same price. The University of Chicago HOME additional addition to resident work, offers also an instruction by correspondence. STUDY For detailed information, visit U. of C. (Ox.) J. Chicago, III. 26th Year U. of C. (Ox.) J. Chicago, III. Kirkcaldy Tower 2 for 95¢ Ashby-2-in. Lexicon-2-in. ARROW COLLAR spring style, in two heights CULETT PEABODY & CO. INC. MARKERS BIG VACATION MONEY! All students and teachers, men and women, who wish profitable and congenial employment for this summer, should write at once to The University Faculties Ass'n", 134 W, 29th Street, New York City Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository A. G. ALRICH THESIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards Typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St. PROTSCH The College Tailor Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. Consider Your Acquaintances Kansas Advertiser: When your advertisement appears in this paper, you are associating with neither a patent medicine fakir, a whiskey dealer nor a manufacturer of cigarettes. The news of your store appears alongside that of other reputable firms, whose owners you take pride in meeting as friends. Kansas Readers: The editorial and news columns of this paper are no cleaner than are the columns devoted to advertising. It is our aim to tell the truth in the news. We demand that our advertisers do the same. You can look through the Kansan any day in the year and see there the store news of merchants whom you take pride in introducing as your friends. And That's Why Kansan Advertising Brings Big Results UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THEATRE VARSITY Owen Moore and Dorothy Gish IN Little Noeng's Romance 5 Parts Little Neena's Romance TOMORROW-Clara Kimball Young in "The Feast of Life" You and Your Gift CONSIDER carefully the gift you send. When you give a gift you place yourself in a constant presence of the recipient. The gift should be one that will always do you credit. The pieces forming our stock are particularly adapted for such gifts. Each piece must receive the careful consideration of three exacting persons, themaker, ourselves and you. To pass this rigid test the piece must be right in every particular. Do the gifts you send come from this store? Ye Shop of Quality 911 Mass. St. Gustafson n Ye Shop of Quality 911 Mass. St. Gustafson Big Ben Big Ben QUILL PLANS A REUNION|ASSISTS RISING CHEMISTS Quill Club held a meeting in Fraser Hall last night and elected the following officers for next year: Gall Hall, chancellor; Lita Batte, vicechancellor; Longahaugh, treasurer; Lula McCanless, corresponding secretary and Jeanne Kirkendall, recording secretary. Election of Next Year's Officers Also Held Plans were made for a reunion of all former members of the club on the afternoon of June 6 in Fraser Hall Quill is the oldest of the departmental clubs and about seventy-live are expecting to attend the reunion. Prof. E. M. Hopkins, chancellor of the national organization made a statement in regard to the affiliation of Hopkins with the national writing fraternity of loose organization. "On account of the fact that the American College Quill refuses to throw over its name for the organization, these organizations have thus far been unsuccessful." According to the Ohio State Lantern, the Ohio State University is suffering from a plague of toads. The amphibians are said to be everywhere over the campus, on the sidewalks and in the grass, so that it is difficult to keep from stepping on them. It is not reported that the toads hang from trees on silk threads, or crawl down peoples' necks however. All members desiring a photograph of last year's club may obtain them from Prof. E. M. Hopkins for seventy-five cents. Plenty of time left to get you Commencement suit made. Schulz.— Adv. Nothing like Butter Krust bread for that picnic lunch. Dunmires.— Adv. New York Club Offers Substantial Scholarships The Chemist's Club of New York is offering two scholarships to assist financially deserving young men in the fields of either industrial chemistry or chemical engineering, which yields an income of $500 a year is endowed by Dr. Victor G. Bloede, a manufacturing chemist of Baltimore, and the Hoffmann scholarship, given by Dr. William F. Hoffmann, gives an income of $400 a The minimum qualifications are a satisfactory high school training with substantial work in chemistry, physics, or college entrance requirements. Preference will be given to students who have had additional academic work in subjects forming a foundation in chemistry and chemical engineering. Miss Maude Gafney of Winfield is visiting her brother, Ray Gafney. She says that K. U. has the most campus of any school she has visited. NEWS ENGLISH IS GOOD Raymond A. Fagan, a graduate student, went to Kansas City Mondays to consult with the doctors at the hospital where he was been ill for a wek with tonsillitis. Inquiries should be addressed to Scholarship Committee of the Chem- ical Building, First Street, New York City. Applications should be in before June 1, 1916. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. When you want good bread buy Butter Krust at Dumunire's.-Adv. Superior to That of Average Person Says Aggie Professor Frank Strong. Newspaper English is superior to that used by the average person. The newspaper is an unconscious but potent teacher of English, asserts Robyn Ritter that students should understand the English language in the Kansas State Agricultural College. "Newpaper English," says Professor Conover, "is a phrase repeated with parrot like inflection by persons who have accepted it as an epithet applicable to any mistake in English that occurs in a newspaper. This phenomenon is its meaning common mistakes in the use of language. It was meant originally to describe a certain peculiarity in the use of language not restricted to newspapers, but reaching its worst and most absurd development in them. After this absurd, high scissors die suddenly and most of good taste was recognized and it has now disappeared except from the extreme provincial papers. "Within recent years the use of schools of journalism and courses in journalism has come as the result of the feeling among older newspaper men for the profession of journalism should be put upon a professional basis. "It may be said that there has been steady improvement in newspaper English. This is shown in clear, concise, and honest use of words; in simpler and more direct sentences, and in conscious attention to the higher or more difficult elements of style." WOMEN'S ERA REACHES U Will be on Student Day Program Students of political science expect that woman will occupy her full sphere in the political field with the coming of equal suffrage. Without the aid of women's suffrage, the universities are setting the pace for the country by electing women to more responsible positions. Two women are now presidents of classes in the University of Wisconsin. A woman is to represent the College in the student day exercises here for the first time this year. For the first time in its history, the Daily Kansan was edited this semester by a woman. After the rains last Sunday the air was so clear that a perfect view of the Kaw and Wakurasai valleys could be obtained from the Hill. There was none of the ordinaries, and objects stood out on the landscape with remarkable distinctness. At one point southeast of the campus, where the crest of the hill is said to be between fourteen buildings, two smaller objects could be distinguished so clearly that they did not appear to be more than two or three miles away. About dusk every evening an interesting performance takes place around the big brick air flue at the building where they live. There are great many swallows who have evidently appropriated the chimney for their sleeping headquarters, dip and dive in and out of it in a sportive manner in a considerable time before they retire. Dean L. E. Sayre, of the School of Pharmacy is in Kansas City this week attending the meetings of the Kansas State Pharmaceutical Association "An excellent silk hat—just the thing you need, young men. How much am I offered?" shouted Harold Hall again of the steps of Green Hall this morning. Y. W. C. A. held a "get acquainted" meeting at Myers Hall, Tuesday afternoon at 4:30 o'clock. Ida Perry, '16 College, read "Patsy," by Kate Douglas Wiggins. The reception committee served punch and wafers. Up went the bidding until the hat brought the munificent price of two, fifty-five, five cents of which went to the auctioneer. Quill Club held a meeting at Fraser Hall last night and elected the following officers for next year: Gall Hail, chancellor; Lita Battley, vice-chancellor; Hazel Longabaught, treasurer; Lula Canless, corresponding secretary and Jeanne Kirkendall, recording secretary. The Forty Club will give its fare- wife party at Woodland Park Satur- day "Two dollars," answer done. "Two dollars I am offered. Who will make it two and a quarter?" continued the auctioneer. PLAN REUNION, JUNE 6 AND ELECT OFFICERS We have all kinds of sandwich filling including Blue Hill and Pimento Cheese, imported ground Swift cheese, cheeseburgers, smoked chicken and also Olive Salad. Dunnies—Adv. Plans were made for a reunion of all former members of the club on the afternoon of June 6, in Praser where the club had set up partimental clubs and about seventy-five persons are expecting to attend the reunion. CURSES!! CIRCUS CANT CAPTURE COY CO-EDS. Dislike Dainty Dressing Dens. "No circus life for me," decided the fair participants in the May Fete Forty women with forty suit-cases attempted to dress, undress, redress and address in a 12 by 12 tent. The day was dark and warm. There was but one mirror. There was a window that fouly beauty spots to stick above forty? dimples and forty pairs of eyes to pencil. It wasn't "You're next," but "I'm next." Above the chorus of, "Gimme a pin" "This lip stick tastes like" "Where's my shoes? "Geo There something crawling?" "Go there a faint Anno Domino floated from a cor- ner occupied by Greek maidens. A musing muse amused herself knocking measuring worms from the Golden Butterfly as she hooked up the Rainbow. Meanwhile a Rose swayed and tossed in order to catch a glimpse of her youthful bloom, mirrored above the grape handledness of a Bacchante, to keep the ten faint shut while the High Priestess rehearsed lighting the incense. The overpowering odors overcame the Three Graces and the East Wind was hailed to revive her. Between acts, that 12 by 12 was worse than ever, so why should our children be exposed? THEY MOLD KANSAS CLAY Fine Arts Students Work In Haworth Hall The class is just finishing a handsome "Alma Mater" lining cup for the K. U. Alumni club at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. There are a number of loyal K. U. people at Pittsburg who have formed an Alma Mater club. They are prosperous enough to own a house and evidently they have retained considerable sentiment for K. U. at least they receive an order to travel to a department for a cup made of clay from Mount Orbend. All of the clay used in this department is of Kansas origin, most of it coming from near Hoisington. This is where the advanced class in applied design works. Their particular feat is making cunning little ornaments, such as bowls, mugs, tea cups, trumpets and those of other truly artistic triumphs and all are extremely attractive. Tacked off in the lower regions of Haworth功, wasting its sweetness on the desert air, is one of the most interesting laboratories on the Miss M. L. Benson is the instructor in this department and has under her supervision Miss Schmidt, Elizabeth McCellan and Luella Corey. Miss McCellan is not enrolled in the University but comes from her home in Topeka on Tuesday and Thursday to take this course. Miss Schmidt graduates this spring and hopes to do interior decorating after leaving school. Miss Corey finishes this year and intends to teach home economics. Because of the Pharmaceutical Association meetings in Kansas City this week the department of pharmacy is taking a vacation. Most of the faculty and a large number of the students in the department who are attending the meetings will not return until Thursday. We have the largest assortment of "Local View" post cards in the city; also booklet of books and large books of books. Wolf's Book Store—Ady. Send the Daily Kansas home to the folks. Did you ever meet a pathetic old man who could have made better investments than endowment insurance, but didn't? Sanitation, Convenience and Cost Will be Considered As the result of recent and thorough canvass of the student rooming houses of Lawrence, lists of rooms are being prepared under the auspices of the University Health Service. The team will be available for consultation to those desiring rooms, upon application to the parties named below. ROOMS ARE TO BE LISTED The houses will be classified so far as possible according to conveniences, sanitation and service, so as to enable students the more readily to learn and to be acquainted to their ability to pay and their comfort are concerned. L. S. Broughly When completed the lists may be seen by consulting the following: Registrar George O. Foster; Huzo Kuguo; M. M. O. McGuffey; Miss Ann Gettens, secretary of the Y. W. C. A. and officers at the University hospital. A K, U. Graduate Is Trying To Solve Problem DYE CHEMISTS NEEDED "The dye industry in this country s growing and the demand for dye chemists is steadily increasing," said department of chemistry, this morning. New Board for Potter's "The scarcity of dyes at present is due to the fact that all imports are out off and that brokers are holding them for higher prices. Fifty to seventy per cent of our dyes are imported. The annual output of dyes in the field is about 15,000 tons; mostly the staple colors. blue, red, etc. "A K. U., graduate, Otto Mallus, 13, is at the Mellin Institute, University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburg, Pa, where he expects to work with problems connected with coal tar distillation and the manufacture of dyes." A new springboard for Potter Lake has been ordered by the department of physical education and will be put in place as soon as it arrives. The new board has been needed for some time as the one that is in place is cracked diagonally along its length and is on side. The new board will be in place before the water is warm enough for swimming to be popular with the majority. Mrs. Taylor Riddle, of Marion, who has been visiting her daughter Helen, met Mrs. Taylor Riddle accompanied her mother to Topeka, where they will visit friends. STUDENTS MAKE POTTERY Geologists Test Samples of Kansas Clay New samples of clays from various parts of the state have been received at the clay working laboratory in Haworth Hall, and are being analyzed and tested to discover their possible uses. There are also several students working upon clays that have been tested and found to be suitable for pottery. The clay that is being used by these students is mostly from samples from the western and southwestern parts of the state. Samples that have been made to be good for pottery are being worked up into various kinds of earthware. Because he "can't loose touch with the University," William Wiedemann, the proprietor of "Wiedie's" for forty-seven years, has sent us in a subscript to him, "and I am Wiedemann who has for years been so intimately connected with the students and their "dates" as they strolled into his confectionery, that row, since he has retired from business, he does not want to drop out of student life. He is very interested in that subject, that he may know what K. U. students, past and present are doing. A small lump of clay from a mining district in Arkansas was left at Haworth Hall last week by a miner who had been working in that state. The samples that he carried were examined by one of the professors of mining engineering, and one of the lumps of clay greatly interested him, but none will be analyzed and burned in the pottery kiln of the clay laboratory. The results of the tests on other samples received lately are not ready to be published, according to Paul Tector, analyst in charge of the laboratory. Students in the class of entomology took an excursion to the Wakurasra river Thursday afternoon in search of specimens upon which to practice their skills, and about 2100 from Snow Hall and did not return until late in the evening. Even the life of a student of entomology has its drawbacks. While searching for bugs and other animal forms along the banks of the Wakaraura river Thursday some one stole seeds from the banks of dents so that when lunch came they were forced to the simple menu of wienies and bananas. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. Mr. Professor, was it your wife talking, probably with bowed head? Was she lamenting the fact that the house in which you are now living is not your own? Was It Your Wife? "No, We Are Renting" Of all sad words of tongue or—etc., etc. Really, those are sad ones. I have the lots in the University Place Addition—just where you want to be—two blocks south of the campus, on the car line, away from the noisy part of town, connected with water, gas and sewer. I am willing to build you the kind of a home you and your wife have been dreaming about; build it just the way you plan it; build it exactly according to your specifications—and allow you to pay for it in small monthly installments, amounting to a little more each month than rent. If you are interested in progressing, we had better get together right away and in a few years Let's Build Together Call me up tomorrow on the phone and then stop in and let's talk the matter over. We are both concerned. You Will Own a Home 1046 Mass. C. E. FRIEND Phones 42 Arrow Shirts-guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl MISSOURI-KANSAS BASE BALL FRIDAY 3:45 O'CLOCK SATURDAY 4:30 O'CLOCK 9th INVITATION HIGH SCHOOL TRACK MEET SATURDAY, MAY 20 STARTS 1:30 O'CLOCK BASE BALL GAME AT 4:30 CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES EVERYBODY OUT! TICKETS 50 CENTS FOR THE TWO BIG ATTRACTIONS UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN DO YOU KNOW K. U.? Then You Can Answer These Fundamental Questions About the University What constitutes a great University is one that will hold you for a while. If you can answer it to the satisfaction of the crowds and the educators, then you will have done something that people have been trying to do. They've had a lot of many discussions and drawn a line for the present generation to toe. But there is one thing certain. Those universities that have been more generally acknowledged great have had more traditions and widely known history than we have at the University of Kansas. There are names and places held dear by the whole student body in other institutions which mean more than a mere name. Our lack of tradition is not due to a lack of sentiment, it is because of a wanton ignorance of the early history of the University and some of the stories connected with its founding. If you think that you are up on University history look over these questions which are all fundamental and see how many of them you can answer with any degree of accuracy. If you think that you are one of those students who are building up an "esprit de corps" here at the University. What, when and by whom were the first steps taken towards establishing an institution of higher learning in the State of Kansas? When was the present site of the University chosen? What was the first University building, buildings that will remain main campus? The second? The second? When was the first act passed by the Legislature organizing the University, and what was its first government? In what month and year did University classes convene for the first time? Who was the first chancellor of the University? What was the first University building, and how was it built? How many acres of ground on the University campus at Lawrence? At Rosewood. How many buildings, both for instruction and service, are on the campus at Lawrence? How many were donations from individuals? When was the present government of the University adopted? What is How many chancellors has the University had since its founding? Nane How many schools are connected with university and what degrees granted How many students have received degrees from the University of Kannan Name five prominent men, gradates of the University of Kansas. When as the first wing of the Administration building built, and what is the proposed cost of the entire building? There are a hundred other questions that would be almost as fair, but these are fundamental, and there is not a catch question in the bunch. The Kansan will print the answers to these questions in the near future. One of the featuring features of the May Fete Saturday afternoon was the dancing of a little four-year old chap, who inspired by the lyrical music and the Greek dancers escaped from his mother and began to throw his arms in the air and skip joyfully about. Lloyd Scott and Verne Griffith, stud ents at Baker University visited friends on the Hill and attended the track meet at Haskell Monday. The old-fashioned way of pulling teeth was practiced by the proprietor of the K. u. shoe shop last week when he tied a string to the offending tooth and the other end to a nail over the door. After the repeated efforts, during which the string slipped off each toe, the shoe-maker who attempted to do the job. The student was a poor dentist, and the牙 was firm, as a result of which the shee-maker has a tale of woe to tell all of the patrons of his shop. Classses which tried to meet out-of-doors under the shade trees during the past week found it anything but pleasant. Slick, slimy worms, little fuzzy caterpillers, and a variety of multi-colored creeping bugs took a keen delight in exploding into their skins to such an extent that most of the recitations were interspersed with little feminine shrieks and much jumping around. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. Of course you'll want to go home looking right. Let Schulz fit you.— Adv. We have some ripe olives in ten cent cans especially nice for that picnic lunch. Dunnire's.-Adv. LOST-An An S. A. E. pin. Finder please return to the Kansa office. Where They Learn to be Doctors 中南民族大学建筑学院 上图:建筑模型展示了一处规划整齐的社区建筑布局,下图:社区内工作人员在办公区域交流。 UNDER THE LIGHT OF A HEADLIGHT, MEN AND WOMEN IN HOSPITALS SITTING AT TABLES. ANNOUNCEMENTS The University Orchestra will give its last concert for this year Thursday evening, May 18, in Fraser Hall, at 8:00 p. m. MEN—B dressed right Commencement week. Ask Schulz.-Adv. Frank Strong. Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once at her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. The Botany Club will hold its annual picnic Wednesday evening, May 17, in the grove east of Woodland Park. Letters from the Alumni will be available at North South Park at 6 o'clock. See Miss Frances McCune in regard to the eats. "Moore's Safety" and Sheaffer fountain pens—"Eversharp" pencils will make useful Graduation presents. Wolf's Book Store—Adv. Estes Park students will hold a rally Wednesday evening at 5:30. All students ho have attended the Y, M, and Y, W, C, A. conferences and those who expect to go this year are joined by the applause on golf links. The first cabinets of the two Associations are asked to attend the meeting. Admission to the Women's Formal is twenty-five cents a couple. Get your ticket by Thursday or Friday at the latest, so the committee can arrange for the number of guests. Gladys Elliott. Senior Invitations may be secured by those who ordered them, at the Fraser check stand on Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday mornings. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. The K. U. Anti-Cigarette League will hold a meeting Thursday evening at 8 o'clock, in room 108, Fraser. The league will be for the coming year. Important. Forty Club Dance—Woodland Park Saturday night. All members expected. All Graduate students are requested to meet in Room 202 Administration, Thursday, May 18 at 12:30; to elect a Student Day Speaker. Sigma Xi will meet Thursday, May 18 at 8 o'clock at the Puilson house. BELL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL THEY ARE IN A BIG HURRY That's Why Some Profs Ride Their Bikes Who are the men in the faculty who ride bicycles? There are three of them, Professors U. G. Mitchell, I. E. Todd and M. E. Rice. Why do they ride them? Simply because they can cover the ground faster than by walking. When they were younger perhaps they tried to do tricks on them, and run races, but those days are over. "My first bicycle was a hundred and thirty-five dollar Columbia which I bought way back in '92," said Prof. U. G. Mitchell. "The tires were made of solid rubber and the frame of handled steel. There was prac- tice taken out our garage." Later I had these tires replaced by pneumatics when they came in. "I still ride a bicycle when I am in a hurry to go any place. Generally I take it up the Hill with me when I have reasons to hurry home after there. There is no transferring or waiting for cars when I have my bike." Professor Todd has been riding a bicycle for twenty-two years. He says that he finds it about as easy as walking and much faster. The rims of his first bicycle were made of iron instead of wood as they are now. A severe case of measles is keeping James Akright, of Sterling, a freshman in the College from attending his classes. Mr. and Mrs. Hilton, of Cottonwood Falls, stopped off here Monday to visit at the Sig Alph house. They were on their way to Kansas City. The library is unusually thicky populated the last few weeks by freshmen who are reading short stories for their final themes. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. Get it at the Dress doesn't make the man; neither does a frame make the picture But an artistic frame is a valuable asset to a well-taken photograph Let us help you in the next selection Squires'.—Adv. FOR Your Favorite Magazine Varsity Magazine Shop THE HANDY PLACE Klein and Pathe Feature Comedies Pathe Weekly AND TODAY'S ATTRACTIONS AT THE BOWERSOCK "The Strange Case of Mary Page" Bring your laugh muffler. MISS DAWSON IN RECITAL Tomorrow — Wm. H. Crane in "David Harum" The fourth graduating recital of the School of Fine Arts will be a piano recital given tonight by Helen Dawson, assisted by Miss Laura Parrot, a contratoer from Kansas City. He is a member of this year's class. Program Tonight By Fine Arts School Senior Miss Lucy Parrott, who graduated from the School of Fine Arts in 1913, is a sister of the assisting contralto and will be here to accompany her. The program is as follows: Ballade, F major... C1 Ballade, F major...Chopin Carnival Prank...Schumann Miss Dawson Oh rendimi ...Rossi Prelude . . . . . Miss Dawson Habanera (from "Carmen")...Bizet Miss Parrott Beautiful Blue Danube, Concert Arabesques . . . . . Schultz-Evle Miss Dawson Miss Parrott Der Schmelz Brehms Brahms Bonts sail on the Rivers. Homer Davis J. A. Cormack Concerto in A minor ... MacDowell Andante Cantabile Miss Dawson Miss Dawson Second piano, Prof. C. A. Preyer. Student Volunteers, an organization interested in foreign mission work, picnicked at Woodland, Tuesday evening. Business was combined with art and science students, who number about 26, are organized to study missions in the foreign field, with the object of entering the foreign field in the future. When a large bottle of benzoyl chloride was spilled in the basement storeroom in the chemistry building a few days ago, the room had to be closed for three days before anyone could enter. Some thoughtless student attempted to take the bottle from the shelf by means of the cork, and probably was surprised to see the bottle seperate itself from the cork. Benzoyl-chloride is a very odoriferous compound. Your friends can buy anything you can give them—except your photograph. Have it taken at Squires' Studio.—Adv. Come to Us for Your KODAKS A fresh stock of films for your Kodak, as well as Film Tanks, Velox paper, chemicals and all other supplies. Step in and see us. Our knowledge of photography is entirely at your service, and we will gladly develop and finish your pictures promptly and with painstaking care. Evans Drug Store Kodak Dealers 819 Mass. Friends of Bernard Gillespie, were glad to see him in Lawrence again even for a few days. He left the University last semester and has been interested in a copper mine near Chelsea, where he stays only a short time Mr. Gillespie thinks he will be able to return for the Beta's Spring party. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. Copyright 1916. A. B. Kirschbaum Co Copyright 1916 Why don't you let Schulz make your Commencement suit?—Adv. The Regent— a patch pocket unlined model—made by Kirschbaum silk trimmed $20 JOHNSON & CARL Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl A Graduation Gift for "The Sweet Girl Graduate" COFFEE TABLE What could make a more appreciated or fitting graduation gift than a Cedar Chest? A Cedar Chest is something that will be used and appreciated for years to come. Something that is of real value, and yet is beautiful and appropriate. The Cedar Chests in our stock are all built to combine beauty with utility. To see them will convince you of the former, while our guarantee stands back of the latter. They are strongly built of the best cedar wood, moisture-proof, and moth-proof to the last degree. You will be convinced by a visit to our store. C.S. Strachan FURNITURE 808-810 Mass. St. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII STUDENTS WILL SPEAK NUMBER 155. Absolutely Uucensored Opinion to be Given by Speakers Tomorrow SCRIBES GET A SPEAKER Journalist Students Will be Allowed a Representative Faculty members who have not been on their best behavior for the past few weeks are shaking in their boots today, for tomorrow is the one day when the various schools will send speakers to a special convocation to voice the sentiments of the tree from fear of faculty censorship. Ten-thirty classes meet at 11:30 tomorrow; 11:30 classes meet at 12 o'clock because of Students' Day. Students Day has become one of the few traditions of the University of Kansas, and the plans are practically centered on Chapel tomorrow morning at 10:30 o'clock. The engineers, laws, college, pharmacies and medics will gather in crowds and the chapel will ring with the ceremony and the yells of the individual schools. As has been the custom in the past the Sachems, the senior honorary society, will announce their members for the coming year. The Chancellor's representative will have the honor of announcing the names this year, and will be the only faculty member who will have any place on the program. There will also be the announcement of another organization, the named and membership will not be disclosed until that time. SCRIBES REPRESENTED The journalism department will be represented on the program for the first time. A petition presented to the Student Council at their regular meeting last Tuesday, was granted, and a commitment will be chosen some time today. 2.4.1 A WOMAN SPEAKER Coach Beau Olcott will speak to the students during the early part of the program. His talk will be along Athletic lines, urging the students to do what they can to bring the better athletes to Kansas, and making a plea for their support of the various teams. JUNK WILL BE THERE Student Day this year will be marked by an innovation in the way of speakers. A woman, Miss Ada Dykes, has been chosen to do the speaking for the college. This is the first time that a woman has ever been on the program of Student Day speakers, and the Laws and the Engineers are still doubting if it can be done. Some of them have gone so far as to state that Miss Dykes should not be allowed to speak, and thus break a custom of many years. Miss Dykes, a Kamaan pointer this morning said that she was going to speak nevertheless, and that she was going to try to voice the sentiments of both the men and the women in the college. Despite the fact that the track team will go to Manhattan tomorrow at noon, both junk Herriott, president of the Student Council, and Humpty Dumpty, a student who works in pharmacy, will be on the program. Herriott will open the convocation and introduce the first few speakers and Campbell will be given an early place on the program so that both of these students can join him with the rest of the track team. The program for tomorrow as arrived by President Herriott is as follows: Crimson and the Blue Announcement of Sachems for coming year. James Vauter—School of Engineering. Joseph Campbell—School of Pharmacy Fred Whitten—School of Law. Ada. Dykes—College. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, THURSDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 18, 1916 Remeth Unil—Schools' M mketchk Speaker from Journalism department Mr. Charles G. Hamilton, of Pleasanton, is visiting his son John Hamilton, C. 16, at the Kapna Sigma house in Nassau Tuesday and intends to stay till Saturday. Professor Flint Lectures Prof. L, N. Flint, of the department of journalism, delivered a lecture to the members of the Commercial Club at Ottawa last night on the subject, "What's the Matter With Your Advertising?" Prof. Arthur MacMurray, of the department of Public Speaking, will deliver Commencement addresses at Council Grove, May 22; Liberal, May 23; Concordwood Falls, May 25; Rosebok, May 26 and Osceola June 2. GLEE CLUB TO ATCHINSON PLAN FOR K. C. TRI The Men's Glee Club, accompanied by Prof. William B. Downing, will leave Friday afternoon for Atchison the concert in a concert. The concert will be similar given here a month ago. Fred Pausch, C.18 is the only member of the Glee Club who comes from Atchico. Prof. William F.A.16 will play the accompaniment. "We are making plans to go to Kansas city next week and give a concert," said Paul Sautter, president of the Glee Club, this morning. ALUMNI TO GIVE FARCE Collegiate Alumni Association Presents "Omelet and Oatmealia" Tonight Shakespeare Tercentenary will be celebrated tonight with the farce, "Omelet and Oatmellia," a parody on Hamlet and Ophilia, by the Association of the College Alumnae at the Unitarian church, at 8:15 o'clock. The all-star cast is composed of seventeen women of the faculty and of Cast: Prologue, Miss Ester Swenson. Omitlet, Miss Helen Hoopes. Oatmaline, Miss West. King Fraudius, Miss Nadine Now Milk-queen, Miss Esther Swenson. Chanticleer, Mrs. P. H. Chalkley. Bolognin, Mrs. J. C. Sundwald. Baconius, Mrs. S. D. Daines. Tostum, Mrs. E. B. Stouffer. Postum, Mrs. E. M. Briggs. Sunny Jim, Mrs. Bennet Allen. Johnny Dumps, Mrs. Ralph Carter. Soldiers Gladys Ellott. Soldiers, Mrs. E. M. Briggs and Miss Avis Talcott. Chef, Miss Agnes Thompson, Accompanist, Mrs. Maud Cook Andersen The play is a takeoff on canned goods and breakfast foods. Chanticleer, king of Illville, is overthrown by Fraudus, dressed to represent a can of boneless chicken. Omllet falls love with Outmeat, who not as artful as the Palms. Oats, Oatcakes,alia becomes insane and bursts. Songs appropriate to the theme are song from "The Palms" to "Little Brown Jug." Only women will be admitted to the play. It is one of the few opportunities for the women to see their instructors give an entertainment of their own. The farce was given with great success in Kansas City last winter. Mrs. Ona Winant Borland, of Kansas City, is the author and has consented to use this material in the unique costumes used in the presentation of the play in Kansas City. The purpose of giving the play is to raise money for a scholarship. For ten years the Association has given a scholarship, raising the money by charging dues and giving alumnae dinners. With this new venture the committee hopes to offer more than one scholarship. "The fact that the Unitarian church seats only about 200 persons makes it advisable for those who do not already have tickets to come to the church early in order to obtain a ticket. Hearty chairman of the ticket committee this morning. The tickets are twenty-five cents." THE FINE ARTS WILL FEED Preyeryerskinoff and Skilltonof fonz Will Sing Tryo Music composed especially for this occasion by Sweeniniky, Greesingop-ler and others. The music is dedicated. Preyeryerkis吼kand Shiltonoffonz will sing a Tryo. Other numbers will be announced during the evening performance that are guarded. Eats, stunts fun and laughter will all go to make up the finest Fine Art dinner ever given at the University. Everyone interested in music is invited. The big feed will start at 6 p. m. in the Gym. The evening's entertainment has been prepared with great care and with no rogerian adornment will be reflected on the menu but don't forget the fifty cents. Illa Hillan and Vera Furze, both C.19 will be the guests of Miss Hillan's sister, Mrs. W. B. Dickinson of Independence, Mo., over Sunday. Jennie Weaver and Marie Purcell of Prof. Arthur MacMurray's class in Oral Interpretation II will give their lecture recitals Saturday morning May 26 at 9:30 o'clock. Miss Weaver will on "Nixon Waterman" and Purcell on "James Whitcomb Riley, the children's poet." Another Recital Mr. and Mrs. F. S. Bowlby of Mastoma visited their daughter Alice Bowley C.18, Sunday and Monday, where their way home from Kansas City. Married George Stanley Kansas City Last Tuesday NAISMITH ELOPES READY FOR MANHATTAN BACK IN SCHOOL TODAY Parents Read News in Mornin Times On their return both went to classes the same as usual, and according to present plans both will continue their studies. He goes to the library is a freshman .D Stanley is a junior in the School .t medicine. He goes to Rosedale t t February to complete his work .d they have not met because they will be at home. This announcement printed in the license column of the Times for Wednesday was the first word Dr. and Mrs. Naismith received of their daughter, Miss Margaret Naismith's marriage in Kansas City Tuesday afternoon, when she arrived at the School of Medicine. It was the first intimation to them that there had been a wedding in the family, for the couple had gone quietly to Kansas City City Tuesday morning on the eight-third, were married at the Presbyterian parsonage, and returned home on Friday. The couple o'clock train. Both gave Kansas City as their address but both live in Lawrence. MORNING PRAYERS "George B. Stanley, Kansas City, Kansas City," Margaret N. Maiselmith, Kansas City, 20. PROFS PLEASE SENIORS Members of the faculty will wear academic costumes at the formal commencement exercises on Wednesday June 7, thus complying with the request of the seniors who have urged this movement. Seventy-five members of the faculty have already expressed their willingness and desire to wear academic costumes and will probably sign up later. Each professor will wear the hood which shows the colors of his University and the degree which he obtained. It was at the request of the seniors the petition was started. They feel the importance of the faculty by the faculty will add more dignity to the occasion and will lift the faculty to the place of esteem which is being exercised. The institution exercises more impressive. Faculty Agrees to Wear Caps and Gowns Commencement Prof. E. M. Briggs, chairman of the committee, urges those faculty members who have not given their orders, to attend the opening session of Room of the Gymnasium as soon as possible. He will be there from 10:30 to 12:30 a. m. and 2:30 to 4:30 p. m. In addition, he will be waiting late, the orders must go in the first part of next week without fail. All the large universities observe this custom, and the students are all all the same. Day Week of May 15 to 19 Leader: The Rev. Paul Dansing- berg, Pastor All Souls Unitarian church, Kansas City Mo. START FINALS ON MONDAY Pan-hellenic Schedule Not Yet Completed The elements have been against the P. H. League and due to the incessant rain of the past few weeks game after game has had to be postponed because the team had badly distorted from its original form and several of the teams have been unable to play a game. This fact makes is difficult to predict the win-loss-cup which is offered each year by Allie Carrol to the champions. The Forecast: Showers tonight and probably Friday, gradually rising temperature. The baseball season for the teams of the Pan-hellenic league is rapidly drawing to a close. The committee on schedule has arranged the following games to wind up the year's schedule and to decide which fraternity has the peer of the baseball teams: Sigma Delta Chi, tonight, Kanza house, 7:45. Week of May 15 to 19 Monday, May 22, Winner of first division vs. winner of third division. Tuesday, May 30, winner of above game vs. winner of second division. This game will decide the championship. Friday: "The Power of Expectancy." Markley Says Track Team I In Excellent Condition for Meet RODKEY IS MUCH BETTER freweeke Not in Condition for Friday's Contest With most of the men in excellent condition and the chances good for breaking a couple more University records, the track team will leave for Manhattan tomorrow morning, to withhold its usual dual meet with the Kansas Anglers. Trainer Markley said this morning that he is well pleased with the showing the men have been making this week, and that he feels sure that most of them will improve their own records in the contest on Friday. Rodkey is back in good condition, and has a good chance to lower his own half-mile record. His foot has improved rapidly of late and he says that he does not believe it will bother him any more this season. TWO MILE THE FEATURE The feature event of the games, however, will undoubtedly be the two-mile race. In the dual indoor meet, last winter Grady defeated the Aggle runner case after Statler had set so strong a pace in the first part of the race and thus caused Teeters to tire himself for the final sprint. The Aggle runner caught this time, however, for learned a valuable lesson in the former race. PATTINSON GOOD FOR TWELVE FEET Pattinson cleared the bar at twelve feet Wednesday afternoon and stands with good chances of doing even better than that. The bell is doped to carry off the other three points for Kansas in this event. Treweake is rounding in condition again under the careful work of trainer Markley and his injured leg (1) before Miller could arrive. Mr. Markley said this morning, however; that the jumper was in no condition to enter the Aggie contest. This will allow Frizzle 3 an easy victory in the match. Miller should be able to take second. Coach Hamilton feels optimistic about the coming event, but he says he is certain that the victory will not be an easy one, and that it is up to every man to enter into his event with the same determination that he will be expected to show in the Missouri Valley Meet at Columbia on May 27. ALUMNI BOARD ARRIVES Old Grads are Here to Investigate Conditions on Alma Mater Members of the Board of Alumni Visitors began to arrive early today. Mr. James V. Humphrey, 85, of Junction City, was the first to head the list of those present. Mr. W. Y. Morgan, '85, from Hutchinson, and Mrs. C. W. Smith, '76, from Topeka were the next to greet their Alma Mater. "We haven't gotten down to business yet," said Mr. Humphrey, when asked what plans they were going to discuss for the following year: "We're just having a good chat among ourselves this morning," he added. The majority of the board members are expected to arrive before evening. Each member is required at least five days of durability during the year, and those who come only at the time of the board meeting will be here for the full weekend for carrying on the summit business for ensuing year will be discussed in fall. Leland E. Fisk, '16 e. and Roy A. Reynolds, '16 C. returned Tuesday from the University of Oklahoma, where they installed a chapter of Sigma Gamma Epsilon, the national mining and geology fraternity. The chapter was installed with seventeen charter members. CHAPTER IN MINING FRAT INSTALLED AT OKLAHOMA The Sigma Gamma Epsilon fraternity was founded at the University last winter and it is the first national fraternity to be founded here. Mr. Fiske reports that the University of Oklahoma is growing fast. He was there in 1911 and at that time there were only about 400 students enrolled while now they have over 800. Now the geology is the strongest in the University department of mining and engineering, although small, is growing. Rotary Club Meets The Botany Club held its farewell picnic last night in Brown's Grove southwest of Lawrence. Forty-two members left the campus about 6 o'clock with the provisions for a big feast. A fire was built and the students were prepared. After he feed the evening was sped up in singing and story telling. Also letters from old members away from Lawrence were read. BAND LEAVES TOMORROW FOR CONCERT AT LINWOOD The University band, under the direction of J. C. McCanles will leave Friday evening on the 6 o'clock Union Pacific for Linwood, where they will give an open air concert that evening. The concert will be one of the features of the last day program for the Linwood schools and will be guests at the big picnic dinner to be given just before the concert. Through the courtesy of the people of Linwood all the expenses of the trip will be paid. They will bring the boys back in eight autos after the concert. Among the number on the program to be given are Faust, Fest Overture and a piccolo solo by Hubert Nutt. The Stuff of Laughter As Seen by the Critics Bv W. W. Caryle says, "But how much chaff there is in him; not but is there any wheat? It has always seemed peculiarly ironical to me that the notion some people have of being judiciously critical, involves a sort of superior intelligence very well, but I could have shown you a thing or two." I am so unfortunately constituted as to be lacking in the critical faculty, and hence entirely the wrong person to write at. What does it mean what belated opinion of the recent phantasy, "The Stuff of Laughter." Because, as I say, I can enjoy anything where I can see the maker in earnest self-expression; and many speeches, addresses, concerts, which have been written, have patronizing pooled, have nevertheless left my less delicate mind supplied with food for thought I am glad that there seems unanimous appreciation of the beauty and charm of Professor Nevin's music, which has had a great deal to do with his work. The music is the dancing, too, and the continuing aid given full and most deserved credit for their part in the final verdict of "Well done." But what of it,—if the staging of the Saturday night's performance was not perfect and one person must be both actor and stage-manager? I am not sure how to articulate such as the existed; but unfortunately, I was not troubled by them. I was appreciating the really fine acting of Miss Clark and Mr. Spotts, and sheer poetry of the lines, notably those spoken by the Fool. I have seen or read at least a thousand plays in or from ten or a dozen languages; plays of varied genres, but they are reaction and re-action of human jealousies, passions, littlenesses, and instinctive nobilities, my main interest in the finer literature of Life. The Elizabethan starkness and the profound but fragile symbolism of Mr. Shostac's poetry, married though it was in phrases by evident rhymes and metaphors, with emotional and voiceless, grateful for an evening of music, poetry, poignancy and pathos. I have not regretted that I lack the critical faculty. ARCHERY CONTEST FRIDAY Gustafson Offers Silver Cup for Winner The first archery contest ever held at the University of Kansas will take place Friday afternoon at 4:30 in front of Fowler Shops, just east of Uptown. Gustafson's Jewelry Store will be awarded the winner. Bad weather has hindered the work in archery as well as all the outdoor gymnasium work and not as many have entered as usual, and they been able to practice regularly. "We hope to make this contest an annual institution at K. U," saidella Hawkins, who has charre of training the women for the contest, and the enthusiasm shown by the women this spring encourages us to believe that she will be a successful winner. Some of the women who have entered for the contest tomorrow are: Ethel Martin, Ellen Edmondson, Ethel Meyers, Minnie Mooney, Zula Chase, Nellie Huston and Ruth Fox. Ella Hawkins is in charge of the contest. Students in the Zoology I classes are going to prove that they are real scientists. Each has been assigned a report subject to special study, which they are working very hard on. No one knows how they will satisfy these industrious zoologists in which to print their discoveries. Alpha Chi Sigma announces the pledging of Ralph Buffingham, C.18, of Neff City, and of Fay Walters. E'18, of Lawrence. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. Return "Modern Essays" at Once Will the person who has taken the "Modern Essays" from the Journalism library pick up somebody? Somebody else would like to use it too. WILL TUTOR ATHLETES Student Society Organized to Help Varsity Men With Studies CHOSEN BY THE COACHES Fourteen Selected to Assist Members of Teams "Athletic Helpers of K. U." is the name of a new society of K. U. men, the organization of which was announced this morning by Walter Woost and Ames Rogers, members of a student organization depicted from the Student council. Membership of the society will be on an honorary basis. The names of the fourteen original members who have been chosen by members of the K. U. coaching staff will be announced at the general convoction Friday. The pin of the "A. H. O. K. U." is a rounded affair. INELIGIBILITY AFFECTS MANY K. U. athletic teams have been crippled because of promising men being unable to compete because of being behind in their studies. This has been especially nocpecible this year. Several of the best of the freshman football squad as well as one or two letter men will be ineligible next fall because they cannot pass in the required twenty-eight hours of work during the present school year. The purpose of the "Athletic Helpers of K. U." is outlined in detail in the constitution as an attempt to benefit the athletics of the University at K. U., and participants cr prospective participants in intercollegiate athletics in such ways as to assure that their scholastic standing in the University shall be of such character as the result of the recognition down by the eligibility regulations. WISH TO INSPIRE SCHOLARSHIP "In order to accomplish this purpose satisfactorily," the constitution continues, "every possible effort must be made to offer honorable scholastic assistance to those entitled to receive it and whose scholastic standing necessitates it. This shall be done by ad- ministration of the provisions by any or all means of inspiring the delinquent to a true sense of scholarship. "More specifically, the purpose of this society is to aid all members of inter-collegiate teams during their period of competition; to aid members and prospective members of inter-collegiate teams during these periods when they are not competing; to undertake, by a strict and careful surpassance of the prospective athletes of the freshmans for intercollegiate competition so soon as their one-year residence requirement be compiled with." CHANCE FOR SERVICE TO K. U. It is the intention of those in charge of the organization plans to lay particular stress on the careful it upon themselves, who are to take it upon themselves to define the standard of scholarship among the letters. The membership is to be between twenty-one and twenty-four, with representation from the different schools of the University. The aim is to have membership considered one of the real school honors, offering opportunity to be of service to the school. STUDENTS TO CLEVELAND Two Representatives of Polity Club Go In June H. Merle Smith of Bucklin and George Strong of Blue Rapids, students of the University of Kansas, will take a trip to Cleveland, Ohio, the last two weeks of June as representatives of the K. U. branch of the International Polity Club to the national meeting of the organization. Peace talk and war diplomacy will be discussed at this meeting. Probably the most important question that will come up will be a discussion of how we can address this, which has caused heated relations between Germany and the United States. Both Smith and Strong will have their expenses paid. The International Polity Club is an organization in the leading universities of the country with the purpose of studying inernational politics. SUNDAY SPECIAL At 9:30 o'clock this morning 40 people had signed up for the Billy Sunday trip to Kansas City. At 1:30 this number had increased to 53. It is necessary for the number to be raised to all to secure the special train. Ernest Gopper, Middle Law, at 1235 Rhode Island street has charge of the arrangements. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Miles W. Vaughn...Editor-In-Chief BUSINESS STAFI William Cady Business Manager REPORTORIAL STAFI REPORTORIAL SKIPP Paul Ehlman Don Dawel Ralph Ellis Morgan Morgan HARTY Morgan Vernon Moore Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Intered as second-class mail master September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Address a1 communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone. Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go for further than merely printing the news in the University hold; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be amorous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; and to ability the students of the University. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. THURSDAY, MAY 18, 1916 HACK CRITICS AND CREATIVE ART "Time is ever sure with its revenges. While he lived, and for several decades thereafter, Shelley was popularly regarded as little better than a madman, a maker of verse that was poor poetry and that inculcated bad morals. Today Shelley is more quoted than any other poet—not even excepting Shakespeare," so says Robert Bridges in his anthology, "The Spirit of Man," recently published by Longmans Greene and Co. The lot of the young poet has ever been a hard one. Keats died at twenty-four, after having given the world some of the most exquisite poetry that is in our heritage, the victim of a broken heart. His work was savagely attached by the parasite Jeffries, one of the heroes of "English Bards and Scotch Reviewers." He was reiled as an unmoral, indecent, half-baked youth—a callow beginner. To his sensitive nature these rebukes were as blows and he was a ready victim for the white plague. These are but two examples of young poets whose lives have been ruined by hack reviewers—space writers whose living is made by attacking the works of men who are doing creative work. These parasite critics, whose every meal comes from deliberate attack, have done more to discourage the producing real art than any other element effecting literature. Prof. Percy B. Shostac, whose fantasy "The Stuff of Laughter" has been harshly criticized in the Kansan, may well find condience in the experience of these other poets. The dramatic critic of the Kansas City Star has fortunately seen good stuff in the play and Mr. Shostac is to be complimented on his work. Camps opinion may or may not appreciate the poetry but fortunately there are those outside the student body who can see in it the dawn of a poet's career. The Kansan announces that women can keep a secret because they have not told what the women's formal, which will be held next Saturday, is to be like. It isn't Saturday yet. A MOLE HILL MOUNTAIN A MOLE HILL MOUNTAIN The editor of the Kansan has hoped to keep out of the tobacco controversy because he does not believe that it is an issue in University life. However it seems that such a course is impossible. In its news stories the Kansan has made a mistake—a mistake in judging values. The Anti-Cigarette League is not worth more than one paragraph as a news feature. The views of the opponents of the league are equally of little news value. A review of the columns of the paper during the past week would lead the average reader, unacquainted with conditions in the University, to believe that Mount Oread is hidden under a pair of smoke and that the members of the A. C. League like brave knights, have their electric fans out and are on the job to purify the murky atmosphere. As a matter of fact probably not more than twenty-five per cent of the men in the University smoke tobacco in any form. Few of them are interested in the league one way or the other. It is certain that the vast majority of students are in favor of a strict enforcement of the law. They sympathize with Professor McKeever and his work and they want the University to be understood and appreciated over the state. Every newspaper is confronted with the problem of judging the value of news. Newspapers often make mistakes. They have the limitations of the men who conduct them The editor of the Kansan is thoroughly in sympathy with the ideals of the A. C. League but not with the method which its members have adopted to make their ideals felt. In that it stands for the enforcement of the law the league is to be commended. In that it stands for the ostracism of smokers it is not to be commended. Mountains can easily be made of mole hills but such a mountain never survives. To the students of the University the Kansan wishes to stand for strict enforcement of the laws of the state, for honesty and fair play. It will make mistakes but it is always anxious to receive honest criticism. It is indeed unfortunate that "The Stuff of Laughter" should have encountered so bad a run of weather. The giving of the play upon the golf links has made possible the starting of another University tradition—a tradition which we should not let slip away from us. A PENNANT IN THE BALANCE Kansas has won the Valley baseball championship for so many years that the students in the University have come to take it for granted. But, like the slothful English, it would seem that this year we are due for a surprise. The season is nearly over and the pennant isn't sewed up in a Kansas sack by a long way. Something must be done According to Coach McCarty that something is—ROOT. Baseball has never drawn large crowds at K. U. The men would rather take the women to a show than to a baseball game. Yet in summer these same men will go to a game every Friday afternoon and consider themselves fans of the first water. They aren't. A baseball fan is a man or woman who would rather go to a baseball game than a worst-enemy's funeral. Your real dyed-in-the-wool fan is out for every team. He is loyal to his team. Let's make our new cheerleader come out and display his wares. He needs the practice and the team needs the support. Let's get these motley frosh in shape to root for football next year. Missouri hasn't anything on us. If she can get one thousand out for a K. U.-M. U. baseball game we can get two thousand out. If her rooters can come nearly beating Kansas ours can beat Missouri. Let the women go to the game alone. Bring your room mate and all your gang and come out to those games Friday and Saturday. Kansas is going to win that pennant. Anyhow, this mothers' day proposition affords prospective daughters and sons-in-law a chance to give the old folks the once over. "Tight Skirt Changed Will”—headline. We don’t know, but we hazazzard a guess that Will was trying to keep step. To get a taxi, call any number divisible by eleven. Jayhawk Squawks "What house is that?" queried the man pointing to the home of a prominent lawyer. "That," said the wag, "is the local court-house." About one-third of the Kansan is now devoted to the discussion of an object barely three inches long. Verily, it's the little things that count. Pizza. —O. G. Whizz. The following lyric taken from the Bookman gives us a new and striking fancy. You will have to study it a bit, if you are as stupid as we are, to understand it. But the music of the poem is very 'etching at the first reading; POET'S CORNER ON THE ROAD OF LUAR By Thomas Walsh moon and a circle star On the silvery slopes of the sky! Art thou weeping, thou sightless A moon and a single star eye, Art thou blind with some dawn afar? Whither, sad moth to thy flame? O starry tear, is it thine Or my own, or a sorrow divine That shecheeks of the night pro- claim? Drops down on the shoulder west. The moon with her grief forlorn west, As a sleeper distraught from the rest Turns back to her pillows at morn. Essays in Tabloid Tablets FOR HONESTY A machine. Gun. Is a weapon Which is the. Only thing that. Can talk. Faster than a. Woman. It is the. Only kind. Of an animal. That can. Spit more. Dangerously than a. Snake. And the only pack a. Mule can carry. Which is more. Certain death than. His heels. Machine. Guns like those. Used in the. European war can. Vomit. Bullets faster than. A Kansan can. Lose his dinner while. Endearing to. Teach a Grand Banks. Husky the. Art of. Navigation. Machine guns like. Those sold. To Ucle Sam for. Use in Mexico. Are like sugar. And strawberries. They like. to. Jam. One machine gun is. Better than fifty good. Soldiers. So what we need is. More machine guns. Not more. Men. However the. Jam may be used. To eat. And not to. Bring defeat. Machine guns are useful. In that they give. The war correspondents. Food for. New adjectives. And destroy the figures. Of the enemy. And speech of writers. MACHINE GUNS CAMPUS OPINION Communications must be signed as evidence of good faith but names will not be published without the writer's consent NOTICE—CHEERLEADER CAMPUS OPINION NOTICE - LEADERSHIP To the Editor of the Daily Kansan: With the deciding series of the 1916 Missouri Valley Conference race here Friday and Saturday with Missouri, there has not even been a whisper of a rally or even talk of any organized cheering to help Coach McCarty's team in the battles with the Tigers. What's the matter? Can Kansas only show pep in the fall over football? And very little then. If K. U. students could have been at Columbia last week and seen the crowd of three and four thousand that Missouri turned out for the Kansas baseball series, maybe said students could realize that a certain University at Lawrence is away behind its other rivals when it comes to real support of its athletic teams. Why is it that the different chemical and medical fees as published in the catalogue are below what they really are? Is it to lead prospective students to think that this University is less expensive to attend than others, and then to raise their laboratory fees, etc. after they have enrolled? I know of seven universities have been required to pay thirty-five dollars to bear the expenses of the course instead of twenty-five as had been listed in the catalogue sent them by the University. The laboratory fees for medies are higher than the student is lea to believe. Yet when he mentions it to his instructor he is simply the wrong answer. Is there no one to whom the student can appear to right this wrong? Why isn't the truth published in regard to these fees? No changes are made in the catalogue from year to year. Friday will be student day so there will be plenty of opportunity to at least have a small rally and pep meeting. If Gaitkisn't can't handle it let's have Gedney, cheerleader-elect out. And for heaven sake have the entire squad of cheerleaders out both Friday and Saturday afternoons. If Kansas is to have the 1916 championship it will require a little effort. Do you like speed? - Rooter Copyright Hart Schaffner & Marc show some very clever things in their spring suits. Ask to see Hart Schaffner & Marx MAJORS AND TEACHING Editor Daily Kanger; IN your clothes, that is; smart lines, lively patterns, novel shades and colorings; all the newest ideas. Varsity Fifty Five This is the most popular young man's suit in America; it ought to be—it has all the good points. Can not something be done to remedy the condition that forces a student who wishes to become a teacher, or does not expect that he would not enjoy teaching? Peckham's According to the present ruling in the College governing the selection of a major for a student's juni and senior years he can not get credit for more than one professional school. What is a student to do if he wants to become a teacher in a subject that he can get only in a professional school? In order to get the University Teacher's Diploma, you must work in the School of Education. In other words he must either spend five or six years in the University first attending one school and then the other or else give up the idea entirely of teaching his desire line of work. The home of the Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes Panama Hats Emery Shirts Disappointed. IN THE MOVIES—"SCANDAL" In the modern meidragan there is no less "blood and thunder" than in the old fashioned meidragan that the scene between them is that the scene has been changed from the old homestead to the modern Fifth Avenue home. And in place of the farm hand in overalls and straw hat, it is the staid butter who acts as witness. The use of gas by the Germans has called for no little comment. But has not Billy Sunday been annoying the keeping of the popular summer resort with that substance for some time? "I see," said Mrs. Cottit Twistee "an editorial in the paper headed 'Library Readings Up.' This war af- tion is the price of everything, doesn't it?" The prospective book 'gent already has planned how he will spend his fortune next fall The annual rural contest is now in full swing. It is to determine whether or not mammals can reap greater profits than pandas from its hogs "Is your mother a suffragette?" "You bet she saint. Me father's a prizefighter."—Life. The interest of the play was well sustained, which was probably due entirely to the ability of the cast. Madine Kalkie, a woman born in Jersey, was very fine; Jerome Lawlor, as her husband was only passing good; but Eugene Ormonede as the villain was a suitable support for Madine Kalkie. The two children were especially good, and daughter were especially good, and added greatly to the performance. "Scandal" shown at the Varsity Theater, provided good opportunities for Madame Bertha Kalick, the superb Russian actress, to get in a great deal of emotional work in which she is supreme; but the play itself was much better and hudder" that it was too weighty for the real enjoyment of a sensitive audience. A happy home broken up maliciously by the villan who desires the young wife himself, the appearance of the villain's wife and son, the vengeance of the young wife wrecked on the scene and a subsequently reunited home are all woven together in a very intricate manner. WANT ADS. FOR SALE-Aster plants. Five cents a dozen. all colors, separate or mixed. 927 Ind. Call 1709J, Bell. 143 YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN with selling ability can earn big wages during vacation. Straight legitimate proposition. Come up and let me tell you how. C. W. Carman, Merchants Bank Building. 150-10 FOR SALE~Harrwood Guitar, lady's size, gift as new. A beautiful instrument at the Diamond Disc Store inquire at: The Phone Bell 704. 153-38 Phone Bell 610. 153-38 FOR RENT—House at 1466 Tennessee street. Fine for fraternity or club house. Call L. W. Cazier, 2726 Bell. 153-5 FOR RENT - June 12th, 14 room house with 2 baths and hall. Suitable for fraternity or sorority at 1231 La. St. Also modern room with five rooms. Furnished or unfurnished. At 1417 KY S. Call Bell 1428 W. LOST~ A bar pearl with pearls. At Shostic play. Reward A car. 155-6. 155-6. FOR RENT—After September 1st, Modern house of twelve rooms. Entrie or in apartments. Also rooms for Summer School. Bell 183 W. LOST—A Waterman fountain pen. Used as a value, call a Gail Halls, Bell 1828. CLASSIFIED Book Store KEELER'S BOOK STORE. $39 Mass. St. Typewriters for sale or rent and can be mailed directly to: Paper by the pound. Quits book 8 for 10c. Pictures and Picture framing Jewelers ED, W. PARISSON, Engraver, Watch, Jewelry, Jewelry phone 711, 717, 717 MISS ESTELLA, NORTHRUE. Phone: carefully handled. 738 Mass. Phone: carefully handled. Shoe Shon K. U. SHOE SHOP and Pantatorium is the best place for best results 1342 PHONE KENNEDD PLUMBING CO. KENNEDD AND Mazda Lamps. Mazda Phones. Mazda Printing B. H. BALLE, Artistic Job Printing. both, phone 238, 1027 Mass. FORNEY SHO 502 1917 Mass. St. a mistake. All Wor- garanteed. MUR M. A. MORGAN BB1 1 Tennessee Journals luring Journals Furies very reasonable inquiries PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires' studio. Both phones. HARRY REDING, M. D. Eye, ear, face, nose, ears, hands. foe F., U. Bldg., Phone, bdle 513, foe F., U. Bldg., Phone, bdle 513, A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law, 742 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas. G, W. JONES, A. M. M. D. P. Disease- ology colony, JONES, A. M. M. D. P. Host- tability of Sf. Rh. Phen. 1993 J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. D. O. $23 Maas BOTH phones, office and residence. DR, H. W, HUTCHINSON, Dentist, 39Parks Bldg., Lawrence, Kansas. C. 35 ORBLIUP, M. D., Dick Ridge, EYA. Mike Sargent, Kyle H., Michael work guaranteed. Successor to Walter Sargent. We have some ripe olives in ten cent cans especially nice for that picnic lunch. Dunmire's -Adv. INVESTIGATE Carter the merits of CORONA AND FOX TYPEWRITERS Sells Them Exclusively in Lawrence. 1025 Mass St. Buy your paper here PRIVATE DINING ROOM At 900 Tennessee RAYMOND'S BAYMOND'S BOOK For parties, banquets, committee feeds, etc., call 92 on the Bell for reservations. Let us prepare your next picnic lunch. CITIZENS STATE BANK MRS. EDNAH MORRISON at 1146 Tenn. St. Does Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling for University Women. Bell Phone 1154J. We are handling all University accounts, and we solicit your business, deposits guaranteed. 707 Massachusetts St. BIG VACATION MONEY! BIG VACATION MONEY! All students and teachers, men and women, profitable and congenial employment, this summer, should write at once to The University Faculties Ass'n", 134 W. 29th Street, New York City. Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100.000 The Student Depository THESIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St. PROTSCH The College Tailor Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lewence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass, St. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THEATRE VARSITY TODAY ONLY Clara Kimball Young IN "The Feast of Life" "Known As The Best" CAMERON A new wide spaced collar with "Piping Rock" bow 15c Each COLLARS Ide have—exclusively— Linocord Unbreakable Buttonholes GEO, P, IBE & CO., Makers, Troy, N.Y. also Makers of Ide Shirts 2 for 25e SKOFSTAD University Women We do ladies tailoring and dressmaking at very reasonable prices. Competent assistants. MRS. M. A. MORGAN 1321 Tenn. Phone B 1116 W Every New Customer That's Why comes back. Why? Because our prices are the lowest possible. Because our cut flowers are grown in Lawrence and are unusually fresh. Because our long experience has made us experts in the art of making floral designs. Because the customer's interest is always first. Bell 55 1447 Mass. The Lawrence Floral Co. The Y. W. C. A. at the University of Colorado, hive for some years, carried out the custom of giving an annual waffle breakfast. The breakfast for the year '16 was given by the university garden tea garden were carried out. This is one of the novel schemes by which the Y. W. C. A. swells the purse. Candidates for the editorship of the college paper at the University of Minnesota must make a campaign to elect a politician they should for in the election. The University of Iowa College of Pharmacy is experimenting with the manufacture of aspirin to accelerate the secures in this drug on account of the war. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. NOW FOR THE FINALS Women's Preliminary Swim Yesterday—Last Contest Comes Tonight The preliminaries for the women's swimming meet were held Wednesday afternoon at 4 o'clock in the pool in Robinson Gymnasium. The finals will be held this evening at 8 p.m. Miss Hazel Pratt, director of sports, says, "Everyone who wishes to enter must have a medal from fore 4 m. p. so that she can schedule them." She advises women to bring their heavy bath robes. Results of the preliminaries are: helen Chatman, Ruth Eerdeman, sophomore, back stroke 50 ft.-Helen Chatman, freshman; Margaret Hodder, sopho- rator. Breast Stroke, 50 ft.—Frances Skinner sophomore. 100 ft. dash • Gilberta Sweet, freshman; Margaret Gavelt, sophomore, three classes in the finals Thursday evenings. There were no preliminaries among the juniors and seniors or graduate students as they were not necessary. Everyone who wishes to take advantage of distance and the diving stints. Officials for the finals will be Judges, Dr. James Naismith, Dr. Alice Coetz, and Miss Sara Laired Herman Olcott will act as The events open to those who have learned to swim this year are: learned to swim this year are: 50 ft. breast stroke. 50 ft. back stroke. 50 ft. side stroke. 50 ft. race with any stroke desired. All contestants must see Miss Pratt before 6 p. m. Thursday in regard to the rules governing the meet. HELEN DAWSON PLAYS Gave MacDowell's Concerto In Piano Recital Last Night ORCHESTRA WILL PLAY The fourth graduating recital of the School of Fine Arts, a piano recital by Helen Dawson, was given last night in Fraser Hall. She was assisted by Miss Laura Perry, a contralto of Kansas City. Miss Dawson displays a real understanding and love for the piano and its literature. She presented MacDowell's Concerto for the first time to the Lawrence public. This difficult selection shows her fine talent to good advantage. Miss Parrott gave a brilliant and condition of Habanera from Carmen Ballade, F major...Chopin Carnival Prank...Schumann Oh rendimi ... Rossi Miss Dawson Prelude Debussy Damian Snae Malgren Daniel Ndegre Cyril Habanera (from "Garmer")...Bizet Annual Concert to be Given ir Fraser Hall Tonight at 8 o'Clock Beautiful Blue Dusks, Center Arabeses ... Schultz-Evier Miss Dawson Drohmer Schmittel Brabas The Rivers Brabas Dont Care J. A. Carpenter Concerto in A minor ... MacDowell Andante Cantabile Miss Dawson Miss Dawson Second piano, Prof. C. A. Preyer. A woman at the University of Wisconsin has broken the intercollegiate record by throwing a baseball, 217 yards. The former record by 14 feet, 6 inches. Beautiful Blue Danube, Concert "Your teeth are in pretty bad condition," said the dentist. Our peach ice cream is made from the fruit. Wiedemann's--Adv. "They must be," sighed the patient "You look so happy." - Judge. The University Orchestra, under the direction of J. C. McCanles will give its annual春唱 concert in Fraser Hall tonight at 8 o'clock. In addition to the strong program Prof. W. B. Downing and William J. Dalton will assist with a vocal solo and a violoncello number. The following program will be given. given: Marche Hongroise . . . H. Berlozio Overture Le Macon . . . . . (1) Danse de la Gipsy (2) Scherzetz (3) Gigue et Final Violin Solo, Liebesfreud. ... Kreisler Miss Florence Cook Violin Solo, Fw B. Kidnapping. Violencolo Solo, Kol Nidere, Bruch William B. Dalton Overture, Rosamunde. ..F. Schubert Prelude et Mazurke from Coppeila Delibes Selection from Comic Opera... Sirmay-Kollo Selection from Comic Opera... TALK TO H. S. SENIORS Twenty-Five Professors to Deliver Addresses Before 102 High Schools Twenty-five members of the faculty will deliver commencement addresses to 102 high schools and colleges of the state this spring. These addresses will start next week and continue until December. Please indicate the list of professors that will speak: Chancellor Frank Strong, W. L. Burdick; H. L. Butler, F. A. G. Cooper, C. A. Dykstra, George O. Foster, R. M. Gibbons, John W. Johnson, W. A. McKeever, U. G. Mitchell, A. M. Murray, Hubert W. Nutt, R. M. Orden, Arvin Olin, F. N. Raymond, L. E. Saye, C. A. Snail, R. A. Schwegler, Mark Skidmore, Thorpe W. H. Twenhofel, John N. Van der Vries, P. F. Walker, H. T. Hill The list of towns include: Hays, Beverly, Republic, Grenola, Waverley, Hanover, Potter, Mulvane, Lewis, Eureka, Glen Elsen, Randolph, Coffeeville, Hoisington, Jetmore, Littl; River, Atchinson, Ford, White City, Pawnee Rock, Carbondale, Quenomio, Erie, Ossaukee, Randolph, Pretty Prairie, Tonganoxie, Caney, Anthony, Lorraine, Ransom, Goff, Antrim, Whiting, Council Grove, Bucklin, Greenburg, Spivy, Alta Vista, Colony, Wetmore, Williamsburg, Barclay St. John, Wichita, Lecompton, White Water, Douglas, Altamont, Garrison, Glasco, Vermillion, Oketo, Perry, Klamath, Hardwood, Nesho Falls, Randall, Gaylord, Belleville, Augusta, Peru, Norwich, Pratt, Oxford, Bucyrus, Seneca, Sharon, Madison, Cawker, Dodge City, Leavenworth, Larkin, Liberal, Nickerson, Chanute, Sawyer, Cott木m Woods, Easton, Turon, Norton, White Cloud, Robinson, Oberlin, Yates Center, Sedgewick, Lowemann, Shiam, Game, ford, Kentwood, Kensington, Wakeeney, Bethel College, Newton; Ottawa Academy, Ottta BALTIMORE CHEMIST ENDOWS SCHOLARSHIP 18 SMOKER POSTPONED All inquiries should be addressed to the Bloeckh Scholarship Committee of the Chemists' Club, 50 East 41st St, Washington, DC 20006, for the academic year 1916-1917 should be in the hands of the Committee on or before June 1, 1916. The scholarship will be awarded and can be notified on or before July 1st, 1916. Dr. Victor G. Bloepe, a prominent manufacturing chemist of Baltimore, has established a scholarship fund, the income from which, approximately $500 per year, is to be devoted to assisting financially deserving young men to attain education in the field of industrial chemistry or chemical engineering, benefits of this scholarship will be open to proper qualification applicants without regard to residence, and may be effective at any institution in the United States which may be designated by the Chemists' Club. Frank Strong. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. It's very refreshing—the green gage ice cream at Wiedemann's—Adv. Billy Koester, Chairman, Says Hall Could Not Be Secured The sophomore corn cob smoker announced for tonight has been postponed indefinitely according to Billy Koester, chairman of the smoker committee. It is now so near the end of the year, Koester thinks the affair might be given up before the event, given the Eagles' Hall could not be secured for this evening. The plan was to have each man bring his own tobacco but the committee was to furnish every one with a corn cob. The sophomores had planned to invite twenty-five seniors and twenty-five faculty members. AFTER THE SLACK ONES Clubs and Societies Required to Submit Books To Registrar for Auditing "University Clubs and Societies must have their financial reports in this week," said George O. Foster, this morning. According to A. C. Hodges, professor of accounting who will oversee the auditing of the accounts, the Junior Prom and Soph Hop committees as well as all other University societies must submit a complete report within four thorough time for the thorough investigation of the liabilities and assets of each report.' This is the first year the auditing has been done by the department of economics. Students will do the work on business and economics in Hodges. The reports are considered by the business department in the same light as those from the different departments of the University since it may be more or less closely linked together. At the present time only one-fifth of the half hundred organizations have compiled with the instructions issued from Registrar Foster's office to the respective treasurers. Although there is no speci- fic reason for that, it should send in a report it is strictly demanded that each society do so. REINTRODUCING JIMMY THE PET TOAD A Squeal Producer "Oh, it's a mouse! No it's a toad! O-oh, o-o's!" squewelled two nervous freshmen who were putting on the finishing touches in the basement of Robinson Gymnasium after a strentuous tryout for the May Pete. The toad cut across under his balcony, bath floor and into next section of the dimed quarters. The sweals dragged down the line as far as he went and it was not until an older student explained that the visitor had a perfect right to be there, that he had occupied those quarters a great longer than most of the girls, and that he was a harmless, friendly sort of pet, that the sweals had ceased. "Jimmy" is far too wise to appear on the scene, but someone else is in a hurry to go some places and find it necessary to take a short cut across the basement. ALL WAS PREPARED, BUT NO GUESTS APPEARED No one appeared at the Chancellor's office yesterday to take advantage of the opportunity to get a professional teaching certificate without having taken work in the School of Education. The day had been set for examinations in the professional education subjects. These examinations are open to all comers, whether they have been enrolled in the School of Education. Teachers often take examinations who have not even worked at the University, having studied the subjects privately at their leisure. One woman had signified her intention of taking the examination but decided that she was not sufficiently prepared, and changed her mind. She will prepare herself by attending the summer session of the University. The examinations are given by the state board of education every year, in different locations for the sake of competence. Often only one or two take the examinations; the majority of teachers prefer to study the branches in summer school rather than burn the winter midnight oil while teaching. Now that the dandelions have gone to seed special pains are being taken to cut the grass (?) on the Golf Links. The fact that the daily paper that he receives might be seriously affected in case the Kansas National Guards were called to serve on the news team, he is said to have curried to the average person. But it is a fact that the men who have charge of the news and advertising on one Lawrence daily are both subset to call at any time, as well as wo other men who work in the plant. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. Send the Daily Kansan home. FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES TUXEDO Individuality All leathers and styles at the uniform price of There's individuality of style, coupled with good service, in a Strong and Garfield Oxford that gives them the preference with Men who are particular about their footwear. $ 6 Otto Fischer Bucharest Out They Go— The Tailored Suits at Half Price and Even Less—Silk Suits, Too The majority of them are stylish suits for Misses and small women—in Sport Styles, Checks, Wool Velours, Gabardines, Cheviots in Pastel Shades, White Serges Dwrs. Bulline & Hackman Arrow Shirts—guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl It's Fun when you can get to be Thirsty Coca-Cola 190 The fun of quenching the thirst of a crowd is giving your quencher to give you double pleasure. But you don't even have to be thriving enough to enjoy your reason for drinking it. Demand the gentihe by full mature age, and ever your reason for drinking it. THE COCA-COLA CO. THE COCA-COLA CO. --- MISSOURI-KANSAS BASE BALL FRIDAY 3:45 O'CLOCK SATURDAY 4:30 O'CLOCK CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP SERIES EVERYBODY OUT! 9th INVITATION HIGH SCHOOL TRACK MEET SATURDAY, MAY 20 STARTS 1:30 O'CLOCK BASE BALL GAME AT 4:30 TRACK MEET BASE BALL GAME AT 4:30 ACTIONS TICKETS 50 CENTS FOR THE TWO BIG ATTRACTIONS UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN RESTING FOR TIGERS Baseball Squad Put Through Only a Light Workout Today BATTERIES NOT DECIDED Craig May Go On Mound But McCarty Isn't Sure A good hard work-out with the freshman squad wound up the week's work for the baseball squad last night. Today a light workout will be given to players in the first game, his best for the two-game Tiger series which starts tomorrow afternoon. The Kansas offering on the mound for the first game was not announced yet this morning by Coach McCarty. The Kansas coach also hinted that there might be no annoinclement until the "umps" announced the batteries directly before the game started. The pitcher selected by Brewer for the first day made him McCarty debut. A good guess on the Kansas moundman would be Craig but a guess is all anyone could venture at this time. BRYANT TO IURL FOR TIGERS? On the Tiger squard Bryant will probably do the harling. He has been having great success all season until the second Kansas game on Rollins Field where he got batted clear off the bat and Taylor had to dive first game in Columbia against Kansas and proved very effective. In the first five innings Missouri piled up such a large score that Coach Brewer decided to take his star pitcher out of the merry-go-round and save him for the next day. But the next day did not come but Bryant got into the battle on the second day after that he disastrously lost two other round moundmen in Taylor and Giltner. One of these will work the second round unless the Tiger coach tries to use Bryant in both games again this week. HAS SHIFTED LINEUP McCarty has been working his men in many different positions this week. They have each one got a chance to see the game from different angles, Taylor, especially has been shifted around. His hitting this season has made it imperative for him to be in the game most of the time and McCarty is having a hard time. At first he was used as a pinch hitter, now he holds the right garden position. His batting average is up around .600. But speaking of batting averages, George Smee is the boy with the big stick. In the second round at Missouri he landed four safe blows out of five in three outs. He is in his own game. Pitchers are not supposed to hit but Smee does not do what he is supposed to do. He holds down the left field job when he is not doing the hurling and he is in the sensational stuff in the gardens. FIGHT FOR TITLE The two games with Missouri this week will be the classiest of the season on McCook Field. The Valley title is at stake and McCarty and Hamilton have already appealed to the students to turn out for rooting whether they care for the game or not. But they will want to see the game. They can do it if they see the first they will not miss the second. The game tomorrow starts at 3:45 o'clock while the second one Saturday will start at 4:30 because of the high school track meet which starts early in the afternoon. J. C. Mohler, commissioner of agriculture of Kansas will lecture to the students of the department of economics on "Agricultural Kansas," in Room 204, Administration Building at 2:30 Friday afternoon. On account of the baseball game between Kansas and Utah, placed at 2:30 so that the two events would not conflict. The lecture is open to the public. Hunter Is Better A telegram received from Mrs. J. S. Hunter, who was called last week to the bedside of her husband, Prof. S. J. Hunter of the department of entomology, states that Mr. Hunter's condition is not so serious as was at first supposed and that there need be no cause of alarm. Professor Hunter went to Colorado about a month ago because of his health. and is at present in a hospital at Boulder, Clover. Prof. C, S. Skilton has offered a box of chocolates to the student in his harmony class who composes the best Anglican chant. Prof. W, L. Burdick is absent from his classes in the School of Law this week while making high school commencement addresses over the state. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong We make fresh chocolates every day. Wiedemann's..-Adv. When you want good bread buy Butter Krust at Dummire's. -Adv. We have the largest assortment of "Local View" post cards in the city; also booklet of post cards and large books. Woolf's Book Store--Adv. WHY IS HEAD OF K. U. CALLED A CHANCELLOR Why is it that the Universities of Kansas and Missouri are among the very few in the United States whose executive heads are called Chancellors, instead of the more common university president or Chancellor, under the Roman emperors, was the usurp behind the lattice of a doorway, called in Latin "cancelli," who introduced visitors and others. His duties increased in importance until he became the virtual arbiter of suits and counselor of state officers in recent time offices of state hold this title in most countries of Europe. Even the head of the great monastic orders came to have Chancellors at their heads. The English University Chancellors are of ecclesiastical origin for the early purpose of the university was *t* train men for the priesthood and confined preaching functions, were awarded by the Notary of Chancellor. In the United States this title for the head of the University has been simple adaption of precedent. Perhaps the reason K. U. has a Chancellor instead of a President is because it was mainly through the influence of the Protestant Church that the University was first started and that the first Chancellor was the Reverend R. W. Oliver of the Protestant Episcopal church. 75 AT ESTES PARK RALLY Y. M. and Y. W. Work up Con-vention Pep “That a lovely time was had” was the sentiment of the seventy-five Association men and women who attended the event, including those on the golf links last evening. Those attending were divided into six groups each of whom put on a stunt that served as a take-off on some of the men. Wienies were roasted over a bonfire. After this part of the program, Ruth Plowman spoke on "Why I Went to Estes?" in which she set forth the reasons that should lead every University man and woman to attend the event. She told "What Estes Will Do For You" "why I Want to Go to Estes" "what I Want to Go to Estes" "how I talk of a talk by Lester Evans, while Prof. E. F. Engle answered the query, "Will Estes Help You in Choosing You" "Your Job" was the most appealing to every man and woman present to attend Estes this summer by the Association secretary, Hugo Wedell. ANNOUNCEMENTS The University Orchestra will give its last concert for this year Thursday evening, May 18, in Fraser Hall at 8:00 p. m. Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once on her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. Admission to the Women's Formal is twenty-five cents a couple. Get your ticket by Thursday or Friday at the latest, so the committee can arrange for the number of guests. Gladys Elliott. Forty Club Dance—Woodland Park Saturday night. All members expected. Senior Invitations may be secured by those who ordered them, at the Fraser check stand on Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday mornings. The K. U. Anti-Cigarette League will hold a meeting Tuesday evening at 8 o'clock, in room 108, Fraser. The team was selected for the coming year. Important. Sigma Xi will meet Thursday, May 18 at 8 o'clock at the Pi Upsilon house. Room Lists for next year. The University Health Service is preparing lists of rooms which will be classified so far as possible according to conveniences, sanitation, service and students' ability to pay. When completed the lists may be consulted at the registrar's office, the offices of the f. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. secretaries and at the University Hospital. The Louisiana State University is the next to fall in line to vote on the "kissing question." The vote shows forty-one unkissed cadets and eleven unkissed women. Most of the men were feshmen. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Frank Strong. Is it the men who are making good or those who are always going to that tell you how much better they can do? Why should they than to put it into life insurance? L.S. Broughtly NAISMITH HAS NEWGAME Originator of Basketball Works Out Sport That Promises to be Popular Will be Best for H. S. and Inter- class Contests IS MUCH LIKE FOOTBALL Doctor James Naismith, professor of physical education and the inventor of the game of basketball, has contrived another game, which promises to rival his basketball game in popularity. As Dr. Naisimith started the game of basketball by having the ball first pitched in peach-baskets and grade-one throws, he was perfectly perfected as the game is played today; so is this new sport of his, going through an embryonic stage, in fact the inventor has been too busy with his experiments of the game to give it a name. BEST FEATURES OF FOOTBALL The game combines all of the best feature games with the ability of injury eliminated Doctor Naismith says that his latest innovation is not intended for an intercollegiate game but he thinks that it ought to make an ideal game for university students. University interclass participation. HOW it IS TEXTED The following excerpts from the rules of the game will give one an idea what the game is like: fairly The held shall be a rugby need 160x300 feet with rugby goals. The ball shall be similar to a soccer ball. HOW IT IS PLAYED Players. A team shall consist of 11 men. The uniform shall be the soccer uniform. They may take any of the field or play that their team may direct. Time. The game shall consist of 40 minutes playing time divided into, Scoring. By place or drop kick from field, place or drop kick from field. A player may kick the ball, when below the hip line, in any direction. Regulations of play. The ball may be handled only by the hands, arms, body, or head when it is behind the hip line. The ball may be handled only by the hands, arms, body, or head when it is forward. A player may bat with the open hand, pass, or throw the ball in any direction except toward his opponent's goal. He may catch the ball any time when it is above the hip line, and may either kick it, pass it, or run with it. The kick must be made below the hip line. A player running with the ball has to use his hand or arm to ward off a kick. A player running with the ball may be tackled but there, shall be no tackling below the basket. And there will be no tackling in the path of the tackle to throw the runner. Interference. There shall be no interference with any person who has been charged in connection with an offense. The new game has been tried out by the members of several gym classes and the participants found it to be an ideal game and are very enthusiastic. There shall be no striking, tripping, kicking, or attempting to injure in any way, the person of an opponent. There shall be no holding of any opponent except the player who is running with the ball. Nothing like Butter Krust bread that picnic lunch. Dummies. Adv. PHARMICS BACK FROM K. C. GAME HAS BEEN TRIED Feed and Steamer Trip Bring Joy to Drug Men The professors and students of the School of Pharmacy are returning today from their trip to Kansas City where they have been the guests, since their arrival. The pharmacy Association and the Wholesale Drugs' Association of Kansas City. They were entertained at breakfast Tuesday at the Harvey House by the Parke Davie Drug Company. The same firm also took them for a steam-bapt trip down the Missouri River and worked with companies that welcomed them were the Faxon-Gallagher Co., the McPike Co., and the Evans-Smith Co. The following faculty members made the trip: Dean L. E, Sayre, C. F Nelson, G. N, Watson, L. D, Havenhill, and C. M. Sterling. The students who went were I. H. Anderson, J. S. Bloomheart, Joyce Brown, J. S. Bloomheart, O. F. Frisia, E. L. Frevelle, A. L. Griffith, George Harrison, Roscoe Howard, Bernard Kampert, Lawrence Schwartz, Glen Wilson, G. S. Sparks, B. H. O'Neill, Bliss Bigall, B. P. Bixley, Blisa Bigall, Eugene Cooke, W. R. Devis, Irva Goheen, A. L. Hale, H. Osborne, V. Robertson, L. N. Thurpe, Emmsly Johnson, E. A. Lindauer, F. O. Baylock, and Harry Hale Cooke and Day remained in Kahle State to take the examination of Kansas state law. NEWS COURSES AT IOWA Four Journalism Subjects to be Staged There Next Year Four courses in journalism will be offered at the State University or Iowa next year for students who plan to make up new paper or magazine work. A course in reporting and correspondence will be much similar to the course given this year under the name, "The Newspaper." It will cover the fundamentals of gathering and news for all classes of newspapers. In a course in newspaper training, advanced students will be given opportunities for further practice. They will write stories for use in Iowa City newspapers, send dispatches to other state papers, and submit some special articles to magazines and trade journals. Editing will be taken up in another course and an attempt will be made to understand how editors work on the various types of newspapers from the daily with a big staff to the weekly where the team works. Training will be obtained in editing the copy of beginning students and in many other ways. The mechanical side of journalism will be studied in a course on printing in which the use of types and typesetting machines, presses, and other devices will be demonstrated. This latter course will be presented and will be given for it. Students sufficiently interested to want to know the mechanics of printing for the sake only of knowing will be admitted to the class. We have all kinds of sandwich filling including Blue Hill and Pimente Cheese, imported ground Swift cheese, also Olive Dunn. Dummres—Adv. The quality of our goods is inside the box. A five pound box of chocolates for $2.50. Wiedemann's.' Adv. A Play That Is. Act 1. Scene 1 Characterists: Co-ed and friend. Co-ed. -Oh Lookie isn't that a keen little hand bag? I guess I'll go in and look at it. Massachusetts St. in 760 block. Characteries: Co-ed and friend. **nced** - Oh Lookie isn't that a **'e**-ble hand, bar? J. guess (We neglected to mention that these young ladies were out in front of Weaver's.) Friend: Which'n the one in the corner BOTTLE CASK "They Are Truly Nice." A line of black and tan bags that range in price from $1. to $17.50. A line of trunks that are guaranteed to please, made of the best materials you can buy for the price. From $5.30 to $15.00. When you start home pack in a new well-made trunk and carry a bag you'll be proud of. Take One Home. They Haven't Gone Up. although the price of the materials Stroop used in trunks and cases have increased 50 per cent; we are selling our stock at the old price, to customers. We buy—come, look them over. The May Convocation will be held Friday, May 19 at 10:30, and will be in charge of the Student Government associations. Weaver's Frank Strong. Special—The green gage ice cream at Wiedemann's...Adv. "Moore's Safety" and Sheafer fountain pens—"Eversharp" pencils will make useful Graduation presents. Wolf's Book Store.—Adv. News of the Newest When it comes to beautiful neckwear we have just received what we think will ever show—There's just two dozen in the lot and they are made from fine Japanese crepe in original color. "You'll have to ask to see them because they're not on display." . . . 81 In our hat department besides the hundred new straw hat styles, we have a special light weight felt hat in a very light shade of Belgenet . . . . . Whitman's, Lowney's and Morse's chocolates. Get them at Wiedemann's. Adv. Extra Trousers of white corduroy will be the ultra style for the summer dance ...85 Our shoe department is showing two beautiful new lining designs. We call them the "Chin Chin" and is of white buckskin with white ivory soles and rubber heels. It is of fine canvass with white soles and rubber heels. #81 We've a new "Pinch-hack" suit tailored from fine English Home-spin in sizes 34, 36 and 38. It's "styleplus" value A man standing with his back to the viewer, wearing a wide-brimmed hat and long coat, holding a walking stick. He is gazing out over a scenic landscape with buildings and trees in the background. $17 Kool Kitchin® *Pinch-Backs* $10.00 Ziffernote® *Pinch-Backs* $12.50 Ober's HEAD TO FOOT OUT FITTERS Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl BOWERSOCK TODAY ONLY— Charles Frohman presents WM. H. CRANE who played in "The New Heurietta" in "DAVID HARUM" TOMORROW- GERALDINE FARRAR in "Maria Rosa" Straw Hats that will meet with your approval in STYLE,QUALITY,SERVICE $1.00 to $3.00 Genuine Panamas, $3.00,$3.50,$4.00,$4.50,$5.00. Genuine Italians-a light soft hat,$2.00. Summer Suits DeLuxe in cool summer clothes and genuine Palm Beaches, $7.50 to $10.00. A quarter silk-lined suit in a splendid variety of patterns at $15.00. Compare these with twenty-five dollar suits elsewhere. SKOFSTAD 829 Mass. St. SKOFSTAD UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. AGGIES OUT FOR BLOOD K. U. Will be Hard-Pushed In Dual Meet at Manhattan Today 1.1.4 DOPE FAVORS JAYHAWKS Every Man Primed For Race of the Year A dual track meet with the Kansas Aggies will be pulled off in Manhattan this afternoon. This will be the annual outdoor meet of the two teams and with favorable weather conditions but with rainy or cold weather the meet is liable to anybody's before the afternoon is over. AGGIES WILL FIGHT HARD of course, Coach Hamilton is not expecting as easy a time as he had on the indie tour in February. The score at that time was only 66 to 19 with Kansas leading. At that time, also the Aggies were confident of victory even to the extent of writing 44 to 11 all over town after someone had doped the nectar to come out with that score. On the outdoor track no Aggie follower has proclaimed a victory but they are after blood. The big indoor score did not cause Hamilton's proteges to become confident in the least. They learned their lesson in that respect last year when Kansas lost the outdoor meet by three points after winning the indoor fracas by a good margin. They will not lay down in this meet as every man on the squad has his fighting blood riled up. They are not going to let every one is going to do his share by winning or placing in his own race. TREWEEK OUT OF IT The Kansas cripples may be able to get into the going on the Agja track. Rodkey's foot has been through a number of treatments by Trainer Markley and is coming along all right. By the time the Valley meet is pulled off next week he will be able to show the Valley middle distance men that his leg is in first class shape. Treweeke, the other cripple from his final audition, He jerked his strained muscle again yesterday which makes things look bad in the jumps for the remainder of the year. The line-up for the meet will be about the same as in the other meets of the year. As in the Missouri meet this year, the lineup will be in a number of different combinations. Rodkey and Fiskie will probably run the half mile unless Coach Hamilton decides to use Sproull in this event again. This combination did not feature the two runners, so our last week and a new one may be used against the men of Merner. Grady is sure to face the star Teeter in the two mile run and this should be one of the prettiest races of the season it proved to be on McCook last year. RELY ON HURDLES FOR POINTS RELY ON HURDLES FOR POINTS The coaches are looking to their hurdles to get away with a few points in this meet. In the early meets this year the hurdles have always proved to be the best point winners for Kansas opponents and the Jawhayker team has never been remedied. Kansas needs a Simpson or someone to cover the sticks and the remainder of the team could take care of itself. The team left Lawrence at 11:58, this morning for Aggieville and will remain until tomorrow morning. The members of the team will serve as officials in the annual invitation meeting in school students Saturday afternoon. GERMAN SCHOLARSHIP TO MRS. A. J. GRIFIN The department of German has announced the annual Charles Griffin memorial scholarship for the coming year. This scholarship is given by the department in memory of her son, an alumnus, who was drowned several years ago. The scholarship pays $60 per year, and is open to any college student. The applicants must present their applications to Prof. Engle, together with a copy of their grades and a document of their plans, before June first. Prof. and Mrs. H. V. E. Palmblad entertained members of Alpha Chi Omega and Prof. and Mrs. N. P. Sherwood, at their home Tuesday evening. The time was spent with var. accounts until refreshes were served. Miss Catherine Risinger, of Denver, Colo., is the guest of her sister, Lois Rising, '19 Fine Arts. Miss Rising was well pleased with the University. Miss Helen Washburn and Miss Rose Cornbread of Baker University visited at the Abba Chi Omega house to attend the Acacia Farewell dance. Miss Rore Cornbreat, of Baken University visited at the Alpha Chi Omega house this week and attended the Acacia farewell dance. MISS ELIOT TO ATTEND UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, FRIDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 19, 1916. MISS ELIOT TO ATTEND SCHOOL IN CHICAGC Mrs. Minnie Elliot, mother of Miss Gladys Elliot, instructor in physical education, left Wednesday evening for Chicago to spend two weeks with her son, Russell D. Elliot, '14 C., now a junior in Rush Medical College, Chicago and they will go to New York City where Miss Elliot will study at the Chalif Normal School of Dancing during the month of June. In July she will take work at Harvard in gymnasium under Dr. Sargent, remaining there until the middle of August. The next summer she will travel to Canada among the Thousand Islands, after which, Miss Elliot and her mother will return to Lawrence. SUNDAY SPECIAL FAILS Committee Succeeded in Getting Seventy Students to Sign for Trip There will be no Billy Sunday special train from Lawrence. Over-confidence on the part of many people that the trim was assured and that it would be easier later is responsible for the failure of the plan to make good. As the money and the names of the people had to be in the hands of the railroad men by October, they were seventy-five required names only seventy-signed, the plan was given up. No further effort will be made to run a special train as there will be too many events at home to take up the time. You will have to next week and no one will have time to spare for the run, while this week the baseball games with Missouri, the invitation meet, and the canoe regetta with many private affairs will fully consume any time not spent in final experiments or library reading. TO DINE WITH MUSES Fine Arts Will Give Feast of Eats and Art Tonight in Gymnasium The Sonata Good eats and good music will combine to make up the good time at the Fine Arts Dinner which takes place in Robinson Gymnasium at six o'clock tonight. At least one hundred tickets have been sold and the affair promises to be full of enthusiasm as well as for wfm. Between courses there will be a presentation by the members of the faculty, and afterwards, with Dean Harold L. Butler for toastmaster, the following toasts will be given: 1st subject ... Dr. Frank Strong 2nd subject ... Allison Wilson The Muse Stands Transition ... Cessna Miller Development...Mrs. Charles Dunlap episode — Prof. W, B. Downing and diss Pearl Emley Argas, Evans return...Agnes Evans The Alumni Losing Theme, Prof. Chas, S. Skiltor Trea Foerkuh. The Crimson and the Blue SENIOR CLASS TO MEET Session Called Tuesday by Ran dolph to Talk Memorial. A special meeting of the senior class to be held at 3:30 o'clock day afternoon in Fraser Hall chapel on Monday, October 18. A. Randolph, president of the class. "I certainly hope that every member of the class will be able to attend this meeting Tuesday for not only it be probably the only meeting the class will ever have together this year, but matter of great importance," he added," said Randolph this morning. "Among them will be the matter of the class memorial, and some important details about commencement week." The latest acquisition to the Gamma Phi Beta house is Billy Sunday, a bull dog belonging to Gail Hall. Billy attended the May Fete and showed wonderful fighting ability by putting several dogs to flight. Edna Swingle, '15 College, will arrive in Lawrence next week. Miss Swingle has been teaching English in high school in Phoenix, Arizona, this year. Adriance Jaillite, '19 Fine Arts, is confined to her room at the Kappes house by a severe cold. Dorothy Brown, '17 College, has been handicapped by a strained ankle for the past week. A Dartmouth student, E. L. Mack recently broke the record for the slide down Mt. Washington on skis. He was 15 and a half and a half miles in twelve minutes. High School Students From Mis souri, Illinois and Kansas Will be Here OVER 100 TO COMPETE MANY SWIM IN FINALS ONLY CHAMPIONS INVITED Kansas City Squad Shows Up Well Over one hundred of the choice high school athletes of Kansas, Missouri, and Illinois will compete Saturday afternoon in what gives promise of being the classiest invitation Twenty-two schools will be represented, and possibly some others will send men. Coach Hamilton has kept a close watch over the high school meets of this part of the country all season, and has invited the men who have been making the best records to compete where and compete in a set of games where only champions are to be found. Grissom, of Syracuse, the man who ran away with the sprints in the interscholastic meet a couple of weeks ago, is already in Lawrence and says he is feeling fine for the meet. Coffin, of Northeast high school, Kansas has run twice to the two minute men will arrive with his teammates Friday afternoon The Kansas City schools always send men of good caliber and it seems, from their records, that they will live up to their reputations this year. The entries are as follows: NUMBER 156. Anthony: Luce, Powell, Callison. Bonner Springs: Faskett. Abrene: Gish, Alma: Horne: Gardner: Atwood. Humboldt: Lashmet, Stewart Moore, Armel. Harrisville, MI; Hamilton, Gray Iola; Oliver, Hawley, Hair, Chat Kansas City (Central); Matthews, Stingley, Baum, Carlison, Thomas, Austin, Sheskin, Silcott, Briscoe, Hunt, Worrall, Goodell, Williams. Kansas City (Northeast): Harrison, Schwartz, Harling, Eplinger Crenshaw, Coffin, McConnell, Warren Morgan, Combs, Mavio, Montihe. Kansas City (Manual); North Hillsboro, Carbondale, Middel- land, Marshall, Trails Kansas City (Westport): Snider Hillary, Hodges, Funk, Parker, Jarvis, Kent, Osborne, Crosby, Cooke Pavne, Simpson, Forster. Kansas City, Kansas: Russell, R. Henre, Norton, Reynolds, Cunningham, Spurgeon, Vigus, M. Henre, Oxley, Stenhens. Lawrence: Howard, Adair, Cartey, McDonald, Saunders, Olsen. Oregon, Ill.: Landers, Loomis Sauer, Brooke. Shattuck School, Minn. Stephens, Wabsh, Roussas, Wabsh, Bandy, Wabsh, Roussas, Wilkinson. St. Joseph, Mo.; Castle, Scranton McKinley. Jeanne Kirkendall, '16 College, entertained Mary Pedroja, Mildred and Sibyl Rose and Bessie Wilhite with a picnic supper in honor of Mildred Rose at the W. R. Stubbs home, Tuesday evening. Theta Sigma Phi, horonary office sorority, elected officers for the year, 1916-17 Thursday. Estella Foster was elected president; Barry Petersen president; Rachel Peterson, secretary; Margaret McVain, treasurer. Topeka: Cole, Roger, Bruce, Long Shun. Syracuse; Grissom. Enterprise: Neely. WOMEN KEEP A SECRET! All the king's horses and all the king's men, and all the men at K. U. can't draw out the secrets of the Women's Spring Formal to be given in Robinson Gymnasium Saturday night, May 20. Director McCanles with a four-piece orchestra will be there, but he says he doesn't know a thing except that he has been asked to play until 11:60, and that the Grand March begins at 8:30 sharp. No One Knows—Yet What Wil Be Doing at Spring Formal Miss Gladys Elliot, who is managing the Formal, condescended to tell a reporter today that 200 are ex-servants of the school who requested to mask. There will be good eats, and the serving of the dinner will be decidedly novel. The idea of the menu and serving of the repast sorrowed from Child's in New York. Pomp, ceremony and fun are to be general features of the evening. Of course there is a receiving line, where you can wave to the crowd. The majority will do the line too, for after the masks are removed, one will discover without doubt that he, I mean she, has shaken the hand of some name favorite, the Teda Bara or Mrs. Catt. Each Class Represented in Big Swimming Meet Last Night Contest Even Novices Show Up In Final OVER THIRTY PARTICIPATE The finals in the women's swimming tournament were held Thursday night in the pool in Robinson Gymnastium. The officials were: Judges, Dr. James Naismith, Dr. Alice Goetz, and Miss Sara Laird. Coach Hermel Olari gave a very class in the University was represented, even the graduate students. Back stroke, 50 - opa Holmes, senior, first, time, 19; 12; Hewam champion, freshman, second; Miriam Jones, junior, third. Results of the meet were: Side stroke 50 ft.—Ruth Endacott, Jonathan 60 ft.—Helen; Helen Wagstaff, freshman; second; and Barbara Abel, Junior, third. Novices, (freshmen who have learned to swim this year), side stroke: Dodd Dodderidge, first; Urta Seventh, second; Martha Demald, third. Breast stroke, 50 ft.-Bertha Kitchell, graduate, first; Francis Skinner, sophomore, second; Lucene Spencer, freshman, third. Notice straight dive—Urn Gowena. Notice second, second; Fay Dolderide bird; third. Dives, compulsory--Juniors, first, represented by Miriam Jonson; sophomore, tie between Katherine Reding and representative, Eleanor Atkinson. Fancy diving -Miriam Jones, first kite, Scott; second; Bertha Kitchkiel chief. Plunge for distance—Miriam Jones and Jennifer Lockhart, second Margaret Holder, third Relay — Sophomore, first—Mario Buchanan, Ruth Endacott, Katherine Reding and Margaret Hodder; freshman, second—Helen Chapman, Van Allen, Gilberta Sweet and Helen Wagstaff. The sophomores won the meet by six points, the score follows: sophomore, 26 points; juniors, 20 points; senior, 14 points; 12 points and the senior class 5 points. The following fancy dives were shown; neck dive, standing-sitting-standing; straight back; front jackface, front flip, side dive and Australian dive. MISS JARVIS IN RECITAI Will be Assisted by Miss Clars Sheurer, Contralto. The fifth of the graduating recitals of the School of Fine Arts will be given by Mary Javis Saturday afternoon at 4:30 in Fraser Hall. Miss Javis received her Mus. B. degree and is getting her certificate in pipe organ. Miss Javis is undoubtedly one of the most talented members of this year's class. She will be assisted by Clara Scherale, contralto, a special student in the School of Fine Arts. The program is as follows: Prelude in B minor...Bach Organ Sonata, No. 2 in C minor "Sinnion" *shon* *shon* "Ilabo" *ləbən* *Sta, Steas* "Dear Love, Lead Thine Aid" "Love" *laevər* *Lead Thine Aid* Miss Jarvis ... Mendelssohn Grave Gordon B. Nevin His Return from the War Andantine . . . . . Miss Scheurer His Return from the V Funeral March of the Tin Soldier Nocturne Ferretia Tortoise His serious Rage His Farewell Serenade Robert Bradley, of Lawton, Okla. has pledged Kanza. His Return From His Jealous Rage The Weather The Forecast: Unsettled tonight with showers west and south portion, Saturday showers, not much change in temperature. Miss Jarvis MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 22 to 26 Leader the Rev. George Darse, Pastor First Christian church, Lawrence. General subject "The Bible." Della exhibte. Monday; "What the Bible is for." Tuesday; "Why the Bible is true." Wednesday; "How the Bible is understood." Thursday: "How the Bible com- forts." Friday: "Why the Bible will never pass away." GLEE CLUB TO GLEE CLUB TO CONCERT IN ATCHISON The Men's Glee Club leaves this afternoon for Atchison where they will give a concert similar to the one given there a month ago under the auspices of the Atchison high school. Sixteen men under the tutelage of Prof. Jude Downing and accompany Fred Brown '18 College and Phillip Steveens, 16 F. A., will make the trip. The men are making the trip as a sideline of the University activities and expect to have a good time as well as to represent the University. The possibility of a further trip to Kansas City next week and the opportunity to have had to be refused because of conflicting dates have encouraged the men and they are planning a number of events for next fall. COLLEGES WANT PLAY Other Universities Are Eager to Have "The Stuff of Laughter" Produced The merit of Percy Shostac's phantasy, "The Stuff of Laughter," is shown by the recognition of critics from both the University of Chicago and the University of Wisconsin. Most critics were generous in their compliments of the play and want it put on at their respective schools. Dean Lovett and Howard M. Jones, of the department of English at the University of Chicago, saw the play and said that the University would stand back of producing it at Chicago. Members of the Chicago Dramatic League were seen and a meeting of the league arranged, at which the financial submission and work was to be obtained, the financial obligations being considered too great for the University of Chicago to undertake alone. The play was also seen and approved by Professor Dickerson, of the University of Wisconsin, who said conditions for staging it would be ideal in their open air theater at Madison. According to Professor Shostec it will be impossible to take the cast away from Primo. BIG SISTERS PLAN WORK Upperclass Women to Help Freshmen Next Fall The "Big Sister" committee held a meeting at Myers Hall yesterday afternoon, to discuss plans for next year. The motto of the committee is "love." The committee carries out the purpose of the committee to extend the "Big Sister Movement" among the women of the University, the upperclasswoman will each take charge of a freshman woman next year and she will carry the Y, W, meetings and to her own church her first Sunday in Lawrence. Other duties of the "Big Sisters" are to instil loyalty toward the University and respect for the faculty and for the council rules and support and uphold the honor sentiment. Agnes Hurtzler is chairman of the committee and Mable McNaughton, associate chairman. The nine capitals are twelve or fifteen "Big Sisters" are, Abigail Bixby, Alyse Bowley, Agnes Hackerot, Irma Larrick, Iva Scott, Frederica Johnson, Marie Buchanan, Stevenenson, and Janet Thompson. THROW FEBBLES TO WIN TENDER HEARTS Cave Method Used at K. U. The red-blooded youth of K. U. have developed a new method of amorous dwarfry. It is a return to the principles of our forefathers, sometimes referred to as cave men. In more popular language; it is the way of red-blooded Americanism that is manifest in the new manner of fanning the teder flame. This is how it works: Several Romes e gather beneath the open windows of the Administration Building. They toss pebbles inside hoping by chance to smite a fair maiden on the head and thus reach her heart. If she squeals, Romeo knows that his messenger of Cupid has hit home. One good thing about this method is that it is fair to the girls. Pretty ones have no better chances than the others. It is true hit or miss. Besides, it satisfies as nothing else can, the peculiar sense of humor which is found among men at the University. Phi Alpha Tau, honorary dramatic fraternity initiated the following men night at the Acacia house: Don Davis, Bob Smith, Sidney Moss. Eusebio Dyer, Rhody Moore and Henry Bean, Derek Crawford, a feed was served at Brick's. Prof. W. B. Downing has appointed Dora Lockett, '17 F. A., manager of the Girls' Glee Club for next year. MANY HEAR OPINIONS Societies Announce Pledges Ahokus Are Introduced and Explained TWO WOMEN ON PROGRAM Ada Dykes Scores Politicians In University Fraser Chapel has not seen a bigger crowd in years than gathered this morning at ten-thirty to hear the student day speakers register their knocks and praises of the faculty, legislature and members of the student body. "What's the matter with K. U." was unofficially the question for debate, and it was well handled "om every angle." Those acquainted with Student Day programs of the past pronounced the speeches this morning the most animated and earnest for many years. Those who feared that the program would be deadened by a woman speaker were mistaken for Miss Dykes showed much pep and easeness. Instead of being only one woman speaker as was announced in last night's Kansan, there were two, also American writing, chosen yesterday afternoon to speak Graduate School. The School of Education was the only school in the University that was not represented on the program. The crowd this morning began to gather as early as ten o'clock and when the speakers filed on the platform at a few minutes past ten-thirty, the hall was crowded for several yards outside of the doors. Fred Whitten, the speaker from the School of Law and Ada Dykes starred in this morning's work. Both Miss Dykes and Mr. Whiten spoke with great earnestness and the care with which they had prepared their first reading of the book and use of spicy language to hammome home the most important points led one of the later speakers to refer to them as Billy and Ma Sunday. The crowd this morning was full of life. The Engineers, Laws, Medics, and even the College gave their yells. Sunday's famous hymn, "Brighteen the Corner Where You Are," was taken up and passed around by the various Lawmen. The Laws, who probably sing more than anyone else, got away with their attempt to engineer who took up the refrain next miserably to keep together. The University of Kansas came in for its share of praise as an institute by two of the speakers who have attended colleges and universities. Clarendon and Kenneth Uhls both told of the high place Kansas holds in the estimation of the eastern institutions, and how our faculty was appreciated away from home then at home where we rub up against them every day. The Kansas state legislature and the University Senate came in for their share of the criticism. Mrs. Eustace Brown and Percy B. Shostac also got special mention, as did a number of the other faculty members and students. For the most part the speeches were general, but Mr. Whiton also asked Jakes introduced the personal element more into their talks, and from the way the crowd applauded, the pointed criticisms and puns pussed. Uncle Jimmy Green and Chancellor Frank Strong received their share of praise. The speakers paid special tribute to Uncle Jimmy Green. CHAMBER The Student Day convention was officially opened at 10:35 a.m. by singing the "Crimson and the Blue" and giving "Rock Chalk." Today was the first public appearance of Kenedey, the newly elected Cheerleader; Rock Chalk given under his leadership was one of the best given in years. SACHEMS ANNOUNCE PLEDGES SACHERS ANNOUNCES PLEDGES Paul Greere, vice-president of the Student Council was in charge of the convoction of the evidence of Junk Herriott, the president of the College who had to catch the train for Manhattan at 11:30. After a few preliminary remarks concerning the purpose of Students' Day, Mr. Lamas, the president of the Sachems, announced the following pledges for the coming year: Paul Greere, Clyde Vanderlip, Arnold Nordstrom, Clyde Gelvin, Fred McEwen, Hallieck, Craig, Ivan Dahl, L. R. Miller, H. W. Lawrence, E. Homer, John Herriott, Kenneth Principle, Harry Joseph Gaitskill, Paul Deal, A. H. Weiters, and Herman Olcott as honorary member. The next announcement on the program was that of the five most popular men in the senior class by the White Crows. The list follows: Ken Robinson, Tony Wood, Iceland Thompson, Tony James and Alexander Creighton. HONORARY SOCIETIES LAUNCHED Coach McCarty spoke next, announcing the launching of a new society in the University for the pro- (Continued on page 3) UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the Universi- dity of, Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Miles W. Yaughn...Editor-in-Chief Lloyd Whiteside...News Editor William Cady...Business Manager BUSINESS STAFF Paul Brindel Don Davis Halpke Gleisner Harry Morgan Guy Scriviner Cargill Sproull Glenn Swigger Vernon Moore Subscriptions price $2.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail malt- teries office at Lawyers, Kansas, under the name of James B. Maltzer. Published in, in the afternoon five years ago by the press of the stress Department of journalism. Address a1. communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of the class than merely printing the news; rather than merely printing the news, he holds to: play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be generous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to develop an awareness of the students of the University. FRIDAY, MAY 19, 1916. THE COMING ATHLETE The election of five members of Harvard athletic teams to the Phi Beta Kappa society last fall was greeted with a gasp of surprise in many western universities. Phi Beta Kappa keys and football suits have never been synonymous in the minds of students in the University of Kansas. It has been a sort of tradition that your star athlete would be at best not more than a mediocre student. But times, and athletes, have changed and the strong man is coming to his own. The K. U. track team stands well in grades this year. Fred Rockey, its most scintillating star, is a straight one man. The other members are well above the general school average. It is only a matter of a few years until we of the University of Kansas will see the heroes of the gridiron and the cinder path with the scholarship keys dropped across their vests and then things will be as they should be. The founding of the "Athletic Helpers of K. U." is going to do much to bring about this condition, if the organization is properly supported, and it is a worthy movement to say the least. Coach Olcott, in whose mind the plan originated, has been working it out ever since he came to the University last fall and he deserves great credit for the stand which he has taken toward the scholarship of athletes. The primary function of a University is the development of spirit and mind, not muscle, but a happy combination of the three will make its work more effective. K. U. should boost the new organi zation. "Onclet and Outcateria," the farce which the alumni will give during commencement week, might well bear the sub-title, "A Breakfast Hash." THE VALUE OF TIME The Summer Session will start the second week in June. Just enough time to work up a little "pep" after the finals. Many students who practically waste their summers and then complain about how much sooner the Germans complete their education than we Americans do, now have a chance to also graduate in three years. That the work is even more pleasant than through the ordinary school year is the universal *omnion* of those who know. More plans for recreation are provided and Mount Oread with its heavy thick wall buildings is far from the hottest place in Kansas. Moving pictures for entertainment as well as educational purposes have been provided in large numbers for this summer. Several Victrola entertainments have also been arranged. The increase in credits for summer work has now made it possible for students to graduate in three years without the customary breaks that always distract us for a few weeks of the fall term. Let the first year students consider this privilege of an A. B. in three years. Caps and gowns for the faculty on Commencement day will be popular with both the undergraduates and the alumni. The robes of scholarship will add much to the occasion. There is a dignity about a professor in a cap and gown which he can never have in a sack suit and a panama hat. DIGNITY AND DRESS Besides it will give us an opportunity to see just what degrees the wise ones have. LUCIAN I. BLAKE Each day brings new evidence of the esteem and effection in which Prof. Lucian I. Blake, who died in Boston May 11 was held. Professor Blake, for whom Blake Hall was named, was for twenty years head of the department of physics and electrical engineering in the University of Kansas. A letter just received by a member of the faculty says of him, "Few men were ever more inherently honest, frank and lovable than Lucian Blake. He was lovable not because he strove to make himself so, but because he could not be otherwise. His desire to be just and fair was constant; his disregard for money or fame or other worldly prizes was persistent; his unconscious determination to pay all men more than he owed and to collect less than his due was characteristic." Such praise is not the mere empty flattery of one who feels that he must flay something complimentary about the dead, but a tribute from a friend for a friend whose friendship had been a source of inspiration. To comment upon the influence which such a man exerted upon his fellow workers and acquaintances would be idle. Cardinal Newman's definition of a gentleman may be more fittingly applied to Professor Blake, "He is tender toward the bashful, gentle toward the distant and merciful towards the absurd. He observes the maxim of the sage that we should ever conduct ourselves towards our enemy as if he were one day to be our friend." FOUND IN A BOOK A Corner for the Library Browser WAR AND HUMOR "It may seem paradoxical that the tragedy of the war should restore England's sense of humor, but I feel sure that this will be the case," says Pelham Grenville Wodehouse, the noted English novelist, in an article by Joyce Kilmer in the New York Times Magazine. Mr. Wodehouse goes on to say that humor in England at present is restricted by class prejudice. Punch appeals only to the educated classes, and publications which cater to the lower classes are not read by any except people who are almost illiterate. Humorous stories to be read by upper class must deal with the life of butlers, butlers with butters, maids, country homes, or things which are part of the everyday life of that class. Jerome K. Jerome was the first English humorist of any distinction, Mr. Wodehouse tells us, who wrote in the person of a man who had to work for a living. In his "Three Men in a Boat" he wrote, not in the conventional English way, in the third person, patronizingly and unquestionably, telling the audience of the story their humble holiday, but he wrote in the first person, making the narrator one of the three men. "The American humorist is single-minded; he wants to be funny. The English humorist wobbles; he would like to be funny, but he is haunted by the fear of being vulgar. The English humorist has had ten years' training in repression, and the worship of good form at public school and university, and this cramps him. The American humorist has probably written a book about the appeal of a newspaper and his reverence for good form has worn thin. He aims to have his work have the punch at any cost." The difference between English and American humor is due also to a difference in the breeding of the humor of two countries. Mr. Wodehouse says: War is changing the humor of England, W. Modehouse thinks, because the classes are getting to know each other better. The foe; they are moved by a common impulse. Democracy will come out of the war where all classes are together on the battle field. And they don't write, nor for a class, but for England. This change in the feeling toward humor, and the attempt towards a humor for all was beginning to be felt. This change in the feeling toward humor for all was beginning to be felt. The classes are being forced to know each other better than ever before. They are discovering that they have many things in common, and one of these things is the sense of humor. This general sense of humor has been there all the while, but class distinctions have kept it from being recognized as a common possession." POETS CORNER It is said that England lacks cradles, this threat for the purpose growing in Belgium. "WILLOW, WILLOW" By Edith M. Thomas Willow, willow, river-willow—you for cradles counted best, Hand-raised hardwoods. cradles counted best, Hear you not that England's babies Lack the springy woven basket, with the white hood overhead. All in vain you call the willow. For we willows now are found shielding happily a little sleeper in a snowy bed? Bending with our load of sorrows ~ stopping till we sweep the ground! None there are to trim our branches or to braid the plant strand — All the willows now are weeping in the stricken Flemish land! Spring comes fearing—and retiretch! Blight on every living branch Men and trees and soil are bleeding from a wound Spring cannot If our buds we could push forward, they would crawl upon no green. England, England, if our springy oisers you would have again, For there's crimson on the rivers to whose shuddering lips we lean! Cradles have we none for babies- none with pleasant sleep and sleep. Willows, willows, river-willows, Eng. land lands your large lament! All the willows now are weeping by the haunted Flemish streams! All her hearts of oaken fibre to you: lifting shall be lent; England strikes for you untring, till unlight against you, stand— Till no more the willows shall be weeping in the Flemish land! upright again you stand— As for myself I am sure that he would give me great pleasure to attend many of the functions which are given at the University. In fact I would like to spend an entire winter in Lawrence. It seems to me that the scores of journalists who were with you during Kansas Newspaper Week ought to make a supreme effort to give publicity to your activities. Essays in Tabloid Tablets HASH HOUSES A hash. House. Is a student. Name for a. Place where they sell. You the where. Withal to keep your. Ribs from showing. At 4.50 per. You have to pay. Whether you eat or not. Hence the popularity of. Onions. Macaroni. Scraapplings. And. Garlic. The hash. House is the. Great student. Melting. Pot. Here the dignified senior. And the hay. Haired frost. Eat the same. Soup. And hear the same. Splashes when. They swallow the. Doughnut. Desert. Afterwards. Keen coeds. And rubes from the short. Grass meet on a par. And each has an influence. On the. Other. The rube learns to dance. And the. Cood learns. That even ribes some. Times have. Money. A hash house. Is easily. Identified by its odor. And the noise of. Clanking. Inch-thick china. Monday lunch. In a hash. House. Is always made from. Sunday leavings. Hence it is. Not. Popular. The name is really. Somewhat misleading because. There is very little hash. Meat is. Too high. Rice and. Prunes are also. Taboo. because of the price. Beans, cornbread. And Kaw Valley. Spuds are very. Popular. However. The war may. Enable the landladies'. Daughters. To get. That new. Electric. Yet. It furnishes an. Excuse for'. Raising the. Price. Of board. Editor Dany Kansan: I note a paragraph in the Kansan referring especially to the May Fete. I explain that the activities at the University are public and the publicity over the state which they deserve. You suggest that the students should invite five friends to attend when there was any performance of unusual excellence and I believe that this would be a good plan. However you should be sure that the persons invited could attend. CAMPUS OPINION I read the Kansan and am well BOOSTS THE FETE Daily Kenyon Communication must be signed as evidence of good faith but names cannot not be published. BOWERSOCK Paramount Pictures "MARIA ROSA" In the Epoch Making Photodrama Feature Founded on the Play by Guido Marburg and Wallace Gillpatrick TODAY and TOMORROW MATINEE AND NIGHT Paramount Pictures JESSE L. LASKY Presents na's Foremost Artiste of Grand Opera and Screen GERALDINE FARRAR "Will the vaccination mark show, doctor?" (Arrangement With Morris Gest) Produced by Cecil B. DeMille pleased at the way in which it is conducted. No matter that you are only playing at newspaper making—you are getting real experience. It is the real way to fit a boy or girl for a newspaper career and I hope that many of you reach the highest pinnacles of journalistic success. In a track meet between the Yale and the Princeton freshmen the Yale team defeated the 1919队 of Princeton by a score of 65 5-6 to 47 1-6. The varsity team defeated the Princeton regulars by a score of 68% to 37%. More than three hundred dozen eggs were on display at the annual egg exhibit at Purdue recently. Eggs from as far as New Jersey and Georgia were there. like an onion "That depends entirely on you, madam!"—Exchange. The college paper's a great invention The college gets all the fame The printer gets all the money, And the staff—gets all the blame. Send the Daily Kansan home. Charles F. Brooker, Hillsboro, Kansas. Love is like an onion You taste it with delight, But when it's gone you wonder Whatever made you bite. Print HASH HOUSE COMPLAINS Editor Daily Kansan: He: "Run the quarter mile." Michael ran the quarter mile. "It What did she do it in?" Her: "I don't know what you call the darned things."—Chaparral. Miss Farrar's Greatest Screen Production. More Thrilling than."Carmen." More Absorbingly Interesting than "Temptation." The Greatest Achievement of the Art of the Cinema. Editor Daily Kansan; Henry Yellery; "Afaff we'mars he hicken foh dinnere dhe ebay dayes" Her: "You ought to have seen Mabel run the quarter mile." Melinda Johnson: "Oh, yo' deary! But I wouldn't ask yo' to run no sech risks hoh my sake!"—Puck. Why are the fraternities given precedence over the Hash House league in the use of the baseball fields? I am told that Manager Hamilton has placed our leagues behind where that we are getting a square deal. The barbs on this Hill are doing more to support the University than the Greeks are and, since they are greater in number they should be given more chance in the use of the athletic fields, in the use of me. Will Mr. Hamilton explain? Yale: "Why is it that girls haven't the same sense of humor men have?" Smith: "Perhaps it's because, we do not hear the same剧院"—Yale Record. - Hash House. Senior, very gently, approaching the situation: "No she will be more likely to say, 'John, you have an armful of awful.'" The youngest graduate this year at Ohio State University will get a law degree. He is only twenty years old and can not take the state bar examination to practice in Ohio for six months. Attractive signs put out to advertise a dance at Iowa State College were all stolen within a few hours. "Who says it pays to advertise?" demanded the frate advertiser. ADMISSION ONLY 10c. Because of the strict enforcement of scholarship rules, the strongest and most finished glee club that Wisconsin has ever produced has been forced to give up its annual trip through the Middle West. Pennsylvania co-eds are a mile after coppers for a new gym and lunch room. They need $84,00 which makes exactly one mile of pennies. The University of Michigan's two-mile relay team recently made the distance in the record breaking time of minutes 56 and 3-5 seconds. Don't Buy a Thing Until WAIT! Jones' Annual Profit Sharing Sale WANT ADS. FOR RENT -After September 1st, Modern house of twelve rooms. Entire or in apartments. Also rooms for Summer School. Bell 1823 W. FOR RENT—House at 1406 Tennessee street. Fine for fraternity or club house. Call L. W. Cazier, 27-68 Bell. 153-5 Comes the First Week in June YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN with selling ability can earn big wages during vacation. Straight legitimate proposition. Come up and let me tell you how. C. W. Garman, Merchants Bank Building. 150-10 LOST-A Arm pin with pinhole A nostatic play. Reward C. 154. 155-6. 156-8. Kansas City's Profit-Sharing Store. THE JONES STORE STUDENTS WANTING profitable summer employment, call at 1341 Ohio St., Friday or Saturday of this week. E. C. Babst. 156-3 LOST-A Waterman fountain pen. Used as gift. Call Hail, Bell 1239 as a gift. CLASSIFIED Book Store jewelers KEEELER'S BOOK STORE, **329 Mass** St. Typewriter for sale or rent Paper on the pound. Quibs book for 10c. Pictures and Picture frames for Shoe Shoe ED. W, PARSONS, Ennerver, Watch, jewelry. Bell phone 731, 737, 757 China Telecom MISS Telecom MISS TELECOM RUPA, built for a large market. well served by handset. of MISS Phone built for a large market. of MISS Phone K. U. SHOE SHOP and Pantatorium is best place for best results 1324 ISO Plumhats PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO. PHONE KENNEDY MAeda Lamps., MAeda Lamps. MAeda Lamps. B. H. DALE. Artistic Job Printing Both phones 328, 1023 Mass. Then lay in a year's supply of everything, for then our 70 different departments divide their profits with you and the biggest bargains of the year may be obtained. Your Round-Trip Railroad Fare to Kansas City Paid as Usual. FORNEY SHOE SHOP. 101? Mass. St. a mistake. All work guaranteed. MTSR M. A., MORGAN, TBSI Tennessee tailoring. I. very reasonable. tailoring. II. very reasonable. PROFESSIONAL CARDS R. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires studio. Both phones. J. R. BECHTEL, M. D. D. O. 832 Mann Bottle. Both phones on residence and residence. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the Eye cology 109 Ohio St. Phone: Heal- ing Clinic 118 Ohio St. Phone: BARRY REDING. M. D. EYE, 64, SAFE, 64. M. Blug. Phones: 513. U. Blug. Phones: 513. DR. H, W, HUTCHINSON, Dentist, 2015 Pirkins Bldg, Lawrence, Kannas. A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law, 748 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas. C. E. ORELUP M. D. Dick Bldg. Eya. Ear, Nose. M and Throat Specialist. All glass work guaranteed. Successor to Dr. Hamman. 2 for 35° a for 45° Ashby-9½ in. Lexicon-9½ in. ARROW COLLAR spring style, in two heights CUETT PEABODY & CO. INKERS Bring your old suit to me and get twice as much for it. Money loaned on valuables. ABE WOLFSON 637 Mass. St. ASK FOR and GET ASK FOR and GET HORLICK'S THE ORIGINAL MALTED MILK Cheap substitutes cost YOU same price. BIG VACATION MONEY! All students and teachers, men and women, profitable and congenial employment in this summer, should write at once to The University Faculties Ass'n', 134 W, 29th Street, New York City. Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100.000 The Student Depository THESIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH Typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St. PROTSCH The College Tailor Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THEATRE VARSITY TODAY ONLY FRANCES X. BUSHMAN AND BEVERLY BAYNE IN "The Law Between" TOMORROW—“THE RAIDERS” Buy a Suit for $6.50? At 820 Mass. Street we have on display the best in summer wear, at that price—$6.50 STEP IN TONIGHT Not only a suit but a good Kool Cloth pinch back suit that you will have to pay $10 to $15 for elsewhere. IT CAN BE DONE Ideal Clothing Co. "Higher Grade Clothing for Less Money" 。 A fresh stock of films for your Kodak, as well as Film Tanks, Velox paper, chemicals and all other supplies. Come to Us for Your KODAKS Step in and see us. Our knowledge of photography is entirely at your service, and we will gladly develop and finish your pictures promptly and with painstaking care. Evans Drug Store Kodak Dealers 819 Mass. Men! —a classy new one— The AIR-O-WEAVE A two-piece suit built of the lightest of summer materials—featuring the new PINCH BACK coat and made to sell at ten dollars is a KUPPENHEIMER creation offered now by Robert E. House The new "light Indian" made its debut on the Hill this morning when a mechanic from one of the gargues rode up to test it out. As the miniature heavier than an ordinary bicycle passed the Law Building, the Laws, as is their custom whenever anything they do not understand passes, yelled "whoa" and according to its training, or not, as you see flies stoping on the road. Storm forced it anyway," yelled the disconcerted rider as he pedaled away. We make fresh chocolates every day. Wiedemann's.-Adv. One of the first evidences of the practical value of the new course in Milling and Baking taught by Prof. Clarence Estes will be substantiated next Saturday when Ralph S Herman, one of the senior students in the class at Lafayette, will be the position of chemist with the well-known L-H. Milling Company. HUNTS CHEM. PROFESSOR S. Dakota University President Visits Hill Dr. Robert Lincoln Shagle, president of the South Dakota State College dropped hurriedly into Lawrence Wednesday night and spent Thursday or looking for an instructor in chemistry to take back to the north with him. Incidentally, Dr. Slaughter was permitted to revisit his old friend and classmate, Prof. W. H. Johnson of the School of Education, with whom he became acquainted back at Johns Hopkins University in 1894. South Dakota has claimed the services of Dr. Slagle for the past twenty-five years in different capacities, including professor to president of the college, and has seen the South Dakota Mechanical and Agricultural College develop from a little academic institution into a real college with an enrollment of five hundred students. Speaking of his first impressions of K. U., Dr. Slagle said, "I am immensely pleased with your beautiful campus and wonderful views here at Kansas. You have one of the prettiest campuses in the country. I am particularly impressed with the effect which your uniform building material gives to the buildings here. It appears that we are built because we so lack such a uniformity at South Dakota. Ours are built of everything." Dr. Slaughter left Thursday night for his home, where as he expressed it, he is in town. MANY HEAR OPINIONS ROBERT FULTON DEAD Sigma Chis Go to Finals The final game of the Pan-hellenic league will be played Tuesday of next week. The semi-finals between the winners of the first and third round will be played on Monday. The winners of this game will play the leaders of the second division on the following day. Kenneth Lott, 117, delivered his address, "The Spirit of the West," as a forerunner of the high school commencement exercises at Bancroft, an academy that he attended and bid Kenneth has made for popularity, and it looks as if he'd won it Sigma Chis Go to Finals University Sunday School at 9:30 Promptly at that hour the Haskell Orchestra will give a twenty-minute program. This is the last Session of the year. Plans for next year are to be announced. Some surprises. In the meantime the final games in two of the divisions must be played. The Sigma Chis are the only ones sure to reach the finals. At 10:30 Dr. Hargelt will preach the third in his series on "The New American Religion." Subject, "Religion and Health." James B. Ramsey will lead the Epworth League at 6:45 in the Senior Questionnaire. Were you at his other nrecueet? Then, enough said. (Continued from page 1) THE METHODIST BULLETIN. Get These Items! Anniversary of the Epworth League and installation of new officers in the evening service. Rev. Thompson will give the address. Subject, "Shai." Close Down. Down the Chair! The Unique Office with have charge of the evening music, rendering a short program under the direction of Miss Nancy Longnecker. Class in "Wesley's Church and Ours" by Rev. Thompson, at 12:00. TONIGHT! HIGH OLD TIME AT WOODS AND CAVE motion of better standards of scholarship among athletes. The name of the society is "A. H. O. K. U." The purpose of the organization, as stated by Coach McCarty, will be to aid all athletes in the University in keeping up with the demands of a membership of twenty-five, half of whom are to be chosen at the end of the year from the sophomore class, to remain active for two years following. The names of thirteen junior who have been chosen as the charter members of the organization were appointed and named, so is purely honorary, and the members pledge themselves to give everything they have of genius, aggressiveness, and time to the betterment of athletes and athletics at the University. Don't say you weren't invited. You ARE. The first speaker on the program of regular Student Day speakers was Jamison Vauter, representing the School of Engineering. Vauter spoke against the idea of seating the schools separately at the athletic contests, and encouraged the students for better "The Engineers are behind the University to a man," said Mr. Vauter, "and the students who can't leave their work for a few minutes to support athletic events—if they cannot find it, they will contempt of the whole school." Joseph Campbell for the School of Pharmacy said that the Pharmics had but one grievance to name, and that was against the state legislature, which refused to give them a building of their own. Fred Whitten, for the Laws, made probably the best speech of the day. The first few minutes of his remarks were in the form of a sarcastic burlesque, hitting at the students and the University Senate for their mistaken attempt to challenge the Law. He touched upon the rally of a year ago last fall as an example, and accused Percy Shostac of bringing the University into a sisterish attitude over the beauties of art. His remarks became more serious and the police responded by shooting who had given the School of Law a black eye as being a snap school. He stated that the "Morning Watch" idea was being overworked, and that it was not the spirit of the School of Law to be crude or insulting. He scored the job of building the school and of their building to College classes. His best point, was the scoring of a number of faculty members who had been so little as to criticize Dean Green. He closed his speech by begging the rest of the University to be guilty of the Laws, as they had been towards the rest of the University. The first woman speaker to appear on the Student Day platform was Ada Dykes. She opened fire on the men of the University from the very start, where she placed a place saying that women should have rights in the University they have outside. She hit at the men politicians, and politics in general at the University. Mrs. Brown and the twelve o'clock dance rule were brought up and aired with some difficulty and recreated with some made a plea to the students to wore for the Mill Tax, and brought Gov. Capper's word to support it. She paid a fine tribute to Chancellor Strong and Uncle Jimmy Green. Miss Dykes's speech was full of pep and many personal slams and similes, the majority of which received good naturally by the audience. KENYAN KANSAN 18 GOAT Kennette UMKENA Tewsicka took a slam at the Legislature for their backwardness in appropriations for both the Medical School and the Uni- l Word has been received of the death of Prof. Robert Irwin Fulton, Dean of Oratory and Professor of Oratory and Elcution in Ohio Wesleyan University, widely known lecturer, scholar and writer, and recognized as one of the world's greatest masters in the field of 18th-century professor Fulton was assisted Professor in Elcution and Oratory at the University of Kansas. Clarendon Havingurst, who spoke for the Journalists, declared the Kansas had been serving as the official University goat for this year. He left out all petty personalities but made a good humored allusion to Billy and Ma Sunday which greatly pleased the crowd. Ohio Wesleyan Professor, Famous Lecturer, Was Once K. U. Instructor Miss Anna Baker, representing the Graduate School, gave a short history of the school and made a strong plea to the faculty for less hours and more consideration so that the graduate students might have time to become more than grinds and really representative of the student body. Death came last Thursday at his home in Deleware, Ohio where for several weeks he has been making a valiant though hopeless struggle against carnea, an almost incurable disease of incurable nature. He was 61 years old. President Woodrow Wilson, who is considered one of the most powerful and polished orators of today, was one of Professors Fulton's students in obsession with his work and the two men were close friends. Among the many letters and telegrams received during the last few days of his illness from friends over the United States and the entire world, one message, but a few days before his death, was from President Wilson expressing deep interest and sympathy. "The Glee Club has given up the plan of giving a concert in Kansas City," said Paul H. Sautter Thursday afternoon. "We are giving the concert at Atchison on our own hook and our expenses will be high as we have no concerts on the way. So we have given up the Kansas city trip. Prof. William B. Downing will not be able to accompany us to Atchison." Lester A. Sprinkle, First Lieutenant of the K. N. G.'s took a squad of men out yesterday afternoon and stationing them ten yards apart, sent the following message down the line: "Enemy 200 yards below the island on left bank of river." In a few seconds the message had gone the circuit with only one mistake; "left" had been changed to "west" The death of Professor Fulton means the passing away of one of the foremost lecturers, writers and teachers in the United States. His ability won him world-wide recognition. Crowned heads of Europe have entertained him, and audiences all over the world have listened to his addresses. Professor Fulton made three trips to Europe and one of them visited Berlin. In these trips he visited and lectured in all the large cities, including Berlin, London, and Paris. While in India he lectured in the palace of one of the native rulers, an honor which is seldom conferred upon strangers. Dorothy Brown. c '17, sprained her ankle last week but is getting along nicely now. Our peach ice cream is made from the fruit. Wiedemann's—Adv. With my mind upon the river And my eyes upon my books Spring is calling to me daily And my lessons sour my looks. It's very refreshing—the green gage ice cream at Wiedemann's—Adv. Send the Daily Kansan home. Small Class in Summer Camp Small Class in Summer Camp The summer camp of the zoology students, who are to study the cotton rat, a pest that has recently become a problem in Kansas, will be held in the Museum of Natural History at the Prof. E. O'Roke of the department of zoology will be in charge of the class, which is composed of Victor Householder, Harold Shelley, Eber Jolly and James Rogers. Sigma Delta Chi, journalism fraternity announces the pledging of the following men, Henry Peuges, Harry Morgan, Clarendon Havinghurst, E. H. Kendrick, Dick Treweke, Paul Flagg and Glen Swogger. All of the men are students in the department of journalism. Sigma Xi Elects Sigma Xi, honorary scientific fraternity, held an election of officers last night and initiation of new members. The officers elected were: president, Dr. Aihon A. Ashion, vice president, Prof. E. Todd, treasurer, Bruckner miller and secretary, Prof. P. V. Fangher. Initiation was held for Homine Blocer, Jessie M. Jacobs, J. E. Williams, Dudley J. Pratt, Walter H. Hollowell, James M. Jones, Earl R. Curry, James B. McNaught and Earl O'Roke. Each initiate made a short talk. Chancellor Frank Strong went to Cawker City Wednesday, where he delivered the commencement address graduating class of the high school. The Home Economics Club and members of the classes in the preparation of foods, took their lunch to the golf links Wednesday afternoon. After lunch they walked over to the "practice house" and went through it. "The house is in a beautiful situation," she said, a lot of rehabilitated. Miss Kate Daum, a graduate student in the department. The house has been turned over to the department and will be put in hse at some future time. Special—The green gage ice cream at Wiedmann's—Adv. EMULATE GREEK GODS Disciples of Diana Will Hold Archery Contest This Afternoon This afternoon at 4:30 in front of the Fowler Shops the first archery contest ever held at K. U. will begin. Only junior and seniors are permitted to enter. As a result there will be only ten entries. The bad weather has greatly handicapped the archers in their daily practice. The contestants shoot a distance of forty yards. If the meet today is successful there will be one every year. A trophy cup will be given to the winner by the Gustafson Jewelry Store. Ella Hawkins will have charge of the contest. The following women are entered in the shoot: Ethel Martin, Ellen Edmonson, Ethel Meyers, Minnie Moody, Zula Chase, Nellie Huston and Ruth Fox. Miss Margaret Mohler of St. Joseph, Mo., will spend Friday and Saturday with Lucie Hampson, '18 College, and attend the Sigma Phi Sigma farewell party Saturday evening. Prof. F, C. Dockeray left last evening for Doring and Kensington where he will deliver addresses to the high commission in part of their commencement exercises. Do you believe in partnership? How about your wife? L. S. Beughly Do you believe in partnership? How about your wife? K. S. Berghly The University of Chicago HOME work, offers also instruction by correspondence, for detailed information address 24th Year U. of C. (Dn.) J. Chicago III. Model Town The University of Chicago HOME in addition to resident students for admission by correspondence. For detailed information STUDY 24th Year U. of C. (Dn.) J. of Ch., Chicago. Michael Towe Mitchell Younes Arrow Shirts—guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl CORNER DECORATION Graduation Gifts The charm of a Graduation Gift lies in its individuality. In such an assortment of Graduation Gifts as we are able to show you, personal taste may be suited to the smallest detail. Emery, Bird, Thayer Company Kansas City, Mo. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN ITLL BE A HUMMER Today's Game Starts Series for the Missouri Valley Championship HERE COME THE TIGERS! They Took the Train Yesterday "Red of Tooth and Claw." It was a pleased bunch of baseball bugs who rolled over in bed this morning to see the rising sun coming up in the east without a cloud near it. And they had a right to be pleased. For it meant that one of the fastest baseball games of the year would be pulled from the field without interruption from I. Pluvius unless the latter arrived late in the afternoon. All is set for the big game this afternoon. Twelve Tigers left Columbia at 3:40 yesterday afternoon and reached Lawrence late last night. Coach Brewer has his men in the same good condition that the men of McCarty has and neither team will suffer from lack of training. The biggest and strenuous work this week in preparation for the big games and the three star pitchers were working fine in the last practice yesterday afternoon. MUST WIN BOTH GAMES The series which starts this afternoon will decide the Missouri Valley championship. But in order to do so either team must win both games of the series. In the case of a complication will result that may cause a split in the title for the year. At the present time both Missouri and Kansas have lost only one conference game. Missouri has two conference games and Kansas has the Kansas series while K. U. has yet to play the Ames Aggies and the Kansas Aggies. In case of the split in the Tiger series this week a defeat for either Kansas or Missouri in any one of the remaining games means the loss of the season. MAX PUT SMEE IN BOX MAY FUT SAME Urban, vertebrate morning it looked like Craig was doing the hurrying for the Kansas squad but the dope last night indicated that George Smee would do the mound work for Kansas. McCarty will probably use Smee against the Missouri star pitcher, Bryant, this afternoon and tomorrow afternoon for use against one, Mr. Taylor of the Brewer squad. ANNOUNCEMENTS The game this afternoon starts at 3:45. Put tomorrow afternoon the big battle will not start until 4:30 on account of the high school track meet. The track meet and baseball game tomorrow can be seen for one admission and this feature alone will attract an unusually large crowd. Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once at her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. Admission to the Women's Formal is twenty-five cents a couple. Get your ticket by Thursday or Friday at the latest, so the committee can arrange for the number of guests. Gladys Elliott. Forty Club Dance—Woodland Park Saturday night. All members expected. Senior Invitations may be secured by those who ordered them, at the Fraser check stand on Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday mornings Room Lists for next year. The University Health Service is preparing lists of rooms which will be classified so far as possible according to convenience, sanitation, service and students' ability to pay. When completed the lists may be consulted at the registrar's office, the offices of the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. secretaries and at the University Hospital. The International Polity Club will meet Tuesday evening at 7:45 at the Beta house. The Rev. N. S. Eldrink will speak. This will be the last meeting of the year and any instructions for the delegates or any resolutions to be presented at Cleveland will be considered. The Orchestra will hold its last rehearsal Tuesday evening, May 23. All members are requested to be present.-McCandles. Second Band will rehearse in Fraser Hall next Monday evening, May 22. Return "Modern Essays" at Once Will the person who has taken "Modern Essays" back it return it. library it return it. Somebody else would use to it use it. Why don't you let Schulz make your Commencement suit?—Adv. We have the largest assortment of "Local View" post cards in the city; also booklet of post cards and large view books. Wolf's Book Store— JISS LYNN LEAVES HOSPITAL TODAY Miss Margaret Lynn, who is at present in Simmons Hospital, recuperating from nervous exhaustion, is recovering nicely and will probably be able to work next few days. Miss Lynn fell from the platform in Robinson Gymnasium on the day of Billy Sunday's address. Her arm was dislocated but is healing rapidly. Miss Lynn will go from the hospital to her home this afternoon. THE HOURS OF MISERY Examination Schedule May 27 to June 2,1916 Exclusive Saturday classes will be examined Saturday P. M., May 27. Classes at 11:30 will be en- Classes meeting at 11:30 will be ex announced M.A. A., May 29. Classes meeting at 2:30 will be ex amned Monday P. M., May 29. Classes meeting at 10:30 will be ex- amined Wednesday A. M, May 31, Classes meeting at 4:30 will be examined Wednesday, P. M. May 31. Classes meeting at 9:30 will be ex. amined Thursday A. M., June 1. Classes meet at 3:30 will be ex- anmited Thursday P. M., June 1. Classes meeting at 8:30 will be ex- Classes meeting at 8:30 will be examined Friday A. M. June 2. Classes meeting at 130 will be examined Friday P. M. June 2. Three hour classes (and one hour classes meeting on Monday, Wednesday or Friday); will be examined from 8:30 to 10:30; if scheduled above for the morning: from 1:30 to 3:30 if scheduled above for the afternoon. Two hour classes (and one hour classes meeting on Tuesday or Thursday) will be examined from 10:50 to 12:30, if scheduled above for the morning; from 3:50 to 5:30, if scheduled above for the afternoon. Four and five hour classes will be examined from 8:30 to 11:30, if scheduled above for the morning; from 11:30 to 14:30 if scheduled above for the afternoon. Laboratory classes will be examined at the time corresponding in the schedule above to the first laboratory period or at the time corresponding in the fourth hour exists) at the discretion of the head of the department concerned. Classes meeting on Saturday and not on other days in the week, will be examined as scheduled above on Saturday p. m. from 1:30 to 3:00 for one and two hour courses; from 1:30 to 3:30 for three hour courses. Entrance examinations may be taken during the week in accordance with the instructions of the Board. Wednesday, May 31. 8—12 English 10—12 Algebra 3-5 Geometry Thursday, June 1 Thursday, June 1. 8—10 Physical Geography 10—12 Economics 1—3 German Friday, June 2 8—10 Latin 10—12 Physis 10—12 Physics 1—3 Botany 1—3 Botany 2. 5 Creek Time for examinations in subject not given in the above list may be arranged with the Committee on Examination that will be held during above days. Candidates will report to Professor Stimpson, Room 202 Blake Hall, for examinations and for any further information in regard to them. 10—12 Free-hand Drawing Saturday, June 3, 10 Chemistry 1----5 Psychology 3----5 Physiology MEN—Be dressed right Commencement week. Ask Schulz—Adv. The quality of our goods is inside the box. A five pound box of chocolate for $4.99. Municipal Reference Bureau Has Most Others Skun a Mile OUR'S CAN'T BE BEAT Communities of the State of Kansas have a Municipal Reference Bureau which is excelled by only two other bureaues of the kind; those of Iowa and California. That the cities of the state are appreciative of the service of the bureau is shown by the number of requests for information that come in to Mr. Charles Tallman. Dozens of times the last year Mr. Talbot has answered 472 inquiries from persons living in Kansas. The Bureau is supported by the University and by the League of Kansas Municipalities. Besides cooperating with the Kansas League and the National municipal leagues, the Bureau edits a monthly review of municipal progress and problems, and provides lectures for various kinds of municipal welfare meetings, dealing with a wide variety of subjects. Mr. Talbott is particularly well fitted to place at the service of Kansas communities exact information on social engineering, and to help the communities of Kansas to solve their problems. He works at the University of Michigan, DePauw and Wisconsin along economic and legal lines The work of this department is systematized to a point of unusual efficiency. Filling cabinets contain classified information as to the work performed by the staff, and those are kept carefully up-to-date. The map and tack system is used to keep account of the cities of the League. Those cities that are paid up active members are marked on the map with black headed tacks. The predominate task on the map is proof the progressiveness of Kansas towns and cities. the May number of "The Public Servant," a magazine for the promotion of training for public service, or the work of the department as follows: "It is a good sign when universities will specifically advise communities on subjects as these. There are today many universities both publicly supported and privately endowed that would hesitate about answering such an inquiry and would then refuse. Keep up the good work, Kansas! You are now doing a service that all university students will be dug in to learn. And this recognition of the real duty to place its knowledge at the service of society is a first step and a long one in training men who can give such services to communities in the interest of the communities." Here's how to put yourself to sleep. It's a rare bit, invented and tried out by Prof. R. M. O. Mogen himself. His 11:30 class in Psychology received the first instruction. They provided that the patient first retire for the night, then return home, the shake-up ensued, and patient they immediately fell into heavy slumber. GIFT DAY The instructions are simple. Play the hypnotist by pressing the eye lids gently and warbling the words, sleep, sleep, s-i-e-e-p. Then Morpheme immediately warts. Then Morpheme goes gradually emergent from which you gradually emerge by snapping your fingers in perfect rhythm with the tapping of eight bells. Tomorrow will be gift day at Gustafson's. This store will have extra help tomorrow to wait on commencement shoppers. The buyers who send attractive gifts and who are free from rush and bother the last week or so, are choosing their gifts now. "Moore's Safety" and Sheaffer fountain pens "Eversharp" pencils will make useful Graduation presents. Wolf's Book Store.-Adv. Gustafson THE COLLEGE JEWELER Of course you'll want to go home right. Let Schulz fit you. Adv. Whitman's, Lowney's and Morsa's chocolates. Get them at Wiedemann's. Give a Gastafson gift and experience the real pleasure of giving THE COLLEGE JEWELER Send the Daily Kansan home. “READING MAKES A FULL MAN” SAYS THE SAGE An account of the men who have given their lives in the hunt for fortune in the earth, "The Gold Hunters"; a man named man of Idaho, Charles J. Lisle. The story of rowing in American Universities since the first race between Harvard and Yale, sixty-four years ago. "READING MAKES A FULL Found in the June Scribner; A clear explanation of the strong financial position of the United States, should a break with such Germany, is that Daniel Noyes has succeeded the fact that thru the new banking system we possess at this moment an available resource such as was not in the grasp of any Europeans at the outbreak of the present war. OATMEAL FARCE SUCCESS 300 Women Attended Play at Unitarian Church "A most successful farce," is the verdict of the 300 women who saw the tragedy, "Omelet and Omaalnea," at the Uitianatian church last night. The play is a take off on canned goods and breakfast foods and was written by Mrs. Ona Winnant Borland, of Kansas City. Seventeen women of the Association of Collegiate Alumnae presented the play. The opening scene showed E. M. Carr as an army soldier, struck upon hearing the voice of the ghost of Chanticleer coming from the graveyard. Queen Milk, Miss Esther Swenson, and Fraudius, a can ofBoneless chicken, Miss Nadine Nowlin, have conspired together and have poisoned Chanticleer, king of Illville. The ghost of Chanticleer appears before Omelet, the Haken Hopes, and each him to avenge his murder. Omit promises. He also tells Oatmealia, Miss West, with whom he is in love, to flee from the castle of Illigalone to a sanitorium and warns her that in the eating of prepared breakfast food she will meet her fate. She becomes insane and in the mad scene scatters "wild oats" after which she dies of an unknown illness. A guilt of Milk and Fraudius and in the last scene he stabs the leading characters. Other players in the cast were: Postum, Mrs. E. B. Stouffer; Bolognius, Mrs. J. C. Sundwald; Player, Miss Agnes Thompson; Baconius, Mrs. S. D. Daines; Toastem, Mrs. E. M. Briggs; scene shift, Miss Agnes Thompson; and Camelia Kidd, Miss Gladys Ellott. Come to the Congregational Church for supper Saturday. Salad, sandwiches, coffee and strawberry shortcake ice cream served from 4 to 9—Adv. Plenty of time left to get your Commencement suit made. Schulz... Adv. Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl ICE CREAM FOR SUNDAY Strawberry Vanilla Chocolate Caramel Nut Special—Apricot Orange Ice PHONE YOUR ORDER EARLY REYNOLDS BROTHERS New Pennants, Pillow Tops ROOTERS' CAPS and HORNS Just in. Look these over at once. CARROLL'S Next to Eldridge We Never Use a Paint Brush when we want to change colors. Our methods for dyeing suits and dresses is 'way ahead of that scheme!' The men we employ are experts in their line and have been in the game for thirty years. Remember that has become known as just another name for Success, because OWEN SERVICE It Means Satisfaction 510 BELL 464 HOME for Greek and Barb alike - "Brick" OREADCAFE Just a step from the campus. B.C. Bricken. Prop. BOYS! Just two more Sundays that you can enjoy your even- ing meal with Her. Get Busy. Satisfied! ΣΑΕ ΦΔΘ ΦΚ ΠΥ πВφ Achoth ΣΚ ΔΤΔ AXR TKA ΚΣ ΓФB ΣX AXΔ ΣN Allemama. КАθ UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. KANSAS LOST AND WON Missouri 7 to 4 and K. U.13 to 6 Scores of the Crucial Series TIGERS STILL IN LEAD Final Settlement of V. Champs Rests on Later Games UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, MONDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 22, 1916 An even break of Friday and Saturday's crucial series for the Valley championship was the best Coach McCarty's baseball warriors were able to score against Coach Brewer's Tiger team. And it was 4. Smee staying in the box the entire game with little more than luck and a glove. Saturday afternoon despite a poor drizzling rain that fell throughout the game, the K, U. team succeeded in handing the Tigers a 13 to 6 defeat. Craig pitched a fair game and was aided greatly by his team in which eight Jayhawkier runs were scored off Taylor and Moran. NUMBER 157 Just how the question of the Valley conference championship will be set tettled is hard to forecast. If Kansas wins s four remaining Conference game with Ames and the Aggies and the win their two remaining game b the Aggies and the will Brewer an effort will be made to stage three game post season series early on June. ference Standings of the Missouri Valley Con- Teams G W L Pere Missouri 10 8 2 -800 Kansas 8 4 6 -200 Ransas Aggies 4 0 4 000 Ames 6 0 6 -000 FOUR STUDENTS TO CAMP Other K. U. Men Are Planning on Military Training At least four University of Kansas men have determined to 'tend the summer military training camps this year. A number of others have stated their interest in them but have not definitely decided whether they would "give their vacations to their country," or not. J. R. Grinstead, '18 College, from Pawhuska, Okla., will go to the Fort Oglethorpe camp June 3rd, and will remain until the 20th. John Caryle, from Pawhuska, Okla., will go to H. A. Lorenzo will go to the camp at Plattsburg. Carey will go in July, but Lorenz has not decided what time he will be able to attend. C. H. Sacher, freshman, college guard Holly Holland practically can go to one of the camps. "Great interest is being manifested in the camps this year," said Lorenz. "The Plattsburg camp has been opened since May 3rd and there are already more than 8,000 there, so able to form a size that the camp will attain when the schools and universities begin to send their delegations. "I would like to see K. U. have a good representation this year," he continued. If the students could realize the benefit that they receive from a recreational and educational standpoint, they would not hesitate to go. Niles and myself formed the K. U. delegation last year and I cannot estimate the value that we received from the experience and training. The expense connected with the military training camps is not heavy. Each member must provide himself with a military suit and a pay fee of twenty-five dollars, regular United States army officials, medical attention, etc. To become a member it is necessary that the applicant be between the ages of eighteen and forty-five. He must be of sound physical condition able to state in camp life, he must possess a college or high school education. He must also bear an excellent character in the community where he lives. The W. S. G. A. announces that the date rule is off for the remainder of the school year according to the custom of previous years, hence continues to close at 10:30 clock except on Friday and Saturday. Polit Club's Last Meeting The Rev. N. S. Elderskirn will speak to the International Polity Club tomorrow night at the Beta house at 7:45 o'clock in the year. Delegates to the national meeting at Cleveland will receive instructions. Laurea Cory, Merritt Carr and Ester Louise Smith spent Saturday and Sunday with Miss Eater's, Miss Mary Smith, of Kansas City. Monita Franklin, a student of Baker University, Baldwin, is spending a few days Miss Esterhair Pratt, '10 College Miss Esterhair is a member of Zeta Tau society. ALUMNI VISITORS PREPARE REPORT FOR COMMENCEMENT At the meeting of the Board of Alumni Visitors Friday, questions relative to the University were taken up and discussion preparatory to the report which this committee will issue during commencement week. Mr. C. during commencement week was elected chairman of the Board and Miss Agnes Holson of Lawrence, secretary. Five out of the six members were present. RANDOLPH CALLS '16s The senior class will meet tomorrow afternoon at 3:30 o'clock in Fraser Chapel to discuss matters pertaining to the memorial and to settle some points in regard to commencement week, according to President Randolph the meeting will evolve into a "top" meeting. Important Issues Up For Discussion That Require Sentiment of Entire Class "I am particularly anxious that all the members of the senior class attend tomorrow as it is the last meeting of the year," said Randolph, "the purpose of the meeting aside from stirring up enthusiasm is to settle several important questions that must have the vote of the entire clr. "At this meeting we .. d to put the finishing touch to several of the big surprises of commencement week. All the members should come armed with suggestions and advice and we will see that everyone can voice his or her opinion in any of the matters discussed. "This will be the last opportunity for the entire class to get together and I am looking for all to turn out to help me in this effort. For the senior classes that follow." PROF. OGDEN TO SPEAK Gives Last of Faculty Lectures —Course Continued Next Year Prof. R. M. Ogden of the department of psychology, will deliver the second of the "Thursday Afternoon Faculty Lectures," in Fraser Hall Thursday, May 25, at 4:30 o'clock. He has taken as his subject, the title o Cardinal Newman's great essay, "The Idea of a University." This will be the last lecture of the year but a series of eight have been arranged for the coming year, Dean Olin Templeln hopes that this new movement will become so popular that it will establish a college tradition. There are many capable speakers among the members of the University faculty, and no doubt they will give us a chance to out-sidere. The students will have an opportunity to hear the faculty members in other roles than instructors; they will learn a base of the faculty cannot be displayed in the classroom. At the end of each year, it is hope, that the lectures can be collected and published in a volume which will be put in general circulation. LEONARD E. DECKER PLACES IN EXAMS AT TOPEK A Leonard E, Decker, Corporal in, Company M, finished first in the preliminary examinations at Topena Thursday and will be one of the three National Guardmen who will represent Kansas in the competitive examinations for an appointment to West Point. Under a recent act passed by Congress it is provided that twenty-two National Guardmen shall annually enlist in the armed forces to furnish three men to the final examinations. The examination Thursday was the tryout by which these three men were chosen. Each organization in the state wa James G. Akright, '17 College, is unable to attend classes for the present as he developed a bad case of measles yesterday. It is supposed that he caught them from some of the boys around town as he is one of the leaders of the boy scout work in Lawrence. Kenny Wright was first chosen to represent Company M but failed to pass the physical examinations because he had a wound received on the range here. Decker enlisted in Company M in 1942, and now holds the company's warrant. A number of students in discussing Ada Dykes' talk at the convocation Friday morning arrived at the conclusion that if they possessed her dramatic and oratorical ability they would not be mere students, attending the University of Kansas they would be lightning-rod agents. Senior Hike to Woodland Park, Thursday, May 25. Tickets on sale tuesday and Wednesday by Clarane- Gale Dains and Hylas Smith. STORY OUT AT LAST BACCALAUREATEMAY28 The Mysterious Girls' Forma Screams Itself to Success IT WAS A MOTLEY CROWD Martha and Geo. Hobnob With Castle and Sis Hopkins The Girls' Spring 'Formal held in Robinson Gymnastium Saturday night, was such a decided success that a series of manne dances will be given next year. In spite of rain and a shortage of taxis, 150 young women attended, dancing until all lights were out. Judging from some of the costumes there were several delegates from Manhattan on the floor; Jacks and Jills and paws went up the Hill to minibar tables, where the point was represented, adding bidity and patriotism to the evening. Berta Eichauer and Patty Hart as Martha and George were the official chaperons, however they were unaware that the pigeon-walkers among the guests. The imported dancers were considered the best ever seen here, they had special music and special steps. Senior Moreno, Dorothy Cole, and Senorita Caverna, Annette Ashton, gave a demonstration of their Italian engrafter, Gladys Elliott, with a trained monkey created a perfect furre. The monkey, Georgia Gray, of Kansas City, displayed more than the usual apish intelligence; it did every thing but talk. Its mastery of the art of aesthetic dancing was discovered by Suspikins cut all of her dances with Vernon Cassell, Mabel Elmore, to pigeonwalk with the missing link. The refreshments were served on the lower floor of the Gym a la cafeteria, the gentle woman essorted the fair partner about the table heaped with goodies and she made her selection; this done they went to the music room to listen to the "Sympathy Trio." The track meet afforded amusement for all and exercise for those who did not dance. Many of the contestants appeared in full dress, only one found it necessary to remove his coat in order to break the world's record in throwing the discus, Minnie Moody broke the record. There were no wall flowers in atten dance, and nobody sat out any dances. Who could resist McCanles' redefinition of mighten the Corner Where You're ain't? LAST RECITAL TONIGHT Well Known Kansas Tenor Wilf Assist Pianist Miss Wilson, who receives her degree of Bachelor of Music this year, is a pianist of recognized ability. Her playing is marked by splendid technique and sympathetic interpretation. Her program is unusually attractive. The last of the Fine Arts graduating recitals will be given tonight at 8:15 by Miss Aileen Wilson, pianist, from Clay Center, assisted by Mr. F. Richard Miller, tenor, of Wichita. Miss Larson will play the accompaniment. Mr. Miller is regarded by competent critics as the most promising tenor in Kansas. He has been studying in Witchita for the past three years, and recently won the first prize in state contest there. His voice has great range and sweetness, and attaches the same flair to moves that anticipate a treat in Mr. Miller's work. Following is the program: Caprice Espagnol . . . Mozkowski Etude Op. 23, No. 4 . . . Rubinstein Like Stars Above...Squire My Dreams...Toasti Ah! Love, But a Day...Beach Aria, Flower Song (from Carmen) Novellette Op. 46, No. 1- MacDowell Andantino (from Sonata in G minor) ... Schumann Novellette Op. 21, No. 7. Schumann Biza Mr. Miller Rhapsodie Hongrose No. 12...Lás Miss Willson John Donaldson, '18 College, left Thursday morning for Plainview, Texas, where he will join a division of the Redshorn-Horner Chuataquua group. He is also an upper officer of the crew and will accompany it over all of the southwestern states. With the close of this semester, Prof A. C. Hodge, of the department of economics, will go to the University, and to work on his master's degree. Miss Charlotte Boutwell, 18 College writes from her home in Denver that a heavy snow fell last week there and coat's coats are still the order of the day. With Exercises on Sunday Sunday Commencement Week Starts With Exercises on GRADUATION WEDNESDAY Plan Full Entertainment for Senior Week Fourth-fourth Annual Commencement exercises of the University of Kansas will start on Sunday, June 4, when henry Justin Allen, Editor of *The College Journal* and the baccalaureate address. The following three days will be devoted to eating breakfast and dinners and attending the ball games and concerts which crowd the program ending Wednesday. The college's Hilton Holt, Editor of the Independent. The chief attractions on the program for Monday, June 5, is a ball game with the Aggies at 3:00 p. m. and the senior play, "Copting the Grape" in the playroom. L. E. Syrre will also give a reception at his home the same evening. On the following day the seniors will breakfast at 7:30 and attend the Class Day exercises at 8:30. The Alumni address will be given at 8:40 o'clock by Staurt Henry, A, B, '81, alumni class lunch会 will be served on the campus at 12:00. The afternoon will furnish a ball game between the alumni and Seniors, two concerts by the University band and a meeting of the different clubs. In the evening a reception will be given by Chancellor and Mrs. Strong in the Gym at 9:30. The dance will be an informal dancing party for the Seniors, Alumni, Faculty and their friends. On Wednesday the Commencement exercises will take place in the Robinson Auditorium at 10:00 o'clock, at which time Hamilton Holt delivers his address, after which the degrees will be conferred. A University dinner will be served immediately after the morning's program. Due to a delay in receiving the tickets to the dinner will cost fifty cents. Those attending are requested to send notice at once to the Alumni headquarters. DUAL MATCHES TODAY Missouri Tennis Team Comes to Lawrence For Two-Day Meet The tennis team of the University of Missouri come to Lawrence this morning for the dual match with Captain Teacher's bunch from Kansas today and tomorrow. The matches will be played this afternoon, tomorrow morning and afternoon. Four rounds of singles and one match of doubles will decide the winner of the dual engagement. A M. V. MEET THIS WEEK ALSO The match with Missouri was scheduled for Friday and Saturday of last week but he had to be carried into last week, made it impossible for the Missourians to be here until this week. Both Missouri and Kansas will have another match this week when they go to Des Moines for the annual Mike coiffes. Captain Teachener will probably use three men in the match with Missouri this week. O'Brien won one and lost one single match in the Oklahoma meet last week in the game, a good game time and his team had the racket was sufficient to warrant his getting a chance at Missouri this week. In the doubles Teachener chose Allie Cowgill as a partner and the combination was strong enough to win a double, combination, Robinson and Tweeter. There is a possibility that Cowgill may be used in the singles as well as the doubles in this match. SAME TROUCH TO DO In the Valley meet Friday and Saturday the same three men will probably participate. With Captain Allen he attains his usual speed he will have a fine chance to win the singles of the Valley and it may be necessary to use Cowlgill and O'Brien in the doubles so as to save Teacheren for the singles. The men will leave for Des Moines Thursday night. The Board of Alumi visitors have completed the report which will be given at the meeting of the Alumi Association on Tuesday of commencement week. The members of the committee refuse to disclose the nature of the report, and the Board will probably as last year's report. The board will probably not have any more meetings before the association meeting in June. Vrgil Gordon, ed '16 will teach English and journalism in the senior high school at Winfield, next fall, newspaper work during the summer. Alumni Meeting SIGMA CHIS BEAT SIG ALPHS IN EXCITING BALL GAME In one of the most exciting games ever played in a Pan-hellenic series, the Sigma Chis defeated the Sig Alphs 7 to 6 on Hamilton Field Thursday afternoon. As has been the case in the other two games played by the Sigs this season, the pitching of Baker was the feature. At the end of the fourth timing the score stood 6 to 5 in favor of the Sig Alps, but in the last half of the game, both teams got and the lead which they held. The game was exciting from the very start, although a bit loose in spots. Noel started in the box for the Sig Alphs but was relieved in the first inning. Costly errors allowed runs for both sides, and, taken as a whole, the break of luck was about even. LECTURER FROM FRONT French Officer to Speak at U. Club Is On Leave of Absence Baron Henri S. de Malausse, adjutant in the French army and at present on leave of absence in this country, will make an address at the University Club tomorrow evening on certain phases of the European war, giving some of his experiences while fighting with the army in France. The lecture will begin at eight-fifteen. All members of the club are invited. This will be the last indies' evening at the University Club during the present college year. After the lecture a reception will be held for all of the club and their guests an opportunity to meet M. de Malauxsein. COMPS FROM THE FRONT TOUS FLEURS Baron de Malone is visiting in America on the occasion of absence because of an attack and has lectured in a number of cities on various phases of the war, in which he took an active part up until the time he was incapacitated. He has been given the Croix de Guerre, the ribbon of which is further decorated with the star and palm leaf for extraordinary bravery. During the past week M. de Malauisense spoke in Kansas City, the proceeds of the lecture being for the benefit of the gatherers children of France. The address tomorrow evening will close one of the most successful series of lectures and social evenings that the University Club has ever arranged. During the year the members of the club have entertained and heard, among others, the following visitors in Lawrence: Harold Bauer, professor of rhetoric and lecture; Frank H. Storms, representative of Babson's; Frank Speak, Dickens reader; Hamilton Holt, editor of the "Independent"; Witter Byner, poet and playwright; Oscar Seagle, singer; Joseph Zoollier and sons, of the Zoollier string quartet; G. Lowe Dickinson, author and lecturer; Vern Kellogg, of the American relief commission of Belgium; O. B. Zimmermann and Henry M. Payne, in illustrated lectures on various phases of the war; Seumas MacManus, Irish poet and lecturer; Franklin C. Clarke, president of the University H. Clarke, of the University of Tennessee. The club members also heard an illustrated recital by Arthur Nevin, a member, from his Indian opera "Poia." CLUB'S SUCCESSFUL YEAR Herbert E. Nutt, '16 College, has secured a position as principal of the high school in Cincinnati, Ia., for the coming year. Besides his duties as principal, he will teach physics, manual training, and have charge of the high school music. He will also direct the town band. This summer he will be flute and picolor soloist and assistant director with Cuner's Band in Chaufauntown. He will travel through Iowa, Wissconsin and Illinois. Kate Daum, a graduate student in the department of home economics, has received an appointment to teach in Howard Payne College at Fayette, Mo. Miss Daum has made an intensive study of jelly making while here. Sam Ferguson of Atchison visited friends in the University Sunday. Ferguson was a student on the Hill ust year. The Weather Eorecast: Generally fair tonight and Tuesday, not much change in temperature. MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 22 to 26 Leader the Rev, George Darsile, b pastor First Christian church, Lawrence. General subject "The Bible." Daily obituary. Monday: "What the Bible is for?" Tuesday: "Why the Bible is true." Wednesday: "How the Bible is understood." Thursday: "How the Bible comforts." Friday: "Why the Bible will never pass away." AGGIE MEET WAS FAST Good Time In All Events and Two Records Were Smashed Friday NOW FOR VALLEY CONTEST Kansas Stands Good Chance at Columbia Races BROKE OWN DISCUS RECORD The Kansas Aggies proved to be a more formidable opponent for Kansas on the outdoor cinders than they did on the indoor track but Coach Hamilri gave it a tough fight in defending the Aggies in Manhattan Friday afternoon, 66 to 43. The score for the indoor meet was 66 to 19 in favor of the Kansas men. This means the Aggies scored more points in this meet while Kansas failed to enlarge her former score. In spite of a threatening run one track was fast and the day great for a track meet. Fast time was made in almost every event on the program but only one K. U, and one Aggie record were knocked off the shelf. The second record, in Ribbed Rookey and O'Leary, set up a mark of 3:24:11 in the mile race which clips four seconds off the old record set by Cissna, Henderson, Ellswick and Edwards in 1914. Dobrill, Aggie weight man, broke his school record when he left the Alarm 122 feet apart. Their former record was 121 feet 4¼ inches. O'Leary tied his record of 50 1-5 seconds in the quarter-mile Friday. He had set the mark up as a K. You record only the week before and tied it again the next chance he got. He was the first to win this week he will probably lower the mark below the fifty line. Davidson, spinner, was another fast stepper on the Kansas team. He ran the 100-yard dash in ten flat which is the fastest in the state. Kansas for some time. He was not pushed in the 220-yard dash but made fairly good time anyway. O'Leary took an easy second in this race also. The pretty two-mile race which was looked for between Teeter and Grady did not materialize. Teeter was in first class shape for the race and won easily in 10:03:11 with Stateler finishing three seconds behind. Grady had trained down too soon and was stale for the race. He ran well all the way but was unable to put on his usual strong finish. Both Stateler and Grady failed in the race with blood from bad spikes by opponents and one of Stateler's wounds is liable to cause him trouble the remainder of the season. Kansas made a clean sweep in three events, the 220-yard dash, the quarter-mile and pole vault, while the Aggries were only able to get one clean sweep. This was in the high hurdles when Wilder nosed Winn out by three inches. Winn came back with a second in the low hurdles a moment later. Two K. U. records had a narrow escape in this meet. Captain Bonnie Rebe threw the shot 43 feet 2-34 inches which is only 3-4 of an inch less than the K. U. record which he threw on his way to the mile run which Sproul ran in 4:32. This is only four-fifths of a second slower than the record set by Edwards in 1914. Both of these records will probably fall in the Valley columbia Saturday unless some dark horse roamers in for a first place. Work this week will be directed toward the Missouri Valley Conference meet which is held in Columbia Saturday afternoon. In spite of the defeat by Missouri last week Kansas won by 10 points at least get a good second. The different schools in the Valley will split in most events in such a manner that Kansas with a few consistent winners might be able to take in a pretty large score. Simpson will be unable to take his five firsts in this meet, summed up in comparison and heats that will be necessary in all his races. FULL SQUAD TO COLUMBIA The preliminaries will be held on Friday afternoon and will necessitate Coach Hamilton's taking his quarter-milers to Columbia Thursday morning. The remainder of the team will take their morning. A full squad will be taken to this meet and every man will get to enter. The summaries: The summary: The summation: Won by Davidson, August; Horoyd, Aggrey, second Time, March 25. Mike Tanner You by Spirulph Kanee has been a great friend. He wrote for me in the 1970s and 1980s, Apple, Apollo, Widow's Arsenal, second book by Mike Tanner. 140-yd dash-Won by O'Lery, Kana- swa, Kansas. second, Time. 50 1-5 seconds. 1-5 1-2 seconds. Campbell, Kansas, and Pattinson, Kansas; tied for dril. HL Shot-put-bur. by Beebor, Kansas $2 inches > feet 1-inch hurdles > hurdles > Won by Wilder. 250 yard hard hurdle—Won by Wilder, Winn, Winn, Kansas, second. Time. 6:19 28. Int. Joseph and dash — Won by Rodley, Kaun- son, Aglein, Angie, Island. Time 3/23. --- (Continued on page 2) UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF Miles W. Vaughn...Editor-in-Chief Lloyd Whitleside...News Editor William Cady Business Manager BUSINESS STAFF Paul Brindlein Doc Davia Halpin Bellmaid Gleisner Harry Morgan Guy Scriviner Cargil Sproull Glenn Swinger Vernon Moore Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail, mat- ter office in lawsuits. Kansas, under the Federal Code. Published in. the afternoon five days after the inauguration. variety of, Kansas, from the press of Baltimore. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go for more than merely printing the new course. The University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to teach the new course; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to encourage students to satisfy the students of the University. MONDAY, MAY 22, 1916. MOTHERS OF KANSAS The Students' Day speaker from the College made an unfortunate statement when she suggested that the adviser of women might be washing clothes instead of mothering the women of the University, should certain events come to pass. The statement was unfortunate not in that it was a criticism of the adviser of women, but in that it intimated that there is something fundamentally wrong with manual labor. It suggested a certain snobbishness which the Kansan is confident the women of the University do not possess. There may be some women at K. U. who speak of wash women with a sneer but they constitute a weak minority. Honest labor deserves the highest consideration and those people who are inclined to look patronizing upon their less fortunate brothers who hew and carry do not represent the spirit of Kansas. There may be students in the University whose mothers have to wash clothing. The women of Kansas would do such things to educate their children. They are glorified by the sacrifice. We are all the descendants of pioneers. The pioneer's wife did not hesitate to do the family wash nor 'fill the family water pail from the spring. She worked hard and long with both mind and body and the results are everywhere to be seen. The men and women of the University are her sons and daughters. Whatever the intention of the speaker from the College, her speech left an unpleasant after-taste in this one respect, at least. Wash women, or any other members of the laboring class, deserve and receive only the respect of a majority of the students in the University. Missouri has defeated us in track again and it is time for every student who is interested in athletics to make a personal effort to get more athletes in the University. While you are home during the summer months why not boost K, U, athletes among the high school stars of your home town? BURNING DAYLIGHT The daylight-saving plan suggested by the Lawrence Merchants' and Farmers' Association is neither new nor revolutionary. It has been used successfully in many American cities and was recently adopted in London, following the example of Berlin and Vienna, as measure of economy during the war. Whether it will be necessary to move the clocks back an hour or not is a question. If everybody would get up an hour earlier and go to bed an hour earlier without changing the hands of the timepieces all would be well. But it is to be doubted if the people would do this. To the Kansan the measure seems sensible. It would result in a great saving in the consumption of electric current. It would make business and study hours cooler and more comfortable. "Burning daylight," as one of Jack London's heroes suggests, is criminal. Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." Receipt for a political campaign: To one part popularity, add two parts nerve, three parts slander, four parts promise, two parts denunciation of machine and two parts post-election alibis. Stir thoroughly and take while hot. LOOK BBEFORE YOU——! While the majority of students are clamoring for the installation of a course in compulsory military training at the University of Kansas few realize the significance of the movement they are trying to "father." Three long drills weekly, long likes in unfavourable weather monthly, a tight-fitting uniform and a gun practice constitute a number of the hundred and one details of the so-called popular form of preparedness. Furthermore, membership in the collegiate company calls for unexpected interruption from classes and business. Chancellor Strong is right in his firm stand against the institution of such a course. And now the news dispatches say that skirts and stockings will each get shorter when the summer really comes. Perhaps the time when they'll paint 'em on isn't so far distant as we formerly imagined. For three years the club women of this state have been making a determined fight for a "clean Kansas." During two of these years they had little help or encouragement, but this year they have the aid of state law and many local ordinances, as well as organizations of school boys and girls throughout the state. In every community that supports a street cleaning department officials must set the machinery of the law at work on every bad spot reported by any of the women's inspectors. It is said that the streets and yards are cleaner this year than ever before.—Independent. LEARNING FROM TUMBLES It does not matter how many tumbles you have in this life, so long as you do not get dirty when you tumble. There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures in life. You learn that which is of inestimable importance—that there are a great many people in the world who are just as clever as you are—and you soon find out if you have not found it out before, that patience and tenacity of purpose are worth more than twice their weight in cleverness. —Huxley. FOUND IN A BOOK A Corner for the Library Browser "And why?"" asked Ernest, he joined the volume," are not thoughtful." "They have a strain of the Divinity," replied the poet. "You can hear them in the far-off echo of a heavenly song. But my life, dear Ernest, has been so great that I have had grand dreams, but they have been only dreams, because I have lived—an that, too, by my own choice—among poor and mean realities. Sometimes even—shall I dare say it? Beauty is not with beauty, but with beauty and the goodness, which my own works are said to have made more evident in nature and human life. Why, then, pure seeker of the good and true, should thou hope to live a happy life?" —Bests American Tale—Haworth Tom: "When you proposed to her i suppose she said, 'This is so sud- down.'" Anxious mistress: "Jane, have you given the fish any fresh water lately?" Janet "No, mum. They haven't drawn that water yet."-Puck. Dick: "No, she was honest and said, "This suspense has been terrible!" Anzac Lieutenant: "The Turks are as thick as peas. What shall we do?" Anzac Captain: "Shell them, you idiot, shell them—Boston Transcript. He: "You used to say there was something about me you liked." She: "Yes, but you have spent it all now."-Philadelphia Ledger. "How was the party last night?" "Oh, it knocked punch."-Lamppon. POETS CORNER THE COUNTRY EDITOR He might have been a millionaire, And with financial fame, Or sat in a director's chair, Had money been his aim; He chose instead to spend his years In service poorly paid. And with the paste pot and the shears THE COUNTRY EDITOR He hiccuped the town's events--- The local goings-on: A humble living made The local gongs on; His fellow townmen's hopes and bents Inspired his lexicon. He felt the public pulse that beat Around him, and he tried To make his little country sheet A thing of local pride Indignaant Seniors. Essays in Tabloid Tablets Unseafolly, with all his heart, He strove but to upbuild His town, of which he was a part, With great ambition filled. He spoke well of his fellow men; He praised when praise was due; And wielded but a kindly pen, And—no reward he drew. Now who has ever seen a pacifist or a militant that had no fight in him? Usually the pacifist is one of the most ardent fighters of the group of human beings who have fought for doing battle upon a different philosophy from that of the militant. Probably Henry Ford is as strong an advocate of militarism as Theodore Roosevelt was. ARE PACIFISTS MILITARISTS? Edit Daily Kansan; TREE WORMS Ed. and Pub. When the trees begin to blossom, And their limbs with leaves to deck, Comes the sprightly little tree worm Drops upon the co-ed's neck. When the trees begin to blossom, Tree worms are. A species of crawlers. Which infest trees. In the Spring and summer. They are cold blooded and. Feel like icicles when they crawl across one's. Check. Or neck. The chief function. Of a Tree worm. Seems to be. Falling. If you go. On a picnic. They fall into the. Salad. Or the. Coffee. If you go. Strolling they. Drop on your. Date's arm and. She squeals. And when you try. To brush them. Off. They explode. And leave. A nasty. Stain on her. Arm. A tree worm is a cross. Between a spider. And a. Monkey. They have webs like. The one. And can climb trees. As well as the other. If God made. Tree worms. He made a. Mistake. For they are of. No earthly use. And are a pest. And a delusion. A plain, ordinary game-cock might be called a pacifist, but a plain, ordinary game-cock spurred with gafs and cleared for battle would be more difficult than the two cocks that were totally unprepared would put up a fight somewhat after the fashion of an Elizabethan football game or Bradstreet brawl. The two cocks of the militaristic type would do justice only to a modern day battle. But prepared or unprepared the game-cocks have the fight in them. To the Editor of the Kansan: As members of the College we wish to protest against the speech made on Students Day in the name of that student. We feel that of practically the whole school that the speaker did not in any way represent the view point or sentiment of the College. Being to a large extent women the College of course stands for Woman's Suffrage, but it did not elect its speaker to conduct a quagmire campaign from the platform. CAMPUS OPINION Communications must be signed as evidence of good faith but names will not be published without the writer's consent We should deem it most unfortunate if the other schools of the University should think that our criticisms were so petty as the personal nature of the work. We regret indeed that one of our number should use the honor bestowed upon her, even though it was the result of clever rail roading and a misunderstanding of the political situation on the part of the men, to wreak havoc by attacking both herself and other members of her family. Neither do we approve of the cruel, disgusting and altogether unladylike manner in which she criticized certain members of the faculty. Our humiliation at having the College receive this lengthy apology. We certainly trust that in the future such an unfortunate combination of circumstances will not result in the election of one who fails to express the spirit of the largest school in the University. manufacturer finds the militarist apparently the strongest man of the hour, he prefers to exert his superfluous energy by the round about way of fighting the militarist. The fight is a battle with the militarist. In the term of militarism, Henry Ford is unprepared, but in the terms of sociology he is prepared to the teeth with weapons of silver and gold with which to purchase ammunition to fire his guns and launch his peace torpedoes. William Jennings Bryan has been a fighter since 1896; perhaps longer, but political history fails to record the military prowess of the Nebraska colonel prior to that date. Mr. Bryan during the past year has been ready to pursue his enemy and maintain his line of communication though his line of attack takes him over the entire middle west. Nor is Mr. Bryan a hyphenated militaristic advocate. He hues to the line and does not quibble with the sending of notes between parties. He is so thoroughly prepared that he can hurt a million men over the course of his life. he can hurl a "million men over night" at the throats of the enemy. John Mex, lecturer for the World Peace Foundation, is another of the round-about-militaristic type. He is a fighting man. In Germany at the time of his war he was a prisoner of humanity who could give fight which would do justice to the blood of John Mez, were the preparedness advocates. Since his conversion he has had fighting a plenty. Coming closer home, Lawrence has its fighting parson, Noble S. Eldersen, the incoming director of the Congregational faculty, the Congregational minister might have been a first class Panco Villa had he been reared on the opposite side of the border. At Verdum the attacking force sends a shell into the city each minute. At the Congregational church in Merkdena lies his regular preparedness shell of the militariess each Sunday night. But gafs or no gafs, the militarians and the pacifists are both fighters. ENFORCE THE LAW Editor of the Danny K. Moore Certain things need to stand out as unpleasantness "unpleasantess" which is taking place between the forces of nicotine and their opponents. Both sides may have those who have gone to rather radical extremes in personal abuse, in which the users of the cigarette are labelled as reckless young roughnecks, bound straight for perdition; and those, who, for various reasons of their own, do not smoke, are caricatured as silly milkspokes, or as the "holier than-thou" sort of person. In order to get at them they should not it be wise to forgo all personal abuse, inuendo, and other belittling arguments, and let "each tub stand on its own bottom." It seems that there is one class of smokers who, admittedly smoke to excess so that it does hurt them physically and mentally and who are powerless to break the rules. The other class smokes moderately for the sake of fellowship or pleasure but has the strength to keep the habit within bounds. Now, admitting even the personal liberty argument, is there room to forego the luxury in behalf of those who are harmed by smoking. But after all this is arguing in defense of the laws on the subject when that is not really the question. State laws and local regulations do exist and as such should be enforced, but it is also the laws he should go about it in the usual manner and not encourage the breaking of them. -LawAbiding. Editor Daily Kansan: At this time when the state university is under test in the minds of many men, it is most unfortunate that the men of these universities, most of them very, very young men should do and then publish accounts of their doings that will make misimpressions in the minds of men. The state university is a necessity and as a necessity it cannot be stopped, but as a stone warrior of far-reaching ripples so any act that tends to hinder the progress of the universities affects many people and deprives them of many things that they reason from the common cooperation. Smoking has been a problem in universities for many years. It will be a problem for many more years. The greatest harm done is the excessive indulgence that many freshmen consider as manly and cosmopolitan. They obtained their ideas from the rah-rah of the university, its popularly supposed to represent the average student. This thing always has a cabalah or humidor in its face. The man in the poetter is no more representative than the pipe he carries. Any worthy freshman soon gets his bearings and picks out the real things—the other class is hardly worth bothering with. Sanity on both sides is necessary, but neither new nor exciting, will attain greater results and will be a boon to everyone. It will cause no mis-impressions in the minds of men outside the university and will not disturb the ordinary Onwrs, Dulline Nackman THE TIME OF THE DAY IS NOW man going about his own business Therefore, why all the notes are on it? Aslett. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. WANT ADS. FOR RENT—House at 1406 Tennesse seet street. Fine for fraternity or club house. Call L. W. 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COLORADO—It is not necessary here to praise the many beautiful features of a sojourn in Colorado as that state's reputation as a Tourist's resort is fully established. TO THE GREAT LAKES COUN- TRY and the EAST we have sixty day and all summer greatly reduced rates. Ask us as it is a pleasure to answer questions. Phone and say what locality you are interested in and we will 'all full descriptive literature and help in any way we can in planning your trip. W. W. Burnett Agent Phone 32 Golden K's Elect The Knights of the Golden "K" announce the election of the following men to membership: Adrian Lindsey, Junk Harriott, Lawrence Wilson, E. Todd, and Kenneth Gedney. The officers elected for next year were: George Miller, vice-president; Blondy Jones, secretary; and Ed Todd, treasurer. The museum at Yale University has been given permission to tear down a $10,000 bridge in South Manchester, Conn. in order to obtain half of a skeleton of a Dinosaur. The other half of the skeleton was found in a local quarry thirty years ago and was removed to New Haven. Just the thing for that Commencement gift- Books!! 300 titles to AGGIES MEET WAS FAST (Continued from page 1) Discus-Won by Dordrill, Agnes; 222-yard dash-Won by Davidson, Kansas, second. Time, 23.3 seconds. Irober, Kansas, second. Distance, 122 2-mile run—Won by Teeter, Aggries, Stateler, Kansas, second. Time: 18:31: High jump—Won by Frizzyl, Aggries, Kansas, second. Height: 6 feet six-foot-tall. Broad jump—Won by Grutzmacher, Barnard, Barnard, Aggler. second. Dinah (10). Multi-task—Wen by Kanna (Elliot, Cook and Maddox). Motivation—Breaking Kennan's record of thinking. N GRADUATING RECITAL miss Jarvis Majors in Organ Music The fifth of the graduating recitals of the School of Fine Arts was the organ recital given by Miss Mary Jary in Fraser Hall Saturday afternoon. Miss Jarvis received her Mus. B. degree in piano last year and this year did graduate work with pipe organ as her major subject. She is undoubtedly one of the most talented and brilliant of the students who have graduated in organ at the University. Her first group, which consisted of a Bach prelude and a somata in two chords, was performed professionally to the best advantage how through Miss Jarvis' technical training has been. She played these numbers with clearness and accurateness seldom disdained by a student. In her last group, and especially in the Tocata by Mailly, Miss Javis has great opportunity to display her techni- brilliance to best advantage. Miss Cila Scheurer, a special student in the School of Fine Arts, who has a contralto voice of unusual quality assisted. The program follows: Prelude in B minor. ___ Bach Organ Sonata, No. 2 in C minor Grave Miss Jarvis Aria (from "Samson and Delilah) ... S.taen "Dear Love, Lend Thine Aid" Andantine ... *Cesar Franci* Suite. Traveedy of a Tin Soldier Suite, Tragedy of a Tin Soldier Gordon B. Nevin TWO MEN WIN MEET HOLD ARCHERY MEET His Return from the War Landis and Loomis Scores 33 1-3 Points in Saturday's High School Games Don Soxman, '17 College, has returned to his home in Lawrence after spending ten weeks in a hospital in Kansas City. Soxman suffered a severe nervous breakdown last semester, just before the Christmas vacation and withdrew from the University. His Seafous Rage His Farewell Serenade Funeral March of the Tin Soldier Nocurme ... Ferrata Nocturne ... Bull Mrs. Ina Haines Taylor, '14.A.B., will entertain at luncheon Saturday at her home in Edwardsville Grace Green, Gertrude Hurley, Helen Trent, Helen Streeter, May Anderson, Kathleen Macoubrie, Margaret Colman, Bertha Smith, Sara Tran, Naomi Light and Mildred Light. Miss Jarvis PAIR MAY ENTER K. U. Both Men are Considering Entering Here Next Fall Oregon, Illinois high school 33%, Kansas City Westport 21, Kansas City Northwest 14, Iola 12, Shattuck School of Fairbault, Minn. 8, 1-3, was the way the leading five schools scored in Saturday's ninth annual Invitation In-Minneapolis track meet held on McCook Field under the auspices of the athletic association. Not only was the meet the fastest pre-school track affair held in the middle west this season but Kansas track followers had a good opportunity to watch. Frank Loomis, the two-men team from Oregon, II, who divided thirty-three points between them. Although not settled definitely, it was said Saturday night that both Loomis and Landry entered the University next September. 50 yard dash—first heat won by Sophie Bentley, sophomore, for dog, Grissom, Syracuse. In second, Oregon ILL, high school; in second, Hair College; in second, Hartsville. In Oregon, second Loomis. In Oregon II, second Loomis. In Oregon III, second Loomis. The scores of the schools and summaries follow; Quarter mile race (first)—Won by Neely, Enterprise; second, Rouse, Shattuck School, Mimm; third, Taylor, fourth, fourth, Topeka, Tina. 6-yard dash—hail—fourth, Miami. 10-yard dash—hail; second, Evans, Osage City; third, Landers, Oregon, IL; high school; fourth Loomis, South Carolina; fifth, Eagle Ridge; sixth, Equates American interscholastic rec Quarter mile race (second)—Won by the Ringer, Michael McNeese; fourth, Bird, Michaels, Neodesha; fourth, Engras, K. C., Manual. Time @ 53-14. Fifth, Brayton, K., Manual. Time @ 53-14. Sixth, Landers, Oregon, Ohio; high school; second, Schwartz, Northeast, Time 10-5. Seventh, Dillen, Northwest, Time 10-5. ninth, second Evans, Osage City, Time 10-5. Third heat: Won by Griselman, second, Wodgest, Avista Vista, third, Evans, Osage City. 120 yard high hurdles, trial—First high school won by Landera. Oregon, HI. High school won by Westport. Time, 17-2.5. Second heat win, second school, Gish, Ablehose. Time, seconds. Third heat won by Williamina. Central; second. Hodges. Westport. 129 yard hardug hurdles—Finals, won iy Landers, old hurdle. ill., Second, loon- s, Oregon. ill., Third, Gish, Ablenie, courts, Williams, Central. Time, 14 minutes. Mile run — By Powell, Anthony; second, Faskett, Bonner Springs; third, Rogers, Topkaka; 4th, Kitzman, Alma Vista, Time; 4:35 new state record by 190 yard dash - Finals, won by her Lancers, Oregon; 12, 2nd, Senwaltz, Santa Monica; 16, 2nd, dePurtz; Noley, Enterprise, Time, 10 1-5 sec. 12, 1b. shot put - Won by her Lancers, Kansas; 13, 2nd, Cunx; third, Wilkerson, Shattuck School; fourth, Forrester, Westport, Distance. Discuss throw-Won, by. Marshall Manual; second, Wilkinson, Shattuck School; third, Stephena, K. C. Kans; fourth, Saunders, Lawriee. Distance. 220-yd. low hurdles tinal, first heat won by Stephens, Stuartuck school, six, one. Second heat won by Loomsy, three, one. Second heat won by Oregon, Oregon, III, second, Cole, Meriden, Oregon, III, second. Pole vault—Won by Lander, Oregon Karolyn Kelly, Indiana; Westport, Saundra Lawrence, McKinley, Scranton and for third, Height 11 ft. 42 inches Broad jump, won by Hodges, West- port, second. Lamberth, Humboldt, Humboldt, fourth. Cook, Westport. Distance 2 feet 41%, High jump—Westport. Williams, Central. Loomis of Oregon and Moore of Humboldt tied for third place. Height 5 229 yd low hurdles—Finals, won by Loomis, Oregon III; second, Landers, Oregon, Oregon III; third, Eastport, Oregon, Shaw State School, school, 24, 4-5. (New state record). Fourth palate. - Won by Iain (How- ard), and by Neil (Tomás). - Fourth palate. (Barm); - Fourth, Tonekka; fourth, West- land Barm); 220. yarn armor (yarn armor) - second cowl with two crossed yokes - second cowl on extinct head, first cowl on extinct head, 220-yard dash—Finn, won by Gram- sburg, Syracuse; second, Gaston, Pratt ; third, Wobb, Shacktock School; fourth, oppender, Northeast. Time: 24 seconds. SCHOOLS Half mile runs. Won by COffin, Nord, behind with fourth. Eason, Nord, behind with fourth. Eason, Nord, behind with fourth. Total: 1-kip v-wheel 1-kip w-dash bumping head brake 2-bлинн. shot, run high jump high jump 22-yd. low hindries. 22-yd. low dash. 88-yd. run. 88-yd. y-dash. 88-yd. y-dash. 12-kip y-dish. hindries. M2 flocky dash. lat 140-kip dash. B9-yard dash. Oregon Hill . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 . . . . . Winner to Play Off Final Wide Champion of Wednesday's Contest The Archery tournament held Friday afternoon was won by Ellen Edmonson, 18 College. The other two places were taken by Cora Shimn, 17 College and Minnie E. Moody, 18 College. Another round will be held Wednesday if the weather permits, then Maxine E. Moody will compete for the prize for the loving cup offered by Gustafson, Nine women competed Friday. In the contest Friday each contestant was given twenty-four shots each at distances varying from thirty to ten feet, and another distance, but because of the strong win the shorter distances were tried also, however it was found that the women did better at fifty yards, at sixteen yards practiced, than at the shorter distances. Next year there will be an Archery Club with its own captain. Only juniors and seniors will be admitted to the contests, while this year, due to a ban on juniors, it will not enough juniors and seniors and other classes were also admitted. Ella Hawkins, '16 College, has charge of the work this year; next year it is an additional class. Dr. Pratt, and will be one of the contests of the Women's Athletic Association. PRINCESS AT GREEN HALL Savilla Millis Will Take Part in Oread High Play The play is a story of a king's brother who has run away with the princess and is hiding in a German home. After the king's death they have escaped from the throne to the thrones goes to rule her people. In contrast to the harsh rule of her father she rules her people well and they are happy. Miss Ada Dykes, College, is coaching the castle. Miss Jill '17 f., has charged of the charge. The Oread Training School will give a two act play entitled the "Steadfast Princess" Monday evening, May 29, at 8 o'clock in Green Hall theatre. The play stars Julie Corneilia L. Meige and received the first prize as the best play for young people given by the Drama League in 1915. Savilla Millis, daughter of Julie Corneilia L. Millis of the department of economics, and Ewing Stimm will play the two leads. Tickets to the play will be on sale by the students of the Training School and will sell for twenty-five cents. Each student will seat about three hundred persons. Buy your K. U, pennants, stationery and views at Wolf's Book Store. Send the Daily Kansan home. Arrow Shirts-guaranteed fast color Sold exclusively by Johnson & Carl Did You Ever Wish? Sure! Most of us do. But when the birds begin to sing and the flowers commence to bloom and old Mother Nature decks out in green, don't you wish you could get out and spend a few hours a week mowing the lawn around the house, or digging in a garden of your own, or watering your own flowers? Mr. University Professor I'd Like to Build You a Home You are probably prone to wish once in a while that state legislators would wake up to your true merits. But that is neither here nor there. The fact remains that you are renting a house which doesn't suit you at all and that you would probably like to live in one which does. I have some lots in the University Place Addition—just two blocks south of the campus, away from the noise of the business part of town, close to the car line, connected with city water, gas and sewer, and well-drained. I would like to build you a home—just the kind you want—and make it easy for you to own by letting you pay for it in small monthly installments, amounting to a very little more than you are now expending for rent. Let's talk it over tomorrow. 1046 Mass. C.E.Friend Phones 42 What Time Is It? That's a common enough question, we'll admit. The job of saving you as much of it as is consistent with expert work and finished results in pressing and cleaning clothes, has led people to understand just what is meant by OWEN SERVICE Here's all you have to do—just call 510 BELL or 464 HOME. Send the Daily Kansan Home Bowersock Today--- Jesse L. Lasky Presents Sessue Hayakawa in "ALIEN SOULS" by Margaret Turnbull from the story by Hector Turnbull And Bray Cartoon. Admission only 10c GIRLS— A HINT TO DAD— Nine chances out of ten Dad is wondering what you want for a Graduation present. He wants to give you something beautiful and yet practical, for your graduation is something big in his life as well as yours. Wouldn't a fine bed room suite be one of the nicest things you could imagine for a graduation gift? Just drop the hint to Dad that he could make you happy with a complete, dainty, bed room suite. Come down and look at your suite. In your mind as to where you will tell Dad to look for the suite you want. Our new suites this year are more beautiful than ever, representing all the period styles and finishes. Among the prettiest woods and finishes are English Brown Mahogany, Plain Mahogany, Circassian Walnut, Satin Painted Oak, Maple, Brown Birds Eye Maple, Ivory Enamel, and Golden Oak. If you want to fill out a set or replace a broken piece we can probably match it from our stocks. If not we are within less than a week's travel from the best furniture market in the world, and we can get anything in the furniture line you desire. Remember this when you want to buy furniture or rugs, and come here to look over our stocks. "If We Haven't It We'll Get It." E.S. Strachan FURNITURE "Acquaint Us With Your Needs." 808-810 Massachusetts Street. GRADUATES: We are ready to take that Cap and Gown Picture. Special Rates. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN FINE ART STOCK BOOMS At Banquet Musicians Talk Up Building to Replace North College STUNTS BY PROFESSORS Faculty Indulges in Fiddling Whistling and Blackface More than one hundred students, graduates and faculty members of the School of Fine Arts attended the annual Fine Arts banquet in Robinson Gymnasium Friday night. A four-course dinner and a program of toasts and musical stunts were given by students and faculty members. Prof. W, B. Downing, Prof. Carl Prever, and Prof. Joseph Farrell entertained between courses with whistling, fiddling and tambourine features and later in the evening in negro dialect with violin accompaniment. After the dinner, with Dean Harold Butler as taurmaster, the following meal was served. The new slogan of the school, "A woman is a thing" came in for meanings appraisal. 1st subject...Dr. Frank Strong 2nd subject...Aileen Wilson The Music Students Transition ... Cassina Miller The Presentation Stylebook Development...Mrs. Charles Dunlap Purdue Services Episode... Prof. W, B. Downing Return... Agnes Evans The Faculty The Crimson and the Blue After the toasts Dean Butler called for impromptu speeches from Mrs. J. M. Henry, Mrs. Mabel Popeneo, Mrs. Olin Bell, Miss Gladys Henry and Miss Louise Wiedemann. Dean Butler also gave an informational speech on the state during the past year and what was desired for the school in the next year. Closing Theme. Prof. Chas. S. Skilton The Faculty One of the features of the evening was a song written to the tune of Auld Lang Syne by Miss Harriet Gleissinger, one of the original composers. This song was sung at the dinner and for those who have never heard the history of old North College this gives a vivid description of all the trials and tribulations which the Fine Arts students endure there. This song was written in the design of the School of Fine Arts which is "A New Fine Arts Building." ANNOUNCEMENTS Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once at her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. Senior Invitations may be secured by those who ordered them, at the Fraser check stand on Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday mornings Room Lists for next year. The University Health Service is preparing lists of rooms which will be classified so far as possible according to convenience, sanitation, service and students' ability to pay. When completed the lists may be consulted at the registrar's office, the offices of the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. secretaries and at the University Hospital. The International Polity Club will meet Tuesday evening at 7:45 at the Beta house. The Rev. N. S. Elderkin will speak. This will be the last meeting of the delegate and any instructions for the delegate or any resolutions to be presented at Cleveland will be considered. The Orchestra will hold its last rehearsal Tuesday evening, May 23. All members are requested to be present.—McCandles. Second Band will rehearse in Fraser Hall next Monday evening, May 22. Return "Modern Essays" at Once Will the person who has taken "Modern Essays" from the Journalism Classics also write the same Symbols? else would like to use it too. Black Helmets: Last meeting of the year. An important matter is to be discussed, and every member is exchanged for a second. An Tuesday evening at 7:00 o'clock Special meeting of Quill club Tuesday noon at 12:30. Room 110. Important. Faculty: Have those measurements taken for caps and gowns, Trophy Room, Gym, 10:30 to 12:30, and 2:30 to 4:30. E. M. Briggs, Marshal. Tomorrow, Tuesday.—Last Day to get senior invitations at check stand Fraser. 9:30 to 12:30. choose from at Wolf's Book Store— Adv. From Daddy's Domain Iowa State College is to have three new fraternity houses erected during the coming year. The new Sigma Phi Epsilon house will cost $10,000. Museum of Natural History 1. The printing press room, where books are printed. 2. The printing press room, where books are printed. 3. The printing press room, where books are printed. 4. The printing press room, where books are printed. 5. The printing press room, where books are printed. COLLECTION CENTER THOMPSON MFG. CO. INDUSTRIAL GROUP, INC. NEW YORK, N.Y. THE ART WORKSHOP THE COUNTERS RECEIVING PROFITS IN KANSAS LAND MAY Ernest R. Mower, '18 College, is very much wired owing to the fact that he has failed to find anyone besides himself who is excused for his failure. Ernest fears that he will be compelled to run the Daily Kansan all alone. Sec. of State Board Rather Buy Now Than 50 Years Ago "I would rather buy Kansas land today at $125 an acre, than to take it as the pioneers did at $1.25 fifty years ago. "Kansas agriculture is not holding its own as far as the numbers of men working on it." J. C. Mohler, Secretary of the Kansas State Board of Agriculture, summed up the situation in those words as students of the department of economics. "The convenience that the farmer of today has at his hand, and the hardships that the pioneer had to face are the reasons why I would take the land at $125 today rather than at $1.25 fifty years ago." "Machinery is taking the place of men on Kansas farms. The number of farmers in the state has not kept up with the increase in population in the last ten years. Yet we are farming a million more acres of land today, co-armers in the state has not yet up with the increase in population in the last ten years. Yet we are farming a million more acres of land today. "The great problem in Kansas agriculture is not the growing of crops but its something wrong with our present methods. The first thing to do is to get good roads. Co-operation may also help. Farmers are gradually coming to it. There are cases in the wheat belt where co-operative elevators have been able to save from five to seven cents a bushel for the farmers, yet made the elevators a profit of eight or ten per cent on the "Yet Co-operative marketing has worked best when applied to fruit," said Mr. Moldier. "Cameronies might be better than apples, but the fruit crop that now goes to waste. The middleman gets a large part of the final price of an article, as things new stand, but I do not blame him for the failure of the middleman himself, if the system." Minnie Moody '18 College, has adopted a little brown baby rabbit, just about six inches long. When she and some other women students stepped on a litter of the rabbits at the campus, they heard an awful squel, and upon examination, they found one of the infants was hurt. Miss Moody took it home with her and woke up every two hours during the night, when the baby was so much better that she decided to take it back to its bed TURN UP CLOCKS Summer Session Profs Favor Change in Time Most of the professors who will teach in the summer session favor the change in time during the months of July and August to the Lawrence Merchants Association. Change in Time Prof. E, H. S. Bailley, of the department of Chemistry, when interviewed by a reporter said: "The early cause so much more can be accomplished in the same length of time in that part of the day. The schedule of classes for the summer session could easily be adopted to the changed Prof. C. G. Dunlap of the department of English said, "I am in favor of the changed plan if every one concludes that we do not have to get up too early. You know we do not have any chickens or calves down at our house to feed early in the morning, so I do not want any chicken there, but that extra hour of sleep if I want it." Prof. H, P. Cady of the department of chemistry says he is not in favor of turning the clocks up because of the tension which would arise as a result. Prof. D, L. Patterson also favors the proposed change in time if uniformly and An automobile belonging to Prof. W. B. Downing, of the School of Fine Arts, was stolen from in front of the Christian church while the professor and his family were attending the church service. The institute was found deserted on Indiana street by the city police at 1:30 this morning. DOWNING CARE MISSING TAKEN FROM CHURCH DOOR Prof. U, G. Mitchell went to Coffeyville this morning where he will deliver a commencement address this evening. Other addresses are: Westborough, Saturday; May 20; Sharon Springs, Monday; May 22; Lecompte, Tuesday; May 24; Kanute, Burgess, Thursday; May 25; Chanute, Burgess, Thursday; May 26; KIowa, Thursday; May 30. Two anonymous gifts, one of $10, 000 and the other of $25,000 have been received by Cornell. Southwestern college celebrated its Founder's Day Saturday, May 13 by Do you carry fire insurance on your furniture? Is that as important as insurance on your income? L. S. Beughly HE NEEDED CASH AND CLASS NEEDED MODEL So Pi Poses for a Picture Pi is a wonderful dog, no one doubts that. Pi goes to classes and like many students sleeps peacefully while the professors plod along trying to impress upon their young immature minds the importance of education. Pi is even better known to the students than the persons to whom the Student Day speakers refer. Pi Ups perhaps his popularity depends somewhat upon their ability to advertise. But that is not my story. Pl found a new avocation this morning or was it a vocation? He appeared upon the third floor of the Administration Building, up among the wonderful masterpieces of the greatest of artists including the art students. The class in free hand drawing were badly in need of a model in spite of its offensive design an hour for posing. Pl, in bedly in the cash, consented to pase. And with his head on his paws he closed his eyes while the anxious artists drew his picture which will be added to the annual student's art exhibit to be opened to the University next week. Tryouts for the Sigma Delta Psi, honorary athletic fraternity, at the University of Indiana revealed that most of the candidates had no trouble with the pole assault distance, but that the pole assault was where the "rub" came. The University of Nebraska is having a campaign for the installation of a student council. The plan is meet friends, some of whom friends are confident that Nebraska will follow the lead of other universities and have a council. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. The Rutgers College Football team had a lower scholastic average than any other athletic team at that university and had even had an average of 69.5 per cent. The women, too, are answering the call of Potter's Lake. Last week several young women proved to the onlookers that instruction is received at K. U. Campus strollers at the Ohio State University met an uncanny repulse last Saturday night when an army of small slimy frogs invaded the campus made things unpleasant in the otherwise delightful and shadowy nooks. Straw Hat Time- and we are ready. JOHNSON & CARL Commencement Gifts of Quality Gustafson The College Jeweler Gustafson FORTY YEARS University Headquarters for Magazines and Cigars 40 Years of Excellent Reputation CARROLL'S Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl To the Students of K. U— I have bought out the entire stock of A. L. Griggs at 827 Massachusetts Street. Mr. Griggs has enjoyed a liberal share of your cigar, tobacco and periodical business during the past four years and I want to merit the same patronage. An earnest effort will be made to suit your various needs and you will be assured as in the past, of prompt service and courteous treatment. Sincerely yours, ED. ANDERSON UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. STORE PLANS COMPLETE Co-operative Stock to be Sold to Members of Faculty Only BOC EXCHANGE ALSO 100 Shares in Institution to Sell at $5.00 Each "At last, the plans for a co-operative book store have been formed, and although they have not been formally approved by the Board of Administration, we are assured that they will be sanctioned by the board," said Neal Ireland, former manager of the book exchange in Fraser Hall. Ireland's plan is to secure subscriptions to the stock immediately, and call a mass meeting of the stock holders as soon as the necessary stock is subscribed, in order to elect a manager for the coming year. Ireland, who has been manager of the movement for the co-operative book store will not be enrolled in the University next year, and it is his desire to hurry the thing through and get it started yet this year. In connection with the book store there will be a book exchange similar to the one in Fraser Hall this year, and the exchange will be run on a commission basis, the money going towards Sventeen applications have been received for management of the store. Means of a Co-operative Book Store Plans of a Co-operative Book Store as drawn up at present are; (1). Name. The name of this公司 (2). Title. University Compan- terial Book Store (II). Control. The control of this store shall be vested in a board of directors, composed of seven members, and elected by the stock holders of the store, with the assistance of five members of the University Faculty, and one member of the student body, which shall be elected by the stock holders of the store, and the University Student Council, who shall be a member ex-officio of the board of directors. (III). Management. 1. The store shall be managed by a manager who shall be appointed by the board of directors and shall be subject to their control. 2. The manager shall receive a compensation for his services, the nature and amount of which shall be determined by the board of directors. (IV). Capital. 2. Only faculty members may pm chase stock in the store. 3. The shock exchange shall bear 5 per cent interest annually. 1. The capital of this store shall be provided for through the sale of stock in the store. There shall be one hundred shares of authorized stock, which shall sell at $5 per share. 2. Only faculty members may pur- 4. Stock holders may transfer their stock to active faculty members, with the consent of the stock holders of the store. 5. A stock holder may buy or hold more than one share, but no stock holder may have more than one vote. (M) Borgsit 1. The profits of the store shall be rebated to the purchasers at the end of each school year, at a time set by the board of directors, however, the board may at their discretion, set aside a portion of the profits to form 2. Rebates will be made only to faculty and student purchasers, and purchases of 25 cents or over shall be recorded for rebate. 3. A book exchange may be operated in connection with the store, which exchange may receive and sell books on a commission basis. The proceeds of the exchange shall be applied towards the expenses of the store. (VII). Amendments. These articles may be amended at any meeting by a majority vote of the stockholders present at the meeting; Provided, that one or more shall be the stockholders of the submission of the amendment at said meeting. (VIII). Stock. The subscribed capital of the store shall be called in by the board of directors. Polity Club Meets Tonight The last meeting of the year of the International Polity Club will be held tonight at the Beta house at 7:45 o'clock. A round-table discussion condensed into a S.J. table will be the feature of the evening. Instructions for the delegates and any resolutions to be presented at Cleveland will be considered. The final contest in Prof. Arthun MacMurray's class in Oral Interpretation was held Tuesday. The following won places for the final try-out with Prof. Howard Hill's class: Howard Fleason, first: William Heath, second, and Mabel Elmore, third. Nu. Sigma Nu held initiation Saturday evening at the Rosecelle Chapel house for Henry C. Scholer, '19 M. of Bonner Springs. TWO K. U, GRADS TO WED WORKED IN Y. M, AND Y. V UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, TUESDAY AFTERNOON. MAY 23, 1916. The marriage of Genieve Walker '15 and Leland Angnevie, '14 has been announced for June 8, the wedding to take place in Salina, where Miss Angnevie was well known when in college, and was one of the most active Y. W. C. A. workers. She was a member of the first cabinet in her senior year, and was a graduate studentlonged to the Chi Omega sorority, Mr. Angevine was an engineer and a Theta Tau. He was active in the University Y. M. C. A. work. Mr. Angevine is now working in Fort Wayne where he will take his bride to live. CHEMISTS TAKE TRIP Prof. E. H. S. Bailey, W. A. Whitaker, F. W. Bruckwimmer, and C. F. Nelson attended the first meeting of the Kansas City branch of the American Chemical Society at Manhattan Saturday. Experiments were demonstrated and papers read concerning important foods in the nutrition of stock, and the relative values of various paints for use on farm equipment. Hogs are fed corn only, and their growth or lack of it is noted. Certain other constituents, such as proteins, are then added to the diet and the impurities removed are nourished on corn and bone meal; and the results in their physical appearance make it possible to discover which foods cause strength or fat or other desirable qualities. Manhattan hogs eat a diet of foods for hogs, cattle, and chickens. K.U. Professors Attend Meeting of American Chemical Society at Manhattan Durability of paints for use or barns, fences, and other equipment is demonstrated with a large board of paint. It can be applied with a different proportion of oil and pigment and also with various brands of paint. Exposure to sun, snow, and rain is noted and the farmer of Kanada needs to know how to wear the years the best and lasts the longest. The experimental work done at Manhattan in chemistry is confined almost exclusively to methods of improving farming. The best and the cheapest way to do things about the farm is their ambition. Success of Girls' Formal This Year Leads to Scheme for More Gatherings PLAN MORE PARTIES The Girls' Spring Formal Satur day night was such a success that Miss Elliot is planning three or four such functions for next year. The best one we probably be given just before that, then giving vacation and the others later. Hakan has exclusive sales rights in Douglas county and the city of Topeka. "It is because of the co-operation and help of the girls that this party was successful," Miss Elliott said this morning, "and I want to thank all of them for what they did. We were so proud of the occasion as they did." The variety of costumes made it informal and jolly at the start. The Spring Formal will be an annual affair we hope, and we will put our best efforts on it." Miss Elliott congratulated us equally as she said, "We have some more good stunts we can put on, too." For years reporters have been trying to discover new ways of putting themselves through school, only to find that some other man a few years ago was also using the system. But to Albert J. Hakan, c'18, from Kansas City credit must be given for finding a new one for the University's publicity agent to use next year in telling the people of Kansas how K. Petersen puts themselves through school. WAS NOT IN THE BUREAU Kansas City Student Didn't Get This Job Through Y. M. Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Castlake with a party of friends mooted up from Kansas City Sunday to spend the day at their daughters, Helen and Marion. Hokan is the first University student to become sole local representative for an automobile. He went to Michigan State to drive back a new Scripps-Booth motor car from the salesrooms of the Donald D. Davis Motor Car Co. Hakan had been making week-and-trips to the university's campus, where he followed week's expenses. The manager of the Kansas City Scripps-Booth salesroom became acquainted with him and conceived the idea that he would make a good representative. Kansas Men Win the First Set —Missouri Wins the Second START TENNIS MEET PLAY DOUBLES THIS P. M. Postponed From Morning Because of Light Rain The dual tennis match with Missouri started on the McCook Field courts yesterday afternoon with Captain Teachon taking a victory from Fred Williams in straight sets 6-0, 6-1. But Missouri came back strong and found match where Loomis of Missouri defended Alice Cowill 6-2, 6-3. Only two rounds of singles were played yesterday. The second round is scheduled for this afternoon at 3:30 and will be played at that time unless the judge determines Varsity courts. The doubles were scheduled for this morning but the light rain last night made it necessary to postpone the matches until tomorrow, when they played before the singles this afternoon if the courts are in shape. In Teacher's match yesterday afternoon the Jayhawker captain had little trouble in taking Mr. Fred Williams of Columbia, Missouri, into camp. Elderly Teacher did not remember how hard he had to before the doubles come off so he started to end the game as soon as possible. It did not take him long either for the first set was a love set. Just to appear a little more human Teacher allowed his man one game on the next set making it more challenging, was enough and Freddie Williams had to be content with a lone game. Allie Cowgill did not have such good luck with his opponent. Allie played a reserve game and lacked the confidence and experience which Teachers would expect, but it is only the second Varsity match that Cowgill has been in for the singles, and when playing by himself, showed his lack of experience. Loomis played a fine game but was erratic at times, and had to stop for this afternoon for the final round. In the doubles, as in the singles, Cowgill will be Teacher's other man in this sheet. He has been showing a fine game of tennis lately and with the experience he will get in this sport, he can teach the teacher in the Valley meet in Des Moines this week in such a manner that the two will be able to bring home the big end of the tournament. It is possible that O'Brien will also learn how to be determined until the team leaves寝夜 night for the Iowa capital. This afternoon's matches will be free. LECTURE DAY NOT NEW CORRECTION Columbia Started Custom—25 Given Each Year By error the date given in the head of the Commencement story last night for the Baccalaureate Sermon was May 28. The annotator and error test the head who should have read June 4. A faculty lecture day, established at the University of Kansas at the "Thursday Afternoon Faculty Lecture Group" in the center for movement among universities. The custom was established at Columbia University, New York, several years ago and has been a decided success about five lectures are given each year. ... Prof. R. M. Ogden will speak in Fraser Hall Thursday, at 4:30 o'clock on "The Idea of a University." This week Professor Ogden will be his leave the University of Kansas to accept a place in Cornell University next fall. The lectures given at the University of Missouri were very popular but the subjects were not of the genius of the professors delivered at Columbia, University. Prof. J. N. Van der Vries will speak at the high school commencements at Vermilion on Thursday and at Williamsburg on Friday, after attending a blessing of his nephew Edward Van der Vries, at Paola Wednesday evening. Prof. S. J. Hunter, of the department of entomology, who was reported seriously ill, is daily improving. Professor Hunter was joined by his family last week at Boulder, Colorado where they will remain for the summer. Professor Hunter Improving FINALS CONSUME OIL Investigators Determine Waste Caused by Approaching Quizzes STATISTICIANS ALSO BUSY Calculating Other Uses for the Quantities of Fuel The vigil of the conscientious student grinding away in his "hole in the wall" burning the "midnight oil" will now occur nightly until the finals are past. Tradition has dictated to the undergraduate, the necessary courses, and of term themes, theses, and final reports on class assignments. Many years have come and gone since the institution of such traditional affair. With the constant pecking of the "Oliver" accompanied by the steady release of words from theuous leaves of paper, does the silence break for the unfortunate one using his meager quota of "kerosene." Panic-striken, nervous, and weak from worry, the unhappy one urges himself on to greater work, mindful of the importance before the St. Peter of the deadly on the millennium day of quixx week. Time and again have estimates been made as to the enormous amount of oil burned during the bi-yearly penances of the sinner before judgment day. From one end of the student section to the other, blinding rays from the glare of the well-known light affronts one with their boldness. Oread declare that enough oil is consumed to furnish fuel for two Fords carrying five from Lawrence to Columbia and return. Some wiseacres have remarked that the wicks used in sponging the "juice" would furnish padding for double hattabs of the "Thundering Thousand" enmasse. Of globes and chinmasks cracked and smashed, enough glass has been wasted to pave a roadway an inch thick to the path of the office to Dean Tempelin's nature chamber across the hall. As for matches struck in the lighting of the beacon fires, if laid end to end, they would extend from Fraser to Spooner. Divergent are the views held as to the relative value of the time-old light. Psychologists tell us that the most lasting impressions are the rehearsal of images, the custom age-old and finger-printed as it is. Educators insist that cramming by day and lamplight is a harmful and dangerous practice, detrimental in the last degree to the physical well-being of the individual. Be aware that when cramming, the contrary, the time-honored burning of the "midnight oil" will continue as long as the incubator system of education is promulgated. NUMBER 158 A LITTLE BIRD DIDN'T TELL THE KANSAN Paper Scooped on Fountain Paper Scooped on Fountain The Daily Kansan must admit a scoop. To be beaten by robin red breasts, and jenny wrens is disgrace complete. The new memorial erected by the class of 1903, a cement bird bath, has been up a week, and only today did a Kansan reporter's keen eyes see the structure and go to investigate. The bath is placed on the plot of ground just east of Fraser under a large pine tree, just far enough under to afford shade on the hot summer days, and far enough out to be in the cool cold. Already there are many kinds of birds rolicking and splashing and plumming their feathers in the cool, refreshing water, and then perching on the edge to bask in the sun. The new nest is built into the sun, in that it is very democratic and squarrels and orioles hobnob together. This gift of a class, which graduated so long ago is an innovation at K. U., and the class of 1903 is the first to show its loyalty in this manner. The class of 1914 will hold its annual reunion on June 6 of this year, during the Commencement Week festivities. Lelia Nevins, secretary of the class, will present every member, asking them to be present at the reunion. More than 100 people are expected to attend. The class will gather around the memorial bench which it presented to the Uni-员 and a lunchun will be served at noon. CLASS '14 TO HOLD REUNION ONE HUNDRED EXPECTE1 Webb Holloway, president of the class, and his friend Johnhie Madden, former editor of the Kansan, will be among those present. Dr. Alice Goetz left this morning for Columbus, Ohio where she will visit her mother until Sunday. Dr. Goetz feels that she needs a short living space before she goes to work on her summer term of teaching. ED. VAN DER VRIES TO BE MARRIED IN PAOLA The marriage of Edward Van der Vries, 114 College, and Miss Rush Shelden will take place at the home of the bride in Paola, Kansas tomorrow evening. Mr. Van der Vries is a nephew of Prof. J. N. van der Vries, Ed. was one of the star athletes of Ed. was playing forward on the basketball team of UCLA and 14 and shortstop on the baseball teams of same years. He is now principal and coach of the Raolo high school. Miss Shelden has never attended the University of Kansas. DON'T BELONG TO UNION Sparrows Work Fourteen Hours Per Diem for the Life of the Elm Trees The sparrow, the blackbird, and the robin are the most efficient enemies of these pests to human comfort and growth or lack of it is noted. Certain plant life the canker worm according to an investigation made by Mr. C. D. Bunker, curator of Dyche Museum, Mr. Bunker has just completed a study of one hundred birds killed three miles from Lawrence where the birds have an opportunity; to feed on any other insects or plan they care for. In the stomachs of thirty-seven birds of eighteen different varieties the food was found to be 100 per cent canker worms, thirty-three contained only five and 16 less than 50 per cent and only five stomachs contained no canker worms. The birds are proving themselves friends to trees around Lawrence by their extraordinary appetite for these pests. "The English Sparrow is carrying out hours every day and heads the list of our favorite troyers," said Mr. Bunker, "Besides eating the nuts that feed on lettuce, cabbage and roses." HAD ESTES PARK RALLY George O. Foster Spoke Twenty-five Men of the Summer Conference Geo. O. Foster spoke to twenty-five men assembled in Myers Hall this morning at 8 o'clock on the importance of Estes Park in the lives of those who go. It was a representative gathering of men, consisting of the leaders in different University activities, such as athletics, drama, education work and even politics. Nineteen of the leading men in the University have thus far signified their intention of going to Estes. "Let me impress upon each one of you the importance of the Conference just from the standpoint of University leadership and that which will life," said Mr. Leadership in after-life," contact with men like J. R. Mott and Sherwood Eddy, will you get at the park, will tell in your lives long after the men themselves are gone. Number also, the part that K. U. has played here and there inferences. We have a standard to maintain among the universities and colleges of the west. It is the duty of every leader in our University life to attend Estes at least once during its sessions and for that duty there is no time like present, when the ex-governor of our state is willing to aid any man." Eva Coors, c.15, will be in Lawrance this week-end for a short stay at the Alemannia house. Miss Helen Kanavel, a student in the university, who lives in Hoge c14 in Friday and Saturday. Harry Morgan, a sophomore who is taking work in the department of journalism, left Monday for Pittsburgh, Knazas, where he will do work onorter on the Pittsburgh Headlight. Morgan is enrolled from Alto Vista. Esther Pratt, '19 College and Vera Stewart, '19 College, have returned from Rossville, here they spent Saturday and Sunday with friends. The Weather The Forecast: Unsettled weather tonight and Wednesday, probably showers, not much change in temper ature. Week of May 22 to 26 MORNING PRAYERS Leader the Rev. George Darse, Pastor First Christian church, Lawrence. General subject "The Bible." Daily subjects: Wednesday: "How the Bible is understood." Thursday: "How the Bible comforts." Friday: "Why the Bible will never pass away." SENIORS LOSE DEGREES Almost Half of Class Can't be Graduated Because of Too Many Threes DEAN DEFENDS THE RULE Say It Makes A. B. Mean More to Students The College Faculty regulation requiring an average of two-thirds ones or two, threatens almost half of the senior class with failure to get degrees. There are about 250 in the senior class, a part of this number lack enough credits to graduate and only one percent satisfactory on their percentage of ones and two at the end of last semester. The rule regarding threes came into effect last year and will not affect any work done previously. Although passed early last year the last graduating class was not held to it and there has been little consideration given the regulation by this year's rules, it is important in junior and ruraling and any student with more than 1-3 threes will be denied a degree. No consideration of the number of credits or stiffness of the courses is allowed by the rule. DOUBTFULS CAN SEE REGISTRAR Students who are doubtful regarding their standing may find their percentage figured up at the Registrar's office. Many of the students below the required standing at the end of last semester were there by a small number up during the present semester. If, however, the seniors under the minimum slow down this semester, the percentage will be even greater than reported at the end of last semester. Dean Olin Templin defined the rule this morning as an attempt to keep students from grading greens from the University. The old system he said allowed almost anyone to go out as a Bachelor of Arts who had the tenacity to keep repeating courses and skim through on three. That some restriction was necessary to graduate students. The Dean and Missouri, Wisconsin and other western universities that had adopted the mark system which is much more elaborate than the one used here. It requires so many marks for graduation as well as a certain number of credits. On marks are given on the quality of grades, threes counting as funks. MAY REPEAL RULE The Dean was wholly unaware of the number of students threatened by the present rule but said if it proved too harsh the college faculty having made it could also repeal it. The result would have value if it did not pinch enough to keep the straglers from obtaining degrees, was the opinion of Dean Templin. Several students have already applied for release from the rule. In regard to a standardization of grades being a prerequisite to such a ruling as the college now has, which demands two-thirds ones and twows, the Dean said that such a system was impossible to work out. At the present time each of them should receive the grades given out by every other professor in his department as a standard for him to comply with. This custom according to the Dean has helped much to get a more uniform system of grading. 52. Proportion of High Grades Required for a Degree. A student in order to be accepted as a candidate for the degree must have received a grade of I or II at least eighty hours. Any student admitted to advanced standing will be accepted as a candidate for the degree only in case such student has received on admission one more step to adoption the proportion of high grades provided in the foregoing regulation. FACULTY MAY ORDER GOWNS OF E. M. BRIGGS Instructions from the executive committee for commencement affairs have been sent to all faculty members to wear caps and gowns appropriate to their degrees in the commencement procession, on June 7. Sixty members of the faculty have already expressed their willingness to meet this request of the graduating class, and the committee is urging all others to communicate at once with Prof. E. M. Briggs in the Gymnasium trophy room, so that he may take their measurements. Order Caps and Gowns Now Order Caps and Gowns Now Member E. E. M. Briggs requires faculty members to have not yet ordered caps and gowns to sit so at once. At the present time about eighty orders have been taken, which will not be sent in until the list is complete. The only other class to do the way graduating class are on the way to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF Mites W. Vaughn ... Editor-in-Chief Lloyd Whiteside ... News Editor BUSINESS STAFF William Cady...Business Manager Paul Brindel Don Davis Gary Swigett Gargill Scriver Snowe John Gleisner Glenn Swigger Harry Morgan Vernon Moore Subscript price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered the second-class mail mails office, in an unwanted Canas, under the deadline. Published in, the afternoon five wetness of noon, from the press of authority of many authors, from the press of authority of many authors. Address a1. communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K, U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate in Kansas; to go further than merely printing the text on Kansas; to hold the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be courteous; to be accommodating; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to stimulate learning; to satisfy the students of the University. TUESDAY, MAY 23, 1916. CRITICISM AND COMMON SENSE What is news? John D's grandson asked him for a nickel and the Kansas City Times placed the story in the middle of the first page. The University's examination schedule has come in for an unusually hard panning at the hand of the student body this year. It has been charged that the committee which made out the schedule has used no sense, rhyme or reason in its preparation. It is true that nearly all students will have to stay the entire of quiz week. But— See first the beam in thine own eye Did you ever stop to think just how big a task the committee has on its hands? Do you imagine that you could make out a better schedule than the one devised? IRISH PATRIOTISM "Sunday Warns; 21 Faint,"— Kansas City Star headline. What did Bill have on his breath, anyhow? The intensity of the convictions on the Irish patriots was shown again Sunday when James Larkin, the Irish labor leader, attacked an Anglo-Irishman who agreed that England was right in executing James Connelly and thirteen other Irish revolutionists. The Irish who died in Dublin a few weeks ago were not members of a radical minority. They were the leaders of a powerful body of citizens. Their action was backed by a strong and organized public opinion in the Emerald Isle. Right or wrong the Irish patriots have shown a devotion to cause, a courage and a spirit of self-sacrifice that may well serve as a lesson to the entire world. A lack of practical ability has always been the curse of the patriotic party in Ireland. Its every effort has shown a lamentable lack of cool, practical leadership. For that reason England has always suppressed the uprisings easily. The last venture of Sir Roger Casement and his followers was no exception. The rebellion was quickly and effectually crushed. Its leaders were executed. Collier's Magazine, in an editorial, believes that England has hurt herself in the eyes of the world by the killing, virtually without trial, most of the revolutionists. It compares the execution to that of Miss Cavell by the Germans and suggests that England cannot now point with a finger of scorn to the Teutonic murderers. Neutral public opinion has revolted at this last proceeding, the writer believes. He may or may not be right in his contention. He is undoubtedly right in believing that the execution shocked the entire world. There has always been something fine in the unselfish patriotism of the Irish. It has been the finer in that its leaders were idealists—scholars who dreamed great dreams but lacked the punch to make them realities. These idealists have had little success in grappling with the stoil, practical Britons. They have failed in their dream but have succeeded in that they have furnished an example for th eworld. A Chicago striker beat an expressman nearly to death with kitchen dishes, according to a story in yesterday's papers. What has become of the rolling pin as a weapon? GO GET IT MAC! The fifty-fifty break with Missouri still gives Kansas a fighting chance to win the Missouri Valley baseball championship. But the team must win all the remaining games on its schedule. Should Kansas lose this year it will break a long string of championships. Coach McCarty has made a wonderful record since he came to the University. He has made the Jayhawker feared on diamonds all over the Valley. Kansas will win again this year; too, the coach believes, if the team has an even break in the luck. Here's honing they have it. We're all behind Mac and his ball players. THE FACULTY LECTURES THE FACULTY LECTURES When Prof. R. M. Ogden, of the department of psychology, finishsh his lecture next Thursday afternoon the last of the faculty lectures of the year will have been given. The last opportunity to hear at home some of the men who have made the faculty of the University of Kansas famous will have passed. The faculty lecture series this year has been particularly good. We will miss many of the speakers next year, particularly Professors Becker and Ogden. Both of these men have gained places in the hearts of their students. It is with regret that the Kansan sees them leave K. U. Jayhawk Squawks New version: "Kill all the wormies here you are." Among the other inalienable rights of man is that of criticizing everything. The man who can enjoy flattery without believing it is a wise specimen—and a rare one. If it is a really nice rose, you pay ten cents for the flower and thirty cents for the stem. Anyway, we trust that this pep speech doesn't affect future political campaigns as others seem to have done. Another definition of a small town where nobody misses a charivari. A cat, they say, has nine lives; but if you take its parodies into consideration, a song has it backed off the boards. If he's an especially greenbowl guest, you hate to see him go almost as much as you hated to see him come. The student who wouldn't have considered less than a "25 and expenses" job last winter is now wondering how he can harvest hands is going to hold out. The senior is now getting revenge for all the invitations that have accumulated since his h. s. graduation. Our troops are losing their eff- erence in Mexico. Villa was killed last week. Some people tell you their love affairs, but there are other ways of being borneose. Cecil De Rein, a member of this year's senior class until his operation in December, will return to Lawrence Friday to attend the annual farewell party of the Sigma Phi fraternity. Reid, also a former University student, who is principal of the Lost Springs high school this year. As an advertising feature, the editors of the Kaw, Washburn's annual, printed pictures of themselves when they were in their adolescence (suception of "We got out the 1916 Kaw." The 200 cadets at the University of Minnesota who were recently vaccinated could not successfully oppose the tactics of the doctors. The School of Journalism at Columbia University has its own baseball teams and frequent games are played between the junior and sophomore. The former team has held the championship for the last three years. "Every one has some secret sorrow," says a philosophic friend. Even the best and jolliest of us must find the most in his midst." -Cleveland and Plain Dealer. Send the Daily Kansan home POETS CORNER When I am dead, there may be yet some one REMINDER To hear of me and what I was, and save-make it in one, two and three button models. See them As I have said of others wistfully—“There are no friends like him in By Willard Wattles When I lose them Then would I touch him, I invisible, And he would know me near him as I said, "That he beside you, worthier 'There walks beside you, worthier than I.' A living friend, who some day will be dead." OMAR KHAYYAM Omar Khayyam, the poet-astronomer-tentmaker, of Naishapur, in Persia, is known wherever the English language is spoken, by the man on the street and the student of literature alike. His quattrains have attained their wide circulation largely through his translations of Lord Fitzgerald, of Ireland, which are the best and most poetical of several renditions. Little is known of the life of the genial Persian philosopher, other than that he had a profound mind, hated sham, suffered much and in the end came to know happiness. The threads of the story of his life have been woven into a pretty romantic tale, and this compact made by three students in the garden of their teacher, made much of in this drama, is supposed to have been true. This is a favorite verse of Omar: This is a favorite verse of Omar: and having writt, moves on. Nor all thy tears wash out a word of Nor all tiny piety nor wit can lure it back to cancel half a line. Essays in Tabloid Tablets COMMENCEMENT Commencement is. That time in Life when college. Men and women. Commence to. Begin. To really live. They leave school. With debts. And little else. Except. A sheep skin, which never saw. A sheep. And knowledge which is. Of little use. In making money! After commence. Ment. Swelled heads. Usually reduce very. Rapidly. Men who were. Worth $100. A month. Can be hired for fifty. Graduates are useful as. Waiters. Hoboes. Genteel leafers. And financially. Unsound. Lawyers or M. D.'s. At Commencement. They wear caps. And gowns. Which make them Perspire. And keep them. From getting cold. Feet. The profs are. Going to. Wear them Too. This year. Possibly to avoid. The latter. The reason. Why grads are. Always broke for. A year after. They graduate. Is because they. Contract so. Many debts while. In school. And have to start. Paying them. Back. As soon. As they get. Out. THAT QUIZ SCHEDULE Editor Daily Kansan: The examination schedule this year is an outrage and is going to keep nearly every student in the University campus the whole of quiz I believe we ought to have a voice in the making out of the schedule next year. CAMPUS OPINION Communications must be signed as evidence of good faith but names will not be published without the writer's consent CAMPUS OPINION Poor Student. I want to register my kick on the examination schedule. Why on earth must we remain here until Friday evening before we may take the last examination. Practically the whole school is being held over this year by day after day, unless obviously the majority are able to leave by the middle of the week. Is there any necessity for such conditions? —Quizz Kicker KNOCKS QUIZZ SCHEDULE Editor Daily Kansan; Edtor Daily Kansan: A DEAD CLASS Editor Daily Kanzan+ WANT ADS. The senior class, when it started out this fall was going to do great things. It was to have a number of get together meetings. It now had a good president (elected by the machine crowd) and it intended to show up the classes of the past. And it has become more than anything else. Of all dead classes of tongue or pen, the deadest is this class of 1916. Of course it is not the individual members of the class who are to blame. The officers are the ones who are supposed to keep things stirred up. Yes, I will admit it. We did have one good mixer—along the first of the year when we were playing for the New braska football game. And we did work on some neo too. TOO MANY SOCIETIES Edtor Daily Kansan: Of course you'll want to go home looking right. Let Schulz fit you. I'll admit I'm not perfect, so perhaps I have no reason to raise a bow. But what I would like to know, is, what on earth the University of Kansas needs of so many honor institution students, because it has an hon society, which is nothing more or less than a little politics, whereby the "ins" agree to take you in providing you come across with a little political pulling of wires for some man they are boosting for an office. And now comes Ahokus. We already have the White Crowes, the black Crows and the thousand and one supposedly honorary fraternities. Truly K. U. is becoming an honor school. A DEAD CLASS LOST—A bar pin with pearls. At Shoafie play. Reward. Card 155- 155. YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN with selling ability can earn big wages during vacation. Straight legitimate proposition. Come up and let me tell you how. C. W, Carman, Merchants Bank Building. 150-10 STUDENTS WANTING profitable summer employment, call at 1341 Ohio St., Friday or Saturday of this week. E. C. Babst. 155-3 WANTED - Roomsers and boarders for Summer Session. Board at standard rate. Please surround instruction K. U. Club, 1247 Ky. W. Bell. K. U. Club, 1247 Ky. 157-5. The class has been dead ever since —Disgusted Senior. WANTED -Steward for boarding club for Summer Session. Call at 1332 Tennessee or call 2095J. 157-3 SUMMER BOARDERS—Mrs. W. Brown will keep her house, at 1290 Oread open to Summer School boarders. Both women adm men. 1574- FOR SALE... At Your price, a second hand tipper. In good condition. Hand truck. Bison bonnet. School day between 10:30 and 12:30; or phone Bell 1765. WANTED - Roomers and boarders for this summer. Also a steward. 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PRICE & CO., CHICAGO CLASS OF 1916 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN LANGUAGES NECESSARY Colleges and Universities Must Teach Students to Speak More Fluently—Grider A radical change in the methods of teaching languages in American colleges so that students will learn to speak, read and write foreign languages must take place if the United States is to capture much of the trade of South America, according to Prof. R. L. Grider of the department of mining engineering, who returned lately from South America. Professor Grider was engaged in a search for an Andean or new discoveries of precious metals. During his stay in the south he had much opportunity to observe the business methods and progress of the merchants of different nationalities. "The command of language that the agrerage young German or Swiss has, who is in the employ of commercial houses in South America, is far superior to the average man from United States," said Professor Grider today. "It is a common thing for the young German in South America to be able to speak seven or eight languages fluently. GERMAN SYSTEM PRACTICAL "The average graduate of a German university in South America has a much better command of the five to eight tongues that he speaks than has the American with a smattering of German and French. The reason is that up to this time, the aim of language training in American universities has tended toward fitting men to read the works of foreign authors. But this training will not help the man from the United States very much in South America. He must learn to speak other languages in every day life. He must be able to meet a man of almost any language, to listen to it and converse with him fluently in his native tongue, if he expects to get very far in a commercial way in the countries south of us. MUST LEARN LAWS AND CUSTOMS "I knew several Germans in La Paz one in particular who spoke seven languages. He spoke good English and in our walks together we always spoke German and the reason was that he wanted to become more familiar with English. In Panama I was walking with a Swiss. We met a man, I addressed him in English, German and Spanish. He knew none of them. The Swedes, too, were but in addition he knew Hungarian, French, Italian, Russian and Portuguese. MUST LEARN LAWS AND CUSTOM "The advantage of language training for commercial operations is obvious. It is this kind of competition that we must meet in South America, and the only way to meet it is to get a more practical working knowledge of languages, customs and laws. "The same thing applies to the laws of South America. It is based on the Spanish language, but it still allows us our own, if we are to out of the courts and out of the hands of unscrupulous lawyers. This is just as true of Mexico as of South America, all Spanish countries, except Brazil, which does not suffer any complication in the necessary training of the representatives of a commercial house in the south. "In order to learn to use the languages fluently, American students must use them more in everyday conversation with natives of foreign countries. In this way the Germans and Swiss for example, become masters of many tongues while still young men," concluded Prof. Rider. Albert J. Hakan, '18 College, returned Monday morning from Kansas City in a new automobile, a light Scripps-Booth. He announces that he is going into business as an auto salesman. An article in the Yale Alumni Weekly hearing on the question of college men in politics shows that of 521 members of the Senate and of the House "approximately 345 come under the category of college men. Of these 345, the University of Michigan sends 26, Harvard University sends 26, Fordham University sends 19, and Yale 16. This leaves 264 college men to be divided among somewhat more than that number of colleges, a fact which permits of wide-spread representation. Oregon Agricultural College is a state institution, and although it has the name "agricultural college," gives liberal arts and normal courses. Its total enrollment is 4,200 of which 2,600 are men and 1,500 women. There are 160 instructors and over thirty buildings. The armory has the largest floor space of any armory in the United States and can be used for track, baseball, and football practice when the weather is inclement. Mr. David Fisher Atwater, 39, the oldest graduate of Yale University, died at his home in Springfield, Mass. last week at the age of 98 years. After leaving the Yale Medical School in 1842, he opened an office in Brooklyn, where he practiced twelve years. During the Civil War he was surgeon of the Sixty-fourth New York Infantry. Graduate: We are ready to take that cap and gown picture. Special Honorary Award PHI CHIS OBSERVE FOUNDERS DAY WITH ANNUAL BANQUE Phi Chi, medical fraternity, gave their first annual Founder's Day banquet last night at the Eldridge house. Dr. E. Smith, this first celebration of the founding of the fraternity, including Dr. E. E. Smith, Prof. B. M. Allen and Prof. W. J. Baumgartner of the faculty, Dr. Ralph Duncan of Kansas City. Homer Blincoe, a graduate student, acted as toastmaster and the speakers of the evening were Dr. Duncan and Professor Allen, L. L. C. Anderson, H. J. Dykes and H. J. Shelley responded to the call of the toastmaster. PRINCETON FOR WILSON Straw Ballot Supports President for Re-election In spite of the fact that John Griek Hibben, president of Princeton opposes the re-election of Woodrow Wilson as President, the students of Princeton, favored Wilson in a straw ballot for President held by the Daily News, and the students of Princeton successfully opposed Wilson in his fight for the democracy of Princeton. The result of the student ballot was substantially the same as that of the general election in 1912. The Republicans were in the majority but their vote was divided among three men, Roosevelt, Justice Hughes and Eliah Root. Wilson polled almost the entire Democratic vote. William Jennings Bryan had one supporter and Henry Ford got two votes. MISS WILSON GRADUATES Gives Piano Recital Assisted by Noted Tenor The School of Fine Arts gave a series of graduating recitals last night. Miss Allene Wilson, pianist, from May Center, assisted by Mr. Mary Bannister, music teacher, Miss Mary Linn, accompanist gave the program of ten numbers. Miss Wilson gave an unusually atractive program in which the technique of her playing stood out as a talent. Her talent is demonstrated by Mr. Miller displayed a rich tenor voice of much range and sweetness. His work last evening was a real treat to music lovers. Mr. Miller reiterated that he attended the state contest at Emporia. The following program was given: Eutude App, 25, No. 4, ... Rubenstein Eutude App, 25, No. 4, .. Aria, Flower Song (from Car- Novellette Op. 46, No. 1. MacDowell Antandino (from Sonata in G minor ... Schumann Novellette Op. 21, No. 7. Schumann Miss Wilson Like Stars Above ...Squire My Dreams ...Tosti Ah! Love, But a Day...Beach Mr. Mjiller Rhapsodie Hongrose No. 12——Liszt Min. JULIEN Sophomore Majors "A great many of the sophomores have attended to the task of choosing their major course for the next two years at the University," said Dean Don McGinn. "We have not will be making a great deal of trouble for themselves if they do not do so before the term ends. When school begins in the fall the professors are too busy to confer with the students about their major courses they will receive a serious setback eight at the beginning of the term." The University requires all sophomores to confer with some faculty member concerning their major course during the last month of the second term. At this time it is possible to give the students much more time and attention than can be given them in the fall when the "big rush" is on. The fact that the back porch of the Faculty Club can be seen from Tennessee street puts the regular members at a disadvantage. An ordinary passerby never can tell whether those good-looking feet propped in comfortable positions, and those contess forms, wreathed in clouds of balmy tobacco smoke, belong to the faculty or to the waiters. Coming on the Hill Scripps-Booth Motor Car DONALD D. DAVIS MOTOR CAR CO. Kansas City, Mo. Albert J. Hakan Local Representa- tive. Bell phone 1307W. Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository BUT FEW BUY INVITATIONS Senior Committee Has Few Left for Distribution Senior invitations are now selling at war prices! Owing to the rise in the price of leather which is needed for military uniforms, the last one hundred leather invitations which were ordered to supply a possible demand for extra invitations are selling at war prices. The original price was thirty-three cents. The invitations paid for in advance are not being called for, at the check stand in Fraser and the seniors who waited until 2:30 today to get the invitations they ordered have to call Earle Cress, chairman of the committee, or chairman of the committee does not think that the fact that a number of the seniors are affected by the three grade ruling accounts for the uncalled for invitations. There are about forty leather covered invitations left at forty-five cents. Those graduating from Earle Cress, if any remain after last. One Engineer ordered forty invitations, another student ordered ten leather ones too late to get his name in the list of graduates, and now recruited him. The fraternities and sororities ordered comparatively few invitations. DANCING IS RUINING FOOTBALL AT MICHIGAN Cress says the present method is a poor way of getting senior invitations. He suggests that an organization such as the council or a faculty committee should be appointed to handle these invitations. "This would do away with the present idea that some students hold, that there is any pie to the job," he says. "What is the matter with Michigan spirit?" That is the question which is worrying the football coaches as well as the athletic authorities. This question has assumed serious proportions during the last weeks of the spring season, when it was easy for the candidates for next fall's eleven are coming out for practice. That students often return to studies in which they have been found deficient and major in them, is shown by the records of the Ohio State University. An examination of the records shows that out of twenty students who had received a condition or a failure to complete their college career, eight have returned to that study and made themselves specialists in it. Why don't you let Schulz make your Commencement suit?—Adv. to the definite knowledge of the athletic authorities and coaches, find time to attend as many as three dances in one week. With about 6,000 students enrolled in the university, the average turnout for regular practice lately has been a little over nine men, while Princeton, by way of contrast, with only about 1,200 enrolled, had had an almost ten men out regularly and nas had almost three weeks of scrimmage. They say that if the men will not come out, Michigan is doomed to anarchy. "I'll just wait," he said. The seniors of the class of 1916 will have their last get-together time out at Woodland Park, Thursday evening at 5:30. This is to be a free-for-all hike. Every loyal senior is expected to be there whether he has a date or not. Dates to the hike are not being encouraged. Just the thing for that Commencement gift—Books! 300 titles to choose from at Wolf's Book Store.—Adv. To determine the cause of this shameful exhibition, the coaches and the athletic office are investigating the matter. It is their unanimous opinion that one of the most potent factors in keeping the men away from the field is the present dance craze. Men who are numbered on the squad claim that they have not time for practice, yet some of these same men, Seniors Will Hike How will age change your opinion of the value of Northwestern Endowment Insurance? L.S. Beughly THEATRE VARSITY TONIGHT ONLY Charlie Chaplin A BURLESQUE ON "CARMEN" His Greatest Picture--An Hour's Scream ADMISSION 10 Cents TOMORROW—House Peters in "The Closed Road" Bulletin No.1 A Mistake in the Policy of the Bethlehem Steel Company To the People: The Senate of the United States has passed a bill to spend $11,000,000 of the People's money to build a government armor plant. The measure is now before the House of Representatives. It is said that manufacturers of armor have "gouged" the country in the past, and that a government plant is necessary to secure armor more cheaply. The mistake of the Bethlehem Steel Company has been that it has kept quiet. We have allowed irresponsible assertions to be made for so long without denial, that many people now believe them to be proven facts. We shall make the mistake of silence no longer. Henceforth we shall pursue a policy of publicity. Misinformation will not be permitted to go uncorrected. It is and has been the policy of our Company to ideal with the American Government fairly and squaresly. We shall henceforth place the details of our relations with the Government before the American People. The United States has for twenty years obtained the highest grade of armor and has paid a lower price for it than has any other great naval power. price for it man has any other great naval power. Figures officially compiled for the Senate Committee on Naval Affairs from the Naval Year Book show that under conditions prevailing just before the European war, the chief naval powers of the world were paying these prices for armor: England, $503 per ton; France, $460; Germany, $490; Japan, $490; **UNITED STATES**, $425. A government plant cannot make armor any cheaper than we can do it; and— We are prepared to manufacture armor at any price which the Government itself shall name as fair. THAT BEING SO, SHOULD $11,000,000 OF THE PEOPLE'S MONEY BE WASTED TO BUILD A GOVERNMENT PLANT? CHAS. M. SCHWAB, Chairman EUGENE G. GRACE, President Notice to Advertisers: Bethlehem Steel Company The farewell issue of the Daily Kansan will come off the press next Wednesday afternoon. It will be the only issue next week. Here is your chance to let K. U. students know you have appreciated their business and will be glad to see them next fall. You will be assured of more favorable position if your copy is in early. THEISIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH Engraved Printer 744 Mass Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH Typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St. BIG VACATION MONEY! All students and teachers, men and women, who wish profitable and congenial employment for this summer, should write at once to The University Faculties Ass'n", 134 W, 29th Street, New York City. PROTSCH The College Tailor Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. INVESTIGATE the merits of CORONA AND FOX TYPEWRITERS Carter Sells Them Exclusively in Lawrence. 1025 Mass St. Buy your paper here At 900 Tennessee RAYMOND'S PRIVATE DINING ROOM For parties, banquets, committee for events, call 92 on the Bell for reservations. Use us prepare your next picnic lunch. CITIZENS STATE BANK 707 Massachusetts St. We are handling all University accounts, and we solicit your business, deposits guaranteed. MRS. EDNAH MORRISON at 1146 Tenn. St., Does Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling for University Women. Bell Phone 1154J. University Women MRS. M. A. MORGAN 1321 Tenn. Phone B 1116W We do ladies tailoring and dressmaking at very reasonable prices. Competent assistants. Tours Vacation Summer Santa Fe Plan Your p Now Summer Trip Now Don't wait until the hot weather forces you to select some resort in a hurry. Reduced Rates To hundreds of resorts in the West, East and North. CALIFORNIA in summer is delightful—Cool always, and by the sea and near the mountains. COLORADO- It is not necessary here to praise the many beautiful features of a sojourn in Colorado as that state's reputation as a Tourist's resort is fully established. TO THE GREAT LAKES COUNTRY and the EAST we have sixty day and all summer greatly reduced rates. Ask us as it is a pleasure to answer questions. Phone and say what locality you are interested in and we will mail full descriptive literature and help in any way we can in planning your trip. W. W. Burnett Phone 32 Agent UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN NINETY ASK TO TEACH Because of New Law Many K.U. Seniors Apply for School Certificates More than 90 certificates have been applied for from the class that graduates from the University this year. Because of the state law, which goes into effect September 1, requiring teachers in 4-year high schools to have certificates, showing they have completed a 4-year course with 15 hours of educational development at an accredited college or university. Many teachers over the state are applying for certificates this summer to avoid the statute as those taking out certificates before the law goes into effect may teach three years in a high school with only two years work in an accredited school, providing nine hours of training in the educational department. They can renew this certificate afterwards but must take additional work to make up their deficiencies. "This means that the incompetent teachers over the state will loose out in time," said Dean F. J. Kelly, of the School of Education, "unless they have a purpose of the law is to keep out incompetent teachers in the future although it will hurt some of the teachers who have been teaching in the past who have not had the work required by the State Board of Enten- Life certificates will be granted to those teachers, who have taught successfully not less than two years, at the expiration of a *n*-three-year course, providing they have maintained satisfactory professional standing. ANNOUNCEMENTS Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and are who still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once at her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. Senior Invitations may be secured by those who ordered them, at the Fraser check stand on Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday mornings. Room Lists for next year. The University Health Service is preparing lists of rooms which will be classified so far as possible according to conveniences, sanitation, service and students' ability to pay. When completed the lists may be consulted at the registrar's office, the offices of the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. secretaries and at the University Hospital. The Orchestra will hold its last rehearsal Tuesday evening, May 23. All members are requested to be present.—McCandles. The International Polity Club will meet Tuesday evening at 7:45 at the Beta house. The Rev. N. S. Elderin will speak. This will be the last meeting of the year and any instructions for the delegates or any resolutions to be presented at Cleveland will be considered. Return "Modern Essays" at Once Will the person who has taken "Modern Essays" from the journalism modern essays from somebody. Somebody else would like to use it too. Black Helmets: Last meeting of the year. An important matter is to be discussed, and every member is expected on Tuesday evening at 7:00 o'clock. Faculty: Have those measurements taken for caps and gowns, Trophy Room, Gym, 10:30 to 12:30, and 2:30 to 4:30. E. M. Briggs, Marshal. Sphinx farewell meeting at Acacia house tonight. Important business regarding plans for next year. Every member must be present. 7454 sharp W. S. G. A. wishes to correct the announcement made in the Daily Kansan last night. The date rule is off for the remainder of the year but all houses must close at 10 o'clock on Friday and Saturday nights. All Black Helmets are expected to be present at the Beta store at 7:00 o'clock to discuss important business. This is the last meeting of the year. Westminster Guild will entertain with a party Friday evening at Westminster on Thursday the form of a burlesque on commencement week. Everybody invited. Missouri has a woman student who approaches the limit in the improvement of "each shining minute." She takes her sewing bag to classes, and uses the odd minutes embroidering. Buy your K. U. pennants, stationery and views at Wolf's Book Store Seniors: Just a few photos of commencement week events will be appreciated later. Get your supplies at Squires' Studio.-Adv. Plenty of time to get your commencement suit made. See Schulz.- Adv. THIRD SET OF EVERGREENS BY GYMNASIUM MAY DI A third attempt to get evergreens to grow along the sidewalk from Robinson Gymnasium to Marvin Hall, was made this spring but from the appearances about two-thirds of the trees have decided to give up the struggle for existence. About a dozen of them still look green and may grow. Two years ago an attempt was made to get evergreens to grow along that place, and another attempt was made last spring. Both attempts resulted in failure and a third which it was hoped would prove to be the charm, was made this spring. Arbor-creek areas were planted as it wove thought they were a more hardy variety than other evergreens. However a great many of them are looking brown and bleached, and will probably have to be removed in the end to prevent them from defacing the campus. THE HOURS OF MISERY Examination Schedule May 27 to June 2, 1916 Exclusive Saturday classes will be examined Saturday P. M., May 27. Classes meeting at 11:30 will be examined Monday A. M., May 29. Classes meeting at 2:30 will be ex amended Monday, P. M., May 29. Classes meeting at 10:30 will be examined Wednesday. A. M. May, 31 amined Wednesday A. M., May 31. Classes at 4:30 will be en- dicated on Thursday. amined Wednesday P. M., May 31. Classes meet at 9:30 will be ex- Classes meeting at 3:30 will be examined Thursday P. M., June 1. Classes meeting at 8:30 will be ex amidified Friday A. M. June 2. Classes meeting at 1:30 will be ex amidified Friday P. M. June 2. Three hour classes (and one hour classes meeting on Monday, Wednesday or Friday) will be examined from 8:30 to 10:30; if scheduled above for the morning: from 1:30 to 3:30; if scheduled above for the afternoon. Two hour classes (and one hour classes meeting on Tuesday or Thursday) will be examined from 10:50 to 12:30; if scheduled above for the morning; from 3:50 to 5:30; if scheduled above for the afternoon. Four and five hour classes will be examined from 8:30 to 11:30, if scheduled above for the morning; from 9:30 to 12:30 if scheduled above for the afternoon. Laboratory classes will be examined at the time corresponding in the schedule above to the first laboratory period or at the time corresponding in the second laboratory hour exists) at the discretion of the head of the department concerned. Classes meeting on Saturday and not on other days in the week, will be examined as scheduled above on Saturday p. m. from 1:30 to 3:00 for one and two hour courses; from 1:30 to 3:30 for three hour courses. Entrance examinations may be taken during the week in accordance with the local schedule. Wednesday, May 31. 8—10 English 10—12 Algebra 1—3 French 1—3 Geometry Thursday, June 1. 8—10 Physical Geography 10—12 Economics 1—3 German 1—5 History Friday, June 2. 8—10 Latin 10—12 Physics 1—3 Botany 1—5 Greek Saturday, June 3. 10—12 Chemistry 10—12 Free-hand Drawing 10—12 Psychology Time for examinations in subjects not given in the above list may be arranged with the Committee on Examinations, who will be held during above days. Candidates will report to Professor Simpson, Room 202 Blake Hall, for examinations and for any further information in regard to them. 1—3 Psychology 3—5 Physiology The Mathematics Club held their annual picnic last evening on the golf links near Potter Lake. Officers for the coming year were elected and Bricken's usual Baltimore Lunch Dairy, was enjoyed by the members of the club. Officers for the coming year are; predeceased Mr. Elva Mslov Stell; secretary-treasurer, Miss Augusta Utermann; faculty adviser, Prof. J. N Van der Vries. This is the last meeting of the club for this year. Math Club Hold Annual Picnic A stupendous ox roast and carnival is being boosted by the Ohio State Lantern as a memorial get-together entertaining visiting high school students. Illinois is given credit by Captain S. S. Kingman, inspector of Cadet Corps, of having a band almost the equal of Sousa's or of Creatore's. He calls the Illinois band the best college band in the country. Insure that group picture against loss and mutilation. Have it framed at Squires' Studio. Prices reasonable..Adv. Men: Be dressed right Commencement week. Ask Schulz.—Adv. F. A. TO GIVE CONCERT The annual Commencement Concert by the School of Fine Arts will be given Thursday evening at 8:15 in Fraser Hall. The arrangement of the program this year is unusually varied and attractive. Some of the most brilliant numbers from the programs of the graduating recitals will be repeated at this time. The program is as follows; Graduates of North College Ap pear in Commencement Musicale Thursday Evening schutz" ... Weber-Federlein Philip Stevens Overture to "Der Frei- Dawn, gentle Flower...Bonnett Joy of the Morning...Warr Ruby Whitcroft Organ: lano: Polonise, On 46, No.2. Potomus, Op. 40, No. 2.1 MacDowell Helen Jenkins Five singing from the 'tersinger' ... Wagner Violins, Edith Hopkins Kathryn Barber Viola, Harold Laing Violonello, Harlow Laing Piano, Lois Libbey Ensemble: Prize Song from "The Mas- Leoncavallo Wendell Foster Prolog from "I Pagliacci". viennese Popular Song. Kreisler Serenade Espagnole . . . ... Chinamide-Kreisler Ednah Hopkins Impromptu in F smn, major ... Chopin Loiis Libou Impromptu in F sharp Lois Libbey Suite: Tragedy of a Tin Soldier ... Gordon B. Nevin His Return from the War His Jlegions Rage His Farewell Serenade More Terris Aria from "Cine-Mars" "Night of Splendor"...Gounod Clara Scheuer Beautiful Blue Danube Waltz, Concert Arab- Sahra esques ... Schultz-Evler Helen Dawson oct. If I Were King ... Armitage Orla Holmes ACCOUNTANTS TAKE EXAM Quizzes Are Given by University Committee State examinations for the accounting students of the University started today and will last until Thursday. The law providing for these examinations was passed in 1915 and makes them an annual affair. These are the first regular annual examinations held last December. held here although a special one was Only those students who have had pa- tient experience will come expert accountants take the examinations. They are given by the University Committee of Accounting and Prof. H. A. Mills is the chairman. PI K. A'S WIN FROM BETAS A batting rally in the seventh inning that netted the P. K. A's three runs, was responsible for their winning from the Betas yesterday afternoon on Hamilton Field by a score of 7 to 5. Leaves Third Division of Panhellenic Tied The Betas took a four run lead in the first two innings and held it until the seventh when the Pi K. As took possession of the ball, were Hill's sensational catch in center field, Gibbens catching for the Betas and the pitching of Sutton for Pi K. As. Suction held the Betas to the pitcher during the five innings he pitched. GET LETTER OF THANKS This game throws three teams in the third division of the Pan-hellenic into a tie, the Betas, Delta Taus and lost one. The other two games will lost one. These games will be played today or tomorrow and the finals of the league the latter part of the week. B. P. Young, instructor in entomology, is now able to judge how he would look if he were fleshy, as far as the left side of his face is con- A. A bee stung him under the aril while he was working around a colony. the score by innings: Betna 1 320 000 0-5 K P, As 1020 001 0-7 Coach Herman Olcott, starter for the Women's Swimming Tournament, is in need of a new pistol. The one used Thursday night failed to fire and should and as a consequence several of the contests fell into the water. Ohio State University has a plan under consideration to grant five special degrees that will not include credits in a foreign language France and Belgium Appreciate Aid Rendered Them That the clothing and hospital supplies given by the people of Lawrence and by the students of the University through the local War Relief committee have been received and are appreciated, by the refugees of war, shown by following communications received by the local committee. "In the name of the Administration and of the 'Secours de Guerre,' I come to thank you sincerely for your great kindness in sending us through the War Relief Clearing House, New York, and warm clothing for our poor refugees. "We are greatly touched by the generosity and sympathy of the American people in these sad days of misery! "Accept, in the name of our poor refugees, our heartfelt thanks, and believe me to remain with kindest regards. —The Director of the 'Secours de Guerre!' And another is written on the personal card of the Bishop of Valence, who had the distribution of clothing in the Department of Drouse. "Very sincerely gratitude for the things sent! Most cordial thanks!" PROHIBITIONISTS TO MEET Local Branch of Society to Elect Officers Tonight The local branch of the Intercollegiate Prohibition Association will hold a meeting this evening in Myers Hall at 7 o'clock. As this will be the last meeting of the year it is exceedingly important that every member be present. Officers for more than five years will start promptly at 7 and adjourn at 7:45 so that members can get to other meetings on the Hill. "We want our full membership out this evening," said Willard King, the president of the organization, "as we move forward to make this decision. It is our intention to make the local branch of the Association one of the strongest existing at any of the state universities. We can do this only if all our members out this evening." That farewell picnic will retain its pleasure if you have a few good snaps. Buy your supplies at Squires' Studio.-Adv. Indestructo Trunks Bags and Suit Cases Sold Exclusively by Johnson & Carl BOWERSOCK TODAY Sessue Hayakawa IN "Alien Souls" ALSO BRAY CARTOON Tomorrow Only "The Writing on the Wall" Big-4 Feature and MARY PAGE Leaving Time It has come. And now the question is— are you leaving right? When you start packing can you put your things in convenient snappy bags and trunks that you can be proud of. TABLET BOX Do It Right WE HAVE A LINE OF BAGS AND TRUNKS THAT ARE RIGHT. At prices that are right. You will enjoy seeing them. We will enjoy showing them. What about those summer trips you have planned? Will you be proud to identify your baggage when you get to the end of your journey? VOLCANO MUSEUM You are under no obligations to buy. AT Weaver's Three Dollars Worth--- For Three Dollars You have been told about the Kansan for next year. You have been told that the students who have the direction of the paper in hand have some new plans for next September. But no promise can be made about the changes. That Will Depend On the Subscribers We start in today on a campaign for one thousand subscribers out of the present study body for next year's paper. If we can be assured of that many paid up subscriptions, we can then consider making some of the desirable changes in mind which will, without any doubt, make the Kansan not only one of the leading, but the foremost college daily in the United States. We Are Perfectly Frank With You We know and you know that this is your paper. It always has been. It always will be. And you have got to get behind it and push. It is the best advertisement the University has. Consider the fact that more than 500 copies go out five times a week to the high school libraries of the state to be read by more than ten thousand high school students. Consider the fact that the paper is clean, not only in the news and editorial columns, but in the advertising columns as well. We offer no premiums this year. You get no chance on a piano, no safety razor blades, silver spoons or funny books. But you get your money's worth in Kansan and that is what we think you want. If you want to see the Kansan get daily telegraphic press reports, run more cartoons and timely cuts next year, and be improved in many other ways, be ready for our solicitor. Three Dollars Worth for Three Dollars —Get Behind this Truly Student Enterprise. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. NOW A CHEM MAGAZINE "Kansas Chemallurgist" the Latest Periodical Issued at University A SCIENTIFIC PUBLICATION Articles by Chemical Engineers Provide Meaty Reading NOTED MEN CONTRIBUTORS What may be the starting of a new era in the progress of the Chemical Engineers in the department of chemistry will be the appearance of another magazine called the "Kansas Chemlurgist." It is edited by the students in Chemical Engineering under faculty supervision. Its aim is to create a bond of interest among the alumni and the University and between the kymans and the technologist. One of the most important features of the magazine is on the inside of the front cover entitled; "Our Special Contributors." This is a list of the men who have written for the Kansas Chemallurgist all of whom are recognized by the university as field fields. They are: Dr. Charles H. Herty of the chemical laboratories at the University of North Carolina, who is now serving a second term as president of the American Chemical Society of the United States Bureau of Mines; Prof. F. H. S. Bailey, director of the chemic laboratory at the University of Kansas, a position which he has held for thirty years; L. S. Bushhell, chief chemist for Armour and Industries of Bardwell, chemist for the Missouri Pacific Railway, with headquarters at Kansas City, Mo.; and Elwood Hen dricks, a retired chemical engineer and manufacturer of New York City The most important contribution is that entitled: "Industrial Chemistry in Kansas." This will be illustrated by a double page map of the state of Kansas, which will show the location of industrial activities located in the state. "The Chemical Engineer, An Industrial Outlook in the Middle West," by L. S. Bushnell, is the next article of importance. "Recent Progress in Metallurgy by the Worksheet" by an art detailing recent advanced work in this branch of science. Probably the most interesting feature to the alumni will be the section called "The Migration of the Chemicals," in which is given the location of all the chemists and chemical engineers who have graduated from the University of Kansas, where they are and what they are doing. "BY THE LIGHT OF THE SILVER MOON" And the 9:00 Union Pacific. The canoe shot silently out into the muddy stream. A young woman trailed her fingers through the cool waters and hummed a contented A chorus of hoarse croaking voices from the bank drowned the gentle splashing of the paddles. Hours passed by. From way up the river came a man proching训 chining train; a minute later they were paddling straight up a silvery path of light which widened as the 9 'oclock Union Pacific came nearer. On dear, that训's due at nine o'clock and his train at ten," siered one of the nursry. They had given Mrs. Brown the slip, for the time being, to study the wonders of the river, when every water column and the water mclone is an inspiration. The paddles came to a stand and the current carried the canoe back down stream. The chug chug of the engines at back wafted above the bridge, with other night sounds. There in its splender was the big yellow moon far above the old Bowersock mill. As they stepped into the landing a voice was heard: "Oh I heard a voice, always be moaning the Kiw. I can study better for the quizes now." ADA DYKES EXPLAINS STUDENT DAY SPEECH Ada Dykes, who spoke for the College on Student's Day, made public today the following statement folling the appearance of several letters criticising her speech during the Student's Day program: To the student body and faculty; I wish to state that the speech prepared by me on Student's Day was unknown to and not influenced by any person or persons, organization or organizations to which I belong or other- UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 24, 1916. I regret that the spirit of the speech has not been received as was intended and the burlesque in fun has been taken seriously. Ada Dykes Send the Daily Kansan home. PHI DELTA PHI PLEDGES ELEVEN AT ANNUAL FEED At the annual banquet of the Phi Delta Pfair lauthry at the Eldridge Hotel last night eleven pledges met with a program consisting of the trial of a mock case was staged and Guy Lamar was the center of the laughter as the magistrate. Even the menu thoroughly flavored with law terms. The pledges are: Carl Brington, Russell T. Cowgill, Arthur O. Douglas, Wallace O. Hake, Walter B. Havenker, Jared F. Mayer, David E. Wringle, W. Pringle, Earl W. Shinn, Frank H. Terril and Cletus J. Weygandt. EXIT STAMPS—MAY 26 No More Paddles, No More Caps No More Sophomores' Brutal Pats Freshmen will not have to wear their caps after May 26. This was the decision made by the newly elected Student Council at its meeting last night. Junk Herriott president of the Council believes that the first day of quiz week is a very fitting time to begin to be a little lenient with the freshman. The Council intends to set this date for the removal of the caps as predeceence. Hereotefore there has been no special day named. TOLD BATTLE OF MARNE Baron Henri de Maulaussene Spoke at University Club Last Night Baron Henri de Maullaussene a adjutant in the French army deliver what was, according to Prof. W. W. Murphy, *the first delivery* delivered in Lawrence this year. The Baron is in this country on leave of absence and is traveling about the country talking in behalf of the country to aid fatherless French children. De Malaussene has been enlisted in the French Army since 1914 and has taken part in six battles and has been wounded three times. TOLD OF BATTLE OF MARNE To give some iden of the magnitude to the methods embodyed in the modern battlefield of the part he played in the battle of Marne in which the French stopped the German advance on Paris in 1914. The line covered over fifty miles and De Malmasse said he was present only at the very end of the war, making possible to witness only a small part of this greatest battle of history. TOLD FRENCH SENTIMENTS FREQUENTLY in the course of his speech, he would stand and exclaim with much force that the French were determined to win. That every soldier felt the gravity of losing his home to the German invaders. The Baron said he could make no guess as to when he thought the war would end but, he prophesied that there would be a great offensive attack made by the Allies in the late summer. De Malausse carried with him many mementoes of the war, such as a German helmet and the different rifles used in the rifles of the different armies. In closing the speech the Baron expressed his thanks in behalf of the French Government for the aid and assistance he provided to the fatherless French children. Nineteen have already been adopted. After the speech a voluntary collection was taken and a niece was raised. Another niece has already raised to be used for the fatherless in France. Last Chance to Get Innoculation at Hospital FIGHT SUMMER TYPHOID The University Hospital has barely time to inoculate students against Typhoid before they return home for the summer vacation, and it is especially important that they be inoculated. Statistics show that the majority of Typhoid cases are, contracted during the summer. Drinking water on trains and at summer resorts quite often cause Typhoid infections so much less trouble than the fever and cost the students not a cent. It is the last chance fo- some to get the worth of their two dollar hospital fee. The inoculation is given in three doses from five to seven days aprt, taking from ten to fourteen days for the complete inoculation. Prof. F, E. Kester, of the department of physics, returned Monday from Cleveland where he went to attend a meeting of the executive committee of Sigma XI. Seven members of the committee were present and had an all day session at the University Club. SENIORS GIVE TO FUND Class Money Will Go For Student Loan Fund This NUMBER 159 Year MAKES A PRACTICAL GIFT Insures Use of Every Cent of Memorial In Good Cause The senior class voted unanimously to give its memorial money to the Student Loan Fund in a class meeting yesterday afternoon at 3:30. The amount contributed to the Student Loan Fund by the seniors is 290. This year the class collected $158; $27 was collected during their ophomore year and $105, comes from his senior play. Harold Mack chairman of the memorial committee suggested the Student Loan Fund as the best investment for the present class memorial. Although there were several other ideas suggested to the class officers, Harold Mack recommended various insurance schemes. The splendid work the Student Loan Fund is doing in materially encouraging the best class of students, those who are really desirous of gaining an education, recommended it as the most practical memorial a class could leave. He also recommended that the Loan Fund and the fact that it was originally a memorial fund, before classes began putting up their monuments upon their departure from the University, made this plan seem feasible. Geo. O. Foster, approved this plan very much. It will be the Loan Fund is used in use and there is great need for a larger fund. By turning the entire amount of their memorial over to this fund all the money will be used for the purpos of the memorial, and will be used, and will grow with the accumulation of interest. It will be where grafters cannot get their commission, and every cent of it will truly serve students in all the years to come. FACULTY ENGAGEMENT Paul Teetor and Miss Downey to be Married in June The engagement of Miss Evangeline Downey, instructor in home economics and Mr. Paul Teeter, analyst, in the clay modeling department, has been announced, the marriage to take place in June. Both Miss Downey and Mr. Teeter came to the University in 1913. Mr. Teeter, a graduate of Pennsylvania University, is an enthusiastic sportsman and has his own canoe on the river during the summer months. Miss Downey came here from Chicago University where she secured and B.S. degrees from Wyoming University. Miss Downey is well liked by the students in her department and all who know her. It is not known whether Miss Danaon can retain her present position on the HIH. KANZA—SIGMA PHI TIE Inter-Frat. League Schedule Finished This Week SHOSTAC PLAY AGAIN Kanza and Sigma Phi Sigma broke even in a double-heater staged on Hamilton Field yesterday afternoon. Both games were characterized by heavy hitting and loose fielding. The Sigma Phi Sigma took the first, 2 to 1, in the second but in the second Kanza came back strong in the second and won 10 to 6. Features of the games were Koehler's catch of a high drive over second and Hancock's catch of a single, three doubles and a triple. Battles for Kanza were Moss and Bradley, for Sigma Phi and Calvert, for Cazier, Cazier and Anderson. Miss Ethel Brown, '11 College, who has held the position of instructor in music in Enderlin, North Dakota for the past year, is home for the summer with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. C. P. Brown, 1823 Kentucky street. Henry R. Duncan, the diminutive senior in the School of Law, better known among the proteges of Uncle Jimmy as "Little Doc" is teaching the classes of Doctor W. L. Burdick during his absence this week. The Iowa State College issued a women's suffrage edition of their college paper as a booster for the state legislature, which will be decided by vote on June 5. The inter-fraternity league's schedule will be finished this week. The Sphinx Society held its last meeting of the year at the Stigma Chi chapter house last night. Plans for next year were discussed. Seniors Vote "Stuff of Laughter" for Commencement Play K. U. TO PAY THE EXPENSES "The Stuff of Laughter," written by Percy B. Shostac and produce during the week of the May Fete May 13, 15, and 16 will be given as the Commencement play this year This was decided at the meeting of the senior class held in Fraser Hall yesterday afternoon. Pine Grove North of Chemistry Building Will be Setting THREE DISSENTING VOTES Various members of the faculty, after seeing the play, suggested that "The Stuff of Laughter" be given this year instead of the senior play, "Copperheads," to demonstrate Gumbier, a student in the School of Law. The Faculty Committee in arranging the program for Commencement Week favored the suggestion and presented the matter to the senate at the end of the play; only three voting against it. The play will be given Monday, June 5, at 8:15 o'clock in the pine grove north of the Chemistry building, known as Marvin Grove. This building is the former one. The natural background lends more finish and the lighting effects will be more spectacular. From former experiences, the electricians have learned that different lighting arrangements can be improved upon, and that they can be installed immediately. The seating facilities will be improved and the street cars can be boarded at a neurer station. The University is paying all expenses of the production and because of this admission will be eliminated. Tickets will be distributed among the members of the senior class and the students will distribute them as they see fit. "The Stuff of Laughter" will be repeated without any changes in the cast; the dances will be repeated and Prof. Arthur Carlisle will be asked to speak as before. A number of musicians from Kansas City will play with the orchestra. UNIVERSITY TO PAY EXPENSES PLAYING THE SEMI-FINALS Pan-hellenic Division Champions Fighting for Finals The Pan-hellenic semi-finals are being played this afternoon on Hamilton Field west between the Alpha Tauus and Sigma Chis, champions of the first and second divisions. The winners of this game play next week the champions of the third division of the trophy cup offered by Allie Carroll. On Hamilton east the Pi K. A's are playing the Delta Taus in order to straighten out the third division of the Betas Monday. The winner of this game again plays the Betas Saturday for the third division title, who in turn fights next week for the Pan-helenic championship with the winner of the Alpha Tau-Sigma Chi game. Miss Haigh Sends Out Call for Little Glass Containers HOSPITAL WANTS BOTTLES "Any rars, any bones, any bottles today?" Especially the bottles, and especially those belonging to the University Hospital, are wanted according to Miss Molly Haight, superintendent of the Hospital. The students are supposed to help in keeping down the expenses of the Hospital by bringing old medicine bottles back for refilling, but it is such a temptation to stop on the way down the hill and say, "Owl dear, I need some more cough syrup, I need some more cough syrup, I need some more cough syrup, down the hill after that bottle. Please, Miss Hight, just this once!" And Miss Height can't refuse such a plea. The result of this habit is that over times the bottles have been used sizes the first. The Hospital would greatly appreciate it if the students would return all the empty bottles they find, in their rooms, whether they were originally from the University hospital or not, if they are small bottles about three ounces or less they can be used very well by the Hospital, and will help cut down the expenses of that institution. Fred E. Dennis, I.L. D., writes that he certainly enjoys reading the University Daily Kansan as it recalls past doings at the old school, which coincide in many ways with the doings while he was a student here. Send the Daily Kansan home. ALUMNI DINNER TO BE HELD—FIFTY CENTS FEE Prof. L. N. Flint talked to the seniors at their meeting yesterday in regard to the Alumi Dinner, and urged that all seniors be present. The Alumi have decided to have the dinner as usual at an one o'clock in Robinson Gymnasium and to charge a fee of fifty cents to cover expenses. Tickets can be obtained from Professor Flint, Geo. O. Foster, at the registrar's office, or from C. A. Randolph. MANY TO ATTEND S. S. Registrar Foster Predicts a Record Enrollment This Season Summer School will be better attended than ever this summer according to George O. Foster. This theory he attributed to the fact that the ten weeks course has been more thoroughly advertised than usual and amount and tone of correspondence received from prospective students. Prof. F. J. Kelly, Director of the Summer Session, believes that the lengthening of the time to ten weeks will make a very material increase in student performance, who ordinarily waste their summers, may under the present system graduate in three years. Many graduates are also expected to take advantage of the one-third of a regular semester in obtaining their Master's degree. The purposes of the summer session are to give instructors in colleges an opportunity of further study in their subjects as pursued at the University; to give superintendent supervision in acquaintancing themselves with recent progress in or to study special problems; to give teachers and supervisors an opportunity to become familiar with the latest and best methods in adding to their academic and professional equipment and to enable them to enter the University to meet the entrance requirements. The first term will continue from June 8 to July 19, second term of four weeks from July 20, to August 15. The fees will be ten dollars for one week, and everybody every course will be offered that is on the last semester schedule. PROF. OGDEN TO SPEAK To Deliver Farewell Address at K. U. Tomorrow Afternoon in Fraser Hall Prof, Robert Ogden, in his lecture in Fraser all tomorrow at 4:30 o'clock will add his "idea of a University", to the many other ideas of great thinkers, particularly to those of Cardinal Newman. The lecture is of universal and general interest and is a popular subject with students and faculty. Dean Olin Templin has sent notices to all of the faculty members, announcing the subject, name of the speaker and time of the lecture, hoping that there will be a large audience. This lecture will be Professor Orgden's farewell to the University of Kansas. He has been connected with the work of Dr. Joseph from the University of Missouri. He was professor of Philosophy and Psychology in the University of Tennessee for some time. He resigned from the university in 2013 to accept a place at Cornell University. Professor Ogden favors the Thursday afternoon College faculty lectures and thinks they can be made popular at K. U. Several members of the faculty are expressed their willingness to make the new movement a success. Boyd I, Means, M.E,15, writes that he is resident engineer under Hendri, Kent and Lowy, Co. Kan., HarperCollins and Lee's improvements in Lee's Summits, Mo. These improvements will amount to about $40,000. Mrs. Means, A. B. 25 him bim there and they still enjoy the University Daily Kansan very much. Prof. J. W. Evans of the department of journalism left this morning for Osawatomie where he will deliver lectures and presentations for the Osawatomie high school. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folka. MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 22 to 26 Leader the Rev. George Darlsie, Pastor First Christian church, Lawrence. General subject "The Bible." Daily subjects. Thursday: "How the Bible comforts." Friday: "Why the Bible will never pass away." NO GRADING STANDARD Experiment Showed Different Instructors Marking Same Paper 1 and 3 BEARS ON SENIOR RULE Diplomas Depend on Uncertain Judgments of Profs. MAKES RULE UNPAIR Two students, who will not allow their names to be used, made an experiment this week to test the relative standards held by instructors in grading papers. Each handed in copies of the tests and one gave a grade of 3 on the paper while the second graded it 1. HAKES RULE AWARD The participants excelled and were in fullfillment of the same assignment which had been given by different teachers. The experiment was performed deliberately to test out the standardization in grading following an argument over the meaning of the question, withholds a degree to students who have more than forty hours of 3's. "This proves that the rule is arbitrary and unfair to the students," said one of the men. "When such a diverse grading is given on identical tests, the question can justly be enforced. It attempts to measure something which is not susceptible to measurement." "STANDARDIZE GRADES FIRST" "Obviously when the standards of instructors are so lacking in uniformity to as permit of such fluctuations in grading as in the experiment which roommate and I have just perform instructions to obtain hold degrees from those receiving forty hours of 3's is too arbitrary to be just or even to approximate the conditions. "It ites to me to that the cart is before the horse. If the educational theories of our faculty demand such an emphasis, I think of 3's rule. I think it is up to them to first standardize their grading so that the rule will treat all alike and not怀兰 hang the hope of a degree on students who do not happen to be placed under." FOSTER LIKES AWAKENING George O. Foster this morning expressed frustration. Last last of the class has been wakenen up. He said that the report issued yesterday was simply a "safety first" measure and that a majority of the students threatened by the rule could pull through all right this semester with a little effort. Few are hopelessly swamped with threes and most of the class is expected to get across the Rubicon. MANY SENTIONS WHIRLED Long before we began to peer through the window of the Registrar's office early this morning. Through most of the day worried, anxious and feverish persons inquired at regular intervals regarding their quote of threes. Until a late hour some were bothered by phone calls from those who were too nervous to wait until morning. SENIOR CLASS HOLD MIXER "If sleeping, wake; if feasting, rise before I tern away." First Get-together to be Held at Woodland Tomorrow The senior class will have a bike and picnic at Woodland park Thursday for $10. The junior class only mixer to be held by the class of '16 this year. It is also the last opportunity that the entire class will receive from or an informal mixer before it leaves. Some of the members of the class have been complaining of the lack of mixers and this is to be an entertainment which will please the most interested. The crowd is set on the Museum steps at 5:30 Thursday evening. Two Take Exams There are only two men taking the accounts examinations which began Tuesday, lasting until Thursday. They are then given the degree by the state through the University, are taken to obtain a Certified Public Accountant. Profs. H. A. Mills, A. C. Hodge and Registrar George O. Foster are the University men on the board and the university gives them a board to give the names of those taking the examinations. Ida O'Brien, '16 College, has accepted a position as instructor of Englils and Spanish in the high school at Benson, Arizona. Gladys Merchant, of Kansas City, Kansas, visited Isadore Rively, '17 College, Saturday and Sunday. Kappa Sigma announces the pledging of Kenneth Pringle, '16 Law, of Alma. Send the Daily Kansan home. --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Miles W. Vaughn...Editor-in-Chief Lloyd Whitides...News Editor William Cady...Business Manager Paul Brindel Don Davis Ralph K Glenisher Harry Morgan Guy Scrivern Cargill Sproull Glenn Swogger Vernon Moore Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail malt master, September 17, 1910; at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published In the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kanaas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate students to go further than merely printing the news by standing up. They also play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be challenging; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to sensitize the students of the University. WEDNESDAY, MAY 24, 1916. GRADES AND DEGREES Will one-half the present senior class fail to receive degrees at Commencement time? Unless the faculty changes its mind and repeals the ruling which went into effect this year requiring that every student have at least two-thirds ones and twos the number of degrees passed out will be small and summer school will have the greatest enrollment ever. The situation is an embarrassing one. Dean Templin says that the ruling is an iron-clad one, that it was passed to give the University a better standing and an A. B. degree more value but—that the faculty having passed the rule can repeal it. And that is what the faculty may have to do. The rule was passed last year and was to go into effect for the first time this year. It was not to be retaoactive. However under the present grading system it is doubtful whether it will ever prove satisfactory or not. The Kansas is heartily in sympathy with any plan which will give the University a better scholastic standing. It believes that a degree from the University of Kansas should mean as much as a degree from any other school in the United States—that is that the student should have to do as much work to get his degree here as any place here. However the grade system offers some peculiar difficulties. Grades are never an exact index to work done nor to results obtained. The same amount of work and the same results may draw a one for one student and a two for another. There are so many constituent elements in the making out of grades that no arbitrary mark can possibly be correct. The chances are that the class will graduates almost intact. The faculty will undoubtedly recognize the justice of their claims for degrees. The Kansan cub has discovered that "Randolph Calls" *168*. It must take some table to accommodate the game. ARE YOU? Say Mr. Junior, are you going to beat it for home as soon as your last examination is over, or are you going to stay in Lawrence for the commencement exercises? Of course the freshmen and the sophomores are going home in a hurry. We all are anxious to have the grind over with and get away from the University for a vacation—but listen Mr. Junior: You will be a senior next year and will be staying for the commencement. If you stay this year you will be "on to the ropes" in a way; you will know more the importance of commencement; you will feel more the impressiveness of it. If you stay this year you will no doubt will find there are many things about the exercises and the accompanying entertainment which you can better when you graduate. You are the future senior and it will be up to you to make the next commencement a still better one. If you don't feel its your duty to stay this year—just stay for the fun of it—you'll profit by it later. The department of English may be the most popular in the University as a story in the Kansan informs us, but the correct speaking of our mother tongue seems to be still far away. THE STUDENT AND HIS STUDIES Why do college students select mixed courses? Is it because they want something easy, because they have intellectual curiosity, because they expect to carry away a hodge-podge of knowledge like a boy would carry home beans and corn and peas in one sack; or, do they seek culture and a philosophy of life? W. E. Hocking in an address before the Harvard Tenachers' Association recently said that a great many college students do not know what they want, and that "they are too much annoyed by the instinct of curiosity," he says. "They take this and they take that in the dim hope that it will lead them to something they want, and they find themselves having more or less lost track of the rather vague and vaporous but alluring notion which they had when they began their college work." At K. U. the group system has done much to assist the student in the selection of his courses and, properly worked out, the advisory system would do much more. The average under-classman, especially during the first two years of his college career, is not capable of selecting his own course. He goes up to enrollment with a vague idea of what he wants to take and, if it comes at the right hours he takes it. Otherwise he takes what comes at the hours he has decided upon for class work. It would be a blessing indeed if the advisory system could be worked out so that a proper amount of time could be given to every student. There is a time when even college people appreciate advice. PROTECT THE SPARROW The much maligned English sparrow has at last come to his own. Yesterday the sparrow was a pest. Today he is a savlor. Yesterday small boys were taught that it is right and necessary to kill the sparrows. Today they are told that the little brown bird is the family's best friend and must be protected. It all came about because of the tree worms those slimy, canker, crawlers which have been causing no end of trouble for Lawrence home owners during the last few weeks. The curator of Dyche Museum has discovered that the sparrows have no union and that they are working from sunrise to sunset eating worms. So protect the sparrow. Forgive him when he lets his mate nest in your drain pipes. Overlook his lice and his squalling young. For the marrow is saving the trees. FOR LAWS ONLY From the Student Journal, the University publication, Nov. 17, 1892: "The attendance of the Law school is increasing. At the present time there are eight students. The large majority of students are Kansans. Although citizens of neighboring states bring up school pride in the promotion of the school by attaching it. This out of Kansas appreciation recommends the school highly . . . The system of study used here is known as the Dwight system." Keeper (anxious to please): "Not 'exactly' it 'im, sir; I can't say that. But, my word! I never see a rabbit wmaeced." —London Tattler. Sportman (who has missed every he has fired a gun): "Did I bite him?" An Irish priest had labored hard with one of his fleck to induce him to give up the habit of drinking, but the man was reluctant. "I tell you, Michael," said the priest, "whiskey is your worst enemy and you should keep as far away from it as you can." "So I was, Michael," rejoined the priest; "but was I anywhere telling me?" Stude: "I wonder what makes my hair, so thick?" "My inimy, is it, father?" responded Michael. "And it was your riverine's silf that was tellin us in the last last Sunday to love our innies!" Barber: "Perhaps it's going around your head so much."-Cornell The following poem is by Strick land Gillian, the poet of the common people, who addressed the students of the University during newspaper week. Gillian says that the one thing he has striven for is "commonness," or "universality," that is, he has tried to make verse that will appeal to all classes of people. Those poems are examples of his latest book "Including You and Me," are a good example of his work. POET'S CORNER To the Lowbrow STRICKLAND GILLILAN The high-brow puts his pince-nez on. And looks you over pro and con, But never toward his pocket moves His stinky hand. He gives, to you The stern once over. When he's through You're just as rich as when he started From nothing worth your while he's The low-brow takes a look and grunts: "That gink pulls off some clever stunts. I'll follow what he does or writes. He keeps his promise and invites Such current coin as they have loose. L'Envoi, which closes the poem contains the cleverest lines. hen here's to the high-brow, Who bleeds us. Helping the fellow they admire The higher levels to acquire Who_bleeds_us God Speed us, To higher levels to aspire. To pity thereak who succeeds us. But here's to the low-brow, Who needs us, And reads us, And heeds us, And feeds us! Essays in Tabloid Tablets Summer school is a. Session held in the. Warm months. For school teachers and. Flunkees. It is offered in two. Doses. Of six and ten Weeks respectively. And has a Special dean. The summer. Session is. Noted for panama. Hats. Transparent gowns. White shoes. Lectures on pedagogy. And the playground movement. It is going to. Be unusually. Crowded this year. Because. Of the two-thirds ruled made. By the faculty. It is said. That more seniors. Will graduate at the end of the. Summer school. Than on the regular. Date week. After next. The diversions of the. Summer student. Consist in. The following. Swimming in. Potter pond. Tennis. Picnic suppers. Sleeping in class. Kidding the. School teachers. Who in this. Day and age. Are apt to be. Good-looking. And spooning on. Vine-covered verandas. The chief objection. To summer. School. Is the. Weather. Mount Oread. In July. Makes Hades look. Like an Ice box. Last year the. College and the. Law school. Each had a. Baseball team. And as usual the laws. Get beat. The Kansas. Sinks to a semi-weekly. And it looks as if were. Written by cubs. Exclusively. Which. It is. The tabloid essayist. Wishes to suggest to. The faculty of the. Summer Session. That they begin classes. At 5:30 a.m. This summer. Since he is. Going to be. Here. And does. Not like the Heat. SUMMER SCHOOL The speech made by the college representative was an insult to our Advisor of Women, to other schools of our University and to the true women of Kansas. It was a sad disappointment to us, not that she is not an officer in the military, but an arrogant manner with which she conducted herself upon the platform, and the petty criticisms she felt obliged to make of certain persons. Some of the people who were criticized deserved the criticism, but there is a reasonable limit to remarks made from the students beyond those of common citizens, though modified, are discounted by the petitions if the speaker. CAMPUS OPINION The women of the University present very much the thought that her ideas and tendencies are representative of the thousand girls in attendance on the Hill. Very few of the women sanction the methods employed One member of the College, representing many other women enrolled in the University, wishes to epologize for the rudeness and discourtesy displayed by the College representative at the Student Day Convocation. Communications must be stained or evidence of good faith but not must it be prohbited for the purpose of preventing VIVA LAMAR To the Daily Kansan: We believe that even our enemies, if they are sincere in their stand, should be treated with at least some consideration. We wish to apologize to Mrs. Brown, Mr. Lamar and the University at large for the conduct of our representative and wish to assure you that if we have another representative, we will be on the platform on Sunday Day and we think we should have every other year at least, we will be more careful of the representative we send. by the representative in getting the honor she boasts of. We hesitate to believe that a woman should be so aggressive politically especially when her efforts are solely for her own personal aggrandizement. Her criticism of Mr. Lamar while he sat on the desk was too rudeness. The statements made by the speaker as to his reason for refusing to run for Student Day speaker are absolutely false. The statement that he did make to his friends when they asked him to run for speaker was this: he would rather go to the law school than the law school fairly it would be necessary to make a criticism of the means employed by the College representative in electing herself to her place on the program and since she was a woman he would not criticize her. Whether the College representative misquoted Mr. Lamar, we are unable to say but in either case she showed the poorest of judgment. TO MR. JACK A College Woman It is well that Jack ___ did not sign his surname as a very fitting one can be substituted for the man who could stoop to write such trifiling personal insinuations in attempting to answer any girl's article. It seems almost incalculable that a man who has reached the University should be so devoid, of respect for women, that he would not time should want to publish the fact. As Mr. Jack — states; that girl may be "unusophilic," but she must at least have received a common school education before coming to college. But if we find no such sentences as, —"Getting off one of the best examples of pussy footing argument that has ever dared to creep into print through the mean — an honest K. U. woman." "Concerning this article from its four corners." First in his personalities, he makes a weak attempt to speak slightly of the girl's mother. Now we know how much he taught him more respect for woman. Let us,hope that he is in no way representative. And were it on pain of death, we could never translate the following—"To be a gentleman ought to be sufficient reason for any girl not wanting a boy to smoke in her presence is it not?"-Perhaps the kind and gentlymanly author, (surely he is the only original author), will elucidate. And also that Pumpkin Center colloquialism which the long-eared gentleman uses quite freely, “pusy-ness,” a term that mean in respectable English? And a small fragment of another sentence, "And then granting if the boy likes the smoke also the limit of it," or a sufficient criterion for deceyness. And another—"Yellow fingers in Ukrainian womynhoo is perfectly perfect." If this sophisticated gentleman has ever been exposed to Rhetoric and has, through some mischance received credit therein, we would suggest that it be taken away from him. He might hurt himself with it some day. And moreover, that which one makes no use of is unnecessary and superfluous. WANT ADS. "With respect toward woman." With respect toward F' Frank Fox. YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN with selling ability can earn big wages during vacation. Straight legitimate proposition. Come up and let me tell you how. C. W. Carman, Merchants Bank Building. 150-10 LOST—A bar pin with pearls. At Shostac play. Reward Call 1116 Ind. 155-5. SUMMER BOARDERS--Mrs. W. Brown will keep her house, at 1209 Oread open to Summer School boarders. Both women adn men. 157-4$^a$ WANTED - Roomers and boarders for Summer Session. Board at standard rate. Please surround K. U. Club, 1247 Kwai W. Bell, 157-5 WANTED—Steward for boarding club for Summer Session. Call at 1332 Tennessee or call 295J. 157-3 FOR SALE—At Your price, a second hand claironet in fair condition. all at Trophy Room, Gym., any or both. 10:30 and 12:30; or special call Bell 765. WANTED - Roomers and boarders for this summer. Also a steward. Beehive, 426 West 10th St., NW. FOR RENT--Furnished modern house for summer months. Close to University. 1620 Tenn. E. E. Gillispie. 158-3 WANTED -Steward for summer boarding house. Call Bell 6881. Jack For Midday shrunk that they retain their shape perfectly. Plain White drill, Trimmed in Fast Colors, or in the Wide Stripes. $1.25 $1.50 and $2.00. In White Duck Pique, Gabardine and Wash Corduroy, $1.50 to $5.00 THE COTTAGE at 1333 Ohio St. will be for rent after July 1st. Snooons room. An attractive home for a family. Apply Boll M18- 1500W. 158-3 CLASSIFIED Book Store ATTENTION FRATERNITIES an SORORITIES; My three-story, specially fine location, five minute walk to the campus, half-block to car line, being off the main street it is quiet for study, grandest sleeping place, best location for phone call, never short of gas. Phone 924 Bell, A. R. Kennedy. 158-3 KEELER'S BOOK STORE, 239 Mass St. Typewriters for sale or rent. Typewriter and School Supplies, 10c. Pictures and Picture framing. ED. W. PARKS, Engraver, Watch. ED. W. PARKS, Engraver, Watch. Bell phone 717. 717. Mass Telephone. Bell phone 717. 717. Mass Telephone. Plumhays Sport Stripe Skirts Shoe Shop Inwes, Bulline & Hackman MISS ESTELLA NORTHRUPT CHIP MISS ESTELLA NORTHRUPT CHIP carefully handled. 736 Mass. Phone carefully handled. 736 Mass. Phone K. U SHOE SHOP and Pantatorium is the best place for best results 1242 IUO New Tub Skirts PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO. Mazda. Phone 801-265-4374 Mazda Lamps. 933- Mazda. Phone 801-265-4374 Mazda Lamps. B. H, BALLE Artistic Job Printing Both, phone 278, 1037 Mass. Middy Blouses The"JackTar"Make FORNEY SHOP SHOP, 1017 Mass. St. make a mistake. All work must be done. Dressmakla MTSB M, A, MORGAN JB31 Tennessee taking up. $199. prices very reasonable. taking up. $299. prices very reasonable. PROFESSIONAL CARDS The Jack Tar Middy Blouse is most appreciated after it has been to the laundry. They are so carefully tailored and pre- DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires' studio. Both phones. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. *Diassee* colony. *JUNIPER* 2006; *Biochim.* 1589. logery. *SCIENCE* 2005; *HEALTH* 2011; Phonus 2006; *Reptile* 2007. J. R. BECHELT, M. D. D. O. $33 Mass behind. Both phones, office and resi- dence. A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law, 743 Mass. St., Lawrence, Kansas. HORLICK'S THE ORIGINAL MALTED MILK ASK FOR and GET DR. H, W. HUTCHINSON, Dentist. 2018 Parkins Bldg. Lawrence, Kansas. C. S. ORELUP, M. D. - Dick Bldg. - Eyx S. P. SHEPARD, M. D. - Dick Bldg. - Eyx Grant warranted. Successor to Grant warranted. Cheap substitutes cost YOU same price In Many Styles and Models THESIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH Typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St BIG VACATION MONEY! All students and teachers, men and women, who wish profitable and congenial employment for this summer, should write at once to Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. Conklin Fountain Pens The University Faculties 'Ass'n' 134 W. 29th St, New York City Vacation Summer Tours Santa Fe Summer Trip Now Plan Your New Don't wait until the hot weather forces you to select some resort in a hurry. Reduced Rates To hundreds of resorts in the West, East and North. CALIFORNIA in summer is delightful—Cool always, and by the sea and near the mountains. COLORADO—It is not necessary here to praise the many beautiful features of a sojourn in Colorado as that state's reputation as a Tourist's resort is fully established. TO THE GREAT LAKES COUNTRY and the EAST we have sixty day and all summer greatly reduced rates. Ask us as it is a pleasure to answer questions. Phone and say what locality you are interested in and we will mail full descriptive literature and help in any way we can in planning your trip. W. W. Burnett Agent Phone 32 Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository The University of Chicago HOME in addition to resident work, often also instruction by correspondence. STUDY in addition to formation address. 50th Year. U. of C. Chicago. IL. C for 45° Ashby-0.2 in. Lexicon-0.2 in. ARROW COLLAR spring style, in two heights CUELT PEABODY & CO. INC. MANGS Bring your old suit to me and get twice as much for it. Money loaned on valuables. ABE WOLFSON 637 Mass. St. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN OREAD A LABORATORY FEW PROFESSORS TO LOAF MAY ADVANCE TIME Training School Fits Seniors to Hold Positions in High Schools Over State TO HAVE NEW INSTRUCTOR W. L. Eikenberry Will be Supervisor in Sciences Oread Training School is a laboratory maintained by the School of Education to prepare teachers for instruction in secondary institutions. It has received the award of the state of '16 have received the training which has fitted them for positions in the high schools of the state. This is the fifth year the Oread Training School has existed and the first year that it has had a ring of its own. A MODEL BUILDING The temporary frame building on the northeast corner of the University Campus was erected last summer and is a model building in every way. It has seven class rooms, a library and an office. The building consists of five classrooms standing on the floors of all of the rooms except those in the basement which are suspended from the ceiling. The lighting is secured for the most part by windows on only one side of each room floor. The classroom is situated in every part of the room. The third floor of the building is devoted to the science departments, the second floor to language and mathematics, and the basement to history. The library also acts as a study hall and assembly room. The teachers alternate in taking charge of the library during school hours. The permanent teaching force of Oread High consists of H. W. Nutt, assistant professor of education and principle of the Training School, Miss Lita Battey, supervisor of English, University professors acting as supervisors of the various departments, and students in these courses. The student teacher receive two hours' credit for each period of nine weeks with a maximum credit of four hours. This year because of the large supply of applicants few seniors have been allowed more than one period of nine weeks. The department of English alone has twenty-four different teachers this TO HAVE NEW INSTRUCTOR OFFERS ALL SUBJECTS TO HAVE NEW INSTRUCTOR A new man will be added to the teacher position. L. Erikenberry, recently elected to the position of assistant professor in the School of Education will act as supervisor of biology and sciences and book author in the School of Education. Dean F. J. Kelley of the School of Education, said today that more reference books, and books for general reading will be available next year. He is also planned to purchase more laboratory material The Oread Training School offers all the subjects taught in the large modern high school. The subjects taught are: English, four years; Latin, four years; Greek, four years; history, or three years; history, four years, including ancient, modern, American, and civics; botany, zoology, physiology, chemistry, physique, physiography and agricultural, each one year; mathematics, three years; mathematics and mechanical drawing, each two years. Music, one year; commercial geography, economics, and social science, each one half year. OUT-DEBATED LAWRENCE HIGH The school has a form of student government. The Student Council consists of a chairman and one representative from each class. This council acts as a committee in charge of any rule or regulation for final vote. The council acts upon all matters of discipline only with the final consent of the principal. The officers for this year are: president, William Kirby; secretary, Mary Frances Davis; and treasurer, Abbie Lillis. OUT-DEBATED LAWRENCE HIGH The activities of the school are rapid and debating team did well this year. They defeated Lawrence High School after they had won from Kannas City, whose team had previously won from Lawrence High school has a baseball team this spring and who had won a basketball five. A straw ballot will be taken by the Princetonian this spring for students to show their adherence to the president candidates for president of the university. A ballot in the fall will be taken in the fall to determine the possible change in sentiment. Beginning next semester, the Missouri School of Mines will discontinue final examinations. Unless the individual professor gives a final of some sort the students will escape from the finals entirely. E. C. Wilson, "16 Yale, chairman of the Membership Committee of the University," will be the Y. M. C. A. secretary at the University of Illinois next year. Some Want Vacation for Recreation and Research Work Not all professors spend their summers in teaching summer school or doing graduate work. Some of them are intending to devote these summer months to pure recreation. Others are trying to wiggle out of teaching summer school in order to enjoy the vacation as they please. "I'm going to 'loaf' all this summer for the first time in five years" said Professor Kester. "Except for a little research work I will spend my whole life there areLawrence may take a trip the latter part of the summer." "I expect to attend the Republican Convention in Chicago beginning the 17 'of June," said Prof. B. F. Moore, "if I can wiggle out of teachingum." He would think I can. From Chicago I expect to go to Washington, D. C., and do some work in the Library of Congress. Then about the first of August I will go up to the coast of Maine for a conference returning to Lawrence in the fall." Professor Twenhofel will do research work in the oil fields and conduct the State Geological Survey of which he is director. Later in the summer he will move to Wisconsin where he has accepted a position as professor of geology in the University of Wisconsin. Professor Dockery will teach psychology in the summer school of the Kirkland School. Prof. F. H. Sibley of the School of Engineering will move with his family to Lind Mass, where he will work during the summer. USE OF ENGLISH WIDENS Tendencies Indicate That French May be Displaced as Court Language The English language may in the future come to be the accepted diplomatic language in place of the prescriptive English, which is the universal language for international conferences. At a recent conference in Paris the English and not the French language was used by the representatives of the various countries. Ever since the dawn of modern history the French language has been the universal language for international meetings. This practice grew up because at the time France was the leading nation of the world and her language was more generally uncommon than was any other. It was a matter therefore of general utility that it should be adopted. The incident of English being spoken at the recent conference is considered by many to be significant of a general importance for English for French in the international conferences of the future. The reasons for the apparent change are merely historic evolution. The English language today is spoken more widely than any other language, and has been extended by English speaking nations to all parts of the globe. Prof. B. F. Moore of the history department who has spent some time in the Orient says that practically the only language used in Europe is Chinese. European countries have in the last few years been placing more stress upon the teaching of English in schools, not that the English language is really any better fundamentally than any other, but because of its convenience for all to learn something of the language which is so much used. Another evidence of this tendency is the fact that the Russo-Japanese treaty drawn up at Portsmouth, where the English were stationed, was perhaps one of the first important incidents where non-speaking countries used the English in place of the French for international purposes. It was used merely as a matter of protection when you who understand the working of history it would not be surprising to find in the future that English would become generally accepted. Things on Adulteration of Food. E. Wren, a professor of chemistry, gave an illustrated lecture on adulterated foods before the class in food preparation in the department of home economics, Tuesday morning. Lantern slides, showing the ways in which foods have been adulterated and mishandled, the picture, and the measures taken to control such methods were discussed. The election of new men to the A. H. O. K. U., which was scheduled for yesterday, was postponed until Tuesday, May 29. At this time both classes and the now will be present and plans for the future will be discussed. Talked on Adulterated Foods Ahokus Elect Tuesday The "Spring Surkus" at Wabash comes to town for two days with an entirely different performance each time. On one day (the day it doesn't rain) a big parade takes place through the streets of Crawfordsvilles. Faculty Will Decide Soon About Turning Clocks Up One Hour MERCHANTS FAVOR PLAN some Professors Like Scheme Others Say, Only a Fad Because the schedule for classes of the summer session must be printed next week, the faculty of the summer school will probably decide within a few days as to whether the University wants to hold an hour during the summer months as proposed by the Merchant's Association. DEAN KELLY FAVORS IDEA "I favor the idea," said Dean Kelly when interviewed by a reporter this morning, "but I am not in favor of using the means of turning the clock ahead because of it. That is which university on previous summers, accomplished the same result by simply starting classes an hour earlier than during the winter season. Therefore, I think the merchants would be just as successful and it is a much more simple device to open up business an hour earlier than it is to be used two days a week. The time of their services but it is not necessary for church goers to turn their clocks an hour in order to get to church on time. CHANCELLOR APPROVES IT Chancellor Strong, when asked for his opinion said, "I am in favor of the plan of turning the clocks up an hour. In the dawn town district, business people work on their o'clock although it is daylight at five. By turning the clocks up an hour we would gain two fine hours of day light! And under the present plan we miss." "GOOD TO RISE EARLY!"—ENGEL Prof. E. F. Engel of the department of German favors the change. He says "An early start will do a whole lot towards making the day's work easier." The answer will be an aid to personal discipline and help to strengthen character. Often the early hour is not utilized, especially by the student, where as if he had the extra sixty minutes at the other end of the day, he would use it as an hour of recreation and be really benefited. Of course, most German students "one could get up an hour earlier by his watch than is his custom but such a few have the tenacity of will to start doing so unless they have some such aid, as turning the clock up would give them. If this scheme will help us any I am for it." ROOM LISTS FOR NEXT YEAR are being prepared which will be classified so far as possible according to convenience, sanitation, service and students' ability to pay. When completed the lists may be consulted at the registrar's office, the offices of the Advisor of Women, the Y. M. C. A. and Y: W. C. A. secretaries and at the University Hospital. "Would Cause Confusion?"--GREEN Dean Green says the idea is all right but because of the confusion which would result, he favors changing the schedule instead. Prof. R. D. O'Leary of the department of English is opposed to the plan. "It is only a fad," professor of English, said. "Confusion where one locality uses standard time and another sun time as would be the case with the railroads and the town if the proposed plan is adopted." Senior Invitations may be secured by those who ordered them, at the Fraser check stand on Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday mornings. Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing to the gingham for their costumes, please call at once on her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. "Known As The Best" CAMERON A new wide spaced collar with "Piping Rock" bow Ide At a meeting the Owls, the junior secret society, last week the sophomores who are to form the membership of the society next year were initiated and officers were chosen. The bunch that will be responsible for next years "Sour Owl" is as follows: Early Poindexter, president; R. D. Friend, vice president; E. J. Grecian, vice president; M. H. Kirk, derry. Dick Treese, Kenny Gedney, W. B. Havekors, W. M. Boone, Donald Davis, I. E. Fitzpatrick, Homer Beal, Dorman O'Leary, E. A. Uhrlaub, E. T. Todd and Alden Torrey. Owls Elect 2 for 25e COLLARS have—exclusively— Linocard Unbreakable Buttonholes OEO, P. IDE A CO., Makers, Troy, N. Y. makes of Ide Shirts WANT NEW STATE SONG Kansas is to have a new state song, and it is to be written by one of her own loyal residents. To the end that every one with talent will try his hand at composing a song, he will offer a small prize for the best song, and honorable mention for the two next best. A resolution passed at the last meeting of the club in January 1967 called for following requirements for the song: "This song to embrace the spirit, principles and standards of our state, and while possessed of literary merit, it shall not be too elaborate in thought but should be easily learned and sung by all." Kansas Composers Asked to Write Words and Music for Sunflower Piece RULES FOR COMPOSERS CLUES FOR COMPOSERS The music and the purpose necessarily have to be the same person, but must be sumbited at the same time. All songs must be filed with Mrs. Carey J. Wilson, TopcaKansas, some time before the first of November. The name of the composer should not be written on the song, but included with the address in a sealed envelope. Upon receipt of the manuscript and envelope, both will be numbered for identification after the contest. FIVE WILL CHOOSE A committee of five has been elected to select the song. They are Mrs. Carey J. Wilson, chairman of the music department of the Topeka Federation of Women, Dean Harold Butler, Prof. C. S. Skilton, Arthur Wheeler, and the State Agricultural College, and Frederick Rogers of Hutchinson. Return "Modern Essays" at Once Will the person who has taken the "Modern Essays" from the journalism library pick up the somebody Somebody else would like to use it. Faculty: Have those measurements taken for caps and gowns, Trophy Room, Gym, 10:30 to 12:30, and 2:30 to 4:30. E. M. Briggs, Marshal. PROTSCH The College Tailor For That Graduating Gift How about Kodaks Toilet Articles Stationery Fountain Pens We will take pleasure in assisting you in the selection. Evans Drug Store 819 Mass. PROFESSOR PATRICK Older Faculty Members Remember Him as a Warm Friend of the University Although few of this generation of University people know of Professor George Edward Patrick, all have heard of the Hattie Elizabeth Lewis memorial. Professor Patrick was the founder and sole supporter of this memorial which takes the form of an essay competition open to all the students of the University. Professor Dr. C. March on 22 April is Washington DC on March 22 although the news of his death has not become generally known, due probably to the fact that he is known to so few of the University people. Professor Patrick was in charge of the physics, chemistry and mineralogy departments of the University from 1875 to 1883. It was his tireless effort to teach these students on their feet and lay the foundation of these schools at present. After leaving Lawrence he held positions with schools of several other states. In 1894 he was called to Washington to take charge of the Dairy Department. In the department of Agriculture He held this place until his death. NEVER GREEN EVERGREEN He was always loyal to K. U. and has kept in touch with his friends in the faculty and every year he visited Lawrence where his wife is buried. He was always a gentle and peaceful man and it was his deep abhorsenge for war that probably determined his choice for the general theme of the Hattie Elizabeth Lewis memorial essay. Trees Seem to Resent Inconsiderate Treatment "What's the matter with the evergreens or is it what's the matter with the campus soil?" This is the question students ask when they see the beautiful evergreenes which were planted along the sidewalk from Jackson Gymnasium. Marvin Hill grade school, and bleached. "The evergreens were not packed with sufficient dirt," says W. C. Stevens, of the department of botany, "to enable them to grow in any soil. They should have plenty of soil packed around the roots, and then they could be watered." However, he says, "they might have thrived all right, the way they were sent, if they had not been delayed in arriving in Lawrence." They were sent to another place, and it is not known how long they lay around on the grass. This climate is not exactly fitted to their growth, but this is not the reason that they did not grow. The attempt to get these evergreens to grow will not be given up but next time it is tried, they will have to be assured of their proper packing and speedy delivery. This is the third attempt that has been made. Westminster Guild will entertain with a party Friday evening at Westminster Hall. The party will take place on Saturday morning engagement week. Everybody invited. Sigma Delta Chi meets Thursday at 7:45 at the Beta house. Send the Daily Kansan home THEATRE VARSITY TONIGHT ONLY House Peters in "The Closed Road" TOMORROW---THEDA BARA in "The Eternal Sapho" Mr. University Man— What does "Houk Service" mean to you? If there is any significance attached to the slogan of this shop, remember it next fall and suggest to that freshman friend the place where he will always be welcome. The Shop of the Town B LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. wants ambitions young people to enroll and prepare for exceptional positions, as bookkeepers, stenographers, private secretaries, civil service. Positions secured as soon as competent. Enroll any Monday. Write, phone or call for catalogue, 645 Mass. St., Two Floors. E. S. WEATHERBY, Superintendent. W. H. QUAKENBUSH, President. Notice to Advertisers: The farewell issue of the Daily Kansan will come off the press next Wednesday afternoon. It will be the only issue next week. Here is your chance to let K. U. students know you have appreciated their business and will be glad to see them next fall. You will be assured of more favorable position if your copy is in early. . UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN NEW RECORDS A FAD Better Figures Set in Five Events This Season at K. U. MORE SURPRISES COMING Markley Says K. U. Athletes Will Break Own Time Record-breaking has been a fact among the members of Coach Hamilton's track team this year. Five of the marks set by K. U. Jeeves in past years are records have in part made back as far as John Haven have fallen this season. Last spring when Fred Rodkey outsprinted the Missourians and set the quarter mile mark at 50 3-5, he chipped 2-5 of a second from the time made by McCoy in 1906. This record was caused by the trip to Columbia, a couple of weeks ago, Dorman O'Lery covered the distance in 50 1-5, thus clipping off 2-5 of a second from Rodkey's time. Then, to make sure there was no mistake, he equaled this mark in the contest with the April 4 victory, so it is expected of him during the next two years. BODKEY BREAKS OWN RECORD Last year Rodkey set the half-mile record at 2:00 2:15, but was not content to leave it at this figure so he clipped off the distance in 1:58 4:5, thus breaking the record again this spring. Along with that, he brought the relay mark down from 3:28 to 3:24 1-5 in the meet with the K. S. A. C. in 1912 Tod Woodbury vaulted 11 feet 6 1-2 inches and until this season no Kansan has been able to better the mark. In the annual outdoor meet with Missouri Pattin tied with Billy Powell, the Missouri valuator at 11 feet 8 1-2 inches and thus another University record was hung up. Pattinson has done 12 feet in practice several times and there is little doubt but that he will break his own record before the season is over. Dick Treweke defeated Radford Pitlism in the high jump with a leap of 6 feet 1 inch during the indoor meet with Missouri at Convention Hall last winter, and thus raised the record of 6 feet 5-8 inch, made by Bill Frenzel, behind him on April 29 Treweke cleared the bar at 6 feet 1-2 inches but as he did not score first place the record does not stand as official. Trainer Markley is greatly interested in the work the men have been doing this season, and says that more records will fall and new ones be made before the men that now hold them have left school. O'Leary, it is the trimmer's opinion, will be the quarter next season, provided of course, that he has no hard luck and keeps in good condition. "Rodkey should knock two full seconds off his half mile record next spring, when his foot has fully recovered and he has had a good rest," said Doc. Markley last night, as he was working to get his men in the best of condition for the Missouri valley meet next Saturday. TWO MORE MEETS COMING "Pattinson will put his mark up a few inches more yet this year, if I do not miss my guess," the trainer continued, "and there are other marks that may be bettered within the next two weeks." TWO MORE MEETS COMING Markley is yet a bit doubtful about Treweke's injured leg, but feels sure that the jumper will be able to better his own leap by two or three inches as soon as he gets in good condition. Coach Hamilton expects some great things of his athletes in the two meets yet to be competed in the Missouri Conference, Columbia, Mo. on May 27, and the Western Conference meet at Chicago on June 3. PRINCETON'S INSURANCE Senior Class Memorial Fund Is Used to Pay Policies The senior class of the University has received several requests from insurance companies for them to consider the memorial insurance plan that has recently been adopted at Delaware University. a Princeton University has new policies in regard to the senior memorial Their senior memorial is to be an endowment life insurance policy in favor of the University. Two hundred and fifty percent of their class have taken out policies of either $100, $200 or $400 make an average policy of $175. The policies taken out amount to a total of $43,500, which will be availed whatever purpose the University uses it at the end of twenty-five years. five years. The insurance memorial idea is now being considered by many Universities. Seniors: Just a few photos of commencement week events will be appreciated later. Get your supplies at Souires' Studio...Adv. NO TAPE FOR MARKLEY Frainer Doesn't Like to Use Adhesive Preparation "I never use adhesive tape if I can keep from it. The zinc oxide preparation is injurious to the skin and beades, pressure of any kind, whenrought to bear on an injury, only keeps the blood from flowing freely, and thus does not allow the injured art to heal as quickly as it other-ways. This is a demonstration of Trainer Markley, the man who is keeping Coach Hamilton's track men condition for the big conference this year. Doc. Markley is a strong believer in sweating and "baking" as cures for sprains and "charkey horses," and he has brought with him a heating cabinet that seems to be getting the response she calls "chimney." A great faith in massage treatment, in the administration of which he is proficient. "Always warm up good before you work out," is his advice to the track men, for he claims that many good men have been kept out of competition for an entire season because of injuries received while they were at home. The muscles before them properly warming up and while their muscles were yet stiff and cold, and unable to stand the sudden strain put upon them. "The stomach is the main part of the athlete," says Mr. Markley, "and it should be kept in the best possible condition. Many athletes eat too much and many more eat too rapidly. Both are bad for the stomach and should be guarded against. While a sensitive athlete they are also true for everybody. If people in general would be more careful of what they eat and how they eat it there would be much less sickness. "The track men are rounding into shape nicely for the big meets and I feel sure that most of them will better their former marks when they meet strenuous competition" said the trainer last night. "The injury is well covered by next week and should make a good show in the Western Conference meet at Chicago on June 3 this year." DIET. CLOTHES, CALORIES' New Home Economics Courses Offered Next Term Three new courses, "Public Aspects of the Household," "Food and Nutrition," and "Clothing Design" will be offered at Penn State's home economics next fall. The first course mentioned lays special emphasis on state and federal laws which are most directly related to the welfare of the students, the more important problems dealing with the welfare of the household before the students who feel that they do not care to specialize in home management will wish the benefit of such a course. A general survey of the principles of diet, food habits, dietary standards and the relation of food to health is made by the class in Food and Nutrition. This course presents the more elementary problems connected with food and digestion, and teaches the student the various food values. The course in Clothing Design takes up color and design, and includes a study of the various textiles. It teaches in a scientific way the principles back of home-dressmaking and home-buying, and enables the student to discriminate between good and poor qualities. "Our purpose is to make this a department of service and we are arranging these courses to accommodate the students who want the work and have not the time to complete all the courses offered," explained Miss Elizabeth Sprague, head of the department. Three hours' credit is given in each of the courses. There is no laboratory work; the time is spent in lectures and recitations. The New York Times has this to say, "Aside from the fact that it is one of the most laughter-provoking stories in the world, the boy is also, beneath all its fun, a notable study of the psychology of the boy in his latter teens." — Ralphael Fiction By Booth Tarkington For pure fiction, a good choice for leisure reading is a new novel by Booth Tarkington, "Seventen," a tale of youth and summer time at the Bakter family—especially William The New York World says of it, "We cannot advise any reader to miss any of 'Seventeen'—unless he has a forbidden youth." Graduates: We are ready to take hat cap and gown picture. Special lates. Squires' Studio.-Adv. Books, Souvenir Cards, Pennants. Get your commencement gifts from Wolf's Book Store.—Adv. Illustrated—Cloth $1.35 Net WANTED - Summer School boarders. A $4.00 a week club for both men and women at 1332 Tennessee Street, Close to Hill and car line. 159-3 Send the Daily Kansan home. TEAM GOES TO AMES Must Win Both Games to Keep in Pennant Race With Missouri AGGIES HERE NEXT WEEK Farmers Have Made Poor Showing This Year The baseball situation in the Missouri Valley has been narrowed down to a fine point. At the present time Kansas must win every game remaining on her schedule to keep Missouri from winning the title. Even then the title would be divided between the two champions, the champion could be picked this year. When the Tigers left Lawrence last week after dividing the McCook Field series the title was split between the two teams. Each team had to win all three games, but the Tigers have Since that time Missouri has done this. Two games with the Kannas Aggies in Columbia Monday and Tuesday resulted in shut-out victories for the Tigers to Kansas to produce the same results in the four remaining games. TRAIN GOES TO AMES TONIGHT The Jayhawkers will leave tonight for Des Moines where they start the final round. There are games with Ames for Thursday and Friday. These two conference games will have to be won by McCarty's men or the title is gone. On the return trip a game with the Highland Park College in Des Moines will be played Saturday afternoon. TEAM GOES TO AMES TONIGHT Next week the Kansas Aggies will come for the final games of the season. The Aggies do not have much of a ball team this year and if McCarthy is healthy they may look for a clean road. The Manhattan group dropped two in Columbia this week without even getting a single run. Giltner pitched the Tigers to their first victory 3 to 0 while Brewer's star pitcher was saved for the second game which he won 2-1. Brewer's team has six Arkansas Aggies have two more games and K. U. has five more games four of which are conference battles. There is a slight possibility that a LOST- Theta pin with name on back. Retur into Winona Youmans, 1116 Indiana. 159-2 MAY ARRANGE SPECIAL SERIES series of three games between Kansas and Missouri will be scheduled this spring to settle the disputed title. Coaches McCarty and Brewer talked of such a series while together in Lawrence last week and both are involved in the arrangements were made and the chances are slight for playing the series. But if Kansas wins the remaining games Manager Hamilton and Coach McCarty will do every one can get to a play-off series arranged. PITCHERS ARE GOING GOOD The K. U, pitching star is in first class shape for the northern trip. Smee and Craig will be the pitching in the two conference games but McCarty has made up his mind who will get in first. Porter is slated to be in second place. Moines Saturday afternoon unless one of the star pitchers cares to repeat. McCarty will take a line-up of twelve or thirteen on a tonight's trip. He has not announced a line-up yet and does not intend to until this afternoon but the same squad which took the Missouri trip will doubtless get to ride the Pullmans tonight. The team will return to Lawrence Sunday morning. Raymond A. Kent, principal of the university high school, Minneapolis, Minn., has accepted the superintendency of the schools of Lawrence, and will take up the position here this fall. He will also be professor of educational administration in the University Mr. Kent has been at the high school for two years. Previously he was superintendent of the Winona, Minn., schools, and for two years before that a member of the faculty of the normal school at Winona, Minn. Anna Maybele Campbell, of Kansas City, Mo., visited Hazel Day at 1400 Tennessee street, the past few days. Miss Campbell was a freshman in the University and is now attending the Polytechnic Junior College in Kansas City. The seniors of the 1916 class of the Ohio State University outnumber those of the class that was graduated in 1915 by 100. Students wanting summer employment may call at 1341 Ohio St. Salary and expenses paid to right party C, E. Babb—Adv. 159-ff Insure that group picture against loss and mutilation. Have it framed at Squires' Studio. Prices reasonable.—Adv. SWIMMING SUITS CAPS AND SHOES Enjoy Potters Lake CARROLL'S NEXT TO ELDRIDGE FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES 1 -for Summer Wear Fischer is showing a most attractive line of white footwear that is being admired and bought by young women looking for something different in style and appearance. one — a white Reinskin Cloth Pump made with hand-turn soles, plain toe, high covered heal to match, small pearl ornament - very attractive. $3.50 This cut represents but Otto Fischer "The Writing on the Wall" And "The Strange Case of Mary Page Bowersock Theatre TODAY ONLY MARY PICKFORD TOMORROW AGGIE RULE IS STRICT Have Few "Parlor" Privileges But Lax Closing Hours The Aggie Woman's date may not arrive before seven nor stay in the parlor later than ten o'clock, according to the rules of women's rooming houses by the Dean of Women at K. S. A. C. And then perhaps only on Friday and Saturday nights—for Sunday calls are more dissection of the individual landlades. Afternoon calls are crowned on by the authorities, but "generously inclined landlady may permit such between the hours of four and half past five. When he calls to take her to the movie (the rules say "an entertainment") the man is allowed "reception room privileges while waiting," but on their return the same is not permitted. It must at least be gratifying to the Aggie date to know that he will not have to wait on the porch when the thermometer is at 17 below. Thus far the rules may seem more stringent than these at the University, but the rules mentioned apply only to "parlor hours." Nothing is said about the time of closing the house at night. Perhaps that is implied, or it may be left to others than the landlords for enforcement. See those K. U. Views! In our South Window. Prices 10c to 85c. Wolf's Book Store--Adv. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. L. S. Beeghly When you are seventy can you live on the investments you were going to make instead of buying an endowment policy, but didn't? The Union Suit Rockinchair— Rockinchair— Solid One-Piece Seat— for Ease and Comfort—Gives perfect freedom to the body in any position No Old-Fashioned Back Split to annoy you. In fact both seat and crotch are constructed exactly like your trousers. Opening on the Outer Side of Leg, Our Guarantee— where no strain ever comes, means less liability for buttons to pull off. Buttons are in a position where the eye can see them, allowing natural, quick adjustment. Buy it—wear it a week or as long as you like—If you fail to like the garment, or it fails to give satisfaction return it to us and we will refund your money— Priced $1 to $5 A complete line now on display in our north window. JOHNSON & CARL Summer Shirts You should see the splendid Fibre Silk Shirts at $1.50 and $2.00 A good silk shirt in a splendid value at $3.00. PATTERNS THAT WILL PLEASE YOU. Straw Hats $1.50 to $3.00 Genuine Panamas $3.00 to $6.00 The finest quarter silk lined suit in Lawrence...$15.00 All Colors. Genuine Palm Beach and Cool Cloth Suits at $7.50 to $10.00. Skofstad 829 Mass. St. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. PIE FOR GEOLOGISTS Oil Booms Provide Good Summer Jobs for Twenty Students UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, THURSDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 25, 1916. NUMBER 160 DEMAND CAN'T BE MET Prof. Haworth Says Only Knowl edge of Subject is Required Oil booms which are springing up all over Kansas are providing good positions for University students who have some technical knowledge of geology. Twenty students have obtained undergraduate work making geological surveys for travel to salaries sampling from $65 to $150 a month and expenses. "Anyone with knowledge of geology can get jobs," said Professor Haworth. "The demand is greater than we can fill." Reports received by Erasmus Haworth, professor of geology at the University of Kansas show that the volcanic eruption in the state during the present year, has reached as far northwest as Ottawa and Cloud counties where geologists have been called to investigate the possibility to the possibility of striking oil. *SIX MILLION ACREES LEASE* At six million acres, haworth estimates six million acres of Kansas land are under lease of oil promoters and a large proportion of this is far to the outside of what a year ago was considered the oil belt of Kansas. In fact, oil and gas promoters are work force in county in the eastern half of the state. All the big companies operating in the Oklahoma-Southern Kansas field, are preparing to extend their activities to the north, even on into Nebraska, Professor Haworth says. These companies include those of the new Sinclair Oil combine, the Boxana Prairie, Prairie Mac Mahnman and the Oklahoma companies. Blocks of land are being leased rapidly, although the representatives of these companies try to work as quietly as possible. SCALPERS GET BUSY Numerous surveys are being conducted to determine the geology of the country, for this has a direct relationship to the sandstone in which oil is found. Little active work has opened up in the untried Kansas fields as yet, Mr. Haworth says. A well is being drilled in the north part of Chase county now, and wells are being drilled in the north part of Butler county, but the communications are more preparing for the opening of a new field. GIVE OPEN AIR CONCERT If geological conditions are to be taken as a criterion, there is little doubt that there is oil under parts of Kansas. The rapid advance in prices of oil products has caused a demand for an increased supply, explains why hundreds of Kansas farmers are being encouraged to want to secure oil and gas rights. The activity of the different companies, also is said to have brought into evidence so called "sealers" who try to find where companies are securing blocks on big blocks of land and then compete for leases with the hope of securing bonus money for giving up their rights. McCanles` Proteges Will Toot Their Horns Tomorrow The University band, under Director J. C. McCanles, will give a short concert from 7:30 to 8:30 tomorrow evening on the steps of Dyce Musu So those individuals who wish to celebrate the coming of quiz week with a date may spend a pleasant hour in the cool dusk listening to the sweet refrains of "Miserec," "Woman So Changcable," and others, or whatever Macles may decide to play. No program is given out, but books are available in classical or heavy, so that those who do not like to have their musical taste uplifted may not fear to come. Still, it will not be altogether a low-brow affair. In previous years more open ai, concerts have been given, but this year several things have operated against this trend. You can ask them what cool, and the dates of the indoor concert and of the May Fete have been rather late. This will be the last appearance of the May Fete not because it is not for the members will stay for commencement week. Harold Roberts, '19 College, is another University of Kansas man who will travel with William J. Bryan and the rest of the big men, who are employed by the Redpath-Horner Chauquiana this summer. He has just signed a contract to work for Roberts in a circuit that covers the north-western states. Roberts has been a member of the University band this year. K U Man With Redpath PROF, MAC MURRAY'S CLASSES GIVE LAST RECITALS The last two recitals' by the students of Prof. Arthur Mac Murray's Oral interpretation II class will be given May 30 and June 2, at Green Harold H. Lytle will speak on "Where are we in Democracy" and E K. Greene will give a lecture en titled "Pen" on May 30 at 9:00 a.m. Florence Danigan will give her recital "The Power of Music" and Rosalie Griffith will read the play "Barbara Fritchie," June 2, at 8 a.m. MINING PROCESS O. K. Government Officially Recognizes Value of K. U.'s Flotation Discovery SAVES 10 MILLION A YEAR In Joplin District 25,000 Tons of Zinc May be Saved Recognition by the United States Government of the value of the ore flotation process first demonstrated by the department of state chemical research at the University of Kansas has been given in the last report of the U. S. Geological Survey covering the mineral resources of the country. Five men are at present making objects to be tested for their susceptibility to ore flotation of the zinc and lead ores of the Joplin district. BELCHIC IS IN JOPLIN George Belchie assistant in chemical research is now at Joplin demonstrating the experiments carried on here at the University. The practice in the Joplin district has been to sacrifice high recovery to capacity and lower recovery to mines, "Slimes," or material formerly thrown away as waste because the percentage of metal in it was so small as to make purifying it unprofitable, by the flotation process is made valuable. The zinc is separated from the sand and other waste products, and the zinc is further pure to make its mining profitable. ANNUAL SAVING OF $10,000.000 The result of the experiments by the research department show that 25,000 tons of metallic zinc will be saved yearly to the district. With zinc selling at $400 a ton, this would be an annual saving of $10,000,000 for the Joplin mines, according to a report from the investigators in the [work. Prof. W. A. Whitaker, under whose direction the experimenta are being conducted, told me they will return to the wealth of the state from this one research alone will more than pay for all the research we can ever hope to do. There are two processes of flotation now in use. The mechanical flotation method which has been used for the skimming of skimmers skimmed from the impurities through mechanical agitation by a screw, Water and oil are mixed with the airline, and the machine, forcing air into the airline, causes the zinc to rise in bubbles to the top. The pneumatic type of flotation machine also forms bubbles which float the zinc, but they are formed by pressure upward through a screen. A model of this kind has been purified and is being installed. Results of the mechanical and pneumatic processes will then be compared. The problem upon which the department is now working is the reason why zinc, a heavier substance, should float to the top with the bubbles and silicone material sink to the bottom. The explanation has as yet been reached. Work is also still being done to discover with which oils the largest percentage of zinc can be cleaned the most cheaply. The report from Joplin reads in part: "The mill recovery from these Joplin ores in the form of 58 per cent zinc concentrates, averaged from 64 per cent to 69 per cent of the zinc content of the crude ore." The State Department of Chemical Research at this University is attempting to improve even their own work. This was the first game in the play-off of the triple tie in the third division of the Pan-hellenic league. The Pi K. A's play the Betas Monday for the championship of this division and the Ma Chis for the championship of the league and possession of the silver cup offered by Allie Carroll. The Pi K. A's defeated the Delta Taus in a game featured by heavy hitting by a score of 14 to 6 yesterday afternoon on Hamilton Field. The Pi K. A's bagged the Delta Tau pitchers for a total of fourteen hits including one home run three triples and six doubles. Delta Are Now Out of the Race for Loving Cup PI K. A.S TAKE ANOTHER Send the Daily Kansan home. JUST NIBBLING---OGDEN Professor of Psychology Points Out Short Coming in University WORK MUST BE CULTURAL Says Higher Education is for Picked Lot. "The idea of the University embraces creative and productive thinking, commonly called research. Our work in this area is largely due to failure in leveling our guns and holding the range. We use a method of 'nibbling' rather than one of general 'drive,'" said Prof. R. M. Hall, vice president of the University Hall Thursday at 4:00 o'clock. This was the second of the Thursday Afternoon Faculty college lectures held this year and that they have become popular among students, faculty and the public of Lawrence was shown by the large and appreciative audience. Dean Olin Templin promises eight faculty lectures for the coming year. Prof. Odgen took his subject, "The idea of of University," a title of a famous series of discourses by the late Cardinal Newman. He referred to these discourses of Cardinal Newman, bearing the date of 1852, with the late Cardinal outlined the principles of university education; these principles are true today, have always been true and always will be true. INTELLECTUAL CULTURE—TOO RADICAL The Cardinal Newman said the chief principle of the university exists for the training of the mind; it contemplates neither moral improvement nor mechanical production; its function is "this" (a radical doctrine) that "This is a radical doctrine for it does appear to set aside both morality and artistry. The University does not contemplate right conduct or technical facility! What then of our efforts to make our students models of manliness and womanliness, and what of our provisions for their training in engineering, household economics, education law and medicine." As University men and women our interests must be principally in the cultivation of our minds; our interest must be primarily in cultivation of mind but unless vocational and moral aim be secondary to that of general cultivation, our universities have no distinct duties to perform in order to succeed. And conduct; only the university has the specific function of training the intellect." Newman advances the idea that a university should furnish the means to achieve a philosophic attitude towards life; philosopher in this association really signifies love of knowledge. ENCOURAGES ATHLETICS ENCOURAGES ATHLETICS The speaker impressed the audience that one need not invest bodily health and health from the mind, sighting that statistics prove that the ones with the highest average are those of highest physical growth, health and strength. He advocated encouraging athletics and other student activities and the co-operation of the faculty along all such activities. UNIVERSITY FOR PICKED LOT Prof Ogden said that the idea of the University does not always find lodgment in the minds of all who enter, and that perhaps the University was to blame for part of the failure. The knowledge is abstract, but particularly sort which the University is created to promigrate and instill is assuredly "strong meat" and only vigorous minds are capable of digesting it. For this reason it appears only to a picked lot. The communal influence on members of the university is inspiring and infectious. It broadens the life of those participating. It emphasizes rationalism and that is the chief purpose of the university. On this rational foundation the university builds character, just as it bulbs independent thinking when one ceases to be a "nibler." The real problem of higher education, according to Professor Ogiden, is the problem of leading students to think this involves difficulties so serious many students cannot overcome them. Some are incapable of acquiring genius for facing new problems in a new field, and they are based upon a general distribution of thoughtfulness. Insight cannot be directly given one; it requires individual effort on the part of the student. Instructors can only suggest, they cannot be directly given one; it requires individual effort on the part of the student. Instructors can only suggest, they cannot form a issue or question for the student. The idea of the university embraces all subjects which may stimulate thought, yet it is not the subject, but the thought which is to be mastered. Raymond Wing of Columbia, Kan., is the guest of Harry Allen, '19 College. Mr. Wiring intends to enter the next fall and take up journalism. Hodges Says It May be Fraud or Just Careless: REPORTS INACCURATE ness Foster Tells Class in Accounting to Probe to the Bottom THIRTY FIVE STILL DUE Only fifteen out of the fifty University clubs and societies have complied with Mr. George O. Foster's imperative request to submit their financial reports for the year to the appraisal committee, and pretense of keeping books in spite of the strict command of the University that they should do so. "Half of the number of the reports that have been submitted have been found to be in a very unsatisfactory condition," said Prof. A. C. Hodges, who is supervising the auditing of the reports which is being done by his class in advanced accounting. "It seems that some of the funds have not been properly cared for, they have disappeared in devious ways. Only a careful and careful review will tell fraud or carelessness is responsible for the numerous inaccuracies found. But when the treasurers of the different organizations keep their books so carelessly there is a presumption of fraud." "GO TO THE BOTTOM"—POSTER With the first suspicion of those being students, Foster asked the students who were doing the auditing were doubtful of the extent of their authority in probing the cases. They sought Mr. Foster's advice. The registrar gave them authority to go to the details of things if they appeared so rotten. SOME LOSS ACCOUNT BOOKS The handling of the reports have shown the account payers to lose the account books of a club or society when at the end of the year there is money in the treasury. The treasurers often report to the auditors the loss, merely saying that the financial organization for the year shows a loss. No reports have been submitted by the Junior Prom and Soph Hop committee. COUNCIL REPORTS CLEAR "The reports of the K. U. Dramatic Club and the Student Council are examples of well kept books," she said. Professor Hodges, "and there are several others which are in good shape." "There is a uniform system of bookkeeping provided for clubs and societies and if it is adheared to the books will always be in a satisfactory condition. We are hoping to encourage the use of uniform systems and to help them manage the funds of the funds in the University organizations, and to lay more responsibility on those who are handling the finances. Several of the ablest students in the class are making special investigations to ascertain whether or not some of the organizations are run for profit and if so how to be able to prevent such conditions in the future. BAKER AGAIN WINS GAME Sigma Chis Defeat Alpha Taus 4 to 12 By striking out fifteen batters and allowing but four hits, Baker, the Sigma Chi pitcher, again pitched his team to victory, in the game between the Sigs and the Alpha Tusae yesterday at Hamilton Field. He score was 4 to 2. The game was exceptionally free from errors, and was closely contested all the way through. A feature of the game was the batting of Arbuthotn, the third baseman on the Sig team, who smashed out a home run the first time he was at bat and then up to the next time with a three banger. Frank Motz, '11 College, editor of the Parsons Daily Sun and Loca Me Farlin, '12 College, will be married Saturday, June 3. Miss McFarlin was a member of the Pi Beta Phi sorority. In the last half of the seventh the Alpha Taus bunched a single and a home run and scored their two scores. Score by innings: R. H. E. A tau Omega . . . 000 000 2 - 2 4 7 Sigma Chi . . . 010 021 0 - 4 8 Mrs. H. J. Smith, of Kansas City, Kansas, is spending the week with her daughter Bertha, 16 College, at the Alemannia house. She will chaperon the club diring the absence of Dr. Goetz. Glen Gamber, freshman on the Hill last year, has accepted a position with the Sherman, Williams Paint Co. of San Diego City. He will work in the offices. The Weather The Forecast; Generally fair to-tough and Friday, cooler Friday and Sunday. ARCHERY FINALS GO TO ELLEN EDMONSON Ellen Edmonson won the Gustafson trophy for archery in the finals of the arrow tournament yesterday. She placed second in the preliminaries held Friday. Her opponent was Ethel Myers, who won first in the preliminaries held yesterday afternoon before the finals. Ruth Fox was second in the trophy game, but Ruth Roe, Ella Hawkins, Ethel Martin, Ethel Myers, Cora Shinn. The score in the finals was 7 to 5. Each contestant had nine shots. CO-OP STOCK ON SALE Faculty Men to Pay One Dollar Down For Each Five Dollar Share BOOK EXCHANGE IN FALL seniors Can Leave Books and Get Money Later Among the first official acts of the new Student Council was the appointing of a committee to start the ball rolling for a 'permanent Co-op Book Store and Student Book Exchange. Three members of the Council, Wm. Wilson, Gerald Sparks and Tom Tarcant, have been named as the committee to dispose of the stock arrangements for a location, and to see to the incorporating of the store under the laws of Kansas. One hundred shares of stock, each share having a par value of five dollars, will be sold to faculty members. The shares of stock will be delivered on an initial payment of one dollar per share, the remainder of the value paid by the shareholders to the call of the board of directors whenever they deem it necessary. The new books that will be handled by the store will be bought on credit from some eastern houses, and the bills will be paid out of the receipts for the first semester. These companies do a large share of their business selling or credit cards or starting up under the direction of both the students and faculty have no trouble in getting credit on prospective business. SELL STOCK AT ONCE The store will be governed by a Board of Directors elected by the faculty stock holders from the student body and the faculty. The financial records will be entirely in the hands of the committee which will have charge of hiring the help and other similar matters. The faculty stock holders will not receive dividends from the sales, but instead earn the money paid on the stock. Profits realized from the sale of books will be divided among the purchasers according to the amount of money they have spent in the store during the year. Such amounts will be distributed in the form of checks good for so much in trade at the store. SENIORS CAN LEAVE BOOKS A new idea will be introduced into the book exchange this year. The present seniors who are leaving school will be allowed to place their books in the commissary for the spurt for sale next fall. The money realized from the sale of these books will be sent to the grads at their homes as soon as the accounts of the exchange can be checked up. SENIORS CAN LEAVE ROOKS The Council has received considerable encouragement from the faculty in its work and as soon as one hundred members of the faculty can be found wn will take one share of stock each at one dollar, and an extra room can be found. The Co-Op Store for next year is an assured factor. STUDENTS PASS UP RULE Embyro Educators Teach Without Certificates The laws of Kansas require that a teacher of a high school or an instructor in a college must hold a teacher's certificate before he can teach. It seems as if these regulations are not followed closely. Since Prof. H, W. Nutt left for an out-of-town trip last week, students of his class have been taking turns in instructing each other. Those who have already done this are Josephine Gillett, Carl Swanson and Ernest Mower. Burnett—King of Denmark Burrell—King or Denmark If the Stuff of Laughter is given during Commencement week as was announced, Donald C. Burnett, senior Law, will take the part of King of Denmark in the place of Merle Smith. Week of May 22 to 26 MORNING PRAYERS Week of May 22 to 26 Lead the Rev. George Darle, Pastor F. Christian church, Lawrence. General subject: The "Bible." Daily subjects: Friday: "Why the Bible will never pass away." MAY RECONSIDER PLAY 16s Are "Sore" Because "Copping the Grapes" Was Turned down for Shostac's Play WANT ANOTHER MEETING Say They Want Show to be a '16 Affair A petition signed by over 100 members of the senior class was presented to J. R. Randolph, president of the senior class, this afternoon, asking that the matter of the play to be given Tuesday night of Commencement be given a reconsideration by the class as a whole. At a mass meeting of the class last Tuesday afternoon at the Gumbiner's offices, members of the class were present, it was voted to give Prof. B. Shoostat "The Stuff of Laughter," instead of Alton Gumbiner's "Copping the Grapes." The decision was made upon the recommendation of two members of the cast of the senior play, who said that they would be unable to appear in the play next week. Members of the class who are interested in the senior play say that this does not warrant the class as a whole and that they the class meeting so that the sentiment of a majority of the class can be obtained. "OUR PLAY IS BEADY"—BURNETT Don Burnett, manager of the senior play, said this morning that he believed that the matter should be reconsidered. "I had no idea that the senior play was not to be given, as has been the custom in the past, or I would have been out to the meeting for the Commission week to deepen the and will be able to put it on in good shape. The local hits, which will mean nothing to the alumni and visitors, have been cut out and the entire play worked over. We have understudies who can fill any vacant places in the cast. Mr. Gumbiner has put in a lot of work," Burnett said. "It is to be produced by seniors I believe that it should have precedence over "The Stuff of Laughter." The petitions demand that another meeting be called and that the class as a whole decide whether or not they want Mr. Gumbiner's play or Mr. Shostac's. They say that since "Copping the Grapes" was written by a senior and produced by seniors, it should be given the preference. RANDOLPH MAY REFUSE J. R. Randolph, president of the class, said that he did not see that the matter had to be reconsidered. He decided that all the answers the class knew that the meeting was to be held and that they should have been out if they wanted their ideas to be considered. 37 K. U. WOMEN TO ESTES Large Representation Will go to the Conference With the names of thirty-seven women of the University Y. W. C. A. on the list of those who are planning to go to the Estes Park Conference this summer, the conference committee feels assured of a successful summer for the association and of better work for next year. "This is the largest number of Women K. U. has ever sent to the conference at Estes Park," said Miss Ellen Tavares, only ten women, from the association." Of the thirty-seven women, nine are members of the cabinet: Evelyn Strong, president; Sarah Rowe, vicepresident; Virginia Lucas, Helen Angers Stella Cole, Jeanne Russell, Agnes Hurtzler, Mary Brownlee and Grace Bell. There are two conferences. The first begins August 22 and lasts ten days. The second continues for fourteen days. The Reverend George Darsie, pastor of the First Christian church, has been in Lawrence less than two weeks but he was one of the most enthusiastic rooters at the baseball games Friday and Saturday. He says he was born in New York and takes a great deal of interest in the work at the University. Prof. W. A. Griffith keeps a lead pencil which is always ready to lend. He says it is always returned to him and by this method of keeping a special pencil to lend, he always has one left even though he does pass one out. He has kept the same pencil for two years. It is one-half inch long. Glee Tibbets, a special in the department of journalism, at the beginning of this semester, has taken up a of a newspaper at Louisburg, Kansas. Miss Euince Miles, of Kansas City, is the guest of Hazel Skinner, "17 College, this week. Maude Moore, '16 College, will entertain with an informal Victrola party Friday night. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the Univer- EDITORIAL STAFF Miles W. Vaughn ... Editor-in-Chief Lloyd Whiteside ... New Editor BUSINESS STAFF William Cady...Business Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Paulandel Bruner Don Dawell Caroll Sproull Ralph Ellis Charles Sweet John Glenn Sweet Vernon Moore Subscription price $3.00 per year if advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mat- ten, under the office of Lawyers. Kansas, under the Pennsylvania law code. Published. In the afternoon five versaries from Kansas, from the press of Kansas City, have been called to his service. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone. Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate in order to go further than merely printing the text. The University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be generous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to increase the ability of the students of the University. THURSDAY, MAY 25, 1916 THE SENIOR PLAY The demand of many members of the senior class that another mass meeting be called to give all the members of the class a chance to vote on the question of the play to be given during Commencement Week, seems to the editor of the Kausan to be justified. When the mass meeting was called, at an hour when few seniors could conveniently attend, there was no intimation that the matter of the play wa st come up for consideration. The majority of the members of the class supposed that the tradition of years in giving the senior play over again was to be followed. Of course there is the excuse that the meeting was publicly announced and that if only fifty seniors were interested enough to come out they should have the right to determine the policy of the entire class of 400. But this excuse does not justify the decision. Every member of the class should be present and express his or her opinion at the next meeting. The senior play during commencement week is a tradition which the Kansan does not believe that the University should break. If the head nurse of the student hospital really wants empty bottles, here's a tip. Look in the closet of any Law student's room, or the basement of any house occupied by newspaper students. THE ALUMNI DINNER The announcement that the alumni dinner will be held this year, as it has for many years past, has been received with pleasure by the members of the senior class and the entire University. The fifty cent fee, charged because an economical state auditor does not believe that the members of the class are entitled to all the money which they turn in as a diploma fee, will keep few people from the dinner. There seems to be little doubt but that the dinner will be as much of a success ever. Kansas, with her bonds burned and her University crowded into atties and basements, may not be able to pay for the alumni feed. In fact Mr. Davis has assured us that she is not. But Kansas alumni aren't going to be cheated out of an opportunity to break bread together once more. The alumni dinner will be a success. One economical senior says that he isn't going to buy an alumni dinner ticket until he sees the menu. THE FITTEST SURVIVE One more curtain and the nine months' show on Mount Oread will have been a thing of the past. Whether the acting has been up to par will be judged by the board of critics, known as the faculty. The specialties and the different skits introduced such as vacations and unofficial holidays have been many and as varied as those of the real life and experiences we observe from day to day. The outgoing seniors, those who have been the center of attraction for the past four years will carefully wrap the sackcloth of education about them and hie away to be seen later in action on the stage of life's work. Some make good and some don't for such is the law of the survival of the fittest. OUR VANISHING WALK The art of walking is on the wane. The question now is, how long will it be until our lower extremities are simply props? On every side we may see the writing on the wall. Although a few students still shuffle back and forth to class, the main body surges through the drives of the campus on motor cycles and in dilapidated motor cars made over into powerful and fancy roadsters. To these conveyances must be added the varieties of Fords which scurry hither and thither in their little fordish ways. But the fact still remains that a few students, evidently up against hard times, continue to shag about on foot. It behoves the best talent in the University to provide a way for these walking delegates to keep up with the times. The most feasible suggestion rendered so far is the coaster fad. The efficiency of these swift little gliders can be secured from any small boy of the town. The instructions for operating are very simple. Poise on one foot using the other for an occasional push. The left arm is free for holding an umbrella or steading the equilibrium of the girl who may be gliding along at your side. The right arm determines the direction you go by gently pushing on an upright steering device. In this manner it is possible to travel with as much ease and speed as the automobilist. Accurate calculations show that the inauguration of such a practical conveyance at this school would permit a student to graduate one year sooner and have as many credits left over as can now be made during summer school. That this is no wild guess can easily be shown. The time saved in going to and from classes would make the ten extra credits. The time saved in going down Mount Oread twice a day would easily account for the other thirty. Now that we have smokeless smokers some genius will have to invent a mixless mixer a singlesing and a beerless keg party. Essays in Tabloid Tablets Smokers are a. Form of diversion used. In the University to get people. Acquainted. At least that is the excuse that. The politicians give for Giving them. As a matter of. Fact they do. Not. When you go to a smoker. You put on. The little card. Board tag. For which you have Paid. Two bits in advance. And then try to. Smoke as fast as possible. So as to. Get your money's Worth. You. Can't. No man in the world can smoke. Two bits. Worth of the kind. Of cigars. That they furnish at a. Smoker. In less than a week. And live. You go home with. A headache and. Smarting. Eyes. And get up with. A bust-head. And a taste like. The morning after one Of the laws' spring. Parties. The real purpose of. Smokers is to giv Votes for the. Polls. And make a little change for. The chairman of the. Smoker committee. A smoker is about. As exciting as. A pink tea. And about as elevating as. A bull fight. Our advice to frosh is to. Go often during the. First two years. So that they will have. Learned Better. When the time comes. When they are. Supposed to show. Some symptoms of. Intelligence. SMOKERS "What made the canoe tip over?" "Cholly carelessly placed his pipe in one side of his mouth."—Louisville Courier-Journal. "The Declaration of Independence states that all men are born free and equal, I believe?" "Then do the job. "Then why do you hold yourself so aloof?" "My dear man, I'm descended from one of its signers."—Washington Herald. Send the Daily Kansas home to the folks. The poetry of the Northern races is for most Americans and Englishmen a thing practically unknown. Nor- worted poems have, of course, won the hearts of music-lovers the world over, but those whose music is made merely by the combination of words have as yet little familiarity with the language not familiar with their language. POET'S CORNER Accordingly, the enterprise of the American-Scandinavian Foundation in opening to readers of English a new world of letters deserves special commendation. And particularly worthy of a more general circulation than it has had is the poetry of that great composer Johann Sebastian Bjornstjerne Bjornsten. Patriotism, imagination, and extraordinary skill in making word-pictures brought him the applause of his fellow countrymen, and these qualities appear in the translations which make up his "Poems and Songs" (American-Scandinavian Foundation). The poem "I am the Beautiful Man,"armae de his violet and national feeling; the translator has, however, sacrificed polish for the sake of literality. NORWAY, NORWAY By Bjornstjerne Bjomson Norway, Norway, Rising in blue from the sea's gray are Islands around like fledgling tender, Flord-tongues with slender, flord-tongued ears. Tapering tips in the silence seen. Wandering follow. Where the wastes lighten Mate among mountains, wood-ridg and slop Lake and plain brighten, Hallow a temple of peace and hope. Houses and huts, not castles grand, Gentle or hard. Thee we guard, the we guard Thee, our future's fair land. Glistening heights where skis swiftly go Harbors with fishermen, salts, and craftsmen, Moors and meadows, runes in the woodlands. dermsmen and horns and the glacier- claw. Runes in the woodlands, and wide- mown swathes. Cities like flowers, streams that run dashing Hite of the sea, where the fish-school froths. Houses and huts, not castles grand, Gentle or hard. Thee we guard, thee w guard CAMPUS OPINION Thee, our future's fair land. **AMPMS OPEN** Commissioned by the Church of England but will be published on good faith but not yet published. As long as your Communication Column is open as a place in which the students may express their opinions, you cannot very well bar the letters knocking on the quiz schedule that have been obtruding themselves lately, much as you may have wished to do so. I believe that the quiz satisfaction is satisfied by the maturity of the students of the University, and I have talked with a number concerning the schedule and the comment in these columns. KNOCKING KNOCKERS Editor Daily Kansan: If the chronic knockers that we seem to have with us would remember that the world was not shaped up with a hammer in the first place and has never received a hamming process whole-heartedly since then, they may find some better way to expend their energies. I hope so, at least. To the Editor of the Daily Kansan: Commencement Week is near at hand. You are even now setting forth the events of that week in your columns, and would like to say just a few words about it, but which follows the Commencement exercises on Wednesday. A free University is out of the question for this year. There is no use "crying over spilt milk," but rather let every loyal senior help to keep alive one of the challenges we have here at the University. COMMENCEMENT DINNER so, at least. —Satisfied. I am prompted to urge this partly by a remark made to me recently by a friend of the University: "The alumni will support the dinner. I'm not so sure that the seniors will do so." Seniors, let us challenge that fear about how many have been in good conditions. This is the opportunity to tide over a crisis in the history of an here-to-fore established tradition. I happen to live in Lawrence. I have witnessed three of these dinners. I have heard many seniors say that this will be the first Commencement Week that they have ever attended. May I, then, add my testimony to that that we have been present in these occasions and be permitted to say that this is the crowning event of the whole week. We have expected the "parting" feeling. Instead we shall find that we have been graduated into SUNSHINE TENNIS Real Summer Comfort for Active Men Whether at play or work you need the quick give and stretch of Trowser Union Suits Seat Shedaker The patented elastic crotch gives you the stretch-lots of it—where you want it most. No binding, drawing, bunching or pinching. You get comfort in every position, whether you move quickly or slowly. You get longer wear out of this cool, convenient garment. The elasticity of the crotch relieves the strains which rip the seam of ordinary union suits. This saves you money—that's another kind of comfort. You don't pay any more than for ordinary underwear. Made in nainsook, madras and other fine fabrics. Cut in true-to-fit sizes. Finished with the best materials. $1 or more according to fabric. We have your size. Dealer's Name. PECKHAM'S Regal Shoes Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes a larger and a finer opportunity. From all over the land they will be there—loyal sons and daughters of the lamb, their love and love and service for our Alms Mater. To every corner of the lam we, too, then, will go, conscious that we have a larger role to play—the servant of the service I give to our University. Every senior will wish to be present at the dinner. We know through the Kansan that we should send in our names to Mr. Flint at the Alumni headquarters as soon as possible. There are many things to be done just now, but nothing should crowd us or distract us—at once the last thought of our senior year, and the first act of our careers as alumni. —A Senior. DEFENDS SPEAKER Who ever wrote the "Mothers of Kansas," misunderstood the statement and the effect intended. I think that it was the speaker's intention to say "I don't care if you wash, instead of reaping a big salary of grapes from the state." I wish to say a word in regard to the editorial which appeared in the Kansan under the heading of "Moths" and to my surprise, the letter from the Indignant Seniors. you know it to be a fact that when a person "does something" he or she is bound to make enemies. I admire the spunk and tight which the young lady representing the College showed. We all know that she is all the comment against her by her enemies before the speech. Even the Kansan stated the night before the speech that some had said that she should not be allowed to appear on the program. Others said that a woman could not blame them, but we all livered a nice oratorical essay the criticisms would have been, "I told you so." It seems to me that she took them to task for all these previous uncalled for remarks. Certainly some did not like the speech, I don't blame them. I would say they were Clinton's. Like some of them were. She cannot be blamed for justifying her place on the program, and it is my opinion as well as that of many others that she had a come back which was a knockout punch, and used it very effectively in an attack on one of the speakers who received any notice at all by the State papers and the Kansas City papers. —One Who Admired "Ma" Sunday. will be the hosts of two thousand of the students of the University of Nebraska, when they visit Omaha on the omaha business invitation of the Omaha business men. We also might remember that the young lady in question already has an almost nation wide reputation as a public speaker and politician, and that her words have had their effect on MISouri and Kansas spite of the dignificant Seniors" and "Mothers o Kansas." At the University of Washington, golf has been added to the list of women's sports. It is said that par-turns have given credit for physical education. WANT ADS. LOST—Theta pin with name on back to Winnona Womana 150-2 Indiana 150-2 WANTED - Summer School boarders. A $4.00 a week club for both men and women at 1332 Tennessee Street, Close to Hill and car line. 159-3 YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN with selling ability can earn big wages during vacation. Straight legitimate proposition. Come up and let me tell you how. C. W. Carman, Merchants Bank Building. 150-10 WANTED - Roomers and boarders for Summer Session. Board at standard rate. Please surround attendance K. U. Club, 1247 K.Well, W. Bell, SUMMER BOARDERS—Mrs. W. Brown will keep her house, at 1209 Oread open to Summer School boarders. Both women adm. men. 157-4^* FOR SALE—At Your price, a second hand clarionet in fair condition. hand at Trophy Room, Gym., any school, or phone 10:30 and 12:30, or phone Bell 1765. WANTED - Steward for summer boarding house. Call Bell 6891 WANTED—Roomers and boarders for this summer. Also a steward. Bell phone 1277J. 1131 Tenn. 138-3 FOR RENT—Furnished modern house for summer months. Close to University. 1620 Tenn. E. E. Gillispie. 158-3. Emery Shirts THE COTTAGE at 1333 Ohio St. will be for rent after July 1st. An attractive home, a small family. Apply Bell Phone, 1650W. Book Store ATTENTION FRATERNITIES and SORORITIES: My three-story house on South Park for sale or rent; especially fine location, five minute walk to the campus, half-block to car line, being off the main street it is quiet for study, grandest sleeping porch in town; on main gas line and never short of gas. Telephone 924 Bell, A. R. Kennedy. 158-3 CLASSIFIED KEELER'S BOOK STORE **333 Mass.** St. Typewriterists for sale or rent. St. Plastic bags for sale. Paper by the pound. Quiz books **4 for** 10c. Pictures and Picture framing. MISS ESTELLA NORTHRUP, CHIP MISSE ED. W. PARSONS, Engraver. Watch- tower. Bell phone 711, 712. Mass. Battery. Bell phone 711, 712. Mass. Shoe Shop K. U. SHOE SHOP and Pantatorium is the best place for best results 1243 Ohio PHONE KENNEDY PLUMBING CO. MACSE MAZDA and Mazda Lamps. CO. Printing B. H. DALE. Artistic Job Printing. Both rhones 228, 1029 Mass. FORNEY SHOE SHOF, 1017 Mass. St. a mistake. All work k garantized. MHS, M. A., MORGAN, 1831, Tennessee. taking, selling, prices very reasonable. PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. H. L. CHAMBERS. Office over Squires' studio. Both phones. HARRY REDING. M. D. Eye, ear, ear, ear. Phone: 811-207-6595. Home #3. U. Bldg. Phones. Bail $3; Room #1. G, W JONESH, A. M, M. D. D. Diseases JOHNSON, A. M. Ph.D. KELLER, A. M. Pharm. Reh. HEALI 1230 Ohio St. Phone: (514) 867-3900 J. R. RECHETEL, M. D. D. O. 833 Maa Both phones, office and residence. A. C. WILSON, Attorney at law, 743 Mass. St. Lawrence, Kansas DR. H. W. HUTCHNSON, Dentist. 20t Pursuing Bldg. Lawrence, Kannas. C. E. ONLEUP, M. D. Dick Bldg. Eyes C. E. ONLEUP, M. D. Dick Bldg. Eyes C. E. ONLEUP, M. D. Dick Bldg. Eyes C. E. ONLEUP, M. D. Dick Bldg. Eyes C. E. ONLEUP, M. D. Dick Bldg. Eyes C. E. ONLEUP, M. D. Dick Bldg. Eyes UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THEATRE VARSITY TODAY ONLY THEDABARA In The Eternal Sapho A Fox Master Production TOMORROW—Lillian Walker in "The Ordeal of Elizabeth" Vacation Summer Santa Fe Tours Plan Your To hundreds of resorts in the West, East and North. Summer Trip Now CALIFORNIA in summer is delightful—Cool always, and by the sea and near the mountains. Don't wait until the hot weather forces you to select some resort in a hurry. Reduced Rates COLORADO- It is not necessary here to praise the many beautiful features of a sojourn in Colorado as that state's reputation as a Tourist's resort is fully established. TO THE GREAT LAKES COUNTRY and the EAST we have sixty day and all summer greatly reduced rates. Ask us as it is a pleasure to answer questions. Phone and say what locality you are interested in and we will mail full descriptive literature and help in any way we can in planning your trip. W. W. Burnett Agent Phone 32 Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository PROTSCH The College Tailor ASK FOR and GET HORLICK'S THE ORIGINAL MALTED MILK Cheap substitutes cost YOU same price. THESIS BINDING THESIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH Typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St. BIG VACATION MONEY! All students and teachers, men and women who wish profitable and con- ference opportunities this summer, should write at once to BIG VACATION MONEY! The University Faculties Ass'n', 134 W, 29th Street, New York City. Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filing Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloth's Drug Store 847 Mass. St. University Women We do ladies tailoring and dressmaking at very reasonable prices. Competent assistants. MRS. M. A. MORGAN 1321 Tenn. Phone 1 B116 W The Sweet Girl Graduate will receive many gifts, but none that will please her more than flowers. She can wear American Beauties to all the many reunions of Graduation Week. Kindly phone your order early, as the demand next week will be large. The Lawrence Floral Co. Bell 55 1447 Mass. INVESTIGATE the merits of CORONA AND FOX TYPEWRITERS Carter Sells Them Exclusively in Lawrence 1025 Mass St. Buy your paper here DO YOU KNOW K. U.? At 900 Tennessee RAYMOND'S PHILADELPHIA For services, banquets, committee feeds, etc., call 92 on the Bell for reservations. Let us prepare your next picnic lunch. We are handling all University accounts, and we solicit your business, deposits guaranteed. CITIZENS STATE BANK MRS. EDNAH MORRISON at 1146 Tenn. St., 707 Massachusetts St. ANNOUNCEMENTS Does Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling for University Women. Bell Phone 1154J Westminster Guild will entertain with a party Friday evening at Westminster Hall. The party will take place on Saturday, the business week. Everybody invited. Bell Phone 1154J. Here are the Answers to the Questions Run in the Kansan for May 17 for May 17 Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once at her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. ROOM LISTS FOR NEXT YEAR are being prepared which will be classified so far as possible according to the instructions given to students' ability to pay. When completed the lists may be consulted at the registrar's office, the offices of the Advisor of Women, the X. M. C. A., the School Board and the University Hospital. Sigma Delta Chi meets Thursday night at 7:45 at the Beta house. Senior Invitations may be secured by those who ordered them, at the Fraser check stand on Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday mornings. Here are the answers to the list concerning the University. the questions were for the most part fundamental, and the facts questioned for the most part are landmarks in the history of the University. The following brief sketch will explain what types of questions asked. Get out the Kansan containing the questions and then read them. The first steps towards establishing an institution of higher learning in the State of Kansas were taken by the Congress of the United States, when on January 29, 1861, the day that Kansas was admitted as a state, sections of land were set aside for the use and support of a State University. In 1863 Lawrence was selected as the site of the University and one year later the state legislature passed an act organizing the University, giving it the name of The University of Kansas. A new university government of the institution was vested in a Board of Regents appointed by the governor. OLIVER, FIRST CHANCELOR The Board met in 1865 and decided to open a preparatory department as soon as the citizens of Lawrence would be permitted to purpose. The building was started in the fall of 1866 and the building now known as "North College," the cradle of the University, was built on the summit of a hill by the gifts of individuals and organizations in Lawrence. In July of the same year the first faculty of two men was chosen, and on September 12, 1866, classes in the University convened for the first time. Rev. R. W. Clark was the first professor. He resigned after one year of service, and was succeeded by General John Fraser. PRASER. THEN MARVIN FRASSE, THEN MARVIN General Fraser was appointed in 1874 by the King, His resignation, in 1833 was followed by the election of Dr. Joshua Lippincott, and in 1890 Prof. Francis H. Snow was elected to the position of Chancellor. He served until he signed in 1901, and W. C. Spangler, a graduate of the University and a member of the Board of Regents was made temporary Chancellor. In April, 1902, Dr. Frank Strong was elected to fill the place which he occupies today. NEW BUILDINGS In 1872, on account of the steadily increasing enrollment, Fraser Hall was built by the city of Lawrence and the State Legislature on the present main campus. The cost of the building was $140,500; $90,000 of which was appropriated for the citizens of Lawrence, and $50,000 of which was appropriated by the state. The building known as Medical Hall, at present used for laboratories in physiology and by the University Holy Mary Kenyon, was second building on the campus. Snow Hall was the third, being built in 1886. MANY GIFTS There are 163.5 acres of land on the campus at Lawrence and 7.5 on the campus of the Medical School at University Buildings at Lawrence, of which were built by private gifts. These include the Oread Training School, Service Building and the University Buildings, which is a part of the University. The first wing of the proposed Administration Building was started in 1911. When completed, the total cost will be above $500,000. [The building offices and classes of several departments in the College.] MARY SCHNEIDER The following schools are connected with the University: The Graduate School, College, Engineering, Law, Fine Arts, Pharmacy, and Medicine. The following degrees are granted: Bachelor of Arts, Bachelor of Science, Bachelor of Laws, Master of Arts, Master of Science, Doctor of Philosophy and Pharmaceutical Chemist. AND MANY SCHOOLS In 1912 the State Legislature changed the government of the University from a Board of Regents to a Board of Administration, composed of the state who have control over all of the state educational institutions. If you like the flavor of maple try the maple nut ice cream at Wiedemann's—Adv. Up to last June the University has granted 6.435 degrees to its Graduate Parisian ivy towel articles make acceptable Commencement gift. Dick Books, Souvenir Cards, Pennants. Get your commencement gifts from Wolf's Book Store...Adv. Have you talked over the value of endowment insurance with old men? L. S. Beughly Quill Club Notice. The final adjustment of the financial troubles in which the Quill Club found itself at the close of last year will be made as soon as all remaining accounts due as the Club at that time have been met as agreed by member(s) and others concerned; and it will then be possible to cancel all indebtedness of last year, including the claims of Oread subscribers who failed to receive the full number of copies. This notice is intended as a reminder, before the close of the year to all interested. For the Club. —E.M.Hopkins,Fraser 201. There is nothing more refreshing there a dish of pineapple ice. Buy it at the store. See those K. U. Views! In our book, "Wolf Books" to 80s to Wolf's Book Store...Adv. Get the best of the hot weather by patronizing Wedemann's fountain— Of course you'll want to go home looking right. Let Schultz fit you.— Adv. Before You Go Home— We just want to say a word. We want first to congratulate the seniors. That's enough. If we talked on it would be to repeat the same old time-worn phrases used for the last century. You have all helped the University while you were helping yourself. Beat it out into the world and kick green dust in the faces of those who are not as well prepared as you. You are expected to lead. Don't fall down when the big call comes. To the rest of the student body we bid farewell. We'll see you bright and early next fall. We are always on the job and will be here to greet you on the first day of registration in September. Let Us Talk Some More— We have no alibis to offer for the mistakes of the Kansan this year. We take pride in the realization of the fact that the paper was better this year than last as it was last year than the one before. It pleases us to know that we are going upward. It should please you. It is your paper. We have been on the wrong side a number of times this year. We acknowledge it. But our position was prompted by no influence. Our judgment was not mature and we see it now. But we again take pleasure in looking back over the past nine months and knowing that we have been in the right more often than in the wrong. There never was a paper and there probably never will be one that is not wrong part of the time. We have instituted a check system on our news in order to make it more accurate. By looking over the paper of this and other years you would find out that the new system has worked well. We run nothing but perfectly legitimate advertising. Our circulation is high-class. We have printed six special issues this year, sending free copies of the paper out over the state to barbers, ministers, doctors, dentists, lawyers, engineers, legislators, and business men. These papers have, by a conservative estimate, been read by more than five hundred thousand citizens of Kansas. A daily paper of good class is bound to make an impression on the reader. We feel that we have done a good service to the University through these special issues. We Feel a Bit Puffed Up— We look with pride on our paper when we compare it with the publications from other schools. We want to thank the students for their part in making the Kansan what it is, for their kindly criticism, their sincere suggestions. And again, may we congratulate you on the year's work and hope to see the majority of you back next fall. It may be that we will have a surprise for you. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN I The Coat Weighs 12 oz.— It's made of "Zefferette" worsted. Has belted back, French faced front, buttoned pockets, straight trousers, light gray with narrow stripes. A wonderful suit for your Summer comfort . . . $12.50 Kool Kloth suits $10. News of the Newest Piping Rock Flannel Suits $15 The new tub silk ties are ready—white with pannel stripes—Our assortment is very complete. 25 and 50c. We just received a new shirt from the "Manhattan" mills. It's made from their famous silk and linen mixt fabric—the Pattern is a wide colored stripe interspersed with narrow black stripes. As to see the "Yale 55." $4. Sport shirts are here in a great assortment of patterns—Your vacation wardrobe will not be complete without these cool shirt. $1 to $2. Light weight white corduroy trousers are the latest—to be worn with your pinch-back sport coat. $5. A new silk hose came in yesterday — has stripes of different widths running 'round'—Tan and White and Black and White. 50c. Of course you'll want a bathing suit for the vacation plunge—We're a nice variety to select from—they're one-piece -fine knitted with fancy striped border. 75c to $2.50. In our hat department there are so many new straws that it would be impossible to describe them all here—Suffice to say—"There's over a hundred styles to select from" $1 to $7.50. A white canvass oxford with rubber sole—special at $1.50. Many other white canvass and white buck oxfords with leather or white ivory soles at $3 to $5. Ober's HEAD-TO-FOOT-OUFF-FITTERS "Flanelo" Suits $10 Ornws, Bulline Nackman Trunks, Bags Suit Cases Tru Su No doubt as the last semester draws to a close, you find that you have accumulated—aside from extensive knowledge—a varied and considerable quantity of clothing books, photographs and keep sakes—much treasured—which have served to decorate your dresser and room during this happy school year. How shall I get them home— The Trunk's the Thing On our spacious third floor you will find Trunks of Every Size, Price, and arrangement for man or woman. Wardrobe trunks with coat or dress hangers—Compartments for Waistts, Skirts, Shoes, Toilet Articles. Steamer Trunks—for those who would travel light. Leather Traveling Bags, Suit Cases, in every size. Suit cases of everlasting Fiber, Rattan or Matting. On Our Trunk and Suit Case orders placed in the Fall of 1915, we saved $40% over the prices of today. The benefit of this saving is yours. We have not advanced our prices. Take the elevator to 3rd floor. Initials on Trunk, Suit Case or Bag Free. Cassie Jones who was a graduate student at the University in the fall and who withdrew to teach English and normal training in the Seneca high school is in school again. She expects to stay until commencement is over and finish some of the work begun last fall. Alpha Xi Delta will hold initiation Thursday night for Marjorie Ellis. Mu Phi Epsilon will hold initiation Wednesday for Una Allen. Gladys Henry c'16 went to Lecompan Tuesday night to play on the high school commencement program. Miss Gladys earned from the Fine Arts school in '13. Sigma Delta Chi, tonight, 7:45 Beta house. Important. The Alpha Chi Sigmas announce the pledging of Lee Clarke c'17. Take home a bottle of fine toilec water from Dick Bros.-Adv. STUDENT TO ANNAPOLIS Hobart R. Kriegh, Sophomore Civil Engineer Named by Senator Curtis Kriegh does not know when he will take his physical examination but is expecting word from the Bureau of Navigation soon. The examination probably be held at Fort Leavenworth. Kriegh is confident of passing it. Three Kamas men took the examination but Kriegh was the only one to pass. His grades were among the highest ever made by an applicant. Hobart R. Kriegh, a sophomore civil engineer, living at 708 Ohio St., received notice yesterday from Senat- ron R. Kriegh and received an appointment to Annapolis. Glen Wilson and William Draper, freshmen in the School of Pharmacy, from Lawrence, received one of those unexpected plunges in the Kaw, Sunday, while riding the waves in a canoe. Kreigh said this morning, "I made no preparation for the examination except to review my history and geography." Morrill Cook, a student at the Agricultural College, was in Lawrence for a short time Sunday. Helen Streeter, '16 College, spent Saturday and Sunday at her home in Kansas City. Miss Catherine Risinger, of Denver, who has been visiting her sister Lois Risinger, '19 Fine Arts, went to Fredonia to visit her parents. Students are requested to return the week's books which they have out. Uniswift is our partner. Notice! One thousand St. Louisians, headed by Margaret Anglin, will celebrate the Shakespeare Tercentenary with an outdoor production of "As You Like It." June 5 to 11 inclusive. Student actors from Washington and Forest Park University have been selected as members of the cast. That farewell picnic will retain its pleasure if you have a few good snacks. Buy your supplies at Squires' Studio.-Adv. Kansas Track Squad Leaves for Columbia With Good Chances As a parting gift why not a box of Wiedemann's chocolates?—Adv. OUT FOR VALLEY TITLE HANGS ON DARK HORSES Unknowns May Upset Dope at Conference Meet In figuring out the dope for the annual Missouri Valley meet in Columbia Saturday afternoon, Kansas loops up as a strong bidder for the championship of the Valley Of course, that little defeat by Missouri may make a difference but the tables are likely to be turned in this meet. But little can be doped out in advance because of the large number of entries in each event. Beside the conference schools all the smaller colleges in the Valley are entitled to representation and most of them have an individual star who is liable to spring up as a dark horse and change the results among the big teams materially. Such a man is Davis of Fairmount College. He has no team to support him but individ-uals will cause one dear friend, Mr. Simpson, no little worry in the dashes. Another case of this happened two years ago when Cowman came to the surface from the Rolla School of Mines in Missouri and set the mark in the quarter mile for 48:2. And by the way no athlete in the Valley has come within a second and a half of that record since it was established in 1905, yet until a Meredith or a Dismond invades the Mountaineer Valley Meet. HOYT MAX RUN AT CAMBRIE The big meet in Cambridge Saturday may take from the Valley to Maine, most likely for most of the dashers. This man Hoyt of Grinnell College is recognized as one of the fastest sprinners in the country. In the Drake Games last month, in a special match he defended by the country the 220-dash and his own intercollegiate record. But to come back to the dope from the Kansas point of view we find that Coach Hamilton is not looking for it. He knows nothing about thought to know that someone will be taking care of Bob Simpson while his men are running up a big score in the distances. It is estimated that forty points will win the meet and they will be a winner and especially so if the crime and blue can win the relay. WHERE THE POINTS COME FROM In the first place Hamilton counts among his firsts the quarter, the half, the mile and possibly the two-mile, in which he is most successful. Rebe is good for five points in the shot put. Pattinson, after his performance two weeks ago, will set another record for the pole vault and it should be good enough to give him a bronze medal. Simpson will take a second to Simpson in the broad jump unless Davis, Packer and a few of Simpson's early rivals get next to him before the broad jump is reached. Staelen will annex at least three points in the race unless a dark horse gets in the way. In the hurdles Kansas cannot count any points with Simpson, Packer, Rennick and Frizzell in the going. And it may be that bad in the dashes unless Davidson shows some of the "old pepper" which he exhibited out at Manhattan. If he does that he will be sure of a good place. In the relay you can pick up your own winner. Missouri won easily in the outdoor meet after Kansas had tied the indoor performances. But Missouri knows better than to think that Kansas will be the final and prettiest race of the year. Ames may also figure in this event. TREWEKE WOULD SAVE K. U. Should Treweke be able to get into the going a victory for Kandu because of his team leaves for Columbia. But the Jayhawk jumper is in bad shape and he may not be able to suit up when the time comes. This will leave Grutzmacher to fight Simpson in the broad range against the R. K. S. A. C, in the high jump. The team will leave for the lair of the Tiger tomorrow morning and will have plenty of time to rest before the big circ starts Saturday afternoon. Some twenty men will be taken but even Coach Hamilton has not made out his list yet. They will return Sunday morning. Stores Will Close The clothing, dry goods, grocery and shoe stores of Lawrence will remain closed all next Tuesday, Decoration Day. Fresh strawberries, pure ice cream and sugar is what you get in Wiedemann's fresh strawberry ice cream.— dv. Plenty of time to get your commencement suit made. See Schulz.—Adv. Why don't you let Schulz make your Commencement suit?—Adv. WANT SUMMER WORK Many Women Would Make Expenses for Summer Session More than twenty-four calls have come to Miss Anne Gittis, secretary of Y. W. C. A., for work to help pay expenses for Summer School. This number does not include the women already have their places for next year. The reason for the shortage of places where women may work for room and board or during the Summer Session is that such a large number of families who have available places go away from the city. "Anyone who wishes student help for the summer school should send in their names at once in order that I may have an opportunity to place the students I have just applied me for employment," said Miss Gittis, this morning. Send the Daily Kansan home. An inordinate curiosity prompted three men students in the chemistry department to climb to the third floor of the Chemistry Building, Saturday night and, with the aid of the eyepiece of a galvanometer, watch the women's formal in the Gymnasium. The glass reflected the figures upside down to see the young chemist who able to see such to help acquaintances as to where they found out what the women were as masquerades. Fresh strawberry ice cream at Wiedemann's.-Adv. Men: Be dressed right Commencement week. Ask Schulz.-Adv. Students wanting summer employment may call at 1341 Ohio St. Salary and expenses paid to right party, C. E. Babb.-Adv. 159-ft Stores Will Close The clothing, dry goods, grocery and shoe store of Lawrence will remain closed all next Tuesday, Decoration Day. BOWERSOCK TODAY ONLY MARY PICKFORD IN THE GIRL OF YESTERDAY And HARRY WATSON, JR., in "KEEP MOVING" FEATURE DRAMA AND COMEDY TOMORROW—Hazel Dawn in "The Feud Girl," and a day with the West Point Cadet The Great Out-doors for Summer Comfort To make your porch comfortable you need good porch furniture, and good shades to keep out the hot sun of the late afternoon—shades that will let in the breeze but keep out the sun. You will want to spend a good deal of the time this summer out on the porch instead of sweltering inside of the house. There will be very few evenings when you cannot make your porch comfortable and homelike if it is well furnished. In our stock you will find a delightful assortment of chairs and rockers in oak, walnut, reed and Chinese Sea Grass. We also have a stock of porch swings from which you will be able to find one that will please you individually. Let us fit your porch for this summer. We can make it both attractive and comfortable at a very reasonable price. C.S. Strachan FURNITURE 808-810, Mass. St. 808-810 Mass. St. THE COMING PART OF TOWN Extending from Louisiana to Illinois Streets and from Seventeenth to Nineteenth Streets are some ideally-located lots for University professors' homes and sorority and fraternity houses. That part is known as University Place Addition and in a few years it will be filled with good-looking houses. Mr. University Professor, have you ever thought how much more satisfactory it would be to live in a house of your own planning, built to your own particular needs, with every room just where you want it? To be more specific, wouldn't you like to own a home in University Place Addition—just a few blocks south of Blake Hall, away from the business part of town, yet close to the car line? Why Not Build There Now? Why not talk this building proposition over with me? I have the lots in this addition—enough of them so that you can find what you want—and will build you the home you desire; built exactly according to your plans and specifications, and make it possible for you to pay for this home in small monthly installments. Stop in and talk it over tomorrow. 1046 Mass. C.E.Friend Phones '42 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. NUMBER 161 ACCOUNT BOOKS POOR Professor Hodge Finds Inaccuracies and Careless Work in Student Reports UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, FRIDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 26, 1916. FEW STATEMENTS ARE IN Only One-Fourth of Organiza tions Have Allowed Audit Lack of system and uniformity is the great trouble with the student accounts that are being audited by Prof. A. C. Hodge and the members of his faculty, according to a statement made by Professor Hodge this morning. "Many of the accounts are more inaccurate statements made on a sheet of paper, others are made in cheap note books, and a few are kept in the books furnished by the Registrar. We must learn to understand documents as to the probabilities of graft in the various organizations until we go over the books that we now have more thoroughly, which will be more of a job than we had bargained for. The organizations that have turned in their accounts up to date are: The Quill Club, Junior Class, Dramatic Club, International Polly Club, Botany Club, Law Banquet, Zoology Club, Home Economics Club, Student Council, University Department of Mathematics and the engineers. This list makes up only about a fourth of the student organizations on the hill which are supposed to render accounts for auditing to Registrar Foster. Whether the remainder of the accounts are lost, strained or stolen, they are important organizations merely neglect to turn them in is a matter of conjecture to the officials who have the auditing FUTURE ACTION UNDETERMINED FUTURE ACTION UNDERFERMED The Registrar's office this morning in the absence of Registrar Foster, could perhaps step that steps would be taken to secure the auditing of the books due this year or in years to come. Organizations supposed to keep uniform books are those of class, departmental and school activities and organizations which handle student money in any sums whatever. Such activities include the committee of the classes which have charge of any class funds. The classes are supposed to turn in detailed accounts of the money spent and received by such committees as the memorial, the smoker committees, together with the receipts for the expenditures. Class and school honorary societies and fraternities are not included in this list. When the Kansan announced that the Registrar was ready to give out the account books last fall very few organizations called for the books. A special letter brought out a few more, and the majority of those who did receive the books knew nothing of keepup of accounts; still they will be taken to establish the uniform system of accounting next fall lies with Registrar Foster, whose absence from the city is holding up definite action on the books at present. Blondie Makes a Junior Class Report Blondie Jones president of the junior class, today handed in a signed statement of the financial standing of the class to be published for the benefit of the juniors. This year's account showing practically $50 cash on hand. Debts contracted last year have not been settled by this year's administration on the grounds that the old officials held out a sufficient amount for this purpose, only part of which has been paid over to the payer. Because much pressure had been brought to bear according to the statement. Bill Weber's report on the receipts and expenditures showed $5.15 profit. Henry Pegues, chairman of the social committee, reports an itemized account of the junior dance, which网众艺龄ers report $18.90 profit. All other receipts and expenditures for the year have been made out and a report is ready to be audited. The memorial committees have been held strictly to account for every cent collected but complete from those members who are responsible for holding out last year's money. The following is a portion of the signed statement made by Blondie. "The last year's funds were kept in a very loose condition and I have had much difficulty in collecting what I have. There are still some outstanding debts that committee men of last year's class have not paid for. We have records of keeping account of the class funds for last year. I have refused to pay some of the debts contracted by the class last year. . . . I do so with a clear conscience to the class of this year. I would welcome an investigation of the Send the Daily Kansan home. **ufairs of the class for the last two years for I have run into many unpleasant accidents and have had trouble in collecting those that were known to the public.** "The money will all be turned over to Registrar Foster this year with the names of the contributors. . . . The accounts of this year's business are exactly straight. I hope a system may be worked out which will cover the heads of all the classes just what they are to do in providing a uniform system of accounting for all class rands. The system at present is very lax and a great deal of work is entailed in keeping the accounts correctly." ANSAS WINS AT AMES Iowa Aggies Lose First Game Yesterday Afternoon by 6 to 10 Score SMEE PITCHES A SHUTOUT Star Was in Great Form—Given Perfect Fielding Support Ames, Iowa. May 25.—George Smee was in great form this afternoon and aided by great fielding and errorless support succeeded in shutting out the Ames Aggies, 6 to 0, in the first of the two game series on College Field1 Three hits were all the Iowa State batters could get off the Jayhawkers' star hurler during the nine innings while Kansas pounded the two Ames hurlers for a total of eleven swats. It was batting with two singles and a double. The second game of the series is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon, Coach Leon McCarty the Kansas coach announced tonight that he will have two games in this second contest leaving Poirier to face the strong Highland Park nine Saturday in Des Moines. The Highland Park collegians have been playing great ball this season and have done several other strong university teams. WARNS AGAINST DATES Dr. Naismith Says Afternoon Fussing Keeps Athletes From Practice "Affternoon dates hurt athletes at K. U. more than danced dates," said Dr. James Naismith, head of the department of physical training. "Many men who come here to school who have been good high school athletes, refuse to come out for the teams because they are too scared in the afternoons, talking to women students on the steps of the buildings and taking them to the movies. DANCING GOOD EXERCISE DANCING GOOD EXERCISE "As an athlete, I think it is good for the athlete because it gives him grace, but too much dancing will take the time of the athlete from his school as well as rob him of sleep," he said. "Many of our star athletes are social leaders and attend many of the events they participate in, but I believe that they obey the rules of training and leave the dances at the early hour that is necessary for them to show up well in the contests as a leader." OLD DANCES BEST There are two classes of men on the Hill those who dance far too much and are to be seen at every dance and are to be seen at all. I am average of the two could be struck, we would have a model man in regard to the dance proposition. I do not favor the present dances," continued Dr. Naimithm, "and I will be glad to see them back into their own. It takes grace and ability to dance those old dances, these dances of today are only glides and walks across the floor and have neither grace nor charm of any kind. They are out on the floor and do themselves without any practice. They are not very desirable." The final contest for the Oral Interpretation I classes will be held Wednesday evening, May 31, in Green Hall. The program will begin promptly at 7 o'clock, at which time the doors are be closed. There are three seminars from Prof. Howard Hill's two classes and three from Prof. Arthur MacMurray's class. A prize of five dollars will be awarded to the best speaker. The contestants are: Florence E. Hoar, John Caffery, James Carson, William Duncan, C. Moore, Michaelson, Howard Fleeson, Milton Heath, and Mabel M. Elmore. FINAL ORAL INTERPRETATION CONTEST WEDNESDAY NIGHT Sigma Delta Chi Paddles Sigma Delta Chi, journalism fraternity, held initiation at the Beta house last night for Henry Pegues, Hazen Kendrick, Clarendon Having-burst, Paul Flagg, Glen Swogger and Dick Treweke. No Reconsideration on Decision for "The Stuff of Laughter" by Seniors PLAY ROW CONTINUES SHOW FIRST AID WORK MAY GIVE BOTH PLAYS Irate Seniors May Put on Gum biner's Show at Theatre In a statement which was turned into the Kansan office too late to print in full, C. A. Randolph, president of the senior class, this afternoon defined his position in regard to the play to be given during commencement week. The essence of his statement was as follows: Four fifths of the members of the class are in favor of the Shostac play instead of "Copping the Grapes." The fifty seniors out at the class meeting which decided upon the Shostac play were Coping, for this reason the class and they decided that, since Gumbiner's play depended upon local hits to put it across, it would not be fitting for commencement week. The Stuff of Laughter is more appropriate since it can be given on the campfire or on the screen for the Play was started by a few interested individuals and is not worthy of consideration. Send the Daily Kansan home. MAY PUT ON "COPPING THE GRAPES" Members of the class say that the fact that their petitions that the regular senior play be given had more power than the 4-5 of the class are not in sympathy with the Shostac play, that the caste of the senior play and its author had been given to understand that the show was to be put on during Commencement programs, but that it would be turned to that end. They assert that the play scheduled upon the Commencement programs is "Copping the grape," that they have spent time in preparing to give it over again, as was done last year, and that they feel they could have a vote on the question. MEETING NOT CALLED The mass meeting of the class which was asked for was not called for this afternoon and there is talk among the seniors of putting on Mr. Grumbin's business meeting without the sanction of the class president. The management says that since the caste has gone to the trouble of preparing the play they can see no reason why the student body should be unable to see whichever玩 it will attend. TWELVE LOYAL SENIORS ON HIKERLESS HIKE Anton Gumbiner, author of "Coping the Grapes" makes the statement that he did not start the agitation for the senior play to be regiven. Mrs. C. J. Evans, of Topea, spent Tuesday in Lawrence assisting Miss Lina Bressette, the State Factory Inspector who is investigating laundry conditions here. She also visited her niece, Maureen McKernan. Pepperless Pep Prevailed. Sure the senior hike yesterday evening was a success. Ask any one of the dozen who attended it. Was it however, a seniorless senior bile—a hikerless dog, or a seniorless dog, barked in vain for someone to eat them, but alas the seniors failed to appear—all except the "fairly room few." There were plenty more room in Woodland Park to accommodate a few more seniors, but the few hundred that been complaining that the class was dead did not come to help revive it. Far down in the woods of Woodland, the brave band of a dozen gathered wood for the fire over which the dogs were to meet their fate. When the call came for matches it seemed that it was a "smokeless smoker" instead of a hikerless hike, for the dogs were to come up—but in the hands of one accounted to the use of a jimmy pipe that lonely match soon set a good fire to blazing. The officers of the senior class were present. It had been supposed that those seniors who had pop enough to be in the audience, suggested that "Copping the Grapes" be given as the senior play, instead of "The Stuff of Laughter," would attend the hite in order to vote again on the play, and that "the duggity dozen" was that "The Stuff of Laughter" should be given, as it would be given out of doors and make a better impression on visitors at that reason—besides it would be cooler. After doing all the damage they could to the food and to the songs the representatives of the senior class "Hike" in time to evade the date rule. "Dogs" were soon speared and sizzed over the fire. Then each took a roll down the hillside and fell too. After eating for an hour or two, a stateite was formed—just enough there, you see!) And some song songs. Rescue Car to be at University of Kansas a Whole Week Next Fall TO BE AT FOOTBALL GAME Practical Demonstration Rescue Brigade Between Halves First aid work and demonstrations for the students of mining engineering and the other students of K. U. on a scale never before attempted may be provided. University next fall if the plans of Prof. A. C. Terrill are carried out. RESCUE CAR HERE? The plans involve another visit of the Mine Rescue Car of the United States Bureau of Mines to Lawrence for instructing the men of the mining methods of rescue work. An attempt will be made to have the car here for a full week during the football season. On Saturday of one of the big games, a practical demonstration of rescue work on the course will be given. A large model of a mine is to be used and practical demonstrations of the methods used in rescue work will provide an opportunity for men after an explosion. On the side lines demonstrations of first aid to men who suffer from various kinds of "accidents" and "injuries" will furnish important instruction for their spectators. A demonstration of first aid works of all kinds on the floor of Robinson Gym is another possibility for the public to attend. The public will be admitted to the galleries. GOT IDEA FROM PITTSBURG The idea for the first aid week came rom the "first aid field meet" that was held recently in Pittsburgh by he miners and operators of southeast arn Kansas, aided by the mine rescue ar of the Bureau of Mines. Prof. A. C. Terrill of the department of mining engineering attended the meeting and spoke to the miners of the district on "Co-operation and efficiency." He also addressed the operators of the district in district office in Yayoi City Mo. This is important that he has spoken to this group of men on their weekly lunch. "At the Pittsburgh meeting there were seven teams of rescue men entered and the competition for the prizes was keen. The operators and men that the teams were given fairly good marks in the rescue work," said Professor Terrill today, "and this speaks well for the success of the safety first movement." REEDY LOSES 50 CENTS IN FEW CLOTHES SPRINT Sumptuous Costumes a Feature. A three act comedy-drama "Reedy's Run." Time: 0:00 p. m. Place: McCook Field dressing Characters: Pete Reedy, star quarter miler; Elliott, timer; Larry Winn, the anxious one; Lasslet, stake holder. Act. 1: Pete Reedy enters a bet that he can run the quarter in 70 seconds. Larry bets four bits that he can not. All out for the quarter mile. Entries: Reedy, Dressed in —— (delected by censor). Act 2; Pete circling the McCoil cinder path. Only 100 yards to go Reedley falls across the finish line Time, 70 3-5. Act 3: Spectators surge out to asst Pete to his dressing room. Larry divides the stakes with Reedy. Was it worth it? Will Teach Again Next Year W. E. Woolsey, '16 College, returned Tuesday evening from Leoit, Kansas, where he has been teaching school, and where he has taught this summer and make up the credits which he had to loose by accepting the teaching job in the middle of this last semester. The school board at W. E. Woolsey him to persuade him to remain there as the principal for the coming year. CIVILS MAY JOIN WESTERN ENGINEERS' SOCIETY At a meeting of the Civil Engineering Society held last night in Marvin Hall the society voted to affiliate with the Western Society of Engineers, one of the coming organization's members. Provisions are made in the constitution of this society for affiliated student members. Many of the leading engineering schools of the country have joined this society. For the coming year: J. O. Gunnelz, president; J. K. Krebs, vice-president; E. R. Levy, secretary and treasurer. The Weather The Forecast: Generally fair tonight and Saturady, cooler Saturday extreme south portion. HAVE MANY BAND CONCERTS DURING COMMENCEMENT The University band under the direction of J. C. McCanlies will as usual furnish music for commencement week this year. Several of the fellows will have to leave but the matrons will be able to play and they will play for the ball game Monday afternoon on McCook Field at 8; for the class breakfast at 7:30 Tuesday morning and will give concerts at 1 p. m. and 7:45 p. m. Tuesday. We will also will play for the commencement Auctioneer. CO-OP STOCK ON SALE Putman Buys First Share in New University Book Store EXCHANGE OPENS MONDAY Books Should be Left at Check Stand in Fraser "Stock in the Co-operative Book Store goes on sale this afternoon. Prof. George Putnam is the first faculty member to buy a share." This announcement was made this morning by W. H. Wilson, Chairman of the Book Exchange Committee. "The general policies of the store and the time for opening will be determined by the stockholders. Owing to the late start arrangements have not been made for opening the store next semester. The date that the less someone is appointed to work on the plant this summer. In any case the book exchange will be open for the fall semester. "All next week books may be left for exchange at the check stand in Fraser Hall. This arrangement is for the especial benefit of the seniors, although any one may take advantage of it. At the end of each left and someone will take charge of the exchange the books will be sold to the summer students. "Part of the Student Council and some of the faculty members advocate student ownership of half of the shares, and decreasing the par value of the shares from $5 to $1. The Board of Administration has halted the work of the exchange by putting off their approval of the plans." MAY FETE EXPENSIVE Gate Receipts Totaled $700 But Cost of Costumes Ate Into Profits The net proceeds of the May Fete which was held under the auspices of the W. S. G. A. this year were not as large as were expected. A total of 10,000 yards of fabric and but the heavy expense incurred for costumes and the delay caused by bad weather greatly curtailed the profits. The members of the W. S. G. A. economized in every way possible to keep the cost of the dresses, 800 yards of cloth were dyed, because it was found that the cloth in colors cost a third more than white. The faculty members of the department of physical education supervised the dancing and the making of the dresses, lessening the expenses considerably. "The Stuff of Laughter," written and staged by Percy Shostae was the principal item of expense. The costumes and property for the play were rented and musicians were called from Kansas City. The piano had to be moved after every performance to guard against damage by rain. The Y. W. C. A. cleared $535 last year on the May Fete and charged only 35c for both evening performances. The weather conditions were ideal and the evening performance was entirely obed of expense. BAND TO PLAY ITS FAREWELL CONCERT The last band concert of the years will be given tonight on the stops of Dyce Museum, from 7:30 to 8:30 and from 9:30 to 10:30. This concert dates back several years. The program will be popular in nature, being selected to please everyone. Part of the program given at Linwood last week will be repeated. Part of the farewell events of the year and has always been well attended. One Cent For Grades Students who will not be in Lawrence this summer may relieve the suspense of not knowing what they make in their courses at the expense of one cent. The registrar's office has prepared cards which the student can file at the office, which will be filled out with their grades as they come in and mailed out when all the instruct to go on out on a prospecting tou TO RESET TOTEM POLE John Sturgeon, of Norman, Oklahoma, is visiting his sister Vivian Sturgeon, '18 College. Historic Landmark of Good Old Days to Again Appear on Campus RELIC OF THE CLASS OF '93 Will be Set Up Again During Commencement Week The pole was made in 1893 by one of the members of the senior class to answer some of the difficulties that presented to the fronted with. The story is given as told by Prof. Frank B. Ward, formerly superintendent of the Fowler Shops. The Kansas University tombole tome which signifies the life of the students of the University of Kansas in terms of Indian sign-language and which was created by the University of Kansas when the University is be erected once more during Commencement Week. PROFESSOR WARD TEELS ST., The custom has been built to the plant 1890 by the engineer to plant a tree on the campus. In the year 1890 when the hole for the tree that was to be planted that year had been dug and filled with water, that the tree might have a good start in its growth, one of the seniors caught a freshman who was standing near and threw him into the hole. It then died as the class was started. The following year when the time to plant the tree of the class came there was some further difficulty between the classes and the next year saw a repetition of the trouble. As a result the members of the class of '93 decided to make the pole, set it up and move it along the path. Then the last two tree-plantings. The hole for the pole was dug in the night and carefully covered over so that the freshmen might not find it. Early the next morning the pole was planted and guarded all day by the ever-watchful seniors. The pole was presented to the professor. He then the class of '93 and a son of Prof. H. Robinson, one of the three men who composed the first faculty of the University. REPRESENTS 4 CLASSES OF U. The pole was about twenty feet tall and is engraved with a pair of rough work boots and slouched felt hat at the bottom, a devil's face above that, a horse's head above that and an Indian head upon which resists an owl, Translated into plain terms the toots signify the various states of the student body. At the University, First there is the rough freshman who comes in from the farm with his rough boots and hat—typical of Kansas at that time. The devil's face is the sophomore who comes back the second year intent upon playing the things that his face suggests. The pony's head admits that by the time a man has reached maturity he is clear in character, up to the use of the gallop method of studying, while the Indian head is the head of "Big-Man-Me," who with the owl on his头 knows as much as that wise old bird is supposed to know. The pole got through the exercises without any mishaps but it was allowed to stand after the exercises were over and one morning the students of the University were startled by finding a skull and cross-bones on the sidewalk beside the pole. The mole of the meaning of this symbol, nothing was done about it until the next morning the old cannon that had been seen service in the Civil War and which stood ordinarily in South Park was found on the east side of the road pointing at the pole. Still nothing was done to remove the pole. In the small hours of the night out of its bed by a mammoth report and the next morning one side of the pole was found torn out by the discharge of the scraps of iron and filings from the shops that had been fired into the pole from the cannon. The poor aim of the marksman was the only reason for complete destruction. The pole was taken down then but the cannon was left. In the sma' sma' hours of the next morning the chancellor, Dr. F. H. Snow, was wakened by the report of the same gun that had done the work the night before. Then and after the snowfall the basement of Snow Hall and the boys had to take the cannon back to its place in the park. The men who did the mischief and to whom the University life was so slow that they could not stand even one year of it were three who came up from Hiawatha, the town of "Cussing Tom" Smith, Charles Patrici. John Cracroft and Steve Everett. Everett is now manager of the Canvassing team, but the others have also achieved success. Mr. Ward stated that he believed that this was the first time that these names had been published as he was the only one who knew the men in the stunts, except the men themselves. This is the pole that is to be erected this Commencement. Send the Daily Kansan home. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas Miles W, Vaughan ... Editor-in-Chief Lloyd Whiteside ... News Editor EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF William Cady...Business Manager REPORTORIAL STAFF Subscript price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Paul Brindel Don Davis Ralph Ellison Jerry Morgan Barry Morgan Guy Scrivener Cargill Spillur Glenn Swoger Vernon Moore Entered as second-class mail mat- ten of the office of Attorney, Kansas, under the name of George H. Lansing. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K. U. 25. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of iff, and more than therely printing the news by standing behind a desk; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be careful; to have more serious problems to wiser heads, in all, to acquire knowledge and FRIDAY, MAY 26, 1916 The psychologists tell us not to rest before quizzes. What easy advice to take! Never mind we won't rest! VACATION AND THE JOB VACATION AND THE JOB A week from today many of the students of the University will scatter to all parts of the United States, some to work, some to play. The ones who work will come back next fall richer in experience, more mature in judgment, and with an enlarged outlook on life. They will come back with that self-satisfied feeling of having accomplished something, with the sensation of having played a man's part in the game of living and having made good. The loafer will return with the newest dance steps, a greater discrimination in the quality of cigarettes and a sang froid which comes from giving dad's money to waiters and cooing to girls at summer resorts. His hat will be set at a little greater angle, he will speak a bit more patronizingly to the barbs and his cockurensure will be untempered with experience. Fortunately there are few students in the University who have either the desire or the opportunity to spend a summer in idleness. Most of us are Kansans by birth, temperament and desire, and Kansans aren't loafers. Kansas with her wheat yields, her corn, her alfaalfa and her thriving cities, is for the man who can accomplish—the man with the will to do. Now that we are ordered not to swim in Potter's Lake without the chaperonage of a swimming instructor, it would be well to fence the Kaw River, which is not as easily patrolled, before some water-loving student risks his life in its treacherous currents and perhaps goes down to a muddy death. If every move in life would be given the different slants that a checker player gives to a move on the checker board the whole story would be an entirely different one. WE NEED SHEEP Inventions and appliances of man have wrought many changes in the methods that Nature worked out for doing things, but in handling the dandelion situation, we will have to revert to her plan. For years people have commented on the hopelessness of the patient, stooping laborer trying to combat the dandelion with his knife and bucket. "Cannot some more efficient method be devised?" they have asked. Their question has been answered by adopting the method that Nature provided for such nuisances. At the Kansas State Agricultural College it was noticed that the sheep, which are owned by that institution, were keeping the dandelions very short in their pasture, and the plan was conceived of letting them browse on the campus. The result is said to be proving very successful. The dandelions are being destroyed; the sheep make a pleasing picture, cropping on the campus, which has an appeal to the aesthetic nature of many people; and wool and mutton are being raised as a by-product to the dandelion-exterminating industry. It is expected that colleges all over the dandelion belt will now start buying sheep. We would like to believe that those students who wear their fraternity pins in the center of their vests do so because they are not sure which side their heart is on and wish to play safe. Hot weather is here and we find that many of the students have changed their places of study from a desk in an attic room to a comfortable seat in a canoe on the river. JOURNALISM AT MINNESOTA There is no department, not even a course in journalism at the University of Minnesota. After waiting patiently for the regents of the University to approve her, Ms. Dents themselves have gone about to start one. The men and women in separate groups have met to organize a temporary club which will later petition to become members of the nation's journalism fraternity and sorority. Such action is especially commendable. Instead of fussing and knocking those interested have gone to work and organized to secure what they want. Of course usually the faculty and the board of administration start a new department, but they don't need it without a demand or need for it being shown. The students in Minnesota have shown this demand and have gone about it the right way with not only enthusiasm but common sense. Jayhawk Squawks Two classes of men can drive a Ford without loss of prestige; the admittedly poor and the undoubtedly rich. A Kansan story the other night stated that the third set of evergreens planted by the gymnasium may die in a fire and there all the freshmen take gym. And now we hear that Germany is to use a submarine line. We are grateful for the change. The other one was getting pretty thin. Of course it's mighty thoughtful to raise all this provender for the sparrows, but it seems to us as if someone has diminished the available supply of birds. If he drops some complimentary remark about her dress the first time he meets her, a woman can never get over the opinion that a man's "nice." If all the proposals which culminate in June weddings are made in February, Alec Sommers thinks that there is no reason that women talk least in that month. "Finals Consume Oil!" does very well for a headline, but the paramount question is, Will the Prof. Fall for Hot Air? Among his other troubles, the senior now has the embarrassing duty of explaining to the one here why the person who is coming up to see him graduate. Anyway, there's one comfort. You don't remember all you can claim in for the finals. The average man never conceives of the idea of taking a bath every day until he starts to fix up one of these daily schedules. A cad is a man who insists on talking about dates he's had with other girls. No, Geraldine, that "faculty engagement" didn't start from a Billy Sunday argument, but is one of the kind labeled "domestic." Just as a suggestion: you might take home a slab of Lawrence City water. It would prove quite a curiosity to the folks. Some of us are born unfortunate while others acquire talented friends. O. G. Whizz. When you find an unwillingness to rise early in the morning make this short speech to yourself: I am getting up now to do the business of a man; and am I out of humor for going about that I was made for, and for the sake of which I was sent into the world? The answer is not to doze and then warm under the counterpane?—Marcus Aurelius. Twenty-six college women, representing fifteen colleges and universities attended the Girls' Club Conference braske last week. Colorado College DePauw and Miami Universities, the University of Michigan, the University of Illinois and the University of Texas were among the school represented. Send the Daily Kansan home. For nearly forty years Oliver Wendell Holmes never failed to bring a poem to the annual reunion of his class at Harvard. These poems are numbered among the best of his work, expressing as they do feelings that are broadly and typically American—class college and country loyalty. THE BOYS POET'S CORNER Hang the Almanac's cheat and the Catalogue's spite! Old Time is a liar! We're twenty to tonight! If there has, take him out, without making a noise. Has any old yellow got mixed with the boys? We're twenty, We're twenty! Who He's tipy, young jackanapes—Show him the door! "Yes, yes," Yelp said. Where the snowflakes fall thickest there's nothing can freeze! 'Gray temples at twenty?'—Yes while if we please; Yes we boys—always playing with tonge or with you — And I sometimes have asked,—Shall we ever be me? Shall we always be youthful, and laughing and say. Till the last dear companion drops smiling away? The stars of its winter, the dews of its May! Then here's to our boyhood, its gold and its gray. And when we have done with our life- lasting toys, Dear Father, take care of Thy children, the BOYS! CHAPERONS The campus has been asking "why they should" withlirum suggests the real duty of educating. chaperons?" Miss Withrup suggest the real duty of chaperons. My Chaperon No dragon is my chaperon; She's full of life and charm. She has a method her own to Toughen charm. It is a method very wise, Though simple as can be; When men come by she makes such eyes DEFENDS ADVISER OF WOMEN DEFENDS ADVISER OF WOMEN The University of Kansas ought to stand for justice and fair play. Since I have been here, I have noticed several things which smaller colleges in the state would be ashamed of. The one thing which has made the greatest impression upon my mind is the custom of maligning and rumination by persons connected with the University. If there is one thing more than others necessary for the making of a true man or woman, it is the giving of proper respect and courtesy to others, and especially to women. For at least two years, there have been They never look at me. —Anne Warrington Withrup. Communication must be signed as evidence of good faith but names will not be published. Essays in Tabloid Tablets CUB REPORTERS Cub reporters are. A sort of. Necessary, Nuisance. Necessary because they. Must learn. To fill the shoes of. Their betters. And a nuisance because they. Are learning. A cub should. Have the curiosity of a Magpie. And the courage. Of a grizzly. He must be able. To go without sleep. And dates. And money. And expect to get. Cussed regularly by. The C.E. And E.C.'s are noted. For being. Some cassuses. If you don't believe. This try one. In books the cub. Is always. Digging out a big. Scoop. And winning fame and Fortune. But in life they. Usually can't dig up. Anything and win. Only damnation. And lots of. It. Grammar. Accuracy. Initial's. Speed. Compression. And general ability. Are only. A few of the. Things that. A cub must have. He solidum has any. Of them when. He. Starts. But soon gets most of. They pounded into his. Cranium. Kansan cubs. Are the terrors. Of copy readers. Professors who have. A story to give out. And liniotype. Operators. Because they do not. Get paid. They think they. Are. To be forgiven for. Everything. But they soon find. Out that they. Aren't. The following lines. Are. By a Kansas cub. Adapted from. The famous "Oh it's nice to be a Kanans. Cub, And sit up. Late. At night. And scratch your wool And shoot. The bull. And, Write. And write. And write." Unlike most. Poetry. The sentiment in. The above. Is correct. CAMPUS OPINION You all know the things that have been said and done during the past two years, and I want you to stop and think about it. Put yourself in her place, if you can, or imagine what about your own mother. Of course, it is not so funny when it hits you, but as long as it is some one else, who has no chance to say or do anything in her own behalf, it's perfectly all right. Why don't you make sure that you can't talk to some or some of the other prominent people of the University? I have never heard anyone accuse them of being useless just because one doesn't happen to know everything that goes on in their private offices. Why should they be worried? It is no one's business what goes on in her office except hers. I know of a few things that she has done for the girls, and I know, too, that there is not another person here who loves young people better or not. Would you not want women? It is no one's business what goes on in her office except hers. I know of a few things that she has done for the girls, and I know, too, that there is not another person here who loves young people better or not. Would you not want women? It is no other woman in Kansas who is better known, or loved more throughout the state, than our own Adviser, and I think that it is up to the students of this University to do the right thing, and to give her the respect which is required. —Justice. A FINE ARTS BUILDING Editor Daily Kansas; things said about the adviser of women which are a positive disgrace Yet the state of Kansas has burned her last bonds of indebtedness, and has been master. At the Fine Arts Banquet last week, the slogan of "A New Fine Arts Building" came in for unanimous approval. And it should receive the undivided approval of all the students of the University, North College is a disgrace to the University. When visitors come to see the University, we point with pride to various parts of the campus. We point out the few of the many of us want to point to North College, and admit that it is the home of the School of Fine Arts. Many of these organizations have a rightful place in our school life and the petty societies that spring up with them can be found in schools to stay while the narrow mind foundeders are on the Hill and then quietly pass into the deep seclusion from which they sprung, have no right to speak to or interact with the truly honorary societies. ON JEWELLED VEST FRONTS There is entirely too much secret society jewelry on the vests of the men of the University. The lure of dark scary creepy and the professed obedience to dust covered mediaeval ritualistic statutes has brought about the formation of too many Greek letter and similar societies. It is a fact that the University has been owned by University for four years and leaves it with an unweeded front. —Interested. MR. FACULTY MAN——? Editor Daily Kansan: I wish to take this opportunity to that the University Club is "atstiny." To import a man from behind the lines—the biggest of the year, who alone out of the multitude of others, had a message from the European front that was not based on economic theory and personal opinion—to import him, I say, and then to hide him in the University Club out of the reach of 200 men who have made a study of international problems privately and through various organizations for self-sufficiency was the extreme limit of selfishness. I might add that the Jurisprudence and International Polity clubs have made faculty members welcome to the best mirrors they have been able to secure. —A Senior. Permit me to register a protest against the failure of the Daily Kansan to chronicle in any way the games of the Hash House League this year. The organization has given the organization wide publicity. This year it has been wholly neglected. A few stories appeared at the time of formation. Since then students would have been unaware of the League's recent information on the Daily Kansan. WANTED-A PRESS AGENT At the same time games in both fraternity leagues have been well-presented. Why is this differentiation? Why are these League Games less important as just a interest? The nature of the Hash House greatly affected. It has suffered grearly from this neglect. It has also shown the inefficiency of the news staff of the Daily Kansan, in games. The Hash House League has not been treated at all justly. -H. H. Leaguer. In several of the Kansas colleges, the student body has set aside a day on which everybody is to "act natural." At Ottawa University the day was referred to as "Slouch Day." All natural deocrum with students every day wore the clothes in which he looked the best and felt the easiest. THEATRE VARSITY TODAY ONLY LILLIAN WALKER IN The Ordeal of Elizabeth Tomorrow — Douglass Fairbanks in "The Habit of Happiness." NEXT WEEK—MONDAY AND TUESDAY KATHLYN WILLIAMS and WHEELER OAKMAN in Rex Beach's Thrilling Romance The Ne'er Do Well WATCH This Paper Next Week Commencing Monday, June 5th Wait and Look It will be a sale of unprecedented profit to every man and woman within reach of Kansas City for in this Sale Jones! Share their profits with their customers. No matter what you need to buy you'll find it at Jones', the Southwest's greatest Store. The Jonas Store Co. will run a full Page of Bargain news in this paper Next Week to advertise their annual wait and Look for the big Profit- Sharing Ad next week, then come to Kansas City at Jones' expenses. Round trip railroad fare refunded customers on the basis of 5 per cent off their purchases. CLASSIFIED Profit-Sharing Sale WANT ADS. WANTED - Roomers and boarders for Summer Session. Board at standard rate. Please surreptite injuries. The K. U. Club, 1247 KY 157-5 W. Bell. Book Store WANTED - Summer School boarders. 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EDNAH MORRISON at 1146 Tenn. St. Does Fancy Tailoring and Remodeling for University Women. Bell Phone 1154J. 707 Massachusetts St. Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository PROTSCH The College Tailor Send the Daily Kansan home. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN CHEMALLURGIST OUT Magazine is to be Published Monthly Next Year Whitaker The "Kansan Chemalurgius" will be published next year according to Prof. W. A. Whitaker who had charge of the work on the paper this spring. With its initial appearance yesterday the magazine became the first scientific magazine published by any department at the University of Kansas. The top of the cover design which consists of the silhouette of a group of oil wells manufacturing smelters and ore refineries. It is typical of the industrial world, but also in the Chemical and Metallurgical fields. Just below this group is a row of ten hon-bonnes, a king of chemical jar or crucible used in the manufacture of chemicals. These are connected by goose-neck ties. The cover has a very interesting latter which helps to spell out the words: "The Kansan." The word Chemulmarger is rather unique in that the bottom of the letter M extends under the rest of the word in both directions. The Kanasi Cheomalurgist has twenty-dour pages of reading matter. The magazine is typical of the field which it represents, as is also the name of the publication. Cheomalurgist uses words, "Chemist" and "Metallurgist." Prof. William A. Whitaker, when asked this morning about the prospects of the magazine said: "We hope to continue the publication of the Kansas Chemallurgist next year. Owing to a few delays and difficulties we have been sitting out for this summer. However, if the proper amount of time can be put upon it next year, I look for it to become a decided success." COMPANY "M" TO CHURCH Will Pay Respects to Memory of Civil War Veterans Company M of the National Guard together with all other military bodies will turn out Sunday to attend church in a body in honor of the men who lost their lives in the Civil War. Memorial Day will be observed in this way Sunday in practically all parts of the United States as a tribute to the men of '64. The men of the company will assemble at the Gymnasium and meet their best, and cleanest uniforms, where they will march to the church that has been selected as the one that will be attended this year. They will be joined by Company B to the town men and the Hospital OPH The men are not ordered to attend this meeting but with very few exceptions they all turn out to show their respect for the men who fought for the honor and maintenance of the United States. On Tuesday the men will be ordered out for the Decoration Day parade to meet with the students given throughout the nation for the honoring of the veterans of the war. PROF. NEVIN TO LECTURE North Lawrence Interested in Choral Union The last of the series of lectures by men of the faculty of the University to the people of North Lawrence will be given tonight at eight o'clock in the North Lawrence Christian church by Prof. Arthur Nevin. These lectures comprise a series of pieces of the Woodland Lecture Course in connection with the Woodland Night School held by men from the University during a part of this last winter for the people of the north side, some of whom have never had access to the important dojo by a school than the one afforded by this school. The people of the north side are seriously planning for a choral union next winter and are anxious to hear what Professor Nevin has to say. They feel that they have material for a choir to be built upon him, upon Professor Nevin as being the logical man because of the successes that he has had elsewhere. In furtherance of the musical spirit of the north side people Mayor Francisco has agreed to have several of the summer events held in the north side park. Billy Sunday will deliver the commencement address at the Kansas City University, Kansas side, Wednesday morning. Commencement opened yesterday and will conclude with the conference of degrees and the alumni banquet. I am ordered to Presch War, Ply mouth Church, Sunday, 7:45> Adv. Get the best of the hot weather by patronizing Wiedemann's fountain. Adv. Of course you'll want to go home letting right. Let Schulz fit you. Adv. If you like the flavor of maple try the maple nut ice cream at Wiedemann's—Adv. Hash House League Game Promises to be Hot CLOSE CONTEST TUESDAY The final game of the Hash House League will be played Tuesday morning, May 30 at 10 o'clock on West Hamilton or Woodland park. This game will determine the champion nine of the two divisions of the Hash House League and will be played by the Grady and Garrett clubs. The game Tuesday promises to be a close contest for the championship and both teams are confident of success with their wheels on the side. The Gradry nine won all of its games, four in number, while the Garrett club won four and two in that category, will be given a banquet by Mr. E. C. Bricken, proprietor of the Oread Cafe. SPRAYING KILLS BIRDS? Poisoned Canker Worms May Cause Many Deaths C. D. Bunker, curator at Dyke Museum, is not sure that the poison used to spray the trees in the battle against the canker worm is killing the birds, as has been stated by a number of the enemies of the spraying process. "Although many dead birds are found, and their stomachs contain little else than the worms, we have no way of finding out definitely that the poisoned worms have killed the birds," said Bunker this morning. "We would have to examine a good many birds, or cage some and feed them poisoned worms," he said. "I cannot do that, now because most of the worms have gone into the ground. Over on the corner of Henry and Ohio streets two dead cats were found on a lawn where dead birds were seen previous to the advent of the cats. Send the Daily Kansan home to the folks. The Methodist Bulletin A Welcome A Message Help Patriotic service at 10:30. The G. A. R. will attend in a body. Dr. Hargett will preach. Subject: "The Spirit of '61." A live Epworth League service at 6:45. At 7.45 there will be a special program of Patriotic Songs. The history of some of the great war songs will be given. Come, or prove a good alibi. Santa Fe HONOR LIST OUT SOON Don't wait until the hot weather forces you to select some resort in a hurry. Phone 32 COLORADO—It is not necessary here to praise the many beautiful features of a sojourn in Colorado as that state's reputation as a Tourist's resort is fully established. CALIFORNIA in summer is delightful—Cool always, and by the sea and near the mountains. Summer Trip Now W. W. Burnett Reduced Rates To hundreds of resorts in the West, East and North. Vacation Summer Tours Santa Fe Plan Your Summer Trip Now Agent Names of Promising Freshmen Being Selected for Honorable Mention TO THE GREAT LAKES COUNTRY and the EAST we have sixty day and all summer greatly reduced rates. Ask us as it is a pleasure to answer questions. Phone and say what locality you are interested in and we will mail full descriptive literature and help in any way we can in planning your trip. The custom started last spring of listing freshmen who showed promise in both scholarship and other action. The list will be made next week. in both scholarship and other activities will be continued this year. We will be ready next week. A letter was sent to each faculty member who has had any freshmen in his classes, requesting the names of those students who have special mention. The choice was to be made, so the letter read "not for mere faithful application, nor innate capacity, nor brilliance, but for a fair combination of all these qualities, which would lead one to believe there was future possibilities in these letters." It is supposed that about ten per cent of the class will be included in this list, but the number of names sent in by the instructors is subject to their own discretion. Jesus Marches in the Preparedness Parade Plymouth Church, Sunday, 10:45.-Adv. Plymouth Forum, Sunday 8:30 p. Say What You Want to Do... Adv. Notice! Students are requested to return the materials handed out of the University Library. Take home a bottle of fine toilet water from Dick Bros.-Adv. Parisian ivory towel articles make hawaiian Commencement gift. Dicek Brod-> [repeated] Don't you see how endowment insurance forces us all to save more than most of us would save if we did not have to meet our premium? The clothing, dry goods, grocery and shoe stores of Lawrence will remain closed all next Tuesday, Decoration Day. Stores Will Close L. S. Broughly I am ordered to Preach War, Ply mouth Church, Sunday, 7:45—Adv. Plymouth Forum, Sunday 8:50 p.m., Say What You Want to Say.— Adv. Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass, St. University Women We do ladies tailoring and dressmaking at very reasonable prices. Competent assistants. MRS. M. A. MORGAN 1321 Tenn. Phone B 1116 W There is nothing more refreshing than pincake ice. Buy it at Wiedemann Marketplace. 15 ASK FOR and GET ASK FOR and GET HORLICK'S THE ORIGINAL MALTED MILK Cheap substitutes cost YOU same price. THESIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH Typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St BIG VACATION MONEY All students and teachers, men and women, who wish profitable and con- taining work for this summer, should write at once to The University Faculties Ass'n, 134 W 29th Street, New York City. On your way home from school this spring stop off in Kansas City and spend a day in this big interesting store. Visit the tasteful French Gray Dressmaking Salon, where wonderful costumes are created from the world's finest fabrics. See the beautiful ready-to-wear apparel for women on the Third Floor. Take a peep at the charming French Millinery Room, with its wonderfully correct chapeaus. If you are interested in Interior Decorating a visit to the Home Furnishing Studio on the Fourth Floor will reveal a world of delight. On the Fourth Floor also are to be found reproductions of the world's famous potteries, grouped with rare art lamps and the most exquisite of Cloisonne and Royal Doulton. Just now the silk department on the Grand Avenue Floor is a riot of color—sports silks being much in evidence. In the next aisle summer goods drape clouds of snowy whiteness over the counters. Shop through the Walnut Street Store for Men where proper apparel for the man is a study carefully thought out. Browse among the Books on the Walnut Street Floor. You will see them temptingly arrayed in such a manner that you may find just what you want. Take home a box of our delicious candies. These are made fresh and packed fresh — "not how cheap, but each day good how and how pure." Lunch in the Tea Room where you will see your Kansas City friends. Here cookery is a fine art—a fact that has made our Tea Room famous all over the Middle West. Use the Reception Rooms at your will—telephone your friends or rest in the soothing quiet of these rooms. A day spent in this vast store will reveal to you the romance of merchandising. It will be a day long remembered by you. Emery, Bird, Thayer Company Kansas City, Mo. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN OFF FOR TIGER MEET Seventeen Jayhawkers to Missouri on Early Morning Train TREWEEKE COULDN'T GO Kansas Stands Poor Chance of Getting Better Than Second Seventeen Jayhawk track speedsters accompanied by Coaches Hamilton and Patterson departed from Lawrence this morning on the eight o'clock mark. Where they will compete tomorrow in the annual Missouri Valley Conference track meet. The squad is scheduled to arrive in Tigerville on February 17 for campbell and O'Leary to run their heels in the quarter-mile trials. **TREWEKEEN STAYS BEHIND** With Dick Treweke behind the Kansas team, we'll about all chances of winning the meet for minus the Wichitan the Jayhawker team stands but little chance to get better than second in the Valley classics. Treweke was a sure first in the high jump and possibly the brook jump for the Kansas team. She dashes and hurdles Bob Simpson the Tiger phenom will be in little condition to do much effective broad jumping. As it is Wiley and the Nebraska star who broke the K.-U. N. U. dual record here several times, she will event with Grutzmacher and Sinpson running a close race for second place. Despite the weakened condition of the Kansas队 K. U. stands a good chance to score almost forty points in the meet and with all the breaks might succeed in nosing out the Tigers. But the second half, the 220 yard dash, the low hurdles, first in the quarter, half, and mile, and second and third in the two mile, together with second in the two pole vault, the shot, are the points hopes to win. KANSAS CAN SCORE The seventen men who took the trip are: Capt. Bonnie Reber, Rodkey, Sproull, J. Campbell, O'Leary, Wiley, Wiler, William, Groene, Pattinson, F. Campbell, Rice, Miller, Herriott, and Grutzmacher. Gifford Pinchot, Yale '89, has been awarded a medal by the National Academy of Sciences for distinguished public service in organizing and disciplining research activities and matric conservation of the natural resources of the United States. Want ads tell stories, so says the K. C. Star. What is the theme of this one found in the University Missouri? "For sale a dress suit and Tuxedo coat almost new; cost $100. Will sell cheap." The Alpha Chi Sigma, honorary chemical fraternity, held initiation Thursday night for F. S. Farley, of Kansas City for F. S. Farley, of Gainesville, Ga. H. Percival, of Arkansas City; H. W. Runisfeld, of Arkansas City and E. A. Uhrlaub of Lawrence. Shorin F. Kelly, '17, was called to his home in Los Angeles several days ago on account of the illness of his father and will probably work on the coast. Fredrick Stryker, '19, expects to go out on a prospecting our through Oklahoma and Texas. Eli F. Dorsely, '18, will work for Prof. A. H. Sluss of the department of mechanical engineering. STUDENT PICTURES SHOWN Fine Arts Painters to Display Canvas Work Over two hundred paintings and designs by the special students in the School of Fine Arts will be on exhibit on the third floor of the Administration Building all through quiz week. The school will display heads to pictures of room interiors, and studies of still life. Two seniors, Ruth J. Kernode and Willa K. Schmidt have the largest number of paintings. Some, like Ker-na, are exhibited late in work at the Fine Arts Institute exhibit in Kansas City and several were sold. Some of the best pictures are: Elizabeth Ainsworth's fa'19, '19 snapdragons and geraniums in pastel; Isabel Searles fa'19, '19 still life studies; Alice Riee, fa'18, sketches of the hallway; Helen H. Pears, fa'18, appalachian vine; Isabel Searles fa'19, '19 still life studies of vegetables; Ruth Kernode, landscapes; Gertrude L. Doyle, fa'19, pastel studies; Grace Dudley, fa', special, water colors; Amelia DeWald, fa', special, interior studies; Willa Schmidt, a skull and playing cards; and Marian Henley, fa'19, studies of clouds. THE LIDS ARE GONE The Buttons Shine No More— An Absent Feeling Not Akin to Pain A peculiar psychological void a feeling of something missing of something dead and gone pervades the air. No one quite knows what it is but the feeling is there the same kind of a vacant feeling which graduates have the day they receive their sheepskins. What is the cause? Stupid! Can't you see? Those tiny round discs touchered by a tiniest round of bright color which freshmen are wont to wear on their knowledge-splitting heads are gone. Never are students mytery afraid the upper classmien suffer from the cold north wind or something worse. Quiz week may be spent in peace. Junk Herriott has proclaimed. The custom will henceforth and forever be—that freshman may lay aside their little relic of servitude on the last Friday before quizes. The reason for such a delay is that it serves because quiz week has its pleasures—which out of their kindness of heart upperclassmen do not wish to spoil, by forcing the issue of such weighty matters as a freshman cap. Jesus Marches in the Preparedness Parade Plymouth Church, Sunday, 0:45.—Adv. See those K. U. Views! In our book, 42 to 86 to 85e to Wolf's Book Store—Adv. Stores Will Close The clothing, dry goods, grocery and shoe stores of Lawrence will remain closed all next Tuesday, Decoration Day. Fresh strawberries, pure ice cream and sugar is what you get in Wiedemann's fresh strawberry ice cream.— Adv. Students wanting summer employment may call at 1341 Ohio St. Salary and expenses paid to right party. C, E. Babst.-Adv. 159-ft The Last of the war sermons, Plymouth Church, 10:45 and 7:45—Adv. Fresh strawberry ice cream at Wiedemann's..-Adv. Westminster Guild will entertain with a party Friday evening at Westminster Hall. The party will commence next week but business commencement week. Everyone invited. ANNOUNCEMENTS Mrs. Eustace Brown requests that all students who participated in the Scotch Dance at the Halloween Party and who are still owing for the gingham for their costumes, please call at once at her office and pay the small amount. The greater part of this bill is still unpaid, and it is unfair to expect the merchants to carry the account any longer. Senior Invitations may be secured by those who ordered them, at the Fraser check stand on Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday mornings. ROOM LISTS FOR NEXT YEAR are being prepared which will be classified so far as possible according to conveniences, sanitation, service and students' ability to pay. When completed the lists may be consulted at the registrar's office, the offices of the Advisor of Women, the Y. M. C. A. and Y: W. C. A. secretaries and at the University Hospital. Quill Club Notice. The final adjustment of the financial troubles in which the Quill Club found itself at the close of last year will be made as soon as all remaining accounts due the Club at that time have been met as agreed by members and others concerned; and it will then be possible to cancel all indebtedness of last year, including the number who failed to receive the full number of copies. This notice is intended as a reminder, before the close of the year to all interceded. E. M. Hopkins, Fraser 201. For the Club Students who wish to have books sold at the Book Exchange, should leave them at the check stand in Fraser. Tuesday 10:30 to 12:00, or Wednesday 10:30 to 11:30, 1:30 to 2:30. Write name and address on the front leaf and price asked. This amount minus ten per cent will be paid. The book is free. Please send in books now instead of next year; some will be needed at Summer School. This applies especially to seniors. Associated Journalists will meet in the journalism office Monday afternoon at 4:30. It is an important meeting, everybody should attend. As a parting gift why not a box of Wiedemann's chocolates?—Adv. The Last of the war sermons, Plymouth Church, 10:45 and 7:45—Adv. New Shipment of Kansas pennants and pillow tops Just in from the factory. CARROLL'S Summer School Students —Because it served the Very Best and largest Variety of Good Eats. Last summer the Oread Cafe had One Hundred and Sixty regular boarders. We specialize in warm weather dainties. Just installed a large suction fan which will add to your comfort these days. WHY? The Oread Cafe Just a Step from the Campus E. C. BRICREN, Owner FIVE Experienced Student Waiters wanted for summer school. Apply at once. THE OREAD CAFE. And Now You Are Going Home一 X and you should be thinking of Indestructo Bags, Cases and Trunks Bags and Cases from $5 to $25 Trunks $20 up JOHNSON & CARL Mister K. U. Man— Get the hot weather before it gets you. Our suggestion is AIR-O-WEAVE SUITS Designed and made by Kuppenheimer $10.00 COOL-CLOTH SUITS Made by Fashion Cloths Co. $8.50 ROBERT E. HOUSE Ice Cream for Sunday VANILLA STRAWBERRY ORANGE ICE CHOCOLATE CARAMEL NUT BROWN BREAD Get Your Order Early Bell 645 Reynolds Bros. Home 358 We Deliver Anytime BOWERSOCK TODAY AND TOMORROW And BURTON HOLMES TRAVEL PICTURES HAZEL DAWN IN "THE FEUD GIRL" WEST POINT CADET" "A DAY WITH THE AEROLUX PORT HILLS HADES Comfort PLUS Luxury MINUS Cost How many summers have you folks who have had to stay here in Kansas had to swater in the Kansas sun? There wasn't really any reason why you should have suffered so much. If your porch had been well shaded you would have been able to keep cool any time of day, and enjoy yourself while the sun was making things uncomfortable for your neighbor who was sitting in the shade, but getting the effects of the reflection of the hot rays on the side walk. The "Aerolux" shades are light and easily handled, beautiful both from the inside and outside, and admit the light and breeze while shutting out the sunshine. You have never known summer comfort if your porch has not been "Aeroluxed." And the Best of it is that "Aerolux" shades are inexpensive in every way—first cost is low, upkeep practically nothing, durable, and cheaply refinished when weathered. Let us show them to you. If We Haven't It We'll Get It. .808-810 Mass. St. Co.S. Strachan FURNITURE Acquaint Us With Your Needs. Give a Gustafson gift and experience the real pleasure of giving. Ye Shop of Fine Quality Gustafson The College Jeweler A person is judged by the quality of jewelry they give 中 学 市 文 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XIII. CARS RUN TOMORROW Interurban Starts—Will Have Eighteen Trips Per Day On Schedule 72 LINCOLNS, FARE TO K. C. Additional provision has been made for increasing the traffic on the broad and easy way that leadeth to destruc- ture. It interurban to Kansas City! My Word! First Car Leaves at 6:20 a. m.— Last One at 12:40 a. m. Think of it! Eighteen cars a day to Kansas City! By leaving here at 12:40 p. m. you may enjoy the matinee at the Shubert and be home at 6:20 You may leave here at 5:40 p. m., replenish your stock of jokes by an author of the three works at the Century, and be horse asleep at 1:30 a. m. And the fare—according to the latest reports, it's to be seventy-two cents. For a round trip, that makes one hundred and forty-four Lincolnes. In fact, it costs about three things holds you up for ninety-eight cents, or one hundred and ninety-six cents per round trip. Add to this ten cents for street car fares, and it costs you two hundred and six cents. Thus you take the interurban. It is now understood that the K. U. Anti-Cigarette League passed several resolutions condemning this Satanic devise, because it makes access too difficult, in Valley of its efforts, the "Kaw Valley Line" starts running tomorrow! 18 CHANCES PER DAY MORE RIDE FOR YOUR MONEY Not only is all this true but for the 144 cents you receive three hours and forty minutes of ride, while for the 166 cents you get only two hours and a half. The Interurban makes the trip in an hour and fifty minutes, at a rate of 2 1-4 minutes per cent, while the steam cars run it in two hours and four minutes for only 2-3 of a minute for each cent invested. What is more valuable than Time? WILL CROSS RIVER SOON The first car will arrive at 6:20 a.m. and leave at 6:40, and cars will run every hour until the 1:40 a.m. m. car, the last one to K. C. There is no room for them in the starting place is over by the U.P. depot; but as soon as the bridge is strong enough to bear up under the cars in addition to the weight of the vehicle, it now carries, you may start from in front of the Bowersock Theatre. THORPE GETS OFFER Year Will Probably Edit "Nation's Business" Next Prof. Merle Thorpe of the department of journalism has received an attractive offer from the United States Chamber of Commerce to edit their official publication, The Nation's Business, at a salary of approximately twice that which he receives here. The Chamber of Commerce is planning extensive moves in the development of foreign trade. Mr. Thorpe's work will be largely stimulated by national and state departments which are closely connected, such as the Federal Board of Trade, the Bureau of Foreign and Domestic Commerce, the National Banks, Pan-American Bureau, etc. Mr. Thorpe will not be a stranger in Washington as he was in newspaper work there in 1905, 1906, 1907. Mr. Thorpe is considering this offer favorably as he feels the need of change of work. He has been teaching nine years and summers, and this opening will allow him what will be his year's research work in journalism. NUMBER 162 Mr. Thorpe plans to return to Washington and New York next Wednesday, and will pass through Lawrence June 20, enroute to California, where he will lecture at the Session of the University of california. If Mr. Thorpe accepts the offer, which is quite probable, he and Mrs. Thorpe will take up their residence in Washington about August 1. WEDNESDAY, MAY 31. 1916. 31. 1916 Pi K. A. Defeat Betas The Pi K. A's defeated the Beta in the deciding game of the third division of the Pan Hellenic league yesterday morning on Hamilton Field by a score of 10 to 4 for the Pi K.A's holding the Beta to three scattered hits while the Pi K.A's got five Smith was wild at the beginning and the Pi K.A's scored eight runs in the first two innings. Chase pitches in the fifth innings for the Beta and hold the Pi K.A's to two hit and two runs. Send the Daily Kansan home. 500 RESERVE PLATES UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS. 500 RESERVE PLATES FOR ALUMNI DINNER According to the number of reservations sent to the Alumni Office, the attendance at the Commencement event of 7, will scarcely pass the 500 mark. In previous years, when many members of the faculty have stayed away to give their places to the alumni, there have been over a thousand persons present at the dinner. Heretofore there has been no charge for admission and that attention is given to alumni and seniors. This year a larger number of the faculty than usual will attend. Tickets may be had for fifty cents. The seniors and faculty may purchase them at the Registrar's office and others at the Alumni office. AHOKUS' ELECT TEN rutors for 1916 Athletes Were Named Yesterday Morning THREE MORE TO BE CHOSEN Additional Selections Coming Later The original men who were organization, the A. H. O. K. U, met in the trophy room of Robinson Gymnasium Tuesday morning and elected new members for next year. The following men were elected: Page Wagner, Harold VanHonet, Samuel Farley and Henry Gish, from the school of engineering; Mirl Rubble, Eddie Todd, Warren Waters and Rhea Todd, from the league; Marissa Terrill and Warren Hake, from the school of law. These ten were chosen and three will be picked later. The original men who were charter members are: Hugh Crawford, Paul Diehl, William Waite, George Yeokum from the college; George Geneva from the school of pharmacy; Ames Rogers, Marcellus Stockton and Earnest Stateler from the college; Randolph Kennedy, Harry Harlan and Alton Roberts from the college; Harold Shelley, delegate at large. Shelley is a sophomore in the college. The interests of professors this summer is very diverse. Some of them will spend a portion of the vacation teaching summer school or doing research work, while others are likely to use the time for pure recreation. TO WORK AND TO PLAY Profs Have Divers Plans for Summer Months Teaching Latin at both sessions of summer school will occupy the greater part of Prof. A, T. Walker's time this summer. After summer school is over Mr. Walker and his family are planning to go to Hubert, Minn. Prof. Lewis E. Sisson, accompanied by his family, expect to leave Lawrence June 17 for Hamilton, N. Y., where they will visit relatives. Later in the summer they are to go to Northport, Mich. Prof. E, W. Murray and Mrs. Murray will leave at once for Hubert, Minn., where they have spent their vacations, year after year, are building a new cottage there. "I will teach German here the first six weeks," said Prof. E. F. Engel this morning, "and then my family and I will go to 'Engelheim' where I will work on a new course which I am going to offer next year." Prof. Harry Palmbald and Mrs. Palmbald will leave at once for New York City. Professor Palmbald is to teach German at the University of Pittsburgh, and she says the expects to work on some of Strinberg's historical plays. Helen R. Hoopes, instructor in English, will give a course of lectures on "Literature" at the Olathe Chauhouqu. Miss Hoopes has devoted her life to teaching the last three summers and reports that she enjoys the work very much. Margaret Lynn, associate professor of English Literature, will visit her parents in Tarkio, Mo. She is to return to Lawrence and teach in the second semester of the school here Miss Lynn expects, to go east, where she will indefinitely. Prof. H, O. Kruse expects to spend his vacation in Lawrence. He will teach at the six weeks summer session. "After summer school is over I express my gratitude to you," Kruse this morning, "with the library as my camping place." "I will attend summer school at the University of Minnesota where I plan to do research work," said Ethel L. Cook, instructor in English this afternoon. Prof. W. W. Hawkins will leave Lawrence within the next week. He is to attend summer school in Milwaukee, and from there he will go to Chicago. NEW STAGE FOR PLAY "Stuff of Laughter" to be Produced Next Week in Marvin Grove PROVIDES A BETTER VIEW Seats Will be Arranged for One Thousand Visitors "The Stuff of Laughter" will be given Monday evening, June 5, in the natural amphitheater just east of the row of pines north of the Administration Building. The will be given at 8 o'clock under the auspices of the senior class. A general admission of 25 cents will be given to you and it will go to "the Student Loan Fund." "The lights for the commencement performance will be better than the ones used at the May Fete production. Our electricians have profited by the success of their work," the performance will be furnished by the Shostac string quartet from Kansas City. Arthur Nevin, composer of the incidental music, will play on orchestra; and Henri Shostac, co-founder of the author, will play first violin." Several changes will be necessary in the cast and ballet, though the substitutes have not yet been announced. Merle Smith, who played the part of the drunken lover, and Ray Gafney, one of the dancers, will be unable to appear in the commencement production. "The new amphitheatre is much more comfortable and considerably larger than the one used at the time of its construction. Briggs, University Marshal this morning. We will put up a thousand folding chairs to accommodate the crowd. The elevation is much better than that of the old amphitheater; and every person in the audience will see how it is constructed观了 of the natural stage. Subscribe for the Daily Kansan. "Copping the Grapes," the senior play, may be given at the Bowersock under the management of Don Burry. After a long satisfactory substitutions can be made in the east, the matter is yet undecided. The production would be given as a matinee, probably on early afternoon of commencement week. "SUNFLOWER" AGAIN Willard Wattles' Book of Kansas Poems In Second Edition Word has been received that "Sunflowers" Willard Wattles' book of Kansas Poems, is to have a second publication. The first edition was published in 1910 by poetry in and out of the state and it is upon recommendation of one of Kansas' best known writers that the book will be published the second time. Mr. Wattles has spent much time on the study of Kansas poetry from the early century days at U. has shown marked ability in the writing of poetry. MUST MAKE ACCOUNTS Mr. Wattles taught in the Massachusetts Agriculture College from 1011 to 1914. While in the East, and later, he has had over fifty poems published in the Springfield Republic. Nine of his poems were printed in Harper's Weekly and an equal number in the Smart Set. The American Magazine and the Christian Register also published a number of his verses. He has recently objected to the use of William Allen White, Hary-Kemp, and William H. Carruth to publish a collection of their religious poems with his own. Wattles is most interested in this phase of poetry. In 1911 Mr. Ward sent to Watties asking him for some of his verse. One of the first of his poems to appear in the Independent was "Child". More than six other poems have appeared since in the Independent. Mr. Wattles was encouraged by Prof. William H. Carruth, then head of the German department at the University of Kansas, to write poetry while he was a university. That was in 1906; and the year after Mr. Wattles had met Harry Kemp. He was helped in his work by Mr. Kemp. Wattles' first work appeared in the Kansas magazine, "The Prairie," and he had printed the "Prairie Wind." In 1911, "Songs From the Hill", a collection of poems by Kansas verser writers, was printed in book form. The author of several other writers who have made good since, had selections in this book. William H. Ward, for fifty years editor of the Independent morgans, favorably reviewed this collection. WAS ENCOURAGED BY CARRUTH POEMS IN MANY MAGAZINES Those Who Handle Student Funds Shall Answer for Them MAY WITHOLD DEGREES Board of Administration to Take Definite Steps "Drastic action on the part of the Board of Administration will be necessary unless the officers of the various organizations who handle student funds make a satisfactory report to the auditing committee of all student colleges." This statement given out by Registrar George O. Foster this morning. SAY 'WE' will be done. "What we will do when in regard to the accounts has not been definitely decided, but it is probable that the degrees of those who turn in unsatisfactory accounts, or no accounts at all, will be withdrawn until the definite facts concerning the handling of funds can be found out." MAY WITHOLD DEGREES "There is absolutely no excuse for the carelessness in the keeping of the accounts there has been this year. The organizations were all of them who had to get the books and to learn how to keep them, and they were warned through the Kansan columns and by other means that they would be brought to account at the end of the year if the business did not kept in a business like manner. "While there is not enough evidence to prove crookedness in most cases, and there are so many accounts not written about it that nothing stands. The University of Kansas should aim to give a young man an education in honesty in business, and letting the student accounts go hand-in-hand with the carelessness in handling accounts. "The accounts of the band, the orchestra, glee clubs, athletic association and the debating council are audited by the state auditor, so there is no chance for the juggling of funds in those organizations. "The great trouble with students is that they fail to get definite receipts for money spent, and to give receipts for money received. Some accounts come in to us with just two figures on the books—receipts, so much, and expenditures, so much. This is not easy to see, but you must know some drastic steps will have to be taken to secure more careful handling of student funds. The treasurer of any organization should not feel that it is an intimation against his honesty to have his books audited. You may also want them as well as for the safety of others. "Definite steps will be taken before the meeting of the board next week." ANOTHER FRAT ANOTHER FRAT FOR K. U. LAWS A third Legal Fraternity was installed at the Odd Fellows Hall in the University School of Law Monday night. This fraternity is the David Thomas University Pbl. The fraternity was founded in 1900 and has a total of 42 chapters including the one at the Washburn School of law and the Kansas City school of law. F. J.ullivan one of the National Officers and sixteen other Kansas City active and alumni were charged of the installation ceremonies. The charter members of the David Brewer senate are: Sidney Moss, Shanghai, China; John Hamilton, Pleasanton; John F. Battale, Lawrence; Arthur D. Vogel, Leavenworth; Lee M. Egan, Kansas City, Mo; Guido E. Smith, Colby; Carl Rice, Coffeyville; Wm J. Webber, Elliwood; Karl Noll, Ransom; Wm J. Crolyle, Kansas City; Chas. L. Moore, Lawrence; Robt. J. Waters, Bonner Springs. After teaching at the six weeks summer session Prof. W. C. Stevens will make biological surveys over the months that to be gone until early in September. The Forecast: Generally fair and warmer tonight, becoming unsettled Thursday with rain north and west portions. The Weather Prof. F. H. Hodder is to teach American history at the University of Colorado this summer. Later he and his family will go to Estes Park. This is the last Kansan this spring. The paper wishes to bid its faithful friends, Aloha Oe. With the first days of enrollment next fall the Kansan will ready to greet you again with the news of old Mount Orenad. MEN IN CHAUTAUQUA DURING VACATION The following young men in the University of Kansas have secured Chauquaquau positions for the coming summer; Charles Davis, Harold Millet and Jesse Bond will travel with the Ellis Bord Band which will tour Ohio and Indiana. Robert McIlheny, Orland Lytle and Della Markley will make the eastern states with Cimera's Band. Cecil Hough, and Hubert Nutt will accompany another branch of Cimera's Band. Both will travel from Northern Virginia to Harold Roberts will travel with Redpath-Horner circuit. WOMENS' SPORTS GROW Much Interest Has Been Shown In New Athletic Association 17 NOW HAVE CRIMSON A's Next Year's Plans Include a Co-ed Track Meet The woman's department of physical education has been doing things the past year, years never tried before at the University of Kansas. sical education has b hing the past year, things never tern be before college. Kansas The Women's Athletic Association was organized in November, when it was seen that there was a strong desire for organized athletics amng women. The organization has grown since then. The team will Hill that it promises to be permanent. The influence of this new organization is not purely local; it has been felt throughout the state. This was shown when the committee of the athletic Ass-ment arranged an entire enthrallment of the annual basketball tournament of high school girls, representative of schools from the whole state. The members of the association officiafied at every game and placed the team on the court during their stay in Lawrence. 75 POINTS WINS CRIMSON A DEVELOPED MERMAIDS Every form of athletics open to women was introduced in K. U., and in order to give the individual athlete some distinction, an award of merit was given annually to those qualified, and enrolled in active work, who won seventy-five points. In March, eighteen awards of merit, a large crimson A with smaller blue K. U. letters across it, were presented to her by senior, junior, and sophomore classes. The swimming tournament held May 18 demonstrated the progress made in swimming and fancy diving, with both events being represented. The sophomore class won the meet by six points. A splash party was one of the unusual and exciting events of the year. Forty two swimmers among the women attended. Archery, the medieval sport, has been revived at K. U., and has no end of enthusiastic followers. At the tournament held May 24, Ellen Edmondson, c18 won the trophy cup given by Allie Carroll. More than one hundred young women entered the round robin tennis meet; the finals have not yet been plaved. The indoor work of the gymnasium affords a variation to suit any and all. Wand, dumb-bell and Swedish work are popular among the freshmen, dancing and folk dancing prove equally popular in the upper classes. Members of the faculty and wives of faculty members have meet in the gymnasium, swimming and floor work are open to them Monday evening of every week. The class is in charge Elliot, instructed in the department. That the work in physical education is well known over the state and well received is proved by the number of requests Dr. Goetz has had for teachers of physical education in many high schools of Kansas. ANNOUNCEMENTS Request of K. U. Grads Alumni and others who expect to attend the Commencement Dinner should make sure they have received once. Call the Alumni Office, K. U. 9. Public Speaking Recitals Thursday evening at 7, Room 3, Green Hall, Miss Florence Dunigan will give a recital on "The Power of Music" and Griffith will give a dramatic recital of the play "Burbara Fritchie." Student members, who have paid their dues to the American Society of Mechanical Engineers, may obtain a copy at Beam Walker's office, Marvin Hall. W.S.G.A.MAKES REPORT Middy Dances and May Fete Help Fill the Coffers YEAR HAS BEEN SUCCESS Date Rule Changed to Longer Hours What is the real significance of the Women's Student Government Association of the University? The aim of the Association is "to foster among women a feeling of mutual responsibility and high regard for liberty and freedom" and to "assure the hearts of living and scholarship and promise loyalty to the University." Lawrence is divided into thirteen districts. Over each district is a chick-fil-a restaurant or a district. The purpose of the organization is to foster good fellowship among the women and have a means for them. Women may be reached easily and quickly. Another benefit to the University is the giving of a scholarship to the most worthy women needing assistance. A scholarship is chosen by a scholarship committee composed of faculty members, appointed by the W. S. G. Middy dances have been given several times during the year, at their expense. These were held to meet the friendly nature and friendship among the women. The Association sent the president-elect, Mona Clare Huffman, as a delegate to Lincoln, Nebraska, to the conference of Women Student Government Associations of the Middle West, at which fifteen Universities and Colleges were represented. A change in the date rule was made during the year, by the women of the University upon the suggestion of the Student Council. This date rule which was stricty 10:30 on all Sundays was changed to a dance, was lengthened to 11 on Friday and Saturday and decreased to 10 on Sunday. The Association is 'composed of women taking an active interest in student life, and other student activities and are required to permit. Every woman, as soon as she enrolls in the University automatically becomes a member. The organization supports the woman, and this money helps to defray the expenses of the organization. PLAY LAST H. H. GAME Brickens Serves Three Innings to Grady Club—Game Called —Lack of Capacity E. C. Bricken's leaguers served their last game last night when the pennant winning Grady Club, 1345 and the Wolverines won with a banquet at the Oread Cafe. Three full innings were dished up to the receiving club consisting of grape fruit, planked steak with mushrooms. French fried potatoes, olives, tomatoes, and strawberry short cake and cream. The winning team took time while eating to denounce the tight policy of the University athletic board which refused to allow the hash house leaguers any playing equipment even baseballs this year. The members of the winning Grady Club nine were; Leslie E. Crowder, William C. Cooper, C. H. Voorhees, Elmer Piehler, M. X. Ruble, Buck Seward, Joe Pratt, Jimmy Frederick, Hal Page, Samuel Johnson, Bill Glasco, Zell Fletter. PROF. H.A. LORENZ RESIGNS Men's Physical Training Director Will Go East The resignation of Herman A. Lorenz, for the past two years men's physical training director, has been turned into the Board of Administration and is expected to be accepted at Harvard. He expects Professor Lorenz leaves tomorrow night for New York City where he will make plans for next year. He expects to either continue his course at Harvard next year or take up a business job in New York. Professor Lorenz is member of the P.I Upsilon fraternity. Caps and gowns ordered for the faculty will not be here for Commencement Week according to Prof. E, M. Briggs. The strike of the express company employees in Chicago has made it impossible for them to be secured. Efforts to secure the caps and gewns elsewhere have proven fruitless. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN K.U. 1916 K.U. Graduates! In this, the farewell issue of your paper, we want to congratulate you on the work of the past four years and thank you for your patronage. And after you you are gone, remember that the gates of Lawrence are always opened to you and that you are assured a hearty welcome in any of our places of business. Farewell and best wishes. Watkins National Bank University Book Store R. E. Protsch, Tailor Peoples State Bank Lawrence National Bank Theatre Varsity The Flower Shop Kennedy Plumbing Co. W. E. Moak Merchants National Bank Ed.W. Parsons, Jeweler Newmark's Strong Brothers Robert E. House Kaw Kash Klothing Ko. The Fair (J.H.Cohn) Reynolds Brothers Diamond Disc Hall Weaver's Johnson & Tuttle Peckham's Allen's Park Grocery Gustafson, the College Jeweler Ober's Bowersock Theater (G. W. Bays) Perkins Trust Co. Sol Marks, the Reliable Jeweler Evans Drug Store Skofstad R. B. Wagstaff Clark Cleans Clothes William Schulz, Tailor The Shop of the Town Lee's College Inn Wolf's Book Store W. A. Guenther Lawrence Studio Bell Bros. Music Co. LaCoss Grocery Rowlands College Book Store Burgert Student's Shoe Shop Hotel Eldridge Lawrence Hat Works and Shoe Shining Parlor Farmers State and Savings Bank Innes, Bullene & Hackman Squires' Studio Wiedemann's. Allie Carroll Winey & Underwood Ed.Anderson Mrs.S.F.Patterson Talmage D.Funk F.A.Owen & Son Oread Cafe Swede Wilson City Drug Store A.A.Bigelow Forney's Shoe Shop Dunmire's Otto Fischer Hess Drug Store Wilson's, the Popular Drug Store New York Cleaning Co. Citizens State Bank K.U. K.U. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN MONEY IN KANSAS CLAY Geologists Show Industrial Possibilities of Native Soil Clay, the ordinary yellow and gray clay that is so abundant in Kansas is worth millions of dollars, according to Prof. Erasmus Haworth of the department of Geology. In the University one department is doing much toward the wealth that Kansas is to realize the wealth that is stored up in the back yards. The clay laboratory is one of the least known of the important branches of the University that does service work for the citizens of Kansas, Massachusetts, and Haworth Hall, it is often not noticed at all by the ordinary passbyer. Yet here in the rear of Haworth Hall, an analyst is daily testing and burning various samples of clays from all sources to determine their fitness for pottery or brick. FIND RICH OPPORTUNITIES Few fields of natural resources in Kansas have been richer in opportunities for investigation and research than the clays. Since 1911, the year when the laboratory was erected, the diversity has been engaged in this work. An exhibit of some of the products that have been obtained from samples of Kansas clays is found in a case in the entrance to Haworth Hall. These products are largely brick of Kansas clay, but one exhibit of what can be obtained from other Kansas clays is found in the entrance to Dyche Museum. These samples of Kansas clay products consist of an assortment of pottery of different shapes and uses. These latter were made students in the School of Arts. KANSAS CLAY EQUAL TO ANY KANSAS CLAY EQUAL TO ANY The clays of several counties have been formed by the interaction of face brick and building brick of several kinds. There are some kinds of enameled brick made in other states that are worth fifty or sixty dollars a thousand for the manufacture of which clay is used that are the equal of those other states. Another example of the work that the clay laboratory is doing for the state is found in a test of some samples of clays that were sent in from Hoisington. The sample was dug up in the backyard of a railway man's cottage and it was found that it would make pottery that was exceptionally fine. The clays of Ottawa county have been found to be available for making tile and building brick. Also the clays that are found around the brick plant at Lawrence have been found to be of value in the manufacture of drain tile. MORE RESOURCES SCARCELY TOUCHED The samples of clays from the western and southwestern parts of the state. At present most of the brick and clay-products industry of Kansas is concentrated in the eastern half of the state, while the clay industries of Kansas in the western part of the state. The value of the clay products of the state for an average year is about two million dollars, and the resources of Kansas in the way of clays have scarcely been A course in design is given in the School of Fine Arts to those who wish to specialize in the artistic treatment of clays in the manufacture of pottery. At present there are several young women enrolled in the course. Their work is in the department of the art Hall. The laboratory is equipped with kihas, the necessary throw wheels and other equipment for carrying on the work. On the second floor of the laboratory are the offices of Paul V. Teetor, clay analyst in charge of the work, and the laboratory for chemical analysis of the samples sent in from over the state. PLAYGROUND CRAZE STRUCK BIRDVILLE Second Ward Installs Fountain. Secoped again! The Daily Kansan is ready to give up in despair, and is thinking seriously of discharging all of its eyeless, earless and noseless (as far as the nose for news goes) on his wounds. He is in that robin red breasts and jenny wrens are considered unusually inquisitive and progressive sorts of persons, and rather small at that, but this time! It took the piercing cliffs of the canyon and the days and the disturbing pounding of the woodpeckers to call the attention of that blind, and deaf individual known as a Kansan reporter. The fact as it was finally discovered was that another structure of cement for the express purpose of drawing and enticing winged creatures to its cool waters had been crested just west of Green Hall. The class of 1000 beetles in the building things up brown, and fearing for the congested quarters in the fountain east of Fraser, put up another, so that birds living in the west end of the campus need not go too far from home to take their morning plunge. Have you seen the question asked by Dean Kelly, Director of the Summer Session on page 57—Adv. HARVARD HAS TROUBLES KANSAS DOESN'T KNOW The Harvard Crimson vindicates student interest in the election of the overseers of the university by an editorial protesting against the "over-representation of the capitalists among the nominees," and appealing for the choice of men "as nearly representative of all classes as possible." Here is evidence that the great majority of whom are men are bounded with large corporations is disturbing even to undergraduate. So far as the students take an interest in the board, they like to feel that all the principal professions and callings for which they are training are represented; that each has its particular spokesman, the honor and delivery of being an overseer are not conferred almost exclusively on alumni who engage in business. They have a sense that the well rounded development of the university is likely to be better furthered by a well rounded board. This feeling the Crimson explicitly asserts, declaring that Harold Manser's college and that it is, "above all, cosmopolitan in character." This appeal ought to have some effect upon the election now only a few weeks away. K.N.G.UP TO STANDARD Federalization Will Mean No Change in Company M Says Capt. F.E. Jones "The reorganization of the militia under the Hay-Chambleainbail bill will not upset us any here in Kansas" said Capt. F. E. Jones this morning when asked about Secretary Baker's intention of reconstructing the National Guards, as soon as the bill is signed by President Wilson. Ranas has been ahead of the rank and file of the states for a number of years in keeping her militia up to standard." Captain Jones continued. "The physical standard has never been lowered." Company M passed the regular examination, so that none of them will be thrown on that score. “Practically the only effect locally will be to raise the pay of men according to regular schedule. Privates will receive $45 a year for drill and captains $500; others will receive payment according to rank. The captains personally responsible for all the government equipment used by the company. Payments will be made twice a year. Of course, if called into service the men will be paid by the day according to the service pay schedule. Pay for what is supposed to be one of what a man would get were in actual service.” "You hear people say," he said, "that every man will have to take the oath of allegiance to the president of the state. You must attend when he joins the state company." As far as the so-called "federalization of the state militia" is concerned that is already provided for, according to Captain Jones. The oath says in part, “ . . . I do solemnly swear that I will support, protect and defend the constitution and government of the United States . . . against all enemies, whether domestic or foreign; . . . and that ! observe and obey the orders of the president of the United States. . .” One of the best chemical libraries between the Mississippi River and the coast, the result in part of the work of Prof. F. B. Dalas, can be found on the third floor of the Chemistry building. The library has grown since 1911 from a small room containing 1855 volumes to a collection of 2,800 books "In fact, we have anticipated to a large extent the recent demands of the federal government, so that there will be little reconstructing to ca in Kansas. Now One of Largest in West— and Still Growing CHEM LIBRARY GROWS The appropriations for the current year are larger than those of any previous year, $700 having been expended in place of $300 or $400 in former years. The increase in the number of books and periodicals has occasioned frequent moving of the rooms; the usual room now it occupies Room 310, a large room on the third floor of the Chemistry Building. The department of chemistry was the first to have an independent departmental library. In 1900, it was situated in a small room in the north west corner of Medical Hall, above the present Kansan offices. There was but one book-case, holding a few volumes, the most important of which contained much of Chemistry. A careful collecting of standard works soon caused the library to be moved to more commodious quarters in the Chemistry Building. NEW NORTH COLLEGE? Send the Daily Kansas home to the fells. Fine Arts School Growing Too Fast for Present Quarters Beside giving students free access to all books, the library also sends out lists of the volumes and periodicals found in the library from out by mail to nearby institutions. The greatest growth made by any department of any of the state schools has been made this year by the University School of Fine Arts at Lawrence. When Dean H. L. Walker, then chairman of the school, the total enrollment for the year was 197. The enrollment for the year just closing shows a gain of over 26 per cent. Nearly all of this gain now being 249. Nearly all of this gain was made in the second semester of 2015 by students entered the Fine Arts courses. Dean Butler in speaking of this growth said, "The School of Fine Arts has always had a very fine faculty, and very strong and well-co-ordinated teachers. They are known throughout the state. During the winter just past I have been in Should we have a like growth next year, North College will be unable to accommodate the students who will come to us. Already we are crowded to the limit. I have no studio, and do nearly all of my own teaching at North College. We occupy one studio. Professor Skilton's classes in Theory and History, and Professor Downing's classes in Ear Training and Sight Singing can not be accommodated in the recital hall of North College. Judging from my correspondence this spring, we must take up the Summer School, and a still greater number for the opening of College next fall." 82 cities of Kansas giving concerts and addresses before the clubs and high schools of these cities. The result shows for itself. FOUR UNIVERSITY MEN GO TO MILITARY CAMPS tions of going some weeks ago. The conditions for attendance in the camps are much easier than they were during the war and are carried by the federal government. Life in the camps is said to be very attractive by men who have attended. The early rising, the hard work, the cold baths, and the mental stimulation of association and competition with other men arouses the "pep" of the men for the remainder of the year. The number of men that are planning to attend the summer military camps has not increased beyond the four who signified their inten- Speeder Near a Spill Harry Henderson, one of the champion motorcycle riders of the state and a member of the class of 16, was coming up Fourteenth street yesterday and proceeded just as he reached the top the back tire blew out and spun both him and the machine around several times before coming to a stop. As soon as the fact that he was not hurt was known the affair showed up and the crowd enjoyed a laugh at Henderson's impromptu flight. 44 CLASSES ARE COMING Professor Flint Looks for Big Reunion Commencement Work Week One of the big features of commencement week will be the reunion of alumni to be held Thursday, June 12, at the University of North Carolina and Prof. L. N. Flint, secretary of the alumnium committee, is figuring on having fourty-four classes represented. The reunions are held every three months; the program is arranged for each class. "The classes of '81, '86, '91, 1906, 1911, 1914 and 1915 have surprised us with their enthusiasm and reply that they will show 1916 the old time 'pep' when they show up to review old times," said Professor Flint. Send the Daily Kansan home. As is the custom each class will assemble, for a big feed the evening before. On your way home from school this spring stop off in Kansas City and spend a day in this big interesting store. See the beautiful ready-to-wear apparel for women on the Third Floor. Take a peep at the charming French Millinery Room, with its wonderfully correct chapeaus. Visit the tasteful French Gray Dressmaking Salon, where wonderful costumes are created from the world's finest fabrics. If you are interested in Interior Decorating a visit to the Home Furnishing Studio on the Fourth Floor will reveal a world of delight. On the Fourth Floor also are to be found reproductions of the world's famous potteries, grouped with rare art lamps and the most exquisite of Cloisonne and Royal Doulton. Just now the silk department on the Grand Avenue Floor is a riot of color—sports silks being much in evidence. In the next aisle summer goods drape clouds of snowy whiteness over the counters. Shop through the Walnut Street Store for Men where proper apparel for the man is a study carefully thought out. Browse among the Books on the Walnut Street Floor. You will see them temptingly arrayed in such a manner that you may find just what you want. Take home a box of our delicious candies. These are made fresh and packed fresh —"not how cheap, but each day good how and how pure." Lunch in the Tea Room where you will see your Kansas City friends. Here cookery is a fine art-a fact that has made our Tea Room famous all over the Middle West. Use the Reception Rooms at your will—telephone your friends or rest in the soothing quiet of these rooms. A day spent in this vast store will reveal to you the romance of merchandising. It will be a day long remembered by you. Emery,Bird,Thayer Company Kansas City, Mo. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas. EDITORIAL STAFF Miles W. Vaughn...Editor-in-Chief Lloyd Whiteside...News Editor BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS STAFF William Cady...Business Manager REPORTORIAL STAPE Donald Prindle Don Dallman Ralph Ellis Harry Morgan Harry Morgan Glen Turner Carrie Spillrow Charles Sweet Glenn Morgan Vincent Moore Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mat- ter for the office, lawwrongs. Kansas under the "un- authorized" laws. Address a1, communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas. Phone, Bell K, U. 25. Published. in. the afternoon. five thirty minutes. from the press of variety, from the news of the press. The Daily Kansan aims to picture a university of Kansas; to go further than merely printing deals the University holds; to play no favorites; to be clean; to be courageous; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; to enable the students of the University. WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON MAY Newspaper reports say that Henry Ford may return to Europe. Probably to sell enough jitneys to pay for the peace expedition. THE BOOK STORE. After several years of waiting, K. U. is to have one of the benefits from which other universities have profited—a co-operative book store. There is no question as to the feasibility of such a store. It is for the students and the faculty and they will be the ones to receive its benefits. The faculty will be the stockholders but the store is primarily for the students, as they are the largest purchasers of books. Students have paid large amounts for books in past years and although their money has gone to keep up good book stores, they have come to realize that they could as easily sell the books and receive their share of the profits. It is the same idea that has lead to the formation of other co-operative institutions and it is bound to prove successful. Next year the total purchases of students, of twenty-five cents and over, will form a basis for a per cent of the dividends, which they will receive, at the end of the year. Guarding one's speech is hard. Guarding one's thought, action, and written word is still harder. James W. Gerard, American ambassador to Berlin, is truly in a difficult position. A misstatement might act as the spark that would start an immense malignant flame. Since his appointment July 13, 1913, Mr. Gerard has not held an enviable position but at present his place is the extreme of hazardousness. Truly variety is the spice of life! A university woman's hat contains the following impediments: one bunch of plums, one bunch of strawberries, one peach, one bunch of currants, one more or less green apple, and one spray of cherries. LETTING IT SLIDE How easy it is to cuss that clock and take another cut. How easy it is to "kid" oneself into believing all will be well, and the present—well, that is built for pleasure. How easy it is to misjudge the inevitable march of time. Students come and students go, but few escape the tantalizing desire to permit their performance to be just a little less than their best and endeavor to quiet their slothful consciences that they are doing honest work. This influence, so common to the modern school, is a unique product of college life. It is a queer condition—this Ease in Zion attitude, and it causes us to do peculiar things in the name of Duty. Yet who can point to a single influence that has had a more profound effect upon his college career than this wait-till-tomorrow feeling? Students should be forming habits of life at the college age. But what do they form? Do they learn to appreciate the underlying flavor of work? Does Dad's honest cash bring in an honest reward? Or does the Plodding Son return to his native town with a sweet sense of superiority to the man in the blue jeans and a slothful mentorship to "hitting the ball." Not all of us learn the trick of letting it slide. But are you, Mr. Student, the common example or are you the shining exception? THE NARROW LIFE OF THE COLLEGE STUDENT Commenting upon the narrow life of the college student, David Lee Clark, of the faculty of the University of Maine, shows that the average student goes in for the things that are intensely of his college and prepares himself for intellectual development which has to do with the world in which he is preparing to live. While Prof. Clark is speaking of the eastern university it need not be pointed out that the same condition prevails, probably to a lesser degree, at the University of Kansas. His communication, which was printed in a recent issue of the New York Times for the fourth edition and deserves the attention of every student in the University. It follows; "I came out of school," writes Randolph S. Bourne in The New Republic of Feb. 27, 1915, "with no connected sense of my country's history or that of any other, and no sense of the world in which I had been living and had to live. I had learned to read and write and spell. I had learned to read and write, eliminating the classics, and had a distant relationship with the Old World. On political fact, personalities, foreign wars, around me—no school subject had thrown any light. My real education, as I look back on it, consisted in my own effort to make some sort of order out of the chaos of events in our home. That this effort had to be made outside the school seems to me now a sad waste of energy on the school's part." It seems to me that with slight modifications this may be said of our colleges as well. Here, indeed, is a problem for the college to reckon with. Something must be done in order to make such a change made to meet this deficiency in our college training. Perhaps the most important step toward a solution is the recognition of its existence on the part of both Faculty and student. The coursework required is limited to any section of the country or to any kind of college. Just how young college men—who perhaps more than any other class of young Americans have the greatest opportunities for knowing these things—can hold themselves so aloof from the big, living world, compartmentalized apart and stand especially when we realize that we are living in the most tremendous age of the world's history. I wish it to be known that I am referring to the average undergraduate, and not to those hundreds and thousands of wide-awake, ambitious students who are destined to become college men, in terms of activity. I refer to the great mass of college men who not only have very little knowledge of their country's history and the political and social movements of the present day, but are actually indifferent to such knowledge. Time and again we know that college men can be the college man for his negligence in this respect, for they contend that education divorced from the activities of the world, the realities of life, is a very narrow education. places the college on the defensive. During the last three or four years I have given general information tests to my students, including freshmen, sophomores, juniors and seniors, to acclimatize to what extent the average graduate is intelligent reader of daily papers, weedles, and monthly magazines, and if possible, to create an interest in current events. The general information tests appearing annually in The Independent are excellent for this purpose. The test of 100 questions in that week of March 8, 1915, I gave to my students, with the student answers 30 per cent. The general average was below 12 per cent. This sort of attitude undoubted, places the college on the defensive But the difficult question is, How can we relate college to national interests? At least some progress has been made by forming discussion leagues. These leagues are voluntary as to membership and attendance; the discussions are led by a member of the Faculty, and all important event events in history, science, and literature are held at these students. The chief objection to this plan lies in the fact that those who least need such instruction are the ones who attend. Perhaps the most successful plan yet tried is the use of standard periodicals, such as The Atlantic Monthly, The Nation, The Independent, and The New Republic, in connection with courses in English literature, politics, history, etc. But there can be no complete satisfactory solution of this problem so long as the chief interest of the student is in the athletic and the social rather than the intellectual, side of the college. THE WHISPER OF THE SANDS Ry. Clinton Seallard. POETS CORNER Night, and the golden glory of the moon the undulant sweep of And borne ome dusky dale and shimmering dune shimmering dune sands! Faint as the faintest ripple on the shore Of Nile that holds its enigmatic Of Nile that holds its enigmatic mell: Faint as the dawn-wind where tall palm-trees song, Or murmur in a shell! Faint and inscutable, freighted with the breath of your soul that have long, long Of ages that have long, long leased to be; Weighted with mysteries of birth and death. "The three demons!" And so I linger till the night grows old And the rose-blossom of the morn expands. And hear those ceaseless marvels manifold ___ The whisper of the sands! WANT ADS. STUDENTS - Please bring in your passbooks for balancing. Do not leave them until the last day and have them balanced while on wait Watkins National Bank. FURNISHED ROOM for ladies during summer session. Also board for ladies and gentlemen at 1245 La. Adjoining university campus. No hills to climb. 1243W B. Home. BOWERSOCK TODA ONLY MAUDE FEALY in "BONDWOMEN" And MARY PAGE THURSDAY ONLY EDMUND BREESE In METRO FIVE REEL FEATURE And "MUSTY SUFFER" FRIDAY (Matinee Only) SATURDAY (Afternoon and Night) MATINEE DAILY AT 3 O'CLOCK "SWEET KITTY BELLIARS" MAE MURRY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ACTRESS IN THE WORLD IN SILK COLLAR HAZLETON A BARKER CO BRAND 25¢ 25¢ MANUFACTURERS: WILLIAM BARKER CO., TROY, N.Y. Barker Silk Collars 25c SILK COLLAR PARIS 25¢ HARKER CO BRAND 25¢ MANUFACTURERS: WILLIAM BARKER CO., TROY, N.Y. only at Peckham's SILK COLLAR VICTOR No.1 VICTOR NO. 1 25¢ BARKERCO BRAND 25¢ MANUFACTURES: WILLIAM BARKER CO., TROY, N.Y. Also These Shapes in Pique 2 for 25c SILK COLLAR SAGAMORE BARKERCO BRAND 25¢ 25¢ MANUFACTURERS: WILLIAM BARKER CO., TROY, N.Y. THE ANSWER: What is the dollars and cents value of attending a Summer Session at the University of Kansas? PROOF: The University Summer Session is worth more than a job paying you $1,000 for the summer. The average man who has graduated from college earns more than $4,000 a year when he is forty-five years old. (See the recently published Kansas Engineer and the Literary Digest for Feb. 3,1912.) The man who spends three years in college instead of four, has one more year in life in which to earn this annual income of $4,000. In other words, if it takes a college graduate twenty years to reach his maximum earning capacity, then the one graduating at the age of twenty-three will reach it at forty-three while the man who saved a year of college time and graduated at twenty-two will reach it at forty-two. Thus the man who attended summer sessions will have earned exactly as much by the time he is forty-two as the other man will have earned by the time he is forty-three. If both men retire at sixty, the summer session man will have had eighteen years of maximum annual income, while the other man will have had but seventeen years of maximum income, a difference of $4,000 between the two men. Thus the value of a year of time during college age should be figured on the basis of what the man will earn in a year when at his maximum earning power. A year saved, then is worth $4,000 to the average college man. If a year saved is worth $4,000, then a summer saved is worth one-third of $4,000 or $1,333. Making reasonable deductions for interest on money earned during vacations, it is conservative to state that a man who must earn less than $1,000 a summer uses bad business if he works for wages instead of continuing his education. Tradition and not sound judgment is mainly responsible for our customs of attending college but three quarters of the year. What do you think about it? DIRECTOR OF SUMMER SESSION. 119 Fraser. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN A WEEK OF ATHLETICS Tennis, Track and Baseball All Have a Part in Closing Days' Activities The Kansas Aggies are playing K. U. on Mcook Field in the first game of the final series in the Valley conference. The conference title is at stake, and Kansas will have to win it. The team has an order to keep Missouri from winning the championship. Should Kansas win the two games this week the season my be prolonged a week. A deciding basketball series was played by Kansas with Nebraska in 1913 but not in 2015. The ball. The team is anxious to clinch the Valley title and is willing to stay over for a week for the opportunity. The trip to Des Moines last week gave McCarty a bunch of cripples to work with for the Aggie games. George Smee was hit in the side while sliding into second base in the second Ames game and was unable to finish. Connie Poierier, the third Kansas pitcher, is out for the remainder of the season. He was pitching a fine game against Highland Park College in Des Moines Saturday afternoon when a “hot one” hit his pitching hand, splitting it to the pitcher and Red Craig to the kickoff. The ish the season for the Kansas team. He will be on the mound this afternoon and hopes to win the first game without much effort in order to repeat in tomorrow's game also. Last year he won two straight games and he will get his chance to “back” again this week. K. U, IS IN THE RING Five track men will leave Lawrence tomorrow night to represent Kansas in the Western Conference meet at Chicago, Saturday afternoon. The men who will take the trip are: Captain Reber, Rodkey, Sproull, Treweeke, and Grutzmacher. The Western Conference meet is the biggest intercollegiate travel game in history, and selection of the five men for the trip was made after the Missouri Valley Conference meet in Columbia Saturday. Captain Reber has broken both K. U. records in the weight events, and he should be able to take a second to Arlie Mucks, the star weight heavier of the country. Fred Rodkey will be able to run in spite of an injury which he received in his race Saturday. Trewehoven has given his strained leg a rest for a couple of weeks already. He leaped over the bar at the 5 feet 9 inch mark yesterday with no apparent strain on the bruised muscles. Sproull will have a chance to trot along after one of the men in the country when he enters the mile run with Mason of Illinois. THEATRE VARSITY Program for Remainder of Week With Teachoner and Cowill playing in excellent form, Kansas won the Missouri Valley Tennis Championship at Des Moines last week. Teachoner won the singles by defeating, in succession, Ellis of Nebraska, Loomis of Missouri, and Williams of Missouri. Cowill was defeated in the second round by Loomis of Nebraska. The Kansas outplayed the Missouri and Drake teams with ease, but met defeat by the strong Nebraskans. The match went to the limit, five sets. The score was 3-6, 6-3, 8-6, 0-6, 3-1. WINS RACKET CHAMPIONSHIP Program for Remainder of Week Tonight Only Tonight Only DE WOLF HOPPER with FAY TINCHNER in "SUNSHINE DAD" Thursday Only—Double Bill BIG MUTUAL FEATURE CHARLIE CHAPLIN in "THE FLOOR WALKER" First release under the new $670,000 contract Also a Five-Reel Subject, "The Five Alls of Flo" Featuring Florence LaBadie and an All-Star Cast Friday Only LILLIAN GISH IN "SOLD FOR MARRIAGE" Saturday—Double Bill ANITA STEWART IN A VITAGRAPH BLUE RIBBON FEATURE “THE SUSPECT” ALSO A TWO-REEL KEYSTONE COMEDY DON'T FORGET that— The Oread Cafe will be open for Summer School Buy a COUPON BOOK and enjoy your meals with the largest family of students on the hill. E. C. BRICKEN Good Bye and Good Luck— We have certainly appreciated your patronage for the past nine months. We wish to thank you for the best business we have ever enjoyed. What is More Important We wish you a pleasant summer. Part of the Life of Lawrence will be gone. Come back again next fall and help stir the old Weaver's Good Luck and Gangs o' "Pep" for next fall. Such are the wishes of the Strachan Store for the students of the University. While you are out having a good summer vacation or working in the harvest fields we will be here refitting your boarding house, rooming house, or frat house for next year. Everything will be bright and clean when you come back in the fall, and that taste of freshness will be added by the Strachan store where the best in furniture and rugs may be found at all times. It is the store where quality merchandise and service go hand in hand with reasonable price. Again we wish every student and faculty member a pleasant vacation. If We Haven't It We'll Get It. C.S. Strachan FURNITURE 808-810 Mass. St. Acquaint Us With Your Needs. Good Bye and Thank You And your Mail Orders will have our best attention.— Parcel prepaid. JOHNSON & CARL The Young Men's Store LEE'S COLLEGE INN will be open for the Summer Session. Get a combination ticket, eat your regular meals here and enjoy the many conveniences of our location—in the heart of the student district. SENIORS: The folks will be coming in soon. Assure them a pleasant visit by arranging for their meals at the place where K. U. students have eaten for eleven years. "Where Discriminating People Dine" Bulletin No. 2 Why We Are Opposing A Government Armor Plant To the People: Some people say that the very fact that the Bethlehem Steel Company is so aggressively fighting the proposal to build a Government armor plant is conclusive proof that the Company is seeking to assure for itself the "vast profits" derived from private manufacture. The fact is that armor making is the least profitable feature of steel manufacture. * * The reason we oppose a Government plant is very simple. It is this: Even though there is but little profit in the making of armor, we have invested over $7,000,000 in our armor plant; That plant is useless for any other purpose; if a Government plant is built the usefulness of our plant is destroyed. It would be good business for us to make armor for the Government at any price over and above the actual shop cost, RATHER THAN SACRIFICE OUR ENTIRE INVESTMENT. To do that, we are prepared to agree for any period to any terms of manufacture which the Federal Trade Commission shall say absolutely protects the Government of the United States. We do not seek to save big profits; our purpose is very frankly to save our armor plant—itself built solely for the use of the Government—from going to the scrap heap. Bethlehem Steel Company CHAS. M. SCHWAB; Chairman EUGENB G. GRACE, President Vacation Summer Santa Fe Tours Plan Your Now Summer Trip Now Don't wait until the hot weather forces you to select some resort in a hurry. Reduced Rates To hundreds of resorts in the West, East and North. CALIFORNIA in summer is delightful—Cool always, and by the sea and near the mountains. COLORADO—It is not necessary here to praise the many beautiful features of a sojourn in Colorado as that state's reputation as a Tourist's resort is fully established. TO THE GREAT LAKES COUNTRY and the EAST we have sixty day and all summer greatly reduced rates. Ask us as it is a pleasure to answer questions. Phone and say what locality you are interested in and we will mail full descriptive literature and help in any way we can in planning your trip. W. W. Burnett Phone 32 Agent BIG VACATION MONEY! All students and teachers, men and women, who wish profitable and congenial employment for this summer, should write at once to The University Faculties Ass'n', 134 W. 29th Street, New York City. Watkins National Bank Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100.00 The Student Day Capital $100,000 Surplus and Profits $100,000 The Student Depository PROTSCH The College Tailor Conklin Fountain Pens Conklin Fountain Pens Non-Leakable and Self-Filling Sold in Lawrence at F. B. McColloth's Drug Store 847 Mass, St. University Women We do ladies tailoring and dressmaking at very reasonable prices. Competent assistants. MRS. M. A. MORGAN 1321 Tenn. Phone B 1116 W THESIS BINDING Engraved and Printed Cards A. G. ALRICH Typewriter Paper 744 Mass. St. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN SENIORS TO GET JOBS More Have Secured Positions This Year Than Ever Before in K. U. History LIST NOT YET COMPLETE Instructors for High Schools Will be Considered This Week Teaching positions have been secured by Prof. H. W. Johnson for about 100 seniors. A few of the applications have not yet been conceived, all of which meet this week and elect teachers for next year. Professor Johnson said this morning that a larger number of graduates had secured positions at this institution, which provides prizes for previous years. Besides the positions secured for the seniors, this bureau of information found promotions for many teachers over the state as well as schools for those undergraduates. the following is a partial list of schools where they have already secured scholarships. E. W. Learer, Holton; Mr. Lacy, Osborne; Mamie Higgs, Idaho; Avery Olney, Leavenworth; Ethel Ulrich, Belle Plaine; Virgil Winslow; Bosse Huff, Greenleaf; Catherine McCreath, Arkansas City; Wm. Dodds, Arkansas City, Angeline Figley, Arkansas City; Coslie Jones, Clay Center; Mr. Hamly, Clay Center; Clara Gene Dainst, Paint; Clara Gene Dainst, Chase; Leavenworth; Naomi Nelson; McPherson; Anna Baker, Anthony; Charles Stiller, Minneapolis; Sellers, Lawrence; C. C. Fairchild, Valley Falls; Bertha Sallee, Hutchinson; Jaloe Rose, Greenleaf; Marcia Redmond, Anders, Eskridge; Karl Noll, Ransom; Margaret Lorimer, Preston. Ethel Keeler, Reading; Dorothy Keeler, Reading; Raymer McQuiston, Fairview; Dyche Dyche, Stafford; Ella Hawkins, Atchison; Allen Sterling, Atchison; Florence Shidenberry; Grace Curd, LaVernie, Okla; Edwin Wuthnow, Green; Willard VanSlyck, Pratt; Mary Jarvis, Pratt; G. P. Bunn, Potter; Allen Breakie, Pawnee Rock; B. D. Reazin, Hoisington; Edward Kroesch, Hoshington; Mr. Herron, Onaga; Fred Poss, Pawnee Rock; B. D. Reazin, Rarkin, Hutinhoch; James Ramsey, Lawrence; Edith Piotrowski, Lawrence; Beulah Wingfield, Lake City; Minn; William Woolsey, Leoli; Wransom, Valley Center; Helen Jenks, College; Ruth Hunt, Great Read; Alma; J. B. Fridley, Heyburn, Idaho; D. C. Steele, ElDorado; Mary Russell, Cheney; Norman Jameson, Eskridge; Wm. C. Moran, Wameco; Rachel Bell, Tulsa, Oka; J. D. Elliott, Carbondale; Linda Falls; Gee K冈aid, Quinter; Emma Kohman, Hutchinson. Ruth Pearis, Lawrence 1-3 time; O. H. Burns, Univ. of Kansas; Evelyn man, Kingman; Asa Trewbleb, Ford; Alma Frienimuth, Republic; Mary Bordenkircher, Almena, Vela Shelly, El Dorado; Mr. Cooper, La Pygne, Los Sigos, Belle Ballerina Smith, Pleasantion; Agnes Crawford, Hoisington; Elfrieda Draper, Wakefield; Lee Fitzsimmons, Moundridge; Eleanor Lawn, Lawrence; Ida O'Brien, Arizona; Miriam Kingsham, Kingles. Graft wheat onto sugar cane. Then graft the strawberry onto milkweed. Cross the two resulting plants and harvest the fruit. You will have strawberry shortcake. Then cross the strawberry into a lawn you are ready for a lawn social, with plenty of music and no expense for electric lights. J. C. McCanes, director, gave 38 members of the first band a banquet at Bricken's last night in return for their faithful services during the year. Mack gives the boys such a memorable after each concert every semester. Mrs. George S. Jennings of Winfield and Mrs. Philip L. Murphy of Topeka will be the guests of their daughters Lenora Jennings and Bess Murphy during commencement week at the Alpha Chi Omega house. The Seniors-to-be at the University of Illinois have ordered their senior hats for next year. They are to be worn in white, a tribute to the Fibonian band, the colors of the class. The Sphinx, honorary freshman society, gave its farewell dance at Woodland Park, Friday night. Dinner was served at 7 o'clock. The chapens were Senior Teacher and Mrs. Davis, Professor and Mrs. Hookes, and Mr. L. Lorenz. Maude Speck, '19 College, went to Mauce City Friday to visit her birthday. Does the savings bank investment force you to increase your deposit balance? L. P.S. Beechly Not having classes on Friday or exams on Monday, Terrell Whitehurst, went to her home in Kansas City to remain until the next Tuesday. Thursday morning when "PE", the intellectual pup, made his appearance in the window. "PE" remained during the entire hour to enjoy the readings. Prof. Howard Hill's class in Oral Interpretation had an unusual visitor The University chair at the Method- al church will hold a picnic in Woodland. Dr. J. S. Naismith will leave sometime for week in New York where he will meet with members of the Intercollegiate Basketball Rules Committee Mrs. J. C. Charles, of Stafford spent Saturday and Sunday with her daughter. is a reconstructed Ford, painted, as one of the students described it, pinkish, reddish, lavender. New cars have become so common that they occupy most of the attention that they occupy in latest arrivals. on June 2 and 3. Ray Crayt of Princeton, Ralph Morgen of Pennsylvania, andw Oswald Tower of Andover are the other members of the committee. Gertrude Speck, of Kansas City, is visiting at the Pi Phi house. Miss Spek was enrolled in the University last year. THE JORES STORE CO Your Round Trip Railroad Fare Paid to Kansas City on the basis of 5% of Your Purchase. THE JONES STORE CO. Annual Profit-Sharing Sale Commences on Monday, June 5th The Jones Store Co's Profit-Sharing Sale has become an institution of the store. It is looked forward to, from year to year, as one of the greatest money saving events of the year. It's the greatest sale of the greatest store of the Southwest. Look in next Sunday's Kansas City papers for more bargain news. This page had to be written so far in advance that only early news of the sale can be given in it. Hundreds of other Profit-Sharing items will be found in next Sunday's Kansas City papers. This sale is for the their patronage duri divide our profits, by the sale will sn History prove wonderful Chris That's v. But, if you they will be filler Come to Kansas City at Our Expense $1 Long Cloth 69c. We will refund 5 per cent of all you spend in this Profit-Sharing Sale, up to the amount of your railroad fare to Kansas City and back home. Come and bring the family at our expense. COFFEE BEANS 500 holes only to sell at this price! finished bleached long top. Cloth 36" and 42" from the waist down. women's and children's underwear; 10-yard扎裤, worth $1.00. 69c History proves that this sale even surpasses our wonderful Christmas time sales. It is of vital importance. This sale is for the purpose of repaying our loyal customers for their patronage during the past year. Through this sale we aim to divide our profits, by reducing prices so low that everyone who attends the sale will share in our profits. This sa their patrons, divide our profits, o, the sale win's History prove, wonderful Christm. THE LONDON HARBOR sale That's why But, if you car they will be filled a which W this sale even surpasses our s time sales. It is of vital importance to you to come, for you will be happy to see selecting the merchandise; we need from our 72 departments and saving enormous sums of money out buy. Remember the sale starts Monday, June 6th. Come! Mail Order Notice sale rather than to send in man tour- But, if why can't you pay our round trip railroad fare, they will be filled up and send in your mail-orderers and they will be filled to the best of our ability on the day the sale , which is Monday, June 5th. 5,000 Yds. $1 to $1.50 Silks 65c Yd. We took all the Silk a Chicago Jobber had to sacrifice in preparation of his annual inventory for this Profit-Sharing Sale. Silks suitable for Dresses, Waists, Skirts, and other outfits. 98c Silk Pongee 69c. All Ski-Imperial Silk; the All Seasons summer dresses and coat; tan suits and ski jackets only. 33 inches wide; worth Pro-Short-Saving Sale, $69 lacasses and Taffetas; 24-inch fancy Satina, Taffeta, Foulard, Sheenhard Checks, and Strips; a wide range of fabrics; and Taffetas. Today these Silks are being sold at $1.01, $1.25 and $1.50; choose in our Profit- line! Pickford Taffeta 98c. All Silk- Black only; as beautiful and brilliant as the Movie Star for whom it is named; worth shopping at Raspberry's Sale. vend. 98c 25c Costume Crepes, Yard 9c 6,000 yards of genuine Windsor Dustree Crepes at 9a a yard—worth 25c! White and colorful grounds of floral and other pattern) other stores get 25c for these in Soho. $14.99 The New Sensation! *The Crane of the Heart.* We've just received a big shipment of these new Sport Strips *Suit n* all the new stries on both white and colored grounds; prices range from 25c to 73c a yard. Sport-Stripe Suitings 38-inch Stripe-Strip Sailing; colored grounds with contrasting straps, specially priced, 59c Storm Serge, Td. 79c. 80-inch black, navy, brown, tan gray medium weight suitable for airplane, snowmobile, worth $36; sale yel. sale, YL. Storm Serge, Yd. 79c. 50-inch Sicilian; ideal for auto coats; medium weight; black, navy and gray; worth 75c; sale 95c price, vd. Womens Sport Skirts$2.98 Washable Corduroys Worth Fully $4.00 KINDLY BE MERRY Beautifully fashioned Skirts with all the flare and flash that the fashionable woman of today desires in her outing skirt. Trimly tailored with belts and pockets; white only, worth fully $4.00; **$2.98** $9.75 Taffeta Skirts $5.98 $1 & $1.50 Value 79c. $7.50 Wash Dresses $5.98 SHIRELLE black, white, plush colors and crowned hair $10.00 and new $1.00 and $1.00 *Proshtion Shirelle* price, pau- The newest flare style skirts = plaited, plaired, full sleeves, velvet straps, lovely pockets and belts. Skirts made of soft lace, satin, elastic, favorite stripes and white and blue and blue stripes for blazing; worth up to $7.25; choice in this sale $9.98. X Women's Lite Hose; black and white; regular 25 values; special, pair 19 or 3 pairs 50c. Girls' $1.25 Dresses 79c Organicle, Voile and a Lawn Dresses in the new- styles and popular color combinations; new full dress; custom made so sheer; dainty trimmed; 75.0 values for $5.98 Women's Union Suits. Neat pip Dresses of fine percale and gingham trimmed with plain colors; French hefled styles; for girls 6 to 14 years old; $1 to $12.59 values 79c. $1.00 high school. high school, cool strong quality; all aisle stores $9.99 $69. Women's Pantsy Vests; 50 values 100 TABLE The great expanse of floor space covering both Main and Walnut street buildings is thrown into one and given up exclusively to home needs, makes this one of the feature spots of the store. Solid Oak Buffet with quarter- sawn oak seat, bevel plate mirror; golden plate mirror; $14.75; $21; this Profit-Sharing Bargains for Homes ROCKING CHAIR M Pedestal Dining Room Table easily gratuitely grazed quarters- mats and carpets. Crafts design; $4-inch plank top); Kitchen cabinet; $15.90; $43.90 value; $25.50 Vernis Martin Steel Beads; 3-inch continuous posts; head 45 inches ten inch; ten inches; crowned ball bble; ball; crowned ball paintbaked on regular $10.50 $8.75 The best printed holloweum; 12 feet wide; the hard and wood effects in light and dark shades; regularly 90c; square yard, 57c. Standard 9x12 feet; made of heavy twisted grass in greens, browns and reeds; lays flat on floor; regularly $10; this sale goes $7.09 90c Linoleums 57c BIRMINGHAM comfortable Porch selected image;napkin selected seat;seat well braced;wall braced;Profit-Sharing Profit-Sharing 50c Slop Jars 39c — Made of heavy stoneware with bail and cover; each. 39c $10 Crex Rugs $7.98 $17.50 5c Tumblers 3c -Of clear Colonial glass; 60z doz value; 30c 17c Pillow Cases 10c $2.25 $2.00 Water Solar e glasses and e glasses to match; star or floral; $1.25 Bleached ready-made Pillow Case; size 12 inches; made of heavy Peelable sheeting; regularly cleaned. $25.50 Huck Towers, Doz. 89c Hemmed bleached刀塔 Towers to Doz. $1.20; this sale, dozen. 89c. 400 Grammaree 198 c 400 Kettle 197 c Preserving Rice Cooker Rice Cooker Pasta Cooker Belle, Italy 19c $25.00 Suits On Sale at... Seamless. ready-mud bleached Sheets 8,1x90 inches serv- ice 75 grade. to 1,200 last, each 88c. 1836-36 inch Axminster and Brussels Rugs in beautiful green, brown and tan oriental and floral designs; regularly 98c; Profit-Sharing Sale price 69c. Men! 75c Sheets for 58c Boys' $7.50 Suits $4.95 Garden Hoees 19e 6-inch strong steel blades; good ham- catch. 19c each. Dresser Scarfs 64c Huck Towels, Doz. 89c Regular $1,000 Dresser Scarft work in garment designs and color intimacy top, muffle, banket 64c 98c Rugs for 69c each...19c Panamas $3.45. $4 Curtains $2.98 --- Garden Rakes 29c— 12 malleable iron teeth; smooth handle each. 29c 40 Scotch Net Curtains in madras weave; white and white wallpaper; faced panels; figured centers; scroll and conventional borders; scroll-paper wallpapers $2.98 Murquette and Vole Curtains, worth $1.50, in white and white wallpaper. Poultry Wire %c sq. it. by the roll; 6 feet less than the 16 feet; sq. it... Just the Suits you MEN and YOUNG MEN would pick, if you had the world for a market place as we have had. We picked them because they are good gift for High Suits, hand-knives, knifes, shears and to wear ourselves. All wool, of course; all styles, sizes, and patterns; easily folded and stored at $1750. I $16.90 Retirer- age on capcity; golden oak capacity; golden oak lined; trumpet $13.95 trumpet $8.95 mortized; varnish varnish full, finish $98c New clothes - new pattern; Norfolk cost: two new clothes + 15.95; Norfolk cost: tipped; tipped: 6 to 18, $7.50. $4.95 mens' gentleman, Pan- man in shape, manly, lovely shapes, twenty two inches, from wear, a Panamanian fashion, from wear, a Panamanian more than a very old friend, more than a very old friend, 'recital sharing price. Men's Silk Filter and Lisele toeker; colons re-en- tructed; velcro patches eat valves you ever heard along; 3 packs of 50c $3.45 Men's Suspenders -- strong rew from the factory; strong and durable. marked 50c right on em' on this sale, 25c Men's Wash Neckties- beautiful styles; rich aids; shapes; shapes; shapes; everywhere in this sale 25c Women's $3.00 to $3.50 Pumps at $1.29 a pair; Cool and comfortable; high grade patent Pumps with neat gray or champagne cloth tops; or all satin; solid leather in every part; all good value; and good quality for Profit-Sharing Sale Price, choice. Choice of dall call or patient Clof Shoes; conforms mainly to heel height; sizes full of long wear; size 1 to 5% at $1.98; size $1.75 Boys' Good Shoes. Women's $3.50 Pumps $1.29 Mary Jane Slippers. Mule Skin Shoes are the most comfortable and longest wearing Shoes; grey or tan; outing pattern; solid leather $1.59* Men's Mule Skin Shoes. Low beds and strap style, parent or white canvas; solider leather, size, child & 8 to 14 years. just think $11 Choose neat, DRUGS Profit-Sharing Sa & Specials 75c Pincade Lilac. Vegetal $36. 75c Sandal Tooth Paste or Powder 12c 15c Massatta Talcum Powde 11c. 35c Ellisian Face Cream 12c 35c Ellisian Face Cream 12c 50c Hair Brushes; solid backs real bristles; 25c real bristles; 25c. 25c Tooth Brushes; real bristles; choice 10c. 25c Mentholatum. 16c. $1.00 Finkham's Compound. 63c $1.00 Finkham's Compound 63c $1.00 Wine of Cardui 63c. $1.50 Hot Water Bottle; 2-qt. 492. 50c Rubber Sheets; 18x22 in. 25c Peroxide Vanishing Cream 10c. THE JONES STORE@ Kansas City's Profit-Sharing Store 5c Wall Paper 21/2c Roll match at the same price; easily worth 3%; Profit-Sharing Sale price; per single A most wonderful value considering the raising prices of the wine. The white wine has a coloration colored ink or yellow, on a gray ground; will not turn Barn Paint 69c a Gallon. Main, Walnut and Twelfth Streets Acomp Arma Paint; wear like iron on roofs, barns and fences; it is a preferable quality; our own guaranteed brand; red only; regularity 8c; Profit-Sharing price. **69c** Correspondence Paper or Cards Rev 19c Very light yet strong and dura- ble grass matting over strong frame; good lock and side catchers with large $125 value; $89c 24-inch Suit Case 89c MILD WATER Fine quality Note Paper or Correspondence Cards trumped in assorted new border. 19c effects; 35c values; box...19c Pearl Buttons 2 $ \frac{1}{2} $c. earr Buttons 2½c Gentle fresh and salt water biodebil. plain and large; sizes biodebil. plain and large; sizes 10c; carc. 2½c Anchor Cotton Thread; good quality; all sizes; all weights; all sizes; all weights; Large Tape; stripe and weave; Long Tape; stripe and weave; good quality and weave; and blue; 10-yard bolts; extra length; box. 7c UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Goodbye and Thank You Before you leave us for the summer. K.U.students, we want to thank you for the business of the past nine months. We will be here in the fall, waiting and ready to serve you courteously and promptly. We'll not be very busy during the next three months and will think of you often. See you—September. Goodbye— Watkins National Bank Gustafson, the College Jeweler Farmers State and Savings Bank University Book Store Ober's Innes. Bullene & Hackman R. E. Protsch, Tailor Bowersock Theater (G.W.Bays) Squires' Studio Peoples State Bank Citizens State Bank Wiedemann's. Lawrence National Bank Sol Marks, the Reliable Jeweler Allie Carroll Theatre Varsity Otto Fischer Peckham's Oread Cafe Rowlands College Book Store Wilson's, the Popular Drug Store The Shop of the Town Diamond Disc Hall Hotel Eldridge Newmark's Dunmire's Weaver's Lee's College Inn LaCoss Grocery Burgert Student's Shoe Shop Allen's Park Grocery A. A. Bigelow Reynolds Brothers Strong Brothers Forney's Shoe Shop Bell Bros. Music Co. Wolf's Book Store William Schulz. Tailor The Fair (J. H. Cohn) Swede Wilson Robert E. House Lawrence Studio Swede Wilson Robert F. H Lawrence Studio W. A. Guenther. Ed.W.Persons Jeweler Johnson & Tuttle Ed. W. Parsons, Jeweler City Drug Store Clark Cleans Clothes Hess Drug Store W. E. Mook Kaw Kash Klothing Ko. New York Cleaning Co. Merchants National Bank F.A.Owen & Son Kennedy Plumbing Co. Talmage D. Funk Mrs. S. F. Patterson R. B. Wagstaff Ed. Anderson Lawrence Hat Works and Shoe Shining Parlor Skofstad Winey & Underwood The Flower Shop Evans Drug Store Perkins Trust Co. --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN SERVICE IS EXTENSIVE University Health is Protected by Hospital and Corps of Competent Physicians TWO DOLLAR FEE IS LOW Sundwall Points Out That Other Universities are Higher The activities of the University of Kansas Health Service have been organized into three groups and a diagram showing the different phases of the work being done. The general activities include instruction, sanitation, and supervision. Since the purpose of the department is to safeguard the health of the students, and the committee is agreed that to prevent body disorders is easier than to cure them, the students are instructed in hygiene and nutrition instruction are used to disseminate knowledge relative to health. Attendance at one semester of hygiene lectures is now required of all students. WATCH LAWRENCE WATER Under the head of inspection comes the work of examining all drinking water, and of the hygienic regulation of boarding and rooming houses and th ecampus buildings. Both of these activities are carried on in connection with the State Board of Health. Supervision consists of the personal examination of all students and the giving of medical advice. The Isolation Hospital, the Students' Hospital, the Emergency Department, the Stium are at the service of all students. The members of the University Health Service, who are: Doctors Sundwall, Crumbine, Goetz, Matthews, Naismith and Professor Haskins, may be consulted during their respective off-hours in hospitals and dispensary are under the supervision of competent nurses. CO-OPERATE WITH PHYSICIANS Under supervision comes the work of the department in co-operating with local physicians. Physicians other than those provided by the Unit of Faith Service have access to all facilities of the hospital and dispensary. If the patient admits any preference as to physicians every effort is made to secure the one he prefers. The doctor should have the versatility Health Service do not accept fees. They are paid by the state and serve on the committee for the supervision of the health of the student physician in the purpose of practising medicine for fees. The physical defects discovered by the committee are brought to the no- I Desire to Thank You, Students and Faculty, of the University, for your most generous patronage during this school year. I assure you I appreciate the friends I have at K.U. to the fullest extent. The latch string of welcome at this old store will be out next fall just as it has been for 40 years in the past. With best wishes for an enjoyable summer. UNIVERSITY HEALTH SERVICE I EDUCATIONAL II SANITATION AND HYGINEE INSPECTION III PRACTICAL SURVIVION, EXAMINATIONS, AND ADVICE TREATMENT LOCAL PPSULINING CLASS OF PEER REFERENCE HOSPITAL EXHIBITION CAPTIVE & ROOMED HOLLOW STATE BAND OF HEALTH, STATE NOTE CONTROLER ROOING, AND NORMAL HOUSE STUDENT, HOSPITAL AND CORPORATION AXDULLY, DISPENSARY ISolation HOSPITAL Service Work at a Glance. ALLIE CARROLL tice of the students and they are re- referred to competent physicians. Sundwall, "in an article in the Journal of the Kansas Medical Society," the initiation of a $2,000 health fee for residents of Kansas as part of the Health Service associated with "Numerable criticisms have been directed toward our project," says Dr. VINTAGE CINEMAS & MOVIES The Innes Store wishes to thank the students, the faculty and the employees of the University for the liberal patronage it has received during the past school year. Pleasant vacation to you and remember we are here to serve you—wherever you may be. Drinks Bulline Nackman the hospital and dispensary, and the treatment of students have aroused more unfavorable criticism than the other more important phase of medical education; measures for the enforcement of health regulations a fee is indispensable. When compared with the fee paid by students at many similar institutions the $2.00 fee. . . is small. The average cost of the Harvard, Stanford, Iowa, and Michigan, $4.00; Texas $5.00; and Cornell and California $6.00. Approximately 5,000 visits have been made outside the hospital the past year and there have been 56 hospital patients; fifteen cases of a gripe; five cases of appendicitis, measles, and tonsilitis; three operations; two cases of mumps and bronchial pneumonia; and one case of chicken pox, glossitis, and small pox. The hospital has maintained its capital since its installation last fall. The hospital has saved many students the cost of a night call from a doctor. Send the Daily Kansan home. A For the Vacation Plunge New one-piece bathing suits—fine weaves with fancy striped borders—several colors— $1.00 to $2.50 $1.00 to $2.50 Ober's HEAD TO FOOT OUTFIETERS K. U. STUDENTS: Those exams are almost over and you will be leaving for home this week-end. If you change at Kansas City or want to go to a good park, spend a day shopping, or visit with a friend, you can get to the city speedily and comfortably on the new interurban. SENIORS: The folks will be coming up next week to see you get that degree. Most of them will change cars at Kansas City. Don't let them lay over half the day there in ignorance of the fact that they can catch the interurban for Lawrence every hour. Write home tonight, and tell them to go from the Union Station to the corner of Tenth and Main, get on a car at the half hour and ride directly to Lawrence, getting here in an hour and fifty minutes from the time they leave the city. The first car leaves Lawrence tomorrow moring at 6:40, arriving in Kansas City at 8:30. "KAW VALLEY LINE" And here is the complete SCHEDULE for Lawrence ARRIVE DEPART A. M. A. M. 6:20 6:40 7:20 7:40 8:20 8:40 9:20 9:40 10:20 10:40 11:20 11:40 P. M. P. M. 12:20 12:40 1:20 1:40 2:20 2:40 3:20 3:40 4:20 4:40 5:20 5:40 6:20 6:40 7:20 7:40 8:20 8:40 9:20 9:40 11:20 11:40 A. M. A. M. 1:20 1:40 The Fare From Lawrence to Kansas City is 72c.