UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN NUMBER 139 VOLUME XV. Food Administrator Lectures to House And Club Managers Wheatless and Meatless Rules Still Apply to Clubs And Frats Chancellor Strong Advises Students to Cut Out Ban-aude Urges Greater Economy "Food Saving and Food Waste" was the subject discussed by Clarence Hall, county food administrator, who spoke this afternoon in Fraser Hall before the fraternity and sorority house managers and the boarding house managers. Mr. Hall urged that the greatest economy he used in preparing the food for the clubs and that great care be used in saving bread scraps. It has been charged that there is extensive waste in several of the sorority houses. He said that meals should be prepared systematically. Although the rules for wheatless and meatless days have been withdrawn from private families they still hold for clubs and fraternity houses. Many of the large hotels over the country have signed contracts that they will not use any wheat flour. Chancellor Frank Strong also addressed the meeting a few minutes. He advised fraternities and clubs to eliminate all surplus meals and banquets that were possible. He pointed out that students of the University should be an example to the remainder of the town and the state. Intensive War Training Is Offered To Students At Junior Plattsburg Invalided Officers from Western Front to Be on Staff of Instructors The Junior Plattshitg Training Camp is offering special inducements to obtain a large attendance of college men at their second summer camp on Lake Champlain. Cadets will be trained in four branches of army service with special emphasis on the training of non-commissioned officers. musters. Upon the entry of the United States into the war, the government sends full with the training of the new national army and was obliged to discontinue all its junior camps. The citizens of Plattsburg were quick to see the need and met it. They provided funds, site and equipment for the Junior Plattsburg Training Camp on the shore of Lake Champlain within eight miles of the federal camp. A large proportion of the older 1917 cadets won commissions upon entering the army. SPECIAL TRAINING IS VARIED SPECIAL TRAINING IS VARIOUS Experienced instructors from the infantry, cavalry, artillery, and naval branches of forces will be in charge of the training. Practice in the use of machine guns, hand grendens, camouflage, and defense against gas attacks forms the basis of the training. Special courses will be given in aerospace ground work, hydrolane, automobile, motor boats, military civil engineering, road building, drainage sanitation, refrigeration, electrical apparatus, telegraph and wireless, war farming and gardening, and food conservation. The Junior Plattssburg training excels the college R. O. T. C. organization in that it will have at least seven instructors experienced in modern fighting and selected from the regular army, some ranked as generals, and invalided officers from the western front of special competency in various branches of warfare. Twelve West Point cadets will be brought to Plattssburg to assist in the military coupes. CAMP SPECIALIZES ON NON-COMS CAMP SPECIALISTS WE HAVE Certificates from the Junior Plattburgs state the number of hours of training and the place it was received. In the field service, commissaries are not used to holders of certificates but upon examination. The following is quoted from Edward Cappie, acting president of the Junior Plattburgs: "It is highly desirable that every student who has had mill- (Continued on page 3) Lad Gives Up Dog To Enter War Work A small plump boy was dragging an unwilling yellow dog across the University campus toward Snow Hall yesterday. Only a slender string served as an incentive but the dog navigated as far as the steps before an absolute deadlock was established. Then the youngster tucked the dog under his arm and trudged up the steps. "Where yuh goin' with your dog?" the reporter asked curiously. "77 "Goin' to sell him," was the answer. "Just find him?" came the query. "Naw, I've had him for a long time," the coming financier of Wall Street announced, "but 'I'm goin' to sell him an' buy chickens. They're better for the war," and they'd appeared inside the door with an important air. The War Here and Over There UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 30, 1918. The British and French are holding Ypres against an attack by the Germans from three sides. Losing Kemmel Hill has made the protection of Ypres more difficult. The British Steamer Orissa with 58 Y. M. C. A. men on board was sunk in the submarine zone Sunday. All of the passengers were rescued. Dr. Joseph M. Gray, pastor of the Grand Avenue Temple in Kansas City, Mo., was one of the Y. M. C. A. men. Three long range guns of the same type as those used against Paris were reported to have passed through Belgium last Friday on their way to France. In the city of Rheims, which has been almost continually bombarded since 1914, a committee records the number of shells that fall in the city each day. On April 12 last year the number counted was 8,000. Over 5,000 Indians have enlisted in the American Army and Navy, according to the Commissioner of Indian Affairs. Indians have also subscribed for $9,000,000 worth of Liberty bonds. Representatives of the musical instrument industry have agreed to a curational of their output to 70% of normal during April and May. In Norway where no gasoline has been obtainable for many months and automobiles have practically ceased running, experiments are being made to operate automobiles with acetylene gas. Three landing fields have been obtained for the proposed Washington, New York airplane service at Washington, Philadelphia, and New York. The total amount of food stuff shipped during March from the United States and Canada to the Allies, according to the Food Administration was about 1,100,000 tons compared with 750,000 tons in February. The Fuel Administration has issued a warning against the use of Domestic sizes of hard coal for industrial plants. Members of Cercle Francais have sold tags during the past two weeks for money to support two French orphanas. The organization has decided to adopt a boy and a girl old enough to write to the members. French Club Tag Many To Support War Orphans The first contingent of expeditionary forces landed safely in France just 88 days after we declared war on Germany. It was 187 days after the declaration of war that our troops received the first baptism of fire. All of the money is to be in by May 1 and plans to adopt the orphans will be completed immediately. Mrs. W. O. Rigby Dies Mrs. W. R. Redby DD Word was received this morning at 8:30 o'clock of the death of Mrs. W. O. Rigby, of Topeka. She was the mother of Fred Rigby, the business manager of the Kansan. Walter Johnson and his Walter Johnson, managing editor of the Topeka Capital, will speak to the classes in Journalism tomorrow. Walter Johnson Will Speak Class In Entomology Fighting Cut Worms In Lawrence Gardens Class Under Prof. Hungerford Raids Garden With Poisoned Bran Marsh Emergency relief from cut worms and other insects is offered in Lawrence war gardens this spring by students of entomology who are doing special work in economic entomology. A class under Prof. H. B. Hung-rford made a raid today on one of the worst infested cut worm gardens in the city. The owner of the garden had planted four hundred feet of peas and the cut worms had started on in the peas as soon as they sprouted. They had made big gaps in the rows when the garden owner called to the entomologists for help. He had been fighting the cut worms by digging them out and killed more than four hundred of the caterpillars, without materially lessening the damage going on in his garden. The entomology class made a careful study of the garden and its cut worm inhabitants. The heavy bluegrass turf surrounding the garden was found to be literally alive with the worms. From the grass they emigrated to the garden. Even sword dock, as well as useful vegetables, was attacked by the cut worms. Five pounds of bran mixed with a tablespoon of Parisgreen and the whole moistened with two tablespoons of syrup and a little water is a good poison mixture to eradicate cut worms and is typical of the mixture the class will use tonight. A thin slice of lemon chopped very fine was mixed with the mash. The class will spread poison bram, mash in the garden to kill the insects. "The class doing economic work in entomology will be glad to aid any Lawrence gardener in fighting garden pests this spring." Professionals Hunger-education program. "It is good practice for the students. The class, too, is trying to be as useful as possible in making the war gardens more productive." Students Do Work Along Conservation Lines With Flour And Fats Demonstration of Food Substitutes Saturday The use of substitute flours in pastries will be demonstrated by Osee Hughes. The use of commercial fats in the diet will be discussed by Ora Webb. Various ways of using left-over fats in the kitchen will be demonstrated by Lorinda Mason. Lila Canavan will talk on her experiments with dried coffee grounds as part substitute for flour. The members of the School of Fine Arts will give a public recital in Fraser Chapel this evening at 8:15 o'clock. Seventeen students will take part in the program which will consist of eleven numbers. Public demonstrations of the work done with substitute flours, substitution of vegetable for animal fats and substitution of syrups for sugar will be given by several students of home economics Saturday, May 4 at 2 o'clock in Room 10, Fraser. Special work has been done in food conservation this semester. Recital of Fine Arts Will Be Open to Public "The Third Liberty Loan campaign of the University will close May 4, with the quota reached and almost doubled," said Prof. U. G. Mitchell, chairman of the campaign, this morning. "Just now the amount turned in is between twenty-eight thousand and thirty thousand, and we are in hopes that the $30,000 mark will be reached before May 4." In the last number, a piano solo by Frances Allen, Hiller's Concerto in F minor, first movement, the orchestral accompaniment will be by Prof. Carl Preyer. these demonstrations are open to the public. Liberty Loan Drive Closes Here on May 4 Owls will meet Tuesday night at 8 o'clock on the Phi Gam house. Two Hundred Fifty Men Expected at K.U. Stag In Gym Thursday Nigh Two hundred fifty men are expected at the K. U. Stag Thursday night, at 7:30 o'clock in Robinson Gymnasium, according to "Dutch" Wedell, secretary of the University Y. M. C. A. This is the big stag event of the year. 10 Prize Will Be Given to Company Winning Competitive Drill One of the events that is attracting much attention is a competitive drill between the four K. U. companies is keen and has been made even greater by the prize of $10 offered to the winning company. This is the reward for their efforts for the winners. The captains of the companies expect all their men to be present. The Faculty Mandolin Club is also on the program. Phil Hays will be there with his mandolin and a good collection of songs. The K. U. Band will play. The wrestling and boxing matches promise to be interesting. The contestants have not yet been announced, but the men in charge promise that they will be good. "Bus" Jensen will give an exhibition of tumbling. The "eats" are to be good. Harold Hall and Lewis Oswald have charge of the sale of tickets. This will be an informal mixer and is to give the University men a better chance to get acquainted. Forty Singing Women Will Go to Funston Masonic Generosity Enables Glee Club to Send Good Representation for Concerns More than forty members of the Women's Glee Club will go to Camp Funston Friday to give concerts there for the soldiers Friday night and Saturday. The original arrangements allowed only thirty members of the club to make the trip, but after the silver shower at the Masonic Temple last Thursday, it was possible for the manager and director of the club to add ten names to the list. The club will be chaperoned by Mrs. W. B. Downing, wife of Professor Downing, who directs the club. Several violinists, including Ednan Hopkins, Laura Jackman and Marie Nusz and Prof. William Dalton, cellist, will accompany the club to give the "Viennese Serenade," a big number of the concert given here. The program for the camp concertis is practically the same as the one presented at the annual concert Airplane "Spin" Fatal To Lieut. Buck Seward A letter was received at the P Kappa Alpha house this morning giving the details of the death of Lieu. Buck Seward, who was killed in France about three weeks ago. The letter was written by Lieu. V R. McCormack of Ohio, who has been in the same squadron with Seward from the time of his enlistment until his death. According to the letter, Seward had mastered the type of plane used on the front and had made several successful flights. He was considered one of the best American fliers in France. He lost control of his machine about two hundred feet from the ground, the plane going into a "spin"—a turn which is the dread of every aviator and which almost always means a crash. The letter was dated April 7. College Chooses Speaker Burney Miller was chosen this morning as student day speaker to represent the college. Black Helmets will hold initiation at the Phi Kappa Psi house Tuesday night at 9 e'clock. Woman's Glee Club will meet in Fraser Hall, Tuesday night at 7 o'clock. Important. Beauparlant Will Sing French French Circle this afternoon will hear French songs sung by a real Frenchman. Prof. J. H. A. Beauparlant will entertain the members with a musicale. Send the Daily Kansan Home. Salvage Sisters Scour Town In Motor Cars "Save it," in the cry of the salvage enthusiasts of the University of Kansas. On Saturday, May 4, from 10 till 12 in the morning, autos will cover regular beats from Ninth to Twelfth streets, and from Mississippi street to Massachusetts to gather available material. Every one is asked to put his salvage collection on the front porch and the women of the salvage committee will collect it. Any one living outside the territory may bring his contribution to his neighbor's porch, or phone either 99 or 1696 Blue and a car will call Saturday morning. Plain Tales From The Hill ONE ABOUT DON Don winding a loud watch in class yesterday, drew this from the professor: Is that the clock that the seniors gave the University? It must take eight days to wind it? It ought to run for eight years (as the winding continues.) Modern devotees of preparedness should find a striking example in a janitor in the Administration Building. The other day at noon some workmen on the new building were singing. "Say, ah shore hates dat singin'" said the janitor, "but a reckon he might as well get used to It. Deyre goin' to move de Fine Arts School ovah there next year, you know." Speaking of ancient history, the Connecticut Geological and Natural History Survey State Library at Hartford, Conn., is revising its mailing list, and a request for the present address of Prof. F. H. Snow has been received by the department of geology here. Doctor Snow has been dead about fourteen years. A class in French I was translating. "How do you say he wore the clothes of a clown?" one student was asked. "I don't remember the word for wear." "Well, what is the word for carry?" "Porter." "Now give the sentence." 'Oh, but I thought he wore them.' After asking a question of a student in one of his geology classes, Dean Erasmus Haworth heard another student whisper the answer to the one whom the question had been directed. "I guess it must be true that we must bear one another's burdens," said Dean Haworth. Junior law student: I was looking up some statistics in the library yesterday and I found that there are 150,000 people in the city of New York who can neither read nor write. Unsophisticated sophomore; How dreadful. Law student: Oh, it is not so bad They are all less than 3-years old. At the Glee Club Gambol Students Will Frolic Profits Will Help Defray Expenses of Club to Camp Funston "Did you ever see sheep gamboling in a meadow of cool refreshing red clover, with never a care in the world and all the woes of life mingled and fused into one harmonious song? Well that's the scene. There is going to be the Glee Club Gambol," say the managers. Three weeks ago, the members of the men's Glee Club went to Camp Funston in order to "cheer the soldiers up a bit." They were not paid their entire expenses, and so are putting on this dance to help. The floor at the Gymnasium is to be especially waxed. Shofstall's four-piece orchestra will play. Willard Pierce will be there with his traps. The Botany Club will meet Wednesday night in Snow Hall at 6 o'clock to hold a picnic. The club has started a custom of planting a tree which they hope will become an annual event. A gingko tree will be planted this year in Marvin Grove. After the meeting Prof. W. C. Stevens will talk on "Arnold Arboratum" and "K. U. Botanical Green Houses." Characters Selected For Presentation of Milton's Court Masque Amphitheater on Golf Links Chosen for Setting— Play Given May 9 C. Kennedy Plays Comus Florence Butler Takes Part of the Lady and Helen Clark, of Sabrina "Comus" is a masque and was written by Milton in 1634 to be performed by the children of the Earl of Bridgewater at Ludlow Castle on the occasion of their father's introduction as the President of Wales. The masque is made up of both acting and dancing. The K. U. Dramatic Club will give Milton's Masque, "Comus," May 9, in the natural amphitheater on the golf links, west of the Museum. This play will take the place of the Maye Fete previously given each year on the campus. The original music of the play was composed at the time of its writing y Henry Lawes. An entire rural setting is necessary for the play and for his reason it was decided to present weather the play will be given in tobinson Gymnasium with rural scenary. Craig Kennedy, who had the leads in the two other Dramatic Club productions this year, will take the part of Comus. The part of the Attendant Spirit will be taken by Florence Butler. Leah Stewart takes the role of the Lady, Karl Brown is the First Brother and Raymond Darby the Second Brother. Thyrsia, a shepherd, is acted by Burney Miller. The nymph, Sabrinia, is taken by Helen Clerk. Besides these characters there will be eight country dancers, eight court dancers, six satrys, and six nymphs. "Conus" is a delightful combination of acting and dancing," said Prof. Arthur MacMurray, who is coaching the play. "Elaborate costumes will be used, and novel lighting effects will be carried out." The play will be given at 8:30 o'clock at night instead of in the afternoon as the May Fetes have been given. K. U. Band Will Give Last Concert of Year Wednesday In Fraser The last of the two annual concerts by the University Military Band will be given Wednesday night at 8:15 o'clock in Fraser Hall. Exceptionally Attractive Program Will Contain Patriotic Numbers The program will open with "America." Following this the numbers will be: Overture, *Phedr*, J. Massenet; Air a Danser, *Lai Pirouetter*. L. Hosmer; Coccanat Dance, "The Sprites' Revely", Bailey; Trombone solo, "Laurel Wreath", Polka, Barnhoe, Jay E. Hargett; **2nd Hungarian Fantasia**, Theodore M. Tobani; Baritone solo, "The Pipes of Pan", Edward Elgar, Harold L. Butler, Dean of Fine Arts; March Song, "The K. U. Band", J. C. McCanles; Overture of the 4-act ballet opera, **II Guaranzy**, A. Carlo Gomez; Fantasia, "Trumbilder", B. C. Lumby; Scenes historical, "Sheridan's Ride", J. P. Sousa; Selection, "Recollections of Stephen Foster," arranged by Mackie-Beyer. The program will close with the "Star Spangled Banner." Guyer Talks To Masons U. S. Guyer, of Kansas City, Kana, was in Lawrence Monday and made a short talk at the Masonic Temple. Mr. Guyer is a candidate for the nomination of representative to Congress from this district. He was defeated for the nomination in 1916 by one vote out of 21,000. He is a K. U. graduate, getting his degree in the School of Law in 1896. Prof. Brandt's Mother Dies Prof. J. G. Brandt was called away last Wednesday because of the death of his mother in southern Wisconsin. Mr. Brandt returned to Lawrence Monday. --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 36,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Gea. A, Montgomery., Editor-in-Chief James Parks . Assoc. Editors. News Editor Helen Puffer . S society Editor Howard C. Morgan . Flatland Editor Howard C. Morgan . War News Editor BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS STATES Fred Riley ... Business Manager Wilson Wylan ... Assistant NEWS STAFF Alice Bowly Johnny Davis Donald Davis Ferdinand Gottlieb Ludwig Hansen Luther Hangst darry Morgan Charles J. Slauson Charles J. Slauson Mary Smith Mary Smith Floyd Hockenbull Floyd Hockenbull Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times, in the press of Kansas, from the press of the Dessert Press. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate at UCF go further than merely printing the news on paper and the limited time holds; to play no power to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to solve problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university's students of the University. TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 1918. The Government has decided to train soldiers at the University this summer. That ought to be sufficient guarantee against a decreased enrollment of women in the Summer Session. "The Huns struck a stone wall in Amiens attack," says a news story. This is proof either that the American football players have got into action over there or that some of the college sport writers have degenerated into war correspondents. THE G. A. R. AND THE G. A. W. Yesterday morning twenty-nine national army men marched to the Union Pacific station to entrain for Funston. They were escorted by the G. A. R. At the head of the column was a grizzled veteran, proudly bearing the flag under which he fought in the war of the sixties. Behind him were two thin lines of gray-haired men. Most of them were bent with age, but with all that, still urged by the spirit of patriotism, they led away the column of younger men, who are going to fight in a later and a bloodier war that in which they fought from '61 to '65. Those who watched the procession file by observed that, in all Lawrence, only about twenty of the old men are left. A year ago the soldiers marched down this same street, and then, as now, the G. A. R. headed the column. There must have been thirty or thirty-five of them at that time but death since then has thinned their ranks. When the boys who left return few of the old men who led them down the street will remain, for before long the last veteran of the sixties will have passed on. But in the years to come those boys who marched away, and thousands of others like them, will return to form a larger and greater organization, if greater one can be—the G.A.W.—Grand Army of the World Think what the British commander who bottled the harbors of Zeeebrugge and Ostend has coming if English women insist on showing their appreciation in the manner made famous by American women when Ensign Hobson bottled Santiago harbor in 1898. THE LOVE OF LITTER Again the feverish advertiser as cends Oread with mastate paint, brush, and glowing posters; Sufficient unto the day is the labor of his hands. One cannot walk in peace. One cannot contemplate the sidewalk and solve one's problems there on Its blank surface of granolite or vitrified brick. One must be reminded that someone wants him to do something else. Then somebody's something else is done and over with. The glaring captions fade, the paste dries to dusty chips that no longer hold the paper which it for so brief a time held secure to the pavement it carpeted with a mercenary message. Puffs of wind get underneath the paper. John Shea's campus beautiful looks like the state dump on the morning after collection day. The campus of the University of Kansas belongs to the pride of Kansas and is a part thereof. If somebody's business cannot thrive or survive without flaring in the face of that justifiable pride, then somebody's business is not worth attending. Such advertising of itself in its own very means antagonizes the man it seeks to reach. It is a public nuisance. This campus has got to be kept clean. And it is going to be kept clean by the penalty such advertising brings down on itself. Consider the dandelions; they toll not, neither do they spin, yet the campus in all its glory is arrayed in such as these. The latest method of "Kulturization" has been reported from New York. When a doorkeeper in a hotel there objected to a German sympathizer's tirade against the Liberty Loan, the G. s. promptly stabbed him in the face with a table fork. Why doesn't someone offer a prize for a name that will rescue our old friend, sauer kraut, from the enemy alien class. The war has caused it to drop in price from fifty dollars to fourteen dollars a barrel. KANSAN PRIZE POEM CONTEST Every One Deserves Something WAR'S ALTERATION Hoyt Roush i stood, when morning's sun was red, Upon the Green Hall steps of stone. A graduate's voice beside me said, "Where have the K. U. men all gone? I seem to miss them so. "Observe the bunch climb up the hill Seek out the boys among the crowd And count the host of girls. Or why is it things are so still? In '16 pep ran high and loud! To pop pep high and loud Whence come so many curls? "O, can it be the classrooms show The same ratio 'tween girls and boys I view from this position! I view from the position... How can you bear to see things go how can you bear to see things go In such a grind; no peep or noise? I pity your condition." "Partner," I said, "things do seem bad Stuff insa It play with not do discourage; We men yet here are mighty For the privilege we have; if we true, We must keep up our courage." MENTAL LAPSES The Lad: "Yes, sir. What part of it don't you get?" Stick: "How did you manage it?" Slap: "Oh, I drank one and let them eat me!" Slap: "Just went into a saloon and ordered two glasses of beer, and it didn't cost me a cent." "I haven't tasted a drop of liquor for over a year." Jigs: "I thought that Jones married a blonde." "How 'n 'ell do you get it down?" Humor: "Well, I didn't have to pay the doctor." Sergeant: "Never mind that; we'll drill for it." Daughter: "Everett kissed me last night." Private: "I want to go to the hospital. I have water on the knee." Humor: "He treated me." Giggs: "He did, but she dyed." mother (indigently): "That is outrageous. Did you sit on him for them?" The New Colonel: "Stop pestering those soldiers!" Us:"Why not?" Daughter: "I did."—? The New Loot: "Didn't you just tell me to picket them?" The Philologist "No," said the Philologist, "I haven't seen any of your articles, but don't be sensitive about that, for 1 seldom read newspapers, even those that they tell me are good ones. Now yours. . . A Few Words With Him Every Day "What's that? Yes, I used the word 'family' intentionally in speaking of words. Language is alive; words are born; grow, travel, have families, often large ones, and then perhaps die. An example? Well, it's take the 'cap' family." "We'll start with the Latin 'caput,' meaning 'head.' The root appears in three main forms: 'cap,' 'chap,' and 'chef.' In addition to its original signification it acquired two other principal meanings: 'end,' coming from the idea 'to bring to a head'; and 'cloak,' which arose from the word 'closure.' The ending would be slipped back and worn over, the shoulders in warm weather. "With the form 'cap' we have: the expression 'armed cap-apile,' meaning 'from head to foot.' 'cape,' meaning both 'head-land' and 'cloak'; 'cope' which is the same word as 'cape'; 'caparison', 'a cloak for a horse'; 'captain;' and 'capital,' used both for a 'head city' and for 'heading' of a chapter. The French word 'cadeau' is an interesting variant of 'capital'. It indicated originally the ornamental initial letters of the complimentary nouns which change its meaning much as 'bury' did, and was applied to the epistle itself, and finally to the gift. 'Cadeau' now means "present." "With the form 'chap' we have among others; 'chapeau', the French for 'hat'; 'chapel', which is supposed to have gotten its name from the mantle of a saint kept as a relic, or perhaps, from the hood or mantel over such relics: 'chaplain', the chapel-master; 'chaplet', originally a wreath of flowers for the head; 'chapter', one of the heads of a book. Yes, and "chaperon" belongs to that branch too. It means a "clok" for one of them. "With the form 'chef' we. Here! Where are you going? A fire? Nonsense! What do we care? Well Goodbye." CAMPUS OPINION All communications to this column must be signed by the writer. The name will then not be used unless the author is notified by the editor must know who is writing the comment as evidence of the comment's sincere. Communications are welcome. A student treats his rends to cigars and ice cream and is called a good scout. Then he goes down and plays singles while those who have later classes stand around for half an hour and wait for an invitation to join in doubles. But the height of selfishness is not reached until the late arrival upon asking permission to play receives the answer, "We just started," or "We are going to quit right away." The other day two women came down to the courts to play tennis, perhaps for gym credit. There were several courts where men were playing singles. For twenty minutes the women waited for a chance to play, but were forced to leave disappointed. These same men may be ever so prompt to give a woman a seat in a street car or a parlor, but on the tennis courts they can't be bothered with women. It does seem that when the right of priority is construed as the right of unlimited and unshared possession, it is high time it were abolished, at least on the tennis courts. There is another question that seems pertinent right here: Why is it that, with the season half over, two courts have not been put into shape for play yet? Dentist: "Just the natural tendency of the tongue to exaggerate, I suppose."—judge. Frater. Patient: "Doctor, why does a small cavity seem so large to the tongue?" Sammy: "Yes, he used to work in a livery stale." Francois: "Your Monsier Sergeant has ze aire of deestinction about heem!" Father: "I understand you were severely punished by the teacher today?" Young Son: "Yes, and it was your faulk." Father: "How's that?" Son: "Well, yesterday, when I asked you how much a million was you said it was a halvuelo, and that wasn't the answer at all." CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Telephone K. 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JONES, A. M., M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecologie and hospital, 1531 Ohio St. residence and hospital, 1531 Ohio St. Both phones. 35. KEEELER'S BOOK STORE—Quiz books. He creates art materials, drawing supplies, Pictures and picture framing. Art Harmony and picture Typographers. 925 Mass. Street. Let's go to Hoadley's for our tennis goods—they have a large stock. —Adv. Send the Daily Kansan Home. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. HAMILTON BANK Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District —especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS. Mgr. Washington University School of Nursing Nursing offers to women an opportunity for preparation for life and profession of nursing. Washington University gives a three week instruction is given in the University. Barnes and St. Louis Children's Hospitals. Washington University Disability Services Six months credit is offered to applicants having a A.B. or B.S. degree from Washington. CORNELL UNIVERSITY MEDICAL COLLEGE Address inquiries to Supt. of, Nurases St. Louis Mo., 802-565-9300. St. Kingshigh, St. Louis Mo. in the City of New York ADMITS graduates of University of New England, Physics, Chemistry and Biology. INSTRUCTION by laboratory methods required. Fees paid for sections facilitate personal contact of student and instructor. GRADUATE COURSE leading to A. Degree in Pharmacy or a direction of the Graduate School of Medicine, Cornell University, 1918. Applications for admission are pre-requisite made not later than May 31st. For information and catalogue, address The Dean, Cornell University Medical College, Box 444 First Ave., and 25th St. First Ave. and 28th St. New York City. REGAL Exclusive Agency for REGAL SHOES PECKHAM'S The home of Hart Schoffner & Marx Clothes That Political Bee THE SCARLET CLOWN RUNNING AWAY FROM THE HIVE. IT'S been buzzing considerable the last few days on Mt. Oread and has been after about every body on the Hill. Drop in and have a coke. Cut down your board bill by eating at THE OREAD CAFE E. C. BRICKEN, Prop. 50c That's all the Daily Kansan will cost you for the rest of the year. Send to your K. U. friend in camp or to the folks at home. JUST A STEP FROM THE CAMPUS SUBSCRIBE AT FRASER BUSINESS OFFICE DAILY KANSAN OFFICE or PHONE K. U. 66 FOR PROMPT TAXI 455 SERVICE JESS THORNTON THE GIFT SHOP A. Marks & Son The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence 735 Mass. St. The Original Marks Jewelry Store A. G. ALRICH 736 Mass. St. Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. *Enraged Cards For Commencement* PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS Exclusive Local Agent for Martha Washington Candies LANDER THE JEWELER UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE 803 Mass. St. Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. Let Us Make Suggestions for Graduation Gifts Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hernetishing and Plicoting—10e yd. Kernedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. "We're in Business for Your Health" Welkos Drug Store Formerly Evans' 819 Mass. APRIL 30,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN K. U. Women To Give Home Coming Dance For Men in Service Dates Date of Ball Set for May 11— Women To Make At last the University women are going to have an opportunity to setle up all their social debts and the K. U. men who have joined the army and in training camps at Funston and Leavenworth will be given a special chance to "come back" and feel, for one night at least, as if they are once more in school and there is no war with Germany. The women are going to give a dance with the W. A. A. board in full charge of arrangements. It will be proper for the women to invite the men to this dance, but it will not be amiss for the men to follow the old line of attack and make their dates early. This will probably be the last big dance of the year, and the committee on arrangements are planning to make it a home coming party for K. U. men in the army and a special effort will be made to have many of them present. Of course the University "Regulars" will be welcome. The date is set for evening of May 11, in Robinson Gymnasium. Haley will be on hand with his three-piece orchestra. The committees have announced nothing yet about special features except that the cups and letters won by W. A. A. women during the year will be presented. Bricken's Cafe will be open after the dance. Phi Beta Pi Convention By the Way Phi Beta Pi will entertain the delegates to its national convention Thursday, May 2, with a motor trip around Lawrence and the University grounds, and a dinner dance at F. A. U. Hall. About 75 delegates will come to Lawrence, and there will be more than 200 guests at the dinner dance. Hester Jackson, c'19, has withdrawn from the University. Miss Jackson has been visiting at Camp Oglethorpe Georgia, and is now in New York City. Roy B. McMillan, e18, who is in the radio service at the Great Lakes Training Station, was a guest Monday at the Acacia house. Kappa Kappa Gamma will give its annual mothers' day dinner Sunday May 12. Joe Konantz, c'21, left Lawrence today to report at Camp Funston for military service. The Moody Club will dance Thurs day night from 7 to 8 o'clock. The Kinee Club will dance Wednes day night from 7 to 8 o'clock. Dinner For Harold Lytle members of the cast of the senior play, "Fifty-Fifty," will give a dinner at the Oread Cafe tonight in honor of Harold Lytle, A. B., 17 author of the play. Lytle will leave Wednesday for Washington, where he will do war work in the department of standards. He has been a fellow in the department of economics this year. Virginia Lucas, A. B. '17, of Kansas City, was a guest at the Kappa house Monday. Miss Lucas went to Hutchinson today to attend the wedding of Mr. Waldemar Heathcote and Ruth B. Moore, A. B. '17. Helen Cook, Esther Moore and Bess Alnsworth will go to Hutchinson today for the Heathecote-Moore wedding. Esther Moore will be her sister's maid of honor, and Helen Cook will play the wedding march. Lieut. G, C. McCaleb, who was a student in the School of Law last year, spent Monday at the Kanza house. McCaleb was on his way to Camp Funston, after a ten days' leave at his home in Bartlevue, Okla. Alpha Chi Omega Pledge Alpha Chi Omega Fledge Alpha Chi Omega announces the pleiding of Adelaide Dick, c'20 of Lawrence. Pi Phi Founders' Day Banquet The annual founders' day banquet of Pi Beta Phi was held at the chapter house Monday night. Former students and alumnae who were back for the banquet include Dorothy Brown of Joplin, M. Helen Chapman of Kansas City, Kan.; Eva Moore Diamond of Wichita; and Mrs. George Henry Beach of Kansas City, Mo. Behold the Meek and Mouse-Colored Prot Dotted among the cerisei-purple and blue serge of the 8 o'clock morningly up-flowing stream of manny and humanity there are occasional strange specks. Against all laws of nature and gravity these be not the driftwood of the stream the royal jet of the local universe the mental scintillators, the intellectual diamond and platinum—the highly and lowly prof. Watch that prof.—he's faring forth to daily battle; to a struggle not "over there" but "over here." Cast your eye upon the ammunition case—it resembles a young and slightly deformed traveling bag which has never grown up. Inside that young traveling bag are the day's pearls for sowing in the fields of undergraduate mind—pearls that cost that prof gray hair, a blighted looking countenance, and circled and lack-luster eyes. The garb of the prof is meek and neat, for the powers that be see to it that he is kept strictly to the realm of the mind and not the dollar. Not many of those seed pearls will ever increase the world's supply of jewelry, but they will do something to spread enlightenment. The figure of the prof would not be so one-sided if he did not have to do a daily marathon up the slope with corrected assignments, whose physical weight is in excess of their mental weight. The prof even the ordinary, everyday species, is a hero, even if the fact is as yet undiscovered. No general has ever pinned a crise de guerre on him, but that does not figure in the rights of the case. Work of Motor League At K. C. Helps War "I don't thank any man for going to war and I don't expect anyone to thank me for using my car for war work. It's just as much my duty and the duty of every woman who owns a car to use it in government work as it is the duty of any man to respond to the crime that would not have the right to my car if I did not use it to help the Red Cross." Such was the response of a private in the Woman's Motor League of Kansas City when she was praised for the good work members of the League were doing in helping organizations of women interested in war work, when the Theta Sigma Phi delegates were in Kansas City last week. A new shipment of tennis balls at Hoadley's.—Adv. Always a selection of at least three kinds of ice cream—the ideal dessert—cooling, wholesome and delicious. Wiedemann's, 182.—Adv. New tennis balls and rackets at Headley's—Adv. tary training in a college R. O. T. C should supplement it by the most thorough-going and most highly specialized summer work that is obtainable. The Junior Plattburg will lay special emphasis on the training of non-compromised officers, following in this policy the expert advice of army authorities." Food Administration Lectures to Members (Continued from page 1) The administration urges college men to stay in college until they are called provided they devote themselves in the interval to acquiring the training that will make them not only soldiers, but also intelligent participants in the higher branches of war making. Cadets at Plattsburgh will be classified at the opening of camp into service for which they are best fitted. Those capable of command will be given officers' rank. The upper age limit for cadets is twenty years and nine months, but men of deferred classification will be accepted and given intensive training. Competitive and recreational athletics will be encouraged for the afternoons of each week day. Fred T. Dawson, athletic coach at Princeton University, will be Athletic Director. His assistants will be noted athletes from various colleges. Swimming will be directed by Frank J. Sullivan, swimming coach at Princeton. The chaplain is Rev. Ralph B. Pomeroy, of the General Theological Seminary of New York City, and the director of music is Felix Lamond, director of the Trinity School of Church Music. ATHLETICS TO BE EMPHASIZED The Fifty-third annual convention of the Kansas Sunday School Association will be held in Hutchinson May 7, 8, and 9. A record of service running throughout the sessions will be the four-fold obligation of war-time activities which the Sunday Schools of the state have voluntarily assumed. Speakers of ability from religious, educational, and military organizations from all parts of the country will make up part of the convention program. Sunday School Convention Hoadley's have al argue new stock of tennis goods—come in and see them.—Adv. Rex TEACHERS WANTED Thousands of teachers needed to fill vacancies in Central and Western states for next year. Register now. ONLY 4 PER CENT COMMISSION. Write for blanks today. The Heuer Teachers' Agency, 408-493 C. R. Sav, Bank Bldg., Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Repair Them While You Wait TEACHERS WANTED Work Proposed Quickly and Efficiently at THE BLUE RIBBON SHOE SHOP Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men 神明 Taxi 12 PHONE "One-Two" F. P. HORMUTH W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bld. 707 Mass. St. Rackete Agent for Ed. V. Price Gloster Gustafson The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. "We Like To Do Little Jobs of Repairing" Meet your appetite at our table. THE COLLEGE JEWELER A Suit Tailored to Your Measure $15 up MARSHALL HOTEL When in Kansas City Stop at the Hostelry of "Good Service" —HOTEL SAVOY 9th & Central Sts. ROOMY ROOMS Excellent Cafe and Grill —Popular Prices— Make the "Savoy" Your Headquarters! Notice To Students In Economics Make-up examinations for students entitled to take them in Commercial Geography, Public Utilities and my section of Economics I will be given in Room 202 Administration Building at 8 a.m. on Saturday, May 4th. This will be the only opportunity to take these examinations. W. M. Duffus. Prof. F. H. Hodder, of the department of history, is at Camp Funston today, where he will give three lectures on "War Caroons." May 3. — Adv. Schools have entered 05 05 05 0 5555 When you think of tennis, think of Hoadley's—that's where you get your supplies.—Adv. Candy being composed principally of sugar, chocolate and nuts, is very high in food value. The Food Administration realizes this, and does not ask people to stop eating candy. Instead it simply requests a wise selection of the kinds of candies eaten, buying only those that contain the least sugar such as dipped nut meats, marshmallows, jellies, nut, candies, etc. We make "Hoover-approved" candies—ask for them—Wiedemann's—Adv. Hotel Murelebach BALTHURS AVENUE AND TWENTY FIVE STREET Kansas City, Mo. 500 New Fireproof Rooms Rate from $200 Under the Renewal Direction S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Reichl Kennedy Plumbing Co. Student Lamps National Mazda Lamps Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc. Phones 568 927 Mass. Phones 568 ___ 937 Mass. CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter HISTORICAL PARK 1937 W.S.S. WAR SAVINGS STAMPS ISSUED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT WEDNESDAY, MAY FIRST THRIFT STAMP DAY For Every Dollar You Pay on Your Charge Account at the office—Two Per Cent will be Refunded to you in Thrift Stamps. On Wednesday May first we will give with Each Five Dollars Cash paid for Merchandise in any department, A Thrift Stamp, Equal in Value to Five Per Cent of the Purchase. Innes, Bulline & Hackman JOHN MILTON'S COMUS An Outdoor Play Will Be Given THURSDAY, MAY 9th Will be given on the golf links by the K. U. Dramatic Club. This beautiful historical play is made up of acting, dancing, singing, and music THE CAST CRAIG KENNEDY, the popular lead in Fifty-Fifty and The Checkmate, is Comus. BURNEY MILLER of Checkmate and Efficiency fame is Thyrsis. FLORENCE BUTLER, known for her work in The Checkmate and the Popular Plays, takes the part of the Attendant Spirit. KARL BROWN, dancer and actor, takes the part of the First Brother. HELEN CLARK, known to all K. U. for many leads in dramatic productions and for her dancing, is Sabrina, a Nymph. RAYMOND DARBY, manager of the Men's Glee Club and actor in several one-act plays, is the Second Brother. LEAH STEWART, who had the lead in Chimes of Normandy last year, plays the role of The Lady. Twenty-eight Trained Dancers Music By University Orchestra Correct and Costly Costumes Correct and Costly Costumes Watch For Ticket Sale Both VARSITY-BOWERSOCK Today ALSO AT THE VARSITY ONLY ON WEDNESDAY THE SCREEN'S DEAREST LITTLE ACTRESS MARGUERITE CLARK In Her Latest Characterization Which is a Little Different Than Her Others, But One Which You Will Enjoy Just As Much. "Rich Man, Poor Man" BOWERSOCK TOMORROW MAE ALLISON (Formerly HAROLD LOCKWOOD'S Leading Lady) IN "SOCIAL HYPOCRITES" UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 30,1918. Schools Have Entered Eighty Athletes In Inter-Scholastic Meet Annual Track Meet Will Be Held on McCook Field Saturday Eskridge Has Entered 16 Hamilton Urges Fraternities And Boarding Clubs to Entertain Visitors W. O. Hamilton, manager of athletics, has received more than sixty entries from seventeen high schools for the fifteenth annual inter-scolastic track meet which will be held on McCook Field Saturday. Topeka and Leavenworth were invited to attend in for entry blanks. Only Lawrence and Northeast high schools have entered the tennis tourney. The following schools have entered men: McPherson, Winfield, Burlinggame, Plaina Plains, Axell, Marquette, Moran, LacCyne, Kincad, Valley Falls, Abilene, Paicex, St. Johns, Eskridge, Harveyville, Perry, Florence. Eskridge in class C has the largest team entry with 16 men. “All of the fraternities and boarding clubs at the University who can and will take care of a few men for this meet should notify the department of physical education so that no conflicting arrangements will be made,” said Coach Hamilton. “We will have many visitors here to look over our school and the impression which they receive will have much to do with their selection of a school for next year.” Cherry Is Tried Out For Place on Pitching Staff of Kansas Nine Coach Bond Gives Out Signals. To Be Used First in Missouri Games Coach Bond put his Jayhawken baseball squad through a long hitting practice Monday afternoon, after which he gave out a complete set of signals to each man. These signals were tried out in the 20-minute drill which followed and the men should have them learned in time for the Missouri games next month. The same lineup was used in fielding practice that was used against Ames, with the exception that Keeler was tried on first base for a short time and Cherry was sent over to warm up with the pitches. Cherry may be used in the box some on the Missouri trip if the regular pitchers cannot stand the gaff. Keeler, with a little more practice at first, will be able to fill any position on the diamond with the exception of the battery positions and will make a valuable utility man. Schoepel is back on the pitching staff now and is in good condition to go into the box at any time. He pitched to batters Monday and seems to have gained fair control of the pitching field, making the trips with the team and this pair, with Slawson, will bear the brunt of the work in the box. Coach Wedell's freshmen worked out on Hamilton Field Monday and will probably play a practice game with the Varsity this afternoon. The freshmen and Varsity have not met for nearly two weeks. Emporia Normal Team To Play Here Thursday The Emporia Normals will be here for a baseball game Thursday according to word received today by W. O. Hamilton, manager of athletics. Coach Hamilton has been trying to arrange for the game for some time. The Normals held the Jayhawkers to a 4- to 4 tie in their game at Emporia because of the wildness of Kansas twirlers. Since that time Slawson has developed into a dependable pitcher with control. Slawson will probably be used against the teachers Thursday. ANNOUNCEMENT Mrs. F, M. Loomas has opened an exclusive kodak finishing studio in the Jackson Building, Room 3, 929 Massachusetts Street. Kodak films developed free for the printing. Eastman films for sale, always fresh. Phones 210.-Adv. Uhls May Select His Playing Partner Soon Rain and Cold Weather Handicaps Work of Tennis Squad Kenneth Uhls, captain of the K.U. tennis team probably will pick the man in try-outs this week who is to play with him in the double matches this season. The selection undoubtedly will be made Saturday afternoon when Captain Uhls will come from the Rosedale medical school. Uhls has four men on the Varsity to choose from. C. P. Butcher, '19; F. A. Fratcher, '18; C. K. Mathews, '19; and H. A. Skær, '19 are on the squad. It is the first year in Varsity competition for all four. Rain, wet grounds, and col. rain have kept the players from doing any active outdoor work for almost two weeks. Tuesday was the only day when the courts were dry enough for a short practice. Much practice has been indoor. Robinson is also playing there in real place for playing in that building there has been a lack of mud needed practice matches. The opening tournament probably will be held this week. Kansas City teams probably will be played at Kansas City in this opening tournament. No other dates have been defined, settled, although K. U. will play Missouri and possibly the New Orleans. The team is to play in the Missouri Valley conference tournament to be held at Ames, Ia. Two Freshmen Stars In Track Leave School Orville and Everett Bradley Go Home To Do Farm Work Everett and Orville Bradley, the best freshman track athletes at the University of Kansas this year, will leave school May 5 and go to Oklahoma to work on their father's 240-acre farm. Both will get a majority of their school credit—enough to make them eligible for track work next season. Both say they will return to K. U. next fall. Everett Bradley is a crack dash man, an excellent hurdler, a weight man and a high and broad jumper. In the interclass meet here this spring he was high individual point winner with a first in the shot put, javelin, broad jump; second in the high jump, discus and high hurdles. Variity track more than one of the skills he will give to the track team next year. His brother, Orville, did not show well in the meet this spring because of an operation that had been performed about a Friday, May 3, that is the date for the Glee Club Gambol—Adv. Drink McNish's Aerated Distilled water—the only all-purpose water. The same the year 'round. Phone 198, motor delivery will call.—Adv. Shuffle the Kicks at the Glee Club Gambol - Robinson Gym, Friday, September 28 week previous to the meet. However, in other meets, he has shown well in the quarter and half mile runs. He also has the making of a great weight man and sometimes runs the 220-yard dash. Both men are from Cherokee, Okla. Last year they won the K. U. Invitation meet for their high school through their own work. Both are members of the Acacia fraternity here. SPORT BEAMS Gilmour Dobie, former coach of the all-victorious football teams at the University of Washington, has signed to coach the Naval Academy team at Annapolis for three years. He will receive $1200 for the three months coaching each year. Swimming is becoming very popular among the women at the University of Minnesota. They use the pool daily and are becoming expert. The dual track meet between Minnesota and Nebraska will be held May 4 at Lincoln. The annual High School Track and Field meet will be held Saturday by the Colorado State College at Fort Collins. Eight Northern Colorado high schools will enter teams. William Jewell College defeated the Westminster College baseball team Monday by a score of 4-3. Captain McKinney, pitching for William Jewell, struck out twenty Westminster batters. Wilder, tackler and guard on last year's Nebraska football team, has been elected to succeed Rhodes, All-Valley end as leader of the Husker eleven next fall. Rhodes has enlisted along with Hubka and Munn, two other Husker stars. Wilder was selected as All-Valley guard last fall. The Colgate University nine defeated St. Lawrence college Friday by a score of 3-2. Need Language Clerk Official information has been received here concerning the Civil Service examination for "Clerk Qualified in Modern Language." The examination will be given May 22-24 and June 19-20. Any one interested can get information and the application blanks by calling at the post office. Street is made streets. Lieut. Gordon S. Street, formerly of Company A, Kansas Engineers, the Topeka last year, was in Lawrence yesterday on his way to Vancouver barracks. He was recommended for training at the Petersburg, Va., school for engineers and was recently commissioned lieutenant there. He was an engineer of ability while at the University last year. Lieutenant Street graduated last spring. Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler-725 Mass. 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No credit accounts and their losses; no reduction sales, free deliveries or extravagant window trimming. We put these extra expenses into the suit and you get the saving. $5.00 Special Value Silk Shirts One Button Union Suits in Knit or Athletic Styles $1.25 and $1.50 Get At Least One Thrift Stamp With Your Change! Skofstad 829 Mass. St. Get At Least One Thrift Stamp With Your Change! Send the Daily Kansan Home UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 119. "Eliza Comes to Stay Was Season's Success With K. U. Audience Good Clothes In Transformation of Eliza Made Her Dangerous To Men Play Will Be Given Again Parts were Well Acted And F A. U. Hall Was Early Crowded "Eliza Comes To Stay," the threeact comedy, which was produced by the Dramatic Club. Wednesday, March 21, proved to be a great success, if the applause and laughter of the audience can be considered as an indication. Burt Cochran, as the Honorable Sandy Vernal, the enthusiastic young English bachelor, was a show all by himself. His English dialect proved equally as good as his famous negro dialect. The numerous baby books, rocking horses, and toys that he had collected paved the way for the striking appearance of Eliza. ELIZA'S DRESS WAS A SCREAM The audience was somewhat prepared for a grown person rather than the child that the Honorable Sandy evidently expected, but they were not prepared for anything like they saw when Helen Bender appeared as the long-looked for Eliza. Dressed in a faded wrapper, a small hat, sandals half covered by falling stockings, she made a good representation of a girl brought up to scorn anything that would make her beautiful, for that her beauty would render her fan-fearless. In the last act, Miss Bender was such a transformed person that it is feared that the moral of the play as interpreted by most of the feminine part of the audience that it is desirable to be dangerous. WHO'D THOUGHT IT WAS WEBB? Nadine Blair, as Vera Laurence, made a good actress as well as a very brave one for in the second act, she took down her hair without going behind the scenes or using a mirror. Karl Brown did good work as Montague Jordan, the unfortunate admirer of Eliza. Alexander Verral, the rich old Englishman, had so much dignity and poise that one could hardly believe that behind those bushy side-burns was the innocent face of Webb Wilson. Eda Roberts, as Lady Pennybroke, a charming elderly lady, Lucille Hovey as Mrs. Allaway, the nurse, and F. C. Stringfellow as Herbert, the butler, all did excellent work. "Eliza Comes To Stay" will be repeated in the Little Theatre at Green Hall, Saturday, April 6, for the benefit of the Dramatic Club. The price for the second production will be twenty-five cents instead of fifty cents. Tickets are now on sale at the Registrar's office. Lieut. K. F. Nance of Camp Funston To Tell Personal Story of Great War Will Give Experiences In American Ambulance The story of his personal experiences on the western front in France will be given today at 4 o'clock in Frasch帕培 by Lieut. K. F. Nance, chaplain with the 164th Depot Brigade at Camp Funston. Lieutenant Nance was in the service of the American Ambulance six months in the summer of 1916. During that time he had many hazardous experiences, driving an ambulance to and from the front line trenches. He was forced to give up the work, and was invalidated home because of injuries from poisonous gases. Since returning from France, Lieutenant Nance has given his time to various war activities. He has lectured extensively, and helped in the first and second Liberty Loan campaigns in Kansas City. Students will not be "excused from military drill or physical exercise for the lecture. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 2, 1918. The Women's Glee Club will meet it Fraser Chapel Wednesday night at o'clock. All members are urged to be there as this is a rehearsal for the program which will be given a the Methodist Church next Sunday. Don't wait—it's now! Buy War Savings Stamps! Seniors Check Grades To Prepare for Degrees Notices have been sent out to the eniors to check over their grades in he registrar's office so that they will be able to receive their degrees this spring. About 225 seniors in the College will be graduated from the senior class of 249. In the School of Engineering thirty probably will graduate from the 42 in the senior class. The seniors of the School of Fine Arts are expected to get their degrees. About twenty-five law students will get their diplomas. Ten from the School of Pharmacy are expected to be graduated. Of the seventeen medics at Rosedale, about fifteen will graduate. The War Here and Over There Preparing For a Fresh Drive Preparing For a Fresh Drive The Germans during the past 48 hours have been drawing their big guns up behind the advance line of their most forward position preparatory to another smash at the allied front. All aero service is unusually active spotting the new enemy artillery positions and already both British and French artillery are opening within ranges calculated for them by aviators. High Tide Reached With the failure of German massed attacks to penetrate farther along the front which now extends almost fifty miles and with the growing ability of the allied defenders to keep the present line intact long enough to give their big guns a chance to get firm emplacement behind them—it is now felt in military headquarters in Paris, London, and Washington that the Teutonic offensive has passed its high tide. Casualties Six To One The first really accurate casually figures are now coming in from the Western Front and in round numbers indicate that for the hundred thousand British put out of action there have been six hundred thousand Germans killed, wounded, and taken prisoner. This rather substantiates the stated claim that during the Allies were going to rent temporarily a few square miles of No Man's Land in exchange for a few hundred thousand German lives. In refutation of allegations that suckers are illegally hoarding hides, . F. Swift reports stocks of hides recently increased more than half, because of the large number of cattle tilled with no increase in the demand except for heavy leather for army shoes. In the coal fields of Pennsylvania there are nearly 75,000 miners who are subjects of Austria-Hungary. Churches, museums, public institutions, and-private citizens in Russia are required to place their gold articles at the disposal of the state at a fixed rate. Otherwise they will be confiscated. English statistics show that there are now 1,500,000 women employed in British industry with an increase in women's earnings of £10,000,000. On account of the restricted hours for sale of alcohol, drunkenness among women has decreased 73 per cent. The 1918 Senior Memorial, a large thirty-day Seth Thomas clock with a twenty-four inch dial, was installed in the main room at Spooner Library Monday afternoon. A clock for a memorial had been decided upon for some time but it was only recently decided to install it in the library. General Pershing has recommended that the number of army chaplains be increased for the war to an average of three to a regiment. The original intention of the memorial committee was to put it in Fraser Hall, but at the suggestion of Chancellor Strong it was placed in St. Mary's Church, where thought it would be of more service there than at any other place. Senior Memorial Clock Installed in Library More than fifteen dollars of the memorial fund was left after the clock was purchased. This will be invested in War Savings Stamps for the benefit of the Student Loan Fund. Kirksmith Trio Gives Last Number April 3 In K. U. Concert Course Mrs. Anita Taylor Soloist and Miss Brainard Pianist in Party The last number of the University Concert Course will be given in Robinson Gymnasium Wednesday, April 3, at 8:20 o'clock. The Kirksmith Trio will appear in a program composed largely of popular selections. The members of the company are Karl Kirksmith, cellist, Anita Taylor, soprano, and Gladys Yves Brainard, pianist. O Cara Memoria .Servias Mr. Kirksmith The program: Il est doux, il est bon (Herodiade). Messera. Musetta's Whitz Song (la Douceuse) Puccini On the Desert . . . . . . . . . . Rhene-Baton Spinning Song of Bretany. . . . Mrs. Taylor Waltz, A. flat Major...Chopir Miss. Reynard Miss Brainard Deep River (old Negro melody) Irish Song (County Derry) Au Bord d'un Ruisseau The Last Hour ... Kramer On the Wild Rose Tree ... Rotoli Spring Singing ... Macafyden My Lover He Comes on the Skee. Mr. Kirksmith Etude in Octaves . . . Lescheitzerk Militaire Polonaise . . . Chopin Mrs. Taylor Miss Brainard Romance. ...Holman Clair de lune. ...Massenet Spanish Dance. ...Popper Mr. Kirksmith Drink to me only...Old English Chanson d'Amor...Massenet Elegy...Massenet Mrs. Taylor, Mr. Kirksmith Miss Brainard Freshman Caps Appear As Usual This Morning Upperclassmen Will Institute Strict Search for Non- Conformers Whether it is due to some gentle pressure by the upper classmen or a desire on the part of the freshmen to do the proper thing, there appeared on the hill this morning the usual headgear for freshmen at this time of the year. Warren Wattles, president of the senior class, Herschel Washington, president of the junior class, and Bruce Fleming, sophomore class president, all say their respective classes will see that the freshmen wear their caps. Every representative organization expected the freshmen to follow the yearling spring custom and wear their caps. They were not disappointed. "Dutch" Uhrlauh and "Brick" Chandler of the Men's Student Council say that organization is looking out for non-formers. The Elizabeth Matheson Innes scholarship for women has been divided between two women. One-half going to Emma Wedell, who withdrew from school at the end of the first semester to teach school. The other half was given to Mary McGrath. Applications for other scholarships have not begun to come in yet. Naughty Laws Joke Newly Married Prof. Still the lawyers must have their little joke. This morning when Prof. E.D. Obson, who had been married March 28, went to his class room his chair stood upon his desk all decorated with ladies' dresses, a kimona, shoes, a bou迪 cap $_{a}$, a pair of white silk gloves and other silk things which were not silk. Some of some things that were not silk. A big placard which read "Exhibit A," and other nobby signs had been nifty worked out by the naughty Laws. Innes Scholarship Awarded Send the Daily Kansan Home. As Mr. Osborne drove his car off the Hill some of the apparel not mentioned above floated along behind like a kite. Yes, the Laws must have their little joke. Both Teams Had Good Rebuta Speeches—Members of Negative More Experienced Kansas Debaters Lose To Missouri in Dual Contest by 3-0 Vote Kansas was defeated in the annual dual debate here with the University of Missouri last Thursday night by a decision of 3 to 0. The question on the debate was: Resolved, That the terms of settlement of the present war should be the establishment of the League of Peace. Kane's defensive. The University team had had no experience in inter-collegiate debating. All of its members were under classman, Harold Hall and Deane Malott are sophomores in the college, and George Blake is a freshman. The Missouri team showed more debating experience, two of its members having previous experience in university debates and in oratorical contexts. The members of the visiting team were Frank M. Lowe, Bernard Hurwitz, and Lloyd O'Rear. Missouri excelled in delivery, both in the main argument and in rebuttal. Each team gave good rebuttals. Three Kansas City men were judges. They were B. B. Wright of the city library, Principal Holmes of Central High School, and Dr. Grant Robbins, a Methodist minister. Bride at New Year's Is Widowed by War's Toll Mrs. Harry E. Boestler Does Not See Husband Again After Wedding . --hearse. Mrs. Harry E. Boestler, fa2'19, was notified last Thursday that her husband, an aviator in the American army, had been killed by the falling of his machine during a German raid on Paris. Mrs. Boestler left at once for her home in Chanute upon receipt of this news. Both Mr. and Mrs. Boestler were residents of that city, where they were married New Year's Eve. Mrs. Boester had planned to visit her husband at his training camp in Texas about the first of February, but before she could leave, he was already on his way to France, where he arrived about the middle of February. As a result of his early departure, he was not able to see his bride again after the time of the wedding Too Many Jobs Offered By University Y. M. C. A. Mrs. Boestler, who was Miss Ruth BrANDLE, is a member of the Mu Phi Epsilon sorority, will return to the University to continue her studies, according to friends here. High School Students Given Work Through Association Employment Bureau The University Y. M. C. A. employment bureau is so swamped with jobs that cannot be filled with students at the university that it has been decided to open these jobs to high school students as well as to those who are attending the University, according to Harold Hall, secretary of the employment bureau. This is the first time this has been done. Should the demand for work by University students increase the employment bureau will discontinue offering work to others. The large number of unfilled jobs is attributed to the smaller number of men in K. U. than in the last few years and also to the scarcity of labor in all enterprises. The number of hours of compulsory exercise, military drill, and wireless work also prevents many students from working who would do so if they had fewer study hours in the University. Send the Daily Kansan Home Prof. Preyer Gives Concert OWLS will meet Wednesday night at 7:30 o'clock at the Delta Tau house. Important business. Prob. Freyer Gives Concert Carl Preyer, professor of piano in the School of Fine Arts, will appear in recital Thursday, April 14, at 2:30 o'clock in the Athenacum auditorium, 900 Lincoln Boulevard, Kansas City. The concert is a benefit for Swope Settlement work by the educational and philanthropic committee of the Kansas City Musical Club. Van der Vries Directs Chicago C. of C. Office Dr. John N. Van der Vries, until recently professor of mathematics at K. U., has been appointed in charge of the office of the National Chamber of Commerce to be opened in Chicago. Professor Van der Vries supervised the campaign which enlisted 8,700 Red Cross members in Douglas County, and was called shortly after to Washington to work with the National Chamber of Commerce. Plain Tales From The Hill If our boys would give this yell as they go "over the top," the hair on every German's head ought to raise two inches; Oh, me! Oh, my! Won't we black that Kaiser's eye, Won't he swear and won't he curse When we go after him with our A MYSTERY THAT WAS NO MYSTERY Perhaps if you chanced to stray down the street upon a balmy evening last week you might have noticed something which would have greatly aroused your curiosity. You may have been waiting with a waiter and being all this time for someone to settle this deep and dire mystery. And still the burning question remains in your mind! Yes, she was a college woman, you are sure! Why, well because she had the proverbial fat heeded shoes, and those characteristic ear muffs of hair over the ears. And to think that one of our distinguished little college maidens should go along the streets on a dark evening alone and unprotected protect up little bits along the way. No she isn't a snipe shooter as she is. She's also a patriotic maid. She is gathering salvage for the salvage box! Now, Mr. Slacker, Mr. Criticizer, and Mr. Knocker will you ever dare to utter one word again against the patriotism of the University women? Professor Elmer addressing a small child who was sitting on a door step eating a cooky, "What are you eating?" Smal child, "Raw potatoes." "No you are not," said Professor Elmer, "you are eating a cooky." "But," replied the child, "when I say I eat eating raw potatoes, I am eating raw potatoes." The student came in late last night. Roomie was asleep, and the thoughtful student couldn't take the heart to wake him, so he didn't turn on the light. But there was something on the table among the books and clothes that the student wanted. He rustled around in the dark, hunting for it. The supposedly sleeping rooie spoke up; "Oh, I say. I put my money in the drawer tonight." THINGS THAT COUNT IN LIFE THINGS THAT COULD you best girl guide you when you ask her to make and she says she has to study and you meet her later out strolling with another man. Your girl was mighty nice to you as long as the beauty contest was going on but now, as she has a place among the winners, she cares no more. Long discussion in frat meeting when you are supposed to meet a girl at the library before nine o'clock. The wonderful moonlight nights that make it impossible to study for quizzes the next day. Cupid is working over time these days and from the latest reports he has been very successful in his raid on K. U. this spring. It is understood that three young women staying at 1321 Tennessee street are to be married soon. A sophomore who might be said to be striving in vain with the joys and problems of philosophy, had been drowsing over the Dialogues of Hylas and Philonous for over an hour in the library when one of his classmates approached. Naval Reserve to Call Enrolled Men to Serve At Least for Summer "Well, Bill, what do you think of that book?" inquired the newcomer. "Why I tell you, I get just about as much out of it as I do out of a Mutt and Jeff cartoon only I don't have the fun of looking at the pictures." Undergraduates May Return Next Fall for Further Training Well Qualified Men Wanted Students May Obtain Commissions If They Renounce Right To Resume Schooling Students in technical courses in the University of Kansas who enroll in the Naval Reserve Force will be called to active duty upon completion of their current school year, according to word received by Chancellor Frank Strong regarding modification of the recent offer of the U. S. Navy to enroll undergraduates in technical courses with permission to remain on inactive status to continue their college course. Men who have completed their college course will remain in active duty while those still undergraduates will be given training during vacation period and may be released again at the opening of the new college year. Undergraduates may remain on active duty at their request. Graduates who are called to active duty will be examined carefully for such of those who are qualified to enter the various Officer Material Schools and particular attention will be paid to graduates of recognized technical schools. Men who have attained a degree in mechanical engineering are particularly desirous for the Office Material School, and Bachelor's (unsupervised) Undergradrates may enter Officer Material Schools, but they forfeit the privilege of returning to college in case they qualify for commissions. Undergraduates who are called to active service for the vacation period will be placed in recruit training and later in the patrol forces of the Naval district. Effort will be made to give as much training as possible in the short time available. Undergraduates will not be transferred to distant service unless they first renounce the privilege of returning to college. New Daylight Saving Schedule Is Ushered In With Few Mistakes A Day or Two Will Suffice for Becoming Accustomed to Early Rising Classes started promptly at 8 o'clock this morning on the new "daylight saving schedule," with little confusion. After two days' practice there was very little difficulty in adapting the habits of the student body to the new time regulations. A few exceptions from the general smoothness of the starting of the new rule were found in students who straggled breathlessly to class, forty-five minutes late. In most of the 8 o'clock classes here were a goodly number of susi- siciously sleepy students. Many even iad the discourtesy to yawn re- teledly. Undoubtedly these minor difficulties will be removed in a very few days, and the University campus will resume its accustomed compose. The plan will not cause any inconvenience, when it has been thoroughly adopted. Dramatic Club Offers Two More Popular Plays Continuing the Popular Play Series which are being given under the auspices of the K. U. Dramatic Club, two one-act plays "America Pass By" and a comedy "The Step-Mother," will be produced Saturday, April 6, at 8 o'clock in the theater of Green Hall. Tickets are now on sale at the registrar's office. "America Passes By" is an up-to-date drama of Americanism and has in its cast Craig Kennedy, Florence Burney Miller and Lucille Hayne. The comedy, The Step-Mother, will be played by Howard Morgan, Eva Robinson, Glen Neighbors and Florence Ingham. A war saver is a life saver! Buy War-Savings Stamps! --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 2, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN t paper of of Kansas Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF HINTED SCHOOL STUDENTS Vivian Stanton Head of Education in-chief; James Hardcore, Associate Editor; Howard Morgan, P. T. Editor; Helen Peffer, Society Editor; Ruth Anderson, Society Editor WORLD ORGANIZED BUSINESS SENIOR Fred Rigby...Business Mgr. Wayne Wilson...Assistant Herman Haugen Amberlynn Millard Wear Floyd Hoackwell Alice Bowlin Harry Morgan Donald Davis Dorothy Cole Roger Trippon Luther Hangen Ferd. Gottlieb Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mutilation lawyer. Kannas, under the act of Lawrence. Kannas, under the act of Lawrence. Published in the afternoon five times a day in New York and Boston, after publication of Kinaea, from the press of the Dept. of War, on December 27, 1935. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones: Bell K. U. 25 and 66. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the University of Kansas, to go further than merely print the news by standing for the ideals the University represents. To be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be honest; to face serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the students of the University. TUTSDAY, APRIL 2, 1918. THE LAST LAP The last lap begins today. Easter vacation is behind us. The University year is coming down on the home stretch. For seniors, here are a scant two months before college days are over forever. Be a sponge. Soak up a little bit of information and pleasure that comes your way. Crowd everything into your days that you possibly can. In doing all this for yourself, however, do not forget that the universe runs on the principle of give and take. Be of a little service to your fellow students, or your community. Now is the time for Juniors and underclassmen to make the minutes count. These are strenuous times; even the clock is moving up an hour. There is more to be done in this last two months of the spring session than there has ever been to do in previous years. The necessity is greater. Return to the University next September is uncertain for many students. Wise students will take the wise advice of Lord Chesterfield to Maul Muller and make hay while the sun shines during the coming April and May. BUT— He was walking down the street, a mere barb. The fraternity man of recent pledging became intensely interested in the sidewalk as the barbarian approached. The pledget had seen the meek bar, but— HE ALSO SERVES He may not sit behind groundglass, gilt-lettered doors as does the city editor, but he delivers the goods just the same. His salary may not mount to several thousands yearly and he may not have scores of men under him, but he is at work twelve hours a day at least six days of the week. Editorialist, news editor, reporter, ad man, business manager, and, when occasion demands it, pressman, compositor and devil, that is the country editor. A man with a headful of ideas; a man with good, sound business sense; a man of tact; and a man with a thousand and one things to do and with the ability to do them all well—that is the country editor indeed. The metropolitan daily, covering such a broad field, plays up the big news items of general interest. And we unto the city newspaper man if he cannot get such items in sufficient quantity. But the editor of a weekly has a different problem to face. It is the personal item which will make or break his paper. Names of neighbors are what he needs, and enough of them to fill several columns of every issue. He must not forget to mention that Jim Jones has bought a new Ford or that Mrs. Smith visited at Podunk over the week-end. He knows that people like to see their names in print and that the more often home folks see them the better they will like the paper. News is not news to the country editor. He is known too well by his readers. The scandal story that the city editor would give first page space in the metropolitan paper, he must suppress altogether. It would jar on community feelings. He would hurt his friends. And he is glad that he can pass over such items and leave them for his city brother. Although he is a busy man, just at busy as the man on the daily, life denies him nothing and he has more time for real living. He stays close to human beings and humanity, and that is the reason that he can still serve his paper when his hair is streaked with gray. The city editor is wrung dry and thrown aside at fifty. It seems, to the average person, that it is a bigger thing to be associated with the large paper in the metropolis. But the country editor is well satisfied with his position, as a rule, for he knows and his circulation knows that he is serving the public in the better way and is getting a good deal more enjoyment out of it than if he were in the rush and whirl of the impersonal city office which never stopped to think of a real individual. AS IT REALLY WAS “—hundred calories. Very high patented flour—” The silence was broken by the turning over of leaves by those who were beginning on tomorrow's Geology or Botany, and the rattling of stiff letter papers in the hands of those who were patriotically writing to "him" overseas. "—government regulations requiring —tiny tiny little thing." quiring — "tiny, tiny, little thing—" An epidemic of the whooping cough burst out among the assemblies women of the University. Several students amused themselves by looking around over the room, and meditating on the new spring hats visible. Some wrote up laboratory books, others were slyly giggling. "Be very, very careful. Will the girl in the eighth row please stop talking?" Some restless stirring, many bored expressions, and a large amount of honestly unconscious sleep spurred the speaker to greater effort. "Can we really?" Feeding cereals to chickens—" The end of the hour approached The sleepers awoke, and gather their note books together. A choru of pent up sighs were relieved. "I perceive from some of you faces that some of your aren't the least bit interested." A farewell of yawns prefaced much swarming toward doors, and the handing in each of his own pink slip. The third Food Conservation lecture was over. After this manner was wasted the gospel of economy which, it was hoped, would touch so many people, making them reduce personal consumption because of limited national resources; influencing them to save that others might have. FEMININE DYNAMITE How much good was accomplished? Didn't the forceful feeding get anything into you? It was sound nutrition; the trouble was with your appetite. Only one course remains. Grey matter must be hyperdermically injected. He was in France. He was doing only the average amount of work at the University, but she did not write for a week. He thought she had forgotten that he was doing his best in the great fight. She had merely be careless. It was such a little thing—the writing that letter—but it meant everything to him. Grandma-"Shall I teach you how to make doughnuts?" It was a little thing that counted. Debutante—“Yes, I'm terribly interested, but I can't quite understand how you fix the inner tubes”—Milestones. The Philologist A Few Words With Him Every Day "No," said the Philologist, as he absentmindedly scratched his left ear with the inky end of his pen,—"and yet you are right in maintaining that 'mama' is likely to be an older word than 'papa,' although it is probable that neither word is the oldest word in language. Nor can we consider the vocal expressions of an uncomfortable baby as words; they are too inarticulate and are by no means uniform, and even if they are effective in producing immediate results, they can hardly be classed as words. "The oldest word is probably the sound we write "T-e-h-k." It originated when our primitive ancestors while wandering through the jungle came upon something that startled one of them. His mouth flew open in surprise and he drew in an involuntary breath. The result of pulling the tongue away from the upper teeth as he inhaled was this sound "T-e-h-k." He made it because he couldn't help it. His companions heard it, looked at him, saw what he was staring at, and immediately climbed trees. "We still use the word because we also gasp when we are surprised, but with us it generally means 'Just look!—Shocking!' We occasionally write it 'Tut,' and some ignoramuses pronounce it as they see it written." "After this sound had occurred spontaneously for a few thousand years, some genius used it intentional, and then it became a real word. "By the way," said the Philologist, as he turned to his desk again," did you know that some races call their father 'Mama' and their mother 'Dada?' Curious, isn't it? But it's a fact——." (Verses read by Marco Morrow at Associated Journalists' dinner, University of Kansas.) POET'S CORNER The Prayer of a Rotarian I ask the gods who mold the mind of men And shape their lives, that I may have two gifts— No more; I ask for Pride; I ask for Power. Oh, not the might and vanity of Kings That I may lord it for a little day; But give, I pray, that power of brain and arm Nor yet the purse-proud power that comes with gold: That I may do each day with joy the work I find at hand; and act with glad assent My little part in God's vast scheme of things The power to give the world more than I take. The power to be a man! Let me not be *M michethina*, *min. māhna*, *majāy oak* Besechnesthe (*māhna*) in heaven's name my lords! my lords! Let me be not a gorging bird o'prey that glides over the sage of earth. The crafty man who waits disaster's blow my lords! (Oh, I have seen them in the market-place. Rich merchants clothed in purple, haggling there Over some taudry bauble with such greed They made the very beggars sick (or)! Vho idly eat Life's bread and drinks Life's wine. Let me not be the high-born mendi- cant And pounces on the hapless, hopeless one; And give to me that honest pride which soooks. Let me not be a beggar at Life's board. The power to work—co-laborer with Thee! All alms bestowed by Chance or Circ: emancipation; "It means the "other I," responded a pupil. But give to me, O God, the power to serve To take more than my honest sharc— the pride "What is the meaning of 'alter teacher' and the teacher of the be- eginner's class? To give my fellow man more than his due. My fellows and my age—the power to live— "Give me a sentence containing the phrase." "He winked his alter ego." -Marco Morrow. K. U. Soldiers Write Defense of Funston Send the Daily Kansan Bome. The following has been received from soldier alumni at Camp Funston. Camp Funston, Kansas. March 21, 1918. Editor Daily Kansan To the contrary of what Candidate James B. McNaught would have the good folks back home believe about the Third Officers' Training Camp at Camp Funston, not all of the personnel reverting K. U. as their Alma Master belong to the egotistical "dough-boys." We, the aspiring candidates of the First Battery of Artillery strenuously object to being left out of recognition entirely. "Over there" we wager that the dough boys will be able to defend themselves till they meet after they, the dough boys have got themselves into a hot place and must needs be taken out before their crust is burned. We write in congratulating Candidate McNaught on his splendid letter concerning the Training Camp, but we in the battery wonder where the infirmytem get the time to take the several censeus, the results of which he mentioned. They certainly must have an easy time of it! Yours for old K. U. Henry J. "Hank" Ahrens, '10. Clarence J. Pierce, '07. S. W. Caywood, '15 S. W. Caywood, 16. J. C. Carpenter '17. J. C. Carpenter, '17. H. A. "Hail" Russel, '17. CAMPUS OPINION All communications to this column must be signed by the writer. The name will then not be used until the comment is received and the editor must know who is writing the comment as evidence of the writer's since. Communications are welcome. Do all profs forget that they were students once? One remarked in his class today, "What unintelligent things students do!" He has forgotten entirely that not long ago he was a student doing the same unintelligent things that the students of today are doing. If we were all so nearly perfect that we never made mistakes the vocation of teaching would certainly be on the front. The most recent professors would be out of luck. Then, too, is it absolutely necessary to continually practice a too soothing ebullition of vitriolic sarcasm on the unintelligent student? We are offenders—but perhaps if one of the intelligent ones are capable perhaps that we too can become nfallible. Intelligent. Have you a little SALVAGE BASKET in your home? 3ASKET in your home? CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Sensation Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansan Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion, $25; two insertions, $50; inertions, $25; five insertions, $50. Fifteen to twenty-five words, one insertion, $10; fifteen to twenty-five words, $50; five insertions, $75. 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D., Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology and hospital, 1201 Ohio St. Both shones, 35. KEELEY'S BOOK STORE - Quiz books, pointers, art materials, drawing sets. Pictures and picture framing. Agency and picture Typwriters. $23 Mass Street. PLACE? VARSITY Theatre WHEN? Friday and Saturday WHAT? "Empty Pockets" AUTHOR? Rupert Hughes PRODUCER? Hebert Brennon STAR? Bert Lytell Be Prepared Next Winter-COAL The price of the coal will be the government price at the time of delivery. By ordering now for summer delivery, you will get the benefit of the probable drop in price. Deep Shaft Cherokees—we are taking orders for spring and summer delivery. Fraternities and sororites use this coal. Order your coal now for spring and summer delivery. You may have part or all of your order delivered during the summer and the remainder after school opens. Arkansas Semi-Anthracite--you may get this coal now. This is the coal that most of the professors buy. LOGAN-MOORE LUMBER CO. F. H. Church, Mgr. Phone 113 WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business $1 KANSAN WILL SEND THE . Anywhere from now until June < Subscribe for your K. U. friend in the training camp- Subscribe for the folks at home— Subscribe for your best friend who may come to K.U. next year— Subscribe for YOURSELF! Subscriptions taken at Fraser Hall Business Office, Kansan Office, or Telephone K. U. 66. APRIL 2, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Must Eliminate Cake And Pastry to Save Wheat for Our Allies Says Yeast Bread Also Should Be Used Sparingly, Mrs. Teetor Says Rye No Longer Substitute Flour Hot Breads May Be Made With Only 25 Per Cent Wheat The necessity of saving wheat and the methods by which this can be accomplished were discussed this morning by Mrs. E. D. Teetor, acting head of the department of home economics. This problem is one of the greatest that the government has to face as both our own food supply and that of our allies will be endangered unless more wheat is saved in the next six months than has been in the last six months. The method of saving now is the "fifty- fifty" plan. By use of this plan an equal amount of wheat substitutes must be bought with all wheat purchased. This plan would cause a great savings if everyone would follow many either feed the substituents to the chickens of waste them entirely. USE 25 PER CENT SUBSTITUTE Many substitutes have been made and have proved successful, but not more than 25 per cent of substitutes can be used successfully in making yeast bread. Therefore we must use less yeast bread, Mrs. Teetor said. Many hot breads can be made with 75 per cent or more corn or other substitute flour. SHOULD USE NO CAKES In the experiments of the department of home economics some ginger bread has been made using 75 per cent wheat substitutes and syrups almost entirely instead of sugar. For the present the use of cakes and pastry should be greatly cut down or entirely done away with to conserve the supply. The proportions for cakes have not been completely worked out. Rye can no longer be sold as a wheat substitute as nearly the entire supply is consumed by the foreigners in the United States. Corn meal is one of the most widely used substitutes, but it will not be shipped after April 1st as it would germinate during transportation. HOT BREADS ARE VALUABLE Many experiments are being made by the department of home economics and many war-time recipes are being prepared. These will be given to any one desiring them. The proportion of substitutes that can be used in hot bread is 75 per cent by weight. The average proportion by measure is two-thirds substitute to one-third wheat. A more accurate schedule has been made by the department of home economics. By the Way Miss Teresa Tucker of Washburn College was a guest of Illde Fuller, c18, during the Easter holidays. Mrs. Grover Loud and son D'Arcy Loud, of Ossipee, N. H., arrived in Lawrence Saturday and will make their home here at 1726 Indiana Street. Professor Loud met them in Chicago. First Lieutenant Gerald Sparks, a former student in the University was a visitor at the Pi Upsilon house Saturday and Sunday. Sparks has been transferred from Fortress Monroe, Va., to Fort Stevens, Oregon. Dave Lupher, who was a freshman in the University last year, is now on his way to France. He sailed Thursday with an advance detachment of the 137th infantry, which has been trained at Camp Doniphan. Alpha Chi Omega gave a luncheon at the Women's City Club in Kansas City Saturday. Members of the K. U. and Baker chapters, and of the Kansas City alumnae chapters were there. Sigma Nu will give a house dance Friday, April 5. Professor N. P. Sherwool formerly of K. U., spent Easter with his family in Lawrence. Professor Sherwool is now giving special bacteriological work for army officers in Washington University, St. Louis. Aacones announces the initiation of Dana McCall, e19. Alpha Tau Omega will entertain with a house dance Friday, March 5. Pi Beta Phi will give a rushing house party this week-end. A house dance will be given Saturday, April 6. Lieutenant Ray Swarner, who is a staff officer at Camp Funston, spent Sunday at the Kanza house. Osborne-Morrow Ph professor Edward D. Osborne of the school of Law and Mrs. Bess Morrow were married Thursday, March 28, in Kansas, Ill. Mrs. Osborne is now in New York City, and Mr. Osborne will attend where she will do Red Cross work, Professor Osborne may join Mrs. Osborne in France later. Gets Government Job Ruth Gardner, c18, leaves today for Washington, where she has a clerical position in the War Department. Miss Gardner obtained the position through the civil service, and expects to remain in Washington for two years. She is a member of Theta Sigma Phi and of the Torch society. Basil T. Church, c'20, has been absent from school a week and is confined to his home with the rheumatism. He expects to be able to return to school this week. Pi Kappa Alpha announces the pledging of Homer Eagles, e'20, of Thayer. Appelboom Describes German Raid on Paris Air Bomb Demolishes One or Two Stories of House It Strikes Strikes A letter to Dean Olin Tempin has been received at the University from P. A. F. Appelboom, former instructor in Romance Languages at K. U., who is now purchasing agent of the Y. M. C. A. in Paris. The letter was written shortly after the first German air raid on Paris that Mr. Appelboom witnessed. The raid began at 11 o'clock, he writes, and the boarders at the house in which he lives were aroused by the wall of the sirens, the signal that is given during a Boche raid. After a hurried scuffle, the persons in the house all went down to the lower floor where the bright lights of the enemy planes could easily be seen against one in which Mr. Appelbloom lives one in which Mr. Appelbloom lives was bombed, and according to the letter a German air bomb when it strikes demolises one or two stories. The hole an air bomb makes in the street pavement is about one and three-fourths yards deep and two yards wide. "Although we went into the street this time," continues the letter, "we would not do so again for this curiosity is the cause of most fatalities." The raid was over by one o'clock after he had engaged the enemy planes. Mr. Appelbom writes that all France is proud of the United States and that it puts much faith in what this nation will do. Innes Scholarship Re-awarded Innes Scholarship Re-awarded The second half of the Eliza Matheson Innes Scholarship, amounting to fifty dollars, has been awarded to Mary B. McGrath, a junior in the College. The former holder of the scholarship, Emma C. Wedell, withdrawn from the University to teach school and this occasioned the reawarding of the scholarship. Band Plays For Selected Men Members of the University of Kansas band joined with the musicians of the Lawrence Municipal band to furnish music for the parade Friday which marked the departure of Lawrence's squad of selected men for Camp Funston last Friday morning. Fresh Toasted Marshmallows — mallow delightful at Wiedemann's.— Adv. Band Plays For Selected Men A Fresh Shipment of MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDIES University Book Store 803 Mass. St. World almanacs for 1918 have arrived CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS GEWARD HENFIELD EWARD HENGISD Copyright Hart Schaffner & Marx "When Johnny comes marching home" That's the title of an old war song. It's a cheerful song and we can sing it again now. All-wool clothes save the most for you. They wear a We're all looking forward to that day when the boys will come marching home, victoriously, but in the meantime you can help them by saving food; saving fuel; and saving on clothing. long time and you'll not have to buy them so often. You're certain of this quality at this store and expert tailoring, too; we guarantee it absolutely. The latest Springtime styles are here now; made by Hart Schaffner & Marx. New clothes call for a new hat to match. You'll find here the smartest selections of new Spring hat styles in town. The neckwear this season is rich in new coloring. PECKHAM The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes Have you a little SALVAGE BASKET in your home? A DAILY LETTER HOME—The Daily Kansan. TEACHERS WANTED Thousands of teachers needed to fill vacancies in Central and Western states for next year. Register now. ONLY 4 PER CENT COMMISSION. Write for blanks today. The Heuer Teachers' Agency, 408-409 C. R. Sav. Bank Bldg., Cedar Rapids, Iowa. When in Kansas City Stop at the Hostelry of "Good Service" HOTEL HOTEL SAVOY MIDDLEBURY 9th & Central Sts. ROOMY ROOMS Excellent Cafe and Gril —Popular Prices— Make the "Savoy" Your Headquarters! TYPEWRITERS FOR RENT We have in a number of first class machines for rent; Underwoods, Remingtons, Royal 10's and 5' and L. C. Smiths. They won't last long. Take your pick early. MORRISON & BLIESNER 701 Mass. St. Phone 164 A. G. ALRICH 736 Mass. St. Easter and Birthday Cards. Engraved Cards for Commencement. CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. 1025 mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter R. Repair Them While You Wait Efficiently at THE BLUE RIBBON SHOE SHOP PROPRIETOR Bldg. Mass. St. Wear-U-Wall Shop F. P. HORMUTH Funny, Isn't It? That spring weather has such an influence over everyone. They want a change and a change in food more than any thing else. There is a big difference in sitting down to the table and eating just whatever you have given you, and to order just what you want. Fresh vegetables, cool, refreshing drinks and a menu of wide variety—three of our specialties. After all, it is cheaper to eat what you want and when you want it. The OREAD CAFE E. C. BRICKEN, Prop. Just a Step From the Campus SEND THE DAILY KANSAN HOME. APRIL 2,1918 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Must Eliminate Cake And Pastry to Save Wheat for Our Allies Yeast Bread Also Should Be Used Sparingly, Mrs. Teetor Says Rye No Longer Substitut Flour Hot Breads May Be Made With Only 25 Per Cent Wheat The necessity of saving wheat and the methods by which this can be accomplished were discussed this morning by Mrs. E. D. Teetor, acting head of the department of home economics. This problem is one of the greatest that the government has to face as both our own food supply and that of our allies will be endangered unless more wheat is saved in the next six months than has been in the last six months. The method of saving now is the "fifty-fifty" plan. By use of this plan an equal amount of wheat substitutes must be bought with all wheat purchased. This plan would cause a great saving if everyone would follow it. But many either feed the substitutes to the chickens of waste them entirely. USE 25 PER CENT SUBSTITUTE Many substitutes have been made and have proved successful, but not more than 25 per cent of substitutes can be used successfully in making yeast bread. Therefore we must use less yeast bread, Mrs. Teetor said. Many hot breads can be made with 75 per cent or more corn or other substitute flour. SHOULD USE NO CAKES In the experiments of the department of home economics some ginger bread has been made using 75 per cent wheat substitutes and syrups almost entirely instead of sugar. For the present the use of cakes and pastry should be greatly cut down or entirely done away with to conserve the wheat supply. The proportions for cakes have not been completely worked out. HOT BREADS ARE VALUABLE Rye can no longer be sold as a wheat substitute as nearly the entire supply is consumed by the foreigners in the United States. Corn meal is one of the most widely used substitutes, but it will not be shipped after April 1st as it would germinate during transportation. Many experiments are being made by the department of home economics, and many war-time recipes are being prepared. These will be given to anyone desiring them. HOT BREADS ARE VALUABLE The proportion of substitutes that can be used in hot bread is 75 per cent by weight. The average proportion by measure is two-thirds substitute to one-third wheat. A more accurate schedule has been made by the department of home economics. By the Way Miss Teresa Tucker of Washburn College was a guest of Iilde Fuller, c'18, during the Easter holidays. Mrs. Grover Loud and son D'Arcy Loud, of Ossipee, N. H., arrived in Lawrence Saturday and will make their home here at 1726 Indiana Street. Professor Loud met them in Chicago. First Lieutenant Gerald Sparks, a former student in the University was a visitor at the Pi Upsilon house Saturday and Sunday. Sparks has been transferred from Fortress Monroe, Va., to Fort Stevens, Oregon. Dave Lupher, who was a freshman in the University last year, is now on his way to France. He sailed Thursday with an advance detachment of the 137th infantry, which has been trained at Camp Doniphan. Alpha Chi Omega gave a luncheon at the Women's City Club in Kansas City Saturday. Members of the K. U. and Baker chapters, and of the Kansas City alumnae chapters were there. Sigma Nu will give a house dance Friday, April 5. Professor N. P. Sherwool formerly of K. U., spent Easter with his family in Lawrence. Professor Sherwool is now giving special bacteriological work for army officers in Washington University, St. Louis. Acomas announces the initiation of Dana McCall, e19. Alpha Tau Omega will entertain with a house dance Friday, March 5 Pi Beta Phi will give a rushing house party this week-end. A house dance will be given Saturday, April 6. Lieutenant Ray Swarner, who is a staff officer at Camp Funston, spent Sunday at the Kanza house. Osborne-Morrow Ph professor Edward D. Osborne of the school of Law and Mrs. Bess Morrow were married Thursday, March 28, in Kansas, Ill. Mrs. Osborne is now in New York City, and will leave in a few weeks for France, where she will be visiting Professor Osborne may join Mrs. Osborne in France later. Gets Government Job Ruth Gardner, c18, leaves today for Washington, where she has a clerical position in the War Department. Miss Gardner obtained the position through the civil service, and was appointed to serve for the duration of the war. She is a member of Theta Sigma Phi and of the Torch society. Basil T. Church, c20, has been absent from school a week and is confined to his home with the rheumatism. He expects to be able to return to school this week. Pi Kappa Alpha announces the pledging of Homer Eagles, e'20, of Thayer. Appelboom Describes German Raid on Paris Air Bomb Demolishes One or Two Stories of House It Strikes Strikes A letter to Dean Olin Templein has been received at the University from P. A. F. Appelboom, former instructor in Romance Languages at K. U., who is now purchasing agent of the Y. M. C. A. in Paris. The letter was written shortly after the first German air raid on Paris that Mr. Appelboom witnessed. The raid began at 11 o'clock, he writes, and the boarders at the house in which he lives were aroused by the wall of the sirens, the signal that is given during a Boche raid. After a hurried scuffle, the persons in the house all went down to the lower floor where the bright lights of the enemy planes could easily be seen against one in which Mr. Appelbloom lives one in which Mr. Appelbloom lives was bombed, and according to the letter a German air bomb when it strikes demolishes one or two stories. The hole an air bomb makes in the street pavement is about one and three-fourths yards deep and two yards wide. "Although we went into the street this time," continues the letter, "we would not do so again for this curiosity is the cause of most fatalities." The raid was over by one o'clock after the French airmen had engaged the enemy planes. Mr. Appelbom writes that all France is proud of the United States and that it puts much faith in what this nation will do. Innes Scholarship Re-awarded The second half of the Eliza Mathson Innes Scholarship, amounting to fifty dollars, has been awarded to Mary B. McGrath, a junior in the College. The former holder of the scholarship, Emma C. Wedell, has withdrawn from the University to teach school and this occasioned the reawarding of the scholarship. Innes Scholarship Re-awarded Band Plays For Selected Men Members of the University of Kansas band joined with the musicians of the Lawrence Municipal band to furnish music for the parade Friday which marked the departure of Lawrence's squad of selected men for Camp Funston last Friday morning. Fresh Toasted Marshmallows — nallowy delightful at Wiedemann's.— Adv. A Fresh Shipment of A Fresh Supplement MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDIES University Book Store 803 Mass. St. World almanacs for 1918 have arrived 847 Mass. CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS T EWANI SCHFISSD Copyright Hart Schaffner & Marx "When Johnny comes marching home" That's the title of an old war song. It's a cheerful song and we can sing it again now. All-wool clothes save the most for you. They wear a long time and you'll not have to buy them so often. We're all looking forward to that day when the boys will come marching home, victoriously, but in the meantime you can help them by saving food; saving fuel; and saving on clothing. You're certain of this quality at this store and expert tailoring, too; we guarantee it absolutely. The latest Springtime styles are here now; made by Hart Schaffner & Marx. New clothes call for a new hat to match. You'll find here the smartest selections of new Spring hat styles in town. The neckwear this season is rich in new coloring. PECKHAM The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes Have you a little SALVAGE BASKET in your home? A DAILY LETTER HOME—The Daily Kansas. TEACHERS WANTED Thousands of teachers needed to fill vacancies in Central and Western states for next year. Register now. ONLY 4 PER CENT COMMISSION. Write for blanks today. The Heuer Teachers' Agency, 408-409 C. R. Sav. Bank Bldg., Cedar Rapids, Iowa. When in Kansas City Stop at the Hostelry of "Good Service"—HOTEL SAVOY HOTEL SAVOY THE COURT HOUSE 9th & Central Sts. ROOMY ROOMS Excellent Cafe and Gril —Popular Prices— Make the "Savoy" Your Headquarter! TYPEWRITERS FOR RENT We have in a number of first class machines for rent; Underwoods, Remington, Royal 10's and 5' and L. C. Smiths. They won't last long. Take your pick early. MORRISON & BLIESNER 701 Mass. St. Phone 16 A. G. ALRICH 736 Mass. St. Easter and Birthday Cards. Engraved Cards for Commencement. CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter Air them While You Wait Work Performance Quickly and Efficiently at THE BLUE RIBBON SHOP SHOP F. P. HORMYL PROPRIETOR 801 Main St. Wear-U-Wall Shop Repair Them While You Wait A Funny, Isn't It? That spring weather has such an influence over everyone. They want a change and a change in food more than any thing else. There is a big difference in sitting down to the table and eating just whatever you have given you, and to order just what you want. Fresh vegetables, cool, refreshing drinks and a menu of wide variety—three of our specialties. After all, it is cheaper to eat what you want and when you want it. The OREAD CAFE E. C. BRICKEN, Prop. Just a Step From the Campus SEND THE DAILY KANSAN HOME. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 2.1918 Final Baseball Drive Starts This Afternoon For Games With Ames Coach Jay Bond Will Choose Players for Team Sometime This Week Ames Plays Here April 22 Freshman Nine and Varsity Probably Will Clash This Week in Practice Games Coach Jay Bond will begin driving his Varsity baseball candidates hard this afternoon in preparation for the opening of the Missouri Valley season with Ames April 22, 23 and 24 at Lawrence. In addition to the twelve Valley games which will be played, a game has been scheduled with Coach Bill Hargias' Emporia Normals and other games probably will be played with other State Conference teams. Although the State Conference officials recently decided to abolish baseball for the period of the war, it is certain that Emporia and St. Mary's will be represented on the diamond and the Jayhawkers will probably play games with both teams. Neither Coach Bond nor roach Duther Weddell of the freshmen has picked his squad yet, but this will probably be done with the beginning of the Varsity-freshman practice games this week. The Varsity candidates had two practice contests last week and these games gave Coach Bond an excellent chance to line up his material. The freshmen also have been playing short practice games among themselves and Coach Weddell has a few minns to battle the Varsity any time Coach Bond calls for it. The freshmen have several good pitching prospects who are expected to give the Varsity hitters some real batting practice before the opening game. TWENTY-FIVE MEN REPORTING Early season prospects for a good Varsity team this year are favorable. While the list of candidates turning out the every afternoon on McCook field is smaller than in former years, most of the men have had experience either on a Varsity or a freshman team in former years and are fielding in good style and hitting the ball hard. About eighty men in the team were playing daily for practice and of this number, four have had Varsity experience, including Weltmer and Schoenfeld, letter men, and fourteen have played freshman baseball. Bunn, basketball and football star, apparently has the edge on the regular catching job, although Cooper, Kitchen and Woody have been playing good ball and may win the place. With any of these men doing the receiving, the catching staff should be as strong as that of last year. It is in pitching that the team will be weakened. Captain Smmce, Red Craig and Connie Poirier, all letter men and veterans, graduated last June and there is not a pitcher with Varsity experience in school. However, Schoppel, Caler and Slawson, graduates of last year's freshman nine, are working out every afternoon and Goodwin, a new man, has been showing up well. MANY CANDIDATES FOR INFIELD There is a wealth of material for the infield, and there is no reason to believe that the inner defense should not be fully as strong as that of last year. Machamer and Willems are the candidates for first; Schoenfelt will probably play his old position at second; Cherry has been putting up an excellent game at short in the practice contests and Stem Foster, who played against Missouri in the last two contests last year, also will be out for an infeld position. For third, there is Dutch Uhrlaub, who played freshman ball three years ago, DutchLenberg, Keeler and possibly Bob Isenberger, although Isenberger also can handle second or short. Weltmier will probably play left field and Smith, Oyster, Tarrant, Wilhelmy and a few others will fight it out for the remaining two positions. No amount is too small to LEND TO YOUR COUNTRY. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort Taxi 12 'PHONE "One-Two" SPORT BEAMS Tom Thorpe, who has been an official in many of the large eastern college basketball games this year advocates a few minor changes in the sport which has become popular with the schools and army camps this year. Thorpe suggests that each man throw his own free throw so that one clever free throw may not win a game over a better team. E. K. Hall, of Dartmouth, chairman of the football rules committee, Walter Camp, of Yale, secretary, Dr. Harry L. Williams, another member of the committee, have advised that a meeting of the rules committee should not be held this year because of the expense of getting together and lack of interest in football last fall. If changes are made in the rules they will be made through correspondence. Many track men are complaining of sore and stiff legs since they started outdoor work. The soft condition of the cinder track is a great change from the short indoor track. Spring baseball practice is in full swing at Ohio State and the Varsity squad has been playing practice games for several days. Illinois, Michigan, Indiana, Iowa and practically every one of the school in the Big Ten will play baseball this year. Twenty-five football candidates are reporting daily for spring football practice at the University of Iowa. Six letter men are included in this squad. Utah University defeated the University of Colorado quintet Friday, 31-39, in the first game of a series for the Rocky Mountain basketball championship. PALACE BARBER SHOP A first class shop for K. U. men. Electric massage FRANK VAUGHN, Prop. 730 Mass. St. The Kansas Aggie freshman basketball team made a clean sweep in the recent series with the Nebraska frosh. The score of the last game, at Manhattan Wednesday night, was 15-10 for the Aggies. Youngmester, former player on the high school star, played good basketball for the Aggie team. The University of Texas baseball team won its first intercollegiate baseball game Friday from Howard Payne college by a 12-1 score. Knew His Place Sister Smith was called upon for testimony in a revival meeting. She helped the congregation. "I have been a transgressor and a black sheep for a good many years and have only recently seen the light. I am in a dark corner behind the door." Brother Jones was next called upon. Following Sister Smith's meek example, he said: "I, too, have been a sinner for more than forty years, and I do not think I ought to stand before you as a model. I think my place is behind the door, in a dark corner, with Sister Smith." —Ladies' Home Journal. The Food Administration says it is possible to eat candy and satisfy your sweet tooth, and still be a patriot, if you use care in selecting the kinds of candy that contain a minimum rather than a maximum amount of sugar. The candies approved by the Administration are all to be found at this store—pure, fresh and wholesome—Wiedemann's—Adv. Send the Daily Ikansan home. Meet your appetite at our table Hadley's Cafe 715 Mass. LANDER THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. University women may substitute Indoor Baseball for any form of gymnasium work which they are now taking and take baseball practice every day in the, week or two or three days in combination with swimming, hiking or tennis. Teams are to be organized for an Interclass series of games as soon as there is enough material to work with. Women Can Substitute Baseball For Gymnastium "South Field is being gotten in condition for a regulation indoor field. Women should wear the regulation gym suit." Special Student Given Penalty for Cheating A special student in the College found guilty of dishonest work in writing a term theme in rhetoric I last semester was penalized by the disciplinary committee of the University Senate by receiving a failure in the course in rhetoric I and being required to obtain three extra hours with credit in addition to the regular requirements for graduation from the University. PLAY BALL! Base ball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. KENNEDY & ERNST 826 MASS. ST. The Athletic Store of Lawrence Kennedy Plumbing Co. Student Lamps National Mazda Lamps Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc. Phones 568 937 Mass. SHOE REPAIRING Best materials used. Work guaranteed I make a speciality of Neolin soles because Neolin is better than leather. These are two of the 24 popular shapes in which you can get the A. E. KOONS 930 Mass. St. Stratford $1.00 and up W D C Hand Made $1.50 and up THE WORLD COURT A Real Pipe for College Men Each a fine pipe, with sterling silver ring and vulcanite bit. Leading dealers in town carry a full assortment. Select your favorite style. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. Always a selection of three different ice creams at Wiedemann's. This week as a special we offer Caramel Nut Ice Cream, besides chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.—Adv. Send the Daily Kansan Home. Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District —especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. ANNOUNCEMENT Mrs. F. M. Loaams has opened an exclusive kodak finish studio in the Jackson Building, Room 3, 929 Massachusetts Street. Kodak films developed free for the printing. Eastman films for sale, always fresh. Spring is here! - so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. WM. DEMUTH & CO. New York World's Largest Pipe Manufacturers SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. 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ROBBINS WRITTEN BY MELISSA GORDON WD C TRADE MARK Genuine French Briar WDC TRADE MARK IN VARSITY BOWERSOCK THURSDAY IN " SUNSHINE NAN" TODAY AND TOMORROW "THE BRASS CHECK" FRANCIS X. BUSHMAN ANN PENNINGTON TODAY PAULINE STARKE IN HOES THAT DANCE "SHOES THAT DANCED" TOMORROW ALMA RUBENS IN "I LOVE YOU" Thursday and Friday OLIVE THOMAS IN "AN HEIRESS FOR A DAY" SCHEDULE MATINEE—2:30 and 4:00; NIGHT, 7:30 and 9:00 "The Hop's the thing. They'll dance from 8:30 to 1 o'clock while Haley and his three rapturous music makers furnish the harmony." Billy Owl Says— THE Owl Club OWL HOP Friday, April 12 F. A. U. Hall—One Dollar, the Couple HALEY'S FOUR PIECE ORCHESTRA Make Your Date Now—"The Hop's The Thing." UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. Senior Men Who Enlist May Be Given Degrees If Standing Is Good NUMBER 120 Students Who Enlist After Re maining in School Until 29th of March will be Excused Enlisted Men Get No Grade Regulations Apply to Students Who Enter Any Work In Line of Military Service Seniors in good standing, who have completed at least one semester's work in the University and who would be able to be graduated at the end of the Summer Session under the supervision of a faculty member, will be excused and recommended for a degree if they enlist or are drafted. This is the recommendation of the Committee On Excuses For Military Service to the University Senate at its meeting yesterday. Such excuse is to take effect not than ten days before the student's entrance in college or the faculty of school is to determine the good standing of the student. STUDENTS TO GET CREDIT Other students who enlist or who are drafted and remain in school until March 29, will be excused from their courses in which they are in good standing and such courses will count toward their graduation from K. U. The excuse will take effect not earlier than ten days before they enter into actual service, and in case the courses now being taken are prerequisites for other courses, the instructors or the faculty in charge may require such completion of the unfinished work as is deemed necessary. NO GRADES GIVEN The committee recommended that students be excused from completing their work rather than being given credit for it, and that the initials "m.e.", military excuse, with the date in use recorded such excuses. The regulations apply to all students who enter any federal service which the government accepts in lieu of military service. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 3, 1918. SOME CREDIT FOR FARM WORK Students who withdraw from the University for farm work after March 29 or before May 6 are recommended for proportional credit for all courses in which they may be in good standing, and must be required to make up work prerequisite for other courses. The committee recommends that instructors give special examinations in such cases. Commencement Dinner To Be Re-Established The committee did not deem it expedient to grant any credit to those leaving for substitute work but suggested that it be given power to act in cases of emergency. Many Seniors Petitioned Senate To Retain Custom, In a Simplified Form The annual University commencement dinner which was discontinued last year on account of war conditions will be re-established this spring according to a reconsideration by the University Senate yesterday. The clause which abolished the dinner was struck out by the Senate and according to the understanding now, at least, the dinner will be held as usual although it probably will be in a more simplified form. A petition was handed in to the Senate signed by many seniors for a continuation of the custom of an annual commencement dinner, in a simplified form. The change in policy of the Federal Food Administration, and the designation of the presidents and alums for continuation of the old custom were given as reasons why the Senate should reconsider the abolishment of the dinner. Prof. L. N. Flint Ill Prof. L. N. Flint of the department of journalism, has been confined to his home for the last two days with an attack of the grip. John Prescott, who was graduated from the University in 1888, was in Lawrence yesterday in the interest of the Liberty Loan campaign. He is a bond broker in Kansas City at the present time. Nearly 39,000 Persons See Films and Slides Sets of slides on home gardening and poultry raising are the most popular slides to be sent out by the University Extension Division to Kansas towns and cities. More than thirty thousand persons saw slides sent out in August, December, January and February, and nearly nine thousand saw the films. Slides illustrating war conditions in Belgium and in Paris were in demand, while recently the two sets illustrating South America and one showing Europe become popular. The service is free to Kansas high schools and cities. The War Here and Over There WAR THOUGHT FOR TODAY Don't give the impression of a pessimistic view of the situation either by word or action, and always have confidence in the success of our army and our cause. This is one of the advice contained in a recent order issued by General Pershing in France. It could well be followed by the civilians of this country. During the present war we have lost 348, of whom 139 were killed in France, and 209 were drowned when the "Tuscanian" was sunk. These losses are already greater than those suffered by the United States in the Spanish-American war. There were 280 lost in war. More than twelve billion dollars of war risk insurance have been written on the lives of American soldiers, sailors, and nurses of the government. The average amount is $8,085. The maximum amount is $10,000 and the minimum is $1,000. Up to March 6, 1,392,242 applications had been received from men and women in the national service at home and abroad. One hundred American women physicians will leave within a few days for France, where they will undertake to save the children of the Allies. Many of the physicians are specialists in tuberculosis and pediatrics. On April 15 aerial mail service will be opened between New York and Washington. Deliveries are expected to be made in three hours. A special twenty-four cent stamp, in addition to the usual postage, will be necessary for letters going by aerial post. Postmaster Selph of St. Louis announced April 1st that the post office department had approved his plan for nerial mail service between St. Louis and Chengo, provided suitable fields can be found in the two cities. The Massachusetts Food Administration says the United States army could be fed for two days on the food stores and restaurants and clubs in that state. The New Jersey Legislature has passed a bill for the conscription of all male idlers for some useful employment during the war. Lieut. Constant Soulier, in America recovering from wounds and instructing, has won over decoration awards that France awards to its fliers. Mrs. William G. Sharpe, wife of the American Ambassador to France, received recently one of the new medals of French Gratitude of the first class. Thirty-nine of these medals have been awarded to Americans. Glee Club Rehearsal Postponed There will be a rehearsal of the Women's Glee Club Thursday night at 7 o'clock in Fraser Chapel, to prepare for the concert to be given Sunday night at the Methodist Church. The rehearsal was to have been tonight, but was postponed until Thursday. It is reported that American troops in France use a million sheets of writing paper and half a million envelopes a day. Fine Arts Recital Today A private recital by the students of the School of Fine Arts will be held in Fraser Chapel at 3 o'clock this afternoon. Woman's Forum will meet Thursday afternoon at 3 o'clock in Room 110 Fraser Hall. Prof. C. A. Dykstra will speak on the question of labor. Kirksmith Trio Gives Many Popular Numbers In Recital Tonight Members of Trio Are All Ameri cans And Have Studied In America The Home Of Mrs. Anita Taylor Is In Kansas City Concert Closes K. U. Course The concert given by the Kirksmith Trio, the last number on the University Concert course, will be in Rabbi Bassam Gerson's second o'clock time. According to Dear জেনা দ্বিতীয় সেলার্ড A. W. WILLIAM HARRIS Adriance-Howarth KIRKSMITH TRIO. (Anita Taylor, Gladys Beynard, Karl Taylor) Butler this concert should be one of the most popular numbers given this year. Karl Kralksmith is one of the youngest cellists on the concert platform. He has made his reputation both in Europe and America. Gladys Yves Brainard, pianist, has also done concert work abroad. Mrs. Anita Taylor is well known in the Middle West, her home being in Kansas City. She has an unusually fine sorror voice. Word has been received of the marriage of Miss Edith Adrienne c'15, to Mr. John A. Howarth. Mr. Howarth was a special in the College last year. The wedding took place at New Orleans, Thursday, March 21. Permission has been granted to the K. U. Glee Club by the University Senate to make the trip to Camp Funston to give a series of concerts for the soldiers, April 12, 13, and 14. Members of the Glee Club will be excused from classes after 11 o'clock Friday and they must be back in time to camp. The Glee Club goes to Camp Funston in the instruction of the Y. M. C. A. Camp Secretary, who pays the traveling expenses of the club. Blackfriars meet in Room 213, Fraser Hall, at 7:30 o'clock tonight. All three of these people are Americans, have studied in America and have made their fame in America, as well as in Europe. They should be interested to American University students, according to Dean Butler. Send the Daily Kansan Home. K. U. Glee Club To Go To Funston April 12-14 Sigma Tau, Theta Tau, And Tau Beta Pi Form Engineering Tri-Angle New Organization Planning Big Spring Reception For Marvinites Governing Board Selected Will Open Lounging Room In Marvin Hall For Fraternity Members Plans were completed today for the amalgamation of the three Engineering fraternities, Tau Beta Pi, Sigma Tau, and Theta Tau, into a new Engineering organization which is to be known as the Engineering Tri-Angle. Since Prof. G. C. Shaad has been occupying the dean's office in Marvin Hall, he has turned over the use of the room to Mr. Ralph Stern, who Hall to the Engineering fraternities. "The object of fusing these organizations," said H. J. Gish this morning, "is to secure co-operation among the three Engineering fraternities, to stimulate interest among underclassmen, and to maintain a common fraternity and lounging room in Marvin Hall." A governing board of one member from each of the three fraternities, composed of H. J. Gish, F. H. Lutz and R. W. Warrener, has been elected to attend to the business affairs of the Engineering Tri-Angle. This organization at the beginning will have a membership of nearly fifty men, each of whom will be given a key to the fraternity room, which is furnished for them. It is planned to arrange this room at once and make it as cozy as possible. The Tri-Anglers already are making plans for a big spring reception to be given to the School of Engineering. Elections For Officers Of W. S. G. A. Friday Single Ticket For Officers Elects Class Representatives April 12 Election for officers of the executive council of the Woman's Student Government Association will be held Fridays, April 6, in the Museum. Petitions for Lucea Spencer for president, Mary Smith for vice-president, Olive Constant for vice-president of the School of Fine Arts, Katherine Fulkerson for secretary and Irene Tene for treasurer were handed in at the regular meeting of the council last night. The polls will be open from 8 until 3 o'clock. The Australian ballot system will be used. Any woman regularly enrolled in the University may vote. Elections for class representatives will be held Friday, April 12. Justice West To Talk At Uncle Jimmy's Dinner The School of Law will hold its fifteenth annual "Uncle Jimmie's Day" Friday night at the Eldridge Hotel. Mr. Justice J. S. West of the Kansas Supreme Court, will be the principal speaker. The history of an "Uncle Jimmie's Day" in the University dates back to 1903. Since that time the affair has been an annual one, taking the form of a banquet during the last few years. Besides the main speaker, Mr. Justice West, thruss professors of the School of Law will talk—Raymond Rice, William L.urdible, E. D. Ossborne. The senior laws will be represented by Arthur Hurshberger as speaker, middle law by John Marr and junior law by Harold Goodwin. Work on McCook Field cinder track has placed the path for the K. U runners in the best condition that it has been in this season. The soft condition of the inside of the track has been eliminated. Work In Cinder Track Acacia will entertain the freshmen of Kappa Kappa Gamma from seven to eight tonight. Sphinx will meet tonight at 7:30 at the Sigma Nu house. Owls meet at the Delta Tau house Wednesday night at 7:30 o'clock Dramatic Club Offers Two Plays Thursday Two one-act plays under the auspices of the K. U. Dramatic club will be given in the Little Theater in Green Hall Thursday night. The Dramatic Club play, "Eliza Comes To Stay," will be given in the same theater Saturday night. The one-act plays to be given Thursday are, "America Passes By" and "The Step-Mother." The first is a drama of Americanism and has for its cast Craig Kennedy, Florence Butler, Burney Miller and Lucie Hovey. The second is a comedy and will be played by Howard Morgan, Eva Robinson, Glen Neighbors and Florence Ingham. Members of the Dramatic Club are nitted to free tickets and may get hem at the Registrar's Office. Plain Tales From The Hill Modern Annual Affairs Germany's Spring Drive. Jayhawk Beauty Contest and its attendant worries. Former Czar's household move. Heart's capture of the Crowp. Another New York dancer creates consternation and blushes. New disease discovered; the latest is "Megalomania." Freshmen don their little caps on April 1. "I declare," said the absent-minded professor as he plodded faithfully around the new revolving door of the Chemistry Building, "it is an extended corridor which possesses no ultimate termination." Professor Sheppard made the following statement in his class in psychology recently: "In a near-by university the psychologists are experimenting to find out how much work and real effort there is in attention. With some students it seems to be a great deal." Senior, "I love him." Sophomore, in world-worn tone, "What is love?" Senior, with irresponsibility of second childhood, "Well, whatever it is I do it." A captain in the K. U. Battalion in drilling his men the other day must have thought he was drilling a company of the Women's Land Army. He was putting his men through the intricacies of the manual of arms and instead of the accustomed, "Right Shoulder Arms," his commands were somewhat like the following: Right Height Present Right Left Shoulder Heel" And they chose Baldwin as their desination. It wouldn't have been so bad, if Kansas City or some other enterprise city had been their object, but Baldwin, with its thousands of people and its theaters, etc. That's what the fellows at the Sigma Nu house are wondering about, when six months ago they decided to walk twenty-two miles. They must have been out for sport in the hiking or else they didn't know what Baldwin was like. But when they got there, they lunched and incidently lunched too long for the train for Lawrence came, stopped and went. Two of the boys had dates and it was altogether necessary that they return to Lawrence at once. They found a farmer in town with a "taxi" and the pleasure hike cost them dearly. Sore muscles and six dollars were the bill. Never again. On with the rain says the weather man. Easter hats have had their day and now if they get wet, just put them in the salvage can. Three fraternity brothers, who stayed over Easter in Lawrence, made an agreement Saturday night that the last fellow in should turn the clock up an hour so that they would all get up according to the new change of time and go for a ride up the river with some young ladies and have breakfast. The men returned late, and, as each one feared that the last fellow would forget the clock, each one was dressed up at 6 o'clock. At 6 o'clock the alarm woke them and they dressed hurriedly and buried downstairs. It seemed unusually dark for sunrise and they sat down and waited awhile. One fellow yawned and looked at his watch. "Why, it is only twenty after 3," he said and the mistake was discovered, but they only had two hours to wait instead of three. German Drive to Fail; Marne and Verdun are Forecasts, Says Nance Chaplain of 164th Depot Brigade Tells of Experiences In the Trenches College Men Not Slackers Anniversary of Entry of America Into Conflict Marks New Attitude "If the big German drives failed and in 1916, this one cannot be success "If the German army was held back in the Battle of the Marne and in the Battle of Verdun, we need not fear the result of the present drive," said Lieut. K. F. Nance, who gave some of his own experiences in the great war in his lecture Tuesday at 1 o'clock in Fraser Chapel. Lieutenant Nance was in the service of the American Ambulance in France six months, and was forced to return to this country because of injuries received from poisonous gases. "The striking thing about the French soldier," said Lieutenant Nance, "is his determination to win this war, no matter what the cost may be. He realizes that a great republic stands united behind him, and is willing to sacrifice anything for that republic. "The patience of the French soldier is supreme. Men whom I hauled back from the front line trenches, who were enduring the most intense suffering, very rarely complained. They seem to feel that after living through an attack in the trenches, anything can be borne 'pour la France.'" "April 6, this next Saturday, the first anniversary of our entrance into this war, should mark a new period in our national thought," the lecturer declared. "After that time it should no longer be necessary for speakers to go about the country explaining why we are fighting and not see why we are fighting after a year of conflict is a pro-German, and should be treated accordingly." Since President Wilson has advised college men to remain in school, they are not slackers when they continue college work, Lieutenant Nance believes. "Any college man within the draft age who is registered and making no attempt to evade the draft, is not a slacker," he said. "He may enlist if he desires, but since the nation has endorsed the draft, it is not necessary to enlist to prove his patriotism." Lieutenant Nance is chaplain with the 164th Depot Brigade at Camp Funston, but most of his time is spent in giving patriotic lectures in Kansas, Oklahoma, and Colorado. He will assist in the third Liberty Loan campaign, which is to be opened in Kansas City, Saturday, April 6. Drive For Third Liberty Loan Starts Here Friday Dr. Leon M. Birkhead of Federal Reserve Committee To Speak The drive of the Third Liberty Loan begins the nation on over April 8. Plans are to make the drive a big one in Douglas County, and Friday, April 5, has been chosen as the day to begin. It is designated as Liberty Day and will be celebrated with a parade and a big down-town meeting in the afternoon which students of the University are invited to attend. The parade will be composed of the state guards, school children, soldiers and citizenés. The meeting will be held in the Bowersock theater at 3 o'clock in the afternoon and the principal speaker is to be Dr. Leon M. Birkhead, who is a representative of the Federal Reserve committee and is declared to be one of the ablest speakers on their list. The bands of both the University and Haskell will take part in the parade and meeting. That the slogan for this drive will be "No loyal American will be willing to escape" is the announcement of J. D. Bowersock, chairman for Douglas County. He says, also, "The emergency is upon us and it is obligatory for us to meet it. It not how little, but how much. This campaign is for the boys 'over there' and is for the country, for home, honor and for peace." --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 3,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University EDITORIAL STAFF Vivian Sturgeon ... Editor-in-chief James Hardacre ... Associate Editor Howard Morgan ... P. T. Editor Helen Perlo ... Society Editor John Pelby ... Society Editor BUSINESS STAFF Fred Rigby...Business Mgr. Wayne Wilson...Assistant Herman Hangen Maryellen Harvey Milwaukee Weard Floyd Rockenhull Everett Cockenhull Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail mention Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of 1876. Harry Morgan Harry Morgan Dorothy Cole Roger Triplet Luther Hangen (Luther Hangen) Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3, 1918. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. Bell K. U. 25 and 66. The Daily Kansan aims to pleasenewly print the news by meaning for the ideals the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by beating them for the ideals the University of Kansas; to be cheerful; to be be clean; to be cheerful; to be cheerful; to be leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university; in all, to serve the students of the University. FRESHMAN CAPS AS USUAL According to tradition freshman caps were due to reappear Tuesday morning after the Easter vacation. Upperclassmen watching for the conventional head gear Tuesday morning were not disappointed; men of the class of '21 had not forgotten their postage stamps. The reappearance of those freshman caps is particularly glading to the hearts of the old guard this spring. They are a welcome evidence that in a time of difficulties and trials, when many traditions are topping and conventions growing slack, that the freshman class appreciates the traditions of the University, and are getting in line. This spirit is a healthy sign of a class of strong caliber. BUT- It was the day after vacation. She had been home to rest. But there had been many parties and other engagements to take up her time. Although she realized that there were lessons to prepare for the coming Tuesday, she arrived at class with her mind a blank, and no recitation prepared. She was not a loafer, but— COLLEGE BASEBALL FADING Is college baseball fading out? This year only three teams in the Missouri Valley Conference are playing the game. Last season Nebraska, Ames, Missouri, the Kansas Aggies, Kansas and several of the smaller schools of the valley had teams in the title race, but this spring only Missouri, Kansas and Ames have nines. The action of those three teams in keeping up the national sport of this country is to be commended as a manifestation of the spirit of these institutions. They have shown a desire to keep the University man in trim so he can fight the right sort of a fight for his country when he leaves school. The number of real men trying for the nine this spring at the University justifies the retention of baseball here. Thirty men are trying to make the team at the Jayhawker institution—no mean gathering of athletes. Few old men are back; they are in the service. But the younger man is filling the ranks left open by the departure of the veterans. This nine has the chance to make a showing in the triangular conference. The only regret is that there are only three teams to play. To make up for the decrease in the number of teams there has been an increase in the number of games which each team is to play this year. Kansas will play three games here with Ames to start the season on April 22, 23, and 24. The same number of contests will be played both at home and away from home to save expense and give each team the best chance to show its ability. But still there is a dearth of teams. Why should other schools in the conference do away with baseball? They know that government medical authorities say it is essential to keep going all athletics in the schools if the nation is to be fit. A few colleges have given up all sports except those by the extremely informal teams, but even these colleges have seen the folly of their views and are expected soon to resume all athletic team work. But in spite of this, baseball fades in the Missouri Valley. Football, track and basketball as usual, but the national pastime game—never. It is too expensive. So it is that only Missouri, Kansas, and Ames will uphold the grand old game in the Missouri Valley this year while the other schools are content to read the scores. Nice easy time for them, but do they feel good about it? Vacation is a variation of emotions. The vacationist is glad beforehand and sorry afterwards. COLD SHOWERS FOR ATHLETES The water was cold. The men had just finished playing basketball, baseball, doing wrestling, boxing, gymnasium and track work, and were hot from their hard work-outs. They found only cold water in the Robinson Gymnasium showers. Only a little lack of heat in under the boilers, but it was bad for the athletes. A race horse owner would never allow his prize horse to get into cold water after running a race, but these University athletes, many of them out for the Varsity teams and trying to get into the best sort of trim and stay that way, had a choice of using the icy cold water or doing without their daily showers. Cold water has been the cause of many of the sore and stiff muscles of the baseball players trying for the team this season. Now they are using the McCook Field showers, but this little neglect of having hot water will still be hard on the men who use the Robinson Gymnasium showers. With the many University men taking exercise this year such a condition is intolerable. A little attention is needed. MY CAPTAIN It was good to look into his face If he is the American officer—and he is—every last man who goes from this University into the ranks of the army is glad to go. Captain Garlinghouse loves men. Men can't help coming back to him with all their hearts of youth. He did not talk about himself. He did not need to. He was there, right there every minute. And every onl in front of him when he spoke here just before the University closed for the Easter recess was thrilled by his presence, his personality, his inborn gift of leadership. The captain talked of other captains and their men. He told what the captains thought of their men, of what the men thought of their captains. They will go on together, one in spirit and in deed. They will rejoice that they thus can go for what they do go, even should they never come back. Captain Garlinghouse will not soon be forgotten at the University of Kansas. He was to all who heard him the living exemplification of the very things he came to tell about. "My captain!"—is the greatest salute in all the world. He has it. Every captain has it. Such men are made of American stuff in the American army. They are the hope of the world. She always came to class with a highly developed grouch. Nobody in the class noticed her except for the grouch. The professor was not a driver and did not make the work unpleasant but the social strain was disconcerting to her class work. She realized that she came to the University to study, but— BUT— The Philologist A Few Words With Him Every Day "You see, it's like this," said the Phillologist, as he swung his desk chair around with a squawk, "the reason that the word 'T-C-H-K' still persists is that it is an automatic reflex, and you can't change it without changing the human mouth. Ordinary words change pretty fast, and these stories of a man who hops into his time-machine and goes forward or back a thousand years or so and interviews the natives are manifestly absurd and impossible. For instance, do you think that Julius Caesar would recognize the word 'palrefy' that originated about his time? "You know the word,—we used not long ago for a lady's riding horse. Originally it meant 'an extra horse.' In the days of chivalry it was the night's riding-horse as distinguished from his charger of battle-horse. The word began when the Romans started their postal system in Gaul. They adopted the Gallic light wagon called 'rheda.' The horse that drew it they called 'veredum,' the 've' coming from the verb 'veh' which means 'I draw.' If the Roman postman, or R. F. D. man, needed an extra horse, he called it 'paraveredum.' Then as they all used the word the extra syllables were off and the word became successively: 'paravred', 'parafret', 'pafralet', 'palfrei,' and the modern French 'palfroi' and the eventual English 'palfrey.' I'll explain the other changes in the word if you'll come around during the holidays when I have lots of time. "I'm afraid Julius would think the word was about worn out, and probably he'd have a still poor opinion of the German word 'Pferd,'" said the Philologist as he turned to his desk again and absentmindedly as usual stuck his pencil in the ink-bottle. POET'S CORNER PRAIRIE NIGHT The night went out on the prairie Far and far yet clear The wind came in from the prairie Gentle and new and slow, The night went out on the prairie Nor shadowed a firmament sheer. The wind came in from the prairie And drew from the heart a glow. The stars shone down on the prairie Sifting from heaven's crest, The stars shone down on the prairie Then sleep swept over the prairie— Closing the drowsy eyes, The stars shone down on the prairie Their light was the light of rest. Then sleep spread over the prairie. And opened the starlit sky. Meredith MENTAL LAPSES "Alice?" "You use entirely too much pain, on your face. Remember, a blush on the cheek is worth two in the drug store."—Florida Times-Union. One cold and wet, wink night, a farmer came upon a negro shivering in the doorway of an Atlanta store. Wondering what the negro could be doing, standing in such a drafty position, the farmer said: "What is it, grandma, dear?" "Jim, what are you doing here?" "Scuse me, sir!" said Jim, "but I'm gwine to sing bass tomorrow mornin' at church, an' I am tryin' to catch cold," Dallas News. Mr. Butterworth, the grocer, was looking over the credit sales slips one day. Suddenly he called to the new clerk: "Why, I did," retorted the clerk, who was an earnest young fellow. "I did get a report. The agency said he owed money to every grocer in town, and, of course, if his credit was that good I knew that you would like to have him open an account here!"—Rehobeth Herald. "Sure," said the clerk. "I—" "Didn't I tell you to get a report on any and every man asking for credit?" "Did you give George Callahan credit?" "Can you meet this bill today?" "Not today; this is a meatless day." —Life. Wife (returned from overnight visit)—"Did you get yourself a good dinner last evening, dear?" Hub—"Yes, there was a bit of steak in the ice box and I cooked it with a few ones I found in the cellar." Wife—"Onions? Jack, you've eaten my bulbs."—Boston Transcript. 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DON'T allow yourself to get "rusty" on matters concerning K. U.—keep the spirit of your Alma Mater constantly aflame by reading the live, interesting pages of The GRADUATE Magazine This breezy publication issued monthly enables you to know the progressive K. U. of today—keep in touch with your former classmates, and to renew the pleasant memory of traditions and customs attached to YOUR University. $2.00 year including dues to Alumni Association WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business APRIL 3,1918 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN University of Kansas Strong for Safety First School Leads in Apparatus for Training Specialized Engineers That the University of Kansas is one of the leading universities of the West in the matter of safety engineering appliances was brought out at the meeting of the National Safety Council in Chicago, last week. F. H. Sibley, professor of mechanical engineering, was the K. U. representative to the meeting at which several middle western universities, including the University of Mississippi at Memphis, Kansas, Purdue, the Case School of Applied Science, and the Armour School of Technology, were represented The object of the National Safety Council is the promotion of industrial safety, and the object of the meeting of last week was to promote the training of safety engineers in the colleges and technical schools of the United States. The demand for safety engineers is great at the present time, and the demand is constantly increasing. The University of Kansas was found to have applied the practical side of safety appliances and installed more apparatus for this purpose than most of the schools represented. A conference of eastern colleges for the same purpose was held in New York about a month ago. Dean D. S. Kimball of Sibley College, Cornell University, was elected chairman of the committee. Dean C. H. Benjamin of Purdue was elected chairman of the eastern committee and he will appoint the remainder of the committee after he has corresponded with the other schools. By the Way Delta Tau Delta will give a dance April 6, at Ecke's Hall. Kappa Sigma will entertain with a house dance, April 6. Evelyn Watt, c20, who has been ill at her home in Ellsworth during the Easter vacation is expected to return to Lawrence today to resume her work. Herbert Rumisfeld, who has been working in Chicago the past year, is in the university again completing the work required for a degree. He is a member of Pi Upsilon. O. W. Patterson, A.B.I. 13, visited friends in Lawrence during Easter vacation. Patterson, who was a track man on the Hill, is now principal of the high school at McPherson. Pk Pi Kappa Alpha $ will give a dance, April 12, at Ecke's Hall. The Owls will give a dance at F. A. U. Hall, April 12. Haley's orchestra will play. Marjorie Roby, c19, is ill at her home in Topeka with the measles. A dance will be given by the sophomore class Saturday, Appril 6, at F. A. U. Hall. Theta Sigma Phi, professional journalism sorority, will be entertained at the home of Emily Frieser. Thursday night, April 5. Pledge service will be held at that time. Pledges will be announced after Friday. Rev. Thompson Leaves K. U. Kappa Phi entertained Tuesday night in honor of the Reverend and Mrs. Gordon Thompson, who will leave soon to make their home in Parsons. Mr. and Mrs. Thompson were given a set of silver spoons by the Rev. Gordon Phi. The Reverend Thompson goes to Parsons to be pastor of Washington Avenue Methodist church. He has been Methodist student pastor at the University four years. Scholarships Now Open Applications for scholarships for women for 1918-1919 should be made to the committee on scholarships being considered. A Member of the committee are Prof. Eugenie Galloo, Dr. Ida H. Hyde, Prof. Helen G. Jones, Prof. Hannah Oliver, and Miss Easter Wilson. PALACE BARBER SHOP A first class shop for K. U. men. Electric massage FRANK VAUGHN, Prop. 730 Mass. St. Diamonds, Watches, Silverware Cut Glass ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort Thirty-Two K. U. Women Studying Home Service The class in war relief and home service, which Dean F. W. Blackmar, chairman of the home service section of the Red Cross, is conducting this semester is a regular University course with field work. At present there are thirty-two women enrolled in this course where they are getting practical training for work in the department' of home service. To all those who finish the course satisfactorily, certificates will be issued. The department of home service is a section of the civilian relief department of the American Red Cross. It acts as an informational bureau, furnishing information regarding allotments of salaries, government allowances, compensations, insurance and care for the elderly. In cases where the committee finds there is real need, the Red Cross supplies financial assistance. Members of the home service committee are: Dean F. W. Blackmar, chairman, C. C. Stewart, E. R. Keith, S. H. Jackson and Mrs. J. S. Amick. Members of Dean Blackmar's are also considered members of the committee. Will Be An Officer Grant R. Smith, a student at the University of Kansas last semester and former member of Company M, the K. U. National Guard unit at Fort Sill, Okla., has been designated as one of the men to attend the Officer's Training School at Paris Island, Louisiana. He has been member of the 87th Company of United States Marines in training at Paris Island for the last three months. He is the son of George S. Smith of Lawrence. Chancellor Named As Delegate Chancellor Frank Strong of the University has received from Gov. Arthur Capper, appointment as a delegate to the convention, "Win the War For Permanent Peace," by the League to Enforce Peace. The convention will be held in Philadelphia May 17. The purpose of the convention is to further the plans of the League to Enforce Peace, which is headed by former President William H. Taff, and which hopes to form a bond of all nations to prevent future war. HATS, CAPS, SUITS, SHIRTS for spring at much less than you pay elsewhere HUB CLOTHING CO. 820 Mass. St. Our SELZ shoes for spring are he Modern Kravata If the foundation—the cor- set—is properly designed and carefully fitted with a full knowledge of the figure- need, the result is all that one may hope for from the view-point of appearance, comfort and health. Smartness in costuming begins with the corse. For even a last year's frock will fall with grace over a Redfern Corset that is correctly fitted. are quite as pretty to look at as they are comfortable to wear. Their satisfaction is assured. Refern Corsets $3.00 to $6.00 Innes Bulline & Hackman Specimens of Snakes Shipped to Michigan Department of Zoology Makes Loan for Purposes of Comparison The University of Kansas has shipped thirty-six sars of snakes to Prof. Frank A. Blanchard, of the department of zoology at the University of Michigan. There are about forty-five snakes in the lot. These snakes in the lot. This is merely a loan and the snakes will be returned after they have been studied. Through the will of the late Dr. J. L. Porter of Paola, Kansas will purchase bonds amounting to $20,000, the first day of the new Liberty Bond campaign. Of the money and property left by Dr. Porter, $20,000 was in cash. This sum is to be invested in bonds, and the interest goes toward establishing a “Dr. J. L. Porter Scholarship” in the Kansas Medical School at Rosedale, Kansas. Snakes, bugs and animals are continually being sent to Washington and to other universities from here, because species from various localities must be studied. Kansas is an intermediate state and many of the species of animals found here differ in color and other characteristics from the same kind of animals in either the east or west. The fact that they are different between the eastern and western types of reptiles makes them especially valuable. Whenever it is desired to work up a sub-species here it is necessary to get specimens from both Eastern and Western states. LANDER Medics Get Scholarship THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. A Fresh Shipment of MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDIES University Book Store 803 Mass. St. World almanacs for 1918 have arrived Aotel Muehlebach BALMORE AVENUE AND TWENTY STREET Kansas City, Mo. 500 New Fireproof Rooms Rate from $200 Under the Personal Direction of S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Reichl These famous pencils are the standard by which all other pencils are judged. S VENUS PENCILS 17 black degrees 6 B softest to 9 III hardest and hard and medium capping Look for the VENUS finish Hartley To Tank Service Robert Hartley, c'20, a brother of Mrs. C. A. Dykstra, is now on his way to England to enter the British tank service. At the entrance of the United States into the war, Mr. Hartley left the University to join the headquarters company of the Fifth Regiment, Quincy, Illinois, and served with that organization until October, when he was discharged on account of ill health. He spent several months at Battle Creek, Mich., and recovered sufficiently to join the overseas service. He was a member of the Kanza fraternity. THE GAME OF TAPE RECORDING THE FORMAT FOR THE GAME OF TAPE RECORDING TAPE RECORDING TAPE RECORDING Please enclose 6c in stamps for packing and noatage. American Lead Pencil Co. 215 Fifth Avenue, N. Y. Trial Samples of VENUS Pencils and Eraser sent free. FREE! Engineering Student To Fly Engineering Student To Fly Alvar W. Fuller of Salina, an auditor with Morris & Company, has been called to the ground school at Urbana, Ill. Fuller is a graduate of Westport High School, and attended the University of Kansas one year, in the School of Engineering. Home Nursing Course Open The class in home nursing is meeting on Tuesday and Thursday nights at 7 o'clock in Westminster Hall. Thursday night of this week will be the last opportunity for students not already enrolled to enter the class. Two or three places still remain open. The Food Administration says it is possible to eat candy and satisfy your sweet tooth, and still be a patriot, if you use care in selecting the kinds of candy that contain a minimum rather than a maximum amount of sugar. The candies approved by the Administration are all to be found at this store—pure, fresh and wholesome—Wiedemann's—Adv. A DAILY LET 7ER HOME—The Daily Kansas. PLAY BALL! The image is too blurry to accurately recognize any text or figures. It appears to be a picture of an ancient Greek sculpture. KENNEDY & ERNST Base ball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic State of Louisiana. War Posters Still Coming War Posters Still Coming War Savings Posters, which have been started by members of art classes of the School of Fine Arts, are not yet completed, because of lack of time, according to members of the faculty. Before being sent away May 1, they will be placed on exhibition here. Always a selection of three different ice creams at Wiedemann's. This week as a special we offer Caramel Nut Ice Cream, besides chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.—Adv. Meet your appetite at our table 100% New ARROW COLLARS FOR SPRING CASCO-23/8 in. CLYDE-21/8 in. Hadley's Cafe 715 Mass. CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. Love the new styles! 图 You Are Invited To a Special Showing of the New Spring Silks It goes without saying that this is going to be the greatest silk season for many years. We have prepared the largest assortment of silks, both in shades and weaves ever shown in this store. In all cases we carry only quality silks and stand back of every yard we sell. We want you to come in and see the wonderful array of Georgettes, Crepe-de-Chines, Taffetas, Satins and fancies we are showing. We are going to look for you so don't disappoint us. WEAVER'S O Well Dressed But at Moderate Cost TO BE WELL DRESSED, even in these days of airplaning prices, does not necessarily mean that one has to pay excessive prices for his clothes. Not if he buys them "the Skofstad Way. Our system is to cut out all unnecessary store expenses—credit accounts and their losses, end of season sales, expensive window trims, and free deliveries. This so cuts our selling expense that we are enabled to sell regular $22.50 and $30.00 values for $17 and 21 Compare our garments with other men's clothing of higher price in style, fit, tailoring, linings and fabrics. The biggest difference is in price—and that is in your favor. SKOFSTAD 829 MASS. VARSITY —Today— THE DAINTY "FOLLIES" STAR Ann Pennington IN "SUNSHINE NAN" Adapted From "Cavalry Alley," By ALICE HEGAN RICE TOMORROW ONLY FRANCIS X. BUSHMAN IN "THE BRASS CHECK" BOWEROCK THE BEAUTIFUL ALMA RUBENS Co-star with "Doug" Fairbanks in "The Half-breed IN. "I LOVE YOU" The title sounds interesting doesit not? Well, it is a very pleasing 7-reel Triangle production. Say, by the way, Miss Rubens is supported by Wheeler Oakman, star in "The Auction Block." TOMORROW AND FRIDAY OLIVE THOMAS IN "AN HEIRES FOR A DAY!" UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 3, 1918. Varsity Defeats Frosh 2-0 in First Game Of Season Yesterday Both Teams Show Ragged Form —Star Players Missing From Both Line-Ups The first Varsity-freshman game of the season was played on Hamilton Field last night and resulted in a 2-0 victory for the Varsity. Both teams played ragged ball in the field and neither hit up to the usual standard, but the Varsity took advantage of an error and a couple of hits in the second inning and slipped two runs over the plate. The diamond on McCook was not in shape for use yesterday, as the groundkeeper put fresh dirt on the mound and batter's box in the morning and it was not dry by afternoon. The rough infield on the Hamilton diamond made fast work impossible, but the teams can resume play on McCook field this afternoon and a fast battle should result. Neither freshman nor Varsity presented their strongest lineup in the practice contest. Coach Wedell of the frosh purposely kept several of his best men out of the lineup and Schoenfeld and Cherry were missing from the Varsity team, Bob Isenberg, promising infield candidate on the Varsity, has not reported for practice for several days and probably will not play ball during the remainder of the season. Schoepel pitched good ball for the Varsity and held the fresh to a couple of scratch hits. He had the first year men well in hand throughout the contest and at no time was forced to exert himself. Bunn played his usual steady game behind the bat for the Varsity and Dutch Uhrlaub, who has been playing third, was shifted to first base for a trial. Machauer played first during the latter part of the game Johnston, a senior who has never played Varsity baseball but who made the freshman team three years ago, played second base and fielded in good style. Johnston also hits the ball hard and he may be a valuable addition to Coach Bond's squad. Keeler handled the short-stop position in fine shape in the absence of Cherry and Dutch Lonborg played third. Weltmer was at his old position in field, Smith held down center and Bill Caler, a left handed pitcher who is also a good hitter, played the right garden. The hitting of the Varsity against Pierce and Marxen, frozen, twirlers, was weak and the only real hit of the game was a triple to deep left by Smith in the second innning. The Varsity candidates had no batting practice against left-handed pitchers, however, and this probably accounts for their weak showing against Pierce. Pierce and Harms, two of the best of the yearling pitchers, are southpaws and the regulars will have plenty of chances to face these left-handers before the season is very old. SPORT BEAMS The Colgate University baseball squad, despite the fact that the war has taken nearly all the regulars from the 1917 team, will play a schedule consisting of twenty-six games this year. The schedule includes a southern trip and games with several New England colleges. The Oklahoma City high school basketball quintet, winners of the state championship of Oklahoma at a recent tournament held at Enid, have closed the season with fourteen consecutive victories and not a single defeat against them. Forty candidates are out for the Varsity at Williams college, where Ira Thomas, former Philadelphia Athletic catcher, is coaching. A big field of candidates has also turned out at both Columbia and Cornell. George Murphy, former Missouri track captain, is director of athletics in the ordinance department at Camp Jackson, S. C. George Stateler, star two-miler here last year, is also a 'n' Camp Jackson. In a recent track meet there, Murphy's ordance team was beaten by a 52-25 score and Statler showed that he is not only a distance man but a spinner as well by placing second in the half-mile, third in the quarter and running in the half-mile relay, which was won by his team. Inter-sorority baseball games have been started at the University of Michigan and are proving very popular among the women athletes there. Special meeting of the Quill Club, Fraser Rest Rooms, 8:15 Thursday evening. A. G. ALRICH 736 Mass. St. Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES The "Australian" $7 for men who appreciate good material in their shoes! Kangaroo, unlike kid will not skuff, yet i has all of softness and pliability of kid, is very dressy and takes a fine polish. A Shoe of Glazed Kangaroo —Pay a little more, 'tis wise economy— OTTO FISCHER The style, the quality, and lasing satisfaction in this shoe makes it an ideal Spring model. It comes in black only, at seven dollars. May we show them to you? Be Prepared Next Winter—COAL Order your coal now for spring and summer delivery. You may have part or all of your order delivered during the summer and the remainder after school opens. Arkansas Semi-Anthracite--you may get this coal now. This is the coal that most of the professors buy. Deep Shaft Cherokee—we are taking orders for spring and summer delivery. Fraternities and sororites use this coal. The price of the coal will be the government price at the time of delivery. By ordering now for summer delivery, you will get the benefit of the probable drop in price. LOGAN-MOORE LUMBER CO. F. H. Church, Mgr. Phone 113 A's To Be Awarded Names of women who will receive honor "A's" from the Women's Athletic Association will be announced at a picnic to be given by women who already have "A's" Friday night, April 5. Honor letters are given each year to women who have been most involved in the society and who have the number of points necessary for membership in the society. Those who will go on the picnic are to meet on the steps of Robinson Gymnasium at 5 o'clock, Friday. Fresh Toasted Marshmallows — mallowly delightful at Wiedemann's.a.- Adv. Send the Daily Jeansan home. Don't wait--do it now! Buy War- Savings Stamps! A war saver is a life saver! Buy War-Savings Stamps! Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. ARE YOU LUCKY? Well, here's an opportunity to buy a good box of stationery for_ 50c and a chance to win either a $2.50 Sheaffer Fountain Pen, a Dollar Bill, a large K. U. Penn or a Cutey Pup— 80 BOXES—50c—15 PRIZES 2—$2.50 Sheaffer Fountain Pens. 5—$1 Bills. 5—Cutey Pups. 3—$1.25 Pennants. Sale commences tomorrow morning. Buy a box—any of the above prizes may be yours. 15 Prizes. ROWLANDS COLLEGE BOOK STORE --- The "Aviator" ALP A New Stetson Hat For Spring that you will like—the colors are Army, Ivy and Pearl Grey. The dimensions are $5 \frac{1}{2}$ by 2 5-8. It is trimmed with a narrow band and bound edge in contrasting shades. The usual Stetson quality, priced at $5.00 Ober's HEAD TO FOOT OUFF FITTERS WEDDING COSTUME Engraved on wood for A. B. Kirschbaum Co. MORE QUALITY AND FEWER FRILLS Sign for the Cherry UPON inward quality, rather than outward frills, the man who dresses in good taste always insists—and today more than ever... Absolute simplicity of line and the elegance—the quiet but unmistakable elegance—of all-wool materials smartly cut and tailored sturdily through and through . . . To see what we mean try on a suit of Kirschbaum Clothes $20 to $40 JOHNSON & CARL LAWRENCE, KANS. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 121 Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra Will Give Concert Here April 22 Comes Under Auspices of School of Fine Arts Instead of Concert Course Oberhoffer Will Conduct Professor Preyer of K. U. One of the Solists On Program The Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra, under the auspices of the School of Fine Arts, will give a concert April 22, in Robinson Gymnastium, a matinee at 2:30 o'clock, and evening at 8:15 o'clock. The Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra, composed of fifty men, with five soloists, Carl Prycer, pianist; Christine Schutz, contrato; Allen MQuelae, tenor; Richard Czerwenky, violinist; and Cornelius Van Vilet, cellist, is under the direction of Emil Oberhoffer. This orchestra is unique in that it is the only one of the great American orchestras which has grown to artistic maturity under the conductor who formed it. That one of the really great American orchestras should have its home in a northwestern city has excited the wonder of many critics. While the Minnesota Symphony travels over the continent, it is primarily a northwestern institution, and the pride and inspiration of its native state ad city. The orchestra receives a subsidy of $75,000 a year beyond its ticket sales. This enables it to make three tours annually. Reserved seat tickets admitting to both concerts will be on sale Wednesday, April 10, at the Registrar's Office and the Round Corner Drug Store. Orders by mail, with check and cash, must be made to Harold L. Butler will be filled in the order of the receipt. Main floor will be $1.50, gallery $1.25. Wider Opportunities Are Offered to Women By Chemistry Courses Industries Use Experts and Demand is Large for Teachers There are many opportunities open to women who have specialized in chemistry while in college, according to Prof. Bailey of the department of chemistry, who gives the information in answer to queries of the Vocational Guidance Committee of the Association of Collegiate Alumnae. First, and most important are the positions in dietetic work, in hospitals, cooking schools, college commons, and health resorts. While these come, in a way, under the caption of Home Economics, a knowledge of chemistry is a preliminary requisition. Many of the larger manufacturers, both of food and of textiles, are beginning to employ women chemists and the demand is bound to grow rapidly. Women are also beginning to be employed in the agricultural experiment stations established in every state. Pharmacy, too, is interesting a larger number of women each year, and chemistry is a reason for its laboratories, and public health departments also use women chemis Teaching of chemistry is also, of course open, both in high schools and colleges, to women who are qualified for the work. This opening is found especially in agricultural colleges and in home economics departments Howard Haines, who entered the government work as a stenographer, is located in the department of Commerce at Washington. He occupies the place formerly held by Miss Edith Boener, a student in the College in '12, '13, and '14. Miss Boener was given a promotion. Professor Bailey urges that women who are interested in any branch of chemistry consult with members of the department early in their college course, and find out the necessary preliminary courses to the higher ones which have bearing on their particular work. This is often neglected until the Junior or Senior year, he says, and consequently students must take up a course for which they are insufficiently prepared. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, THURSDAY AFTERNOON. APRIL 4, 1918. Not Half Enough Wind For A Regular March Only 7,400 miles of wind characterized this March while previously the wind has run as high as 18,147 miles, and the average rate of wind for March is 5,369 miles higher than this month's average. There was less wind this month than during any other March for the past fifty years. According to the University of Kansas weather report the past month has been exceeding warm, dry, and calm. The average temperature was 50.88 degrees, which is 8.17 degrees above the usual March temperature. The rainfall was about .78 of an inch which is 1.55 inches below the March average. The War Here and Over There WAR THOUGHT FOR TODAY Russia owes the United States 187,779,000 advanced for suppliers which already have gone to Russia. whether or not it will be a trivial United States depends on whether the ultimate government of Russia desires to repudiate the debt or take it over. The Bolsheviki has abolished the old calendar and church holidays in Russia and confiscated church property to the extent of billions of rubles. Poultryney Bigelow, a former friend of the Kaiser, says that German efficiency is something we of America cannot comprehend, and that we must fight until the Kaiser's machine is completely broken, if America is to be safe. The French "luxury list" which includes every article on which a war tax is being levied, recently had listed fur coats, pet cats, corsets, flowers, and sheets. Someone started the idea that the Red Cross could extract dyes from cancelled postage stamps. The Red Cross denies this and advises people not to waste time collecting and forwarding stamps. Cold figures collected by the Independent show that the British liquor consumption has been on the increase during the war. The average profits of eighty-six brewing companies during the last three years of the war are nearly 50 per cent greater than during the three years of war, compared with that of the largest companies jumped from $340,500 in 1913 to 81,198,500 made in 1917. It is up to America to show that war and drink should not be associated with each other. General Gorgas, surgeon general of the United States army believes it of highest importance that it should be made possible to give higher rank to officers in the medical corps. The fire loss in the United States during 1917 was a little more than $230,000,000. This is the largest total, and in a war year, that has occurred in the history of the nation with the exception of the year, 1906, when the San Francisco catastrophe occurred. While the American flag is waving over the European battlefield, there are nearly 10,000,000 American flags waving over the homes of people in this country. Puget Sound cities are beginning to make themselves self-supporting by fishing in great quantities near Seattle and Tacoma. Seals, oysters, clams, walrus, and whale are the most pre-dominate fish products obtained. It was not until October 29, 1912, that President Taft's administration took matters in hand and provided for the specific arrangement of the stars in the American flag. Dr. William L. Burdick, of the School of Law, has returned from Camp Funston, where he gave several talks to the soldiers. BAND FORMATION Band meets Friday, 1:45 p.m. South Park, in full uniform, to part in Liberty Lawn Parade. Send the Daily Kansan Home. BAND FORMATION J. C. McCANLESS, --it is too much trouble to fool yourself. ... Director Kirksmith Trio Scores Success as Last Number Of K. U. Concert Course Cellist, Soprano, and Pianist Present Varied and Pleasing Program Miss Brainard, Accompanist, Is Unusual Accompanist And Good Solist First, A Patriotic Number The concert given last night in Robinson Gymnasium by the Kirksmith Trio was as enthusiastically received as the three preceding numbers in the University Concert Course this year. The trio, composed of Karl Kirksmith, cellist, Anita Taylor, soprano, and Gladys Yew Brainard, pianist, met with the decided approval of Lawrence music lovers. The patriotic spirit was not forgotten, and the concert opened with the "Star Spangled Banner" by the trio ensemble and the audience. CELLIST AND PIANIST PLEASE Mr. Kirksmith is a cellist of unusual ability. Every note was clear and distinct and his tone was quiet. The ease and joy of his bowing was remarkable. His skill was especially well displayed in the selection, "O Cara Memoria," with variations. Mrs. Taylar's voice gave evicence of a wide range and her highest tones were attained without seeming effort. Her selections were chosen to please a varied audience. Mrs. Taylor is attractive and has an amabilipe pose. ACCOMPANIST is GOOD BOLDEN: Had Miss Bramard appeared only as accompaniant, her ability would not have passed. Besides each one Mrs Kirkham in every number and Mrs. Taylor she gave two solo numbers, groups of two and three selections. The success of her selections was remarkable. While the concert consisted of classical numbers by noted composers throughout, many of the selections were of a lighter nature than ordinarily make up the program of high-class artists. The audience was well with the entire performance and nearly every number was heartily encored. Send the Daily Kansan Home. The Kirksmith Trio concluded this year's concert course. Mr. and Mrs. C. N. Riggs announce the engagement of their daughter Clora Harriet, to Mr. Fredrick J. Freeman, of New York. Mr. Freeman is a graduate of Harvard and is now in business in New York. Miss Riggs is a sophomore in the college and a member of Kappa Alpha Theta. Mr. Freeman is visiting for a few days in Lawrence. University Has Courses In Food Conservation Dean Templin Has Been Made Director of This Work In All Colleges Regular college credit is given in the last two courses and Dean Templin thinks all who complete the work will be given war certificates in recognition of their work. Three courses in food conservation are offered this semester by the department of home economics in compliance with the United States Food Administration's request. Dean Oln Templin has been made director of this work in all the colleges, assisting the students selected from different universities, one of whom is Elizabeth C. Sprague of the department of home economics. Sigma Phi Sigma will give a house dance Saturday night, April 6. Six women are taking a laboratory course in the use and conservation of foods which is an application of course two. Graduates of this course, so the government bulletin states, will be prepared to act as assistants at official demonstrations. The department is awaiting information as to how many of these assistants will be called this summer. The best known course is that of the lectures given every two weeks to all the women of the University. The second course deals with the film *War of the World*, a relation to the war. About thirty-seven women are taking this course. Founder of Department Credited With Instilling Patriotic Spirit in Students Laws to Compliment Dean of K. U. School With Birthday Dinner Justice West the Speaker Banquet Has Been a Feature Since Founding of University "Uncle Jimmy Day," the day looked forward to and always remembered by every student of the School of Law, will be celebrated Friday night at the Eldridge Hotel. "Uncle Jimmy Day" dates back to the year 1903, when the law school was given a holiday, but according to Dr. William L. Burdick, an annual dinner has been given for the dean of the School of Law ever since the establishment of the School. Until ten years ago the banquet was held in October, but at the suggestion of Dr. Burdick, the date of the celebration was changed to April on the Dean's birthday. "Uncle Jimmy" was founder of the University of Kansas School of Law and has been dean since 1878. According to law students, he is responsible for every good influence made by the School. Law students always hold together, have more celebrations, more individuality—all due to Uncle Jimmy. The law school has been cut down because of the war, having lost 62 per cent of last year's enrollment, and the reason for this is Uncle Jimmy's patriotism. If a K. U. law graduate of '83 should meet a law graduate of '17 (law students say) that the first question he would ask would be: "How did you leave Uncle Jimmy?" Mr. Justice J. S. West of the Kansas Supreme Court will be the principal speaker at the banquet Friday night, and talks will be given by three professors of the School of Law—William L. Burdick, Raymond Rice, and E. D. Osborne. Arthur Hurshberger will represent the senior laws, John Murphy the middle laws, and Harold Goodwin the junior laws. Endeavorers To Meet In District Convention Six State Officers Will Address Young People Here April 13-14 Definite word was received yesterday that six of the officers of the State Christian Endeaver Union will be in Lawrence for the annual district convention to be held April 13 and 14. R. W. Ellis of Concordia, chairman of the finance committee, will preside at all sessions, Paul M. Williams of Hutchinson, president, will speak at the Sunday afternoon meeting, and Raymond O. Youmans of Kansas City, secretary, will lead a conference on personal evangelism at the same session. Following the conferences, Rev. M. Lee Sorey, pastor of the Christian Church, will give an address, and the Junior Endeavors of Lawrence will present a panege, "Songs of All Nations." The election of officers will take place at this meeting. The convention opened Saturday afternoon with an examination on "Expert Endeavor," and a supper at 6 o'clock, served by local Endearners. The song service started at 7:30 o'clock at the Christian Church. The main address of the evening will be by Dr. E. H. Given, pastor of the First United Brethren Church of Topeka. On Friday, April 5, all the men of the University are asked to join in the Liberty Loan Parade. MEMORANDUM Headquarters K. U. Regiment April 4, 1918 All companies of the K. U. Regiment will form, with arms, at the Gymnasium, at 2 p. m., instead of 4 p. m. as usual. Rolls will be called and the Regiment marched to Thirteenth and Massachusetts as promptly as possible. Every man is urged to report for this duty; and to wear uniform if possible. E. M. BRIGGS, Commanding. ... Second W. A. A. Dance Will Be Given April 15 The second W. A. A. matinee dance of the year will be given in Robinson Gymnasium Saturday afternoon, April 13, from 2:30 to 5:30 o'clock. Schoflah play will with his three-piece orchestra. A prize will be offered to the two best dancers on the floor. This is the first time that the W. A. A. has given a matinee dance in the spring and they are hoping that this one will be as successful as the舞 in the fall. Plain Tales From The Hill Otto Hopfer, c.21, wouldn't wear his cap, this morning, no, not he. And the Laws saw Otto. And they saw he had no cap. Now in a room in the Law Building were some feminine clothes, with which the sportive lawyers had dressed up a chair for Professor Oaborne, in commemoration of his marriage. The Laws got some of these. Otto was surrounded by a mass of law students. After a while he appeared, resplendent and glorified. He was adorned with a bright pink dress, taffeta silk, latest creation. Where his cap ought to have been was a woman's hat. One leg was daintily white silk-stockinged. The Laws chased Otto to Spooner and back. It was between classes, and witnesses were abundant. Then they removed the freshman's mortifying apparel, and stored it away for the next offender. According to Mrs. Wood B. Highbrow the piano solo by Miss Brainard at the concert last night entitled "Millet-hair Mayonnaise" was well rendered. Work on the Hill must be getting inerder these days when a student is o tired by bed time that he goes to sleep in the bath tub. How many of you students ever took the trouble to wonder if the caption "Plain Tales From The Hill" was original here at K. U.? No, probably not, it is just another of the small things which we have taken for granted. However, it was originally one of the happy thoughts of Rudyard Kipling. It is the title of one of his books of short stories, the settings of which are around and in the hills of Himalaya. She, "It is 4 'o clock and I must go o' swimming class." He, "Is Miss Diveley in that class?" A Freshman recently applied for a place in the Men's Glee Club and Prof. Franklin Hunt, the director asked if he could read music readily. "I don't know one note from the other," the Freshman replied. "Well," said Professor Hunt, "thee doesn't seem to have a very wide range." "She's put on a Beta pin." "Who's?" "Oh, I didn't hear. Does it matter?" "I bet we see an ad in the Kansan loat, strayed, or stolen." Trifling Troubles of the Daylight Saving Plan: It is too light at 7 o'clock to study. It is too dark to get up at 7 a.m. It is too clear to leave a date at 10 o'clock. Kirk Veeder, c'20, is a loyal American and is not responsible for the sound of his name. He is also a diligent student of history in Professor Davis's class on "Diplomacy of the War." The other night Veeder stood up in bed and waved the bed clothes over his head and yelled, "Down with the Kaiser! Republicanism forever!" Of all queer sights that have ever been seen the queerest perhaps is to see a student on his way to military drill dressed in khaki uniform with $v$ Freshman cap upon his head. There was a young student from Connecticut Who thought that from class he could take a cut take a cut. But when the Professor got there You should have heard that Prof. Now the Stude don't think he'll take another cut. Registrar Notifies Seniors Registrar Notified him. Senior们 who are assigned for degrees to apply for their degrees at once. The diploma fee must be paid by May 1. Send the Daily Kansan Home. K. U. Men Will March In Liberty Loan Parade With Townsmen Friday Drill Companies To Report Early, In Uniform and With Arms To Omit 2 o'Clock Classes Physical Training Credit Given For Those Taking Part In Procession 3. There will be no Physical Training work given for men on Friday at any hour aside from participation in the parade. 4. Roll call will be held next week to determine what students participated in the parade and absences recorded. 1. All University work will be closed from 2 to 3 o'clock Friday afternoon that the University may participate in the exercises downtown, and it is desired that all University men march in the parade. 2. By order of W. O. Hamilton, the Department of Physical Education will credit men who march in the parade with their physical training or military work for that day. 5. University men not in the military companies will form on Thirteenth Street between Tennessee and Kentucky. 6. University Military Companies will form according to orders issued by the Commandant. F RANK STRONG, Chancellor ... All University of Kansas work will be closed Friday afternoon from 2 to 3 o'clock so that the University can take a part in the exercises downtown and so that the men of K. U may march in the patriotic parade of the day. All men have been excused from exercise and military classes that afternoon so that they can march in the parade, but the regular rolls will be called so that complete units will be formed in the parade. The University band will head the Kansas contingent in the parade. The K. U. regiment of nearly 300 men will meet with arms at Robinson Gymnasium at 2 o'clock instead of the usual 4 o'clock hour. From there they will go to the formation ground at Thirteenth and Massachusetts Street. Many of the men will have their uniforms to wear. Men not in the regiment will form for the parade on Thirteenth Street between Tennessee and Kentucky Streets. Hopes of Red Cross In K. U. Salvage Box The most hopeful hope chest in Lawrence has just been emptied for the seventieth time in seven weeks. Sounds like a seventy times seven parable or a 1918 model of Aladdin's lamp, but it's neither. It's just the result of Kansas thrift, a la femme; the gathering together of the useless little things, like tin foll, that count when gathered together and sold. Tinfoli, appearing by the pound and in the bulk, testifies to the University's appetite for chocolate bars, gum, and cigarettes. One University-wise collector has chosen Fourteenth Street between Howard's and Spooner as her regular tinfoli beat and collects a walnut-sized wad of silvery oil along it daily. Some collectors prefer to present their silver offerings in balls at the store, others in a box full. In spring in the tinfoli men will come around and leave the Red Cross the richer. Enough burnt-out electric bulbs have been turned in to light the campus, and glass bottles by the wheelbarrow full get truredd over to the store room every Saturday. Bushels of cold cream jars are parcel posted to the Kansas City salvage box; rubber goes to the junk man. The hope of the hope chest is to help win the war by selling its contents. So far K. U. has kept it hopeful. The hope chest promises to continue hopeful till seventy times seven weeks are past—unless tinflow covered articles are ruled off the Hill as non-essentials. --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 4.1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student papers of the University of Kapua EDITORIAL STAFF Vivian Sturgeon...Editor-in-chief James Hardace...Associate Editor Howard Morgan...P. T. Editor Howard Morgan...S. P. 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Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. BELL K. 1 25 and 66. NEW WAR-BREAD THURSDAY, APRIL 4, 1918. Food administration officers in Boston issued a warning to householders early this week to look out for ground glass in all bread. Not sand that a breeze across the plains in harvest time might rift into the wheat, not obdurate "old maids" from the chaff, but glass, pulverized glass that will lacerate the lining of the stomach and cause internal bleeding. German murder brot for American women and children—that's what it is. Every German who has anything to do with the harvesting of wheat, the making of flour, the baking of bread, or with any part of the shipment of products from the beginning to the end of the process should now come under suspicion. He should be watched. She should be watched. And if guilt be attached the penalty should be death. Prussianism is not confined to the Western Front. It is not confined to the range of a gun which deals death to French women kneeling at the foot of the Cross. It is not confined to soldiers. It is among civilians here in America. The supposedly innocent, guilless stolidity that banks itself round with a Liberty Bond, a few well stuck thrift stamps, and a Red Cross contribution or so, is the wooden externality of smoldering fiendishness. It is true that such a sweeping indictment blankets guilty and as yet not guilty without any discrimination. But how can one distinguish? How can one issue clearance from blame at such a time? The bread that sustains labor, that nourishes little children, the bread the American home depends upon is unsafe and must be watched. Yes, watch it—but let a vigilant government watch the assemblage of every element that goes to make that bread—watch every German hand that has a share in it or comes near it. If one of those hands sprinkles glass, let it be cut off in memory of Belgium even before the supreme penalty for crime be inflicted upon the life and will that guided that hand. Wanted: A tenant to occupy No Man's Land permanently; must be American, British or French. CRACKING BATS AT TWILIGHT The Hash House League seems to be flickering out. It is hard to place the blame for the indifference to the wholesome old baseball game. For one thing a smaller number of men are in school this year. Possibly the adoption of compulsory military drill or physical exercise has lessened enthuisiasm. However this may be, intramural sports certainly should not disappear from the campus. Because this is wartime there is all the more reason for athletics to go on as nearly normal as possible among us "stay at homes" at K. U. Athletic directors at army and navy training camps cannot give their too much football, basketball, wrestling and boxing. Fighting men must be in trim. The same principle holds good for those who are not as yet enlisted. They must be fit if they are to carry on the work at home. Since an extra hour has been added to our daily schedule the Hash House League can, if it wishes, manage its games on a twilight schedule. Games could be staged from seven to eight, or even from six-thirty to eight o'clock. Then let the old bats crack again in a genuinely universal game. No spectators, all participants, all alive for that extra hour of light which the powers that be have given us to do something good with. THE GREATER COURAGE The halfback on the football team, who after months of hard training goes into the biggest game of the year made confident and courageous by loyal support from the crowded bleachers is satisfied that he is putting up a worth-while fight, for is not the entire school behind him and the team? The surest harbinger of spring has appeared—the Freshman cap. And when he, at his signal, runnig low carries the ball over tackle for a fifteen-yard gain the throng in the bleachers go wild over the thing he has accomplished. Those 'cheers are recompense enough for the hard and dragging days of practice, those days when he thought many times of giving up. But he has been paid. His alma mater has considered his service of worth and has rewarded him with her support. Suppose that instead of a football player the man is attempting to gain honor for his University and himself—is a debater. His efforts are no way less monotonous than those of the halfback. He must slave day after day and night after night in preparing for the debate. He must delve deep into the dry and uninteresting facts of history and congressional records. His exhaustive search for one small fact which might have a bearing on the question must be faithful and sure, even though it is tiresome and tedious. And then comes the biggest debate of the year. The debater awaits the hour of the conflict hoping he will be supported by goodly numbers of his fellow students. He goes on the stage and confronts perhaps a hundred persons. They may be the loyal few but they are not enough. The debater is chilled and disappointed; his inspiration fades and he loses his confidence in himself and his team. His battle is harder. And yet the while he misses the glory and the tumult that should come with victory, he may take consolation in this. If the football game had to be fought with a couple dozen spectators who were almost lost on the stands which should seat a couple dozen thousand,—the game wouldn't be played at all. Greater is the courage of him who can stand to his opponent and stand alone. That courage and all praise thereof belongs to the debater. CAME TO WORK, BUT DATED This here school life at Kansas U. is sure exhilaratin; ; too dawgon much for some that came to work but started dinin'. I ain't no crab, I am satisfied, (satisfied I'm goin' to flunk) for I'm the guy that had the dates with Miss High Brow from Podunk. I sure have had one rippin' time, for me there wasn't no cure; I ran in high the whole darn way and never had no puncture. HE CAME TO WORK, BUT DATED But now I'm forced to call retreat; like old Paul, my course is run: my gas is gettin' awful low, with my ride here just begun. There n't anybody else to blame but me, for I have sure been lazy, unless it is those K. U girls, who set the fells crazy. I came here with a high resolve; I'd study like a fool: I didn't know what study girls they kept in this here school. My high resolve got busted up before I'd been here long, and it wasn't no time after that until my grades went wrong. Today I got a nice invite from the wise old faculty, sayin' 'I could leave for my home town, they'd do quite well without me. That makes me mad as all get out and though you won't believe it, I'm gain' to pack my duds today and by gosh I'm gain' home. The Philologist A Few Words With Him Every Day "Yes," resumed the Philologist, "the word 'palfrey' did change its form somewhat, but the meaning has remained practically unchanged, and the pronunciation has changed so little since the time of William the Conqueror that even he would have no difficulty in recognizing our word. And there are lots of other words that he might know when he saw or heard them, although he would known them in another meaning. They would puzzle him because we use them with an entirely different significance. It is surprising how words shift from one meaning to another. "And you are saying 'For instance'. Well, take this piece of furniture," he prounded, tapping the desk in front of him assiduously, rythmically, with a long, bony finger, "in modern French they call it 'bureau', but in William's time the word was the name for a kind of cloth. The serbes and scriveners of that day used that cloth for a desk-cover, then extended the use of the word to the desk itself, later to the room in which the desk stood, and finally to the people who occupied the room, so that now we speak of 'Labor Bureau's' and the like. "Of course there is another shift of meaning when a word passes from one language to another. For example: the French word for desk 'puppitre' is our word 'pulpit'; the French word for 'pulpit' is 'chair' and became our word 'chair'; and the French word for 'chair' is 'chaise' which we use to designate a kind of two-wheeled carriage. You can easily see how the last word originated. The first 'chaise' was a sedan-chair on wheels. "Yes, yes,—I imagine you are right," admitted the Philologist, as he turned to his manuscript and absintemely tried to erase a word with the end of his fountain-pen. "William would probably require the services of an interpreter if he or his shade went abroad among us today." MENTAL LAPSES Chance To Escape During the week certain members of the flock had been paying overmuch attention to sampling the local whisky, and the "meenister"—this is the took advantage of his position in the pulpit to administer gentle reproof. At that moment a fly settled on the book before him. He raised his fist. "You're gain' tae the bottomless pit!" he shouted. "And you'll get there just sue sure as I ding the life out o' his 'fly?'" ‘An’ I tell ye, one an all, ye’re on the way to perdition!’ he cried. "Missed!" he ejaculated. "Ah, well, maybe there's a chance for some o' ye yet!?"—Ex. His fist crashed down as he uttered the words. Then he looked to see the results of his handiwork. "Didn't you tell me that Attorney Gropewit was an ornament to his profession?" "I did." "But he never has a client." "Exactly. He devotes all his time to being ornamental."—Birmingham Age-Herald. Norah—"The lady next door wants to berry a scuttle of coal, mum." Mistress—"Tell her, Norah, that we are already borrowing our coal from the people on the other side of us."—Boston Transcript. Now is the time when the sweet young thing who would "rather dance than eat," says the Atlanta Constitution, may gratify her preference and at the same time help "make the world more美好," etc.—New York Evening Post. "Do you people in Crimson Gulch believe in prohibition now?" "Believe in it!" echoed Broncho Bob. "We've got to believe in it. They've proved it on us."-Washington Star. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Telephone K. 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PECKHAM'S Washington University School of Nursing Nursing offers to women an opportunity for life and a profession of preparation for life and a profession of nursing. Washington University gives a three course course in the Department of Psychology is given in the University clinical instruction in the wards of the psychiatric hospitals. Washington University Dispensary and Social Service Department can have a A.B. or B.S. degree from Washington University. Address inquiries to Supt. of Nurses, Address inquiries to So. Kingshighway, St. Louis, M. Taxi 12 'PHONE "One-Two" Kennedy Plumbing Co. Student Lamps National Mazda Lamps Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc. Phones 568 937 Mass. Dinner in New York; Breakfast in Chicago— SOME OF US have peculiar ideals. Frederick D. Underwood, President of the Erie Railroad, holds as his ideal, to be able to take evening dinner in New York and sit down to breakfast in Chicago. The presen time of the fastest trains between Chicago and New York is twenty hours, but it will be seen that when Mr. Underwood's ideal is fulfilled, the time will be cut down to about 12 or 14 hours. A remarkable accomplishment! Yes, we all have ideals—you, myself and—the Daily Kansan! The latter holds as its ideal, a greater and bigger K. U. with all he necessary improvements, a closer relationship between faculty and students, and more particularly as it relates directly to the paper,—to serve to the best ability the students of the University. Fred Fingby Business Manager The Kansan will now be mailed anywhere, or delivered by carrier here in Lawrence—from "now until June for $1 Subscribe at Fraser Hall Business Office, Kansan Office or Telephone K. U. 66 APRIL 4,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN A. C. A. Will Give Three One-Act Plays April 24 "Overtones," "How He Lied to Her Husband" and "Oh, For A Wife" On Program The date for the series of plays which will be given by the Collegegate Alumnae Association at the Unitarian church, has been set for April 24. The cast for the play "Overtones" is: The play will be directed by Mrs. A. J. Mix. Hetty . . . Helen Rhoda Hoopes Harriet . . . Sophie Smithmeyer Maggie . . . Opal Holmes Margaret . . Claudia Pendleton "Overtones" is a unique farce which comes near being a tragedy. It depicts two society women talking smoothly together while their real lives have another story to tell. It is an amusing and is lively from beginning to end. The other plays which will be given are: "How He Lied To Her Husband" and "Oh, For a Wife." The casts have not been selected. By the Wav Phi Chi Pledges Phi Chi announces the pledging of Robert M. Isenberger of Natoma and Arthur G. Dewell of Stark. Miss Haze Watson, who is a student at K. S. A, C., will visit Irene Tihen, c19, Saturday and Sunday at the Alpha Chi Omega house. The Owls will give their annual spring rush dance Friday, April 12, at F. A. U. Hall. Haley's four-piece orchestra will play, and the dancing will last until 1 o'clock. Mrs. Myra Belt Vorhees, who was graduated from the University at the end of the first semester, is the guest of her sister, Frances Bell, c'21. Lieutenant Vorhees is stationed at Camp Funston, and Mrs. Vorhees is now living in Manhattan. She is a member of Phi Beta Kappa. Lillian Gliesner, c'19, is ill at her home in Topeka. Mary Nicholson, c18, has been called to Newton, where her father is seriously ill in the Axtel Hospital. Arthur Fuhrman, c'21, and Jimmy Lyne, c'19, are out of classes because of the mumps. George McIntire, c'20, has not returned from his home in Wichita since Easter, because of the illness of his father. Woodward-Kilgore Lieutenant George Woodward and Violet Kilgore were married Wednesday, April 3, in Wichita. Mrs. Woodward went to Fairmount College two years and was graduated from the University last year. She has been teaching in Stanton this year. She is a member of Chi Omega. Lieutenant Woodward was a student in the School of Law in the class of '19. He is a member of Sigma Chi. He is now stationed at Camp Doniphan. Lieut. and Mrs. Woodward will make their home n'Lawton, Okla. Karl Brown and Ethel Wyckoff will present the same act they gave in the C. U. Follies at the Community House at Fort Leavenworth tonight. Their Italian song, which was given in costume, was one of the best numbers on the Follies. Smith-Davis Walter Smith of Horton and Alice Davis of Chanute were married April 2 in Kansas City. Mrs. Smith is a senior on the Hill and is a member of Chi Omega. Mr. Smith was graduated from the School of Law last year and is a member of Sigma Chi. Extra! Extra! Extra! In the daily quest for news, these startling items were given the society editor this morning: Opal Holmes has a cold. Opal Holmes has a cold. Don Davis set Lawson May and Harry Morgan up to chocolate eclaires last night. Mignon Schell was ill during the Easter vacation. Mrs. C. M. Walker of Joplin, Mo., is here for a ten days' visit with her daughter, Dorothy Cole, c'18. Mrs. Maule Graham, Kappa house- mother, entertained Mrs. Silas Porter f Topeka, Mrs. W. G. Robinson of Clay Center, and Mrs. William Doe- kning of Lawrence at dinner last night. Earl J. Wilhelmsen who enlisted in the coast artillery in california, has entered the enlisted specialist's school and is in line for a commission. Wilhelmsen is a member of this year's graduating class and was recently elected to *Phil Beta Kappa*. Dean Malott, c20, will leave tonight for Dighton, where he will act as judge of delivery in a contest in oratory at the Lane County High School, J. VanArdale, principal of the high school, to speak public speaking for a judge, and Malott was chosen because of his experience in the Missouri-Kansas debate. Extra Hour Breaking Morale of Students The morale of University students has been materially weakened, almost broken, under the terrific bombardment of the Daylight Saving onslaught. Although K. U.'s espionage system has predicted the offensive to the minute, students were unprepared when it came. When the clocks stole a march of one hour on old Father Time, an extra hour of light was granted after supper. This proved the downfall of Kansas forces. For with most perfect baseball and tennis weather, how could one resist getting out the old mitt and ball or racket and trying out a new ball? And when it does get so dark that one can not see the ball, the student reluctantly gathers up his paraphernalia and enters the house. There the timepieces tell him that it is 9 o'clock. By the time he gets down to study it is nearly time to go to bed in order to take eight hours of repose before getting up for a sunrise breakfast and 8 o'clock chasen. Not sure whether to break out the new plan; he rather it. On the other hand, he rather like it. But it is breaking his morale in that it gives him a glorious opportunity to evade studying. Lessons suffer, and flunks pile up more quickly. Although there is always a slackening of work when spring comes, this year's drive made it greater. As days get longer CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass with the advancement of spring, the morale will become further weakened, the war effort will be exhausted. What about faculty members Ah, they are not susceptible to the charms of tossing balls back and forth, and resist the power of the evening light. They set their alarm clocks, retire early, and get up before dawn so as to create fresh thoughts to spring on their classes. 847 Mass He (to second "he," who is sitting on a rock in Sayre Park)—Hello, what are you doing? Always a selection of three different ice creams at Wiedemann's. 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The Sealpax Company, Dept. 15 Baltimore, Md. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 4, 1918 Interclass Track Meet To Be Held April 12; Men Prepare for Drake May Choose Captain This After noon—Captain-Elect O'Leary In the Service The spring interclass meet at the University of Kansas will be held on McCook Field, April 12, Coach W. O. Hamilton announced today. This gives the track man a week to get ready for the Drake relay games at Des Moines, Ia., which are held the next Friday, April 19. The track athletes have been working for more than two weeks getting into trim for the outdoor track season and this will be the first change K. U. track fans will have to see the outdoor team in action. Varsity track men may compete in this meet and any other student in the University is eligible to take part in the meet. Medals are given for the first four places. The freshmen sophomores best spirits, the sophomores especially having a large number of Varsity men on their team. The track captain of this season's team probably will be elected this afternoon. Men who competed in the Missouri and Kansas Aggies meets will be eligible to vote for captain. Captain-elect Dorman O'Leary has been in the service since last summer and is now in aviation work. Two relay teams probably will be sent to the Drake relay games, on April 19. Coach Hamilton expects to take men to run in the half and mile relay. The following week Rice, the veteran high jumper, and Haddock, the crack dash and weight man, will be entered in the Penn Relay games at Philadelphia on April 26. Although the date or location has not been definiable that the Missouri Valley track meet will be held at Columbia, Mo, on May 26, instead of at Ames, Ia., where it was originally scheduled. Because of the early closing of the school at Ames, a change was necessary. The K. U. track team this season seems to have a long run of hard luck. John D. Shreve has not been out for practice this week and members of the track team believe that he has received his call for service in the navy because he had enlisted nearly three months ago. He was one of the best runners in the quarter mile and was a good man in the mile relay. Erval Coffey was canvassed by the draft staff of Douglas County last week, leaving a vacancy in the half mile to be filled. Murphy, one of the two old men back for the team this season, has been handling this event alone this week, but there are several candidates out for the other place in this event. Twenty to thirty men are trying positions on the team, but thus far much of the material has shown up as mediocre. Hard work is the program which Coach Hamilton has mapped out for the men from now until the Interclass Track Meet and then the following week in preparation for the Drake Games. The coach has handpicked by cold weather, a heavy wind, and the loose condition of the track. Little fast time has been made partially because of the poor condition of the McCook Field track, but work which is being done daily is getting it into a little better shape. Schoenfeldt Called To Great Lakes Station Veteran Infielder Will Not Play With Team—Must Report At Once At Once The second Varsity-freshman battle the last night again resulted in a score of 2-0 for the Varsity. The game went only three innings because of a late start, but the teams lined up on the McCook diamond and both the Varsity and freshmen were fencing in much cleaner form than Tuesday night on Hamilton field. Hitting was weak, however, and two Varsity hits in the second innning were the only solid blows during the game. Dutch Schoenfelft, veteran Varsity indefiler, who has not been out this week, appeared on the field with the news that he has received a call to report to the Great Lakes Naval Training Station at once and will not be able to play with the team. His departure prompts the Navy's later defense, as he was counted upon to take care of second base. Both teams played airight ball in the field and there was not an error made during the contest. Neither the Varnity nor fresh scored in the first innning, but Dutch Uhrlubn walked to start the second and Smith scored him with a three-base hit to deep left field. Lonberg then cracked a long drive to left center for three sacks that scored the victory in the scoring for the evening was over. Weltmer and Dunn were not in uniform, and Kitchen did the receiving for the Varsity. Slawson worked in the box. Coach Bond made several changes in both the infield and outfield in order to give every candidate a chance to show his ability. Willems played first base, Uhlraub, who played first Tuesday, was shifted to second and Cherry was at short. Lonborg again performed at third and handed three chances. With this he got Bill Cilor hold down the center garden and Tom Pringle was in right. Stem Foster was out in uniform and will probably be used in the infield today. Coach Wedell used his regular freshman lineup with Brite doing the catching, Pierce and Marxen in the boxx, Harms on first, McClead playing second, Murphy on short, Lashley on third and Vermillion, Shields and Pudkins in the outfield. SPORT BEAMS Coach Sermon is working his big field of baseball candidates hard at Central College and has his team practically picked for the first game of the season. Eighteen fraternity and other organization teams at Ames have organized into two leagues, the National and the American, and play has already begun in earnest. A schedule has been arranged by which the teams will play until the end of the school year. Joie Ray, Ward, a former star University of Chicago, spinner, Joe Loomis, and Eby are star speedsters who will appear at the Annual Central A. A. U. track meet to be held in Chicago Saturday, There are only two letter men among the eighteen candidates for positions on the nine at the Warrensburg Normal School. Dr. Phog Allen, the Normal coach, believes that he will develop a real team from his green material, however. The annual track meet between Missouri and Ames will be staged at Columbia April 13. With Shelch, Pittam, Sylvester, and Berry back, it looks like another cleanup for the Tigers on the cinder path. The inter-fraternity basketball season is just closing at the University of Minnesota. The Phi Kappa five defeated the Alpha Tau Omega quintet in the last game that has been played, 17-10. Hand grenade throwing will probably be introduced into the track meets among the Big Ten schools this year, according to the decision at a meeting held in Chicago Saturday. The points will be awarded for accuracy, speed in throwing and distance. PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS Meet your appetite at our table. Hadley's Cafe 715 Mass. МОСТА ВЫДАНИЕ When in Kansas City Stop at the Hostelry of "Good Service"—HOTEL SAVOY 9th & Central Sts. ROOMY ROOMS Excellent Cafe and Grill —Popular Prices— Make the "Savoy" Your Headquarters! pair Them While You Wait Work Performance Quickly and Brightly THE BLUE KRIBON SHOE SHOP Repair Them While You Wait Repa The biggest track meet ever held at Camp Funston will take place this week when two regimental teams meet for honors. Twelve events will be run off and there are 100 entries. Seventeen boxing bouts will also be a part of the program. F. P. HORMUTH PROPRIETOR 8361 Mass. St. Wear-U-Wd Shoe Plymouth makes the Old Gospel new Adv. ANNOUNCEMENT Mrs. F. M. Loomas has opened an exclusive kodak finish studio in the Jackson Building, Room 3, 922 Massachusetts Street. Kodak films developed free for the printing. Eastman films for sale, always fresh. A DAILY LETTER HOME—The Daily Kansas. Plymouth makes the Old Gospel new. Ady. "There's a funny mistake in a story where the writer speaks of marriage as the martial instead of the marital relation." "How do you know it was a mistake? The writer might have been married." - Baltimore American. A. G. ALRICH Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement 736 Mass. St. The annual Mount Oread Spring Flower Show has opened this week with a larger exhibition than usual in spite of the fact that some of the exhibitors have not arrived. Mme. Corise Japonien from Japan and Miss Rose Tulip from Holland have some beautiful flowers in the show. The flowers are also very beautiful, been highly complimented on their flowers. Owing to a delay in the arrival of Miss Virginia Lilac the show will continue for two more weeks. Plymouth makes the Old Gospel new Adv. Fresh Toasted Marshmallows — mallowly delightful at Wiedemann's.— Adv. TEACHERS WANTED TEACHERS WANTED Thousands of teachers needed to fill vacancies in Central and Western states for next year. Register now. ONLY 4 PER CENT COMMISSION. Write for blanks today. The Heuer Teachers' Agency, 408-409 C. R. Sav. Bank Bldg., Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Send the Daily Kausan Bome. LANDER THE JEWELLR Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. A Fresh Shipment of MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDIES BE WISE Like the Proverbial Old Owl, Fellows, and Make Your Date NOW for the University Book Store 803 Mass. St. World almanacs for 1918 have arrive OWL HOP Owl Friday April 12 F. A. U. Hall Haley's Four Piece Orchestra "The Hop's the Thing." Dancing from 8:30 to 1 o'clock Admission $1.00 the couple. Be Prepared Next Winter—COAL Order your coal now for spring and summer delivery. You may have part or all of your order delivered during the summer and the remainder after school opens. *Arkanaa Semi-Anthracite--you may get this coal now. This is the coal that most of the professors buy.* Deep Shaft Cherokee—we are taking orders for spring and summer delivery. Fraternities and sororities use this coal. The price of the coal will be the government price at the time of delivery. By ordering now for summer delivery, you will get the benefit of the probable drop in price. LOGAN-MOORE LUMBER CO. F. H. Church, Mgr. Phone 113 Carefull Attention Given to All Business WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 CITY OF BOSTON The "Ambassador" Another new and smart style featured by the Stetson company. Comes in the new Army shade and Ivy Green, with medium wide band and raw edge. It's a block that most men will like. The Usual Stetson Quality $5 Ober's HEAD-TO-FOOT OUTFITTERS Princess MONTAGNE Smart Coats and Suits for Spring Wear The woman who wears a PRINTZESS Coat or Suit has the satisfaction of knowing that she is well dressed. In style, in fit, in quality and value. PRINTZESS garments leave nothing to be desired. VARSITY Printzess Coats, $22.50 to $35.00. Silk Sweater Coats—In all the new Spring shades Priced from $6.50 to $12.50 NEWMARK'S NEW STATIONERY A good quality of box papers for 35c—an excellent quality of pound paper for 40c per pound. Some kind of stock in tablet form. See them in south window at— WOLF'S BOOK·STORE TODAY ONLY —and FRANCIS X. BUSHMAN "The Brass Check" IN TOMORROW: CHARLES RAY IN "HIS MOTHER'S BOY" BOWERSOCK TODAY AND FRIDAY The Dainty and Pretty Olive Thomas IN "An Heiress For a Day" ALSO, MACK SENNETT COMEDY, "HIS HIDDEN PURPOSE." 1 2 3 4 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 122 K. U.'s War Activities In One Year of Conflict Of No Mean Proportion Liberal Contributions Are Made To Y.M.C.A. and Red Cross Funds Woman Gives A Diamond Special Courses in War Instruction Well Attended—Many of Men Drill This question seems to be satisfactorily answered when some of the things K. U. has done during the year are considered. Is the University doing its part in the war? For the Y. M. C. A. Students' Friendship Fund, $7,525 has been paid in cash. The total pledge is $12,000. Registrar George O. Foster says the payments are coming in continually and the entire pledge will be paid. Liberty Bonds to the amount of $150 have been turned from fraternities for the same diamond young woman gave her diamond ring. THRIFT STAMPS BOUGHT For the Armenian relief more than $3,500 were given by the students. $8,500 were given by the students. The large sum raised for the Red Cross was turned into the Douglas County fund. Two hundred and fifty Baby Bonds and 400 Thrift Stamps have been sold to students through the Registrar's office alone, and they have been on sale for only fifteen days. Regular classes for women in surgical dressing and food conservation have been formed. Military drill for an hour a day has been made compulsory for men and an hour a day of exercise is compulsory for women. In the spring students leaving school for farm work or joining some branch of the service will be given their credits if their standing is good. MORE THAN 1000 IN SERVICE. There are 1150 students and alumni of the University in various branches of the military service. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, FRIDAY AFTERNOON. APRIL. 5. 1918 At present there are thirty-five students taking typewriting and seventeen taking stenography, without credit, the majority of them preparing for college. All our particular classes in War French and Food Conservation are well attended. Women's Organizations Will March In Parade in the past year twenty-six members of the faculty have received leaves of absence for war work or military service. Of these twelve have gone into some branch of war work, and fourteen have enlisted in actual military service. Liberty Loan Committee of 100 Members Will Boost Sale of Bonds The Women's National Liberty Loan Committee for Douglas County, which is composed of 100 members, will boost the sale of the Liberty Loan Bonds. Mrs. J. R. Bechtel is the city chairman and Mrs. H. E. Don Carlos is the county chairman. The following members have been chosen to make four minute speeches over the county: Mrs. J. W. O'Brien, Mrs. Harold Butler, Miss Helen Rhoda Hoopes, Mrs. Frank Strong, Miss.Helen Eacker, Mrs.A. C. Terrill, Mrs.T. H. Chalkley, Mrs.J. B. Buchter, Mrs.R. D. O'Leary, Mrs. T. H. Kennedy, and Mrs. Anna Arnette. The organization will be in the parade today with Mrs. J. L. Killworth as marshal and leader. All of the women's organizations of the city will be represented. Former Kansan Editor Enlists In The Navy Everett Palmer, former editor-in-chief of the Daily Kansan, has enlisted in the navy and left today. He probably will be stationed at the Great Lakes Naval Training Station, Great Lakes, Ill. Mr. Palmer is a member of the Kansan Board and was assistant news editor this month. He was enrolled as a junior. His home is at Jewell. He is the second editor-in-chief of the Kansan to be called to the navy this year. Harley Holden enlisted in the radio corps in December. Stamp Sales Boosted By War Savings Society Efforts of the finance committee of the University War Committee to push the sale of War Savings Stamps have resulted in the formation of a University War Saving Society with a membership of a majority of the faculty and a large proportion of the student body. Many fraternities and sororities have joined practically in a body. Membership is open to all University students. Because membership in the University War Saving Society requires that all members purchase War Savings Stamps at least to the extent of five dollars by July 1, the society is expected to give considerable impetus to the sale of War Savings Stamps. The society also plans to do work in May in the Red Cross campaign. The War Here and Over There WAR THOUGHT FOR TODAY The star humorist of George Creel's staff touches the high water mark when he assures us that Secretary Baker has gone above "to speed up the "Allies." -Boston Herald. American flags provided by France have been placed over the caskets of the first American troops who died in battle. The Red Cross has just organized a bureau to supply information on casualties among soldiers, with William R. Castle, Jr., former dean of Harvard College, in charge. According to the Rheinisch-Westfälische Zeitung, wood is now being largely used in place of ivory, celluloid and other substances in the manufacture of combs in Germany. Excellent toilet combs, it is stated, are made from thinly cut, faultless birch and beechwood. After several days of comparative inactivity along the battle lines in Picardy fierce fighting by the Germans has wielded some ground around the critical sectors east of the city if Amiens. The government is constructing a restaurant that will accommodate 860 persons at one time and will serve 5000 a day for the convenience of the employees of the Ordnance Department in Washington. The United States Food Administration has shipped 1500 farm tractors to France, in order to increase France's crops and to lighten the burden of toll on her old men, women and children. Clerks in two of the government departments in Washington have adopted 150 children in response to an appeal of the organization known as The Fatherless Children of France. Friends and relatives who are disgruntled or distressed by the delay of mail and packages sent to their boys in France must remember that some 3,000,000 pieces a month are sent to the soldiers there. The boys are scattered all over France and the small number of delays, though unfortunate, seems unavoidable. Not all of those who are injured in an attack at the front are carried to rear on stretchers. Hundreds of them, even those who are seriously hurt, make their own way to the dressing stations. It is a point of honor for the men to do this if it is physically possible—and every fight with the enemy little groups may be seen stumbling cheerfully but painfully away from the battle. The total casualties among the American expeditionary forces, announced by the War Department on March 20, are 1,961. Of this number, 1,300 are deaths and 618 are wounded. Fourteen are missing and twenty-one have been captured. Six hundred and one have died in action. Seven civilians have died; and six soldiers have died as a result of being gassed. Only thirty-seven have been killed in action and 147 have been killed by accident. Because of the depletion in the teachers' ranks, married women will be permitted to fill their places by order of the United States Commissioner of Education, P. P. Claxton. The Rota Club will meet in the Women's Rest Room, Saturday at 2:30 p.m. Sixty-fifth Congress of the United States of America; At the First Session, Begun and held at the City of Washington on Monday, the second day of April, one thousand nine hundred and seventeen JOINT RESOLUTION Declaring that a state of war exists between the Imperial German Government and the Government and the people of the United States and making provision to prosecute the same. Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled, That the state of war between the United States and the Imperial German Government which has thus been thrust upon the United States is hereby formally declared; and that the President be, and he is hereby, authorized and directed to employ the entire naval and military forces of the United States and the resources of the Government to carry on war against the Imperial German Government; and to bring the conflict to a successful termination all of the resources of the country are hereby pledged by the Congress of the United States Whereas the Imperial German Government has committed repeated acts of war against the Government and the people of the United States of America; Therefore be it Approved April 6, 1917. WOODROW WILSON. CHAMP CLARK, Speaker of the House of Representatives. THOMAS R. MARSHALL, Vice President of the United States and President of the Senate. W. A. A. Picnic Postponed On account of the inclement weather the W. A. A. picnic, which was to have been given this afternoon, has been postponed until Tuesday, April 9, at 5 o'clock. Send the Daily Kansan Home. Chanceller Strong Better Chanceller Strong, who has been ill with the typhus disease today, it reported to be improving today. His son, Frank, who has symptoms of pneumonia, is reported to be in a serious condition. Am Getting Younger Is Word Uncle Jimmy Gives Laws At Banquet Chancellor Strong Better Many Law Students Attended Uncle Jimmy's Seventy-seventh Birthday "Well, I'm getting younger every year," remarked Uncle Jimmy Green, at the school of Law banquet in his honor Thursday night at the Eldridge Hotel. For the Laws had heraled their dean as 76 years old, but Uncle Jimmy explained that he is really 77 and he could be in seventy-fifth birthday, for they say he is getting younger to them every year. A larger percentage of the students in the School of Law attended the banquet this year than ever before, the law students said this morning. As a result, 62 percent for the school has lost 62 per cent of last year's enrollment. "It was a fine banquet," said Uncle Jimmy, this morning. "But there was many a vacant chair. For there are only sixteen seniors, when there would be fifty but for the war, and more are leaving soon. I hate to see them go, but it is their duty." The working of the Kansas Supreme Court was explained by Mr. Justice J. S. West of that body. He said the opinions of the Supreme Court expressed the opinions of the whole and not of one man, as is sometimes thought, even among lawyers. Each case is gone over individually by all members of the court, and discussed by all in a meeting. After the opinion is written up, it is gone over again by the court, the speaker explained. Tribute to Uncle Jimmy and the war were the chief themes of the other speakers. Prof. Raymond Rice was toastmaster Ira Snyder, a graduate of the School of Law in 1912, came from Denver, Colo., to attend and speak at the banquet. Judge James H. Mitchell of Lawrence gave a lecture on the role that speaker for the school faculty, while the students were represented by three men, Arthur Hurshberger, from the seniors laws, John Murphy, from the middle laws, and Harold Goodwin from the juniors. German Drive An Aid To U. S. in Floating Third Liberty Loan Danger of Situation Makes People Eager to Invest, Professor Boynton Says "The Third Liberty Loan should be easier to float than either of the preceding two." This statement was made by Prof. A. A. J. Boynton, head of the department of economics, concerning the drive to commence Friday, April 5. "The German drive could not have been timed more opportunely to aid the selling of these bonds. People are wrought up over the situation, and will be more willing than before to invest in the aid of the government. Furthermore, the people have become acquainted with the nature of the bonds, and know they are a safe investment and are exempt from taxation. “There are, nevertheless, some difficulties connected with selling the bonds. Money is in demand, and corporations are offering bonds bearing 8 and 9 per cent. There is a temptation on the part of the people to buy these securities in place of the Liberty Loan bonds bearing by $4 \frac{1}{2} $ per cent, in spite of the fact that the former are subject to taxation. Also, there is some competition with the War-Savings Stamps and the Baby Bonds, many preferring this type of investment. "People should retain the bonds after purchasing them, until their maturity. Many buy the bonds and sell them in a day or two slightly below par, thinking they have done their patriotic duty, when in reality they have merely pushed the burden of waiting for the maturity of the bonds onto someone else. Sousa's Navy Band Plays Here Sunday "It is a time when all should help win the war by purchasing Liberty Loan Bonds in accordance with their ability, and by retaining them until the time of maturity." John Phillip Sousa and his 50-piece band from the Great Lakes Naval Training Station, Great Lakes, Ill., will be in Lawrence Sunday afternoon for an open air concert in South Park. The band will arrive in Lawrance from Topeka at 3:50 o'clock, and the concert starts at 4:15. If the weather is bad, the band will play at the Bowersock Theater, although the theater undoubtedly would not hold the crowd. The band is making a tour of the Middle West in the interests of the Third Liberty Loan campaign. Serve and save—buy War-Saving Stamps! Henry Pegues Receives Lieutenant's Commission Henry Pegues, former editor-in-chief of the Daily Kansan, has been commissioned a lieutenant at Fort Sill, Okla., following his work in the officers' school at Camp Doniphan. Mr. Pegues was also news editor of the Kansan and a member of the Kansan Board. He graduated from the University of Kansas last year and emended in the national journal from Hutchinson and was a member of Hutchinson and was a member of the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity and of the Sigma Delta Chi, honorary journalism fraternity. Plain Tales From The Hill — Spooner Library underwent some spring housecleaning during the short vacation. The injunction to those freezing rooms is main reading room formerly read — Enter ye the Reading Room and watch your step; for wide is the aisle and rotten the carpet that leads to the librarian's desk, and many there are A broad strip of cork linoleum has replaced the worn out matting and the injunction now reads— Enter ye the Reading Room and lift up your feet; for wide is the aisle and corking is the linoleum that leads to the librarian's desk, and many there are who drag their heels. One of our fair young women was amusing herself with a tiny chicken the other evening. A friend overheard her crooning, "Kitty, kitty, kitty," and she seemed not to realize her mistake. Judging from the twinkling of new diamonds and fraternity pins on georgette blouses, Cupid has been making great advances in his Spring Drive. The people who attended Lieutenant Nance's lecture in Fraser one day this week were not sure at the opening of the lecture whether he was a hobo or a crook. The lieutenant said that the popular opinion used to that the army was made up of hoboes and crooks: "But, said he, "some of my folks were in the army." Some people who have "never seer the ocean or never seen the sea" have some queer ideas about Uncle Sam's "Jackies." One dry-land yesterday asked one of our students, who has just enlisted in the Navy, why the sailors have such flaring bottoms on their trousers. When told that the trousers are made that way so that they could be updressed up the knees when the sailors scrub the deck, he replied, "Well, 1 always thought that they were made that way so that they could be kicked off in a hurry if there was a wreck." The ways of a class president are hard. Bruce Fleming, of the sophomore class admits it. Bruce has been advertising a sophomore class dance for Saturday night. Had the posters out and everything was done. You see, the class needs the money to pay for its picture in the Jayhawker and the dance was for that purpose. Then yesterday he found that the music which he had hired couldn't play after all. He hadn't made it hard. The president called every pianist in town and in Topeka. But they all had work. So he called Kansas City. Kansas City had one extra pianist it wasn't using. He got him. She the class gets money for its annual picture after all. But it's a hard life Two girls looked admiringly across the campus at an array of Freshman caps in their first appearance for the spring. "I wish they would have something for the girls to wear," one of them ventured. "I think it would be fun." "Yes," the other replied. "Then no one would ask me if this is my ast year." A visitor on the Hill from Boston this week admired the view of the Wakarusa Valley and said that among all of the universities that he had visited in the United States, he had never found one that had such a beautiful view of farm land under cultivation as cur university. Coming from outside where what he great deal of snow he was surprised to find that Kansas could have such fine weather at this time of year. University Joins Town In Celebration To Open Liberty Loan Campaign No amount is too small to LEND TO YOUR COUNTRY. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Campus Drill Companies Take Part in Parade and Classes Suspend Birkhead Is Chief Speaker Separate Record To Be Kept of Bonds Bought by Students and Faculty With the greatest din in the history of the sedate little town the Third Liberty Loan Campaign was launched at 2 o'clock this afternoon when all the town and University bells and whistles summoned participants in the Liberty parade to assemble. The parade, headed by the Women's Loan Committee, with all patriotic organizations following, the Grand Army of the Republic, Lawrence battalion of Kansas State Guards, Boy Scouts, the Haskell casket batallion, the Kansas University battalion, and the Lawrence, Haskell and University bands, marched from the corner of Thirteenth and Massachusetts down the main street to the Bowersock, where the citizens of Lawrence attended the meeting. Leon Birkhead was the chief speaker. All business of the town, including street car service, was suspended from 2 to 1 a o'clock for the celebration at the University were dismissed. A committee composed of volunteers from the University faculty will start work next week to get subscriptions for the loan among faculty members of the institution. Because the blanks have not yet arrived, and the clearing house has not made a decision to take in the matter, the active work of this committee cannot start this week. Subscriptions to the loan by University people will be kept track of so that every one can know what part the University has in the campaign. According to the terms of this third Liberty Loan five per cent may be paid down, twenty per cent May 28, with no payment in June, thirty-five per cent July 18, and the remaining forty per cent in August. This loan bears four and one-fourth per cent interest. Senator Borah, Former K. U. Man, Asks United Support OfThe People Great Patriotic Speech Made After Debate on Price of Wheat In a letter from Dean Olin Templem from Washington, he encloses a copy of the speech of Senator William T. Beacah of Idaho with this comment; "I wish every Kansan could read the speech of Senator Borah delivered in the Senate the other night at the close of a very irritating debate on the regulation of the price of wheat. Because Mr. Borah was a University of Kansas student, a farm boy from Rice County, the address would doubtless be more interesting than, otherwise; and yet, aside from that fact, it ought to be read by every student. It has been repeatedly pronounced the first address of the year next to those of President Wilson." SPEECH SECOND TO FRESIDENT'S The address is printed in the New York Times for March 24. A copy of this will be posted on the Fraser Hall bulletin board. Extracts from the speech follow: "No man in this contest can be indifferent to the situation upon the theory that he is not geared up to some activity in connection with the war. Whether he is upon the farm, in the workshop, in the factory, or in the law office, in the police department, if he is doing his duty; or, if he is not doing his duty, he is menacing this great conflict in which we are now engaged. "You may put upon the western front all the soldiers that you can build ships to carry, but if there is not behind them a united and determined people, aroused and thoroughly understanding the fact that we are all a part of the contest, we shall not be able to succeed in the end. "Shall men, shall the people, be (Continued on page 3) UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 5,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University EDITORIAL STAFF Vivian Sturgeon...Editor-in-chief Vivian Hardace...Associate Editor Howard Morgan...P. T. Editor Howard Morgan...Society Editor Margery Loby... BUSINESS STAFF Fred Rigby...Business Mgr Wayne Wilson...Assistant Herman Hangen Jacques Mortemory Milward Mill Floyd Hockenhill Floyd Hockenhill Alice Bowley Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Harry Morgan Donald Davis Dorothy Cole Roger J.梨 Jr. Harrison (Luther Hangen Ferd. Gottlieb Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times by the New York Daily News, of Kansas, from the press of the Des- troit Times. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones Bell K; 11 25 and 66 The Dally Kansan aims to picture the students of the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news on paper; to give them a vassity hold; to play no favorities; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be invitable; to be courageous to take risks; to wiser wiser heads; in all, to serve to the students of the University. FRIDAY, APRIL 5, 1918. ONE YEAR AGO TODAY One year ago today the United States entered the world war. Today there are more than 100,000 Americans in France efficiently trained and well equipped, ready and anxious to take their places in that glorious army under General Foch. American engineers have built miles of permanent railroads throughout France Today there are thousands of the best of our American men in camps ready for the overseas trip—each a specialist in his own particular line of war work. There are just as many more thousand men in intensive training in the latest method of modern warfare. Today, the American woman has learned more about food and food values than her mother could have dreamed of knowing. Business, wholesale and retail has been organized on a solid basis with equal consideration for producer and consumer. Hoover has been food administrator for months and there have been no stories of starvation as a consequence. In fact Americans are living better without the luxuries of last year and with the substitutes that become a necessity in these "less" days. Today, we know, thanks to Mr. Garfield, that the predicted horrors of a coalless winter were not realized. Furthermore, warmth was maintained at the least possible cost. Today there is an understanding between labor and capital that would have seemed almost fictious a year ago. There have been strikes, many of them and there will be more. But the agreements which follow possess permanency and satisfaction. One year ago today there was democracy, a theoretical sort of democracy which at times was seemingly selfcentered and narrow in its practices. Today a practical democracy, applicable to every person and every right manner of living, is here just because there is a common purpose in food and fuel administration, in the affiliation of labor and capital and the support of the first hand fighters on America's side in the world war The Germans have put one oven on Luther Burbank, for they handed the Russians a perfectly good olive-branch bearing full-grown lemons.—Hickory (N. C). Record. "ELIZA" TO PUSH INCOME BILL The permanent income play, "Eliza Comes To Stay" was a success. But the very fact that organizations at the University must give plays to secure funds with which to push the mill tax legislation for a permanent income for the University, is in itself a reflection upon the state's financial management of the University. At present the University is uncertain of its future and unable to make tenable plans. Its income is dependent upon political playfullness, egotism, penury, or spasmodical indulgence. It is a parallels situation with that of little Johnny, who goes to father and asks for a new pair of shoes. Father, with a snowl remarks that he will have to consider the matter, and see whether Johnny did not wear out those last shoes sooner than he should, and if so why he wore them out, and whether Johnny could not really get along without another pair of shoes anyway. In the meantime, Johnny and the University alike pray for the best, but take what comes A permanent income is a necessity, not a fad. This is no selfishness on the part of the University; nothing more than an entirely innocent and commendable desire to survive. It is asking for a guaranteed annual income based upon a conservative estimate of actual needs. A permanent income lays a reliable base for healthy and secure growth. By faith men can move mountains; consistent, prolonged, faithful and properly directed effort must move this mountain. The Dramatic Club in making their contribution, are to be commended for both spirit and deed. BUT- He was not doing anything of importance. But he leafed around until he barely had time to make the train. The result was that he was late to the engagement and caused a tiresome delay to the party. He might have planned to start earlier, but— PROVIDE THE SINEWS OF WAR Providing the sinews of war is a much the duty of the college student as of the business world. The nation's next call is for more money to continue the task of beating back the Kaiser and his tribe. It must be answered by every individual if the United States expects to force the war to a successful conclusion. "Loyalty," said Lieutenant K. F. Nance in Fraser Chapel, "means co-operation." Giving dollars to the government in the third Liberty Loan expresser faith in the work of our officials. For without money the country is helpless. Without it no soldier could cross the water to take his place in the front line trench; no sailor could guide him safely across; no ammunition, food and equipment could follow him. In fact, he could not even get to camp for his training. There would be no ships to transport him and none to carry over his supplies. Not a single shipbuilder could drive a bolt. With it thousands of men can reach France; thousands more can patrol the seas while other thousands build ships, prepare munitions and equipment and rig airplanes. Cranes will groan under the weight of beams as they swing into place. The sharp staccate of the pneumatic riveter along with the heavy whir of machinery, the clanking of chains, the ring of the anvil and the pounding of hammers will drown out the shouted orders of bosses in the shipyards. Is the applause at the appearance of a public performer a token of the audience's appreciation or merely to to stop the talking of those who have been engaged in gossip during the intermission? Seven billion dollars have been subscribed by people of the United States in the previous two bond campaigns. The Treasury Department is asking for three billion more in the new campaign that is to be launched April 6. The bonds are issued so that those with a scanty income can obtain a bond as well as the capitalists. The old fashioned bucket brigade was as effective in fighting fire as there was co-operation among the fighters. Like fighting fire, licking the Kaiser will require our united effort. You can't SPEND your money and SAVE IT too! Buy War-Savings Stamps! POET'S CORNER For the book-plate of your text books; Who goeth to class quite unprepared, And sitteth there all unmoved; He heedeth not the words of truth By wise professor uttered; THEY SHALL NOT PASS! Who readeth what herein is written With no thought thereupon; Or who readeth not the printed words "Forasking them for sport; Who slideth much and reasoneth none Who flinketh all the time; They may be wise in their concept, But: "On ne passe pas!" AN ARMCHAIR GENERAL The Paris "Gaulois" is famous for good stories. The latest to reach us concerns General Grossetti, who recently died. Despite the fact that he was of such enormus girth—perhaps because of it—that he walked and rode with difficulty, he was one of the most popular officers in the French army. The story comes by way of the "Journal de Geneve" of January 13, 1918. We translate as follows: In the throes of the battle of the Yser, says the "Gaulois," when the enemy fire was the fiercest, and it was judged impossible for the French troops longer to withstand it, they began to retire. "What are you going to do?" asked Grossetti "I am too fat to follow you. In fact my feet are used up. It is absolutely necessary for me to sit down. Get me a chair." They brought him a camp-stool and resting while the German shells continued to rain, he remarked: "What a pity to be so fat! You see I am good for nothing but to stay here." Of a company creeping past in single file and hugging the shelter of the house he inquired: "Where are you going, my children? I hope that you are not retreating. You would not wish to abandon your general here." Stupefied, the men looked at the General, seated placidly on his campstool, while about him the shells were bursting and gutting horses. Seized with sudden, violent emotion, they snatched their kepis from their heads, crying, "Vive le General!" and turned back. A war saver is a life saver! Buy War-Savings Stamps! Toward the end of the afternoon a British staff officer, sent by Sir John French, arrived on the scene to inquire what the French commander proposed to do, for the retirement of his division might involve the retreat of the English forces. Grossetti ordered another chair. "Pray give me the pleasure, sir, of sitting down beside me," he said. Notstanding his British calmness and courage, the English officer hesitated a second or two. Finally he sat down. The French general said: No wonder that the French, as a writer in the New York "Evening Sun" has pointed out, always afterward called Grossetti the General a faeuille But the "armchair general" was never used as a term of derogation; it was one of admiring affection.—The Outlook “So you’ve quarrelled with your fanciere?” “Yes. I fear it’s all over.” “Don’t give up so easily. Call her on the telephone.” “It’s no use. She used to know who I was the moment I said ‘Hello.’ Now she positively refuses to recognize my voice.”—Birmingham Age-Herald. After some further conversation, continually interrupted by the bursting of shells close to them, the English officer took his leave. When he reached his headquarters, he remarked to his comrade: "I think I am brave; indeed, I am sure of it. But that five o'clock tea with General Grossetti gave me shivers up the back." "You may say, sir, to Marshall French that my name is Grossetti, and, as it indicates, I am too fat to retire." New ARROW COLLARS FOR SPRING CASCO-23/8 in CLYDE-21/8 in CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Situation Wanted Situation Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansan Business Office Classified Advertising Rates **Fidelity Rates** Minimum charge rates: 25c. Up to fifteen words, two insertions. 25c; five insertions. 50c. 25c; one word, one insertion. 50c; one insertion. 3 three insertions. 50c; five insertions. 75c. Twenty- first insertion. 75c. First insertion, one-half chance. Guess each additional insertion. Guess hard rates given upon application. LOSST—Between 1222 Miss. and Blake Hall, pin having Pearl studded "F" on a black foreground. Initials L. T. K. on the back of the pin. Reward offered. Forrest Officer. 121-2-192. PROFESSIONAL DR. ORL-LEUF-Eye, Ear, Nose and Mouth Glass class work guaranteed. Dick Building. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. (Exclusive Optometrists) Eyes examined; glasses furnished. Offices: Jackson Bldg., 297 Mass. DR. H. HEDING - F. A. U. Building. DR. H. HEDING - F. A. U. Building. fitted. Hours 9 to 5. Phone 513. JOB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. G. W. JONES, A. M., M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. F. A. U. Bldg. Residence and hospital 1251 Ohio St. Both phones, 125. KEEELERS BOOK STORE - Quiz books The collection of artists' materials, drawing supplies, Pictures and picture framing. Agency Mammond Typewriters. $39 Mass. Street. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. TOWNSEND STREET Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. DR. BRADEN'S BIBLE CLASS FOR UNIVERSITY MEN AND WOMEN Meets at MYER'S HALL Sunday Mornings 9:30 UNSECTARIAN AND UNDENOMINATIONAL If you are not already a member of a Sunday Morning Bible Class--here is your opportunity. Class dismissed in time for Church Services. Meet your appetite at our table. The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. 1025 mass. Sf. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter Bevq REG. U.S. PAT OFF A BEVERAGE The All-'Round Man's Drink We all want a drink that isn't insipid. The soldier, the student, the student must have the drink that tastes good and not too sweet. Manufactured and bottled exclusively by Served at first-class restaurants, hotels, cafees and soda fountains everywhere. Families supplied by grocer. and bottled by Busch U.S.A. Anheuser-Busch St. Louis, U. S. A. Bevo is just that. It is sparkling and refreshing, with lots of natural flavors and imported Saazer haze can make it—a strictly so drink—pasteurized and herbalized to contain against contamination. Always Drink Bevo Cold Inclination or simply desire? WHEN YOU WERE a small child did you ever stand in front of the bakery window with your hands and face pressed up against the glass, and look longingly at some big fat cream puffs inside? You had the desire to buy one, two—a dozen wouldn't have been too many—but, alas, you didn't have the price! Every day we have the desire to buy a number of things and we have the money to purchase in this case—but there is no inclination coupled with our desire, and we go on without troubling ourselves to purchase. INCLINATION! How do we "catch" it? Sometimes it is the silver-tongued salesman, who, with convincing words, gives us the inclination to buy. Another time it may be the urgings of one of our family that produces the incentive to buy. But oftener it is the constant appeal of advertising that touches off our inclination to buy. The power of suggestion! Ten years ago men wearly shaved themselves with the old fashioned straight-edge razor, then came the safety razor and souped with it—ADVERTISING! The power of advertising here played a potential part. It suggested to men the hardiness and convenience of the safety razor—it exposed the unhandiness of old Mr. Straight Edge—and in the end, what better illustrates the "pull" of advertising than the fact that 15,000,000 men this morning shaved with a safety razor. Fred Rugby Business Manager APRIL 5, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Five University Men Have Died in Service Since Beginning of War Service Flags For Enlisted Men and for Those Killed in Action Ready Soon Five University men, Lieut. Col. W. W. Reno, Lieut. William Fitzsimmons, Lieut. B. O. Bower, Private Max Brown, and Private Paul B. Oakleaf have died in service since the entry of the United States into the present war. It is as yet uncertain what method will be taken to honor these men on the University service flag. It is probable that a separate flag or bulletin will be made for those that die from the service. A star for each man is required, cannot be placed on a flag on account of the large number of men enlisted. Lieutenant Fitzsimmons, c'10, was a member of a hospital unit and was killed last fall when German fliers bombed hospitals behind the battle line. Lieutenant Colonel Reno, c'93, disappeared off board ship last month while on his way from France. Max Brown and Paul B. Oakleaf died of natural causes while in camp at Fort Sill last winter. The University service flag, the making of which is in charge of Prof. F. B. Dains, will be completed by commencement time. The present idea is that the service flag will be a large flag-shaped bulletin with the number of men in the service on it. The numbers will be formed on the service flag by stars, thus giving it a closer resemblance to the small service flag. The bulletin which has been ordered by the Men's Student Council should be here in a short time. It will be placed upon the bulletin board at the entrance to the campus and the numbers changed as new enlistments are recorded. Theta Sigma Phi Pledges By the Way Theta Sigma Phi announces the pledging of Katherine Davis, Una Stockwell, Nadine Blair, Earline Allen, Jessie Wyatt, Geneva Hunter, and Mary King. Pledging service was held Thursday night at the home of Emily Ferris, 1230 Oread Avenue. Following the pledging the chapter was entertained by Miss Ferris. Violet Matthews, c20, will spend Saturday and Sunday in Emporia as the guest of Edna Hitchens, who was a student in the University last semester, and who is now attending the State Normal School. The Stevenson Club will give a picnic supper at Woodland Park, Saturday. Dean Sayre To Make Address Dean L. E. Sayre of the School of Pharmacy has gone to Oklahoma to address pharmaceutical societies at Tulsa, Okmulgee, and other places. Next Tuesday he will be the principal speaker at the annual convention of the Oklahoma Pharmaceutical Association at Oklahoma City. His address will be on "Vital Factors in Twentieth Century Pharmacy." Gamma Phi Beta will give a rushing house party this week. Alfred Miller, graduate student in the University, is visiting friends at Midland College, Atchison. Miller was graduated from Midland last year. Hinda Ethridge, c'21, is sick at her home in Joplin, Mo., with the mumps. Madge Brown, c31, who had to withdraw from the University at the end of the first semester because of illness, is a guest at the Sigma Kappa house. The sophomore class will give a dance, Saturday, in F. A. U. Hall. The four-piece orchestra with David Sights, one of Haley's pianists, will furnish the music. Dancing starts at 8:45 o'clock. David Putney, c'21, was called to Kansas City, Thursday, because of the death of his grandfather. Katherine Davis, c'20, will spend Saturday and Sunday at her home in Kansas City. James Tate, e'19, is sick with the mumps. Prof. E. B. Stouffer of the department of mathematics will give an illustrated lecture on the "Total Solar Eclipse of June 8, 1918," at the University Club at 8:15 o'clock tonight. Mabel Fallis, c'20, of Dighton, who was secretary of the freshman class last year, is the guest of Mrs. Gerrud Ott McArthur, a graduate student. John C. McArthur, A. B.'13, who has been attending the third officers' training camp at Camp Doniphan, Okla., has been made a second lieutenant. Mrs. McArthur is a graduate student in the University. Senator Borah Asks United Support of the People (Continued from page 1) governed by some remorseless and soulless entity softly called the 'State' or shall the instrumentalities of government yield alone and at all times to the wants and necessities, the hopes and aspirations, of the masses? That is now the issue. "In such a contest and with such an issue we cannot lose; it would not harmonize with the law of human progress. Let us go forward in the belief that it is not possible in the morning of the twentieth century of the Christian civilization for militarism, for brute force, to triumph. It would be in contravention to every law, human and Divine, upon which resides the happiness and preservation of the human family. It would be to place brute force first in the Divine economy of things. It would be to place might over right, and in the last and final struggle that cannot be done. A Suit Tailored to Your Measure $15 up Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bldg. 707 Mass. St. Exclusive Author for Ed. V. Price Gloches A. G. ALRICH Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement 736 Mass. St. PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS "Above all things we have determined, cost what it may in treasure and blood, that this experiment here upon this Western Continent shall justify the faith of its builders, that there shall remain here in all the integrity of its powers, neither wrenched nor marred by the passions of war from within nor humbled nor dishonored by military power from without, the Republic of the fathers; that since A Fresh Shipment of MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDIES University Book Store 803 Mass. St. World almanacs for 1918 have arrived the challenge has been thrown down that this is a war unto death between two opposing theories of government we are determined that whatever else happens as a result of this war of organization, this theory of state, this last great hope, this fruition of 140 years of struggle and toil, 'shall not perish from the earth.'" Officers of W. S. G. A. Chosen for Next Year Officers who will serve next year at the head of the Woman's Student Government Association were elected today in the polling which was held from 8 o'clock a. m., until 4 a. m. The voting was very light on account of the fact that there was no opposition to the elected officers, and the results were assured before the booth was closed. The results follow: Lucene LANDER THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. Take and Enjoy Spring's New Costume of Green Take a Kodak Get out into the great outdoors over the week end; take a Kodak with you! We have all the Kodak supplies you will need, or if you haven't even the Kodak, we can show you a wide selection of models ranging in price from— $2 to $30 WE DO DEVELOPING —quickly and neatly, all work delivered to us before 5 p. m. will be completed by 5 o'clock the next after- noon. Squires STUDIO LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. trains young people for good paying positions as bookkeepers, stenographers, cashiers, commercial teachers, cour treporters, and private secretaries. We prepare students for civil service examinations and our graduates secure excellent appointments in departmental and field servic. G Catalog on request. Address, Lawrence Business College, Lawrence, Kans. Always a selection of three different ice creams at Wiedemann's. This week as a special we offer Caramel Nut Ice Cream, besides chocolate, vanilla and strawberry.—Adv. The Daily Kansan-a daily letter home. Spencer, president; Mary Smith, vice-president; Katherine Fulkerson, secretary; Irene Tihen, treasurer. Spring is here!- so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. Fresh Toasted Marshmallows— tallowly delightful at Wiedemann's. -Adv. Send the Daily Kansan home. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. Barbara "Goody Middys" Made of a splendid quality of Middy Jeans in plain colors, white, and white with collar, pockets and cuffs in contrasting colors. We want to call your special attention to the workmanship, the quality of the materials and to the fit of these "Goody Middy's." They come in all sizes from the little tot of four to the young woman who wears eighteen or twenty. If these middys were bought If these middys were bought today we would be compelled to ask at least fifty cents more for each one. Ten different models from which to choose. Prices $1.25,$1.50 $1.75 and $2.00 WEAVER'S For Almost 6 Years BRICK has never ceased from his task of feeding K. U. students and now in these times of high prices, he feels that obligation more than ever before, to prepare wholesome, well-cooked food at reasonable prices and to see to it that none shall go away dissatisfied. The OREAD CAFE E. C. BRICKEN, Prop. Just a Step from the Campus K. U. Dramatic Club Presents for a return engagement the 3-act Comedy "Eliza Comes To Stay" A scream last week—a double scream this week. Green Hall Theater 8 p. m. Tickets, 25c at Registrar's Office. Saturday, April 6th —AND— Greene's Chocolate Shop New Location—Just across from Innes' on West Ninth. Home Made Candies, Like Mother's Cooking. Are Always A Treat—Stop in at VARSITY TODAY AND SATURDAY CHARLES RAY Star of "The Pinch Hitter,""His Father's Son,""Sudden Jim" and many other Paramount pictures. Mr. Ray is one of the most natural portrays of the every day life of young men. We are more than sure that you will enjoy— "HIS MOTHER'S BOY" ALSO PATHE NEWS (First Run) MONDAY—HAROLD LOCKWOOD in "PARADISE GARDEN." TUESDAY—ALICE JOYCE in "WOMAN BETWEEN FRIENDS" BOWERSOCK TODAY—THE LAST DAY OLIVE THOMAS IN "AN HEIRESS FOR A DAY" ALSO EXTRA ATTRACTION ALSO EXTRA ATTRACTION A Mack Sennett Paramount Comedy that is a Riot from start to finish—"His Hidden Purpose." TOMORROW ROY STEWART IN "FAITH ENDURIN" ALSO CHARLIE CHAPLIN in "THE RINK." UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 5, 1918 Freshman and Varsity Nines Play Five Innings For Four-to-Four Tie Number Turning Out For Vari- sity Practice Dwindles To Twenty-Five The freshmen, with Coach Dutch Wedell pitching for them during the last two innings, succeeded in getting a 4-4 tie with the Varsity in the five inning practice game played on McCook field last night. There was more hitting on both sides than there is in any other practice game this season, but the fielding was erratic. The Varsity was again without the services of Wardle Weltmer and John Bunn. Weltmer was in uniform but confined his efforts to coaching from the sidelines. Bunn is suffering from an attack of the grip and has not been out for several days. The Varsity lineup was again shifted somewhat and was as follows: Kitchen, catcher; Caler, pitcher; Willems, first base; Johnson, second base; Cherry, short stop; Lonborg, third base; Smith, left field; Uhlraum, center field; Pringle, right field; Marxen, team and Marxen worked in the box until the fourth inning, when Dutch Wedell relieved him. Lonbord scored first for the Varsity in the second inning, when he lifted a high one to the bleachers in right center for two bases, advanced to third on a sacrifice and scored on a passed ball. Pringle walked and went around on an error and a hit. The frosh came back in the next inning and pushed three runs across the plate on a pair of hits and three errors. The Varsity made their total four in the third, however, when Johnson drove a single through the box, Uhrlaub walked and both scored on a hit by Caler and an error. The freshmen tied the count in the fourth on two hits and Wedell held the Varsity safe during the next two innings. The Varsity squad has dwindled somewhat in the last few days and only about twenty-five men are reporting daily for practice now. They are as follows: Catchers--Bum, Cookes--Woody; Kitchens--Schooler, Caler, Dwainin and Slawson. Infelders--Machamer, Willems, Johnson, Uhrlaub, Conn's Cherry, Foster, Lonborg and Keeler. Outfielders—Weltmith, Smith, Oyster, Tarrant, Wilhelmy, Krumbach, Logan, Joslin, Murphey and Hardman. Patterson, a former K. U. track star and assistant track coach here, is coaching the track team at McPherson college this year. SPORT BEAMS Coach Langren of the Michigan baseball team has scheduled six games for his team with the Columbus team of the American Association, to be played in Columbus during the spring vacation at Michigan, which begins April 8. The Michigan Varsity is also planning for a long southern trip later in the year. Prospects for both track and tennis teams are rather poor at Washburn college this year. Although Washburn will have a grad coach in Bearg, the material in school is green and only two men have signed up for track work thus far. The big inter-class baseball schedule begins at Southwestern college April 8 and continues until May 14. In the second game of the season, the University of Texas nine easily defeated Baylor college of Waco by a 12-1 score and thereby got revenge on Baylor for a football defeat administered last fall. Baylor hit safely only three times off Thomas, the Texas team that beat them in the wounding out nineteen hits for twenty-nine bases off two Baylor hurlers. Friends University and the Oklahoma A. and H. college met in the first outdoor track meet of the year yesterday. Ohio State opened its baseball season Saturday with a practice game with the Ohio State penitentiary nine. The college nine had little trouble in winning the game. The Oklahoma A. and M. college nine opens the baseball season on Lewis field in Stillwater today and toorrow, with Phillips University as their opponents. More Men Needed for Hurdles and Pole Vault Events Will Be Tried Before Interclass Meet Next Only a short workout was the program for the track man Thursday under the direction of Coach W. O. Hamilton. Practice at making starts and a lap or two was the average amount of running given the men. Practice part of the practice time in having his picture taken for the Jayhawker. More men are needed to work out for the hurdles. Hobart, one of the regulars of the indoor season, has not been出 since the outdoor season started, leaving only Welty to handle the stick events. He has been using most of his practice time in getting into trim for the pole vault. Howard is the other man working out with the pole vault. They have been doing The Food Administration says it is possible to eat candy and satisfy your sweet tooth, and still be a patriot, if you use care in selecting the kinds of candy that contain a minimum rather than a maximum amount of sugar. The candies approved by the Administration are all to be found at this store—pure, fresh and wholesome.—Wiedemann's—Adv. CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. PLAY BALL! A about 10% feet in practice and are gradually working in height. KENNEDY & ERNST 826 MASS ST Base ball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic Store of Lawrence When A Fischer Salesman FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES tells you a shoe fits, you can rest assured that he knows what he is talking about. Every shoe salesman in this store knows his business—understands at a glance the requirements of your feet. Our Mr. Foster is a graduate of the National School of Orthopraxy. He is a specialist on foot troubles and will gladly give consultation to anyone suffering from foot ailments. OTTO FISCHER No time has been taken in any of the events this week, but with the Interclass Meet scheduled for next Friday, some of the events probably will be timed early next week. Oglevie and Hanna have been doing the best work in the two mile practice trials this week, although Buffington has been improving. Rex Brown is also out again for this event. The fact that you place your shoe fitting cares in the hands of an experienced shoesman simply enhances the satisfaction of buying shoes here. —Pay a little more—'tis wise economy— Liggett and Haddock have been handling the shotput for the last two weeks, but no unusual work has been done. Rice is working almost alone in the high jump and another jumper is badly needed in this event. A DAILY LET 7ER HOME—The Daily Kansas. HATS, CAPS, SUITS, SHIRTS for spring at much less than you pay elsewhere To Speak To Engineers HUB CLOTHING CO. 820 Mass. St. Our SELZ shoes for spring are here To Speak To Engineers E. R. Shepard, Associate Electrical Engineer of the Bureau of Standards, Washington, D. C., will speak to the engineers here Tuesday, April 9, in a work of the Government Bureau of Standards. Scientific as well as engineering students will be interested in what he has to say. The exact time and place will be announced later. Send the Daily Kansan Home. TEACHERS WANTED—War conditions cause many good positions to be open. We must be prepared to fill them. Write for our blank and booklet. Central Educational Bureau, W. J. Hawkins, Mgr. Metropolitan Bldg., St. Louis, Mo. Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort PLYMOUTH CHURCH 7:45 p. m., April 7th "CAN WE DEMOCRATIZE THE IDEA OF GOD?" A sermon of special interest to all students who have been discussing Christian Democracy. THEY'RE HERE TENNIS RACKETS TENNIS BALLS TENNIS SHOES THE STUDENTS SUPPLY STORE A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Carefull Attention Given to All Business Copyright 1925, A. J. Kirschbaum Co. One Year Ago Tomorrow War Was Declared— and since that time thousands upon thousands of Olive Drab uniforms have been turned out by the clothing manufacturers. Naturally, with such an extensive drain upon the wool supply of the country, it has become necessary for some clothing manufacturers to lower the quality of their civilian clothes. And that is why it is more important than ever before to buy your Spring Suit of an established brand—one that the label is a guarantee for quality! KIRSCHBAUM, SAMPECK and STRATFORD Line Suits JOHNSON & CARL guarantee you the fullest standard of quality able to be obtained in men's clothing. They are vouched for by the makers and by ourselves. Spring models in a large selection, now on display. $20 up— SEND THE DAILY KANSAN HOME. Anyone Who Doesn't Think "Cases" Are Funny As Well As Expensive See FIFTY- The Fifty Dollar Senior Prize Play 50.50 FIFTY- -FIFTY A One Hundred Per Cent Comedy on K. U. Life by Harold Lytle -FIFTY To Be Presented by the Senior Class Wednesday Evening, April 24 Bowersock Theatre Ticket Sale To Be Announced Next Week MAKE YOUR DATE NOW! MAKE YOUR DATE NOW! - UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 123 Thirty-Three Per Cent Of Freshmen Disregard Freshman Cap Ruling Law Students Are Showing Most Enthusiasm in Enforcement of Rule UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, MONDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 8, 1918. Student Council Will Act Fully thirty-three per cent of the freshmen are disregarding the freshmen cap ruling, a cap census this week shows. "If something is not done to enforce the ruling there will be few freshmen obeying the ruling in a short time," said one of the freshmen this morning. Half of the freshmen who have shown a disposition to obey the ruling have not appeared every day with their caps. Freshman Believe Rule Should Be Enforced or Done Away The students in the School of Law seemingly have shown more enthusiasm than any other school on the Hill in enforcing the cap rule. Wednesday they caught one of the offenders and forced him to wear a feminine attire on the campus and through the library. "If you want to enforce the ruling send the offenders by the law steps and we will see that he is disciplined. The freshman who passes the School of Law without a cap will be dealt with in a manner that will remind him of his obligation the next time he appears on the campus," said one of the Laws. The Men's Student Council has not made plans to enforce the ruling, but is working out one they will pass on at their next meeting. The Black Helmets and the Owls are two other organizations that intend to see that the ruling is regarded. The freshmen have little to say on the matter. Some of them think the ruling should be done away with while others think it should be done away with or strictly enforced as it is unfair to some of the freshmen as it now stands. The fraternities have taken the matter up with their freshmen and required them to appear on the hill with their caps. There are many advantages in having the first year men wear caps. They will find it much easier to get acquainted," said one of the women of the junior class. Sousa's Band Played To Crowd of 4,500 At South Park Sunday Two Companies of Home Guards Marched with Band In Parade Sousa's navy band minus John Philip Sousa played to an audience of more than 4,500 people in South Park yesterday afternoon. It is eight blocks around South Park, but every inch of curbing was taken by automobiles carrying people to the concert. The huge outdoor audience which stood patiently to hear ten selections was larger than the crowd which greeted the same band in Topeka yesterday morning and again at 1 o'clock in the afternoon in the state house. Sousa picked out a good drummer. The crowd noticed his fierce beating of his big drum for blocks away. All went well until the band reached the court house, here one side of the drum broke. The drummer played through the concert using the other side of the drum. The trombone player also made a hit in his trombone solo activities. The train carrying the band of fifty pieces arrived on the Santa Fe at 3:50 o'clock. Two companies of the home guards marched like veterans and led the way for the band up Seventh and Massachusetts Streets to the park stand. The March number of the "Metropolitan Magazine," has been barred from the mails by the Poastmaster of the City of New York. Two articles, one by William Hard in which he tries to show the uncertainty of the President's war policy, and another by Mr. Whigham, editor-in-chief of the magazine, attempts to place the blame for the war blunders on the President, either of which might have led to the exclusion of the magazine from the mails. Botany Club Will Label Campus Trees and Shrubs The Botany Club is preparing neat wooden labels to be placed on all the trees and in all the beds of shrubs on the campus. The labels are painted white. Beatrice Palmer, c18 is printing the names on the labels in large black letters. The labels will be placed in about two weeks. These labels are for the benefit of strangers and also for students who are now wondering at the names of the tiny unknown blossoms. The War Here and Over There WAR THOUGHT FOR FORTY Prophecies that the war will last three years will be the hope that time all German propaganda will have been eliminated from American text books. — Rochester Democrat and Chronicle. The way Russia is now situated she does not need a minister of foreign affairs. All she needs is a German interpreter. — Rochester Post-Express. The committee on agriculture of the house favored a bill to appropriat $10,000,000 to be used to purchase seeds for farmers. The State War Savings Poster contest closes April 19. A. T. Reid, a Topeka artist, is one of the judges of the contest. Heavy rains have hindered the operations for the last few days, but he fighting has been resumed by the Huns in spite of this condition. The enemy made some progress against the British in the direction of Hamel and Bois De Vaire. The American forces are now occupying a sector on the Meuse heights south of Verdun. The German city of Metz is east of the new position held by the Americans. This sector is 100 miles from the southern edge of the big battle of Picardy. Every miser helps the kaiser; buy a bond. This is a popular motto this week. All officers of the general recruiting service have been authorized to accept for the Fifty-Seventh Engineers, (Inland Water Waters) at Laurel, Maryland, qualified and eligible applicants. The following classes of men are needed: master ship carpenter, ship carpenters, marine gasoline engineers, steersmen, hoisting engineers, blacksmiths, riggers, sailmakers, saddlers, teamsters, and bargemen. Out of more than 800,000 factory workers in Japan, more than two-thirds are women. The wives of navy men were recently warned by Secretary Daniels against social conversation concerning ship movements and other information that might be of value to the enemy. It is reported from Rome that Italian women are giving up jewelry and household silver in order to make the fifth Italian war loan a success. Number of Surgical Dressings Increases The class in surgical dressings has, at the end of the eight weeks in which it has been in progress turned out 7,000 compresses and wipes. From twenty to thirty women of the University meet five days a week, and under the direction of two instructors, make these dressings. The eight by four compresses were first made, but the classes are now working on two by four and four by four wipes. These are more difficult to make and can not be turned out as rapidly as the first ones. During the first week 200 dressing were made, but this number has rapidly increased. The largest number turned out in any one week was 1,632 which represents the work of sixth week. Last week the class made 1005 dressings. The compresses and wipes are tied onto bundles of twenty-five and after being carefully inspected by the two instructors are sent to the Red Cross headquarters where they are again inspected before being shipped to St. Louis. professor in Department of Economics Has Article in "A. E. Review" Control of Wheat by Government Is Theme Of Prof. Duffus' Work Much Hoarding Discovered Support of Administration' Program Comes With Understanding Prof William M. Duffus of the department of economics had a timely article in the American Economic Review for March on "Government Control of the Wheat Trade in the United States," in which he outlined the provisions of the United Food and Fuel Control act of 1917. In the beginning Mr. Duffus said, "The act appears, on the surface at least, to run counter to some of the most firmly entrenched doctrines in economic theory. However, for better or for worse,' it is now the law of the land; and as such it merits an impartial and detailed analysis, regardless of academic prepossessions for or against it." Mr. Duffus gave as some of the economic and political conditions affecting the wheat trade which prevailed at the time of the passage of the act the following: The United States had a short wheat crop in 1913 and evidently would have in 1917; Europe demanded more wheat than ever before; prices were commanding higher than normal, as spreading agri-exports of the "midtime" farmers doubted the wisdom of increasing their wheat yield, because of the scarcity and cost of labor, implements, and supplies, and because of their fear of a sharp drop in the wheat prices. Regarding this, Mr. Duffus said, "The campaign for an increased production of wheat in the United States as a war measure started too late to have much influence on the size of the 1917 crop. Growers of wheat, however, were even then looking forward to the 1918 harvest (wheat is often grown in a crop rotation planned several years in advance when land is not kept continuously under wheat, and were actively discussing the advisability of increased production. The farmer looked with suspicion upon any efforts to stimulate him to greater production as a scheme to increase the yields and reduce the prices." Speaking of the provision in the bill restricting the hoarding of food stuffs Mr. Duffus said, "The hysteria which swept the country when the prices got above $3 is rapidly subsiding, and there is decidedly less adverse criticism heard. Several large firms with wide connections throughout the West and Northwest have made careful investigation of the amount of hoarding of food stuffs on the part of the general public. The results are startling. In some instances families have been found that had sufficient flour on hand to last them for over a year. Mills reported that their sales in April in some cases were 500 per cent above normal." At the next meeting of the Men's Student Council, a week from the coming Wednesday, the election officers for the different polls will be appointed and further details of the election decided upon. Men's Student Council Sets Election April 30 April 30 was the date set for the annual spring election for the Men's Student Council in their meeting Wednesday. All candidates must have their petitions in not later than 6 o'clock April 25. Final Plans To Be Announced A Week From Wednesday Besides the above-listed officers, three athletic and two non-athletic men are to be elected to the Athletic and $c$ Cheer Leader are to be elected. Student Council—Seven representatives from the College, four from the Engineering School, two from the Law School, and one each from the Schools of Pharmacy, Medicine and the Graduate School. Three officers, President, Vice-President, and Secretary-Treasurer are to be elected. The following are to be elected: Installation of New Officers of Y. W.C.A. At Meeting Tuesday Hugo Wedell to Talk on "Sup pose There Were no Y. W, C. A. at K. U." Much Social Service Work Old Committees Have Much Work to Their Credit, President Says Installation of the newly elected officers of the Y. W. C. A. will be hold tomorrow at the regular weekly meeting in Meyers Hall, at 3 o'clock. Those who will be installed are: President, Evelyn Rorabaugh; vice-president, Miriam Merritt; treasurer, Imogene Gillipie; secretary, Margaret Walker; and representative from Manhattan, Emporia, and K. U. to the West Central Field Conference, Esther Moore. The new Cabinet members who will be installed at the same time are: Religious meetings, Nadine Blair; finance, Anne Benson; promotion, Winfried Ward; Haskell, Dorothy Sandberg; Bible and Missions, Margaret Mitchell; social service, Eda Burchel; Conference, Nancy Rumsis; hopeBroker; membership, Viola Engle; social, Faye Doddierde freshman group, Louise Nixon; big sister, Mary Burnett; and publicity Helen Jackson. The out-going officers are: president, Mary Brownlee; vice-president, Margaretta Stevenson; treasurer, Imogene Gillippe; secretary, Lena Rogers. The out-going Cabinet members are: Religious meetings, Mary Nicholson; finance, Helen McKimny; promotion, Ulissa Hawkins; Haskell, Dorothy Sandberg; Bible and Mission, Miriam Merritt; social service, Ruth Guild; conference, Esther Moore; hostess, Mary Burnett; membership, Margaret Walker; social, Evelyn Rorabaugh; freshman group, Esther Roop; big sister, Anne Benson; publicity, Alice Bowlby. According to Mary Brownlee, president of the Association, the Cabinet and the committee members have done good work this year. The social service committee has been conducting Bible classes in North Lawrence churches and at the Friendship Club in East Lawrence. After the installation of the officers, Hugo T. Wedell will give a talk: "Suppose there were no Y. W. C. A. at K. U." The freshman group committee was organized as a formal committee for the first time this year, although work with freshman women was begun last year. Twenty-five women are selected from the freshman class, who have leaders in their high schools. They meet every week to discuss and study the problems and methods of the Y. W. C. A. The Bible and missions committee has led in organizing the sorority Bible study groups this year. Every sorority has organized such a class. The membership of the Association has been increased to 580, this year, as compared to 452 last year. Laws Send Freshmen To Pick Dandelions They all dutifully wore caps, but the caps marked them for responsibility that the ingenious Laws created for all freshmen within reach between morning classes. They had to pick dandelions. Fifty blossoms apiece they surrendered after the harvest to the deputed floral collector at the port of law. Just like bees, or grasshoppers, or doodlebugs, or whatever might go搡ing from dandelion blossoms in April, little troops of freshmen scampered over the top of the hill wherever the diminutive yellow specks grew thickest. And John Shea didn't mind, didn't mind at all, because he has not mastered yet. The Laws said they intended to make dandelion rheumatism remedy out of their total collection which to weighs about six pounds and a half. The freshmen said they were glad to help the decrepit old Laws. Dvaehnau Dean, Chester McCormick, Edwin Wilkerson and Arch Walters of Topeka and Tom Malloy of Kansas City attended the house dance at the Kappa Sigma house Saturday. Liberty Loan Workers Open Women's Office The Women's National Liberty Loan Committee opened headquarters downtown Saturday at 5 Long Street with Mrs. J. P. Bechtel in charge. The headquarters will be open every afternoon at 2 o'clock. Members of the committee have been making Liberty Loan speeches and Friday night Mrs. T. H. Chalkley and Prof. A. Cerrill, gave a short talk at a pie social at No. 6 schoolhouse. Sunday night Mrs. H. L. Butler, one of the 4-minute speakers, addressed a large audience in the Methodist Church. Plain Tales From The Hill Remarks overheard at the Sousa's Band Concert: "That leader looks just like Me-Canies." "Our home town band can play that too." "I have counted one hundred Fords and baby carriages." ounted one Fords and baby carriages." "That slide trombone player would make a good assistant for Gabriel." "I wish he would look this way." "Sundaes are always so refreshing after a band concert." Many amusing stories have been told on Prof. William H. Carruth, formerly of the University. The last one comes from a geology professor. "Mr. Carruth," so says the professor, "was very fond of telling of the time when President Lincoln visited his father's house. He always said that he remembered the incident very well. One day, when Mr. Carruth had the story to a child and had him, his father will help him aside and ask if he recalled the date of his own birth. It was later figured up that the visit of Lincoln occurred eighteen months before Mr. Carruth was born. Unlike the Huns I should like a kiss, But I refrain from that bliss. But I retrain from that bins. For fear of marring a work of art." (The writer of this bit of verse evidently has the military spirit and easily recognizes the art of camouflage.) he called on the girl his brother said, when the time came to part, "I should like a kiss. Professor Dykstra, in his class in American Government as he handed back some quiz papers, "I have some back number of periodicals here which I thought you might care to send to the soldiers. Just put a 2-cent stamp in the upper left hand corner and drop in the box." Cub-reporter calling up the University Hospital: "Hello, is Dr. Son-in-law there? No! Then is Miss Hagg there?" Instructor in Geology—What economic importance are volcanoes to man. Student—Well, they have destroyed an a good many times. Coach Bon., in a baseball discussion in the dressing room on Hamilton field: "I tell you there used to be a fellow down here at Manhattan who would throw seven straight curves and if that wasn't enough, he would throw seven more." Several players in the room immediately took exception to the Jayhawker coach's statement that the Aggie pitcher threw seven straight curves, but Coach Bond said he saw him do it. Nevertheless, Dutch Lenberg and Johnny Bunn and a few other are still unconvinced. More Plays to Be Given Soon at Little Theater The three-act comedy, "Eliza Comes To Stay" which was given for the benefit of the County Club Union was repeated Saturday night in Green Hall Little Theater under the auspices of the Dramatic Club. The same cast presented the play, but a complete set of natural wood stage setting was made. Send the Daily Kansan Home. This was the first three-act play that has ever been given in the Little Theater. The dramatic Club has been endeavoring to obtain the best one-act plays available and has been presenting them in the "Popular Plays" series. Two plays, "America Passes By," tragi-comedy, and "The Stepmother" a burlesque on women novelties, were given Thursday night. Two more, "The Twelve Pound Look" and "The Conspirators" will be given this week. Stand for Men Who Are For Things You Hold Says Star's Big Chief Editor Trigg Tells K. U. Students That Everlasting Assignments Do Most It's "Things" That Count— Newspapers Want Men Who Can Write, Not Merely Good Reporters The real permanent structure of the Kansas City Star Col. Nelson built, the vital force that makes it live on after him is centered in the consistency of the paper to stand by the everlasting "things" laid down and still being laid down as public good demands them. This is the substance of the fundamental principle given the Problems and Policies class in journalism this morning by Fred L. Trigg, editor and grand old man of the Kansas City Star's veteran staff. Mr. Trigg took up campaigns for the good of Kansas and of Kansas City that are set assignments for perpetual development by the Star. For Kansas he said that the Alumni of old K. U. were going to be stirred and stirred until they did for the institution what it deserved at Topeka, and that Kansas was going to be informed and stirred until it took the right kind of pride in the state's own best possession. For Kansas City he gave the many things which the Star has stood for, some of them scratched off the slate now as accomplished, many still in the hammering stage. "It's the things that count," said Mr. Trigg," the things and the men who stand for them, but mostly the things, for even if men you are supporting are licked on election day, the thing carries in every other day of the 365. Campaigns are beaten for a day—on the first attempt to get folks to vote for real salaries to real teachers, for bonded built real schools and school systems, for commission-governed municipalities, —but that is victory. The people were convinced of the right in the matter and were only afraid to vote in a new thing. Next election they come through with a tenth the persuasion, space, and cost. "The value of a newspaper," said Mr. Trigg to the class in *Newspaper II*. "Is to serve the community. It's very easy to let the paper become a scandal sheet. Scandal is the only kind of news that hunts the reporter up. But the stories that the newspaper should print and the kind that helps the community are those that have to be "nosed" out like a hunting dog trails game. And to carry the simile further the good reporter has to know how to tell a lion from a skunk." "You just forget the pay envelope if you want a success at the end and stand for those 'things'," said Mr. Trigg, "and accomplish something for the paper and the people for whom it stands and fights—get something done with your work, with your life." "If I were the owner of a newspaper," he said. "My first step as a pioneer would be to kick out the society page. There are too many ways for a paper to serve the community than to merely give a re-hash of other people's pleasures. Mr. Trigg has spoken to the classes in journalism several times in the past. He spoke to classes in Newspaper and in Editorial Problems and Policies this morning and to the class in Interpretation of the News this afternoon. Senior Cast to Give "Fifty-Fifty," April 24 Work on rehearsals of "Fifty-Fifty," the senior play to be presented in the Bowersock Theater, April 24, is being pushed rapidly under the direction of Prof. Arthur MacMurray. The play is a 3-act comedy of K. U. life written by Harold Lytle, a graduate student in the college. It won the prize of $50 offered by the K. U. Dramatic Club for the best play written by a student. This is the third year such a prize has been awarded. Alton Gumbiner was the winner in 1916 and 1917 with "Copping the Grapes" and "If I Were Dean." A DAILY LETTER HOME—The Daily Kansas. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 8,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Vivian Sturgeon ... Editor-in-chice James Hardace ... Assoc. Editor Nancy Wade ... News Editor Howard Morgan ... P. T. Editor Albert Egger ... Editor Mary Jolby ... War Editor Marjory Ioby ... War Editor NEWS STAFF GREENWICH ST. Fred Rigley Business Mgr Wayne Tibby Assistant NEW STATE Herman Hassan Stafford Morgan Montgomery Donald Devia Milard Roger Triplett Liger Tech Floyd McCannihill Bachmuller Luther Palmer The Luther Mountain Jack Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1916, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon, five times a week, in the New York Times and in Economic Exchange. From the press or the Des- tance Bureau. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 65 The Daily Kansan aims to picture the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals the University supports; to be clear; to be cheerful; to be courageous; to leave more serious hands; to wiser hends; in all, to serve to the students of the University. MONDAY, APRIL 8, 1918. "YOU MILLIONS SAFE AT HOME" "YOU MILLIONS SAFE AT HOME" From a man in uniform to those of us who are not. They say, those who have come back from Over There, that at night the troubled earth between the lines is carpeted with pain. They say that Death rides whistling in every wind and that the, very mists are charged with torment. They say that of all things spent and squandered there young human life is held least dear. It is not the pleasantest prospect for those of us who yet can feel upon our lips the pressure of our mother's good-bye kiss. But, please God, our love of life is not so prized as love of right. In this renaissance of our country's value we who will edge the wedge of her assault make calm acceptance of its hazards. For us, the steel swept trench, the stiffening cold—weariness, hardship, worse. For you, for whom we go, you millions safe at home—what for you? We shall need clothes for our bodies and weapons for our hands. We shall need terribly and without failure supplies and equipment in a stream that is constant and never-ending. From you, who are our resource and reliance, who are the heart and hope of that humanity for which we strive and smite, must come these things. CITIZEN SOLDERIER NO. 257. THE THIRD LIBERTY LOAN OF $3,000,000,000 IS NOW ON SALE. The Kaiser's motto: "Let us war ship and prey!" — Princeton Tiger. OUR ANTI-SUFFRAGETTES Last Friday afternoon the executive council of the Women's Student Government Association elected presiding officers for next year. Interest was so intense among the thousand women members of the organization that 75 votes were cast. There was no opposition ticket. If there had been it is estimated according to past records that if the contest between the opposing tickets had been a hot one, that anywhere from 100 to 150 votes would have been polled. That the women of this University govern themselves speaks for their own mental poise and ability, and for the progressiveness of the University. That less than one-tenth of them show interest enough in their own government to vote for officers who will have the opportunity to either make or break the whole system next year, is at once ironic and pathetic. In numerous instances women, mature and supposedly possessed of average humanness and intelligence, when asked on the campus near the polls to vote, were either childish or discourteous in their refusal, sometimes both. their refusal, sometimes both. "I don't believe I want to," and "I am not interested," are manifestations of a state of mind among these women which needs investigating. Since the W. S. G. A. formulates the conventional rules which must govern the conduct of these women they cannot but be concerned. Being residents of a state granting full suffrage to women they should be acustomed to the use of the ballot. When the voters in a student election are not the whole student body, but are restricted to a few public spirited students and the friends of the candidates there is a deplorable, lack somewhere. It is time for University women to show a more universal interest in the paddling of their own canoe. It is not the laying on of hands but the laying up of hands that our constitution is trying to readjust itself to. THE CLOCK TICKS NOW War has made another change at the University. The gift of the seniors used to arrive after the last senior had departed and used to be put away against the day of returning alumni. This year the seniors are not so negligent. Their gift is secured. It has arrived and has been placed in a position of usefulness within the sacred precincts of the University. The clock that 1918 gave is gently ticking in the library. The seniors are looking to it as it measures their last hours and minutes with Alna Mater. For some of the men it means even more. A few may not come back to see that clock again. This is a good precedent to establish. Let every senior class of years to come prepare and present its gift in due season that all may see it in its application to the needs of the University at large. Then, indeed, may every senior be given full realization of what he, both as an individual and as a member of a class designation, has been privileged to do for old K. U. not so much in material giving as in the larger symbolism of the gift. --or CAMPUS OPINION All communications to this column must be signed by the writer. The name will then not be used unless the author is identified by the editor who must know who is writing the communication as evidence of the writer's identity. Communications are welcome. The faculty regulation compelling all students to take some form of physical exercise is unjust in many respects because of the hardships it imposes on many hard working students. It is conceded that no student in the University should carry so many courses that he will be unable to give an hour a day to the requirements for physical training, but for those persons who are forced to do outside labor as a means of staying in school, this one hour is apt to mean much sacrifice in study periods, and a great deal of useless worry about lack of time. Last week an elderly student came into the office of the head of the department of Physical Education to book an exemption which he felt almost certain would not be granted. He is a married man and has a family to support while going to school. He carries fifteen hours of regular work on the Hill and does enough remuneration to provide a living for his wife and children. There are not many cases just like this one there are many more that merit fully as much allowance. He was not excused from physical exercise. Some of the men students who are doing three or four hours of junior work in the University buildings are compelled by a threat of withdrawal from classes to go to the Gymnasium and do an hour's extra physical exercise, an imposed duty for which there is very little time and less need. Physical Education is a thing that is of much importance and should be especially emphasized in the preparation of young manhood for the severe test of war, but when the rule enforcing such training is so rigidly unyielding as to cause the person who comes to the University with the intention of learning, to slacken his studying, and to even consider withdrawal from school, there is more harm than good done. —D. H. M. POET'S CORNER Friends (Lleutenant-Colonel John McCrae) In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row That mark our place; and in the sky The larks still bravely singing fly, Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the dead, short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders Fields In Flanders Fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe. To you from failing hands we throw The Torch—be your to hold it high! If ye break faith with those who die, We shall not sleep, though poppies In Flanders fields. RedCross News FROM THE ARMY IN WHICH ALL OF US JAIR ENLISTED SOX, stocks, stockings—Knitt! The demand increases for knitted goods. Can't the women of K. U. give a band? A complete exhibit of the women's work of the Red Cross, with a sample of each kind of work and explanation has attracted much attention in St. Louis. After April 27th the exhibition will be available to chapters of this division. The only expense will be the freight or express charges. "I am convinced that the duration of the war depends on our civil population." — George Simmons, manager of the southwestern Division, now in France. An amateur dramatic organization with a record of enviable achievement, "The Players," of Saint Louis, is giving Chapin's "Art and Opportunity" for the benefit of the St. Louis Red Cross. The author lost his life fighting on the western front. The number of knitted articles shipped in to headquarters has diminished during the last month, notwithstanding the fact that the order to knit during the entire summer has been given. Why is it? Are women such poor soldiers? The Junior Red Cross now has charge of the Salvage for the Southwestern division, where the local chapter has not taken it over individually. When Seniors were Sophs The Phi Kappa Psi fraternity has adopted a French orphan. This is the beginning of what is now a common occurrence. Almost every sorority, fraternity, and other organization, has adopted one or more war orphans. Two years ago Dean Olin Templin sent an ultimatum to all those enrolled in gymnasium but not taking it to either report at the gymnasium or withdraw from school. The old and maimed, the young and responded with the same alacrity that the 1918 culprits did to the Senate's famous decree. K. U.'s representative, Clarendon Inavinghurst, c17, won the State peace Oratorical Contest at Washburn college. His subject was "The Comig Conflict." It has come. WHAT THEY SIGNIFY Ribbons worn by men in the service indicate that they have been through campaigns, under fire, or perhaps have won a medal for personal bravery. A small light blue strip containing a white star shows that the weaver has gained the medal of honor of the United States. A white and red strip signifies that the weaver has served in the Philippine insurrection. A strip of two bands of blue green indicates service in the Civil war. Two blue stripes divided by yellow means service in the Spanish American war. Red and yellow, blue and yellow, and red, bordered with blue, shows service in the Cuban occupation. The ribbon of yellow edged with blue shows service in China during the Boxer rebellion—Michigan Daily. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS "Wealth doesn't always bring happiness." "No," replied Mr. Cumrox, "sometimes it's the means of landing him in tight shoes and a high collar at an ice cream party, and making him perfectly miserable"—Washington Star. "You say this car you sold me has gone only one thousand miles?" Dealer-"Just look at the speedometer." "Well, I wish you would take that speedometer off the car and put it on my gas meter."-Life. For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Needed Station Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansan Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion, 50c; two insertions, six sortions, 25c; five insertions, 50c. Fifteen to twenty-five words, one insertion, 10c. Twenty-five to fifty words, one insertion, 50c; five insertions, 75c. Twenty- 五 words, one cent a word. First insertion, three cents a word. word each additional insertion, four rates given upon application. TEACHERS WANTED Thousands of teachers needed to fill vacancies in Central and Western states for next year. Register now. ONLY 4 PER CENT COMMISSION. Write for blanks today. The Heuer Teachers' Agency, 408-409 C. R. Sav. Bank Bldg., Cedar Rapids, Iowa. WDC TRADE MARK Genuine French Briar A Real Pipe for College Men These are two of the 24 popular shapes in which you can get the Stratford $1.00 and up W D C Hand Made $1.50 and up Each a fine pipe, with sterling silver ring and vulcanite bit. in town carry a fun assortment. Select your favorite style. WM.DEMUTH & CO. New York World's Largest Pipe Manufacturers YOUR CHOICE? BONDS or BONDAGE? Will you lend your money and be free一 hoard it now and pay it out in Tribute when Liberty is lost? This space patriotically contributed toward the cause of Freedom and Democracy by the University Daily Kansan. APRIL 8,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Sweaters To Be Sent To K. U. Enlisted Men Women of Red Cross Classes Use Yarn Purchased For Home Soldiers Just think! To knit a sweater for K. U. men you know and to have your name pinned on it so that they will know who was thoughtful enough to knit for them. That is what the Athletic Association and the department of physical education made possible when they appropriated $190.00 for a 100 lb. bale of khaki colored yarn early last January. After the yarn had been ordered and sent to Coach W. O. Hamilton, he obtained the names of women enrolled in the W. S. G. A. Red Cross classes. The yarn was checked out to them free of charge. Adrian Lindsay who is at Camp Funston; John Mandeville, who is at Urbana; Tim Shreve and Donald Gardner who have just been called for aviation have been given one of these sweaters. There are fifty-six more all folded and marked at Coach Hamilton's office in Robinson Gymnasium, ready for any K. U. man who is serving his country. Although all of these articles should have been turned in by February 15, there are still twenty-four checked out. These will be finished soon, for the members of the W. S. G. A. have been reminding the knitters to hurry. These will be given to the boys in the aviation service this summer for they say that it is as cold a few miles up in the blue as any December 25th on terra firma. If there are any left over after the aviators are supplied they will be sent to the boys of Company M for use next winter. By the Way Florence Arends, c'21, spent Saturday and Sunday at her home in Kansas City. Misses Gladys McKinley, Dorothy Ensminger, and Dorothy Clarke of Kansas City were guests at the Gamma Phi Beta house Saturday and Sunday and attended the Delta Tau dance Saturday evening. Delta Sigma Rho Pledges Fannie MaCall, Wealthy Babcock, Anna Forsyte and Bonnie Huff were guests at a house party given by Mildred Rose, c'19, at her home in Kansas City over the week-end. Elinor Clarke, c'21, who has been ill at her home in Kansas City, has returned to the University. Delta Sigma Rho, honorary debating fraternity, announces the pledging of Herman Hangen, c'19, Edward Ward, c'19, Robert Albaugh c'19, Harold Hall, c'20, Deane Malott c'20; E. G. Smith, '18, and Marjory Bean, c'18. Miss Bean is the first woman to be taken into the fraternity. Marriory Castle, c'19, who went to Camp Doniphan Thursday, will return to Lawrence today. Liona Fletcher, A. B. '17, who is teaching in Cherryville, using Uilisa Hawkins, c'18, at the Alemannia house Saturday and Sunday. Wayne Martin, c21, who was president of the freshman class the first semester, a guest at the Kanza house Sunday. Martin is now in the advertising department of the Southwestern Journal Company. Hester Jackson, c'20, visited Mary Elizabeth Campbell, e'21, in Atchison this week-end. Helen Cook, fa'20, has withdrawn from school and will return to her home in Coffeyville this week. Willis Vonderschmidt, c'20, returned to his home in Leavenworth this morning after spending the week-end at the Beta house. Miss Mary Paxton of Topeka visited at the Theta house Saturday. Miss Jessie Burnett has returned to her home in Topeka after spending Friday and Saturday at the Theta house. Dwight Hardman, c20, and Ranlolph Adams, c'21, spent Saturday in Kansas City. George Rourke, c'20, spent the deck-een at his home in Topeka. Miss Edwina Gist of Arkansas City visited friends in Lawrence Saturday and Sunday and was a guest at the Delta Tau dance. Mary Myers, A. B.'17, who is teaching in Scranton, visited her parents in Lawrence Sunday. When Your Watch Stops or Loses Time Bring It to Our "Watch Hospital" Crusty Makes Denial Says He Didn't Do It Before all the world and the University Club in particular Crusty, the famous Crusty of the Club, has made a general denial of all depredations on the club phone for purposes of romantic communication. The story was suppressed in the papers before the Easter vacation in order to give Crusty a chance to tell his side of it. He has told. He says the Crab and the Prophet and anyone else about the club who may at this time for henceforth forevermore make any allegation whatsoever against him are disregarding what he knows is true and righteous altogether. The latest charge to which Crusty has been held answerable is grabbing the telephone and holding onto it for one long hour, from 10 to 11 o'clock one night last week. Crusty who is known at the club for being all that his name does not imply, was talking desperately to nurse along his first and last chance at real, 14 kt. love. Four furious fussers stood in line for the phone when the great hour for Crusty began. The Crab was first in line. He gave up early and went to bed. He has been going to bed early for several days past. But he was nervous about something and because he couldn't reach the phone he did not sleep at all well. A second in line is the usually cheerful man who fathers the whole club and has the only Ford owned by and in range of the entire club membership. He patiently withdrew in favor of Crusty after half an hour of sweet endurance. Number Three was Prophet who was anxious to get facts or something a day's weather or something like that. He hoped for a cyclone when he turned in at 10:15. The last and longest to stick on Crusty's trail was the Inverteate Dater. He didn't get his date, for all the she's of his acquaintance had told him never to dare to call up after eleven at night. Now comes Crusty. And he says "Dawgnou it ain't so. They are all trying to slander me. And if one worrud is printed I'll skin 'em all alive, especially the Prophet." Latest reports say that Crusty has been forgiven provided that next time he lets all the rest listen in as a proper board of censorship. North A. Wright, e20, spent Saturday and Sunday in Lawrence, returning to his home in Alchison last night. He is expecting to be called very soon to report to a ground school for aviation service, as he has received notice to be ready to leave on twenty-four hour notice. Be consistent in your using of meat—serve Wiedemann's pure, healthful and wholesome ice cream oftener.—Adv. PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS SOL MARKS THE RELIABLE JEWELER 817 Mass. St. JEWELRY Labor Problem Must Be Considered After War U. S. Slow in Dealing With Situation, Professor Dykstra Tells Forum "The trouble with the labor situation," said Prof. C, A. Dykstra, of the department of history, at the Woman's Forum. Thursday, "is that labor like most American organizations reads the financial census. Everywhere labor is demanding. The laboring class reasons that if it is so easy for men to become millionaires out of war profits and are still considered patriotic then surely it is not unpatriotic for them to demand an increase in wages and refuse to work if the increase is not granted because the cost of living is continually raising. "In all the Allied Countries there has been great labor unrest. In England the Labor party has made a definite platform and has presented it to the people. The party will contest the election for Parliament in the coming election. In Russia, the Labor party has been crushed out for the present by the German Peace. Just whether the Labor party in England will be successful will be determined in the Parliamentary election. "There have been more strikes in the United States than elsewhere, perhaps, because the Government has not met the situation quickly as in other places. "America is not quite up with the procession in labor demands," said Professor Dykstra. "The reason for this is because in America Labor is not a distinct class as it is in foreign countries. There, if once one is in the laboring class, he is always in that class, but here it is different; many of our American millionaires were once the lowest of laborers. "The United States is going to have to meet the demands of labor sooner or later. The Republicans say that their next party issue will be in regard to labor. At present the only person that has had the audacity to say what he thinks and that has criticized the Administration in time of War is Theodore Roosevelt. But America will have to make some arrangements to meet the new situation of labor after the War." Sam Secures Scraps So Serves Salvage Although the Junior Red Cross has taken over the salvage problem for the southwestern division, the men and women of the University are considered young enough to gather it for K. U. But apparently they aren't as loyal as the 5-year-old son of a Universitist instructor who went from house to house with a list of articles wanted and gathered the junk the neighbors gladly put out for him finally bringing it to the Fraser hope chest for salvage. The story runs that at first Sammy, for that was his name, picked out only the "pretties" that appealed to his fancy, leaving the rest. Later, however, he became the model of efficiency. The list which his mother made out was something like the following authentic one,—Tinfoil of all kinds; Collapsible tubes which have contained tooth paste, cold cream, shaving Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men Exclusive Agent for Ed. V. Price Clothes W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bldg. 707 Mass. St. Edwardson Ave. cream, extract, vaseline and other toilet articles; old gold and silver and broken bits of jewelry for the "melting pot"; silver plated water pitchers, castors, teapot, and trap; scrap zinc; clean dry cell battery zinc; battery lead from abbreviate abstories; rubber boots and shoes; cold cream jars; bottles; rubber tire casings of all kinds; inner tubes; old wringers. A Suit Tailored to Your Measure $15 up Lieut. Alfred G. Hill of the 46th Infantry, Camp Taylor, Kentucky, writes the following to a friend at K. U.: Alfred G. Hill Writes Of Work at Camp Taylor Camp Taylor seems like a big school. I frequently compare my work here with my studies at the University. You will understand when I tell you that practically all my time is taken up with going to "schools." In the morning it is rifle and pistol school conducted under the supervision of the regimental school officer. In the afternoon I walk a long mile to attend an engineering school conducted through the division headquarters. In the evenings twice a week there is the presence of battalion officers where problems are discussed. A then weekly percussion is taken listening to "medicos" from the hospital who are going into great relief regarding the care of the feet. Each evening at 5:30 o'clock I am expected to attend a conference of officers and non-commissioned officers at which the daily drills are discussed. The "medio" lectures are much like the compulsory hygienic lectures for freshmen on Mount Oread. That are enjoyed to about the same degree. I have met three K. U., men. Charles Sweet, W. W, Hawkins and Gabb, Babb, all leutенants here. Mc Sweet (Miltdred Eppard), is here. Home Nursing Class meets at Westminster Hall Monday night, instead of Tuesday, this week. Serve and save—buy War-Savings Stamps! Candy is not under the food ban—the Food Administration recognizes candy as a food, but it suggests that you select those kinds that contain the least amount of sugar. Chocolate dipped nuts, jelly candies, marshmallows and nut candies are a few varieties approved by Mr. Hoover. All of these and others, you'll find at Wiedemann's—Adv. A. G. ALRICH Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement 736 Mass. St. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo HOLIDAY HOME TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District especially handy for ladies, being on Petticow Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. LOST—Jewelled Phi Gam pin. Return to Kansan office. 122.3-1.4 PROFESSIONAL DR. 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Washington University gives a three years course in Nursing at the University, clinical instruction in the wards of the Pitta institutes, Washington University Dispensary and Social Service Department. Students having an A.B. or B.S. degree from Address inquiries to Supt. of Nurses Address inquiries to 400 So. Kingshighway, St. Louis, Mo. M Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. LANDER THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. A Fresh Shipment of MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDIES University Book Store 803 Mass. St. World almanacs for 1918 have arrived TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY VARSITY FOUND—Lady's K, U. Silver Ring. Phone 1072—Miss Reese, 827 Tenn. 123-2,193 NEW ARROW COLLARS FOR SPRING CASCO-2 1/8 in. CLYDE-2 1/8 in. Kennedy Plumbing Co. Taxi 12 'PHONE "One-Two" TYPEWRITERS FOR RENT We have in a number of first class machines for rent; Underwoods, Remington, Royal 10's and 5' and L. C. Smiths. They won't last long. Take your pick early. Kennedy Plumbing Co. Student Lamps National Mazda Lamps Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc. Phones 568 937 Mass. MORRISON & BLIESNER 701 Mass. Phone 164 The University of Chicago HOME STUDY in addition to consistent work, offers take instruction by correspondence. Formation and formation examinations. 268 Year U. of C., Dis. Z, Chicago, III. Instructor Terry —AND— Did You Make That Date for Bowersock Theatre April 24 50.50 Beginning Wednesday Mail Orders Filled in Order of Receipt When Accompanied by Stamped Envelope. HOWARD MORGAN, Mgr. Room 8, Green Hall. PRICES—Parquet 75c, war tax 8c; Balcony 50c, war tax 5c; Gallery 25c, war tax 3c. TOMORROW—Alice Joyce, Marc McDermott and Grace Darwood in "The Woman Between Friends" TODAY ONLY HAROLD LOCKWOOD IN "Paradise Garden" BOWERSOCK TODAY AND TUESDAY Vivian Martin IN "A Petticoat Pilot" WEDNESDAY-EDITH STOREY IN "THE CLAIM." UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 8,1018. Coach Bond Driving Men Hard To Prepare For Conference Games Two Weeks Left Before Opening Game With Ames on McCook Field With only two weeks remaining before the opening series of the Missouri Valley Conference baseball season on McCook Field with the Ames Aggies, Coach Jay Bond is driving his men hard this afternoon and the Jayhawkers will cut loose within the next ten days so as to be trained in their best forays among the Ames invasion. The candidates have taken over during the last two weeks of outdoor practice and have confined their real work to three short practice games with Coach Dutch Wedell's freshmen. The Jayhawker pitching staff will probably get its real test this week. Thus far Coach Bond has prohibited the pitchers from throwing curve balls and the men have been working to get control of the ball. But from now on, the pitching candidates will start putting something on the contests against the yearling hitters. Coach Fullill has a bunch of good players among the thirty-th rowers who are out for the freshman team, and these men should furnish the Varsity hurriers plenty of practice before the Ames series. Both the infield and the outfield of the Varsity are uncertain quantities as yet, and no player, with the possible exception of Wardie Weltmert, veteran outfielder, has a place cined. Bert Smith, hard hitting outfielder from last year's freshman outfit, has been showing up well in the outfield and looks good for a place in the center garden. Bill Caler, southpaw Bird in the outfield when he has not occupied the mound, and as Cairn is an excellent fielder and good hitter, he will probably used both in the outfield and in the box. Oyster, Krumback, Tarant, and Wilhelmmy have been playing good ball in the outfield and each man has a chance for a regular berth on the team. Coach Bond has used several combinations in an effort to find a smoothly working infield and Lonborg at third is the only player who has been used at one position with any degree of regularity. hCerry has been putting up a good game at the short stop position, but Stem Foster, who played that position in the last games of the season last year against Missouri, is out for an infield position and will probably be given a trial at short this week. Johnson has played steady ball at second, and Uhlraub has also been used at second and at first. Willems and Machamer are the other candidates for the first base position. Keeler has played both short and third in the practice games. SPORT BEAMS Frank Loomis and Joie Ray broke three central A. A. U. records in the Great Lakes Track Meet at Chicago last Saturday. Loomis shattered the records in the high and low hurdles and Ray broke the record in the mile run. The surprise of the meet was he running of Campbell, an 18-year-old high school athlete who beat Ray in the half mile in the fast time of 1 minute 57 2-5 seconds. The Annual Missouri State high school track meet will be in Columbit May 4. Yale, Harvard, Cornell, Princeton, Dartmouth, and Williams, composing the Intercollegiate athletic association, will resume tennis as a major sport this spring. The annual Missouri Valley track meet will be May 25 at Columbia in front of at Ames, as had been previously planned. The Iowa Aggie students will be released for farm work after April 19 although they will be eligible to compete in the meet, even though they are not in school. The University of Pennsylvania nine defeated Swarthmore College Saturday, 1-0, in an exciting 14-inning game. Boston College defeated the Army team on the same day, 6-2. Send the Daily Kansan Home. Personnel Selected For Glee Club's Trip Nine Concerts to be Given at Camp Funston—To Sing Here in May The Men's Gleen Club has completed final plans for the Funston trip, April 12, 13, and 14. Twenty-two members, the accompanist, and director will go. Professor Joseph Farrell chose the men last week as they were attending the club, and attendance at retreaters determining who should go. Several new numbers have been worked up since the last concert, and these will be sung with the older numbers in the 45-minute concerts to be given at the camp. Two concerts will be given Friday, three Saturday and four Sunday. The concerts on Sunday will be semi-sacred and will probably be similar to the concert given at Haskell School. The club will probably sing for Kansas City, at Kansas High School, April 19 or 26, for a concert number. The home concert to be given in about a month will close a successful season. The men who will take the trip are M. L. Peek, Louis Morgan, Marvin Harms and R. W. Emerson, first tenors; J. H. Smith, Howard Painter, Deane Malel, Harold Black, and Don C. Good, second tenors; John R. Wahlstadt, Harold Hall, Herman Friesen, Clifford Tenny, Herron Flack, and George McNeil montire barton; Seldon Butcher, Arthur Aach, John Winkler, Charles Nettles, Bernard Wirt, Hartzell Ray, Raymond Darby and Tyson Anderson, basses; Marecellus Law, accompaint, and Professor Joseph, A. Farrell, director. Catalogues for 1918-19 May be Out This Month Proofs from the office of the state printer for the annual general catalogue of the University are coming in rapidly for correction, and the catalogues may be ready for distribution some time this month, according to George O. Foster, registrar. The time in which they will be ready depends on the amount of other work the state printer has in hand, as all the material from the University has been sent in. The general catalogue will be printed in one volume this year as last. Miss Rose Morgan of the department of English is editor of this year's catalogue and Prof. D. L. Patterson is chairman of the catalogue committee. Gives Concert At Haskell The K. U. Men's Glee Club gave a sacred concert at the Haskell Chapel, Sunday. Prof. Joseph Farrell directed the club. Eight number were given among them a duet by Harold Hall and Raymond Darby, a solo by Herman Friesen, a violin number by Professor Farrell. The Ames-Missouri dual trac meet will be at Columbia Saturday. Both schools have good track teamss but Missouri should win the meet by a close margin. PLAY BALL! [Painting] CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. Base ball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic Stage of Lawnage TEACHERS WANTED—War conditions cause many good positions to be open. We must be prepared to fill them. Write for our blank and booklet. Central Educational Bureau, W. J. Hawkins, Mgr. Metropolitan Bldg., St. Louis, Mo. KENNEDY & ERNST 896 MARR ST. Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort Enlistments Weaken Kansas Track Team Three Good Men Taken Welty to Aviation, Shreve to Naval Training and Coffey Goes to Funston Hope for a winning track team this season received a blow Saturday when two of the regular track men were called into active military service. Donald Welty, star hurdler and vaulter, was called to Berkeley, Cal., where he will receive training and John D. Warner, meteriler, and relay man, was called to the Great Lakes Naval Training Station. This leaves the K. U. track team without a hurdler, as Harold Hobart, the other man out for the stick events, has not appeared for outdoor practice. Welted placed second in the high hurdles at the Missouri-Kansas indoor meet this wiier, and is also a good vaulter. This leaves Roscoe Howard to handle the pole vault. Welty was also a broad jumper. The loss of Shreve makes a gap in the relay team and leaves Lobaugh and Alphal Rodkey to handle the quarter mile. The departure of Shreve and Welty makes three track men who have left school to go into service within the last two weeks. Rival Caffey, a half miler, who was running next to Murphy in the half mile was called to Camp Funston about two hours. This leaves 10 miles in this event. He goes 10 O. Hamilton hopes to fill the places left vacant from the large sound that is trying out. The spring interclass meet, April 12, will give a line on the prospects for the coming outdoor season. The Missouri Valley meet will be held at Columbin, May 25. Gets Lieutenant's Commission Webster W. Holloway, who is a graduate of the University of Kansas, was commissioned a first lieutenant in the United States army last week. He will be in Provost Marshal General Crowder's department and will be sent to France soon. Mr. Holloway was assistant district attorney in the office of Fred Robertson, United States district attorney for Kansas, until his enlistment recently. Mr. Holloway was in Lawrence Sunday visiting friends. He is a member of the Sigma Nu fraternity. Chocolate caramels, coconut tops Cleveland's choice and marshmallows—none like Wiedemann's—Adv Capital $100,000 No amount is too small to LEND TO YOUR COUNTRY. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Meet your appetite at our table The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter Engineers To Celebrate Day of H. S. Track Meet When in Kansas City Stop at the Hostelry of "Good Service" — HOTEL SAVOY 国立新華大學 國立新華大學 WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Their Purpose Is To Create Interest In Engineering Courses Among Prospective Students 9th & Central Sts. ROOMY ROOMS Excellent Cafe and Grill —Popular Prices— Make the "Savoy" Your Headquarter! In order to interest high school students in the engineering courses, Engineers' Day will be set for the same day as the invitation track meet, and the engineers will keep open house throughout the day, if plans suggested at a mass meeting this morning are adopted. In the meantime the engineers have appointed an committee to flag to honor the 400 to 500 students and graduates who have entered the national service. Surplus $100,000 The meeting was held at 10 o'clock this morning, and was addressed by Prof. G. C. Shaad, dean of the School of Engineering. "It seems appropriate at this time," said Professor Shaad, "to think of buying a service flag for the School of Engineering." A committee to determine the cost of a flag was named as follows: Architects, R. Brown; Electricals, H. J. Gish; Civil Engineers, George DeVoe; Chemicals, Fay Walters; Miners, Page Wagner. This committee is to report by the last of next week. Announcement was made of an early entertainment by the Triangle of Engineering societies. Professor Shaad also made a plea that the engineers aid in the Liberty Bond drive. Carefull Attention Given to All Business You can't SPEND your money and SAVE IT too! Buy War-Savings Stamps! Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemstitching and Picoting—10c yd. Remedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. Repa ir Them While You Wait Work Password Quickly and Safely THE BLUE RIBBON SHOE SHOP F. P. HORMUTH PROPRIETOR Wilson F. in Platina. You Never Hear of Bargains in Gold Bullion— NEITHER do you find all wool suits made of unfadable fabrics selling for fifteen or seventeen dollars. It can't be done, that's all! country should adopt one definite policy, and that policy to buy only clothes of a nationally known brand. Clothes buyers in this time of wool scarcity and war strain upon the manufacturers of the KIRSCHBAUM, SAMPECK and STRATFORD Line suits conform to the highest standard of quality—both in material and workmanship. They are made conscientiously by manufacturers who have a reputation of long building to maintain. They can not afford to deviate from the paths of honest merchandising. Spring models in the above brands—snappy in style,obby in appearance,but conservatively reasonable in price———— $20 and up! JOHNSON & CARL Just as convenient when it comes to the easiness that an electric iron glides over the daintiest waist, or skirt or pair of trousers. The electric irons that we sell are real "trouble smoothers" be progressive and iron electrically. A Labor Reducer An Electric Iron Ready for use in a couple of minutes-no matter if the gas is low;for electricity is always obedient to the snap of aswitch. Kansas Electric Utilities Co. 719 Mass. Street. “The Electric Way is Better” When you think of your kodak think of our 24 hour kodak finishing service. Eastman films. Lawrence Studio 727 MASS. ST. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 124 Nurses' Training Camp For College Alumnae To Be Held at Vassar UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 9, 1918. American Red Cross Will Trait Womoeon for Home and Foreign Service Extends Plattsburg Idea Details of a women's training camp for collegiate alumnae to be held at Vassar from June 24 to September 13, have been received by the Alumni Office. The camp is maintained by the American Red Cross, and represents the first scientific attempt to fit educated women as quickly as possible to enter the nursing profession. Session from June 24 to September 13—$95 Covers Expense The purpose of the camp is similar to that of the Plattsburg training camp when it was first opened. The Vassar camp will train women to hold high positions in nursing just as the purpose of Plattsburg was to train men for officers' positions. Enrollment in the camp is limited to 1,000 women. The regular fees amount to $95 which will cover all expenses at the camp. Four scholarships have been offered at the camp by the Vassar class of 1913 in memory of their classmate, Annabel Roberts who was killed in France. These scholarships amount to $250 and include expenses. The great demand for trained nurses in civilian life as well as in military service was one reason for opening the camp. The withdrawal of so many trained medical men and nurses from civil life and the new working conditions caused by the war are for nurses great. Besides, it is estimated 1,020 trained nurses will be needed for every million soldiers. Engineering Branches Attractive to Women Miss Edith Snow, a former student of the University will go to Kansas City to attend a meeting of the Association of Collegiate Alumnae tomorrow where the camp plans will be explained. Herbert Mills, professor of economics at Vassar, will be dean of the camp. Technical Training Leads to Positions in Large Manufacturing Plants Architectural engineering seems to be the most attractive branch for women, but there is also a demand for women with mechanical and electrical training in the drafting rooms and other departments of our large manufacturing plants. One large electrical company has introduced a policy of employing women who have graduated from college in certain phases of engineering. Chemistry and chemical engineering offer many openings, which can be ably filled by women. There is a continually increasing demand for women who have technical training, and many women are doing practically the same work that was formerly done by men as architectural and civil engineers said Dean Shaad of the School of Engineering. Of course they do not oversee construction and inspect work as closely as men, but in other respects their work is about the same. Dramatic Club to Give Two Plays Wednesday Two more popular priced plays will be given in the Little Theater in Green Hall Wednesday night. Barrie's "The Twelve-Pound Look" will be presented by Florence Butler, Craig Kennedy and Eva Robinson. "The Consepierrators" is the title of the second one-act play. The members of the cast for it are: Karl Brown, Marie Buchanan, Marie Ketels, and Horace Chandler. The one-act play, "America Passes By" was presented at the Masonic Temple Monday night at the request of the lodge. This is the first time that women have ever appeared on the stage there. Sigma Nu announces the initiation of John Schoonover, of Lyons, Kan, Leland Barter, of Dodge City, Kan, and Harry Barter, of Dodge City, Kan. Two Food Talks In One At Lecture to Women "Nutritive Requirements of the Body" is the subject of the food lecture to be given by Mrs. E. H. Teeter. Wednesday afternight at 4 o'clock in Fraser Hall. This will be the conclusion of last week's lecture and will take up only a part of the hour. The remaining time will be given to a discussion of "The Present Need For Conservation of Fats and Sugars." The War Here and Over There Henry Crosby Emery, former chairman of the Tariff Board and for two years a representative of the Guaranty Trust Company in Petrograd, has been taken prisoner in Finland. The DuPont powder firm, it is announced, has successfully made the first run of indigo blue, and produced an article up to the German standard. This dye is now worth $17,000 a ton. The London Times will increase the price of the paper to three pence and limit the edition to 120,000 copies because of the shortage of white paper, no copy being supplied to any person who does not agree to share it with at least one other reader. Admiral Sir John J. Jellicoe predicts that the submarine menace will be stopped by summer. There has been a great increase in the enlistments for the navy and marine corps recently probably because of the great German offensive on the western front. Air raid insurance against death resulting from airplane raids is now being sold in Paris. A war exhibition in London recently showed that women of the empire are now engaged in forty lines of war employment. Captain Fiorello M. La Guardii former member of Congress fro New York who recently joined th American forces has been wounded in an aeroplane accident in Italy. A recommendation was recently made by Secretary Baker to General Pershing/concerning food conservation among the forces in France. The present freight crisis is expected to be relieved by the use of motor trucks of which there are 435. 000 registered in the United States at the present time. "Le Coq d'Or" is the title of the grim operatic satire on Russia as it existed during the first days of the revolution. The opera was written by Rimsky-Korsakov and presented by the Metropolitan Opera Company. There is an actual shortage at the present of 7,435,984 tons in the Allied shipping program if an army of 1,500,000 men is to be maintained in France by this country. Because the mentally unfit are not wanted in the military service of the United States, intelligence tests have been adopted by the War Department and usually the tests are in charge of a psychological examiner. A giant tube is used by the United States navy to test the strength of submarines who go down to extreme water depths. A Laurentine dock, the work of an Italian, Maj. Gesar Laurentine, is used. Because in making the tests the men inside the torpedo are in communication with the ship that they pressure into the dock, this pressure may be reduced instantly if the sides of the vessel are not able to withstand the pressure. Will Ferrell of Independence, winner of the state Liberty Loan song, is a true patriot. He won the prize in Montgomery county and is going to give the money he won in this contest to the mess fund of Company K, of that county, while the $50 state prize won he will invest in a Liberty Bond and present the bond to one of the war charities. Up until September 1917, Germany has raised 3,647,000 pounds by means of war loans. A widow in London has given eight sons to the service, five of whom have been killed and one paralyzed for life. Dr. L. E. Sayre of the School of Pharmacy Is Trying Experiments Coffee Grounds Contain Properties Making Them Substitute For Flour Faculty Bachelors Like 'um Work So Far Is Only Tentative And Success Cannot Be Announced Coffee grounds contain valuable food properties and may afford an excellent substitute to decrease the quantities of flour used in bread, cakes and cookies, according to experiments being tried by Dr. L. E. Sayre, dean of the School of Pharmacy of the University of Kansas. COOKIES OF 25 PER CENT COFFEE Doctor Sayre has made cookies using 25 per cent dried coffee grounds in place of a similar weight of flour and has found them excellent. They were eaten by his own family and subsequently various forms of coffee grounds and flour cookies were made and tried on bachelors of the University faculty. Doctor Sayre made and sent to the club where faculty bachelors board coffee-grounds cookies flavored with chocolate, ginger, cinnamon and other flavorings. All were palatable and no bad effects were observed In fact, there was an insistent demand that the experiment be continued indefinitely. RICH IN PROTEIN AND FAT Analyses of coffee grounds of an average grade of 30-cent coffee made by Doctor Sayre showed them to contain about 11 per cent protein, the same percentage of protein contained in an average good grade of flour. The grounds analyzed approximately 19 per cent crude oil, the percentage varying in different analyses. Of these, these experiments with coffee grounds as a flour substitute are only tentative so far," said Doctor Sayre, "and have not been carried far enough to be announced as successful. The grounds were carefully dried in a slow oven, immediately after being taken from the coffee pot. This precaution was taken to prevent a possibility of molds developing in the wet grounds." RICH IN PROTEIN AND FAT Theta Sigma Phi Will Hold Convention Here Honorary Journalism Sorority In National Conclave Here April 25-27 The Collegiate Alumnae Association will entertain the Senior women some time during the month of April. The national convention of Theta Sigma Phi will be held in Lawrence April 25, 26 and 27. Theta Sigma Phi is a national journalistic fraternity of women. Theta Sigma Phi was installed at the University of Kansas in the spring of 1914. The charter members were Ruth Harcher, Lucie Barger, Walter Cunningham, Ottie McNeal, Mabel Dunlevy, Caroline Greer and Helen Rho Hoopees. Every member of the Women's Glee Club who wants to go to Funston must be in Fraser Hall for the regular meeting at 7 o'clock tonight. Bring money for pictures. Theta Sigma Phi has fourteen chapters at that many colleges and universities. All of these chapters will probably be represented at the convention. The chapters nearest to Kansas are at Oklahoma, and those near Oklahoma. The first chapter of Theta Sigma Phi was organized at the University of Washington at Seattle. Since that time it has initiated among other honorary members: Dana Gatlin, Margaret Hill McCarter, Miss Effe Graham, Miss Kate Stephens, Miss Agnes Thompson, Miss Margaret Lynn, Mrs. Louisa Cooke Don Carlos, L. L. Flint and Miss Hannah Mitchell. The Commerce Club will meet at the Pi U house tonight at 7:30 o'clock. Prof. S. C. Catell will talk. Election of officers will take place. All Methodist student women who expect or wish to become members of Kappa Phi Club are requested to meet the membership committee in the Methodist office in Myers Hall at 5:00 o'clock Tuesday afternoon. Plans Are Accepted For Botanical Garden On South of Campus Gardens Will Contain Miniature Lake, a Fountain and Greenhouses Work to be Started Soon Herbert S. Hare of Kansas City Women for Home and Is Designer Plans for beautifying the campus which Herbert S. Hare, lecturer on landscape art from Kansas City has made have been formally accepted by the Grounds Committee of the University. The plans which Mr. Hare has drawn up concern only the south slope of the University grounds and work is to be started this spring on the laying out of a botanical garden and the erection of greenhouses. "Of course we cannot expect to see a marvelous transformation at once because it is absolutely essential to have appropriations set aside for this improvement," said Prof. W. C. Stevens of the Grounds Committee. "It takes years for trees and shrubs to grow." PLANTS FOR BOTANICAL RESEARCH At the foot of the terrace just south of the Journalism Building a series of green houses are to be erected. Just east of the green houses a formal botanical garden will be laid out which will be planted with plants and specimens to be used in research work in the department of botany. The garden will be planted in terraces and in the center will be a fountain. The rest of the slope, as far east as the walk which leads up from the south to Blake Hall, will be planted informally and at the extreme foot of the slope will be a pond or a miniature lake, surrounded by clumps of trees and dense shrubbery. A winding road will enter the campus at the south-east corner and open onto green houses, Vines and clumps of trees are to be planted to break the hard outlines of the buildings on that side of the hill. Mr. Hare is now in Kansas City working up the blue prints. The Committee on Grounds is composed of Chancellor Frank Strong, Professors W. C. Stevens, Goldwin Goldsmith, W. A. Griffith, W. C. McNown and John M. Shea, superintendent of grounds and Mr. Wheeler the University marshal. All Cases Must Be Heard By Standing Committee of University Senate Instructors Reminded Of Discipline Rules Any matter regarding student discipline is to be reported to the Disciplinary Committee by the school or department to whose notice the matter has been brought and that committee is to have complete jurisdiction as to the penalty attached, according to a notice sent out to all professors and instructors this morning by the Disciplinary Committee. This ruling has been in effect some time and the notice was issued this morning to bring the matter to the attention of all new instructors and of those who do not understand it. The ruling was made to secure uniformity in procedure with all cases requiring discipline. The purpose was to centralize the matters of discipline so that all cases would be brought before the same group of men and more equitable decisions could be given. Under the old system when each instructor punished the offending student as he saw fit, some were very severe in their punishments and others were lenient. This resulted in unjust decisions and it was decided by the University Senate that the power of discipline be vested in a permanent Disciplinary Committee and that all matters requiring such discipline be taken out of the hands of the individual instructors and be given over to this committee. Snow Zoology Club will meet at 1244 Ohio, Wednesday night at 7:30 o'clock. Mrs. Herman Douthitt will talk on "Kansas Birds." The Men's Student Council will cooperate with a University committee under the chairmanship of F. B. Dains to provide the University with a service flag. Demand for Entomologists Exceeds Present Supply Demand by the Federal Government for trained entomologists is far greater than it is possible to meet, says Prof. S. J. Hunter, of the department of entomology. Professor Hunter believes that this sudden demand is largely owing to the fact that food conservation is the question of the hour. He now has on hand requests for entomologists at salaries ranging from $1200 to $2500, which he is unable to fill at present. In a recent article published in one of the Entomology magazines the University of Kansas is ranked third according to the number of trained entomologists it has already placed. These position have been both in state universities and federal government service. Plain Tales From The Hill And They Thought He Was Jess Willard Ira C. Snyder, '12, came all the way from Denver to attend the banquet given last week in honor of Uncle Jimmy Green. Ira was a big fellow when he was a student here, but since he has been out West he has added a large amount of flesh and now is a very large man. When he came into the dining room of the Eldridge House that night, the negro waiters thought he was Jess Willard and they looked him over and stepped lively. Some of the Laws who did not know Ira also thought he was the champion pugilist who now lives west of town. A student in an Oral Interpretation class got his directions mixed the other day when he read the poem "Opportunity" by Walter Malone. The last two lines were read in this manner. Each night a star to guide thy feet to Hell." "Each morning gives thee wings to flee from Heaven, A small Freshman was walking dejectedly along the walk west of Fraser yesterday. He had flunked a quiz and he looked as though he had lost the last friend he had in the world. His books were under his one arm, both hands were in his pockets, and his head hung. Suddenly the tall form of the Chancellor came up beside him. "Good morning to you," said the Chancellor in his usual cheery way. The startled Freshman looked up quickly, and became so "fussed" that he stammered, "I guess so." Patriotism and anti-tobacco legislation seem to have their effects upon the minds of K. U. students as was proven by a recent test in Psychology I. When all the students in the class were asked to make a list of five street car cards they remembered, the largest number which were alike were twenty-seven governments were next highest, while a delectable brand of "eating" tobacco was at the bottom of the list. BIG THINGS THAT COUNT The feeling when you flunk a quiz under A. J. Bovton. The girl that insists on riding home from a dance on a moonlight night. The man that thinks that he is gettin' pretty but still holds only dates on Sunday night. He fools only himself as the girls get wise in a short time. A professor that assigns a quiz for the day after a vacation. A feeling that you will be called away to war in the next few days. A girl that breaks a date at the last minute but thanks though that she did not wait until you reached home. K. U. New York Alumni Planning Thirty-First Dinner For April 19 The University marshal was almost called to quell a near riot in a class in English lettering in the School of Engineering the other day. A pencil had rolled onto the floor and its rapid fall had the effect of a German bomb. Young men fought with each other to rescue the little terror, tables were overturned, and the room loked like a ruined Belgian Chapel when a young man emerged from the ruin and handed the pencil to its owner, Miss Lucile Hovey, the only woman in the class. College Freshman: "You smoke them awful short, don't you, Steve?" Junior Law: "No, I smoke them as long as I can." Theta Sigma Phi meets Thursday at 8 o'clock, Women's rest room, Fraser Hall. Russel Whitman, '93. Will be Toastmaster at This Year's Event Large Attendance Expected N. Y. Association Responsible for Transcontinental Telephone Dinner in 1916 The thirty-first annual dinner of the New York Alumni Association of the University of Kansas will be held at Hotel McAlpin in New York City this year, April 19. Rufft Whitman, publisher of the New York Commercial and for several management firms Burke Circuations, will be toastmaster at the dinner. Mr. Whitman was graduated from the University in 1893. It was the New York Alumni Association that two years ago managed the trans-continental telephone conversation when nearly 800 K. U. students and alumni listened in on Chancellor Strong's speech given in Lawrence in Robinson Gymnasium. There were 500 at the dinner here, about fifty in San Francisco, and several hundred at the annual banquet in New York. Each guest at all three of the banquets had an individual telephone. BENSON KELLOGG CHIEF SPEAKER This year alumni are expected to be in Boston, Washington, and Philadelphia, and many other cities of the East. Herbert Flint, '14, and Alice Houston, '11, are active in arranging the dinner this year. Kate Stephens, an author, is the founder of the New York Alumni Association, while Nils C. Benson is president of the association. Vernon Kellogg, '89, who was with Herbert Hoover in Belgium with the relief commission and now with Hoover in Washington, is to be the principal speaker at the annual dinner. He was on the faculty of the University Stanford College at this time he went into the relief commission work. WAR WORK UNDERTAKEN WORK UNDERTAKEN Wallace Notestine, former professor of history at the University, who went from K. U. to the University of Minnesota, will be another of the chief speakers. Mr. Notestine has been granted a leave of absence from Minnesota so that he can do war research work at Washington for the government. Baldwin Mitchell, now in military service, will represent the younger graduates at the dinner. Mitchell was graduated from the K. U. School of Law in 1917. Liberty Bond Campaign Starts On Hill With Large Subscriptions Drive Will Not Start Until Next Week—Blanks Have Not Arrived The first two members of the faculty, who have been approached in the Liberty Loan campaign have responded generously with subscriptions of $1,000 and $500 respectively. The campaign has not \begin{earned}, because the Liberty Loan blanks have not yet arrived. Prof. U. G. Mitchell, of the department of mathematics has charge of the men's committee and Mrs. T. T. Smith is at the head of the woman's committee. Subscriptions may be sent to the women them, but the real campaign will not start until the last of this week or the first of next. State Convention Is Sought Special efforts are being made by officers of the Lawrence Christian Endeavor Union to register all local Endeavors at the district convention which is to be held here next week. The plans will be presented at the meetings Sunday, when members will be urged to assist in making a showing that will bring to Lawrence the State C. E., convention for 1919. Enda Roberts and Lent Pittenger'a18, went to Linwood Thursday night to substitute in a vacancy on a chauatqua circuit. Their program consisted of piano and vocal solos. A DAILY LET7ER HOME—The Daily Kansan. APRIL 9,1918 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University EDITORIAL STAFF Vivian Sturgeon ... Editor-in-chief Mary Shore ... Associate Mary Smith ... News Editor Howard Morgan ... P.T. Editor Alice Tole ... Editor Margery Jolyb ... War Editor DUTINESS STATE Business STRESS Fred Righty Business Mgr Wayne Wilson Assistant NEWS STAFF Harry Morgan Wilson Cole Dorothy Cols Roger Triplett Jayne Hagen (Luther Hangen) Sandra Hagan Herman Hangen Nicolas Wear Millard Wear Floyd Hockenhill Alice Howby Subscription price $2.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail matter transferred to Lawrence, under the act of surrender of Published in the afternoon, five times a week, by the State Department of Kansas, from the press of the Dept. of State. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66. The Daffy Kansan aims to pick up the student's interest in the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by bringing for the deans the University hoops team to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be smart; to be wiser heads; in all, to serve to the students the students of the University. TUESDAY, APRIL 9, 1918 BRING THEM IN How do the students who take books from the University libraries and selfishly keep them for days or even months while a whole class waits and searches in vain for a necessary reference, square their conduct with their consciences? Contrary perhaps to expectations the students most guilty of this abuse of public library facilities are as a rule those most scrupulously upright in other respects. Taking a book surreptitiously at the expense of a whole class when the class is perhaps dependent upon just that one copy is more than inconsiderate, it is vandalism. Only those who have suffered from this gross selfishness in others can appreciate fully the annoyance suffered by the student-body each year from the regular percentage of offenders. University librarians are able to track down missing copies, but being more inclined to mercy than justice they have so far refrained from making any cases public. It would be interesting to know just what brand of moral sothing sirup that students who make a practice of abusing their library privileges take to ease off their consciences. What their consciences really need is a purgative. They can administer it themselves without the assistance of the librarian. Their chief cause for extended delinquency lies in their share to appear with the book after so many days and then more and more days. Just coming in and telling the truth would houseclean their souls. No excuses—no promises—just the truth. In an effort to save shoe leather, Texans are organizing barefoot clubs. To date Kansans have expressed no intention of saving their soles in any such manner. HEAD.—YES.—BUT LEGS! Editorial writers, a group all to themselves, ready to spurt ink on provocation, professionally committed to deliver printed columns by the yard—are a bane, are on the sidetrack of journalism with the switches locked a both ends and the rails rinsed in between. That is what Fred L. Trigg told an informal group of novitiate editors yesterday afternoon as he talked with them plainly across a common table to which all had drawn up chairs with him. He has been writing editorials as they were absolutely necessary ever since the late Col. Nelson told him and the rest of the old crew that sailed under the Star's flag that the editorial page was not per measurement but according to what was worth writing what would ring the bell when you rought down the hammer. "If the day comes that the dispatches bring nothing worth editorial commentary," the colonel once said to Mr. Trigg, "and if there is nothing specifically in particular to talk about,—why we'll just say this simple truth in a paragraph at the top of the first editorial column and be honest and not write anything below at all." The empty day has never come. And so long as things are as they are and so long as it is not a settled fact that no better way of living and doing can be found, that empty day never will come. There is something to write about and the only trouble is that heady, top-heavy, self-opinionated formally nominated "editors" are too much lost in their own biased, partisan, extremely personal little odds and ends that they are trying to ram down people's throats that they never hit within the large-gness and power of really big things. Fred L. Trigg writes an editorial when he wants to, when his heart is behind it—and his is a big heart that is right with the common folks. He does not try to tell them what's what. He has a head; he can interpret news and conditions and facts; he also has legs that carry him out among men who wear overalls and swing picks, and among sensible women who hang out their own washings and take care of their own young-ones. He finds out what they are all thinking and feeling and wanting. They differ here and there, and in some points they desire to be set right or to be informed, or to be convinced. They are open-minded. Because he is, and because he has listened, they are ready to listen to him. The Star would do well to have the Trigg editorials signed. Many people know them well without any signature—it's the surest one to reach the heart with its sincerity, the surest one to state the plain truth with patience and yet with no dodging an inevitable issue. But for the rest—let them know always when Col. Nelson's old right-hand man is behind the idea and the sentiment. Let them feel in him the additional carrying power of his words. He walks among them. His head—yes and it has the right balance and it is in direct contact with his heart—but his legs—they carry him right up to every last man and woman who thinks and has a right to be heard because of thinking. He is the watchman. He is not an "editorial writer." He is the champion of the person who pays ten cents a week for the old Star and the ever-lasting Star. Wheatless strawberry shortcake is a luxury our forefathers escaped. LITTLE THINGS THAT COUNT A visitor was walking on the campus. A party of girls came down the sidewalk. One girl was talking and laughing in lecture room tones, entirely too loud for good taste. She made the party seem noisy. It was a trifle, yet those tones lingered among his impressions of the University. Kansas has proved as fertile a field for bucolic drama as any Maine village in "Naughty, Naughty" a distinct achievement in the field of screen comedy. Kansas movie fans must curb their impatience until the picture attains the historically advertising perfection of 100 continuous successful nights on Broadway. How much more "Hold that Line" means to us since that terrific fight of last week when the allied team held back the boches. FOUR MILESTONES IN LIFE 1. Blainey Stone. 2. Moontone. 3. Grindstone. 4. Moonstone. Have you ENLISTED in the Army of Sauvays. Buy War-Savings Stamps! —Life. Ask "Roomy" She Will Answer Anything Thrice a Week Right Here Call Write, THE KANAN A letter come to the Kansan office yesterday that necessitated the creation of a new department and almost the creation of a person to fill the long bise chair of that department. The person has been found and is modestly willing and herewil begins labors—on that letter. Call, Write, or Phone THE KANSAN Now that letter dealt with something personal. A girl wanted to know what to do in a Pullman sleepee when the shades of night begin to fall. She has always travelled by day between a place called Balboa and Lawrence, and when she goes to St. Louis next Friday she will incidentally see Kansas City, Mo., for the first time. She will see at least the under-union station for the second time when she comes back. This is not any discredit to Balboa, for without any further offense to K. C. Mo., it isn't at all essential to human edification to be familiar with the so-called Gateway of the West, and it is sometimes considerably safer and healthier to stay west of the gateway. But in the sleeper—the steel vacuum-cleaned fold-up and put in your grip convenient sleeper., why child-alive, do as the others do. That's easy. Don't kneel by the berth for your "Now I Lay Me" but say it all to yourself in the secluded privacy of your upper box under the ventilator. The porter will get around to your section last and you must stand at the hise, seize swaying curtain and hold with the movement of the train while he hauls out the pure laundered linen and makes a sanitary bed. No police station in the country can beat the Pullman Company in bed-making. When the porter has done his task, don't ask him to boost you up. Just tell him to fetch the step-ladder and hold it while you climb. Dive from the top step, but dive short and shallow like a dated conversation at K. U. Fasten the green curtains—loop the buttons—and don't forget to slip a boudre cap over your hair if you don't want to lok like a Circassian beauty in the morning. It will be hard to get out of your shoes, but you must if you want them blackened by the porter during the long hours of the night thumping itself out on the rythmic rail joints. You will ultimately, but if you don't bank it, but if you don't head when the train stops for water or worse, for you're to be traveling through Missouri. Oh—the net is not a doll's hammock, but a receptacle for clothes. There is a coathanger suspended from the roof. And put money and valuables where nobody would think of looking for them. Don't jump down in the morning. And don't yell for the porter or you might wake up late sleepers. Push the little button next your nook as soon as you are sufficiently presentable; he'll come; tell him the steps again. When you get off the train slip him, a quarter. His name is Gawge; he is recurrent; and he has a terrible memory. Don't forget—just twenty-five cents. That's all, dear. Write again. TRAITORS THREE BY CLEMENT WOOD. Judas and Arnold and Kaiser Bill Sat and talked on a brimstone hill. Roomy "I," said Judas, "I sold my Lord To murderers for a cash reward." Everyone ta]ked of my deed then." "And I," said Arnold, "betrayed my men; The Kaiser spoke, "Why, boys, broke "Betrayed them, man and woman and child, A sacred treaty with peaceful folk; "The remnant I work in armament town To be shot and massacred and defiled. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS At shells to shoot their brothers down." An envious thrill through the dead heart flow "What a traitor you are!" said the other two.-Current Opinion. Kaiser Bill: Ach, Fritz, How I lof youlr I could kill von million more like you. German People: You flatter me mit such an honor ___. —Life. For Rent For Sale Leased Found Help Wanted Woman Wanted “What is the height of familiarity?” "To tell your roommate when you receive your monthly check."—Record. Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansas Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion, 35c; twenty-five insertions, 35c; five insertions, 50c; Fifteen to twenty-five words, one insertion, 50c; twenty-five words, two insertions, 50c; five insertions, 75c. Twenty- 五 insertions, 100c. first insertion, one-half cent a word each additional insertion. Card rates given upon application. FOR SALE- Thoroughly modern 6 room bungalow, hot air, coal furnace, large garage. Bargain for cash. Within easy walking distance of town and University. Call 2785 or address A, Kansan. 124-5-105 FOUND-Lady's K. U. Silver Ring. Phone 1072 - Miss Resse. 837 Tenn. Nettie LOST - Jewelled Phi Gam pin. Return to Kansan office. 32.2-1*4-9 PROFESSIONAL DRL. DR-LUF—Eye, Ear, Note and glass work guaranteed. Dick Building. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. (418) 635-2070 LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. (418) 635-2070 (*examined*: glass lens turned. *unexamined*: glass lens turned. DR. H. REDING - F. A. U. Building. DR. H. REDING - F. A. U. Building. Bites, Hours 9 to 5, Phone 513. Hours 9 to 5, Phone 513. JOB. PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mass. St., Phone 228. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D., Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. U. Hugh. Residence and hospital. 1201 Otte St. Both phones. 35. KEELEE BOOK STORE - Quiz books artists' materials, drawing supplies. Pictures and picture framing. Agency mond and typewriters. 935 Mass. Street. A Fresh Shipment of MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDIES University Book Store 803 Mass. St. World almanacs for 1918 have arrived PLAY BALL! Base ball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic Store of Lawrence KENNEDY & ERNST 826.MASS. ST. The Other Day A Young Lady Lost A Pin- Probably It Meant A Good Deal To Her For Many Reasons. Anyway It's Greenback Value Was Twenty-Five "Beans." And This Young Lady Being Wise And Wanting To Find Said Pin—— At Once "Put In" A KANSAN Lost Ad. One Hour After The Paper Came Off Press, She'd Located The Pin-All Through This Twenty-Five Cent Lost Ad. Good Business— Wouldn't You Say So? If you've lost something, found something or want to rent or sell something—Telephone K. U. 66. After You Buy a Liberty Bond— Buy Your Tickets to the COPYRIGHTED 1916. THE MINNEAPOLIS JOURNAL Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra Concerts Emil Oberhoffer, Conductor. Five Noted Soloists. Carl A. Preyer, Pianist; Christine Schutz, Contralto; Allen McQuhae, Tenor; Richard Czerwonky, Violinist; Cornelius Van Vliet, Cellist. MONDAY, APRIL 22, 2:30 P. M. AND 8:00 P. M. IN TWO WONDERFUL CONCERTS Tickets admitting to main floor, both concerts ...$1.50 Tickets admitting to gallery, both concerts ...$1.25 Single Admissions . $1.00 Now on sale at Registrar's Office and Round Corner Drug Store. APRIL.9,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Cercle Francais Names Orphan Campaign Week Box for Contributions Has Been Placed on Third Floor of Fraser The department of French has named this week as French orphan campaign week and the Cercle Francais will try to raise funds to adopt at least one French orphan. Everyone who is expected to contribute to this fund A box for contributions for this has been placed on the third floor of Fraser Hall, where the office of the department of French is located. If everyone taking French gives 10 cents, one baby can be adopted. If possible more than one will be adopted. Anyone in the school who desires to contribute to this fund may do so. This has been done by the French departments of many other schools. By the Way Ruth Massey, c21, who has been visiting at the Pi Phi house, left for her home in Wellington Monday. George Bidwell, c'20, and Shelley Waterman, c'21, went to Chicago Monday, to enlist in the navy. Pi Kappa Alpha will give a dance Friday, at Ecke's Hall. Harry Austin of K. I. A. C. has been visiting Lorin W. S. Dewall, c'20. Corwin Gensler, who was a freshman on the Hill last year, arrived this morning to gee a guest at the Sigma Kappa house for two weeks. Pi Phi Pledge Pi Beta Phi announces the pledging of Helen Jackson, c'20, of Kansas City, Kan. Alpha Chi Pledges The Owls, junior society for men will give a dance Friday, at F. A. U. Hall, Haley's four-piece orchestra will play, and dancing will ast until 1 o'clock. Alpha Chi Omega announces the pluring of Mary Brower, c21L of Alpha Chi Omega. Kappa Phi will hold bodge service Wednesday at 7 o'clock in Myers Hall, for all Methodist women students who have met with the membership committee. Mrs. E. A. Brown, wife of the new student pastor, will be there to meet the members and to take her place as successor to Mrs. Gordon B. Thompson. The president asks the women to bring their knitting. Irmia Wullenwafer of Harper, who was a sophomore at K. U. last year, has received a civil service appointment, and will report for clerical work in the War Department Risk Insurance division at Washington, April 22. Elmer Bradley, c18, who left the University Christmas to enlist in the navy, is now a member of the First Regimental Band at the Great Lakes Training Station. The band is now touring the country giving concerts to aid in the Liberty Loan drive. Mrs. Adeline De Mare, A. B. '17, who is teaching in the high school at Sioux City, Iowa, is visiting her mother, Mrs. M. C. Hunter, 1340 Tennessee Street. Howard S. Welch, a former student of the University, has been granted a commission at the adl juntant's school of military neronautics at Columbus, Ohio. Welch has been in training several weeks. He is a member of the Pi Kappa Alpha. Lieut. Guido Smith of Camp Funston spent last week-end with K. U. friends. Elwin Smith, '18, who is in the radio corps at the Great Lakes Training Station, spent the week-end at the Phi Alpha Delta house, while on a furlough. He expects to leave soon for the radio school at Harvard. Acacia held initiation Friday for Cecil Hough, c'18, Joseph Konantz, c'21, and J. D. Steinle, c'21. Harry Shreder, who was a freshman on the Hill last year, has been a guest at the Acacia house the last few days. Shreder has enlisted in the radio service and is waiting to be called. Harold B. Arend, a former student in the University, has received a second lieutenant's commission in the last officers' training camp at Fort Sill. He will probably be sent to France immediately. Mrs. Celli Francisco Todd, a former K. U. student, and her mother-in-law, Mrs. W. J. Francisco, left Thursday night for Camp Donion, where they will spend a few days with Hr. Todd before his departure for France. Miss Margaret Nachtrib of Minneapolis, Minn., will arrive in Lawrence today to spend several days at the Gamma Phi Beta house. A matinee dance will be given by the W. A. A. Saturday, April 13, 2:30 to 5:30 o'clock at Robinson Gymnasium. Shofstall will furnish the music, and a prize will be given to the two best dancers. The admission is 20 cents. J. C. Wilson, c'20, has withdrawn from the University, and will leave tomorrow for his home in Stafford. Wilson plans to go into the army, but has not yet decided in which branch he will enlist. Myrri Rodney, c21, who had to withdraw from school on account of illness is spending a few days in Lawrence with friends. Mary Nicholson, c18 has resumed her work on the Hill after spending several weeks in Newton where she was called by the sudden illness of her father. Mr. Nicholson, though still in the hospital, is slowly recovering. First K. U. Service Bars Awarded to Athletic A's Several Women Receive Reward for Special Athletic Service The first service bars ever awarded to University women will be presented tonight when the old A's give a hike and wienie roast for the new A's. A's will be given to the women who have won 400 points in athletics, a woman added to former A's who have gained 150 points of service. Bars will be given those who have won another 150 points by special service and ability on their class teams. All of these letters have been won in the swimming, tennis and more will be given after the swimming, tennis and baseball season is over. The women receiving letters tonight have been announced. Those to receive the bars are: Joyce Brown, Ruth Endcott, Marcgarder Hodder, Dorothy Querfeit, Sarah Trant and Dorothy Tucker. Those who have won the circle are: Frieda Daum, Doris Drought, Lucy Heathman, Lucie Sterling, and Irene Tihen. The women receiving A's are: Ruth Bottomly, Nell Leibengood, Carol Martin, Catharine Orulp and Ruby Leprin Doris Drought, who gets her circle this year, was the only freshman who ever received an A. Letters are awarded only once during the year to the same girls. W. R. B., Robertson, assistant professor of zoology, was injured Sunday morning when lime splattered into his eyes from a hand spray he was mending. Professor Robertson said he would be unable to meet his classes today or Tuesday, but would probably return Wednesday. Be consistent in your using of meat—serve Wiedenmann's pure, healthful and wholesome ice cream oftenen —Adv. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. THE STATE BUILDING Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District —especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. LANDER Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. THE JEWELLER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. Theodore Gardener, fifty years a resident of Lawrence and veteran of the Civil War, will speak to the members of the University Club Friday night on "The Old Army and the New." Veteran of the Civil War Talks at University Club Mr. Gardener, when just a boy, enlisted in one of the Kansas batteries, and will give an account of the incidents and conditions in the army of his time as compared with those of our new army of today. This will be a regular meeting of all members and all members of the Club have been invited. Tire Company Offers Work Candy is not under the food ban—the Food Administration recognizes candy as a food, but it suggests that you select those kinds that contain the least amount of sugar. Chocolate dipped nuts, jelly candies, marshmallows and nut candies are a few varieties approved by Mr. Heover. All of these and others, you'll find at Wiedemann's—Ady. A letter has been received at the University from one of the largest tire companies offering work in the factories of the company to ablebodied college students. The work consists of manual labor in different departments throughout the factory and the large amount of government work contracted by the company is the reason given for the need of more men. Exclusive Agency For REGAL SHOES PECKHAM'S The home of Hot Shoe & Mary Cloth PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS T THE TREE OF BOOKS An Unusual and Attractive Offering of SILKS for Spring SPRING'S the time for silks. And the Miss who hasn't a frock made of this handsome, cooling material done with her she's dressed in keeping with the season. Our selection of silks is now at its best. This department of our store is overflowing with ideas that will be invaluable to you in the planning of dress, suit or blouse—whenever of Foulard, Tafetta, Georgette, Crepe de Crian or Chin St. Taffetas at yd., $1.75 and $2.00 Satins at yd., Satins at yd.. $1.50 to $2.50 Georgete at yd., Georgete at yd., $1.75 and $2.00 Innrs, Bulline & Hackman Foulards at yd., $2.00 at yd., $2.00 Two Phi Gams went to Kansas City last week end for the express purpose of hiring a cook for the fraternity. While searching for the said cook, they turned into the Muehbach and finding the food there very much to their taste, they gained access to the kitchen and tried to persuade one of the artists of the kitchen to come to Lawrence and meet them one of them, cheapest one of them, after much argument, finally consented to come for the trifling sum of sixty-five dollars per week. The Phi Gams, however, are men Frank M. Terrell, first lieutenant, 51st Infantry, stationed at Chica- maugna, Georgia, is visiting in Lawrence. He is a member of the Sigma Nu fraternity. A. G. ALRICH with a conscience, they decided not to lure the fellow away from his present employer. 736 Mass. St. Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement You're Go. You THE Owl Hop FRIDAY, APRIL 12 F. A. U. 8:30 to 1:00 HALEY and three pieces will play! Tickets now on sale by Harold Hobart One Dollar the Couple. Student Atmosphere Pervades here every minute of the day and you will always find someone ready to serve with the products from our fountain or kitchen. You will enjoy the recreation of eating in our light and airy cafe where your satisfaction is our pleasure. The Oread Cafe E. C. Bricken, Prop. Just a step from the campus Varsity Buy a Liberty Bond Today Bowersock TODAY ONLY ALICE JOYCE Supported by MARC McDERMOTT IN "THE WOMEN BETWEEN FRIENDS" From the Famous Novel by ROB'T. W. CHAMBERS TOMORROW and THURSDAY DOUBLE PROGRAM W A L L A C E R E I D in "Nan of Music Mountain" and F A T T Y A R B UCK L E in "A Country Hero." T O D A Y—LAST DAY THE ADORABLE VIVIAN MARTIN IN "THE PETTICOAT PILOT" One of our patrons said yesterday after seeing this latest VIVIAN MARTIN Paramount picture: "I don't know when I have spent a more delightful hour in a moving picture theatre." TOMORROW—EDITH STOREY IN "THE CLAIM" THURSDAY—EARLE WILLIAMS IN "AN AMERICAN LIVE WIRE" UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 9.1918. Hard Hitting Marks Short Practice Game Of Varsity Candidates First Squad Players Make Clean Drives Far Past Outfielders The hardest hitting of the year characterized the practice game play; between two squads picked from the Varsity candidates last night. The first team defeated the second aggregation by an 8-4 score. Both teams played well in the field, with the exception of two or three bobbles in the last two innings, and the manner in which the men were cracking the ball was particularly pleasing to the coach. The lineup for the first team was Bunn, catcher; Goodwin and Slawson, pitchers; Uhrlauh, first base; Cherry, second base; Foster, short stop; Lonborg, third base; Weltmer, left field; Smith, center field; Oyster, right field. The other team lines up as foliage. The defense pitcher; Schoppel, pitcher; Machamer, first base; Willems, second base; Joslin, short stop; Keeler, third base; Tarrant, left field; Willhelmy and Johnson, center field, and Knoles, right field. Nearly every player on the first squad got at least one hit and most of these hits were clean drives past the reach of even the outfielders. Oyster led the hitting with two solid doubles past third base in as many times at bat. Cooper, Machamer, and Foster also got doubles, and Wilhelmy, Weltm, Bunn and Cherry joined for singles. Two new faces were present in the lineup in Foster at short stop for the first aggregation and Jimmy Knoles in right field for the second team. Knoles was in uniform for the first time and may add strength to the outfield. Coach Bond gave the a set of signals which they used in the batting practice before the four-inning game, and the hit and run was tried several times. There was also a good drill in bunting. A practice game will probably be played with the freshmen this afternoon, and from now on the practices will begin at 3:30 instead of 4 o'clock which has been the regular time. SPORT BEAMS The Kansas City Polytechnic Institute track team has scheduled due meets with the Haskell Indians, William Jewell College and Wentworth Military Academy and a meet will probably be scheduled with the Warrenburg Normals. The Ames baseball team will open the season Saturday, with the Camp Dodge nine as their opponents. Clyde Williams is coaching the Ames team. The Annual Drake Relay Carnival will be held April 20 at Des Moines. Thirty men were out for the trials at the University of Nebraska last Friday to decide who should represent the Huskers at the meet. Three Greek letter baseball leagues have been formed at the Ohio State University and games will begin next week. The freshmen, who were not allowed to play last year, will be in the lineup this year. Baseball and track workout have been suspended for two or three days at Colorado State College because of snow and cold weather. The University of Oklahoma baseball team opened the season at Norman today, with the World's Champion Chicago White Sox as their opponents. Gets Government Position The freshmen at the University of Indiana emulated the K. U. Fresh nine last Thursday and tied the Varsity team, 6-6. The game at Indiana went ten innings. Gets Government Position Prof. S. J. Hunter of the department of entomology has just received word from Jess Gardner A.B. '17, that he has been appointed as entomologist by the Federal Government at Wellington, Kan. Mr. Gardner majored in the department of entomology and since his graduation has been with Thrift & Co., in Kansas City. Harry J. Tackler of the department of entomology returned Monday from Kansas City, Kan, where he has been inspecting a shipment of trees and shrubs just sent over from Holland. These specimens are both flowering and fruit bearing and are to be distributed throughout Kansas. A war saver is a life saver! Buy War-Savings Stamps! Murphy Runs Half Mile In Remarkable Time Quarter Events Mile, and Two-Mile Were Rather Slow Yesterday Murphy ran an unusual race last night in the half-mile the first night that any attempt has been made this season to make good time on the outdoor track. He covered the distance in 2 minutes 5-4 seconds, which is remarkable time for so early in the season with a soft track and cold weather. Murphy timed the indoor track at Convention Hall was little better than this. He ran away from the other three runners in the race. Rice was going well in the high jump, and cleared 5 feet 10 inches. The quarter mile was won by Cleft in comparatively slow time. Ralph Rodkey hurt his hip again in this race and finished in poor shape. The mile was run in 5 minutes 6 seconds, with Hunt and Dewail leading the field of four or five runners. In the two mile Oglevie, Hanna, and Buffington came in good shape, but the time was 11 minutes, which is slow. Hobart started work on the hurdles again this afternoon and several other men are expected out for that hopelessly weak event this year. More men are coming out this week in a last hope to get into trim for the race, and many are expected afternoon. The meet is scheduled to at 4 o'clock and will be run off according to the Missouri Valley schedule of events. Uhls Announces Tryouts For Tennis, Saturday Six Players to be Selected, Only One "K" Man From Last Kenneth Uhls, tennis captain, is anxious that there be a large number out for the tennis tryout on the University courts, Saturday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock. There is an opening for six players, who will be selected at Saturday's tryout. Year Uhs was in Lawrence Saturday and speaks enthusiastically for the outlook of the team. In all probability K. U. will play the Kansas Agries, Ames, Missouri, and Oklahoma. Uhs will enter in the school of Medicine at Rosedale at Saturday. The team may practice some days on the courts at Rosedale. Ulisi is the only man of last year's team back this year. Allie Cowell, gunned down, is now in the service. Two men from the captain may be given K's this year. And Still the Iceman Makes His Morning Call And yet the University tries to conserve. We eliminate, cut down, do without, economize, and in sunny ways do our bit toward "winning the war." The latest wrinkle has been to abolish bottled water in an effort to cut down expenses. The coolers in the various buildings are idle, and the students either go gristly or imbibe of the watery sediment which issues from the drinking fountains. Chocolate caramels, coconut tops Cleveland's choice and marshalows—none like Wiedemann's—Adv 'Tis all very well, but—the ice man has not been notified. Around he trudges each morning filling the coolers with ice, with an air of philanthropic self-satisfaction at lessening the sufferings of a thirsting humanity. The Republican party has announced as its party slogan, "Win The War Now." Mrs. F. M. Loomas has opened an exclusive kodak finishing studio in the Jackson Building, Room 3, 922 Massachusetts Street. Kodak films developed free for the printing. Eastman films for sale, always fresh. ANNOUNCEMENT Hotel Muelebach BALTHAM AVENUE AND TWENTY STREET Kansas City Mo. 500 New Fireproof Room Rate from $200 Under the Personal Direction of S.J. WHitmore and Joseph Reschel City Water Is Now Safe; Drinking Fountains Used Because the city water has been pronounced safe for use as drinking water, twenty new white drinking fountains have been placed in the University buildings since April 1. Every building on the campus now has one fountain and most of the larger buildings have two or more. Use of the distilled water was discontinued April 1. The reason given by John M. Shea, superintendent of buildings and grounds, for the new arangement is that the use of the distilled water is much greater in warm months and the price on the bottled distilled water has been recently advanced. Since the service was discontinued ice cool drinking water has been dispensed with necessarily. The cost of the white sheets of paper for individual drinking cups runs up to more than $20 a month, according to Mr. Shea, and this together with the increase in price in water and the increased consumption of ice and water caused the old system to break. The use of waxed cups such as were furnished last year would take an increase of $150 a month. Alexander Johnston, '12, has been promoted to a major, Judge Advocate, on February 20, 1918. Major Johnston enlisted October 4, 1917, and ranked a captain. He is now on his way to France, being in the overseas service. CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass 917 Mass. St. Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemstitching and Picoting—10c yd Remedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's The eighty musicians in the Minne- applis Symphony Orchestra, which will appear in Robinson Gymnasium, April 22, represent nearly all the powers now at war. When hostilities first broke out in Europe, Conductor Emil Oberhoffer forbade any kind of international controversy at rehearsals, and told his men that they constituted an American orchestra. All Warring Nations Represented in Orchestra—All Buy Liberty Bonds The result of such a ruling has been quite harmonious, and every program given by the orchestra since February 1, 1917, when the United States broke off diplomatic relations with Germany, has been opened with "Americs" and closed with the "Star-Spangled Banner." The Minnesota Symphony is consistently American. At one rehearsal, during the first Liberty Loan drive, the musicians subscribed $13,000. Seats for the concert which will be given April 22, will go on sale at the Round Corner Drug Store and the Registrar's office Wednesday morning. Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass CHS Minneapolis Symphony Thoroughly American ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort Meet your appetite at our table. 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These boots are higher in cut than usual, and built along strict requirements measuring up to the army standards, having the famous Munson last. The soles are reinforced. Stop in and see them— $11 a pair OTTO FISCHER —Pay a little more, 'tis wise economy— Fifteen K. U. Teachers Have Accepted Positions The following graduates and Seniors have accepted positions in the high schools of the state: Rachel Sankee, Neodesha; Mary Brownlee, Neodesha; Ruth Rule, Salt Lake City; Helen Benefiel, Harper; Lena Rogers, Augusta; Mary Ellen Smith, Shattuck, Okla.; Lockie Dryden, Dodge City; Mabel Duncan, Arkansas City; Katherine Reding, Winfield; Polly Smith Harris, Agenda; Lucia Shukers, Neodesha; Frederica Johnson, Ellinwood; Mary Van Arsale, Downs; Edna Dolecek, Dighton; J. H. Clement, Junction City In spite of the fact that dates are becoming more scarce these days, one young woman kept a fellow waiting on the telephone the other day while she flipped a coin to see if she should accept a date. If it was accepted, she would not. If she did, she would not. The coin was quite slick and she could not tell which it was so she borrowed a penny and it fell head up. She went. OLD TIMER Julius is in town today and tomorrow. He pays highest war prices for your garments. AT HIAWATHA HOTEL Phone 60 Let's Keep the Torch Burning Let's Keep the Buy Liberty Bonds "Glo" in Old Glory Third Liberty Loan STATUE OF LIBERTY Ober's NARROWFOOT QUITTERS WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business WHICH? $22.50 or $17.00 $30.00 or $21.00 Are you buying Store value or Clothes value? We have but two prices $17 and $21. We have no end of season sales, no credit accounts and their losses, no free deliveries and by cutting out all these unnecessary expenses are enabled to give regular $22.50 and $30.00 values for $17 and $21 Careful comparison of Style, Fit, Tailoring, Linings and Fabrics will prove this to your satisfaction. 829 Mass. St. Skofstad $ UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN NUMBER 125 VOLUME XV. Haddock Is Entered In Pentathlon Event At Penn Relay Games Javelin Rice Also to Represent K. U. In High Jump and Marshall Haddock, a sophomore in the University, has been entered in the pentathlon at the Penn Relay games at Philadelphia, April 26, Coach W. O. Hamilton announced today. This special event will include the 200-meter dash, 1,500 meter run, the broad jump, discus, and javelin. He will also be entered in the 100-yard dash and discus, and Jayhawkers expect him to do his best work in these two events because he has never been entered in this five-event specialty. Carl Rice, star high jumper, is expected to show well in this event and may place in the javelin which he has been working with since last year. He has been entered in both events in the Eastern meet. The entry of Haddock in the pantathon was a surprise to the Kansas track fans, but they feel confident that he will do well for, well his all-round ability in the dashes and weight events should count enough points for him. His best work is in the 220-yard dash, and the 200-meter race is a little longer than this event. He is an excellent discus thrower and last spring showed some form in tossing the javelin. His showing in the broad jump is expected to be only fair, because he has never competed in this event. The 1,500-meter run will be his weakest event in all likelihood, for Haddock is not a distance runner. His longest race has been the quarter mile K. U. Engineers' Work In Standards Bureau Highly Complimented Experiments With Electrical Devices Found Especially Successful He especially complimented the School of Engineering on the work that its men are doing with experiments in electrical devices in the laboratories of the Bureau of Standards. "I can safely say that K. U. has as many men doing excellent work in our bureau at any school in the west," said E. R. Shepard, associate electrical engineer, in the Bureau of Standards at Washington, in a lecture Tuesday afternoon in Marvin Hall. Mr. Shepard is on his way to the Pacific Coast and is stopping at the larger schools of the country to tell of the work being done by his bureau. He exhibited lantern slides showing the laboratories and workshops in which tests and experiments were being made for new inventions and instruments which, if successful, will be used in the department as part of the ordnance equipment. He talked especially of the many attempts to perfect a submarine detector which thus far, the bureau has been unsuccessful in perfecting. Mr. Shepard is anxious, he said, to procure the services of more technical men in his work. Nearly all of the men who are now working in the laboratories are men who have been taken from the colleges and technical schools of the country. He advised the instructors not to do all that is possible in turning out engineers who are in demand by the government at this time. Mr. Shepard is speaking at the Agricultural College in Manhattan today. Coach Wedell Chooses First Freshman Nine The first cut of the season was made in the freshman squad Tuesday afternoon by Coach Dutch Wedell. Twelve players were picked to make up the nucleus of the team this year. A few other promising freshmen will probably be picked in the near future from the remaining candidates. The men picked Tuesday were: Brite and Desmond, catchers; Marxen and Pierce, pitchers; Harms, first base; McClead, second base; Murphy, third base; Vernillon, fourth base; Shields, Vermillion, Palmer, and Jukins, outfielders. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 10, 1918. Kanza will call on Alpha Xi Delta Thursday night 7 to 8 o'clock. Students Give Number Of Books to Soldiers Two boxes of books, containing about 80 volumes, have been collected at Spooner Library by University students for the soldiers. The books reflect the idea of University students concerning what they consider worth reading. Most of the books are of scientific nature or classies. There are two volumes of Shakespeare's complete works, volumes of Whittier, Lowell, Burns, Longfellow, and Field and several novels by Dickens, Thackeray, Elliot, and Blackmore. Books on modern fiction are in the minority, but works on science, history, and mythology are popular. The War Here and Over There CASUALTY LIST LEAPS A casualty list, the first issued for the American forces in France for the last six days, released under instructions from Secretary Baker reports 447 dead, wounded, or missing. The heaviest toll for this period was April 5, when 124 casualties were reported. Eighteen were killed in action, eleven died of wounds, twenty-one were captured, four died of accident, forty-six died of disease, three died of unknown causes, 103 were severely wounded and 241 were slightly wounded. The report also shows the number of casualties, the average being about forty, while the average daily loss for this list indicates a loss of seventy-four. No addresses are given because of the enforced censorship and the list has been withheld because of an order saying that all news must come from Pershing's headquarters. Some of the casualties are believed to have been among the engineer units in the great Picardy battle still raging. The Germans are attacking in France on an eleven-mile from 'from Givenchy and a point near Fleurbaix. When caught working on the railroad near the great battlefield in France, American engineers seized their already provided weapons and fought like tigers against the Huns, the press reports say. Ireland is to be given self government if they will agree to conscription for military service. A huge attack has been launched by the Hum hordes north of Arras. The United States Steel Corporation has announced that it has subscribed thirty-five million dollars to the Third Liberty Loan. OF COURSE THEY LOVE TO READ the camp libraries are being filled with unusual books, according to the Outlook. One church reading-room sent the "Elise" books; another sent "Snappy Stories." Some kind and cheerful soul sacrificed to the cause file of "The Undertakers' Review." About one thousand Red Cross nurses are now in New York awaiting sailing orders, while more than a thousand nurses are engaged in active service in France. According to Washington, the country is threatened with a huge surplus of potatoes, and everybody is being asked to substitute them for bread and meat as much as possible. We must very largely substitute for the habit of breaking bread that of breaking the jacket of a well-baked potato—The Nation. "Don't shock the sensibilities of your officer friend by asking him if he is 'home on furlough'," says "The Writer." "Officers, if they are fortunate, come home on leave." Only privates and non-coms have furloughs." The death rate of Red Cross nurses on duty in France is very low, it does not exceed one in a thousand. That the feet of American soldiers will not grow weary on the long road to Berlin, the army is in need of wool socks, more wool socks, and still more wool socks. It is too warm now for the soldiers to need sweaters or helmets or mufflers. But the demand for wool socks, worn in the army summer and winter by the experienced, is growing as more men take up arms.-Kansas City Star. Professor L. N. Flint of the department of journalism, is ill again and unable to meet his classes. Trenches Prove Hearts of Men Lieutenant Wint Smith, K. U.'17, Writes of Experiences on Tour of French Front Line The following was written within four hundred yards of Kaiser Bill's children. I kept writing a little every day, and the reason it is finished is because none of the Kaiser's shells found a resting place near me. Fritz didn't know that I was visiting across the street from him, and I didn't report the fact, for he has a way all his own of treating visitors. To My Friends: Somewhere on the French Front, Month of February, 1918. The following account is not meant to be a complete narrative nor a piece of pure description, but is meant to present my observations and experiences during a ? day's trip to the front. These humorous events as well as serious ones happen just as in every day life. I left my home station at 10 o'clock on a train that should have arrived at 8. In reply to your query as to why trains are late or the soup is cold the French always reply, "C'est la guerre." I think all French trains are owned by the Missouri Pacific, or, at least, if they are not, they are run on a Missouri Pacific schedule. On arriving at the station for which I was destined, and from which I was to take an automobile through the countryside to the front I spent a very pleasant half hour searching my dictionary for French words, and looking about the town for hidden streets which lie just to "adroit or agouche" from where you are standing. I finally found the town major's office and was informed that this particular town mayor did not handle military affairs as is the custom in many towns. Of course I was supposed to know this. However, after due inquiry and much fumbling of the French language, I found the car that was to meet me at the station. I entered the car and was jerked away from the station out to a fine French road, where our only diversion was stopping for sentries, dodging vehicles, and splashing thin, white mud on pedestrians we passed. In the wind was an odor such as one would get from no place except a stretch of earth, soaked by months of dreary rain, torn by thousands of shells, littered with all kinds of material wreckage and strewn with the wasted bodies of fallen men. As we neared the front lines a big gun sent CAR FOUND AT LAST In passing a Frenchman on the road one can always tell just how far he has walked. If he is just nicely speckled he has walked about a mile; if he is well camouflaged he has walked about two miles; and if he is completely masked he has been walking about an hour. The road followed a never-ending line of trees over hill and vale, along poplar-lined canals and through picturesque villages smugly tucked away under tree-clad hills or lined along winding streams. At last we arrived at Army Head army to corps, from corps to division regiment to battalion. From the battalion I was taken to a dugout and shown my sleeping quarters, which was in a typical trench dugout. MUD PRESENT EVERYWHERE The whole scene helps one to realize what the catacombs were like, and how people must have suffered in them. CANDLE MEASURES SHELL SHOCK Here one never hears any noise from the war that is going on above. Only a laint jar is felt now and then when a large shell explodes. The candle that is always present acts as a guide to find the distance of the shell, for with every explosion the flame flickers, the flicker varying with the distance and the intensity of the explosion. At last you reach the bottom and find yourself in a long underground gallery, along the sides of which are bunks for men to sleep on. Along the sides of the gallery men sit huddled together, elbow to elbow. They are smoking, eating pieces of bread and cheese, writing letters by the aid of feeble candle rays or staring blankly at the wall in front of them. Their legs are wrapped in blankets and their heads are bundled up in muffins, about the size of your hand, much in available space, are rifles, cartridges, cartridge belts, helmets, wine flasks and empty sand bags. A draft of air sweeps by laden with tobacco smoke and the steaming breath of the men. The floor is covered with mud of many months. There are hours at a time when one never, never hearss any noise of the war. Once, while I was following my guide up the trenches there was no sound save a distant rumble of guns perhaps five miles away. This soon stopped and no sound could be heard except that which we made as we slushed along through the mud. Overhead a hazy moon shown through a flimy cloud; a few stars shown through speckling the western sky, and a soft wind was blowing from off the shell-torn earth. Upon entering such a dugout one walks up a winding trench whose sides are continually being washed down by the rain. The bottom of the trench is covered with from four to five inches of thin ooze. As you pass down the trench you come to an opening in the side of the trench. Here you break down a pass which holds somewhere into the underground Out of this passage foul, warm air is issuing. You enter the opening and descend through the darkness, feeling your way down the muddy, slimy quarters. We were passed along fro from division to regiment, and fro a shell whining overhead, a machine gun spattered, and all was quiet again. As far as sounds were concerned one might as well have been on the broad plains of western Kansas. GOING TO BED SIMPLE MATTER As it grows dark at the front side begins to send up flares and rockets which light up the landscape as brilliantly as the sunshine. These lights are shot up by means of pistols made especially for illuminating work. As the rocket starts to descend it explodes and a bright calcium light fastened to a parachute comes floating down. While these lights are burning shadows dance ghostlike over the ground, and the machine guns sputter at all suspicious signs. One has rather a strange feeling as he descends into a former Boche house over the ground, and the machine guns sputter at all suspicious signs. What RATS QUARREL AT NIGHT During the night I was awakened by a rat jumping off one of the narrow shelves on me. A few minutes later another rat jumped on me from this same shelf. Upon investigation I found that my helmet was obstructing the rats' passage on this particular shelf. Of course I removed my helmet and gave them a clear path. Later in the night I was awakened by rats quarrelling over the right to search in my toilet articles. I set up a trap and shot them, the militants with my trench cane. The next morning the French were amazed by my atrocious deed. They began telling me about great numbers of their comrades who had been killed on the day they were so thoughtless as to kill a rat. Of course I was glad to hear all this, since it was so cheering. He mutilated me, who came as me when I had the mumps and exclaimed, "Land sakes! You look just like brother Henry did before he died with the mumps." EFFECTS OF SHILLING TOLD I got up early that morning to go with the major on his morning round of inspection. We were just preparing to start when the Boche decided it was time to put over a few shells. When the bombardment started we could hear the voices of the cannon of all sizes and at all distances. (Continued on page 3) Laslett Takes Charge Of Basketball Team Captain-elect "Scrubby" Laslett has charge of the Varsity basketball squad and is working with them every night at' Robinson Gymnasium. Miller, Matthews, Bunn, Fearing, and Lonborg are still in school from this year's Varsity club. Captain Uhrlaub is in school, but will graduate this spring. Mandeville has enlisted. The freshmen have some good men we are out for the Varsity practices and will be out the varsity style of play this spring. Plain Tales From The Hill THE END OF A PLAIN TALE A little black rat in the garbage can Back of the Kansan office, Germany, passed away Society editor and axen writer. Society editor and even Prof. L Stub excitement! Such excitement! In water and orange peels, The little rat squeeled as it thrashed around. In water and orange peels, Society editor jumps off the ground So terrificly frightened she feels. Much excitement! The shivering rat crouches, all read to spring! Its beady eyes look imploring, It crushes its head on the garbage can Found on a menu slip of a Lawrence restaurant: "Our bored by the weak can't be beet." It curls its tail, its nose it ran, Death is the only thing. No excitement! Several men on the Hill have a mania for collecting pictures of K. U. women for their art galleries and their acquisition instinct is so developed that they will even buy pictures if a young woman does not give them a life size portrait. A Senior girl was approached recently by one of these collectors and she said she had no picture. She was truthful in the matter because she had no picture (for him.) The man refused to accept this answer and he visited several photographers to learn if she was having any pictures made. "And they killed men like Lincoln." All students familiar with the study of rocks in geology, know that certain scratching tests are made upon rocks to determine the kind of a rock it is. The other day a student held up a piece of apatite rock (which he thought was apatite rock but was not sure), and inquired of the instructor as to what kind of a rock it was. "Have you scratched it yet?" asked the instructor. "I haven't any file to scratch my apatite with," replied the student innocently. Where oh where is the maid so fair who does not in her heart so hold the image of a soldier bold. Letters fast fly 'ofer the wire and fill the maiden's heart with fire. The sight of a special or parcel post leaves her a total wreck—almost. All she can think of is "over there" and of him so tall and brave and fair. One eve as she sat alone she saw her heart be throbbing. Her heart and pulse were throbbing fast —for she was to hear his voice at last! Long distance what's that you say—that he wants me to pay! Well do—what will I do?"—Just please tell him that I am through." Now the Kollege Kick— Yes, It's a Real Dance The W. S. G. A. will give the "K college Kick" in F. A. U. Hall Saturday night, April 20. Haley and Bevenice from Kansas City will play, Prof. and Mrs. Arthur MacMurray will chaperone. The dance is being given to raise money for the various student activities in which the Association is interested. This year contributions have been made to the Red Cross, the Y. M. C. A. Friendship Fund, and to other movements for war relief. A French orphan was also adopted for the year. Part of the yarn used in the knitting classes first semester was purchased by the Association and money was given for the Thanksgiving and Christmas boxes sent by the University to Company M at Camp Doniphan. A scholarship is given each year. Formly the May Fete was given for the benefit of the student council but this year no fete will be given because of the war. Send the Daily Kansan home. Annual Spring Election Of W.S.G.A. Candidates Will Be Held Friday Hottest Fight Is for Junior Representatives—Two Places For Five Candidates Ten candidates are now in the race for class representatives for the executive council of the Woman's Student Government Association. The hottest fight will be for the office of junior representatives. Five candidates handed in their petitions at the regular meeting of the council Tuesday night. Two are to be elected. The candidates are Rilla Hammer, Dothette Dawson, Lora Keeler, Eloise McNutt, and Ruth Bottomley. Election will be held Friday, April 12, in the Museum. The polls will be open from 8 until 3 o'clock. Only two candidates, Helen Peffer and Carol Martin have petitioned as candidates for senior representative. Petitions for Frances Flynn, Dorothea Engle and Katherine Glendenning for the post. Were accepted by the council. Varsity Nine Playing In Mid-Season Form Defeats Freshman Scoreless First String Men Scored Three Runs and Held Yearlings Scoringless The Varsity nine again defeated Coach Wedell's freshman team in a five-inning practice game, Tuesday afternoon, by a 3-0 score. The game was fast and both teams were playing in mid-season form. The only runs of the game were scored by the Var-Softs and the Bats and two errors by the freshmen Bunn caught for the Varsity and Caler worked on the mound. The same line up was used in the infield and outfield as was used Monday, with Lonborg on third, Foster on short, Cherry playing second and Uhrlau on first. Weltmil, Smith and Oyster made the outfield. Brite and Desmond worked behind the bat for the freshmen and sophomores in box. The infield and outfield was used, with Lashely, Murphy, McClead and Harmes making up the inner defense and Shields, Vermilion, Judkins and Palmer in the outfield. The Varsity infield was working more smoothly than at any other time this season and not an error was marked up. Foster at short play excelled baseball and his work with Cherry around second base was the feature of the practice. The shifting of Cherry from short stop to second base makes the infield look much stronger, both from a fielding and batting standpoint, as Foster's hitting will add considerable offensive power. Isnerberg, who was out for the team earlier in the season, but quit two weeks ago because of outside work, will be out again this week and his presence will make the competition between the infielders very keen. Isnerberg played second base and short stop on last year's freshman nine. Caler pitched good ball throughout for the Varsity and only in the last innning did the freshmen give him trouble. Then, with three men on bases and two out, Shields, the last yearling to bat, flied to Smith for the third out. The freshman got four hits off Caler, but two of them were of the scratch variety. The Varsity gathered only four hits but they came at the right time to produce three runs. Foster led off with a walk in the third and Smith got on by an error, Foster advancing to second. Foster stole third and scored when Lonbong singled to left field. Coffelt To Aviation Gola W. Coffelt, fa17, has been called to active service in aviation and will report at San Antonio, Texas. Thursday, Mr. Coffelt enlisted last December and has been attending the University while waiting for his call. He has been active in the Glee Club and has been singing in the chair of the Congregational Church this year. Alpha Xi Delta will give a house party April 19, 20 and 21 for a number of high school girls who expect to attend the University next year. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 10, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kairo EDITORIAL STAFF BUSINESS STAFF Vivian Sturgeon... Editor-in-chief James Hardace... Associate Editor Nathan Neumann... New Editor Howard Morgan... T. Editor Helen Petley... Society Editor Michael Poby... Society Editor NEWS STAFF BUSINESS STAFP Fried Righ. Business Assist. Wavne Wilson Assistant Herman Hunger Remembrance Milward Hill Floyd Hockenbull Alice Bowley Alice Bowley STAFF Morgan Brian Donald Davis Dorothy Cole Roger Triplet Luther Hangen (Luther Hangen Ferd. Gottlieb Entered as second-class mail matter attorney, and was appointed by Lawrence W. Bancroft, under the act of March 1948. Subscription price $2.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 68. Published in the afternoon five times a week of Kannad, from the press of the De- partment of Kannad. F The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of our students, often further than merely printing the news on paper or printout; we vesty holds; to play no favorable; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be smart; to wiser heads; in all, to serve the students of the University. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10, 1918. CANDY YOU MAY EAT College people, more than any other class of Americans, are affected with an insatiable desire for candy and sweets. Now with war upon us it has become necessary to use precaution as to what kind of candy may be bought to save sugar. The Food Administration says that it is possible to eat candy and satisfy your sweet tooth, and still be a patriot if care is used in selecting the kinds of candy that contain a minimum rather than a maximum amount of sugar. To aid in the selection of war-time candy the administration has listed in four groups the candies containing a minimum amount of sugar. The first group includes chocolate-coated candies with nut and fruit centers especially t the old-fashioned chocolate creams with the bitter-sweet coating, and uncoated candies such as nougatines, Turkish pastes, and similar varieties. There is an abundance of chocolate; it is pure and wholesome and has high food value. Marshmallows and similar candy comprises the third group. They may be eaten plain, toasted, dipped in chocolate, rolled in coconut and in many other palatable forms, also popcorn confections. The second group includes "hard boiled candies" such as lemon drops, stick candy, fruit tablets, peanut bars, peanut brittle, glace nuts and the like. In this group may also be placed molasses candies, such as taffies and kisses. In the fourth group are included gundrops, jellies, jelly beans and the like, giving a wide variety of candy made from pure and wholesome ingredients and containing a minimum amount of sugar. In eating candy in any of these four groups the consuming public is doing two definite things to aid conservation. First, it is saving sugar without neglecting the great American sweet tooth; second, it is enabling the confectioners to continue their industry and employ their labor as usual. More than one French student has nearly gone mad trying to translate a solo rendered in French. APATHY IS HERE War has brought many changes to the University of Kansas. But the most hopeless thing which has developed is the wave of apathy which has swept over the University campus. Students appear in classes with a nonchalance which is suggestive of their having been gassed. The lack of spirit is distressing. Men come out for track occasionally and irregularly. The baseball squad this season is noticeable for its lack in numbers. In a war year, all the read-the-score-at-home contingent should go into the field, if only in preparation for service. Yet this year fewer men have tried for the teams. There should be some effort to make up in quantity what is lacking in quality and yet this year there have been fewer to try for the teams. Debating has never been so poorly attended and so little interest given to it by the students of the University. In dramatics alone has there been anything like the usual interest shown. There have been the necessary coaches and the proper management. But still things have drifted. An old K. U. man who has been h. Lawrence for the last two months remarked that he had not heard a Jayhawker yell since he had been in town. School spirit was nil to him, he said. The war is partially to blame for this self-satisfied feeling. Why should we have a rally? The University is moving along in fairly good shape. Who cares who becomes president of the Men's Student Council? He is sure to be a worthy student because he goes to the University of Kansas. The women of the University have a nice lady-like election recently. The candidates were nice and were sure of getting the offices, because they had no competition. Few went to the polls to vote. More apathy. The track team recently lost three of its best athletes. But there has been no rush of men to fill these places. Let the other fellow go out and take care of those places. The other man is good enough to represent the University. Why should I go out for the team? There is only one old man back trying for the Jayhawker baseball team. The team is a nine of younger men. Too few are trying for each position. Tennis is still in its infancy this year, with little hope of its getting out of it. It has been a long drag for most students. Many have left for the service. The interest of many has been scattered. Studies have suffered and the student body has assumed a perpetually bored air. Even in the matter of freshmen caps, the sophomores have watched the green yearlings pass by minus his distinctive headgear. Who cares whether they wear caps since the University Senate takes away the means of enforcing this hallowed convention? The University has men in service who are doing things in the world war. There is no better time than the present for a little proof that all the ginger has not gone into the army. BUT- It was at the last concert. The student knew good music when he heard it but he could not appreciate the continuous whistling, humming, and keeping time with his foot that the musically artistic person sitting behind him was doing. Of course, the artistic person was having a fine time and was in his glory, but— The Kaiser's ailment has been diagnosed at last. A Chicago professor calls it "Megalomania." If you or I had the disease the friends of our enemies would diagnose it as "swelled head." The ears of one of the alto players in the navy band wiggled as he blew. This seems to be a case of playing by ear. Young Man—"Please come out in the garden with me?" Fair Coad—"Then I don't want to go." Froth. The Quartermaster, (to new arrival): "Now, my lad, what do you want?" Fair Coed— "Oh no, I mustn't go out without a chaperone." Young man—"But we won't need one." The New Arrival: "I hear you keep hirts. Will you show me some, please?"—S sketch. Prize Poem Contest Is Opened In the Kansan HEAR YE! HEAR YE! The following judges have consented to serve for the Kansan Prize Poem Contest: Professors Hoopes and Wattles of the department of English and Professor Humble of the School of Law. The editors of the Kansan will act as a preliminary clearing house and publish every day for many days what is worth the judges' while to consider. Candidates for Kansan laureatehops are urged to get their heart-thrubs and soul-sueethings in early because the contest is likely to close most any time sine die or ipso facto or something like that which might mean you get no warning and there's no opening the gate of heaven the second time. Besides the honor there is a prize, a real prize, given by the Kansan. Fred Rigby gives it in person. It is a book, not the kind of volume you use to get—"The Last Days of Pompeii" or "Last of the Mohicans" or last of anything—this is the first of something. It is the Treasury of War Poetry collected from all writers both sides of the Atlantic, classified according to theme as well as to geographical situation of source. Houghton Mifflin Company publish it. Furthermore, Fred Rigby will be one of the foremost of the lower prize court. The idea he has not the additional quality of saving space and insists on being effusive he may have to tell you that genius is cheap when paper is high. But he really feels kindly about this whole matter. Recently he was overheard saying, "I do like pomes, honestly I do!" And Fred meant what he said. Send or bring your poems to the Kansan office, then. Address them to the Contest Editor, for he is the delegated receiver of all dedications to te Muses. The compositors are waiting. Never mind their wicked grims. They who have set up Browning may yet find his successor in the University of Kansas. Fireside Memories Verne Boyd Hear that pitter, patter, patter Of the drops of rain without, See them spitter, spatter spatter —Tit-Bits. See them spitter, spatter, spatter As they drop from the spout. Close your window, poke the fire Get out the wormy corn to parch, String the apples on the wire, Add him this is good March Pull up the chair for our Padre Here Sister Ann take the knitting Of our kind and gentle Madre And see her feet has a sitting. I have my hands full, och! The corn is burning black. —Life. Quick! get some salt from the pouch And pull those baked apples back. "man dat knows what he ja'kis训" "bout," said Uncle Eben, "is liable not to be as interestin' as do one dat don't be" "you know long as he's keepin' you entertained." Now draw nigh you willow chair, Jerk off an apple from the spit. Mother that will beat any eclair Made by a soda jerker's mitt. Ah, this is grand old March Come forget about the Dutch Forget that Caesar lost all his starch By the bloody Liberators' touch. It all happened in this month, Even the Kaiser and the Turk Have sought to slay and to hunt But not with a Roman's dirk. To get the senators' gum in his hair And be pulled around by the ear. Even our President takes his chair In this month of the year Although Alfred had arrived at the age of twenty-one years he showed no inclination either to pursue his studies or in any way adapt himself to his father's business. "Maybe he hasn't found himself yet," consoled the confidential friend. "Isn't be rifted in any way?" "I don't know what I will ever make of that son of mine," bitterly complained his father, a hustling business man. A GIFTED SON Come this is the beginning of spring. The last of famous old March, Don't you hear those birds sing "Gifted?" quered the father, "Well, I should say he is! He ain't got a darned thing that wasn't given to him." Ho! the worms, forward march. Camouflage Clothing Camouflage clothing looks like what it is not. It is an imitation of something that is real. It is "store window clothing"—fairly good for display purposes, but not built to stand the rigid test of wear. 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Of- fices: Jackson Ridg, 327 Mass. DR. OR-LCP—Eye. Ear. Nose and cheek. Glass work guaranteed. Dick Building. KEEELER'U BOOK STORE—Quiz books. The theme paper盘, the theme drawing supplies. Pictures and picture framing. Agency and typewriter. 395 Mass. Street. PLAY BALL! Base ball outfits and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic Store of Lawrence KENNEDY & ERNST 826 MASS. ST. APRIL 10.1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Trenches Prove Hearts of Men (Continued from page 1) Near us we were the field guns and away away we the big siege guns. Soon after the firing began we heard the barking of a stalker inside of the French 75's in retaliation. When one hears the whistle of a shell overhead the danger is already past. The shells that burst overhead come in all unhelaled. Sometimes they come in salvos of three or four and often they come singly. The explosive report of shrapnel is always followed by the hum of flying balls. The big trench mortals al-arab are earth tremble when they explode, shrapnel drops as if they were mere twigs, and the big contact shells make hole eight or ten feet across and send clouds of earth forty or fifty feet into the air Finally the shelling ceased just as suddenly as it had begun, and we went out of our shelters and started on our tour of the trenches. It was early morning and the air was chilly and damp with fog that hung about in all the low places. Men were standing about their weapons ready to repel any surprise attack, and piled about them were stores of grenades and ammunition. Some of the men were eating bread and cheese. They were all muddy of course, for during their turn in the front trenches they are never permitted to sleep except with their clothes all on ready for instant action. DOGS USED AS SENTRIES **DOGS USED AS SENSIBLE LISTERS** As they go fishing, the trenches we met in French soldiers leading a couple of french dogs. Upon inquiry I found that these two dogs had been with one of the companies for the last two years. They are used as sentries at night. During the day they live in the dugouts and share the best of food with the men. As soon as night comes the dogs are taken up to the foremost observation posts where they stay throughout the night. At all the observation posts there is a specially prepared implementation for them where they lie with their heads just above the parapet, watching and listening for any unusual signs of danger. In the lead of danger they warn their companions by a low, barely audible growl. Throughout their two years in the trenches they have never been known to bark. About the hour of 8 o'clock men came plodding up the trenches from the kitchens in the rear with buckets of hot soup. Here and there they took shelter to let a shell explode and scatter its deadly pieces about the trench. A man carrying food must be doubly cautious. MEN DROWNED IN CRATER HOLES The sights in a strip of country that has been the scene of a deadly engagement leave an indelible impression on the mind. To describe them is impossible, for words cannot paint the picture of a modern battle ground. This particular battleground was once a forest of good sized trees, but all of the forest that now remains are a few splintered tree trunks that have survived the deadly shell fire. The ground has been torn and return by shells, making craters of all sizes which are now filled with green water which, in some of the craters, is deep enough for a man to drown in. In fact I have heard of several wounded Frenchmen being drowned while crossing this section at night. Scattered about in such a place is wreckeage of all kinds. The first thing that strikes your attention is the masses of marled and twisted barbed wire that has been placed before the trenches. Amidst this waste of desolation and ruin are all sorts of rusty implements of war—rifles, grenades, machine guns, bayonets, helmets, gas masks and ammunition just as they were left on the day of the battle. BODIES LIE UNBURIED Scattered around among the wreckage are mummy-like forms of fallen Boches. Here and there amid all the wreckage and the bodies one comes occasionally upon a little mound of earth, marked by a small wooden cross bearing the tricolor of France, with its crown of red flowers when I came upon a torn body that had been recently disinterred by a shell. "A Boche," said my interpreter. He showed no more emotion when he said Boche than if he had been speaking of an empty shell case. I stooped down and picked up a name plate that lay shining in the mud nearby. Every soldier must wear one of these identification disks. I picked this one up expecting to find some German name on it, but to my surprise I found the inscription, "Henry Pictc. Chicago. 147 Re." I handed it over to my companion. Immediately his face showed deep emotion. "We thought he had been captured by the Germans," he said. "He was one of our bravest men. He came back from the United States at the beginning of the war to fight for his native country. He has been on the missing side in recent years. October. I must take this identification disc to his company commander." A little later I saw a detail going toward this spot with shavings and a powder. BOCHE SHELLS CEMENT. During my stay at the front I had occasion to visit a small cemetery about a mile back of the lines. In this hallowed spot—and there are many such places along the front—the graves of Alqamis. Their graves, of course, were all pointing toward Mecca. Instead of the cross they had for a headstone the crescent. Not far away were a few mounds that I was told the graves of Protestant soldiers. The graves that interested me most, however, were over in another corner of the cemetery. These were graves of the Chasseurs--those towm whose Boche call "the Blue Devils of France" because the Canadians of the French army. A week before I came to this sector the Chasseurs had placed around the graves of their fellow soldiers a small wood fence, and at each grave erected a large wooden cross bearing the tricolor and a wreath of flowers. The graves were kept, and at the head of each was the fallen hero's helmet. Two days later I passed this spot and, to my surprise, found that the little wooden fences had been demol- A Suit Tailored to Your Measure $15 up Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bldg. 707 Mass. St. Exclusive Agent for Ed. V. Price Clothes Don't Hang Around the Fireside Friday Night— MAKE YOUR DATE for the Nifty Owl Party—— ——Haley and three pieces will play! The major invited me to go with him to inspect a company that was in the reserve. When we arrived at the company headquarters we found it engaged in gas drill, the captain conducting the drill without going through it himself. The major noticed this and said to his orderly, "Let me take your gas mask." The major had forgotten his. Orders forbid a soldier to ever give his gas mask to another, and the orderly hesitated to hand the mask over. The major noticed the IN FRIDAY-APRIL 12 OWL HOP Here was a typical example of the Boche at his work—destroying graves that are of no military value—destroying them because it is his idea of making war. I gazed at the mass of wreckage in horror. Finally the guide said, "Yesterday the Boche fired about a dozen shells into this place because we had placed the little fences around the graves." (Continued on page 4) F. A. U. Hall----8:30 to 1----$1 the Couple Tickets now being sold by Harold Hobart or any member of the Owls. "Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her her e y-e in every posture dignity." - Milton. ished. The crosses were gone and many of the graves were missing. In their place was a ransing hole hole. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK COMEDY IN A GAS MASK Dress your form in a Redfern Corset, and it will immediately assume a natural graceful poise, an ease that impels a desire—a tireless energy for the most fascinating dance to the most athletic sport. "Grace" is a subtle charm, and without graceful background, the most beautiful frock will hang limp and characterless. THE Back Lace Front Lace Wherever sold, skillfully fitted. Chocolate caramels, coconut tops, Cleveland's choice and marshmallows—none like Wiedemann's. -Adv $3.50 up Be consistent in your using of meat—serve. Wiedemann'ts pure, healthful and wholesome ice cream oftener.—Adv. Innes Bullin & Nackman Send the Daily Kansan home. Julius is in town today and tomorrow. He pays highest war prices for AT HIAWATHA HOTEL Phone 60 OLD TIMER Send the Daily Kansan Bome. 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Varsity BUY A LIBERTY BOND AND HELP SOUND THE DEATH KNELL OF HOHENZOLLERNISM IN T O D A Y AND T H U R S D A Y DOUBLE PROGRAM "NAN of MUSIC MOUNTAIN" WALLACE REID "A COUNTRY HERO" ALSO FATTY ARBUCKLE IN FRIDAY AND SATURDAY "THE WHISPERING CHORUS" From Story in All-Story Magazine Produced by CECIL DE MILLE Bowersock TODAY ONLY EDITH STOREY The Most Versatile Actress of the Screen IN "THE CLAIM" THURSDAY EARLE WILLIAMS IN "An AMERICAN LIVEWIRE" FRIDAY HARRY MOREY IN "THE OTHER MAN" .. SATURDAY JACK PICKFORD IN "TOM SAWYER" UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 10,1918. Trenches Prove Hearts of Men (Continued from page 3) (Continued from page 3) soldier's hesitation and said, "I order you to give me my mask, so now you can't refuse me." The orderly started to protest, but the major waved him aside, took the mask and started for the captain who was busily engaged in the gas drill. When the major arrived before the company he said, "Captain, where is your gas mask?" "I forgot it, sir," said the Captain. "I forgot it, sir," said the Captain. "Here, take mine then, and let me see if you know the precribed drill," she said. The captain his borrowed gas mask. It should be explained that orders forbid anything to be carried in the gas mask, but the soldiers carry numerous articles in the masks because they are waterproof. The captain started through the drill and got as far as adjusting the chin in the face piece. He struggled in vain. At last he stopped, and reaching into the mask, drew forth a pair of socks and a package of cigarettes, which he laid carefully on the ground and went on with the drill. After the drill he placed the articles back in their original position and handed the mask back to the major without comment. The major handed the mask back to its owner also without comment. NIGHT PATROL. MOST DANGEROUS Of all the duties a modern soldier has to perform, the one that calls for the great bravery is that of night patrol. In great actions where men fight shoulder to shoulder, men receive a mutual stimulus from one another. Each man becomes his neighbor's support; all are hounded up by the enemy, and every man is as brave as the bravest. In such actions the danger lies only in one direction, and the soldier has time to prepare—to muster all his courage for the shock. But for the little patrol creeping out into No Man's Land, among the wreckage of battle and the mummified bodies of the dead, all this is lacking. Here danger lurks in every direction, and death may come from any shell hole. Advancing over a ground stwn with bodies, a man faces in the shadow of every one of his wolves or kill will lay him cold among them. Under such conditions a man must rely on his own nerve. Yet men go out on such patrols every night, and even volunteer for the service. AVIATORS REAL HEROES The most thrilling sight that one sees at the front is the aeroplanes. Shells whining overhead, shrapnel rattting about the dugouts, and machine guns sputtering from both sides become commonplace to the old trench soldier, but an aeroplane sailing overhead never fails to hold the attention of all. When an aeroplane crosses, circles and recrosses, the enemy's lines while the air all about it is sweaked with the black puffs of exploding shrapnel, which if it hit the machine would send it heading to the earth, the spectator realizes that, after all, the aviators are the real heroes of the war. It is a thrilling sight to see a famous French aviator emerge from behind a large fleecy cloud and go swooping down, firing a machine gun on the enemy trenches. The fliers often come to within a hundred feet of the ground, fly up an enemy trench riddling it with bullets, and finally soar upward again among a perfect hall of shrapnel and bullets. This letter is rather disjointed, for it has been written at odd times. As I finish it I have just come from a last trip up through the lines. It is a fine American night outside with a waning moon sinking toward America. I think that about the only thing here that does not bear the scar of war is the quiet beauty of the stars and moon. The only glorious thing that I have found so far in the trenches is the hearts of the men. They are a group of tired men—men who can never again take up the work they left to fight for the glory of France, but in every man's face one reads the words, "CARRY ON." LANDER THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. Liberty Bond Canvass Will Include Faculty University Employees and Organizations on Hill Will be Solicited A personal canvas will be made among the faculty and employees of the University for boosting the third liberty loan but no direct solicitation will be made from the students, according to Prof. U. G. Mitchell. An urgent invitation to invest in this issue of bonds will be sent to all organizations on the hill, and it is hoped that many of these will come forward for certification will be held and there will be no convoitation for the matter. Mr. Mitchell said the students had been urged to invest in Baby Bonds and thrift stamps, and he thought the majority would not be able to buy the regular bonds. Because of the lack of blanks no work can be done before the last of the week. No definite amount of bonds has been assigned to the University as its share. The amount that was assigned to Douglas County is $400,000. More definite plans as to methods and amounts will be available the last of the week. Candy is not under the food ban—the Food Administration recognizes candy as a food, but it suggests that you select those kinds that contain the least amount of sugar. Chocolate dipped nuts, jelly candies, marshmallows and nut candies are a few varieties approved by Mr. Hoover. All of these and others, you'll find at Wiedemann's—Adv. Mr. Herbert Wheaton Congdon, of New York, who is field secretary of Delta Epilon, is a guest of the Kanza fraternity today. THE GIFT SHOP J. Marks & Son The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence 735 Mass. St. The Original Marks Jewelry Store "We're in Business for Your Health" Welkos Drug Store Formerly Evans' 819 Mass. Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Class ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. Meet your appetite at our table CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemstitching and Picoting—10c yd. Remedial of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. Hotel Murchlebach BALTHAM AVENUE AND TOWER STREET Tampa City, No. marjorie Roby, c18, who has been ill at her home in Topeka, has returned to the University. Alemannia will give a dance Saturday, April 20. 500 New Fireproof Room Rate from $200 Under the Personal Direction of S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Reachi Miss Margaret Lymn, an honorary member of Theta Sigma Phi, will give a tea Thursday afternoon in honor of Mrs. Florence Finch Kelly of New York. The guest will include members and pledges of Theta Sigma Phi. DISTINCTIVE SPRING SUITS AND COATS WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business In beauty of line quality of material and wearing value Printzess Suits and Coats are really remarkable. We are receiving new models in both Suits and Coats by Express, very near every day. Suits ... $16.50 to $45.00 Coats ... $12.50 to $35.00 SPECIAL Silk Skirts in Plain Colors, Plaids and Checks. These skirts are the best values ever shown at $7.00. See Them NEWMARK'S 215 75 Oxfords THE "RITZ" A New Plain Toe Oxford with smart and distinctive style—beautiful cordovan leather with low flange heel—the last is a new English model that will appeal to the man who is looking for something dif- ferent—it is real "U P TOWN" footwear, $10.00 Ober's HEAD-TO-FOOT OUTFITTERS THE KIRSCHBAUM AMERICAN 1954 AUTHORIZED CHURCH Sign for the Churches FOR the young man who wants smart style but beneath it a foundation of solid quality who wants an appropriate, unobtrusive business sack suit-for him, by all means, the Kirschbaum American...Tailored in the Kirschbaum shops and offered in a wide range of cassimeres, worsteds and serges—and every fabric pure wool $20,$25,$30,$35,$40 Engraved on wood for A. B. Kirschbaum Co. O. B. SMITH, A. B., F. C. B., M. D. E. A., J. P. E. A., M. H. G., W. L. K., T. V. W., J. M. Y., N. R. Y., A. O. Y., M. I. Y., F. M. Y., T. M. Y., F. N. Y., D. P. Y., S. Q. Y., A. S. Y., T. S. Y., F JOHNSON & CARL LAWRENCE, KANS. XII UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 126. Lieut. Charles Seward of U.S. Aviation Corps Is Killed in France K. U. Athlete Sailed for Europe About a Month Ago Ago Repulsing a German Raid UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, THURSDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 11, 1918. Withdrew From School Last May to Enter Ft. Riley Camp A message telling of the death of Lieut. Charles D. Seward, the first K. U. aviator to be killed in action overseas was received by the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity this morning from the parents of Lieutenant Seward at Neodesha. "Buck" Seward was one of the best known athletes that the University has produced and has been in France only with a philomath. His callaght to his parents stated that he had been killed in repulsing a German air raid but did not tell where the raid took place. Seward was well known in Missouri Valley athletics and was known especially as a hurdler. He tied the record of Bob Simpson for the low hurdles in Convention Hall in Kansas City at one time and had an enviable record in other athletics. He was a sophomore in the School of Engineering last year and withdrew from the University in May to enter the officers' training camp at Fort Riley. After staying at Fort Riley about six weeks he went to Toronto, Canada, where he took training with the Royal Flying Corps and won the commission of second lieutenant. In November he fell about five hundred feet in his machine and broke two ribs and suffered two injuries from the effects of his fall-he was granted leave of absence and visited at the University, at the time of the Nebraska football game Thanksgiving. Pi Lambda Theta Will Initiate Eight Pledges "Buck" Seward was one of the few aviators who return to the flying game after falling but he announced that flying was the best of sport, and that he expected to keep it up. After his fall and recurred injury, Tempel and surrounded training and was soon afterwards granted a first lieutenant's commission. A card announcing that he had arrived safely over there was received by the fraternity about a month ago. Lieutenant Seward first landed in England and it is supposed later was sent to France. A peculiar circumstance of his voyage was that he sailed in the 'same ship with Harry Boerster of Chanute who was killed in an air raid nigre Paris a few weeks ago and whose wife is a student in the University. Pi Lambda Theta, honorary educational sorority, will hold initiation in the Congregational Church at 5 o'clock today for the following pledges: Ora Webb, Evelyn Whitcher, Wealthy Babcock, Evelyn Rorbaugh, Frances Hitchcock, and Edith McBratney. Mrs. Aaxon of Kansas City, Mo. a national corresponding secretary, will be the guest of the sorority. The initiation will be followed by a banquet. Word has been received from Lieutenant Colonel Ransen of the Ordnance Department, commanding officer of the Rock Island Arsenal, located at Rock Island, Illinois, stating that a number of application blanks were being sent to the School of Engineering here. These are to be filled out by men desiring work in the Arsenal during the summer. These blanks will be available at Fowler Shops within a short time, where information regarding the work may be secured. Engineers Must Use Walk Want Men For Arsenal Engineers Must Use The campus about Marvin Hall is one of the first sections of the hill to be affected by a new spring beautification drive by the University land-gardener. Signs asking students to keep off the grass and not cut the campus on their way to Marvin Hall have been put up on the much worn paths used heretofore by the engineers. Send the Daily Kansan Home. Lowell Whitla Learns To Drive Army Tanks A letter was received several days ago from Lowell R. Whitla, University engineer who enlisted in Company M when it was organized here, in which he said that he is now attending a school at the Rock Island, Ill., Arsenal, receiving instructions in driving "tanks." Mr. Whitla was one of three men in the 35th Division to pass an examination on mechanical work and qualify for the training in the Motor Instruction School. He gives credit to Captain Jones and his previous training here at the University for his success. He writes that Captain Jones is just a big "baddy" to all of Company M, and expressed his regret when he was transferred from this company. The War Here and Over There WAR ANGELS Queen Victoria's statue Was surrounded with peraniums, marsals, and snakes. Of scarlet-coated greediders. Queen Victoria's statue Today is encircled With a flourishing crop Of early potatoes. Thus the world changes, And we change with it. —John Gould Fletcher In "Poetry." FIGHTING NEAR ARMENTIENES The enemy has driven deep salents on each side of Armentienes which seem to indicate the evacuation by the British shores and 100 guns taken in this action. The French artillery are busy on the front north of Montidier, but the heaviest fighting is in the line between Ypres and La Bassée. The British line has been bent but not broken. The apparent purpose of the Germans is to break through to the channel ports of Calais and Boulogne. The casualty list for April 9, made public last night, included 283 names. Of these, five men were killed in action. It has been officially announced that United States infantrymen have arrived as reinforcements in the fighting line of the British front. Secretary Daniels announced last night that 1275 vessels have been added to the United States Navy in the last year. He stated that the supreme need of the hour is for ships to carry out their tasks that all efforts are being made to increase the merchant marine. GENERAL FOCH In a brief character sketch of General Foch, "hero of the Marne, the Yser, and the Somme" and now in command of the Allied forces, a writer in Leslles says, "I have heard Foch referred to as the kaiser kind. He believes in sacrifice but not war." But General Foch does not believe in sacrificing his own men. He sacrifices the Germans." "It will be just the thing for your children," he urged. "If you haven't any children, it will come in handy for your grand-children."—Trench and Camp. One of the sergeants was boosting Government Insurance the other day. He was urging every soldier, no matter how he was "fixed" to sign up for a policy. One timid voice was raised in the Reichstag on behalf of the Armenians now falling into Turkish hands throughout the reconquered districts of Asia Minor. Amidst the glorious debate on world politics, during the course of which Europe was remapped nearer to the Prussian military camp in Vienna, the German people heard the anguished sound of women's wailing and children's cries and the groans of tortured old men—The Nation. A British soldier, according to "Punch," wrote home as follows: "I am sorry I cannot tell you where I am, because I am not allowed to say. But I venture to state that I am not where I was, but where I was before I left here to go where I have just come from." Ten Days Time in Which to Make Up for Dribs That Were Missed Delinquent Officers Of Student Companies To Be Reduced in Rank Making Next Year's Plans Officers Will be Given Preference in Appointments Next Year All K. U. regiment officers, commissioned or non-commissioned, who have cut drill will be reduced for cause on Monday, April 22, if they do not make reasonable effort before that time to remove the delinquency, according to general orders issued this morning by Col. E. M. Briggs. The same orders indicate also that preparations are being made for drill companies next year, for student officers are asked to report before May 18 whether or not they expect to be in the job. Such a will will be given first consideration in the appointment of officers for next year. A. All officers or non-commissioned officers of the regiment who, at this time, are delinquent under the rules of the Senate (for non-attendance at drill) are hereby notified that they will be reduced for cause on Monday, April 22 if they are still delinquent on that date or have made no reasonable effort within that time to remove the delinquency. The orders, in full, are as follows: 1. The following is hereby appointed to be sergeant, assigned to B Company for duty: Floyd Chipman. He will be obeyed and respected accordingly. 3. Officers and non-commissioned officers are directed to report to the Commandant before May 18 whether or not they expect to be in school next fall. All officers must be the first appointment of officers for the next school year. 4. Attention is called to changes in U. Regulations for the K. U. Regulations for the K. U. a. Commissioned officers will be allowed to wear leather leggings. b. Enlisted infantrymen (below the rank of 2nd Lt.) are—as always—forbidden to wear the leather leggings. c. The O. D. shirt, wool or cotton, may replace the Uniform blouse for drill or ceremonies (unless otherwise ordered) at any time after April 1 in the spring and before Nov. 1 in March. (C. U. R. No. 1, April 9 1918) J. C. McCanles, Capt. and Adjt. By order of E. M. Briggs, Commanding. Men's Glee Club to Sing For Funston Soldiers Nine Concerts Will Be Given To Men in Big Army Several new numbers have been added to the old program and these will be sung in the 45-minute concerts to be given at the camp. Two concerts will be given Friday, three Saturdays, and four Sunday. The Men's Glee Club, under the direction of Prof. Joseph A. Farrell, will leave Friday for Camp Funston where it will give nine concerts. Camp The men will make their headquarters in Manhattan, as it has been found impossible to entertain them at the camp. The graduating recitals of the University School of Fine Arts will begin earlier this year than usual. Claire L. Dietrich, pianist, who expects to be called into the services next week, will give his graduating recital next Tuesday evening, April 16, in Fraser Hall. Claire L. Dietrich Gives Piano Recital Tuesday Sergeant A. L. Pilepengburg and Mabelle Gardner were married in lawton, Olda, March 24. Sergeant Pilepengburg was graduated last spring from the K. U. School of Law and is now in the 1939 field hospital corps. Mrs. Pilepengburg was a sophomore in the School of Fine Arts this year. College Women Asked To Sign Registration Cards For War Service Woman's Committee of National Council of Defense Carrying on Work Estimating the Resource Want to Know Kind of Work In Which Women Are Trained Trained Registration cards sent by the Woman's Committee of the National Council of Defense were given, to every University woman at the food conservation lecture Wednesday. Although many college women registered last summer the committee finds that some failed to do so. It wants a census of college women and their capabilities for service. "Every woman should sign one of these cards," Miss Margaret Lynn, director of war work for women, said today, "whether she is ready to go into service immediately, or not. The committee is trying to make an estimate, through this means, of the resources of the country. "If the war goes on, a better organization of the woman labor of the country will be necessary. The Council of National Defense wants to know where to find women fitted for different forms of service. "Restitution does not mean that a woman will be drafted for service. It is not compulsory. But college women are urged to fill out the cards for whatever work they can do well. If they have special training in any line this should be indicated. If she is able to use a typewriter, the fact she should be mentioned. Business college training isn't necessary." Many cards were turned in Wednesday. Others are to be left at the department of English office as soon as possible. Class Elections For Council of W. S. G. A. To Be Held Friday Strong Opposition for All Offices but Senior Representative Election for class representatives for the executive council of the Woman's Student Government Association will be in the Museum Friday, April 12. The polls will be open from 8 until 3 o'clock. Members of the council will be in charge of the polls and voting will be by the Australian ballot. Candidates will not be allowed to come within ten feet of the polls. For junior representative Dorothy Dawson, Rilla Hammet, Eloise McNutt, and Ruth Bottomly are candidates. Lora Keeler, whose petition was accepted at council meeting Tuesday night, withdrew from the race this morning. Two are to be elected. Frances Flynn, Dorothea Engle, and Katherine Glondenning are candidates for sophomore representative. Senior representatives is the only office for which there is no opposition. Helen Peffer and Carol Martin are candidates. H. S. Debating League Chooses 1919 Question The question selected by the High School Debating League for next year is: That capital and labor should be compelled to settle their disputes in legally established courts of arbitration. The subject was announced yesterday afternoon after more than two weeks of discussion and voting by the sixty-two high schools in the league on the fourteen questions submitted. New members are being taken in this year and new applicants for admittance into the league should write to the district directors. Dean Shaad To Larned Dean G. C. Shaad of the School of Engineering is to go to Larned today to make a calculation for the people of that town of the proper rate which they should pay for their electricity. He will be gone two days. Mr. Shaad has made several trips of this kind during the last few months to different cities of the state. Fowler Shop Sends Out Machine to Navy Yard Since the great call for different kinds of machinery used in the manufacture of war materials has gone out, Fowler Shops has responded by selling a Lucas Percision Boring Mill, to the Navy Yards on the coast of Maine. This machine, which weighs five tons, was shipped to its destination at a cost of $176. The machine sold for $150 more than was paid for it in 1911, having been in use five years. This machine is to be replaced by other machines. Plain Tales From The Hill RED The Kansan, poor struggling sheet, The seldom ever read Until the Kansan Board grew wise And placed a Genius at its head. II The Genius, full of strategy, Purchased barrels of crimson ink; And the fools printed the sheet with it, Just to please the gink. III And behold you, when the thing came —Anon. And its good news did spread, It was as this pome is now, The blame thing—it was read. Prof. E. Haworth, department of geology, said in class the other day after he had made an effort to get a young lady to answer "yes" to a question asked of her, that "it is mighty hard to get a young lady to say 'yes' now days." You would hardly think so from the numerous pins that are being put out. "There is a mouse," exclaimed one of the girls, at senior play practice. "Gee, I'm glad I am nearsighted," the girl beside her said, "I am scared to death of mice!" First Law: "Hey, Jack. How are you feeling this morning?" Second Law: "Feel like I wanted to fight." Professor Moore* in Elementary Law, "Now do you think that you could make a suit 'stick' against this glue factory?" First Law: "See Uncle Sam. He's got a job for you." At least one subscriber to the Kansan values his edition very highly. One paper was lying in a restaurant the other day, and across the top was stamped, "In five days return to Lee's College Inn." No longer will the bilthesema mids who live on the east side of the Hill cut through the Sigma Chi's back yard in the rush to make an 8 o'clock class. For the spirit of conservation has struck the Sigma Chi's and four cows now graze in the said back yard. And in effectually barring the path across the lot to K. U. she students iron gates and bars have nothing on four cows. University students never have dances any more. They are all Kicks or Hops or Jazzes. A few suggestions for promoters of such affairs: Student Swag, Graduate Grunt, Faculty Fizz, Gym Jam. But don't under any conditions call them dances! The street car had just pulled out for the Hill, when a freshman on the car, in a hurry to make an 8 o'clock class, realized that instead of a small blue cap, he had on his head a hat, which undoubtedly would not pass inspection when he passed the Law Building. Believing in preparedness, however, he had an extra freshman cap in his pocket, but the question now came up as to what he was to do with his hat. He knew that to carry it in his hand would be as risky as wearing it, so he hung up a fraternity brother of his, who took pity on him and saved his life by wearing the fatal hat and carrying his own in his pocket. A freshman having missed his dinner entered a Lawrence restaurant and sat down at a table. The waiter promptly handed him the menu card and he studied it preparatory to ordering. Suddenly, something seemed to alarm him and he arose and left abruptly. The next day he told a friend that he would not be caught there again. "It must be a gamblers joint," he said, "they sell diced pork tenderloin." Read the Daily Kansan. War Food Conference For Five States to Be Held Here This Month Dean Sara G. Arnold of Simmons College, Boston, to Be Leader Permanent Date Selected Universities, Colleges, and Normal Schools Will be Represented Dean Sara G. Arnold of Simmons College, Boston, who is one of the best authorities on the food situation in many countries, will conduct the conference. A war conference on the conservation of food, to be attended by delegates from all universities, colleges and normal schools in Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma, Nebraska and Arkansas where food lectures have been given, will be held at the University of Kansas, probably before the end of the present month, according to announcement made this morning by Mrs. Paul Teetor of the department of domestic science. It will be arranged so that all University women and everyone especially interested in the food conservation movement will have a chance to meet Dean Arnold. Dean Arnold has been giving food lectures in various parts of the United States, sometimes spending time for six to seven times a day, and anywhere else possible she has been enthusiastically received. No University woman should miss the opportunity to hear her, Mrs. Teetor said. The war conference will be held April 20, 21, and 22. Eat Fruits And Vegetables This is Advice Mrs. Teetor Gave In Food Conservation Lecture Wednesday "Nutritive Requirements of the Body" was the subject of the food lecture given by Mrs. Paul Teetor Wednesday afternoon. This was the conclusion of the previous lecture and took up only part of the hour. During the first part of the hour Mrs. Tector discussed the general lack in the diets of the students of fruits and fresh vegetables, of such foods are needed." she said, "because of the iron in them." The remainder of the hour was given to a short discussion of "The Present Need for Conservation of Sugars." E. V. McColum, a K. U. graduate, now at Johns Hopkins identified the fat Soluble A and the water Soluble B and their uses. They were formerly called the vitamins. Mr. McColum will be here next month and will probably lecture to University students. The annual bulletin of the oil and gas resources of Kansas is now ready for distribution by the department of geology at the University. The facts of the book were compiled by Prof. Raymond C. Moore, state geologist and Prof. Winthrop P. Haynes, formerly of the department but now in the government service. The division of state chemical research co-operated with the department in making the survey. Oil and Gas Bulletin Is Now Being Issued The bulletin contains many maps of oil and gas districts of the state and gives relief maps of the rocks found in these regions. The bulletin also lists the geologic conditions wells and machinery used in drilling for the gas and oil of the state. Erasmus Haworth, dean of the department, wrote the chapter on the historical outline of the oil and gas industry in Kansas. One part of the book deals with the strata of rock in which oil is found. Another chapter gives a discussion, by counties, of the production of gas and oil. Miss Merritt Carr, who has been visiting Susan McDonald, is ill at the University Hospital with pneumonia. Miss Carr was a graduate student in the University last year. Mary Elizabeth Campbell, c'21 of Atchison, came Wednesday to be a guest at the Kappa house over the week-end. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 11, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Vivian Sturgeon ... Editor-in-chief James Hardace ... Associate Editor Howard Morgan ... P. T. Editor Howard Morgan ... War Editor Marlory Joby ... War Editor UNIVERSITY OF NEW YORK Fred Rigby...Business Mgr. Wayne Wilson...Assistant Herman Hangley Carmery Millard West Floyd Hockenbull Floyd Hockenbull Alice Bowlby Harry Morgan Donald Davis Dorothy Cole Roger Coleman J. Hawson (Luther Hangen Ferd, Gottlieb Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K, U 25 and 66. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the graduate of a university to go further than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals the University sets out to be clear; to be cheerful; to be kind; to leave more, serious problems to wiser hends; in all, to serve to the students of the University. LEST OLD TRADITIONS FAIL THURSDAY, APRIL 11, 1918. The old-time tradition of Freshman Caps stands subject to the whim of fate. At least one-third of the freshman class are disregarding the ruling which has been adhered to strictly in years gone by. It is a useless and frivolous custom—this wearing of freshman caps. But it is a University tradition, and furthermore, an historic one. The University Freshman is in his apprenticeship. He is making his first grapple with higher education; and it is in that first thrilling year when he decides either to drop out in the race or strive on—and WIN. The cap is his symbol of apprenticeship. One seen on the Hill in the spring has a deep significance. It shows that the freshman is "still there"—he hasn't flunked out—he is destined to become one of the upper classmen. To him it is the step to a higher plane of learning. Without it he cannot distinguish members of his own class. Without it K U. cannot know when to forgive for the sake of youth and unfamiliarity. Nevertheless the apprentice refuses to wear his honored badge and assumes premature status that enlarges the cranium and makes for collisions otherwise easily avoided. The freshman's respect for the University and for the feeling of class unity demands the observance of proper apprenticeship symbols. Lest old tradition shall have no more reverence—lest the real original intentions of it be forgotten—and in the passing a new train of evil seep in—CLAMP THAT CAP ON THE FRESHMAN'S FROWARD BROW,—even if you have to have an elastic band around his chin and a bib to catch the drool of his impotent baby-rage! The annual spring move of Nicholas Romanoff, the former czar, will begin this week according to an announcement in the Petrograd papers. The former czar moves, not for his own, but for his guards convenience. A RADICAL CHANGE A notable event in the publishing and reading world occurred when the March issue of Munsey's Magazine appeared in a double number, profusely illustrated and doubled in price. The event was interesting for three reasons: it marked the beginning, or rather the intensifying, of competition between a representative of the standard size magazine and the new and just now,. more popular "Rats" (magazines of enlarged size as the new Cosmopolitan and the new McClures); it marked the change from a policy of no pictures to the opposite extreme, a change caused by popular demand; and it marked the passing of the last of the large ten-cent popular magazines of several years ago. Munsey's Magazine, since its first issue in October, 1891, has been in many ways a pioneer in magazine progress and publishing methods. Until May of last year it was an illustrated magazine of fiction and special articles. At that time is discontinued the use of illustrations, slightly increased the number of pages to the issue and began making editorial comment and printing serious discussions on questions of interest. The editorial department was well received by the reading public and the circulation did not suffer. It was noted by the publishers, however, that the public kept up an increasing demand for illustrations. In the March issue the publishers acceded to this demand and went so far as to publish over a hundred pages of pictures while still retainign the usual amount of reading matter. The March issue contained sixteen special articles and features bearing on the war, four other special articles, departments for editorials, poetry, and the stage, as well as the usual serial and short story fiction—all told 264 pages of reading matter. At the same time it was announced that Munsey's Magazine would continue to be of standard size because it was the publisher's belief that this size would better please readers, although perhaps not at first the advertisers. If the first issues of the new Munsey's are to be taken as a criterion, the public will be pleased with the change and will pay the increase in price willingly. Magazine buying with the American public, the greatest magazine buying public in the world, has become more a matter of personal taste than of bargain hunting. If the new Munsey's pleases the public, the twenty-cent price will not hurt its circulation. For Munsey taste has always been consistently good taste, and when public taste and good taste coincide —there's a future for that magazine which brings about this most desirable literary result today. BUT— She had a sweetheart and a brother in the services. One was in the army and one on the high seas "somewhere." Yet she ate just as much candy, dressed as frivolously and impractically, and more than that she never stopped at spending money for any fantastic entertainment that came along. Her mottie was "anything for a good time." Ask "Roomy" When a young gentleman escorts a young lady to church should he follow or precede her down the aisle?—Leov. She Will Answer Anything Thrice a Week Right Here Call, Write, or PHONE THE KANSAN I have heard of a lotion to remove warts and freckles permanently. I do not remember the exact name of the composition but think it was called *Treatment for Freckles* and freckles, and is that the correct name of the lotion? -G. C. L. If there is an usher to get in the way, let her go first. It may avoid trouble should you go first and step on his heels. Also, it gives the appearance that she is leading you to church and therefore effecting a work of reformation. If there is no usher, you go first, if she wants you to. If she wants to go first, humor her. Church is no place to start a fuss. Yes, it would remove warts and freckles, but it would likely damage the complexion, too. Have never known it to be used as a freckle and wart lotion. It is used chiefly by arillerymen. In all events, keep cool—leave it to er and the usher, and don't forget to make those two words "lady" and "gentleman" out for exercise every day. Please tell me definitely, clearly, succinctly and specifically in detail The question is not sufficiently definite for a comprehensive reply. How many pigeon toes have you? Send stamped and self-addressed envelope if a personal reply is desired. what to do for pigeon toes.—D. D. Your coccuses have croaked. There is nothing for you to do but to try a different infection on them and plant new bulbs next fall. My croci did not come up this spring. What may one do? -E. D. My cat is shedding. Can you give a remedy and why? -B. D. I'll look at the image again. The text on the right says: My cat is shedding. Can you give a remedy and why? -B. D. I'll look at the image again. Wait, the instructions say "recognize only the text that appears in the image." So I'll just output the recognized text. My cat is shedding. Can you give a remedy and why? -B. D. I'll look at the image again. Do our foreign ministers preach the gospel and does the foreign minister to heathen Siam get more for preaching the gospel than the foreign minister to Christian Denmark?—A.B. See issues of September 30, December 26 and March 2 for reply to this question. When does the buckwheat cakes eason end? -L. C. Send your question to the de partment of entomology with addressed and stamped envelope for reply. All communications to this column must be signed by the writer. The name will then not be used unless the author is known and the editor must know who is writing the communication as evidence of communication. Communications are welcome. CAMPUS OPINION THE INSIDE OF THE CITY. Much has been written in the columns of the Kansan during the past week in regard to the freshman caps. The articles written are brief and with a dige respect for their ideas and the privilege of expressing themselves on the front page, a freshman takes the privilege of stating his ideas or the inside page. THE INSIDE OF THE CAP The upperclassmen are continually advancing the argument that the freshman caps are a mark of distinction and that freshmen want to wear them. We grant without argument that they are a mark of distinction, and it is just this distinction, this making yourself conspicuous, that causes the freshmen to reject the cap. Do you remember a few years ago when you were a freshman, when you walked down Mass, and passed an elderly lady and her daughter and as you passed, you saw the girl nudge her mother, and you heard a hissing sound like,—"Freshman! Freshman!" Do you remember how you wished that you would express yourself in Dutch? Do you wish you wanted to wear the cap? Would have worn it of your own free will, had the idea not been instigated by the upperclassmen? Was it because you cherished the distinction of the cap or because you would rather have a suit of clothes spoiled by coming in contact with numerous pieces of lumber? Again you would have us believe that the cap helps the freshman to get acquainted. We agree that the representative headear help us to distinguish a freshman from a sophomore until now most of the freshmen have not been so fortunate as to make the acquaintance of another fellow through the magnetism of his cap. What is good for Jack ought to be good for John. If the cap helps the freshman to get acquainted why do you not provide some similar way for the upper-classmen to get acquainted. We do not understand why you take such a strenuous interest in our getting acquainted, when you never concern yourselves with any other freshman affairs. You do not mean that the cap helps freshmen to get acquainted with freshmen, but that the absence of the cap helps the upperclassman to get acquainted with the barbarian and lust for meat of the upperclassman. The upperclassman do not force us to wear the cap because they are in any way concerned in our welfare, but we must wear it to satisfy the revengeful spirit of the upstart. The cap does not promote a feeling of good fellowship. Indeed it is the constant cause of strife, hatred and ill feeling. To add insult to injury the upperclassman say that the freshmen want to wear the cap. This is a gross misrepresentation. As the freshmen are now intelligent enough to dispense with the God-father services of the upper-classman, put it to a vote and let the freshmen express their own opinion. If you upperclassmen are not willing to be distinguished, if you do not care to get acquainted then why do you ask the freshmer to wear this humiliating headgear? 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The Athletic Store of Lawrence Buy a LibertyBond and save American Liberty NoBlueSky inThis Putyour Money where it is safe in Bonds of your own country We are at War Your Government Must Have Money to Win the War and Must Have it NOW Third Liberty Loan 1918 Contributed by the University Daily Kansan. After You Buy a Liberty Bond— Buy Your Tickets to the COPYRIGHTED 1916. THE MINNEAPOLIS JOURNAL Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra Concerts EMIL OBERHOFFER, Conductor. MONDAY, APRIL 22, 2:30 P. M. AND 8:00 P. M. FIVE NOTED SOLOISTS Christine Schutz, Contralto. Carl A. Preyer, Pianist. Cornelius Van Vliet, Cellist. Allen McQuhae, Tenor. Richard Czerwonky, Violinist. IN TWO WONDERFUL CONCERTS Tickets & admitting to main floor, both concerts ... $1.50 Tickets & admitting to gallery, both concerts ... $1.25 Single Admissions, $1.00 Now on sale at Registrar's Office and Round Corner Drug Store. APRIL 11, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN North College Timbers To Be Used in Making Boat For Use on Kaw Brick and Stone Salvaged to go Into Construction of Farm Buildings Timbers used in the construction of old North College, which is now being razed by Charles A. Colvin, a Lawrence contractor, will be used by Mr. Colvin in the construction of a large boat which will be used on the Kaw river. Destruction of the old building has been under way for more than 60 days, and the contractor is expected to have the building down and the grounds cleared within a month. Stone and brick from the walls have been sold to two farmers living near Linden Heights, an expansion of farm buildings. Mr. Colvin bought the old building this winter for $100. The walls of the building are still fairly solid except that on the south side of the building, which is in danger of falling. The roof and the floor of the attic or "fourth floor" have been removed, and a start has been made on the destruction of the walls. The history of North College might be called, "The story of what a town did without money." With a fund of only $10,000 the people of Lawrence and vicinity laid the cornerstone of the present University of Kansas. The building was completed in the summer of 1866, and was first used Sept. 12 of the same year. From then until the completion of Fraser Hall in 1872, this was the home of the University of Kansas. For a period of about ten years the building was occupied by some men students who kept it in repair. Then the state wanted a building for the state home for imbacable children. A few years later the School of Law outgrew its limited bounds and it was moved there. When the laws moved into their new home in Green Hall a part of the School of Fine Arts occupied the building until Nov. 16, 1916. A great deal of interest is being manifested in the finding of the corner stone which will probably be uncovered in a few days. By the Way Alpha Xi Pledge Alpha Xi Delta announces the pledging of Ruth Woods, c'19, of Burns. Rodgers-Palmer Mr. Harvey Rodgers and Gertrude Palmer, c18, were married Saturday, April 6, at Lawton, Okla. Mr. Rodgers was a junior in the School of Engineering last year, and is now in the 137th infantry, stationed at Camp Doniphan. His home is in Wakeeye. Mrs. Rodgers whose home is in Lawrence, will continue her work in the University next year. Sergeant A. B. Richmond, of Battery B, who has graduated from the University last year, and is now stationed at Camp Doniphan, a guest at the Acacia house. Richmond expects to leave soon for France. A reception will be given for the Reverend and Mrs. Kline and the Reverend and Mrs. Brown, at the Methodist Church, Tenth and Vermont Streets, Friday, April 12, at 8 o'clock. Students will appreciate this opportunity to meet the newly appointed pastor an student pastor of the Methodist Church. All interested are invited. Lieutenant John McArthur, c'13, has received a commission in the third officials' training camp at Camp Domi- phan and has been transferred to the 130th field artillery. His wife, Mrs. Gerrude Otch McArthur, who is now a student in the University, will visit him at the close of the school year. Sigma Phi Sigma announces the pledging of Lorin W. Dewall, c'20, of Argonia. Dramatic Club Elects Sigma Phi Pledge The following new members were elected to the Dramatic Club Wednesday night: Jessie-Lea Mickess, Ed Patton, Harry Robinson, Horace Chandler, Emma Mae Rummel, Willis Beltz, Charlotte Kreek, Florence Ingham, Glen Neighbors, Eva Robinson Gamma Phi Beta will give a picnic on the golf links tonight in honor of Miss Margaret Nachtrib, visiting delegate of the fraternity. Beta Conclave The local chapter of Beta Theta Pi will be hosts at a district convention of the fraternity which is to be held here Saturday, April 12. About fifteen members of the Nebraska and K. S. A. C. chapters will attend the meeting. A dinner will be given at the chapter house in honor of the guests Saturday night. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. NEW YORK Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District —especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. ! Gotham Gold Stripe Silk Hosiery The stocking that's made from pure spun silk of the finest quality, and protected from "running" or "drop stitch" by the Gold Stripe at the garter hem. Ankle fitting, extra length, lustrous finish and long wearing quality—these are the advantages you will appreciate in GOTHAM GOLD STRIPE SILK HOSIERY. Black, White and best Shades. PAIR $1.35 Innes, Bulline & Hackman Why the Bracelet Watch Has Come to Stay— 1847 OTS of things are in vogue one season and out the next, but it to not i.e. with the bracelet watch, because that form of timepiece has become almost india- Our bracelet stock comprises a variety of beautiful patterns, all of which contain standard reliable movements—*$10* and up. SOL MARKS 817 Mass. St. Captain JohnAmick of Camp Donian, who was formerly a student in the School of Law, has been visiting friends in Lawrence the past week. The Reliable Jeweler Von's candies, always fresh. The Candy Shop—Adv. Sigma Alpha Epsilon will give a house dance Saturday, April 13. Kappa Sigma announces the pledg ing of Ted Richter, c18, of Alma. Kappa Sigs Pledge Drink McNish's Aerated Distilled water—the only all-purpose water. The same the year 'round. Phone 198, motor delivery will call—Adv. Those milk chocolates, made with ice cream at the Candy Shop. Adv- CONKLIN PENS Plymouth says religion's a life... Adv. are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass 847 Mass. A. G. ALRICH Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement 736 Mass. St. Plymouth says religion's a life. Adv. Candy is not under the food ban—the Food Administration recognizes candy as a food, but it suggests that you select those kinds that contain the least amount of sugar. Chocolate dipped nuts, jelly candies, marshmallows and nut candies are a few varieties approved by Mr. Hoover. All of these and others, you'll find at Wiedemann's—Adv. CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter Repair Them While You Wait Work Performed Quickly and Efficiently at THE BLUE RIBBON SHOE SHOP F. P. HORMUTH PROPRIETOR Bldg.; Mass. St. Wear U-Wall Shoes Exclusive Agency for REGAL SHOES PECKHAM'S The Home of Hot Shoes & More Cloth The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. OTTO FISCHER Meet your appetite at our table. The "Arlington"—$6 STYLE Fischer's Shoes Are Good Shoes. THE biggest word in fashion's "dictionary"—STYLE—finds its ablest expression in the "Arlington," a plain seamless patent leather pump we are now showing for Spring. Noticeably pleasing are the fine fitting qualities of this pump—the high arch and the firm fitting heel which will not slip. Our leader in Spring Pumps— DOUBT GRUEN WHO ENTERS HERE LEAVES DOUBT BEHIND THE COLLEGE JEWELER Gruen Watches $20 up to $250 Gustafson It Isn't a Bit Too Early To Select That Graduation Gift THE man or woman who purchases a Gruen watch isn't suspicious. They know they are securing watch value of the most reliable type. And this value includes an attribute of beauty, reinforced by the craftsmanship which has come down to Gruen through 42 years of careful manufacture. Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass Taxi 12 'PHONE "One-Two" Kennedy Plumbing Co. Student Lamps National Mazda Lamps Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc. Phones 568 937 Mass. THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. The College Tailor SPRING SUITS LANDER PROTCH THE HANDSOME TODAY WALLACE REID CECIL DE MILLE'S IN DOUBLE PROGRAM WHISPERING CHORUS "NAN of MUSIC MOUNTAIN" ALSO "FATTY" ARBUCKLE "A COUNTRY HERO" IN TOMORROW AND SATURDAY BOWERSOCK THE HIGHLY FINISHED EARLE WILLIAMS AND THE BEAUTIFUL GRACE DARMOND IN "An AMERICAN LIVEWIRE" Adapted from "Cabbages and Kings" by O'HENRY TOMORROW TOMORROW HARRY MOREY IN "THE OTHER MAN" SATURDAY JACK PICKFORD IN "TOM SAWYER" UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 11, 1918. Class Athletes Ready For Interclass Meet Friday on McCook trope Indicates Sophomores for High Point Winners The class athletes are ready for the spring interclass meet which is to be held Friday afternoon on McCook Field starting at 4 o'clock. The sophomores are expecting to win the meet because of the large number of athletes which they have on the regular Varsity team. They have Hann in the two mile along with Oglewie. In the mile there is Deewail. In the quarter there is Ralph Rodkey and Cleft. The dashes seem to be all in favor of the sophs, with Haddock running the 100-yard and 220-yard dash. In the half mile they have Davison to run against the juniors in the two mile and possibly the mile. Harold Hobart, regular Varsity hurdler, should have things much his own way except for the Bradley brothers in the hurdles. The juniors are also strong in the quarter mile with Lobaugh and Russel both running in this event. Lobaugh is also a great man in the 100-yard dash and 220-yard dash. The junior class' has a dark horse in this event from a Kansas college who may place. Howard is certain of first in the pole vault for the juniors and should get some points in the high jump. He is also entered as a point winner in the broad jump. The seniors are weak this spring as far as a class team is concerned. Rice is sure of first in the high jump and possibly some points in some weight events. Hunt is a good runner in the mile. Haddock is also counted upon to bring in some points in the shot and discus. Liggett, another soph, is expected to win some points in these two events. The other classes are unknown in these events. the juniors and the freshmen, especially the young frush squad is expected to spoil the plans of sophomores in several events. The yearlings have the two Bradley brothers to make the other athletes do their best in the dashes, the 440-yard, dash, high and broad jump, pole vault, hurdles and relay. They are a track team in themselves according to the way they showed in the high school meet here last year when they represented an Oklahoma high school. The remainder of the material is almost unknown on the fresh team. For the juniors, Murphy is counted as a sure winner in the half mile and Wear may place in this event. In the mile McCall is a great runner and may take first from Deewall. Rex Brown is expected to do things, also. The relay appears to be a toss up between the juniors and sophomores. The sophs have Rodkey, Haddock, Cleft, and Davison, while the juniors have Murphy, Russell, Lobaugh, McCall or Brown. It looks like an interesting meet. Gold medals will be awarded to first place winners; silver to second place winners; bronze to third and fourth places. SPORT BEAMS The first track meet of the year for the Colorado A. and M. college team will be with the University of Denver at Fort Collins May 3. The University of Illinois returned to Urbana Sunday after a successful southern trip. Eight games were played on the trip and only one was lost, that one to the University of Alabama nine. The Illini defeated the University of Alabama, the University of Mississippi two games, the Mississippi A. and M. college two games and Southern Presbyterian TEACHERS WANTED Thousands of teachers needed to fill vacancies in Central and Western states for next year. Register now. ONLY 4 PER CENT COMMISSION. Write for blanks today. The Heuer Teachers' Agency, 408-409 C. R. Saw Baild Bank, Cedar Rapids, Iowa. "We're in Business for Your Health" Welkos Drug Store University two games. The team was gone twelve days. The Georgia Tech baseball team defeated Auburn College Saturday by a 12-1 score. Auburn had previously beaten the University of Georgia nine 12,2. A baseball league has been formed among the American soldiers in Paris. The teams, which include those from the engineers, aviation corps, hospital corps, quartermasters department, Y. M. C. A. and every department of the service, will commence to play the schedule immediately. Frosh Lose To Varsity In Five-Inning Affair; Coach Picks Team First Year Men Score Two Runs In Fourth When Schoeppel Weakness The Varsity nine again downed the freshman team in a five inning practice contest on McCook field by a score of 5-3. The men of Coach Bond took the lead in the second inning with one run, and added three to their total in the third. The fresh scored two in the fourth and added their last in the fifth. The game was cleanly played and both teams did good work in the field and at bat. Weakens Schoeppel started pitching for the Varsity and worked four innings, but developed a sore arm in the fourth and Slawson finished the game. Bunn did good work behind the bat, besides cracking out a timely double in the third inning. The infield and outfield were shifted somewhat from yesterday, as Machamer was at first base. Bob Isemberger, who has not been out for some time, played second for Oyster when the opposing player appeared at short stop. Lonborg again played errorless ball at third base. Cherry started the game in right field but was soon shifted back to second base and Oyster took his place in the outer garden. Weltmer played left field and Smith was in center. The Varsity scored first in the second innning when Lonborg walked and went around on a hit and an error. Three runs were scored in the third on a walk, an error and hits by Oyster and Bunn. The freshmen took advantage of Schoepel's temporary wildness in the fourth and loaded the bases on a hit and two walks. Two balls were returned, and pitcher settled down and struck out Murphy. The frisshot scored their last run in the fifth on a trio of hits. Coach Bond picked the men who are to compose the Varsity squad, just before the workout. The men picked are: Catchers—Bunn, Cooper and Kitchen; pitchers—Schoeppel, Caler, Goodwin and Slawson; first base—Ma Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemstitching and Pictoting—10c yd. Kemeding of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. Aotel Muehlebach BALDHAM AVENUE AND TWELFTH STREET 801 W. 24TH AVE. BALTIMORE, MD 21007 500 New Fireproof Rooms Rate from ?200 Under the Personal Direction S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Reesch Formerly Evans' 819 Mass chamer, Uhrlaub and Willems; second base—Cherry, Isenberger and Johnson; short stop—Foster; third base—Lonberg and Keeler; left field—Weltmer; center field—Smith; right field—Oyster and Knoles. The big problem facing K. U. women, who find themselves lost in the wilderness of No-Man's Land and who feel like singing the Gloria as "World without men—amen," will be solved for them in an easy way if they will accept the offer. The appalling scarcity of men will not even be considered in the big W. A. A. matine dance, to be given in Robinson Gymnasium April 13, from 2:30 to 5:30 o'clock. Women Will Forget War At W.A.A.Hop Each girl in the University may get a date with the one she can lead the best or with the one who can lead her best, and it is even permissible for some to come alone and depend on the kindness of their friends to get a few dances. It has been announced that the W. A. A., will give a prize for the best student, but the nature of this prize is a mystery. However, there is no doubt about the music because the word "Shofstall" is sufficient. Be consistent in your using of meat—serve Wiedemann't pure, healthful and wholesome ice cream oftener.—Adv. The admission will be twenty cents. Try that Mexican Pean Penetia at the Candy Shop.—Adv. Chocolate caramels, cacaount tops, Cleveland's choice and marshmalows—none like Wiedemann's…Adv. Plymouth says religion's a life. Adv. Plymouth says religion's a life. Adv. Owl Hop—Tomorrow night.—Adv. Plymouth says religion's a life.— Adv. You'll like Von's candies at the Candy Shop—Adv. Plymouth says religion's a life.— Adv. Owl Hop—Tomorrow night.—Adv. THE GIFT SHOP A Marks & Son A. Marks & Son The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence 735 Mass. St. The Original Marks Jewelry Store The Original Marks Jewelry Store. A Press Shipment of MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDIES A Fresh Shipment of University Book Store 803 More St World almanacs for 1918 have arrived FOR PROMPT TAXI 455 SERVICE CALL JESS THORNTON DUFFY STUDIO Over Skofstad, 829 Mass. Kodak Finishing Skill Experience Taste Carefull Attention Given to All Business KODAK ALBUMS Little Theatre Filled To See Popular Plays WOLF'S BOOK STORE make useful presents for all times. K.U. VIEW BOOKS containing 12 6x8 views for 50 cents. K. BOOKS, a large book of 140 pages for $2.50. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Owl Hop—Tomorrow night.—Adv. The Little Theater in Green Hall was filled at the third of the series of popular plays given by the Dramatic Club last night. Two one-act English plays were given. "The Conspirators," a pleasing play of English country life, was marked by the excellent stage setting and lighting effect and by the vivid interpretation of the interesting plot. Karl Brown, Marie Ketels, Marie Buchanan, and Horace Chandler made up the cast. "The Twelve Pound Look," was characterized by the intense acting of all of the three members of the cast. This play portrayed the shams of the artificial social life in England. Eva Robinson, Florence Butler, and Craig Kennedy took the three parts in their play. More of this series of popular plays will be given later in the year. When in Kansas City Stop at the Hostelry of "Good Service" HOTEL SAVOY NEW YORK POST OFFICE 9th & Central Sts. ROOMY ROOMS Excellent Cafe and Grill —Popular Prices— Make the "Savoy" Your Headquarters! 2000 pounds of fresh caramels for special sale Friday. The Candy Shop. —Adv. Owl Hop—Tomorrow night.—Adv. TAPER FASHION An Ober Spring Hat Will prove a perpetual reminder that you are as well Hatted as any man in the world and far better than some men we know ___ Talk about a large selection; why man, we have them all backed off the map— for one, ask to see the "Aviator" a Stetson feature at $6 Ober's HEAD-TO-FOOT OUTFITTERS DOLL UP! ... IT'S ONLY TWO WEEKS 'TILL THE JAYHAWKER BEAUTY BALL Music by Haley's six piece orchestra. Dancing from 8:30 p.m. to 2 a.m. A three course supper. A reception in honor of the Beauties, and the official announcement of their standing. A snappy musical comedy at midnight. Unusual decorations and nifty programs. And the whirlwind carnival dance at the finish! What MORE could you ask for $2.50 the couple? ROBINSON GYMNASIUM, FRIDAY, APRIL 26 APRIL 26 If you're one of the few folks who haven't made a date—do it tonight! Tickets go on sale next week. COMING TOMORROW—"THE WHISPERING CHORUS" PRODUCED BY CECIL DEMILLE VARSITY, FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, ADMISSION 17 CENTS UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 127 Doctor Scherer Will Lecture on Need of Labor In Shipyards Sent by National Council of Defense and Shipping Board Opportunities for Students Mass Meeting of Men to be Held in Fraser, Saturday At 10 o'Clock "Ships and Winning of the War" will be the subject of the illustrated lecture which Dr. James A. B. Scher- ter will give to men students of the University Saturday, April 13 at 10 o'clock n' Fraser chapel. Dr. Scher- son, president of Throop College of Tech- nology at Pasedean Campus is field fa- lord of the National Council of Defe- tion and official representative of the United States Shipping Board. He is lecturing in western Universities on the work of shipyards. The object of the lecture, Doctor Scherer said in a letter to the Chancellor, is not to take students away from universities before they finish their courses, but to lay before them the great need of student labor in the shipyards and in the shipbuilding as a career. The slides used in the lecture are officially furnished by the Shipping Board. A mass meeting of the men students of the University is announced for Saturday morning, April 13, at 10 o'clock, in Fraser Chapel, Dr. James A. B. Scherer, president of Throop College of Technology, and official representative of the United States Shipping Council will provide an audition lecture on the shipyards the shipyards. All men students are urged to attend this meeting. FRANK STRONG. Chancellor. Journalists Will Hear William Allen Whitte Other Noted Writers to Speak At Theta Sigma Phi Convention The principal speakers at the national convention of Theta Sigma Phi, honorary journalism sorority, to be held in Lawrence April 25, 25, and 27, will be William Allen White, Miss Helen Bennett of the College Bureau of Occupations of Chicago, C. M. Harger of Dillon of the Reflector and Dillon of the Farm Publications. Miss Remenbett and Mr. White will speak at a University convocation as well as at the sessions of the convention. Eight of the fourteen chapters of the fraternity have promised already that they will send delegates. They are Alpha chapter of Washington, Beta of Wisconsin, Delta of Indiana, Zeta of Oklahoma, Mu of K. S. A. C. Lambda of Nebraska, Nu of Minnesota, and Eta of Ohio State. The graduating recital of Claire L. Dietrich on the piano, will be given Tuesday, April 16, at 8:15 p. m., in Fraser Hall chapel. The program will Graduating Recital to be Given in Fraser Tuesday For two pianos Fantasia in C Minor... Mozart-Grieg Claire L. Dietrich Prof Carl A. Prever UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, FRIDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 12, 1918. Sonata, Op. 7...Grieg Allegro moderato Andante molto Monuetto Molto allegro Mazurka, Op. 6, No. 1 ... Chopin Etude (Black Key), Op. 10, No. 5 ... ... Chopin Etude (Revolutionary), Op. 10, No. 12 ... Chopin Reverie ... Strauss Etude Japonaise ... Pololdi Barcarolle in F Minor ... Rubenstein Bourree Bretonne (Wooden-shoe Dance) ... Moret Tarantelle ... Nicode You can't SPEND your money and SAVE IT TOO! Buy War-Savings Stamps! Glee Club Entertains Camp Funston Soldiers The Men's Glee Club went to Camp Funston today for a three days' stay to give a series of concerts. The first concert will be given tonight at 7 o'clock at Fort Riley. This concert will be a short informal one and is followed by a program at 8 o'clock in the big hillside amphitheatre. If the night is too cold the concert will be given inside. Saturday night at 8 o'clock, another formal program will be given at Camp Funston in the main auditorium. Sunday night at 7 o'clock a formal program will be given for 2,500 men and women of the three noons of Saturday and Sunday the club will sing informally at the various hospital wards and centers. The War Here and Over There HUNS REFULSED BY BRITISH The German greatest attack being driven against the British lines between Arras and Ypres has penetrated to a depth of six miles at a point south of Ypres. Vital points on the line including the great stronghold of Messines ridge are being held against terrific fighting by the Huns. Counter attacks by the English forces have regained positions taken by the German forces. An attack on Hollebeke by the Germanic hordes failed. French armies also have stopped the enemy along the line in the Noyon sector. American marines have landed at Vladivostok as well as British and Japanese forces. The Americans are in control of the docks while the Japanese are guarding the railway and ammunition depots. The Bolshevki has been defeated. Leading Atlantic and Gulf steamship line will be unified Saturday under the control of the railroad administration. The third Liberty Bond campaign in Kansas City is revealing many evidences of pro-German propaganda. Many have accused the cannasses of receiving 10 per cent on all their loan sales and have been accused of such persons are handed to the secret service department on yellow cards. Cheyenne County, Kansas over-subscribed its bond quota in twenty minutes after the campaign opened. TRIBUTE He who would touch our thoughts to nobleness Need crave no artistry of words. In stead. Voicing a glory flung too high for praise, Let him say, "France" and all is said. —Laura F. Beall. In "The Outlook." In "The Outlook." How much do 3000 miles weigh? The U. S. Food Administration Bulletin answers the question as follows: The Senate is still discussing the airplane program. The War Department seems to feel that that the controversy must reach a conclusion soon if the efficiency of the personnel now in charge is not to be impaired by the constant agitation. WEIGHING MILES "The fact is 3000 miles weigh 5000吨, 10,000 soldiers, or a few hundred graves in France. If ships are somewhere in the South Atlantic bringing wheat to us, they cannot be in the northern sea lanes taking soldiers to Europe. Moreover, for every ship on the long haul to Argentina two are taken out from the shorter haul to France. Every ton of wheat added to our store by transport from South America means double its life-giving value lost to the allies in Europe. Of course we must all have our bread, but before we cut that extra and unnecessary slice we should be careful to figure out its cost." AS SHE IS SPOKE Yankee Trooper: Parley voo English, mademoiselle? French Maid: Yes, a vairy leetle. Y. T.: Good work! Say, could you put me wise where I could line up against some good eats in this burg? —Ex. University Jumps In Strong For Big Drive Of Third Liberty Loan Drive Professors Subscribe $3, 200 to Start Things Going Right K. U. Minimum Quota $15000 Leaders and Committees Blanks In Hand Have Systematic Canvas Under Way The Third Liberty Bond drive in the University started this morning with subscriptions amounting to $3,200 from five University professors. The minimum quota at K. U. has been placed at $15,000 by J. D. Bowersock, chairman of the drive in Douglas. The quota in the county is $438,000. TIME LIMIT SET Prof. U. G. Mitchell of the department of mathematics is chairman of the committee to sell the bonds among University employees and faculty. Mrs. T. T. Smith of the department teaches students of the committee which will sell the bonds to the women employees and women faculty members. Blanks were received yesterday by the committee and immediately a committee was appointed by Professor Mitchell to take charge of the work. The committee is hoping to have subscriptions to the full amount and more by the end of next week. Subscriptions will be received until May 4 but the committee plans to end the campaign by April 19. Nevin As Music Officer Has 40,000 U.S. Soldiers Singing Victory Songs The men's committee has been divided and designated to have charge of subscriptions in certain buildings. The following University men have been appointed to the following buildings; Administrition — Stouffer, Boynton, Mitchell; Chemistry—Allen, Dains, Bruckmiller; Geology and Gymnasium—Terrill, R. C. Moor; Engineering—Garver, Wheeler, Welker; Schooloy; Fraser—Engle, F. R. Hamilton, Carter; Blake and Fine Arts—Kester; Snow and Museum—Hungerford; Journalism—S. O. Rice; Law—Ashton; Shops—L. A. Hartley. The women on the committee are Stirring Martial Notes Make Lighter Arduous Tasks Of Army BULLETIN Massed Bands Are Utilized Chicago Audiences Thrilled by Melody of Songs Military And Religious The entire subscription is not required to be paid down. Five per cent must be paid upon signing the application, 20 per cent is due May 28, 1918, 35 per cent payable July 18, 1918, and the remaining 40 per cent is payable August 15. The bonds bear $4 \frac{1}{4}$ per interest. As the Kansan goes to press the Liberty Loan Committee reports $1350 subscribed in two hours this afternoon. This makes the present total $4,550. It was stated that people who had loaded up so heavily last loan that they hadn't yet quite paid up, were coming forward for more, and not one is willing to let the renewed obligation pass. Miss Laird, Miss Walling, Miss Brown, Mrs. Gilham, Miss Learnard, Miss Burger, Miss Woodruff, Miss Shanklin and Miss Clarke. Mrs. Smith is chairman. On the women's publicity committee are Mrs. A. C. Terrill, Mary Smith of the Kansan, Blanche Simons of the Journal-World, and Jane Sheets of the Gazette. This committee will meet Monday afternoon to plan a three-day campaign. Four More Students Go to Flying Camps Four more University students have received calls to report for training in aviation. Claire Dietrich, c'20, Linden Anderson, c'18, and Everett Klefer, c'20, have been ordered to report at Kelley field, Austin, Texas, while Ogden Jones, c'18, was sent to the aviation school of the University of California at Berkley, California. Everett Kleifer left last night for an aviation camp at San Antonio, Texas. General Barry, the commanding officer at Camp Grant made the Nevin idea part of the camp's program almost as soon as it was proposed to him, and generals at other big camps have been impressing men like Professor Nevin into the military musical services for their own men. A part of the Nevin program at Camp Grant indicates the amount of time given to it. Regularly on Tuesdays and Thursdays Professor Nevin was leader of the assembled regimental bands. At 3 p. m. Tuesdays he gave the 2,500 officers special instruction to be leaders in singing when the men go into action "over there." FIFTY DOLLAR BONUS POPULAR The bonds are for various amounts, fifty dollars being the lowest and $100,000 the highest. The first three sizes, which are expected to be best suited to the buying power of the University men and women, are for fifty dollars, $100 and $600. If paid in full the bonds probably will be delivered May 9. Then the men got their chance. Every day at I 'o'clock Music Office The man who is getting the boys of 1918 to sing the war songs of 1918, the kind of songs that both North and South had in 1861 for the same sort of music, is in Lawrence today. He is Arthur Nevin, formerly professor of Community Music at the University of Kansas, and as such he organized chorus all over the university. This special duties at the University. Just now he is on sick leave and the guest of Dean D. L. Patterson. Professor Nevin is the originator of chorus singing as a military order of the day, night and all the time, as a reinforcement to duty, and the more arduous the duty the stronger the spirit of martial music. He has come from Camp Grand Army with massed bands of half a thousand pieces have been singing under his direction. SONG IDEA USED ELSEWHERE Four Men Are Called In Draft From K. U. A DAILY LETTER HOME—The Daily Kansan. Nevin taught to play all accompani 6 'o clock 4,000 more. By the end of a week he got around the camp, but in after-hours without him large groups carried his lessons and his inspiration in a visual,imental bands Professor Nevin taught to play all accompani ments. BEAUTY OF MELODY THRILLS CROWN Saturdays and Sundays Professor Nevin went to Chicago to oversee community choral work there and to care for his opera "A Daughter of the Forest" which was produced this winter and was one of the season's successes. In Chicago he led the community's musical observance of Ulysside around the $1,200 municipal Christmas tree. At this he had 500 children singing "Holy Night," a chorus of 500 persons singing "Come, All Ye Faithful," but as a climax thrilled the city with the volume of "Onward Christian Soldiers" from 20,000 of his soldier singers. It was so cold that band instruments froze up and the soldiers sang unaccompanied. At a Thanksgiving football game on Stag Field, Chicago. Professor Nevin had a chorus of 6,000 soldiers singing with a band of 175. It was said that there wasn't a dry eye in the stands when "A Long, Long Trail" was carrying distinctly with full beauty of words and melody all over the great field. Another famous occasion was the singing of 38,000 men at Camp Grant upon the visit of Governor Linden and Senator Lewis of Illinois. The University is represented in the list of men who have passed the physical examination for Douglas County's quota in the first increment of the second draft, by four men. Winthrop P. Haynes, assistant professor of mineralogy, already in the service of college last year; Herbert R. Laslett, c'18; Glen G. Coons, c-ed'18, are the K. U. men in the quota. The county's quota is twenty-nine. The men are qualified for service unless the examination board exempts them for other reasons than physical disability. Plain Tales From The Hill Two University students are alarmed over Dean L. E. Sayre's plan to use coffee grounds as wheat substitute in cookies. One comes from a home where little coffee is used, and he fears the cookie jar will always be empty for lack of materials to make its contents. The other comes from a home where coffee grounds will never fears the 25 per cent of grounds will be increased at his house in order to use up the excessive substitute, and his cookies will become all grounds. "I'm doing a lot of drawing," sighed a certain fine arts student, as he mounted the steps of Watkins Bank. The Government is promptly responsive to K. U. needs. Freshmen have to wear their caps the rest of the school year. Some do not, however, and need corrective treatment. The Government heard of this, and, for the benefit of the University, upperclassmen abolished meatless days this month. Professor Dykstra recently found some trouble in an American Government class in getting a satisfactory definition from the class for internal revenue. Finally he asked, "If a fellow swallowed a coin, would that be internal revenue?" Francis Fuhr has realized more than once that his name is one that may be easily interpreted as Miss Frances Fuhr. Every time that women's styles change he is besieged with catalogs and advertisements for the latest designs for party dresses, picture hats and Hoffman suits. The latest jolt came this week when he received a letter from a Presbyterian sorority asking the honor of pledging him. We are not sure whether the statement that Joe R. Mahan, e19, has large feet, is true—but the following story may give a little light on the subject. Mahan was returning to Lawrence by "pullman" recently, and before retiring for the evening left his shoes beside his suit case so that the porter would shine them during the night. On the following morning, it to his surprise worked up, and his surprise found that the porter had shined one shoe and his suit case. porter had shined one shoe and his suit case. He met two girls from Smith College during a visit in Central Kansas during Easter vacation. They were to go through Lawrence on the Union Pacific one afternoon recently and then went down to the train for one last word. As he crossed the bridge he heard the train whistle. At the same time a rumbling farm wagon clattered along in his direction, driven by a oarwhal man. Rather than be red snubbies from running he hopped aboard. The train pulled in. He approached in the grandeur of the wagon. The two damsels appeared on the steps of the Pullman. The wagon went over a bump, and he fell head first into a clothesbasket in the bottom with all the ease and grace of a cow on crutches. With a start, she stepped back as she opened the door of Fraser after orchestra practice last night. "The storm door," she excalled. Yes, spring is really here and all the buildings have been so heavy to open, have been removed from the different buildings. No amount is too small to LEND TO YOUR COUNTRY. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Summer Session Catalogues Summer Session catalogues for the 1918 school have been received at the University and are ready for distribution at Room 119, Fraser Hall. The catalogues were late this year. K. U.'s War Historian Asks For Pictures and Data For His Records Beginning Already Made With Photographs of Activities On the Campus Full Story to Be Written Stories of Friend and Camp; And Lectures and Women's Classes to be Told An appeal to University of Kansas students and instructors to save and turn in photographs of K. U.'s war activities was made today by Poof. M. W. Sterling, official war historian for the University. Two copies of each photograph are asked, one for the University's record and one to be sent to the War Department, in accordance with its request. The photographs sent to the War Department are to become a part of the photographic history of the world war, or at least the best ones are. But Professor Sterling wants the photographs, snapshots, large pictures or small ones, of any sort of war activity being done by b University of Kansas men to become a part of the University's part in the war in pictures. A history of the University's relation to the war is to be written by Presentation Sterling, but he is planning to make it largely a photographic story. JAYHAWKER OFFERS PLATES Pictures of classes in conservation of food, in food laboratories, of the drill units at the University, of K. U. men in camp and in cantonment, of women's surgical dressing classes, and of the cows-grazing-on-the-campus plan of last year, have already been obtained, but many others of a similar sort are needed. The Jayhawker this year has consented to allow the plates of any war activity at the University to be printed in the history of the University in the War when it comes out. A photograph of the K. U. regiment at war practice with the dummies on the University campus has been suggested as an example of the sort of war pictures that are wanted. Snapshotss of K. U. men in camp or at drill in Oklahoma or any other camp are other sorts that are needed. The reading matter of the proposed book is to tell of the men in the service, of the part the students took in contributing to war funds and company funds of the national guard units before they left for southern training camps. The war lecturers who have come to K. U. are also to have a part in the book. The action of the University in allowing men full credit when they enlisted in the military service is also to be described. Prof. S. O. Rice, of the University public bureau, is to help Professor Sterling in obtaining knowledge of Kansers in world-war. Professors in war courses at the University have been asked to send in facts concerning their course and what has been accomplished in them. Students' Annual Cavil Almost Goes by Board Professor Sterling is a member of the department of ancient languages, and was selected by the chancellor as historian probably because of his quarter-centennial history of K. U., written in 1891. PUBLICITY BUREAU TO AID At almost the last, too-late minute, it was ascertained at the Chancellor's office today that the students of the University of Kansas have this year put off their one grand chance at unrestricted public free speech. No petition has been filed either with the Chancellor or with Dean D. L. Patterson for the customary annual student convocation in which representatives of all the schools-, college, law, engineering, medicine, fine arts, and graduate-, make speeches voicing the opinions of their constituent members of the local council. The faculty always has followed a rule of strictly hands off, though not ears off, at this occasion of unbridled privilege. The officials in Fraser Hall are counting the minutes until the very last chance for undergraduate backfiring in 1918 has been passed. Money, saved works day and night for you. Buy War-Savings Stamps! V UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN . APRIL 12,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University EDITORIAL STAFF Vlivan Sturgeon. Editor-in-chile Martin Smith. Assoc. Director. Marley Smith. NewEd Howard Morgan. P.T. Edito Harvard Morgan. No. 1085 MaryJory Hoby. War Edito BUSINESS STAFF Business STYLE Fred Rigby ... Business Mgr Wavine Wattie ... Assistant Herman Hanken Memorial Milward West Floyd Hockenhill Alice Bowley Subscription price $2.00 per year 1 advance; one term, $1.75. Harry Morgan Donald Davis Dorothy Cole Roger Triplett Jason Wilson (Luther Hangen Ferd Gottlieb Entered as second-class mail matter Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K, U. 25 and 66. The Dalfy Kansan aims to picture the University of Kansas; to go further than merely print the news by standing for the ideals the University stands for; to be cheerful; to be be clean; to be cheerful; to be cheerful; to be cheerful; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university; to teach the students of the University. FRIDAY, APRIL 12, 1918 MARCHING ON He never would have made a learned honorary society. He might have had to chew hard on many printed pages to maintain eligibility long enough to get a long deserved letter in athletics. But the School of Engineering intended to graduate him a real engineer in 1919 and Coach Olcott said he was the finest type of American football player he ever saw. And now Buck Seward that K. U. knew so well and loved so much, Lieut. Charles Seward that the army of his country saluted...has joined the hosts that forevermore are marching on. He gave his smiling youth, his strength of body, and mind, and will, and character to the greatest cause of the world today. He did not fear. He did not hate. He simply gave all that was in him to be given. The old University will remember him. For he is living still, just as are her other sons whose names have gone on the Honor Roll, just as all sons in the Army of the Royal are living on. Their eyes have seen the glory. Verily their souls are marching on! THE THING—NOT THE MAN ing of your votes to make them count, you folks of ours who are carrying the responsibility of governing us all well, the responsibility this University is making us ready for, this is just to let you know that we are thinking of you and what you are doing that is good. This is just to let you know that we are conscious of what we have got to do some day and want to do right. This is what we want you to expect of us when we come home to you to take the place of work and duty and obligation to the community you will assign us and would or in And this is what we are thinking this is what we are hoping. Let the influence of the electorate, its solid majority support in the coming elections be for the thing to be attained—and not stop with man or party The national parties should have little or nothing to do with local government; they have nothing to do with the real final solution of local problems and the actual fulfilment of local needs. That is, they don't all parties. You know they don't. Quite incidentally a man of one party or another, or one man or another regardless of many a personal peculiarity—produces the realization of a community end, gets something done. The fact that a man is a Republican or a Democrat neither qualifies him nor disqualifies him for holding local office. Nor does the fact that he is a hale fellow well met and a "friend" of yours in itself qualify him for office. All this is by the way and might be true, but it is the thing he stands for, the thing he will convincingly pledge himself to do, the specific projects he will and can initiate and work for and accomplish, this is his one big, exclusive qualification for local office. It overshadows all else that might be just contributory to any candidacy. It is genuine. Elections are no longer regarded as chances to hand rewards to old "friends.' They are in spite of political machines which exist as a burden on the community and which exact cost of upkeep indirectly from the community. Their indirect way is expensive too—payments of political debts coming too often in appointments of good party-workers but inefficient office-holders. Election now is something altogether different. Elections are opportunities for an intelligent, alert electorate to support and with its first and last power of free citizenship fight for the things for the best electors of a given community, county, state—and at stated times for national issues. Work for the thing; let the man be the incidental means to the end; and let the party lines up go hang. BUT- Her mother and father were eon omizing so that they might keep her in school and buy Liberty Bonds as well. But she bought just as many luxuries as ever and never even thought of spending money for a thrift stamp instead of candy. THE GUN OF GOBAIN The gun in the forest of Gobain speaks eloquently of Germany. Its voice is Germany's voice. Its works are Germany's works. Each time the gun in the forest speaks it carries Germany's message to all the world. It is a super-gun. It is the highest development, in terms of man-killing machinery, of Germany's patient years of specialization. It is a gun of seemingly impossible power. Germany is a nation drilled and specialized to a point of seemingly impossible military power The shells that the forest gun hurls into Paris are thrown so high that they pass beyond the atmosphere of the earth. There has been war in the clouds, war in the air high above the clouds; but never before has war reached above the air. Such a gun rather aptly expresses German ambition. Most distinctly the gun of Gobain expresses German malignity. Shells burled seventy-six miles into a defenseless city do not advance the German cause in the war. They destroy a few buildings, kill a few non-combatants. But by any practical standard they must be measured as useless. They are utterly devoid of military value as the bombs dropped by Zeppeliners and airplanes on the open towns of France and England. Ingenuity, malignity and childishness are the German traits illuminated by the Gobain cannon. It bespeaks the ingenuity of a studious people that has concentrated its brain power on working evil; it bespeaks the heartless cruelty of a nation inspired by a fury of hate against all the rest of the world; it bespeaks the childishness of a race that delights in such a ghastly and costly toy.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Von Hindenburg has sworn to reach Paris if it takes a million Germans. Since he has already lost 300, 000 men, it is safe to say that he is at least three-tenths aus gespei- He was known as a perfect gentleman. He wanted to sit while he rode on the street car to class. Accordingly he rushed past the crowd of women trying to get on the car and got a seat. There were other men who waited to get on the car, but he— BUT— Serve and save—buy War-Saving! Stamps! A Few Words With Him The Philologist "So you know a man named 'Palefrey,'" said the Philologist. "That is no more remarkable than 'Colt' or 'Ross,' which also means 'horse,' and much less so than 'Oliphant,' which means 'elephant.' Every Day "Oh no, the origin of family names is usually not obscure. In fact names are very simple. When communities were small, there would be only one Peter in town, and he needed no further distinctive appellation. When at length a second Peter did appear and it was necessary to tell them apart, each would get an extra name. These were derived in one of four ways: "First: He could be distinguished by his father's name. The son of William would be called Williamson, Wilson, Wills, Wills, Billson, or Ellis. "Second: He could be distinguished by his trade and be: Peter Baker, Potter, Weaver, Carter, etc. "Third: He could be distinguished by his home, either the place where he lived; Wood, Hill, Dale, Ford, Longstreet, etc.; or by something on his place such as: Whitehouse, Stone, Elms, Snooks (meaning "Seven) or by his native town or country; London, Ireland, French, English, etc. Those are your four classes," the Philologist checked them off with an inky fore-finger: "Patronymics, Trade, Place, and Nicknames. "Fourth: They simply gave him a nickname such as Voyage. Long, Short Wings." Outside of these there are only artificial names such as those inflicted on' the German Jews at the time of WWII. The census as a delicate piece of Jupiter "Yes, names are very simple. If you run across any interesting ones, drop in any time. KANSAN PRIZE POEM CONTEST Every One Deserves Something IN MEMORIAM TO THE ASTUTE PEDAGOGUE (Exurgated) By R. A. Smith Come my dears, and seek to learn A lesson of pure delight Concerning one unholly prof. You ought to know on sight. Jon my chamber portal he midnight came a*call* answered—twas an angel Who watches over all. "Of all the people on the earth This man I loved the least" — Thus the soothing message ran And raised my hope like yeast. "The teacher, reacher, dunkorook Last night did cross the shore"— And then I looked again and hoped My guest would speak some more. But the shining image there grew silent. "Upon the throne you say he sits?" Again I sought to ast— "Oh, yes, he's leader there— And he has put me last!" And to my sad demand Answered that the man I hated Was safe in the Holy Land. "Must be a mistake in judgment I replied with questioning look; "No chance," declared the angel as he showed his clean, pure book. He locked the gates with iron, But that prof. he used a file; He bound the bum with fetters— That made the old cusm smile. Concerning his arrival The angel told me more— How he tried to bar the scalawag From heaven's golden shore. As he left my chamber door That the prof. sure cleaned things up Along the heavenly shore. Judge—"Did you hit this man in the excess of irasibility?" And the angel said with trembling voice By the way, doesn't it say something in the Bible about "a dinner of Herb's?"—Ladies Home Journal. Colored Man—"No, suh. I done hit him in de jaw." —Awgwan. At Oxford a boating graduate in his examination for ordination was asked: EARLY HOOVERISM "How many persons are there in the Trinity?" He promptly replied: "Four and the coxswain!" — Christian Register. NEW ARROW COLLARS FOR SPRING CASCO-23/8 in. CLYDE-23/8 in. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Suspect Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansan Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion, 35c; first insertion, six insertions, 32c; five insertions, 50c. Fifteen to twenty-five words, one insertion, fifteen to twenty-six words, five insertions, 50c; five insertions, 75c. Twenty- five insertions, one-half cent first insertion, one-half cent a word each additional insertion. Rates given upon application. TEACHERS WANTED—War con- WANTED-War conditions cause many good positions to be open. We must be prepared to fill them. Write for our blank and booklet. Central Educational Bureau, W. J. Hawkins, Mgr. Metropolitan Bldg., St. Louis, Mo. LOST—Small note book containing Nineteenth Century Literature notes. Return, Gertrude La Coss. 1301 Kg. Phone 1387 Rech. 127-2-196 FOR SALE-Thoroughly modern 6 room bungalow, hot air, coal furnace, large garage. Bargain for cash. Within easy walking distance of town and University. Call 2785 or address A, Kansan. 124.5-195 * PROFESSIONAL DR. OR-LUP—Eye, Ear, Nose and Dick Building. gills work guaranteed. Dick Building. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. Eyes examined (glasse- ed), 13 hours. 20 x 20 cm. 100 mm. 20 x 20 mm. 20 x 20 mm. 20 x 20 mm. 20 x 20 mm. DR. H. REDING-F. A. U. U. Building. Hours 9 to 5. Phone 513. JOB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. F. A. K. U. Bldg. Residence and hospital 10. Ohio St. Both phones. 35. KEELEE'S BOOK STORE - Quiz books artists' materials, drawing supplies, Pictures and picture framing. Agency Dammond Typewriters 393 Mass Street. FATAL DROP PLAY BALL! Base ball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic Store of Lawrence KENNEDY & ERNST 826 MA88. ST. ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. THE MASSACHUSETTS COUNTY BANK Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. Revo A BEVERAGE look for this For nutmuch crown top Watch!!! DEVO—a proven, whirlwind success—has been followed by a host of imitations. They are offered in a similar shape and color and labels and names suggestive of the BEVO bottle's embellishments. But you don't taste the package—it is the contents you must depend upon for enjoyment. Beware of these various just-as-goods—don't identify BEVO by the shape of the bottle alone. See Their Common Behaviors 7 Get Your Damage Reductive Fee CAUTION BEST WAY TO SAVE YOUR BACK 100% SUCCESS Look !! Look for the Seal Certain identification marks protect you against theft. The product, remember, but attempted rescuers are not in charge of the bottles similar to that of the new succulent. The genuine—have the boise opened before opening—will be protected. IT'S TIME TO TEACH. Look for the Seal See that it is unbroken; covers the Crown Top, and that the Crown Top is raised. Because the Battle has this look. Listen! BEVO is also healthy— the choice cereals and Saarer hops from which it is made make it so—and you will find its refreshing quality when you eat it. Unlike a soft drink, any one you ever tasted in a soft drink BEVO is a pure drink. Which means more than that it contains pure ingredients—means not just water, but suspect soda milk or water of containing sugars or other substances. All bottles—in always absolutely free from Demand the gemini. On sale at all first-class places. Your grocery will supply you by the week. Manufactured and hatted exclusively by Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, U.S. A. Berry UNIVERSAL BEER CO. The all-year-round soft drink A New Fighting Weapon— Advertising! ENGLISH commercialism discovered an effective fighting weapon at the beginning of our World War, and by its application to business, it was able to ward off the perils of panic and depression. This new fighting weapon was **advertising!** As one prominent advertising man said: "A study of advertising conditions in England during the past three years proves that even in the throes of the mightiest war in all history, which would seem to command all her energies, she is forging ahead in her vast business enterprises." Fred Sigby Business Manager APRIL 12, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Crystal Gazing Popular Among Primitive Peoples Thayer Collection Contains Many Valuable Crystals Used by Ancient Tribes Are you a believer in superstitions or crystal gazing? If so you will have an opportunity to satisfy your curiosity by viewing part of the Thayer collection in the Administration Building. The largest crystal in this collection is of Japanese design, and according to W. A. Griffith, professor of drawing and painting, the crystal alone, which is made of rock crystal, is valued at $40. The base on which it rests is made of glass. The other crystals are made of a dark crystal, which Prof. Griffith described as smoky tonzac. In using the crystal the seer really throws himself into a state of self-hypnotism and while in this state claims to see the picture of the thing which he is trying to discover, projected at the bottom of the crystal. Crystal gazing was common among practically all of the ancient peoples, even Greeks and Romans. The custom is still practised today among some of the less civilized nations. In western Australia the scryer or seer uses the flame of the burial fire in which to cast the images. In New Zealand the more civilized Mairi use a drop of blood for the crystal. Even the Indians of North America were accustomed to use this device to the fate of their war parties or other things in which they were interested. One of the commonest beliefs was that if a sick Indian would gaze into a pool of water he would see reflected there the various things which would cure him. The Apaches and Pawnees both believed in the crystal gazing. In Yucatan the main instrument for the gazer is a quartz crystal before which is burned gum opal as an incense and magic formulas are recited to cast a spell over the spirits. The modern psychologists, as a rule, however, put no faith in the powers of the crystal to reveal the past, present or future affairs, though may remarkable experiments have been performed. Mrs. Kelly a Theta Sigma Phi By the Way Mrs. Florence Finch Kelly of the New York Times, who was the guest of honor at a tea given Thursday by Miss Margaret Lynn for members and pledges of Theta Sigma Phi, was made an honorary member of the logical chapter of Theta Sigma Phi. Mrs. Kelly gave a practical talk on her varied newspaper experiences. She has been in newspaper work since 1881, when she began as a reporter on the Topeka Commonwealth. Fred Rodkey, graduate student and star track man, has withdrawn from the University and gone to his home in Blue Rapids. Herbert-Gensler Mr. Arthur Herbert and Corwin Gensler of Eldorado were married at Lawton, Ok., Friday, April 15. Mr. Herbert is enlisted in Headquarters Troop, 356th division. Mrs. Herbert was a student in the University of Sigma Kappa. She has been a guest at the Sigma Kappa house this week. Opal Holmes will spend the weekend at her former home in Pleasanton. Brown Cunningham, c21, has gone to his home in Caney because of illness. The dance which was to have been given by Pi Kappa Alpha tonight in Ecke's Hall, has been postponed because of the death of Buck Seward, the first K. U. aviator to be killed in France. Phi Alpha Delta entertained the Stevenson Club with an informal dance Thursday night from 7 to 8 o'clock. Gamma Phi Beta will entertain a member of each sorely this afternoon in honor of Miss Margaret Nachtrieb, visitation delegate of the sorely. William McPherson, who was a freshman on the Hill last year, has been a guest at Sigma Nu house the last few days. "Pep" Ragle, a former student in the University, who is now an ensign in the navy, is visiting at the Sigma Chi house. Ragle is stationed at San San Francisco. Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. Kenneth Uhls, who is in the School of Medicine at Rosedale will spend the week end at the Sigma Chi house. He is organizing the K. U. tennis team. George Marquis, a student at Rose- dale, visited friends in Lawrence Thursday. Sigma Alpha Epsilon will give a dance at the chapter house Saturday night, April 13. C. A. Randolph, 1718, who has been Coach Hamilton's secretary six years, has resigned to go into business for himself. Donald G. Paterson, who was an instructor in psychology in the University last year, is now the chief psychological examiner at Camp Wadsworth, Spartanburg, S. C. Captain James Roberts of the department of psychology, has the same position at Camp Sheridan, Montgomery, Ala. Romona Kirkpatrick, e'20, will spend the week,end at her home in Topeka. Franklins Pledge The Franklin's announce the pledging of Donald R. Abell, fa21, of Riley. Acacia announces the pledging of Craig Kennedy, special college. Called To Aviation Everett Kiefer, c'20, and Gola Cof felt, laf '18, will leave for Austin, Tex as Thursday, where they have beer ordered to report at the school of aviation. Kiefer enlisted in the aviation corps last December and has contin ued his work here until his call. Cof felt received his A. B. degree las year and was enrolled in the Schoo of Fine Arts this year. Sigma Tan, honorary engineering raternity, held initiation Tuesday eight at the Pi Kappa Alpha house or Edward Akers, c'18, of Leavenworth, and Roland Wolfe, e'19, of forton. Mr. and Mrs. Harry Darby of Kansas City, Kan., announce the engagement of their daughter, Florence, to Lieutenant Donald L. Brown of Fort The Junior class will give a dance Friday, April 19, at F. A. U. Hall. The proceeds from the dance will go to the class memorial fund. Haley's orchestra will play. Douglas, Utah. They will be married Wednesday, April 17. Miss Darby was a former K. U. student, and is a member of Pi Beta Phi. Sickness has kept Bruce Cunningham from returning from his home in Caney since the Easter vacation. Alpha Tau Omega entertained the freshmen of Alpha Chi Omega Tuesday night from 7 to 8 o'clock. Mu Phi Plegges Mu Phi Epsilon announces the pledging of Laurine Lynn, e'21, of Mankato. Sigma Kappa was at home to Acacia Wednesday night from 7 to 8 o'clock. Chi Omega will entertain with a rushing house party the week-end of April 18, 19, and 20. Miss Katherine Sprenger, of Burlington, has been the guest of Carrol Stevenson, c'19, several days. Mu Phi Pledges Snow Zoology Club met at 1244 Ohio Street Wednesday night. Mrs. Douthit had charge of the birds, and the subject was "Kansas Birds." SALESMAN WANTED by large company to sell maps during summer. Lowest man from K. U. last year cleared $10.90 per day. Will pay $5 per day in bonus. See Mr. Campbell at Eldridge Hotel, April 15 and 16. 127-2-197. Zoology Club GET YOUR FILMS FOR SUNDAY KODAKING AT SQUIRES' STUDIO Bowersock TodayOnly HARRY MOREY AND GRACE DARMOND JACK PICKFORD IN "THE OTHER MAN A picture that is very hard on finger nails—Holds your utmost interest from start to finish. TOMORROW ONLY What Does It Mean— What Is It About— Who Does It— Why Is It— "TOM SAWYER" April 24 WATCH FOR THESE ADS NEXT WEEK This is the first of the "Tom Sawyer" Series. As our patrons doubtless know, Jack Pickford is now a "Sammy" in one of the training camps, it will therefore be some time before he makes another picture. 50.50 April 24 MONDAY—The Prize Play— TUESDAY—The Cast WEDNESDAY—The Production THURSDAY—The at Sale FRIDAY—The Date These are the Questions you are Asking About MALL ORDERS RECEIVED HOWARD MORGAN, Mgr. Room 8, Green Hall Fifty-Fifty Seat Sale Opens for Mail Orders The seat sale for "Fifty-Fifty," the senior play to be given April 24, is properly progressing. Seats may be obtained by leaving orders with Howard Morgan, manager of the play, in Room 8, Green Hall. The orders may be either sent by mail or left at the manager's office. They must 'be accompanied by a stamped, self-addressed envelope. Tickets will be reserved for mail on order before the 'regular seat sale opens. The fourteen characters of the play are drawn from typical college life. The setting is laid in K. U. and the comedy deals with local events with a strong plot. It shows a keen insight into student affairs and plays up the humor of University activities. 2000 pounds of fresh caramels for special sale Friday. The Candy Shop. -Adv. HATS, CAPS, SUITS, SHIRTS for spring at much less than you pay elsewhere HUB CLOTHING CO. $20 Mass. St. SELVES ON EVERY SEASON HERE Our SELZ shoes for spring are here DR. BRADEN'S BIBLE CLASS FOR UNIVERSITY MEN AND WOMEN Meets at MYER'S HALL Sunday Mornings 9:30 UNSECTARIAN AND UNDENOMINATIONAL If you are not already a member of a Sunday Morning Bible Class—here is your opportunity. Class dismissed in time for Church Services. FOR PROMPT TAXI 455 SERVICE CALL JESS THORNTON Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemistitching and Picoting—10c yd. Remedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. Hotel Muehlebach BALDWIN AVENUE AND TREETHOUGHT STREET Kansas City, Mo. 500 New fireproof Room Rate from $200 Under the Personal Direction of S.J. 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These young milk fed "broils" we offer as an extra special to our Sunday menu. Served about any way you could want them—on ice cream, chilled or with shortcake. These are lucious, big red berries we are offering, juicy and delicious! This will also be be a special addition to our Sunday menu; please try it to our recipe and will do so every day just as long as we can get the quality of berries we demand for our patrons. Better Reserve a Table for Sunday Evening and Enjoy These Good Things at LEE'S. Telephone 2296 We'll Do the Rest In The Heart of The Student District Lee's College Inn Special Music Sunday Night Hayes & Herwitz VARSITY—TODAY and SATURDAY The Man Who Made "JOAN THE WOMAN," "THE WOMAN GOD FORGOT"—— CECIL B. DE MILLE PRESENTS C1. B2. A3. C4. D5. E6. F7. G8. H9. I0. J1. K2. L3. M4. N5. O6. P7. Q8. R9. S10. T11. U12. V13. W14. X15. Y16. Z17. "THE WHISPERING CHORUS" With a Large Cast of Players Headed by KATHLYN WILLIAMS, TULLY MARSHALL, RAYMOND HATTON and many others. ADMISSION 17 CENTS FOUR SHOWS DAILY APRIL 12,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Dinner Will Replace Medals This Year as Prizes at Track Meet Sharpest of Contest Expected To Be Between Sophomores and Juniors Instead of the usual medals for the winners of the first four places in the annual spring Interclass Track Meet, which is being held this afternoon on McCook Field, a big dinner will probably be given the winners. Whether invitation to this dinner shall be given only to the first and second place men, or shall be extended to third place men or four place men will be decided by the trackmen themselves before the meet starts. It is probable that only the first three place men will get their invitation to the dinner, which probably will be held Monday night. Coach Hamilton is carrying out the request of the Missouri Valley Conference officials in not awarding tickets to anyone in Kansas City last December it was voted not to give medals in any athletic contests in the Missouri Valley Conference this year. Both the freshmen and seniors are going into the meet this afternoon depending on one of two men to bring them enough points to win. The two Bradley brothers are the ones counted on by the fresh track man and Rice and Hunt are the big men of the senior aggregation. But track fans really look to the juniors and sophomores to fight it out for first place. Both teams have men of ability entered in every event, although the second year men probably have the largest number of actual Varsity athletes in the meet. They will have more men entered in each event than the juniors from the present outlook. Endeavor Union Holds District Convention State Officers and Delegates Will Assemble in Lawrence Saturday and Sunday The annual convention of the Third District of the Kansas Christian Endeavor Union, will be held in Lawrence, Auril 13-14. R. W. Ellis, chairman of the finance committee of the Kansas Christian Endeavor Union will preside. Saturday night supper will be served at the Christian Church at 5:30 o'clock by the Lawrence Atm. At 7:30 o'clock Dr. E. H. Given, pastor of the First United Brethren Church of Topkau, will address the meeting on the subject, "When Wars Shall Cease." The closing session of the meeting will be held at the Presbyterian Church at 7:45 o'clock, Sunday night. Special music and the installation of new officers will be a part of the service. The Union will be addressed by the Rev. E. A. Bleck, pastor of the Presbyterian Church. The subject of his address is "Christ and Democracy." Sunday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock there will be a short business meeting at the Plymouth Congregational Church. Special song service will follow and Paul Williams, president of the State Christian Endeavor Union, will speak on "First Four Words." Supper will be served at Plymouth Parish House at 5:45 o'clock, and will be free for all delegates. Alpha Omicron Pi Grants Local Charter Installation for K. U. Chapter Will Be Held Soon Beta Gamma, a local sorority which has existed sub-rosa the last two years has been granted a charter by Alpha Omicron FI. This sorority was founded January 2, 1897, at Barnard College, Columbia University, N. Y. It consists of twenty-one active and sixteen alumnus chapters. The active members of the local sorority include: Pattie Hart, c'18; Edith Phenecie, c'18; Mary E. Rose, special; Carroll McDowell, c'19; Orva Solt, c'19; Wetty Watson, c'20; Bartelle Uncetta, c'20; Ruth Ewing, c'20; Florence Klapmeyer, c'20; Jane Morgan, c'21; Marjorie Kidwell, c'21; Alumnae members are: Helen Gallagher, A. B.' 17; Helen Ruhlandt, A. B.' 17; Roberta Grace, Grace Stotts, A. B.' 17; Vivian Strahm Smith, A. B.' 16; Zolan Kidwell; and Mina Schenck. Mrs. A. J. Mix is a member of the Cornell chapter and Kenneth Uhls is a member of the chapter at the University of Washington. Mrs. Uhls has been a guest at the chapter house for several days. Alpha Omicron Pi is now represented at Barnard, now inactive through faculty ruling, Sophie Newcomb Memorial College, New York University, University of Tennessee, Randolph-Macon Woman's College, University of Nebraska, University of California, De Pauw University, Jackson College, University of Maine, Cornell University, Northwestern University, Leland Stanford, Jr. University, University of Illinois, University of Minnesota, Syracuse University, University of Washington, Southern Methodist University, University of Indiana, University of Wisconsin, Montana State College and Vanderbilt University. Installation of the new chapter will be held soon, the definite date not being known yet. Spider Webs Stop Recording of Quakes The inofficative, peaceful spider has had a weighty influence in the history of human events. It was a spider that saved Scotland in causing the re inspired Robert Bruce to return again to the battlefield. And it was another spider that deprived Little Miss Muffet of a savory meal of curds and whey. Between these two boundaries of history, the significant and the insignificant, he has played a part far beyond his frail strength. It remained for a K. U. Cephalothorax (that's his family name) to contribute a new episode to the annals of spiderdom by interfering with the study of earthquakes by a group of scientists. This particular member of the eight-legged trie selected Blake Hall as his home. Blake Hall is also the home of the seismograph, the highly complicated piece of mechanism which informs these scientists about the earthquake that Press can bring the news. Mr. Spider cast a critical eye into the interior of the machine, judged it to be an ideal home, and spun his web in the dark, quiet chamber which he found there. This year only three earthquake have been recorded by the instrument. One of the observant professors began to investigate, and discovered the coxy home of Mr. Cephalothorax. An astonishing discovery took place, and the machine now records even the slightest quiver of the earth's surface. Swimming Captains Elected Swimming Captains Elected Class captives for the swimming meet, which will be held the first week in May, were elected yesterday. They are Dorothy Dawson, sophomore; Eleanor Atkinson, junior; Margaret Hodder, senior. The freshman captain will be chosen today. There is exceptionally good material this year and the competition between classes will be keen, according to Coach Hazel, Pratt. Earth's Trembling Recorded Earth's Trembling Recorded A minor but well defined disturbance in the southwest portion of this country was recorded Tuesday night by the seismograph. It has been estimated that the probable source was in the neighborhood of Cuba or Haiti. The primary wave began at 8:15:43 p.m.; the main wave was recorded at 8:25:13; and the noticeable disturbance came at 8:45. The distance is estimated at between 1900 to 1950 miles; direction approximately southeast and northwest. Chocolate caramels, coconut tops, Cleveland's choice and marshmallows—none like Wiedemann's…Adv. McColloch's Drug Store CONKLIN PENS are sold at Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement 736 Mass. St. 847 Mass. A. G. ALRICH PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS Meet your appetite at our table. The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. Frosh Blank Varsity In Slowest Game Yet On Poor Playing Field First String Men Out of Contest to Prepare for Emporia Clash Coach Dutch Wedell's freshman nine defeated the Varsity for the first time this season Thursday afternoon on Hamilton field diamond. The score at the end of the three innings contest was 5-0. Most of the Varsity regulars were out of the game and only the outfield was composed of the first string men. The game was not as fast as some of those which have been played this year, owing largely to the rough playing field. Because of a chance for a game with Coach Bill Hargiss' Emporia Normals on the Emporia field today, Coach Bond sent most of his first string men to the showers immediately after practicing on the field. The game may have been called off and may be played later in the year. The Varsity lineup against the frush was as follows: Kitchen, catcher; Goodwin, pitcher; Willems, first base; Uhrlaub, second base; Isenberger, short stop; Keeler, third base; Weltmer, left field; Smith, center Exclusive Agency for REGAL SHOES PECKHAM'S The University of East Sudbury & Marne Uni Shop Practice Proves Valuable Herbert R. Kipple, who spent several hours at Fowler Shops the other day, stated that he was now working for the McDonald Machine Company of Chicago on a $170.00 a month salary. He said that all of his training in machine shop work had been received during his Freshman year in Fowler Shops, and he gives this training full credit for his ability to handle such a position. field; Oyster, right field. Lefty Harms pitched his first game for the freshmen and worked well throughout. Brite was the yearling catcher and the remainder of the lineup was the same as has been used regularly against the Varsity. Try that Mexican Pean Penutia at the Candy Shop.—Adv. CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. 1028 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter "We're in Business for Your Health" Formerly Evans' 819 Mass. Welkos Drug Store A. Marks & Son The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence 735 Mass. St. The Originially Masks, Jewelry Store The Original Marks Jewelry Store. A Fresh Shipment of A Fresh Shipment of MARTHA WASHINGTON CANDIES World almanacs for 1918 have arrived University Book Store 803 Mass. St. World Alumnus for 1918 have arrived DELICIOUS CHICKEN DINNER for Sunday—35 cents. THE SUPREME CAFE 914 Mass. Our meal tickets will save you money on your board. As Graceful As the Lily— are these new Spring suit creations our suit department is daily receiving. Models on conservative lines—from Poorie Twilis, Men's Wear Serges, Gabardines, Velours, Popins, Delhi Cloths, Silvertones, Wool Jerseys and Tweeds in various colors, down to the neat Wool Mixtures—the selection at this store is comprehensively greater than you will find elsewhere. 1920s FASHION IN THE GARDEN Innis Bulline Hackman Carefull Attention Given to All Business There's a Privacy About Our Ice Cream Parlor That You'll Like WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Greene's Chocolate Shop New Location—Just across from Innes' on West Ninth. Business College trains young people for good paying positions as bookkeepers, stenographers, cashiers, commercial teachers, cour trappers, and private secretaries. We prepare students for civil service examinations and our graduates secure excellent appointments in departmental and field servic. Candy is not under the food ban—the Food Administration recognizes candy as a food, but it suggests that you select those kinds that contain the least amount of sugar. Chocolate dipped nuts, jelly candies, marshmallows and nut candies are a few varieties approved by Mr. Hoover. All of these and others, you'll find at Wiedemann's.-Adv. Catalog on request. Address, Lawrence Business College, Lawrence, Kans. A Suit Tailored to Your Measure $15 up Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bldg. 707 Mass. St. Exclusive Bldg. for Ed. V. Price Gloves CORNELL UNIVERSITY MEDICAL COLLEGE in the City of New York ADMTS graduates of University of Kansas presenting the required物理, Chemistry and Biology INSTITUTIONAL TECHNOLOGY throughout the course. Small sections facilitate personal contact with instructors. GRADUATE COURSE leading to A. mdn Ph.D. also offered under graduate programs. GRADUAL School of Cornell University. Applications for admission are pre- ferably made not later than June. Nine session appoints Sept. 30, 1918. For information and catalogue, address The Dean, Cornell University Medical College, Box 444 First Ave, and 28th St. New York City. VENUS PENCILS The first word of the second line is "The." The second word of the third line is "word." The fourth word of the fourth line is "word." The fifth word of the fifth line is "word." The sixth word of the sixth line is "word." The seventh word of the seventth line is "word." The eighth word of the eighth line is "word." The ninth word of the ninth line is "word." The tenth word of the tenth line is "word." The eleventh word of the eleventh line is "word." The eleventh word of the eleventh line is "word." The eleventh word of the eleventh line is "word." The eleventh word of the eleventh line is "word." The eleventh word of the eleventh line is "word." Trial Samples of VENUS Penels and Eraser sent free. FREE! Please enclose fc in stamps for packing and postage. ANCIENT GREEK PEACE GET YOUR TIME FOR SUNDAY KODAKING AT American Lead Pencil Co. 215 Fifth Avenue, N. Y. You'll like Von's candies at the Candy Shop—Adv. SQUIRES' STUDIO These famous pencils are the standard by which all other pencils are judged. The Oread Cafe 17 black degrees 6 B$S felt to 9 H$ harded and hard and medium copying Look for the VENUS finish is the number you call when you call Brick and tell him you want a place reserved for Sunday night dinner. For it's no longer a question of "Where to eat?" It's a matter of going where you get the best and the surroundings are most pleasant, and that's E. C. Bricken, Prop. Just a step from the Campus Dept. D9 BUY LIBERTY BONDS MONDAY "Song of the Soul." MONDAY ALICE JOYCE IN THURSDAY VARSITY BUY LIBERTY BONDS. Tuesday and Wednesday ENID BENNETT Mc THURSDAY MARGUERITE CLARK IN "The Keys of the Righteous" "The Valentine Girl" 592 Friday and Saturday "DOUG" FAIRBANKS IN "Mr. Fixit." Also at Bowersock On Friday Only Latest Fun Riot Friday and Saturday His Latest Fun Riot. BOWERSOCK Monday and Tuesday MADAME PATROVA IN ‘Exiled’ WEDNESDAY V I O L A D N A IN “Breakers Ahead” THURSDAY "BILL" HART IN "The Patriot" FRIDAY "DOUG" FAIRBANKS IN "Mr. Fixit." SATURDAY CHARLIE CHAPLIN IN "The Floor Walker" AND "Nancy Comes Home" NEXT WEEK—look them over UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV University May Train Teachers According To Smith-Hughes Law UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, MONDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 15, 1918. Senate Adopts Proposals Asking For Federal Aid to Establish Work To Teach Various Trades New Courses in Home Economies, Shop Work, History and Drawing Teachers of agriculture probably will be trained at the State Agricultural College, but the University of Kansas will undertake to train teachers for the trades and industries. In order to do this it will be necessary to recruit a number of teachers and to change others to meet the requirements of the Smith-Hurges law. The University Senate has adopted proposals for the training of teachers under the Smith-Hughes law, which under certain regulations gives federal aid to high schools for the purpose of vocational education and to universities and colleges for the purpose of training teachers. The University Senate promises that the University is ready to meet the requirements of the Smith-Hughes law and that it will give the fullest co-operation with the State Board in training teachers under the conditions as they change from time to time. Courses will be given embracing a practical knowledge of shop work, general requisites, related subjects, and teaching. Some of the classes are: Home architecture and sanitation, home decoration, sewing, selection and preparation of foods, clothing design, clothing manufacture, dietetics and a number of others to prepare teachers of home economics. There will be courses in the various kinds of shop work, and in connected subjects such as science, mathematics and drawing, history and functions of industrial education, and methods and management of teaching.. Captain Uhls Selects Three Players For 1918 Tennis Team Matthews, Skaer, and Fratchei On Squad—Freshmen to Have Chance K. B. Uhls, coach and captain of the Varsity tennis squad, selected his men Saturday afternoon after tryouts on the McCook courts. C. K. Matthews, H. A. Skaer and F. A. Fratcher were chosen. The players were judged according to their serve and stroke, the different strokes including the chop, drive, cut, overhead, backhand, and lobbing. "The Varsity is fair but not as good as I expected," said Uhls, after practice. Coach Uhls is a Miscontinent and Kansas State title holder. He has played in many games at Kansas City and is now attending the K. U. Medical School at Rosedale. He comes to Lawrence on Saturdays to practice and coach on the University courts. Uhls expects to get a doubles partner from one of the three men on the Varsity. C. K. Matthews, c'18, was center of the basketball five this season and has won three games. He is Kansas City. H. A. Skar, c'19 has won many matches in Butler county and in the central part of the state. F. A. Fratcher, c'18, has played a great deal and is a member of the team of the Rockhill club of Kansas City. Freshmen will enter out-of-town tournaments for the first time at K. U. The men will be divided into three classes, according to their ability. Excellent players will be placed in the first class, those with ability in the second and the poorer players in the third class. The freshman unit will then send each Uhls. The two best players will be chosen and sent to Kansas City to play Kansas City players in about two weeks. The first tournament will be with Oklahoma. Later games are scheduled with the Kansas Aggies, Missouri, and the team will be entered in the Missouri Valley meet, probably at Ames. Three Varsity men and two freshmen also will play a Kansas City team, when the freshmen players go to Kansas City. Classes for Eight-Week Clubs Started by Y. W. NUMBER 128 "The Purpose and Work of the Eight-Weeks Club" will be the subject of a talk given by Mrs. A. C Terrill at the regular meeting of the Y. W. C. A in Myers Hall Tuesday afternoon at 3 o'clock. A special effort is made every year by the Association to train college women to organize these clubs for younger girls from small communities during the summer. The workshop will be of interest to women from rural communities and towns. A second meeting will be led by Mrs. Terrill April 23. The subject for discussion will be "The College Girl—Her Activities at Home and Abroad." The last meeting in the series will be April 30. Last year Mrs. Terrill conducted a class for leaders of Eight-Clubs, which studied the needs of the small community from a religious, social, and intellectual standpoint. Allen McQuhae, Tenor Soloist With Symphony Has Had Varied Career Started as Farmer and Obtained Musical Education in Cabaret If Allen McQuhue, tenor solos with the Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra, which comes to Lawrence, Monday, April 22, were to use his whole name in a professional connection, there wouldn't be room on the noster for anything else. ROBERT S. HAYES ALLEN McQUHAE He started his career as Charles Allen Alphonsus Burns McQuhae; and if you have any doubts about the way to pronounce it, try "McKway." That does the trick. His fond parents decided he was to be a Jesuit priest. Allen decided otherwise. He "it out," in fact, and made his way to Canada where he worked on a Manitoba farm—something like the one he bought a few years afterward when a flyer in the mail came with funds. In addition to all this that has had thorough experience as a farmer and as an engine wiper. The examination scheduled for Wednesday, April 17th, has been postponed until Friday, April 19th. The class will meet as usual on Wednesday. It was by way of a motion picture theater, then musical comedy cabinet performances that he got his musical start in life and has since become one of the most insistently sought after tenors in the United States, of which Mr. McQhaune is a devoted citizen in spite of his foreign origin. Classes Dismissed to See Company M Go Through Classes were dismissed at 10 o'clock this morning and again this afternoon in an effort to do honor to Company M, the University's company, which was scheduled to arrive in Lawrence this morning. The University band headed a delegation of students and faculty members to the Union Pacific Railroad Station this morning, commanded up entirely of the crew, which commanded upounced later that Company M would arrive in the afternoon. Capt. F. E. Jones, commanding Company M, arrived in Lawrence this morning. Notice For Students In Commercial Geography W. M. Duffus. Send the Daily Kansan Home. The scene was in front of a sorority house. The actors were five young men in a motor car. The time was Sunday night. The performance consisted of cheap wit, cruel and coarse attempts at humor and maudlin songs. Nothing badly offensive, but nothing at all commendable and the whole thing pitiful disgusting, in no sense manly and in no sense worthy of a decent University man. UNFORGIVABLE CRUDITY You know at the end of the foregoing paragraph what this little recital is about. It happens once or twice a year in almost every college or University. It is a preventable form of idiocy that seemingly had not been wholly eradicated. It happened Sunday night in Lawrence. The five men, apparently University men, were or pretended to be under the influence of liquor. They left an empty quartish bottle in front of the sorority house to indicate their condition more fully. And it and the whole performance indicated nothing, but cheap, crude, cate, disgusting shameful cutting up. One of these five men was recognized. Two others probably are known. But with one to go on, cannot the Student Council and the other organizations of the men and women of the University learn the identity of the whole five and let them know just how University men and women feel toward such callowness? It can be prevented from happening again and the students can do it. No use to appeal to the Disciplinary Committee. "They have no report on the incident." There's a more powerful organization than the whole faculty, in such instances. It is called the student body. Sixty-Year Repose of Corner Stone in Old North College Broken Contents Much Damaged by Day Well Preserved Dampness—Newspapers of The corner stone of old North College, laid with formal Masonic ceremonies October 18, 1859, was opened today noon, shortly after the wreckers had thrown down the northeast corner of the building. The bottom of the tin box was rusted away, and the contents were damaged by moisture. The box and its contents will be presented to the University museum by the contractor, Charles A. Colvin. The tin box, a foot square and eight inches deep, was placed in a hollow in the brick at the top of the basement wall, and over this a large sandstone slab was placed. This sandstone was cracked so the water had run into the recess. In the box were a copy of the Bible, and a volume which appeared to be a Presbyterian book containing Confession of Faith, catchism and other church ordinances; a copy of the Herald of Freedom of October 8, 1859, and a copy of the Lawrence Republican of October 13, 1859, both papers printed in Lawrence; a copy of the state constitution, printed in pamphlet form as a supplement to the Republican, and some other papers that were so moulded that they turned away in the air, and were blown away from the box, but was in the bottom of the box, was badly deceased for a fourth of its thickness, and the binding of the other book was almost gone. The newspapers were in a good state of preservation, except that they were worn nearly through on the folds. The paper is particularly white and the print clear. Captains for each class team, which is to enter the swimming meet, have been elected. Lois McCord will lead the freshmen, Dorothy Dawson is captain of the sophomores, Eleanor Atkinson was elected by the juniors and Margaret Hodder for the seniors, lily in war times, and have only one party dress. You won't seem quite so much like an "expensive luxury" to him perhaps. However, Genevieve, if you have your heart set on looking different, there are two ways: It isn't uncommon in war times to wear afternoon dresses, especially Many women are out for the meet and Coach Hazel Pratt expects more competition than ever. The captains are expected to get their teams organized at once and begin systematic practice as soon as possible. Many women, who are not interested in any other athletics, are out for swimming as well as most of the strongest supporters and members of the W. A. A. Leaders of Class Teams For Swimming Elected The British Ministry of Foods has given out a recipe for making a cheap substitute for butter from potatoes. Fourteen ounces of potatoes and two ounces of butter or margarine are used in the composition. Frances Flynn and Katherine Glendenning SOP Representatives of W.S.G.A. Rilla Hammet and Dorothy Dawson Win In Junior Elections In the election for representative to the council of the Woman's Student Government Association, which was held Friday, Helen Peffer and Carol Martin were elected for senior representatives. Rilla Hammet and Dorothy Dawson for junior and Katherine Glendening and Frances Flynn for sophomore. Installation for the new council members will take place Tuesday night in Mrs. Brown's rooms in Fraser Hall. The following votes were cast: senior, Carol Matrin; 45, Helen Pefer, 41; junior, Rilla Hammet, 84, Dorothy Dawson, 84, Eloise McNutt, 32, Ruth Bottomly, 30; sophomore Katherine Glendening, 76, France Flyn, 72, Dorothea Engle. 38. The election of freshman representatives will be held next fall. Professor Nevin Tells Of Singing Thousand "It is the greatest experience of my life,"—that is the characterization of musical leadership of almost half a hundred thousand soldiers given by Arthur Nevin, composer, director, conductor, and formerly professor at the University of Kansas, but now chief of soldier singers at Camp Grant, Rockford, Ill. Professor Nevin told in a brief interview what the big job meant both to him and to the man. "The natural emotions roused by ties of home and country find expression in the song of the multitude. But men can't get the feeling out by singing alone—it's in singing together." Professor Nevin said, "and the more much more fuller, better together so much more fuller, the common joy and inspiration of the season. Then there's the song that cheers and the song that has a careless laughter in it—there's the right song for every human need. All participate. All get what the music imparts. We are building the morale of an army with the song on its lines." “It’s bound to be a singing army that goes over,” said Professor Nevin in this morning, “made up of men who will call to get rested when they are tired—sing the song of victory when they face the enemy.” "I am not trying to better or elevate taste for music," said the army singing chief, who can present the compliments of the commanding officer anywhere,—"no time for that or use it now. Just doing my bit by teaching the best men in this land to sing 'Over There,' 'Long, Long Trail,' 'Eliza,' 'Pack Up Your Troubles,' 'Goodbye Broadway,' 'Joan of Arc,' 'When the Clouds Roll by,'—and even 'Poor Little Butterfly.' And you just ought to hear 'em sing the national songs!' No amount is too small to LEND TO YOUR COUNTRY. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Reckless Students Do Serious Night's Work Send the Daily Kansas to some friend "over there." Just before midnight Sunday night an automobile load of young men who were all presumably students, some of them positively identified, made a circuit of all the sorority houses they could remember and to each chapter gave a sorenade of such contemptible nature that this morning complaints were entered with disciplinary officers of the University. Women's names in college lists sings about them; ribbany was rang when she was coherent, according to reports made from the different sorority houses. There is no action taken yet in the case. Investigations are not quite complete, although preliminary complaints are said to contain adequate specifications of grossly indecent conduct to warrant drastic measures. The only clue as to the men's condition was a quart bottle labelled a whiskey both poor and dangerous, that they left on the steps of one chapter house. The automobile got stuck in a mud bank and in the confused efforts to restore it to service names as well as epithets were called, heard, and reported. The whole spree, so far as it was within the vicinity of the University, lasted until the e arly hours of Monday, despite the car to expedite transport. One hour was put in before one chapter house. No! Algernon, a cub on a newspaper doesn't always become a bear at the newspaper game. Plain Tales From The Hill The inevitable; when the days lengthen, assignments lengthen. The sunshine tempts, lessons repel. Result . . . "Kindly call at office of dean at your earliest convenience." "Queen Elizabeth got a little unladylike at times. She had even been known to take off her slipper and lark and even spit in one's face at one time. She was familiar with the cad driver's horse talk, too. In fact she might be said to be a rude lady," said Professor Crawford to his class in English History. It's a sure sign of summer or old age when a senior and a graduate student go together to vote for the freshman representative of W. S. G. A., and insist that their votes are as valuable as anyone's. "Why," exclaimed a visitor looking at the little marble bench northeast of Green Hall, "Why. I had no idea that anyone was buried here on the campus!" The reporter was looking for news. "Oh say, didja hear about the big iron fence they were buildin' back of the law building?" asked the freshman. "Didja, huh?" "Why, no," he answered. "What about it?" "Well, they're buildin' it 'cause it's spring an' all the trees are leavin'. Dontcha see their trunks?" Whereupon he registered a fade-out. In a class in Food Conservation, the instructor was lecturing to the young women on the ill effects due to insufficient fruit and vegetables in the diet. "Why," she said, "I can see from the look on some of your faces that you are suffering right now." Send the Daily Kansan Bome. May B. Good was walking along Oread street when she noticed the dummies which the students are using in military drill and called her chum's attention to them. "Mary Sankle, do you see those sheep down there by the tennis courts?" "They are sure sheep," answered Mary, "but they are rather soiled." Yes, again we notice the "Consistency of inconsistent women." Every other week the women of the University flock to the lectures on Food Conservation. Here they learn of the great American waste and the extravagance of a thoughtless nation. Further, they learn of the great food need of the allies at the present time, and of great responsibility of United States in meeting the food supplies of the allies. Then they all troop down town for that daily bitter-sweet eclair. Consistent — did some one say so —? Mrs. Nellie Taylor of Plymouth, California, is said to have developed a process for making acorn flour which is a satisfactory substitute for wheat flour. She claims that it is really superior to wheat flour for making cake. Shipyards Offer Men From College Chance For Patriots' Services Shipping Board Representative Pleads for Help From Universities Victory Depends On Ships Marine Transportation Fundamental Need, Says Dr. J. A. B. Scherer "The fundamental need of this country at the present time is ships," said Dr. J. A. B. Scherer, president of Throop College of Technology, and representative of the United States-based board speaking to an audience of University men in Fraser Chapel Saturday on "Ships and Winning the War." "The war must be won by helping Hurley," Doctor Scherer said. "Last year submarines destroyed six million tons of allied shipping. That loss must be replaced by the Allies, and the United States must furnish its share. We had planned to furnish that much shipping our ship with two million men go from the sea into the army, we will be able to produce only a little more than two million tons.." "The fate of civilization now rests with America, and we must get our forces to the aid of the Allies as soon as it is humanly possible. We cannot do this until we have ships enough to carry the men across and keep them supplied with provisions." YEARS HARMFUL PEACE. **IF WE CAN HANDLE PEACE** "We can hold the line on the western front for another year the submarine will be exterminated, for the Allies are weaving the subs down until they are losing much of their effectiveness. What we have to fear now is the inconclusive peace that will stop the conflict before America can throw its forces into the struggle." "The men who can build ships and will work 'In the shipyards are just as patriotic as the Sammies in the trenches. This is proved by the fact that Uncle Sam is taking men out of the training camps and sending them to the shipyards." NEED COLLEGE MEN FOR SHIPS Doctor Scherer spoke of the need for college men in the shipbuilding industry. He urged engineering students in particular to consider it as a permanent occupation, not only now but also after the war, since it is certain many of the plants will continue their operations then. Doctor Scherer believes the impetus given to船 building by the war will restore this country to its old time supremacy in the merchant marine. All the shipyards are calling for college men as permanent employees, according to Doctor Scherer, but there are many plants that will take men for the summer vacation only. Doctor Scherer advised men who wish employment in the shipyards, either permanently or for the summer only to write Andrew Moore, Moore & Scott Iron Works, Oakland, Cal., or Frank P. McKibbenn, South Bethlehem, Pa., using Doctor Scherer's name as reference. Doctor Scherer left names and addresses of other firms with Dr. F. B. Dains, of the department of chemistry. Students may obtain them of him. K. U. Has Given $6,200 So Far To Third Loan Subscriptions at the University for the third Liberty Loan had reached a total of $6,200 at noon today with a number of subscriptions not yet reported. Prof. U. U. G. Mitchell announced that students desiring to subscribe to the loan may do so at the University business office in Fraser Hall. Blanks for subscriptions may be had at the business office. Saturday Surveys Now The class in surveying at the School of Engineering is doing special work on week days and usually Saturdays in place of the usual work required in the summer months. In previous years the class has given the greater part of the summer vacation to surveying in different parts of the state. But war conditions make it necessary that the men help out at home this summer. Consequently the special work will be done on Fridays and Saturdays and during Commencement week. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 15.1918 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kannada EDITORIAL STAFF **Vivian Sturgeon**, ... Editor-in-chief James Hardace, ... Associate Editor Howard Morgan, ... P. T. Editor Howard Morgan, ... Sole Editor Marion Globy, ... War Editor Ricky Ribey...Business Mgr Wayne Wylie ...Assistant BUSINESS STAFF Herman Hangen Miller Wear Millard Wear Floyd Hockenhill Evelyn Palmer Evelyn Palmer Subscription price $3.00 per year if advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week, and published weekly in the De- press of Kansas. From the press of the De- press of Kansas. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66. The Dally Kansan aims to picture a world in which the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by rending for the ideas the thirst for and curiosity to be clear; to be cheerful; to be careful; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the students of the University. MONDAY, APRIL 15, 1918 MUNICIPAL PRIDE AND SHAME "Every city that I know of that has any pride," says Fred C. Triggs of the Kansas City Star, "is proud of its fire department and ashamed of its police system." Visitors are told proudly of the number of fire stations, and are taken down to see the wheels go round. The department will make an exhibition run solely for their edification. The fresh paint and hundred per cent efficiency are gorgeous and dazzling. Even the small town boasts its motor driven truck, chemical tanks and carts of hose. But the police department of cities great and small is sacred to the clutches of the politician and characterized by the amount of efficiency to be expected from such a source. Visitors are not taken to the police stations to admire the efficiency of the wheels of justice. It isn't done, you know. The efficiency of the wheels of justice depends on the will of the "boss." "Bosses" are much given to financial interest in the very activities in the city which the respectable citizen wants stamped out. The "boss" of course will find a place for one of the "boys" somewhere in the system. If there are no places he will make some. The "boys" may or may not possess the ability, the desire, and the intent to serve the public faithfully and well—but, well they are loyal fellows, and we hope they do. So, ironically enough the public safety force of the city makes it's living off of the pathological pests of the city; they stand for the things they are expected to eliminate. The faithful, honest, officer who occasionally gets on the force and works for a better and cleaner city is relegated to suburbany districts where he has nothing more strenuous to do than to watch boys play mumble-ty-peg, or is dismissed from the force as too useful. There is a reason for these two extremes of efficiency in the same city system. No man in the city wants his property destroyed by fire. But an important part of the officials in power are not interested in or desirous of a permanent city whitewashing. BUT— There were two of them playing tennis. Two more fair co-eds including an unsophisticated freshman came innocently onto the court and looked as though they wanted to play. The two who were using the court asked them to play doubles with them, out of courtesy to the visitors. No they were waiting for another couple to come and play. Finally after waiting for half an hour they said they would play because there was nobody else to play. They might have accepted the first ime as true sportsmen, but— OUTSIDE OF THE CAP OUTSIDE OF THE CAP A freshman has written to the Kansan a well worded but unrepresentative communication protesting against the cap custom. His communication unfortunately lacks basis of fact and is similar to other unburnished ideas which students fresh from high school have from time to time in the past aired in the columns of the Kansan inside pages. This freshman, who asks that his name be withheld when the communication is printed, says the freshmen do not want to wear the cap. Last year the Daily Kansan seeking to show the University Senate, then considering the abolishing of paddling for not wearing the distinctive headgear, held a voting contest. The result was that of 230 freshmen voting, only 27 were against the freshman cap. Of this number, only 57 opposed paddling as a means of enforcing the cap rule. The contest was open to every man in the University. Yet the freshman class—and a representative class—aw the wisdom of retaining this one tradition that smacked of school spirit so noticeable for its absence now, and voted overwhelmingly for caps. The upperclass voted 48 against the cap tradition of 570 votesast. Of this number, 118 were against paddling. Unlike the intelligence which the communication writer refers to and which he seems to think the freshmen would use to abolish the cap custom, the freshmen favored the caps. But it is not for the freshman to say just what they should do when they arrive at K. S. U. They need look after. They should not be let loose on the campus to do as they please. Freshmen at no other institution in the United States are looked after as well and with less severity than they are at the University of Kansas. For time immemorial the freshman cap has proved a means of creating good fellowship. It is the one thing which the University Senate has left standing as a tradition at the University. There is evidence of a lack of loyalty on the part of freshmen this year to wear caps that may make some "means other than physical" but just as severe necessary to make this one tradition live. The University Senate, in spite of this vote which indicated the temper of the University, voted to suit its own ideas, and made "physical violence" in enforcing the cap rule, a crime at the University. The freshman communicate is radically wrong when he says that the upperclassmen do not have means of getting acquainted. They become acquainted by means of caps while freshmen. Laws are recognized by their canes, engineers by their flannel shirts, journalists by their corduroys, and College students by the absence of all these distinctions. The freshman cap acts as a safety valve for the freshman career. It is the outside of the cap that counts, for the outer appearance has a mental effect on the wearer. The upper-classman sees in the cap wearer a loyal student. By the time that he becomes a sophomore and junior his freshman training has enabled him to uphold the highest traditions of the University. The outside of the cap has done it. The cap is a means of becoming acquainted and it is a peculiar freshman who does not look back on his cap-wearing days as the best ones at the University. His fresh cap is kept as a treasured momento of his first year at dear old K. U. Absence of the cap is a means of pointing out to the passing University student the freshmen, who are trying to become stained upperclassmen in a couple of months. Such rapid growth goes to the freshman's head. It is bad for him. By the time he becomes a junior, he is an unbearable prig if allowed to run around, minus any badge of distinction. (Editor's note.—The communicate should confer with an upperclassman or some cap-wearing freshman in regard to Massachusetts Street. Freshmen have to wear their tiny headgear only on the campus and on the University athletic fields.) The average K. U. student analyzed as to intellectual propensities is a queer sort of being in some respects, especially considering the kind of material that he stores and does not store away in his brain cells. HOME IGNORANCE OF OVERSEAS He may be a shark (or a bigger fish, if such a one infest the sea) at zoology, entomology, and other brain-developing oligos. Perhaps, he may be in the habit of taking his mental gymnastics by a careful investigation of the properties of the nth roots of unity. There is also the student who wanders through the halls of the law building with a miniature library under his arm, pondering the question of whether a certain loquacious person is guilty of malfauses. The daily bread of thought of this student may be the Greek alphabet, the orations of Cicero, the campaigns of Marius, Caesar, Hannibal, Alexander the Great, and Napoleon. Another type of this average student is the one who journeys wearily back and forth between Snow and Blake Halls, meditating on the number of atoms in a grain of hydrogen, and wondering whether his first patient will be a victim of sciatica or a mere valetudinian. A common type of student is one who writes English themes, glowing with original and creative ability and is intensely interested in the kind of foods to use in helping to win the war. Now the queer part of the situation is that the average student, regardless of the type to which he belongs, when questioned about the number of Americans in France, the kind of guns and airplanes used by the waring nations, or the location of yesterday's important battle, replies with a vacant stare. He knows that we are sending men and munitions across the ocean to fight Germany and that recently Germany made a deep inroad on French soil. He probably has heard rumors of a strike in Kansas City, but beyond that his knowledge of present events is limited. If the student happens to be a girl, the situation is even more pathetic. A few, having interests across the water, spend four or five hours each week knitting, but at the mention of St. Quentin or Montidier, they inform the speaker that they have either been too busy to read or that they simply can't injure their delicate sensibilities with the perusal of such sanguinary literature. WHAT EVERY MAN EXPECTS WHAT EVERY MAN EXPECTS (By Helen Rowland) Oh, yes! The genius of Newton, The coolness and composure of "Central." It is perfectly easy for any woman to learn to COOK! All in the world you need Is the "right SPIRIT, my dear!" And a stove and a cook book, and a bungalow apron, AND The genius of Newton, The agility of a Charlie Chaplin The judgment of Solomon, The skill of Ariel, The imagination of Jules Verne, The persistence of Delliah, The versatility of Mrs. Fiske, The sure aim of Christy Mathew son, The thumbs of a blacksmith, The skin of a salamander, The batting average of Ty Cobb, The nerve of Joss Willard, The self-assurance of the kaiser, The faith of Joan of Arc, AND KANSAN PRIZE POEM CONTEST Every One Deserves Something WHEN DAVID CAME Gertrude O. Palmer The meekness of a— WORM! —Exchange. Not to the home of priest or king, Nor to the halls of luxury, Church That God had laid His hand upon. Went the robed priest to search the choice Long years ago a king was sought, a man of God to rule His men; To take the throne instead of one Who lost his power for selfish gain Out to the home upon the plains, then tomb upon the plants. Where dwell a simple shepherd folk; Strong, free and brave,-proud Nature's own, He stood in stately judgment while The prophet turned his God-led steps. Their stalwart form and graceful mein. Of those tall, comedy shepherd lads With beauty in the countenance. And many times his judgment erred, Seeing the stature and the face But God's firm voice was silent yet, And Samuel's mind was puzzled 'or Jesse's sons were formed like gods And pleasing to the outward eye. But when at last young David came. The ruddy, simple, shepherd boy; With heart as pure as his white And soul born of the plain and sky—, "Arise, anoint him, it is he" "The Lord's voice rang in Samuel's" "touch." And he then poured the crusie of oil Upon the kneeling David's head. O not alone in times of old, For Jewish and Judean Kings Are men of David's heart and soul. are men of David's heart and soul, the choice of God to rule his men But in the fighting world today Where science kills, and war's n Where passion, selfishness and gain Of favored men low beasts have made, Is the call loud and louder still, For the strong manhood of the plains; Born of the open sky and field, Of virtuous homes and able brains Then will our land have light and name, Then will our riches bless our homes; As in the days of Samuel's voice, When from his sheep young David came. Ask "Roomy" She Will Answer Anything Thrice a Week Right Here Call, Write, or Phone THE KANSAI I was awfully glad to see that you would answer questions for I am in an awful fix, and I just simply didn't know who to ask. I thought of writing the Star, but that takes so long, and I am just awfully anxious to find out, RIGHT AWAY. You see the dearest man is taking me to the Beauty Ball—he is just peach and awfully goodlooking too (and the best dancer). Well, the trouble is—he is so particular and he just notices your clothes especially. Now the trouble is—he took me to the Prom, too, and I only have one party dress. Whatever shall I do? I'll just be awfully grateful to you if you'll suggest some way out. Dear Roomy: New ARROW COLLARS FOR SPRING CASCO-23/in CINDE-23/in CASCO-2 $ 3 / 8 $ in. CLYDE-2 $ 1 / 8 $ in. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Dear Genevieve: The national setting up exercise of Sunday morning had some upsetting effects. GENEVIEVE. For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Sienna wanted Roomy is only to glad to suggest a way out. Having a greater perspective it isn't so hard either. You see that wonderful man is sure to like you just as well if not better when he sees that you are not extravagant, especially if they are silk ones, to parties, even as important as the Beauty Ball will be. And then for number two—I will be the best of them. It will be warm and friendly and organdis will look fine as well as your last years' dimity commencement frock, for this will be an excellent chance to get a little good out of it. Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansan Business Office Classified Advertising Rates ROOMY. Minimum charge, one insertion. 25c. Up to fifteen words, two in- tegers. Fifteen to twenty-five words, insertion 25c; three insertions, 50c; five insertions, 75c. Twenty- wenty-five words, first insertion, first insertion, one-half cent a word each additional insertion. Rates given upon application. REACHERS WANTED—War conditions cause many good positions to be open. We must be prepared to fill them. Write for our blank and international Bureau. W. J. Hawkins, Mgr. Metropolitan Bldg., St. Louis, Mo. LOST-Small note book containing Nineteenth Century Literature notes. Return, Gertrude Lass Co. 1301 Ky. Phone 1387 Red. 127-2-196 SALESMAN WANTED by large corporation to sell maps during summer. Lowest man from K. U. last year cleared $10.90 per day. Will pay $5 per day in bonus. See Mr. Campbell at Eldridge Hotel, April 15 and 16. 127-2-197. FOR SALE- Thoroughly modern 6 room bungalow, hot air, coal furnace, large garage. Bargain for cash. Within easy walking distance of town and University. Call 2785 or address A, Kansan. 124.5-*195 PROFESSIONAL The Daily Kansan—a daily letter home. DR. LOR-LUF-Eye, Ear, Nose and Gill glues will protect your Dick Building. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. (Exclusive) ptometrists) Eyes Offices: Jackson Bldg, 927 Mass. Ofces: Jackson Bldg, 927 Mass. DR. H. REDING—F. A. U. Building. Hours 9 to 5, phone 513. Hours 9 to 5, phone 513. JOB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology Suite 1. F. R. A. Uldg. Residence and housing 1501 Ohio St. Both phones, 28. KEELEER'S BOOK STORE - Quiz books, the theme page of the store, drawing supplies, Pictures and picture framing. Agency ammond Typewriters. 939 Mass. Street. PLAY BALL! The Athletic Store of Lawrence KENNEDY & ERNST 826 MASS. ST. F Base ball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic Season LANDER THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. Kansas City, Mo. Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. THE STATE PACIFIC BUILDING. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. When the War Is Over——? W K.PAGE, advertising man-ager of the Addressograph Company, Chicago, in his book,"Looking Ahead in Business" says that American business after the war will be faced with a dual competition. "Big American factories released from war orders, entering new fields low-price foreign competition, no longer handicapped by war burdens, coming into the American market with full force." "American business will meet this intense competition successfully, of course. But it will have to harness every modern selling short-cut—and win out by sheer superiority of salesmanagement, high-powered advertising, and sales strategy." Advertisers can more than realize the value of their advertising when this "after the war" period arrives. The good-will produced for their products by the power of advertising will play a potential part in staying off foreign competition. Fred Rigby Business Manager APRIL 15, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN K. U. Glee Club Gives Seven Concerts in Two Days at Funston Doors Men Sing at Detention Camps, Y. Huts and Out-of- Giving seven concerts in two days at Camp Funston, the University of Kansas Glee Club returned to Lawrence late Sunday night. Bad weather kept the men from giving as many concerts as were first planned, and none of the hospitals at Fort Riley were visited. At seven o'clock Friday night the club got off at Fort Riley where the men were hauled to the decathlon. The men carried the aid of a small hand organ carried from the Y. M. but the club gave an informal program out-of-doors. About 400 men heard the numbers. Immediately after this concert, the ambulances took the men to the big amphitheater on the hillside at Fort Riley near the Medical Officers Training Camp. The regular program was sung to about 800 men. Several K. U. men were in the audience and gave "Rock Chalk" for the club, and joined in with the singing of the "Crimson and the Blue." The club rested Saturday, and then sang at the big auditorium at Camp Funston at 8 o'clock. A big crowd was present and warmly applauded every number. This was the longest concert given. Sunday the first concert was given at 10 o'clock at Y Hut No. 7. About 150 men were present to hear the semi-sacred concert. At 11 o'clock the same numbers were given at Y Hut No. 5 to about 100 men. A military band also furnished music at this hut, three speakers were present. At 2 o'clock, a big army truck took the whole bunch to Camp Republican, where about 2500 men are held in detention. Rainy weather kept the concert inside and this cut down the attendance, only about 500 men being able to be present. This was the last concert. General Leonard Wood was on the train going down to the camp Friday, he being present at the baseball game between the Chicago White Sox and the 89th Division team. By the Way Miss Mary Roach, a student in Baker University, spent the week-end at the Alpha Chi Omega House as the guest of Mildred Dee's c20. Hazel Ernst, c'18, spent Saturday and Sunday in Baldwin, as the guest of Miss Ruth Lisherness. Dorothy Button, c'19, and Nell Gunn c'21 spent Sunday in Kansas City. Lena Pittenger, fa'20, and Edna Roberts fa'20 gave a concert Saturday in Atchison under the auspices of the Methodist church of that city. Miss Agnes Hertzler of Kansas City visited her sister, Helen Hertzler, c'21, at the Alpha Chi Omega House, over the week-end. Miss Hertzler is a student at Rosedale. Miss Lena Lowtrans of Trayer was the guest of her cousin, iris Russell c'19, at the Alpha Delta Pi House Sunday. Marjorie Bean, c18, went to Kansas City Sunday night to see her brother, Russell Bean, an aviator who has just returned from France the second time. He is visiting a brother, Albert Bean, in Kansas City. Major J. R. Wetherbee, of the medical officers reserve at Fort Riley, and Mrs. Wetherbee of Portland, Ore., were the guests of Professor and Mrs. W. A. Dill Saturday and Sunday. Major Wetherbee is a brother of Mrs. Dill. Jack Carter of Kansas city, former student in journalism on the Hill, spent the week-end at the Franklin house. Carter has been ordered to report at Ames, Iowa, this week, where he will serve in the mechanical department of the aviation corps. Samuel J. Cooley, e18, of Topeka was in Lawrence Saturday afternoon. He has enlisted in the scientific research department of the aviation corps, and will report for duty this week at Waco, Texas. At the W. A. A. dance given Saturday afternoon in Robinson Gymnasium, Margaret Hodder and Marie Buchanan were given first place in the prize dance. Ethel*Moore and Dorothy McCamish were given second prize. Lena Rogers, c'18, Irene Tihen, c'19, and Dorothy Cole, c'18, were guests at the Hostess House at Camp Funston Saturday and Sunday. Charlotte Kreek, c'18s spent the week-end at Excelsior Springs. Valentine S. Rader, e17, who is enlisted in Company F, 353 Infantry, at Camp Funston, visited friends in Lawrence, Sunday. Alemannia will give a house dance Saturday, April 20. Hill Goes To Camp Professor Howard T. Hill, of the department of public speaking left Saturday for Chicago, where he will attend the naval officers' training camp at Municipal Piers. Mr. Hill will stop at his home in Ames, Iowa, on his way to Chicago. J. E, Welker, assistant professor of sanitary engineering, was in Chicago this week-end, making arrangements to enlist. Lieutenant Jesse Kabler, c18, of the sanitary division of the medical corps, spent the week-end at the Acacia house. Lieutenant John Weightman of Fort Leavenworth, was a week-end guest at the Phi Psi house. Lieutenant W. N. Schourp, who is in the sanitary division at Leavenworth, spent the week-end at the Acacia house. Quartermaster-mergeant Gene Hall, a former K. U. student, who is now at Camp Funston, visited his aunt, Mrs. L. S. Thomas, Saturday and Sunday. "Rusty" Friend, c18, left Sunday for Boston, where he was ordered to report for training in the flying branch of the navy. Lillian Martin, c'18, and Bonnie Lingenfelter, c'18, spent the week-end in Topeka. Josephine Thurman, c'21, was the week-end guest of Mary Poindexter, c'21, at her home in Kansas City. Mrs. George Pritchard of Topeka visited her daughter, Mary Samson, c'20, at the Kappa house Sunday. German Verein The regular meeting of the German Verein will be held Thursday at 3 o'clock in Fraser 313. Prof. A. M. Sturtevant of the department of German will talk on the works of Ibsen and Bjorson. WE'RE HOLDING 'EM Four days of unsuccessful fighting in the American sector have resulted in 400 enemy casualties. The Germans have failed to achieve their purpose of penetrating the American third line trenches, and our lines remain unchanged. This attack is the longest and largest scale peration conducted against the American troops since the United States entered the war. Meet your appetite at our table. The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies Stationery Arsent for CORONA typewriter Poets Names Printed As Reward or Penalty Agent for CORONA typewriter No nom de plumes are permitted in the Kansas' prize poem contest. 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Burdette Fitch Promoted Burdette Fitch who is with General Pershing's Staff as a field clerk, has received his commission as a first lieutenant, according to a cablegram received by Mrs. A. P. Young, at the Sigma Nu house. Class captains for the women's baseball teams are to be selected this week, so they can begin to organize their material and to get in practice preparatory to the tournament to be held soon after the swimming meet. A fair number of women have come out for baseball so far and they are getting interested, because this sport takes as much energy and as wide-awake girls as basketball or any other activity does. Official records to date have no startling number of contestants enrolled. There is as yet space enough to print every candidate's outburst of feeling as long as it is printable. The most complete line of Jewelry tooths, City of Los Angeles Women To Elect Class Baseball Captains Soon Send the Daily Kansan Home. 735 Mass. 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She regards the food conservation lectures as removing the necessity of the other meeting. Last week Mrs. Brown attended a convention at Chicago of the deans of women of all state universities. This week she will go to Salina to a meeting of the Kansas deans of women of women of all state universities. A meeting of Women's Clubs and a meeting of the state board of the federation are being held at Salina this week. If a meeting can be arranged Mrs. Brown hopes to have some woman interested in war work for women to address the women of the University. White brick ice cream with Red Cross center—a pleasing combination. Phone 182, Wiedemann's.- Adv. Washington University School of Nursing Nurning offers to women an opportunity for preparation for life and a profession of care. Washington University gives a three semester course in instruction is given in the University, Washington University Children's Hospitals, Washington University Dispensary and Social Service Department. 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First Session...June 4 to July 12 Second Session...July 15 to Aug. 9 For further information see or address Director of Summer Session, Room 119, Fraser Hall, Lawrence, Kansas. "The Summer Session Is Your Patriotic Opportunity to Save Time" //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 07 APRIL 15, 1918. Sophs Are in Lead In Interclass Meet Being Finished Today Juniors Three Points Behind Sophomores After First Day of Competition Twelve Points for Haddock Time in 100-Yard Dash and Mile Is Unusual for This Time of Year The sophomores ran almost true to form in the spring Inter-Class track meet Friday on McCook Field, and captured 45 points in the twelve events run off. The juniors ran a close second with 42, freshmen third with 33 and seniors last with 12. The standing of the teams may be somewhat changed after the discus, broad jump and javelin e rents are completed today. HADDOCK HIGH POINT MAN HADBOCK HIGH POINT MAN Haddock was high point man for the meet with firsts on the 106-yard field, 220-yard field and a third in the shot. E. Bradley did some good work in the meet, taking a first and two seconds. The 100-yard dash was in 10:11 seconds by Haddock, a junior. The time in the other races was comparatively slow although the track was in good condition. Haddock passed Lobaugh on the stretch in the 220-yard dash. Both are juniors. Clift and Lask put up a good fight to the finish in the quarterfinals, finishing with a team shield. Murphy, a veteran on the team, took the half easy, for the Juniors, being pushed at no time in the race. Dewall hung up good time in the mile — 4:41:3. The two mile was won by Glycine, a soph, who trailed Hanna till the final laps, when he made a great sprout and finished well in the lead. The sophomores took all the places in the 220-yard low hurdles. Robbs, a Fairmount College athlete, winning first. Hobart, who has been running the high hurdles in the indoor meets, took first in that event for the juniors easily. He lost last in the low hurdles when he fell and could not finish. FIELD EVENTS FOOR Of the field events ran off Rice took first in the high jump with a leap of 5 feet 11 inches. E. Bradley placed second in this event. E. Bradley took first in the shot. In the pole vault, Howard had to go only 10 feet 3 inches to capture first place. In the events to be run off today to decide the winner of the meet, all classes are claiming firsts. The freshmen are expecting John Haack to bring in a first in the javelin, while the juniors concede this event to Haddock. In the discus E. Bradley is the hope of the first year men, while Haddock is expected to bring in the five points for the third year men. Hobbs is expected to bring in some points for the sophomores in the broad jump. Howard should place in the broad jump for the juniors. The relay was the most exciting and probably the fastest inter-class relay that there has been run on McCook for many years, according to Coach W. O. Hamilton. The sophs won out at last but the juniors threatened their victory by flying at the ball also put on a pretty fight at the finish of the race. Since the juniors are trailing the sophomores closely they are looking for Haddock and Howard to win enough points in these three field events to pass the second year men. The freshmen who are third hope to come up and capture the meet in these final events. 100-yard dash: Haddock, jr., first, Clift, soph., second; Lobaugh, jr. third; McGinnis, fresh., fourth. Time, 10:1. Mile run: Deeawal, soph, first; McCall, jr. second; Hunt, sr. third; Davisson, fr., fourth. Time, 4:47 3-5 high hurdles; Hobart, jr., first; Bradley, fr., second; Barber, soph, third; kickel, fr., fourth. Time, 18:1; Quarter mile: Clift, soph, first; Lusk, fr. second; Rodkey, soph, third; Davisson, fr., fourth. Time, 220-yard dash: Haddock, jr., first; Lobaugh, jr., second; McGinnis, fr., third; Rhinehart, fr., fourth. Time, 23:1. Half mile: Murphy, jr. first; David, sophomore, fourth; third; women's fourth. Time: 2:073. Low hurdles: Hobbs, soph, first; Armel, soph., second; Sherman, soph., third; Barber, soph., fourth. Time 30:2. Two mile run: Glewie, soph, first; Hanna, soph, second; Davisson, fr. third; Buffington, sr., fourth. Time 11 minutes 4 seconds. Pole vault: Howard, jr. first; Bar尔德es, sr. second; Weller, fr. and Keckley, fr. tied for third. Height, 10 feet 3 inches. Shot put: E. Bradley, fr; first, Weller, fr; second; Haddock, jr; third; Liggett, soph, fourth. Distance, 38 feet 1½ inches. High jump: Rice, sr, first; E. Bradley, fr, second; Howard, Jr; Butcher, jr; and Keckley, fr, tied for third. Heigh. 5 feet 11 inches. Relay (four laps) of Won by sophomore team composed of Duff, Davidson, Rodkey and Clift. No time taken. Juniors, second; freshmen, third; seniors, last. 1918 Baseball Season Opens Tuesday; Varsity To Play Emporia Here K. U. Will Have Green Team on Diamond, While Visitors Bring Veterans Coach Bond's Varsity baseball team will meet the Emporia Normal nine on the Normal field in Emporia in the first game of the season Tuesday afternoon, providing the weather is favorable. Coaches Bond and Hargiss of the Normals have been trying to arrange a game for several weeks and the Normal coach wanted to play last Friday, but the game was finally scheduled for Tuesday. It will be the first 1918 appearance of either team. The Normals are reported to have a strong team, with four or five veterans from last year's nine back in the field. The Emporia nine opened the season in Lawrence last year by losing to the Crimson and Blue by a 3-1 score, but Hargairs' men evened up the score later in the year, by beating the Jayhawkers on the Emporia diamond. The strength of the Jayhawker team this year is as yet unknown and not a player remains in school from the team which met the Normals last year. The Jayhawkers are making no promises, but are optimistic about the results of the grame. The lineup which will start the game has not been announced by Coach Bond, but it is certain that Bunn will start behind the bat as he has been doing the best work of any of the backstops in the early-season practices. Either Schoepel, Caler or Slawson will be used in the box against the Emporials. Machamer or Cherry will play first base and either Isenberger or Cherry will take care of the second base position. Stem Foster has been playing regularly at short in the practices and Lonborg seem to be the joys that will come. In the field, it is certain that Wardie Weltner, the only "K" man on the team, will play left field and Smith will probably be used in center. One of the pitchers or Oyster will be used in right field. The Varsity again defeated the freshman nine Friday in a practice game featured by heavy hitting on the part of both teams, by a 5-3 score. Caler did the pitching for the Varsity and Bunn caught. Marxen and Desmond formed the frost battery. Weltmer's three-base drive to left center Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemstitching and Picoting—10c yd. Ramedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort We have in a number of first class machines for rent; Underwoods, Remingtons, Royal 10's and 5' s and L. C. Smiths. They won't last long. Take your pick early. TYPEWRITERS FOR RENT MORRISON & BLIESNER 701 Mass. Phone 164 and Foster's double to the bleachers featured the Varsity attack. A home run to deep left by Judkins, a long triple by Lashley and doubles by Wiberg and Vermillion were features for the freshman. Caler was tight in the center, and many of the yearlings' hits did not count in the scoring. Kansas City Polytechnic Institute lost their first outdoor track meet of the year to the Wentworth Military Academy Saturday. Captain Harrison and Austin of Poly accounted for twenty-five of their team's thirty-nine points. Wentworth scored sixty-two. Missouri will play three baseball games with the Camp Funston soldiers, the first at Camp Funston, April 27, and the others at Columbia, May 17 and 18. Haskell had little trouble defeating Baker in the annual dual track meet held • Saturday on the Haskell field. The Indians made a clean sweep in the first four events and the final score was Haskell 80, Baker 37. Patasoni, Banks and Bates starred for Haskell. Welborn of Baker ran the half mile in 2:01 2-5 seconds, unusually fast time for the Kansas Conference colleges. 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"High Speed Neckwear Fresh and new patterns just in—different and exclusive colorings in the most serviceable and good looking silks- Pay about $1.00 or $1.50 for your ties. Ober's HEAD-TO-FOOT OUT-FITTERS MONDAY THE PRIZE PLAY (No. 1 of the Series of Ads This Week About) 50. 50 Harold Lytle won a prize of $50 for this three act play of K. U. life and it is written from the intimate observations of his five years on the Hill. It is filled with that K. U, spirit which has always demanded fair play. The good old Rock Chalk which has spurred many a team to victory and which is now carrying our men "over the top," is there too. A story of love and laughter with no burlesque and not a prof. in it. REMEMBER APRIL 24 BOWERSOCK THEATRE Read "The Cast" in Tuesday's Kansan. VARSITY BUY U. S. G. BONDS TODAY ONLY TODAY ONLY ALICE JOYCE THE POPULAR FAVORITE "The Song of the Soul" A Highly Interesting Vitagraph Showing ALICE JOYCE at Her Best ALSO BRAY PICTOGRAPH TOMORROW and WEDNESDAY TOMORROW and WEDNESDAY ENID BENNETT in "The Keys of the Righteous" BOWERSOCK TODAY and TUESDAY MME. PATROVA IN "EXILE" Also BENJAMIN CHAPIN In a Two-Reel Lincoln Series "MY MOTHER" UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 129 Jayhawker Beauty Ball Is To Be Feature Party According To Manager Chorus of Fifty Girls With Cast Will Give Midnight Skit Frolic UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 16, 1918. Beauties to be Announced There Will be Serpentine, Confetti and Hats for Carnival Stunt Dance Plans for the Jayhawker Beauty Ball, the last big all-university party of the year, are practically complete, and were announced this morning by Don Davis, manager of the Jayhawker and promoter of the party. The party will be in Rohinson Gymnasium a week from Friday. A reception will take place at the Kansas Girls' Contest, and their official standing announced. Haley's six-piece orchestra, featuring Bevernee on the violin and Corti on the saxophone, will play the sixteen dances on the program. A student orchestra under the direction of "Chuck" Shofstall will play for the midnight face to be a big feature of the party. A chorus of fifty girls, and a cast almost half as large, will give a musical skit. The performance will be given on the dance floor, without the use of either scenery or properties. Popular and topical songs, aesthetic dancing, and "kown kapers" make up the program for the show. "It's all music and dancing," said Davis. "Not a word will be spoken during the performance." A three-course supper will be served during the intermission, at long tables which are to be placed on the lower floor of the gym. The decorations will reprise. Programs will be patriotic in tone. They will contain not only the dance program, but the farce program, including the choruses of all the songs that are to be sung. The audience is expected to join in on these choruses. The party will be informal, though the women will be expected to wear party dresses. Mrs. Eustace Brown will chanerone. The biggest "stunt" dance will be an carnival number, for which 2,000 rolls of serpentine, fifty pounds of carnival hats have been purchased. Tickets are being sold by the following: Lawson May, Henry Casper, Warren Woody, William Lengemann, Webb Wilson, William Brady, Warren Wattles, Lynn Hershey, Clarence Swenson, Rollo Howden, Charles Radcliffe, Edgar Schroer, John Monteith, Dwight Bhardwaj, Bruce Fleming, Charles Parker, Ead Mason, John Porter, Marvin Harms, Roland Hill, Ray Hemphill, Abe Hay, Clarence Gorrill, and Floyd Hockenhull. Junior-Senior Women Will Give "Rare Bits" New Kind of Women's Mixer to be Given in Gym Thursday Night Rare Bits, isn't a kind of confection, but it's something equally interesting for women, that is for juniors and seniors. Rare Bits, is a mixing party, to be held Thursday night in Robinson Gymnasium, at 7:15 o'clock. Its object is to promote better acquaintance between junior girls and senior girls on music, freshments, and an out-and-out good time are promised. Marion Joseph is chairman of the senior committee and Lucile Hovey is chairman of the junior committee. He stands at the check stand in Fraser Hall. The Vocational Guidance Committee of the Association of Collegiate Alumnae will co-operate hereafter with the Bureau in Kansas City in charge of Mrs. George Cramer. This committee will assist girls in obtaining positions other than teaching for next year and for this summer. Special Effort Made to Get Women Positions Beginning April 17, Miss Winston, chairman of the committee, will be in the office, 211 Fraser, from 3 until 5 o'clock, and will be glad to give advice or assistance to girls who desire aid in securing work other than teaching. No Initiative Taken To Reach Offenders The Daily Kansan carried the news of Sunday night's business of five young men, a quart bottle, and an itinerary of abuse, to the disciplinary officers of the University. Today they said that they had first knowledge of it from this source. Sorority memoirs have been told that had been both reticent and in a way afraid to come forward with their facts in formal complaint. Although Prof. D. L. Patterson, chairman of the Disciplinary Committee, and Mrs. Eustace Brown, of the committee, say they have no complaints filed with them, they do not say that their committee has or intends to take any initiative in the matter. The War Here and Over There NEW DRAFT CALL Another draft call was issued Sunday. Mobilization of 49,843 registrants is ordered for May 1 and 10. The quoa for Kansas is 1210. The training camps are being emptied fast by the sending of troops to Europe, and are ready for the new recruits to the national army. Eight officers appear on the casualty list of sixty-seven issued Do all you can with all your heart and then remember how little you are doing in comparison with the sacrifice our boys are making "over here." The Bond Bulletin. White arm bands will distinguish he men of the Third Officers' Training Camp. There will be no graduates from this or subsequent amps, but the men given training will go back into their organizations to attend commissioned officers to await commissions as their services are needed. Francisco Villa has issued a manifiesto that he will kill all Americans and other foreigners except Germans and anti-Anti-Germans advancing Villa money and supplies. The British are still holding firm throughout their line. Attacks were made by the enemy in four places near Ypres, but nothing was gained. Even Berlin claims only a slight gain. A newspaper correspondent from Mexico says that the United States has never been more intemperately attacked and vilified by the Mexican press in general than at present, and the papers doing so are inspired by German gold—Leslie's. United States fly students are required to fly nine hours with an instructor before being allowed to fly alone. One of our Allies requires but four hours' duty. There is one accident to every 2400 flying hours in the United States and one to every 1400 for this Ally. More than 70,000 acres of land in this country have been planted with castor-bean plants to produce oil for aircraft. Save and conserve ice! "Our camp was built in three months," a soldier boasted. "That's nothing." the Great Lakes blue brigaded. "In Captain Moffet's station they work so fast that a company that stops to rest on a drill field is often on duty or a drill hall as the carpenters sweep on."—Great Lakes Bulletin. Elect Class Diamond Leaders The different class representatives to the W. A. A. will elect captains for the freshman and sophomore baseball teams Wednesday at 4 o'clock in Robinson Gymnasium. The junior and senior captains will be elected Thursday at 4 o'clock. Ice is wasted, particularly in hotels, where the patrons are supplied with more ice than they require, and much of it melts without having served any useful function. Since ammonia is used in the manufacture of ice and also in the manufacture of munitions, this is a serious problem. "A ton of ice saved may mean one pound of ammonia saved," says the Food Administration. "One pound of ammonia saved may mean twenty hand grenades, and twenty hand grenades may win a battle." Elect Class Diamond Leaders Read the Daily Kansan. School of Engineering To Have Service Flag Containing 450 Stars Plans for Annual Engineers' Day Delayed—Date Not Yet Fixed The service flag of the School of Engineering which was ordered today will contain 450 stars and will be twelve by eighteen feet. It will fly from a pole extended from the third story of the engineering building to the front step. The Flag has been ordered and is expected within a week. Each department of the School of Engineering will put on some kind of a stunt. The program will be held in the assembly room. All classrooms and laboratories will be open to visitors throughout the day. Plans for the annual Engineers' Day have been delayed on account of the service flag. The exact date has not yet been set, but he some time in the next two weeks. Charles L. Shughart, who is in charge of the preparations says everybody is welcome to visit the classrooms and laboratories during the The morning of Engineers' Day will be featured by a parade composed mostly of clowns who will inform the public as to the program of the day. Whole Year Required To Erect Additions Of New Ad Building Vast Quantities of Material Will Be Used in Construction of Building The west wing and central part of the Administration Building, under construction last fall, probably will not be finished before the first of next year, according to John Shen, superintendent of buildings and grounds. It was thought at first that the west wing would be finished in time to hold classes there this fall, and that the connecting portion would be installed. Mr. Shen said this could not be done, as a new heating system would have to be installed, and this would take till the first of the year at least. Send the Daily Kansan Bome. About fifty men are being employee in the work at present. It is estimated that 850,000 brick will go into the building, this brick coming from the state penitentiary at Lansing. The foundation alone will require 2,430 cubic yards of sand and 1,670 cubic feet of sand. Four cars of Carthage stone, 20,000 sacks of cement, and 700 tons of steel will also go into the building. The walls of the new portion will be made of terna cotta, the same material used in the east wing. About thirty carloads will be required. Miss Carr received a B. A. degree in 1916 and was working for a Master's degree in 1916-17. Last spring she was appointed to fill a vacancy in the department of English at Baker University and taught there until vacation. She spent last summer traveling. The council of the W. S. G. A. will hold installation for new members tonight in Fraser at 7:45 o'clock in Fraser Hall. Miss Merritt Carr Dies Of Pneumonia Monday Miss Merritt Virginia Carr, c'16, died of pneumonia Monday afternoon at the University Hospital. She was 22 years old and was the only daughter of Mrs. M. H. Carr of Leavenworth. Funeral services will be at 9 o'clock Thursday morning, at the home on Elm Street. Internment will be in Leavenworth, where Miss Carr formerly lived. Miss Carr came to Lawrence ten days ago to visit Susan McDonald, c18. She apparently was ill on arriving and the hospital the next day. The attack was severe almost from the start and Miss Carr's condition became critical because of lowered vitality from her intense work the last winter in the Junior Red Cross in the Omaha, Neb., High School. Her mother was notified and was with her. Emma Mae Rummel and Craig Kennedy Carry Leads in College Comedy Cast for "Fifty-Fifty" Changed Because of War and Ineligibility The cast of "Fifty-Fifty," the senior play written by Harold Lytle to be presented in the Bowersock Theater, April 24, was announced this morning by Coach Arthur MacMurray. Several changes have been made since the cast was first announced several weeks ago. These were made necessary, Howard Morgan, manager, said this morning, by members leaving school and by ineligibility. Mail orders, the manager said, are being received in his office in Room 8, Green Hall. The leads will be taken by Emma Mae Rummel and Craig Kennedy. Miss Rummel plays the part of Helen Gray, a sophisticated and self-contained college woman. Kennedy is Dick Manning, a typical college man, comical and yet serious most of the time. Florence Harding, a freshman chum of Helen Gray, with a rather light character. Lewis Hull takes the part of Tom Winters, another college student with a light comedy role. Ed White, a college man, congenial and interested in all girls, is played by Horace Chandler. Blake, the villain of the play, a conceited and unpopular student, is acted by Harry Robinson. Mrs. Manning, the doting mother on Dick, placid and trusting, is represented by Jessie Lea Messick. The part of Dick's father, an important and perfunctory business man, is taken by Ed Farris, a lawyer of Mary, Dick's sister, a kiddish and laugable high school girl. The comedy includes five character parts. The part of Mrs. Biddy Flanagan, an Irish cook comedy character with the brogue of the native isle, is taken by Eva Hangen. Charlottie Kreeck plays the part of Rosie Flanagan, the housekeeper's daughter, a pert and humorous maid. The role of Riddles, the colored house man, a light comedy mistral type of character, is played by Don Davis. Willis Beltz takes the part of Jenks, an English Cockney from the trenches, who is afraid of women at first, but changes his disposition. Abe Wolstein, a Hebrew pawnbroker, who would skin a flea if there was a market for the hide, is played by Howard Morgan. The scene of "Fifty-Fifty" takes place in a room in the Student Union House, a house equipped with modern devices, almost like a hotel in providing a variety of comforts and conveniences for the large number of men who stay there. The play is in three acts. K. U. Bond Purchases Reach Total of $10,050 Two-thirds of Quota Already Reached, Reports Prof. U. G. Mitchell More than two-thirds of the amount assigned by the Liberty Loan authorities to be raised on the Hill, has now been obtained. Prof. U. G. Mitchell, who is in charge of the work on the campus, said he hoped to see the sum completed by Friday noon. Arrangements have been made so students may buy the bonds at the Business Office at Fraser Hall. No direct canvass will be made, but a number of students are expected to purchase. Many organizations have least one bond, and others will no doubt subscribe before the final date. Theta Sigma Phi will hold a meeting Thursday, April 18, at 3 o'clock in the Woman's Rest Rooms in Fraser Hall. At noon yesterday, $6,200 was the total amount raised, and this was brought up to $10,050 today. Prof. Frank Dains of the department of chemistry, has received word from Clifford H. Wilbur, c19, in the aviation school at Berkeley, Cal. Mr. Wilbur says the work is hard and difficult. There are about 800 there at present, and a number of them are K. U. men. Wilbur Flying at Berkeley Last Year's Class In First Aid to Get Credit Students who took the course in first aid last year without examinations can qualify for Red Cross examinations by entering the present class for five lessons, according to an annual list by Miss Margaret Lynn this morning. The class is meeting in Westminster Hall Wednesday nights at 7 o'clock under the instruction of Dr. A. W. Only six lessons in the course remain. Plain Tales From The Hill "What is it like?" they all asked in unison. "Oh girls," said a patriotic young woman to a group of her friends this morning. "I just got a letter from her and she sent me my spring outfit." "here it is," she replied as she fingered a Third Liberty Lounn button. Question: Why is the diamond the stone for April? Answer: In the spring a young man's fancy.— And April is one of the months very close to the time for the end of the spool year, and the month after that we thinking most then of how many diamonds they are going to need. The salvage chest gets many historic valuables and recently a most romantic contribution was found among the contents. It was the picked lock from off the case which contained the "Kansas Beauties." One University man has a novel scheme to get rid of persons who solicit him for various causes or try to sell him tickets. To every pleas he replies "Get away from me! My baby needs shoes!" They get awav. A spring case, all engrassed in itself, came strolling along the campus. It was a "sweet young thing," a girl, and a "dear young thing," a boy. He had her closely held by the arm fearing that she would escape (though she, wouldn't have left for a farm) and leaning toward her he was playfully tickling her nose with the brim of his hat, while she giggled girlishly. Speaking to an 11 o'clock class in economics, an instructor made this announcement, "I require all my students to attend the concerts of the Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. I flunk every one who does not go, I never speak to him again nor to any other who plays for friends. I have no use for any student who preciate music. There is a bunch of chaps around this institution who cannot grasp anything more complicated than a two-step." He can make everybody on the Hill mad—the fellow who comes into the history room in Spooner Library, looks at the bulletin board, takes down the list of books posted for reading, proceeds to the shelf, loads up with all he can carry, and then insists to the library and every comer that he is using them all right then and there and all at once. One of K. U's most dignified professors was walking homeward in the gloaming past the ranks of dummies set up for military drill practice. He glanced about, thought he was alone, and decided to lay aside some of his scholastic dignity. He looked around and down the ranks and struck at every dummy with his cane, booring a German every time. The last time he hit too hard, lost his grip on the cane, and plunged it like a raper into the excelsior bosom of the German. It stuck too and the professor had to stop in his march of battle and extract the weapon, just as a student from the library sauntered past the scene of his triumph. College Council Meets The College council which is made up of the heads and chairmen of the different College departments met yesterday, and elected a committee to assist the dean in making out the budget for the College for the coming year. Prof. D. L. Patterson, acting dean, was made chairmanii and Professors F. E. Kester, B. M. Allen, W. C. Stevens, F. H. Hodder, A. T. Walker, and E. H. Hollands were elected to the committee. Owls will meet Wednesday night at 8:30 o'clock at the Kappa Sigma house. Important. Food Conservers Come To University of Kansas For Vital Conference University and College Teachers of Conservation Assemble From Five States Dr. Arnold, Simmons, Leads Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Nebraska and Kansas Rep- sented Here April 20 The conference of teachers conducting courses in food conservation in universities and colleges, of five states—Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Nebraska, and Kansas will be held at the University of Kansas April 20, beginning at 10 o'clock in the Chemistry Building lecture hall. The conference will be conducted by Sarah Louise Arnold, dean of Simmons College, Boston, who is a member of the sectional committee of the Section of the Food Administration. The conference is to be open to the public. Miss Arnold, who is said to be a speaker of great force and personality, has been making speaking tours all through the country, and is now on her way east from the University of California. She has been speaking to large audiences and has been received everywhere with great enthusiasm. Miss Arnold will arrive in Lawrence Friday night and will remain until Tuesday. It has been arranged to have her speak at convoction at 4 o'clock Tuesday. Meetings will also be conducted at the Museum where men who intend to go into food conservation work this summer. Private conferences will also be offered. Men's Student Council Gives Financial Report For First Semester Fifty Dollars Invested In Liberty Bond—Dances Net $111.00 The financial report of the Men's Student Council for the first semester to the change of secretaries on February 6 was given out today by George O. Foster, auditor of student activities. It shows that the council had taken in up to that time about $220 and had spent about the same amount. Beside this $50 was invested in a Liberty Bond. Receipts The report in detail follows: Expenditures Balance, 1917 ... $119.34 Election petition fees 40.50 Dances, ... 111.00 Book Exchange ... 45.12 Football Smoker ... 12.25 Refund Deposit ... 10.75 $328.96 Liberty Bond ... $ 50.00 Y. M. C. A. Banquet ... 55.20 Football Train'g Tbl ... 64.75 Book Exch. for books ... 10.17 Cleaning Posters from Sidewalks ... 8.00 The Kansan, Printing ... 5.75 Journal-World, Ptg. ... 11.25 Dale, Printing ... 21.25 Journalism Press, Ptg. ... 4.35 Lunches for Election Postage ... 4.05 Football Smoker ... 9.05 Drayage ... 4.05 Taxi Hire ... 3.25 Council Keys (Souvenirs). . 19.00 273.08 Balance cash on hand Feb. 6... $55.88 Audited and found correct. GEORGE O. FOSTER, Auditor Student Activities. Frat Pin Ruled Out As Proof of Marriage The wearing of a fraternity pin is not sufficient proof of engagement to marry, a draft board in Kansas City has decided. The claim of a former University of Missouri student, married after the draft law was passed, set forth as evidence the couple was engaged before the passage of the law the fact the girl wore his fraternity pin. The court affidavit from the bride's soiors sisters recited the girl was wearing the pin before passage of the law. The board ruled the fact the man gave the girl his fraternity pin to wear in lieu of announcing the engagement did not constitute a contract to marry. APRIL 16, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Texas EDITORIAL STAFF **Vivian Sturgeon.** · Editor-in-chief **James Hardcore.** · Assoc. with News **News Editor.** · News Editor **Howard Morgan.** · P. T. Editor **Alen Pelton.** · Soapbox. **Miller.** · War Editor DIGITAL STAR Fred Rigby...Business Mgr. Wedge Willey...Assistant Herman Hangen Nancy Wear Milard Wear Floyd Hackenclull Alice Bowley Alice Bowley Harry Morgan Jason Pace Dorothy Cole Roger Katz J. Shawson (Luther Hangen) Brian Miller Subscription price $2.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail matter forwarded to Kansas, under the act of Sempervirens. Published in the afternoon five times through the summer of 1945; published in Kansas, from the press of the De- partment. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66. The Daily Kansan aims to picture undergraduate students to go further than merely printing the news they see in newspapers, vests hold; to play no favorable; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be kind; to be wise head; in all, to serve the heat of university the students of vests. TUESDAY, APRIL 16, 1918. IT WONT "GET BY" Here is what representative students think of the disgusting behaviour of the students who sang ribald songs and dispensed epithets under the windows of several sorority houses Sunday night: "Those students should suffer social ostracism." "The University student body ought to let them know where they stand." "Men of such caliber have no place in this University." "Their names should be known." "The names should be published. The whole University would like to know what University man would be guilty of such contemptible behaviour." This offence against all laws of decency and common courtesy is under the circumstances unpardonable. No excuse can be offered for any party of University men who deliberately embark on a night's carousel, visiting the homes of women students for the purpose of using the names of these students in crude and vulgar songs, and interspersing their remarks with profanity. Official punishment for the present offense is now up to the Disciplinary Committee. The incidents of Sunday night, unfortunately, although the worst, are not the first offence of this nature in the history of the institution, and an unfair reflection upon both the student body at large and life at the University. For the future names of offenders will be published if it is humanly possible to get them. Official punishment for the pre- BUT- It was raining and they were going to a dance. It might have been that he was planning to take her to only that one party, but she did not appreciate the fact when the water became wetter the farther they walked. Of course they got wet and her party clothes were runned. A cab would have cost a fortune, but— GUM Everybody does it. If not in public, at least once in a lifetime in purposeful solitude—everybody will chew gum. Who can say at the end of life that he never did? Of course, one cannot be sure how near the end of life is when one is called to uphold personal moral reccitude in matters of superfluous jaw gymnastics. But if man or woman knew that the exit gates were swinging, it would be only human curiosity's ultimate satiation if world-weary chops revolved one final turn over and through an appreciable amount of gum. And yet gum chewing must be immal. There is a story of a Kansas farmer who caught his son smoking cigarettes behind the biggest barn. He shook the lad until the offensive roll of gfire and smoke and ruin to barn, body, and soul popped out and flew to the ground in a perfect parabola. "Yes," said paw, "yes, and the next thing I know you'll be chewin' gum!" Anything of human conduct that cannot be done without excuse, apology, or defense must be questionable, then. Say that while cutting wisdom teeth gum is to the adult what the rubber ring is to the baby, and it is an awful slander on the consistency of gum. Say that jangling nerves are made to respond like the last chord to the soothing rhythm of the gum that palpitates in tune with the mind and heart, and a whole world wonders why Job found no gum in Gilead. Truth is the seasaw, ferrin-wheel, merry-go-round, pop-goes-the-weasel motion of the gum glued moth is the best nerve twister known outside of a dentist's forceps. All wrong, all wrong, and cannot be right! Baseball pitchers rely on gum, They want to wet the ball. The gum that starts the fountain also dries it up. And there's the answer to the man who chews gum to relieve a dry throat. A bicycle rider chewed gum for fifty miles and kept his chaps syncopated with the pedals. At the end of the run he developed lock- jaw, mastoiditis, a fractured skull, cross eyes, and a headache. He stopped riding a bicycle. Reliance on gum is confession of servitude, inertia, and utter helplessness. But gum is a good substitute for tobacco. It is handy. It can be made attractive if given expert mastication. The results are astounding—the sounds, the motions,—curves, angles, spirals. Perhaps those who profess to be annoyed are envious of the manipulator's skill. Then again perhaps not. The graduate from tobacco might get courage enough to graduate from gum; the jugling Jerry of juicy chicle might find a finer art; and the yawks and yanks of gum-up and gum-down could be confined to experiment and not be extended to experience. No, man may not be strictly, exclusively herbivorous, but he certainly is a ruminating animal. Even so he takes spearmint and peppermint in his huminations; the deliciously fresh mint from cool hanks of a shady brook that flows across a thousand miles of Yankee billboards right under a million pairs of adoring, wriggly eyes. Then there's the only and original pepsin that cures all that hen panacea will essay and more. And last of all there is that blistering compound of gum arabi and fiery acid that pictured nurses and white coated dentists declare the teeth need. The teeth will come out much casier—and convince the world of painless extraction. But as for the chewing of the gum—well, better have your store teeth ordered and in; it won't hurt them. The Kansas City Star and Mr. Roosevelt today join in making the same unforgivable newspaper error, the misspelling of a name. In his editorial, "To My Fellow Americans of German Blood," in the Times Mr. Roosevelt begins: "Herman Hagedorn—" and thereby begins incorrectly. And the Star, taking the editorial off the wire or out of the mails, lets him do it. This is a joyous occasion. Taste? De gustibus, you know, And after all who cares for conventions? Gum might get to be a convention, however. Therein lies the danger. That would be hard to upset. Let the chewers chew. But let them know why they chew and smile indulgently. Gum? Gum! They'll make a law about it yet—in Topeka. EVEN IN HIGH PLACES The other day an ambitious student in an editorial in the Daily Kansas wrote "Fred L. Trigg." It should have been Fred C. Trigg, as the Star hastened to point out with pleasant sharpness. Well, it shouldn't be "Herman," either, Mr. Roosevelt, and old friend, the Star. At least Hermann doesn't spell it that way in his published works, his letters and his calling cards. Neither does Who's Who in America spell it the Roosevelt way. There was no excuse for the student writing an "L" for a "C," but considering the whole thing the inexperienced youngster did a bit better than Mr. Roosevelt and the Star jointly. He had the correct number of letters at least. KANSAN PRIZE POEM CONTEST Every One Deserves Something RIME SUBLIME Madeline Aaron Anyone can be a poet, All it takes is rhyming. And a knack to writ about The dark cloud's silver lining. Anyone can be a poet, Come let's sing a song to spring- Sweet birds sing, On the wing, Children swing, Clear bells ring. Victory bells ring. Anyone can sing of spring. Then let's write an aide to night, Warm firelight, Moonebeams white, Stars are bright... Lots of with pink. Anyone can sing of spring. A lyric sweet let's sing of love, My fond love! Lots of words to rhyme with night. Why, everyone sings once of love. My fond dove: Eyes as blue as skies above, Love, love, love! "What's the matter with the first violinist? He doesn't seem to be able to find the key." "You'd have a hard time finding your key if you had been through as many bars as he has this evening."—Jack o' Lantern. "Pa, will you give me a good licking right now?" "Why this, Lemuel?" "I'm going to sneak off and go swimming, and I don't want to be beholden." General—"Well, what news?" Private-"Sure; they promised to borrow some cannon balls." General—"Did you let them have them?" Private—"Sure they; promised to send them back in the morning."—Brunonian. Student Help Wanted, apply in person. The Oned Cafe—Adv. Salted peanuts and salted almonds —salted in fresh country butter at Wiedemann's.—Adv. Drink McNish's Aerated Distilled water—the only all-purpose water. The same the year 'round. Phone 198, motor delivery will call—Adv. Thousands of teachers needed to fill vacancies in Central and Western states for next year. Register now. FOR LEADERSHIP COMMISSION. Write for blanks today. Teachers' Agency, 408-409 C. R. Sav. Bank Bldg., Cedar Rapids, Iowa. TEACHERS WANTED CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS Telephone K. U. 66 Orcall at Daily Kansan Business Office For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Simulation Wanted Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion, 35c; two insertions, 50c; sertions, 25c; five insertions, 50c; insertion, 25c; three insertions, 50c; five insertions, 75c. Twenty-five words up, one cent a word. Word each additional insertion. Word each additional insertion. Rates given upon application. R. OR.-LUT-Eye, Ear, Nose and Mouth Jails will work guaranteed. Kick Building. PROFESSIONAL DR. H. REDING F - A. U. BUILDING. Dr. H. REDING F - A. U. BUILDING. Hoods 9 to 5. Phone 513. (Exclusive Optometrists) Eyes examined; glasses furnished. Offices: Jackson Bldg. 292 Mass. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. JOB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 M. St. Phone 228. I. W. JONES, A. M., M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology Suite 10, F. A. U. Bldg. Residence 25, F. A. 1011 Ohio St. Both rhones, 15. KEELEER'S BOOK STORE — Quiz books, theme papers, paper by the pound, theatre programs, and graphic Pictures and picture framing. Agency commond Typewriters. **892 Mass. Street.** Markey Fraits Select Your Hat Spring Models $3.50 to $6 from our Wonderful Assortment of Nobby Models Created by Stetson and Mallory If you're exacting in your hat requirements—then we know that our Spring stock can satisfy you. 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NEW YORK CITY Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS Don't wait--do IT now! Buy War- Savings Stamps! After You Buy a Liberty Bond— Buy Your Tickets to the COPYRIGHTED 1916. THE MINNEAPOLIS JOURNAL Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra Concerts EMIL OBERHOFFER, Conductor MONDAY, APRIL 22, 2:30 P. M. AND 8:00 P. M. FIVE NOTED SOLOISTS Christine Schutz, Contralto. Carl A. Preyer, Pianist. Cornelius Van Vliet, 'Cellist. Allen McQuhae, Tenor. Richard Czerwonky, Violinist. Richard Czerwonky, Violinist. IN TWO WONDERFUL CONCERTS Tickets admitting to main floor, both concerts **$1.50** Tickets admitting to gallery, both concerts **$1.25** Single Admissions, $1.00 Now on sale at Registrar's Office and Round Corner Drug Store. APRIL 16, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lady Agent Wants Publicity on "Kick' A "lady publicity agent" is far more insistent than a man publicity agent when it comes to demand space for her activities. The "lady" publicity agent for the Kollege Kick, Saturday in F. 10, in F. A. U. hall is proving this. She drops around every day and has been doing this for a week or ever since the affair was announced. She wants us to expone the merits of the work of the W. S. G. A., which is giving the dance to increase the coffers to carry on more work. She tells us that the woman's association besides watching out for mid-week dates, has done relief work via Red Cross donations, grants, funds, and that a French orphan is being supported by funds from the association. And that Company M boys received a Christmas box from the hands of W. S. G. A. And that a scholarship is given each year. To Sing in Musical Comedy And that's about all the dope she has for us to write for publication on the front page of the paper and in the best place, except that she wants us to announce her dance which is to help pay for some of these things. And so she comes and goes. Day in and day out. Ed. Eggleston, who was a sophomore on the Hill last year, and is now at the Great Lakes Training Station, will sing a girl's part in a musical comedy to be given at the Auditorium Theater in Chicago by sailors from the training station. The comedy is "Leave It To a Sailor Boy," and the cast will give six performances, beginning May 9. By the Way The first graduating recital of the season to be given by students of the School of Fine Arts, will be given tonight at 8:15 o'clock in Fraser Chapel by Chire Dietrich, nal8, assisted by Gareth O'Shea, and with exceptionally good pianist, and has always been enthusiastically received by recital audiences. Graduating Recital Marguerite Foster of Kansas City, who was a sophomore on the Hill last year, will be a guest at the Kappa house over the week-end. Albert E. Hyer, who was a middle law last semester, is visiting at the Sigma Nu house. Hyer is enlisted in the quartermasters' corps, and is stationed at Camp Jackson, South Carolina. Blanch Mullen, A. B. '16, of Leavenworth, will spend the week-end at the Kappa house. Miss Mullen was a member of the Torch society and president of the W. S. G. A., while a student in the University. Thela Hale, fa'21, is ill with the measles. Elinor Clark, c21, has given up her work at the University because of a badly infected eye, and has gone to her home in Kansas City. Lieutenant "Pvt" Harvey, a former K. U. man, who is stationed at Camp Funston, was a week-end visitor at the Phi Gam house. The Beta conclave which was to have been given last week, has been postponed until Saturday, April 20. Miss Marian McChesney, of Clay Center, is visiting her sister, Meda McChesney, c'19. Acacia will be at home to the freshmen of Kappa Alpha Theta tonight from 7 to 8 o'clock. Alpha Tau Omega will entertain Sigma Kappa tonight from 7 to 8 o'clock. Lova Gould, c'21, was in Kansas City Saturday and Sunday. The freshmen of Sigma Kappa will give a dance in honor of the upper-classmen, Saturday, May 11. George Bidwell, c20, went to Kansas City today to be examined for enlistment in the flying branch of the navy. Tom Mulloy, '17, of Kansas City, spent Sunday at the Kappa Sigma house. Maynard Scott, c21 will leave Lawrence today for his home in Rozel. He is giving up his work at the University to go to work on the farm. Doris Drought, c.20, returned this morning from Burlington, where she has been the guest of Helen Moore, A. B. 17. Kanza Initiation Kanza held initiation Monday night for Ralph Varner, c'21, John Edling, c'20, Verne Boyd, c'21, William Wells, c'21, Everett Myer, e'21, and Roscoe Howard, ph',19 El Atoneo Meeting New Sport Suits EI Altoene meets in Room 314, Fraser Hall, Thursday, at 3 o'clock. Made of Silk File Cloth. Skirt and Smock made in white and trimmed in Rose and Tan—Plain Blue and Taupe. This is the newest spring garment. $15.00 ARE YOU KNITTING FOR THE SOLDIERS? The official Red Cross yarn has arrived. Khaki in two sizes, Sweater size and Helmet size also the Grey Sock yarn. New Size Knitting and Sock Needles. NEWMARK'S Almond or filbert nut crisp—a dainty, nourishing confection—this is something the soldier boy likes. So bare it to him today. Wiedemann's-Adv. The Reverend Mr. Huffman will speak on his experiences in Porto Rico. You can't SPEND your money and SAVE IT TOO! Buy War-Savings Stamps! Phi Alpha Delta will hold initiation tonight for Joseph Parmham, Loren B. 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See it at the JAYHAWKER BEAUTY BALL It's the Biggest Party of the Year Robinson Gymnastium A Week from Friday A Mammoth Cast and Chorus—Mostly Girls Catchy Songs—Clever Dances—Thrills! "It's the Biggest Party of the Year" Fox Flies FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES The Neatness of Your Spring Oxfords measure no less in importance than the correctness of the cravat you wear. Our stock contains a wonderful selection of the nobbiest models in black or the latest shades of tan. $5 and up OTTOM FISCHER —Pay A Little More—Tis Wise Economy— VARSITY BUY A THIRD LIBERTY BOND BOWERSOCK TODAY and TUESDAY The Beauty of Australia ENID BENNETT IN "THE KEYS OF THE RIGHTEOUS"A Pleasing Paramount Picture T O D A Y—THE LAST DAY MME. PETROVA IN "EXILE" THURSDAY—MARGUERITE CLARK IN "The Valentine Girl." TOMORROW VIOLA DANA IN "BREAKERS AHEAD" THURSDAY—'BILL'HART IN "THE PATRIOT" "DOUG" FAIRBANKS in "MR. FIX-IT COMING FRIDAY Doh Don't Waste The Summer Months! Unless you are in the army or on a farm—"make hay while the sun shines" during the critical period and K. U. SUMMER SESSION First Session commences July 4, ends July 12. Second Session commences July 15, ends Aug. 9. For Information see or address—Director of Summer Session, Room 119, Fraser Hall, Lawrence, Kansas. "The Summer Session Is Your Patriotic Opportunity to Save Time" --- 5 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 16, 1918. Kansas Will Send Men To Drake Relay Games At Des Moines, Friday Entries Have Been Made In Half and Mile Relays— Six Men to Go Entries to the Drake Relay games to be held at Des Moines, In., April 19, were sent in Monday by Coach O. Hamilton. Only two relay teams, in the half and mile relays, will be sent. There probably will be no tryouts because there are so few men able to run these distances. Haddock, Lobaugh, Russell, and Clift are the most likely men for the half mile, each man to run 220-yard dash. Murphy, Ralph Rocheff, Chiff, Murphy, Ralph Rocheff, Chiff, murphy. A muddy track prevented much work being done Monday afternoon. The final events in the spring inter- class meet probably will be run off Wednesday unless the track is dry enough for them to be held this afternoon. The discs, javelin, and broad balls will be used. The poor condi- ction of McCook Field pre­ vented the completion of the meet yesterday. Baseball Squad Leaves For Clash With Normals Twelve Players Will Make Trip To Emporia for First Game of Season Twelve players of the Jayhawker baseball team left this morning for Emporia where they will play the Emporia Normal nine on Normal Field this afternoon. It is the initial contest of the 1918 season for both teams. A short practice on a sloppy field yesterday afternoon completed the preparation for the game with the Emporia team. The Hargiss men are counting on Cooper, a veteran pitcher, to turn away the K. U. team. His playing last season was a feature of the team's play. The probable line-up is Caler and Slawson, pitchers; Machmer or Cherry, first base; Isenberger or Cherry, second base; Foster, short; Lonborg, third base; Smith, Oyster, and Weltmor, outfield; Bunn, catcher. Oberhoffer Will Conduct Orchestra In Concert Statement Was Given Out by Dean H. L. Butler This Morning Dean Butler of the School of Fine Arts gave out the following statement: "It has come to my notice that some one is industriously circulating the rumor that Emil Oberherr, conductor of the Minnesota Symphony Orchestra will not appear in Lawrence with the orchestra. "This is to notify all who have purchased tickets or are thinking of doing so, that Mr. Oberhoffer will positively conduct both concerts to be given by the orchestra, and that both programs will be given exactly as has been announced, with the exception that the orchestra will play Dvorak's "New World Symphony" instead of the Grahm's Symphony, No. 2. This change was made at my request, as the "New World Symphony" is based altogether on American themes, and will, therefore, be more interesting to us." SPORT BEAMS Missouri beat Ames Saturday in the annual dual track meet in Columbia by an 88-39 score. Scholz, the crack Tiger dash man, ran the 100 yard dash in 9 3-5 seconds and the 220 yard dash in 21 1-5 seconds, each equalling the world's record. The time in each event will not be officially recorded as tiing the record, however, as the wind was at Scholz's back in each instance. The Ohio State University baseball team made a good showing in the series of practice games with Joe Tinker's Columbus team of the American Association and looks good for a high place in the Big Ten race. Missouri won the first series in the race for the baseball championship of the Missouri Valley by winning two out of three games from the Ames Aggies in Columbia last Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Missouri won the first and last games by scores of 6-5 and 6-3 and Ames took the second contest by a 7-4 score. Woman's Forum To Elect The regular meeting of the Woman's Forum will be held Thursday, at 3 o'clock, Room 110, Fraser Hall. Officers for the coming year will be elected and a short program by members of the forum on modern war books will be given. TRENCH White brick ice cream with Red Cross center—a pleasing combination. Phone 182, Wiedemann's— Adv. No amount is too small to LEND TO YOUR COUNTRY. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Afternoon Dresses Of Taffeta, Foulard or Georgette That will be good excuses for having pride in one's appearance. Grace is the secret of the new Spring frocks for afternoon wear. Many and varied are the ways in which it is achieved. Sometimes by a side draping, an uneven tunic, a broad crushed girdle, sometimes by a rolling shawl collar, a loose sleeve, an artistic sash. All these and many more "gracefulnesses" may be found in our Dress Section. 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The Oread Cafe> -Adv. ANNOUNCEMENT PLAY BALL! MARY MURRAY Base ball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic KENNEDY & ERNST 826 MASS. ST. The Athletic Store of Lawrence LANDER THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. Taxi 12 'PHONE "One-Two" Kennedy Plumbing Co. Student Lamps National Mazda Lamps Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc. Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemstitching and Picoting—10c yd. Remedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. THE GIFT SHOP A. Marks & Son The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence 735 Mass. St. The Original Marks Jewelry Store A. G. ALRICH 736 Mass. St. Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencemen PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS The Best Athletic Underwear "Mansco" A man washing his face. It's made by the Manhattan Shirt Company Drop seat style, buttons down the right leg——It is made in the usual substantial Manhattan way—roomy-permitting free action of the body. The fabric is the finest cross barred nainsook. we are exclusive agents in Lawrence. Ober's HEAD TO FOOT OUTFITTERS CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. Meet your appetite at our table. The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter A war saver is a life saver! Buy War-Savings Stamps! CAROLINE MCDONALD Repair Them While You Wait Work Performed Quickly and Efficiently at THE BLUE RIBBON SHOE SHOP F. P. HORMUTH PROPRIETOR 864 | Main St. Ware U-Well Shoe The University of Chicago In addition to its home work, offers also instruction by correspondence. For detailed information on the STUDY program, 268 Year U. U. of C., Dz (Z), Chicago, III. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business Carefull Attention Given to All Business THE CAST —TUESDAY— After a Series of Competitive Tryouts the Cast for the Senior Play Was Selected Fourteen Actors of Dramatic Ability APRIL EMMA MAE RUMMEL who plays the leading feminine role. A popular performer of one act plays. HELEN CLARK in another one of those parts in which she has made a success in three big plays. 50.50 CHARLOTTE KREEK a character she is of ability with several one act plays to her credit MARIE BUCHANAN who has been seen in the popular play series this year in some good acting. JENSI LEA MESSICK appeared in the MESSICK plays last year with decided ability in elderly roles. HOWARD MORGAN Fourteen Characters from K. U. Life EVA HANGEN who has been successful in dialect and character parts of several good plays of the year. a student of dramatic art who has appeared in the popular play series. 24 CRAIG KENNEDY the best leading man that has ever been seen in K. U. dramatics. LEWIS HULL who has been seen in several good parts in the big productions of the Dramatic Club. HORACE CHANDLER Brick has taken part in many one act plays and has always done clever work. HARRY ROBINSON who has not taken an active part in dramatics but is good in juvenile roles DON DAVIS a good character actor with a record for successful black-face impressions. a student from Colorado with a record of good work in the dramatic productions there. ED PATTON WILLIS BELTZ a wireless expert with ability in character parts. BOWERSOCK THEATRE Mail orders now being received. Prices 83c, 55c, 28c HOWARD MORGAN, Mgr. Room 8, Green Hall UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. Capt. Ernest Weibel, '11, Dies in France April 12 From Wounds in Action NUMBER 130. Telegram From War Depart ment Received By His Parents Monday Range-Finding Plan Found Captain Weibel Working on Improvement for Invention At Time of Death Capt. Ernest E. Weibel, Co. B, 29 Engineers, died in France of wounds received in action, according to a telegram from the War Department received Monday by his parents, Mr. and Mrs. E. A. Weibel 924 Alabama street. He is the first Lawrence man with the American forces in France, and the sixth K. U. man to die in the service. The telegram reported his death as occurring April 12. He arrived in France Feb. 24. Since his graduation here, with the exception of two years spent at Yale and Harvard, Captain Weibel has been in Washington, D. C., where he was employed as a physicist in the Bureau of Standards. Since last June, he and Lieut. Arthur Fecht had been working on an invention to be used by the artillery in calculating the range of the enemy's guns. The invention is finished and is in use today, although the men were still working on it. Captain Weibel graduated from the School of Engineering in 1911, and received his Ph. D. from Harvard in 1916. He was a member of Sigma Xi, honorary scientific fraternity. Mr. Weibel was commissioned captain, December 22. Captain Weibel is survived by his parents, Mr. and Mrs. E. A. Weibel, a brother Leo N., with Co. B, 110th Engineers stationed at Camp Doniphan and a sister, Nadine, c21. Kansas Minerals Are Valuable War Asset, Says Doctor Moore Congress May Authorize Appointment of War Minerals Administrator "The United States has large resources of iron, coal, petroleum copper, lead, and zinc," said Dr. Moore, "but we are short on manganese, which is used in the manufacture of steel, pyrite, an important ingredient of the acid used in making muttions, tungsten, platinum, molybdenum, chromite, and magnesite, the last two being used in making smelters for iron ore. The Germans controlled the supply of these two minerals in Europe, and placed an embargo on their export at the beginning of the war. Small deposits have been found in this country, and the state geologists are to co-operate with the national survey in locating and developing these and other highly important minerals. Between 300,000 and 400,000 tons of shipping will be released for food or transport service if these minerals be sufficiently developed here. Dr. Raymond C. Moore returned last week from Washington, where he attended a joint convention of the members of the United States Geological Survey and the state geologists, in his capacity of state geologist of Kansas. The state geologists were invited by the director of the national survey, George Otis Smith, for the purpose of conferring on the matter of the minerals necessary for use in the war. "There is now a bill in Congress providing for a War Minerals Administrator, who is to be directly responsible to the Food Administrator," continued Dr. Moore. "Herbert C. Burke will review this bill and chiefly responsibility for this bill, which will greatly facilitate the speed and efficiency of the work." Doctor Moore was asked what part Kansas would play in this movement. "Kansas is usually regarded solely as a farming state," he replied, "but the value of her minerals last year was fifty million dollars. The state is rich in deposits of lead, zinc, and petroleum; it has a quantity of pyrite. Kansas 'cult' is now a more important asset to the nation than ever before. The state survey is to begin at once on the work mapped out at the convention." Presbyterian Orchestra To Appear in Concer The Presbyterian Student orchestra of twenty-five members directed by Harold H. Lytle, will give a Red Cross benefit concert April 20, at 8 a.m. in the Presbyterian Church. This is the third annual concert given by this organization. Prof. Arthur MacMurray, of the department of Public Speaking, will read several selections. He has seldom appeared in Lawrence, but has consented to read on this program for the Red Cross. Mrs. Homer Talbot, pastor of Presbyterian Church choir, will sing two songs them, a war-time lullaby, by Mr. Lytle. A silver offering will be taken for the Red Cross fund. The War Here and Over There ENEMY TAKES MESSINES RIDGE The Germans have, according to latest reports, carried the greater part of Messines Ridge by storm. This strategic point commands Ypres and its occupation by the enemy will necessitate the evacuation of Ypres. Buchenwald, Wilbergen, and Wytzhausen, have been defeated by Germanians. Unless a successful counter attack it made, the drive to the channel ports seems likely to have prompt results. In France they are fighting with bullets. The least we can do at home is to fight with our dollars.-Kansas City Times. Ernest P. Goodrich, "an accomplished consultant engineer of New York," writes in The American Review of Reviews that he believes airplanes might fly to Europe. "Vessels are being convoiued. Why not establish a boat patrolled route to the Azores (1740 miles), to Portugal (800 miles), to France, and send our machines through the air?" says Mr. Goodrich. He believes that it is a perfectly practical scheme to obviate the difficulties of shipping the planes or materials to France. It would let the tonnage put so far used in that way be put to some other use. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 17, 1918. Our fourteen inch guns are over 58 feet long and weigh 95 tons. They cost $118,000. About 60,000 officers and men are engaged in coast patrol work of the navy. Buy a bond engraved in America or you may wear one forged in Germany.-The Bond Bulletin. Q. I am a soldier of two months standing. I am anxious to know what course to pursue to become a general. At present I am a private. A. You have a long run ahead of you. I would advise that you purchase some good current literature and pray for peace. Newspaper headlines which you will probably never see. Newspaper headlines which with probably never see: Kate Kaplan on his own house, Russian army on his offensive, U. S. Seeks separate peace. Hindenberg marches down Champ Elysuses. Charlie Chaplin appears in "Ham vet." Tusah "16 Topeka Prof. W. B. Bodenhafer's class in Remedial and Agencies will go to Topeka, Saturday where they will visit the Boys' Industrial School and the State Hospital for the Insane. This class went to Leavenworth about a month ago to visit the State and Federal prisons. Milwaukee votes dry. Dust ceases to blow at Doniphan. —Trench and Camp. Bodenhafer Class To Topeka Electricals Meet Thursday A meeting of the University of Kansas branch of the American Institute of Electrical Engineers will be held Thursday night at 7:30 o'clock in Marvin Hall. The subject to be discussed will be the Ottawa power plant test by George Bowman and W. T. Frier. This is a talk on a senior thesis that was carried out this year. "Rare Bits" Tickets Reaily Tickets for "Rare Bits" are on sale at the check-stand in Fraser Hall today. This junior-senior mixer is to be a big affair, with plenty of fun, refreshments, and a few stunts to furnish conversation on this "get acquainted night." "Rare Bits" is to start at 7:15 Thursday night in Robinson Gymnasium. "Rare Bits" Tickets Ready At Present Officers Camp Admit Only Enlisted Training Camp May Be Opened for College Students This Summer Aviation service and admittance to one of the officer's training camps are temporarily closed according to E. M. Briggs but either of these may open opportunities for University students at any time. Considerable training camp will be the Harvard Training Camp which will instructors of unquestioned ability but this camp will not commission men into the army directly. "Present army rulings permit the designation of enlisted men only for training in the officers' schools for military service today. Major-general Wood is now strongly recommending a common sense view of the situation which shows the necessity of establishing more training camps this summer to train 40 years of age to fit them for the duties of captains, majors, and colonels. W. S. G. A. Is Active In National Movements And University Affairs The younger men, non-comissioned officers, or privates in the service now, no matter how well he may know routine drill, could not satisfactorily handle these more important commissions, lacking the necessary balance, maturity, and judgment. With the rapid rate of the call next draft Colonel Briggs thinks in offices highly probable the War Department may again find it advisable to train schools for civilians from 25 to 30 years perhaps younger as was done last summer. Training for officers for all of the troops already across the water will undoubtedly be given in France but the training for the new troops will probably be required here. Many students who attended the Harvard training camp last year, although not commissioned at once into the army, were given immediate admittance into the first training camp opened by the government and received from it higher commissions than could have been secured otherwise. A bulletin giving full and detailed information about the camp and the courses of study is expected soon. Some other branches of the service which men are intending to enter this summer are the ambulance service, sanitary engineering, balloon instruction, and aviation. Architects Place Two Firsts in Art Contest Another competition, which will be the last one for this year, will be held May 5. The subject for this competition is a country chapel. The response to the judgment of this contest will not be announced until after school is over. Quill Club will meet in the rest room, Fraser Hall, Thursday night at 8:15 o'clock. The department of architecture has received word that the drawings sent in at the last competition of the New York or the New York were 100 per cent efficient. Six Mentions Also Awarded to University Artists of Eight Entries Of the eight drawings entered in the competition, two firsts and six mentions were awarded to the K. U. artists. One first and two mentions were given on the projects submitted and one first and five mentions were given on the analytic subjects. This makes fifteen honors awarded out of sixteen competitions entered by the department this year. Annual Report Shows Wide Field of Endeavor for K. U. Women Much activity in school and national affairs is shown in the financial report of the W. S. G. A. just announced by Marian Joseph, retiring secretary. The report follows: Expenditures 12. Manicures To Red Cross, Margaret Parks . . . $ 50.00 To G. O. Foster, Student Friendship Fund . . . 50.00 To Edna Atchinson, Scholar- ship . . . 50.00 To Margaret Lynn, yarn for D. A. R. . . 15.00 National dues . . . 15.00 Music for middy dances . . . 12.00 The University has gone over the top, and has subscribed almost a thousand dollars more than its quota of $15,000 in the Third Liberty Loan. But K. U. is not satisfied to stop with just what is required. It is willing to do more than the Government asks, and has now set the goal at $25,000, almost double the amount asked. Students and student organizations so far have subscribed very little if at all. The committee hopes to give every student organization an opportunity to take at least one bond. K U. Addresses the Kaiser Refreshments for dances ... Needles and yarn for Red Cross. . . . . Total ... $296.1 Receipts Balance on hand ... $173.11 Members' Dues, first of year ... 57.75 Members Dues, during year ... 23.75 Middy Dances ... 35.70 Girls' Prom ... 39.80 Needles, yarn and Red Cross ... 32.95 Student Enterprise Ticket ... 8.38 Incidentals ... 11.45 Total. $382.55 Total Expenditures. 296.33 Balance ... $86.62 The new officers were installed last night at a meeting in Fraser Hall. Lucene Spencer is new president; Mary Smith, vice president; Katherine Wilkerson, secretary; Irene Tihen, treasurer. The new class representatives were also installed. The dance Saturday night—the College Kick in F. A. U. Hall—is for the purpose of raising more money for activities of next year. The council started this year with a balance of $173.17. This has been reduced to $86.12 by the many war demands. Sandzen Has Exhibit Of Pictures at K. U Berger Sandzen, professor of aesthetics and dean of the School of Fine Arts at Bethany College, Lindsburg, has an exhibit of his work on the third floor of the Administration Building. Sandzen was born in Bildsburg, Sweden, and was a pupil of Zorn and Berginin in Stockholm, and Amon-Jean in Paris. He has won recognition as a strong and original interpreter of nature, in pictures in oil, water color, and wood engraving. Most of his pictures on exhibit here are of mountain and ocean scenes. Many of them are of scenes around Lindsborg and Salina. Sandzen is represented in the National Museum, Stockholm, Sweden; Lund Museum, Sweden; Library of Congress, Washington Art Insti Student Day Date To Be Set Student Any Date to Be Set The date of Student Day this spring will be decided upon at a meeting of the Student Council tonight. It will probably be held the latter part of this month or first of next month so students of the School of Law will be able to participate. Sanders is represented in the National Museum, Stockholm, Sweden; the Library of Museum, Sweden; Library of Congress, Washington Art Institute, Chicago. Sphinx will meet at 7:45 o'clock to night at the Beta house. Black Helmets will meet at the Pi Upsilon house to tonight at 7:30 o'clock. Two Convocations at University Next Week Two convocations in one week is an unusual record for K. U, but this is explained by the fact that there has not been a convoction for three weeks on Tuesday, Sarah Louse Arnold will lead the problem since the war commenced. On Tuesday, April 25, a convocation will be held to hear William Al len White, Kansas author and editor, and Miss Helen M. Bennett, of Chicago, who are brought here under the auspices of Theta Sigma Phi, which is holding the first national convention here that week. BULLETIN The University seismograph in Blake Hall registered an earthquake this morning starting at 1:47:57 and lasting till 2:13 o'clock. The estimated distance was 1600 miles from the location of the California as a dispatch from there states there was a slight disturbance early this morning. Plain Tales From The Hill If you see a suspiciously acting student peering around the campus, do not judge him too severely, for he is probably performing a psychology lab experiment. In so doing he may be frightened by what he sees as a professor for a match to climbing to the top of the Administration construction tower. A certain sociology professor must have been reading Dante's "inferno" he was speaking of a noted sociologist. He wrote in a class that the deceased sociologist must now be a captain of a shoveling squad. Katherine Duffield is official inspector of women's rooms. The other afternoon the girls of a certain organization on the Hill went home and found tacked up in conspicuous places in each room such notices as— "This room is in a deplorable condition. K. D." "This room is tidy, but please hang up your wraps. K, D." "This room needs sweeping and dusting. K. D." The girls were quite peeved to think that Miss Duffield had found their rooms in such conditions. At the dinner table that night two guilty girls had sat down, and were longer. They had put up the notices and "K.D." stood for "Katy Didn't". Medic-"Did you hear about the large order of pajamas Von Hindenburg made for the German army last week?" Junior Law—"No, why does he want pajamas or his car," he said. "I'll revive." "Comus" to Take Place Of Annual May Fete The first outdoor performance attempted by the K. U. Dramatic Club will be given this year, probably the night of May 11. It is planned to take the place of the May Fete at the University. The first presentation will be that of Milton's masque, "Comus." The cast for the "Comus" has not been entirely selected but will contain nine principals, with twenty-two dancers. There is to be splendid music and fine dancing, Prof. Arthur MacMurray says. The production of the play is expensive, because of the elaborate costumes. The Dramatic Club expects a musical performance by the S. G. A. general fund, to be used for Red Cross work and the W. S. G. A. scholarship. Elect New Forum Officers Elect New Forum Officers The regular meeting of the Woman's Forum will be held Thursday afternoon at 3 o'clock in Room 110, France. The first part of the host is used to elect of officers, president, and chancellor for the coming year. Several members also will give reports on modern war books. Sibyl Martin will report on Mrs. Kellogg's "Women of Belgium," Frances Selig, on "Life and Letters of a Countess," and Clara Kubik, on "Garder's, My Four Years in Germany." Owls will meet at the Kappa Sigma house tonight at 8 o'clock. Important. You can't SPEND your money and SAVE it too! Buy War-Savings Stamps! Old K.U. Comes Through With $850 More Than Its Liberty Loan Quota Drive Does Not End Until May 4 and Much Larger Total Is Expected Set New Quota At $25,000 Student Organizations Urged to Take Greater Interest in Campaign Despite its good showing the University will not get a flag. It will share that honor with the city if the students and K. U., get into the honor list. K. U. went over the top in the Third Liberty Lgan drive today and up to noon had subscribed $850 more than its quota of $15,000. A new voluntary quota was adopted this afternoon, and Prof. U. G. Mitchell, who is heading the drive work on the Hill, will subscribe at least $9,000 and possibly $25,000 before the drive closes, May 4. "The drive committee expects all faculty subscriptions to be in by Friday," Professor Mitchell said. "However, we need more subscriptions from students, particularly from organizations on the Hill. Several student organizations have come in, but a number have not yet subscribed. Their subscriptions are needed. They should not hold out. Besides it is not necessary to pay now, even the first payment. This first payment of 5 per cent may be deferred until May 1. Also, it is not necessary to subscribe this week. Any time next week will do." University Man Ends Important Exploration For U. S. Government Allen Sterling Made Scientific Investigations in Brazil, Chile and Bolivia Allen Sterling, a K. U., graduate, son of M. W. Sterling, associate professor of Greek, who has been on an expedition in South America, sent out by the department of terrestrial magnetism, has arrived $20,75 and in good health, at Parn, Brazil, according to a cabbage received by his parents today. The trip before the arrival at Para was made through the dense forests of Bzhail, a district known as a fever country. According to the telegram, Mr. Sterling arrived in good health. The expedition of which he is a member left the United States in September, 1916, and, except for a few stops at Cuba and Panama, has been in South America since. The report of the director of the department of terrestrial magnetism sent out by the department at Washington tells of an expedition led by Observer Sterling in Chile and Bolivia and thence down the Beni and Madiera rivers to Manaos, Brazil. The purpose of the expedition was to investigate several regions with respect to their availability for the location of a magnetic observatory. A location was found about 210 miles from Lima, after several inland regions were investigated and the country as far as Lake Titicaca was explored. Mr. Sterling left the party in February, 1917, and continued investigations in Chile. Mr. Sterling is the second K. U. man who has been connected with expeditions sent out by the department of terrestrial magnetism. Ittal Luke, a graduate of the University, was a member of the company on the ship Carnegie, which carried on similar work with the American expedition tells of way stations occupied which were established by the "Carnegie." Funeral of Miss Carr Held Funeral of Miss Carr Held Funeral service for Miss Merritt Carr, who died at the University hospital Monday afternoon, were held at 9 o'clock this morning at the home of Dr. J. W. O'Bryan in Lawrence. The body will be taken to Miss Carr's home at Leavenworth for burial. Sachems will meet at the Phi Delta Theta house tonight at 7:30 o'clock. This meeting is of importance and all members should be sure to attend. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 17,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University EDITORIAL STAFF **Vilian Sturgeon.** ... Editor-in-chief James Hardass. ... Assessment ... News Editor Howard Morgan. ... P. T. Editor Helen Morton. ... Senior Editor Joe Foyt. ... War Editor BUSINESS STYLE Fred Rigby ... Business Mgr Wayne Wilson ... Assistant NEWS STAFF Herman Hangen University of Memorium Milward Ward Floyd Hockenbull Floyd Hockenbull Alice Rowley Harry Morgan Harry Morgan Dorothy Cole Roger Triplett Luther Hangen (Luther Hangen) Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail matter in February 2015. Barrie, Kansas, under the act of March 17, 2016. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66. The Daily, Kansan aims to picture students at the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals the University upholds. To be clean; to be cheerful; to be brave; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the students of the University. WHEN SONG IS USEFUL WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17, 1918. In the Spanish-American war the soldiers sang, "There'll Be A Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight," when they were in a hilarious mood. In the Civil War martial sadness and gladness was poured out in the stately measures of "Battle Hymn of the Republic," "Marching Through Georgia," the gayly casual strains of "Dixie," and the solemnity of "We're Tenting Tonight on the Old Camp Ground." In 1918, in a different day and a different sort of war there is still song in army camps. Formerly singing was irregular and often rebel by a few men. Today the boys are all singing together spontaneously. Chorus singing is a part of the military order of the day. The music officer has his place in the day. The man who originated the idea of military chorus singing is a former member of the University faculty, Professor Arthur Nevin. The musical genius of Professor Nevin has been turned to good military account. At Camp Grant 40,000 men are pouring out the natural emotions aroused by love of home and country in common song. Tired soldiers get just as much pleasure out of harmonizing on "It's A Long, Long Trail," as does a college quartet inspired to serenade under the beginn influence of the moonlight. Forty thousand slinging men; one musician's work. Music Officer Nevin is not trying to elevate the popular taste. He is not spending any time telling devotees of "Liliza Jane" that ragtime destroys the structure of those aesthetic sensibilities necessary to the appreciation of Schubert's "Serenade." He is letting the music madness of the day prevail. All that he asks is that they sing, and sing with all their hearts and voices. Songs will minimize weariness of body, and bring fresh hope, peace, and confidence. It will act as a mental elixir to the sagging spirit. "It's bound to be a singing army that goes over," says the Music Officer, "we are building the morale of an army with a song on its lips." Men swear at it and women swear by it. Where womankind is the powder puff is also. The principle is Homeric in its antiquity. Although Helen may not have needed it and could not have used it even had she needed it, so great was the haste of Paris when she embarked with him for Troy, and although neither history nor literature records whether Circe took strategic measures against a shiny nose, there is good reason for believing that Cleopatra had an antidote. THE POWDER PUFF When man begins to think on we man in man, he does this whenever woman in particular will not think of him, he works on the hypothesis that beauty is only skin deep. Reasoning further, he reaches the cynical conclusion that from the skin outward is mostly whitewash, calcineum, enamel. This theory is old, but its application has changed with the generations of progress. Grandmother dusted her face with a mere suspicion of starch or rice powder. Mother graduated into the chamois skin stage. That chamois skin has been envied by daughter for its convenience, especially when it was of the kind which had an outer circular drawstring and had a record for indestructibility. But the chamois couldn't last. Perhaps the animals gave out; the buffaloes did and the robes become merest imitations. Anyway it was not long after people got used to writing 19-something instead of 18-something when some genius invented powder paper. These powder papers came bound in little booklets, editions de luxe of powdered leaves that looked as innocent as any shopping memorandum. It was easy to extract one and do the deed when he wasn't looking. In fact, there was a ninety-five per cent guarantee against detection. For some typically irresponsible feminine whim the papers did not stay; perhaps there was an unpleasant analogy to sandpaper in their friction capabilities. Came another genius then. Necessity mothered another invention and this time went back to stealing skins of animals again. The lamb's wool puff, the highest evolution of the science to date, is the simplest in operation. Just dip it into the powder box and then, with the wind right, shake it in the correct direction. Improvements on the origina lamb's skin range from the time a girl tending sheep on a New Hampshire hillside filled a lamb's tail full of pulverized white moss and then sat down while lambie wagged his tail in her face,—ranged from this quaint pastoral idyll to the efficient creation demanded by modern requisiions of perfect utility. The Dorine Box does it all. Diminished size of puff, dainty powder magazine, all compactly folded together—take the combination everywhere you go. That New Hampshire pasture and all its appertenances in miniature safe within her bosom, my lady ventures and is not afraid. Venus has not forgotten her daughters. She never will. And, thanks to the Dorie box, she is willing to adopt a few who were not originally hers. There will be no junior prom this year at the University of Oklahoma on account of the war. The armory, where the prom was to be given, is being used by the war department. It will be an unusual spectacle to see the best fighting race on earth under the necessity of being drafted against their will. There is no analogy between the proposed Irish draft and the American selection. But they are in striking contrast, this Irishman of the British Isles and that Irishman of America. To the rythmic roll of their drums, the all-Irish-American Fighting Ninth of Massachusetts marched away chanting, "Oh the Irish ain't much! Oh the Irish ain't much!—They're a darn site better than the blim-blam Deutsch!" Dr. J. A. Wessinger, city health officer of Michigan, asserts that the large clouds of dust which have been blown about recently are responsible for the present epidemic of gripe among the students at Ann Arbor. ON OTHER "HILLS" Ability to buy trench knives, grenades, surgical instruments, rifles, ammunition; providing cavalry, artillery or other service with horses and mules that are subduing the soldiers; what is submitting for a Liberty Loan Bond means? Read the Daily Kansan. Ask "Roomv" She Will Answer Anything Thrice a Week Right Here Call Write or Phone the KANSAN Madam or Sir Roomy: In my official capacity as professor in the University of Kansas, I am beginning to experience annoying difficulties with my supercranial hirsute surface. In fact I find little bays of baldness in among what was once a shore of luxuriant foliage. This grieves me much. It reminds me of passing years. I grow retrospective and consequently introspective and fear to lose the necessary academic perspective. Have you any remedy or recommendation to provide for these gravitating filaments whose recession is so symbolical of things that cause my heart to ache? Conscientious Interrogator. I have nothing to propose. I will suggest nothing. I don't want to illusion you; neither do I want to discourage you. Go bheaded and pray for rain. Or if a dry season is on, occasionally poke your head into the cistern. Wheel grease has been known to start hair growing, and some kinds of snakes will start hair rising. I recommend sternly that you think less and talk less. You need morals or workadows a rest. Hair can't grow when it is tired; you ought to know that. Now be reasonable. Go to bed at 8 p.m. Let all classes out fifteen minutes early. Assign less. Keep your sacred peace. I am willing to bet that some of those funny little nitches above your brow will soon get a regular landslide of new hair. There's hope; only do your duty by yourself! ROOMY Dear Editor: I am an upper classman and am continually bothered by a freshman who lives on the hall. He argues that he should not wear a freshman cap because it is not heavy enough to balance his pedal impediments, because it has a button and buttons on caps are not in style, and does not such thing was done in hush school. How can I knock down his arguments? Would Know. Dear Editor: What is the antidote for eclair poisoning? Would Know. The best way to knock down such a person's argument is to trip up his speech. A Reader. As you do not give particular I cannot answer you specifically. But here is an antidote a dear old lady sent me twenty-five years ago. If the poisoning is contracted in the light of the moon, bury a bon-bon three feet underground beneath the front porch. If in the dark of the moon, carry an onion and a grain of sand in the pocket next to your heart. Take plenty of sleep and do not become nervous. Reau Bum. Dear Roomie: What is the best way to take a date to a dance at Robiason Gymnassium? It all depends. If she lives in North Lawrence, I would advise crossing the bridge and going down Massachusetts Street to Ninth and there shooting toward the athletic grounds to take the path over the old golf links. Should she live elsewhere send a stamped, self-addressed envelope and I will give you the information. Do not, however, send a pink or screted envelope. First get a firm, dark brown sponge and a pail of warm soapsaups. With this wash off the radiator. Blow gently down the hot-air shaft with a belows. Then carefully insert a pinch of imported Brazilian snuff into the shaft, and the nickel will come up. Dear Roomy: I dropped a nickel down the hot-air radiator in my rooming house. What shall I do? Privit—"Yes, sir, but we had a little trouble with one of them." Kernel: "Did you bury all the dead as I ordered this morning?" Anxious. Privit—"Why, one of them raised up on his上呼 and said he wasn't dead, but then he was one of them d——d Germans, and you can never believe anything they say, so we buried him anyway." —Awgwan. Sergeant to Recruit—"Explain what is meant by "Mark time." EXPLAINED Stude—“If it heads, we go to bed. If it's tails, we stay up, and (nervous) if it stands on edge, we study.— Punch Bowl. Recruit—You lift the left foot up and place the right foot alongside of it and continue the motion—Judge. No amount is too small to LEND TO YOUR COUNTRY. Buy War-Savings Stamps! NEW ARROW COLLARS FOR SPRING CASCO-21/8 in. CLYDE-21/8 in. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Stanford Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansan Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion. 25c. Two insertions, two insertions. 25c; five insertions. 50c. Fifteen to twenty-five words, one insertion. 25c. Twenty-five words, one insertion. 25c. Five insertions. 75c. Twenty-five words up, one cent a word. Two cents a word each additional insertion. Each rate given upon application. PROFESSIONAL DR. DR. LUFF—Eye, Ear, Nose and Duck Bill gives gliss ware guaranteed. Disk Building. LAWRENCE OPTICAL GO. EXAMINED by Dr. Eleanor Jones. Eyes examined; glassees furnished; furnace used. DR. H. REDING—F. A. U. Building. DR. H. REDING—F. A. U. Building. Sited. Hours 9 to 5. Phone 513. JOB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. G. W. JONES, A. M., M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. Suite 1. F. A. U. Bldg. Residence 1219 Ohio St. Both phones. 15. KELEIER BOOK STORE - Quiz books artist's materials, drawing supplies Pictures and picture framing. Agency Hammond Typewriters. $93 Mass. Street. You will find Hoadleys at 733 Mass.-Adv. Send the Daily Kansan Home. A "Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her *y e*—in every gatest dignity." -Milton. "Grace" is a subtle charm, and without graceful background, the most beautiful frock will hang limp and characterless. Dress your form in a Redfern Corset, and it will immediately assume a natural graceful poise, an ease that impels a desire—a tireless energy for the most fascinating dance to the most athletic sport. Back Lace Front Lace $3.50 mp $3.50 up Wherever sold, skillfully fitted Innes Bulline & Hackman Exclusive Agency For REGAL SHOES PECKHAM'S The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Cloths WEDNESDAY The Production 50.50 A special effort has been made in staging the play to give it the proper local setting of a student union. The play is under the personal direction of Prof. Arthur MacMurray, who coached "The Checkmate" and other big plays of the K. U. Dramatic Club. The performance will be above the standard of the usual Senior Plays. Curtain rises at 8:30 sharp. The K. U. Orchestra will furnish some popular music between acts. APRIL 24 BOWERSOCK THEATRE Announcement of "Seat Sale" tomorrow. Coming Friday—Both Theatres IN HIS LATEST "MR. FIX-IT" "DOUG FAIRBANKS VARSITY and BOWERSOCK FRIDAY ALSO AT BOWERSOCK ONLY ON SATURDAY Four and one-half hours of Real Pleasure await you at the JUNIOR DANCE with HALEY'S FOUR PIECES —Kansas City's best orchestra with a program of military, jazz and new popular music. FRIDAY NIGHT F. A. U. HALL Admission $1 Tickets at Door “A Junior Prom for a Dollar” "A Junior Prom for a Dollar" LADIES AND GENTS—ATTENTION Don't discard your last year's hat. No difference if it is Panama, felt, or straw. Bring it to us and we can save you the price of a new one. We change the inner or outside band and make your hat look like new in shape and style. Price reasonable——Work guaranteed. LAWRENCE HAT WORKS 833 Mass. 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies CARTER'S University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter LANDER THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. APRIL 17,1918 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lieut. John C. Madden Former Kansan Editor Recalls Student Scraps Johnny Madden, c'14, of Mound City is Stationed at Camp Funston Lieut. John C. Madden, c14, visited the Kansan office Friday on his way back to Camp Funston from his home at Mound City, where he had been on sick leave. Lieutenant Madden was formerly a member of the Kansan board and editor-in-chief during the spring of 1914. He edited the Linn County Republic at Mound City after leaving school, later selling out to accept a position on the St. Louis Republic. Madden attended the first officers' training camp at Fort Riley. "Johnny" Madden's visit recalls the exciting events which took place during his term of office as editor-in-chief. The Kansas editorial called attention to the defacing of trees on Fourteenth Street, by posters announcing student activities, and showed this to be in violation of a city ordinance. Shortly afterwards warrants were issued for the arrest of all members of the Men's Student Council, the trees having been decorated with posters advertising a dance performance, and served at the house-warming which opened the Student Union House at Twelfth and Tennessee streets. Several members of the Council, including "Johnny," were routed out of bed the next night and taken to jail bail being refused. "Uncle Jimmy" Green acted as their counsel at the hearing, and the men were released A number of councilmen blamed the entire affair on Madden's editorial in the Kansan, finally voting him out of the office of editor-in-chief, making the position an elective one, all University students to be eligible. A bitter controversy ensued on the question of the Student Council's authority over the Kansan. Madden resigned from the Council, but his resignation was rejected. The Council finally rescinded its action at a secret meeting, and peace reigned again. Announce Engagement By the Way The Stevenson Club will dance to night from 7 to 8 o'clock. Mr. and Mrs. S. M. Swartz of Lon Beach, Cal., announce the engagement of their daughter, Dorothy Vincent t Mr. Laurence Boyden Updike of Los Angeles, Cal. Miss Swartz is a student in the University and a member of Kappa Alpha Theta Mr. Updike is a student in the University of Cali- at at Berkeley and a member of Phi Kappa Psi. Miss Hazeil Stewart and Miss Mabel Jacobson of Sedgwick will come to Lawrence today to the guests of Myrtle Hge. c'19. The Moody Club will dance tonight from 7 to 8 o'clock. Miss Julia Sutermeister, Gamma Phi Beta housemother, went to Kansas City Tuesday to attend the symphony concert. Henry Pegues of Hutchinson, who was graduated from K. U., last spring, has received a commission as first lieutenant at Camp Doniphan. Pegues is a former editor of the Kansan, and is a member of Phi Kappa Psi. Mu Phi Pledges Mu Phi Epsilon announces the pledging of Marian Seelye, fa'21, of Abilene. Acacia will give a house dance Saturday, April 27. Proceeds from the "Kollege Kick," which is to be given Saturday, April 20, at F. A. U. Hall, will go to various activities supported by the W. S. G. A. White brick ice cream with Red Cross center—a pleasing combination. Phone 182, Wiedemann's— Adv. Kanza will entertain with its annual supper dance at the Country Club, Friday, May 10. Alemania will hold initiation Friday night, April 19, for Ethel Minger, c'20, Harry Bolton, c'21, Harry Little, c'21, Austin Sanborn, c'20. Alemannia Initiation Georgia Beebe, c18, and Rachel Bell, c19, will give an informal party at their home at 1138 Kentucky Street, Friday night, April 19. The members of the outgoing executive committee of the W. S. G. A. will have a spread at the Pi Phi house Tuesday, April 23. John Stiller, A. B., 15, who is on his way from Indianapolis, Ind., to his home in Minneapolis, Kan., is a guest at the Acacia house. Bill Boone, d'18, who is now in the third officers' training camp at Camp Funston, will be in Lawrence over the weekend at Alemannia dance Saturday, April 20. Sigma Chi will give a dance on the Pavilion, Saturday, May 4. Chi Omega will entertain with a week-end rushing party Saturday and Sunday, and will give a dance Saturday night. Hoyt S. Nelson, who was graduated from the School of Law last year, visited at the P.I. Upsilon house Tuesday. Deane Malott, c'20, went to Ozawie Tuesday to judge a declamatory contest. Invitations have been issued by Mr. and Mrs. David A. Moore of Hutchinson for the wedding of their daughter, Ruth B. Moore, to Mr. Waldemar Heathote. Miss Moore was graduated from the University of Kansas last year, and is a member of the Kappa Pi plenum in the Department of Interior in Washington, where they will make their Heathcote-Moore The Architectural Engineering Society held a special meeting Tuesday night in Marvin Hill and elected H. O. Beisner, c'20, and J. Benson, c'20, to the governing board of Kansas Engineers for next year. Architects Elect Sophs Kollege Kick, don't miss it! Sat., Apr 20, Haley & Bevinsee F. A. U.-Adv. Kollage Kick, don't miss it! Sat. Apr. 10, Haley & Beinseiss, F. A. U.-Ad. We want your picture framing business. See our artistic line of mouldings and stand and swing frames. Meet your appetite at our table. The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemistitching and Picoting—10c yd. Kemedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. HATS, CAPS, SUITS, SHIRTS for spring CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. HUB CLOTHING CO. 820 Mass. St. 814 Mass. St. Our SELZ shoes for spring are here PLAY BALL! L. L. PHILLIPS & CO. Let Us Make Suggestions for Graduation Gifts UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE 803 Mass. St. Exclusive Local Agent for Martha Washington Candies SQUARE KENNEDY & ERNST 826 MASS. ST. Base ball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic Store of Lawrence TWO POINTS Sam Galitzky Prop. Ideal Clothing Co. Subject to Call In January Sam Galitzky was called before the draft board, given a physical examination and was rejected. A few weeks ago Mr. Galitzky was again called for examination and this time he was accepted as physically fit to fight for his country. Uncle Sam Wants Sam- With new spring stocks accounting to $7,000 now in Mr. Gilstykz's store—not counting his regular stock of clothing, shoes and furnishings, which will bring the total up to $15,000, it is imperative that the merchandise of the Ideal Clothing Co., be cleared at once without regard for price sacrifice! Sam Galstykz is subject to call any day,—his business ties must be removed! IT WILL PAY YOU TO ATTEND THIS SALE IF SAVING MONEY INTERESTS YOU! That is the reason for this great price reducing sale the greatest Men's Clothing, shoe and furnishing sale ever held in Lawrence. "Off To War" Sale Commences Tomorrow Morning—9 a.m. Read These Prices—They Are Silent Guide Posts to Economy- Attend This Sale and Save! MEN'S SUITS $10.00 Spring Suits, now... $ 7.15 15.00 Spring Suits, now... $ 9.65 18.00 Spring Suits, now... $12.95 20.00 Spring Suits, now... $14.95 25.00 Spring Suits, now... $16.45 SHIRT BARGAINS $1.50 shirts, soft or stiff cuffs, NOW...98c $1.75 shirts, soft or stiff cuffs, NOW...$1.12 $2.00 shirts, soft or stiff cuffs, NOW...$1.35 $2.50 shirts, soft or stiff cuffs, NOW...$1.69 $5.00 shirts, soft or stiff cuffs, NOW...$3.69 Special lot plain white and fancy shirts, with collar attached, $1 values ... 69c MEN'S SHOES $3.00 shoes, now ... $1.98 $3.50 shoes, now ... $2.48 $4.00 shoes, now ... $2.89 $4.50 shoes, now ... $3.25 $5.00 shoes, now ... $3.69 $6.00 shoes, now ... $4.48 $6.50 shoes, now ... $4.95 $7.50 shoes, now ... $5.79 HOSIERY 25c grade Durham hose, now.14c 25c socks, now ...14c 25c black silk hose, now ...29c 75c Everwear silk hose, now.47c UNDERWEAR 85c Athletic union suits, now... 48c $1.00 ribbed union suits... 69c $1.50 men's union suits... 92c $2.00 Mesco union suits... $1.15 RAIN COATS $4.00 raincoats, now... $2.48 $6.00 raincoats, now... $3.95 $8.50 raincoats, now... $4.95 Suitcases... 98c, $1.98, $3.15 Every Hat in Our Stock—None Originally Sold for less than $3 and $3.50—NOW $1.89 IDEAL CLOTHING CO. Sam Galitzky, Prop.—845 Mass. St. "We're in Business for Your Health" Welkos Drug Store Formerly Evans' 819 Mass. Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bldg. 707 Mass. St. Exclusive Agent for .D. V. Price Claims Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men OR PROMPT TAXI 455 SERVICE CALL JESS THORNTON A Suit Tailored to Your Measure $15 up Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. BROADWAY Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District —especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. HOLLYWOOD "Clean Up Your Old Clothes These are the times it pays to be economical. There's no need of spending money for new clothes when we're here to fix up your old ones by our new and improved odorless method, in such a way, that your own family will ask you where you get the new togs. Phone 506—we call for and deliver. Suits Cleaned and Pressed $1.50 LAWRENCE PANTATORIUM Phone 506 12 W. 9th St. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Carefull Attention Given to All Business UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 17, 1918. Jayhawkers and Normals Play Nine Inning Game At Emporia to 4-4 Tie Coach Bond tried three pitchers in the contest and the Emporarians were unable to connect safely with any of them. Failure of the Kansas twirlers to locate the plate was directly the cause of each Normal score. Lefty Caler started pitching for Kansas and worked three innings. Scheoppel took up the burden in the fourth and hurried until the seventh, when Slawson went in and finished the game. Kansas Pitchers Were Wild and Allowed Normals to Score Four Runs The feature of the game was the hard hitting of the Kansans against Rehm, a veteran pitcher and letter man on Coach Hargail's team. The Jayhawkers got eight solid hits off the veteran while Emporia was able to register only two off the three Kansas pitchers. Lonborg's triple was the longest hit of the game. Foster and Smith got two-base hits and Keeler cracked out two singles. Cherry, Isenberger and Weltmer also hit for one base. Both Emporia hits were singles. Kansas took the lead in the first inning when, after Cherry had been put out, Weltmer beat out an infield hit. Then Foster walked, Lonberg hit a long drive to center for three bases, scoring Weltmer, and Foster, but Isenberger grounded out. The Jayhawks scored again in the third and in the fifth, but Emporia came back and tied the count each time. The Jayhawkers played nine innings to a 4-4 tie with the Emporia Normal team on the Emporia diamond in the first contest of the season, Tuesday afternoon. The game was called at the end of the ninth to allow the K. U. team to catch an opportunity to La. N. K. the Normal eight to two but Coach Jay Bond's men were unable to get better than a tie. The Jayhawker lineup and batting order was as follows: Cherry, 1b; Weltm, lf; Foster, ss; Smith, 1f; Lonborg, 3b; Isenberger, 2b; Keeler, rf; Bunn, c; Caler, Schoeppel and Slawson, p. Emporia will come here for a return game later in the season and the Jayhawkers believe they will take Coach Hargigs' men in camp then. The Varsity nine will start hard work this afternoon for the big opening series of the Missouri Valley race Monday, when the team meets Ames in the first game of a three game series. The score by innings follows: The score by innings follows: R. H. E. Kansas ... 201 010 009 ... 4 2 4 Normals ... 003 010 009 ... 4 2 4 Batteries: Kansas, Caler, Schuper, Slawson and Bunn; Normals, Rehm and Faler. Disciplinary Committee Waiting for Complaint No action has been taken to investigate the riotous serenade which disturbed several of the sorority houses Sunday night, according to a statement made today by Prof. D. L. Patterson, chairman of the Disciplinary Committee. "No steps will be taken to discover the participants in the affair unless someone makes a complaint," said Professor D. Garrison, director of Committee settles affairs when a complaint is made, but we are not around looking for trouble." SPORT BEAMS Season tickets for the home games at at Illinois, with Iowa, Purdueof Chicago, Wisconsin and Michigan, are on sale for $1.50. The Haskell Indians will have a dual meet with the Kansas City Polytechnical Institute at Haskell May 4. Baker, Haskell and Ottawa will have a triangular meet here May 20. The final home meeting of the season of the Indians will be with William Jewell May 27. The Haskell Indians had little trouble in running away from Baker in their dual meet at Haskell Saturday, taking twelve firsts and six seconds and making a clean sweep in the 100 yard dash, quarter, pole vault, shotput and javelin. Welborn of Baker made the half in 2:01:2.5. Welborn will break the state conference record in that event in the state meet this year according to Coach Schlademan of Baker. The Haskell Indians will not have a baseball team this year as the state conference is not playing ball and games would be hard to obtain according to Coach Venne. The Indians have an eight team league among themselves and play every day. College Kick, don't miss it! Sat. Apr. Haley and Beinsee, F. A. U.-Adv. Almond or filbert nut crisp—a dainty, nourishing confection—this is something the soldier boy likes. Send a box to him today. Wiedemann's—Adv. A DAILY LETTER HOME—The Daily Kansan. A. G. ALRICH 736 Mass. St. Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS SPECIALIZATION O. This extra saving results directly to you making possible regular $22.50 to $30 values for Credit Accounts and their losses, Sales, Free Deliveries and Extravagant Window Trimmings. We specialize on dependable clothes at a moderate price. This price is made possible by the elimination of every unnecessary expense as Clarence Little, the crack junior spinner from Southwestern was sick last week and did not get in the Inter-Class meet. Little has been doing some good work in the quarter and 220 yard dashes. $17 and $21 April is the month of showers and our stock of genuine AIRVENTO Raincoats is very complete. The Missouri Tigers humbled Ames Saturday at Columbia in their dual meet by an 88 to 39 score by taking nine firsts and the relays. J. V. Scholz of Missouri ran the 100 yard dash in 9:3 which equals the world's record, and at the 220 yard dash in 21.1. There was a wind that made the wind was at the star sprinter's back. Ames showed strong in the distance races and the pole vault. Kollage Kick, don't miss it! Sat., Apr. 10, Haley & Beinseev, F. A. U.-Adw. Skofstad 829 Mass. St. Drink McNish's Aerated Distilled water—the only all-purpose water. The same the year 'round. Phone 198, motor delivery will call—Adv. Salted peanuts and salted almonds—salted in fresh country butter at Wiedemann's—Adv. Hoadleys have moved from West Ninth to 733 Mass.-Adv. THE GIFT SHOP A. Marks & Son The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence • 735 Mass. St. The Original Marks Jewelry Store. "CLEAN-UP" Your Old Junk We Will Pay You Cash For It 954 Let "Clean-Up" Week also be "cash-in" week for you. We buy nearly everything that is no longer useful to you. And incidently, we pay the highest prices. PHONE VARSITY LAWRENCE PRODUCE AND JUNK CO. Ninth and Delaware Sts. One block west of Santa Fe Freight Depot. —Today— ENID BENNETT IN "The Keys of the Righteous" ALSO MUTUAL WEEKLY TOMORROW MARGUERITE CLARK IN "THE VALENTINE GIRL" BOWERSOCK VIOLA DANA "BREAKERS AHEAD" ALSO MUTUAL WEEKLY TOMORROW "BILL" HART IN "THE PATRIOT" 1920 Engraved on wood for A. B. Kirschbaum Co. THE KIRSCHBAUM WALL STREET Signin for the Church Since 1947 PROVIDING a delightful easiness of fit, a becoming dignity of line, a reasonable compliance with fashion-the Wall Street is naturally a favorite with men in the middle years of life We offer it in a delightful variety of pure wool fabrics-subdued in pattern without being dull-and particularly suitable for everyday business wear $20,$25,$30,$35,$40 JOHNSON & CARL LAWRENCE, KANS. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 131 Laws Protest Against 5-Hour Exercise Rule; Case Before Chancellor Two Lawrence Lawyers Take Matter Up With Head of The University Twenty-Five Support Move UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, THURSDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 18.1918. They Say Ruling Is Unfair If It Empowers To Hold Up Degrees Two Lawrence lawyers, representing about twenty-five students in the school of Law who have united in an attempt to prove that the University Senate has no power to force students to take exercise five hours a week and to deny them their credits if they refuse, took up the matter with Chancellor Strong Monday afternoon, urging that the Laws' case be taken to court. Lawyers said they would take action on the students' protest either at once or later is not known. The law students claim that the action of the Senate is unreasonable. No credits have been refused yet as the rule has not been passed long enough, but it is understood on the Hill that the senate does not take not taken and no excuse is presented. "Our stand has been taken because of the irrational decision of the University Senate in requiring five hours of exercise, and because of the failure of the Exemption Board to exempt students who had excellent grounds for not wanting to take exercise," one of the protestors told us; this is unusual in agreeing with us that the ulez of the Senate is invalid. "We deny that the Senate has any power to pass such rules. It was never given the power. The question is largely whether the University's contract with the student requires that a degree must be given after the completion of 120 hours of work as is stated in the catalogue, or whether the number of hours can be increased by the Senate as has been done. "The case has been gone into thoroughly. We intend to fight the Senate's rulings to a satisfactory conclusion, that is, when the right or wrong of the point in question has been proved. Our action is not aimed at the Senate, but at this rule which we believe is contrary to students' rights. Neither is it for only a desire to get our own credits, but we want to ascertain for all students the validity or invalidity of the rule." Mrs. F. O. Marvin Gives Loan Fund To Be Used By Worthy Engineers Gift to Perpetuate Memory o Former Head of School of Engineering Mrs. F. O. Marvin has presented the School of Engineering with a donation of $300 in the name of Dean F. O. Marvin to be used as a student loan fund. The gift is to be known as the Dean Marvin Student Fund and is to be administered by the office of the Dean of the School of Engineering in the interest of worthy engineering students who need financial aid. The fund will be used in the same manner as the regular Student Loan Fund. Dean G. C. Shaad says that the School of Engineering owes its existence and good reputation very largely to the work of Dr. Shaad, who have life to the work of the school. Patterson Made Lieutenant Chester M. Patterson, son of Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Patterson, of Galena, has received a commission as second lieutenant in the army at the recent Officers' Training School at Fort Leavenworth. Lieutenant Patterson was graduated from the University last spring, and was a member of the Sigma Chi fraternity. He has been assigned to duty in the canal zone. Theta Tau, honorary engineering fraternity, gave its seventh annual founders' day banquet Wednesday gt at the Oread Cafe. Hester Jackson, c'19, will leave today to spend several days at Camp Oglethorpe, Georgia. Earl Killarney, a former student on the Hill, is visiting at the Kappa Sigma house. Proceeds From "Comus" Will Go To W. S. G. A Proceeds from "Comus," the play to be given by the K. U. Dramatic Club, May 11, will be given to the W. S. G. A., since that organization can raise no money this year fro mthe May Fete. "Comus" is not intended to take the place of the annual May Fete, but the Dramatic Club plans to make an outdoor play an annual event in the spring. Comus, when has never been given in Lawrence before, will be a distinctive production because of the costumes and dances. The cast, which will include nine principals, and twenty-two dances, has not been finally decided upon. The War Here and Over There BRITISH STRIKE BACK British Strike BACK The British have struck back so strongly on the northern battle front in France near Ypres that parts of the towns of Meteen and Wytschane were retaken and held for a time. Later the English retired. Some of the so-called Hun victories in this region have not yet been confirmed. French reinforcements have arrived in the north to help the British in stopping the Germans. A Pacific coast ship yard has built a ship in 109 days, which is supposed to be the record for building a merchant ship. Fifteen British ships were sunk by Hun subs during the last week. Eleven were of 1,600 tons or more. Washington believes that Haig is now working hard to get the Germans in a hole by out maneuvering the Huns in the Ypres sector. The 49,843 new soldiers who go to the colors between May 1 and May 10 will be sent to eleven forts and to recruiting barracks to train with the regular army units there. These men are in addition to the 150,000 selected men who are called to service April 26 and go to National Army cantonments during the five days which follow that date, and if the units called since the middle of March are counted also, a total of 300,000 soldiers will have taken up arms so far this spring. Mrs. Bessie L. Miller is driving the bus that carries men and supplies between the Gas Defense Service in the Interior Building in Washington, D.C., and the Experiment Station of the service on the outskirts of the city. For the first time in its history the congress of the Daughters of the American Revolution will adjourn its sessions to visit in a body the tomb of George Washington. GOBAIN GUN WORKS NIGHTS Now that the Germans are sure the French have discovered the position and range of the Gobain gun and that the prevention of night flare is no longer a necessity, they have taken to systematic nocturnal bombardment of Paris. Few casualties have been reported from these night activities yet. Because lowa had no state flag before the declaration of war, lowa troops have been provided with flags whose design consist of three vertical stripes in blue, white and red—the French colors. The Student Day program will be held Friday afternoon, May 3, at 4 o'clock, either in Fraser Chapel or in Robinson Gymnasium. The program will be in charge of the new Student Council. Each school will chose its representative to speak at this meeting. They should be chosen at once so that the program will be ready on the date set. This day always has been known as a day of freedom of speech for students. Student Day Program Will Be Held May 3 All Methodist students in the Uni- iversity are invited to attend a mixer which will be given at the Methodist church Friday night, at 8:15 o'clock. The student branch of the American Institute of Electric Engineers will meet Thursday night at 7:30 o'clock. Eligibility Rules of Athletic Asociation Apply to Council Members Men's Student Council Makes Radical Change In Election Rulings Election Held on April 30 No Difference in Qualification for Various Schools the Radical revision of the election rules of the Men's Student Council, effected at a meeting of the Council held last night, are intended to make the qualifications more uniform in the schools of the University, and thus simplify the work of the election judges. This simplification was effected by combinations of new classification, and in changes in the requirements in all schools. Eligibility of candidates was made to be the same as that of men in athletics, and provision is made there for women within 20 feet of the judge's tables. School of Engineering—All students who have credits for 25 hours work shall vote as sophomores; students having credits for 60 hours work shall vote as Juniors; students having credits for 35 hours of work shall vote as seniors. Class assignment of students in the various schools is determined by the teachers. The College, Schools of Law, Pharmacy and Medicine—Students who have credits for 20 hours work vote as sophomores; for 50 hours work vote as juniors and for 80 hours work vote as seniors. In the School of Pharmacy, two-year course, students are given 60 hours additional credit after the first year. In other words the students in this course rank as freshmen or seniors. In the three-year courses students are given twenty hours additional credit at the end of the second year. Students are freshmen, sophomores, and seniors. Fine Arts students have completed 16 hours rank as sophomores; 40 hours, ranks as juniors, and 64 hours rank as seniors. At the election, April 30, there will be elected a president, vice president, secretary-treasurer; members of the student council, seven from the college, four from the School of Engineering, two from the School of Law, and one each from the Schools of Pharmacy and Medicine and the Graduate School. There will be elected a cheer leader and five members of the athletic board, three of whom are engaged in athletics. Graduate students, except those enrolled in the Graduate School, shall vote as seniors, but those in this school vote in their own school. Under revised rules, candidates must be eligible under the same conditions as are athletes, and in order to have their names on the ballot must present petitions, signed by twenty-five persons eligible to vote least by noon April 26. Candidates may be freshly officers, must have been in the University a year and be passing in the work in which they are enrolled. Kansan Board Elects New Board of Editors Board Will Give Luncheon in Honor of Delegates of Theta Sigma Phi Editors for next month were elected Wednesday night at the regular monthly meeting of the Kansan Board. George Montgomery will succeed Vivian Sturgeon as editor-in-chief, M. L. Peek will take Mary Smith's place as news editor, Helen Pefer was re-elected as society editor, Millard Wear will succeed Howard Morgan as Plain Tales editor, and Howard Morgan will edit the War Column, following Marjory Roby. The Kansan Board will give a luncheon in the Kansan news room, Friday, April 26, in honor of members of Theta Sigma Phi, whose first national convention is to be held here April 25, 26, and 27. Theta Sigma Phi will get out a convention number of the Kansan, Friday, April 26. Nadine Blair, c'19, is ill and unable to attend classes. Classical Association To Discuss Relation Of Past and Present Twelfth Annual Meeting of Kansas and Western Missouri Association Here Saturday University Men to Lecture Luncheon for Members in Gym —Students to Give Classic Dances More than a hundred representatives from the colleges and high schools are expected at the twelfth annual meeting of the Classical Association of Kansas and Western Missouri which will open in Fraser Chapel at 8 o'clock, Friday, April 19. Chancellor Strong will deliver an address of welcome. Following his address, Prof. Goldwin Goldsmith of the department of architectural engineering will given an illustrated lecture titled "The Stepping Stone to Greece." In this lecture Prof. Goldsmith will show that excavations in Crette have produced evidence that the legends of Homeric poems are at least based upon historical facts in many instances. At the meeting Saturday, Miss Florence Hale of the Neodesha High School will give a talk on one of the most interesting problems of the Latin department of today, "Latin in the Jun- neapolis High School." In this talk she will present the grades of the teaching of Latin in the upper grades of the primary schools. Relative to this subject, Miss Anne Morrison, of the Westport High School, Kansas City, Mo; and the members of her class, will give an illustrative lesson on the direct method of teaching Latin. Miss Rose Morgan, assistant professor of English, will give a talk on "The Classics as a Background." Miss Rose Morgan, assistant professor of Latin in the Topeka High School. A luncheon will be given Saturday, 12:30 p. m., at the Robinson Gymnasium, for the members of the Association and their guests. A program of unusual interest has been arranged to take place during the luncheon. Members of the aesthetic dancing class from the Topeka High School, will give a group of dances which will include "Vestial Vigrill Drill," "Roman Girls" and "Pompian Flower Girls." Miss Adaline Spirkman of the Topkea High School will give a reading, "The Parting of Heaven and Andromache." She will be accompanied on the piano by Miss Lida M. Hardy. At the program in Fraser Chapel at 2 o'clock. Prof. Charles G. Dunlap of the department of English will give a talk on "Some Englishmen of Letters and the Classics" Prof. E. W. Latin of the classics of English will also give a talk on "The Intiative and Referendum in Roman History." Owl Society Selects Score of New Members Owlets Chosen Unusually Early In Year—Initiation Set for Next Monday The Owls, junior class society for me, elected twenty sophomores for members of the society next year. It is the custom of the society to elect the sophomores in the society to elect the sophomores n the Spring for membership the following year. The election was held earlier than usual this year because the School of Law is closing early. These men were elected: Marvin Harms, Bert Cochran, Glen V. Banker, John Montieth, Pred Leach, James L. Knoles, George Welch, William Brady, Howard Hilton, Paul Jones, Milward Idol, Harold Hoover, George Rourke, Floyd Hockenhill, Phil Doddlerde, Stewart Ludgow, Arthur Lonborg, Mark Adams, Carlos Evans and Luther Hangen. Initiation will be held next Monday night at 9:00 o'clock at the Phi Kappa Psi house. The requisite for membership of the Owlis is active participation in the school activities of the University. Quill Club will hold a special meeting in the rest room in Fraser Hall at 8:15 o'clock tonight. Kappa Sigma will give a house dance Saturday, May 4. Ellsworth of Century Company Will Lecture Arrangements are being made for lectures by William Webster Ellsworth, president of the Century Company, for the students of the University. Professor Flint of the department of journalism, is arranging for two lectures, one on "Forty Years of Publishing" open to the general public, and one on "All the Monthly Magazines" for journalism students. The lectures will probably be given Tuesday. Mr. Ellsworth has much to say concerning writing, and what colleges do for the profession. Because of his connection with the distinctly American publishing house, the Century Company, he has been in touch with the growth of American literature, and with many of its best known writers, such as Mark Twain, Bret Harte, Helen Hunt Jackson, Winston Churchill, Thomas Nelson Page, and Jack London. "The price of war news over the cable has gone up from 7 cents a word to 25 cents a word," said a professor this morning. "I wish they would pay more and get better words." Plain Tales From The Hill It takes practice to play the part of the fond parent if one has never had experience. Burney Miller has to enact the play in a play to be shown soon in the dramatic art class. From his actions he evidently believes in the theory of the thing as well as the practice. When he appeared on the stage Tuesday afternoon in rehearsal, pushing the baby carriage he had borrowed from a faculty member, he laid aside a small book. Upon examination this book was found to be "Infantry Drill Regulations." There must be something wrong with our system of education. In a quiz this week a student informed the instructor that Joan of Arc was a general who helped expel the French from India. A freshman sure had the right idea the other day when he said: "These freshman caps don't keep you from getting sunburned, but they sure keep you from getting tanned." "Sherman was right about war: He was there. I mean in war." This remark was overheard by a very studious gentleman at a boarding club the other day. A junior law who was standing on the steps of the Law Building called to one of his classmates, "Come on, let's go to court." "You speak as if you did not enjoy it," was the reply. "Well," said the law, "It is something of a trial." The housemother was to arrive on the 12:30 interurban. It would be terribly dark and so one of the freshmen was detailed to meet her. He looked at the clock, it was only 11 o'clock, he had lots of time for a nap, so he snapped off the lights in the library and was soon dead to the world. The 12:30 car came in and the housemother finding no one to meet her, took a taxi. Upon her arrival the fellows found the sleeping freshman and decided that the best way to meet him was to let him sleep. The next morning the would-be gallant awoke and was painfully aware that during the night, the stiffness of his high collar had been transferred to his neck and now he is not at all eager to sleep in a stiff collar. Civil Engineers Help Campus and Freshmen The Sophomore and Junior Civil Engineers decided yesterday to help in making the Campus beautiful and spaded up the path across the law in front of Marvin Hall, and are going to plant blue grass. All freshmen who did not have on their caps were invited to help in this work. Mr. McNown was in charge. By this plan the campus is improved and the freshmen are given another incentive to wear their caps, the Engineers say. Miss Mary D. Uline of the Woman's Forum of the Congregational Church will talk on "Women in Moslem Lands" in the Plymouth Parish House at 3 o'clock, Friday, April 26. The speaker is a graduate of Oberlin and has spent ten years teaching in Armenia and Turkey. All students of the University are urged to attend. Convocation to Hear Miss Arnold Will Be Held Next Saturday Telegram Announcing Change Received From Dean Templin Today To Discuss Food Situation Conferences for Women Interested in Food Administration Work Miss Arnold, who will come to Lawrence to conduct the Teachers' Food Conservation Conference held at the University Saturday, was to have spoken at a general convoitation Tuesday. The general convoction called to hear Miss Sarah Louise Arnold, dean of Simmons College, has been called Saturday afternoon, April 20, at 4 o'clock in Fraser Chapel. A telegram was received by the Chancellor from Dean Templin this morning saying that it would be necessary for Miss Arnold to be in Washington Tuesday to attend to urgent duties. Dean Templin, in his telegram, urged that every University woman hear Miss Arnold. "She is a speaker of rare ability," he said, and because of her position as member of the section of the Food and Drug Administration she has to say will be of great importance to the women of this country." Some opportunity for special conference with Miss Arnold will be made for those University women interested in the food question and who are desirous of taking up work with the Food Administration. Many letters from high school teachers have been received saying that delegates will be sent to the food conference, Miss Margaret Lynn said this morning. Liberty Loan Workers Plan to Boost Total $10,000 Beyond Quota committee Will Make Canvass of Student Organizations, Next Week The Third Liberty Loan campaign at the University is still progressing rapidly although the goal first set has been passed by a margin of $4,000. More than $19,000 has already been raised. The present aim is to be_make the subscription $25,000. Prof. U. G. Mitchell, who is chairman of the campaign at K. U., expects the subscription will reach the $20,000 mark by Friday noon. So far only the faculty member that bees solicited. Only one student has subscribed to student organizations and employees not yet seen will be solicited next week. Much credit is due the woman's committee. They already have reached their goal of $5,000. The way in which they have taken up the work deserves great credit. The chairman of the committee is Mrs. Elizabeth Smith. Unexpected Features To Mark "Rare Bits" "Rare Bits," a party to be given in Robinson Gymnasium tonight, to promote the spirit of friendship among junior and senior women, will be all that its name implies in the way of extraordinary and unusual. Marion Joseph, chairman of the senior mixer committee, says: One of the important features of the evening will be a stunt (its exact type and components are a secret) by Hazel Praetter and Miriam Jones. An attempt will be a musical number by Helen Clark and Katherine Reding. Dancing will form an optional part of the entertainment which will be brought to a close by a chorus of college songs. The last number is under the direction of Leah Stewart. Mary Lutz will see the drama and firma Lutz will see that instrumental music is not lacking to the pleasure of the evening. Mrs. Esterly will be a guest of honor. Tickets to "Rare Bits" may still be purchased at the check stand in Fraser Hall. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 18. 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF **Vivian Sturgeon.** Editor-in-chief James Hardace. Associate Editor Howard Morgan. P. T. Editor Morgan Perloff. Senior Editor Moritz Perloff. War Editor BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS STUDY Fred Rigby Business Mgr. Wayne Johnson Assistant NEWS STAFF Herman Hanger Cornery Milford Ward Floyd Hockenhill Falmer Alice Buehner Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Harry Morgan Donald Davis Roger Triplet Luther Hangen (Luther Hangen) Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1919, at the post office at Lawrence, Kansas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon five times a week at the New York Times and of Kaiser, from the press of the De- partments. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66 The Dalty Kansan aims to picture the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals the University represents; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous, to be compassionate, to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the students of the University. THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 1918. WHY THE PANORAMA IS NOT There is a prevalent impression in K. U. that work on the mural painting which was to form the background of the animal panorama in the Museum of Natural History had been abandoned. The reasons given were the increased cost of materials and the fact that Prof. William M. Hekking, of the School of Fine Arts, who originated the idea and was carrying on the work, was so swamped with classes that he had no time at present to devote to completing the work. Professor Hekking had an idea—an exceedingly ambitious one, to be sure, possibly taking years to fulfill, but he devoted himself to it energetically until the burden of his other work made its further advancement impossible. Numerous other museums have somewhat similar paintings, but they are in wash. Professor Hekking intended to make this an oil painting, and it was to be the largest mural oil painting in the world! The New York Museum of Natural History has often paid more for a single case of deer than the University of Kansas for its entire collection. All the specimens exhibited at K. U. were collected, prepared and placed on display by men connected with the University at a cost ridiculously insignificant as compared with their present value, which is estimated at somewhere near $100,000. What could be more fitting than to allow a K. U. man to complete a work so remarkably begun? Professor Hekking is undoubtedly the artist to do the work. He has already shown his willingness to carry it through by spending many long hours working on the painting—hours spent with no hope of material compensation, and the one partially completed panel is a testimonial of his ability. An appropriation from the Legislature is scarcely to be expected at present to pay for Professor Hekking's services. But this problem might be solved by action on the part of the University Board of Administration at Topeka. By giving Professor Hekking an assistant, his work in the department would not suffer and he would have ample time to continue his labors. The University can scarcely afford to pass up such an opportunity, and the Board of Administration, by employing this assistant instructor, can thereby enable K. U. to obtain a remarkable piece of art at a comparatively small expense. What has caused more profane thoughts, spoken or otherwise, than the flap of an envelope that refused to stick? WANTED: SHIPBUILDERS WANTED: SHIPBUILDERS Men from American universities are being asked to go into the ship building industry. Our victory, says Dr. J. A. B. Scherer of the United States Shipping Board, is at present hinging upon ships for marine transportation. That we get our forces, and supplies to maintain them, across to our Allies in the shortest possible time is imperative. If we are delayed too long in accomplishing this there is danger of the Allies being forced into some sort of peace. In addition to our own need, European ocean traffic which is being ruined by the war is dependent upon us to repentish the constantly decreasing tonnage. A general call has been sent out for ship builders. Because it was insufficiently answered men were taken out of training camps and sent to ship yards. Because of the flourishing state of the industry and the strong probability of its continuing to flourish after the war, it is an excellent field to enter, not only for the present but as a permanent occupation. An appeal is being made to college men, particularly engineers, to go into ship building for any length of time from this summer's vacation time to a life term. Four hundred university students are at present enrolled for work during the summer months. Many more are wanted to follow their example. University men will do well to think the proposition over when planning for their vacation. The following poem was written by Sarah Luise Arnold, Dean of Simmons College, Boston, Mass., who will visit the University April 18 to 20, to conduct a Food Conservation Conference: POET'S CORNER GRACE AT TABLE Here we gather, dear All-Father, Round thy table to be fed. Tis Thy gift—our daily bread. As we gather to be fed Nations plead for daily bread. Fighting son and, anguished mother, Orphaned children., all together finally. At Thy common table Father. Ask we all for daily bread. God, All-Father hear our prayer! Move our hearts and minds to share With Thy children at Thy table This Thy gift of daily bread, Sacred gift of daily bread! Lest they perish, swift and eager Share we now our daily bread. Give through us, O great All-Father, To Thy children daily bread! Sarah Louise Arnold. WHY ARE K. U. ATHLETICS? Editor of the Kansan. CAMPUS OPINION It has been said that college athletics teach fair-play, democracy, and true sportsmanship. Others have said that universities, through their various activities, give very successful courses—to a certain extent optional of course—in high class chicanyen, smooth edged graft, and brass-bound dishonesty of the innocent-eyed type. According to a report in the Daily Kansas City News, Mr. Husky "coach and captain of the Varsity tennis squad, selected his men Saturday afternoon after trysts on the McCook courts." Saturday afternoon was the first meeting or appearance of the men wishing to try out for the tennis team. There were ten or twelve men who appeared. The captain examined each man for perhaps three minutes—certainly in no case over five—on his serve and various kinds of strokes. Then after taking certain information as to each candidate, the procedure for that day was over, except for a little general coaching by the captain. There were no matches in the trout and no sets or even games played in it. The men were asked to come again next Saturday at 3:15 and some—or perhaps all—were given instructions to play a match with certain other players during the intervening week. Now comes the information in print, with all the appearance of finality, that, Saturday, three men were chosen on the Varsity tennis team. At least one of the men named is a personal friend of the captain. This may No human being, however superlative may be his ability to play tennis, or however wide his experience with the game, can distinguish, with any degree of certainty or justice, as to different players' ability to play the real game merely by watching them make a few strokes. This statement is almost too evident to need me. mg. Coaches had as well judge baseball players, and place them on the team, after watching them throw the ball a number of times and bat up a few flies; or football players by watching them kick the ball once or twice and run with it for a hundred yards. have been a coincidence. Is there anything just, democratic or in keeping with K. U. spirit about this performance farcically called a tennis tryout? Are personal friendships matters of honor or are they just a way to discuss false, disgusting favoritism? Why do we have athletics at the University of Kansas? CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS AN OBSERVER. For Rent For Sale Lowest Found Help Wanted Station Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansan Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion. $35; five insertions. $35c; five insertions. $50c; Pitten to twenty-five words, one insertion. $75c; two insertions. $50c; five insertions. $75c. Twenty- 五 words up, one cent a word. $75c. Twenty-five words up, word each additional insertion. $40c. Word rates given upon application. GOOD CHANCE for work for summer school students. Star paper route. Phone 2379. 131-5-198. LOST—Pair of glasses in red leather case. Also a filigree silver pin. Finder please call 1954. 131-2-198 PROFESSIONAL DR. 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UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Popular and Classical Music Will Be Blended In Symphony Concerts New World Symphony Substitute for Other Number on Monday's Program Programs of the Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra, which gives two concerts in Robinson Gymnasium Monday, April 22, were announced today by Dean H. L. Atwerat. At the first concert, which will begin at 2:30, the soloists will be Alen McQuhae, tenor; Carl A. Prayer, piano; Richard Caerwonky, violin. Soloists at the evening concert, beginning at 8:15, will be Christine Schutz, contralto and Cornelius Van Vliet, 'cello. Following are the programs: MONDAY AFTERNOON "The Star Spangled Banner" I. Symphony No. 1, in C major, Op. 43 Beethoven II. Adagio molto—Allogro con bri II. Andante cantabile con moto III. Menuetto IV. Adagio—Molto e vivace IV. Adagio—Molto e vivace 1. Adagio - Allegro molto e vivace 2. Concertcursse 3. Preyer 4. A Preamble 3. Suite, "Woodland Sketches" from Op. 51 . . . MacDowell (Orchestrated by Emil Oberhoffer) (a) In Autumn (b) To a Wild Rose (c) From Uncle Remus (d) At an Old Trysting Place (e) To a Water Lily (f) Told at Sunset 4. Prelude to "The Deluge" ... Saint-Saens Violin: RICHARD CZEWONKY 5. Intermezzo, from "Govescas." Granados 6. Aria: "Cielo e Mar" (Heaven and Ocean) from "La Giocon- da" Ponichiello 7. Three Pieces from "The Dam- nation of Faust" ... Berlioz (a) Bunet of *Wil the O' wi- the Ways* (b) Dance of the Sylphs (c) Hungarian March ("Rak- cey")* CONCERTING CONCERT PART I "The Star Spangled Banner" 1. Overture, "Leonore," Op. 72. Overture, "Leonore," Op. 72. Nine. Beethoven Symphony No. 5, "From the New World" . Dyvorak I Adagio - Molo allegro II III Scherzo - Molo vivace IV Allegro con fuoco 3. Aria: 'Amour viens aider' (Love, Lend me Thy Aid) from "Samson and Saul" "Saint-Saens" CHRISTINE SHUZT 4. Theme and Variations, "Le Desire" for *Cello and Orchestra* Servias CONFRERE VAN WAAL 5. 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The freshmen had 46 while the seniors trailed with 12 points. E. Bradley jumped into the lead as individual point winner by taking first in the broad jump with a leap of 20 feet 7 inches and second in the discus against Haddock, a junior, Bradley, a first year man, has 19 points now and Haddock has 17. McGinnis, another freshman, made second, while Ralph Rodkey won third for the sophs. Hobbs, another soph, was not in good shape, but placed fourth for the second year athletes. Haddock won the discus with a hurl of 109 feet 6 inches. Weller, a freshman, won third against E. Bradley, second place man, while Sterling got fourth for the juniors. Rice, a senior, is expected to cause some trouble for the juniors in the javelin today. Haddock is the best junior, while Liggett looks best for the sophs in this event. 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Sarah Louise Arnold, dean of women at Simmons College, Boston, will conduct the conference. Mrs. Mary Pierce Van Zile, of Manhattan, state chairman of food conservation work in Kansas colleges, will be one of the noted delegates. Miss Arnold will speak at a special convolution Saturday afternoon at 4 o'clock in Fraser Chapel. This will take the place of the food lecture regularly scheduled for Wednesday. Miss Arnold will speak at the water, Mass., normal training school She received her M. A. degree from Tufts College in 1902 and has taught in Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, Vermont and New Hampshire. She has been supervisor of schools in Boston and Minneapolis. She is the author of many articles for educational magazines and has written several English language courses in his Harvardvard professor. One of these books is used in the University. Miss Arnold will be guest of honor at a reception at the University Club Sunday afternoon and will leave Lawrence Sunday night. "Kansas Engineer" Will Be Published May 1; Page Wagner Editor Leading Articles Will Discuss Engineering Problems In Kansas The Kansas Engineer, annual publication of the School of Engineering, is now being printed and will be ready for sale the first week in May. Robert W. Warren, circulation manager, will warrant descriptions for this issue next Monday. The magazine will contain several articles of special interest. One of the main ones is "Mining in Kansas." Another is "Rural Electric Transmission Lines in Kansas," concerning farmers' lines and large town and small community lines. A head article by J. J. Jakowsky will be on "Methods of Extraction of Casing Head Gasoline from Gas." The Kansas Engineer is being published with Page Wagner as editor and Clarence Lynn as business manager. The circulation held for the publication is 1,000. Beside being sold at the University some copies will be sent to other schools with which the School of Engineering has exchanges. Presbyterian Orchestra To Give Annual Concert UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, FRIDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 19. 1918. The third annual concert of the Presbyterian student orchestra will be given Saturday night, 8 o'clock, at the First Presbyterian Church for the benefit of the Red Cross. Admission will be a voluntary silver offering. Harold H. Lytle directs the orchestra. Special numbers are two solos by Mrs. Homer Talbot, contralto of the Presbyterian choir, one of them playing in leaden hammers by Prof. Mace MacMurray, and a connet solo by Mr. Lytle. As in former years students desiring to attend the afternoon concert of the Minneapolis Orchestra may be excused from the two and three o'clock classes on Monday, upon presentation of their tickets to their instructors. FRANK STRONG. Chancellor. ... Woman's Forum Elects New Officers Thursday At the regular meeting of the Woman's Forum held Thursday, officers were elected for the coming year. Frances Lee Hitchcock was elected president. Mabel B. G. McNaughton, chairman program committee, and Alice Winston, faculty advisor. Officers who served last year were Lucile Nowilin, president, Mabel Mebelaughten, chairman program committee Josephine Burnham, faculty advisor. In a vivid account of Charlotte Kellog's "The Women of Belgium," Sybil Martin told how the women of Belgium wore clothing, and worked for the destitute. Clara Kubik gave a review of James W. Gerard's book, "My Four Years in Germany." Frances Selig told of the life of Catherine Breshkousky, the great Russian countess. The War Here and Over There REPEATED GERMAN ATTACKS FAIL The enemy according to latest reports, were repulsed at several ponds along the British line, which is being strengthened by French re-enforcements. The Germans have attacked at many points along the line, but have been driven back each time. The French have made slight gains near Amiens. OUR ENGINEERS HONORED The German government offers a reward of 3000 marks to any person giving evidence leading to the conviction of any American or English agent for spreading Allied propaganda. OUR ENGINEER HONORED Reports from British commanders have been received at American army headquarters, praising the American engineers who took part in checking the beginning of the German drive. Secretary Baker has said in a letter to General Pership, "After a thorough inspection of the American expeditionary forces, I am returning to the United States with fresh enthusiasm to speed up the transportation of the remainder of the great army of which you are only the vanguard." COLLISER'S WAR SUMMARY Colliser's summarizes the present war situation with a simple war simulator. “Toward the fourth year of Europe's war, the war map,—economic, economic and moral—is much more low now. The hasen has been enormously simplified. "This is the strategic situation in a nut-shell: Germany and the Allies are facing each other along a simple straight line from the North Sea to the Adriatic. Everything else — Saloniki, Palestine, Mesopotamia — no longer counts. There is no longer any chance of Germany's being driven to surrender by famine, or by a revolt of her socialistas, or by the desertion of her allies. It is only a choice of a try for a break-through by either side now, or six months from now, or a year from now. "Two things Germany has won in Russia—men and food. Two things the United States has brought to the Allies—men and food. The latter in each case is the more important for the moment. "It is Kansas wheat against Ukrainian wheat." "Rare-Bits," the junior-senior Woman's Mixer, was a big success. At 7:45 o'clock last night Robinson Gymnastics was crowded with women. In the box of pop-corn in the middle of the floor, there is immediate diversion between dances. Welsh Rarebit Forms Basis for "Rare-Bits" During an intermission Katherine Redding, dressed as a man, and Helen Clark, as a pretty Italian girl, played the uke and the guitar, and sang popular songs. Marjorie Rickard as a gooey-goody, slicky-boy had a song The sailor darlin in posture, by Miriam MacIntosh from Mr. Prose excellent. The program ended with popular and college songs by the entire company. The Junior Memorial dance will be held in F. A. U. Hall tonight. Haley will furnish a four-piece orchestra. And now the whereofe of the name, the refreshments consisting of welsh rarebit. Her Musical Training Was Exclusively American But She Has Sung Abroad Christine Schutz With Minneapolis Orchestra Is a Real Contralto Real contraltro voices are so rare as to arrest attention at once when they appear. Christine Schutz, one of the soloists with the Minnesota Symphony Orchestra, which is to appear at Robinson Gymnasium, in two 13 CHRISTINE SCHUTZ concerts, Monday is a woman who has this asset. Born in Baltimore, she had a musical training exclusively American. She enjoyed success during a season of performances in Europe. Returning to America she obtained a place waiting for her in the newly organized Century Opera Company of New York. Miss Schutz' repertoire is broad and varied, ranging all the way from songs in English, German, French, and Italian, to oratorio, and from grand opera roles to ballad singing. To her musical gift and technical poise, she adds attractiveness of person. No May Fete This Year Because of War Work Money For Costumes Will Be Used for War Stamps and Bonds Katherine Reding, president of the W. S. G. A. said, "After talking it over with both members of the faculty and representative students, we decided that in consideration of war needs, a May Fete would be an unessential expenditure of time and money. The custom will probably be resumed as soon as times become normal again." Although it is difficult to discontinue traditions and customs of the University on account of the war, the May Fete has been done away with this year, so that the time and money necessary to make it a success, will not be taken away from war work. Surgical dressing classes would be depleted if women were drafted into service for the May Fete. It has been decided that money for the costumes, which would be especially expensive this year, would be better spent on war stamps. Marian Hargett, c21, will spend the week-end at her home in Baldwin Y. M. C. A. Announces K. U. Stag Thursday April 25 In Gymnasium Eight features are on the program for the K. U. Stag in Robinson Gymnasium April 25, at 7:30 o'clock. The are athletic events, manlion play and music by the K. U. band. The is being given by the Y. M. C. A. Drill Companies Will Compete For Prize; Wrestling Match On Program Student opinion with reference to the incident of last Sunday night's disgraceful serenade of several sorority houses by some men students of the University, is expressed in the fact that the Disciplinary Committee is quietly gathering evidence, that a special committee of the Men's Student Council is making investigations, and that the matter is to be brought up before a meeting of the Women's Pan-Hellenic Association this afternoon. The association is hoping to get every University man out at the get-better-acquired party. Ticket sellers will visit every board club on campus, and Lawrence. Harold Hart and Lewis Oswald are in charge of ticket selling. The program consists of many interesting contests. The faculty mandolin quartet is to give its latest successes to be followed by two wrestling and three boxing matches. Phil Hayes who has appeared before with his black-face mandolin act will have several new stunts. Then comes the big event. The K. U. drill companies will have competitive drill for a $10 prize which as soon as won is to be converted into a feed for members of the winning company. The tubbling team is also on the program. GATHERING EVIDENCE Guy Aldrich, a Y. M. C. A. secretary, who has been in Camps Donihan and Sill, and Dutch Wedell, secretary of the University Y. M. C. A. vill give talks. No Faculty Characters Depicted in Senior Play Faculty members are usually considered a necessary element in University life, but there are some phases of the life in which they do not take part as actively as in others. Such a phase is presented in "Fifty-Fifty", the 3-act comedy to be given by the senior class next Wednesday night at the Bowersock Theater. There is not a professor in it. "Fifty-Fifty" Deals With University Life Outside the Classroom When Harold Lytle wrote the play he forgot to characterize the K. U. instruction force. He pictured a scene typical of college activities, but one outside faculty jurisdiction. "Fifty-Fifty" shows a student financial ruined by his attentions to a member of the "High Flies," the swellest sorority in the university. His efforts in bettering the condition of his pocket-book and the military families associations with the "High Fly" lead him into alterations with all those closely connected with him, except the "aculty." None of the characters are take-offs of either the University faculty or the students. They are drawn from a variety of disciplines and persons related to student activities. "We do not think the faculty will feel slighted," said Howard Morgan, manager, this morning. "We assure them that the play will be interesting even though it has no character from the class of persons they represent. It is a clean drama, and lively from the beginning to the end." Students who have at heart the good of the University and the University's good name, who have in their possession helpful evidence, should by all means turn it in to the authorities. What they say, and who they are will not be revealed. No suspicion of personal spite will rest upon those whose patent intent will be only the stamping out of what will otherwise be a blight and a shame to their University. A man withholding such information will be defending and fostering a rotten streak in this student body. Donald Edwards, c'21, and Harold Brite, c'21, will go to Lecompton tonight on a fishing trip. Oread Students Present Plays in Little Theate Oread high school students will present two plays in the Little Theater in Green Hall tonight, he proceeds of the plays will be given to the Red Cross. "A Peck of Trouble" is a comedy of high school life coached by Marie Buchanan. "Heirs-at-Law" is also a comic sketch. Florence Butler is director of it. George Dyche is student manager. The cast of "A Peck of Trouble" is Phoebe Sally Perkins; Lucinda Peck, Louise Koehler; Bertha Peck, Catherine Lewina, Leila McKee, Mackenzie For the other play the cast is Richard Doane, Roland DeWatteville; Mrs. Lindsay Doane, James Lyons; Mrs. Rockwood, Florence Claxton; Leebert Lloyd, John Charlton; Trixie Rowsa, Rowena Ceder; Meta, Hilda Koehler, Gerttde Dover, Vera Babb; Bebee Rockwood, Mable Puckett. Plain Tales From The Hill a soldier at present, A doctor of yore A MODERNIZED ROMAN VERSE Though a soldier at present, He now does with his sword, What his pills did before. There seems to be a high correlation between the blisters on the hands of some of the freshmen and the deprived number of dandelions on the lawns. Some of the professors on the hill certainly must have had experience with the God Cupid. The class in psychology had been speaking about conveying ideas by gestures. She: "You can't use gestures after dark." Prof.: "No, you need your hands for something else then." Prof. Maxwell Ferguson of the department of economics is an old Harvard baseball player. Every afternoon, he keeps in trim by spending an hour practicing with the Varsity on McCook Field. When on the field, he carries a bag around with him containing two gloves, one for the right hand and one for the left, for Professor Ferguson can throw just as well with one arm as with the other. When he gets tired being a ring handler, he merely changes gloves and becomes a southpaw. The University is conducting a motion picture show of its own in the Bulletin Board at the "parting of the ways." Since the Third Liberty Loan drive started, a Jayhawk has been jumping up the steps that lead to the $15,000 mark. Now, in the seven seed, the Jayhawk stands far above the mark, and down below the villain appears. There stands the Kaiser, his helmet flying from his head in fear, and his mouth hissing the word, "Foiled!" What will happen when the Jayhawk climbs still higher in succeeding reels is not known. A French professor becoming disgusted with his class the other day remarked, "What's de matter vit you. You will sure all flunk, you don't know nothing." In an American Government class the professor was discussing the roll call in the House of Representatives. "All of the members that are present, whether they answer to their names or not, are counted as present. But the trouble with the roll call here at the University is that many times those who are not present answer to the roll call." Juniors Dance For Memorial The junior class will give a dance tonight for the benefit of the class memorial fund. This舞会 is given instead of the usual tag days to raise money for the memorial. The舞会 will be given at the Fraternal Aid Union Hall and Haley's 4-piece orchestra will play. Mrs. J. N. Gordon of Lawrence announces the marriage of her daughter, Maybelle Inez, to J. Neale Carman, son of Mr. and Mrs. F. D. Carman of Hertington, Mrs. Carman is a junior in the University. Mr. Carman was graduated from the University in January. The marriage took place at Liberty, Mo., March 4. Owing to train schedules the evening program of the Minnesota Symphony Orchestra will begin promptly at 8 o'clock. First Goal $15,000; Second Goal, $25,000; K. U. Jumps Them Both Don't wait—do it now! Buy War Savings Bucks Liberty Loan Drive on Hill Surpasses Expectations of Committeeemen Quota Assigned a Week Ago Drive Students Will Not Be Solicited Until Big Red Cross Drive More than $25,000 has been subscribed by the University of Kansas in the Third Liberty Loan campaign, according to the results of campaign announced at noon today. This is $10,000 more than the quota assigned to the University. Today the work of finishing up soliciting among University professors and employees is being continued and next week a drive will be made to get student subscriptions, and there will be urged to buy, because next month, the huge Red Cross drive will rest largely on their shoulders. The quota of $15,000 was assigned to K. U. by the Douglas County chairman, barely a week ago. Javelin Event Wins Interclass Track Meet For First Year Men Freshmen Finished With 53 Points; Juniors, 51; Sophs 48; Seniors Fourth The freshmen won the spring Interclass meet yesterday afternoon on McCook Field when they scored seven points in the final event, the javelin. E. Bradley won first for the yearlings with a hurl 167 feet 2 inches. This is within 10 inches of the record which he established at the University of Texas at Austin for the fall interclass meet. The freshmen were second to points while the juniors were second with 51. The sophs were third with 48 and seniors last. Haddock won second for the juniors in the javelin but Hack, another freshman, got third and the two points necker, got third to meet. Rice, a senior, placed fourth. E. Bradley won individual honors with 24 points to his credit, Haddock was second with 20. It was the brilliant work of Bradley in the weight events that had much to do with the winning of the meet for the first-year men. His brother, O. Bradley, also counted on as a big point winner, was sick and did not show in the scoring, and third places in the meet will be guests of the K. U. Athletic Association Tuesday night at Bricken's Cafe. This is to take the place of the usual four-place medals. John Johnson In France Word has been received by Lawrence friends of John W. Johnson, c17, saying he has arrived safely in France. Johnson left Lawrence for Camp Doniphan as a member of Company H. He was chosen while at Fort Sill to go to France with a group of men who could speak French. The men have been assigned to police duty, teaching the track team, and won the bread jump in some of the dual meets before he left school. Prof. Elmer To Speak Prof. M. C. Elmer, of the department of sociology is going to speak at the meeting of the University Christian Endeavor Society at the First Adventian Church Sunday night at 6:45 o'clock. His subject will be "Imitation." To Women Students; The University convocation to be held Saturday afternoon, April 20, at 4 o'clock in Fraser Chapel will take the place of the lecture on "Food and the War," scheduled for Wednesday afternoon, April 24. Attendance at the convocation will count as attendance at this lecture. The next lecture will be held May 1. E. D. Teetor. ... UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 19, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official accident paper of the University of Valencia EDITORIAL STAFF **Vivian Sturgeon.** Editor-in-chieh. James Hardcore. Associate Howard Morgan. P. T. Editor Helen Poffar. Senior Scrum- mer. War Editor. BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS STA. Fred Rigby - Business Mgr. Wayne Wilson - Assistant Herman Hangen Jacques Bernard Milard Wear Floyd Hockenbull Alice Bowley Alice Bowley Harry Morgan Donald Trump Cole Roger Triplets Cluter Hannen Luther Hangen Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail matter informed the Department of Government of Arkansas, under the act of 6th May 1945. Published in the afternoon five times a week in The New York Times and in Kafka from the press of the DePauw University Press. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones. Bell, K. I. 32 and 66. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the University of Kansas, to go further than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals the University supports. To be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be caring; to serve serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the students of the University. LET'S REVIVE "ROCK CHALK!" FRIDAY, APRIL 19, 1918. Is our University trade mark, the "Rock-Chalk-Jayhawk!" sinking into oblivion? How long has it been since we heard a real, honest-to-Moses, yell—the kind which all but took off the roof, and left you with a strained feeling in your throat afterwards, but which thrilled you through and through, and which perhaps made your eyes sting a bit, as you reflected that after all K. U. was a grand old school, and you thanked your lucky stars that you were inspired to come here? It has been a long time since we have given the Rock Chalk like that. Perhaps we have not all been gathered together over in the Gym, where we would have opportunity or occasion for a little outburst of school spirit for quite a while. Meanwhile the apathetic state of affairs as regards school spirit has become marked enough to cause widespread comment and lamentation, especially from alumni. It has been said that a lot of the "pep" of the school is gone; a good share of it did pass through Lawrence on its way to France last Monday. We need to wake up, to steal, beg, or borrow about a million dollars worth of fighting spirit, enough to hold until the last man, *and woman* is forever gone from Mount Oread, and there are no fights left except the petty squables of the rats scampering through deserted halls. There are to be two All-University convocations next week. Let them furnish the opportunity for a demonstration of school spirit. And before the convoction breaks up lets sing "Crimson and the Blue" and give an old time rousing "Rock Chalk," just by way of showing that we are still extant. THE SCHOOL OF WAR University men who are forced to give up their school work for a time, and perhaps for all time, in order to serve America on the battle fields of the Great War should feel encouraged by the fact that the training they will receive while in service will teach them more of the great principles of life and living than they would learn in many years of study. The fundamental purpose of education is to develop a man four square. The man who leaves K. U. for the army will be denied the completion of education as far as liberal culture is concerned. But he will continue in a more intense way, a series of practical courses which will do him more good by far. He will actually see the economic demonstration of the world's resources mobil- lized for conflict. He will see the physics of the terrible machines of modern warfare. He will not look back into the past through textbooks for historical breadth; he will help in the making of the world's most stirring history. As far as political science is concerned, he will have a hand in the business of shaping the destinies of governments as well as nations. He will learn the law of the rank—equality. He will see, in competition, the nations' best engineering. In short he will get in practice, the courses that tend to make a man big. And he will have the opportunity of learning the thing not in books—an opportunity that comes but once to every generation. And that is the going through the terrors, which will come, for an ideal—the ideal of service to humanity, even though it means service to the death. Ask "Roomy" She Will Answer Anything Thrice a Week Right Here Call, Write, or Phone THE KANSAN Dear Roomy: I am trying hard to be honest and it is hard. I am always hungry. I haven't had enough to eat in months. But I am a hypoitec. I eat on the quiet all I can put away. I have to or I would die. You see, I weigh 210 pounds and have a girth of 45 inches. I can't stand it. I all hollow inside and can hardly make my legs wiggle, let alone climb the Hill. Lately I have taken to sneaking off by myself and going to one café after another down in the city. I eat so little in each place, the clerks think me either patriotic or stingy with myself or both. And I get away from it. But I have they decided to write Mr. Hoover about my. I eat so little there. This is what is going to ruin me. They will tell Herbert that anyone my size can keep up to the regulation notch on the abbreviated diet I have let them think I have been faithful to. Then there will a federal statute perhaps, I feel badly enough as it is. My conscience is a pin cushion. The law will undo me in the end. Can't you help me? I'll try to follow your advice, because I see already how wise and sensible you are. Give me some wisdom and sense. I need it even more than I do the futile filler I have been stealthily stowing away 'n the last three months. Yours truly, Fat Henry. Now Henry, control yourself. Don't let the boys write to Washington at all. Be modest about it and insist that you are too insignificant for Mr. Hoover to take notice of. Say that if they do write you will also write and tell him that what they say isn't so at all; in doing this you will at last tell the truth yourself and 'unburden your soul.' I know what it must be to lead a double life, Henry, and when a person your size does it, it is doubly the. Only way to break yourself of this habit is to lop off one cafe from your route every week. You will get gradually trained down to eating at home exclusively. After that, to keep you out of temptation, you simply must keep a companion with you when you go abroad in summer as to be the Next summer as the cherries, apples, and pears ripen, you will have to take unusual care. Already the rhubarb is high enough to make your mouth water as you pass by. It is too bad, Henry, and I sympathize. But by next fall on this honesty-with self-and-the-world program you will be half what you are now. This is pennance for the duality of your present existence. By it you shall be made right with fellowmen. My blessing as you go on! The champion mean man used to be the fellow who robbed widows and orbans." Roomy "He has a pretty close competitor nowadays in the chap who hornwogles a patriotic citizen out of his Liberty Bonds." — Birmingham Age-Herald. "Did you say these pears were from your garden?" asked the sum-boarder. "That's true." "Yes, sires," replied the farmer "icked 'em myself early this morning." "Is it necessary to shoot them when you pick them?" inquired the boarder, removing a piece of solder from between his teeth.—Exchange. DANCE DOLL UP! for the Jayhawker Beauty Ball, apologies Don—and much obliged for the publicity—We have a lot of new Silk Shirts that'll be dandy for the occasion—Gee but they are good looking— Ober's WATERPROOF FITNESS $5 to $10. Annual Chemalurgist Has Special Features Fifteen Prominent Employers Of College-Trained Men Tell Their Requirements The Chemallurgist, the annual production of the department of chemistry, will make its appearance on the traditional May 1. Like the Chemallurgist of former years, it is composed chiefly of articles devoted to the discussion of the principles and phenomena of science; but unlike its predecessors, it will have no advertisements. Its feature article is a symposium "On What the Employer Expects of College-trained Chemical Engineers and Chemists" by Dr. E. Ward Tillotson, Ph.D., acting director of the Mellen Institute of Industrial Research. The symposium contains representative letters from fifteen prominent employers in different parts of the United States which permit the reader to draw an interesting comparison between the ideas and opinions of different sections of the country. There are also articles by Dr. W. F. Faragher, Ph.D., of Mellen Institute; F. W. Liepsner, head of the United States food and drug commission at New Orleans, and N. F. Harriman, chemist and engineer of tests of the Union Pacific Railway. Students Show Disregard For Beauty of Lilac Hedge The publication contains a complete list of the alumni of the department of chemistry. Branches Torn and Bushes Killed by Careless Removal of Blessons A man drove up in a car to the hedge today and began working with a rake and a pair of shears. When he had a large armful of blossoms he left. Two women lifted a child up to the choose the blooms yesterday, ahead of time to deposit them on the branches of the hedge for partial support. Students and people of Lawrence have been picking blossoms from the illic hedge at the east boundary of the campus the last few days with no regard for the bushes, tearing and them down in many instances. The lilac hedge was planted under the direction of Dr. James Marvin, chancellor of the University from 1874 to 1878, who was responsible for obtaining them from nursery men here. K. U. men and women have been grabbing the flowers , and in most cases they have broken off a long branch through recklessness and disregard for campus beauty. This lack of care and thought causes a shaggy appearance and kills part of the bush. Dr. C. S. Johnson, of the department of physiological chemistry, has left for Fort Riley where he will assist in giving the physiological chemistry examination for the new national medical board. This examination admits to all government positions and is recognized by nearly every state medical board as sufficient license to practice. New ARROW COLLARS FOR SPRING CASCO-2 1/4 in. CLYDE-2 1/4 in. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Last Found Help Wanted Wanted Venue Telephone K. 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LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. *A WEEKEND OFFICE*     *Dermatologists* - Eyes examined, glaucoma test, ferry test, Orbital reflex, orophthalmic test. DR. H. REDING-F. A U. BUILDING SCHOOL. Hours 9 to 5. Phone 513. Hours 9 to 5. Phone 513. JOB PRINTING—B. H, DALE, 1027 Mass. St, Mess. 228. G. W. JONES, A.M., M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. Suite 1; P. F. A. Ubig. Presidence Building, 1891 Ohio St. Both phones, 35. NEELEER'S BOOK STORE—Quiz books nareelers' artists' material, drawing supplies Pictures and picture framing. Agency ammond Typewriters. $39 Mass Street. Salted peanuts and salted almonds—salted in fresh country butter at Wiedemann's.'—Adv. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. NEW YORK CITY Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District —especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. EXCLUSIVE AGENCY FOR REGAL SHOES PECKHAM'S The home of Hart Schaffner & Marz Clothe CARTER'S 1023 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter Meet your appetite at our table. The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. VOL. III. NO. IX. PAGE XIV. Athletes— Sportsmen— Everybody— Here's your beverage Bevq Bevo is a splendid soft drink on which to train. Completely satisfies that extravagant thrust that strenuous exercise in bound to bring you to an amazing array of after-schoolings of fillings that comes with water drinking. You will find Bevo at inn, restaurants, grocery, department and drug stores, picnic grounds, baseball parks, soda fountains, dining rooms, refreshing beverages are sold. Good advice substitution. Go! Guard against substitutes. Have first seeing that the seal in unbroken and that the crown top was covered only, and bottled exclusively by ANHEUSER-BUSCH—ST. LOUIS Bevo—the all-year'-round AWKINES EVERYWHERE SU Downtown—feeling "fagged"—drop in at our fountain for a cool and refreshing drink— Greene's Chocolate Shop New Location—Just across from Innes' on West Ninth. LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. G trains young people for good paying positions as bookkeepers, stenographers, cashiers, commercial teachers, cour treportors, and private secretaries. We prepare students for civil service examinations and our graduates secure excellent appointments in departmental and field servic. Catalog on request. Address, Lawrence Business College, Lawrence, Kans. We want your picture framing business. We want your picture training business. See our artistic line of mouldings and stand and swing frames. L. L. PHILLIPS & CO. 814 Mass. St. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Carefull Attention Given to All Business "CLEAN-UP" Your Old Junk We Will Pay You Cash For It 954 PHONE Let "Clean-Up" Week also be "cash-in" week for you. We buy nearly everything that is no longer useful to you. And incidently, we pay the highest prices. LAWRENCE PRODUCE AND JUNK CO. Ninth and Delaware Sts. One block west of Santa Fe Freight Depot. LADIES AND GENTS—ATTENTION Don't disdain your last year's hat. No difference if it is Panama, felt, or stew. Bring it to us and we can save you the price of a new one. We change the inner or outside band and make your hat look like new in shape and style. Price reasonable—Work guaranteed. LAWRENCE HAT WORKS 833 Mass. APRIL 19,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN By the Way Mary Atkinson of Lawrence, a former student in the University, left Wednesday for Washington, where she has a civil service position and the Adjunct Attorney's office. Miss Atkinson is a member of Pi Beta Phi. Kappa Kappa Gamma will give a house party Saturday and Sunday, and a dance at Ecke's Saturday night. Jack Carter, c18, a former member of the Kansan Board, came to Lawrence Thursday, and returned to his home in Kansas City Sunday. He left Sunday night for Ames, Iowa, where he will enter training in the ground squad of aviation. He had been with the Franklin Motor Company in Kansas City. He was a member of the Franklins. The Kinne Club, 1839 Tennessee Street, gave a "kid" party and informal dance Wednesday night. Mary Elizabeth Campbell, c'21, of Atchison, who was on the Hill the first semester, is a guest at the Kappa house. The Patterson Club will give a breakfast at Violet Hill, Saturday morning, April 20. Don Hughes, e20, who is now in training at the Great Lakes, is a member of the cast of "Leave It To A Sailor Boy," a musical comedy which sailors from the training station will put on at the Auditorium Theater in Chicago. Hughes has recently been transferred from the navy radio school to the chemical corps. Lieut. Guy O. Neal, who was graduated from the School of Law in 1915, was in Lawrence Wednesday visiting "Uncle Jimmy" Green and other friends. Neal is on his way from San Antonio, Texas, to Atlanta, Georgia. He has been visiting a day at his home in Anthony. Alpha Xi Founders' Day Lynn C. Shanton, e18, was graduated last week from the school of military aeronautics at Columbus, Ohio. He leaves Columbus today to enter the flying school at Dallas, Texas. Alpha Xi Delta grave its annual founders' day banquet Wednesday night at the chapter house. Patriotic decorations were used. Alumnae and patronesses who were guests include Mary Smith, Bertha Smith, Grace Green and Helen Streeter of Kansas City, Kan., Mrs. Paul Machette, Mrs. Aubrey Spalding, Margaret Coons and Henriette Rissman of Kansas City, Kan., Mr. Robert Perry of Perry, Ms. Ina Hines Taylor of Edwardsville, Hazel Yale, Mrs. Otto Goffe, of Topeka, Mrs. R. A. Schwegler, Mrs. John Sundwalt, Mrs. M. T. Sudler, Mrs. J. W. O'Bryan, and Millie Carter of Lawrence. Methodist Mixer All Methodist students in the University are invited to attend a mixer which will be given at the Methodist church Friday night, April 19, at 8:15 o'clock. Gamma Phi Beta was at home to Kanza Wednesday night from 7 to 8 o'clock. August F. Jones, a student in the University and a resident of Lawrence, left Tuesday for Berkeley, Cal., where he will train for aviation service. He is a member of Beta Theta Pi. Pi Kappa Alpha Pledge Pi Kappa Alpha announces the leadership in Transport M lAmbergier, m2th, Natoma Floyd Chipman, c'20, left yesterday for his home at Stockton where he will visit until he reports at Camp Funston April 26. Theta Tau Pledges Theta Tau, honorary engineering fraternity, announces the pledging of R S. Henderson, J. F. Kinkel, E. B. Henderson, W. B. Wells, and L. C. Andrews. A reception will be given in honor of Miss Sarah Louise Arnold, dean of Simmons College, Boston, at the Club Sunday afternoon, April 21. Pi Upsilon will hold its annual founders' day banquet at the chapter house Tuesday, April 23. Many Kansas City and soldier alumni will be back. Don't forget the Kollege Kick, Saturday night in F. A. U. Hall...Adv. Don't forget the Kollege Kick, Saturday night in F. A. U. Hall—Adv. ..Dancing last from 9 till 12 o'clock at the Kollege Kick, Saturday night in F. A. U. Hall>-Adv. Pi Upsilon Pledges Pi Upsilon announces the pledging of Van E. Meek, c'21, of Turon. Hoadley's have moved from West Ninth to 733 Mass.-Adv. Dorothy Dorge, c'20, and Gertrude Spousler, c'20, will spend Saturday in Kansas City. A picnic will be given under the auspices of the Y, W. C. A., and Congregational Church in honor of Miss Mary Uline, a visiting missionary, Saturday, April 20, between 12 and 1 o'clock. The Reverend Ross Sanderson invites All University students to attend. Send the Daily Kansan Home. Picnic For Missionary Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemitishting and Picoting—10e yd. Kemedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's (No. 24) 917 Mass. St. Drink McNish's Aerated Distilled water—the only all-purpose water. The same the year 'round. Phone 198, motor delivery will call.—Adv. TROPE A Suit Tailored Your Measure to Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men $15 up SILK SOX TIME. well that's all the time with most of you men, but a man's pretty near got to have them when he slips into his Oxfords —Make 'em Phoenix this time—they look better, feel better and wear better. W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bldg. 707 Mass. St. Exclusive Agent for Ed. V. Price Clothes "We're in Business for Your Health" All Shades 65c Welkos Drug Store Formerly Evans' 819 Mass. Ober's READY TO SHOOT OUTSITTERS PROTCH The College Tailor SPRINGSUITS A. G. ALRICH 1000 Mass. Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement IATS, CAPS, SUITS, SHIRTS for spring much easier elewomen DR. BRADEN'S BIBLE CLASS FOR UNIVERSITY MEN AND WOMEN Meets at $1^{and}$ UP O UR umbrella department contemplated your needs and is ready with a complete assortment of umbrellas— If you are not already a member of a Sunday Morning Bible Class—here is your opportunity. MYER'S HALL of April Showers Class dismissed in time for Church Services. AT BOTH THE VARSITY AND BOWERSOCK TODAY THE PERSONIFICATION OF ENERGY UNSECTARIAN AND UNDENOMINATIONAL Send the Daily Kansan Home. Sunday Mornings 9:30 I WEAVER'S for these days HUB CLOTHING CO. 820 Mass. St. Our SELZ shoes for spring are here DOUGLAS FAIRBANKS You Need an Umbrella IN HIS LATEST——DIRECT FROM THE STUDIO “Doug” does some real Fixin’, too, mixes up in some girls love affairs. You will be sorry if you miss this at BOTH THEATRES T O D A Y—VARSITY ONLY T O M O R R O W. ADMISSION 17 CENTS. "MR. FIX-IT" Come Down Before the Dance 1st Show 7:30 As Usual SUNDAY EVENING Good Eats and Good Music In The Heart Of The Student District Lees College Inn PHONE 2296 We Will Gladly Reserve a Table For You SAY FOLKS, LOOK HERE! D' ye know, I've just been doin' some figurin', Fifty-eight way up players an' singers are a gain to play an 'sing for about four hours in the Gym next Monday afternoon AN' evenin'. They're goin' to play on about twenty different kind o' instruments. An' they're going' to sing on about two different voices. An' they're going to play and sing twenty-seven different pieces. Sometimes they're goin' to go it alone. An' sometimes they're goin' to go it all together (they've got a feller named Oberhoffer to beat time for 'em, so they won't get all mixed up—an' they say he's sure some beater.) Now, I've figured it out that I can hear 'em all, an' hearn, 'em both afternoon AN' evenin' for a leek mite over two cents each. Pretty cheap ain't it? Two cents each to hear all them fellers that's got a real repetition for playin' an' singin'. You don't believe it? You don't believe it. Well, all ye got to do is jest go over to the Business Office an' ye'll find out. Better come along an' go. THAT IMPORTANT DATE NEXT WEEK MONDAY 22 TUESDAY WEDNESDAY 23 THURSDAY 50.50 FRIDAY 25 26 SEATS GO ON SALE TOMORROW MORNING,9 O'CLOCK,ROUND CORNER DRUG STORE PRICES----83c, 55c 28c UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 19, 1918. Varsity Working Out For Series With Ames Which Begins Monday New Uniforms Have Been Or dered for the Team—Seen First on McCook With only two days left for practice before the opening series of the Missouri Valley conference season here Monday with Ames, Coach Bond's Varsity nine will work out on McCook Field this afternoon if the field is not too wet to get into shape for the Iowa Aggies' invasion. A practice contest with the freshmen is on the program for this afternoon and will be played if the weather will permit. The team will probably put in two hours in batting and fielding practice tomorrow. The Varsity lost a practice game to the freshmen Thursday by a 7-2 score. The contest was featured by hard hitting on the part of both teams, but a couple of costly bobbles by the Varsity, mixed with several long hits by the frogs gave the年earlings the game. Pierce, a freshman hurler, pitched for the Varsity and was hit hard by his teammates. Every man on the Varsity squad is in good condition, with the exception of a couple of sore arms, but the players should be in shape by Monday and ready to battle Ames to a finish in the first conference game of the year. The Jayhawker infeld has showed speed and fielding ability in the practice games with the freshmen and in the K. U-Normal contest and followers of the team believe the Lonborg-Foster-Isenberger-Cherry combination will compare favorably with any infield in the Valley. The outfield can field well and hit, as was shown in the Normal game when the outer gardeners contributed four of the team's eight hits. The catching department is fairly strong this year, despite the fact that every backstop is new to Varsity baseball. Bunn, Cooper and Kitchen form a catching department that is as good in every respect as that of last year. The showing of the team in the Ames series will be large up to the pitchers. If the Jayhawk hurriers can acquire control, followers of the game here believe Ames will have a tough battle next week. Coach Bond has promised new uniforms for the men in time for the big games next week. The players have been wearing either old Varsity, freshman, or their own suits, and the new uniforms will be welcomed. Five K.U. Runners Enter Relay Meet at Des Moines No Entries Made for Two-Mile and Four-Mile Events for Lack of Material Five men who will represent the University in the Drake Relay games at Des Moines, Ia., tomorrow, left here this morning with Coach W. O. Hamilton. This squad will be entered in two relays, the half and the mile. The distance material this season is not strong enough to warrant taking men to run in the two or four mile relays. Haddock, Lobaugh, Russell, and Rodky Rodkey will run the half-mile relay, while Murphy, Lobaugh, Russell, and Rodky will be the mile team. The K. U. relay team's best time in the mile was made against Nebraska at the K. C. A. C. meet this winter, when K. U. got second in 3:57. The Kansas runners of last season, all of whom except Murphy are now in the military service, once made the mile in 3:26. Cold, rainy weather much of this Diamonds, Watches, Silverware. Cut Glass ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort FOR PROMPT TAXI SERVICE CALL 455 week has prevented the men from doing any real track work, but the runners expect to show well, for all except Russell are in good shape. SPORT BEAMS The Indiana Daily Student, says Manager Nap Lajose the Indianapolis Indians of the American Association "showed the Indiana University nine how to play ball," last week when they defeated the University team 15-0. Dartmouth, Yale, Williams, Holy Cross, Springfield, and Harvard, are a few colleges in the New England states which are being represented on the diamond this year, despite the war. White brick ice cream with Red Cross center—a pleasing combination. Phone 182. Wiedemann's._ Adv. The University of Michigan nine PENNY JESS THORNTON It won't be long now, until you fellows will be she ding your vests—then you'll want "Old Neck Tie" to loom up— We show a new set almost every day this time of the year and they are always exclusive and different in pattern—some very smart ones are ready now. 50c to $5 Ober's READ FOR OUTSIDE lost two close games to Tinker's Columbus American Association Club last week by 4-1 and 5-3 scores. Co- mented in the Michigan in the two contests to 6 for Michigan. The freshman class won the annual interclass track meet at McPherson college last Thursday. You will find Hoadley's at 733 Mass.—Adv. Haley and Beverense play at the Kollege Kick, Saturday night, F. A. U. Hall.-Adv. Haley and Beverense play at the Kolegie Kick, Saturday night, F. A. U. Hall.-Adv. Ames plays Coe college today, before starting the trip to meet Kansas. LANDER THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. Send the Daily Kansan Home. P SUITS of the BETTER CLASS Especially Priced for Saturday Tomorrow we will show a number of handsome Tailored Suits representing the choicest styles, cloths and Spring shades. There is only one of a model. The sizes are 16, 18, 36, 38 and 42. Several beautiful Suits of Taffeta are included in the selection. The values range from $37.50 to $65.00 and will be priced as follows: - 15 Suits originally $37.50, $40.00, $42.50 at...$34.75 5 Suits originally $45.00 and $50.00 at...$39.75 3 Suits originally $52.50, $55.00, $57.50 at...$45.00 3 Suits originally $59.75 and $65.00 at...$52.50 A. Marks & Son The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. Innes, Bulline & Hackman THE GIFT SHOP Let Us Make Suggestions for Graduation Gifts 735 Mass. St. 803 Mass. St. The Original Marks Jewelry Stores. Exclusive Local Agent for Martha Washington Candies Graduation Gifts UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. PLAY BALL! A Base ball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic Store of Lawrence KENNEDY & ERNST 826 MASS. ST. "You say you sell Kirschbaum, Sampeck and Stratford line clothes?" "That's enough then, I'll be right down." at- nese SAM- the will style. Copyright 1915, A. B. Kirschbaum Co. Suit "Hello, Johnson & Carl?" CERTAINLY, that's enough to satisfy any clothes buyer for in these three brands—KIRSCHBAUM, SAMPECK and STRATFORD LINE—the seasoned clothes buyers know he will find dependable fabric, maximum style, and quality throughout. War Times makes it imperative to buy a well-known make such as we carry. If you don't you run a big chance of buying only part wool goods, dyed with undependable dyes. Let Us Show You a Spring Suit $20 and up! B. V. 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Ninth Lawrence Pautatorium Phones 509 BASEBALL, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday April 22, 23, 24, McCook Field, Game Called at 4:00 Student Tickets Admit—Student Tickets, Grand Stand and Cushion, 15 cents extra tickets 50c,Grand Stand—General Admission 25c—AllTickets at Gate—Opening Series 1918 Season UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 133. National Convention Of Theta Sigma Phi Starts Here Thursday Helen Bennett, Charles Dillon And Charles Harger Will Speak Before Journalists Invite Public to Lectures An Initiation by Local Chapter Will Be One of the Features Many of the meetings of the national convention of Theta Sigma Phi which is to be held at K. U. the last of the week will be open to the public. Miss Helen Bennett will give the opening address Thursday afternoon at 1:45 o'clock on "Writing the World's History." At 2:45 m, Charles Dillon, manager of the Capper farm will speak on "Women in Journalism." Friday morning at 11 o'clock Mr. C. M. Harger will talk on "Women in Magazine Writing." These open meetings will be in Myers Hall. A student convocation under the management of Theta Sigma Phi will be held Thursday afternoon at 4 o'clock in the gymnasium. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, MONDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 22, 1918. Thursday night a reception-musicale will be given at 1602 Louisiana Street in honor of the Grand Council of Theta Sigma Phi. Friday morning a special number of the Kansan will be issued by Theta Sigma Phi.- Friday night there will be initiation, installation, and a banquet for all active Theta Sigma Phis, honorary members, and alumni at F. A. U. Hall. The closing section of the convention will adjourn to Kansas City where the Alumni Association will take the delegates through the newspaper offices of the city. After this there will be a tea at the Hotel Muehlebach, where Miss Catherine Baxter, editor of the Independent in Kansas City, and an honorary member of Theta Sigma Phi, will be hostess. Will Speak at Convocation Thursday During Theta Sigma Phi Week White and Bennett to Talk During the convention there will be an exhibit in Myers Hall of the published works and pictures of honorary members of Theta Sigma Phi. California Earthquake Largest Recorded Here Mr. White will speak on "Red Cross in France," and Miss Bennett on "Women Warriors." Miss Bennett is manager of the Chicago Collegiate Bureau of Occupation. She was formerly on the staff of the Chicago "Intercean." The convocation has been especially arranged for Theta Sigma Phi. All gymnasium classes will be dismissed at that hour. William Allen White and Helen Bennett will speak at the University convocation Thursday afternoon at 4 o'clock in Robinson Gymnasium. The convocation will be under the auspices of Theta Sigma Phi sorority. Mr. Brenett and Miss Bennett are the incipal speakers of the national convention. Quake However Wasn't Nearly As Destructive As Previous One The earthquake which occurred in Southern California yesterday was recorded on the seismograph in Blake Hall. The record made here was one of the largest ever made although the quake was not nearly as destructive as some others. Aside from a serious shaking of the town of Hemet, California, there was little real damage done. The primary wave was recorded at afternoon. The other readings were: Secondary wave (doubtful), 5:39:41; secondary wave, 5:40:02; main wave, 5:41:32; main wave (doubtful), 5:41:36. The range of motion of the needle at 5:43 o'clock was three inches. Prof. F. E. Kester estimated the distance at 12,500 miles East or West, and actual measurement showed that the estimate was very close. The quake was slightly south but this was not indicated by the seismograph. Send the Daily Kansan Home. Blake Hall Clock Is Not Treated Kindly The big clock on Blake Hall is not unpatriotic although it does refuse to keep time with the daylight savings plan. It refuses to keep time with any plan, in fact. There is practically nothing wrong with it, it is said, except that pigeons and other birds roost on its hands. Any self-respecting clock would quit on such provocation as this. If the University could afford a glass front to keep the birds away it might be possible to keep the clock running. However, it would take weeks of service to overcome its very bad reputation so that people would believe it. The War Here and Over There THE GERMAN ATTACK A FAILURE The German forces, which succeeded in penetrating the American line for a mile and a quarter near Toul Saturday, were driven back yesterday morning and the American lines restored. The artillery fire of the enemy in the attack was declared by the French ambulance men to be heavier than at any time during the famous battle of Verdun. Our men, although greatly outnumbered, showed most daring bravery. A call has been issued by Major General George Barnett of the United States Marine Corps for 40,000 recruits for immediate duty in France. An enlistment of 8,000 is desired during May and recruiting stations are to be opened in every state. The men are to be trained at Paris Island, S.C., and will be given an important section on the front. The Red Cross has been asked by the government to conduct a training camp for nurses at Vassar College to prepare women to fill the gaps in the nursing profession left by the drafting of American nurses for service at home and abroad. The "College Women's Plattsburgh" will open in June. Only college women of sound health who have graduated during the last ten years who are between the ages of 21 and 31 years will be accepted. The Bureau of Labor Statistics at Washington announces that women workers have replaced 1,413,000 men in the United States since 1914. A New York merchant who died recently willed $100,000 to institutions controlled by the French government of blind and crippled French soldiers. Mme. Nelle Melba, the opera singer who turned her Paris home into a war hospital in memory of relatives who had died in the war, has been made a Dame Commander of the British Empire. Over 200,000 applications for insurance by officers and enlisted men of the naval service had been filed by March 31. The average amount on each policy was $7,300. George Creel says we have got “to take the purple robes off the government and put it into overalls to do a day's work” if we are to win the war. Twenty thousand New York State high school boys have been enrolled for farming during the coming summer. Band to Close Season With Annual Concert The University band will give its Eleventh Annual Concert Wednesday night, May 1, in Fraser Chapel. This will be the last big concert of the year and Leader J. C. McCanles says that an especially fine program is being prepared. K. U. Classes Serve Meals The class in home economic uses of foods, begin serving meals today, putting into practice what they have learned in the course. By the end of the next three weeks each member will have served three meals to tables of five. Each one will plan, prepare, and serve her own meals and do her own marketing. The cost of the first day meals for one person will be limited to 30 cents, the second to 40 and the last to 50 cents. No amount is too small to LEND TO YOUR COUNTRY. Buy War-Saving Stamps! Laws To Remain Firm In Decision to Appeal To Legal Proceedings They Feel That Matter of Exemptions Has Not Been Properly Handled "The laws who are protecting against the Senate's action in trying to force attendance at physical exercise are not against such exercise. We question the right of that body to institute it, however, and to deny credits for unexcused non-attendance, and we end and out if we are right in this idea." "Some members of the group have just cause for exemption, but are not exempted," the student said. We feel that we are not unpatriotic in protesting; for it would be better to take exercise in working at some industry where labor is needed more than in agriculture, and that the Hill. "Llegal action will be taken to decide our point if the Senate does not take action soon." This statement was made this morning by a student in the group of laws that, aided by two Lawrence lawyers, has entered the protest with Chancellor Strong, asking that it be taken up with the Senate. Dr. William L. Burdick, vice-chancellor of the University, said this morning that as far as he knew no action is being contemplated by the Senate on this matter. The next regular meeting of that body is May 2. Will Train Nurses In Vassar Summer Session Practical Courses to Be Offered To College Graduates for War Service Practical courses in nursing will be offered at Vassar College, Poughkeepsie, N. Y., from June 24 to September 13. The course is being offered because our country is facing a serious shortage of trained nurses, a shortage that will be more acute before the war is over. The short course of study will be followed at once by a period of hospital training. From the day they enter the hospitals they will be engaged in active war service and in civilian life to greater responsibility and usefulness. The faculty of the camp includes representative men and women in the sciences and in the medical and nursing professions. The equipment and facilities for instruction are of the highest standards. The course includes anatomy, physiology, hygiene, bacteriology, applied chemistry, nutrition and dietetics, elementary nursing and bandaging, hospital economics and the social and historical aspects of nursing. Graduates of approved colleges of high standing who are members of the class of 1918 or belonging to classes of the last ten years including 1909, are eligible for this course. Sixty Delegates Attend Food Lectures Saturday Miss Sarah Arnold of Simmons College Spoke on Conservation Miss Arnold addressed the women of the University in a general convoitation, Saturday afternoon. Miss Arnold has been conducting regional conferences similar to the one held last month as she crafted Sunday night for Washington, D.C. to make a report to the Food Administration. Sixty delegates from Nebraska, Arkansas, Missouri, Oklahoma and Kansas, met at the University Saturday in the first College Food Conference, conducted by Miss Sarah Louise Learnard of Simmons College, Boston, Mass. Money saved saves day and night for you. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Miss Ruth Dyche, who was graduated from the University in 1916 was a delegate from the University of Arkansas, where she is an instructor. Among the other delegates were Miss Louise Stanley, head of the home economics department at Missouri, Mrs. Mary Pierce Van Zile, of Manhattan, state chairman of food conservation work in Kansas colleges and Misy Bye, head of the department of home economics at Emporia Normal School. University Orchestra And Special Singing Added To "Fifty-Fifty" Play Portrays Scenes From Student Life and College Smith A special addition to "Fifty-Fifty," the 3-act play to be given by a cast from the senior class Wednesday night at the Bowersock Theater, will be musical attractions. The University Orchestra under the direction of Prof. F. E. Kendrie will play for a half hour each Tuesday and Wednesday between two acts. Besides this, members of the cast hint about some special singing. The atmosphere of the comedy is one of patriotism and of football. The theme of the war runs through it, although it is not a war drama. College spirit, with the excitement and rooting which accompany a football game, permeates. Returns from the Nebraska game are being received in the same building as the scene of "Fifty-Fifty," and the shouts of students as they hear encouraging reports break into the scene of action. When the play ended, as in the play, was injured in an automobile accident the last of the week, but this will not prevent his taking part, the government announced this morning. Jayhawker Beauty Ball Only Four Days Away To Be Party Of Week Equipment and Decoration Have Arrived—Programs Are Coming With the date of the "Jayhawkair Ball" only four days away, plans for the big party, which is to be planted in Robinson Gymnasium, Friday night this week, are moving forward rapidly. The confetti, serpentine, and carnival hats to be used in the carnival dance have arrived; the programs are being printed; and the musical frolic which is to be given at midnight by a cast and chorus of sixty students is being rehearsed daily. "The party will be the most elaborate affair of its kind ever given on Mount Oread," said Don Davis, manager, this morning. "In the past, the 'Vanity Fair' dances at which the names of the winners of the Beauty Contest were announced have been fairly simple affairs, much on the order of a Varsity party. Because the junior prom and sophomore hop were both given before the holidays this year, and because there was no big All-University party scheduled for the last few weeks of the school year, we decided to make an event of the old Vanity Fair'舞 "The Beauty Ball" was hit upon, and it will be fully as elaborate as a junior prom or a sophomore hop. It will be informal, of course; but the music, the decorations, the programs, the midnight frolic, and the refreshments will be equal to those of any party this year." Will Hear Orchestra Play Husband's Music Mrs. Edward MacDowell Makes Special Trip to Lawrence Mrs. Edward MacDowell, wife of the American composer, is in Lawrence to attend the concerts of the Minneapolis Symphony orchestra today. Mrs. MacDowell was here about two months ago in a reedal workshop where she worked and is interested in the MacDowell numbers on the programs. Carl Busch, director of the Kansas City Symphony Orchestra is another visitor for the concerts. Mr Busch orchestrated Preyer's "Concertstucke" and wants to hear Preyer present this work. The Minnesota Orchestra, traveling in its own special cars, arrived in Lawrence this morning, and will leave immediately after the concert tonight for Hutchinson. The concert tonight will begin promptly at 8 o'clock. Frank Sackett Schoonover, representing the Lawyers Co-operative Publishing Company lectured to the junior and middle law classes on the use of law books, at 10 o'clock this morning. Sociology Students Visit State Hospital at Topeka Prof. W. B. Bodenhafer and his class in Remedial and Corrective Agencies went to Topeka Saturday for the State Hospital for the Insane. The class had intended to visit the State Reformatory for Boys, but were prevented from doing so on account of smallpox which has broken out in the institution. Instead of this the class visited the county and city jails. Those making the trip with Professor Bodenhafer were: Julian Senhausen, Emma May Rummel, Edith Johnson, Marion Griffith, Noll Hohn, Hazel Erzell, Lucile Hovey, Jessie Hewitt, Mary Johnsen, Barbara Mary Brownlee, and Julia Kennedy. Will Hoffman, Henry Swanson, and Roy Burt. About a month ago the class went o Leavenworth to visit the state and ederal prisons. Plain Tales From The Hi AL IKE WRITES Podunk, Kans., April 20. Dead, Editu: I here yure gin' to have a big week this week at k. S. U. Am. Iite or am i knot? Dn't yur bawl eem play Ames, Mon., Tues. and he next day? Missure Valley confluence opfer fering yur teem? Wishuck, cause u uoghta beet Ames if the tiger Tigers did! Then their's that Minniep丘 orchestra playing as a counter attraction both evenin' and afternoon. Start's the weak big, not it edit. An I here a Century man are comin' from Nu Yawk to benefit the students and sum jurisnalists at your university. That's Toosday, they tell me. What's that yurting put on Wed. Senior Priz play, ain't it. Must be runnie in competitionshus on Friday. One does rite me it's there furst annual--fur both Thursday an Fryd day two. Also, I here yur Kansan Bored, his goin' to give a feed for them journalism wimmin. An say, don't Rice and Haddock start back two thee Pen Relays games Toosday. OI Haddock—they put hym in the pentahenton. Some fools due tell me that this hearer fellene Donne Davis is tryin' to giv a Beauty Ball with somethin' to do abouta contest in it on Frydain, in spite of thee Bowersock show. Gosh, it's a gaye weak, aint't it editur? Aint't their somethin' donn' sat.? Yours, Al Ike. The University street car is not an interurban line but this is no reason why it does not have stations with names for them. The station at Thirteenth and Mississippi street is called pumpkin Center and the one back of Green Hall is named Toadstool Station. A professor said this: New York Journal gets out some papers; 9 o'clock in the morning; German Fleet nuck off Heligoland. 10 o'clock; Crown Prince captured by British. 11 o'clock: Kaiser Wilhelm is taken seriously ill with pneumonia. 12 o'clock: Raise ships from wet sea. 1 o'clock: Crown Prince arrives in Berlin—is greeted by thin pupilage. 2 o'clock: Kaiser is much better and can argue that he will eat his usual fast supper. 3 o'clock: Baseball line-up. 5 o'clock: Final baseball extra. Lieut. "Potsy" Clark, of Camp Funston, was in Lawrence Saturday and Sunday visiting old K.U. friends. He is to go to France soon. Potsy was assistant football, basketball, track, and baseball coach at the University last season. Baptists Going To Sing-Sing Baptists students and their friends will have an outdoor meeting, Friday afternoon at 5:00 o'clock. The crowd will meet at the Baptist church for a trip up the river to Sing-Sing Island Subscriptions to the Third Liberty Loan on the Hill have reached a total of $26,800. This is not a complete report. The Curious One—"Does your four- tain ten always leak like that?" The Justly Indignant One—"Oh no only when it has ink in it."—Purple Cow. Food Will Win The War And We All Must Help Says Miss Sarah Arnold Speaker Declares Food Is National Property, Not An Individual Matter Templin Organizing Work Five States Were Represented In First College Food Conference Here "Food is, to feed us and not to please us," Miss Sarah Louise Arnold said in a talk before delegates of the first college food conference of five states here Saturday morning. "Conservation is a measure in which we must all enlist. It is a life and death matter." "Dean Olin Templin as chairman of the collegiate committee has tied together 600 colleges and normal schools in a united effort to co-operate with the food administration. Our part of the work is to carry the message to those who have not the opportunity to attend these regional conferences which are being held in every section of the United States." "The courage of our men over there will never fail, but what if they should not have the physical strength to repulse the Germans? The great task before us now is to conserve the wheat supply until the next harvest. The present crop of what can not be made into bread until the last of September. We have 180 days that are perilous days to the people here and to those across the water. "Before the war food was an individual thing, but when Uncle Sam said, 'Food Will Win the War,' it became national property. We must send wheat and sugar. Our boys must have sugar because it gives quiet energy, and man who is lifting weight as much as he works as the worker in a logging camp because of the constant strain he is under. "We are all sitting at a common table that reaches across the sea, but some of us haven't learned to behave yet. The Germans are almost to sleep. They also must be reinforced by food and men at once, and they tell us, men first." “As we sit down three times a day and face food, let us make our prayers, Give them this day, through us their daily bread.” Forty Classic Teachers Attend Conference Here More Than Hundred Delegates and Visitors at Luncheon In Gymnasium One hundred fourteen persons were present at the luncheon given in Robinson Gymnasium Saturday noon by the Classical Association of Kansas and Western Missouri, which held its twelfth annual meeting here Friday and Saturday. Forty-two members of the association were present also a number of the women of the Food Conservation Convention, including Sarah Louise Arnold, of Boston, Mass. The meetings of the association which were held Friday and Saturday were successful. The first session was Friday night in Fraser Hall when Prof. Goldwin Goldsmith of the department of architectural engineering attended a lecture, following the address of welcome by Chancellor Frank Strong. The second meeting was held Saturday morning. President F. C. Shaw, of Westport High School, Kansas City, Mo., opened with an address and this was followed by several papers and discussions. At the last meeting Saturday afternoon, Prof. Charles G. Dunlap of the department of English, and Prof. E. W. Murray, of the department of Latin, both of the University of Kansas, lectured. McCanless Announces Rehearsal The University band will begin rehearsal prompt at 7 o'clock Wednesday night. All band men having tickets for the Senior Play will be permitted to leave at 8 o'clock. Prof. G. H. Derry will talk before French Circle Tuesday about Belgium. The meeting will be in Room 306, Fraser Hall at 3 o'clock. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 22,1918 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kearns EDITORIAL STAFF GEO. A. Montgomery, Editor-in-Chief James E. Hardware, Assistant Editor News. News. News. Helen Puffer, Society Editor Millard Wear, Plain Talos Editor Wilson Wear, Plain Talos Editor BUSINESS STATE NEWS BUSINESS $$$$** Fred. Richy ... Business Manager Wayne Wylie ... Assistant Allie Bowlyh Mary MacDonald Dennis Davis Ferdinand Gottlieb Herman Hangen STAFF Morgan Morgy Roby Marry Smith Mary Smith Vilian Sturgeon Vilian Sturgeon Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail matter gearned by the House, under the act of March 18, 1935. Published in the afternoon five times of Russia from the press of the De- presses Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN - Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K, U 25 and 66. The Daily) Kansan aims to picture graduate life for the University of Kansas, further than merely printing the news by standing for the law. He is the University's legal advisor, to be clean; to be cheerful; to be courageous; to leave more serious wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university and to the students of the University. MONDAY, APRIL 22, 1918. NOW IF IT WILL ONLY WORK The air at the School of Law is charged with excitement. Twenty-five students there have engaged counsel to test the legality of the compulsory exercise rule. If it paid to go on through the procedure of a test case, it would furnish excellent practice for some embryo expositors of jurisprudence, but that may not even be necessary. The University Senate may get uneasy and withdraw its exercise rule, thus settling the whole matter without the formality of going to court. That would be fine. The University could then point with pride to the success of its students so early in their careers. The rule may even be withdrawn in order to afford this opportunity. INTERESTING, ESPECIALLY NOW In the meantime the students should remain firm, and keep the gas tank inflated, for it is really a fine bluff if it will only work. INTERESTING, ESPECIALLY NOW The American Review of Reviews for July, 1909, contained a suggestive article which is quite timely just now, entitled, "Will the Newspapers Bring on a European War?" The article written by Max Von Brandt, a German diplomat, contains the following extract from a speech by Prince Von Buelow before the Reichstag in 1909, which was a plea for international press censorship: "The idea that peace is jeopardized by sovereigns or ministers, by the ambition of monarchs or by the intrigues of ministers and governments, not only does not correspond with the real facts, but is a complete contradiction to the actual circumstances. Most of the wars which the world has witnessed in the last few decades were brought about by the passionate excitement of public opinion, which, through the press and parliament, sweeps the executive along with it." Herr von Brandt justifies his stand by pointing to the radical attitude taken by the English, French, and Russian newspapers after the peaceful settlement of the Balkan crisis of that year. He says: "It is not doing the press an injustice to call attention to the dangers created for the community by the conduct of some of its organs. There is doubtless something intoxicating for the owner of one or more great journals in the consciousness that he not only influences public opinion but may often create it, and thus bear no mean share in shaping the course of history. The time is past when the records of events remain buried in the archives until, after the lapse of centuries, some curious scholar dragged them to the light; that which happens today very soon becomes for the most part the posses sion of the public, if not in its enierry." JAPAN CONTROLS THE TRADE The carrying trade of the Pacific Ocean has come almost entirely into the hands of the Japanese shipping companies through the withdrawa for service in the Atlantic of most o the British and Norwegian traders (supplemented by unwise legislation by the American Congress.) A list of sailings from Pacific ports show that nine out of ten are of Japanese steamers. True, the Pacific Mail Canadian Pacific and one or two small lines are still in business. The Japanese are now maintaining regular services by way of the Panama Canal with New York and ports on the Allied Powers in Europe. The Japan Steamship Company had upward of thirty sailings direct from New York for Japan during the past year. In South America, too, the flag of Japan is seen in every port "At the same time," says the Japa Times, "the Japanese are careful to disclaim the thought that they are seeking to maintain a permanent grasp upon a large share of the world's trade. They point out the hopelessness of such an ambition owing to simple economic laws that adjust the flow of trade in proportion to demands and profits. After the war, when the commercial vessel of the Entente Allies are released for normal usage, when the new Ameri can merchant marine is turned into the ordinary channels of trade, and when the shipyards of the West begin to devote the greater portion of their efforts to building mercantile, rather than naval, tonage, the shipping balance will be automatically readjusted Although more prosperous than ever before, with redoubled resources an augmented fleet, Japan will have to meet the competition of Great Britain, France, Italy, the United States Scandinavia- yes, and of Germany.—New York Japanese-American Commercial Weekly. H. T. Hill Appreciates Good Work of Kansan Lawrence, Kansas. Editor of the Daily Kansan, My Dear Editor; Before leaving K. U, for the Service, and probably not to return to what has been mighty pleasant work in your town, about a half dozen words to the Kansas. In many ways this pleasant work of mine has been marred by serious difficulties. I refer to the too prevalent lack of active interest in the school activities that require some thought, such as Debate. And this what I started to say to the Kansan—you have done splendid service to me, to the interests of Debating, to those few faithful ones who have always worked so hard to do their "bit" in Debating, and to the University. And I want you to know that I appreciate your attitude and your assistance. I appreciate it more than you have ever had any reason to know, probably, for I have been as dilatory as the worst about saying so. Like most selfishly careless people hereabouts and everywhere abouts, I have been plodding along in my own rut, regardless even of those who were helping to boost my game. Yours for the best of everything, Howard T. Hill. The Philologist Your articles and editorsials have been indeed a splendid boost, and this is simply to say that I am aware of your interests. So you heartily for every helpful line. Serve and save—buy War-Savings Stamps! "More names." said the Philologist eagerly. "Let's have your questions one at a time. A Few Words With Him Every Day "How old are names? Most of them are comparatively recent. A name like 'Fletcher', meaning 'arrow-maker', naturally did not originate in our times, but 'Baker' might be no older than yesterday, 'Hunt', the Old English form of 'Hutner' can boast of a fairly respectable antiquity. On the other hand, you probably know that the Scandinavian names in Minnesota have hardly settled down yet. A man's name may be John Olsen, while his father's was Ole Hansen, and his grandfather's Hans Torsen. "Now, your second question. Oh, 'Mac' and 'Fitz'; 'Mac' meant 'kin' and showed the man's clan. 'Fitz' and the Russian 'vitch' are both derived from the Italian 'filius', 'son', so that Fitzjohn and Ivanovitch both mean Johnson. An interesting form of patronry you will find in Birmingham's novel Spanish Gold, where two men are called respectively Thomas O'Flaherty Pat and Thomas O'Flaherty Tom. "No, women's names rarely appear as patronymics, or perhaps we should say as matronynoms. There are a few, such as 'Larousse', 'the bauern-haired woman, or 'Perlmutter', 'pearl-mother', or 'Lafollette', 'little fool', or 'little crazy', (meaning that the mother was either mentally unsound or considered *rab h e r* unconventional). Among civilized peoples such names may refer to women whose death was dead or unknown; among uncivilized tribes, where matriarchy prevailed, this sort of name might be common. Among the American Indians the mother named the boy from the first apparent augury of his future career; hence such names as Sitting-Bull and Big-Cloud. This name might be replaced later by any number of nicknames derived from his exploits. Girls usually received a more or less poetical name which they retained through life. "Now, the Greek and Roman . . . What? Must you go? Wait a minute, this subject is by no means ex- hausted. Well, come in again." WOMEN AND THE WAR Woman bacteriologists for cantonment laboratories are needed, according to the Surgeon General's Office. Men are leaving the cantonnets for foreign service, and women are wanted to take their places. A practical knowledge of clinical pathology and diagnostic bacteriology is required for the work. The present salary is $720 with maintenance, and $120 without with transportability only. Applications may be made to the office of the Surgeon General, Washington, D.C. There is still an urgent need for accounting and statistical clerks, principally for duty in Washington. Women who can show that they have been employed for at least two years in positions of a responsible accounting or statistical nature may apply until July 1. Women with college training or two years' experience in a chemical or bacteriological laboratory, may apply for appointments in the Bureau of Plant Industry, Department of Agriculture. Examinations will be held May 8. Women who are over twenty, and who are experienced in editing, abstracting, proof reading, bookmaking and indexing, are eligible to appointments as editorial clerks, the United States Civil Service Commission announces. Open competitive examinations for editorial clerks at salaries of $1200 to $1600 will be held on May 8 and June 5. Twenty or more appointments for the position of Plant Pathologists will be made in the near future. Salaries are from $1200 to $2400, and applications will be received at any time. Women who have completed a grammar school or equivalent education and have had at least one year's experience as a photographer in the operation of a view camera or a photostat machine may apply for appointment as photographer in the office of the Chief of Ordnance, War Department, at salaries from $720 to $1200 a year. Mrs. Post—Dinah, is it raining? Colored Cook—No, ma'am! It has abdicated—Town Topics. NEW ARROW COLLARS FOR SPRING CASCO-2/18 in CLYDE-2/18 in CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Hired Shention Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call Daily Kansas Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Insulated Advertising Rates 35c. Up to one insertion, insertions, 35c; five insertions, 50c; insertions, 25c; three insertions, insertion, 25c; three insertions, 50c; five insertions, 75c. Twenty- first insertion, one-half cent a each additional insertion. Classified rates given upon ap- plication. CUNCHERS WANTED—War conditions cause many good positions to fall. 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PLAY BALL! KENNEDY & ERNST 826 MA88. ST. Baseball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic Store of Lawrence THE GIFT SHOP A. Marks & Son 735 Mass. St. The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence 1350 MASS. SL. The Original Marks Jewelry Store. Let Us Make Suggestions for Graduation Gifts Let Us Make Suggestions for Graduation Gifts UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE 803 Mass. St. Exclusive Local Agent for Martha Washington Candies Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemstitching and Picoting—10e yd. Remedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. $15 up A Suit Tailored to Your Measure Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bldg. 707 Mass. St. Exclusive Agent for Ed. V. Price Gloves O to the K. U Man In Camp Send The KANSAN It will cost but 60c for the rest of the school year! Q Subscribe at Fraser Hall Business Office, Kansan Office or TELEPHONE K. U. 66 APRIL 22,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN 400-Page Book Details Oil and Gas Resources And Development Work For Oil Kansas Second State in Union To Make Serious Search A thousand questions are answered fully and discussed in "Oil and Gas Resources of Kansas," a new bulletin just issued by the state geologist, Dr Raymond C. Moore, of the University of Kansas. The new bulletin is in Kansas, on application to Doctor Moore of postage. 25 cents. The book contains 400 pages and nearly one hundred cuts, charts and maps. The new bulletin is the most complete survey ever made of Kansas oil and gas and its contents are almost a complete oil education, from a layman's standpoint. While the book is absolutely rigid in its adherence to scientific facts and methods and to painstaking accuracy, it is extremely practical and is written with a view to making it as valuable as possible to every Kansan and to non-residents who are or might be interested in Kansas. It covers the whole field of oil and gas, its probabilities, and its geology its geology the migration and accumulation of oil, the formations that collect, seal or dissipate oil and gas, the locations of wells, methods of drilling, costs of drilling, rigs used, well management, methods of refining and percentages of gasoline, burning oil stock, tar and loss in different plants, history and records of drilling and of production. Kansas was the second state in the Union to engage in a serious attempt to find oil. That was in 1860 at Palola, a year after the celebrated "Colonel" Drake well was brought in by President Patterson. Palola was Erasmus Haworth, head of the department of geology at the University. Doctor Moore hopes to extend the usefulness of this bulletin still further, to include the lead and zinc fields of Kansas. Kansas ranks fourth in the Union in lead production and third in zinc production. Kansas also produces more than eleven million tons of coal annually and Doctor Moore says the geologic survey work can be made to help the coal industry greatly as well as to help further exploration in undeveloped parts of Kansas that give promise of oil and gas. The geologic survey, however, was neglected entirely by the military, the voluntary work of the University was the new oil and gas book brought out this year. Other states give $10,000 to $200,000 a year for geological surveys and Kansas one of the foremost mineral states of the Union gives nothing toward the development of its second greatest industry—oil and minerals. By the Way Franklins Pledge Miss Glads Love, who is a student at Manhattan, is the guest of Katrina Baldwin, c'20. She is in Lawrence for the Minneapolis Symphony concert. The Franklinns announce the pledging of Howard B. Lusk, e'21, of Olivett. Owls will hold initiation tonight at the Phi Psi house for twenty members who were elected last week. Helen Hertzler, c'21, had as her guest over the week-end at the Alpha Chi Omega house, Miss Virginia Knap of Kansas City. Edith Banks, c'19, was the guest of Arnestina Cissna, c'19, at her home in Kansas City Saturday and Sunday. Delta Tau Pledge Delta Tau Delta announces the pledging of Ned Mann, c'21, of Blue Mound. Stuart Hovey, c21, has been called to his home in Kansas City because of the death of his sister, Mrs. Russell Bodman. Mr. Bodman was graduated from the School of Engineering in 1913. Mary Nicholson, c'18, spent the week-end with Miss Edna Davis in Topeka. Don Gardner of Eureka, who was on the Hill last year, has received a call to report at the aviation school at Urbana. Gardner is a member of Kanza. Lieut. J. B. MacNaught and Lieut. Harold De Benham of Camp Funston were visitors at the P Upsilon house. Ernest A. Ryan, who was freshman engineer on the Hill last year, and now in the oil business at Tulsa, Okla., was a guest at the PU Upsilon house Sunday. Wayne Martin, c'21, of Kansas City, spent the week-end at the Kanza house. Martin was president of the freshman class the first semester. He is now employed in the advertising department of the Southwestern Journal Company. H. Merle Smith of the Kansas City Star was a guest at the Beta house Sunday. Smith was a junior on the Hill last year, and was active in debating work. Irma Burnett, c'20, entertained the Church Club, 1131 Tennessee Street with a picnic at Linwood Sunday. Robert Smith, '116, of Okmugleme, Okla, spent Friday and Saturday at the Kanza house. He will report at Camp Funston Saturday. Paul E. Pinkston of Kansas City, who was a student in the University the first semester, spent Friday and Saturday at the Kanza house. Miss Hazel Hess of Fredonia, is visiting Bonnie Lingenfelter, c'18, and Margaret Young, c'19, at the Sigma Kappa house. E. B. Miller, instructor in mathematics, who has been ill at the University Hospital, has recovered. J. D. Pace, Bradley Sullivan, Merle Ruble and George Marquis, students in the school of Medicine at Rosedale, in the Phi Beta Pi house over the week-end. The freshment of Sigma Kappa will give a dance in honor of the upper-classmen May 11. Myrtle Rayburn, c'18, who went to Topeka Friday with the class in remedial and corrective agencies, remained over the week-end to visit friends. Alice Arnold, c20, spent Sunday at her home in Agricola. Martin Robbins, m'20, and Paul Powell, m'20 spent Saturday at the Delta Tau Delta house at Baldwin. Ethel Wyckoff, fa'21, visited over the week-end at her home in Leavenworth. Announcement has been made by Mr. and Mrs. Hale H. Cook of Kansas City of the marriage of their daughter, Florence Cook, c'17, to Harold Branine, P17, of Hutchinson, Wednesday in Hutchinson. Mr. Branine is in the adjunct department of the aviation service. He has been in training in Ohio. Both are members of Alemannia. The engagement of Ruth B. Moore, c17, a member of Kappa Kappa Gamma to Waldear Heatchete, of Hutchinson has been announced by Mr. and Mrs. D. A. Moe of Hutchinson. The wedding will take place May 1. Alfred J. Miller, of the graduate school, is confined to the University Hospital where he has diphtheria. Edna Lamb, who was a student at C. U. last year, is visiting at the Chiomega house. "Whadda ya mean, camoufage?" "They're makin' the bottoms of the cups rough so you think you have sugar!"—Record. Morris Johnson, '19, who is in the radio service at Great Lakes, Ill., is spending part of his furlough at the Phi Alpha Delthe house. Arnes Engle, a graduate of the University and a member of the Chi Omega sorority, was here Saturday. Candy being composed principally of sugar, chocolate and nuts, is very high in food value. The Food Administration realizes this, and does not ask people to stop eating candy. Instead it simply requests a wise selection of the kinds of candies eaten, buying only those that contain the least amount of sugar. Minimallows, jellies, nut candies, etc. We make "Hoover-approved" candies--ask for them.-Wiedemann's.-Adv. "We're in Business for Your Health" Send the Daily Kansan Home. Welkos Drug Store Formerly Evans' 811 Mass. Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort Poets Told to Purify Their Pensive Product Scurrilous verse that is sent into the Kansan prize poem contest will suffer expurgation and still carry the author's name if it is printed. This is rule No. 10 and was promulgated at 10 o'clock Monday morning when the second terror libel came in without the least apologetic disguise to hide its slanderous intent. The poet fed up his pervasion on peevishness and then dug in the spurs. If anything, he went out with a week about a really good professor who had flunked the author of poetic execution. The editors could not allow the name of that abused prof. to be used, but since the poetry was rather good, and because Dean Swift and A. Pope could not have descended quite so far and still retained classic severity of form, the editors delegated one of their number to deform the worst of the poem, and let it run to no personal destination. The composing room did the rest, only consenting to the death of the poet; the son was whispered to it with the express injunction to keep darkness thick. Plans Drive For Salvage The Salvage Manager asks students to remember that the salvage boxes are still capable of holding any offering. Students are asked to save all bottles, tin foil, cold cream jars, The real name of the prof. who stole into heaven in that poem has not been given to anybody, and the editors say, never will be. But Monday morning's poem cannot run without exhaustive expunging—total excision, according to Guy the Composer. He suggested the rule on rough verse. Plans Drive For Salvage Typewriters Bought Sold Rented Repaired Exchanged We are agents for the Woodstock, Oliver and National. The Woodstock contains the best features found in the leading materials combined in one high quality writing machine. You will like the Woodstock. If you desire a small portable machine for traveling or home use, the National has no equal. Weighs 9 3-4 lbs. For prices and terms, call on or write. Give us your orders for the New No. 9 model Oliver at the new price. $49.00 payable $3.00 cash and $3.00 per month, and 10% discount for cash. and in fact all the cans and jars they can find, in time for the salvage drive next week. Morrison & Bliesner 701 Mass. Street Phone 164 CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. LANDER Posters Attract Attention THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. THE JEWELER Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. The art posters for "Fifty-Fifty", which attract attention at the eas entrance to the campus were drawn by Ruth Ellis and Bert Cochran. The requisites of a good poster, according to Prof. Arthur MacMurray, are to answer the questions What, When, Where, Why, How and in what instruction in painting. McCochan is a sophomore in the College. Mechanical Society To Meet The American Society of Mechanical Engineers will meet at the home of Prof. J. D. Graver, 1540 New Hampshire Street, at its next meeting, Thursday night at 7:30 o'clock. The program for the meeting is "Steam Power Plant at Carson, Virginia," Ira Barber; "Review of Automobile Industry," R. J. Wolfe; "Review of American Machinists," A. O. Gibson; and "Review of Aviation," P. D. Cornelius. PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS North A. Wright of Atchison, Kan., who are enrolled in the School of Engineering of last semester, has passed the examination for the aviation service, and is now waiting to be called. He expects to be placed in the division of high-speed scouts after several months' training at one of the ground schools. Always a selection of at least three kinds of ice cream—the ideal dessert—cooling, wholesome and delicious. Wiedemann's, 182. *Adv.* Send the Daily Kansan home. Send the Daily Kansan Bome. CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter CONFIDENCE SATISFACTION or after all, it's not your one individual purchase that we care so much about, but rather your continued patronage! "Money Back If Not Satisfied" is not a new rule with us, but an ironeland slogan which has made this store stand for SERVICE its forty- SOL MARKS Whether it's a diamond, a watch or a small bar pin that we sell you,we try to convey the same measure of confidence and satisfaction to the buyer. We would like to add your name to our long list of pleased customers. The Reliable Jeweler 817 Mass. St. Attend the Summer Session! Sessions! WANTED—College trained man for office executive place. Southaty ex. location, Chicago, Ill. COURSE DEGRADED for investment work in trail order department. Ingersoll Cargman, deans & Co., 342 22 Tulsa. WANTED ENGINEERS. Grill, rechardens, and electrical must be graduates of recognized englincering company. Northern Englincring company. Norton Bldg. WANTED—Man with law training. A good opening for the right man. A LARGE MANUFACTURE wants man with college education. An opportunity for a trained man. Address K 4 c. When The War Is Over— After the war, when the period of reconstruction commences, then more than ever will the college graduate come into his own as the nation's trained executive and business man. The Demand for College Graduates Will Far Exceed the Supply! There are in Kansas thousands of young men below the draft age who have the opportunity to fit themselves for the call for college men that will come when the war is over. Don't waste the summer months at such a critical time. "Cash-In" on the future by enrolling in the K. U. SUMMER SESSION Students in the summer session have the opportunity to make up back work, or to increase their credit hours standing in the University. TWO SEPARATE TERMS Enroll in Either or Both! First Session ... June 4 to July 12 Second Session ... July 15 to Aug. 9 For further information see or address Director of Summer Session, Room 113, Fraser Hall, Lawrence, Kansas. "The Summer Session Is Your Patriotic Opportunity to Save Time" VARSITY PARAMOUNT PICTURES TODAY AND TUESDAY THE UNIMITABLE CHARLES RAY IN BOWERSOCK "THE HIRED MAN" This is another of his well liked characterizations. Ray is in a class by himself. His characters seem to step from every day life to the screen. We are sure you will enjoy "EZRY" the hired man who makes good. He is supported by the clever little girl who co-stared with him in "HIS MOTHER'S BOY." "THAT JAP ACTOR" SESSUE HAYAKAWA IN the HONOR of HIS HOUSE" If you like a strong story portrayed by an artist of unusual ability you will more than enjoy your hour watching SESSUE HAYAKAWA, even if you can not pronounce his name. AS AN ADDED ATTRACTION BENJAMIN CHAPIN In His Stories of "ABE" LINCOLN 'THE CALL TO ARMS' UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 22,1918. Running in Deep Snow K.U. Relay Men Lose At Drake Relay Games Lobaugh Ran Unusually Well Scholtz of Missouri Won 100-Yard Dash in 9:4-5 Kansas was unable to place in the Drake Relay games at Des Moines, Ia., Saturday and ended fifth in both the mile and half mile relays. Lobaugh ran a fine race to start the half mile relay, Russell took up the race and lost ground on back-off and in some ground. Haddock took up the burden and had little chance to win, coming in fifth. Lobaugh, who was doing some unusual running Saturday, ran a pretty quarter to start the mile relay. Then Russell lost again in his quarter and Rodkey finished nearly 25 yards behind. Murphy, the last runner, made up of much this distance, but came across fifth, because of the big handicap. Haddock did well in the 100-yard dash but failed to place among the first four. The event was won by Scholtz in 9:4-5. The meet was run off in a blinding snow storm and in probably the coldest weather in which it has been held. The runners ran in snow that was ankle deep and it was coming down so fast that the athletes could see scarce twenty feet ahead. War Conditions Prevent Work on Mural Painting Painting to Cover About 13750 Feet and Thought Largest Of Its Kind The huge mural painting in the Museum of Natural History which was begun by Prof. W. M. Hekking of the School of Fine Arts more than a year ago, has been abandoned until after the war. The painting as originally planned, was to have been from 15 to 30 feet in height and was to form the background of the entire natural history museum on the first floor of the museum, whose total length is 550 feet. When completed it would have been, so far as is known, the largest mural oil painting in the world. On account of the increased cost of all the materials used in the painting, it was thought best to suspend work for an indefinite time. Professor Hekking's time is so completely taken up by classes this year that he has had little time to spend on other many difficulties, as it is in oil and not a wash painting as are most of the museums' backgrounds in this country. The first panel of the painting is nearly completed, and Professor Hekking said that it would be finished before the end of the school year. Professor Hekking conceived the idea for the painting himself, and is receiving no compensation for the work. K. U. Asked to Support Work of Caring for Animals In War Animal Relief Needs More Ships and Money Because of the lack of ships needed to transport supplies to France, as well as the expense involved in transportation, an increased effort is being made by the Red Star Animal Relief to raise money to buy necessary equipment to take care of the horses, mules, and dogs now used by the army in France. Letter written by the Chancellor Frank Strong from officers of the Red Star urging the support of the University in this work. The Red Star Animal Relief works for the animals used in war work in much the same way that the Red Cross works for men. The great part the animals play in the war makes an efficient organization necessary and surgical dressings, ambulances, and the like are used in caring for wounded animals that they may be used again in the war. The French and British armies learned to care for their animals early in the war and great efforts in this work are now being made in America. The first animal ambulance of the Kansas City chapter of the Red Star will be bought soon. Money for it is being raised by donations and entertainments. Contributions for the Red Star fund are being received by Robert Prey Combs of Kansas City, Mo. Ames Aggies and Varsity Open Conference Games On Local Diamond Toda K. U. Lineup Expected to Be Similar to That in Contest: At Emporia The Jayhawkers are playing the Ames Aggies on McCook field this afternoon in the first conference game of the 1918 season. Both teams are made up largely of new men this year, although Ames has three or four letter men and Kansas has only one, Weltmert, who has won a baseball letter. The game this afternoon was scheduled to begin at 4 o'clock and contests will also be played Tuesday and Wednesday. The same Jayhawker lineup which met the Emporia Normal team at Emporia last week will probably be used against the Aggies, with Bunn catching, Cherry on first, Isenberger on second, Foster playing short and Lonbury on third, Weltmer, Smith and Keeler in the outfield. Oyster or one of the pitchers may take Keeler's place in right field, however. Drink McNish's Aerated Distilled water—the only all-purpose water. The same the year 'round. Phone 198, motor delivery will call...Adv. Coach Bond was undecided as to who would stand in the box for Kansas. It may be either Caler, Schoepel or Slawson, all of whom had trials against the Emporia nine last week. A war saver is a life saver! Buy War-Savings Stamps! 2. 2018年9月28日 星期一 A. R. BURTON A Cap for Spring ACAP, the all-weather head piece, Rainy days won't hurt them; windy days don't blow them off—and for real style, say man, we have a bunch of those swanky Patricians for Spring that are in a class by themselves! $1 and up JOHNSON & CARL Illinois has a better team this year than last, according to Coach Raiph Woods of the Illini. Illinois won about nine games this season. In his lecture on "The Stepping Stone to Greece," at the meeting of the Classical Association. Prof. Goldwin Goldsmith showed how the mythology of Greece was founded on fact. The discoveries in Crete prove this fact, he said. The University of Iowa and Coe college played three innings to a 0-0 tie Monday. The game was called because of rain. Goldsmith Gives Lecture Send the Daily Kansan Home. Women Elect Baseball Chiefs Class baseball teams were organized Thursday afternoon. Minnie Testerman was chosen captain of the freshman team, Rhea Dively, of the sophomore team, Carol Martin, of the junior team, and Nelle Leibengood, of the seniors. A series of inter-class games will be played in May. Hoadley's have moved from West Ninth to 733 Mass.-Adv. Meet your appetite at our table. The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. 1920 GET YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP NOW BE READY FOR THE JAYHAWKER BEAUTY BALL "It's the Biggest Party of the Year" FRIDAY NIGHT Of This Week SNAPPY PROGRAMS MUSIC SUPPER by Haley's six piece orchestra, featuring the following talent: Piano, Haley Himself; Violin, Doc Beveneus; Saxophiend, "Baron" Corti; Slip-Horn Jazz, "Long-Arm" Nordburg; Banjoker, "Picker" Pusatari; Noise Boxes, Jimmie Gun. and a novel lighting scheme that will transform the Gym Three courses, served at special banquet tables during the MIDNIGHT FROLIC A snappy musical comedy entitled "Not A Word!" It's all music and dancing, with a mammoth cast and chorus—mostly girls. UNUSUAL DECORATIONS containing sixteen pages of "dope" on the party. The official standing of the winners of the "Our Kansas Girls" contest is one of the interesting things in them. THE CARNIVAL DANCE will end the program. Two thousands rolls of serpentine, fifty pounds of confetti, and five hundred carnival hats will be used in this number. ADMISSION $2.50 THE COUPLE and it's more than worth the money! LADIES AND GENTS—ATTENTION Don't discard your last year's hat. No difference if it is Panama, felt, or straw. Bring it to us and we can save you the price of a new one. We change the inner or outside band and make your hat look like new in shape and style. Price reasonable----Work guaranteed. LAWRENCE HAT WORKS 833 Mass. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Carefull Attention Given to All Business PETER WILLIAMS Spring Weight Union Suits In fine sea island cotton with short sleeves and ankle length and short sleeves and three-quarter length—and all the practical styles in athletic garments___ $1.00 and up. Ober's HEAD TO FOOT OUTFITTERS Eight Big Reasons Why Every Student and Professor Should See APRIL 24 50.50 24 THEATRE BOWERSOCK 1-The Senior Class is giving the annual play in spite of the small number of men and increased expenses caused by the war. 2—Iti s an excellent story of K. U., written by a student who knows University life. 3—Craig Kennedy is the star. 5—It will please the most critical. 4—The play is under the direction of the best coach in the University. 6-Plenty of good music by the orchestra and singers. 7-The Society event of the season. 7—The Society event of the season. 8—A splendid sale of seats. Wednesday Night A Leather Man for Leather Goods TACKLE AND you will be glad to carry one of our new suit-cases or travelling bags. We have just received a new shipment. They are of the best leather materials and the price is reasonable. ED KLEIN 732 Mass. St. K. U. vs. AMES BASEBALL, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday April 22, 23, 24, McCook Field, Game Called at 4:00 Student Tickets Admit—Student Tickets, Grand Stand and Cushion, 15 cents extra Tickets 50c, Grand Stand—General Admission 25c—All Tickets at Gate—Opening Series 1918 Season UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 134 Jayhawker Nine Took First Game From Ames By 1 to 0, Yesterday Slawson Won Pitcher's Battle in First of Three Game Series Kansas Scored In Sixth Weltmer Made Home When Shellite Dropped Foster's Fly. Kansas defended Ames Monday by a 1 to 0 score in a pitchers' battle between Slawson and Greenlee. The Jayhawks won when the Ames defense cracked in the sixth letting in a 2-0 run. The game opens a three-game series. With one down and Cherry on first, Weltmer started the rally that won the game with a solid crack to left and took second when Cherry was caught at third. Foster lined to center and Shellite dropped the ball lettling Weltmer cross the plate with the winning run. Lonborg started more damage by cracking the ball for two bases, Foster stopping at third. Isenberg ended the inning with a fly to right. Ames rallied in the sixth when Dallas singled with two down and took third on Plagge's single to center. Plagge tried to stretch hit and was caught at second, ending the rally. Shawson was saddom in the hole and Kirk was able to get a double with two down in the eighth but Brotherlin struck out. The field was heavy making the game slow. HEAVY INVINCIBLE Ames—Shelile flied to Oyster, Brotherlin walked. Dallas fouled to Bunn. Plagge grounded out, Slawson to Uhrlaub. Kansas—Keller flied to Shellite. Weltmer beat out an infilt bit down the third base line. Weltmer stole second. Foster fanned. Lonorb flaged to left field. 1 hit. SECOND INNING Ames-Slawson fumbled Lensesen's roller. Stewart whiffle. Levesen out on fielder's choice, Slawson to Isenberger. Davidson safe at first. Owen dropped one in front of the plate and was out. Bunn to Uhllaub. 1 error. Kansas—Isenberger struck out. Uhrlaub popped to short. Oyster grounder to first. THIRD INNING Ames—Greenlee and Shellie fan- bros. Brotherlin out, Bunn to Uhrlaub. Kansas—Bunn fouled to catcher Slawson walked. Keeler struck out Weltm grounded to pitcher to first FOURTH INNING Ames-Lonborg fumbled Dallas grounder. Cherry replayed Uhrlaub at first and Uhrlaub replaced Keller. Plagge was out Lonborg to Cherry, Dallas taking second on the play. Levenes hit to Lonborg who tagged Dallas come down to third, Levenes safe. Stewart fanned. 1 error. FIFTH INNING Kansas—Foster grounded to first. Lonborg popped to the pitcher. Isen- berger whiffed. FELTH INNING. Ames - Davidson out, Slawson to Cherry. Owen flied to Weltmer. Greenlee grounded out, Isenberger to Cherry. Kansas—Uhrlaub grounded out, pitcher to first. Oyster was safe when Greenlee fumbled his roller. Oyster stole second. Bunn grounded out, pitcher to first, Oyster taking third on the play. Oyster was caught off third. 1 error. SIXTH INNING Ames—Shellite grounded out, Isenberger to Cherry. Brotherlin lipped to Foster. Dallas beat out an infield hit, and took third on Plageg's single. Plageg was out trying to stretch his hit to a double. 2 hits. Kansas—Slawson popped to short. Cherry was hit by Greenlee. Weltmer singled to left. Cherry tried to take third on the hit but overslid and was tagged. Weltmer took second on the play. Shellite dropped Foster's fly and Weltmer scored. Lonborg hit for two bases, Foster stopping at third. Inenberger flied to right. 2 hits. 1 error. 1 run. SEVENTH INNING Ames—Levesen grounded, Foster to Cherry. Stewart out, Lonborg to Cherry. Davidson fled to Weltm. Kansas—Uhrlaub walked. Oyster beat out a bunt. Bunn sacrificed Uhrlaub stopping at third and Oyster (Continued on page 3) K. U. Stag Is Postponed Until Thursday, May 2 UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 23, 1918. The K. U. Stag, which was to have been given in Robinson Gymnasium Thursday night under the auspices of the University Y. M. C. A., has been postponed until Tuesday, May 2. "The postponement of the stag only means added features to the program of stunts and talks," said Dutch Wedel, secretary of the association this week. "It's important every man in the University at the stag; they will never regret coming." The War Here and Over There General John Pershing has reported a casualty list of 200 killed and wounded from the battle northwest of Toul Saturday and Sunday. The German losses were much heavier. Waddill Catchings in an address before the Wholesale Lumber Dealers' Association said that unless business men are taken into the councils of the nation without further delay the war will be lost. The State Council of Defense in Maine has set aside $250,000 to be loaned to farmers. Two hundred and fifty million dollars has been saved by United States chemists in making articles formerly made in Germany. Field and garden seed have been unconditionally exempted from all embargoes, according to the Department of Agriculture. The United States Food Administration forbids millers and licensed wholesalers to sell wheat flour for any but food uses and paperhangers have found a potato flour paste a workable substitute in some parts of the country. Germany is calling boys of 17 to the colors, and England has extended the age limit for military service to 45 years. The German national debt is now nearly $30,000,000,000. Throughout England 102 daily newspapers have been forced to increase their prices and 676 weekly papers have followed suit. An ice cream concern has effected a saving in sugar by using two pounds of strained honey to one pound of sugar for its ice cream. While honey costs a little more than sugar, it makes a fine grade of ice cream and the saving in sugar justifies the extra expense of the sweetener. Since the flour mills of the country are running day and night to make flour for the allied armies, many fires have occurred from overheated bearings, due to relaxed supervision as skilled operatives have been drawn into the army and war industries and because of the scarcity of superior lubricating oil. President McGrady of the Boston Central Labor Union has entered with Congressman Gallivan a protest of organized labor in the name of their families against the present plan of announcing war casualties. Mr. McGrady represents his constituents as a member of the organization dresses beside all names in casualty lists in order to prevent agonizing ambigities. Tennis Captain Kenn Uhls announces that C. P. Butcher, e'19, has been added to the tennis squad. Butcher received this promotion because of his scores against members of the U.S. national team and his hard-hitting. He will compete on equal terms for the team with the rest of the squad. C. P. Butcher is Added To K.U. Tennis Squad University band will hold rehearsal Wednesday night at 7 o'clock. Members having tickets for the Senior Play will be allowed to leave in time to attend. Two Plays Next Monday The Dramatic Art class gave no plays in the Little Theater Monday afternoon because of the Minnesota Symphony orchestra concert. Next Monday afternoon two plies will be presented, "Rosalind" and "The Christening Robe." Two Plays Next Monday First Impressions of the Navy Everett Palmer, Formerly Editor of Kansan, Sees Lighter Side of Life at Great Lakes Everett Palmer, former editor or the University Daily Kansan, who recently enlisted in the navy, writes as follows from Camp Farragut, Great Lakes, ill., to his father's paper, the Jewell County Republican: Dear Folks: If I don't begin writing pretty soon, I'll not be able to start at the beginning. I imagine the first few days will be the most interesting. After we have been scrubbing floors and wheeling dirt for a couple of months, it may hurry us to find something new to write about. After we were examined Friday morning to see that we had no firearms, patent medicines, cigarettes, or sulphur matches, we were assigned immediately to barracks in the detention camp. We are scheduled to stay here three weeks. Friday we got our bedding; but not our uniforms. That brings me to a very lofty subject—our hammocks. I think the navy should follow the example of the Aviation Department and establish Kansan Will Entertain Newspaper Sisterhood At Lunchon Thursday Honorary Members Send Material for Fraternity Library Here The Kansan Board will entertain the visiting members of Theta Sigma Phi with a lunchon Thursday noon in the Kansan office. The guests of honor will be William Allen White and Charles Dillon, manager of the Capper farm publications, both principal speakers at the Thursday session of Theta Sigma Phi's national convention. Many honorary members of Theta Sigma Phi who have sent material to the K. U. chapter, Epsilon, for use in the convention exhibit have sent some of their books. As a result of this interest, we go on to fora a Theta Sigma Phi library here. Some of the delegates who will be here for the convention, are Vina Lindsay from the Gamma chapter in Missouri; Caroline Greer and Frances Davis from Kansas City, former students at the University; Miss Marion Lewis, who was in K. U. last year and now editor of the school page of the Minneapolis Journal; Miss Irene Smith and Miss Phyllis Johnson, from former K. U. students. Minneapolis Orchestra Scored Hit With Airs By Local Composers Send the Daily Kansan Home. rary Here Instead of the "Rosamunde" numbers from Schubert two "Indian Dances" by Prof. Charles S. Skilton were played. Mr. Skilton conducted them. Prof. Carl A. Preyer of the University played his "Concertsueck" brilliantly and was accompanied by the orchestra, appearing as the second number on the afternoon program. This was scored for the orchestra by Carl Busch of Kansas City, who was present yesterday. equilibrium tests in their entrance examinations. Five feet is a good long ways to fall, and one doesn't have a helmet on when he does it, either. Only one man "hit the deck" has night, but that man never travels to the floor. American music was emphasized in the concerts given by the Minnesota Symphony orchestra in Robinson Gymnasium, Monday. The six numbers from MacDowell's "Woodland Sketches" were orchestrated by Emil Oberhofer, director of the orchestra. Mr. Oberhofer has studied MacDowell for twenty-five years and considers him the greatest American composer. MacDowell's love of the out-doors so characteristically expressed in his music lacked nothing of its beauty in the interpretation by the orchestra. Mrs. Edward MacDowell was in the audience yesterday. Dovrak's famous symphony "From the New World" was played at the concert last night. The theme of this is American negro music, which Dovrak studied while in America. The syncopation of old banjo airs and modern ragtime appears in the opening movement. Something of the plaintive theme of folk songs is woven into the large and the symphony ends with an elaboration of both themes. one man "hit the deck" last night, but that was enough to make the rest of as wish we had said our prayers. "YOU'LL LIKE," THEY SAY. We put a mattress in the bottom of our hammocks and use two blankets for covers. The blamed outfit isn't long enough to suit me. I can keep warm around the equator, but my north and south poles get pretty cold. Just think, we have all the time between 5 a. m. and 9 p. m., to stay up in itn't that fine? "You'll like it" is the slang phrase here. We heard it when we first got inside the gates and we took it up immediately. When- ever something especially distasteful has to be done, we hear, "Oh, you'll like it," on every hand. The men talk about everything but the war. "Do we have to go to church Senior Prize Play Will Start On Time Wednesday Night "Fifty-Fifty" a Typical Uni- versity Student Production The annual dramatic event which is entirely a product of the University will be staged Wednesday night at the Bowersock Theater. This event is the senior class play, "Fifty-Fifty." It was written by a graduate student, Harold Lytle, and the actors and managers are students. The curtain will rise promptly at 8:30 o'clock, Howard Morgan, manager, said this morning. The seat sale has been unusually large, he attends because it attracts much attention because it interacts with local scenes and college interests. Rehearsals have been held regularly, and it is reported that the players have the play well in hand, with only a few finishing touches needed. The cast of fourteen characters follows: Helen Gray, Emma Mae Rummel; Mary Manning, Helen Clark; Mrs. Manning, Jessie Lea Messick; Florence Harding, Marie Buchanan; Mrs. Flanagan, Eva Hangen; Rosie Flanagan, Charlotte Kreec; Dick曼曼, Craig Kennedy; Mr. Manning, Ed Patton; Riddles, Don Dauville; Jenks, Willis Beltz; Abe Wolfstein, Howard Morgan; Blake, Harry Robinson; Tom Winters, Lewis Hull; Ed White, Horace Chandler. "Glee Club Gambol" Planned for May 3 Dance Money Will Go To Pay Expenses of Trip to Funston In order that the members of the Men's Gle Club may make back a part of their expenses to Camp Funston, they have decided to give a dance. The name "Glee Club Gambol" seems to be an outgrowth of the other rhyming names given to dances in the past. May 3 is the date set for the "Gambol" to be given in Robinson Gymnasium. Dancing will start at 9 and continue until 1 o'clock. Arrangements have been made for singing at the dance. The floor of the dancers was covered and waxed so that the dancers may follow the nath of "least resistance." Prof. Humble's Article Is Quoted As Model Tickets may be bought from any member of the club at $1. In a demonstration to the classes in the School of Law the use of a new encyclopedia known as "Ruling Case Law" Mr. Schoonover, a representative of the Lawyer's Co-operative N. Y. complimented Prof. H. W. Humble of the School of Law on his article entitled "Libel and Slander." Mr. Schoonover is using Professor Harding in the model article in the encyclopedia. Army May Send 200 For Technical Training The School of Engineering of the University of Kansas may be used as a training school for about 200 drafted men this summer according to plans being discussed by the faculty today. Dean Potter of the School of Engineering at the State Agricultural College is at the University to teach the drafting mitte in locating the schools to be used in training the drafted men. These men will be given special technical training during the summer months and the Engineering Building, Fowler Shops, and Blake Hall will probably be used for this purpose. The location of the schools for technical training of drafted men was hastened because of the large number of men drafted into the service. Plain Tales From The Hill POLITICAL NEWS The political bee is buzzing. Spring is in the offing. The bore-some stude who wants you to sign for the candidate who has never been heard of until you see his name on a bill. And us, the agitators, politician wants the stage. He hasn't done anything since last election, but he is here again. The man who is for the best student interests; the man with a soul and head; the peelup's choice. He has come out from his quarters of hibernation. He is running free and careless on our campus. His affection for you is becoming touching. Sadly enough as the spring wears on the classroom he becomes distant, so does our Political Boss. His memory fails him; heavy planks in his platform become more Kindling. The election has been won! With the opening of the baseball season in the Missouri Valley conference yesterday with Ames, the K. U. baseball team made its first appearance in the new uniforms. The freshmen will appear in their new outfits today. Baseball fans at the University have consented to be quoted as saying that the uniforms look "neat and nifty." A young man called in the draft and returning home this week received these instructions from one of his co-eed friends: 1. When down-cast and discouraged, think of me. 2. When hungry, think of me. 3. When lonesome, write a long let ter to me. 4. When the Huns are after you think of me. "What is the meaning of this word?" asked the professor. "And where does it come from?" While members of the 11 o'clock class were inspecting a news story of a trial, they came across the word "hectoring." Hower: "It came from one of the oldest dog breeds that was old dog in Greek mythology." STILL M'ADOOING Leaving aside all jokes and fun, I wished I’d did what McAdeon. To him I’ll have to lift my lid— I could not do what McAdeon. —E. B. Seymour. In Office Appliances. W.A.A. Board To Give Annual Dance May 11 Party Will Be Semi-Formal Advance Announcement Plans are being perfected by the women of the W. A. A. board for its annual dance to be given in Robinson Gymnasium May 11. The party is to be semi-formal as to dress for men and women, but there is to be nothing half-way about the music and the decorations which will be far above the average standard. Special attractions are to be introduced at the dance. Miss Alice Winston, in charge of the Collegeiate Alumnae branch of the Vocational Guidance Bureau of Kansas City, will have office hours in Fraser Hall, Room 211, from 3 until 5 o'clock on Wednesday. The newest chapter of The Sigma Phi, Omicron, organized at Ames, Iowa, only a month ago, is the owner of a fifty-dollar Liberty Bond. Veteran Publisher Puts New Life Into Students' Interest in Literature William W. Ellsworth of Century Co. Addresses Department of Journalism Learn to Write by Writing American Publishers Declared Always on Lookout for Author of Promise "The only way to learn to write so that any one will read you is to write; nulla dies sine laeva." American periodical literature is very plentiful. Power since the world began has the widest and so many periodicals to chose from. "There are few people who would not like to have the power to write and to write so that other people would like to read them," said William Winnaworth in his lecture on "All the Things That You Need" in the national lecture room this afternoon. Mr. Ellsworth was with the Century Company thirty-seven years and was for three years its president. During the years that he was connected with this distinctly American publishing house he became intimately acquainted with the growth of our national literature. Many of the fore-leres of America are his personal friends including Mark Twain, Thomas Nelson Page, Bret Harte, Helen Hunt Jackson and Winston Churchill. Mr. Ellsworth is acquainted with almost every magazine published. He said it is not unusual to pay $20,000 to $20,000 for a serial of a well-known writer whose books are great sellers. "You don't have to read very far to learn the manuscript and the new writer with the mastery of the prodical son," said Mr. Ellsworth in encouragement to the journalism students. Mr. Ellsworth's lecture was a real pulmotor. He awakened the imagination and the interest in things literary with word scenes taken from the lives of writers and from the editorial rooms he has known intimately. "You can almost guess who started the first American Magazine," said Mr. Ellsworth. "Of course, it was Benjamin Franklin who was the originator of more new ideas than any other man who ever lived." And then in a reference to the effect of "Trilby" on the American people he said: "There were 'Trilby' hats and 'Trilby' shoes. A mother wrote to the publisher, asking what made her sad that her daughter was desperately ill, but with a few weeks to live, but she must know how 'Trilby' came out. The final chapters were sent to the girl, and before the appearance of the magazine containing them she had passed on where Du Maurier, the author was soon to go." Woman's Swimming Meet Will Be Held May 7 Juniors Appear to Have Good Team This Year—Seniors Also Strong The woman's annual spring swimming meet will be held May 7 at 7:30 o'clock at night in the pool in Robinson Gymnasium. The special event of the meet this year will be speed swimming. Last year diving was featured but the speed material is so promising that it will be the big event. However, all kinds of strokes will be used and there will be ten or twelve representatives from each class. The junior class is placing high hopes in Edith Banks as their diver, Elizabeth Carnie was their champion last year. The captains who were elected last week are getting their teams ready. At present the dope on the junior team places Maurine Clark, whose swimming greatly resembles that of Helen Wagstaff in last year's contests, at the top. Josephine Shaffer, on the freshman team, uses the Auschwitz camp and is a promising candidate. Although there are many promising swimmers this year in each class, the sophomores will feel the loss of Mateel Finch and Blanch Dorsett, when the seniors will miss Marie Deibel. Send the Daily Kansan to some friend "over there." APRIL 23,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Geo. A. Montgomery...Editor-in-Chief James E. Hardie...Assistant Editor Helen Perfer...Society Editor Maryland P. Tales Editor Maryland C. Morgan, Wade BUSINESS STAFF Fred Biggert... Business Manager Wayne Freedman... Assistant Three Howley, Harry Morgan Dorothy Cole, Mary Jordan Robert Lay, John McGraw Purdinand Gottlieb Mary Smith Mary Lynn Hanes Luther Hangen Floyd Hackenhull Subscription price $3.00 per year if advance; one term, $1.75. Entered an as second-class mail matter attached to a first-class mail account. Dawne's family, under the act of 6th June 1907. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66. The Daily Kansan aims to pick up graduate life of the University of Kansas than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals the University places on its students to be clean; to be cheerful; to be friendly; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university; to educate the students of the University. TUESDAY, APRIL 23, 1918. THE HARDER THING TO DO Many men in the University know well that in a few months or even weeks they must take their places in the lowest ranks of the National Army. They are attending to the business that is required of them against the day of their call to the most unusual and most necessary duty of their lives and all American lives. Someone has got to carry the gun. All cannot wear leather legs and spurs. And it takes intelligence as well as strength of body to be an American soldier of the line. As things are, the American between 21 and 31 is expected to go as he is called, go where he is called, and do whatever is required of him there. Opportunities to "volunteer" are limited for such men. In any event the more dangerous, the hardier duty is bound to begin in such places as Funston and then be carried further across the sea. War is adventure with the volunteer when he plunges into it. War is a business that comes as recognized obligation to displace the ordinary business of life for the selected man.-He fears nothing. He shirks nothing. He is ready when the time is set. He does the harder thing to do; he keeps the workaday*world going until he has to lay down his tools of peace and take up the weapons of war. The University of Kansas man is doing more than just maintaining the common living and working every day demands to fulfill his chosen purpose. He is preparing to serve his community just as every Kansan has done, in college or not, in years gone by. Such Kansans have built the state of today. But that K. U. man is a Kansas in a bigger way just now. He is getting ready for fighting as well as for better living and working after the fighting is done. He has got to fight first. He knows that in order to live he must fight. He carries a gun. He studies tactics. He applies the special sciences to the needs of war. And doing all, he has the longest day's work ever done in any university or on most farms. He works while he waits. He will be ready. THE TASK OF AMERICA It is difficult to understand why the Germans have been able consistently to push back the allied forces in the recent drive on the western front. Many believe that the Huns have made a super-effort, entailing losses they could ill afford, in order to bring the war to a close before the Americans could get an army into action. The Allies, in the opinion of many newspapers, have allowed the Germans to 'push them back because it was possible to inflict greater punishment on the enemy with him on the offensive, than would have been possible with the allied armies making a drive against German strongholds. Such a theory, at first consideration, appears plausible, but upon reflection it seems highly improbable that the allied commanders would give up, in three weeks, nearly all the territory gained in two years of fighting, if it had been possible to hold that territory against the German drive. English and American newspapers have been slow to admit the fact, but it is probable contrary to general supposition, that the Germans, instead of the Allies, have a preponderance of men on the western front, for it is hardly conceivable that Germany would be making such sacrifices if she did not have the men to spare. One usually thinks of the Allies as having a greater combined population than the central powers, and consequently considers them superior in man power to the Teutonic nations. This was true at the beginning of the war and held true until the collapse of Russia, but since the withdrawal of the Russian armies the preponderance of men has been with the Germans. The Russian catastrophe, to begin with, released an army of nearly two million men, which has been withdrawn from the Russian frontier and thrown against the Allies on the west. In the second place, Germany, since the withdrawal of Russia, is backed up by an inexhaustible reservoir of Slav labor. This enables her to take many men out of industry and put them into the trenches. Every man thus taken from industry can be replaced if necessary by two laborers imported from Russia. This makes it possible for Germany to throw nearly her entire man power into the trenches without seriously hampering her industries. The Allies cannot spare so many men from industry, for although Great Britain has men in her colonies sufficient, under capable supervision, to man her industries, these men are far away and, with the present shortage of ships, it is impossible to get them to Europe. The surrender of Russia thus throws the advantage on the side of Germany, and the Allies may be forced to give up still other territory before the United States gets enough men on the battle line to throw the preponderance of numbers on the side of the western powers. The problem of the war now rests with America, and it will not be solved until this country, to its least citizen, casts aside everything else, and applies all its energy to the conservation of its resources, the organization of its industries, and the training of its men for the conflict. MADE IN GERMANY For many years that little trademark, "Made in Germany," stamped on a knife, razor, dish or toy has been a guarantee of the high quality of the article so marked. Americans bought German manufactured goods whenever possible, for not only were those goods sure to be satisfactory, but the prices were moderate also. Teutonic factories were large and labor was cheap. The latter fact explains why even hand-made goods, which Americans wanted, were inexpensive. With the beginning of the war, however, Germany remodeled her factories to turn out necessities for the war. She no longer spent her time and her resources making fancy pocket knives, porcelain ware, dolls and drums, and other nations had to look elsewhere for such articles. They must continue to do so, at least until the end of the war. By that time other nations will be equipped to supply their own needs along these lines. This will make is unnecessary to turn to Germany for such goods. But this is not the greatest, not the principal barrier that will cut off the trade of Germany from the rest of the world. The barrier that will be hardest to surmount will be that of world hatred, which in itself, for years to come, will be sufficient to isolate Germany from the rest of the world. All communications to this column must be signed by the writer, and all communications used unless the author so states. The editor must know who is writing the communication as evidence of the identity of the writer. Communications are welcome. CAMPUS OPINION Editor. Daily Kansan. Through errors in notices and through some rather amusing conclusions drawn by a certain "Observer," the integrity of the "powers that be" in K. U. tennis seems to be questioned. The system used this year in selecting the team is so simple and so time-honored that I was rather surprised the team understood it. In brief it follows: By preliminary tryout all the better players were to be placed on the Varsity squad. Each member of the squad was to play each other member at least one match of three sets each week. All the scores of these matches were to be handed to the captain at the end of each week. At the end of each week, the captain was, by direct play with the men and by the results of the weekly scores, to place these men in the order of their standing. The names were to be posted in the training house every day, and with the highest standing after two or three weeks of play were to be taken to one of the Kansas City clubs to receive additional practice with Kansas City players before the intercollegiate matches started. The team was not to be definitely picked until the week before the Missouri-Kansas dual journey. Any man in the University eligible for Varsity, who thought himself a better player than any member of the squad could challenge that member, any time before May 10, to a two out fight. But Mr. Baldwin said this, it entitled him to a place on the squad to compete with the other members for the team. The plan is working admirably, so far, as it has worked in many other schools. It practically eliminates partiality, because the best man is bound to win a round robin play of this sort. The preliminaries eliminated no one, because anyone misjudged can, by defeating any member of the squad before May 10, automatically put himself on the sound. The tennis management is anxious to receive helpful suggestions along any phase of its work. What it wants is co-operation. Knocks won't help suggestions will. We've got to beat Missouri. (Signed) KENN B. UHLS. MENTAL LAPSES "Why don't you eat your chowder Hallway room?" asked the boarding house guest. "Yes," replied Mr. Hallrom, "cold but not clammy." —Judge. She—"Mary Garden is a beautiful singer, don't you think?" He—"Yes, that's all that makes her singing bearable." "Well," replied the tailor, "if it hadn't been for an apple where would the clothing business be today?"—Ladies Home Journal. "Why do you have an apple as your trademark?" asked a client of the 'aillor. Lady (entering bank, very businesslike): "I wish to get a Liberty Loan bond for my husband." A Southern man tells of a colored mother, living in a country district of Georgia, who was induced by her 10-year-old son to attend a circus in a town near their home. Clerk: "What size, please; Lady: "Why, I don't believe I know, exactly, but he wears a fifteen shirt." Stanley -Indianapolis Star. She borrowed a wagon and a mule and set out with her offspring for the circus. The roads' were bad—it had rained—and the youngster was frightfully fidgety. Finally the tired mother exclaimed: Clerk: "What size, please?" 'See heah, you Erasmus! Yo' set till! I've drive yo' ten miles to enjoy lis circan' an' you shall enj'y it, ef I has to pull chery hair out er yo' hail!!' —Everybody's Magazine. Ed (in motor car)—"This controls the brake. It is put on very quickly in case of an emergency." Coeed—Oh, I see. Something like a kimono." Orange Peel. Send the Daily Kansan Home. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help Wanted Situation Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansan Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion. 25c. Up to fifteen words, two insertions, 25c; five insertions, 50c. 25c; five insertions, 60c; insertion 25c; three insertions, 30c; five insertions, 75c. Twenty- first insertion, one-half cent a word each additional insertion. Two hard rates given upon application. GOOD CHANCE for work for summer school students. Star paper route. Phone 2379. 131-5-198. LOST—A bunch of keys. Reward for their return to Kansan office. 25 PROFESSIONAL DR. OR-LUP=Eye, Ear, Nose, Ear Glass lashes glass work guaranteed Dick Building. AWRENCE OPTICAL CO. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. (Exclusive Optometric) Eyer examined; glasses furnished. Off- ices: Jackson Bldg., 927 Mass. DR. H. REDING - F. A. U. Building. Dr. H. REDING - F. A. U. Building. Hires. 9 to 8. Phone 513. JOB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. G. W. JONES, A. M., M. D. D., Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology Suite 11, F. A. A. U. Bldg. Residence 2500 West 1201 Ohio St. Both phones, 4b. KEELEER BOOK STORE - Quiz books artist's material, drawing supplies Pictures and picture framing. Agency ammond Typewriters 393 Mass Street. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. MUNICIPAL GOVERNMENT BUILDING NEW YORK CITY Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District —especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. A. G. ALRICH Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement PLAY BALL! 1 Base ball outfittings and athletic supplies for every sport. The Athletic Store of Lawrence KENNEDY & ERNST THE GIFT SHOP The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence 735 Mass. St. The Original Marks Jewelry Store A. Marks & Son "We're in Business for Your Health" Formerly Evans' 819 Mass. Welkos Drug Store Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort FOR PROMPT TAXI 455 SERVICE CALL JESS THORNTON Mrs. Wm. W. Schulz Hemstitching and Picturing—10c yd. K remedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. Meet your appetite at our table. The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes Copyright Hart Schaffner & Marx How much do your clothes cost? THE clothes are the answer to that question, not the price. If you figure cost by the month or year, you'll find that a suit of allwool cloth, finely tailored, and well designed, gives long wear and in the end costs less than one that doesn't last long or look right. Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes, cost enough to be very economical. They're here; style for everyone Peckham's The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx clothes APRIL 23, 1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Fifty-Fifty Lucky Couple Friday Will Receive Prize At Big Beauty Ball Party One Program to Contain $10: Frolic Is Feature of One couple attending the Jayhawker Beauty Ball in Robinson Gymnasium, Friday night is to get well paid for having a good time, according to the plans for a stunt announced this month. Don Davis, manager of the party. Two five-dollar bills will be placed in two programs; and the programs will be tied together. Then they will be placed with the rest of the programs in one of the baskets to be used by four small children who will give out programs. As the couples at the party march in the Grand March, and are given programs, some lucky couple will draw the $10. To prevent any "frame-up" on the stunt, Mr. Davis, will present the two five-dollar bills to Prof. G. C. Loud, of the department of journalism faculty, before the Grand March begins. Mr. Loud will then insert the bills in a pocket and turn the backpack over to the children who will hand out the programs. Rehearsals for the midnight frolic are being held every afternoon at 5 o'clock on the first floor of Robinson Gymnastics; and on Thursday night at 7:30 o'clock there will be a big fine rehearsal with the six-piece student orchestra which is to play for the show. The frolic is the feature of the party, and has a cast of twelve and a chorus of fifty-two. It was learned yesterday that the performance of "Very Good, Eddie" originally scheduled at the Bowersocks for Friday night, will not be given. The date was cancelled by the producing company, and the show was taken off the road to be sent on a tour of the "Liberty Theaters" at the various cantonments over the country. By the Way Courtesy the 1918 Jayhawker Owls Hold Initiation Interpreter on Pershing's Staff The Owls, honorary junior society for men, hold initiation Monday night at the Phi Kappa Psi house. The initiates were: Marvin Harms, Bert Cochran, Glen V. Banker, John Montefried, Fred Leach, James L. Knoles, George Welch, William Brady, Howard Hilton, Paul Jones, Basil Church, Harold Hoover, George Rourke, Hockenhull, Stewart Ludlow, Arthur Lonborg, Mark Adams, Carlos Evans and Luther Hangen. Connie Poirier, c17, has arrived in France, according to news received last week. He is an interpreter on General Pershing's Staff. He is a member of Sigma Phi Sigma. Mrs. William Allen White of Emporia is expected here with her husband to attend the Theta Sigma Phi national convention the last of this week. Harold Miller, 17, who is teaching in the high school at Paola, visited friends in Lawrence Saturday and Sunday. Lieut. Chaucey Hunter of Camp Funston was in Lawrence over the week-end and a guest at the Alemannia dance Saturday night. William Salome, c21, has withdrawn from the University and has gone to his home in Mount Hope. The Church Club entertained Monday night in honor of Guy Longstreth, c'20, who leaves today for his home in Colony. Longstreth will report soon for service in the national army. Charles Sperry, c'18, goes 'to his home in Beverly today. He will report at Camp Funston Friday. Forest J. Miller, who was an instructor in geology in the University the first semester, has gone to Urbana, Ill., where he will enter the training camp for aviators. Record Goes To Canal Zone Forrest M. Record, e'19, has been promoted from the rank of second to first lieutenant. He is now in Porto Rico, on his way to the Canal Zone where he will be stationed. Record is a member of Kanza. Malov To Enter Service Hank Maloy, A. B'15, former cartoonist on the Kansan, will go to Camp Funston soon for service in the national army. Maloy has been doing chauvaqua work in training camps in South Carolina, and is now on his way to his home in Eureka. Mary Roberts, c18, went to Topeka Monday to shop. Miss Martha Allen of Kansas City was a guest at the Sigma Kappa house over the week-end. Grace Wilkie, A. B. 121, who is a teacher in Fairmount College at Candy being composed principally of sugar, chocolate and nuts, is very high in food value. The Food Administration realizes this, and does not ask people to stop eating candy. Instead it simply requests a wise selection of the kinds of candies eaten, buying only those that contain the sweet flavors and dipped meat meals, marmalahs, jellies, nut candies, etc. We make "Hoover-approved" candies—ask for them—Wiedemann's—Adv. Wichita, visited at the Chi Omega house Saturday and Sunday. Send the Daily Kansan Home. are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. CONKLIN PENS GRUEN 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 MINUTE HORIZON 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 The Store of Beautiful Watches We are proud of our reputation for fine watches. Here you are sure to find a style that will suit you exactly—for our selection of beautiful timepieces is unusually large. They are all splendid timekeepers, whose efficiency and long service we guarantee. Won't you come in and examine our watches? You will find styles and prices that will surely please you. We are especially proud of our magnificent display of WRIST WATCHES which easily surpass all others shown here in Lawrence. Prices Range from $10 to $75 Gustafson Ye Shop of Fine Quality GRUEN "We like to do little jobs of repairing" FISCHER'S]SHOES ARE GOOD SHOE o t A Fischer pump is different from any other—it fits snugly, seeming to almost melt into the hosiery! They are comfortable, too! The Beauty of the Pump is elegantly expressed thru our magnificent showing of pumps for Spring. OTTO FISCHER e have them as low as four dollars and up to six. -Pay a Little More~Tis Wise Economy Theta Sigma Phi Meeting Theta Sigma Phi will meet Wednesday at 5 o'clock in the journalism library. Pledges are asked to be present. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Carefull Attention Given to All Business Milward Idol, I'20, has left the University and gone to his home in Robinson, where he will assist his father in a bank. Reports of last week of A. F. Parker and M. Schreiber, salesmen in the employ of the F. B. Dickerson Company show commissions of more than $100 each for a week's work. We want a few more men at $100 a week for the summer vacation, only first class men need apply for this position. Call between one and two, or five and six-Bell phone 1363 Blue —Adv. Always a selection of at least three kinds of ice cream—the ideal dessert—cooling, wholesome and delicious. Wiedemann's, 182. —Adv. CARTER'S CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter Fern Beghtol, c'19, and Ruth Syst, c'21, will go to Teopka time. PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS When in Kansas City Stop at the Hostelry of "Good Service"—HOTEL SAVOY MADISON HOSPITAL 9th & Central Sts. ROOMY ROOMS Excellent Cafe and Grill —Popular Prices— Make the "Savoy" Your Headquarters! Frank Fox, e'17, and Edith Pearson, e'21, who was on the Hill the first semester, will be married Saturday. A shower will be given in honor of Miss Pearson tonight. Eva Moore Diamond of Wichita, a freshman on the Hill last year, is visiting at the Pi Phi house. Drink McNish's Aerated Distilled water—the only all-purpose water. The same the year 'round. Phone 198, motor delivery will call—Adv. TEACHERS WANTED Thousands of teachers needed to fill vacancies in Central and Western states for next year. Register now. ONLY 4 PER CENT COMMISSION. Write for blankets today. The Heuer Teachers' Agency, 408-489 C. R. Sav. Bank Bldg., Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Marguerite Foster of Kansas City who was a freshman in K. U. last year, is a guest at the Kappa house. Let Us Make Suggestions for Graduation Gifts UNIVERSITY B OOK STORE Exclusive Local Agent for Martha Washington Candies Kennedy Plumbing Co. Student Lamps National Mazda Lamps Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc. Phones 568 937 Mass. Taxi 12 'PHONE "One-Two" Knit Your Bit + "Don't Stop Knitting"-is the call the Red Cross in France is sending the women of America. Simply because the weather is moderating does not reduce the necessity of supplying our soldiers in France with knitwear. Ever since the war commenced our knitting department has kept abreast with the demand for knitting yarn and knitting accessories. The yarn you want is at this store— Pure Soft wool knitting yarn, in olive drab, gray and navy—four ounce skins. $1.10 A coarser yarn than that priced above, in gray and olive drab, per skin ... **95c** Art Goods Department—Second Floor Inmrs, Bullline & Hackman --- Attend the Summer Season! From East, West, North and South Comes the Call for TEACHERS! Everywhere there is a demand for teachers, a shortage occasioned by the war and its consequent drafting and enlisting of members from the teaching fraternity. And today teaching salaries are higher than ever before! Men and women now preparing for teaching positions, or those who are now teaching and desire advancement through more preparation in their profession—these people, by all means, should enroll in the K. U. SUMMER SESSION A Ten-week course enables you to derive the benefits from such ten hours of subjects as you wish to select. Do you realize that the ten weeks offered by the Summer Session are two-thirds of a semester, and that there are 200 courses to select from? TWO SEPARATE TERMS Enroll in Either or Both! First Session ... June 4 to July 12 Second Session ... July 15 to Aug. 9 For further information see or address Director of Summer Session, Room 119, Fraser Hall, Lawrence, Kansas. "The Summer Session Is Your Patriotic Opportunity to Save Time" UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 23,1918. . University Pins Hopes On Haddock for Points In Pentatholn at Penn Entrant Strong in 200, Discus and Broad Jump—Weak In Javelin Throw But it is the work which Haddock will do in the pentathlon that interests the K. U. track followers. It is the first time that a Kansas athlete has been entered in this event. Haddock is strong in the 200-meter race, his time in the 220-yard dash being around the 23-second mark. The 220-diamond dash in slightly longer than the 200-meter race. Last year, Berry the winner of the pentathlon ran the 200-meters in 23-2-5 seconds. Rice expects to break his record in the high jump, for he has been doing 6 feet 1 inch in practice recently in spite of the cold weather. Last year he placed two to Larsen, of Brigham Young, who cleared the bar at 6 feet 5-3-8 inches. Rice has been doing some good work in the javelin, hurling the spear 145 and 150 feet in practice. Rice Good in High Jump Carl Rice and Marshall Haddock will leave tonight for Philadelphia, where they will be entered in the Penn Relay games April 26 and 27. Rice will compete in the high jump and javelin while Haddock will run in the 100-yard dash and enter the pentathlon and discuss. The discus is another strong point for.Haddock, for he has thrown it 110 feet many times and the best Berry could do last year was 100 feet $7\%$ inches. Haddock is also a fair brond jumper, his best being about 19 feet 6 inches. Berry made it a foot better last year. The javelin throw is a weak point for Haddock. His best distance is about 140 feet and the winner of the pentathlon last season threw it 145 feet $2\%$ inches. Two Athletes Leave Tonight for Philadelphia—First Experience in Pentathlon The 1,500-meter race will not be a strong event for Haddock, because he is not a distance runner. Berry finished it in 4:29 4-5 last spring, making it about a 4:50 mile. This is slow for a mile race, but for many of the competitors in the pentathlon it is a matter of lasting the race. Anyway, the University is expecting great things from the Rosedale high school boy. Jayhawker Nine Took First Game from Ames (Continued from page 1) at second. Slawson fanned. Cherry flow to center. 1 hit. Ames—Owen out, Slawson to Cherry, Greenelee on the same way. Shellite hit to right field for two bases. Brother- lin fanned. 1 hit. Kansas—Weltmer out, catcher to first. Foster thrown out on a roller to right. Lonborg lifted a fly to center. Ames—Dallas flied to Oyster. Plagge struck out. Levesen was out, Slawson to Cherry. Ames. A.B.R. H. P.O.A.E. Shellite cf 4 0 1 3 0 1 Brotherlin 2b 3 0 0 0 0 0 Dallas 3b 4 0 1 2 0 0 Plagge rf 4 0 1 1 1 0 Leveson ss 4 0 1 1 0 0 Stewart c 3 0 0 6 2 0 Davidson lf 3 0 0 0 1 0 Owen 1b 3 0 8 0 0 Greenele p 3 0 0 2 4 1 Kansas. A.B.R. H. P.O.A.E. Keeler rf 2 0 0 0 0 Weltmier if 4 1 2 2 0 Foster ss 4 0 0 1 1 0 Lonborg 3b 4 0 1 1 3 1 Isenberger 2b 3 0 0 2 0 Uhrlub 1b rf 2 0 0 3 0 0 Oyster cf 3 0 1 2 0 0 Bunn c 2 0 0 7 1 0 Slawson p 2 0 0 6 1 0 Cherry 1b 1 0 0 9 0 0 Totals. . 31 0 3 24 8 2 Totals. ... 27 1 4 27 13 2 Score by innings: R. H. E. Ames... 000 000 000 — 0 3 2 Kansas... 001 000 100 — 1 4 2 Umpire—Wedell, K. U. LANDER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. THE JEWELER First Impressions Of the Navy (Continued from page 1) tomorrow?" "When do we get our next shot?" "When do we get paid?" and "Did you hit the deck last night?" are the proper forms to begin a conversation. Most of the men in our hammocks are afraid of风暴, so we do not have a hard time getting acquainted. UNIFORM FITTED BY GUESS We got our clothing weft today. And it certainly is some outfit. Everything from boots to a cap ribbon. We get three caps, six sets of underclothing, four suits, gloves, jersey, three jumpers, overcant, shoes, towels, and about a dozen other things. They have a unique way of fitting us with uniforms, which has many advantages. Four suits are around the room in a white, shivering line, each of us has to step up on a drygoods box. During the few seconds we are up there a sailor takes our measure exactly with his eye and throws a uniform at us. How is that for efficiency? Before you answer you should see how some of the suits fit. I got a comfortable pair of shoes. I saw one K. U. man yesterday. He was Joe Pratt, an old Kansan man and stopshot on last year's Varsity. There are many more K. U. men here and I am anxious to see them all. We had two vaccinations and one inoculation for typhoid today. Everyone is howling about his sore arms and I am certainly doing my share. The inoculations we used to take at school were nothing but little, pleasant diversions, but these in the navy have the kick. DRESSES FORTE TIMES A DAY I'll bet I have dressed and undressed forty times today. I need practice though, for these uniforms are way out of date. I believe there is enough cloth between my knees and my shoepots to make one good English suit. Without a belt and garters, I feel as if I had lost all visible means of support. Our food is well cooked and there is plenty of it, but Uncle Sam could get some valuable lessons in selection from some Jewell county women I know. Well, it is bedtime or 8:45—and must vault for my hammock. OUR BUSINESS Is getting good dependable clothes to you at the most moderate price possible. The SKOFSTAD label in your suit means regular $22.50 to $30 values for $17 or $21 Prices will be much higher for the same quality and it will pay you well to supply your needs now. SKOFSTAD 829 Mass. St. A war saver is a life saver! Buy War-Savings Stamps! Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. Mrs. F. M. Loomas has opened an exclusive kodak finishing studio in the Jackson Building, Room 3, 929 Massachusetts Street. Kodak films developed for the printing. Eastman films for sale, always fresh. Phones 210.-Adv. ANNOUNCEMENT Send the Daily Kansan Home. Repr r' them You Wait Work Performed Quickly and Finitely THE BLUE RIBBON SHOE SHOP © HE JAYHAWKER BEAUTY BALL ROBINSON GYMNASIUM, FRIDAY NIGHT F. P.HORMUTH PROPRIETOR FOR $2.50 YOU GET $12.25 WORTH: YOU'RE LOSING MONEY if you aren't one of the 500 folks who will attend A Dance, with Haley's Music... $2.25 (worth three 'Varsitys) Supper for Two people... 1.00 A Musical Midnight Frolic... 2.00 Clever Programs and Decorations... 1.00 Carnival Dance... 1.00 Reception for the Beauties... 5.00 Sunday evening dinner at Brick's is one of those enjoyable occasions of University life-call 592 and reserve a table. $12.25 AND IT COSTS ONLY $2.50 THE COUPLE YOU LOSE $9.75 BY STAYING AT HOME! VARSITY Today Last Day BOWERSOCK To know you have a place to eat where you can always depend on getting delicious and wholesome food. What Luck CHARLES RAY IN "THE HIRED MAN" ALSO Mack SENNETT Paramount Comedy HORSE RACING The OREAD CAFE E. C. BRICKEN, PROP. Just a step from the campus TOMORROW and THURSDAY MAE MURRAY IN 'A MORMON MAID' SESSUE HAYAKAWA IN "THE HONOR OF HIS HOUSE" GINGHAM DRESSES Gingham dresses in large Plaids and wide stripes— in the best quality fast colored ginghams—all sizes for Misses and Ladies ... $3.25 to $10.00 SILK SKIRTS SPÉCIAL THURSDAY ONLY HAROLD LOCKWOOD IN "THE LANDOWNER" SPECIAL $7.00 NEWMARK'S Silk Skirts in Plain colors, Stripes and Plaids—made in Taffeta and Satin. Special $7.00 SURE YOU'LL REMEMBER Tomorrow Night Is That Date for Fifty - Fifty 50. 50 Fifty - Fifty THREE ACTS OF K. U. COMEDY WRITTEN BY HAROLD LYTLE TWO HOURS OF GOOD ENTERTAINMENT AT THE BOWERSOCK THEATRE Orchestra Music Begins at 8:00 o'Clock. Curtin Rises at 8:30 Sharp. Many Good Seats Left—On Sale at Round Corner Drug Store UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 135. Ames Stages Comeback; Takes Second Game From Jayhawkers,8-2 UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 24, 1918. Defeat of Kansas is Credited to Loose Playing of Infield Today's Game is Canceled Ruble and Marquis Came From Rosedale to Form Kansas Battery Ames took the second of the three game series with Kansas Tuesday by an 8 to 2 score with hard hitting and the advantage of the errors made by the Jayhawk infield. Ams started the scoring in the first inning when they made four runs on two hits, two walks, and two errors. Mirl Ruble and "Doc" Marquis came down from Rosedale and formed the Kansas battery. Ruble pitched a fair game and would have held the Ames nine to a low score had he received any support from the Kansas infield. The Kansas were not hitting at the right time. Oyster tripled in the fifth sending Isenberger over the plate with the first run for Kansas. Kansas came back for another run in the next inning when Weltner singled sending Cherry over with the other Kansas run. Brotherlin played a good game for Ames getting one hit, three walks and three runs. Shellite got a pair of timely singles. The Ames infield looked good. DeForest, the star twirler on the Ames staff got away good, allowing Kanaas six hits. Ames staged a rally in the eighth getting three runs on two two-base hits, a single and two errors. There will be no game this afternoon as McCook Field is too wet. The Ames nine left at 11:00 o'clock. The game has been canceled and will not be played according to W. O. Hamilton, manager of athletics. Kansas. A.B.R. H. P.O.A.E. Cherry 1b. 4 1 2 10 0 0 Weltmer ff. 4 0 1 3 0 1 Foster ss. 3 0 0 2 3 0 Lonborg 3b. 4 0 1 1 1 0 Isenberger 2b. 4 1 0 3 2 1 Uhrlaub rf. 4 0 0 2 1 0 Oyster cf. 4 0 1 1 1 0 Marquis c. 4 0 0 4 4 1 Ruble p. 4 0 1 1 1 0 Total: 30 26 20 27 12 Ames. A.B.R. B. O.P.A.E. Shellite cf 5 1 2 2 0 0 Brotherlin 2b 2 3 1 2 2 0 Dallas 3b 5 1 2 2 0 0 Plague bf 5 0 0 0 0 Owen ssw 4 1 1 6 0 Stewart e 5 1 2 8 1 0 Davidson lf 5 0 0 1 0 0 Owen lb 3 1 1 10 0 1 Deforest p 4 0 0 1 1 0 Totals. ...38 8 9 27 10 2 Score by innings: K. H. E. Ames...400 100 130—8 9 Kansas...000 011 000—2 6 6 Umpire—Wedell, Kansas. K. U. Bond Purchases Almost Double Quota Subscriptions of $27,450 Reported by U. G. Mitchell For Committee Subscriptions for the Third Liberty Loan on the Hill reached a total of $27,450 this morning or almost double the quota of 15,000. "Practically every man and woman on the faculty has been seen," said Prof. U. G. Mitchell, who is leading the campaign. "Everybody is willing; there are no slackers. Some have not been able to take any because they are still paying on large amounts taken on the first or second issues." A few employees are yet to be seen and it is hoped that it will be possible to bring the total up to $30,000 doubling the quota. As far as is known very few students have subscribed and no effort has been made to get their students enrolled. We had come to the front on the Red Cross campaign which starts soon. Mr. Klooz will take subscriptions at the business office and those who have already subscribed may pay instead of at the banks, if they sh. Acomas held initiation last night for Carl Meng, e21, of Spring Hill. Kansas. English Sparrow Pie Is Fine, Says Martin Howver has a stamчщ ally in Handel Martin, curator of the Museum, who has for one of his favorite dishes English sparrow pie. In Nottingham, England, Mr. Martin's boyhood home this dish was rather common and from an old pastor there he learned the way to prepare the dish. To be its very best the pie should contain thirteen birds. All bony parts should be cut out and be served the small meal out under meat, they will be cooked with some bacon and a thick crust, similar to the baking of a beef pie. Mr. Martin says he has killed this common and diminutive game with fine shot or caught them in large areas in their roosting places in hay-stacks. At the rate of thirteen to a pie the cause of Fraser would provide for a banquet. The War Here and Over There Berne dispatches say that Hungarian troops have been sent to Belgium. The government has sent out a call for German-speaking telephone operators, but the use to be made of them is still a secret. A motion made by Senator Brandegee of Connecticut in regard to declaring war against Turkey and Bulgaria is causing spirited debate in the Senate. That the output of motor cars will be cut down still more was indicated at a conference of the Fuel Administration and the fuel industries board, held recently. Sec. Newton D. Baker made the Senate military committee a confidential report yesterday on conditions in France. The Allies have given General Foch absolute authority over the entire western front, in order to expedite operations there. The German submarine bases at Zeebrugge and Ostend were raided by British cruisers, which destroyed the fortifications. Five concrete-filled vessels were sunk in the channels to block the egress of U-boats. Women's Glee Club Applies for an Ange Money for Only Forty for Fun ston Trip—Severity In Club The K. U. Women's Glee Club wants an "angel." There are seventy members in the club and the club has only money enough to take forty to Camp Funston to give patriotic concerts for the soldiers. The club met in Fraser Chapel Tuesday night. Marie Buchanan, manager, appointed a committee of four to devise a plan of raising funds to take a full-size club to Funston. It was announced at the meeting that the club would be invited today. This list, however, was objected to by University authorities as containing the names of students who are ineligible. The club, or as many of the club as possible, will go to Funston, May 3, where they will give at least three hours on Monday night and one Saturday afternoon. The National Convention of Phi Beta Pi, honorary Medical fraternity, will be held in Kansas City May 1, 2, 3. On May 2 the local chapter will entertain the delegates here at Prairie High School at Praternal Aid Hall. A special Interurban will be chartered to bring the guests from Kansas City. Phi Beta Pi Convention To Visit Local Chapter Lieft. Ziesenhof to Funston Lieut. Harry C. Ziesenhoff, c19, has arrived from, San Antonio, Texas, where he was commissioned as a second lieutenant, April 19. He will leave tomorrow for Camp Funston where he has been assigned to the 314th Field Signal Battalion. No amount is too small to LEND TO YOUR COUNTRY. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Lieut. Ziesenis To Funston Six men signed an apology today. It was for a stunt six youngsters, just kids in their youthful exuberance, e, put on the other night. There wasn't anything particularly bad about the stunt, outside of its thoughtlessness. There is a whole lot that is commendable in the manly way the six have sought to make amends. Things like that help make K. U, better every day. There's only one musty taste in the whole little affair. That comes from two representatives to write down from the worthy screened. The label of that reads weakly: "Well, I don't see why they want to stir up a fuss about that. There have been lots worse stunts and nothing done about it." If that is true, when then, gentle sister, could a start be made for better and better things and do you really enjoy such serenades? KIDS THEN-MEN NOW. Student Council Gets Apology of Serenaders Rudolf Uhrlaub, president of the Men's Student Council, obtained a written apology today from the six men who gave an objectionable serenade in front of a sorority house the night of April 14. The apology is to be sent to the sorority and the incident closed, so far as the sorority and the student council is concerned, Uhrlaub said. The apology follows: Wednesday. April 24, 1918 Send the Daily Kansan Bome. Lest anything of this sort should ever happen again and the good name of the University should be endangered we respectfully offer an apology to you, the only sorority we visited the night of April 14, 1918. Realizing the song we sung was not affable nor in accordance with the spirit of the student body of the University, we regret that the event occurred. We do however beg to be heard and thanked for only one sorority and that the other outrages spoken of in The Daily Kansan were not committed by us and furthermore that this is the only occasion we have committed such an offense. We respectfully wish to beg an apology. With respect, "They came up to the mark like real men," Urlaub said this afternoon. "They said they had acted thoughtlessly and were sorry for it and willing to make any proper amends. They made the apology fully and freely. They surely did the white thing and the decent thing. It's a mighty good spirit that prompts men to act that way. I'm proud of the way they stepped up and took their medicine. A few days ago, I was told that things will stop and think now, and we'll have a more and more real University, spirit among the students. R. V. Cook, of Pittsburg, who has been an instructor in gymnasium since the first semester, has accepted a position as government chemist and will leave for Washington, D. C., Friday. Mr. Cook was doing graduate work in chemistry and held a fellowship in the department of chemistry until last fall, when he resigned to take charge of the men's morning gym classes. Bernard Jensen will take charge of these classes next week. "I don't think the affair was real bad at all. I'm sure it wasn't. There have been many worse things that no one ever mentioned. But we can't have such things happening in the University of Kansas, I believe every University man and woman will agree, if they stop and think about it. The serenade was just crude, rough and thoughtless, but University men are not the kind of men to do crude, rough and thoughtless stunts. Especially when you do crude with a University student and get away with it. The student body won't permit it. And I believe these six fellows who apologized, these six men who weren't afraid to do the white and manly thing—I'm for 'em strong, all six of 'em—will say the same thing. So say we all." Next Lecture Is On May 8 The next date for a lecture on Food and the War, was erroneously announced for May 1. This is a regular day for Gym work. The date of the next lecture is May 8 and not May 1 as previously announced. E. D. Teoret. Kappa Phi will meet at Myers Hall tomorrow night at 7 o'clock. The Nationalational Training School for Deaconesses of Kansas City will send a speaker. Next Lecture Is On May 8 First Theta Sigma Phi National Convention to Open Here Tomorrow Miss Helen Bennett and William Allen White to Address Sorority Convention The first national convention of Theta Sigma Phi, honorary journalistic sorority, will open Thursday morning at 8 o'clock with registration and sessions at Myers Hall. At noon the Kansan Board will give a luncheon in honor of the visiting Theta Sigma Phis, in the Kansan news room, at which William Allen White and C. M. Harger, the principal speakers of the day for the convention, will be guests of honor. Thursday afternoon at 4 o'clock there will be an official convoitation in Robinson Gymnasium, arranged especially for the Teta Sigma Phi. All gym classes will be dismissed at that hour for the convoitation. Miss Helen M. Bennett, manager of the Chicago Bureau of Occupations will talk on "The Warriors." William Allen White will talk on "The Ree Cross in France." Thursday night there will be a reception-musicale at 1602 Louisiana Street in honor of the Grand Council of Theta Sigma Phi. Friday a special number of the Kansan will be issued by the organization. Friday night there will be initiation, installation, and a banquet for all active (Continued on page 4) Engineers to Display Handicraft of School On Their Day, May 10 Service Flag of Five Hundred Stars to Be Raised as Part of Ceremonies The Annual Engineers' Day this year will be observed Friday, May 10 There will be no big parade as in former years on account of the expense, but the program will consist of stunts and an exhibition of the work of each department in the School of Engineering. The exhibit will be held in Marvin Hall and will be open to the public in the afternoon and evening. The definite plans for the day which are being arranged by a committee composed of Joe Mahan, George Dee w. W. B. Brown, Page Wagner, H. Gish, and Faye Walters, will be announced later. It will not be a quiet affair, engineers declare, since they intend to let the rest of the University and the town know that May 10 is their day. They will be a clown band which will parade the campus and Massachusetts street. The service flag of the School of Engineering will be an important feature of the day. The flag has a border of red about the white field on which will be the number "500" formed by stars, and around the field of stars will be the number "500" has already begun on the erection of a flag pole on Marvin Hall, and as soon as the flag comes it will be raised. Flint Talks To W. S. G. A. The first meeting of the new W. S. G. A. Council was held last night at 5 o'clock. Prof. L. N. Flint, head of the department of journalism, gave a short address on the permanent income bill. Plans are being forwarded by the council to push the bill hard this year. Annual Swimming Meet May 7 Annual Swimming Meet May 7 The annual woman's swimming meet will be held May 7, in Robinson Gymnasium. A preliminary meet to determine the winners of events in which two or more of the same class are entered, will be held Thursday. May 2. Gum Chewing Gums Professional Nerves "Its chewing gum a necessity or a luxury? If a necessity, is it a necessity in public places, including University class room?" "You don't need to write a 7-minute quiz on this," said Prof. W. M. Duffus, as he turned to his class in commercial geography, after writing the foregoing paragraph on the blackboard. "There's a reason. It is hard on professorial nerves to lecture fifty minutes to an audience of which a greater or less percentage is engaged in the persecution of gum chewing in the perception, lazily, contentedly, nervously. "Gum possesses a powerful influence over the mind of mankind." Plain Tales From The Hill WEATHER NOTE Lawrence, April 24—Rain which fell here early this morning, continued until late in the day, causing a drop in student funds but a popularity in cab transportation. He (a fraternity sophomore), "That fellow over there is going to sell us our new furniture when we get—" She (a very popular freshman). "Oh sweetness, where did you get the net He (continuing), "When we get our new fraternity house built." Conversation between the Home- mom Co-ed and the freshman home on a weekend. "You do still love me?" "Yes." "And you haven't fallen in love with any one up at K. U." N.Y. "Do you love me as much as ever?" "Yes." "And will you always love me?" "Yes." "And there's no one else?" "No." "How can you sit there and lie so?" The instructor said: It was Friday afternoon on a warm day when the students and teacher were half asleep. When the weary teacher turned his back to use the blackboard, two students sitting near the door sneaked out. It would have worked well but one student shut the door on her coat and could not release it. Finally in deserption she knocked on the door. "It was all right for you to go but I don't see how I would ever get away when all of you were not looking, and you leave as bad or worse than you do." Then the whistle blew. Mr. Ellsworth Closes Visit at K.U.With Talk at Varsity Club Head of Century Co. Makes Big Impression on Students and Faculty The talk given by William Webster Ellsworth, president of the Century Publishing Company, New York City, last night before the University Club, was, according to the members, the most interesting talk of the year. Mr. Ellsworth's subject, "Forty Years of Publishing," covered a period of forty years of actual work in the publishing business. For instance, Mark Twain had such an imagination that his statements had to be discounted. He did not intend to prevaricate, but in telling a humorous story he would let his masters know it. It is a better story than it really was. Mr. Ellsworth gave an idea of the ridiculously small sums for which writers formerly sold their work. Stevenson once sold a story to the Century Company for $100, while recently a letter written by him to his mother telling of that particular sale, was sold for $250. "The decade from 1850 to 1860" said Mr. Ellsworth, "was the most productive age in my experience. In that period the most important writers were Thackeryar, Carlyle, and Tennyson." Cercle Francais To Sell Tags Any amount will buy a tag Thursday to help the Cercle Francais raises the funds to adopt a French orphan. Nine dollars has been raised already. University of Kansas Will Train 160 Men From National Army Men Will Be Given Thorough Training Along Technical Lines Will Arrive About June 1 K. U. Professors Will Have Charge of Most of Work It has been tentatively affirmed by Dean Potter of the Agricultural College, School of Engineering, that the University of Kansas will become a training camp for 160 drafted men, this summer. It is the plan to give the men training—along technical lines. According to Dean G. C. Shaad of the School of Engineering, there will be sixty men trained in automobile work, twenty in blacksmithing, eighteen in carpentry, fifty in wireless telegraphy, and the remaining other mechanical lines. It is planned to use U.S. university professors as far as possible in mens men, but according to Dean Shaad it is probable that an instructor will have to be brought in from the outside to instruct the men in automobile work. The men will be under an officer of the United States army and will be under military discipline while at the University. It is planned now that a new commander and fed in the gymnasium. It is designed that they will arrive about June 1. Dean Potter of the State Agricultural College, has charge of a territory including Colorado, Missouri, Kansas, New Mexico, and North South Dakota. Other Universities and technical schools in this territory will probably follow the same plan of training men this summer. Cast Has Completed Final Touches For "Fifty-Fifty" Tonight Professor MacMurray Confident Of Comedy as Laugh Producer Riddles has asked his last conundrum; his associates have stalled their last answers. Blake has growled his villainous threats for the last time; the hero, Dick, has frustrated the last adverse happening. The leading woman and her companion had been to entice their unsuspecting men further the final, that is, until the production at the Bowersock Theater. The stage is set and ready for "Fifty-Fifty" tonight. The scenery is ready, and the final practice of the cast has been held. At 8 o'clock the symphony orchestra will begin a concert and the curtain will rise at 8:30. "I am confident that the comedy will appear as a finished production," said Prof. Arthur MacMurray, coach, this morning. "The actors have been working hard and are exerting themselves in parts. The play is a laugh producer: The spectacular and spirited ending alone will be worth the admission." Petitions for Council Due By Thursday Noon Fee of Seventy-Five Cents Must Be Filed With Petition "All candidates for offices in the spring election, to be held April 30, must have their petitions fled not later than Thursday noon, April 25." He said today by Rudolph Uhrlaub, acting president of the Men's Student Council. It was formerly announced that these petitions, which must be filed with either the president or secretary of the Student Council, should be in the proper hands by Friday, April 26, 6 o'clock. For several reasons the change had to be made and candidates should bear this change in mind so as to avoid any conflicts with petitions. Money saved works day and night for you. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Send the Daily Kansan Home. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 24,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Yamas EDITORIAL STAFF Geo. A. Montgomery, Editor-in-Chi James G. Bradley, Assoc. News James Helen Peffer, Society Editee Howard C. Morgan, War News Editee Howard C. Morgan, War News Editee BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS PROFESS Fred Ricketts - Business Manager Wayne Wilson - Assistant Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Alice Bowley Harry Morgan Harry Morgan Donald Davis J. Shawson Ferdinand Gottlieb Mary Smith Luther Hangen Floyd Hockenhull Luther Hangen Floyd Hockenhull Entered as second-class mail matter Entered as second-class mail matter. Entered as second-class mail matter. Entered as second-class mail matter. Published in the afternoon five times a week, by students of the University of Kansas, from the press of the Department of Journalism. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 66. The Daly Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate in how he go further than merely printing the news on paper; she wants her students' wets holdies to play no flavour to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous to help others; to be wise and to wiser heeds; in all, to serve to the university the students of the University. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24, 1918. K. U., ART, AND ARTISTS After numerous successes by artists of the University of Kansas, it must be conceded that there is a subtle something about the half-century-old institution on Mount Oread that deserves recognition—that grips these men and holds them here when better financial inducements tempt them to go elsewhere. Julian Street recognized this rare fascination when, in an article in Collier's several years ago, he called Lawrence the Boston of the West. He stayed less than a day at the University of Kansas and left fascinated with the institution. He found here a classical museum, a library, and a School of Fine Arts that in all their features, with the possible exception of size, met the standards of Boston. He found also that atmosphere which fascinates and inspires the poet, the composer, and other artists. Be that fascination what it may, it has given the University the poets, Wattles and Carruth. Under its spell Arthur Nevin listened to his muse, and was about bringing the whole state into the muse's shrine when Uncle Sam called him to take charge of the music in a northern training camp. The same fascination has overbalanced in the case of Professors Skilton and Preyer, the advantages of more lucrative calls from the East and from the Far West. Both of these men are composers of national fame, and the Alpha of appreciation is expressed in recognition of this subtle something that has held them to K. U. when such orchestra leaders as Emil Oberhoffer of the Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra places on his program as a soloist to play his own compositions our own Professor Preyer. HINDENBURGING THE LILACS The time has come for a brotherhood movement of the University community, for a great, communal, co-operative effort, almost holy in its thoroughness and sweeping effectiveness. The time has come for it and only by co-operative effort can we accomplish this new work that is ready to our hands. We have finished our bit in the third Liberty Loan, gone over the top, as it were, gloriously and now is the time to join in one great, all-embracing movement and wipe out the University's illac hedge. We can do it. Truly we can do it. But we must cooperate to do it with thorough artistry. Sporadic efforts a dozen times a day by small groups will not accomplish it. At best they only make the iliacs look ragged and shabby. We must get together in a great co-operative spirit to destroy the hedge entirely. Some few score of us are doing valiant Iron Cross work on the hedge. The man who came in a Ford and attacked it one day last week made great gaps in the branches. The ladies who make repeated raids against it deserve honorable mention for their work. But they alone cannot do it all, although they are striving nobly. The rest of us iliac slackers must join them. We must get together, everybody; and help them in their efforts to Hindenburg the beautiful illiac hedge on the east edge of the campus. According to the Kansas City Star, Sir Eric Geddes, in announcing the British raid on the German U-boat bases, told Parliament that "five of these cruisers, filled with concrete, were used as block ships and after being run around were, in accordance with orders, blown up and abandoned by the crews." It was a mere oversight on Sir Eric's part, no doubt, that the men were compelled to wait till the ships were bwn up before they were allowed to abandon them. OUR ENEMY, SUNDAY DINNER These days of food conservation and Hooverization have seemingly done nothing to abolish the Sunday surfeit. Practically every student sits down each Sunday before a table crowded with rich food and gorges himself until he reaches a state of torpor, then spends the rest of the afternoon weighted with a feeling of utter uselessness. The effects of the gluttonish repaint survive till next day—bence, "Blue Monday." Aside from the unwholesome effects of such a meal, the food wasted on Sunday is a factor not to be lost sight of, particularly in such a time as this. This is a matter in which every boarding house, club, and fraternity is concerned. A change from the weekly routine of food is of course expected on Sunday, and it may be given by preparing a different sort of food than is usually served, instead of the customary over-abundance. WOMEN AND THE WAR IT'S FASHINOABLE TO BE SHABBY IT'S FASHIONABLE "It is considered bad form in England today for women to appear in a new costume," said Prof. Stoughton Holborn, of Oxford University, speaking recently in Washington. Women of the upper classes are wearing again this season the suits purchased in 1913 before the war. All Parisiennes are wearing slippers and low-cut shoes to aid in economizing in leather. A School of Massage in Toronto, under government supervision, opened as a war measure to meet the demands arising through the present war, offers a new opportunity for war work for women. The school offers a six-months' course of training in many branches of physical therapy, free with $25 a month pay. After finishing the course, graduates work in Canadian hospitals at $55 a month. One of the greatest needs of the war is women workers for the industries necessary to maintain the army. Women munitions workers are easy to find, probably because of the high wages paid, but few women can be found to work in factories which produce cloth, uniforms, canned goods, and so forth. The government is still calling for stenographers and typewriters, and women especially are urged to undertake this office work. Examinations are held every Tuesday and applications may be filed with the Civil Service Commission at Washington at any time. One hundred and fifty French orphans have been adopted by clerks in two of the government departments in Washington. One of these children is being cared for by the charwomen of the Agricultural Department. Statistics show that 60,000 people in the United States are now in personal contact with as many French children and their families. Corra^2^ "Thought you told me Buckle wrote?" Question 3. He is ^3^ "Knight of the Garten." Dorn—"Well, I knew it was something that should be kept under cover."—Lamb. All communications to this column must be signed by the writer. The name written on each used unauthorized author must state the editor must know who is writing the communication as evidence of compliance. Communications are welcome. The drives over the University campus are in urgent need of repair. At each crossing there is a jump and a bump every time that a car passes. In several places there are holes in the road that could easily be repaired. Possibly these in charge of the grounds do not possess a car. CAMPUS OPINION Many of the people of Lawrence stay clear of the University campus because of its bad crossings. Compare the rough, bumpy drives of the University campus with those of Haskell Institute. Editor Daily Kansan. A FORD PILOT. Why can't our drives be made passable at least to a Ford, if not to a car? IN MEMORIAM TO THE ASTUTE (Expurgated) KANSAN PRIZE POD CONTENT Every One Deserves Something Millions of men and boys are no more Before the relentless drive of war. Their wills and minds and bodies still tremble in desperation But somewhere the mothers' hearts THE WAR MOTHERS Over and over again their minds repeat And memories of their boys, nee'r forsaking. Emma Dill Geselbracht When and how and where shall we ever meet? Ah! the deep, deep thots of those mothers of today But somewhere the mothers' hearts are breaking As they think of their sons so far away. On the ache of it! Oh the pain of it! As millions of mothers patiently work and knit. Thru the long nights and the busy days Come the thots of his little prattling ways, In those days of hearth and sunny door. When he only played soldier and war, Many the mothers' visions for her What he might be when a man full- grown! He was always her hope, her pride her iov. No matter how big or old—her boy! Ah! that first day he lisped his baby. And with totering steps to her knee he came. Oh the ache of it! Oh the pain of it! As millions of mothers patiently work and knit. From the child's infancy on day by day Millions of mothers are left behind Who'll never forget or heart-ease find. They'll recollect and recall,—but little say And when consciousness hurls the bitter gall. At night will come dreams so clear Their own boy's voice again they'll hear. That somewhere, somewhere, greed made him fall. Her lips will utter an agonizing prayer, The heart, it's wound to patiently bear. And the living shall seek the tales of the brave The dead shall be honored by song and art Oh the ache of !'! Oh the pain of it! Oh the mother of mother patiently work and knits. As the years pass, and peace returns to the heart. "It is important, dad, not to wear baggy trousers." Will sorrow and honor, forget per- perhs, with busy lives. days sweep by and time surges on, the garment of the past, her soul will don. Who died where stern duty the way did pave. Fathers, brothers, sisters, children and wives There is a yearning to which nothing can give rest. But deep down in the mother's aching breast . "Why is it that you have to spend so much time in creasing your pants, hey?" shouted pater familias. "I import them? Oh, it is, is it? Did you ever see a statue to a famous man who didn't wear baggy pants?"—Puck. Oh the ache of it! Oh the pain of it! As millions of mothers patiently work and knit. New ARROW COLLARS FOR SPRING CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS CASCO- 21/8 in. CLYDE- 21/8 in. For Rent For Sale Lost Found Help wanted Swanland Wanted Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion, 50c; two insertions, 100c; insertions, 25c; five insertions, 50c. Fifteen to twenty-five words, one insertion, 50c; two insertions, 75c; five insertions, 75c. Twenty-five first insertion, one-half cent a word each additional insertion first insertion, given rates upon application. GOOOD CHANCE for work for summer school students. Star paper route. Phone 2379. 121-5-198. LOST—A bunch of keys. Reward for their return to Kananan office. 102-200 LOST—One cameo and one tourquoise LOST—One camoe and one tourqueoise set silver ring. Return to Acomas, 940 Indiana. Reward. 135-2-201. DBL. OR-LEP—Eye, Ear, Nose and lips. Gives glass work guarded. DUI Building. PROFESSIONAL LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. (Exclusive Optometrists) Eyes examined; glasses furnished. Offices: Jackson Blidge, 927 Mass. DR. H. REDING - P. A. U. Building. Hours 9 to 5. Phone 513. Hours 9 to 5. Phone 513. JOB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mast. St. Phone 228. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology. P. A. U. Bldg., residence and hospital. 1219 Ohio St. Both phones. 35. KEELEUS BOOK STORE—Quiz books on paper maps, guides, and history; drawing supplies Pictures and picture framing. Agency Typewriters 935 Mass Street. SALVATORE VITO CABANESI "Grace" is a subtle charm, and without graceful background, the most beautiful frock will hang limp and characterless. "Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her e y e—in every gesture dignity." —Milton. Dress your form in a Redfern Corset, and it will immediately assume a natural graceful poise, an ease that impels a desire—a tireless energy for the most fascinating dance to the most athletic sport. Back Lace Front Lace $3.50 up Wherever sold, skillfully fitted. Onks, Bulline & Neckman HATS, CAPS, SUITS, SHIRTS for spring at much less than you pay elsewhere HUB CLOTHING CO. 820 Mass. St. Our SELZ shoes for spring are here TOMORROW BOWERSOCK HAROLD LOCKWOOD "THE LAND LOPER" IN A Leather Man for Leather Goods [ ] AND you will be glad to carry one of our new suit-cases or travelling bags. We have just received a new shipment. They are of the best leather materials and the price is reasonable ED KLEIN 732 Mass. St. WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business ATTENTION Fraternities and Sororities LADIES AND GENTS—ATTENTION Don't discard your last year's hat. No difference if it is Panama, felt, or straw. Bring it to us and we can save you the price of a hat from outside or outside band and make your hat look like new in shape and style. Price reasonableWork guaranteed LAWRENCE HAT WORKS 833 Mass. We are offering for sale for the first time a comparatively new house of 18 large rooms, near the University. This is a thoroughly modern house having 10 bedrooms with a laboratory with hot and cold water for each room, ample dining room and kitchen. Price $10,000—$2,000.00 cash and $1,000.00 per year for eight years, no interest. This is better than paying rent. For appointment to look this over, call phone 457. PHONE LAWRENCE PRODUCE AND JUNK CO. Hosford Investment & Mortgage Co. 954 Ninth and Delaware Sts. We Will Pay You Cash For It FOR PROMPT TAXI 455 SERVICE CALL "CLEAN-UP" Your Old Junk Let Us Make Suggestions for Graduation Gifts UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE 803 Mass. St. Local Agent for Mr. JESS THORNTON One block west of Santa Fe Freight Depot. Let "Clean-Up" Week also be "cash-in" week for you. We buy nearly everything that is no longer useful to you. And incidently, we pay the highest prices. Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemstitching and Picoting—10e yd. Remedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. Meet your appetite at our table. The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. are sold at 1023 mals. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery Exclusive Local Agent for Martha Washington Candies CONKLIN PENS University Supplies McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass CARTER'S A. G. ALRICH Agent for CORONA typewriter Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement A. Marks & Son THE GIFT SHOP The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence 735 Mass. St. The Original Manner Jewelry Stores The Original Marks Jewelry Store. "We're in Business for Your Health" Formerly Evans' 819 Mass. Welkos Drug Store REGAL Exclusive Agency for REGAL SHOES PECKHAM'S Thehome of Hart Schaffner and Marz Clothes The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes APRIL 24,1918 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Toe Heel, Toe Kick, Go Fifty Pair of Dancing Galoshes Chorus of Midnight Frolic Practices Hard for Beauty Show Is a Snappy Musical Skit "Toe, heel, toe, kick!" Fifty-two pairs of feminine feet, some in galoshes, some in flat heeled walking shoes, and others in high-heeled boots, swing into the rhythm of "Chuck" Shofstall's syncopation—and the rehearsal is begun. Not a Word Is Spoken in Unique Entertainment to Be Given At Beauty Ball It is the mammoth Beauty Chorus practicing for the musical midnight frolic, "Not A Word!" which is to be given in Robinson Gymnasium, Friday night, as a feature of the Jayhawker Beauty Ball. Rehearsals were begun last week, and have been held daily. There will be a rehearsal tomorrow night at 7:15 o'clock, and another Friday afternoon. Then the production will be ready for presentation. "Not A Word!" is all the name implies. There is not a spoken word in the show. It is all singing and dancing. Upperclassmen who have seen the skit in rehearsal say that no twelve vocals were used by Mormon Oracles. The choruses of the popular songs in the production are printed in the programs. A student orchestra of six pieces, led by "Chuck" Shefallat at the piano, will play. Other members are, violins, Cyril Palmer, Cliff Kirkpatrici; cornet, Harold Lyle; trombone, Andrew Delaney; drums, Willard Pierce. Following are the members of the cast: Marie Buchanan, Fritz Schnitzler, Helen Clark, "Brick" Chandler, Mark Waggoner, Etta Poland, Marvin Clark, David Kirk, Karl Clark, Lucie Elmore, Karl Brown, Helen Cooke, Hester Jacken Following are the members of the chorus; Liela Clark, Earline Allen, Iris Russell, Eva Sawyer, Rhee Divey, Myrtle Stone, Moseley Hambric, Eileen Van Zand, Geneva Cook, Dorothea Engel, Marie Nuzz, Vivian Hopkins, Clora Riga, Josephine Huoni, Agatha Kinney, Hazel Cook, Bonnie Lingerfeller, Marion Eastlake, Helen Thurston, Midred Payne, Corinne Lesh, Louise Broeker, Marie Buchanan, Margaret Shaw, Pauline Rhodes, Jessie Buck, Shirley Chase, Irene Jardon, Genevieve Searles, Helen Cook, Etta Polen, Neva Crumb, Ellose Cutter, Mildred Deets, Hinda Ethridge, Florence Ingham, Florence Calgren, Charlotte Carnine, Hester Jackson, Jessie Rankin, Ramona Kirkpatrick, Dorothy Button, Elaine Wharton, Olive Reynolds, Margaret Hodgson, Nell Gunn, Nell DefHart, Peg Reinisch, Lucile Elmore. By the Way Mrs. John H. Parker of Topeka and Mrs. Joe Ellen Seeley of Oklahoma City were guests at the Alpha Xi Delta house Monday and Tuesday. Beta Theta Pi will give dance at the chapter house Saturday, May 4. Alpha Tau Omega entertained Kappa Alpha Theta from 7 to 8 o'clock Tuesday night. William Mee of Oklahoma City is visiting his brother, Herbert Mee, c'19, at the Phi Delt house. Lieut. and Mrs. Larry Winn, former students in the University, are visiting friends in Lawrence. Lieutenant Winn is in the aviation corps, and is stationed at Wichita Falls, Texas. He is a member of Phi Kappa Psi. Mrs. Winn, who was formerly Gertrude Shepherd, is a Pi Beta Psi. Alta Smith To Washington Alta Smith, sp fa, will leave the last of the week for Washington, where she has a position as stenographer in the quartermaster-general's office. Mu Phi Epsilon will give a farewell party in Miss Smith's honor at the chapter house night. Mrs. Percy Brush of Manhattan, is a guest at the Mu Phi house. She was formerly Grace Bell, and was graduated from the School of Fine Arts last year. Lieutenant Brush is now stationed at Camp Funston. Pi Upson Founders' Day Lieut. J. B. McNaught and Lieut. Harold De Benham were the among the annual founders' day banquet of Pi Upson, given at the chapter house Tuesday night. Faculty Box Party Members of the faculty who will occupy boxes at the senior play, "Fifty-Fifty." at the Bowersock Theater tonight are Chancellor and Mrs. Frank Strong. Dean J. W. Green, Mr. and Ms. George O. Foster, Prof. D. L. Announcement has been made of the engagement of Ema Maa Rummel c'18, to Jack Krumbach, 'l19. Miss Rummel is a member of Kappa Alpha Theta. Mr. Krumbach is a Delta Tau. Patterson, Mr. and Mrs. W. O. Hamilton, Mr. and Mrs. F. R. Hamilton, Mrs. Eustace Brown, Prof. and Mrs. George C. Shaad. Lieut. Hugh Garville, e18, is now flying in France. He uses the fastest type of machine, which averages 125 miles an hour. The clever posters for the Beauty hall, which adorn the various billiards on the Hill are the work of dr. Jerry Franklin. Lieut. Bennie Minturn, c'19, arrived in Lawrence Friday from Memphis, Teenn, where he has finished training in aviation and has received a commission. He is on his way to a concentration camp at Dallas, Texas. Mildred Pitts, of St. Joseph, Mo., a former student in the School of Fine Arts, came to Lawrence Monday for the Minneapolis Symphony concert. She is a guest at the Kappa house. Candy being composed principally of sugar, chocolate and nuts, is very high in food value. The Food Administration realizes this, and does not ask people to stop eating candy. Instead it simply requests a wise selection of the kinds of candies eaten, buying only those that contain the least sugar such as dipped meat meats, marshmallows, jellies, nut candies, etc. We make "Hoover-approved" candies -ask for them.-Wiedemann's.-Adv. PROTCH JERSEY WARE Engagement Announced The College Tailor SPRING SUITS Have You Been in to See the New French Voile Blouses? Several bran new models, made of an extra sheer fine grade of French Voile and beautifully trimmed with lace, sheer embroideries and medallions. A full range of sizes and at these prices $2. $2.50. 3.50 and $4 Clothing WEAVER'S With a Slash and a Cut that doesn't sacrifice quality TENNIS CHAIR. That's the characteristic achievement of Stein Bloch Smart Clothes Undeniably stylish and tailored with skill that brands them as distinctive. SHEETS & BOULDIN We are the exclusive agents in Lawrence for this nationally known brand of clothing and it will be a pleasure to show you our models for Spring. KAW KASH KLOTHING KOMPANY No-Name hats-all the smart models for Spring Ruth Jackman and Mary Wood of Minnesota, both freshmen in the University last year, will leave May 6 for Boston where they will enter the training school for nurses at the hospital. Ruth Jackman is a member of Kappa Kappa Gamma and Miss Wood of Kappa Alpha Theta. Irwin Hartley, e'18, is spending a few weeks with his staff at 1100 Missouri Street. Hartly is employed in a munition plant in Cincinnati, Ohio. He was formerly a student in the department of mechanical engineering. Ruth Jackman, a freshman on the Hill last year, visited at the home of Mr. and Mrs. R. C. Jackman, and at the Kappa Kappa Gamma house Saturday. Reports of last week of A. F. Parker and M. Schriber, salesmen in the employ of the F. B. Dickerson Company show commissions of more than $100 each for a week's work. We want a few more men at $100 a week for the summer vacation, only first class men need apply for this position. Call between one and two, or five and six-Bell phone 1236 Blue—Adv. A Suit Tailored to Your Measure $15 up Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bldg. 707 Mass. St. Exclusive Agent for Ed. V. Price Gloves HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. BROADWAY BUILDING Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District —especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. TONIGHT! ↘ THE SENIOR PLAY 50. 50 BOWERSOCK THEATRE ORCHESTRA MUSIC BEGINS AT 8 O'CLOCK CURTAIN RISES 8:30 SHARP Attend the Summer Session! Is Your Standing Short A Few Credits? PERHAPS sickness, absence or other reasons have caused you to fall short a few credits—credits which are needed to complete your requirements for graduation! There is no better way in the world to "make up" work than through a few short weeks study in the ? K. U.SUMMER SESSION This is a pleasant convenient method of acquiring ten hours or less credit—don't put off 'till next fall what you can do today, make up your mind that you'll "make up" your work in the Summer Session! TWO SEPARATE TERMS Enroll in Either or Both! First Session...June 4 to July 12 Second Session...July 15 to Aug. 9 For further information see or address Director of Summer Session, Room 115, Fraser Hall, Lawrence, Kansas. "The Summer Session Is Your Patriotic Opportunity to Save Time" --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 24,1918. Interscholastic Meet Will Be Held at K.U. On Saturday, May Seventy-five Entries Expected for Fifteenth Classic—Tennis Tourney Also The fifteenth annual Intercolastic Track Meet will be held here Saturday, day May 4. All high schools of the state are invited to enter this meet Entries must be in by April 27. The schools will be entered in classes A, B, and C. Class A will include schools with an enrollment of more than 250 students; class B over 125 and under 250; and class C under 125. This is to give to the smaller schools to make a credible showing. All contestants will be given silver buttons. Silver loving cups will be awarded to winning teams in each class, according to W. O. Hamilton, manager of athletics. Gold, silver, and bronze medals will be given to the winners in each class, for each event. Men on winning relay team will receive gold; women on receiving individual point winners in each class or to any one breaking a record in the meet. About fifty schools made entries in the meet this year and from advance indications more than seventy-five will enter athletes in the meet this spring. The best men in the state will be in the meet. The eleventh annual high school tennis tournament will be run off in connection with the track meet, but will start on Friday. The nine Kansas courts will be used by the teams. The winners and runners up in each class will be given cups for both singles and doubles. Home Service Class Is Doing Good Work Dean F. W. Blackmar at Head of Work for Families of Schooling Soldiers The training in the home service section of the Red Cross conducted by Dean F. W. Blackmar, is gradually getting into practical work. The principle of this work is to care for the soldiers and sailors in the service. The principal work at present is to give advice regarding allotment, allowance, and insurance. The law of October 6, 1917, is a practical agreement of the federal government to take care of the families of the men in service. The home service section assists the men and their families to obtain the benefits of these laws. The section supplements the work of the federal government wherein it is needed, in providing for families in emergencies. There are thirty-two members of this class who will receive sufficient training to prepare them to take up the work in their jobs after they leave the University. An office is maintained at 5 East 9th Street. The office hours are from 3 to 5 o'clock daily. Names of Beaux Art Winners Announced Names of the K. U. architecture students whose entries received favorable mention at the Beaux Art Institute at New York have been announced. On the entry, "Projet," a memorial library and museum, Paul Friederickson first presented W. R. Brown and Ernest Pickering got honorable mention. On the entry "Analytique," a circular Roman temple, Harold Beinner received first mention, while Julia Carman, J. L. Benson, William Icentrower, and Lee Soxman received honorable mention. Serve and save—buy War-Savings Stamps! Send the Daily Kansan home. First Theta Sigma Phi Natl Convention Opens Theta Sigma Phis, honorary memoirs, ad alumni at F, A, U, Hall. (Continued from page 1) The closing session of the convention will be Saturday morning, followed by a luncheon at Bricken's Cafe. After this the convention will adjourn to Kansas City, where the Alumni Association will take the delegates through the newspaper offices of the city. In the afternoon there will be a tea at the Hotel Muehlenbach, where Miss Catherine Baxter, editor of the Independent of Kansas City, will act as hostess. Some meetings of the convention will be open to the public. Miss Bennett will lecture Thursday afternoon at 1:45 o'clock in Myers Hall on "Writing the World's History." At 2:45 o'clock Church Dillon, manager of the Capper Farm Publications, will speak on Tuesday morning at 11 o'clock C. M. Harger will talk on "Women in Magazine Writing" in Myers Hall. During the convention there will be an exhibit of the published works and pictures of honorary members of Theta Sigma Phi. In this collection are the books of many women, which have made a good beginning for a Theta Sigma Phi library for the chapter here. University Will Offer Special War Courses For Summer Session Term Runs from June 3 to July 12 and July 15 to August 9 Special war courses with University credit will be offered in the summer session this year. Many of these are regular courses which will remain unchanged in name although they will be so modified as to include information concerning our present national situation. This is especially true of the courses especially designed for our area. We Relief and Home Service, Military Science, Origin of the Great, and Present-day Latin America. It is also expected that non-credit courses in home economics will be offered to help in understanding the techniques to prepare workers to meet that situation. The first term of summer session will begin June 4 and close July 12. The second term will begin July 15 and close August 9. "Students desiring to shorten the normal four years of a college career and so enter sooner into their professional or business lift, should feel that the summer session is not a school separate and distinct from the regular 9-months course, but rather a continuation of it," said Dean F. J. Kelly, of the School of Education, this morning. "We are overseeing it to utilize the three summer months which they usually spend in pleasure and affords them a chance to prepare themselves sooner for work in which the nation needs them." Always a selection of at least three kinds of ice cream—the ideal dessert—cooling, wholesome and delicious. Wiedemann's, 182. - Adv. Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits Drink McNish's Aerated Distilled water—the only all-purpose water. The same the year 'round. Phone 198, motor delivery will call—Adv. Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. LANDER THE JEWELER SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. VARSITY —Today and Thursday THE "NELL BRINKLE GIRL" OF THE SCREEN MAE MURRAY In a Very Novel Story "THE MORMON MAID" FRIDAY and SATURDAY JACK PICK FORD IN "HIS MAJESTY BUNKER BEANS" ALL THE SORORITIES AND FRATERNITIES WILL HAVE MOST OF THEIR MEMBERS THERE The snappiest "Midnight Frolic" ever given on Mount Oread is now being rehearsed for this very unusual dance. There is a cast of thirteen and a chorus of fifty-two— 99 99/100% girls! Haley's six-piece orchestra, featuring "Doc" Bevensee on the violin and "Baron" Corti on the saxophone, will play for the dancing. [A three course supper will be served during the Midnight Frolic. "Brick" will cater —and that means good food! [The course is 'Girl's Night Club'] The winners of the "Our Kansas Girls" Contest will be announced. The programs will contain sixteen pages of "dope" on the party, including the choruses of all the "Midnight Frolic" songs. The decorations will be unique, and the lighting system a delight. Some lucky couple will win ten dollars when the programs are given out during the Grand March. There will be other unusual "stunt" numbers, including the famous "Carnival Dance." "Very Good Eddie," originally scheduled at the Bowersock for that evening, has been off the road for a tour of the military cantonments; so there will be no conflicting attractions. Tickets are being sold by forty members of the promotion committee; or they may be purchased Friday at the check stand in Fraser Hall. Buy tickets early to avoid standing in line Friday night. Open to all K. U. THE THE JAYHAWKER BEAUTY BALL BEAUTY BALL 'IT'S THE BIGGEST PARTY OF THE YEAR'' ROBINSON GYMNASIUM-FRIDAY NIGHT OF THIS WEEK ADMISSION $2.50 THE COUPLE The Only Legitimate Question About Buying A Ticket Is How Soon To Buy It. A man in a suit and hat, holding a telephone, is speaking to someone on the deck of a boat. In the background, there are rows of boats on a river with buildings and bridges visible. Engraved on wood for A. B. Kirschbaum Co. LONGER LIFE FOR MEN'S CLOTHES SINCE 1912 FOR THE CITY SINCE NEGLECT, more often than wear, shortens the life of clothes . Treat a good suit considerately and see how it repays you in longer service . But first remember that care is wasted upon poor garments-that it can never supply the lack of all-wool fabrics and honest workmanship-qualityies which the Kirschbaum label absolutely guarantees $20 to $40 JOHNSON & CARL LAWRENCE, KANS. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. NUMBER 136 Mrs. Helen Ross Lantz Gives Opening Address To Theta Sigma Phi First National Convention Began With Business Session At 9 o'Clock UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, THURSDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 25, 1918. Kansan Gives Luncheor William Allen White and C. M Harger Are Principal Speakers for Today Members of the grand council who are here for the convention are Mrs. Lantz, president, and Miss Cassie Lawrence Bryan, grand treasurer, both of Seattle, Wash. Eight visiting chapter delegates were here for the opening meeting, and several others will arrive today and Friday morning. An address by Mrs. Helen Ross Lantz, grand president, and an address of welcome by Alice Bowlby, president of Epsilon chapter, opened the first session of the first national convention of Theta Sigma Phi in Myers Hall, at 9 o'clock this morning, and Mr. Daniel Jackson, Jackman of the School of Fine Arts, the business of the convention, including various reports, was taken up. At the luncheon given in honor of the delegates by the Kansan Board in the Kansan room at 12 o'clock, William Allen White and C. M. Harger, principal speakers of the day for the convention, were guests of honor. Black and white color scheme was used to decorate the forks at the luncheon. The program scheduled for the convention this afternoon includes a talk on "Writing the World's History" by Miss Helen Bennett at 1:45 o'clock, a discussion on "Women in Journalism" by Charles Dillon at 2:45 o'clock, and the all-University convolution in Robins gymnasium at 4 o'clock, at which William Allen White and Miss Helen Bennett will be the speakers. Charles Dillon Talks on After-War Literature For Theta Sigma Phi Short Story Driving Novel to Back Shelf Says Editor of Capper Publications M. Dillon says that the day of the short story has arrived and the novel is taking a back shelf. War has brought into special prominence the short story of the magazines and papers. "Don't describe me as a fat man, said Charles Dillon in an interview this morning, "I was described about eight years ago as a fat man by the Kansan when here at the same time he was born. In his third day lived down that reputation. want it distinctly understood that am not fat, and never was." Mr. Dillon is talking to the journalism classes this morning and this afternoon at 2:45 o'clock he talked before the Theta Sigma Phi convention at Myers Hall. Mr. Dillon spoke on "Women in Journalism," considering more particularly the future of literature after the war. He discussed literature from all standpoints including the book, the magazine and the newspaper. Tickets Now on Sale For Glee Club Gambol Tickets are on sale for the Glee Club Gambol which will be in Robinson Gymnasium May 3. Shofatil and his orchestra will furnish the music. Dancing will be from 9 until 1 o'clock. Prof. and Mrs. J. A. Farrell, and Prof. and Mrs. S. O. Rice will chaperone. Tickets may be obtained from any member of the Glee Club. Two Engineers To Service Two Engineers To Service Two students of the School of Engineering withdrew yesterday to enter the army. One also left to do farm work. V. Nelson, e18, withdrew and went to Wichita to enlist. He would have been called soon in the draft. Herbert E. Rose, e18, also withdrew. He expects to leave soon for Washington, to work in the Signal Department of the Bureau of Standards. Don't wait—do it now! Buy War- Savings Stamps! Crusty's Ghost Makes Hamlet of the Crab Only one man dares to sleep on the sleeping porch of the University Club and he is known to the club and community by the now famous name of Crusty. Not that he is anything like that, his fireside companions at the club say, but rather that he simply had to be called something and he liked this name and encouraged it. Every night at sharp 11:30 o'clock he gathers his long samite robes about him, enholds in white.—No 12 slippers—and slowly, solemnly stalks to rest. Crusty has stuck it alone all winter without sympathy but with frequent revenges. His long, gaunt, ghostly figure has shot slumber out of terrified men who lay awake and breathed hard to see him slide by their open doors. The Crab, now almost as deserving of fame as the original Crusty, got the worst scare not many nights ago. "Speak!--for Heaven's sake speak!" the Crab gasped like Hamlet or anybody else who ever saw anything like Crusty ready for the porch. 'Aw shut up and gimme a match!' growled Crusty. The War Here and Over There GERMANS HIT AT AMIENS GEMANS HIT AT AMIENS The Germans have gained about a mile and are now nearing Amiens. Hun artillery is preparing the way for an infantry attack in the Robecq and Merville sectors. An increase in the shipping program planned for the next few years has been decided on by the shipping board. A Dutch newspaper announces that the Dutch and German ministers have left Berlin and Amsterdam, respectively, on account of the war crisis. Air observers report that the mole at Zeebrugge was blown in two by the British cruisers which raided that port yesterday. John D. Ryan, a prominent copper magnate, railroad man and financier has been named by Secretary Baker as head of the government aircraft board. Mr. Ryan takes the place of Howard Coffin. Dr. Herman Rosemeir, former editor of the Berlin Post, predicts a social revolution in Germany. Germany's losses in the war are estimated at 4,225,000 men, of whom 2,500,000 are dead. She still has 4, 805,000 men available. An Oklahoma Congressman has asked the government to pay farmers $300,000,000 profits claimed to have been lost through the regulation of wheat prices. 1918 Graduating Class Is Smaller Than Usual School of Medicine Alone Keeps Up Numbers in Spite of War Conditions Applications for degrees have already been filed by nearly all seniors eligible for degrees, but Registrar George O. Foster, usher students who may be eligible to come to his office at once to check over their grades and make application for a degree if the records show one is due. Germans are now using dye in their gas shells to stain their shell craters and thus warn Germans to keep clear of them as they advance. The gas hangs in craters for hours after the shell has exploded. The number of graduates from the University of Kansas this year, particularly in the College, the School of Engineering, and the School of Law, will be much smaller than usual, due to the abnormal conditions. The number of medical students to be graduated this year is about the same as that recently enlisted in the enrollment, the class next year probably will show an increase. The number of degrees applied for this year in the College is 175, while last year about 230 degrees were granted. Twenty-nine applications for degrees have been made from the School of Engineering, ten from the School of Medicine, and twenty-two from the School of Law. Senior Class Presents Student Play, "50-50," Before Crowded House Student Life on Mount Oread is Vividly Portrayed; Acting Is Excellent Local Hits Bring Laughs Interest Sustained to Final Bon fire and Singing of Crimson and Blue "Fifty-Fifty" was greeted by the University Wednesday night as a clever comedy typical of college life and lively in its humor and presentation. The audience, which entirely filled the theater, was kept laughing throughout the whole play. All of the actors played their parts with a pleasing manner and won high commendations from their hearers. The play was a creditible addition to the honors of its author, Harold Lyttle. The plot was clever, and its incidents were laughable commentaries on University affairs. Its local nature was much appreciated, and spice was given the production by jokes on K. U. personages. Craig Kennedy as Dick Manning gave an excellent interpretation characteristic of the way he has acted in previous dramatic productions. He brought out the comedy well in the part of the student who pawned his clothes to pay a note-of $50 contracted by his attentions to Helen Gray, the pretty college co-ed who later aided materially in turning Dad's irc. Emma Mae Rummel, playing opposite Kennedy, in the part of Helen Gray gave a pleasing characteristic of the co-eed with whom Dick was in love and who was the cause of his financial difficulties. Miss Rummel sustained her part perfectly throughout. Lewis Hull as Tom Winters, a student chum of Dick Manning, and Helen Clark as Mary Manning, the high school sister of Dick, made a great team in the parts of kidish lovers. A third team that made a great hit with the audience was Ed White and Florence Harding, the parts taken by Horace Chandler and Marie Buchanan. Jessie Lea Messick played the part of Dick's kind mother to perfection and his father was well portrayed by Ed*Patton, as an important-acting and somewhat grouchy man. Blake, the mild villain, was well shown as an offensive character by Harry Robinson. The play had a most effective ending with a rally bonfire and the singing of the "Crimson and the Blue" by men students of the University. Willis Beltz as the Cockney Tommy, Jenks, serving as a chauffeur to the Mannings and finally roped in by the designing maid, Rosie, kept the audience in a rear of laughter. Rosie was played by Charlotte Kreeck, who proved to be a clever comedienne in overcoming Jenks dislike for women. The negro farcical part of Riddles was comically brought out by Don Davis with his antics and dialect. Eva Hangen as Mrs. Flannagan, the Irish housekeeper, was always good for a laugh with her pugilistic method of protecting her daughter and taking spite on the students. In addition he played on the stage. Play, Howard Morgan made a very clever Hebrew Pawnbroker in the part of Abe Wolfstein and gained many laughs by his acting. Much credit for the successful production belongs to Prof. Arthur MacMurray for his work in coaching the cast. The selections by the University Orchestra were much appreciated by the audience. Punishment is Sought To Fit the Offender Send the Daily Kansan to some friend "ow-r there." In a heroic effort to beautify their part of the campus a class in civil engineering procured shovels, pickaxes, hoes, wheelbarrows, and all other available weapons and set to work digging up the hard-worn and down-trodden path across their front yard. After some forty of them, working on the area about four yards square, had succeeded in making the one time path look like a flower bed they posted a paddle with the conspicuous instructions, "Keep off or else—" According to a verified report from Dean Shaad, who watched the above-mentioned area for half a day following the performance, not a student violated the newly enforced ruling, but each of the three women who enhanced to visit the Engineering Building that day mercilessly cut across. The "civils" are now busy planning some means of enforcing the ordinance when women are in question. Glee Club Management Announces Personnel For Camp Funston Trip Club Chaperoned by Mrs. Downing Will Make Trip on May 3,4 May 3-4 WELCOME, THETA SIGMA PHI since the large expenses of the trip make it impossible for the entire Women's Glee Club to go to Camp Funston May 3 and 4, a list of those who will make the trip has been made. Attendance at rehearsals and voices were considered in making the list. If more money can be obtained, the list may be updated. The list is subject to further change by the committee on eligibility. The following accompanists and members of the club, chaperoned by Mrs. W. B. Downing, will go to Funston; Prof. W. B. Downing, director. Prof. W. B. Dalton, accompanist. Ednah Hopkins, first violin. Katherine, Barber, first violin. Laura Jackman, second violin. Marie Nusz, second violin. First soprano: Marie Buchanan, manager; Jessie Buck, Lorinda Mason, Helen Naismith, Gladys Nelson, Myra Summers, Vesta Talbert, Dorothy Tucker, Helen Weed, Wharton, Ethel Yorkoff. The University has the honor today of having for its guests delegates to the first national convention of Theta Sigma Phi. This is a significant honor at a time when the nation is at war and calling for its men to take up the burdens of the trenches. More and more, as the war goes on, America will be called upon to look to its women to fill the places left vacant by men who have gone to war. Second epopranos: Marguerite Adams, Olive Barry, Dorothy Derge, Hinda Etheredge, Charlotte Carnie, Thelma Etheridge, Charlotte Sallue, Jane Waters, Frank Kay. First Altos! Joan Gorman, Florence Harkerkard, Thelma Hines, Opal Holmes, Helen Jenks, Minnie Moody, Edna Marrs, Clara Scheuer, Eileen Have you been tagged today? Members of the Cercle Ferreau are selling tags which read, "I have helped a French orphan." Second Altoz: Alfrieda Bisecal, Gertude Ferg, Eva Hangen, Beatrice Klein, Helen Peffer, Lucille Phiney, Bernice White, Helen Rutledge Tag Day Will Enable Cercle to Adopt Orphan "It is the French Circle, not the French department, as was previously reported, who are adopting a French orphan," said one of the club members today. "We have been very successful in our tag sale so far and will continue the sale tomorrow if we have any tags left." she said. All members of the Women's Glee Club will meet at the Masonic Temple tonight at 7 o'clock for a concert Women's Glee Club William Allen White Talks About War, Politics, and Cub Reporters Editor of Emporia Gazette Claims He Knows Less About Political Situation in Kansas Than Any Other Two Men in State Those who are here as guests today are representatives of an organization of women who are preparing themselves to assume responsibility in one phase of American life. They are preparing to take up the work of what Edmund Burke called the Fourth Estate, and the most important of them all. The University feels it an honor to be the host to the delegates of such an organization, and is proud to extend a hearty welcome to Theta Sigma Phi in this its first national convention. Senator Blackburn Didn't Smile On Bill As A Cub "French Canteens Are Run by Women Above Draft Age That is They Are Past the Flirtation Age," Saye Kengue Editors THE BOOK OF CHILDREN MUSICAL NOTE! Plain Tales From The Hijl "No, the French have no Red Cross as the Americans to handle most of the war activities. In its place, the French have 600 different activities, each with a president, secretary, and treasurer. There is little compensation but the Gallic race enjoys the honor of holding these positions of responsibility and they obtain the same results that the Americans do." The University orchestra played between acts last night at the senior production. "No, I don't know a thing about the political situation in Kansas. I know less than any other two men in the state." ROUGH NAVIGATION William Allen White, noted writer of the Emporia Gazette, was giving a kansasan reporter his views of political Kansas. He arrived at the University early this morning to be one of the principal speakers at the first national convention of Theta Sigma Phi, honorary journeymen who gave things he did when he arrived at the University to see Jim, the Janitor in Fraser Hall, and ask him for the keys to the Chancellor's office. He left his hand bag there. A poor Ford pilot writes in a communication calling attention to the poor navigation paths on the campus for autos as well as his Ford. A student has suggested that perhaps the roadways are a bit rough where the sidewalks conflict but if it were not for the sidewalk interference, the campus would be more of a speedway than it now is. Perhaps, also, if the drivers of the many makes of cars would observe the parking and traffic rules which the University Senate passed many months ago this school year, betterroadbed would be supplied the traveling motorists, quoths another stude. To break the monotony of these spring-like days, the door at the entrance to Spooner Library has consented to squeak for the remainder of this week. It is a well-timed squeak, melodious, and prolonged. The trouble is that it is wearing out its welcome and the few students who remain to study are hoping that it will play no return engagement. One K. U. soldier writes that the soldiers in the national army camps are disappointed unless they get a letter every day. If each soldier in all of the sixteen national army camps got a letter daily, then it would cost $20,610 worth of postage to send the necessary letters. There were 687,000 men sent to the camps in the first draft. But it is a necessary expense and it is helping to win the war quicker. First Stude: I feel like 30 cents. Second one: You mean 32 cents- two cents for war tax. Visiting Theta Sigma Phi on Lawrence street car: I want off at 11th and 12th and Tennessee streets. Conductor: I am sorry but I can't let you off at both streets. Visiting T. S. P.: Well I want onh in the 1200 block on the southwest corner. She got off. "Well," said a particularly bright freshman on reading last night's paper, "I see the Germans are resuming their dyeing industry." From some experiences about the campus, students would conclude that some K. U. students are not much in advance of the ordinary citizen in the understanding of the English language. One ordinary cit. went to the desk in Spooner Library recently and asked an assistant what magazines they had in the library containing anecdotes. The vocabulary was too extended for him; he looked at the o. c. dazed for a minute and said dubiously, "You don' mean jokes, do you?" It is calculated that if Congress increases the minimum price of wheat to $3.00 it will add two cents to the cost of a loaf of bread, and increase the nation's bread bill by a billion dollars. "The British have the Red Cross the same as the American. The ability to organize comes from the British. The American is an organizing brute." "The canteens run by the Y. M. C. A. in France sell things at cost to the soldiers. They are sold cheaply. Buttons, pins, chewing gum, tooth brushes, and soft drinks are sold. They are run by women above draft age—that is they are past the flirtation age." When the reporter apologized for the poor effort he had made to get a judge in the law, Mr. White told of his experience with the court on the old Journal-World in Lawrence. "Er—I—I'm a reporter for the World, I said." "Senator Blackburn, of Kentucky, came to Lawrence to inspect the Haskell Indian School, and my fraternity brothers thought it would be nice for me to get an interview with him and invite him to the house to dinner. I got a chance to see Senator Blackburn as he was going into one of the University buildings. He was a man of huge build and I was a bit "frightened." "I won't talk to a reporter." "But, won't you talk to your fraternity brother?" "Don't you remember the Phi Delt fraternity?" "Oh, h-1 yes", he said, and walked on into the building." Be Constructive, Is Advice Support Movements for Community Says W. A. White "Support things that need to be done," said William Allen White today in an informal talk before the journalism class in interpretation of the News. "When you see a thing that should be done, back it up even though the rival contemporary paper has started it. And then always be a good loser. Never write destructive criticism in the editorial column. Be constructive in your policies." In speaking of politics and editorial writing Mr. White said: "There is just one time every two years to monkey with state politics and that is during the months of September and October just before election. A healthy minority election is enough time to give in backing your candidates." Mr. White spoke also to the classes in History of American Journalism and Editorial Practice at 11 o'clock recalling experiences of his own in breaking into the newspaper game. University Band to Give Annual Concert May 21 The last big concert of the year will be held in Fraser chapel at 8:15 PM 21 by the University Band. The program will include a solo by H. L. Butler, and a trombone solo by Jay E. Hargett, "Sheridan's Ride," a descriptive number, march song, "K. U. B. band," dedicated to the K. U. band, two overtures "Phedre" and "Ill Guarany," and other numbers. This is the eleventh annual spring concert. --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 25,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF GEO. A, Montgomery ... Editor-in-Chief JAMES E. Hardacre ... Assistant News Helen Puffer ... Society News Harlene W. Platt ... Planning Morgan, Morgan ... War News Heditor BUSINESS STAFF GREENBANK Fred Rigby Business Manager Wayne Wilson Assistant NEWS STAFF Alice Bowley Harry Morgan Donald Dayne Charles J. Slawson Perdinand Gottlieb Mary Smith Hagen Hungen Floyd Hockenhull Louther Kline Floyd Hockenhull Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail matter September 17, 1910, at the post office at Lawrence, Kanaas, under the act of March 3, 1879. Published in the afternoon, five times a week, in the New York Times and in Kaisaak, from the press of the Dept. of Labor. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K. U. 25 and 65. The Daily Kansan aims to picture the undergraduate life of a further than merely printing the news, but also by providing vicesy holds; to play no favorizer; to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charitable; to be courageous; to be bold and to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university; to judge the students of the University. THURSDAY, APRIL 25, 1918. PATRIOTISM AT A PENNY Despite the fact that soldiers at the different training camps are continually asking for good reading matter, many people are still throwing or burning their old magazines. The students at one house, however, have adopted a different policy, and have appointed a committee from their number to gather up, every two weeks, the magazines that have been read and mail them to the soldiers. This means that about a dozen magazine, practically new, are sent to the training camps every month. The cost, one cent for each magazine, is insignificant. If all the fraternities and rooming houses in Lawrence would adopt such a ruling, it would mean hundreds of magazines sent to Funston or some other camp each month. Here is a fine opportunity to render a patriotic service at a minimum of expense. GERMANY'S AIMS IN THE WAR The recent German drive on the western front, if it does nothing more, should remind the United States that there is still a possibility, a very grave possibility, that Germany may yet come off victorious in this war if America does not speed her preparations and get an army into the trenches to aid the Allies. France is far spent, and the burden of war is bearing heavily on England. If it will spur her to greater effort and activity in her preparations, let America remember that she must be the deciding factor. But along with this—even before it—let America remember the aims of Germany in this war. Let her remember that Germany in those fateful days in July and August 1914 could have prevented the war if she had cared to use her influence to temper the demands made by her ally, Austria, on Serbia. But Germany refused, even when asked, to do this. There can be but one reason for this refusal—Germany wanted war. And there can be but one reason why Germany wanted war—her desire for conquest. Despite her hypocritical protests to the contrary, conquest has been the aim of Germany all along. Following the Franco-Prussian War in 1871, Germany annexed the provinces of Alsace and Lorraine, and levied on France a war indemnity of a billion dollars. Many times since, German leaders have expressed regret that more than a billion was not demanded. That indemnity made Germany what she is today. With it she built up the most powerful military machine the world has ever known, and developed an industrial system, under government supervision, that has placed German goods in every market of the world. On the other hand that indemnity so weakened France that she was unable to keep pace with her neighbors in preparing for the present conflict. Today Germany knows—since 1871 she has known—that for her, wars have been good and profitable. German victories have afforded the opportunity for Germany to strengthen herself and weaken her enemies by dispossessing the conquered peoples. And that is the purpose of Germany in this war. With her sixty-six million inhabitants she is overcrowded and needs room for expansion. Her program of colonization, begun less than forty years ago, was started late too late to secure colonies adequate and desirable for the expansion of her empire. All land available for colonization is now in possession of other countries, and if she is to expand she must take the land necessary for expansion from some people now possessing it. This is her aim in the present war. It is now only a matter of time until she will have extended her influence and in part her domain to all of European Russia, and possibly to parts of Siberia as well. Russia, unless rescued by the valor of Allied arm, must become a vassal of Germany. And the fate of Russia must be the fate of all nations which accept terms of a victorious Germany. "My better nature makes me want to write books," admits William Allen White. "It is my inherent baser nature that keeps me running a news-aper." BRITISH VIEW OF THE DRIVE British VIEW OF THE DRIVE Extract from a letter received by the E. M. Fulton Jr. of British prison who entered the war in August, 1914. Now home recovering from wounds - Dated from England, March 27, 1918. Well, you know of what has happened since last Thursday. These are trying days, but I believe we shall see brighter ones before very long. I am wondering what the effect will be on your side. Of course the Booche had no alternative but to strike as early as possible this year for another drive, knowing how the Allied front could be reinforced by your men during the year. He has struck with tremendous force but the line is not broken. I was reminding myself only today of when we left the first Somme battle in July, 1916. It was just before dawn. The Germans had been pushed back over a distant ridge and their flares were going in the distance as though the dawn wasn't enough. We filed over the hillside and down into the valley where the summer morning mist lay among the trees in the wood. It was strange to see the old trenches we knew by heart,—Old Royal, King's Avenue, the Tambour, Tanggiler and Maroc—all deserted and half in ruins, past the cemeteries to the village—and then the smell of wet fields, clover and morning mist. The stench of blood and flesh and explosives made me love to get back into the unbroken country, and to see natural sights and friendly faces once again. I thought it would all be kept in peace after that—at least in our generation. And now the Huns are back again. Still the line is unbroken, and the weight of this drive should be spent soon, if casualties are of much account. The Kaiser seems to have done without his pagan gods—have you noticed, by the way?—ceased his Siegfried and Thor cry and gone back to the Lord again. This is all rambling, so I won't keep it up. The exasperating thing is to think of the Bolshevik and his ways of getting liberty and progress, by putting the whole cause in the fire like this, providing the Boche with good British guns—so hardly spared—to pound our men with. And the cause we are fighting for, too! Well, I hope it will all help your people to realize that time is not indefinitely on our side. Of course you Americans are doing wonders, and we all realize and appreciate it, but time is a vital matter for our cause. I don't think one was ever brought before now to see what a tremendous cause it is, and the absolute necessity of beating the Huns if life is to be endurable in Europe—or anywhere else for that matter—in the future. CAMPUS OPINION All communications to this column must be signed by the writer. You should less the author so states, but the editor must know who is writing the article and who wrote the writer's sincerity. Communications are welcome. Editor Kansan. That favoritism is one of the chief reasons why Kansas teams never win championships is a reason always given out by K. U. students when they return to their homes in the summer. The situation is the same this year as heretofore. The scarcity of material this year has caused no more discretion to be used in selection of this year's teams. Freshman baseball candidates allege that the first year baseball squad was practically chosen the first night if practice and that the unfortunate candidates were never given a chance to show their wares. One man said: "I am not much of a ball player, but that coach will never know it." He added: "You have to play players. If favoritism is going to be the predominating feature of baseball in K, U, it had better be dropped from the University's list of sports. A Baseball Fan. WOMEN AND THE WAR Many women's colleges, notably Vassar, are compiling lists of their students who are in war work abroad and at home, similar to the roll of names kept by men's colleges. The French Red Cross has approved the sending abroad of properly organized relief units of college women, according to a cablegram received recently by the American Red Cross. Some colleges are supporting a social worker in France, usually a graduate member of the college. Almost every group of under-graduate college girls, besides the alumnae groups, is supporting French and Belgian orphans. Two women's colleges—Smith and Wellesley—have organized relief units of college men for work abroad. MENTAL LAPSES The Food Administration courses, which were adopted during the second semester in all colleges where such courses were not already in the curriculum, are expected to have a great influence on the work of college girls during the summer. Miss Ida M. Tarbell, head of the Food Administration Department of the Women's Committee of the Council of Defense states that through these emergency courses hundreds of young women in all parts of the United States are gaining knowledge of the food situation and the ways in which the government is trying to meet it. “But, my dear,” said his wife, after he had complained about the food the new cook had brought in, “you know during these terrible times it is absolutely necessary that we make great sacrifices.” THE MAID'S SACRIFICE Sound travels at the rate of 400 yards a second, but there are exceptions to the rule: Scandal—1000 yards a second. Flattery—500 yards. Truth—2½ yards. An alarm clock—barely 1 foot.—Ladies Home Journal. Oh, of course, but what I object to is that cook's making hers in the form of a burnt offering."-Star. The One Who Depends on Alarm Clocks—"I'm afraid the dean will fire me. I've missed chapel three days running." The One Who Has Given Up Hope— "Oh, well if you missed it running, that shows your good will, anyhow." Duralee. -Purple Cow. Our idea of an optimist—The lad who, reaching the station in time to see the rapidly disappearing taillights of the "last train," with the next train due at 4 a. m., loks up at the moon, shoves his hands in his pockets, between puffs, "Onw if I only had my Chemistry here!" —Record CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Low Found Help Wanted Stintion Wanted Classified Advertising Rates Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansan Business Office Minimum charge, one insertion. 25c. Up to fifteen words, two insertions. 30c. Up to fifteen to twenty-five words, one insertion; 35c; three insertions, five words; 40c; four insertions, five words up, one cent a word, first insertion, one-half cent a word, additional insertion. Classified card rates given upon application. set silver ring. Return to Acomas. 940 Indiana. Reward. 135-2-201. LOST—One cameo and one tourquois FOR SALE—Law library of the late S. H. Jones, Sedan, Kansas. For information and complete list of books inquired of Miss Mary Alice Jones, sedar, Kans. 136-3.*20* DIL. OR-LUF—Eye, Ear, Nose, and nose. gives glass work warrantes. Dick Building. PROFESSIONAL LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. LAWRENCE OPTICAL CO. Lakewood, WI. (800) 254-7691. Eyes examined; glasses furnished. Examiner not required. DR. H. REDING—F. A. U. Building. DR. H. REDING—F. A. U. Building. Hours. 8 to 5. Phone 513. OB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mass. St. Phone 228. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecology, P. A. U. Hgl. residence and hospital, 1934 Ohio St. Both phones, 25. KEELEIER BOOK STORE — Quiz books and art materials, drawing supplies. Pictures and picture framing. Agency diamond Typewriters 923 Mass. Street. When in Kansas City Stop at the Hostelry of "Good Service" - HOTEL SAVOY THE PUBLIC HEALTH CENTER OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 9th & Central Sts. 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D9 TOMORROW NIGHT THE JAYHAWKER BEAUTY BALL Haley's Six Pieces Midnight Frolic Three Course Supper Original Decorations Snappy Programs Big Carnival Dance Announcement of "Beauty Contest" Winners ADMISSION $2.50 THE COUPLE WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business Do You Want To Rent A Room or A House for the Summer? A Kansan Classified Ad Will Find You a Renter Telephone K. U. 66 Hatch One Button Union Suits A man in a tight-fitting suit. $1.25 $1.50 $1.75 Simple, Practical. Why button Nine Unnecessary Buttons? In Knit Suits, Short Sleeves and Ankle or three-quarters Length. In Athletic Style Knee or Three- Quarter Length. SKOFSTAD 829 Mass. St. FISCHER'S SHOES ARE GOOD SHOES 3 An Oxford of Character Newest "Custom" Toe THE latest development in men's dressy shoe styles is the "Custom" last.. It gets away from the low, narrow toe lines that were not altogether suited for some men—'tis just a bit fuller and higher, allowing more toe room, and has a comfortable, broad tread heel. Altogether it is a distinctively high-toned model for careful dressed men—and the price, very reasonable— $7 pair Comes in Mahogany Brown OTTO FISCHER —Pay a little more—'tis wise economy— APRIL 25,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Jayhawker Beauty Ball In Honor Of Beauties Comes Tomorrow Night Haley's Six Piece Orchestra Will Play—Dance 'Till 2 a. m. Midnight Frolic Is Feature Will Be Given On First Floor During Three-Course Supper The first annual Jayhawker Beauty Ball, given in honor of the winners of the "Our Kansas Girl" Contest of the 1918 Jayhawker, will begin promptly at 8:30 o'clock tomorrow night, when Haley's Orchestra of Kansas City strikes up the Grand March. The march will be led by Mr. Harry Morton, then Miss Marion Joseph. During it, the programs will be given and, some lucky couple will receive programs containing two five dollars bills. There will be sixteen dance numbers on the program, and dancing will continue until two o'clock. Haley's six-piece orchestra, with Haley himself at the piano and "Doc" Vevenseen on the violin and "Baron" Corti on the saxophone as the featured soloists, will play for the dancing. Promptly at midnight, the guests will be ushered downstairs, where a three-course supper will be served at long banquet tables. The tables will be arranged in the form of a hollow square; and on the dance floor in the middle, during the supper, the midnight frolic, "Not A Word!" will be held. The student orchestra, chorus of fifty-two University women, are featured in the frolic, "Chuck" Shofalt's student orchestra of six pieces will play. Dancing will begin again at one o'clock, and continue until two. The program will close with a carnival dance, during which 2,000 rolls of serpentine and fifty pounds of confetti will be used by the guests. The decorations for the party will be in pink and green, and by the use of a novel lighting system, the management hopes to get some unusual effects. The programs are original, and contain sixteen pages of information about the party. The choruses of all the folic songs are printed in the programs, and the guests are expected to sing. By the Way Mrs. Eustace Brown will chapenor. Many members of the faculty have been invited; and the affair will probably be largely attended. It is the last big All-University Party of the season, and, according to the advertising, "the biggest party of the year." Mrs. Stansbury Thompson and two daughters of Denver, Col., arrived this morning to visit Mrs. E. D. Thompany and Agnes Johnson, Alumni Secretary. Lucile Elmore, who was a student in the University last year, will spend the week-end at the Chi Omega house. Miss Elmore will dance in the midnight frolic at the Beauty Ball. Sigma Nu will give a dance Friday May 3. Sigma Alpha Epsilon will give a rushing dance Saturday, April 27 at the chapter house. Entertain Convention Delegates Delegates to the first national convention of Theta Sigma Ppi are being entertained at the various sorority houses. Those who arrived for the opening session this morning are: Miss Marguerite Clayton of the University of Missouri, Gamma Phi Beta house, Miss Fannie Inez Bell of the University of Oklahoma, Omega house, Philey of Omega house, Montana, Sigma Kappa house, Miss Velma Carson of K. S. A. C., Alemania house, Miss Katheryn Page Whiteside and Miss George Amindsen of the University of Wisconsin, Pi Betaphi house, Miss Ruth Pride and Miss Josephine Wylie of Iowa State College, Alpha Delta Pi house. Mrs. Helen Ross Lantz, grand president of Theta Sigma Phi, and Miss Cassie Lawrence Bryan, grand treasurer, of Seattle, Wash., are guests at the Kappa Kappa Gamma house. To Sing For Scottish Rite The K. U. Women's Glee Club will sing tonight at the Masonic Temple for the Scottish Rite Reunion, which has been in session this week. The club's famous jazz orchestra will play and the entire club will sing several numbers. Ross Shepard, e20, Chapman, and Everett D. Kiefer, c20, of Lawrence, have quit school in order to enter the service. Mr. and Mrs. Roy E. Thompson of Paola visited friends here Monday and Tuesday. They are on their way to Helena, Mont., where they expect to locate permanently. Mr. Thompson attended the University in 1914 and 1915. Many Foreign Students Enrolled in Medicine Japanese, Hawaiians and South Americans and Filipinos in Student Body Among the students in the University is Benjamin Taun Hyen Yap of Honolulu, Hawaii, who is a sophomore pre-medic in the college. Mr. Yap expects to enter the College of Physicians and Surgeons in New York after he has finished his course here. After finishing such a course, it is his desire to go back to Hawaii and practice among his people. Emily Holzscheiter of Deittighoffen, Baden, Germany, came to this country five years ago and is now enrolled as a special student in the college, studying the languages. She has spent two years in France as a tutor in her family. She expects, after mishaps in her work, to become a teacher in American schools. "The weather is too changeable here," said Mr. Yap. "For the last three years the weather of the islands has averaged seventy-two degrees, a monument registeres as how as fifty degrees or above ninety degrees. Simon Blanco of Meycanayan, Bulacan, P. I., a special student in pharmacy, has been in the United States for the last two years. He has been involved in college and work years. Mr. Blanco expects to add in war work by analyzing foodstuffs. Other foreigners enrolled in the University are: Irine Edrahn Jamias, c'21, Sarrat, P. I; Pedro Sevilla of Dani, Honduras, Central America; Edwin Watterson Richards, an Indian, c'21, of Bishop Cali; Frances LaMere, c'21, of Eugene School of Fine Arts of Winnebago, Nebraska; Edmund K. Walter, m'20, of Allenstein, Germany; and Charles Otto Schoir, m'21, of Paris. ANNOUNCEMENT Mrs. F. L. M Looma has opened an exclusive kodak finishing studio in the Jackson Building, Room 3, 922 Massachusetts Street. Kodak films develop underwater printing. Eustman films for sale, always fresh. Phones 210-Adv. Plymouth—a K.U. tradition.-Adv. LANDER "I'm gonna cut me'ight o'clock." he grunted comfortably and rolled over. THE JEWELER Some one shook him roughly. "Get up." someone cried. "Hey," he said, real mad, "I'm gonna sleep this hour." Some one kept on shaking him, rougher and rougher. He got wide awake and ready to swing on someone. Them be sain somoneh id h soudui- larmes Them be sain somoneh id h soudui- larmes Candy being composed principally of sugar, chocolate and nuts, is very high in food value. The Food Administration realizes this, and does not ask people to stop eating candy. Instead it simply requests a wise selection of the kinds of candies eaten, buying only those that contain the least sugar such as dipped nut meats, yogurt or ice cream. We make "Hoover-approved" candies—ask for them—Wiedemann's—Adv. Plymouth—a K.U. tradition.—Adv. Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. No amount is too small to LEND TO YOUR COUNTRY. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Homestitching and Picoting—10c yd. Remedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. Plymouth—a K.U. tradition.—Adv CARTER'S FOR PROMPT TAXI 455 SERVICE CALL 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter JESS THORNTON SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass Aotel Mueblebach BALMORE AVENUE AND TOWER STREET Kansas City, Mo. A. G. ALRICH 500 New Fireproof Rooms Rate from $200 Under the Personal Direction S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Reschl 736 Mass. St. The Reliable Jeweler THE charm of a dainty neck is always enhanced by the graceful beauty of a lavaliier! It alone is supreme in its splendor of adornment. Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement The Lavalier—Always Expressive of Beauty! SOL MARKS THE GIFT SHOP A. Marks & Son The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence 735 Mass. St. The Original Marks Jewelry Store $1.50 to $150.00 We are showing quite a number of lavaliers, set with diamonds, camoes and pearls—priced from D₁ Pᵢ SUGGESTIONS Books, pictures, stationery are useful items for yourself, or as presents to your friends. See our display in South window. Come in and make your selections. WOLF'S BOOK STORE 817 Mass. St. Plymouth—a K.U. tradition—Adv. Drink McNish's Aerated Distilled water—the only all-purpose water. The same the year 'round. Phone 198, motor delivery will call.—Adv. The next big one is the Glee Club Gambol. May 3, Robinson Gym, $1 a couple.—Adv. Plymouth—a K.U. tradition.—Adv. Plymouth—a K.U. tradition.—Adv. Send the Daily Kansan home. THOUGHTS Thousands of teachers needed to fill vacancies in Central and Western states for next year. Register now. ONLY 4 PER CENT COMMISSION. Write for blanks today. The Heuer Teachers' Agency, 408-409 C. R. Sav. Birk Aldg., Cedar Rapids, Iowa. TEACHERS WANTED Always a selection of at least three kinds of ice cream—the ideal dessert—cooling, wholesome and delicious. Wiedemann's, 182. —Adv. Laugh At High Clothing Prices! CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. $7,000 worth of fresh spring merchandise supplementing a staple stock of $8,000 makes this sale the greatest price slaughter of clothing, shoes and furnishings ever held in Lawrence! ATTEND THIS SALE—SAVE! JACKSON HALL "OFF TO WAR" SALE Everything must be sold so that when Registration No. 29 of Sam Galitzky, proprietor of this store, is called—his business connections will be absolutely free! The law of necessity governs this sale—We must sell and sell quickly. O Read the prices then make a "B" Line Down to this Sale—It Means Money Saved! Muslin nightshirts ... 89c $20 suits, now ... $14.95 $2.50 shirts, now ... $1.69 $5 shoes, now ... $3.69 $85 athletic Union Suits, now 48c $6 Raincoats, now ... $3.95 $6 shoes, now ... $4.48 $28 suits, now ... $1.35 75c silk hose, now ... 47e KEDS for tennis 79c, 93c, $1.13 BLACK SILK HOSE Pure silk, thin but 29c durable... KHAKI TROUSERS Just the thing for hiking $1.25 —Some value at... IDEAL CLOTHING CO. SAM GALITZKY, Prop. 845 MASS. ST. Attend the Summer Session! As— UNCLE SAM Needs Every Young Man This Summer In One of These Three Capacities— As— A Soldier A Farmer or A Student! © H. F. WHY does he need students you ask? The reason is an important one. Our government is encouraging young men below the draft age to complete their college training. In other words, the government is depending on the college man to be an important factor in the work of reconstruction that will exist when the war is over. Young men below the draft age should not waste a day in acquiring their college education. Simply because the regular University session is out June 1st, don't waste three months of the summer! Your government needs you as soon as you can get through—enroll in the K. U. SUMMER SESSION and "speed-up" your college career! Ten hours credit can be acquired through ten weeks course. TWO SEPARATE TERMS Enroll in Either or Both! First Session ... June 4 to July 12 Second Session ... July 13 to Aug. 9 For further information see or address Director of Summer Session, Room 119, Fraser Hall, Lawrence, Kansas. "The Summer Session Is Your Patriotic Opportunity to Save Time" --- UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 25,1918. University and Emporia Will Play Off 4-4 Tie On McCook Next Week Advantage to Be Taken of Lull In Missouri Valley Schedules K. U. Squad in Good Form Nine Games to Be Played in May, the Last Three-With Missouri Here Coach Bond's Jayhawk nine will probably meet its next foe on McCook field next week in the Emporia Normal team, as both the Kansas coach and Bill Hargiss of the Emporians are anxious to settle the dispute over superiority caused by the 4-4 tie game played on the Emporia diamond last week. The team will off-season week for the Jayhawkers, as no Missouri Valley games are scheduled, and the Emporia game will probably be the only contest. The Kansas nine has not suited up since the second Ames game Tuesday, because of the rainy weather, but almost every member of the squad is in good condition. A few days of warm weather will give the pitchers a chance to get their arms in shape and be ready for the gameporia and the Valley games beginning May 8 with Missouri at Columbia. As the last game with Ames was cancelled, there are nine Valley games remaining on the schedule besides the last event. The Valley games are as follows: May 8, 9 and 10—Missouri at Columbia. May 16, 17 and 18—Ames at Ames. May 23, 24 and 25—Missouri at Lafayette. SPORT BEAMS According to a baseball story printed in the Iowa State Student just before the Ames team left for Lawrence, the Aggies didn't have much early season dope on the strength of the Jayhawker nine except that they were nearly all veterans. Well, they only missed it by eight, at that. The track team representing the University of Oklahoma defeated the University of Texas speedsters last Saturday for the first time in nine years. The score was 74-35. The Ohio State University baseball team opened the season at Columbus Saturday by defeating the Ohio Wesleyan team by a 9-3 score. Track man in Fairmount college are working hard in preparation for the coming season. Their first dual meet will be with Southwestern at Winfield April 26. The University of Illinois has introduced a plan among Big Ten schools whereby 300 from each school compete at their respective school in a big track meet, consisting of the high and broad jumps, bomb throw and hundred yards dash. The results of the meets at the different schools are reported to each of the others, the averages taken and the winners determined. Anyone who has never competed in interscholastic athletics is eligible. Here Are the People Who Judge the Poems Who are they—these judges of poetry that seems to be a persistent question that the Editors of the Poem Press Content feel like answering today. Willard Wattles, professor and poet, department of English; Helen Rhoa Hoopes, same, Harry W. Humble, not a prof. of lit. but of law, and not a poet. He is the appreciative one. He may live through the contest and may not. His appreciation comes from his dignity him every night when he gets hold of the Kansan. He dreams about 'em nights. He is wholly human. He has a liberal sense of humor. But he has limits of endurance. The regulars in the board are bearing up well, considering. Mr. Watties has inquired when the poetry was to begin. Miss Hoopes has demanded a yard stick to measure the length of the hammers and tongs right by warm anvils. Both have a bright look in the eye that bodies something. But Professor Humble will be salvation for all who need it. If he survives, he'll do well by the winner. He says he will. Plymouth—a K.U. tradition.—Adv. To Train Men Under Draft at Plattsburg Course in Modern Warfare To Be Given at New York Camp Opportunity for younger men in the University to obtain military training is afforded by the Junior Plattsburg military training camp which is held during the summer months. A course in modern warfare is of fered along with the regular work of the camp. This takes up the study of machine guns, bombs, trenches and artillery shells, and the flage, barbed wire entanglements and gas attacks and uses of gas masks. Applicants must not be more than 21 years old. The camp is on Lake Champlain and lasts sixty days, beginning June 29 and ending August 29. Catalogs of the camp's work and application blanks may be obtained from "The Junior Plattsburg, Inc." Plattsburg, N. Y. Swogger Goes Into Service Glenn Swoger, a graduate in the University and a student in the department of journalism last year, has joined the national army from Coffey County and will leave for Camp Funston April 27. Swoger was a graduate of Baker University. Since leaving, he has been on three country weeklies, the Waverly Gazette, the Harris Commercial and the Williamsburg Star. Money saved saves day and night for you. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Serve and save—buy War-Savings Stamps! Plymouth—a K.U. tradition.-Adv. Women of University Made 9698 Dressings In Ten Weeks Time Work is Under Auspices of Women's War Work of University A total of 9,698 surgical dressing has been made by the women of the University during the ten weeks that the work has been under auspices of Women's Work of the University. Last week 1,291 dressings were made, which is one of the highest averages for any one week. In the sixth week 1,632 dressings were made, the highest average for any week. The women have made on the average of 1,000 dressings a week. For the first six weeks the work consisted of the preparation of the eight by four compresses, but during the last four weeks the two by two and the four by four wipes have been used to record the best record for any one day was 640. Attendance has been very good so far and the women are to be praised for the way they are turning out for the work. Miss Margaret Lynn said this week that more women would come for the work on Monday afternoon. "The women of the university should realize the need for these compresses and bandages more than ever before because our own forces are fighting in France. These compresses are needed for our own men 'over there' now." Have you ENLISTED in the Army of Savers. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Plymouth—a K.U. tradition.—Adv For the Beauty Ball ROBERT B. WILLIAMS N.Y.C. THE MUSEUM OF HISTORY OF AMERICA 1820-1940 A PARTY FROCK Of Taffeta, Georgette, Crepe Meteor, Chiffon, Messaline, or Net REGULARLY $16.50 to $37.50 Less 25 per cent Innes, Bulline & Hackman Wake Up! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ABC BSA These "sleepimeters" we are now showing in our North window make overseeing impossible! For the sake of promptness you should own a good alarm clock. We shall be glad to show you the following which we carry in stock: Ye Shop of Fine Quality 8 Day Automatic Big Ben Baby Ben Sleepmeter Slumberatopper Ben Hur Junior Tatoo Sleepmeter America Priced from $1.50 to $4.50 Gustafson THE COLLEGE JEWELER On account of Sarah Arnold's lecture, Saturday, there will be no food conservation lecture this week. On Wednesday, M. May S, Mrs. E. D. Tector will talk on "The Conservation of Fats and Oils." Teetor Talks Next Week About Fats and Oils "The conservation of fats and oils is as equally important as that of starches and sugars," said Mrs. Teeter, this morning. "It is necessary that vegetable fats as peanut oils be used as substitutes for animal fats." The University of Colorado has just started a six weeks' course in Home Service of Red Cross, consisting of four lectures and 25 hours of field work each week. The object of the course is to train students to be of service in homes of soldiers and sailors. At the end of the course, men the plan is to train them to take the place of those who have left the country. Plymouth—a K.U. tradition.—Adv. Plymouth—a K.U. tradition.—Adv. Patronize Kansan advertisers. "We're in Business for Your Health" Welkos Drug Store Formerly Evans' 819 Mass. Taxi 12 'PHONE "One-Two" Kennedy Plumbing Co. Student Lamps National Mazda Lamps Cord, Plugs, Sockets, Etc. hones 568 937 Mass Repr Pair them While You Wai Work Performance Quality and Elite Blues THE BLUE RIBBON SHOP SHOP F. P. HORMUTH PROPRIETOR 8361 Mae. St. Wear-U. Wall Sho Let Us Make Suggestions for Graduation Gifts UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE 803 M.ass. St. Exclusive Local Agent for Martha Washington Candies Meet your apptite at our table. The Anderson Cafe 715 Mass. HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. THE FILM MUSEUM Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District and Theatre Dis- especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. German Officer (as he tries to surrender to a company of American college boys): "Gott in Himmel, stop! This is only war; it isn't a canerush-Wit!" - Itw and Humor. Plymouth—a K.U. tradition—Adv. CHOOSE WISELY MEN! I The penalty of a wrong choice particularly at this time will prove a very severe one. Make your selection in a shop where your individuality is given consideration, where a style best suited to your needs can be had of a reliable make. No one can show you better values at $17, $20, $22.50, $25, $30, than PROTCH Sugar for 5 cents a pound, you'd order a barrel because you would be saving money. The College Tailor SPRING SUITS VARSITY We wish you were standing right now in our store—your eyes feasting on our variety of young men's wearables. IF YOU COULD BUY KUPPENHEIMER and WILTON CLOTHES represent the greatest values in America today. Always glad to show you. Robert E. House Ober's HEAD TO FOOT OUTFITTERS A little farther up the street—a little less to pay. —Today— The "Nell Brinkley Girl" of the Screen MAE MURRAY IN A MOST UNUSUAL STORY "The Mormon Maid" FRIDAY and SATURDAY JACK PICKFORD BOWERSOCK "His Majesty Bunker Bean" THE EVER POPULAR HAROLD THE EVER POPULAR HAROLD LOCKWOOD IN "The Land Loper" A great outdoor picture which is a perfect vehicle for LOCKWOOD. FRIDAY and SATURDAY J. STUART BLACKTON'S "WILD YOUTH" THETA SIGMA PHI EDITION UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN VOLUME XV. THE T A S I G M A P H I EDITION NUMBER 137 Suspended Nineteen For Cutting Gym Classes; Must Report to Dean Twelve Men and Seven Women May Lose Semester's Credits Two Made Readjustments Dean Patterson Believes Most Cases Due to Misunderstandings Nineteen students in the College were withdrawn yesterday from their classes because they had been reported to the Dean's office as taking more than the one unexcused absence every two weeks which is allowed in physical training classes. Twelve of the students are men, seven are women. No credit for any work done in the College this semester will be given to these students unless they report immediately to the department of physical education or to the office of Dean Patterson. Dean Patterson believes that all these cases can be adjusted satisfactorily, since he feels that they are due to mistakes or misunderstandings. "There are no slackers in the College, I think," said he. "Readjustments have already been made in two cases. One student enrolled in wireless withdrew from the class to take gymnasm work, he failed to do it. He has been reported by the wireless instructor as being absent for three weeks. Another student left the University without being withdrawn." All students have been notified of their delinquency, and are to report immediately for reinstatement. Protesting Laws Withdraw From Classes Csae Will Be Settled in May Term of Court; Lawrence Lawyers Have Case The law students base their claim for exemption on these facts: The Senate has never been given power to make such a ruling; the faculty of each school has a right to say what each student shall take and not the Senate as a whole; the State has agreed to give a student a degree for a certain number of hours. It is a breach of contract when they raise this by five hours of military drill each semester. The law students are represented by two lawyers of Lawrence. The case will come up in the May term of court. Twenty-four students of the School of Law have been withdrawn from classes because of failure to comply with the ruling of the University Senate requiring all men in the University to enroll in military training. Con Hoffman has been exempted because of heavy work, but unless they win the case, the remaining students will receive no credit for work this semester. If One Will Report; Please Wear a Vei At last a method has been devised or rather transferred from the far East—not Boston, but Turkey—by which women can be reporters and still keep sweet and untainted, says a T. S. P. Purchase a veil, one of the oriental kind which can be pulled up over the eyes whenever any unseemly sight is to be avoided, and wear it constantly. As for the color and finish of the veil is concerned, that is left to the individual's own discretion. The only unfortunate thing is that the newspaper editor will have to appoint one of the sterner sex to be censor for the woman reporter, and precede her wherever she goes. The plan will work something like this. A regular reporter will walk down the street. If he sees a ragged newsboy he will say, sharply, "The veil," and the woman will discretely draw the veil over her eyes until the awful sight is safely passed. terrans this procedure may be expensive. However, if women insist upon being reporters, what is one to do? UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, FRIDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 26, 1918 No amount is too small to LEND TO YOUR COUNTRY. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Glee Club's Good Angel Appears at Celebration The "Angel" of the Women's Glee Club arrived last night but in flowing white robes and a gold crown. However, the gift to the Club when they sang last night for the Masons was none the less appreciated, although the kind spirit was not one, but a collection of generous Mansons who contributed. After the concert had finished, the women were surprised to find they were showered with silver, and on counting up discovered $42.82 had been given so more could go to Funston next Friday. The following have been added to the list of those who will make the trip: First sopranos, Belva Shores, Ruth Gibson, Margaret Hodgson, Vivian Strange, Helen Glaze and Edna Dolechke. Second sopranos: Ava Baer, Roberta Baer, Fayette Scott, and Elma Hunsicker. First altos: Hazel Ernst, Eva Robinson, and Marian Seelye. Second act: Harriet Brush. This list is subject to further change. Who's Here and Why Mrs. Helen Rosa Lantz: "I like K. U, because I feel perfectly at home here. As I wander about your campus and your journalism department I can hardly realize that I have left the University of Washington. You have the same sort of a disreputable-looking news shop and the same crowd of enthusiastic workers, the same fine spirit of comradeship and co-operation between the young men and women of your Daily staff. Indeed the atmosphere of your Daily office is so like that of other college Dailies that I have visited that I have come to think that: All the world's a college Daily staff the men and women mere reporten porters Take these their assignments, beats, and scoops And one man in his time film many his work being in seven sages. At first he works with the cultish fabritham and Dreaming in the English class. And then the lagging lady cub with Cop unwillingly his beat. And then the lagging lady cub with Cop unwillingly like a furnace, with a red hot story Framed for front page columns Tips and padded up, like his pard (the editor) Zechariah for honors, sauve and on the square in quince nomination even are the term's half done. And then the Editor in fall largo forehead with nomination With eyes severe and pencil poised to of full wise squibs and down-town instance he plays his part. The sixth size is green and wistful Journal- World recruit In intire green and wistful Journal- World recruit For shrunk done; with his loud commands Turning again to low toned "yessir" Nor whitles on his rounds. Las that ends this strange, eventful hist- is second cubbiness and near oblivion Sain tip, sans dope, sans scoop, san everything. Marion Lewis of the Minneapolis Journal: "Back to K. U.! It makes all the difference in the world whether you 'come back' as a student or a visitor. The first experience is one of cheerfulness co-operation; the experience of the visitor is that of exultation. Back despite increased railroad fares, war tax, last year's style and a slim pocket-book. It doesn't matter. And the girls all lend you clothes. Nobody cares how you look. It's only how you act and how you feel. Old K. U. is better than ever. It has a fine patriotism this year that was just coming into evidence at this time last year. There never was a time like this." George Amindsen: "The Daily Kansas offers to the public the first and original self commencing interviews ever produced on the campus. After telling the visiting Theta Sigma Phi delegates that they were too honored by having personal information handed pencils and told to go ahead and write their own—the staff was busy." Name—Not at all essential. Ambition—Another luncheon like the one Kansan Board gave us yesterday. Beta offers the following to be used as a model: Favorite author—B. L. T. (Continued on page 4) Name—Not at all essential. Favorite occupation—Telling al Favorite color—Plaid. Tickets Are Made Up For Annual Election In Men's Student Council Contests Develop for Places of Representative on Official Board Two Out for Cheerleader Nominations Made Also for Officers of College and School of Engineering Petitions filed for the Student Council election to be held next Tuesday make up the following ticket: Por president, Herschel Washington; for vice-president, George DeVoe; for secretary-treasurer, L. Lobaugh. For representatives for the College: Marvin Harms, Robert Albach, Bruce Fleming, "Dutch" Lonborg, R Howder, Warren Woody, Ray Hemphill, and Ed. Mason. Seven will be elected. For representatives for School of Engineering: George Nettels, Royal Ryan, C. K. Mathews, and Homer Eagles. Three will be elected. For representatives for School of Law: B. Jensen, A. G. Armstrong, and Stanley Taylor. Probably one will be elected, but possibly two. This will be known definitely Monday. For representative for the Scholof of Medicine: Tracy Conklin. For representative of the Scho f Pharmacy; Howard A. Skrae. For Cheerleader; Fred Leach and Webb Wilson. For athletic board, non-athletic members: John Murphy and Herman Hangen. Two will be elected. Athletic members: Paul Jones and John Burns. Three are to be elected. For officers of the School of Engineering: for president, Rex Brown and Joe Mahan; for vice-president, Newton Beascheid and Paul Fox; for secretary-treasurer, William "Rii" Brady and J. L. Jakowsky. The election will be held Tuesday, April 30. Students of the College will vote in Snow Hall, and the other schools in their respective buildings. For officers of the College; or president, "Jimmy" Lyne and Homer Hunt; for vice-president, Louis Pouchat; and secretary-treasurer, Lu-Hovey. Newspaper Game Is Great For Those Who Like It—Miss Bennett Every Writer Should Get Train ing for Magazine Work In News Columns Nine Chapters Send Delegates to Theta Sigma Phi Convention "If you want to make money, if you want your work to be appreciated, if you want short hours, easy work, and a grand future, stay out of the newspaper game," was the warning given by Miss Helen M. Bennett in a talk before the delegates at the Theta Sigma Phi convention Thursday afternoon. "But if you want a business that will keep you alive every hour, and will give you an opportunity to meet people who are doing things, then go into it and work hard." The newspaper game is no place for the person who is not entralled by it and is not willing to withstand its hardships and its disadvantages. "The newspaper is the daily history of the world. As a daily historian it covers every kind of life. News is the backbone of the newspaper, the groundwork, the vital part. Do not start in on feature work. I have great faith in coming up through the news columns, and I believe every newspaper woman should start as a reporter. Dramatic and music criticism is going out. People want the story of the thing. "To be a reporter is just as good as going to college. You learn how to work, and not to regard hours. Above all things you learn never to know what failure is and I learn to take this." As qualifications of a good reporter, Miss Bennett named, self-control, good temper, mental quickness, good health, accuracy, resourcefulness and impersonal aspect of mind. "To be a success, you must learn people, you must learn life, and then you must translate them into the simple terms of English." Kansas Chapter Will Hold Initiation for Nine Members; Banquet Follows Exhibit of Member's Work Miss Helen Bennett Elected to Honorary Membership by Epsilon Twenty Theta Sigma Phi are present at the first national convention being held here. Nine out of fourteen chapters are represented by student delegates. The grand president, Mrs. Helen Ross Lantz, and the grand treasurer, Mrs. Cassie Lawrence Bryant, are alumnae members of the chapter. Gassingham, Miss Brenner Hennigan, who spoke at convocation yesterday, has been made an honorary member of the Kansas chapter of Theta Sigma Phi. Business meetings and election of grand officers was on the program today. At lunch a "Talk Around the Table" was led by Miss Vina Lindsay of the Kansas City Post, an alumni member of the University of Missouri chapter. "Woman's Woes—Their Cure" was the subject. Tonight a banquet will be given by the Kansas chapter in honor of their initiates and visiting Theta Sigma Phi. After the banquet the delegates, grand officers and slummen will gravest at the Jawahra Beauty Ball. An exhibit of work of the alumnae and honorary members of Theta Sigma Phi is displayed in Myers Hall where the convention meetings are being held. Mrs. Margaret Hill McCarter, Miss Effie Graham, Miss Kate Stephens, Miss Frances Davis, Miss Katherine Baxter, Mrs. Fewal Powell, and Miss Marion Lewis represent the Kansas chapter. Newspaper articles and short stories by Anne Landsbury Beck, Clytia Hall, Lucile Saunders, Helen Brent and Bess Coleman were sent by the University of Oregon. Delta of Indiana is represented by Ethel M. Knapp, whose poetry is widely recognized. Marie M. J. Sempower. Several numbers of the Indiana News showing work of Theta Sigma Phi are on display, Mabel Kinney Hall of Montana has sent poems. Kansas City Alumnae Will Fee Visiting T.S.P.'s. Convention to Close Tomorrow With Tour of City Newspaper Offices The Kansas City Theta Sigma Phi Alumni Association is in charge of the final meeting of the convention tomorrow which will close with a tea at the Women's City Club in Kansas City. There will be a short business meeting of the convention in the morning and afterwards luncheon at Bricken's cafe. The guests and members of the local chapter will then leave on the interurban for Kansas City where they will be met by the alumni members and taken over the city by the Kansas City Women's Motor Corps. After visiting the offices of the Kansas City Post, the Journal and the Star the guests are to be taken to the Women's City Club for tea at five o'clock. The newspaper women of Kansas City are also to be guests at tea. Miss Katherine Baxter of the Independent will preside at the tea table as official hostess. The Alumni hostesses are Miss Frances Davis, Miss Vina Lindsay, Mrs. Lee Riley, Mrs. Nan Willis Sperry, Miss Gail Hall, Miss Caroline Greer, Mrs. M. K. Powell and Miss Anne Peppard. Pi Lambda Theta Meets Pi Lambda Theta, the women's educational sorority at the regular meeting of last night in Fraser Hall held the following program: "Community Demands on the Teacher," Margaret Walker; "The Personality of Teaching." Mary Schenk; "The Technique of Teaching." Madeline Schultz. Supt. Raymond Kent of the Lawrence city schools will speak on "The High School Teacher" at the first meeting in May. Money saved saves day and night for you. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Senior Takes Position As Language Teacher Marjorie Rickard c'18, president of Pi Lambda Theta and fellow in French for 1918-19, has accepted the position of modern language teacher in Ottawa University for the remaining semester, is filling an unexpired term. Hear From Engineers The School of Engineering has received word from Le Port Spangler, a graduate of the school last year who is now with Company M at Camp Hempstead, Brooklyn, that he expects to sail soon. He also said that he had been to visit Schiller Kruse, son of Professor H. O. Krusse and Mark L. Putnam, a second year student in engineering, who are employed by the Western Electric company. Plain Tales From The Hill SOCIETY NOTE We are greatly concerned. Only two seniors at the Theta house remain unengaged. We have been watching the announcements faithfully but still their names have not appeared. It is at least exclusive to continue the maiden life. Wonder who will be next. Everyone has heard about the Poetry Contest. Here is a sample of some of the choicest bits: A funny old bird is the pelican, his bill will hold more than his beak. He can hold in his beak enough for a week, But I don't see how in the helican. William Allen White was telling some of his experiences as a writer in a short story class today: "Now I never could write poetry," he confided, "although I've written tons and tons of it. Each time my beautiful poems would be returned accompanied by a letter which would read something like this: Dear Bill: We like you and your stories, but this poetry is rotten." (Signed) ... The innocence or should we say ignorance of some University women is sublime. One baseball fan was talking with Olive Reynolds yesterday. "Why no," said Olive, "How in the world did it happen?" "Did you know Jimmie Koles had an accident again?" "He was trying to catch a fly out in the field," he explained, and fell down. "Oh, is he taking bugology, too?" he feminine fan answered. Theta Sigma Phi convention opened its first meeting with a song by a quartette chosen from the sisterhood, but it has been said that good endings come from poor beginnings. Prof. M. C. Elmer, in his sociology class, was speaking of Lester F Ward, the leading sociologist of last generation, when he said, "He i a monist; that is he was a monist. don't know what he is now since he died, probably captain of a shovelin squad." ROUGH STUFF Seven Theta Sigma Phis narrowly escaped an accident at Elevend and Ohio streets Thursday night, when the car in which they were riding became unmanagable at the top of the Eleventh Street hill and made a twisting, swerving descent backward down the hill. When at last the car perched upon an flower urn at Ohio Street and stopped, Miss Sylvia Finley, visiting delegate from Montana University, exclaimed, "Gee, that was rougher than any broncho I ever rode." University Club Meets William Allen White spoke at the University Club last night to the largest crowd which has ever been in attendance Thursday night, the club night for the University faculty. Mr. White gave a close-up intimate account of his war experiences. Warren R. Neumann, senior electrical, was elected this morning for student-day speaker from the School of Engineering. Robert C. Miles, e19, has been accepted for service in the Tank Corps, in which he recently enlisted. Have you ENLISTED in the Army of Savers. Buy War-Savings Stamps! Send the Daily Kansas to some friend "over there." Women Need Training Along Special Lines To Aid War Program Miss Bennett Speaks at Convocation on Requirements of "Women Warriors" Describes Red Cross Work William Allen White Says American Organization Held French Morale "The government wants women especially trained for preparedness to perform the tasks which will later be required of them," said Miss Helen Bennett, manager of the Chicago Collegiate Bureau of Occupations, at convolution, Thursday afternoon. Miss Bennett and Mr. William Allen White spoke on Women and the Red Cross in the war. Miss Bennett talked on "Women Warriors." She emphasized the fact that what will be needed from now on, as women are called to fill men's positions, is special training along certain lines. The spectacular, for which some women are looking, has not yet come, because there are still some surplus men laborers. But women are asked to prepare, and be ready to go into their calling with the determination and willingness of the soldier. Miss Bennett said that there is a shortage of trained women in domestic science, of stenographers, scientists, and social workers. Miss Bennett gave as the requisites of the women workers of today definite training along some one particular line, accuracy and executive ability in their work, and health. The woman who can do "almost anything" is no longer wanted. Employers want the woman who can do what they need. And they want the woman who is dependable and has a good vitality for today much is being demanded of her endurance. Miss Bennett expressed her profound disapproval of women who take a government position during war times and keep it for a few months, only to forsake it then for a different purpose. Every woman who takes a position during war times to sign up for a definite period." Mr. White told in a simple narrative style some of his experiences on the western front a year ago, to illustrate the work of the Red Cross in the war. A year ago, when the morale of the French was weakening because of conditions at home in their families, the American Red Cross came to the rescue and the morale was restored. They fed and clothed the families of the soldiers (Continued on page 4) Despite Fruit Salad W.A. White Thrives William Allen White knows college life. "Know college life!" cried he, "Why, I've eaten my weight in fruit salad at commencement banquets. "They always have fruit salad at any kind of a college banquet from the Alleghenies to the Rockies," he explained. "Or else they have this fruit in cups at the beginning. You see I do know. I go to a lot of these restaurants." They always have the same old menu and the same old speeches." Since Mr. White has attended a few hundred college banquets, his word should not be doubted. His knowledge of college life is first-hand information, for in addition to being a regular banquet-attender, he has lived in a college town ever since he was sixteen. Mr. White is going to use this information in his book after next Mr. White is going to use this information in his book-after-next. "It's going to be an academic novel," he said. "My first novel was about capital punishment, and now which will be published before law is about labor, and the next one I write will be about the academic circle of a middle-west community. Every one of the three is concerned with the problem of freedom—the problem of free expression of a man's self." K. U. is going to be immortalized in print. The fruit salad of commencement banquets, and the old Hill will stand forth upon the pages of the book-after-next, and all K. U. will look forward to the reading of that book. APRIL 26,1918 UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN THEA SIGMA PHI EDITION OF UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN t paper of of Kansas Official student paper of the University of Kansas Alice Bowley by ... Editor-in-Chief Mary Smith ... News Editor Jessie Wynn by ... Editor Samantha Elliott Society Editor Nadine Blair and ... Editors BUSINESS STAFF Fred Rigby...business Manager Wayne Wilson...Assistant NEWS STAEF Members of Theta Sigma Phi, Grand Council Dalegates Alumnus Eposition Chapter. Subscription price $3.00 per year in advance; one term, $1.75. Entered as second-class mail malton lawrence's changes, under the act of 1824. Published in the afternoon five times throughout Canada, from the press of the De- press. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones, Bell K, U 25 and 66. The Dally Kansan aims to pick up the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news by standing for the ideals the University promotes. To be clean; to be cheerful; to be helpful; to leave more serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the students of the University. FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 1918. CONVENTION IS HERE The women of Theta Sigma Phi have been looking forward all year to the inspiration and beneficial influences of a national convention. It is especially appropriate that we are meeting at a University where the profession of Journalism has received so much attention. Not only the University but the state of Kansas is well known throughout the country as a stronghold of newspaper work. In addition to the recognition gained by individual men and women, the press of the state as a whole has upheld the higher ideals of Journalism. This background of successful newspaper experiences and the hearty co-operation of the University authorities and the department of Journalism furnish a fitting atmosphere for our first meeting. It has been a privilege to meet the chapter delegates and to know they represent the women who are preparing to enter the field of Journalism. But one of the brightest memories of this convention will be the hospitality of Epsilon chapter of the University of Kansas. To its members we are indebted for the excellent entertainment and the opportunity of hearing the splendid speakers who were with us westerday. The delegates attending the first convention of Theta Sigma Phi most sincerely appreciate and enjoy the royal welcome which has been extended to them by the University of Kansas. CASSIE LAWRENCE BRYANT. Grand Treasurer, T. S. P A QUESTION In the national convention of Theta Sigma Phi now in session on the campus, a meeting representative of some hundreds of women scattered over the country either engaging or preparing to engage in the profession of Journalism, is seen a startling indication of the way in which the feminine sex is fast encroaching upon a field.long held sacred to men. Surely it is a far cry from the George Sand and George Eliot of only a few generations back to the modern woman writer. Those pioneers, brave yet timid, who behind a masculine nome de plume offer strange contrast to the ambitious young writer of today who announces her profession and, often, it must be confessed, with far less justification than her famous prototypes, rushes boldly into print. Hundreds of young women these days, burning with ambition for a career in the field of letters, are hastening to colleges and universities for technical training in their chosen profession. How the great Georges would have thrilled at such rich op- We hear it often that woman is now coming into her own and nowhere is this more obvious than in the field of journalism. Everybody has heard the arguments in her behalf. Even men editors admit woman's right to a place in the sun when they declare that newspapers are written very largely for women and that it follows they might as well be written by women. Patent to all who run and read is the big part played by woman in the world of magazine and fiction. Like prohibition, her outward march is invitable. And now, with great opportunities at her disposal and with everything in her favor, will the modern woman writer do anything vital in literature, or will she be content to be a mere ghost of the profession. In other words will opportunity and favor give birth to a greater than George Elliot? That is one of the questions which Theta Sigma Phi hopes one day to answer in the affirmative. MRS. HELEN ROSS LANTZ Grand President POET'S CORNER THE LILAC HEDGE ON OREAD HILL Dim in the shifting mist of early dawn. Gem-sparkling in the noon-day's yel low light. Half-hidden in the star-stabbed dusk of night. The long low iliac hedge half spans the lawn. How many springs have seen your branches break At April's bidding into perfumed maze of opalite illaos, longhouses—a haze. Of litling mystic fragrance in its wake. How many hands have touched your shimmering lace. What could you tell if you might speak—what lore Of love and joy and hope of youth, of yore And now, you've listened to in silent grace. Perhaps has felt the light caress of just You could tell us all of life—a grave or two One blossom from your store—upon its dust Tears may have mingled with your blossoms' dew. When I am very old, I think, and friend And happening of my youth are dim to me, In all its old wall beauty I shall see that low illiac hedge on Oread Hill. Edith Roles—Epsilon Chapter Smiles and socks go farther now to break breaking down the last line of efense than curls and candy ever id. Harmony is the product of common sense; discord is the offspring of nonsense. The old maid who continues to pray for a man should learn by this time that pacifism never did win anything. True love never will run smoothly so long as one insists on having two true loves at the same time. There is nothing that makes an ordinarily self-possessed person feel so conspicuous as a late transfer—if the conductor sees it. The formality of a first call is sometimes broken by father suggesting that he has "to get up early." The true-patriot never grabs the other fellow's corn mush no matter how many catless days he has observed. True patriotism strikes fire; pacifism nicks the blade and dulls the intellect making the sponsor thereof a "victim of circumstances." Charity vaunteth not itself, is no puffed up, but the popular version keeps the press sending in post haste for the picture of the donor. An old friendship revived is a spring welling up in forgotten places. A lie is like a tire; it bursts when punctured. Peace without progress for civilization is no peace. MARION LEWIS, Minneapolis Journal MARION LEWIS, DRAMATIC SEX-TION (Being a Series of Episodes Occupying One Week on The Adventures of a Girl Reporter) WHAT TO WEAR A Lady Reporter A Governor's Wife A Governor's Wife Persons: Episodes No. 1—Monday A Superintendent of Schools Scene. A fashionable hotel. Imposing lady perfectly groomed. She is the wife of the governor of the state. Lady Reporter balances herself uncertainly on edge of chair opposite, having forgotten her gloves. L. R. "We might emphasize the war work idea by saying women are so rushed they are eating breakfast in their hats." L. R., blushing. "Yes, yes." (Exits rapidly with hands concealed in pockets of coat.) Govnors' wife (for it is even she), "Precisely. But please, my dear, don't put in anything about standardized dress. A man reporter once quoted me as in favor of uniforms for women. My husband felt keenly over it. He abhors laxity in personal appea- tions. He believes women should be beautiful." Scene. A county jail. L. R. has worn a Georgette crepe blouse in anticipation of another high-class assignment. A county marshall extends the courtesy of his swivel chair. Episode No. 2—Tuesday C. M. "Sure." They traverse long corridor to a door under a stairway. It has an iron grating. The marshall points to a yellow sign. "Our small-ap quarantine will be lifted next week." L. R. "The office sent me for a tory about the men arrested for trike violence. May I talk to some if them? L. R. (sotto), I should have worn a gas mask, not a Georgette blouse. Episode No. 3—Wednesday Episode No. 3—Wednesday Scene. Sanctum of a School Superintendent. A sunlit day. L.R. has worn flat-faced and a crumpled hat having read the weather forecast, "rain." S.S. looks up wearily. L. R. "News today?" S. S. "Yes. There is what you might term, in your quaint journalistic manner of speaking, a "story." I shall be obliged to require, however, that you withhold the source of this news. It came to me quite in confidence. THERE IS TO BE CLASSES ORGANIZED AT THE Y. M. C. A. Night classes to train young men in modern business methods. L. R., faintly, "We shall verify it conclusively before publication." (To herself), Drab hats create drab ideas. Flat heals lower the spirits. Perhaps he judges women by their feet. If I had worn something subtle, he might have abolished the teaching of German in the schools. Scene. A fire in the west bottoms, K, C, C., huge warehouses in flames, firemen running in all directions, policemen shouting, telephone poles toppling, charred to the center; exploding chemicals booming; sparks falling in a rain of red. A policeman on his job, L, R, has worn white hat and high healed white shoes as a psychological experiment in obtaining news. She was the only reporter in the office when the fire alarm came in, having remained late to compile a column of Sunday Music Notes. Episode No. 4—Thursday L. R. I'm a reporter for The Post. Policeman: "Reporter? Reporter? (surveys hat and shoes). You, re- sponser your kids your parents? Where's your pants? Policeman, intercepting: "Here, where you going? You can't pass here!! She advances in the direction of the fire chief, 50 vards away. "One pr. shoes, medium-size heel. One hat, medium touch of color. One suit, medium width and length. One hose, in any manner. MEDIUM. L. R. musing at a desk. "Tomorow l. abon." She repeats: Episode No. 5—Friday (Exit) it is ragged but it rustles, This dear old petticoat. It is iagged but it bustles FRANCES DAVIS Kansas City Post To conceal my lack of dough. All this world is full of hustles MY PETTICOAT In the fight for fame, and so I am glad that in the tussles My old skirt, helped by my muscles Still keeps up its heart and rustles.— My old silken petticoat! Mrs. I.P. Town, Honorary Member, Epsilon. Mrs. Tad Powell. New ARROW COLLARS FOR SPRING CASCO-23/8 in. CLYDE-21/8 in. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Lost Found Left Wanted Situation Wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call Daily Kansan Business Office Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion, 50c; first insertion, 25c; insertions, 25c; five insertions, 50c; insertions, 25c; three insertions, 50c; five insertions, 75c. Twenty- five first insertion, one-half cent a word each additional insertion. Higher rates given upon application. TEACHERS WANTED—War con TEACHERS WANTED—War conditions cause many good positions to be filled to them, and we prepare to fill them. Write for our blank and booklet. Central Educational Bureau, W. J. Hawkins, Mgr. Metropolitan Bldg., St. Louis, Mo. FOR SALE—Law library of the late S. H. Jones, Sedan, Kansas. For information and complete list of books inquire of Miss Mary Alice Jones, Sedan, Kans. 136-3*-202 FOR SALE OR TRADKE for farm, 11- room house, strictly modern, between court house and University. Inquire of Crew, 1132 Ohio. 137-2-205. 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You are an honorary baseball player, doing athletic activities, receiving recruiting bids from different colleges. 1 These make up the usual Dutch lunch — but what will you serve to drink? For years the host and hostess have been asking themselves that same question—especially whenever the occasion happens to be one of those cozy little after-theatre or "beer party" parties. Now, there is a ready answer— Bev BEG US PAY OFF A BEVERAGE This distinctively new creation in soft drinks is sparkling—snappy–delicious. It comes from a favorite of the choicest cereals—appetizing with the bouquet and agreeable bitter tang which only requires just a few steps to achieve the spot”—sure to encounter no prejudices. Bevo—the all-year’round soft drink Guard Against Substitutes CERTIFIED GUARANTEE QUANTITY FIRM CAUTION. THIS WILL HAPPEN IF YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO DO IT. have the bottle opened in your presence, first seeing that the seal has not been broken, and that the crown top is filled. If so, it is sold in bottles only—and it bottled exclusively by ANHEUSER-BUSCH ST LOUIS SUNDAY Act on this suggestion this Sunday just 'phone 2296 we will have a table awaiting you. is a listless, uneventful day unless you take Sunday evening dinner at LEE'S. Then it's a delightful diversion—enjoying food that reaches an exquisite perfection, and all the while there's rapturous music floating about the privacy of your booth—is only to be found at LEE'S. SPECIAL MUSIC—6 to 8 In The Heart Of The Student District Lee's College Inn --- 60c That's all the Daily Kansan will cost you for the rest of the year. Send to your K.U. friend in camp or to the folks at home. SUBSCRIBE AT FRASER BUSINESS OFFICE DAILY KANSAN OFFICE or PHONE K. U. 66 APRIL 26,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Yea Verily, Times Have Changed A Bit Around The Daily Kansan Office The News Room and the Copy Desk Welcomes Women Gladly Rv H. R. H. Women in Journalism, the Daily Kansas, and Prof. Merle Thorpe burst on the University at one and the same time, in the fall of 1911. At first, to be sure, so far as women in journalism were concerned, the University scarcely knew that anything had hit it; for quite a while, the men in journalism were the only ones who knew much about this feminine invasion, and they were far from pleased. In fact they raged about it, they were disgusted, but at last they became reconciled. This latter delightful state of affairs was observed at precisely the same time that the men in journalism discovered that women could be made useful in executing neatly and tidily the tasks which tend to take up the masculine time, but are too trifling for the masculine intellect. Having made this discovery, the men in journalism sighed contentedly, leaned costly back in their chairs, tried to look like real newspaper men, and said greatly to the women, "Go ahead; you can bring in the society stuff, if you want to." Mr. Thorpe offered the opportunity and the Daily Kansan the field for women in journalism. Men and women were in Mr. Thorpe's class in Newpaper I, in September, 1911, and in the first competitive assignment made to the class, a woman won. It was a trifling contest, but a triumph, neverless. But the men never even knew that it had happened. By the second semester, Mr. Thorpe had established the custom of giving assignments to the students in Newpaper II. If acceptable to the lordly editors, the stories appeared in the Kansan. Here was a chance for the enterprising woman in journalism. By scouring the campus for news, by attending all sorts of dry lectures that the boys hadn't time for, by being able typewrite, spell, and punctuate with a degree of accuracy that won the editorial heart, the women were able to land stories of women's athletics (which were at that time taking on a new lease of life under the blond and strenuous Dr. Anna Johnson) of the Art Exhibit of society based on the Almanac of the Y. W. C. A., of the W. S. G. A., and their Kansas Kirmess, in the spring of 1912; and of the campaign for suffrage carried on at the University. The Kansas Kirmess may be cited as an example of the attitude that the men held toward the women in journalism in those far-far pioneer days, all of six years ago. One faithful feminine member of the coterie of cubs had trotted around after what the stingy head writer called “the Kirmessuses,” and had written up story after story concerning the big festival, most of which, no doubt owing to a scarcity of real news, had been printed somewhere in the Kansan. Then came the great day, but no one said to the faithful one that to her should fall the honor of the final write-up. There may have been complimentary tickets, too. If so, all the harourians (or do you say “ari?”) went to the men, and the faithful one, having bought a ticket, went to the Kirmess and looked humbly on. At the close of the performance, a gay dog of an assistant editor happened to go past her. Seeing a chance to save himself work, he sang out gaily. “Don’t you want to write up this performance?” She wrote it up. On April 24, 1912, appeared the "Girl's Own Kanan," with Beulah Murphy, president of the W. S. G. R. a., as editor-in-chief and Helen Rhoa Hoopes as managing editor, and a long list of notables who had volunteered their services to help make the paper a success. In the report in the Kansas City Star, the next day, the managing editor was written down as "the regular woman's editor of the Kansan," "but that was the only time, in print or otherwise, that the place of the woman in journalism at the University had been recognized officially, for it was not until 1912-13 that Lucy Burger was elected to the Kansan Board. Later she served as associate editor of the Kansasian women have had similar honors. In the fall of 1915, Zetha Hammer served as the editor of the Kansan. She was the first woman to edit the Kansan since it has been in existence at K. U. The organization of Theta Sigma Phi, in the spring of 1914, under the advice of Mr. Thorpe, has proved a great help to women in journalism. Growing slowly but steadily, it has held the women together, and has brought to the women students the help and inspiration of all those women who are doing interesting things n writing, in and about Lawrence. By the Way Theta Sigma Phi Banquet This evening at Fraternal Aid Union Hall Theta Sigma Phi will have initiation, installation of grand officers and a banquet. The color scheme for the banquet at which fifty guests are invited will be yellow and green, the sorority colors. After the banquet toasts will be given with Miss Helen Hoopes as toastmistress. The following toasts will be given: Managing Editor—Helen Rhoda Hoones... Musical Criticism—Rose Morgan, Honorary Theta Sigma Phi. Auto Interview—Mary Samson, Initiate (Epsilon). Human Interest Story—Katheryn Whiteside (Beta). Feature Story—Helen Ross Lantz (Alpha) Grand President. The pledges who will be initiated this evening are: Erarline Allen, Kathryn Davis, Jessie Wyatt, Nadine Blair, Una Stockwell, Geneva Hunter, and Mary Samson. Miss Catherine Prosser, Sunday Feature story writer on the Kansas City Star, and Miss Rose Morgan, instructor in English here, will also be initiated as honorary members. Theta Sigma Phi Musicale At the musical given Thursday night at the Kappa Kappa Gamma house in honor of visiting Theta Sigma Phi delegates, Alice Bowlby, Chancellor and Mrs. Strong, Miss Agnes Thompson, Mrs. Helen Lanzt, and Mrs. Cassie Lawrence Bryant made up the receiving line. A musical program was given by Helen Weed, soprano, Lorna Maria Rubio, piano, Laura Jackman, violin, and Gladys Nelson, soprano. Guests at the musicale were: Kathryn Reding, Evelyn Arabakush, Mary Brownlee, Rudolph Uhrlaub, Horace Chandler, Edward Todd, Dorothy Tucker, Miss Katherine Duffield, Mr. and Mrs. Hugo Wedell, Mrs. Eustacia Brown, Harry Morgan, Mr. and Mrs. L. N. Flint, Mr. and Mrs. S. O. Rice, Mr. and Mrs. G. C. Loud, Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Dill, Mr. and Mrs. Clayton, Mr. and Mrs. W. B. Brown, Dr. and Mrs. Frank Strong, Mr. and Mrs. F. Hodder, Mr. and Mrs. A. T. Walker, Miss Eugenie Galloo, Dr. and Mrs. John Sundwail, Mr. and Mrs. F. B. Dains, Mr. and Mrs. H. C. Thurnau, Dean David Patterson, Mr. and Mrs. C. A. Dykem, Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. W. Mr. W. G. Brandt, Miss Josephine Burnham, Miss Hazel Allen, Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Griffith, Mr. A. J. Boynton, Mr. and Mrs. C. G. Dunlap, Mr. and C. H. Ashton, Mr. E. Derry, Mr. and Mrs. H. W. Humble, Dean and Mrs. H. L Butler, Dean and Mrs. F. J. Kelly, Mrs. C. E. Esterly, Miss Agnes Thompson, Miss Margaret Lynn, Mrs. Louisa Cooke Don Carlos, Miss Helen Rhoa Hoopes, Miss Blanche Simons, Warren Wattles, Herschel Washington, Bruce Fleming, Agnes Sutton, George Bailey, Luceen Spencer, and Miss Hazel Pratt. Ruth Syster, c'21, will spend Saturday and Sunday visiting her parents in Hiawatha. Mary Poindexter, c21, and Myrtle Steen c21, will spend Saturday and Sunday at their homes in Kansas City. Howard Lockwood, e21, is spending the week-end at his home in Atchison. Phi Delta Theta entertained Thursday night with a dinner in honor of William Allen White. The active chapter, Lawrence alumni, and several guests were present. Mr. White is a member of Phi Delta Theta. Misses Breda Burch, Anne Weightman, and Doris Rosser of Topeka are guests at the Pi Phi house this weekend. Phi Delts Entertain White Irene MacManus, c'19, of Newton, who left K. U, a month ago, will spend Friday and Saturday at the Chi Omega House. Theta Sigma Phi announces Miss Helen Bennett of Chicago as an honorary member. Acacia will entertain with a dance Saturday night at the chapter house. Mrs. Wm. H. Schulz Hemstitching and Picoting—10c yd. Remedeling of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Mass. St. Out of town guests will be Sergt. Valentine Rader, A. B. "16, of Camp Funston, Sergt. Gene Hall of Camp Funston, J. D. Kable, Lieut. W. W. Skurpo, of Leavenworth and Harry Schruder of Great Lakes, Ill. Mrs. C. I. Martin is the guest of her daughter, Lillian Martin, c'18. Mrs. Martin has just returned from New York, where her husband, Brigidier-General Charles I. Martin, is tioned. Kappa Alpha Theta is giving a week-end rushing party Saturday and Sunday. Mr. and Mrs. Leo Smith announce the birth of a daughter, Margaret Elizabeth, April 23. Both Mr. and Mrs. Smith are former students in the University. Mrs. Smith was formerly Miss Blanche Houston, a member of Pi Beta Phi sorority, Mr. Smith an Alpha Tau Omega. Lieut. Robert J. Bradley, e18, of Camp Doniphan, visited friends in Lawrence Thursday. Guests at the Acacia house from the Manhattan chapter who are here attending the Scottish Rite Reunion are: H. B. Harwood, H. D. Ryan, N. E. Dale, Prof. H. J. Schlow and Prof. H. J. B. Parker. Black Helmets will hold initiation Tuesday night at the Phi Pai House. Phi Delta Theta will hold initiation Monday night for Droll Dni, Dean Fley, and Lieut. Dickerson' of Fort Leavenworth. T. P. S.Has Silent Speech With Chancy Phi Delt Initiation While Miss Wisconsin talked to the Chancellor about a real story I got a "silent interview" with him. By Miss Oklahoma (To Theta Sigma Phis. The formula for a silent interview is an introduction to the "victim." Add to this result the formula to imagine.) You result with your imagination. So silently I said to the Chancellor: "What youh got such big eyes for?" He said. To see all that that's there, I asked him to come into the valleys at the same time." "What yuh got such big ears for?" "To hear what the legislature does—if they make us an appropriation for new buildings." "What yuh got such a big nose for?" CARTER'S 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. St. Jewelry of the Better Sort "To smell and keep down the scandal at K. U." "What did you grow so tall for?" "Because when a child I swallowed one of the 'Jack Beanstalk' beans and grew that way. Also because no matter how big the freshman who comes here or how gigantic the senior who is graduated, they can't look down on me." "What you got such a big mouth for?" "To swallow all the hot air that is fed me by 'reporters' and —" Judge-"Ten years for burglarizing a house. Have you anything to say for yourself?" Gambing George...*Surely you shake the dice to see whether we make it.* Wait, is that a quote? Yes. Let's re-read the whole thing. "Gambing George...*Surely you shake the dice to see whether we make it.*" Actually, it's: "Gambing George...*Surely you shake the dice to see whether we make it.*" The prompt says "Preserve special characters such as punctuation, capitalization, and em dash." No, that's not what they are asking for. They are looking for quotes. Let's re-examine the word "Gambing George..." It looks like "Gambing George." Okay, I'm ready to output the text. Gambing George...*Surely you shake the dice to see whether we make it.* Candy being composed principally of sugar, chocolate and nuts, is very high in food value. The Food Administration realizes this, and does not ask people to stop eating candy. Instead it simply requests a wise selection of the kinds of candies eaten, buying only those that contain lipid content meat, marshmallows, jellies, nut candies, etc. We make "Hover-approved" candies—ask for them—Wiedemann's—Adv. Just a week after the Beauty Ball comes the Glee Club Gambol. Admission $1. Robinson Gym. Drink McNish's Aerated Distilled water—the only all-purpose water. The same the year 'round. Phone 198, motor delivery will call.—Adv. Glee Club Gambol, May 3—specifically waxed floor at Robinson Farm $1. per. Send the Daily Kansan Home. HATS, CAPS, SUITS, SHIRTS for spring much less than you pay elsewhere HUB CLOTHING CO. Our SELZ shoes for spring are here DR. BRADEN'S BIBLE CLASS FOR UNIVERSITY MEN AND WOMEN Meets at MYER'S HALL Sunday Mornings 9:30 9:30 UNSECTARIAN AND UNDENOMINATIONAL WATKINS NATIONAL BANK If you are not already a member of a Sunday Morning Bible Class—here is your opportunity. Surprise $100,000 Careful Attention Given to All Business Class dismissed in time for Church Services. Surplus $100,000 A Dainty Box of Chocolates—We Sell the Kind that Are Always Fresh! Greene's Chocolate Shop trains young people for good paying positions as bookkeepers, stenographers, cashiers, commercial teachers, cour treporters, and private secretaries. We prepare students for civil service examinations and our graduates secure excellent appointments in departmental and field servic. LAWRENCE Business College Lawrence, Kansas. Catalog on request. Address, Lawrence Business College, Lawrence, Kans. We Will Pay You Cash For It "CLEAN-UP" Your Old Junk PHONE 954 Let "Clean-Up" Week also be "cash-in" week for you. We buy nearly everything that is no longer useful to you. And incidently, we pay the highest prices. G LAWRENCE PRODUCE AND JUNK CO. Ninth and Delaware Sts. One block west of Santa Fe Freight Depot. Send the Daily Kansan Home. Always a selection of at least three kinds of ice cream—the ideal dessert—cooling, wholesome and delicious. Wiedemann's, 182. -Adv. THE GIFT SHOP A. Marks & Son The most complete line of Jewelry in the City of Lawrence 735 Mass. St. The Original Marka Jewelry Store. Special Sale Blouses Saturday MARCIELLE WEAVERS Over five hundred new waists in this one day sale. All new and fresh. Choice of $1.25 White Cotton Waist. $1.10. Choice of $2.50 White Cotton Waist. $2.00. Choice of $3.98 Crepe de Chine, Tub and Habutai Silk Waist. $2.98. THE STUDENTS' BLOUSE SHOP Strike Again! It Can't Crack! 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Every man in the service wants the watch that will stand by him through thick and thin. The "D-D" Knaik Watch has proved its superiority by winning several major champions at the front. Its every feature is important. WALTHAM MOVEMENT RADIUM DIAL Barrells of discarded watches which are unfit for military service. *Cravenette* *Finished Webbing* Moisture proof. Stronger and Matches uniform of Soldier. Matches uniform of Black or White. Black Black or Plag- ice. Black Black or Plag- VINEYARD WINE "No Fuss" Strap JACOQUES DEPOLLIER & SON Simple, one-piece clasp. Strap slips over hand as a loop. There is no hole in the putting on. Leaves no loose catch on it. Catch in sleeve. Patch Cap'd. Manufacturers of High-Class Specialties for Waltham Watches 15 MAIDEN LANE NEW YORK CITY, U. S.A. WATCH CASE COMPANY Now we have the way to serve you right because we have completed our equipment with the latest dish-washing machine and a dish warmer. Our Delicious 35 cent Sunday Chicken Dinner will please you. THE SUPREME CAFE 914 Mass. Theta Sigma Phi WE'RE glad to welcome you to K. U., and sincerely hope you will enjoy your visit. We have always taken a keen interest in Old K. U. and her doings and feel sure that your visit will not be complete without a visit to THE OREAD CAFE E. C. BRICKEN, Prop. Just a Step From the Campus UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 26.1918 Two Kansas Athletes Compete in Penn Relay Games at Philadelphia Haddock and Rice, Star Sprinter and High Jumper, Expected to Place in Their Events By Earline Allen Marshell Haddock, star spiner, and Carl Rice, star high jump, left Tuesday for Philadelphia where they will compete in the twenty-fourth annual Penn Relay games at Philadelphia today and Saturday. Rice has been clearing the bar at better than six feet in practice here recently and is expected to place in the meet. He placed second in the high jump at the NCAA Championship this year. The event was won by Larsen of Brigham Young University, who broke the record. Rice is entered in the javelin also and is expected to place in it. Haddock is counted to place towards the first in the pentathlon, a feature of the events today at the meet. He must place in five events in order to win this event. He will run in the 100-yard dash and will compete in the discus also. About twenty-five schools are entered in the meet this week, which is only a slight decrease over last year despite the effect of the war on athletics. The games were first instituted in 1895, as the result of ideas of Frank B. Ellis of Pennsylvania. In the inaugural meet about twelvecolleagues took twelfth schools participated, and the annual event has grown to such importance that it is now regarded as second in size to the Olympic games. Exact Date Not Set—Tie Game Was Played at Emporia Two Weeks Ago Normalts to Play Here On McCook Next Week (Bv Nadine Blair) The Jayhawker nine has a game scheduled for next week with the Emporia Normalms on McCook Field and it will decide the 4-4 tie game played at Emporia two weeks ago. The exact date has not yet been decided but it probably will be Tuesday. Nine more Missouri Valley games besides the one with Emporia are scheduled, three of which will be played with Missouri at Lawrence, on May 23, 24, and 25. Three will be played also with Missouri at Columbia and three with Ames at Ames. In the first game with the Normalls, Kansas outit the Teachers 8 to 2, batting against Rehm, the Normalls' veteran pitcher, but the wildness of the Kansas pitchers lost the game for the Jayhawkers, who gave ten bases on balls. However, in the last game with Ames the Kansas pitchers seemed to have gained the proper control and Coach Jay Bond expects to keep the Normalites interested next week. K. U. Stag Comes Off Thursday, May 2, in Gym Faculty Mandolin Club Wil Give Program in Additon To Other Features In this land of feminism and her stories written for and by the women of Theta Sigma Phi and women of the University comes a story of a man's stunt night which will exclude all women. It's the K. U. Stag, next Thursday night at 7:30 o'clock in Robinson gymnasium. The stag was planned for the Thursday of this week, but there were so many other activities scheduled that the Y. M. C. A. under whose auspices the stunt night is being given changed the date to Thursday, May 2. But none of the events have been curtied because of the change in date. "in fact," said Dutch Wedel of the University Association, the head at a stout which didn't believe we could have—the Faculty Mandolin club. "The same program will be given as announced in the Kansan for the Stag a week ago. The band will play; there will be athletic events consisting of wrestling, boxing, and tumbling; cats of twenty cents value will be served and the competition United States competitive drill for a prize of ten dollars which will be converted into a feed at one of the Hill cafes." Ticket selling is going on now Who's Here and Why (Continued from page 1) about Wisconsin. What do you think about K. U.? (This question is an old standby in the columns of the Kansan—we know because it is a habit with the Cardinal of U. W. also). We refuse to answer this last question because the style sheet says "be careful in the use of superlatives" and we can't express ourselves in just words. Blanche Penrod, delegate from Delta chapter at Indiana University: "Isn't it lovely to meet so many fine people from all over the central and western part of the United States? I can think of nothing quite so lovely and to say that I like it here at Kampala University as beautifully. To tell the truth I think that next to being a Hoosier I should like to be called a Jayhawker. Who said something about Kansas University? I say so too." Josephine Piercy from Indiana: "I'm here because I heard what a fine bunch Kansans were." Miss Frances Davis, of the Kansas City Post: "When the delegation of Theta Sigma Phi arrives in Kansas City don't be surprised if a brass band is there to meet it. I have been casually mentioning this convention for the past week and all though people in Kansas City don't know what it is, they are terribly interested in finding out." Miss Vina Lindsay, of the Kansas City Post: "I never come to this town but what I have to wait at least five miles for a street car. Why is that?" Sylvia Finlay, Kappa Chapter, University of Montana; "The chief difference between the University of Montana and the University of Kansas is that the former is in a valley surrounded by mountains while the latter is on a mountain—almost one anyway—surrounded by valleys. The spirit in both places is the same and both student bodies seem to me to have the same amount of that great American dish. 'pep.' I am glad I came and hope some of you will return my visit and let us show you some Montana hospitality as you have shown me Kansas hospitality." Margaret Cribs of Minnesota: "We members of Thetaigma Phi had a 'wiener roast' on the bank of the Mississippi last Tuesday night, and we found it pretty cold. At the time, however, I comforted myself with the thought that the next day I should be out in Kansas aware of warm and warm. Loe and behold, I find Kansas weather much like Minnesota weather. The similarity in climatic conditions makes me feel very much at home." William Allen White: "I believe that the University needs buildings. The crying need is for buildings now, just as it was in 1886. It is hard to tell whether or not the Permanent Income amendment will pass. I believe a good efficient campaign will get it across. And W. Y. Morgan is a good man to do it. He would have time to do it after the primary in August. I doubt if the war will have any effect on the vote." Miss Helen Bennet: "What! You say I missed the Minneapolis Symphony. Well! I'm sorry. But the symphony of forty typewriters going at once sounds better to me than any symphony the world ever produced. I've had the best time here that I've had since I quit the newspaper business." Ruth Pride, Omicron Chapter, Ames: "There's a long reason why I'm here." Spring is here!—so are the new fabrics for Spring Suits. LANDER THE JEWELER Makes Watches Run Right 917 MASS. ST. SCHULZ The TAILOR 917 Mass. St. Omicron chapter made enough money on their publication "The Emerald Goose" to give a banquet to Sigma Delta Chi, buy some Liberty Bonds and send two delegates to the national convention of Theta Sigma Phi. The girls just about felt that it was their duty to send the chapter president I think. And it did not benefit what to find out for myself if the famed Kansas hospitality was really a yard wide and dyed in the wool. I'm glad I came because it is even better than I had expected." Mrs. Cassie Lawrence Bryant (grand treasurer of Theta Sigma Phi); I feel so much at home here at the University of Kansas and I've been trying to find the reason. Now I know. When I went to college in Washington, the plaster on the ceiling of our newsroom used to fall just as it does here in Kansas." CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass. Jessica Becker: "Up at Minnesota we have been taught to envy the University of Kansas its department of journalism. So I am trying to ibibe some of the ideas and carry them back to Minnesota. However, we still have you beat in our Daily ( we think) Yours is four pages and ours is eight!" "We're in Business for Your Health" Marguerite Clayton, Gamma, University of Missouri; They deceived me at Missouri. They led me to believe that the Kansas men all had Adam's apples that thrust themselves upon your unsuspecting vision, that they were unloved sights, and that the females of the population wore rubbers and long skirts. But I was sadly misinformed; maybe they never came to see. I came, I saw, and was disillusioned. Why you have nine perfect beauties with mobs of satellites. I'll return to Columbia the best propagandist and publicity agent Kansas ever had despite that proverbial and often mythical twisting of the Tiger's tail. Velma Carson of K. S. A. C.: "I feel awfully at home in the Kansas annee—I sat down to three typewriters before I could find one that would work. I wish that I could make myself say something startling and famous like many victims I have interviewed have been made to say! But I will remark that I admire and LIKE the University of Kansas. For a Kansas Aggie who is interested in football that is saying a lot." ADMITS graduates of University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill and Physiology, Chemistry and Biology; INSTRUCTION by laboratory method; laboratory work includes facilities personal con- CORNELL UNIVERSITY MEDICAL COLLEGE Welkos Drug Store Formerly Evans' 819 Mass. in the City of New York Applications for admission are pre- ferably made not later than June. Next session opens Sept. 30, 1918. For information and catalogue tact of student and instructor. GRADUATE COURSE leading to K. A. M. degree adirection of the Graduate School of Cornell University. The Dean, Cornell University Medical College, Box 444 First Ave. and 28th St. New York City. "Down at Oklahoma we do more work with fewer tools than any School of Journalism in the country," said Fannie Inez Bell, delegate from this morning. "I'm sure I can say nothing to the truth for we haven't hardly any tools." "But we put out the Oklahoma Daily; Oklahoma Weekly, which is sent to the high school students of the state; University of Oklahoma magazine, the official organ of the Oklahoma alumni, and the University and editor which is sent to all the editors of the state. The typographical dress of these publications is not always without error for how can a good looking 'angel food' emerge from a small rusty pie tin? The students however get thoroughly soured with the Journalism spirit and this is enough. Theta Sigma Phi and Sigma Delta Chi are as thick as the council of deans will admit, and they are pulling together for more journalists, cleaner journalists, and a better brand." Women Need Training Along Special Lines (Continued from page 1) so that they send favorable and encouraging reports to the men in the trenches. There were lodging houses erected at the railroad junctions, where the men on their way home from the front might clean up and rest. The result of this action of the Bad Cross was the success of the Army. They had more successful Cross did what. the few American soldiers, then in France could not do. The Red Cross has established homes to care for the children of the soldiers. There are many tubercular hospitals for the care of the tubercular refugees and the people who are returned by the train loads from behind the lines in Germany where they have been worked until A. G. ALRICH 750 N. ST. 736 Mass. St. Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement A Suit Tailored to Your Measure $15 up Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bldg. 707 Mass. St. Exclusive Agent for Ed. V. Price Clothes they are no longer able to earn their bread. Exclusive Agency for REGAL SHOES PECKHAM'S The House of Heat Sensitive & More Cloths Mr. White told of the bombardment of hospitals by the Germans. "Do not think this is done in rage, or in a spirit of revenge," he said. "It is simply scientifically planned. They want the hospitals moved far enough back* from the lines that soldiers cannot be taken there soon enough to save their lives. They don't want to waste shot and powder in fighting the same men twice." "I had rotten luck all the time I was in Europe," continued Mr. White. He left Italy a few days before the big drive there. He spent the night in a large hospital which was a few nights later bombed. He visited another two days after it had been destroyed. He was in London just before an air raid. "But while the Red Cross is doing a great part in this war, it will not win the war," continued Mr. White. "Nothing but powder and shot, men and blood will ever do that." The home of Hart Schaffner & Marx Clothes Mr. White described the destruction of the French villages. It is very systematically done, not by drunken or wild soldiers, but under the most carefully authorized orders. First the German officers are allowed to loot the houses, and then the privates. After this the German carpenters come in and take all the wood work available for future use as French walls and furniture. After this the houses are blown up. The villagers are then allowed to return to their ruined homes and many of them are driven at the point of the bayonet to work behind the German lines. Convocation was held under the 500 New fireproof Room Rate from $200 Under the Personal Direction of S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Renchl Hotel Muchlebach BALTHAM STREET AND THEITHE STREET Kenewalt City, Mo. PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS management of Theta Sigma Phi, which is holding its first national convention here this week. "Botany" is ordinarily the science of plants; just now it is the question every man puts to his neighbor and Uncle Sam to every man. 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One of the Most Popular Stars in Filmdom in a Clever Story by Leon Wilson Which Appeared in the Saturday Evening Post— JACK PICKFORD AND LOUISE HUFF IN "HIS MAJESTY BUNKER BEAN" J. STUART BLACKTON The Master Producer of "THE BATTLE CRY OF PEACE," "WOMANHOOD," "WORLD FOR SALE" and "THE JUDGMENT HOUSE" Presents—— "WILD YOUTH" FROM THE NOVEL BY Sir Gilbert Parker WITH A SPLENDID CAST HEADED BY LOUISE HUFF AND THEODORE ROBERTS VOLUME XV. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Rice and Haddock Take Places in Annual Penn Relays at Philadelphia First in High Jump and Third in Javelin and Pentathlon Won by Kansas NUMBER 138 No Records Are Broker Missouri Gets a First and a Second and Ames is Also Among Winners With but two men entered, the University of Kansas took one first and two third places in the annual Penn Relay games at Philadelphia held last Friday and Saturday. Carl Rice won the high jump with a leap of 5 feet $11\%$ inches in the competition Saturday. Parry of New York University won second in this event. Last year Rice got second in the event. Rice also won third in the javelin throw which is a newly established event at the University of Kansas. Two Pennsylvania men placed ahead of him. Rice threw the spear 139 feet 9 inches. Friday, Marshall Haddock, the other Kansas man entered in the meet, won third place in the pentathlon. Haddock won first in the broad jump in the pentathlon competition with a leap of 20 feet $3\frac{1}{2}$ inches. He placed second in the 200-meter race in 23 1-5 seconds and came out fourth in the 1,500 meters run, which was won by 146.9 $3\frac{1}{2}$ seconds. He grabbed the first threepoint in the disc and javelin, although he was counted on to show well in both of these events. The distance in neither was unusual. Haddock finished with 24 points while Shen of Dartmouth placed second with 19 points. W. A. Bartels, a university of Pennsylvania freshman, won first with 15 points. The next two players placed the even event, first place counting one, second place counting two points, and so on. UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS, MONDAY AFTERNOON, APRIL 29, 1918. Scholtz of Missouri took first in the 100-yard dash and Sylvester second in the broad jump. The Tiger mile relay team won second. Iowa State from Ames won first in the four-mile relay for the championship of America. For the first time in years, no records were broken in the meet. K.U. Banner to Adorn Students' Club In Paris Observant University of Kansas men in Paris who visit the club building of the American University Union in Europe will soon see a familiar reminder of the days at old K. U. Chancellor Frank Strong has sent the big K. U. banner which hung on the wall of his office for many years to the Union in Paris and it will be put alongside the banners universities and colleges to give the atmosphere of their collective alma maters to American college men "over there." The purpose of the club house of the Union is to provide a suitable place of recreation to university students now in military service overseas, and according to letters received from the memoirs of their former classmates, have been found at the headquarters of the Union. Saturday, May 4, Named As Official Salvage Day Saturday, May 4, will be official collection day for salvage over the hill according to Lucee Spencer, chairman of the salvage committee of the Red Cross this morning. At this time the salvage will be collected from the various buildings, and will be distributed for sale downtown. Up to the present time the proceeds from salvage has amounted to $3.65, but the committee hopes to increase the budget after the big drive next Saturday. The salvage committee of the Red Cross of the University has direct charge of all this work. The committee consists of Lucene Spencer, chairman, Florence Butler, Jessie Le Messick, Katherine Fulkerson, and Helen Clek. Dr. Grace Charles and Miss Ora Dolbee are the faculty advisers of the committee. The proceeds of all the salvage sales goes to the surgical dressing work. All House Mothers and Managers Asked to Meet Mrs. Eustace H. Brown, at the request of the Chancellor, today called a meeting of all sorority and fraternity house mothers and managers of boarding clubs and those who board students of the University, for 3 o'clock Tuesday afternoon, April 30, in room 110, Fraser Hall. Chancel Strong will address the meeting. The War Here and Over There The Germans have been unable to dent the Allied line on the western Front since the capture of Kemmel Hill on Friday. Intense artillery fighting still continues but the Germans do not appear to be prepared to meet the French forces, so their large losses in men killed, wounded or made prisoners. May 1 is to be Thrift Stamp Day throughout the United States. On that day every store, shop, booth, and individual selling goods of any character at retail is expected to urge customers to accept Thrift stamps as part of his or her change on every purchase. Holland has agreed to reopen the Limbim railway but it is firm in its warning to Germany regarding the nature and extent of material transported over the road and by waterway. Subscriptions to the third Liberty loan now total $1,700,044,850, according to the latest reports of the Treasury Department Joseph Reiter, a wholesale sugar dealer at Brooklyn, N. Y., who was found guilty of charging $17 per 100 pounds of sugar, will be allowed to continue his business upon donating $1,842 to the American Red Cross. Our 14-inch guns weigh nearly 95 tons and are more than 58 feet long, costing $118,000 apiece. School children in Germany get reward stamps for collecting old papers, scraps of metal, rags, and even hair, all of which are used. During the first year of our war nearly 60,000 letters, many including detailed plans, were received from the inventive genius of the country by the Naval Consulting Board concerning methods of combating the German U-boats. Dillon of Capper Publication Tells Journalists of News- paper Game; Charles Dillon, editor of the Capper Farm Publications, in a talk to the women of Theta Sigma Phi, said: "There is a greater chance for women in the field of journalism than ever before. The women of Kansas are in practically all field of work today and they have already proved that they are as capable as men in all ways." Women are more dependable than men as reporters, he said, because they do not loaf on the corner or go off to a show when sent out on an assignment, and it is the woman's con science that we now need in the newspaper field. However, Mr. Dillon will never advise a girl to become a reporter and particularly a society reporter because "there is nothing in the world that becomes harder unless it is a church trustee." Mr. Dillon said that the day of long novels is past. The enormous number of short stories of the war are taking their place, and this generation will be dead and forgotten before the editors cease to print accounts of this great struggle. The April number of Kansas Municipalities came from the Journalism Press today. In this number are articles on 'Saving Lives Through Efficient Organized City Health Departments,' by John J. Sippy; epidemiologist of the Kansas State Board of Health, and 'Municipal Home Rule in Nebraska,' by C. A. Sorensen, secretary of the League of Nebraska Municipalities. Hester Jackson Wins K. U. Beauty Contest Hazel Cook is Second Announcement Made at Huge Jayhawker Beauty Ball Friday—Farce Scores Hits The official standing of the winners of the Jayhawker "Kansas Girls Contest" was announced at the Beauty Ball held in honor of the winners in Robinson Gymnasium Friday night. Hester Jackson won first place, Hazel Cook second, and Earline Allen third. The standing of the other six girls who were given places in the contest are Elizabeth Steen, fifth; Eileen VanZandt, sixth; Josephine Huoni, seventh; Louise Lorght, eighth; and Jessy Wattu, ninth. Confetti and yards of paper ribbon were used in the carnival dance which was the feature of the close of the party at 2 o'clock. The party was probably the most unique and clever one given at K. U. this year. At each place at the tables where the midnight feast was given was a small wooden hammer and a carnival hat. Scattered through the crowd were small rubber ballons. During the supper the rhythmic pounding of the hammers created the noise suggestive of a great carnival. The chorus and special dances gave while the 12 o'clock supper was being held. A hitch was without a hitch. The Beauty Contest winners were in the chorus. It was said by many to be the choice farce ever put on at the University. Donald Davis, manager, outid his soph hop efforts of two years ago. Lawrence Bids Farewell To Twenty-Seven Men Leaving For Funston Crowd Was Much More Serious Than Boys Who The band played and the crowd waved farewell as the train pulled away from the Union Pacific depot a few minutes after ten o'clock this morning carrying twenty-seven Lawrence boys to Camp Funston. The boys were hilarious and in good spirits but the crowd which turned out to do them honor was silent and serious. The crowd followed the Lawrence colored band furnished on the parade which formed at the court house and marched to the denot. Cargill Sproull, a graduate of the K. U. department of journalism last year, is here today on leave of absence from Urbana, Ill., where he has finished two months of training in the aviation ground school. Sproull will be sent to Texas for training station Wednesday morning and then he be sent to Texas for flying training. There he probably will be commissioned first lieutenant. Besides the twenty-seven who went no the 9:58 train there were two colored boys who marched in the parade and left on the 11:52 train. Scrubby Laslett, captain-elect of two athletic teams at the University was among the men who left for Berlin by way of Funston. The men who left this morning for Funston are: Donald S. Flagg, Robert B. Williams, Hugh Lyle Hook, Henry Louis Stover, Herbert R. Lassett, Arthur O. Stonestreet, Pat Nothy Shook, U. L. Christine, Gerhard Baerg, Frank Badsky, Walter A. McClain, Stephen E. Hodges, Byron P. Sweley, Everett D. Wood, Otto G. Thompson, Walter A. Goldtrap, Guy F. Stonebear, Charles C. Cramer, Willie McKay, Jay Richardson, Gus M. Sears, Paul E. Read, Herbert Eugene Freesse, Worden A. Roberts, Russell Rex Kendall, Richard H. Wagga, Staffion H. Hout, Clarence Kiser, David Humes Nelson. Cargill was a star miler last year and the year before, and was joint holder of the Missouri Valley mile record. Besides being a great track athlete, Sproull was a member of the Kansan Board, Kansas City Star correspondent, and a member of Sigma Delta Chi, honorary journalism fraternity. He is a member of the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity. Sproul Is Here From Aviation School Study School of Fine Arts To Give Annual Recital In Fraser Hall April 30 Seventeen Students to Take Part in Program of Eleven Numbers Students of the music department of the School of Fine Arts will give a public recital in Fraser Chapel Tuesday night at 8:15 o'clock. Seventeen students will take part in the program of eleven numbers. In the last number, a piano solo by Miss Frances Allen, Hiller's Concerto in F minor, first movement, the orchestral accompaniment will be by Prof. Carl Preyer. The program will be as follows: Organ; Cuckoo and Nightingale Concerto, (Handel) Helen Pendleton. Two pianos; Andante and Varia-tionate. Mary Gossard and Mild Thredail. Vocal: Love Song, (Brahms); Last Night, (Kjerufil), Lucie Phinney. Piano: Magic Fire Music, (Wagter-Brassan), Marian Sleeve. Ensemble: Serenade "Four Tol," (Meyer-Helmum); Violins; Ednah Hopkins, Marie Nuss, Laura Jack (Meyer-Helmum); Dillon Dalton; Chaire I. Dietrich Voice: Thy Beaming Eyes; A Maitre Dacwell; a Wild Rose, (MacDowell *Gladby*) Piano: Senta's Ballad, (Wagner Liszt), Margaret Fitch. Ensemble: Tri III, Op 159. No. 3, (Reinecke). Allegretto, first movement. Violin; Ednah Hopkins; W. B. Dalton; Piano: Thelma Maurin Organ: Prelude to first Organ Concerto, (Guilmant), Thelm a Wharton. Ensemble: Sonata No. 2 in b. minor, Op. 24, (Sjogren), Allegro moderato, first movement: Frances Allen, Prof. Frank Kendrie. Piano: Concerto in F minor, (Hiller), first movement: Frances Allen. Orchestral accompaniment, Prof. Carl Preyer. Club Will Sing at Their Own Party Friday Night in Robinson Gym Glee Club Gambol Includes Late Dancing Dancing from 9 to 1 o'clock is the program for the Glee Club Gambol to be given Friday night, in Robinson Gymnasium. Chuck Sofstall, Williard Pierce, Glenn Banker, and a violin artist from Kansas City will furnish the set. The Men's one will sing, giving the "Gambol" a varied program. The following have tickets for sale at $1: Louis Morgan, Marvin Harmins, R. W. Emerson, J. H. Smith, Howand Painter, Deane Malot, Harold Blake, Donald Good, John Wahlstad, Harold Hall, Hermian Friesen, Clifford Tenny, Herron Flack, George Mcintyre, Selden Burger, Arthur Aach, John Winkler, Charles Nettels, Bernard Wirtson, Tyson Anderson, Raymond Darby, Marcellus Law, and M. L. Peek. The money made from this dance will be used in defying the expenses of the twenty-four men who made the trip recently to Camp Funston to sing for the soldiers. The open is open to all University students. Black Helmets Pledge Twenty-six Freshmen Initiation Will be Held Tuesday Night at Phi Kappa Psi House The Black Helmets pledged the following twenty-six fresh wednesday noon, under the "old oak" tree between Fraser and Snow Halls: Lawrence Wiberg, Arthur Fuhrman, John Kinkle, Charles Fratcher, McKenna Hodges, William Dixon, Arley Estes, Lewis Meek, Murray Edry, Ralph Varner, Paul Oles, Freed Stringfellow, Adrian Shields, Edward Montgomery, Jack Jones, Hunter Dural, Lile Anderson, Horace Amann, Roger Allen, Howard Lockwood, John Porter, Charles Parker, Harry Barrier, Lloyd Colter, E. L. Bradley, and 'ohn Bradshaw. The new pledges will be initiated into Black Helmet Tuesday night at the Phi Kappa Psi house. Casualties Collapse After Shrapnel Bal The first official casualty list of the Jayhawker Beauty Ball Friday night in Robinson Gymnasium shows 10 crushed ankles, 2 cracked skulls (as a result of an accident), 18 bruised arms, 20 smashed toes, 20 ruined dispositions, and 40 sore eyes. In explanation the manager's office said that nearly all sore eyes were the result of trauma from injuries. Entanglements with arms of opposing couples were few and minor injuries resulted. One lieutenant kept after his man for one entire dance only to run into him when the dance stopped. The long list of smashed toes is accounted for by the fact that the close order of attack used by the enemy naturally resulted in some of our forces being walked on. One captain accounted for many of these assaults and capped unscathed herself. Crushable ankles generally were due to the inexperience of some recruits in their first engagement. The next casualty list will not be issued for another week, because of orders from secretary that the general commanding the expeditionary forces shall give out all such information. General Gambol will be responsible for the issuance of the next list. Plain Tales From The Hill SOCIAL NOTE By request the sky lights were turned on at the Beauty Ball Friday night. It was part of a program to conserve the colored lights. If you don't believe this, Mrs. Brown might tell you. Theta Sigma Phi came, wrote a hyphenated top deck in a head, and blew. Which busted the Kansan's hope of getting through the semester without busting that headline rule on hyphens. THERE'S STILL HOPE! William Allen White, who talked to the honorary women journalists here last week, was rotten in English when he was at the University of Kansas. At least his teacher said so. General Funston wrote the best theme of the year, Mr. White's teachermen's memoir, the great army man, while Mr. White made a great author and newspaper man. THEIRS' STILL HOPE! Here, consolation for the poor English answer is: Lost, somewhere between sunrise and sunset. 6 inches. Finder please return to Ralph Rodkey, K. U. quarter mile. Rodkey has been informed that he loses six inches on each stride in his 440-yard dash. He has been trying to pick up the extra six inches, because he realizes that the longer he loses the distance, he take to run his distance. Which, incidentally, will please Coach W. O. Hamilton. Mrs. Helen Ross Lantz, grand president of the Theta Sigma Phi which held its convention here last week, likes the K. U. journalism spirit, and she told a Kansan reporter so. "I appreciated the kindly spirit which exists between the women and the men in your daily office here. It is so much better to understand each other and be friendly, than to be constantly nicking petty quarrels. At the same time this is a constant quarrelling. I think the other way is much better." IN 1920? Are those boys botany students That I see everywhere Working upon the campus; What are they doing it? What are they doing there? Law Student—— Botany students? Well, perhaps, But first of all they're freshies Who've failed to wear their caps. And I'm an overseer Who makes them pay their fines. Just now they're set to digging Out of the dandelions. There will be a meeting of the Y. W. C. A. Tuesday at 3 o'clock at Myers Hall. A model Eight Weeks Club meeting will be conducted. Social hour will be held at the close of the meeting instead of at the beginning. Send the Daily Kansan Home. Annual Spring Election Of Student Council To Be Held Tuesday Little Interest Shown in Race for Positions on Student Council Polls Open, 9 to 3 o'Clock even College Representatives To Be Elected—Two Out For Cheerleader Election of the Men's Student Council will be held tomorrow. The polls will be open from 9 to 3 o'clock. The college will vote in Snow Hall, medics in the Museum, pharmacists in the Chemistry Building and the engineers in Marvin Hall. H. Washington is candidate for president of Men's Student Council, DeVoe is candidate for vice-president and Lobaugh for secretary and treasurer. The college will elect seven represents the council. The candidates are Fleming, Mason, Albaugh, Harms, Lonborg, Howden, Woody, and Hemphill. The School of Engineering will elect three representatives. The candidates are Mathews, Nettles, Ryan and Eagles. Candidates from the School of Law are Taylor, Armstrong Jenner. One is to be elected. One is to be elected. The School of Medicine may be elected and Skær is the only candidate. Conklin from the School of Medicine is the only candidate for his school. There are two candidates for cheer leader, Leach and Wilson. Five members of the athletic board are to be elected. The non-athletic candidates are H. Hangen and Murphy, while the athletic candidates are Bunn and voter is to write name of any two athletes. For officers of the College, Lyne and Hunt are candidates for president; Patueck for vice-president; and Lucile Hovey for secretary-treasurer. In the School of Engineering, Brown is candidate for president; Fox and Benscheid for vice-president; Brady and Jakawsky are out for secretary-treasurer. The installation of the new officers will be held in the Green Hall Wednesday night. Uhrlaub Calls for Election Asks Schools to Choose dent-day Speakers, immediately Student Day will be held May 3 this year. As yet only one speaker has been elected, Neumann of the School of Engineering. "I want each school to hold a mass meeting as soon as possible," said Dutch Uhrlub, and its important as the speakers must appear next Friday at 4 o'clock. Phi Beta Pi's Will Convene Here May 3 National Convention Will Come From K. C. to Visit Local Charder Chapter Representatives of thirty-four chapters of the Phi Beta Pi fraternity will be in Lawrence on Thursday afternoon, May 2. A national convention of Phi Beta Pi will be held in Kansas City on May 1, 2, and 3, at which one representative from each of the thirty-four chapters will be present. On Thursday afternoon May 2, they will come to Lawrence on a special car to meet with a friend. On afternoon with a motor trip, and in the evening with a dinner followed by a dance. They will return to Kansas City Friday for the last day of the convention which will be concluded by a Muehlebach. Friday night at the Muehlebach. Uhls Will Select Partner Capt. Kenneth Uhls of the K. U. tennis team will come up from Rose-dale next Saturday and will probably chose his playing partner, from results of trysuit this week. There are four men on the Varsity squad now from which he can pick a partner. Cold weather has been a handicap the last few weeks. The Signal Corp has sent thousands of trained pigeons to France. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 29,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Official student paper of the University of Kansas EDITORIAL STAFF Geo. A. Montgomery, Editor-in-Chief James E. Hardara, Annalee News Editor Helen Peffer, Society Editor Howard C. Morgan, War News Editor Howard C. Morgan, War News Editor BUSINESS STAFF BUSINESS STAFF Fred Bingham . Business Manager Wayne Wilson . Assistant Alice Bowley Michael Doyle Donald Davis Ferdinand G Gottlieb Herman Hanken Philippe Jacques Subscription price $2.00 per year 1 advance; one term, $1.75. Harry Morgan Marjorie J. Shawson Mary Smith Floyd Hookenhull Floyd Hookenhull Entered as second-class mail marker behind the letterhead of the Museum of Fine Arts, under the set of Museum buildings. Address all communications to UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Lawrence, Kansas Phones: Bk. K. U. 25 and 66. Published in the afternoon five times a week. Edited by Larry Kanna, from the press of the Des Moines Press. The Daly Kansan aims to picture the University of Kansas; to go further than merely printing the news for the ideas the University hones on, to be clean; to be cheerful; to be charismatic; to be charitable; to move serious problems to wiser heads; in all, to serve to the university, to allify the students of the University. MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1918. Will the "pep" men, who are shouting from every sidewalk in bold-face type, have enough pep after election to clean their posters off the campus? TEACHERS AND A LIVING WAGE If the Allies had some way of introducing the Irish malady into Germany they could sit back and let the Huns fight it out among themselves. TEACHERS AND A LIVING WIDE Some of the seniors in the University are signing contracts to teach in the high schools of the state for salaries ranging from seventy-five to eighty-five dollars a month. Such wage are likely to look tempting, at least to students who have spent most of their lives in school with only a mesager allowance for expenses. This is especially true if the student has the idea, as many do, that teaching is an occupation that day for only five days in the week. The student who contemplates requires but six or seven hours a teaching, however, should stop to consider that he has spent some four thousand dollars to secure his education, and must have a reasonable return for his investment; that he is entering the lists of wage earners, and will be expected to contribute his share for social work, church work, and war work; that he will be required to dress well and seek the best of board and lodging in order to maintain the prestige and leadership which the profession demands of him; that, in addition to the stx or seven hours a day in the classroom, he will be required to spend many hours of work outside in preparing lessons, reading papers, and making out reports; and, most important of all, that he is employed only nine months of the year. Due to the fact that many new teachers enter the work each year without considering these things, teaching has become one of the poorest paid of the professions. As a result only the inferior teachers remain in the profession. The better ones leave it as soon as some other line of work is offered. The profession just now is suffering from such conditions, and it must continue to suffer until those just entering it learn to properly estimate the value of their services. Why should the Dutch wait till winter is over before putting their embargo on quinine? "SHELL FOR SHELL" Eight hundred Germans attacked and in a glorious battle were defeated by the magnificent resistance of American troops who gave steel for steel, lead for lead and shell for shell. Simultaneously on another now well-known section of the long Western Front eight hundred thousand and Germans were held to minor inevitable gains by French and English troops. It is about time the Associated Press quit the style of grammar school histories and ceased to magnify skirmishes into battles. For real battles are going to come and goodness or badness only knows how such news writers will handle them. Someone was right when he said that perhaps American newspapermen had exhausted all their resources and skill in covering local fires. It is true, however, that Americans want to know what the comparatively few soldiers they have son are actually doing. Tell that simply and directly, and in due proportion That effort will increase and eventually the proportion will be ever with what America's allies are doing. Then let the great battles them selves give the words that shall tell their story. There will be no need to borrow from the style of G. A Henty. Much less is such need just now. KANSAN PRIZE POEM CONTEST Every One Deserves Something KHAKI LADS Hazel Ernst Today, today they say good-bye And sail across the sea. To fight, to kill, to bleed—to die To serve democracy. They sail, they sail, on, on to France in glory, strength and youth To fight the demon, dragon Hun, To smile false pride with truth. And still they come, brave Khaki Lads from freedom's holy land To crush, to kill with righteous wrath; Worshied Almighty. Woe to the Allemand! O woe to Prussian greed and lust! Autocracy shall go. The tyrant crown shall fall to earth, And crushed to earth the foe. We pay the price—our manhood's life The men we loved are gone. Columbia shall bow with grief E'er peace comes with the dawn. For day by day some loved one falls Despite our daily prayer. And mingles with the mighty host That sleeps forever there. The long, long trail is stained with blood; The battlefield is red. The pale moon sheds her silver rays On our beloved dead. O Khaki Lads, O lads so brave, What can we say or do To pay the debt of gratitude The future owes to you? You fought, you killed, you bled—you died Beyond the deep, dark sea, Far from the friends, the home you loved, Theresa, your mother. To serve democracy. MENTAL LAPSES Long, long shall wave the starry flag Beloved. Red. White and Blue. You died that it might ever wave O Khaki Lads for you. "Johnny, what do you mean by calling Mrs. Jones a liar?" "Well, my good woman. I must go now. Is there anything I can do for you?" Policeman: "Huh, and niver come back? You shtay right here, an' I'll do the rinnin' after it!" O Khaki Lads for you. "Well, Ma, when she rang the door bell you said to show her up."—Chaparral. Lieut.:“You can't write this home. It would give away valuable information.” Prisoner—"There goes my hat. Shall I go after it?" Fasinated Bartender (watching a stout Englishman gulp down his fifth drink): "Gosh! First time I saw a British tank in action." -Panther. Toot: "All right! I'll just refer them to the article in Harper's I got the dope from. An interested visitor, who was making her final call in a tenement district, on rising, said: "No, thank ye, mum," replied the submerged one. "We mustn't mind it if I don't return the call, will ye? I haven't any time to go slummin' me-self." The Philologist A Few Words With Him . "You are very regular in your visits," said the Philologist. "It is unusual to find anyone who is so interested in such subjects; and when he takes such careful notes as you appointe him, he will tell you how. How does it happen that you... Every Day "Beg pardon! Oh! What was I saying about Latin names? I was about to say... that you would find them adequately discussed in, say, Allen and Greenough's Latin Grammar. Now, any other question?" "No. The name 'robin' does not come from his robbing our cherry-trees, but is a diminutive of Robert. We have other birds with Christian names, for instance: Jenny Wren, Magpei, and Jackdaw. It is difficult to say they did first get those names." The Philologist stroked his beard reflectively. "Proper names, characters in history or fiction, often become common names with a special significance. Thus we speak of a 'Macchielloelli', 'a Don Juan', 'an Edison'. Where was I? Oh! Yes. Those bird-names probably did, and some of them still do, connote something. Jenny to me suggests demureness, Mag suggests a shrew and a chatterter, and Jack suggests verticature, pranks. Notice that we have the strength also represented in "jack-screw" and "jack-plane", the versatility in "jack-knife", and the frankishness in "jack-napens" and "jack-a-lantern". In "jackass" the 'jack' simply means 'male'. CAMPUS OPINION "Yes, you are right. The word 'jac' is a sort of 'jack-of-all-trades.' All communications to this column must be signed by the writer. The name will then not be used unless you want it. The editor must know who is writing the communication as evidence of their accuracy. Communications are welcome. Why can't the students at this University learn the meaning of the word self-control? All of us realize that this is a serious time in the history of our country. We are all ready to make all kinds of promises to practice self-control that will help the government in its war work, but the trouble is that we really do not fulfill them. We resolve to refrain from a few picture shows, drink a few less "cokes," and buy a little less candy this week than last, but when a fellow who hasn't much to do sticks his head in at the door, and shouts, "Well, let's go to the picture show; Douglast Fairbanks you know," we forget all about the good resolutions made at the patriotic speech last night, and we offer Oh Shoot. We pass a drug store and drink a "coke" or buy some candy, forging that our Friendship Fund pledge is not paid vet. Self-control is an old word and almost every man has had it preached at him since the days of the grade school, but still it is a word the meaning of which every University man should relearn. We buy substitutes for flour because we have to, we put three cents on a letter instead of two because we have to, we buy Liberty bonds and baby bonds for looks sake, but what do we do just because it is patriotic and our duty. The government can and probably will make laws forcing us to do certain things necessary for winning the war but why can't we do such things without being forced to it? Nowhere has come so great a change as in the meaning of the phrase "carry on." The grimness of righteous determination has been substituted for the emptiness of frivolity. "Cheer up. You look as if you'd lost your last friend" was originally said of the dear old woman who spent every rainy day going through the box full of clipped funeral notices of "them that were." Hilltop Philosophy C. T. B. When a nation rejoices in the slaughter of women and children it ceases to hold the respect of even the most nervous of neutrals. A hermit may be a prime favorite with himself, but he's a bore to the community. Donated advice is frequently like a town sprinkler in full operation on a rainy day. Send the Daily Kansan Home. New ARROW COLLARS FOR SPRING CASCO-2 1/8 in. CLYDE-2 1/8 in. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS For Rent For Sale Last Found Help wanted Amendment wanted Telephone K. U. 66 Or call at Daily Kansan Business Office Resellled Advertising Rates Classified Advertising Rates Minimum charge, one insertion, 35c; five insertions, two insertions, 35c; five insertions, 50c; Fifteen to twenty-five words, one insertion, 50c; five insertions, 75c; 50c; five insertions, 75c. Twenty- five insertions, one half-cent a word each additional insertion. First insertion, one-half cent a word each additional insertion. Rates given upon application. TEACHER$^2$ WANTED—War conditions cause many good positions to be open. We must be prepared to move forward with the booklet. Central Educational Bureau, W. J. Hawkins, Mgr. Metropolitan Bldg., St. Louis, Mo. FOR SALE—Law library of the late S. H. Jones, Sedan, Kansas. For information and complete list of books inadependent of Miss Mary Alice Jones, Sedan, Kans. 136-3.*202 FOR SALE OR TRADE for farm, 11- room house, strictly modern, between court house and University. Inquire of Crew, 1132 Ohio. I7-2-205. LOST—Gruen gold watch on K. U. car or near gym. Reward. Call 803. 137-2.*204 LOST—Gold Quill club pin with ini- tials S. M. on back. Return to Susan McDonald. 137-2.*203 PROFESSIONAL DR. OR-LUP—Eye, Ear, Eose and gilts work guarantee Dick Building. LAWRENCE OPTICAL GO. Eyes examined: glasses furnished. Furiousness: DR. H. REDING-F. A. U. Building. DR. H. REDING-F. A. U. Building. Hours 9 to b. Phone 513. JOB PRINTING—B. H. DALE, 1027 Mst. St. Phoile 228. G. W. JONES, A. M. M. D. Diseases of the stomach, surgery and gynecological care. Residence and hospital, 1291 Ohio St. Both phones, 35. KKELEIU BOOK STORE - Quiz books KKELEIU artisina materials, drawing supplies. Pictures and picture framing. Agency Hammond and Typewriters 393 Mass. London HIGH SCHOOL SENIORS— HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR there's a message for you in the Summer Session ad on page 3— READ IT!—Adv. Don't wait--DO IT NOW! Buy War- Savings Stamps! HOTEL KUPPER Kansas City, Mo. 300 Convenient to the shopping and Theatre District—especially handy for ladies, being on Petticoat Lane. Cafe in connection paying special attention to banquets. WALTER S. MARS. Mgr. WALTER S. MARS, Mgr. Washington University School of Nursing Nursing offers to women an opportunity for preparation for life and a profession of care. Washington University gives a three week instruction is given in the University, clinical instruction in the Children's Hospital. Washington University Dispensary and Social Services is offered to applicants having a A.B. or B.S. degree from An Electric Iron You Should Own One! Address inquiries to Supt. of Nuras, Bishop of Santo Domingo, 800 So. Kingsbridge, St. Louis Mo. M. CAN'T YOU IMAGINE the number of times you have wished you were able to slide a hot iron over a slightly mussed shirt waist, or a skirt just a little wrinkled? It is possible to fully satisfy this wish if you own an electric iron for it is always ready to "smooth out your troubles." Stop in and ask us about them! 10 KANSAS ELECTRIC UTILITIES COMPANY 719 MASSACHUSETTS STREET "The Electric Way Is Better" "CLEAN-UP" Your Old Junk We Will Pay You Cash For It PHONE 954 LAWRENCE PRODUCE AND JUNK CO. Ninth and Delaware Sts. One block west of Santa Fe Freight Depot. Let "Clean-Up" Week also be "cash-in" week for you. We buy nearly everything that is no longer useful to you. And incidently, we pay the highest prices. SHUFFLE THE KICKS SATURDAY, MAY 11 Haley and His Orchestra Exclusive Agency for REGAL SHOES PECKHAM'S The home of Hart Schaffner & Marze Cloth Hotel Muchlebach BALMURRAY AVENUE AND TWENTY STREET Keesapia City, Mo. 500 New Fireproof Room Rate from $200 Under the Personal Direction of S.J. Whitmore and Joseph Reckel APRIL 29,1918. UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Theta Sigma Phi Ends Its National Convention With Kansas City Trip Miss Marion Lewis, Formerly of K. U. Was Elected Grand President The first national convention of Theta Sigma Phi, honorary journalistic sorority, which was held here Thursday, Friday and Saturday of last week, closed Saturday with a trip to Kansas City. The delegates were conducted over the city by the Woman's Motor League, and taken into the arena by the following this they were taken to the tea at the Hotel Muehlebach. In the evening they attended the Schubert. Miss Marion Lewis, a graduate of the University of Kansas, last year, department of journalism, was elected grand president of Theta Sigma Phi in the closing sessions. Miss Lewis is now editor of the school page of the Minneapolis Journal. Mrs. Helen Ross Lantz, retiring president, of Seattle, Washington, was elected vice-president. Mrs. Margaret Garvin Stone of the University of Montana was elected secretary. Miss Merze Marvin was made treasurer. Miss Marvin is in the advertising department of the Des Moines Register-Tribune. Friday night installation was held for the new officers, and the pledges of Epsilon, the local chapter, were initiated. Jessie Wyatt, Geneva Hunter, Mary Samson, Katherine Davis, Ua Stockwell, Nadine Blair, and Earline Allen were initiated. Following initiation a banquet was served in F. A. U. Hall. By the Way Ernest Hadley, m20, who is a student at Rosedale, visited friends in Lawrence Saturday. There will be no Sigma Nu house dance Friday, May 3, because of the Glee Club Gambol, which will be given at Robinson Gymnasium that night. Eva Maloy, c19, spent the weekend at her home in Eureka. Her brother, Hank Maloy, A. B'15, reported at Camp Funston Sunday. William W. Anschutz, who was a sophomore on the Hill last year, has arrived overseas, according to news received Saturday by Lawrence friends. Anschutz is chief cook of quartermasters' supply train 403. Miss Stella Horchem and Miss Charlotte Egbert, K. S. A. C. students, were dinner guests at the Franklin house Sunday. Lieut. Jerry Kirschner, who is stationed at Camp Oglethorpe, Georgia, was a guest at the Sigma Nü house last week. The University Women's Association will be entertained with a knitting tea at the home of Mrs. W. J. Burgmayer, 1209 Ohio Street, Thursday, May 2, at 3 o'clock. Lieut. Ray N. Swarner of Camp Funston, spent Sunday at the Kanza house. Swarner goes to Newton today to be in charge of a troop train. He will go to Denver Tuesday to bring another troop train to Funston. Fred Rigby, c19, was called to his home in Topeka Thursday because of the illness of his mother. He will probably return to Lawrence Tuesday. Dr. and Mrs. D. E. Esterly of Topeka were the guests of Dr. and Mrs. George A. Esterly over the week end. Caroline Greer, A. B., '15, who was on the Hill Friday and Saturday to attend the Theta Sigma Phi convention, was the guest of Miss Helen Rhoda Hoopes of the department of English. Marion F. Lewis, a student in the University last year and the new grand president of Theta sigma Phi, will return to Minneapolis, Minn., today. She edits a school page on the Minneapolis' Journal. Mrs. E. H. Bell and little son, John, of Hyde Park, Chicago, are spending some time in Lawrence, the guest of Miss Geneva Parker, of the department of public speaking. The lotu Betchu Two were entertaining the new pledge. Whereas this day, Saturday, April 27, 1018, marks the close of the first National mission of Theta Sigma Phi and. Whereas, the Grand Council members, the delegates, and alumni of this fraternity in convention assembled have given their support to a usable inspiration and lasting benefit from such meeting and. "Mr. Arthur, do have some more ice cream." Resolution "Waiter, fill Mr. Arthur's plate" —Froth. "Well, thanks, but just a mouthful." Whereas, the phenomenal success of this convention has been largely due to the high-quality people found on the "Hill." Therefore, be it resolved that Theta Sigma Phi, the Women's National Journalism fraternity take this opportunity to express its appreciation of all the care, kindness and courtesy shown it by the people who daily climb the "hill" and especially to the Daily Kansan Board, Sigma Delta Chi, Kansas City alumni, and Epsilon, our sister chapter, which has not only fulfilled all the known ways to add to our enjoyment but created new ones and, be it further Resolved that duplicate copies be made of thesis resolution one to be spread on the minutes of this meeting and one to be sent the Daily Kan- on or publication in its columns. Respectfully submitted, FANNIE INZE BELL SYNLIA FINLEY. Com. on Resolutions. Always a selection of at least three kinds of ice cream—the ideal dessert—cooling, wholesome and delicious. Wiedemann's, 182.. Adv. Send the Daily Kansan Home. There is hardly a youth in the grade school or college who does not at some time have a nickname attached to him, as "Skimpy" or "Fatty," or some other based on his physical disabilities. However, the style of nicknames change from time to time. Twenty-five years ago or so, those names were called generally by their initials or abbreviation of their names. Yes, the Profs. Had Nicknames in Youth "Uncle Jimmie" Green said he could remember when he went to the little, red schoolhouse back in Vermont, where in order to designate him from the "Jimis" or from other Green families in the community, the boys called him "Little Jim," because he was the youngest. Later the boys dropped out of high school and got to show threatening signs of resentment, and from then on he was just plain "Jim." except to his mother who always called him "James." Chancellor Strong claimed that the boys never gave such epithets as the present ones to their fellow-students when he went to school. "They called everyone by his initials or surname. I was always known as F. Strong." It seems as if when Professor Hopkins was a little boy, they added "ie" to abbreviations and made pet names out of them. Any way he was called "Eddie" until he went to college where Prof. John Ise undoubtedly had the most unique name given him. When he was at college getting his A. B. degree the boys called him "Herr Docktor." From that they developed "Hair Doctor" which they called him the rest of his college life. Not often did they give effeminate names; but Prof. S. L. Whitcomb said that one of his teachers called him "Sadie" (Maybe he liked to tense the little girl who sat in front of him). Later the boys dubbed him "Sudkle." And the boys at school called Professor Loud, "Eliza," until he went touggle where they named him "Col" because of his ability in school politica. he became so dignified that his classmates changed it to "Father Hopkins." Always the Irish and Scotch have the names of Pat, "Mike" or "Mac" given them. Prof. E. W. Murray has always been known as "Pat." And Murray always went as "Mack" or "Art," and still is known by those names. However, times have changed. The more prosaic names of former years have been changed and nowadays one A. G. ALRICH $15 up Classy Spring Fabrics Tailored to the Appeals of College Men 736 Mass. St. A Suit Tailored to Your Measure hears "Dutch," "Rusty," "Ducky," or "Pants," called across the campus. "Tub," "Hoots," "Brick," "Butch," "Lefty," and "Stuffy" are also heard as the students go from building to building between classes. Gobelin Rose and Regimental Buff, the latest shades in stationery. Engraved Cards For Commencement Comus Rehearsals Begin Rehearsals on Comus, Milton's poetic drama, which will be staged Thursday, May 9, under the direction of the Dramatic Club, have begun. But only a portion of the cast will not be limited to the Dramatic Club alone, but characters will be chosen from members of both the men's and women's Glee Clubs and from dancing classes. Comus Rehearsals Begin W. E. WILSON Eldridge Bldg. 707 Mass. St. Ed. Y. Price Globes He: "I feel like thirty cents." She: "How things have gone up since the war."—Purple Cow. Send the Daily Kansan Home. HATS, CAPS, SUITS, SHIRTS for spring PROTCH The College Tailor SPRING SUITS HUB CLOTHING CO. 820 Mass. St. Our SEZZ ships for着船 are here Our SELZ shoes for spring are here Let Us Make Suggestions for Graduation Gifts UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE 803 Mass. St. Exclusive Local Agent for Martha Washington Candies JESS THORNTON 1025 Mass. St. Typewriter Supplies, Stationery University Supplies Agent for CORONA typewriter CARTER'S Diamonds, Watches, Silverware, Cut Glass OTTO FISCHER ED. W. PARSONS Jeweler—725 Mass. 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A six weeks course enabling you to receive six hours credit is also offered. Men and women who will graduate from high school within the next few weeks should attend the K. U. Summer Session and thus "speed-up" their training so that it can be placed at the disposal of the government one year earlier if necessary! Write for Particulars Today! TWO SEPARATE TERMS Enroll in Either or Both! First Session ... June 4 to July 12 Second Session ... July 15 to Aug. 9 For further information see or address Director of Summer Session, Room 119, Fraser Hall, Lawrence, Kanasa. "The Summer Session Is Your Patriotic Opportunity to Save Time" UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN APRIL 29,1918 Tryouts Start Today To Select Team That Meets Aggies May Kansas Expects No Difficulty in Weights and in Dash Events War Takes Many Stars New Men Being Developed by Coaches at Both Institutions Men to be taken to the K. U.-Kansas Aggie track meet in Manhattan May 3 will be selected in try-outs Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. Coach W. O. Hamilton announced today. Some of the dash events will be run off a afternoon. K. U. will enter this meet minus the services of Don Welty in the hurdles and pole vault, and will miss the work of John Shreve in the quarter mile and mile relay. Both men are now in service. Only Hobart is left to handle the hurdle events and he is slowly recovering from a fall which he received in the interclass meet several weeks ago. Howard is doing good work in the pole vault. Haddock and Lobaugh look good in the dashes. The distance events probably will be divided. In the weights, Kansas should be able to best the Manhattan athletes. The done points to K. U. as a winner. In the quarter mile there are Lobaugh or Russell and Ralph Rodkey. They should be able to beat the Farmers out of both places in this event. Welty was also a broad jumper but Howard and Haddock both have been showing good form in this event. In the pentathlon in the Penn Relay games, Haddock made better than 20 feet. Rice is good in the high jump for a first and Howard is improving in this event. The Aggies have lost their best man reports from Aggieville say. He is Metz, the man who gave the most trouble to the K. U. men in the indoor meet in the dashes and hurdles. He was also good in the shot put. Jack Frosh, a new recruit, is said to be doing some good early season work in the high jump and pole vault. Manhattan track followers expect him to place first in the poli vault. Clarke Works is another green man whom Germany Shultz has developed this year for the hurdles and broad jump. The half and two mile probably will give the Jayhawker runners the most trouble from present indications. Intelligence Rating Made By Ex-Profs Lieut. Donald G. Paterson, former instructor in the department of psychology of the University of Kansas, writes the Kansan of his work in Georgia. "I was sent February 4, from civilian work in psychology in Camp Bowie, Texas, to Fort Oglethorpe, Ga., as a first lieutenant in the Sanitary Corps, for a course of instruction in military psychology. The two months course is now finished and I am sent as Chief Psychological Examiner to Camp Wadsworth, Spartansburg, S. C. Capt. Walter S. Hunter, also of the department of psychology of the University of Kansas, also took the same course and is now located as Chief Psychological Examiner at Camp Sheridan, Montgomery, Ala. Each psychological staff (one in each cantonment) will consist of a chief and three commissioned psychologists, four non-commissioned officers and at least twenty enlisted men. The purpose of the work is to furnish an intelligence rating of every soldier in the draft army in order to assist in their proper placement in the military machine." Everett and Orville Bradley, the two star freshman track athletes at the University this year, will leave Sunday for their home in Cherokee, Okla., where they will help their father on his 240-acre farm this summer. Both will be back next year. Candy being composed principally of sugar, chocolate and nuts, is very high in food value. The ¢food Administration realizes this, and does not ask people to stop eating candy. Instead it simply requests a wise selection of the kinds of candies eaten, buying only those that contain the least sugar such as dipped nut meats, marshmallows, jellies, nut candies, etc. We make "Hoover-approved" candies -ask for them-Wiedemann's-Adv. Thirty Men Are Entered In Interscholastic Meet Eight high schools have entered thirty men in the fifteenth annual interscholastic track and field meet which will be held on McCook Field Saturday afternoon. McPherson has entered the largest team, making eight entries. McPherson and Winfield are the only schools who have entered teams in Class A so far. Others are expected daily this week. Burtinggame is the only high school to enter a team in Class B. Belle Plains, Axell, Marquette, Moran and LaCygne have entered men in Class C. Kansas and Normals Are Not Yet Matched For Game Thursday Jayhawker Nine Working Hard for Games with Missouri May 8-9-10 The Jayhawker nine, with only one week for practice before the series with Missouri at Columbia May 8, 9 and 10, will begin a series of hard workouts on McCook Field this afternoon. A return game with the Emporia Normal team will probably be played here Thursday, although Coach W. O. Hamilton has not been able to match the game definitely as yet. Coach Hargiss of the Normals has expressed his desire for a return game, however, and he said after the Jayhawker-Normal tie game in Emporia two weeks ago that his team would beat the Kansans at Lawrence. The Jayhawkers are confident that they will be able to down the Teachers Thursday if the game is played, as they have been playing better ball since the Normal game and will have the experience gained in the two Ames games. It was the wildness of the K. u. pitcher that gave the Emporians a tie with the men of Coach Bond in the former game, and the Jayhawker hurlers seem to have regained control since that time, as shown by the fact that they gave Ames only five walks in the two CONKLIN PENS are sold at McColloch's Drug Store 847 Mass 847 Mass "We're in Business for Your Health" Welkos Drug Store Formerly Evans' 819 Mass. Five Varsity men and a couple of freshmen braved the weather Friday afternoon and had batting practice on the grass outfield of McCook. The Jayhawkers are hitting only 200 in the three games which have been played, and Coach Bond intends to put the team through some stiff batting practices this week in preparation for Missouri. games as opposed to ten in the one game at Emporia. Carnegie Institute Asks K.U. for Trained Teachers Requests Cannot be Met As AI Available Are Already in War Service A call comes to the University of Kansas from the Carnegie Institute of Technology asking for men who are trained as teachers in electrical courses to help them in their concentration war courses which they are offering to soldiers under the jurisdiction of the Signal Corps. Since all the instructors and students in the University are enlisted in the engineers' reserve, it will be impossible to send any one from here according to Dean G. C. Shaad of the School of Engineering. The Institute's course is to be given this summer, and instructors in class room and laboratory work are needed to carry on this branch of the war program. The telegram, which was received at the office of the chancellor Friday, asks if the University of Kansas has any faculty members or advance students whom it can recommend to help them in this emergency. Mrs. Wm. H. Scnuzu Hemstitching and Picoting—10c yd. Remedying of every description Between Kress' and Woolworth's 917 Moss St 917 Mass. St. CORNELL UNIVERSITY MEDICAL COLLEGE in the City of New York in the City of New York ADMITS graduates of University of ADMITS graduates of University of Kansas presenting the required Physics, Chemistry and Biology. INSTITUTE throughout the course Small INSTRUCTION by laboratory methods throughout the course. Small sections facilitate personal contact of student and instructor. GRADUATE COURSE leading to A. M. adn Ph.D., also offered under direction of the Graduate School Computer support. Applicable for furniture that is pre- ferably made not later than June. Next session opens Sept. 30, 1918. For information and catalogue. 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