THE KANSAN The official paper of the University of Kansas Kansas. Published every Wednesday and Saturday night of the school year, by the Kansas University Publishing Association. Office in Basement of Fraser Hall, Phone, Bell, K U 25. Carl H. Young, Editor. Carl H. Young, Editor. Roy Roberts, Managing Editor. Allan W. Dodge, Business Manager. Robert H. Worline, Assistant Bus. Mgr. Members of the Board: R. L. Douglas, Frank H. Blackmar Wallace F. Hovey, Cland A. Clay, Ward H. Cable, Judith Connellly May V. Wallace, Ray Loofbourrow H. C. Waters, B. J. Sheridan Joseph Murray, Lester Disney Subscription price, one dollar per year, in advance; time subscription, $1.25 per year. Advertising rates: 20 cents per inch per insertion. Address all business communications to A, W. Dodge, s23 Kentucky St. Entered as second class mail matter September 30, 1904, at the Lawrence, Kansas, Postoffice under the act of Congress, March 3, 1879. WEDNESDAY, MAY 22. UNIVERSITY CALENDAR. Thursday, May 23: Senior play. Friday, May 24: Chapel, special music. Senior play. Saturday, May 25: Kansas-Nebraska track meet. Some of the enthusiastic Kansas supporters are wondering how it happened that we won the two games at Washington University. The kind of base ball played by the Jayhawkers in the last two games is exactly the same as most every team plays some time during the season. Up to Monday the Kansans had played a consistent series of games having lost but four out of eighteen. Monday and Tuesday we had our slump and we are now rejoicing that it did not come when it would let some team get away with the majority of games played. Under classmen should not fail to attend the senior play if at all possible. The senior play of each year is the greatest dramatic event and is original. It is usually replete in local hits and serves to point out many idiosyncrasies in University life. The upper classmen usually attend and the first and second year classes will come closer in touch with the University ways to attend the senior play. The Missouri Independent refers to the McCook track as a sun-baked frog pond. It also hints that the time in the century was 93-5 seconds and that the time in the two mile must have been down near 9 minutes. In two years from the present, Missouri will not meet the Jayhawkers unless there is a good track on McCook. We suppose the condition of the track also bothered the Tigers in the hammer throw, discus, broad jump, high jump and pole vault. It may also interfere with the Tiger's prospects of carrying off the Chicago conference meet. Nebraska comes Saturday to meet Kansas on the track. The Cornhuskers are the most sportsmanlike aggregation that the Jayhawkers meet. Last year the Jayhawker track and basketball men received the most courteous treatment at Lincoln ever given athletic teams anywhere. During the great football game last fall, the Nebraska rooters always kept quiet when the two opposing teams were near their sidelines so that the players could hear the signals, and this was especially true when Kansas had the ball up close to Nebraska's goal line. The Kansas track men Saturday will do their best to take the meet from the Nebraskans, and the only thing for the rooters to perform is to outdo the Cornhuskers in whatever courtesies it is possible to show the visiting team. Fresh salted almonds at Wiedemann's. $4.00 TO $8.00 A DAY EASILY MADE SELLING OUR SPECIALLY CONSTRUCTED SIGNS TO SMALL STORES EVERYWHERE. EASY SELLER. COMPACT SAMPLES. SEND 40C FOR SAMPLE OUTFIT AND FULL INFORMATION SENT POSTPAID. MONEY REFUNDED IF NOT SATISFACTORY.—SAM J. GORMAN CO., 161 STATE St., CHICAGO. Try the ambrosia sundae at Wiedemann's. $12.50, $15.00 to $25.00 is about the damage to your purse. 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The young men expressed their willingness to return and on being invited by the professor to come over for refreshments, a larger group than that which had given the original concert trooped across and sang as they had never sung before. No one appeared, and just as they were beginning to surmise that they had been caught in a practical joke, some one raised a window in a nearby house and yelled "stung!" Save "Pay Less, Money Dress Better" By ordering your CLOTHES of CLIFTON T. HIATT, THE SPECIAL ORDER CLOTHING MAN. Both Phones 920. Office 919 Mass, St. Wilder Bros. CUSTOM LAUNDRY Special attention given to ladies' work. Goods returned on short notice if desired. Phone No. 67. GUY R. DUER, K. U. agent. Commencement Cards PRINTED OR ENGRAVED at F. J. BOYLES 25 MASS. ST. Both Phones WATKINS NATIONAL BANK Capital $100,000 Surplus $20,000 J. B. Watkins, Pres, C. A. Hill, V. P. C. H. Tucker, cashier. W. E. Hazen, assistant cashier. Donnelly Brothers Livery, Boarding and Hack Stables. 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